August 22, 2013

LET IT BURN
— Ace

Sweet Meteor of Death, why do you tarry?

Artist's conception, below the fold, thanks to @darth.

Nicolas Cage Weighs In:

Cage is a big comic book fan. So he has some thoughts.

thanks to @ningrim

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM | Comments (450)
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1 Just shoot me.

Posted by: ToneLoc at August 22, 2013 05:25 PM (nKVmb)

2 I was just going to open this bottle of tequila, but I think you need it more than I do.

*share*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 05:25 PM (hO8IJ)

3 hello

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at August 22, 2013 05:26 PM (V70Uh)

4 I like Affleck, but this isn't the role for him.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 22, 2013 05:26 PM (Iyg03)

5 A mockery.  An absolute mockery.

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:26 PM (Pr6hk)

6 No...just no! Actually HELL NO! I'd rather watch paint dry than watch Ben Affleck. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 22, 2013 05:26 PM (kVw0W)

7 I wish to be called Elaine

Posted by: Elaine (previously known as SMOD) at August 22, 2013 05:27 PM (zZJJp)

8 They should just get Matt Damon on board to play Superman and make an Ambiguously Gay Duo film.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:27 PM (qzWDd)

9

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Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 22, 2013 05:27 PM (BVTtz)

10 fuck 'em all let it burn

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at August 22, 2013 05:27 PM (XvrTA)

11 to be honest, whatev's, there aren't many people one can see in the role, and I don't HATE Ben Affleck as much as I ought to.  (I liked his directing work in Gone baby gone and he was okay in Argo.)

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2013 05:27 PM (/IWYB)

12 I'm out. Ben Afleck? Seriously?

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:28 PM (dKV5k)

13 Affleck seems to be less of a left-wing asshole after having kids. Maybe I'm wrong. He was a giant left-wing prick for many years though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (ZPrif)

14 Laughing my ass off!!! Ace --what did you DO!?

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (r2PLg)

15 who would the horde cast as Batman?

can't be someone who's already played batman....

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (8sCoq)

16 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Nightwing at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (dvRYt)

17 I don't care. I don't go to these movies anymore.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (BdKSO)

18 Did I receive a pardon?  I do promise to try not to offend.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (V70Uh)

19 Noooooooooooooo..... *breaks down sobbing*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

20 You know who this benefits? Val Kilmer's career reboot!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (KCvsd)

21 Wow. A Batman/Superman movie (influenced by the Dark Knight Returns) was guarranteed to make close to a billion dollars world-wide. Now? A third? A half? of that amount. Genius idea killed by retarded execution.

Posted by: naturalfake the Mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (ZR4Xh)

22 Chasing Catwoman?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (hO8IJ)

23 So Daredevil is Batman?

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (dKV5k)

24 ugh. 

The guy is not really capable of projecting "Inner Turmoil."

He can play Bruce Wayne as Bruce Wayne putting on the act of Bruce Wayne the charming vapid playboy, but not Bruce Wayne as the guy putting on the act of Bruce Wayne the charming vapid playboy but who is really consumed with anger and who bashes people's heads at night for kicks.


Posted by: ace at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (/IWYB)

25 Matt. Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (Aif/5)

26 This is wonderful news, Bennifer Afflac already basically destroyed Daredevil which was Marvel's try for the same brooding INTJ detective mindset. Nice work Whore E Wood. I suspect he will manage to fuck up the role by excelling at neither Bruce Wayne(which Michael Keaton excelled at) or Die Fledermaus(which Bale excelled at) and as such will make the entire cinematic experience akin to passing a kidney stone or losing your entire liver through your rectal orifice in one sitting.... Who Ray for Whore E Wood....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (A4hKL)

27 he was okay in Argo.) *********** Gawd Damn it he SUCKED in Argo- I cant't step you through that --again. Jezzuz. You fell asleep during the Carter voice over--didn't you?

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 05:30 PM (r2PLg)

28 I would rather see Jackie Mason as Batman than Fuckfleck

Posted by: Mb at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (Hx3jP)

29 So is this a continuation or a reboot? I hope it's some lame emo reboot like Amazing Spiderman.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (hpYnL)

30 Jones in CO @ 15-
Next Batman? Harry Reid.

Posted by: EROWMER at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (OONaw)

31 Affleck?!?
Doesn't he have moobs?

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (jYZuY)

32 Eh, why not. What else hasn't Hollywood ruined.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (g1DWB)

33 Disney is laughing all the way to the bank. No challenge to Marvel.

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (dKV5k)

34 This is the Hollywood equivalent of Google's new GMail 'compose' functionality. An epic fail designed to alienate the fanbase into abandoning the franchise.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at August 22, 2013 05:31 PM (KCvsd)

35 My vote was for Chelsea Manning for the role of Batman.

Posted by: TXMarko at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (OcHKO)

36 Damn right he can't let Nolan have the last word. His Batman movies were right wing... *very* right wing.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (d7tB2)

37 Maybe they can get Sydney Leathers to play Catwoman.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (BXLPR)

38 how did Affleck ruin daredevil?

everybody says this but they never explain

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

39 ugh. The guy is not really capable of projecting "Inner Turmoil." ******** You could lace his food with Ex -Lax and then maybe you could get something .... *Perplexed* passing gas--look.

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (r2PLg)

40 BAM

WHAM


OOPS

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (Pr6hk)

41 *grabs thug by collar, jerks him face to face* I'm Blandman.

Posted by: Ben Affleck Ruining the Superman movie. at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (ZR4Xh)

42

I'm with John Nolte on this one.

Did they not see DareDevil? it was a distaster, this will likely be worse.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (GaqMa)

43 Noooooooooooooo.....

*breaks down sobbing* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)


*lets you read head on shoulder*


There there.   It will be okay.   Ghost Shark will eat us first.  

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (Gk3SS)

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:32 PM (yGblt)

45 Ooh--will Nic Cage play Robin!?

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (r2PLg)

46 That was me gasping for breath.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (yGblt)

47 Meh. MoS stunk anyway.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (5H6zj)

48 So my joyous consumption of Henry Cavill (mmmmm, Henry Cavill) will be intruded upon and ruined by Affleck??? What the hell, Hollywood.

Posted by: chique d'afrique, Korean Arab, then transgendered antelope, now [s]Halle Berry[/s] Meagan Good at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (r+7wo)

49 Starring, Mark Ruffalo as Vicky Vale!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (dvRYt)

50 I suppose this means we will have an openly ghey batman going all pedobear on robin.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (KCvsd)

51 Only if Jen Garner is in the remake of 'Behind The Green Door'

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (Pr6hk)

52 Man.., you guys have a lot  invested in escapist movies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

53 I understand Matt Damon will make a cameo appearance as... Matt Damon. Because Matt Damon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (eHIJJ)

54 I would rather see a flaming skull post for that poor old 89 year old WWII vet who was beaten to death by two black teenage thugs.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (sdi6R)

55 Chris Burke would make a better Batman then Affleck.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (JawqV)

56 *lets you read head on shoulder* There there. It will be okay. Ghost Shark will eat us first. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS) *hopeful voice* Will the bikini girls be there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

57

SNOD, Ace. SNOD.

SMOD is a lying, meandering whore.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (r4gsK)

58 Rosanne Barr as Inspector Gordon!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (dvRYt)

59 And then maybe there is a role for-- Catherine, Catherine Heigel! (gotta run!)

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (r2PLg)

60 Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (8glwa)

61 21 So Daredevil is Batman? Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 09:30 PM (dKV5k) Omg. Was Daredevil a trainwreck or what.

Posted by: chique d'afrique, Korean Arab, then transgendered antelope, now [s]Halle Berry[/s] Meagan Good at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (r+7wo)

62 No, but seriously; I would pay $5 to watch Ben Affleck brush his teeth. He was great in that Boston thing where he robbed banks and then rubbed my hump. In my dreams.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (yGblt)

63 Shit, I'd rather have Gerard Butler as Batman.

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:34 PM (dKV5k)

64 FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (3p2ni)

65 Ace, I like Affleck too. Not favorite but don't hate. The problem here is who the hell is scared of Ben Affleck? Even Keaton might make you a little scared because he seemed crazy. Affleck is like a good looking, in shape Mr. Whipple.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (qzWDd)

66 @52 !

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (jYZuY)

67 Ben Affleck will  always be the Manager of Fashionable Male to me.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (6Pg8r)

68 Another reason to hate the Red Soxs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (jE38p)

69 I'm Blandman.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

70 When Ben Affleck smiles, things on me swell up and turn purple.

They're just skin tags, but I'm pretty sure that still means love.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (yGblt)

71 You mad bro?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (u25eL)

72 Maybe they'll cast Travolta as the Penguin

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:35 PM (Pr6hk)

73 What?
I don't get it.
Is Ben Affleck not a good enough actor to play Batman?
But Adam West was?
Michael Keaton, the guy from Mr. Mom and Gung Ho?

I think Ace has expectations that are too high in certain aspects and too low in others. 

Posted by: CozMark at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (6QN3y)

74

Well, at least Christina Hendricks is playing a stripper in her next film.

