April 06, 2013

For Your Bidding Pleasure (Niedermeyer's Dead Horse)
— Open Blogger

If you happen to be in the Jacksonville area , and are in the mood for a luxury car or some bling, the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office would like to speak to you.

For a real giggle, check out photos 19-21 and tell me that drug dealers aren't the sensitive type.

Note: Does anyone else think these prices might be a TAD bit high?

Oh, and Open Thread.

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Posted by: Rod from Rotterdam at April 06, 2013 01:45 PM (Dll6b)

2 FIRST? commonsense sodomy for the childrens will prevent gunviolences!!

Posted by: OK, ThankYouGoodBye, poolside at caligrump's 5150 resort at April 06, 2013 01:46 PM (he33V)

3 NEXT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 01:50 PM (yh0zB)

4 Terrific. I have a younger relative who would LOVE to have the Lamborghini when he grows up. He's 6. I wonder if they have a layaway plan  . . . ?

Posted by: dissent555 at April 06, 2013 01:52 PM (yR6A1)

5

70k for a Gallardo? 

Pretty good deal.

 

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2013 01:52 PM (Rx84U)

6 ET jewelry?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 01:52 PM (yh0zB)

7 Hah, a flexible cross for someone with flexible morals.

Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2013 01:54 PM (bAGA/)

8 ET jewelry? **** A matched set, no less!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 01:54 PM (piMMO)

9 Hah, a flexible cross for someone with flexible morals. *** I can't help but notice how much the thugs loves them some crosses.... and 10k gold.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 01:55 PM (piMMO)

10 2 FIRST? commonsense sodomy for the childrens will prevent gunviolences!! Posted by: OK, ThankYouGoodBye, poolside at caligrump's 5150 resort at April 06, 2013 05:46 PM (he33V) *le sigh* If that was only satire. But, nooooooo........ It's government policy, championed by the eDucaTeD eLiteS!!!!11!!!! and queer gardens, too. at skoolz, ya know. And, your chillins are community property, wInGnuTz!!!1111 They belong us. Almost 93% of black poverty involves unmarriedz blackz folkz. So, success!!!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 06, 2013 01:56 PM (7dK8S)

11 The Lambo doesn't seem like a bad price, with only 12K miles on it.  But the 2006 truck thing with 111,000 for 15,000 bucks?  Hullo!!!  Why is the far lower mileage Beemer only 10,000?

And the jewelry is absolutely cringeworthy!  Most of it 10 karat, which is cheap junk.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 01:59 PM (8lmkt)

12 Maybe they are hoping that the high prices will attract more drug dealers. I can't imagine any other person those items would bring in.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2013 02:00 PM (U+O64)

13 Maybe they are hoping that the high prices will attract more drug dealers. I can't imagine any other person those items would bring in.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2013 06:00 PM (U+O64)



It is JSO.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 02:01 PM (yh0zB)

14 Do those cars even run or are they just shells?

Posted by: EC at April 06, 2013 02:05 PM (doBIb)

15 Yes, the prices are high. #24, a 165g 14k bracelet, has a gold value of about $4900 -- they have a minimum bid of  $8,025.
 
One of those scrap gold dealer places would offer you around $2500 for it, if that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2013 02:05 PM (cHZB7)

16 NDH, that is some funny shit right there. where do they buy their jewelry, like, originally?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 02:06 PM (qPCAa)

17 You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!
-Bryan 4:12

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 02:06 PM (QTHTd)

18

5
70k for a Gallardo?
Pretty good deal.

 

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Off of a dealer's lot...yeah.

But this is a Sheriff's Sale.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:06 PM (5kUwW)

19 I'm guessing the ET stuff came from a DMT dealer.

Posted by: chicken mama at April 06, 2013 02:06 PM (rIMv6)

20 I am declaring this the Louisville-Wichita semi-final thread.  Since that seems to be our only option. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 02:08 PM (8lmkt)

21 The  '06  F - 250  King  Ranch  is  made  out  of  weed! 

Posted by: Cheech's Chong at April 06, 2013 02:08 PM (wIgpo)

22

11...Why is the far lower mileage Beemer only 10,000?

 

Well, they tried really hard to get all those blood stains out of the trunk...but the dead-body smell is still there.


 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:08 PM (5kUwW)

23 In regards to the Gang of Eight and their desire not to have hearings--if Congress is not to be a deliberative body, but simply one where prepackaged bills are put up for votes,then why not do away with Senators and Congressmen entirely--and their supposed superior powers of discernment, which can't apparently be trusted enough to have hearings--- and just go to a pure demos as in Ancient Athens: decisions made by direct votes of the people themselves? The technology now exists for this, and would reduce the effect of party--a supposed evil of our time. If Congress cannot have hearings to delve deeper into issues, but simply defers thinking and framing to a handful of "elects", why have a Congress at all? Can not the people do these final up or down votes also, just as easily, and cheaper? So it would seem.

Posted by: Redefine the fight at April 06, 2013 02:09 PM (6nUUH)

24 where do they buy their jewelry, like, originally? *** No freaking clue but I bet the jeweler LHAO when they weren't looking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:10 PM (piMMO)

25 Ron Baker is ridiculously adorable.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 02:10 PM (8lmkt)

26 Wonder what ET's teef look like .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2013 02:10 PM (TQOZk)

27 OH THANK GOODNESS. New Grimm episode on hulu. I may be able to get over the rat incident by the end of today.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 02:10 PM (qPCAa)

28 Would you really want to drive any of those cars across a border checkpoint?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 02:10 PM (OQpzc)

29 I may be able to get over the rat incident by the end of today.

I still think it was a rodent mob hit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 02:11 PM (QTHTd)

30 On second thought , the ink otta be epic .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2013 02:11 PM (TQOZk)

31

 

Yeah, NDH...those minimum bid prices are a tad high, for a cash-only-sold-as-is-buyer-beware type of auction.

 

Stuff that doesn't sell at a Sheriff's Sale, is often sold off later...quietly, to the highest bidder at the time.

IYKYIM.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:13 PM (5kUwW)

32 Stuff that doesn't sell at a Sheriff's Sale, is often sold off later...quietly, to the highest bidder at the time. IYKYIM. *** SOMEONE will eventually get a great deal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:14 PM (piMMO)

33 Bad news for Ace - major cheesesteak recall.
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/News_&_Events/Recall_025_2013_Expanded/index.asp

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 02:14 PM (QTHTd)

34 Wonder what ET's teef look like . *** And why aren't they on the auction block?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:15 PM (piMMO)

35 It's not "10-carat" gold, it's "10k" gold ... clearly completely different ... ... and cubic zirconia ... the new indicator of "Major Style ™". But ... no grills ... ???

Posted by: Arbalest at April 06, 2013 02:16 PM (a1S5f)

36 I still think it was a rodent mob hit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 06:11 PM (QTHTd)

 

Collaborator.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 02:16 PM (OQpzc)

37 Arrest me yellow Gallardo for $70k.  What if I offered $50k in $100s?  Would they accept the offer or arrest me?

#17 the joker bling...  not so sad?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 02:16 PM (7Tyhl)

38 No freaking clue but I bet the jeweler LHAO when they weren't looking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 06:10 PM (piMMO)


I'm pretty sure anybody who would buy that lame crap would not even realize they were being laughed at.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 02:17 PM (8lmkt)

39 Prison is not going to be kind to ET .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2013 02:17 PM (TQOZk)

40

28 Would you really want to drive any of those cars across a border checkpoint?

 

Or just...around town. 

Would you want to be mistaken for the guys who used to drive those?

They probably had a few enemies. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:17 PM (5kUwW)

41 With Gaylord Focker going after retirement accounts, investing in exotic cars might be a better retirement strategy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 02:19 PM (7Tyhl)

42 Haven't lived in J-ville since '97. Wonder if JT Butler is still good for opening up the engine like it was when I did.

Posted by: Lazarus at April 06, 2013 02:19 PM (q4ggw)

43 Any chance #5 might be rosary beads?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:20 PM (piMMO)

44 Maybe Kim Jong-un would like some of that stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2013 02:20 PM (Ra1Mj)

45 Haven't lived in J-ville since '97. Wonder if JT Butler is still good for opening up the engine like it was when I did. *** Lord no! It's bumper-to-bumper all the way to the beach.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:21 PM (piMMO)

46 Dude, would you write lot numbers in grease pencil on the fuckin' Mona Lisa? Don't scribble on a freakin Gallardo. I'm not even a big Lamborghini fan, but seriously, people, respect things that are nice. Vandal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 06, 2013 02:21 PM (bxiXv)

47 Haven't lived in J-ville since '97. Wonder if JT Butler is still good for opening up the engine like it was when I did.

Posted by: Lazarus at April 06, 2013 06:19 PM (q4ggw)



295 goes all the way around now. Didn't take JT Butler. Left there in '99 when they closed Cecil, but oldest daughter still lives there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 02:21 PM (yh0zB)

48 @40 Repaint and change the wheels at a minimum. In movies the bad guy or his gang always want the car back.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 02:21 PM (sOtz/)

49 Louisville better settle the fuck down, because Wichita is so far dominating this game.  Fun!!!  Srsly, am I the only one watching this?

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 02:21 PM (8lmkt)

50 His cellmate is gonna grab him by the ear and scream " squeal like ET did when the gubmint broke down the door ."

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2013 02:22 PM (TQOZk)

51 I was a little shocked looking around to see other Gallardos used for around $100k. I guess the economy *is* getting to everyone! Still a little high for my blood. Hmm, what is a 360CS going for?...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 06, 2013 02:23 PM (bxiXv)

52 I would take a yellow Gallardo, though. The wheels are atrocious, admittedly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 06, 2013 02:23 PM (bxiXv)

53 Our god-king should make all crime legal, that way the former criminal element is paying its fair share in taxes.

Once everything is illegal, nothing will actually be a crime, and thus it can be taxed.

This will provide emergency funding for in-vitro sexual re-assignment and drones coded for each citizen's personal brain implant.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at April 06, 2013 02:24 PM (Kw0EL)

54 His cellmate is gonna grab him by the ear and scream " squeal like ET did when the gubmint broke down the door ." *** that image makes me feel all warm inside.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:25 PM (piMMO)

55 As an addendum to the monologue--if all "representatives" do is vote yea or nay on bills introduced hours before that no one could possibly have time to read, why can't the citizenry itself do this? Why have representatives at all in that case, if only a handful actually impact things?

Posted by: Redefine the fight at April 06, 2013 02:26 PM (6nUUH)

56 42 Haven't lived in J-ville since '97. Wonder if JT Butler is still good for opening up the engine like it was when I did.

Posted by: Lazarus at April 06, 2013 06:19 PM (q4ggw)


The JTB ain't changed. I was there just a couple weeks ago. Beach Blvd is getting built up, though. And they finally extended 295 past Atlantic Blvd all the way down and now connects south of the Avenues Mall and across the Bridge to Orange Park.

Posted by: Trelawney Hope at April 06, 2013 02:26 PM (ylG8S)

57 There a wrap sheet on this guy ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 06, 2013 02:26 PM (TQOZk)

58

 

51...Hmm, what is a 360CS going for?

 

With or without bullet holes?

Does it matter if it was featured in a high-speed chase?

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:27 PM (5kUwW)

59 With or without bullet holes? Does it matter if it was featured in a high-speed chase? Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 06:27 PM (5kUwW) Without, and no, as long as nothing hit the Ferrari and it ended without a bang.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:30 PM (bxiXv)

60 Well I can see how this is going to go. Tweet. Foul, Wichita St. Tweet. Foul, Wichita St.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 02:31 PM (pQdNP)

61 Purchasing cars formerly owned by criminals seems like a really bad idea. Them, Their friends or enemies may see it and get the wrong idea or sumptin....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 06, 2013 02:31 PM (zzeVM)

62 Wow, twitter is faster than Drudge. FWI

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 06, 2013 02:32 PM (zzeVM)

63 @51 Probably more because Ferrari and special edition? Gallardo is less collectable maybe. Of course people got hammered on the 308s. Supercars do not all age well. Parts are all unobtanium priced. At least the Ford GT has a truck engine. Ditto Corvette and Viper.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 02:33 PM (sOtz/)

64 FWI, FYI whatever...

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 06, 2013 02:33 PM (zzeVM)

65 Well, Louisville has decided to show up at the game after all.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

66 Them, Their friends or enemies may see it and get the wrong idea or sumptin.... Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 06, 2013 06:31 PM (zzeVM) Change wheels, plates, take across country. Unless it's like a Koenigsegg, no one will ever know. Then again, starting to look like final bid prices might not even be worth it - the 70k is the lowest price I saw, but that's a starting bid. Also, some people are trying to pass off Modenas as Challenge Stradales. Seriously, is there *no* low to which people will not sink?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:35 PM (bxiXv)

67 Stuff that doesn't sell at a Sheriff's Sale, is often sold off later...quietly, to the highest bidder at the time. IYKYIM. *** SOMEONE will eventually get a great deal. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 06:14 PM (piMMO) Like the cops themselves. It's a common bit of corruption for cops to quietly buy seized cars at auction. Example: back in the 90s in Adelanto, CA, the PD used to confiscate cars for any reason they could come up with; expired registration, drugs, DUI, anyone with out of state plates, driving while looking like a sucker etc. The common scam was to quickly load up on storage fees so that the original owner wrote off the car, then the high ranking cops would buy the cars at auction (with just a few hours public notice) for pennies in order to resell, often over the border in Mexico to get around the CA DMV.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2013 02:35 PM (MBqvE)

68 The JTB ain't changed. I was there just a couple weeks ago. Beach Blvd is getting built up, though. And they finally extended 295 past Atlantic Blvd all the way down and now connects south of the Avenues Mall and across the Bridge to Orange Park. Posted by: Trelawney Hope at April 06, 2013 06:26 PM (ylG8S) I lived on Southside Blvd, just past Baymedows, so JTB was my go to for running out to Lynch's when the mood struck. Pleasant drive at night. Did they EVER get the road construction on 95 finished? That was a nightmare for me dropping my (now ex) wife of at work at the UNF hospital six days a week til I found a work around.

