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January 03, 2013

Fiesta Bowl
— Dave in Texas

Oregon (4) and Kansas State (5). 8:30 EST. But enough about me.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:11 PM | Comments (175)
Post contains 16 words, total size 1 kb.

1 We have elbows

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 04:12 PM (fpSpD)

2 I'll be in my bunk. ...I may be a while.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2013 04:12 PM (mbxHg)

3 I'm dizzy with all the elbows ..arrrgghhh.

Posted by: Bosk at January 03, 2013 04:13 PM (n2K+4)

4 I like mine better.

http://tinyurl.com/bg7bvy6

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 04:14 PM (IvVLN)

5 Not a panniculus in the entire bunch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 04:15 PM (QKKT0)

6 The one on the right has that Mary Ann take her home for Thanksgiving to meet the parents look.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 04:15 PM (MPjT8)

7 That's a lot of elbows!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 04:15 PM (mb+Yr)

8 Me likely .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2013 04:16 PM (tZFXb)

9 BCochran's has only two cheerleaders, but the elbows are much sharper. Good job!

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2013 04:16 PM (doBIb)

10 ...I may be a while.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2013 08:12 PM (mbxHg)

Slacker.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at January 03, 2013 04:16 PM (Kil78)

11 Look at the fuckin Mongoloid forehead on the second one from the right. That's hawt. Because retard slobber makes a great lubricant. Aaaaaaannnd I denounce myself.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 04:16 PM (JDIKC)

12 I sure hope you hung three Oregon cheerleaders on us as a jinx Dave. I'd sure hate to think you're pulling for a blue state, non Big 12 team.

Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (B5s0p)

13 Especially the one playing peek a boo .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (tZFXb)

>>Look at the fuckin Mongoloid forehead on the second one from the right. That's hawt.

Mormon Brow.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (PVCxZ)

15 11 Look at the fuckin Mongoloid forehead on the second one from the right. That's hawt. Because retard slobber makes a great lubricant. Aaaaaaannnd I denounce myself. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 08:16 PM (JDIKC) WOW.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (IvVLN)

16 I was gay...but those Oregon Chearleaders just converted me to hetero. OMFG!

Posted by: Formerly gay lurker at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (0JB89)

17 12-round elbow magazines still legal?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2013 04:17 PM (b1VIZ)

18 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 04:18 PM (mb+Yr)

Look at the fuckin Mongoloid forehead on the second one from the right. That's hawt.

Hey, that's my daughter.

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (JgkPs)

I would eat the corn out of that brunette's toilet bowl.

and thank her.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (PVCxZ)

21 three-the whatever. I'm kinda nervous.

Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (B5s0p)

22 How much for the one on the left? I can pay in gold, cattle or weapons.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (OQpzc)

23 Going to be one fun track meet tonight

Posted by: The dude at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (tw6Ar)

24 The one on the left, w/the jazz hands, is begging for a spanking. And I know just the guy to give it to her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (M0O7A)

25 Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 08:19 PM (PVCxZ) You do that and ill pay good money to suck a turd out of her ass while chugging her bath water

Posted by: The dude at January 03, 2013 04:20 PM (tw6Ar)

26 K State should have been in the national championship.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 04:21 PM (I2LwF)

27 *face palms* I am so out of here.... lets see if there is anyone else I can kill off in the novel....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 04:21 PM (fpSpD)

28 ...and I'd crawl through broken glass so she could pee on my tooth brush.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 04:21 PM (M0O7A)

29 This boys...is what we're fighting for.

Posted by: Ghost of Gen George S. Patton at January 03, 2013 04:22 PM (0JB89)

30 So,Chip Kelly's last game before he goes to the NFL?(I think he's nuts to do so)

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 04:22 PM (9XBK2)

31 The one on the left, w/the jazz hands, is begging for a spanking. And I know just the guy to give it to her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 08:19 PM (M0O7A)

I saw her first, infidel. I will make her my favorite junior wife.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 04:22 PM (OQpzc)

32 50 Quatloos for all six of them!