 

And American Horror Story may have that hot black chick with the big cans back on in season 3.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (r4gsK)

75 artist's conception added

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (/IWYB)

76 Robert Downey Jr's laughing his ass off!

Posted by: Iblis at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (3p2ni)

77 So are they recasting Superman? Cause I hear Rob Schneider is available.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

78 I just... why...

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (hO9ad)

79 Know who else would make a better and more believable Batman than Affleck?  Peter Dinklage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 05:36 PM (JawqV)

80 New photo has Harry Reid looking for his lube.
"O, winged Robin, come to me, my b-b-boy!"

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (jYZuY)

81 My guess is that Zack Synder saw that Daredevil is kinda Marvel's version of Batman and decided to put two and two together since Affleck was Daredevil once. That and Christian Bale said no when Synder asked him to be in the Man of Steel sequel.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (Dsds2)

82 how did Affleck ruin daredevil?

everybody says this but they never explain

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 09:32 PM (8sCoq)


By playing Daredevil.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (qzWDd)

83 What next, Dane Cook as Lex Luthor?

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (Pr6hk)

84 >>No, but seriously; I would pay $5 to watch Ben Affleck brush his teeth. He was great in that Boston thing where he robbed banks and then rubbed my hump. In my dreams. I'll rub your hump for $5. No EBT shit, real cash money.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (g1DWB)

85 And you all laughed at Birdemic 2.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (r4gsK)

86

lauraw!

 

Where you been hiding that sweet hump of yours?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (6Pg8r)

87 Pardon me, who gives a rats ass?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 22, 2013 05:37 PM (HVff2)

88 lauraw,

Yes, let's cast movies according to the dirty feelings in your behumped glandular bits.

That's actually our plan.


Posted by: Hollywood at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (/IWYB)

89 Ben Affleck will always be the Manager of Fashionable Male to me. Now we're all getting fucked in an uncomfortable place.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (8glwa)

90 *hopeful voice*


Will the bikini girls be there? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)


Darling.   This is me.   What are the odds that bikini girls won't be there?

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (Gk3SS)

91 That and Christian Bale said no when Synder asked him to be in the Man of Steel sequel. Posted by: Thrawn at August 22, 2013 09:37 PM (Dsds2) Bingo! (Probably.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique, Korean Arab, then transgendered antelope, now [s]Halle Berry[/s] Meagan Good at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (r+7wo)

92 I think they should get Jay-Z to play Batman and Beyonce to play Catwoman. Or Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford. I'll be fine with either.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (BXLPR)

93 H8RS.

LEAVE BEN AFFLECK ALOOOONE!!

*punches Anger Management Puppet right in the jimmies*

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (yGblt)

94 I don't know. I don't think I'll ever not watch a Superman sequel as good as one with Ben Affleck as Batman. I'll be not watching the hell out of that.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 22, 2013 05:38 PM (T0NGe)

95 36 Jones in CO,

Bennifer fucked up Daredevil by looking like he had a stick jammed up his asshole when you know "being Blind Ginger Ninja" and refusing to play Murdock as you know a goddamned defense attorney rather than some fuckwit prosecutor as defense attorney....

it was surreal the multiple layers of fucktard....

Heather Lad10077 something of a Gothamphile says "eff giving the Tequila to the ewok...bring the bottle to me ma'am..."

Frankly I was hoping to wean the family off the DC universe anyway and this is about 9 steps of the 12 steps needed....

Make mine Marvel...or TopCow as it were.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (A4hKL)

96 Interesting to see what REALLY gets Ace's dander up.

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (n/+FT)

98 Darling. This is me. What are the odds that bikini girls won't be there? Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 09:38 PM (Gk3SS) But what about those horribly constricting bits of cloth and string that they're burdened with?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

99
Seriously, why not consider someone like Adam Baldwin as Batman, much more reasonable I think.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (uX+Qq)

100 I liked DareDevil.  

I also like Ishtar.  SO?

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (Iyg03)

101 22 Ace,

Well constipation is a sort of inner turmoil...

he's got that fucking mastered sir...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (A4hKL)

102 Peter Dinklage. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 09:36 PM (JawqV) Heh. Mini-Batman.

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (dKV5k)

103 Shit, I'd rather have Gerard Butler as Batman. Posted by: CDR
--------------------

For the love of pete..., do not mention B-u-t-l-e-r. It causes Mrs. Hammer to have some kind of weird Pavlovian response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (aDwsi)

104 Is this the Batman with Michael Douglas and Matt Damen?

Posted by: Barf bag vendor at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (bUmSq)

105 This is PERFECT!


Our son in on Skype with us telling us how the Japs on Okinawa are about to take every fucking cent he's earned in the Marines because of a fucking cell phone scam.

Son's JAG tells him, "I don't really know what I can do.  This government is going to do to you what they want."


*ignore this gun I'm putting in my mouth*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2013 05:39 PM (lVPtV)

106 Some things are just too much to be borne, by man or ewok...

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (GScn4)

107 Maybe Afleck will surprise?

Did anyone honestly think Heath Ledger would create one of the finest film performances in cinema history?

Honestly?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (hmUex)

108 A Batman/Superman movie (influenced by the Dark Knight Returns) was guarranteed to make close to a billion dollars world-wide.

I would have seen that even if, okay there's a spoiler about how Dark Knight Rises ends, and if you've seen it you know what I'm saying. Anyway I would see that.

This? No way.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (hO9ad)

109 91 H8RS. LEAVE BEN AFFLECK ALOOOONE!! *punches Anger Management Puppet right in the jimmies* Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 09:38 PM (yGblt) You can have Ben Affleck. You can't have Batman.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

110 So, regarding the New Mexico Supreme Court wedding photog decision--what if the wedding party--gay, straight, doesn't matter-- wished to be nude? Could the photographer refuse?

Posted by: T. at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (fk/x5)

111 By the way, Ace:

Have you seen Man Of Steel?  I haven't, because I don't much enjoy the idea of eating a plate full of dogshit, but the savaging of it delivered by the RedLetterMedia guys in their "Half In The Bag" review was pretty fucking awesome.

Anyway, a film as awful as that one can only have a sequel that's far worse.

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (n/+FT)

112 Ben Assfleck

Posted by: Strife at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (Ojgjr)

113 37 Tasker,

My cameo is done sir...hats off I am not needed.

Say hi to the ONT for me.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (A4hKL)

114 Posted by: CozMark at August 22, 2013 09:36 PM (6QN3y)

Adam West and Keaton are both better actors than Affleck.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (qzWDd)

115

Nicholas Cage needs to be in this film. It will complete the implosion.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (r4gsK)

116 Hope Affleck's manly face scruff doesn't itch under the batmask.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (dvRYt)

117

BIKINI GIRLS WITH MACHINE GUNS

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fyr0zbaFyE

Posted by: the Cramps at August 22, 2013 05:40 PM (6Pg8r)

118 #86, 'Hollywood,' (if that IS your real name)  it will succeed far more brilliantly than your plan to lose millions pushing 1920's era commie agitprop.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (yGblt)

119 Seems weird to me that Batman would be in a Superman movie. Isn't Batman the bigger franchise these days?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (hpYnL)

120 Darling. This is me. What are the odds that bikini girls won't be there? Slim and none. Unless its tarantula season, then all bets are off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (ZNsDI)

121 Tyler Perry to reprise Richard Pryor's role from Superman III

Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (Ys7ss)

122 AFLAC! Is Ben Affleck not a good enough actor to play Batman? No. And also the *wrong* actor, almost precisely. I mean, I bet MATT DAMON could do a better job, and he isn't even an actor. But Adam West was? I concede that AFLAC could probably do the spandex and camp send-up version of Batman, but I wouldn't watch it. Michael Keaton, the guy from Mr. Mom and Gung Ho? Did you even *see* his Batman? I thought before I saw it there was no way he could do it, and I was *completely* wrong. He pulled it off. The second one is often rated worse because it was pretty much the same performance. I think Ace has expectations that are too high in certain aspects and too low in others. Posted by: CozMark at August 22, 2013 09:36 PM (6QN3y) No expectations are too low for AFLAC! MIND YOU we could be completely surprised, but I will wait for others to be completely surprised first.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (qyfb5)

123 Ben Affleck cast in the 'Otis' character of Ned Beaty, maybe...

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (Pr6hk)

124 Okay, I'll give the father in Ghost Shark this, what the hell drugs were you on and don't give me any lip that it was a shark is a completely fair response considering that the attack was at a pool not in the ocean. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:41 PM (Gk3SS)

125 Okay, that picture of Affleck makes it look like he's about 5 minutes from announcing that he now wants to be called "Chelsea".

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (TtUxg)

126 98 RDBrewer,

Quite...I like Ishtar I also like cutting....


so there's that...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (A4hKL)

127 Oh speaking of Daredevil, the best review of that piece of garbage was done by Maddox: "Two characters that were missing from the new Daredevil movie:" http://tinyurl.com/23p3ple

Posted by: Thrawn at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (Dsds2)

128 :gasp:wheeze:gasp Did everyone :gasp:wheeze: forget about me?

Posted by: Val Kilmer at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (BXLPR)

129 Abe Vigoda would make a better Batman than Affleck.

Eh, maybe not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (JawqV)

130 Sorry to hear about your son Jane. Oh btw ace, next time you have a flaming skull will Oprah be wearing a vagina shaped dress?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (HVff2)

131 Well his little daughters will probably love it. Me? Not so much. He just doesn't have an edge that you need for Batman.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (M/TDA)

132 Who's your favorite New Kid, LauraW.?

Posted by: Ben Affleck at August 22, 2013 05:42 PM (6Pg8r)

133 113 Nicholas Cage needs to be in this film. It will complete the implosion. Cage was at one point considered to be the new Superman for "Superman Returns", if memory serves.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 22, 2013 05:43 PM (Dsds2)

134 And American Horror Story may have that hot black chick with the big cans back on in season 3.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 09:36 PM (r4gsK)

 

You're wife is on American Horror Story?