Posted by: Lazarus at April 06, 2013 02:35 PM (q4ggw)

69 BF   Barry   and   I   are   watching   the   games  today!   We're   taking   it   to   the   hole   during   the   half-times!   Mmmm - mmmm - mmm!

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 06, 2013 02:35 PM (wIgpo)

70 Vipers are getting *cheap*. Relatively speaking.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:36 PM (bxiXv)

71 #17 the joker bling... not so sad?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 06:16 PM (7Tyhl)


Yo, Anna. I found a Karmann Ghia clock for $30. It's the wrong clock, with the blade terminal, not the screw style, but it looks presentable. I figured I could eat the thirty bucks if you don't want it. Actually, if you don't want it, I'll service it, and make it work if possible, and eBay it.


I'm pleased. I got a full seat of seat covers for the '73 Super Beetle for $85.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 02:36 PM (/E9tT)

72 I been waiting on an open thread! This last week in DC, I finally saw a cop on a Segue! A pudgy cop. He was trying to navigate himself across a street, and pedestrians were just streaming around him, as he inched left...paused...inched right....paused....eased forward a foot or two...paused. It looked silly. To complete the comedic effect, they really need to outfit those bad boys with lights and sirens. Maybe equip the riders with flashing yellow strobe light special helmets. The Washington Monument is encased in scaffolding about half way up now. Still impressive as hell. DC is apparently booming. From the same high school where I found several spent 9mm shells, I counted 23 of those massive high rise cranes in the area. There are also lots of those Obama Stimulus signs plastered everywhere. The live fire demo was pretty damned cool. Sensors detected the gun shots, cameras in the area immediately zoomed in on the spot. Pretty impressive. This is a fun, interesting job, but heights are not something I've ever been really comfortable with. It's a challenge to access, and work at some of the properties, and the pucker factor when stepping across an open void, with nothing but air for six stories beneath you, pegged the 'what the fuck am I doing?' scale more than a few times.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 02:37 PM (eyJh9)

73 The common scam was to quickly load up on storage fees so that the original owner wrote off the car, Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2013 06:35 PM (MBqvE) Seen that happen. By the time they tell you where you can get the car, the storage fees are already so high you can't afford it. Then the car goes to auction.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:39 PM (bxiXv)

74 Also up for bid, on Ebay, this little bit of space history. http://t.co/sUdpFVHdVr

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:39 PM (piMMO)

75 DC is apparently booming. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 06:37 PM (eyJh9) At everyone else's expense. Might as well say "Vampires are booming! Everyone else looks pale, though..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:41 PM (bxiXv)

76 AoP.  Glad you scored those hard to find seat covers. 

If we are talking the large diameter 6V clocks with spade connectors, oh dear.  Have two of those on hand. 

I am glad it only cost $30.  If you look on The Samba there is this thread on repairing the later small diameter 12V VDO Kienzel clock.
http://tinyurl.com/bqyjwff

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 02:42 PM (7Tyhl)

77 The libs over on twitter are more vile than usual today. Pastor Rick Warren's son committed suicide last night and the libs are piling on. As one tweeter responded, I hope you like it hot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:42 PM (piMMO)

78 This is my slightly trolley comment for the day: Is it possible that Obama's subtle push for a diminished America has actually weakened Kim Jong Un's hand? Without a more aggressive pro America message being broadcast, the Chinese people will be less likely to feel they need to play defense for North Korea. Kin Un then looks like more of a dick.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 06, 2013 02:43 PM (+wxCD)

79 elizabthe, my sis-in-law works at a Plumb Gold kiosk at a mall. If her stories are to be believed, the drug dealers are buying jewelry from her.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 06, 2013 02:43 PM (WD0KF)

80 77 The libs over on twitter are more vile than usual today. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 06:42 PM (piMMO) And people wonder why I don't Twit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:44 PM (bxiXv)

81 Seen that happen. By the time they tell you where you can get the car, the storage fees are already so high you can't afford it.

Then the car goes to auction.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2013 06:39 PM (bxiXv)



My son lost a 93 Mustang GT that way. Sad thing is...he wasn't the one that ran from the cops (which is why the car got seized). He learned not to loan cars out the hard way.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 02:45 PM (yh0zB)

82

67...Like the cops themselves. It's a common bit of corruption for cops to quietly buy seized cars at auction.

 

Yup, exactly.

That's what I was getting at.

 

You don't have to have a "minimum bid" price at a Sheriff's Auction.

I've been to a few...for real estate...and there were no minimums.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:45 PM (5kUwW)

83 Pastor Rick Warren's son committed suicide last night

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I'm very sorry to hear that.  I understand he had been battling mental illness a long time.  So incredibly sad.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 02:47 PM (P6QsQ)

84 That anybody would pile on somebody-whatever their politics- for someones son committing suicide shows what people are about. Have none of them ever had friends or family members commit suicide?!! "Out of the fulness of the heart the mouth speaks" Prayers for Rick Warren, his family and friends of the son

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2013 02:49 PM (bddKN)

85 Is it possible that Obama's subtle push for a diminished America has actually weakened Kim Jong Un's hand? Without a more aggressive pro America message being broadcast, the Chinese people will be less likely to feel they need to play defense for North Korea. Kin Un then looks like more of a dick. *** I doubt it. I'd take crazy in a retarded v. crazy fight every time. And Obama is retarded. My own personal opinion, which isn't worth much, is that Jong-Un will come down with a serious case of poisoning very soon. China doesn't need this shit. I was happy to hear, however, that both Great Britain and Russia told NK to go pound sand, that they aren't pulling their diplomats from SK. That, I believe, is a smart move. He might not attack SK as easily knowing that he would be deliberately taking out foreign diplomats. I don't think he's quite up for that fight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:50 PM (piMMO)

86 I am glad it only cost $30. If you look on The Samba there is this thread on repairing the later small diameter 12V VDO Kienzel clock.
http://tinyurl.com/bqyjwff

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 06:42 PM (7Tyhl)


This one is marked "early Ghia" and appears to be the same size as the one pictured in the link you gave me a few days ago. It's down in the truck right now. I don't think there is a large enough space in the dash of a Beetle to accommodate this clock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 02:50 PM (/E9tT)

87 My son lost a 93 Mustang GT that way. Sad thing is...he wasn't the one that ran from the cops (which is why the car got seized). He learned not to loan cars out the hard way. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 06:45 PM (yh0zB) The less intentional lesson the police teach in situations like that is "police steal from people." The person in my anecdote above went from pro-cop to mildly anti-cop over that one incident. It affected his trust for people he worked with and associated with. The legend is that Things Were Different Here, we weren't a place where capricious bureaucrats destroy lives over technicalities. Maybe that was never true, but it's less true now than, say, when my Dad was a kid.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 02:51 PM (bxiXv)

88  It's not the height that gets you.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2013 02:52 PM (CbguI)

89
/lifts leg

/pees

/kicks dirt

/wags tail



Posted by: the territorial soothsayer at April 06, 2013 02:53 PM (bUM4g)

90 At everyone else's expense. No doubt. Everything in this area is coming up roses.....everywhere else in this country...not so much. The first, and so far only time I actually saw any of those Obama Stimulus signs was in DC. Lots of Obama bumper stickers, and almost exclusively plastered on very high end, or new vehicles. I'm going back home tomorrow. Where things are normal. A week or two off to do laundry, get my car into the shop for some badly needed maintenance, unwind, enjoy home and family, then I'm coming back. Interesting DC Landmarks I've Peed On: U.S. Coast Guard Headquarters RFK Stadium DHS Building I plan on adding to this list.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 02:54 PM (eyJh9)

91
Gas dropped a whole 12 cents this week. Thank you, Obama!

Saw it as low as $3.38 yesterday in Wakefield, MA.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 02:54 PM (bUM4g)

92

77 The libs over on twitter are more vile than usual today. 

 

Pastor Rick Warren's son committed suicide last night and the libs are piling on.

 

'Vile' is something that libs excel at.

I guess they have forgotten how nice Rick Warren was to Barky, in 2008.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 06, 2013 02:55 PM (5kUwW)

93 King Putt has decreed that 3 million, or 200K per year is plenty to live on in retirement?

How about he and the politicians have THEIR retirement capped at that and the costs of security and health care included in the total cost

Why, we'll hear that they can't POSSIBLY get by on a measly 200K per year

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2013 02:56 PM (mCvL4)

94
Every time gas is on the rise, the fraud-mavens predict $5/gal gas by summah!

Every time gas is on the decline, the same frauds predict sub-$3/gal gas by summah time!


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 02:57 PM (bUM4g)

95 From @restorereality Rick Warren is a despicable & vile maggot who uses a fictional god to brainwash weak people and pillage millions from them. #Conman I tweeted back that they had just proven the existence of Satan.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 02:58 PM (piMMO)

96 92
Gas dropped a whole 12 cents this week. Thank you, Obama!

Saw it as low as $3.38 yesterday in Wakefield, MA.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 06:54 PM
=========

Uh, oh. Obonger says that gas prices and the state of the economy are inversely related.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 02:58 PM (aDwsi)

97 I still think it was a rodent mob hit.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 06:11 PM (QTHTd)

Collaborator.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 06:16 PM (OQpzc)
It was the Joooos!

Posted by: zombie farfour mouse at April 06, 2013 02:58 PM (VwC86)

98
gotta love the ironic hashtags at the end of twitter rants


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 02:59 PM (bUM4g)

99 It's not the height that gets you. Yeah...it's the sudden stop at the end if you fall. After making one such step to get to a sensor, I discovered another, and safer way back down. That discovery made my day. I had to walk a freaking half mile around the block to get back to my car, but it was worth it.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 03:00 PM (eyJh9)

100 Why, we'll hear that they can't POSSIBLY get by on a measly 200K per year Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2013 06:56 PM (mCvL4) Why does whether someone can live on it even enter into the discussion? The fuck does the authority to limit people's retirement savings come from? All this is is proof that the "boiling frog" hypothesis is absolutely correct, otherwise politicians would be decorating lampposts all over the Pirate District.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 03:00 PM (bxiXv)

101 Posted by: Lazarus at April 06, 2013 06:35 PM (q4ggw)

Lynch's expanded. It's no longer such a small hole in the wall. We stay a few blocks away when we're working on sips in Mayport.

Posted by: Trelawney Hope at April 06, 2013 03:00 PM (ylG8S)

102 96 ...I tweeted back that they had just proven the existence of Satan.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)


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Indeed. Good on ya.

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at April 06, 2013 03:00 PM (BVkEs)

103 That thread about clock repair on the Samba is scary, Anna. The guy advises using WD40. You should never use that stuff on a clock. The only oil to use on a clock is clock oil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 03:01 PM (/E9tT)

104 Interesting DC Landmarks I've Peed On: I plan on adding to this list. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 06:54 PM (eyJh9) *cancels walk around national landmarks planned for later today* Dude, thanks a bunch.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the damn phone at April 06, 2013 03:01 PM (qPCAa)

105 It was the Joooos!

Posted by: zombie farfour mouse at April 06, 2013 06:58 PM (VwC86)

 

And they always leave you the bottom half, the bastards.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:01 PM (OQpzc)

106
Uh, oh. Obonger says that gas prices and the state of the economy are inversely related.

Only when gas prices are high.
But when they're falling, it is a sign of improving, strong economy.

Sorta like Climate Hope & Change. If its getting warmer, it's climate change caused by us. If its getting cooler...bla bla bla, droughts...bla bla bla, floods...bla bla save the planet...bla bla bla...

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:02 PM (bUM4g)

107 AoP, yes the large dash clock is a Karmann Ghia only item.  IIRC for like the 50s era Bugs there was an after market clock that mounted on the ashtray.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:02 PM (7Tyhl)

108 Lynch's expanded. It's no longer such a small hole in the wall. We stay a few blocks away when we're working on sips in Mayport.

Posted by: Trelawney Hope at April 06, 2013 07:00 PM (ylG8S)



They tore down Champions.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 03:03 PM (yh0zB)

109 Anyone see on twitter that Rick Warren's adult son (27) committed suicide today.  Apparently struggled with depression most of his life.


http://tinyurl.com/cbh4f4o

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:04 PM (X6akg)

110 Anyone see on twitter that Rick Warren's adult son (27) committed suicide today. Apparently struggled with depression most of his life. *** Yep. the libs are having a field day with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:04 PM (piMMO)

111 Ooops....I see NDH already posted it.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:04 PM (X6akg)

112 LOL AoP.  Yeah using WD40 on clock parts.  Just because it can lube your hinges to stop squeaking....  They almost sound like Morons.

