1 let it burn

2 California man faces 13 years in jail for scribbling anti-bank messages in chalk — http://tinyurl.com/p5edt5l

3 1 let it burn Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 27, 2013 09:12 PM (8JJ6O) Calories? OOps wrong thread...

4 Obama Clashes with African Host over Gay Rights http://shar.es/xV8hv via @BreitbartNews

5 This is also a good reason to oppose a rape exception to a hypothetical abortion ban. It would create incentive to make false accusations.

6

Egads.  Disturbing news from the Vatican.  New scandal to be announced soon.

 

http://bit.ly/123uYET

7 this might be a fun class we could put to use these skills in the camps Learn to fight like a real warrior at the world's only school for GLADIATORS http://dailym.ai/10Z9m2F via @MailOnline

8 How many carbs are in this cheap Walmart Moscato?  Blech, need some ValuRite to wash it down with.

9 Taibbi is more worthless than most of the useless idiots . Not much , but enough .

10 So we are doomed. Really doomed. Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps.

11 The Girl Who Cried Rape got 200 hours of community service ....

12 >>> I couldn't draw you a picture of how stupid this is if I had a thousand crayons and a team of artists, 500 retards strong. Sir. Nice turn of a phrase. Been saving that for a while, Sir?

13 You'd need 10,000 crayons for every 500 retards, lest there be slap-fights.  Plus, inflation & P.C.  Two crayons per retard seems restrictive and cruel.

14 6 Egads. Disturbing news from the Vatican. New scandal to be announced soon. ---- Color me skeptical about a YouTube vid from ChurchMilitantTV.

15 Crap, first TD in IG Field history is by Montreal.

16 That political theater in Texas was orchestrated by Battleground Texas, who just received 36 million but has not disclosed where they got their money. They are based in DC, and are fronted by one of the heads of Obama's presidential campaign in 2012.

17 There isn't a big enough "I told you so" for the first link.  Oh and haaahaaa (said in my best Nelson Muntz voice).

18 That political theater in Texas was orchestrated by Battleground Texas, who just received 36 million but has not disclosed where they got their money. They are based in DC, and are fronted by one of the heads of Obama's presidential campaign in 2012.

We are going to turn Texas blue! 

19 Bella Sera Moscato, I think it would taste better in a box.  A touch of polypropylene would mellow it nicely.

20 Vin Diesel is retard strong. Sir.

21

Is it just me or does Rachel Jeantel personify the LIV with an Obama Phone?

 

Good Lord, the girl is 18 and cannot read 'cursive'?!

22 Taibbi is dead-on. That article to be read by every LIV, but most don't have that kind of attention span or can't take away time from Pawn Stars or The Voice.

23 CRACKA'S      

24 I read about that horrific waste of DNA who just randomly picked the guy to accuse of rape and I have no words for how ragefilled it made me.  The mother's oh there's two sides to every story thing may give an inkling as to where that sociopath gets it from.

25

Creepy-ass  (creep'-ee-as), adj.  1.   perverted, slimy, despicable  (generally applied to stalkers)

 

Cracker (crak'-er), n.  1.  thin, wafery carbohydrate product, usually served with a spread or small topping of meat or cheese.    2.  Small, explosive device, used for celebratory reasons such as the Fourth of July.   3. Non-derogatory  term for a  person  of caucasian or "white"   ethnic background (including certain Hispanic groups), common  usage in certain cultures and among certain age groups.

 

 

source- Muldoon-Webster  On-line  Dictionary  of  Common  Usage.

26 shoot. I guess I have to click the links to figure out what Ace is talking about with this one.

27 hey....i take time away from pawn stars

28 Crap, not the first *two* TDs in stadium history are by Montreal. Oh well, I knew Winnipeg would suck, but I thought they'd have a little spark at the beginning of Game 1.

29 I once had a Taibbi. That cat was fatter than hell.

30 Ted Cruz in ad advocating abolishing the IRS.

31 Is fantasist just the PC way to say scheming bitch of a liar? 

32 Another Michael Ramirez winner:

http://tinyurl.com/pn339tk

33 Gomez's hamburger with fries.

34 Well, I'm in a mostly good mood today. Except for the fact that the pain meds are preventing me from downing a gallon or two of val-u-rite

35 I read about that horrific waste of DNA who just randomly picked the guy to accuse of rape and I have no words for how ragefilled it made me. The mother's oh there's two sides to every story thing may give an inkling as to where that sociopath gets it from.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 27, 2013 09:25 PM (Gk3SS)

Some kind soul needs to put this woman together with some of the muslim rape gangs that are infesting Britain. A "marriage" made in Hell.

36 “ACA is thousands of pages, and it wasn’t written with this industry in mind,” says Belcher.

The hell you say!  Well.  Color me surprised.

(Can I say that?  "Color me?"  Not racist?

Oh.

Shit.)

37 Hurray!   Here's the next three seasons of Ancient Aliens.


http://lat.ms/18jiG3J

38 Isn't Perry gonna ram it up Battleground Texas' ass next week?

39

"Dems Tired of Fighting, Admit Obama Ineligible"

 

http://bit.ly/10omuf7

 

Doesn't that mean everything he has done is null and void?