 

*ducks*

Posted by: tsrblke at August 22, 2013 05:43 PM (GaqMa)

135 I don't get out much and am confused. Isn't Affleck that insurance duck?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2013 05:43 PM (l3vZN)

Posted by: the purple hexagon at August 22, 2013 05:43 PM (sWGWP)

137 :gasp:wheeze:gasp


Did everyone :gasp:wheeze: forget about me?

Posted by: Val Kilmer at August 22, 2013 09:42 PM (BXLPR)

We all collectively agreed to pretend your career started in 1984 with Top Secret! and ended in 1985 with Real Genius.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (r4gsK)

138 Yep, not gonna see it. No way

Posted by: Cory at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (VmO5z)

139 63 Rocks,

Mr. Whipple what d fuck you squeezing mah charmin FO!

//DD Jenital new Gotham Hellion

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (A4hKL)

140 Are we sure this isn't really some sort of false flag thing meant to shame Christian Bale into taking the 50 million to do the film? Come on Chris, you know you really don't want to be the guy responsible for letting fucking Affleck bring his particular brand of craptacularness to the venerable Batman brand.

Posted by: The Accidental Misanthrope at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (b7AU3)

141 He'll do just as good a job as he did with Daredevil.

Posted by: zsasz at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (MMC8r)

142 "Affleck seems to be less of a left-wing asshole after having kids. Maybe I'm wrong. " So he did like Matt Damon and put his kids in an elitist private school where they wouldn't have any contact with low income minorities? All rich lefties do that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (TtUxg)

143 Nicholas Cage needs to be in this film. It will complete the implosion. Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 09:40 PM (r4gsK) And Wesley Snipes. And somebody from the cast of Star Trek: Voyager. And a celebrity politician as a cameo. Maybe Filthy Filner. And "found footage" of Amy Winehouse vomiting in an alley. And Obama's new dog.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (qyfb5)

144 So...time to build an arc?

Posted by: HRH Princess Fuzzy Bunny a/k/a Lizzy at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (UrtRh)

145 At least he's an American actor.No,there are just no positives in this.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:44 PM (9XBK2)

146 What film is that Nic Cage "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" from?  Vampire's Kiss?

Incidentally, anyone who hasn't seen Vampire's Kiss is missing out on one of the craziest fucking film performances by a major actor EVER.  And yes, I'm fully aware of the level of 'crazy' Nic Cage is capable of.  Vampire's Kiss is an entirely different level of crazy.

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (n/+FT)

147 Sean Bean should be Batman. I don't give a crap if he's 54. Hell, Sean Bean should play every role in every movie.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (qzWDd)

148 should have put in that kid from role models saying "Fuck you Ben Affleck!"

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (zOTsN)

149 James Purefoy would make a fine aging, bitter, really pissed off Batman.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (E3gqr)

150 Sven I will decipher your comment and respond if possible

I liked Daredevil. I read the comics so I was predisposed to like the movie-- I thought the sensory deprivation tank was a novel idea

and the soundtrack and score both kick ass

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (8sCoq)

151 @105 Idk... I watched recently "10 Things I Hate About You" (1999) b/c I'm still making up my mind whether to ask Julia to marry me, and Ledger had some moments. Maybe it's 20/20 hindsight, but he made me think of a young Bogart somehow.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (jYZuY)

152 112 Rocks

I figger all three are about the same but if I had to rank them (instead of watching another superhero flick) I would put it
Affleck
Keaton
West
Bale is a better actor than all of them but then he also played Batman in a stupid superhero flick so...

Posted by: CozMark at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (nDeB2)

153 But what about those horribly constricting bits of cloth and string that they're burdened with? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:39 PM (GEICT)


I'm sure we can help with that.


OMFG.   This may be be my new favorite movie ever.  


*wheezes on floor*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:45 PM (Gk3SS)

154 I think it's great for DC to have Robin suffer from Torsonic Polarity Syndrome, or TPS. It's like he's a regular guy like me!

Posted by: Tommy Thompson at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (bUmSq)

155 Maybe Louis C.K. can be the man-servant Alfred

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (Pr6hk)

156 They're just opening the Hellmouth, right here and now.

Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (Jsiw/)

157 Daredevil during the Frank Miller run was my favorite comic ever.Daredevil was raped by that movie.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (9XBK2)

158 Only if Nick Cage reprises his role as Ghostrider.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (xDfWx)

159
Carwash Bikini chick just got ate and sucked into the wash bucket.

F'ing Ghost Shark is much more evil than Sharknado.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 05:46 PM (uX+Qq)

160 He was great in Daredevil.

Daredevil sucked donkey dicks.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 22, 2013 05:47 PM (pgQxn)

161 Maybe Christian Bale will change his mind.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 05:47 PM (M/TDA)

162 OMFG. This may be be my new favorite movie ever. *wheezes on floor* Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 09:45 PM (Gk3SS) Don't encourage. They still have time to cast Adam Sandler as The Riddler.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:47 PM (GEICT)

163 You are correct Thrawn.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 05:47 PM (u25eL)

164 Hi Jackstraw and Garrett and Everybody! Hi, chique d'afrique! Long time no meetup. New schedule sucks.

I do understand everyone's reticence about letting Affleck do Batman. He is not, how you say, A Great Thespian.

However; have you seen his dreamy grin? I think you need to see his dreamy grin; really focus on it. And perhaps you might understand why any Affleck vehicle is a nice ride.

What I'm saying is that the man is cute and he can do what he wants.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (yGblt)

165 Ben-whoflek?

Posted by: Mango at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (sWGWP)

166 I canÂ’t stand Affleck. I dislike the so called artists that think their views are right when they are so wrong. They are no better than any one of us, they just got a lucky break at the right time. I donÂ’t mind them if they keep their politics to themselves.

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (z4WKX)

167 Someone get Lucas involved so he can punch it up.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (r4gsK)

168 I think I am beginning to grasp the extent to which contemporary society is preoccupied with media and celebrities. It doesn't look good....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (aDwsi)

169 Come on Chris, you know you really don't want to be the guy responsible for letting fucking Affleck bring his particular brand of craptacularness to the venerable Batman brand. Posted by: The Accidental Misanthrope at August 22, 2013 09:44 PM (b7AU3) Bale will just show up on the set coincidentally on the first day of shooting, and no one will be able to find AFLAC. So they'll have to start shooting with him. Or a hobo or something. Maybe the counter guy at the cafeteria.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (qyfb5)

170 145 Rocks,

You know if this were a true nod to TDK and TDKR then frankly Sean Bean is damn near the correct age and body type...

no joke...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (A4hKL)

171 Sean Bean should be Batman. I don't give a crap if he's 54. Hell, Sean Bean should play every role in every movie.
Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 09:45 PM (qzWDd)


Well, yeah, but then Batman would actually die.


Obligatory:

http://youtu.be/zJODirze5EM



Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

172 Christian Bale owns the part.
Affleck just can't do "dark." Heck, he barely did Argo. All I kept thinking during the movie was, "Man, he sure does love close-ups of his emotionless face."

Posted by: HRH Princess Fuzzy Bunny a/k/a Lizzy at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (UrtRh)

173 147 Yes he would.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (M/TDA)

174 Seems weird to me that Batman would be in a Superman movie. Isn't Batman the bigger franchise these days? Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 09:41 PM (hpYnL) Warner Brothers wants to create a money printing machine like Disney has with Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar, etc. Which is also why Sony will keep pumping out Spiderman movies because if they don't, the license will go back to Disney which owns Marvel and thus Spiderman

Posted by: Iblis at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (3p2ni)

175 You just know they are trying to cast Will Smith as Commissioner Gordon, Shia Laboeuoif as Jimmy Olsen, and Ryan Gosling as Alfred. Because fuck everyone.

Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (Ys7ss)

176 Blanco Basura: "Abe Vigoda would make a better Batman than Affleck."

Vigoda has better range but worse hair. A wig could fix the hair. How do you fix range?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (eHIJJ)

177 Okay, I don't really give a rat's ass about ghey batman movies, but I always love a flaming skull and a rousing rendition of Let It Burn. 

How y'all doin' tonight, the whole batman snafu aside?

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

178 165 CAC,

Hey CAC that's downright eerily cogent.,..

166 Mike Hammer,

Hammer it is just another piece of Yanqui Exceptionality being bonfired...

wheee!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (A4hKL)

179 Have a great evenin', 'rons 'n' 'ronettes!

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (jYZuY)

180 I always thought Gary Busey would make the perfect Batman.

Posted by: the purple hexagon at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (sWGWP)

181 He'll never love you hump like a true moron, lauraw.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (6Pg8r)

182 @155

That's because without exception "comic book" movies are close approximations of the actual comic books they are purportedly derived from.

There has not been a single movie that didn't screw up the material in one way or the other.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (hmUex)

183 With Justin Beiber as Bane, Kathy Griffin as Catwoman, and Regis Philbin as The Joker!

It'll be GREAT!!!