Retrowagen later corrects them on what should be used.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:05 PM (7Tyhl)

113 the libs are having a field day with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 07:04 PM (piMMO)



I'd only be shocked if they didn't.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:05 PM (X6akg)

114
Tami doesn't read the comments.

To the barrel, Tami.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:05 PM (bUM4g)

115 The live fire demo was pretty damned cool. Sensors detected...
I read that at first as "Senators defecated...".
BTW, it's good to see that Bing search links can be hot-linked in the socks as the Google ones (on Firefox at least) get the "too long" error message.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2013 03:05 PM (VwC86)

116 Tami doesn't read the comments.

To the barrel, Tami.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 07:05 PM (bUM4g)



Aww, c'mon....if that was a barrel offense, we'd all be in it.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:05 PM (X6akg)

117 Liberals on Twitter make Harry Reid look like a higher life form.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:06 PM (7Tyhl)

118
Aww, c'mon....if that was a barrel offense, we'd all be in it.

Only if you get caught.


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:06 PM (bUM4g)

119 Sorta like Climate Hope Change. If its getting warmer, it's climate change caused by us.

I always laugh at Wunderground's sidebar articles. Especially in springtime, it's constant "eek oh noez warming climate" alarmism. And then they have to notice that we're going to get a BLIZZARD IN MID APRIL and suddenly they have little to say about it.

Until the blizzard is over. I predict that, indeed, the climate will warm up after that. Because of global warming. I must not be paying enough taxes

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 03:06 PM (QTHTd)

120 Damn, this is a very exciting game!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:06 PM (8lmkt)

121
My barrel. My rules.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:06 PM (bUM4g)

122 My barrel. My rules.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 07:06 PM (bUM4g)

No barrel for Tami.  Not now, not ever. 


Questions?

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:07 PM (8lmkt)

123 AoP, yes the large dash clock is a Karmann Ghia only item. IIRC for like the 50s era Bugs there was an after market clock that mounted on the ashtray.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:02 PM (7Tyhl)

No problemo. I have a vast quantity of "wrong" parts I have accumulated. Sooner or later, they find a use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 03:07 PM (/E9tT)

124 Tami doesn't read the comments.

To the barrel, Tami.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 07:05 PM (bUM4g)



Hell, Ace would LIVE in the barrel if that was the case.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (yh0zB)

125 AoP's turn, I see

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (QTHTd)

126 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 07:07 PM (/E9tT)

Now, there's a barrel offense . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (8lmkt)

127 No barrel for Tami. Not now, not ever.

Questions?

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 07:07 PM (8lmkt)



Get 'em spike, get 'em!!!


I have a guardian angel!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (X6akg)

128 That'd be an oil barrel then.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (VwC86)

129 110 Anyone see on twitter that Rick Warren's adult son (27) committed suicide today. Apparently struggled with depression most of his life.


http://tinyurl.com/cbh4f4o

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2013 07:04 PM (X6akg)


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Thanks for the link, Tami.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 06, 2013 03:08 PM (BVkEs)

130 Six Americans died in Afghanistan today. I don't even know what to say anymore. RIP is all I've got. I want them all home.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:09 PM (OQpzc)

131 I can't even imagine people who would take the time to talk about Warren being a "maggot" after his son took his life. So people "deserve" to have their loved ones commit suicide if they are theists whose opinions you don't support?!! I can only hope that some of this stuff open some eyes and pushes moderate people who lean liberal off the fence to the other side. I will say that the hateful, violent misogyny directed towards Palin was one of the factors that pushed me from being liberal to being conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2013 03:09 PM (bddKN)

132 Dude, thanks a bunch. I pee on the top of these structures! Because climbing down, and/or phoning my 'escort' is just a waste of time. If it eases your mind at all, I always face capitol hill when whipping it out for a whiz.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 03:10 PM (eyJh9)

133 Six Americans died in Afghanistan today. I don't even know what to say anymore. RIP is all I've got. I want them all home.

Me, too, buddy.  Prayers up for their families and their souls. 

And for the Warren family.


Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:10 PM (8lmkt)

134
True story. I was told by my professor that Climate Change is a very serious threat and will manifest itself in several ways --

direct quote: "...might be famine...might be pestilence...might be drought...might be floods..."


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:11 PM (bUM4g)

135 That's funny...it's raining but there isn't a cloud in the sky...

Posted by: DC Tourist at April 06, 2013 03:11 PM (yh0zB)

136 I am blaming Pixy for that formatting fuckup. For some obscure reason, I cannot see my cursor when typing in the comment box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 03:12 PM (/E9tT)

137 Hey AoP.  Someone took the tin shears to a 74 Ghia and stuffed a Type 4 1700cc pancake motor in.  The butchery it hurts.

http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1046072.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:12 PM (7Tyhl)

138 131 Six Americans died in Afghanistan today. I don't even know what to say anymore. RIP is all I've got. I want them all home.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 07:09 PM (OQpzc)



Just turns my stomach.  I want them all home too....it's beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:12 PM (X6akg)

139
That's funny...it's raining but there isn't a cloud in the sky...

might be...climate change

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:12 PM (bUM4g)

140 Field report: The All Angus Ball Park hot dogs are good. I think your "premium" brand is pretty much gone when you're making hot dogs out of it, but still, they're worthy dogs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

141 direct quote: "...might be famine...might be pestilence...might be drought...might be floods..."


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 07:11 PM (bUM4g)

 

The four horsemen of the AGW Apocalypse? Leftys steal as bad as Hollywood writers.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:13 PM (OQpzc)

142 DC Tourist.

Raining but no clouds?  Either the Devil is beating his wife.  Or in Japan it's a fox wedding.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:14 PM (7Tyhl)

143 Mmm. Hot dogs.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 06, 2013 03:14 PM (VwC86)

144 Hey y'all . I'm tuning into the game now. Anyone else watching? Too lazy on a Saturday to read backthread.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:14 PM (0PiQ4)

145
speaking of climate change...

I just found out that "Wendy" is a nick for Gwendolyn. I did not know that. I thought Wendy was a real name.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:15 PM (bUM4g)

146 Halftime. I'm on the patio.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 03:15 PM (ZshNr)

147 This game is a-fuckin-mazing!!  And, no, apparently no one else is watching. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:15 PM (8lmkt)

148 And the people who say those kinds of things-rejoicing in the suicide of the son of a person they don't like need prayers. They are in desperate need of healing. Lord (Yes, the Lord they don't believe in) help them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2013 03:16 PM (bddKN)

149
what's "Tracey" a nick for, anything?

how about "Amy?"

I know "Stacey" is a nick for Anastasia. (It is, right?)

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:16 PM (bUM4g)

150 @134 I say bring the others home ASAP. Suicidal ROE and fratricide are not getting anything done against jihad. If anything they respect us less due to our perceived weakness. So called cultural specialists, PC division, always think people are basically the same. Which is mostly true in configuration and loadout, but not software.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 03:16 PM (sOtz/)

151 Raining but no clouds? Either the Devil is beating his wife. Or in Japan it's a fox wedding.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:14 PM (7Tyhl)



or Sticky Wicket is peeing off the top of the buildings.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2013 03:16 PM (yh0zB)

152 So did the left have a simultaneous hate orgasm with Rick Warren's son?

Posted by: RWC at April 06, 2013 03:17 PM (Wl/Ht)

153 GGE true dat.  Umbrella futures skyrocket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:17 PM (7Tyhl)

154 Okay Peaches, so it's me and you. 26-25 at halftime? Sounds good.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:17 PM (0PiQ4)

155 Every kid dreams of being a major league ball player or an astronaut. But that's impossible! This has been Truman's Tips.

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 03:17 PM (7sgTq)

156 I just found out that "Wendy" is a nick for Gwendolyn. I did not know that. I thought Wendy was a real name.

Gwendolen appears to be a fake name itself, a nineteenth-century "Laquisha":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwendolen

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 03:18 PM (QTHTd)

157 BF  Barry  and  I  are  having  post - coitus  Kools!   We'll   smoke  more  later....

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 06, 2013 03:18 PM (wIgpo)

158 I always dreamed of being a Packer!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 06, 2013 03:18 PM (VwC86)

159 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 07:18 PM (QTHTd)

roflmao

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:18 PM (8lmkt)

160 For dissent555, there is collector car financing.  During the Mecum Auction on Velocity they have been running commercials from these folks -
https://www.jjbest.com/default.aspx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:19 PM (7Tyhl)

161 So did the left have a simultaneous hate orgasm with Rick Warren's son? *** You know it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:19 PM (piMMO)

162 The greatest woman in the world is named Stacy which is short for Anastasia.

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 03:19 PM (7sgTq)

163 This has been Truman's Tips.

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 07:17 PM (7sgTq)

 

He, who dares, wins.

 

This is a RLF tip.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:19 PM (OQpzc)

164 Will Ware's leg start the second half for Louisville?

((too soon?))

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 06, 2013 03:19 PM (BVkEs)

165 http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1046072.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:12 PM (7Tyhl)


That's ugly, Anna. And it won't cool properly either. I got my cursor back. Had to restart Firefox.


You know what I saw today? A Cosworth Vega, in decent shape, for $3500. I'm pretty sure it is the same car I saw here, in near-new condition, about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2013 03:20 PM (/E9tT)

166 @135 Bushes catch fire, people turn to salt. Crichton nailed it.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 03:20 PM (sOtz/)

167
I just happened to flip past PBS last week and they were doing a propaganda piece on the late Patsy Mink, the socialist pain in the ass former rep from Hawaii.

Her daughter is named Gwendolyn/Gwendolen? and they also called her Wendy.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:20 PM (bUM4g)

168 If you're talking Wichita St vs Louisville L, elle, I've been watching the entire game. How ya doing kid?

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:21 PM (GX2fm)

169 So did the left have a simultaneous hate orgasm with Rick Warren's son?

***

You know it.

What I know is that if this were the child of Harry Reid or Al Sharpton or anyone of that ilk, I would still offer up a prayer for the family.  As would the vast majority of people I know and respect.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:22 PM (8lmkt)

170 Go Shockers!!!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:22 PM (0PiQ4)

171
another true story:

At Wendy's today, (no, seriously), the polite young man who took my order was named "Wilforce."

That's right, not Wilburforce, Wilforce.

(Yes, he was not white.)

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (bUM4g)

172 sooth, have you seen nickless?  Or am I the last one to know his new nic?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (X6akg)

173 Okay Peaches, so it's me and you. 26-25 at halftime? Sounds good. Halftime? There's no halftime in baseball!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (eyJh9)

174 So did the left have a simultaneous hate orgasm with Rick Warren's son?

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They are a death cult.  They rejoice in death.  They revel in pain.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (P6QsQ)

175 Cosworth Vega....  a little bit of British hot-rod hiding out in a Vega...  did you buy it?

Yeah there is daylight showing all around the engine where they cut all the metal.  Its a pretty ugly way to get a motor that puts out 80HP.  And converted from being FI to dual carbs, where is the electric fuel pump?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (7Tyhl)

176 In news I'm sure the Horde will appreciate, Vikings is getting a second season.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (Gk3SS)

177 Yeah, L'elle, I've always had Louisville at the top of the bracket, but I am rooting hard for the Shockahs.  Love those boys!!  And, now that maybe someone will agree with me, is Ron Baker the cutest thing ever?

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:23 PM (8lmkt)

178 Atta girl! Root for that team from Kansas.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:24 PM (GX2fm)

179 Hey AlextheChick, can we hope in season two the Vikings sack DC and NYC?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:25 PM (7Tyhl)

180 teej! hiya! I'm here too, and so are you? what? that happens like once a month for us. missed the first half. How's Wichita playing? the half time report from Charles Barcley and Kenny whatever say Louisville isn't playing well.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:25 PM (0PiQ4)

181 You've gotta be kidding me! http://t.co/eii8XRtURO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:25 PM (piMMO)

182 Hey AlextheChick, can we hope in season two the Vikings sack DC and NYC?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:25 PM (7Tyhl)


Add in LA and I'm right there with you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 03:25 PM (Gk3SS)

183 Viking raptors sail up the Potomac River.  Meanwhile in the port of Los Angeles a PRC CONEX freighter offloads 50,000 emus in boxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:27 PM (7Tyhl)

184 Hey AlextheChick, can we hope in season two the Vikings sack DC and NYC?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:25 PM (7Tyhl)

 

I'll be happy to see them burn Paris.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:27 PM (OQpzc)

185 Nickless = zsasz

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 03:27 PM (7sgTq)

186 http://t.co/eii8XRtURO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)


wow

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:27 PM (8lmkt)

187 186 Nickless = zsasz

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 07:27 PM (7sgTq)



Yeah, figured that out last week but didn't know if Soothsayer knew....he often asked about him.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:28 PM (X6akg)

188 L, also doesn't read comments. See @169 St is playing good defense and handling the pressure so far.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:28 PM (GX2fm)

189 wow Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 07:27 PM (8lmkt) *** They might still rebuild faster than the Sandy folks.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:28 PM (piMMO)

190 Well at least one can hope that it meant the family had heard of Wilberforce even if they mangled his name completely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2013 03:29 PM (bddKN)

191 Peaches, I don't know individual players. What's his # and what position does he play?

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:29 PM (0PiQ4)

192 @  161

    Anna, Jbest is a big name in cc finance.  Most everything I've heard about them indicates they're good to do business with.

     Not a KG fan, but you were surely right about butchery on the motor.  Shit missing all  over it.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 06, 2013 03:30 PM (SAMxH)

193 'Final  Four  Mountain'   is   gonna   be   my   next    feature! 

Posted by: Jackie Treehorn at April 06, 2013 03:30 PM (wIgpo)

194
Of course I knew!

You can change your name, but you can never hide who you are from the soothsayer. I know all your textual patterns, cadences, and idiosyncrasies.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:30 PM (bUM4g)

195 The Jesus head pendant is extra klassy

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 06, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)

196
A long time ago someone changed her nick here because she wanted to stop using her real name. And I was like, hey xxxx, why'd you change your name?

