May 21, 2013
— Ace Reject these voices. And, maybe, audit them.
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11:00 AM
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Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (MX5Q0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:03 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: D. Hopper at May 21, 2013 11:04 AM (UsR5V)
The Owebama administration: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's here to help.
They're like "Land Shark."
I'm not a shark.
Posted by: © Sponge at May 21, 2013 11:04 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Berserker at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:05 AM (8sCoq)
Must be massive. Something on the order of a WordPress site...
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (dwArK)
Posted by: toby928 curses the new site blocker at work at May 21, 2013 11:07 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Angry Liberals at May 21, 2013 11:09 AM (PLOz8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2013 11:10 AM (tNNpo)
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Let's just say: FLOTUS. It is more dignified.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (7gwGw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 11:11 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:12 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Rick Tempest, Finger-Talker at May 21, 2013 11:12 AM (LCRYB)
Ace--just invite all of the Breitbart Conversationalists over as Cob Loggers!
The Cosmic Convergence Of Cobloggers and Conversationalists (all over the Fruited Plain?)
(And maybe you can have the Breitbart people hire Pixy and . . . uh . . . I guess I don't know where I was going with that . . . carry on . . .)
(Too early for free-associating without benefit of mind/mood altering substances?)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (kEkFk)
Posted by: L, elle at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 11:13 AM (MX5Q0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:14 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: toby928 curses the new site blocker at work at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (evdj2)
Some people like the gag.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largess at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (3lMGK)
Posted by: Mr Pink at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (xtacm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:15 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (T0NGe)
Its a bold bet, but I'm gonna take the under on that.
I think there's some shit bubbling up that's gonna make the current crop of scandals look like a cub scout picnic
Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (QFWBu)
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (4eNxd)
Posted by: Generalissimo B. Hussein Hauptmeister at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (2iU3x)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:16 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:17 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 21, 2013 11:17 AM (YesJa)
It's not rape-rape
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:17 AM (sbV1u)
But it needs it's own theme music.
Sort of like in "Have Gun, Will Travel"
Sort of a dum dum dum DUM...
Posted by: HH at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (XXwdv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Little Man with Big Eraser at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Mr Pink at May 21, 2013 11:18 AM (xtacm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2013 11:19 AM (tNNpo)
Not likely.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2013 11:19 AM (G9Mmf)
But that might just be me. Overactive toenail cruft glands.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 21, 2013 11:20 AM (kEkFk)
We don't do Cliffs Notes versions here.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:21 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 11:21 AM (cnmE6)
May cause nausea and vomiting.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 21, 2013 03:03 PM (irlNU)
Phew! Thanks for the warning! One of the rare times I'm glad I can't watch video at work.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2013 03:19 PM (tNNpo)
You want to really blow some minds around here? Here you go:
"Candlepin bowling."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:22 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Madamex at May 21, 2013 11:22 AM (Tj05I)
Cleaning cruft from underneath toenails > Conversation.
Well, the reason is that The Horde isn't there. And I understand why: not everyone appreciates our particular brand of banter.
That and Ace told us not to.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:23 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at May 21, 2013 11:23 AM (aNw60)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:23 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2013 03:19 PM (tNNpo)
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I couldn't figure that out. All I could imagine is a row of asses and people pay to have someone fart in their face. Perhaps different smelling farts; cabbage, beans, taco, etc.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 11:23 AM (MX5Q0)
The only place you find those lanes is in New England.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:24 AM (sbV1u)
not everyone appreciates our particular brand of banter.
You mean foul-mouthed, crude and occasionally violent? The fuck you say!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)
Cabinet or Frappe?
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:25 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at May 21, 2013 03:23 PM (aNw60)
Wow! Not bad for a Phoenix girl! 
I was trying to explain candlepin bowling to my friend in Seattle. She could not wrap her head around the concept. It totally blew her mind taht such a thing existed.
I honestly can't name a single bowling alley in NH that has traditional ten pin "big ball" bowling. Maybe in the southern tier, but I don't go down there because it's basically Massachusetts North.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 03:25 PM (sbV1u)
Mmmm, FRAPPE. Frappes are wicked good.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 21, 2013 11:27 AM (NcPjb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (5XiGv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: cashpipe at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (iL8o8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (da5Wo)
I've been to exactly one ten-pin lane in New England. They're hard to find.
'Scuse me....Hahd to find
Everything else is candlepin. Damn I miss that. It was fun.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2013 11:28 AM (tNNpo)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 21, 2013 11:29 AM (NcPjb)
Duckpin is called ten-pin in New England.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:29 AM (sbV1u)
That ain't half assed at all one bit.
Damn, that was excellent!
Posted by: HH at May 21, 2013 11:29 AM (XXwdv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (gWOtP)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (pthep)
what is is it with lefties and hate fukkin?
I do not understand the why.
But it does shed some insite into why lefties are such miserable people.
Posted by: Liberace at May 21, 2013 11:30 AM (W6iIX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:31 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:31 AM (8sCoq)
OK... I'm going to go there...
Can we get an IMPARTIAL Court to look at Obama's Identity documents?
We see the lies they tell... we see that the Media not only dismissed VALID complaints, calling them conspiracy nuts... and we see the length the Dems and Administration will go to when they Lie.
I do not think Obama was born in Kenya... but I do believe he has a Legal Name and citizenship problem stemming from his adoption by Soetoro... he 'somehow' got back to the Hawaii, even though he was NOT on his MOTHER's Passport (as was standard practice at the time)... which means he HAD a passport in his own Right, probably as an Indonesian Citizen.
IF he used that Passport to travel after Age 18... it is a de facto admission that he has Indonesian Citizenship... and being a DUAL citizen does NOT meet the 'Natural Born Citizen' requirement for President...