Posted by: zsasz at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (MMC8r)

184 It really doesn't matter who plays Batman anymore. The series is played out. Heath Ledger as the Joker was the high water mark and it will never come close to that again. And Affleck isn't nearly as big a pretentious dick as Damon.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 05:50 PM (g1DWB)

185 What I'm saying is that the man is cute and he can do what he wants. Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 09:48 PM (yGblt) That's how Obama got elected. Also Bill Clinton. Starting to think maybe this is not the best criterion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (qyfb5)

186 On rare occasions, D.C. will (accidentally) let a good film be madeÂ… This is not one of those occasions.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (jOumW)

187 would rather see a flaming skull post for that poor old 89 year old WWII vet who was beaten to death by two black teenage thugs. Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2013 09:33 PM
=======================================================

I agree.  The two Black males  were caught on security cameras so it it would be great if someone recognizes them.  Maybe Obama will recognize them as his sons.  I wonder if they were just bored? Oh and {{{crickets}}}on the LSM on this story except Fox local.
 http://tinyurl.com/mqu9pea

Posted by: Deanna at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (GBjQz)

188 No love for Clooney doing it? :ducks and runs:

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asking the tough questions at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (BXLPR)

189 I always thought Gary Busey would make the perfect Batman. Posted by: the purple hexagon
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Now we're getting somewhere...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (aDwsi)

190 Needs more Worf.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (8glwa)

191 Peter Weller did an excellent "old" Batman in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Right up there with Mark Hamil's joker.

Posted by: Iblis at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (3p2ni)

192 162 LauraW,

Ma'am we all have our jelly spot...

I must admit that for the life of me I cannot get Judy Gold completely off the carnal radar despite her being you know "Team Huma" and well a goddamned psycho moonbat.....

you look at that smile and know...yeehaw

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:51 PM (A4hKL)

193 180 True but Marvel has done a great job for the most part.The Avengers in particular had the vibe right.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:52 PM (9XBK2)

194 Don't encourage. They still have time to cast Adam Sandler as The Riddler. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)


I meant Ghost Shark.


A shark just ate someone through a sink pipe.   No lie.

Now it turned into Pet Sematary.  This is bat shit in the good way.  

Also the mayor is great.   To his son as he's fleeing "I will beat you like you stole something!"

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:52 PM (Gk3SS)

195

Oh, kisses for my Benny!

Posted by: Hennifer LopeZ at August 22, 2013 05:52 PM (6Pg8r)

196 Don't think I could pull off a Batman role? Check it! http://youtu.be/-1GadTfGFvU

Posted by: Nic Cage at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (dvRYt)

197 Tanned, rested, and ready!!!

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

198

gobble gobble

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

199 You all know you want me.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (eHIJJ)

200 >>>It really doesn't matter who plays Batman anymore. The series is played out.

probs.  I wasn't that psyched about this because I hated Man of Steel (which I didn't see-- I hated it on general principle), but I did sorta want to see Bats and Supes finally team up on the big screen.

But I guess  I don't care anymore.  The Avengers scratched that itch.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (/IWYB)

201 I'm going with Busey as Batman, Jim Carrey as Robin, Vigoda as Alfred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

202 Posted by: CozMark at August 22, 2013 09:45 PM (nDeB2)

I don't think of Affleck as much of an actor at all. He's very bland and isn't even great at one thing. West is no Paul Newman but he played the crap out of Batman. Keaton is a very good actor, especially at comedy. He's not a great in dramas but even there he is better than Affleck. If Affleck wasn't as good looking as he is no one would have ever have put him in front of a camera.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (qzWDd)

203 184 The Political Hat,

Yeah I'd really almost really rather see a good Question flick with a Huntress cameo than well....

fuck...fuckity fuck fuck

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (A4hKL)

204 Next up Matt Damon as The Treminator.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 05:53 PM (M/TDA)

205 Gerard Butler should be Bond. Daniel Craig or Jason Statham should be Batman.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (Lgq0c)

206 Holy rape room!


Maybe Jimmy Carter will make an appearance defending his shitty administration.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (qRasw)

207 Why can't Tom Cruise just be in everything?  Then no one would care or get themselves into a lather about it.

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

208 A shark just ate someone through a sink pipe. No lie. Now it turned into Pet Sematary. This is bat shit in the good way. Also the mayor is great. To his son as he's fleeing "I will beat you like you stole something!" Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS) Didn't I see a promo where the shark comes out of a glass of water? Yeah, that's a line I've heard a lot down here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

209 Seriously, we need Hollywood to make a film so dense, so fucking horrible, it bends light back onto itself, it sucks everything around it in, and flushes itself out of existence. Consider this film the singularity.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (r4gsK)

210 A shark just ate someone through a sink pipe. No lie. That happened in The Blob remake.Which was pretty good,though of course even The Blob was an evil government plot to create a bio weapon.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (9XBK2)

211 61 Shit, I'd rather have Gerard Butler as Batman. NOOOOO! Want him as Bond, James Bond. Loathe Daniel Craig. He can diaf.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (l5eDX)

212

its turkey time

 

gobble gobble

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

213 My favorite Batman was the one where those two strong heroes slapped bats all the time.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 22, 2013 05:54 PM (bUmSq)

214 Son just now Skyped us.  "I'm fucked.  The Japs are hating on the military.  They're going to take every fucking dollar I saved serving my country.  The JAG told me I'm fucked." 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2013 05:55 PM (lVPtV)

215 A Justice League /Avengers team up would be awesome!

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:55 PM (9XBK2)

216 Vigoda has better range but worse hair. A wig could fix the hair. How do you fix range?

Use a scope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (JawqV)

217 Honestly--I think Barry Pepper would be a better choice for Batman than most current actors. But I've had a bit of a man crush on him since his turn as the scripture-quoting sniper in Saving Private DAMON!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (UR1wn)

218

come on people

 

Gigli?  the oral sex scene with Lopez?

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

219 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2013 09:55 PM (lVPtV)

????  that sounds terrible, Jane, but how are the Japs going to take D'oh Boy's money and then fuck him? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

220 212 WTH happened?

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (9XBK2)

221 Shit Jane. Shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

222 . If Affleck wasn't as good looking as he is no one would have ever have put him in front of a camera. Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 09:53 PM (qzWDd) I don't know. I'm frightened his jaw area might eat me.

Posted by: chique d'afrique, Korean Arab, then transgendered antelope, now [s]Halle Berry[/s] Meagan Good at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (r+7wo)

223 Seriously, we need Hollywood to make a film so dense, so fucking horrible, it bends light back onto itself, it sucks everything around it in, and flushes itself out of existence. Consider this film the singularity. Posted by: CAC
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Wait.., you have a better cast in mind than Busey/Carrey/Vigoda?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (aDwsi)

224 well, Marvel has the Avengers and DC has the Justice League of America, except they're years behind Marvel on building toward a JLA franchise and supporting characters

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (8sCoq)

225
Didn't I see a promo where the shark comes out of a glass of water?


Yeah, that's a line I've heard a lot down here. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:54 PM (GEICT)


The water glass hasn't happened yet but a bikini girl got eaten in a bucket of water.


Gerard Butler would make a great Bond. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 05:57 PM (Gk3SS)

226 148 Jones in CO,

I like the character of Daredevil where was he in that film...

yes I own it in both release versions...

I enjoyed everything about the film but you know the acting, direction, and story...

when Colin Farrel manages to steal a flick with that subpar Joker impersonation there you have it....

Daredevil saved from being Afflack's worst ONLY by the Dive Bombing of Pearl With the Wind in the Harbor...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:57 PM (A4hKL)

227 The best parts of these threads is the bitching that people might spend a few minutes here and there thinking about something that isn't politics.

FFS. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 05:57 PM (hO8IJ)

228 The water glass hasn't happened yet but a bikini girl got eaten in a bucket of water. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 09:57 PM (Gk3SS) ......................oh. By the shark.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:57 PM (GEICT)

229 Always up for the Big Daddy Kills scene.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (qyfb5)

230 Sorry to hear that Jane. What kind of cell phone scam was it?

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (dKV5k)

231 Gary Busey as an aging, out of shape, and mentally unstable Batman? I would actually pay to see that. And have is toothy son play Robin.

Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (Ys7ss)

232 >>However; have you seen his dreamy grin? I think you need to see his dreamy grin; really focus on it. And perhaps you might understand why any Affleck vehicle is a nice ride. Uh yeah. Boston. Not like we don't see him all the time. He likes to be the local guy around town. More shots of him in Fenway than the Green Monster. In person, seems like a nice guy but pretty much a slightly above average looking guy who has perfected the sheepish grin. Yea, he knows that's his look.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (g1DWB)

233 do not mention B-u-t-l-e-r. It causes Mrs. Hammer to have some kind of weird Pavlovian response. She ain't the only one. Hubba hubba

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (l5eDX)

234
You know if this were a true nod to TDK and TDKR then frankly Sean Bean is damn near the correct age and body type...

no joke...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 09:48 PM (A4hKL)


You know, they should have went that way with it. Have Bean play the grizzly old vet of a Batman who's been holding down the fort old school style when this upstart kid Superman shows up.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (qzWDd)

235 There's probably a dozen bit actors walking around the set of Game of Thrones that would make a better Batman.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (M/TDA)

236 I'm going to fly around the world backwards until time flows backward to 1970 and junk-punch Ben Affleck's father in his fucking nads.

Posted by: Superman, played by a guy with the last name Reeve(s) at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

237 212 Jane D'oh,

Jane if it comes down to it set up a paypal.

Your son is about to be punished for Barry's weak ass diplomacy vice China...