And she was like, hey, dummy, stop saying my name!

So when I saw zsazzas, I didn't say anything.


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:32 PM (bUM4g)

197 He just hit that 3 point shot L,.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:32 PM (GX2fm)

198 So what's up with the Shockers nickname? Big breakthrough in electricity take place there or something? Or did they get PC'd out of an Indian name and go straight to the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 03:33 PM (ZshNr)

199 http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1046072.jpg

I put a dual carb setup like that on a stock 1700cc T4 in a 72' bus.  Really woke that engine up.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 06, 2013 03:33 PM (/gHaE)

200 If you really want a succinct snapshoto f the lib mindset, check this out: https://twitter.com/restorereality

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:34 PM (piMMO)

201 Jewelry looks like the Mr T starter kit

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at April 06, 2013 03:34 PM (DGIjM)

202 They look good, teej, Peaches, whoever else is watching.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:34 PM (0PiQ4)

203

Did someone say Mountain?

 

Rainbow w/ Dio  -- Man On The Silver Mountain

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:34 PM (OQpzc)

204 199Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 07:33 PM (ZshNr)

Their mascot looks like the wicker man, so maybe a shock of wheat?

Posted by: not the mama at April 06, 2013 03:34 PM (5dxeo)

205 People ask for me? Honest, the check is in the mail. Way back, a long time ago, I was Stinky Esposito. I come, I go. Didn't mean to worry people.

Posted by: zsasz at April 06, 2013 03:35 PM (MMC8r)

206 The Jesus head pendant is extra klassy *** The owner was surely a pimp.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 03:35 PM (piMMO)

207 It's short for Wheat Shockers. It's in Kansas you know.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:35 PM (GX2fm)

208 Ahhh, thanks. Wouldn't have guessed that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 03:36 PM (ZshNr)

209 Very nice! Woohoo!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:36 PM (0PiQ4)

210 Shockers +7!!!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:37 PM (0PiQ4)

211 L,elle has mail

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:37 PM (UEn9F)

212 I come, I go.

Didn't mean to worry people.

Posted by: zsasz at April 06, 2013 07:35 PM (MMC8r)



Missed your pithy comments.  Glad you're back.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:37 PM (X6akg)

213 I feel sorry for the kid who got that car.  He will have to get all the hacked metal torched off.  And then new metal welded in.  Then fiddle with things to get the hood to latch properly.  Plus find a correct motor and transmission.  If it wasn't a last year KG I would be eying that thing as a parts car.  Of course once the kid tallies up how much $$$ this will cost, might part it out anyway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:37 PM (7Tyhl)

214
where's nickless?
Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 03:46 PM (jUytm)

where's nickless?
Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at November 02, 2012 05:52 PM (84JKc)




Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:37 PM (bUM4g)

215 What's his # and what position does he play?

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 07:29 PM (0PiQ4)


he be teh white boy, L'elle . . . 81 jersey



Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:38 PM (8lmkt)

216 183 Hey AlextheChick, can we hope in season two the Vikings sack DC and NYC? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 07:25 PM (7Tyhl) Ahem. Thanks. Just.....thanks.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:38 PM (UEn9F)

217 Hey Sean did you ever finish that report you took a day off to write?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:39 PM (7Tyhl)

218 Hit this free throw and play some D.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:39 PM (GX2fm)

219 hiyas SB. Its the commercial break. Perfect time to check mail. Gimme some time to reply. I'm watching this game to the end.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:40 PM (0PiQ4)

220 Rooting for Wichita State, even though they beat my beloved Buckeyes.  so far, so good.

Posted by: not the mama at April 06, 2013 03:40 PM (5dxeo)

221 Just keep the T4 and run it as-is and do a cosmetic makeover.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 06, 2013 03:40 PM (/gHaE)

222 Okay, so going into this game, I was all rooting for the Shockers, who I didn't think had that much of a chance against the Cardinals.  And, I figured, even if they did win today, they couldn't go the distance.

I want to officially admit that I was wrong.  This amazing cinderella team can definitely win the whole thing and Shock the World.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:40 PM (8lmkt)

223 Hey Sean did you ever finish that report you took a day off to write? Yes, I was rewarded with more work at 0600 this morning. It seems the SecDef doesn't know how the building is organized. Which....after watching his confirmation hearing....I can believe. So now I get to tell him what we do. On Monday, at 0800. Now....imagine the layers of pre-approval I have to go through just to get to that tool.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:41 PM (UEn9F)

224 Some kind of half man-half wheat monster which takes children who do not do their homework. I need something like that for my kid. Public school is boring him to tears. They hide how easy it is with obscure terminology which confuses parents. 1. Hide the ball and water everything down. 2. Cloak in boring jargon. 3. *** 4. Kidz lurn gewd.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 03:42 PM (sOtz/)

225 I just love me some ball-handlers.  Mmmmmm . . .

Posted by: Barky Oshiznitz at April 06, 2013 03:42 PM (8lmkt)

226 Man, step away to spin up a few flies and you guys get all chatty and shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2013 03:43 PM (BkVZB)

227 Not really Cinderellas peaches. Check the late season polls. Now up 11.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:43 PM (GX2fm)

228 Ahem.

Thanks. Just.....thanks. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 07:38 PM (UEn9F)


Dude.   Just summon the Flying Manatee Brigade to get you and yours out once the pillaging begins.


Duh.


It's like I have to think of everything around here.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 03:45 PM (Gk3SS)

229 teej, they haven't been in the final four since 1965.  that makes 'em a cinderella team.  not to you, but to most.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 03:46 PM (8lmkt)

230 Louisville looks weak. And falling apart.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:46 PM (0PiQ4)

231 #191  I love examples of mangled names.

In the county seat south of me,  there is a fancy stone arch at an entrance to a park,  and the name of the street is "Champ Ulysses."

Since the arch was erected in the early 1920's.  I am pretty sure the street name is a mangled version of the street in Paris.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 03:47 PM (GoIUi)

232 Give Hagel the Bagel a spanner and tell him to have at reorganizing. 

You in trouble now Sean.....  the Queen hath spoken. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:48 PM (7Tyhl)

233 Dude. Just summon the Flying Manatee Brigade to get you and yours out once the pillaging begins. Duh. It's like I have to think of everything around here. I'm sorry my Queen, I didn't want to assume you'd let me have a Manatee Squadron on stand-by for evacuation. Your generosity is exceeded only by your beauty. Fresh homemade gelato?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:48 PM (UEn9F)

234 Where's #81? Show your face already.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:48 PM (0PiQ4)

235 Okay Peaches. I'll go with it. Go glass slippers!!!!

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:49 PM (GX2fm)

236 hey, pick me up on the way out, okay Sean? right Alex? I can come too? right? thanks.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 03:49 PM (qPCAa)

237 Is Agent #81 practicing 'How Not to be Seen' perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 03:50 PM (7Tyhl)

238 237 hey, pick me up on the way out, okay Sean? Done.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:50 PM (UEn9F)

239 Some sort of skeet shooting competition? Eh wot?

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 03:50 PM (7sgTq)

240 Dang, W can move that ball.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:50 PM (0PiQ4)

241
and the last name Driscoll is sometimes seen as Driskill, like someone a long time ago at Ellis Island spelled it phonetically


Posted by: soothsayer at April 06, 2013 03:50 PM (bUM4g)

242 Got room on the manatees for one more?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 06, 2013 03:51 PM (K+I6z)

243 Sean, was it you and CBD talking about Talenti gelato a few days ago?


I bought some the other day and am eating a few bites of Tahitian Vanilla Bean.  OMG...yum!  Bought hubby Double dark chocolate.  He hasn't tried it yet.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:51 PM (X6akg)

244 Got room on the manatees for one more? Have you SEEN the size of those bellies? Hop on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:52 PM (UEn9F)

245 Today it is " use cubes and the workmat to..." He is carrying the one for the first time in school. Done it for two years now, but school makes it byzantine. What race or culture was offended by carrying the one?

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 03:52 PM (sOtz/)

246 224 So now I get to tell him what we do. On Monday, at 0800.

------------

I can just see it now:

BANNION: Secretary Hagel, the primary mission of the DoD is to supply bacon and boobies to morons.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at April 06, 2013 03:53 PM (U82Km)

247 I'm sorry my Queen, I didn't want to assume you'd let me have a Manatee Squadron on stand-by for evacuation. Your generosity is exceeded only by your beauty.

Fresh homemade gelato?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 07:48 PM (UEn9F)


Why, thank you.





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 03:53 PM (Gk3SS)

248 Dang. How 'bout calling just one of those fouls in the backcourt ref? It's not your job to make it a game. It's your job to call the game.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 03:53 PM (GX2fm)

249 Sean, was it you and CBD talking about Talenti gelato a few days ago? Yup. Check them out online too, because you can order all of their flavors that way. But if you get the Caramel Cookie Crunch, well.....you've been warned. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:54 PM (UEn9F)

250 hey, pick me up on the way out, okay Sean?

right Alex? I can come too? right?

thanks. Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 07:49 PM (qPCAa)


Mais naturellement!   'ette evacuation is a top priority for the Brigade. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 03:54 PM (Gk3SS)

251 BANNION: Secretary Hagel, the primary mission of the DoD is to supply bacon and boobies to morons. GET. OUT. OF. MY HEAD. My only question is, should I lead with that? Or close?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 03:55 PM (UEn9F)

252 Peeing on your rapist sounds like an iron-clad defense, but what if he likes it? This has been Truman's Tips.

Posted by: Truman North at April 06, 2013 03:55 PM (7sgTq)

253 I just googled him Peaches. He looks like a 17 yrs old virgin!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 03:56 PM (0PiQ4)

254

teej..

 

the lyrics at 186 last thread hit home a little, What song is that?

Posted by: Rats Alley Express at April 06, 2013 03:56 PM (R+/tU)

255 This yo-yoing lead has to have Wichita State feeling good. Every time Louisville gets close, they stretch it back out. Cardinals only have to catch up once, though. Should be an interesting last 10.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 03:57 PM (ZshNr)

256 My only question is, should I lead with that? Or close?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 07:55 PM (UEn9F)

 

Don't forget the Duty Hooker rating. I suggested that to the last SecNav, but he didn't get back to me.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 03:58 PM (OQpzc)

257 But if you get the Caramel Cookie Crunch, well.....you've been warned. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 07:54 PM (UEn9F)



Stop n Shop had pretty many flavors....I'll look for that one next time.  I can't eat too much lactose but I'll pop a lactaid pill for these.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 03:59 PM (X6akg)

258 My only question is, should I lead with that? Or close?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 07:55 PM (UEn9F)


If you lead with it, you won't have to worry about closing.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:00 PM (X6akg)

259 I think you might be talking about "Youth Gets Wasted on the Young" RAE. On the Dimestore Hemingway cd at my nic.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 04:00 PM (GX2fm)

260 Don't forget the Duty Hooker rating. I suggested that to the last SecNav, but he didn't get back to me. I never could read Navy rates. They're more complicated than Army branches. Lemme see if I can get this one right. That's the one with a Sybian with a wreath around it. Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:00 PM (UEn9F)

261 Bannion, "Mr. Secretary the nominal mission of the Depart of Defense is to break into very small pieces the bad guy's toys.  However in these shifting and dynamic times, other mission taskings may be allotted.  To sustain these varied and demanding tasks it is important to remember proper supporting of the morale and welfare of our soldiers deployed in hazardous areas.  Technology like Skype can only go so far when there is only a mid-deployment two week return home.  What the troops would dearly love is an increase in the bacon supply along with an increase in apple pie and ice cream allotment."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:01 PM (7Tyhl)

262 Down to 5...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:01 PM (ZshNr)

263 If you gave him a floor map of the Tyson's Corner mall, would he even know it wasn't the Pentagon?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 06, 2013 04:02 PM (/gHaE)

264 Lemme see if I can get this one right. That's the one with a Sybian with a wreath around it. Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:00 PM (UEn9F)

 

Yeah. They'd never go for the pimp hand these days. Progress sucks.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:03 PM (OQpzc)

265 What the troops would dearly love is an increase in the bacon supply along with an increase in apple pie and ice cream allotment." ::::: furiously typing on PowerPoint ::::: - Bacon - Apple Pie - Hookers

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:03 PM (UEn9F)

266 This is a great game!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:04 PM (X6akg)

267 I'm getting nervous. Come on. Do it.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:04 PM (0PiQ4)

268 Master Duty Hooker symbol - Sybian with a wreath and a star.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:04 PM (7Tyhl)

269 Just remember, all the rating badges with lightning bolts are better than the ones without.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:05 PM (OQpzc)

270 In most of our wars bacon could be a warhead.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 04:05 PM (sOtz/)

271 264 If you gave him a floor map of the Tyson's Corner mall, would he even know it wasn't the Pentagon? Good point. He'd mistake Williams-Sonoma for the Defense Logistics Agency It would be HOURS before he figured it out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:06 PM (UEn9F)

272 Sean if you get a cash reward for this briefing, blow it on the Moron meetup. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:06 PM (7Tyhl)

273 268 I'm getting nervous. Come on. Do it. Here????? Now????? Well.....OK. I you say so....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:07 PM (UEn9F)

274 Hagel the Bagel would figure out Tyson's Corner is not the Pentagon when his Super Duper CAC won't cause the gate barriers to rise when he swipes it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:08 PM (7Tyhl)

275 In most of our wars bacon could be a warhead.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 08:05 PM (sOtz/)

 

I've heard co-locating hog farms and muz prison camps tends to make the inmates a lot more peaceful.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:08 PM (OQpzc)

276 Check this out: Cynthia Yockey ‏@conservativelez 23m Nearly all tweets re Rick Warren's son's suicide are fair since so many gays are driven to suicide by relig.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:08 PM (piMMO)

277 NDH.  Oh geez.  The 6 year old defense.  "Well he did it first!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:09 PM (7Tyhl)

278 What the troops would dearly love is an increase in the bacon supply along with an increase in apple pie and ice cream allotment."