40 I'll see your Muldoon-Webster On-line Dictionary of Common Usage and raise you an Oxford English Dictionary, Second Edition

cracker

(ˈkrækə(r))

Also 6 crakar, 6–7 craker.

[f. crack v. + -er1.]

One who or that which cracks (in any of the senses of the vb.).

1.1 gen.

   1625 B. Jonson Staple of News Prol. for Crt., To scholars‥above the vulgar sort Of nut-crackers, that only come for sight.    1842 Dickens Amer. Notes (1850) 14/1 A teller of anecdotes and cracker of jokes.    1886 Besant Childr. Gibeon ii. xviii, A professional in his own line, a cracker of cribs.

2.2 esp. A boaster, braggart; hence, a liar.

   1509 Barclay Shyp of Folys (1874) I. 12 Crakars and bosters with Courters auenterous.    1573 Tusser Husb. (187 121 Two good hay makers, woorth twentie crakers.    1595 Shakes. John ii. i. 147 What cracker is this same that deafes our eares With this abundance of superfluous breath?    1652 Ashmole Theatr. Chem. cx. 208 Beware‥Of Boasters and Crackers, for they will thee beguile.    1746 Brit. Mag. 48 Crackers against you are hang'd in Effigy.

3.3 familiar or colloq. A lie.

   a 1625 Fletcher Woman's Prize iii. iv, Crackers Put now upon me?    1863 Reade Hard Cash I. 28 That was a cracker of those fellows.    1871 Daily News 24 July, Learning to tell lies, and call them ‘crackersÂ’.

4.4 U.S. a.4.a A contemptuous name given in southern States of N. America to the ‘poor whites’; whence, familiarly, to the native whites of Georgia and Florida. Also attrib.
   According to some, short for corn-cracker; but early quots. leave this doubtful.

   1766 G. Cochrane Let. 27 June (D.A.), I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas and Georgia, who often change their places of abode.    1767 N.Y. Mercury 21 Sept., in Mag. Amer. Hist. (187 II. 250 A number of people called Crackers, who live above Augusta, in the province of Georgia, had gone in a hostile manner to‥Okonee.    1784 Lond. Chron. No. 4287 Maryland, the back settlements of which colony had since the peace been greatly disturbed by the inroads of that hardy banditti well known by the name of Crackers.    1850 Lyell 2nd Visit U.S. II. 73 Sometimes‥my host would be of the humblest class of ‘crackersÂ’, or some low, illiterate German or Irish emigrants.    1856 Olmsted Slave States 548 The operatives in the cotton-mills are said to be mainly ‘Cracker girlsÂ’ (poor whites from the country).    1887 Beacon (Boston) 11 June, The word Cracker‥is supposed to have been suggested by their cracking whips over oxen or mules in taking their cotton to the market.    1888 Harper's Mag. July 240 They will live like the crackers of Georgia or the moonshiners of Tennessee.

b.4.b attrib.; the Cracker State, Georgia.

   1808 Balance (Hudson, N.Y.) 6 Sept. 144 (Th.), [Verses by] a cracker planter.    1838 C. Gilman Recoll. Southern Matron xix. 130 The servant told us that a cracker man and woman were in the drawing-room.    1872 Schele de Vere Americanisms 659 Georgia‥little deserves the name of Cracker State, by which it is occasionally designated.    1887 Harper's Mag. May 843/1 Numbers of lawyers would gather together and relate their observations of Cracker life.    1908 Daily Chron. 26 Aug. 7/4 Our cracker guides go everywhere in thin cotton trousers.    1910 Washington Herald 27 Nov. 9 Through November the ‘Cracker StateÂ’ has occupied the center of motordom's stage.

5.5 A local name for the Pintail Duck (Dafila acuta), and the Corn-crake (Crex pratensis).

   1678 Ray Willoughby's Ornith. 376 The Sea-Pheasant or Cracker: Anas caudacuta.    1812 Smellie & Wood Buffon's Nat. Hist. X. 155 Pintail, Sea Pheasant or Cracker.    1843 Yarrell Hist. Brit. Birds (1845) III. 253.    1885 Swainson Provinc. Names of Birds (E.D.S.) 177 Corn Crake‥Creck, Cracker, or Craker (North; Salop). Bean crake, or Bean cracker (South Pembroke).

6. a.6.a A kind of firework which explodes with a sharp report or a succession of sharp reports.

   1590 Greene Orl. Fur. (1599) 39 Yes, yes, with squibs and crackers brauely.    1661 Pepys Diary 5 Nov., Seeing the boys in the streets flying their crackers.    1702 De Foe Reform. Manners, These are the Squibs and Crackers of the Law, Which Hiss, and make a Bounce, and then withdraw.    1851 D. Jerrold St. Giles xx. 206 Not a schoolboy but would have had his‥pockets stuffed with crackers.

b.6.b (In full cracker bon-bon.) A bon-bon, or small parcel of sweets, etc., containing a fulminant, which explodes when pulled sharply at both ends. attrib., as cracker-motto, cracker-paper, cracker-poetry, cracker-rhyme.