But of course... I'm just a conspiracy nut... who will be dismissed by both the MSM, and Republicans...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2013 11:31 AM (lZBBB)
http://youtu.be/Ihx5EJtFRA0
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:22 PM (da5Wo)
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Just gave ya a thumbs up! Whats fuggin creepy is that You Tube knew my name... I've never posted a comment there before!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 11:32 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (9Bj8R)
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This has been my concern. The congressional shitweazels will try to pass a lot of bullshit once our eyes are diverted.
Maybe this (among so many other things) has to be watched as closely. Passing this immigration bill would be as devastating to our country as any of the scandels are.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 11:33 AM (MX5Q0)
BUAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (da5Wo)
Of course the administration overreacts: I'd have said "OK boys, you got a choice. Either you walk at graduation, and you spend Saturdays chasing crickets until they're gone, or you don't walk, and pay up for an exterminator.".
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 21, 2013 11:33 AM (hC80d)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:33 AM (8sCoq)
No. I've always thought that the issue with his birth certificate was something like that.
I'd also like to see his transcripts to see if he was actually here on a Fulbright.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:34 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 11:34 AM (da5Wo)
No...the little pins are candlepins. Ten-pins are the next size up.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 21, 2013 11:35 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 03:30 PM (pthep)
I got "attacked" once for opposing TFG. A friend called me racist.
I asked him, "I disagree with Obama on the Keystone Pipeline. I think we need it, he doesn't. How does that make me racist?"
I got no reply, even after I hounded him several times. "Come on, man, answer me. How does that make me racist?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 11:35 AM (+z4pE)
Maybe this (among so many other things) has to be watched as closely. Passing this immigration bill would be as devastating to our country as any of the scandels are.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 03:33 PM (MX5Q0)
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This^^ who is minding the store? Hank Johnson?
(good to see ya soona)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 11:36 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 21, 2013 11:36 AM (gWOtP)
I got no reply, even after I hounded him several times. "Come on, man, answer me. How does that make me racist?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (+z4pE)
Because Oil... is BLACK!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2013 11:36 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 03:29 PM (sbV1u) /i]
See, this is why I'm glad you're a conservative now, Bannion. I need you to translate things into New England-speak for me. I'd never heard "duckpin" before!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: [/i]akula_51 at May 21, 2013 11:36 AM (YesJa)
*slinks off*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)
No, no! Don't fret BCochran. I thought it was fantastic.
So did some other morons/ettes. I think you displayed it on the ONT, yes? Post it in a late morning or early afternoon thread. Marketing, marketing, marketing, good man!
Posted by: jem at May 21, 2013 11:37 AM (fM4kr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:38 AM (8sCoq)
I have never seen that before
seems communist
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 03:33 PM (8sCoq)
It started in the Canadian Maritimes. So it's Canadian, not commie. But they both start with C, so close enough.
(I KEED, Canuck 'rons and 'ettes!)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 03:32 PM (jvd3N)
If you are signed into a gmail account, it knows who you are; google and youtube are linked.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 11:39 AM (cnmE6)
They can't ride the on the coat-tails of Molson Golden and Rush forever!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 11:39 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 11:40 AM (8sCoq)
If you are signed into a gmail account, it knows who you are; google and youtube are linked.
**
Ahh yes...the google analytics site for my companies website!
Still friggin creepy.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 11:40 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 03:32 PM (jvd3N)
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Hmmm. You got a cat?
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2013 11:41 AM (MX5Q0)
>>>haven't seen a full service station since the 70s
Every once in awhile I'll drive into one .....and drive right back out looking for a self-service.
Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 11:41 AM (3ZtZW)
I said, 'Are you FOR him because he's black?'
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 21, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)
Ah, good! An opportunity for me to trot out MWR'S Signs That Someone Is Stupid:
• If you vote for someone because he or she is black, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because he or she is NOT black, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because he's a man, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because she's a woman, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because they have a nice smile, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because they have nice hair, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because they're "cute," you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because they have an eye-catching campaign poster, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because they "seem nice," you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because he or she espouses a platform centered on wealth redistribution and social justice, you're stupid
• If you vote for someone because he or she espouses a platform centered on low taxation, reasonable regulation, personal liberty, and Constitutional government, GET YOUR BUTT TO THE BALLOT BOX AND VOTE!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 11:41 AM (4df7R)
Shame I'm traveling and will have to give it back soon.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 21, 2013 03:21 PM (kEkFk)
Hehe! I'ma loving my new hash!
Posted by: jem at May 21, 2013 11:42 AM (fM4kr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 11:43 AM (pthep)
Posted by: jwest at May 21, 2013 11:43 AM (u2a4R)
First time? Hell, I don't know how many times I've played with video editors to get it right. Syncing music to video is tough.
Funny thing is, as I was watching it, I was thinking there is only one way to end it.
And you got it precisely right.
AB...
Posted by: HH at May 21, 2013 11:44 AM (XXwdv)
http://youtu.be/Ihx5EJtFRA0
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 03:22 PM (da5Wo)
Just watched it again. It still holds up. Sent it to my daughter, and she loves it too. Her lib "friends" have denounced her, which is fine with her. Says she has fewer aggravations to put up with.
Posted by: jem at May 21, 2013 11:47 AM (fM4kr)
Smart man, your doctor. I do my best to ignore your voice, too.
Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (5XiGv)
Oh and one more thing. If any of these "scandals" end up touching me, I can always blame the voices. Hey, I get it, the Bush blame thing is at the point of that diminishing returns thingy.
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at May 21, 2013 11:49 AM (4eNxd)
I don't even know what I did. Usual qoute, no big blocks of script. I feel bad, guys. Posting from Xbox while I run diagnostics. 
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 21, 2013 12:12 PM (7gwGw)
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