I'm sorry.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (A4hKL)

238 My favorite Ben Affleck movie?Dazed and Confused.No contest.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (9XBK2)

239 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2013 09:55 PM (lVPtV)

Is the money stateside or in Japan? I would transfer it out ASAP.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (hO9ad)

240 170 Christian Bale owns the part. Affleck just can't do "dark." Heck, he barely did Argo. All I kept thinking during the movie was, "Man, he sure does love close-ups of his emotionless face." Posted by: HRH Princess Fuzzy Bunny a/k/a Lizzy at August 22, 2013 09:49 PM (UrtRh) Keaton's performance as Bruce Wayne was the high point of the first franchise, and Bale's performance as Batman was what made the second franchise. Keaton as Batman and Bale as Bruce were forgettable. If you could have Keaton play Wayne and Bale play Batman, much better movies, IMHO. The Adam West Batman was a totally different animal since that was a campy t-v show meant to be taken in the same vein as the Airplane! movies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asking the tough questions at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (BXLPR)

241 I saw the security cam pics of the two suspects in 83-year-old Shorty's murder, and can say that if the JEF had two MORE sons, they would look like the bad boys in the films. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop in Oklahoma, the one where the rightwing crazy Nazi reporter digs into the shooter's mama's past and comes up with a black boyfriend, making the shooter Ogabe's son he wish't he had. A half-white, just like him. Then we can all refer to the shooter as an African-American-White asshole.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (PH+2B)

242 @215.. oh fuck yeah. He's awesome.. been a fan ever since that movie.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (u25eL)

243 The two Black males were caught on security cameras so it it would be great if someone recognizes them.

Snitches get stitches.

Maybe I should start watching comic book movies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (hO8IJ)

244 236 My favorite Ben Affleck movie?Dazed and Confused.No contest. Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 09:59 PM (9XBK2) I've always been a fan of Dogma.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

245 "hot waxed with the entrails of the woman washing it."

What classic lines.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (xDfWx)

246 207 Seriously, we need Hollywood to make a film so dense, so fucking horrible, it bends light back onto itself, it sucks everything around it in, and flushes itself out of existence. Consider this film the singularity. Um, hello?

Posted by: Battlefield Earth at August 22, 2013 05:59 PM (dvRYt)

247 She ain't the only one. Hubba hubba Posted by: bebe's boobs
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Yeah..., whatever.
I think he's a nancy boy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

248 Dogma was barely in the range for Damon and Afleck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (xDfWx)

249 Jane if it comes down to it set up a paypal.

Oh, hell, yeah, you know I'm good for a few bucks.  We can set that young man right before you know it, Jane.  Just say the word (and provide a link, it's gotta be easy).

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

250 A shark just ate someone through a sink pipe. No lie. Alright you fuckers, you made me turn on fucking Ghost Shark. I hate you all.

Posted by: naturalfake the Mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (ZR4Xh)

251 There's probably a dozen bit actors walking around the set of Game of Thrones that would make a better Batman. Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 09:58 PM (M/TDA)


Seriously, Dinklage as miniBat would be utterly awesome.

Man, I really want Knights of Badassdom to be released at some point in time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (Gk3SS)

252 215 Honestly--I think Barry Pepper would be a better choice for Batman than most current actors. But I've had a bit of a man crush on him since his turn as the scripture-quoting sniper in Saving Private DAMON!! He also played a dirty hippie on Sliders.

Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (Ys7ss)

253

First we had drag queen Manning photo.

Second, we had Oprah and the penis dress.

Third, Ben in a robin get up.

Ace hates his readers.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (bEKsm)

254 Dogma was basically Affleck and Damon taking a giant shit on the Catholic Church.. Can't wait for their take on Islam.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (ZPrif)

255 Hollywood should just do a mash up of  The Secret Wars and Crisis on Infinite Earths and be done with superhero films forever.

That or do a Powerman and Iron Fist or Dr. Strange film.

That I would pay to see.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (hmUex)

256 Ben Affleck should spend eternity as Mike Brady in a dinner theater production of 'Bradys Go Hawaiian' in Hell.

Posted by: Superman, played by a guy with the last name Reeve(s) at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

257 Man, I really want Knights of Badassdom to be released at some point in time. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 10:01 PM (Gk3SS) THIS

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

258

@117 Seems weird to me that Batman would be in a Superman movie. Isn't Batman the bigger franchise these days?

---------------

 

DC wants to do the same thing that Marvel pulled off with Avengers.  DC's version is called the Justice League, and the core members of that group are Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.  They've been trying (and failing) to get a Wonder Woman movie out for a while now, but Superman and Batman now both look like guaranteed winners.  Since the Batman franchise is more or less on hiatus at the moment (due to DK Rises), sticking Batman into the Superman sequel is the fastest way for DC to move things along.

 

Posted by: junior at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (Quo7C)

259 and after a little Googling it seems Jason Statham has expressed interest in playing Matt Murdock/Daredevil


and Affleck will not be Batman, even in cameo-- he says he's played a superhero once and thus is 'inoculated' (his word) from playing a superhero again

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (8sCoq)

260 MATT DAMON!!! What about MATT F'N DAMON?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (xGDj+)

261 jewells, how's your mom doing?

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

262 Kilt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (xDfWx)

263 I've always been a fan of Dogma.

I do enjoy the ending wrt to Affleck and Damon.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 06:02 PM (hO8IJ)

264 Man, I really want Knights of Badassdom to be released at some point in time. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 10:01 PM (Gk3SS) Me too. I thought I was the only one that saw that trailer!

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 06:02 PM (dKV5k)

265 I do enjoy the ending wrt to Affleck and Damon. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 10:02 PM (hO8IJ) Lmao. Yup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

266 A Batman & Robin palate cleanser, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnUBLJGGf0 ... courtesy, Frank Gorshin ...

Posted by: The Riddler at August 22, 2013 06:03 PM (FlRtG)

267 Me too. I thought I was the only one that saw that trailer! Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 10:02 PM (dKV5k) No fucking way. That shit looks awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

268 I want a MoonKnight movie.And with that,I'm out,

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 06:04 PM (9XBK2)

269 First we had drag queen Manning photo. Second, we had Oprah and the penis dress. Third, Ben in a robin get up. Ace hates his readers. Posted by: Mallamutt at August 22, 2013 10:01 PM (bEKsm) Just need an artists depiction of Christina Hendricks pole dancing scene.

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 06:04 PM (dKV5k)

270 Dazed and Confused was Affleck's peak. Such a great movie.

Posted by: brak at August 22, 2013 06:04 PM (RBQss)

271
Foster Brooks is on his way to help the kids with GhostShark.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:04 PM (uX+Qq)

272 Just need an artists depiction of Christina Hendricks pole dancing scene. Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 10:04 PM (dKV5k) There we go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

273 Peaches.. had dinner with her tonight at the re-hab place. It was a hoot. Old ladies are hilarious and I say this only because I am not too far from being one myself. She is doing a little better mobility wise.. and better spirits

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (u25eL)

274

I've always thought of us as like a potted plant that Ace has, but doesn't quite remember where or how he acquired it.

 

Sorta like the Ficus I had in college.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (6Pg8r)

275 >>Christian Bale owns the part. I really did not like Christian Bale as Batman. The transformation into Batman looked way too much just like that for me, a transformation. I do not understand why I needed to spend the entire movie thinking "what the hell did he just say" every time he put on the damn mask. English shouldn't be that hard for a native English speaker.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (g1DWB)

276 267 CDR M,

M you have a rare gift for quick balance...

must come from being a multi-engine jet jock sir...

I need help I've been stuck in Bobby Kennedy vocal mode for days...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (A4hKL)

277 Maybe they can cast Janeane Garofalo as Cat Woman

Posted by: Adam West at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (Pr6hk)

278 Jim Carrey has the right chin.

Just sayin'

Posted by: sunflower at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (SJOJJ)

279 Right...and the fucking Batmobile will probably be a hybrid.

Way to do the fans a solid. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (VZSHr)

280 It can't be as bad as Clooney's Batman and Robin. Can't. Be.

Can it?

Affleck. :spits:

If this doesn't bring SMOD down upon us, I don't know what will.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (tIcJF)

281 That little girl who plays Aryanna in Game of Thrones would make a better Batman than Affleck

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (M/TDA)

282 and after a little Googling it seems Jason Statham has expressed interest in playing Matt Murdock/Daredevil


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex. 


Noooooo, don't smoke stupid guy!   Don't do it!   The shark will eat you!


Also, Ava needs to be back in a bikini soon. 


Arrrrggghhh!   Creepy museum guy is creepy.   Wtf, now it's Roanoke too?

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

283 Is this a suitable palette cleanser?
http://tinyurl.com/nxr79t9

Or maybe this?
http://tinyurl.com/mlhch3c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (xDfWx)

284 191 180 True but Marvel has done a great job for the most part.The Avengers in particular had the vibe right. Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 09:52 PM (9XBK2) Favreau set the tone for the franchise with Iron Man because the Hulk movies kinda sucked.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asking the tough questions at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (BXLPR)

285 It would actually not be that hard to come up with a good Justice League arc and story for a movie. Unless you're in intellectually-inbred Hollywood, in which case it's almost impossible. Even the MMO "DC Universe Online" came up with a dramatic and somewhat unusual concept (kind of game oriented and not so much movie) that got your attention, and had some emotional hooks regarding the main characters. Part of the problem is the death spiral of creativity in the comic world. It's still there, but, you know, spiraling. Iron Man was kind of Marvel's key, partly because of the middle finger it gave to some core Hollywood ideas, that got the audience riled up. Would have been better with more middle fingers, but you have to start small sometimes. 3 would have been better with the villain you thought it was going to have.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (qyfb5)

286 Can't wait for their take on Islam. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 22, 2013 10:01 PM (ZPrif) They donÂ’t have the balls to do that to Islam!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (z4WKX)

287 soothsayer: "Daniel Craig or Jason Statham should be Batman."