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2013 04:23 PM (doBIb)

33 I will value her even above my second favorite horse.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 04:23 PM (OQpzc)

34 That Nat'l Anthem rendition was historically bad.

Posted by: Brit F*ckin Hume, GOP Shop Steward at January 03, 2013 04:23 PM (+kznc)

35 Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 08:21 PM (I2LwF) After laying that egg against Baylor, no

Posted by: The dude at January 03, 2013 04:24 PM (tw6Ar)

So,Chip Kelly's last game before he goes to the NFL?(I think he's nuts to do so)
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Yeah--but even if you suck you can always go back.

Posted by: Spurrier and Saban at January 03, 2013 04:24 PM (MPjT8)

37 Sorry, Ronster. I suck at making up deficiencies for hot chicks.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 04:24 PM (JDIKC)

38 She does have a tragic hairline, EoJ.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 04:25 PM (PVCxZ)

39 3rd from left, dirty elbow! 5th from left "duelies"(2 points 1 elbow) Other wise a fine looking squad!!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 03, 2013 04:25 PM (WX65W)

40 We'll see Truman. They sure played the toughest schedule of the 11-1 teams. Thanks for the thought. I hope Zimmerman and Lockett really are 100%. I'm sitting at my friend since we were 15 house. He just found out, lung cancer so I'll only be here off and on.

Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 03, 2013 04:26 PM (+8t8s)

41 There is Kate Upton in this video
http://youtu.be/w63YDsefthc

You're welcome you reprobates.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 04:27 PM (fpSpD)

42 Yeah, garrett, but she's still pretty cute. And with a tanned, in-shape, built for speed, young body. That's a good-lookin' group of gals.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 04:29 PM (JDIKC)

43 One on the far left must bring me cake.

Posted by: JWF at January 03, 2013 04:29 PM (1l37M)

44 30 So,Chip Kelly's last game before he goes to the NFL?(I think he's nuts to do so) Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 08:22 PM (9XBK2) The speed spread read option run entirely by track stars is totally viable in the NFL. Right, Tim, Cal, etc? If he gets RG3 he has a chance. But they are few and far between.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 04:29 PM (I2LwF)

45 elbow bukake

Posted by: grease monkey at January 03, 2013 04:30 PM (VSWPU)

46 Go K State!! Ummmmmm

Posted by: Spurrier and Saban at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (MPjT8)

47 Damn....one play, one TD.

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (X6akg)

48 Right off the back, setting the tone

Posted by: The dude at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (tw6Ar)

49 TD Ducks! Go Ducks"

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (z4Cjb)

50 44 He doesn't use that exclusively,they throw a lot too.They just do everything at a ridiculous tempo.In the NFL he wont have the bodies to rotate and wont be able to play that pace.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (9XBK2)

51 whoo 7-0 already just hate this gimmicky Oregon offense

Posted by: Brit F*ckin Hume, GOP Shop Steward at January 03, 2013 04:31 PM (+kznc)

52 51 whoo
7-0 already

===========

8-0

Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2013 04:32 PM (X6akg)

53 The rare elbow avalanche

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2013 04:32 PM (BuSM8)

Sorry, Ronster. I suck at making up deficiencies for hot chicks.

Not really my daughter. Just looks like my daughter except for the Mongoloid part. I say call them like you see them.

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 04:32 PM (JgkPs)

55 Nice half assed attempt at a tackle, kicker.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 04:32 PM (MPjT8)

56 12 seconds and 8 points up. Fabulous.