   1841 Alb. Smith Delightful People in Mirror XXXVII. 404 He exploded a cracker bonbon.    1844 ― Mr. Ledbury xxiv. (1886) 75 They paid compliments, and said clever things, and pulled crackers.    1868 W. S. Gilbert Bab Ballads 54 Only find out who it is that writes those lovely cracker mottoes!    1882 B. M. Croker Proper Pride I. iv. 61 You remember the cracker we pulled together‥on Monday, and I would not show you the motto?    1906 Westm. Gaz. 8 Sept. 2/2 A tragedy in rhymed verse not up to the standard of cracker poetry.    1907 Ibid. 25 Apr. 2/1 The gaily tinted scraps of cracker-paper that children love.    1934 Dylan Thomas Let. 2 May (1966) 115 Cracker-rhymes that we‥will imagine as the disregarded fruits of genius.    1942 ‘G. OrwellÂ’ Critical Ess. (1951) 128 The collection of cracker-mottoes at the end of Man and Superman.    1954 J. R. R. Tolkien Fellowship of Ring i. 45 The crumbs and cracker-paper, the forgotten bags and gloves and handkerchiefs.

c.6.c An attachment to the end of a whip-lash by which a cracking sound can be produced. U.S., Austral. and N.Z.

   1835 Monett in J. H. Ingraham South-West II. 288 To the end of the lash is attached a soft, dry, buckskin cracker.‥ So soft is the cracker, that a person who has not the sleight of using the whip could scarcely hurt a child with it.    1880 A. A. Hayes New Colorado (1881) x. 140 Each wagoner must tie a brand-new ‘crackerÂ’ to the lash of his whip.    1890 ‘R. BoldrewoodÂ’ Col. Reformer I. xviii. 110 Stockwhips garnished with resplendent crackers.    1907 W. H. Koebel Return of Joe 164 Fresh and efficient crackers swung continually at the ends of the stockwhips.    1966 ‘J. HackstonÂ’ Father clears Out 64 I'd plaited a whip specially for the occasion with a new green cracker on it.

†7.7 A pistol. Obs. slang. (Cf. barker 4.)

   1751 Smollett Per. Pic. xxv, I don't value your crackers of a rope's end.

8. a.8.a An instrument for cracking or crushing something; a crusher; spec. in pl. nut-crackers.

   1634 Massinger Very Woman iii. ii, A pair of nut-crackers.    a 1659 Osborn Observ. Turks (1673) 344 The Tongues being at the best but the Crackers of Knowledge: the Kernel remaining useless‥till picked and dressed by Employment and Experience.    1799 Southey Nondescripts vi, It were an easy thing to crack that nut Or with thy crackers or thy double teeth.    1874 Knight Dict. Mech., Cracker‥3. One of the deeply grooved iron cylinders which revolve in pairs and grind the tough, raw caoutchouc.    1884 West Sussex Gaz. 25 Sept., Turnip slicer, oilcake cracker.

b.8.b humorously (in pl.). The teeth.

   1815 Lamb Let. to Wordsw. 9 Aug., I conjecture my full-happiness'd friend is picking his crackers.

c.8.c A cracking plant (see crack v. 23).

   1951 [see catalytic a.].    1963 Williams & Jones Liquid Fuels i. 11 (caption) Fluid catalytic cracker.    1969 New Scientist 7 Aug. 280/2 The products of the crackers go to other plant for conversion into intermediate and final petrochemical products.

9. a.9.a A thin hard biscuit. (Now chiefly in U.S.)

   1739 in New Eng. Hist. & Gen. Register (186 XII. 296 Wee haue‥sent a box of Crakers to you.    1773 Newport Mercury 20 Dec., Advt. (Th.), Said Johnson bakes the very best sort of crackers.    1781 W. Moss Essay Management & Nursing of Children 108 Hard biscuit, commonly called crackers, are sometimes given; but they are heavy, owing to their being made without yeast and not fermented.    1810 Naval Chron. XXIV. 459 Twenty barrels‥flour, 20 barrels crackers, 30 bags navy bread.    1847 De Quincey Sp. Mil. Nun Wks. (1890) XIII. 179 note, His patent for a machine that rolls and cuts crackers and biscuits.    1855 O. W. Holmes Poems 108 Crackers, toast, and tea.    1868 B. J. Lossing Hudson 28 The hunters live chiefly on bread or crackers.

b.9.b attrib. and Comb., as cracker-bag, cracker-peddler; cracker-hash, a sailors' hash of biscuits and meat; so cracker-stew.

   1876 Wideawake (Boston, Mass.) 233/1 He picks up the cracker-bag and helps himself.    1897 Kipling Capt. Cour. v. 127 On his return the cocoa-tins and cracker-bags were counted out by the Frenchman's wheel.

   1904 Daily Chron. 4 May 10/2 Cracker hash, a savoury mixture of salt meat and biscuit.    1924 R. Clements Gipsy of the Horn ii. 38 Sea-biscuits broken into pieces and baked with small morsels of beef or pork and called ‘cracker-hashÂ’.    1928 Sunday Express 8 Jan. 4 Memories that go back to the days of ‘cracker-hashÂ’, ‘lobscouseÂ’, and hard-case.    1962 W. Granville Dict. Sailors' Slang 36/1 Cracker hash, minced meat and biscuits.

   1860 J. G. Holland Miss Gilbert's Career v. 76 ‘I'm going to be a cracker-peddler,Â’ said Fred.

   1909 Daily Chron. 14 Apr. 5/2 This is better‥than cracker stew.

10.10 pl. (S. Africa). (See quot.)