Craig would make a great choice if he could lighten it up a bit in the Bruce Wayne role. He could carry the Christian Bale vibe easily into the next Batman phase.

No one is topping Heath Ledger's Joker, though. Best. Villain. Ever.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 06:06 PM (eHIJJ)

288

and Affleck will not be Batman, even in cameo-- he says he's played a superhero once and thus is 'inoculated' (his word) from playing a superhero again

-------------

 

You should try reading the link.  It'll disabuse you of your outdated information.

 

Posted by: junior at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (Quo7C)

289 I've always been a fan of Dogma. BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)

Why does anyone like that movie? For something that is supposed to be a comedy critical of religion it has more long winded sermons than a year of masses.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (qzWDd)

290 That's great news, jewells, you were breakin' my heart the other day.  So glad to hear things are looking up a bit for you both.  And, speaking for old ladies everywhere, hilarious is all you've got after a certain age, never too soon to start honing that particular skill!! 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

291 They're going to take every fucking dollar I saved serving my country. The JAG told me I'm fucked." Transfer all of it to you because he "owed you money" and declare bankruptcy?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (l5eDX)

292 In person, seems like a nice guy but pretty much a slightly above average looking guy who has perfected the sheepish grin. Yea, he knows that's his look.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 09:58 PM (g1DWB)


"...slightly above average loo-...."

HAA HA HA HAAA

Okay. You can get away with saying that, but I'm not saying why.

Posted by: lauraw at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (yGblt)

293 Gentlemen UNLEASH THE CANOE REEVES!

Keanu to central casting.....

Ka-new-new to central casting

Posted by: sven10077 at August 22, 2013 06:07 PM (A4hKL)

294 BATMAN NEEDS A LOZENGE!!!

Posted by: Batman at August 22, 2013 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

295 Oh sweet Jesus, NO. NO!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 22, 2013 06:08 PM (CA2NO)

296 279 Damn auto correct. Arya.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:08 PM (M/TDA)

297 And now the lighthouse keeper has the grimoire...   made the dude must be hard up for dates if he has to resurrect them...  or he is Filner in disguise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:09 PM (xDfWx)

298 You should try reading the link. It'll disabuse you of your outdated information.

Posted by: junior at August 22, 2013 10:07 PM (Quo7C)


don't get snippy with us, junior . . . and, whoa, you are not on the lawn, are you? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

299
holy crap, the fire sprinkler went off, whatever will they do?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:09 PM (uX+Qq)

300 People I'd rather see as Batman: 5. Jackie Mason 4. Hayden Christensen 3. That guy in "The Room" 2. Rob Schneider 1. Zombie Slim Pickens

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 22, 2013 06:10 PM (5J54Q)

301 The motherfucker has a less expressive face than Buster Keaton.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 22, 2013 06:10 PM (WMsq+)

302 At least it's not MATT DAMON

Posted by: Pretty, Pretty Princess Lauren at August 22, 2013 06:10 PM (ELdpj)

303 250 215 Honestly--I think Barry Pepper would be a better choice for Batman than most current actors. But I've had a bit of a man crush on him since his turn as the scripture-quoting sniper in Saving Private DAMON!! He also played a dirty hippie on Sliders. Posted by: wooga at August 22, 2013 10:01 PM (Ys7ss) He also played Dale Earnhardt, Sr. in "3", so doing Batman would be a step down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac holding up 3 fingers at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (BXLPR)

304
Creepy museum guy gets it,  oh and now black athlete kid trips on...nothing and racist ghostshark chows down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (uX+Qq)

305 285 Damn stupid way he died.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (M/TDA)

306 Just so I'm understanding this, anything that Ghost Shark eats becomes ghostified?

Because otherwise it should be leaving parts every time it enters a puddle.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (hO9ad)

307 This is Camembert ripe, as for Ghost Shark. . .

Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (Jsiw/)

308 Wow.  That water level is rising quickly.


Knights of Badassdom trailer - http://youtu.be/DrhsoDNWf8E


Noooooooooooooooooooooo Cameron!  

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:11 PM (Gk3SS)

309 Doesn't bother me. But then, I don't feed the leftist machine by going to the movies.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 22, 2013 06:12 PM (J+V/o)

310 Oh Guy Mohawk you were asking about Heroes of Cosplay  Posted this on previous thread when the new one rose from its water grave to menace us all like a ghost shark.

The first two episodes. Lots of drama, panic, and claws.

OMG Victoria should be drop kicked. First episode her embroidery machine breaks, her boyfriend stays behind to get that done, she goes to the con, Friday night gets hammered in her MLP costume, wakes up late Saturday with hangover, picks up package from BF that arrived that morning while she still slept, and then she missed the costume contest because she was still sewing embroidery on.

Second episode her boyfriend wires up her Tron dress for lights. At Emerald Con Yaya Han, a judge, asks her Friday night at coffee shop how much help Jiyo - the boyfriend - did so she tells Yaya he pretty much did everything. Then Saturday night in her light up Quorra Tron dress Yaya asks how much did she do on it. Victoria adits to doing a little bit of work but never mentions Jiyo's help. Stupid girl lied on the stage. She no win any awards.

It other words its like watching a train wreck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:13 PM (xDfWx)

311 Dogma is just dumb. It's an annoying 15 year old who just discovered that religious people are hypocrites. Yeah, genius.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 22, 2013 06:13 PM (ZPrif)

312
People parts apparently go into ghostshark's tummy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:13 PM (uX+Qq)

313 Just as long as Ben focuses on fighting the evil corporations, the franchise should be fine.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:14 PM (qRasw)

314 I cantÂ’ believe this- An 89 Year Old WWII Veteran was beaten by two black teens & left for dead! Developing on Drudge!! MFers! They should get the death penalty!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:14 PM (z4WKX)

315 312 Washington still has one.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:15 PM (M/TDA)

316 >You should try reading the link. It'll disabuse you of your outdated information.


watch your mouth kid

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 22, 2013 06:15 PM (8sCoq)

317
Heh, Anna, I didn't even know it had started yet, but it looks like some interesting cleavage and crazybrains.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:15 PM (uX+Qq)

318 If you put a bag over his head, and dubbed over his voice, it might work. His body is okay.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 06:15 PM (IXrOn)

319 lauraw- If you still have my email can you ping me please.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (g1DWB)

320 Yeah Peaches.. hell I was breaking my own heart the other night. I am cautiously optimistic right now. She looks better, moving better but still really slow. I took in her cat tonight..oh God..my poor husband.. he doesn't like cats

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (u25eL)

321 Omg.   They found a way to beat Ian Ziering and the chain saw.


*wheezes more*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (Gk3SS)

322
Watercooler death.  Split in half!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (uX+Qq)

323 I care exactly as much about who plays Batman as I do waout what breed of intestinal worm eats AG Holder's guts.

Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (VbTKR)

324 Okay  Ghost Shark just crashed a meeting in a very bloody way.  Someone had a splitting headache no less.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:16 PM (xDfWx)

325 Jane, What happened? What phone scam?

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)

326 Chelsea Manning side boob!!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 22, 2013 06:17 PM (edmTQ)

327 I took in her cat tonight..oh God..my poor husband.. he doesn't like cats

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 10:16 PM (u25eL)


Oh, bless you, jewells.  I'm sure your husband will come around.  I didn't "like cats" until I got one and then I was all, whoa, cats, they are the coolest, and I've had them ever since.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

328 Courtney Love could play Chelsea Manning in the movie.

Posted by: madtechie at August 22, 2013 06:18 PM (Sp5D+)

329

You guys are all missing the point of Dogma.

Selma Hayek in a Catholic Schoolgirl Uniform.  That was the whole point.  

Maura Tierney in her panties is pure icing...really, more  than I can ask of any Hollywood movie.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:19 PM (6Pg8r)

330 Guy, only two episodes so far.  Feel sorry for Jesse, the only guy who goes really into building complex armor.  And so far he is 0 for 2 in wins.  First episode he got beat with Galactus of the auto glosscoat paints.  Second one got beat by a monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:19 PM (xDfWx)

331 Am I missing Ghost Shark? Why wasn't i informed of this? I'm looking at you ATC.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:19 PM (qRasw)

332 Knights of Badassdom trailer - http://youtu.be/DrhsoDNWf8E Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 10:11 PM (Gk3SS) Mmmmm....Summer Glau

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

333 OMG Victoria should be drop kicked.

Is there a reason she didn't just finish the Lulu outfit for the second episode?

I ask because Lulu, is, um, the greatest black mage ever (aside from Vivi)

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:19 PM (hO9ad)

334 Yes Jane tell us what happened We can make him who,e again.

Posted by: Sunny at August 22, 2013 06:20 PM (Xnxty)

335 Courtney Love could play Chelsea Manning in the movie.

Posted by: madtechie at August 22, 2013 10:18 PM (Sp5D+)


Or Ben Affleck . . . just sayin'.  The man has incredible range. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

336 I cantÂ’ believe this- An 89 Year Old WWII Veteran was beaten by two black teens & left for dead! Developing on Drudge!!

MFers! They should get the death penalty!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 10:14 PM (z4WKX)


I doubt it was even a beating. He was 89. One good hit and a hard fall would be enough. Figure on Knock Out Game coming up soon.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:20 PM (qzWDd)

337 Am I missing Ghost Shark? Why wasn't i informed of this? I'm looking at you ATC.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 10:19 PM (qRasw)


Dude.   Do not blame me.   I have been yammering away about this for two threads now. 