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2013 04:32 PM (z4Cjb)

57 I had thoughts, something about "who I am" and "where" but now I seem to have forgotten.

Posted by: Aaron at January 03, 2013 04:33 PM (Tlix5)

58 Just because. Slow motion Upton wet tshirt. http://youtu.be/qf4puq9315Y

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 04:34 PM (IvVLN)

59 What annoys me about the Ducks is they wear a different uniform in every game,thanks to all that sweet Nike money.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 04:34 PM (9XBK2)

60 Third rubbing her coochie on fourth.

Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 04:34 PM (N2yhW)

61 The Ducks. They have 241 plays in their offensive playbook. They run six of them every game.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 04:34 PM (I2LwF)

62 52--sorry, details not my strong suit

Posted by: Brit F*ckin Hume, GOP Shop Steward at January 03, 2013 04:35 PM (+kznc)

63 Those cheerleaders are cute all right, but I just can't help looking at pictures like that and thinking "Obama voters". Sorry for the buzzkill.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2013 04:36 PM (sdi6R)

64 Was that Allen West and his wife the camera panned to when the Ducks scored?j

Posted by: IC at January 03, 2013 04:36 PM (z4Cjb)

65 Time to get some ether and duct-tape.

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 03, 2013 04:38 PM (ecSgd)

66 Quack quack quack.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 03, 2013 04:39 PM (Gk3SS)

67 Who goes for a 2 pt conversion on the first score in the first minute of the game?

Posted by: Brit F*ckin Hume, GOP Shop Steward at January 03, 2013 04:39 PM (+kznc)

68 My NCAA 13 offensive playbook is a fusion of the K State and Oregon playbooks. Only, my playbook only has 25 plays in it. I cut out all the crap.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 04:40 PM (I2LwF)

69 67 Who goes for a 2 pt conversion on the first score in the first minute of the game? Posted by: Brit F*ckin Hume, GOP Shop Steward at January 03, 2013 08:39 PM (+kznc) The Ducks threaten a two point conversion attempt on their first TD of every game. If the defense doesn't defend it, they take the extra extra point.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 04:41 PM (I2LwF)

70 Geez.... o.O;;; Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars... oi carumba en fuego!!!
http://youtu.be/GW1hZZLXVmY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 04:42 PM (fpSpD)

71 OK, Dave you have made up for past mistakes.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 04:42 PM (wR+pz)

72 I think I'll marry one of them and buy them some DD's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 04:43 PM (wR+pz)

73 @65 Bungee cords and a 60cm Swiss ball. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 04:43 PM (1V6Pv)

74 This is the sickest most perverse, offensive, sexist site i have ever read...thank you. It's an honor to be here.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2013 04:46 PM (XLuH2)

75 74 This is the sickest most perverse, offensive, sexist site i have ever read...thank you. It's an honor to be here.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2013 08:46 PM (XLuH2)

Still miss me?

Posted by: Monica at January 03, 2013 04:48 PM (wR+pz)

76 Looks like all the morons are on vacation or in their bunk.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 04:49 PM (wR+pz)

77 I meant Sexiest site..

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2013 04:49 PM (XLuH2)

This is the sickest most perverse, offensive, sexist site i have ever read...thank you. It's an honor to be here.

You ain't seen nothin yet. Try the ONT.

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 04:50 PM (JgkPs)

79 the cameramen are finding all the hot girls in the stands

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

80
No discernible FUPA's in that herd, only svelte sweet young thangs with all their teeth.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at January 03, 2013 04:51 PM (ndqJC)

81 sorry OT but this is new

http://is.gd/hhlHO2

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 04:53 PM (8sCoq)

No discernible FUPA's in that herd, only svelte sweet young thangs with all their teeth.

Give them about five years of marriage and that will change.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2013 04:53 PM (o1kXv)

83 Bunks more than likely.

Well here we go - guns, boobehs, and idiots.
http://youtu.be/fcPdIBrGLDU
"Why do they need a telescope? Where's their target?"
"America."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 04:53 PM (fpSpD)

84 I never had sex with those cheerleaders...but ahh wood sure liike tooo.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2013 04:54 PM (XLuH2)

85 Team Iglesias was robbed.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 04:54 PM (OQpzc)

86 Breitbart has a postmortem on the Orange Mandarin vote: http://preview.tinyurl.com/a4c2tec

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 04:55 PM (1V6Pv)

87 oh and Organ's gonna win

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 08:53 PM (8sCoq)

WTF. Do they sell tires at Cabelas?