::::: furiously typing on PowerPoint :::::

- Bacon
- Apple Pie
- Hookers Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:03 PM (UEn9F)


Yeah, my first response was needz moar hookers. 



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 04:09 PM (Gk3SS)

279 Archer sells Coca Cola Zero. Weird. Maybe with Jack or rum.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 04:09 PM (sOtz/)

280 I just googled him Peaches. He looks like a 17 yrs old virgin!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 07:56 PM (0PiQ4) 


say what???


Looks to me like a guy who gets all he wants.  I picture a virgin as more of a skinny, pimply loser.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:09 PM (8lmkt)

281 ONT hasn't hit yet?   

Doo dee doooo.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 06, 2013 04:10 PM (7um7O)

282 This is one of the best games I've ever seen, in any sport, on any level.  Funsies!!!!

Go, Shockers!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:10 PM (8lmkt)

283 Cynthia Yockey ‏@conservativelez 23m

Nearly all tweets re Rick Warren's son's suicide are fair since so many gays are driven to suicide by relig.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 08:08 PM (piMMO)




How does she not spontaneously combust?  So much stupid in 140 characters.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)

284 Hey Sean, is your section hiring?  Would what I wrote up there be sufficient proof I can write in Pentagonese?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:11 PM (7Tyhl)

285 So there's a new World War Z trailer up and it looks interesting, particularly the bit on the plane, but I still can't figure out what this has to do with World War Z other than branding.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

286 Yeah, my first response was needz moar hookers.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 08:09 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Only if it is a rating. Imagine the hookers supplied by the lowest bidder. Shudder.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:11 PM (OQpzc)

287 NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:12 PM (0PiQ4)

288 good recover W

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:12 PM (0PiQ4)

289 Only if it is a rating. Imagine the hookers supplied by the lowest bidder. Shudder. Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc)


Well, at least we'd find something within Menendez's core competency. 


What the fuck, that shot went in holy fuck. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 04:13 PM (Gk3SS)

290 What a game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:13 PM (ZshNr)

291 Well, at least we'd find something within Menendez's core competency.


What the fuck, that shot went in holy fuck.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 08:13 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Now there is a brilliant idea. Duty Hooker service leading to citizenship. This could work. That'd keep the quality high.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:15 PM (OQpzc)

292 Defense Logistics Agency

If you really want to help him, find a copy of Gen Harlan Magruder's little book on logistics problems and give it to him.  That dude knew shit.  I found my copy at the GPO years ago.

He got a monster logistics issue coming up with the A-stan pullout and Ogabe obviously setting him up to take the fall for an epic clusterfuck.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 06, 2013 04:16 PM (/gHaE)

293 Only if it is a rating. Imagine the hookers supplied by the lowest bidder. Shudder. Hey. We got the M1-A1 that way. What? It could work! I just don't wanna be the "test pilot" that's all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:17 PM (UEn9F)

294 NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:17 PM (0PiQ4)

295 Holy shit....that was a foul!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

296 This is starting to hurt. Shit.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:17 PM (0PiQ4)

297 I just don't wanna be the "test pilot" that's all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:17 PM (UEn9F)

 

You know, we could hide this from the feminists if we made it some kind of sub category of corpsman. I mean, they are already called pecker checkers. Even the slang wouldn't give us away.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:20 PM (OQpzc)

298 Refs should be looking at the replay. Intentional forearm to the face at the end of that foul.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 04:21 PM (+jNI+)

299 Pretty good takedown. Could have called both guys.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 04:21 PM (sOtz/)

300 Hey Sean, is your section hiring? Would what I wrote up there be sufficient proof I can write in Pentagonese? It really is an art form. A twisted, dysfunctional, art form.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:22 PM (UEn9F)

301 OMG, this is such a nail-biter!  Possible problem, Louisville is still playing hard.  Not sensing the Shockers doing the same.  Ugh!

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:24 PM (8lmkt)

302 shitshitshit!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:25 PM (X6akg)

303 Well crap.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 04:25 PM (+jNI+)

304 Anonymous has been hacking Israeli sites all day. Here's the latest. http://isscongress.co.il/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:26 PM (piMMO)

305 Thinking about it, maybe that chick on 18 wheeler mud flaps would be a good rating badge. That is nearly universally recognized.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:26 PM (OQpzc)

306 Holy crap, Niedermeyer.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:27 PM (8lmkt)

307 Had the radio on and Monica Crowley is worried North Korea is planning an MP attack.

Oh, goodie.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 04:28 PM (GoIUi)

308 Okay still within reach.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:28 PM (0PiQ4)

309 Do you think Anonymous realizes that a lot of them are going to die quietly?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:28 PM (OQpzc)

310 Had the radio on and Monica Crowley is worried North Korea is planning an MP attack. Military Police? Mud Puppy? Mama's Punks?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:29 PM (UEn9F)

311 #311 Oh,  damn!  EMP.   The thing where all the electricity is fried.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 04:30 PM (GoIUi)

312 At least he missed the second

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:30 PM (0PiQ4)

313 Holy crap, Niedermeyer. *** They shut down their courts site earlier and it was reported by someone else on twitter that they've erased bank records at one of Israel's largest bank.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:30 PM (piMMO)

314 261 Don't forget the Duty Hooker rating. I suggested that to the last SecNav, but he didn't get back to me.

I never could read Navy rates. They're more complicated than Army branches.

Lemme see if I can get this one right. That's the one with a Sybian with a wreath around it. Right? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:00 PM
=======

Yeah..., I spent some time out the AG School, so there were all branches there, I'm pretty sure that I just arbitrarily saluted some Navy EM, just because I could figure WTF they were, and wasn't taking chances. BTW, some of the hottest female officers (whatever their proclivities might be) were the WAVES and Marines. Pretty much Off-Limits to a doggie EM, but having a salute returned was more acknowledgement than I have received from some much less desirable and more accessible women. I have a feeling this catharsis is spinning out of control....., stopping now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

315 310 Do you think Anonymous realizes that a lot of them are going to die quietly? Everyone is responsible for their own actions.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:31 PM (UEn9F)

316 So Sean due to your non-answer I would guess yes I can write Pentagonese. 

NDH, I guess Anon thinks Munich is fiction...  or what happened to so many of Saddam's scientists in France.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:32 PM (7Tyhl)

317 Another Israeli site hacked http://yedhaifa.co.il/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:33 PM (piMMO)

318 dang what a nailbiter

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:34 PM (0PiQ4)

319 Everyone is responsible for their own actions.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:31 PM (UEn9F)

 

Sometimes I mourn that Israel doesn't have a foreign legion.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:34 PM (OQpzc)

320 I have a feeling this catharsis is spinning out of control....., stopping now. Stay with me, Mike! Stay with me!!! HELEN THOMAS! HELEN THOMAS!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:35 PM (UEn9F)

321 Hancock has been clutch all second half.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:35 PM (ZshNr)

322 oh hell

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:36 PM (0PiQ4)

323 HELEN THOMAS! HELEN THOMAS!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:35 PM (UEn9F)

 

Female master at arms. Female master at arms...

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:36 PM (OQpzc)

324 Crappy call.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:36 PM (X6akg)

325 Helen Thomas, the face that sank a thousand ships.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:36 PM (7Tyhl)

326 Here's their twitter stream showing the progression through the Israeli sites today. https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:37 PM (piMMO)

327 sigh teej, you okay?

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:37 PM (0PiQ4)

328 They shut down their courts site earlier and it was reported by someone else on twitter that they've erased bank records at one of Israel's largest bank. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)


If that is true, then the response might not be quiet. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 04:37 PM (Gk3SS)

329 Crap. They fouled the wrong guy. Geez, quick jump ball call that could have been a foul.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 04:37 PM (K4AdI)

330 Well that sucks.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 06, 2013 04:38 PM (X6akg)

331 NDH and AlextheChick, the funneh would be.  The bank take down nuked some Russian money that had escaped Cyprus.  The Russian mob can hire Spetnaz.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 04:39 PM (7Tyhl)

332 They shut down their courts site earlier and it was reported by someone else on twitter that they've erased bank records at one of Israel's largest bank. *** Anonymous is now tweeting a new hacking every few minutes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:39 PM (piMMO)

333 261 Don't forget the Duty Hooker rating. I suggested that to the last SecNav, but he didn't get back to me.

I never could read Navy rates. They're more complicated than Army branches.

Lemme see if I can get this one right. That's the one with a Sybian with a wreath around it. Right? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:00 PM
===============

Funny you should mention that. The other day I was looking at some photos of Legionares in Mali. Some of those guys looked, hmmm..., Balkan. Maybe Serbs? They had a serious 'Don't.Fuck.With.Me.Because.I.Will.Kill.You' look.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 04:40 PM (aDwsi)

334 NDH and AlextheChick, the funneh would be. The bank take down nuked some Russian money that had escaped Cyprus. The Russian mob can hire Spetnaz. *** I hope the bank thing is just a rumor. The rest of he DOS attacks can be recovered.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:40 PM (piMMO)

335 Good game, teej.

Posted by: NCKate at April 06, 2013 04:40 PM (J/Yaf)

336 I'll live kid. Gonna head to the lake for a bit. Maybe a few fish... I'll plug the phone in while I'm gone. Wonder if Rats Alley Express went and checked out TN. Never did hear back. Talk at ya later.

Posted by: teej at April 06, 2013 04:41 PM (SFZtG)

337 NDH and AlextheChick, the funneh would be. The bank take down nuked some Russian money that had escaped Cyprus. The Russian mob can hire Spetnaz.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 08:39 PM (7Tyhl)

 

Spetsnaz, former Spetsnaz, South African  mercs...the world is going to get interesting again.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:41 PM (OQpzc)

338 Ouch. Shockers shocked and all that. Wonder if Michigan has anything left?

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 04:41 PM (sOtz/)

339 Oops, mis-posted, try again

320 Everyone is responsible for their own actions.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 08:31 PM (UEn9F)

Sometimes I mourn that Israel doesn't have a foreign legion. Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 08:34 PM
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Funny you should mention that. The other day I was looking at some photos of Legionares in Mali. Some of those guys looked, hmmm..., Balkan. Maybe Serbs? They had a serious 'Don't.Fuck.With.Me.Because.I.Will.Kill.You' look.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 08:40 PM

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 04:41 PM (aDwsi)

340 Mikey Two-Times strikes again

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 04:42 PM (QTHTd)

341 I hope the bank thing is just a rumor. The rest of he DOS attacks can be recovered.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 08:40 PM (piMMO)


The most fucked up thing about this is that I have not seen it anywhere but here, in your posts.  And, yes, I hope the IDF gets 'em right with Yahweh.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:42 PM (8lmkt)

342 BF   Barry   and   I   congratulate   the   Louisville   Wildcats!  We   love   Kentucky!   Mmmmm  -  "hot  browns" !!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 06, 2013 04:42 PM (wIgpo)

343 Helluva game. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:44 PM (8lmkt)

344 343 BF Barry and I congratulate the Louisville Wildcats! We love Kentucky! Mmmmm - "hot browns"!!! Served open face. Ewwwwwwwww

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 04:45 PM (UEn9F)

345 That was a big time game. Wichita State is definitely back on the radar.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

346 So, who do we like for Syracuse-Michgan?  I just hope I can stop popping brewskis and remain conscious for it, lol! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:45 PM (8lmkt)

347 So, who do we like for Syracuse-Michgan?

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I'm going with Michigan since I'm an honorary Yooper.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 04:46 PM (P6QsQ)

348 The Vikings are about to slaughter some priests. At least that is historically accurate.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:46 PM (OQpzc)

349 Isn't Michigan in Canada?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 04:47 PM (jucos)

350 Syracuse is one of the wife's alma maters, so I should root for them, but Michigan has a couple sons of former players that I've been keeping an eye on all year, kinda want to see them go all the way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:48 PM (ZshNr)

351 Syracuse is one of the wife's alma maters

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You have multiple wives?

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 04:49 PM (P6QsQ)

352 Ooooops. Definitely not.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 04:50 PM (ZshNr)

353 I think Alma Mater is on the Scranton School Board

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 04:50 PM (jucos)

354 Peaches, I hate them both. But maybe Michigan slightly less. I'm so bummed about Witchita.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:51 PM (0PiQ4)

355 You have multiple wives?

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 08:49 PM (P6QsQ)

 

That is a vile slander and my second wife is a lawyer who knows that kind of thing.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:51 PM (OQpzc)

356 'Great  Gatsby'   looks   like   a   ghey   version   of   'Boardwalk   Empire'.  LOL! 

Posted by: Marty Scorsese at April 06, 2013 04:51 PM (wIgpo)

357 Crap. That joke would have worked better if I'd said second favorite wife.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 04:53 PM (OQpzc)

358 Great. Crap music to open. Ace had something to do with this.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:54 PM (0PiQ4)

359 That is a vile slander and my second wife is a lawyer who knows that kind of thing.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 08:51 PM (OQpzc)


Actually, because it was written and not just spoken, it's technically libel . . . don't take my word for it, ask your wife.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 04:55 PM (8lmkt)

360 Who's that singing?

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 04:56 PM (P6QsQ)

361 MamaW ---- Muse

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 04:57 PM (0PiQ4)

362  Michigan Borders Alaska dumbass

Posted by: Lyin kING ef'n dickater at April 06, 2013 04:57 PM (j+b53)

363 MamaW ---- Muse

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 08:57 PM (0PiQ4)

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Oh.  Thanks.