   1849 E. E. Napier Excurs. S. Africa II. 13 Sheepskin trousers—which, from the sound they make at every movement of the wearer, are called ‘crackersÂ’.    Ibid. 121 Equipped in the easy‥dress of a broad brimmed ‘Jem CrowÂ’ hat, a fustian jacket, leather ‘crackersÂ’.

11.11 slang. a.11.a A ‘cracking’ or ‘rattling’ pace.

   1871 Daily News 1 Nov. (Farmer), The shooting party, mounting their forest ponies, came up the straight a cracker.    1891 N. Gould Doub. Event 124 Rob Roy made the pace a cracker past the sheds.    1892 Field 9 Apr. 514/2 The deer‥went a rare cracker over Shirt Hill.

b.11.b A break-down, a smash: cf. crack v. 15.

   1869 Daily News 8 Nov. (Farmer), He's gone a cracker over head and ears.

c.11.c A pound(-note). Austral. and N.Z. slang.

   1934 W. S. Howard You're telling Me! 300 What about money?‥ We haven't got a cracker.    1941 Baker Dict. Austral. Slang 20 Cracker, a £1 note.    1947 Coast to Coast 1946 37 That damned old foxskin won't be worth a cracker to you.    1960 N. Hilliard Maori Girl iii. ix. 240 I've got nothing, Harry: not a cracker.

Hence (nonce-wds.) ˈcracker v. trans., to pelt with crackers. ˈcrackeress, a female cracker. ˈcrackery, crackers collectively.

   1870 Pall Mall G. 5 Nov. 5 They may not squib and cracker the inhabitants.    1883 Chamb. Jrnl. 690 This young crackeress was‥ill dressed and untidy.    1824 Miss Mitford Village Ser. i. (1863) 57 As much of squibbery and crackery as our boys can borrow.
 
 
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 ▸ A. n. slang (chiefly Horse Racing). A large amount of money, esp. one won or lost on a bet. Now rare.

   1861 G. J. Whyte-Melville Good for Nothing I. vi. 70, I remember‥Belphegor's year. What a cracker I stood to win on him and the Rejected!    1867 ‘OuidaÂ’ Under Two Flags I. ii. 28 He had backed Forest King heavily, and stood to win or lose a cracker on his own riding.    1942 L. V. Berrey & M. Van den Bark Amer. Thes. Slang §559/7 Large sum of money‥, cracker.
 
 
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 ▸ slang. Something exceptional of its kind; a fine or impressive example, a ‘corkerÂ’. Also: a very attractive, appealing, lively, or admirable person, esp. a woman. Cf. cracking adj. 3, crackerjack n. and adj.

   1891 J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley Slang II. 201/2 Cracker‥, anything approaching perfection.    1900 Overland Monthly Jan. 45/1 Dag's jock was a regular cracker, and as reliable as his horse.    1914 Dial. Notes 4 70 Cracker‥, a fine-looking, stylish, lively person. ‘She's a cracker!Â’    1963 Weekly News (Auckland) 5 June 37/2 Bill was with me at Nokomai and he was a cracker.    1977 Economist 20 Aug. 13/1 The United States has got itself a cracker of a deal in the treaty to end its 74-year control of the Panama Canal Zone.    1984 ‘J. GashÂ’ Gondola Scam (1985) viii. 55, I hear your lady is a cracker, Lovejoy.    1990 Sun 1 Mar. 42 The pitch was a cracker‥hard and shining.    1998 Total Football Nov. 79/1 You beauty, you've scored a cracker against our rivals and condemned them to relegation.
 
 
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 ▸ B. adj. slang (chiefly N.Z.). Fine, excellent; exceptional of its kind.

   1964 N. B. Harvey Any Old Dollars Mister 41 The huge Maori put the Yank down.‥ ‘By Kori,Â’ he said with a kind smile. ‘That was a cracker yarn, mate.Â’    1978 D. Ballantyne Talkback Man 112 On a cracker day like this?‥ I'm hot enough as it is.    1982 P. Holden Wild Pig in N.Z. 45 They're cracker tusks, all right.    1998 A. Warner Sopranos 323 Chell goes, I was saying, it's goan be a cracker day an we should go out Tulloch Ferry to my sister's place.    2001 N.Z. Herald (Electronic ed.) 20 Jan. [He] said 1999 was a cracker year and people who saved did well, but last year was a correction—investment jargon for a bad year and poor returns.

41 Ethanol is pain medication, accept no substitute.  Had a bad dream and kicked the wall in my sleep.  I think something is broken.  Got an appointment to have it looked at Monday.

42 So who's going to prison over this false allegation? Somebody should...but given that it's the UK, I doubt anyone will. Shame, really, spread civilization throughout the world and then refuse to defend your own...oh how the mighty have fallen. Alas Babylon, and all that.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

43 Teh JEF ineligable? Meh. He's not going anywhere and the dummytards will support him no matter what he does.

44 "Non-derogatory" my fat white ass.

45 Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps.

Will there be cocktails with little umbrellas?

46

Well I had no idea that Sedna to the Sun was comparable in distance as Comet Hal Bopp to the Sun. I thought they were completely unrelated in any way. Go figure.