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 05:00 PM (JgkPs)

89 oregon blow out coming right up

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 03, 2013 05:00 PM (AVfT8)

From left to right, my guess to their majors:

Communications, nursing, business, international relations, elementary education, and political science.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2013 05:01 PM (o1kXv)

91 http://is.gd/hhlHO2

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 08:53 PM (8sCoq)

Business ALWAYS passes along costs to consumers.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 03, 2013 05:04 PM (v9Cj5)

92 Lets hope Al-Jazeera America never decides to fit this type of show into their programming.
http://youtu.be/rmZakctn9cs

And no BCochran, not clicking on that link!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 05:05 PM (fpSpD)

93 @93

Fuck they sell silicon tits in Turkey too?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:08 PM (wR+pz)

94 As far as recycled pics go, this is a good one.

I'll take Jazz Hands and Hooray for Everyone.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2013 05:08 PM (7F1lu)

95 And I see rdbrewer in the sidebar finally got around to the Michelle Jenneke vid I linked in the ONT three+ weeks ago.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2013 05:10 PM (7F1lu)

96 Oregon uniforms give up any pretext of being traditional. They're ugly as fuck. Why not cut the horseshit and change the name to the Oregon Nikes?

Posted by: ombudsman at January 03, 2013 05:12 PM (HqXYa)

97 Game situation update for those of us TV impaired please?

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 05:14 PM (I2LwF)

98 93 Lets hope Al-Jazeera America never decides to fit this type of show into their programming. http://youtu.be/rmZakctn9cs ...there....there are no words. The things that just went through my mind aren't repeatable even here. And no BCochran, not clicking on that link!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 09:05 PM (fpSpD) Your loss.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:15 PM (IvVLN)

99 @97

Why not be like Duke? Just change the name to Nike U?

Trinity college, ole man Duke buys it moves it to Durham, bad move, and renames it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:16 PM (wR+pz)

100

O 15 k 0

K about to score.

Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 05:16 PM (JgkPs)

101 98 Oregon 15 K state 0 end of 1st.

Posted by: werdflunky at January 03, 2013 05:16 PM (tlhtD)

102 This game is boring. Remind me where the fuck is Kansas?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:17 PM (wR+pz)

103 Kansas, like next to nothing, with lots of grass?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:17 PM (wR+pz)

104

103 Somewhere in a Judy Garland ghey guys dream, I think.

Posted by: werdflunky at January 03, 2013 05:18 PM (tlhtD)

105 Ah found the TV. Oregon looks positively traditional tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2013 05:18 PM (I2LwF)

106 Oregon, where you can smoke dope and be a hippie? Lot's of rednecks and left over CA hippies.

Did I mention it rains 300 days a year?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:19 PM (wR+pz)

107 k state td

Posted by: werdflunky at January 03, 2013 05:20 PM (tlhtD)

108 Ah found the TV.

It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2013 05:20 PM (7F1lu)

109 Oregon must find the hottest girls on campus and put them on the cheerleading squad. My God those girls are exquisite

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 03, 2013 05:24 PM (WYOrt)

110 Why are there no gingers in that pic? I ordered the AoSHQ Premium Package! Speaking of premium package, I'll take the one on the right.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:24 PM (q8Mis)

111 Bannion, do yourself a favor and go click on AP's link at 93.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:26 PM (IvVLN)

112 The one on the left sure has a purty mouth. Looks like she's got talented hands too.

Posted by: MM at January 03, 2013 05:28 PM (8nz/e)

113 I'm all about friskin' dem bitches, yo.

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at January 03, 2013 05:28 PM (BVkEs)

114 Bannion, do yourself a favor and go click on AP's link at 93. Already been there, done that. Twice. Yes, it was good for me. Nice find. And by " nice find" I mean "en fuego"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:30 PM (q8Mis)

115

I really, really like the one on the left. Who is her owner? If you advertise her, you must sell. It is simple contract law. I demand to see the owner.