Wannabe JGL is growing on me. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

338 Dude.

Short part for those kids.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:21 PM (hO9ad)

339 THAT. JUST HAPPENED.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:21 PM (qRasw)

340 You know who would make a really good Batman? Helen Mirren. She's got the acting chops and would have great chemistry with Michael Caine.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:21 PM (M/TDA)

341
Fire hydrant shark stopped by truck.  Still eats little gangsters!!!!

GhostShark > Sharknado

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:21 PM (uX+Qq)

342 Because Methos, to be 'elite' in the cosplay world of the never-ending cons, you MUST have at least one new costume per con. 

Look at Yaya, she did a new costume for each of the cons.  I much prefer her as C.C. instead of the usual 14 year old girls, but still that was a new costume. 

Lulu was for that con and since Victoria royally screwed up she will probably never show that costume.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:22 PM (xDfWx)

343 JEM: "I care exactly as much about who plays Batman as I do waout what breed of intestinal worm eats AG Holder's guts."

How can you not care? Don't you want the worm with the most teeth, claws, digestive enzymes, toxins, and hate?

Are you sure you're American?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 06:23 PM (eHIJJ)

344 Okay Age of Dinosaurs looks promising.


I cannot believe they just ate the wee gangsters.   This is freaking awesome.  

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

345

Great. Just great. Oh, I know how to make it better:

 

Sarah Silverman as Wonder Woman,

 

Kunal Nayar as Aquaman,

 

Jake and Maggie Gylenhaal as the Wonder Twins,

 

and Jason Segel as Speed Buggy.

 

Wait, I may be mixing up my Saturday morning cartoons.

 

Coming soon: Lidsville, starring Liev Schreiber.

 

Gaaah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, feeling mired in a stupid nightmare at August 22, 2013 06:24 PM (6rcHp)

346 Maura Tierney in her panties is pure icing That was Linda Fiorentino, I believe.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

347 We actually had a cat years ago and he loved the little guy. We had to take him back to the shelter when he started peeing and pooping wherever he felt like. Took him to the vet and there was nothing wrong physically. Broke my heart to have to return him.. but they are a no kill shelter. Hope he found a good home. He was cool. His name was Bugsy.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 06:24 PM (u25eL)

348 I doubt it was even a beating. He was 89. One good hit and a hard fall would be enough. Figure on Knock Out Game coming up soon. Posted by: Rocks ----------------------------- "One good hit" is a beating, even on an 18 year old. I've put 'em to the pavement when I was that age, to someone that age. What exactly are you thinking?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 22, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

349 327 You guys are all missing the point of Dogma. Selma Hayek in a Catholic Schoolgirl Uniform. That was the whole point. Maura Tierney in her panties is pure icing...really, more than I can ask of any Hollywood movie. Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 10:19 PM (6Pg8r) Never forget Alan Rickman as the Angel who was 'as anatomically correct as a Ken doll' Wait...how about Alan Rickman as Batman. Seriously, Snape had many bat-like qualities.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at August 22, 2013 06:24 PM (fzFF6)

350

>>> Age of Dinosaurs looks promising.

 

 

It's amazing how little Serena and Venus look like their father, Treat.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:25 PM (6Pg8r)

351 The SYFY Channel is performing 56th trimester abortions.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:25 PM (qRasw)

352 Rangel: 'No reason why a young person should have to pay for college education'http://tinyurl.com/lyy39pc

Is this the prelude to "you have a right to a college education"?

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (/b8+5)

353 Oh for fuck's sake, Charlie Sheen wasn't available?

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (KIHQS)

354 ah, jeez, jewells, my neighbor just went through that last year.  had this DARLING baby kitten who I adored (I cat-sat a few times), but she would just piss everywhere.  he finally had to take her to a no-kill shelter and pay them.  broke everyone's heart, she was so amazing.  nothing wrong, just pissed on everything, bed, laundry basket, couch, chairs, you name it.  he eventually had about 4 litter boxes (some purchased by me), it didn't help.

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

355 He needs to stay BEHIND the camera. What a nightmare.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (X4HxX)

356 Rickman would make a good villain. He's done it before.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)

357 BTW, this is why people need to carry guns:

"Teen sentenced to 18 months for deadly "knockout game" beating conviction"

in Syracuse NY. He got 18 months for killing a guy. 18 months. He'll be out of jail before his 18th birthday.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (qzWDd)

358 hhmmm

Knights of Badassdom

So where is Dungeon Master and Uni?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:26 PM (xDfWx)

359 Bored now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 06:27 PM (qyfb5)

360 What's up with Black Quint?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:27 PM (6Pg8r)

361 Ace is just fucking with us now.

Posted by: dogfish at August 22, 2013 06:27 PM (nsOJa)

362
We'll see what happens in the end but this may be the best shark movie evah.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:27 PM (uX+Qq)

363 I still haven't seen the Batman with Darth Vader in it... or Bain Capital, or whatever his name was.

I believe they are not making these movies for people like me.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 06:27 PM (BeSEI)

364 Yeah, these knockout game savages need to fucking hung.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 22, 2013 06:28 PM (ZPrif)

365 in Syracuse NY. He got 18 months for killing a guy. 18 months. He'll be out of jail before his 18th birthday.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 10:26 PM (qzWDd)


holy shit, Rocks. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

366 Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 10:20 PM (qzWDd) The man died. If one could just knock him out with a punch, why did it take two youts?

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:28 PM (z4WKX)

367 What's up with Black Quint? Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 10:27 PM (6Pg8r)


Ghost shark ate his kid.  

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)

368 Is that the dude from that courtroom show I never watched?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:28 PM (qRasw)

369 What exactly is the knock out game?

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (doBIb)

370 What exactly are you thinking?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 22, 2013 10:24 PM (4Mv1T)


Most people think of a beating as multiple blows. Not how much damage is inflicted. This is murder no many how many blows it was.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (qzWDd)

371 ... good heavens, Great Scott and good gravy ... Brando and Steiger as Batman & Robin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-YX4d2s0xs

Posted by: The Riddler at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (FlRtG)

372

Ghost shark ate his kid.

 

Thanks for catching me up.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (6Pg8r)

373 Now that the initial laughter has worn off, I'm kind of surprised they cast a white guy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (hO8IJ)

374 That lighthouse is like 8 feet high!?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:29 PM (6Pg8r)

375 Garret, it's only a model.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:30 PM (xDfWx)

376 Posted by: garrett

That's the ghost lighthouse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:30 PM (qRasw)

377 Now that the initial laughter has worn off, I'm kind of surprised they cast a white guy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 10:29 PM (hO8IJ)


And, we have a threadwinner!!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

378 Buh-bye, copper

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:30 PM (hO9ad)

379 In other entertainment news..Duck Dynasty beats the competition again.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (M/TDA)

380
You can't kill a ghost with a gun, dude.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (uX+Qq)

381 Peaches.. just like humans.. some animals are just fucked up. Poor kitty.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (u25eL)

382 89 year old was discovered by a security guard. article says he was beaten

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (SMsaO)

383 The story about the WWII vet who got killed by the two feral yoots just pisses me right off.  I am spitting nails.  I can't be the only one here who feels about ready to snap..... because I am about ready to snap.  I cannot stand the thought of another 3 years of this regime and all the bad shit that comes with it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (jucos)

384 You'd think Black Quint would be a better shot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (qRasw)

385 Dude, do not use the head on the boat....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:31 PM (xDfWx)

386 Most people think of a beating as multiple blows. Not how much damage is inflicted. This is murder no many how many blows it was. Posted by: Rocks -------------------------------- We are on the same page. Sorry if I misread your post. A young man with a wide swing can do damage.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

387 lmao Heather!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (u25eL)

388 Death by toilet, Noooooooo

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (hO9ad)

389 Knock-out game:http://tinyurl.com/6jynarj

Also, Polar Bear Hunting" is a thing.

Posted by: HRH Princess Fuzzy Bunny a/k/a Lizzy at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (UrtRh)

390 *wheeze*

the legs

*wheeze*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)

391 WHAT??!!?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (qRasw)

392 I didn't read comments. BC, if you're here, check your mail. Can't do it.

Posted by: L, elle at August 22, 2013 06:32 PM (fR6i8)

393
get out there chick!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (uX+Qq)

394 Rocks, is “knockout” some kind of thug game?

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (z4WKX)

395

Crossbow Bolt.

That's how you kill a fuckin' ghost shark!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (6Pg8r)

396 Apparently ghost shark likes titties.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (qRasw)

397 The man died. If one could just knock him out with a punch, why did it take two youts?

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 10:28 PM (z4WKX)


It just says the 2 punks attacked him. It not specific they both beat him. But it could be both beat him. In the knockout game they will often kick the guy in the head once he's down.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (qzWDd)

398 Magic missile works

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (xDfWx)

399 Rocks@355,

Guns and vigilante posses.

That was not justice. If Justice won't do, then Vengeance will have to.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (eHIJJ)

400 @381. Right there with you, brother. Something horrible is about to happen...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, feeling mired in a stupid nightmare at August 22, 2013 06:33 PM (6rcHp)

401 Oh.   That's not good. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:34 PM (Gk3SS)

402
Ghost Shark dies via arrow to the snout? 

No.  Foster Brooks just lost a couple of fingers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:34 PM (uX+Qq)

403 Hollywood executives pitching the Batman project to Ben Affleck:

"I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people."