47 Gloating is still unimpressive if it lasts more than two short, laconic sentences.

48 Welcome, Grover's!

49

Posted by: Grover's at June 27, 2013 09:31 PM (9aKQB)

 

***

 

Dayum!    Just dayum!

50 45 Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps.

Will there be cocktails with little umbrellas?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 27, 2013 09:34 PM (hO8IJ) -------------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Mrs. Guido said "we're in"...she has spoken.  

51 Isn't "Wall of Text" a barrel-able offense?

52 44 "Non-derogatory" my fat white ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 27, 2013 09:34 PM (hO8IJ)

 

****

 

It's apparently 'just a manner of speaking' among Miss DD's culture and age group. 

53 Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps.

Will there be cocktails with little umbrellas?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 27, 2013 09:34 PM (hO8IJ)


Yes.   Yes, there will be.

54 Okay all you crazy ass cracka's. Goodnight from the crazy ass matzoh.

55

Attention Denver-area Morons.  Magpul, in one last act of defiance, will give away 1,500 30-round magazines.

 

http://bit.ly/123wzL9

 

56 Gloating is still unimpressive if it lasts more than two short, laconic sentences.

I dunno.  The Beck Boyz can do a mean gloat on the radio thingie, and keep it up quite a while.

Pity they were denied the opportunity to display their unique talents in November, 2012.

There's gotta be a civil rights violation in there somewhere.

57 Wtf was that? Did Seamus Muldoon inspire this?

58 Cracker Jacks is going to need a new prize.

...I suggest "drank".

59 Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps.

Pick a date.  Mrs. filbert loves Vegas.

60 52 Isn't "Wall of Text" a barrel-able offense?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 27, 2013 09:37 PM (yh0zB) -------------------------------------

 

What was the next step up from barrel? Gentillia?

61 5000 retards is stronger. Say, that reminds me of a song...

62 Into the Cracker Barrel?

63 That's not a barrelable offense, it's BOHICA time.

64 I dunno. The Beck Boyz can do a mean gloat on the radio thingie, and keep it up quite a while.
Posted by: filbert at June 27, 2013 09:38 PM (7vimm)

...there are always exceptions.  Rule, not law.

65 46 Posted by: Grover's at June 27, 2013 09:31 PM Yeah, barrel. Dunno, that was like, actual information 'n' stuff.

66 Posted by: Grover's at June 27, 2013 09:31 PM (9aKQB)

what the fuckity?  did you guys already show this valued commenter the way to the barrel?  cripes!

and, with that out of the way, hey, fappers!  how's it going?

67 I'm done for the day. I'm going to lie back and listen to some Triumph and Cheap Trick and enjoy a drink. You folks have a good night.

68 Into the Cracker Barrel?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2013 09:40 PM (V1ZIU)

*golf clap*

69 63 Into the Cracker Barrel?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2013 09:40 PM (V1ZIU)

 

*****

 

Nicely done!  ***sotto voce 'you da man'**

 

(in place of a golf clap.)

70 There should be an ad-hoc Colorado moron meet-up at that park in Denver.

71 Damn, Winnipeg almost got a Pick-6. They should get a TD from this drive though.

72 58 Wtf was that? Did Seamus Muldoon inspire this?

Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 09:38 PM (0PiQ4) ------------------

 

58 Wtf was that? Did Seamus Muldoon inspire instigate this? fixed.

73 Nah, you're missing out on the etymology with all this anal ysis of baked goods.

The root word here is "ass-crack." Once you accept the formulation of ass-cracker as one who does [something] having to do with ass-crack, well, the "creepy" part just slides right in.

Try to keep this in mind as you wait for a long ass-light to change.

74 we finally had a summer day here in califuckitstan.  i was almost happy.

75 Wow, the universe to the quark. Really cool. I went through it twice. O/T, apparently I have been cheating myself for several years. This evening I had my first five guys cheese burger. Sweet Jesus. It makes obesity attractive.

76 Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:43 PM (+iA5G)

Watching Canadian Football is akin to eating "mockolate".

77 58 Wtf was that? Did Seamus Muldoon inspire this?
Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 09:38 PM (0PiQ4) ------------------

58 Wtf was that? Did Seamus Muldoon inspire instigate this? fixed.

Posted by: Guido - with 70% more hate at June 27, 2013 09:43 PM (8I9hB)

 

*****

 

In my own defense, while I may have inspired it, I did not condone it.  And 'instigate' is  way over-the-top. 

78 Bombers TD at last!

79 I'd like to move we consider meeting up in a state whose Senator didn't load the shamnesty bill with millions of dollars in waste spending on their tourism industry, but are there any states that don't have one or more shitty Senators?

And I've never been to Vegas.

80 Geeze! I just got here, and the barrel overfloweth already?

81 what the fuckity?

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2013 09:41 PM (8lmkt) ------------------

 

 

I have so much to learn about the terminology here. lol. Hello Peaches!

82 Vegas, wanna go, but it's a long drive to any airport with commercial service...If I could go direct Abilene, Midland, or Lubbock to Vegas....

83 45 Seems to me we should try again to organize a Mega Moron Meetup in Vegas before they start putting us in the camps. >>>Will there be cocktails with little umbrellas? ---- Absolutely! And nudity. Much much nudity.

84 Seamus Muldoon, you should share a ride one the barrel with Grover's. I see you're living up to your nic. Btw, I finally, finally started reading your book.