Don't make me send Vinnie-staffa, and Vito-hammd to help you find your title papers.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 05:31 PM (OQpzc)

116 Invictus, go visit Mesa. Sure they will set you up with what you need.

BCochran, hope you did ask your wife if she can do that? Well you are still commenting so obviously you never dared.

Twice Sean boyo? No wonder it took you awhile to comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 05:35 PM (fpSpD)

117 Another venue for hotties--crowd shots at the games. Occasionally you see a coed you have to rewind the DVR to see again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 05:35 PM (MPjT8)

118 Something tells me that the one on the right only gives off the "girl next door" vibe as a ruse and that she can, in fact, suck start a B-52. All eight engines. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:36 PM (q8Mis)

119 BCochran, hope you did ask your wife if she can do that? Well you are still commenting so obviously you never dared. The wife can most assuredly shake it. Just not in that manner. And after two kids and some health issues, she's not confident in, or happy with, her body. Even though I think we can all guess my opinion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:37 PM (IvVLN)

120 Twice Sean boyo? No wonder it took you awhile to comment I did say that it was good for me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:37 PM (q8Mis)

121 118 Another venue for hotties--crowd shots at the games. Occasionally you see a coed you have to rewind the DVR to see again. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 09:35 PM (MPjT Like the blonde they showed right after K State scored....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:37 PM (IvVLN)

122 @93 ! Onun gÃ¶bek plaj Ã¼stÃ¼ndeki kÃ¶pÃ¼k gibi akar. Onun omurga virajlarda neredeyse "unjointed" Ã§imen gibi, genÃ§ sÃ¶ğÃ¼t gibi. Onun "fine motor control" benim tutku asası layık. She's better than any of my slave girls (but, to be fair, most of them are pregnant at any given time).

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 05:37 PM (1V6Pv)

123 119 Something tells me that the one on the right only gives off the "girl next door" vibe as a ruse and that she can, in fact, suck start a B-52. All eight engines. Simultaneously. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 09:36 PM (q8Mis) The nice ethnic girl in the middle looks like a helluva good time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:38 PM (IvVLN)

124

"Invictus, go visit Mesa. Sure they will set you up with what you need."

Hah. Sure they look good, but who knows if they are programmed to kill you in your sleep? I'll stick with normal born chattel, thank you very much.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 05:39 PM (OQpzc)

125 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 09:37 PM (IvVLN) You're not wearing the Gators shirt again tonight, are you ?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:40 PM (q8Mis)

126 Great job by Kansas State coming back from being 15 points down. Shut down the Oregon offense, and methodically moving down the field for their second touchdown.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 03, 2013 05:40 PM (g3wOT)

127 The hips of death - http://youtu.be/XflEpyOcCv4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 05:41 PM (fpSpD)

128 You're not wearing the Gators shirt again tonight, are you ? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 09:40 PM (q8Mis) The undershirt? Yes. Simply a royal blue UA shirt. The jersey and the hat? No. *sigh* It's hard to be disappointed because I predicted them going 8-4 with a crappy bowl win pushing them to 9 wins. But that shit was hard to watch last night. And I had to maintain my composure since the wife's grandmother is here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:43 PM (IvVLN)

129 If you zoom in to 200%, you see that #2 has a Strahan Gap. Not that I zoomed in.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 05:43 PM (MPjT8)

130 The nice ethnic girl in the middle looks like a helluva good time. By the power vested in me by our Queen, I do hereby appoint you Chief Diversity Offiicer of the Benevolent Despotism of Alextopia. (if you want to start off on the right foot you'll have that little morsel warming the royal sheets within the next 30 min....)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:43 PM (q8Mis)