I am completely out of touch with popular culture.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 04:58 PM (P6QsQ)

364 Muse about what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 04:58 PM (aDwsi)

365 They've hacked 3 more sites in the time it took me t type that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 04:59 PM (piMMO)

366 Who's that singing?

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 08:56 PM (P6QsQ)


Just glad they finally stfu. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

367 This is pathetic. Gumbel is the token white guy, I guess.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 05:00 PM (0PiQ4)

368 NDH, may the Mossad cause their computers to explode and shred them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:00 PM (7Tyhl)

369 CBS  sucks!!!   What's with the  'Muse'  gheyness?!  'Dead Schembechlers'   rule!! 

Posted by: Tom Monaghan: Dominos Founder at April 06, 2013 05:00 PM (wIgpo)

370 #362  So,  since the Israelis are the only allies we could count on,  is this a precursor to an attack on us?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:00 PM (GoIUi)

371 Yeah, MamaW, they sounded like a poor man's U2. The sequester, I guess.

Posted by: L, elle at April 06, 2013 05:01 PM (0PiQ4)

372 morons...whats up?? quick synopsis...don't make me read the thread.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:02 PM (B2Tuk)

373 http://preview.tinyurl.com/5unxlbt Nine minutes. Start here?

Posted by: Thorvald at April 06, 2013 05:02 PM (1V6Pv)

374 NDH, may the Mossad cause their computers to explode and shred them. **** amen

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:02 PM (piMMO)

375 morons...whats up?? quick synopsis...don't make me read the thread. *** Presently, basketball and Anonymous hacking of numerous Israeli government and business sites.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:03 PM (piMMO)

376 What's the worst Anonymous could do? Hack into the President's teleprompter feed and have him start spouting vile, anti-American rhetoric...oh, dear God! It's too late!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 05:03 PM (ZshNr)

377 Yeah, MamaW, they sounded like a poor man's U2.

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I didn't much care for the original.  I like the knock-off even less.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)

378 Any more snide remarks and we will DOS this running-dog rat-hole of a site..

Posted by: Muse at April 06, 2013 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

379 Late to the thread here. Call me old fashioned, but Anonymous effing with God's chosen people?? I'm no expert on eschatology, but... lightening bolts, plagues, pestilence...and all just for starters.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:04 PM (4Mv1T)

380 372 #362 So, since the Israelis are the only allies we could count on, is this a precursor to an attack on us?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 09:00 PM (GoIUi)

No, with Bammy at the helm we'll be at 100% can't stand America levels...which, oddly is ok with me.


 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:05 PM (B2Tuk)

381 locusts

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

382 In further random trailer news, I just watched the trailer for Hemlock Grove, Netflix's series starting on the 19th and it has the freakiest werewolf transformation I've ever seen. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:06 PM (Gk3SS)

383 Ha one brutha wants the other ones diamond cuff link. Suprised half brutha OBLAH BLAH din't show up at halfway point and give us his insights on the big game.

Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at April 06, 2013 05:06 PM (j+b53)

384 Any more snide remarks and we will DOS this running-dog rat-hole of a site..

Posted by: Muse at April 06, 2013 09:04 PM (aDwsi)

 

You can run, but you'll only die tired.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:06 PM (OQpzc)

385 boils



boils in odd places.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:06 PM (P6QsQ)

386 Going to watch trailer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 05:07 PM (ZshNr)

387
Presently, basketball and Anonymous hacking of numerous Israeli government and business sites.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 09:03 PM (piMMO)

*

Really?? That doesn't interest me at all. Hmmm. Wish the the Jooos would just decimate all their neighbors already.


Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:07 PM (B2Tuk)

388 If SoCons are Bible-thumpers... http://preview.tinyurl.com/7mrhone Paul Harvey's "If I Were the Devil".

Posted by: Thorvald at April 06, 2013 05:08 PM (1V6Pv)

389 Wasn't there something about it raining frogs?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:08 PM (aDwsi)

390 No joos are announcing the bball game I don't think. Looks like all bruthahood.

Posted by: Concealedkerry or submitt at April 06, 2013 05:08 PM (j+b53)

391 Well Anon could try to nuke this place but Pixy-misa runs an really obscure code base that will probably sneer at their attack.  Unless they gun directly for the hamsters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:09 PM (7Tyhl)

392 #389 Also,  potential EMP attack from North Korea.

Still bored, dananjcon?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:09 PM (GoIUi)

393 What's the worst Anonymous could do? Hack into the President's teleprompter feed and have him start spouting vile, anti-American rhetoric...oh, dear God! It's too late! *** I laughed. I cried.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:09 PM (piMMO)

394 I know some Orange men. Boehner and that Crist guy in FL for starters. I think Crist is on our team now. Weren't the Oompa Loompas orange too?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 05:10 PM (jucos)

395 Miss Marple.  Three EMP bursts over LA, Austin, and DC would put a serious crimp in things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:10 PM (7Tyhl)

396 395 #389 Also, potential EMP attack from North Korea.

Still bored, dananjcon?
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 09:09 PM
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Fortunately, hamsters immune to EMP

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

397 Paul Harvey's "If I Were the Devil".

Posted by: Thorvald at April 06, 2013 09:08 PM (1V6Pv) 



Oldy but a goody...problem is Liberals mock and laugh at old WHITE men no matter how prescient they might be.

Dooom.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:10 PM (B2Tuk)

398 The sign that Anon has hacked TOTUS is when the POTUS starts to make sense when reading off it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:11 PM (7Tyhl)

399 I have to read up on this EMP stuff.  I don't know much about it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:11 PM (P6QsQ)

400 I got nothin'. But I'm really happy you guys are here being funny and other things.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:12 PM (qPCAa)

401 Oldy but a goody...problem is Liberals mock and laugh at old WHITE men no matter how prescient they might be.Dooom.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 09:10 PM (B2Tuk)

 

Libs get conservative when someone threatens their money.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:12 PM (OQpzc)

402 402 I have to read up on this EMP stuff. I don't know much about it.
Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 09:11 PM
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It's just a novel, but Forchtners (sp?) One Second After gives what is probably a fair depiction of the aftermath. Spoiler: It's a bad time to be aboard an aircraft

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:13 PM (aDwsi)

403 I wonder if normal houses (with all that wiring) and old cars (metal) would act as Faraday Cages. If so, EMPs like what North Korea could do wouldn't do much.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 05:13 PM (QTHTd)

404 EMP strike.  A pulse of energy that overloads the power grid.  Nuclear plants go into shutdown mode while transformers fry.  Will also pulse the electronics that infest modern cars.  Get the smart phones.  Basically if something is operating and has a microchip in the blast radius of the pulse, good chance it will fry and become junk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:14 PM (7Tyhl)

405 The trailer I saw didn't show a transformation, unless I missed it. Was it a little kid's face going all blank? That was kinda creepy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 05:14 PM (ZshNr)

406 I've got three words for ya. Basketball Sure Is Exciting! I don't want the Canadians to win.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 05:14 PM (jucos)

407 Thanks Mike Hammer.  I'll check the library for that.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:14 PM (P6QsQ)

408 >>>I have to read up on this EMP stuff.

Most all devices today, cars, home appliances, communications networks,  cell phones, computers of course, basically everything has at least a very small microchip with embedded software that controls the device.

A powerful burst of electromagnetic energy in the atmosphere can render many, if not most, but not necessarily all of these devices completely useless.

Most Every thing stops

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:14 PM (4Mv1T)

409 #398  I know they would.  Checking my supplies tomorrow and stocking up on things I am low on.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:15 PM (GoIUi)

410 Still bored, dananjcon?


Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 09:09 PM

Ms. M.

As long as I have folks like you to fight with, idle hands will never be my downfall.


Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:15 PM (B2Tuk)

411 What AP said

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:15 PM (4Mv1T)

412 406 I wonder if normal houses (with all that wiring) and old cars (metal) would act as Faraday Cages. If so, EMPs like what North Korea could do wouldn't do much.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 09:13 PM
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Faraday cage, no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

413 I hate EMPs

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:15 PM (SdiSI)

414 I have a metal filing cabinet with some hanging folders. I keep my flashdrives in there when not using them. Sometimes the ebook reader and phone.

That should work for an EMP that isn't detonated over, say, Denver.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 05:16 PM (QTHTd)

415 Basically if something is operating and has a microchip in the blast radius of the pulse, good chance it will fry and become junk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 09:14 PM (7Tyhl)


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So computers too?  No Ace of Spades HQ? 

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:16 PM (P6QsQ)

416 Once again I come to my friends here at the HQ and ask for prayers. My niece has been checked into a re-hab facility in Tuscon.. one of the best in the country.  She has not been the same since giving birth to her twins 4 years ago.  Been on anti-depressants of every variety to the point now she cannot even care for her children and her husband will not leave them with her.  Her husbands boss is paying for it ( man, what a guy!).  Just a simple prayer that she finally gets the help she desperately needs would be appreciated.  I want the sweet niece back that I knew!!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:16 PM (u25eL)

417 Fuck off, raykon

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 06, 2013 05:16 PM (QTHTd)

418 402 I have to read up on this EMP stuff. I don't know much about it.

Short version, you are going to die earlier than you think.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:17 PM (SdiSI)

419 Any more snide remarks and we will DOS this running-dog rat-hole of a site..

Posted by: Muse at April 06, 2013 09:04 PM (aDwsi)

Yeah, whatever, just do it quietly, aright?

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 05:17 PM (8lmkt)

420 Consider it done, jewells45.


Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:18 PM (P6QsQ)

421 This is an article I missed,  which was printed in the Washington Post right before Christmas.

http://tinyurl.com/adzqf7a

But we just had to talk about gay marriage and the swell inauguration.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:18 PM (GoIUi)

422 Short version, you are going to die earlier than you think.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 09:17 PM (SdiSI)


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So what are they going to threaten me with?  Heaven?

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:18 PM (P6QsQ)

423 Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:16 PM (u25eL)

You got it, my friend.  Prayers up for that family and your niece and YOU! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (8lmkt)

424

Why worry? It isn't like conservatives don't have at least on points and carbureted car, and a fireplace and a bbq.

 

It'd be just like camping.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (OQpzc)

425 What happens if Anonymous cripples a blog's interface and nobody notices?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (ZshNr)

426 418 Basically if something is operating and has a
microchip in the blast radius of the pulse, good chance it will fry and
become junk.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 09:14 PM (7Tyhl)

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So computers too? No Ace of Spades HQ?
Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 09:16 PM
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No power, no (contemporary) autos, no anything really, aside from consumables that you manage to loot before everyone else does.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

427 Why don't Japanese or Koreans play BBall Is it because of their eyes?

Posted by: Lyin kING Efn Dickater at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (j+b53)

428
Libs get conservative when someone threatens their money.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 09:12 PM (OQpzc)

It is an amazing Phenomenon...just look at Trump.


Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:19 PM (B2Tuk)

429 >>>It's just a novel, but Forchtners (sp?) One Second After gives what is probably a fair depiction of the aftermath. Spoiler: It's a bad time to be aboard an aircraft

I was pleased to learn that the author is a professor at the teeny little college where I spent my first two years in school

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:20 PM (4Mv1T)

430 The trailer I saw didn't show a transformation, unless I missed it. Was it a little kid's face going all blank? That was kinda creepy. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 09:14 PM (ZshNr)



Hemlock Grove werewolf transformation - very much R rated

http://youtu.be/YNieysjSZW4


I think what makes it extra creepy is Lili Taylor's reaction to it all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:20 PM (Gk3SS)

431 #413  If there is an EMP strike,  you won't be fighting with me.

You will be fighting for survival.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:20 PM (GoIUi)

432 So what are they going to threaten me with? Heaven?

Reality???

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:20 PM (SdiSI)

433 People tend to forget that power companies sell electricity to each other.  So they are interconnected and the circuits balanced.  If good chunks of that grid go down the rest of the grid might go also.  So a whole country in the dark until they can replace what is fried or cut off the damaged areas. 

For example to how tricky this might be.  There is, as of the late 1990s, a custom made transformer for NYC that if it failed would take six months to replace of course that is assuming no other outages.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:21 PM (7Tyhl)

434 The Amish will rule the nation.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:21 PM (P6QsQ)

435 Jewell I am so sad to hear that. I will pray for your niece. =( postpartum depression (if that's what's going on and not some other thing) is underdiagnosed and can be quite devastating. It really messed up my mom after my sister was born.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:22 PM (qPCAa)

436 Prayers Jewells. Family works best when FAMILY does the work.

Brighter days are coming.


Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:22 PM (B2Tuk)

437 A transformer burned in a Boston parking deck last winter near my son's school. The whole campus was without power for days.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:22 PM (4Mv1T)

438 Girls, if an emp strike happens, I call upon us all to group for a tickle fight....

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:22 PM (SdiSI)

439 Most all devices today, cars, home appliances, communications networks, cell phones, computers of course, basically everything has at least a very small microchip with embedded software that controls the device. A powerful burst of electromagnetic energy in the atmosphere can render many, if not most, but not necessarily all of these devices completely useless. Most Every thing stops *** I'm gonna guess that pacemakers would take the hit as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:23 PM (piMMO)

440 432 >>>It's just a novel, but Forchtners (sp?) One Second After gives what is
probably a fair depiction of the aftermath. Spoiler: It's a bad time to
be aboard an aircraft

I was pleased to learn that the author is a professor at the teeny little college where I spent my first two years in school
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 09:20 PM
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Tobacco ,

I have a cousin who is currently a biology Prof. at Montreat

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:24 PM (aDwsi)

441 I'm gonna guess that pacemakers would take the hit as well. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 09:23 PM (piMMO)


Isn't that the initial event in the first ep of Fringe?   Pacemakers getting knocked out?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:24 PM (Gk3SS)

442 made transformer for NYC that if it failed would take six months to replace of course that is assuming no other outages.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 09:21 PM (7Tyhl)

 

I live in Texas. I'm good. California will go Mad Max, but I don't care.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:25 PM (OQpzc)

443 Hey ook, or should I call you rodent liberation front now, and retread and merovign, went back and read some of the comments about my rat issue. hysterical! Rat is still there, but the man of the house knows about it, so I've decided he's got it covered. Trying to decide if we should show it to the kids. They want to see it.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:26 PM (qPCAa)

444 >>>I have a cousin who is currently a biology Prof. at Montreat

I remember my biology professor there from back in the 70's. Has he been there a long time?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:26 PM (4Mv1T)

445 I like tickling girls

Nuances intended

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:26 PM (SdiSI)

446 Trying to decide if we should show it to the kids. They want to see it.

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Kids love gross stuff.  Show them.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:27 PM (P6QsQ)

447 Oh dear, I just realized...in the event of an EMP I will lose all pron.  Penthouses in the attic may be the most valuable asset in a post apocalyptic world. Hahahaha...to think they used to mock me...I will Have my DAY!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:27 PM (B2Tuk)

448 398 Miss Marple. Three EMP bursts over LA, Austin, and DC would put a serious crimp in things.

What things?

*Shoves a dead coyote down throat*

Ma'am?

Posted by: Ray Sist, potato at April 06, 2013 05:27 PM (p7ZVR)

449 Kids love gross stuff. Show them. Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 09:27 PM (P6QsQ) =) a mama after my own heart.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:28 PM (qPCAa)

450 Male Kids love gross stuff. Show them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:28 PM (4Mv1T)

451 What about armor piercing ammo, is it legal?

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:28 PM (SdiSI)

452 447 >>>I have a cousin who is currently a biology Prof. at Montreat

I remember my biology professor there from back in the 70's. Has he been there a long time?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 09:26 PM
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Sexist pig! Nah. it is 'she', and only been at for a few years. Actually is retired and living there...., has lived there for... a long time. Must have been an interesting place to go to school. I'm over there every couple of months to visit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

453 Rat is still there, but the man of the house knows about it, so I've decided he's got it covered. Trying to decide if we should show it to the kids. They want to see it.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:26 PM (qPCAa)

 

Heh. Rat disposal is a man's duty. Get him out there. How is half a rat carcass a lot more creepy than a chicken carcass? Might as well show it to them, so they won't get creeped out when you send them ratting after the EMP. Protein is good.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:29 PM (OQpzc)

454 Isn't that the initial event in the first ep of Fringe? Pacemakers getting knocked out? *** I've never seen it, but I am not feeling comforted.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:29 PM (piMMO)

455 Hasn't EMP has been banned? If so we're good to go. 

Also, I'm giving Barry Sycacuse plus six.  It's win-win.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 06, 2013 05:30 PM (WM+rJ)

456 If you like your EMP....

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:31 PM (B2Tuk)

457 Heh. Rat disposal is a man's duty. Get him out there. How is half a rat carcass a lot more creepy than a chicken carcass? Might as well show it to them, so they won't get creeped out when you send them ratting after the EMP. Protein is good. Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 09:29 PM (OQpzc) hey! good point. the kids are boys, so, no worries. oh crap! I just realized more rats are probably going to come and finished it off tonight. oh wait... what am I saying, that's a good thing!

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:31 PM (qPCAa)

458 We'll just stick signs at the borders saying that the US is an EMP free zone. We're good.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 05:32 PM (jucos)

459 MALE kids love gross stuff.


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Nah.  My daughter used to love catching fish and then gutting them and poking their eyes out.  She's a nurse now.  Nothing grosses her out, except burn wounds.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:32 PM (P6QsQ)

460 Thank you all.. it means a lot to me because I know you mean it and will do it.  It has broken my heart to see the sweet little girl I knew, then the sweet teenager and then young adult become so messed up.  She is on FIVE different drugs, 3 of them anti-depressants!!  She could not even put a coherent sentence together.  Her twins are such beautiful little girls, they could easily be models.  She was just never the same after giving birth.  I know even just one baby is a handful, can only imagine 2!!  But the post partum depression turned into something much worse.  I saw my neighbor of several years go thru this and she ended up taking her own life.  I can't bear the thought of this happening to my niece.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:32 PM (u25eL)

461 alright what is  mido Kadia  , a person a group?

also what's this about an EMP

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

462 elizabethe, the half eaten dead rat is a metaphor on how the FSA will operate when civilization collapses.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:33 PM (7Tyhl)

463 Israel strikes back http://www.timesofisrael.com/as-cyber-war-begins-israeli-hackers-hit-back/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:33 PM (piMMO)

464 oh wait... what am I saying, that's a good thing!

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:31 PM (qPCAa)

 

You'll make a killing with the first rat burger stand after the EMP.

1. EMP

2. Rats

3. Profit!

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:33 PM (OQpzc)

465 Jewelss, ppd can be a horrid experience, when so many meds are used for a long period of time , one isn't sure if perhaps the meds are assisting in the problem?

Im so sorry she is experiencing this, i know it is really difficult on the children and spouse. I hope everyone hangs in there for her,  It is possible she can recover.

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

466 456 .......... Protein is good..........

=================

Yeah, I've explained this to the dog and cat, and how I'm at the top of the food chain. They're cool with...., but..., there have been a couple of time when I've awakened at night to see them sitting on the bed staring at me.

Note to self: Keep Steyr M9 under pillow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:34 PM (aDwsi)

467 But the post partum depression turned into something much worse. I saw my neighbor of several years go thru this and she ended up taking her own life. I can't bear the thought of this happening to my niece. Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:32 PM (u25eL)


Jewells, you and yours are in my prayers.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:35 PM (Gk3SS)

468 I'll step out onto my porch and get a couple of shotgun blasts in too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2013 05:35 PM (jucos)

469 >>>Nah. My daughter used to love catching fish and then gutting them and poking their eyes out. She's a nurse now. Nothing grosses her out, except burn wounds.

This is a MOST excellent point. I have hoped to get my 16yo son interested in medicine in particular, and healthcare in general. He won't even squash a bug by himself. Might be too squeamish for that career path.

Hell of a ball player, but not NBA material.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 06, 2013 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

470 467 oh wait... what am I saying, that's a good thing! Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:31 PM (qPCAa) FFS, where do you live? Anacostia?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:35 PM (1KpOl)

471 anna, what's FSA? I tried googling but I'm pretty sure you don't mean flexible spending accounts or any of the other things that came up.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:35 PM (qPCAa)

472 The HG werewolf video is frozen. It's the tablets fault I'm sure. I'll check it out on PC in a bit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 05:36 PM (ZshNr)

473 Girls, we all die, lets hope its without pain.

Amen.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:36 PM (SdiSI)

474 But the post partum depression turned into something much worse.

--------

Depression is an extremely dangerous thing.  People who have never suffered clinical depression tend to underestimate its horrendous effects.  I'm glad she has a supportive family.  I will pray that her mind heals and she can get back to being a healthy mom for her girls.

I too had post-partum depression.  I have never been so frightened.  It was terrifying.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:36 PM (P6QsQ)

475 Israeli Elite Strike Force
bow down

nice

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

476 Note to self: Keep Steyr M9 under pillow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 09:34 PM (aDwsi)

 

1. EMP

2. Pet chili

3. Sleep soundly.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (OQpzc)

477 FSA = Free Sh*t Army   the parasites killing this country.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (7Tyhl)

478 474 anna, what's FSA? Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:35 PM (qPCAa) Free Shit Army. Occupy Your Front Yard. Obamaphone Lady. People who think government's proper role is to take other people's shit and give it to them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (bxiXv)

479 If you want to read a light-hearted story about living in American in the wake of an EMP attack...don't read me.

Posted by: One Second Later at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (cHRDM)

480 Girls, we all die, lets hope its without pain.

Amen.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 09:36 PM (SdiSI)


ok we agree on this 1 thing  yet there is the old saying


no pain no gain.

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (nqBYe)

481 Thank you alex.  I'm so grateful for even one moment you all can spare to think of her and lift her up in prayer.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (u25eL)

482 Oops - One Second Later might be an uplifting book, I certainly am not.

Posted by: One Second After at April 06, 2013 05:37 PM (cHRDM)

483 FFS, where do you live? Anacostia? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 09:35 PM (1KpOl) I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! right!!!!!! NO, I'm in fucking dupont! major rat problem ever since we've been here. in fact, I was looking up predator urine to keep the little guys out of our car and one review was from a girl in dupont who had rats eat all the wiring out of her car.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:38 PM (qPCAa)

484 461 We'll just stick signs at the borders saying that the US is an EMP free zone. We're good.

Right. We'll just fire both barrels through the door!

Genius!

Posted by: Ray Sist, potato at April 06, 2013 05:38 PM (p7ZVR)

485 447

amen mama winger.

it's Really tough stuff.

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

486 mama winger..how did you deal with it?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:38 PM (u25eL)

487 Jewells, wow.  Things keep happening around you.  Stay well and the same for your daughter.

*pauses*  Wasn't Book of Eli about a post-EMP America?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:39 PM (7Tyhl)

488 I don't mind dieing, but will fight to make it painless.


Lincoln is a great  movie.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:39 PM (SdiSI)

489 Girls, we all die, lets hope its without pain.

Amen.

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 09:36 PM (SdiSI)

 

My wife isn't gonna die. We have a contract. No quitting allowed.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:39 PM (OQpzc)

490 NO, I'm in fucking dupont! major rat problem ever since we've been here. You know, I don't have these problems in Alexandria. Jus sayin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:40 PM (1KpOl)

491 Notice on the news re: the Israeli strike-back on the hacking ops, the commenter complaining about the skulls, saying "pro palestinian hackers did not have these inhumane and terrorizing pictures." You see, right there. Complete fucking fantasy world. There are people who do NOT live in the real world, and they support and defend mass murder and hate by pretending it's fluffy bunnies and smiles. And you *cannot* get through to them, because everything is run through a filter - the real world is BANNED in their brains!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 05:40 PM (bxiXv)

492 You know, I don't have these problems in Alexandria. Jus sayin. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 09:40 PM (1KpOl) counting the minutes till we can move, baby. the minutes.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:40 PM (qPCAa)

493 Sean, sounds like you need to visit DuPont to secure another alternate protein source.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:41 PM (7Tyhl)

494 Oh secksy rady....

oh oh Gunrum styre

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)

495 mama winger..how did you deal with it?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:38 PM (u25eL)

----------------


Inpatient treatment.  Several times over several years.  I'm still on depression meds more than 30 years later.  I've suffered with clinical depression since I was a teenager, but childbirth made it much worse.  I still check in with my (Christian) therapist and (Christian) psychiatrist on a regular basis. 


And prayer.  Lots and lots of prayer. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:41 PM (P6QsQ)

496 486 FFS, where do you live? Anacostia?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 09:35 PM (1KpOl)

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! right!!!!!!

NO, I'm in fucking dupont! major rat problem ever since we've been here.

in fact, I was looking up predator urine to keep the little guys out of our car and one review was from a girl in dupont who had rats eat all the wiring out of her car. Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:38 PM
=============

Probably bio-degradable wire insulation, it's all the rage, it just doesn't work worth a shit..., like lead-free solder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:41 PM (aDwsi)

497 The HG werewolf video is frozen. It's the tablets fault I'm sure. I'll check it out on PC in a bit. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 06, 2013 09:36 PM (ZshNr)



Oh pish and tiffle, blame youtube not the tablet.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:42 PM (Gk3SS)

498 in fact, I was looking up predator urine to keep the little guys out of our car and one review was from a girl in dupont who had rats eat all the wiring out of her car.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:38 PM (qPCAa)

 

Buy the kids pellet guns and pay them a bounty per dead rat. There is historical precedent. Make it a lesson. And burn down any thatch cottages nearby.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:42 PM (OQpzc)

499 Girls
Lincoln
Asked in the movie, did you choose to be born?

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:43 PM (SdiSI)

500 Probably bio-degradable wire insulation, it's all the rage, it just doesn't work worth a shit..., like lead-free solder. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 09:41 PM (aDwsi) wow, what can't environmentalists do?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:43 PM (qPCAa)

501 Merovign,  They like their insanity, it is comforting to them, if they are in the right, nothing bad will happen to them,  and if it does they always have someone else to blame.