85 This has been a strange week. Weird, actually.  With a full moon.

86 Well, I'm glad to see that the CFL has made some changes. I remember back in the day, they had six teams and two of them had the same name. Now they're up to eight teams and no duplicate names.

87 68 I'm done for the day. I'm going to lie back and listen to some Triumph and Cheap Trick and enjoy a drink. You folks have a good night. Posted by: Joethefatman� (@joethefatman1) at June 27, 2013 09:41 PM (MnSla) --Triumph? I still recall reading their entry in my stepdad's old Rolling Stone Record Guide (which had hundreds of album reviews. After giving every Triumph album the lowest rating --a null, no stars-- the reviewer concluded with "Note: Docked one star each for plotting invasion from Canada. I mean, at least if they were German they'd be a little scary."

88 Btw, I finally, finally started reading your book. Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 09:47 PM (0 It's really interesting.

89

Posted by: comatus at June 27, 2013 09:44 PM (JNUY4)

 

*****

 

If I am reading you correctly, it all hinges on the placement of the hyphen.   So, if your ass-cracker hyphen is intact, does that make you a  creepy-ass  virgin?

90 And nudity. Much much nudity.

Oh.  Then you probably don't want me there. 

91 80 And I've never been to Vegas.

Then it is time.

92 77 Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:43 PM (+iA5G) Watching Canadian Football is akin to eating "mockolate". Posted by: Slapweasel at June 27, 2013 09:45 PM (lq3Ak) --Beats the hell out of Major League stickball.

93 80 I'd like to move we consider meeting up in a state whose Senator didn't load the shamnesty bill with millions of dollars in waste spending on their tourism industry, but are there any states that don't have one or more shitty Senators? And I've never been to Vegas. --- IIRC Vegas was Ace's idea way back when. But I'd go anywhere.

94 Hilarius defense of Rachel Jeantel: http://tinyurl.com/pw32w5d

95 I retract that. I won't go to NYC or SF. Would prefer it not be DC or LA either.

96 77 Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:43 PM (+iA5G)

Watching Canadian Football is akin to eating "mockolate".

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 27, 2013 09:45 PM (lq3Ak)

--Beats the hell out of Major League stickball.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:49 PM (+iA5G)

Or the Canadian Curling Finals.

97 I could never get into Triumph but Cheap Trick is always fun. Saw them at a concert with Iron Butterfly, REO Speedwagon, and Foghat back in 1992 or so. They were by far the LOUDEST group of the lot.

98 >>Oh. Then you probably don't want me there. You can be nude under your clothes. That's my plan.

99 Umm. Texas.

100 IIRC Vegas was Ace's idea way back when. But I'd go anywhere. Posted by: Y-not at June 27, 2013 09:49 PM (5H6zj)


East St. Louis ftw!

101 87 Well, I'm glad to see that the CFL has made some changes. I remember back in the day, they had six teams and two of them had the same name. Now they're up to eight teams and no duplicate names. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at June 27, 2013 09:48 PM (LScnt) --Ottawa will be getting a team again, and I think they'll avoid going with Rough Riders this time.

102 85 Seamus Muldoon, you should share a ride one the barrel with Grover's. I see you're living up to your nic. Btw, I finally, finally started reading your book.

Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 09:47 PM (0PiQ4)

 

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Hey, that's cool.   Let me know what you think.   I always asks folks which chapter is their favorite.  I'm partial to the Tahiti castle chapter myself.  How far have you gotten?

 

 

(OBTW- OSP, thanks for the comments (if that was you)

103

The penalty for falsely accusing someone of rape should be the maximum sentence the falsely accused would have received.

But this is Obamamerica, so it will never happen.

104 80 I'd like to move we consider meeting up in a state whose Senator didn't load the shamnesty bill with millions of dollars in waste spending on their tourism industry, but are there any states that don't have one or more shitty Senators?

And I've never been to Vegas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 27, 2013 09:45 PM (hO8IJ)

Texas...Oklahoma

105 Speaking of Vegas and the CFL, did you know the CFL actually had a team in Las Vegas for a season back in the 90s? They were called the Posse. They failed miserably. The owner tried to fold the franchise before the season was over, and they wound up playing their last "home" game in Toronto.

I could've told them Vegas is a horrible place to try to make it with a foobmall team, but they wouldn't have listened to me.

106 >>>Will there be cocktails with little umbrellas? ---- Absolutely! And nudity. Much much nudity. Posted by: Y-not at June 27, 2013 09:46 PM (5H6zj) Don't forget the literally-underground hobo hunting reserve...

107 I retract that. I won't go to NYC or SF. Would prefer it not be DC or LA either.
------------

Detroit, Chicago

108 Triumph and Cheap Trick were both wastes of amazing guitarists.

109 (OBTW- OSP, thanks for the comments (if that was you) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 27, 2013 09:51 PM (mvenn) Is there another OSP?

110 Good evening, all you happy people. Had the sprinkler repair guy out yesterday and he fixed a couple things but said the large soggy spot in the side yard wasn't due to the irrigation and that, given that some valve in a pipe close to the house broke off in his hand, we should oughta call a plumber. Rang the landlord who send the plumber round today, He says that other than a complete inability to shut off water to the house, the valve isn't a huge deal BUT the water in the side yard may be from a sewer line and it may involve the foundation. So he'll be back with a camera to check the lines. Very glad to be a renter right now. The dogs are neurotic about having had strange persons in their house and yard for the past 2 days and will not shut up. They sound like we have an orc army surrounding us. Apart from that it's just a lovely sweltering day here.