131 128 The hips of death - http://youtu.be/XflEpyOcCv4 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 09:41 PM (fpSpD) Damn. You. *clicks*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:44 PM (IvVLN)

132 The hips of death - http://youtu.be/XflEpyOcCv4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 09:41 PM (fpSpD)

That looks nothing like a burka. I think those Turks are just faking it for the multiple wives thing. Never trust a Turk.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 05:44 PM (OQpzc)

133 Can not believe the cheap shot shit going on by Oregon. If #47 gets his leg broke I won't shed a tear.

Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 03, 2013 05:46 PM (/Bbvl)

134 132 128 The hips of death - You had me at "hips"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:46 PM (q8Mis)

135 128 The hips of death - http://youtu.be/XflEpyOcCv4 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 09:41 PM (fpSpD) Every one of those idiots on stage is either gayer than gay or a goat fucker. They look bored.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:47 PM (IvVLN)

136 >Can not believe the cheap shot shit going on by Oregon.

yeah the refs missed at least 2 chances to flag em for tackling out of bounds

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 05:48 PM (8sCoq)

137 @128 No wonder Sharif don't like rock at the pazar: it distracts from the local art.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 05:48 PM (1V6Pv)

138 Late to the party, but aren't all those elbows banned in the UK?

The one on the left makes me want to surf porn, and the tall blonde in the middle looks like a future Megyn Kelly

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2013 05:49 PM (wwsoB)

139 Every one of those idiots on stage is either gayer than gay or a goat fucker. They look bored. I can see you haven't spent much time in the Middle East.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 05:49 PM (q8Mis)

140 nice!

http://is.gd/mPvGGw

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 03, 2013 05:51 PM (8sCoq)

141 139 Late to the party, but aren't all those elbows banned in the UK?

The one on the left makes me want to surf porn, and the tall blonde in the middle looks like a future Megyn Kelly

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2013 09:49 PM

The blonde second at left looks like Meggie Mac before she found the all you can eat buffet

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2013 05:52 PM (wwsoB)

142 I can see you haven't spent much time in the Middle East. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 09:49 PM (q8Mis) Not a single second. I'm in favor of getting all the hot chicks out and then *BOOM*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:53 PM (IvVLN)

143 LMAO. My wife just referenced AoS in a convo with her mom.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (IvVLN)

144 @143 No claim of proof here, but you need to take all the females out first. The F1 offspring from the most unlikely hybrid matings, U.S. topside, hold promise. I guaran-effin-T you if any female receives the goat, it is only because some male forced her. Then they uploaded to video file to a Paki server.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (1V6Pv)

145 Wine, peanut brittle, cross stitch and football. All at once. Does it get much better for a girly nerd than that?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 03, 2013 05:58 PM (GrtrJ)

146 Kansas State you assholes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 05:58 PM (MPjT8)

147 @146 So this is the wine thread?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (1V6Pv)

148 My wife just referenced AoS in a convo with her mom. Thats nothing My wife thinks you all actually exist. A few nights ago, apropos of nothing she asks, "What are Alex and BC up to tonight?"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (q8Mis)

149 I guaran-effin-T you if any female receives the goat, it is only because some male forced her. Then they uploaded to video file to a Paki server.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 09:57 PM (1V6Pv)

I've spent time at light speed and I can dig what you are laying down. These mortals who are stuck in linear space just don't understand your genius.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (OQpzc)

150 Which one is the tranny?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (EWsrI)

151 A few nights ago, apropos of nothing she asks, "What are Alex and BC up to tonight?" Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 10:01 PM (q8Mis) That's awesome. Tell her I said "Hi!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (IvVLN)

152 @150 That was gratuitous. Was it the goats?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (1V6Pv)

153 Which one is the tranny?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2013 10:03 PM (EWsrI)

The retarded looking one on the right.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (OQpzc)

154 Oh noes, people are believing the volk in da box are real....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (fpSpD)

155

The one trying to hide her big hands.