Posted by: The Q at August 22, 2013 06:34 PM (rahQh)

404 of course, this is nothing compared to Oprahs suffering

Posted by: thunderb at August 22, 2013 06:34 PM (SMsaO)

405 Well Ghost shark lacks a knee, so they had to improvise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:34 PM (xDfWx)

406 BC, if you're here, check your mail. Can't do it. Posted by: L, elle at August 22, 2013 10:32 PM (fR6i Checking......oh ffs. *sigh* I'll deal with it. Don't know how, but I will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

407 Rocks, is “knockout” some kind of thug game?

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 10:33 PM (z4WKX)


Knockout, also known as the knockout game and knockout king, is a violent activity played by teenagers in which they attack an innocent pedestrian in an attempt to knock him or her unconscious with one punch. The game can result in serious injuries or death for its victims and corresponding criminal charges for those playing it.


from Wiki

What they don't mention is this game is almost exclusively played by blacks.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 06:35 PM (qzWDd)

408 >>"56 Rosanne Barr as Inspector Gordon!."

That's *Commissioner* Gordon, you chucklehead.

Affleck as Batman?  Well, I suppose it's better than Ed Begley Jr.

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at August 22, 2013 06:35 PM (Q1DS+)

409

No. Foster Brooks just lost a couple of fingers...

 

of bourbon?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, feeling mired in a stupid nightmare at August 22, 2013 06:35 PM (6rcHp)

410 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 22, 2013 10:31 PM (jucos)

Truck, you know I have always agreed with every word that came out of your fingers, but it ain't like this is all gonna get any better when Preznit Cankles comes in . . . it's a dark ride, it's gonna stay that way, unless we find a way to let it burn.

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

411 Yikes. Well, at least Val Kilmer and George Clooney no longer have to feel quite so ashamed at vying to be the shittiest Batman.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 22, 2013 06:36 PM (YOZSv)

412 Apparently ghost shark likes titties.

Ghost Shark is a moron?

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 06:36 PM (hO9ad)

413 "Sweet Meteor of Death, why do you tarry?"

I'm beginning to wonder about that too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 06:36 PM (aDwsi)

414
*writes letter, demanding Ghost Shark II, the Deathly Shallows*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2013 06:36 PM (uX+Qq)

415 How much defense does one have against a complete surprise attack, re: the knockout game? That's horrible. Those punks ought to be thrown into a wood chipper feet first.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:37 PM (doBIb)

416 So do we get a Midnight Edition of the ONT this fine Thursday night?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 22, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T)

417 because I am about ready to snap. I cannot stand the thought of another 3 years of this regime and all the bad shit that comes with it. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 22, 2013 10:31 PM (jucos) IÂ’m with you Truck Monkey! The SCOAMF has made race relations worse because he is a baiter!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:37 PM (z4WKX)

418 Al Gore and Alec Baldwin should fight to the death to play Penguin. Or just fight to the death.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 22, 2013 06:37 PM (YOZSv)

419 Oh. My. God. "Paula Deen SHOOTS Trayvon Martin' in new SVU that wraps both scandals into one controversial episode... and Cybill Shepard plays gun-wielding TV chef" Link in.sig to article

Posted by: Pretty, Pretty Princess Lauren at August 22, 2013 06:37 PM (ELdpj)

420 Ad me to the very long list of people who won't be watching that one, but I say that about almost everything Hollyweird does these  days.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 22, 2013 06:38 PM (kxSZr)

421 CarolT: "Rocks, is 'knockout' some kind of thug game?"

Yes. Fuckin' punks surround some random person and one steps up and cold-cocks the victim in the head , the goal being to knock someone unconscious in one blow. Cowardly fucking punks gang up ONE target by himself and assault him out of the blue.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 06:38 PM (eHIJJ)

422 where the fuck is the ONT?  did the cobs join a union or something?  srsly, you guys . . .  I need to go review the terms of my platinum membership and send a sternly worded memo to customer service . . . brb

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

423 "The rules of Knockout King are straightforward, according to Jason and other former players interviewed for this article. A lead attacker is chosen from among a group of boys, usually young adolescents. Next a target is picked out. Then the attacker either charges the unsuspecting victim or motions for his attention. When the target turns or lifts his head, the attacker strikes. If the victim is felled by the punch, the group usually scatters. But if the target withstands the blow, other members of the group may follow up with their fists to finish the job. "Some people kick, but I ain't used to kick," says Jason. "I just punched."

Much more....http://tinyurl.com/peung4w

Posted by: HRH Princess Fuzzy Bunny a/k/a Lizzy at August 22, 2013 06:39 PM (UrtRh)

424 Wait a minute, I know the perfect first attack for the sequel movie.

Dark theater.  Its a cheesey glittering vampire movie up on the screen.  And Tara is getting snuggly with her movie boyfriend.  And as they swap salivia....

Ghost Shark leaps out of the 64oz soda and starts chomping.  Then jumps to another soda and another.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:39 PM (xDfWx)

425 A Batman, a can, and a chunk of liver?

Posted by: Batman at August 22, 2013 06:40 PM (MMC8r)

426 Wait a minute, I know the perfect first attack for the sequel movie.

Dark theater. Its a cheesey glittering vampire movie up on the screen. And Tara is getting snuggly with her movie boyfriend. And as they swap salivia....

Ghost Shark leaps out of the 64oz soda and starts chomping. Then jumps to another soda and another.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 10:39 PM (xDfWx)


That.   Is.  Awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:40 PM (Gk3SS)

427 SMOD to play knockout game with Earth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 22, 2013 06:40 PM (dV+aN)

428 Wow Lauren, how low can they go?  Don't answer that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 06:41 PM (xDfWx)

429 Can the Ghost Shark attack through toilets?

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

430 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 22, 2013 10:38 PM (eHIJJ) Thank you. I say the word a lot but I donÂ’t usually type it but I hope that the two youts that killed the 89 year old WWII vet get the shit kicked out of them in jail!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:41 PM (z4WKX)

431

ItÂ’s summer.  ThereÂ’s a rule somewhere that viruses are only supposed to hit in the winter.  Unfortunately, last week Jim crossed paths with a renegade summer virus.  And itÂ’s a bad one.  After battling fevers for a week and getting worse, he is on his way to the hospital.

Please say an extra prayer for Jim.  HeÂ’s really sick.

http://tinyurl.com/l868juc

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 06:42 PM (/b8+5)

432 L,Elle if you're still around, I'm waiting to hear from Maet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

433 from WikiWhat they don't mention is this game is almost exclusively played by blacks.

Posted by: Rocks at August 22, 2013 10:35 PM (qzWDd)

__________________

Pointing that out is RAYCISSSSSSSSST dude.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 22, 2013 06:42 PM (jucos)

434 430 Can the Ghost Shark attack through toilets?

Posted by: EC


It's ghost shark, what do you think?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:43 PM (qRasw)

435 How convenient. The FBI does not track incidents related to knockout king.

Posted by: CDR M at August 22, 2013 06:43 PM (dKV5k)

436 Can the Ghost Shark attack through toilets?

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 10:41 PM (doBIb)


Can and did.  


Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 22, 2013 06:43 PM (Gk3SS)

437 ONT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 22, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

438 Truck Monkey, Rocks, I donÂ’t know why but I guessed that the game was exclusive to one group of people. Young blacks. IÂ’m a racist for saying black? I donÂ’t care.

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 06:44 PM (z4WKX)

439 IÂ’m with you Truck Monkey! The SCOAMF has made race relations worse because he is a baiter!

Posted by: CarolT at August 22, 2013 10:37 PM (z4WKX)
____________________________

Not just a regular baiter either.  Teh JEF is a Master baiter.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 22, 2013 06:45 PM (jucos)

440 Get outta there Bull!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2013 06:46 PM (qRasw)

441 "Paula Deen SHOOTS Trayvon Martin' in new SVU that wraps both scandals into one controversial episode... and Cybill Shepard plays gun-wielding TV chef" Posted by: Pretty, Pretty Princess Lauren at August 22, 2013 10:37 PM (ELdpj) I pretty much hope *everyone involved* sues them. I hope they sue themselves. And then we need a frank national discussion on inciting racial hatred.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 22, 2013 06:47 PM (qyfb5)

442 Good. As long as he keeps playing in films I won't see

Posted by: UWP at August 22, 2013 06:50 PM (vj51i)

443 Patton Oswalt was unavailable?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at August 22, 2013 06:52 PM (29vnO)

444 Daredevil was fine! And the director's cut fixed the plot holes in the cinematic version.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 22, 2013 06:58 PM (83xuc)

445 What a corney picture of Governor Crispy
http://tinyurl.com/kevr39x

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 07:24 PM (/b8+5)

446 This is delightful news!

I will now go back to flogging myself until I go unconscious.  It helps pass the time.

Posted by: cranky-d at August 22, 2013 07:28 PM (tGveo)

447 Oh, thank God! When I saw the headline, I thought maybe those bastards had found some way to commit suicide by amnesty after all.

I actually think Ben Affleck's okay, for a liberal douchebag. I can see him as Batman.

I'll shut up and go phuck myself now.

Posted by: Kensington at August 22, 2013 10:34 PM (uaEZS)

448 "Now that the initial laughter has worn off, I'm kind of surprised they cast a white guy."
==========

I'm kind of surprised they didn't cast a tranny.

Wait, Affleck probably counts for that.

Posted by: Kensington at August 22, 2013 10:36 PM (uaEZS)

449 Thread needs more 'fuck'.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 23, 2013 03:54 AM (4p5/2)

450 Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy will forever be the pinnacle of any comic-book based movies.  Nothing will ever come close.

And I don't care what anyone says, those three movies are distinctly conservative.

Posted by: McAdams at August 23, 2013 08:36 AM (7OXWc)

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