111 One day I wrote a Perl script. I looked at it six months later bewildered and mystified by it. So in a very small way I sympathize with that cursive correspondent of note.

112 " Non-derogatory term " Bullshit.

113 As far as having two senators that don't suck I think Oklahoma has Texas beat.

114 Is there another OSP?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 27, 2013 09:52 PM (XIxXP)

 

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I meant your comments on another site under a different name (if that was you, I'm guessing from the nick that was used).  I was trying to be intentionally vague.

115 (OBTW- OSP, thanks for the comments (if that was you) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 27, 2013 09:51 PM (mvenn) Is there another OSP? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 27, 2013 09:52 PM (XIxXP) Oh, you mean on Amazon, no I have yet to write comments, I have a book on there but I don't have an account. I use my wifes accounts. I can't even comment on the comments.

116

Texas... Houston is both a United and Southwest Hub...

Enjoy, I'll be staying in Dallas which isn't sticky and smelly... (no offense 'ettes)

117 109 Triumph and Cheap Trick were both wastes of amazing guitarists.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2013 09:51 PM (WhXYQ)

Not sure about your areas...but they play 2 songs from Cheap Trick..I want you to want me and.....ummm, maybe they only play one.

118 --Ottawa will be getting a team again, and I think they'll avoid going with Rough Riders this time.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:50 PM (+iA5G)

"Ottawa Teatsuckers" has a nice, truthy ring to it.

119 If we ever have a meetup in California, a green-cross clinic FTW. Runner up: any Slaters 50/50. I would even be tempted to share. BTW Ace the space video doesn't account for the multiverse OR the 11 dimensions.

120 I meant your comments on another site under a different name (if that was you, I'm guessing from the nick that was used). I was trying to be intentionally vague. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 27, 2013 09:53 PM (mvenn) No, it wasn't me. I only comment on this blog. Anyhow, it feels good doesn't it?

121 O/T: Devo's drummer just died of brain cancer at age 58.

122 don't have an account. I use my wifes accounts. I can't even comment on the comments.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 27, 2013 09:53 PM (XIxXP)

 

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All righty then...my mistake. 

123 OSP --- I concur. I'm reading Amy next. Thank God, I have finally broken through my mental block and can read again. Seamus -- Since youve already taken Seamus Muldoon, can I be Mickey Muldoon?

124 #102: Hopefully. It made the whole league look like a big joke.

125 O/T: Devo's drummer just died of brain cancer at age 58. Posted by: Y-not at June 27, 2013 09:55 PM (5H6zj) Unique and trendsetting. They have a place in music history.

126 106 Speaking of Vegas and the CFL, did you know the CFL actually had a team in Las Vegas for a season back in the 90s? They were called the Posse. They failed miserably. The owner tried to fold the franchise before the season was over, and they wound up playing their last "home" game in Toronto. I could've told them Vegas is a horrible place to try to make it with a foobmall team, but they wouldn't have listened to me. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at June 27, 2013 09:51 PM (LScnt) --All I know about the Posse is that it was the team Tamarick Vanover played for before Kansas City drafted him. *SIGH* Chiefs fans were spoiled having a great return man in the '90s (Vanover), then the '00s (Dante Hall). We're still waiting for the next one. The Chefs have the longest current drought of no KR or PR TDs, at something like 48 games.

127 Devo's drummer died?!!! I knew they were channeling something bad with those pyramid heads!

128 >>Apart from that it's just a lovely sweltering day here. We hit 103 today. Expecting 4-5 more days of 100+ temps.

129 ARE WE NOT MEN?

130 Ric Nielson is an awesome guitarist.  As is / was  Rick Emmet.

131 I'll go wherever, as long as there's cocktails with little umbrellas.

132 Expecting 4-5 more days of 100+ temps. Posted by: Y-not at June 27, 2013 09:56 PM (5H6zj) Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

133

>>I'd like to move we consider meeting up in a state whose Senator didn't
load the shamnesty bill with millions of dollars in waste spending on
their tourism industry

 

Hey, Vitter was good on this. And I have no other Senator. Nope. Esp. none named Mary.

 

And Margaritaville is opening any day now.

 

But NW Louisiana isn't convenient for anyone, I know.

134 OK, off to some downtime with the man. Take care, folks.

135 The bottle of cheap WalMart wine is gone and I can't help speculating whether Rosie O'Donnell's cooch would leave a less nasty aftertaste.

136 Good night, Y-not!

137 The world is mad but I love my family and my dogs. I am healthy and have so much to be grateful for. So I'm gonna ponder that. Night all.