Did I mention I want the one on the left?

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:04 PM (OQpzc)

156 Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 10:01 PM (OQpzc) You forgot to close you sarc tag. Here, I got it for you. <./ sarc >

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 06:04 PM (q8Mis)

157 So this is the wine thread?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 09:59 PM (1V6Pv)

What? Isn't every thread?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 03, 2013 06:06 PM (GrtrJ)

158 Isn't the Fiesta Bowl a menu item at Taco Bell?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 03, 2013 06:06 PM (jucos)

159 Was it the goats?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 10:03 PM (1V6Pv)

Hybid matings.

People of this timeline are still thinking borg is the future. My third favorite wife is a lion hybrid. She's an animal in the sack.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:07 PM (OQpzc)

160 Oh noes, people are believing the volk in da box are real.... If you believe, then they really are real! Which is disconcerting because I don't usually hang with people who OD on hallucinogens on a daily basis....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 03, 2013 06:07 PM (q8Mis)

161 @160 Ahh!

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 06:07 PM (1V6Pv)

162 From Lebanon though the set looks like a Beetleguise leftover
http://youtu.be/9K3tOXG7Gos

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:08 PM (fpSpD)

163 I would kneecap my Mom for the one one the left.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2013 06:08 PM (EWsrI)

164 Hybrid, dammit. Even the ipad 4586 autocorrect still sucks balls.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:09 PM (OQpzc)

165 164 I would kneecap my Mom for the one one the left. Posted by: eman at January 03, 2013 10:08 PM

Cute ass, bent over, cleavage showing, mouth wide open

What's not to love!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2013 06:13 PM (wwsoB)

166 159 Isn't the Fiesta Bowl a menu item at Taco Bell?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 03, 2013 10:06 PM (jucos)

It was, I don't think they still have it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (GULKT)

167 What's not to love!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2013 10:13 PM (wwsoB)

She's the kind of girl you betray your country, or even give up real estate for.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (OQpzc)

168 @163 O, Lebanon! Today, it's like Chicago took over the U.S.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 06:21 PM (1V6Pv)

169 Evening 'rons and 'ronettes. Nice pic.

Posted by: RichatUF at January 03, 2013 06:33 PM (mXMK3)

170 Like the blonde they showed right after K State scored.... Posted by: BCochran1981 The KSU quarterback's wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2013 07:12 PM (u82oZ)

171 Today, it's like Chicago took over the U.S. ...clearly, you have not been paying attention.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2013 07:17 PM (mbxHg)

172 I would definitely start with the one on the left, then the one on the right. Middle blonde I'd save for last, or Saturday.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 03, 2013 10:10 PM (RXQ2T)

173 This thread is proof positive of why college cheerleading squads need to evaluate their uniforms and go back having something resembling clothing. Sorry guys, but really, imagine if any of those girls were your daughter and then go back and reread through the comments on this thread. NFL cheerleaders have hooker outfits and that's fine by me...they are getting paid to shake it and fake it on the gridiron. They signed up for the squad, knowing full well what is expected and that the uniform and strip club lap dance moves are part of the job. College...umm, no. The girls(and I use the term girls on purpose, you might be looking at 18 year olds) are students and most are going on to careers after graduation. I personally find Oregon"s cheerleading outfits(their not the only ones) to be exploitive and cheap. Yes, I'm female, and if these were truly adult women , I'd just laugh at this thread and say, Men. But these cheerleaders are not true adults...

Posted by: Jen at January 04, 2013 05:06 AM (9dbJJ)

174 Must...not...FAP.

Posted by: AgentLobos at January 04, 2013 09:20 AM (131Jt)

175 BOOOOOIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!

Posted by: Stogie at January 05, 2013 04:23 PM (KMBKT)

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