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:43 PM (nqBYe)

502 Ook? Kids hunting rats.

You just gave me a Lucifer's Hammer flashback.  Of the survivors organizing the children to hunt rats to protect their crops and to provide extra meat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:44 PM (7Tyhl)

503 counting the minutes till we can move, baby. the minutes. You can move now. See, we have this thing in DC called "the Metro". It's a big subway thingy. You can go anywhere on it. Like, say, between a home in the vermin-free Virginia burbs to anywhere in DC.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:44 PM (1KpOl)

504 And you *cannot* get through to them, because everything is run through a filter - the real world is BANNED in their brains! *** No. there is no negotiating.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:44 PM (piMMO)

505 *mama*

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

506 Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:32 PM (u25eL)

Jewells, we are the people of life and light. God will be with you and your niece no matter what happens.  Best to the twins they will be in good hands. My wife has had three surgeries in the past year (back and shoulder) time, patience, good doctors and faith  helped us through through some tough times. I Pray you and yours are equally blessed.
 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:45 PM (B2Tuk)

507 What is that C.S. Lewis quote?

"We do not have souls.  We are souls who have bodies."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:46 PM (7Tyhl)

508 I have six rat bate stations here. Lots of bird feed also

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:46 PM (SdiSI)

509 You can move now. See, we have this thing in DC called "the Metro". It's a big subway thingy. You can go anywhere on it. Like, say, between a home in the vermin-free Virginia burbs to anywhere in DC. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 09:44 PM (1KpOl) oh good, so you are going to come and buy our house then? thanks. I'll start packing.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:46 PM (qPCAa)

510 504 Merovign, They like their insanity, it is comforting to them, if they are in the right, nothing bad will happen to them, and if it does they always have someone else to blame. Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 09:43 PM (nqBYe) Something bad always happens when your ideas defy reality as it actually happens.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 05:47 PM (bxiXv)

511 You know, I don't have these problems in Alexandria. Jus sayin. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 09:40 PM (1KpOl) =============================== Not even the rates want to hang in Anacostia. They are smart.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2013 05:47 PM (jucos)

512 You just gave me a Lucifer's Hammer flashback. Of the survivors organizing the children to hunt rats to protect their crops and to provide extra meat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 09:44 PM (7Tyhl)

 

Every disaster has already been war gamed by sci-fi writers. Us sci-fi readers are gonna survive.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:47 PM (OQpzc)

513 Oh, cheery thought for the day, when the world burns, and there's nothing left but rats digging through rubble looking for food, you won't be the rats, you'll be the food. We may not be able to save it, but cleansing fire doesn't give a shit what it cleanses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 05:47 PM (bxiXv)

514 It's Talking Bologna Time, kids!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 06, 2013 05:48 PM (mN8D3)

515 oh my gosh mama winger.. had no idea.  Well, she does have a very strong Christian mom and of course all of us are pulling for her and praying.  My SIL said she would give me an address where I could send cards or letters.  I plan on sending several.. just to let her know we all love her and support her and are praying.  I'm not much of a church goer.. but I pray every night for my loved ones and Gods strength and wisdom to get thru  not just the tough times but the good.  I wake up some mornings, my back is good and my first words are "thank you Lord for this blessing".  We cannot just turn to God when times are tough, we must also thank him for the little things that make our lives good.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:48 PM (u25eL)

516 wow, what can't environmentalists do? Laugh Think. Perform useful work. Have an orgasm. I'm sure there's more that they can't do, but that was just what came to mind immediately.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:48 PM (1KpOl)

517 Here's a fun little piece at Powerline about the "journalists" who take it upon themselves to lecture us about guns, a topic on which their knowledge costs of buzz words like "semiautomatic." It seems that some actually went to a gun range to hold and fire one of those talismans of reichwing evil.

Hilarity ensued. 

Then someone handed me a Glock.

There suddenly was only one overriding truth and it was exploding in my hands, like a tiny cannon. I held on as my kindly gun-range instructor urged me to breathe deeply and squeeze gently.

“Good, good,” he kept saying, but I felt like I was holding on for dear life.

But I felt no sense of “gun control” — not much better than the member of our party who screamed and dropped the weapon on a table after it fired.


http://tinyurl.com/bnao8rg


Nice picture, that.  The intrepid journalista fires a dreaded handgun, drops it and shrieks like a 5 year-old girl. I'll put money on the proposition that this was a grownup metrosexual male who considers himself open-minded and progressive, and only wants to teach us. For the children and stuff.


Fuck these people.



Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 06, 2013 05:49 PM (vpQ1M)

518 Liberals say 'Bush did it!' without realizing they sound like a jihadi who just spray and prayed missing everyone.  And instead of blaming their lack of skill blame it on the will of allah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 06, 2013 05:49 PM (7Tyhl)

519 And you *cannot* get through to them, because everything is run through a filter - the real world is BANNED in their brains!

Did somebody really just say that?

Posted by: Ray Sist, potato at April 06, 2013 05:49 PM (p7ZVR)

520 man Ace of Spades HQ...miss 400+ posts miss a lot...

so are we discussing post partum, the lack of reality filter for the Koos kids, or all of the above?

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:50 PM (LRFds)

521  I have six rat bate stations here. Lots of bird feed also

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 09:46 PM (SdiSI)

 

Rat traps, pigeon traps. Same thing. Although, I think pigeon tastes better.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:50 PM (OQpzc)

522 mamawinger, I am giving you massive hugs. My mom had postpartum depression after my sister was born and it has been a lifelong struggle for her starting with being misdiagnosed with one mental illness after another and changing meds and just everything. I'm glad you have support and faith.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:50 PM (qPCAa)

523 I wake up some mornings, my back is good and my first words are "thank you Lord for this blessing". We cannot just turn to God when times are tough, we must also thank him for the little things that make our lives good.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:48 PM (u25eL)


---------


I do the same thing.  Last month I went to visit my mom in Arizona.  It was 8 degrees here at home, and 94 degrees by her.  I sat at her pool in the sunshine and laughed out loud and said, "Thanks God - this feels swell!"


Yeah I'm a weirdo. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:51 PM (P6QsQ)

524 Anonymous announces second wave of attacks http://rt.com/news/opisrael-anonymous-final-warning-448/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:51 PM (piMMO)

525 Lincoln
The movie
The words had a sensual calm

Reminds me of Obama

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:51 PM (SdiSI)

526 521 Ms Puma,

Imagine a clockwork deist Jihadi....

yeah it is hard to do...

hey habib god don't really give a shit if you blow up the pizza parlor beyond you broke his fucking rules on murder assholes....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

527 503 Probably bio-degradable wire insulation, it's all the rage, it just doesn't work worth a shit..., like lead-free solder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 09:41 PM (aDwsi)

wow, what can't environmentalists do?
=====================

Well..., anything meaningful.
In some jurisdictions, notably CA and IL, allowable lead content for manufactured products is at or below naturally occurring ambient levels. A friend in the CD manufacturing business has done the calculation, and in order for their CD's to sell into those markets, the level must extremely low. To give you a sense of it, a child would have to EAT 24 CD's a day for a month before they had consumed enough lead to reach Child Protection Act levels of lead ingested

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

528 elizabethe -  your mom is very lucky to have a daughter like you.  I bet you are the light of her life.

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)

529 Thank you danajcon.. damn tough year for you and yours.  Thank God we have each other right?  I swear.. really.. you guys have cheered me up thru some of my darkest days.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (u25eL)

530 Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 06, 2013 09:49 PM (vpQ1M) so, of course they will come to the conclusion that their one, first time, experience with firing a gun is the exact same as what everyone else experiences when firing a gun and how could anyone possibly control such a thing.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (qPCAa)

531 Anna  that always reminds me of ;
And the word of Hashem came to me, saying, 'Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you, and before you came out of the womb, I

Posted by: willow at April 06, 2013 05:52 PM (nqBYe)

532 Did someone mention treehoppers? http://preview.tinyurl.com/cfhw7bp (Scroll down to "Representative Male Courtship Calls". It's a regular cornucopia!)

Posted by: Thorvald at April 06, 2013 05:53 PM (1V6Pv)

533 We may not be able to save it, but cleansing fire doesn't give a shit what it cleanses.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2013 09:47 PM (bxiXv)

 

Hey, we need to get a grip. Did the Vor quit just because the Cetagandans had plasma weapons? No, they did not. Duty means you fight until you are an hour dead. God hates quitters.

 

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:53 PM (OQpzc)

534 519 Sean Bannion,

Sean, Jewell et al...

I sincerely am reading through the thread if anyone is in serious pain I am sorry for the jocular posts above and hope y'all are well....


if anyone needs me just flash a question mark over the night sky...

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

535 WTF....do I smell a troll??

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:54 PM (B2Tuk)

536 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Pujw98O8o

Sandi Robison answers the question, what is the grooviest thing up til now in the world?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 06, 2013 05:55 PM (0It32)

537 538 WTF....do I smell a troll??

Its the evil one, irony

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 05:55 PM (SdiSI)

538 so, of course they will come to the conclusion that their one, first time, experience with firing a gun is the exact same as what everyone else experiences when firing a gun and how could anyone possibly control such a thing. Wanna go shooting?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:55 PM (1KpOl)

539 538 danajcon,

not unless I forgot my speedstick by mennen....

Harlekwin<----sven...perhaps borderline troll but not five alarm moonbat troll

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

540 blessing". We cannot just turn to God when times are tough, we must also thank him for the little things that make our lives good.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 09:48 PM (u25eL)

 

Amen, jewells. I'm one of those 88k this month, and I give all the credit to God. He really did save us from losing it all.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 05:56 PM (OQpzc)

541 lol- mama.. done the same thing.  Sometimes it's just the little things that brighten my day. We are planning a trip to AZ. FINALLY!!  Been 6 years since we have been.. so looking forward to seeing my BIL and SIL.  Getting my hubby on a plane may be a challenge though.. he hasn't flown since August of 2001.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 05:56 PM (u25eL)

542 @520 Ahahahaha. My wife was a buck ten and shot a cylinder of .44 Ruger Blackhawk 20 years ago. Not one shriek.

Posted by: Beagle at April 06, 2013 05:56 PM (sOtz/)

543 #538  We have doing a good job of ignoring it.  Carry on.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 06, 2013 05:56 PM (GoIUi)

544 540 Lack,

Lick how the hell are you?

So are you Gerg or yector Lack?

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 06, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)

545 Hacktivist = drone strike.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 06, 2013 05:57 PM (1V6Pv)

546 Oh yeah.  That Great Gatsby trailer has me convinced that this version will be shattering all box office records for like, forever.

Posted by: Fritz at April 06, 2013 05:57 PM (WM+rJ)

547

"NO, I'm in fucking dupont! major rat problem ever since we've been here."

 

When I lived there, I remember sitting at some outside at some restaurant on Conn. Ave, near the Zoo, and this rodent came out behind a bush a few feet away from where we were sitting. At first I thought it was a squirrel - then I saw the tail. We ended up taking our plates and wine inside the restaurant even though it was a beautiful spring evening because all I could think about was damn rats in the bushes, which made it hard to relax.

 

 So they were around back in the '80's, even in chi-chi NW DC, but it wasn't as bad as it sounds like it is right now.

 

Of course, there are more human rats around there now too....

Posted by: Donna V. at April 06, 2013 05:58 PM (R3gO3)

548 Hacktivist = drone strike. *** No kidding. #ThatsADroneStrike

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2013 05:58 PM (piMMO)

549 so, of course they will come to the conclusion that their one, first time, experience with firing a gun is the exact same as what everyone else experiences when firing a gun and how could anyone possibly control such a thing. Posted by: elizabethe at April 06, 2013 09:52 PM (qPCAa) Because they literally have no imagination or empathy at all. They live in a well-defined fantasy world, and things that defy their expectation are UNPOSSIBLE! It's why they so casually say the dumbest, most unobservant or ignorant things and aren't even embarrassed by it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 05:58 PM (bxiXv)

550 Fuck these people.



Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 06, 2013 09:49 PM (vpQ1M)


I'd really rather not.


In yet more movie news, just watched the new red band This Is The End trailer and "Hermione just stole all of our shit" may be my current favorite movie line. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at April 06, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

551 Heads up!! good tune...Reelin in the years, Steely Dan.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 06, 2013 05:58 PM (B2Tuk)

552 549 Oh yeah. That Great Gatsby trailer has me convinced that this version will be shattering all box office records for like, forever. ::: taps chin with finger :::: Hmmmm, I am sensing, perhaps,a soupçon of sarcasm here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 06, 2013 05:59 PM (1KpOl)

553 ONT up

Posted by: mama winger at April 06, 2013 06:00 PM (P6QsQ)

554 Awww.. my hubby just gave me my birthday card and in it was a check so I could go get another massage from the massage therapist (she did wonders!).  My back is slowly getting better!  But praise God.. slow but progress!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 06, 2013 06:01 PM (u25eL)

555 I cleaned my rat bait stations recently, lots of mold, and the rat bait only lasts about a year or so...

Posted by: Like at April 06, 2013 06:01 PM (SdiSI)

556 God hates quitters. Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at April 06, 2013 09:53 PM (OQpzc) God also hates people who hide in their basement and then light their own houses on fire. It's not a war if you're stupid, it's just stupid.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 06, 2013 06:01 PM (bxiXv)

557 Merovign, ur fantasticles. Is this thread still on?

Posted by: Ray Sist, potato at April 06, 2013 06:18 PM (p7ZVR)

558 Awful news about Rick Warren's son and the Americans in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Baldy at April 06, 2013 06:27 PM (opS9C)

559 511 I have six rat bate stations here. ---------- Rat-sized bunks equipped with the latest in rat pron?

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at April 06, 2013 06:35 PM (U82Km)

560 I think an EMP would be the best thing that could happen to us. Imagine a world with no cell phones, cars newer than the 70's that could not start, no cable TV, no internet, the 'gummit" shut down (thank you God) and millions of gun owners out here defending the back 40 as it should have been from the beginning. I have many Russian Guns and 25K rounds of ammo for them. I have the tools to fix them (hammer and duct tape). I would miss AoSHg, and all of you special, lovely people. Other than that, I'm good. Bring it on.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at April 06, 2013 09:38 PM (WzlTW)

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