138 Jeb Bush to give Liberty Award medal to Hillary Clinton: http://t.co/mq6MCzrdJ8

139 The Hollywood weapons exceptions in every gun law fucking pisses me off. Especially since it's patently unnecessary for Hollywood to have those firearms now that there's decent and cheap CGI. Robert Rodriguez did whole gunfight scenes in Once Upon A Time In Mexico with rubber guns and CGI in his home studio. Most prominent was the church shootout, which was filmed in a real live church, so no guns, no blanks. He talks about it at length in the DVD extras. In fact, Rodriguez noted that the biggest problem is that Antonio Banderas kept screwing up takes because he was making "pew pew pew" faces on camera while pretending to gun down the bad guys with his rubber gun. Oh, and one more thing. When you see actors on screen with guns, remember: Marky Mark - felon in possession of a firearm* Charles S Dutton - felon in possession of a firearm Danny Trejo - felon in possession of a firearm Wesley Snipes - felon in possession of a firearm Robert Downey Jr. - felon in possession of a firearm *he actually squeaks by the Fed laws because of the way that Mass. defines a felony. And of course: Just About Everyone On Screen In Hollywood - drug addict in possession of a firearm

140 But NW Louisiana isn't convenient for anyone, I know. Posted by: Mama AJ, Peppy Creepy Ass Gluten Free Tortilla at June 27, 2013 09:57 PM (SUKHu) Charlston and Greenville SC are nice, not expensive, good food and fun.

141 --Beats the hell out of Major League stickball.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:49 PM (+iA5G)

I see we're on the verge of war, at this point.  It is time for you to stick your Labatt's Blue tail between your legs and just go home.

I've seen your posts about minor league baseball and you can save yourself, at this point.  You'll really piss me off, should you continue this line of anti-American debauchery.

...you're a smart man.  Let's not go there.  (even though I 'started it' ...lol.)

142 Seamus -- Since youve already taken Seamus Muldoon, can I be Mickey Muldoon?

Posted by: L, elle at June 27, 2013 09:55 PM (0PiQ4)

 

*****

 

Mickey was the real Seamus Muldoon's brother,  my uncle-in-law.  I don't suppose he would mind if you wanted to be an honorary Mickey Muldoon, not sure it fits you though.

143 #140: IIRC, wasn't Marky Mark's felony also what they'd call a hate crime?

144 So, when chatting up a young lass, would it a good thing or a bad thing to mention that I own an upscale shoe store?

145 >But NW Louisiana isn't convenient for anyone, I know. you can't get there from here

146 Marky Mark turned into a good little actor. I liked him in Rock Star.

147

I think Vegas is a good possibility because it's cheapest to fly to--at least it used to be.

 

Dallas would probably get the most people via car.

148 Seamus, I'm not that far into the book, but you're great at character development. Wonderful attention to detail.

149 ONT is up.

150

>>you can't get there from here

 

You sure can't fly anywhere from here.

 

(That used to make me cranky, but now it's a good excuse to avoid flying anywhere.)

151 #145: Good question. It would make you more appealing, to be sure, but it'd make you more appealing to both good and shitty women, so I think it'd be sort of a crapshoot.

152 ARE WE NOT MEN? Posted by: CAC at June 27, 2013 09:57 PM (Q5vxo) The Secret of De-evolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdS-sSKsBc

153 The Hollywood weapons exceptions in every gun law fucking pisses me off. Especially since it's patently unnecessary for Hollywood to have those firearms now that there's decent and cheap CGI. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2013 09:58 PM (MBqvE) Gun Control – The Exemption for Hollywood http://tinyurl.com/ptkxstd

154 139 Jeb Bush to give Liberty Award medal to Hillary Clinton: http://t.co/mq6MCzrdJ8 Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 27, 2013 09:58 PM (8sCoq) --WTF? First of all, why is the Governor of FL handing out medals? Second of all, were the families of Amb. Stevens and the other dead asked for character references?

155 R.I.P.  it good .

156 142 --Beats the hell out of Major League stickball. Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2013 09:49 PM (+iA5G) I see we're on the verge of war, at this point. It is time for you to stick your Labatt's Blue tail between your legs and just go home.I've seen your posts about minor league baseball and you can save yourself, at this point. You'll really piss me off, should you continue this line of anti-American debauchery....you're a smart man. Let's not go there. (even though I 'started it' ...lol.) Posted by: Slapweasel at June 27, 2013 09:58 PM (lq3Ak) --LOVE minor league baseball. (Helps that the local team is good and just won a championship.) MLB is a joke, however.

157

Here are the 14 GOP senators who voted for the legislation:

Marco Rubio (Fla.)

Lamar Alexander (Tenn.)

Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)

Kelly Ayotte (N.H.)

Jeffrey Chiesa (N.J.)

Susan Collins (Maine)

Bob Corker (Tenn.)

Jeff Flake (Ariz.)

Lindsey Graham (S.C.)

Orrin Hatch (Utah)

Dean Heller (Nev.)

John Hoeven (N.D.)

Mark Kirk (Ill.)

John McCain (Ariz.)

http://tinyurl.com/o66lms5

158 He added that the “Department of Defense intends to make the same benefits available to all military spouses – regardless of sexual orientation – as soon as possible. That is now the law, and it is the right thing to do.” http://tinyurl.com/qhb8q4k I thought only the House and the Senate could make laws and the SCOTUS could interpret the law. So how come Hagel seems to be saying they made the law?

159 Matt Taibbi's takedown of Thomas Friedman was classic. Give him credit for that.
http://nypress.com/flathead/

And use a search engine. He's done it several times since.

160 "Have a good day, sir."  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7MGE9lzpsU

161 "It's almost bulletproof." Yeah, but the person lying about? Not so much.