July 09, 2013

Forensic Expert: Trayvon Martin Was Atop Zimmerman When He Was Shot
— Ace

How does he know? The separation between clothing and skin at the time of the shooting. If Trayvon were standing, or on his back, his t-shirt would be right next to his skin or actually resting on top of it.

But that's not the case in the Martin shooting, where the evidence indicates the shirt was hanging 2-4 inches away from his skin -- the distance a shirt would hang from the body were the wearer leaning over someone.

The prosecution is having another rough day. Attempting to rebut the notion that Zimmerman needed to shoot Martin were he in fear for his life, the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight.



I imagine (but don't know) that the following is about BDLR speculating about the martial arts uses of a flashlight. Update: Actually I think the line of speculation is that Zimmerman's injuries could have been caused by something else, like him hitting a tree or something. I've joined in progress so I don't know.




Live video of the trial here. The prosecution is cross-examining the forensics expert, I think.

Posted by: Ace at 10:08 AM | Comments (709)
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1 the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight. Second guessing, and stuff.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:09 AM (MMC8r)

2 nesting

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:09 AM (ZPrif)

3 And loose shit, Ace.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:10 AM (MMC8r)

4 i feel warm and safe nested here

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:10 AM (ZPrif)

5 I feel as if the walls are closing on me, as if I am boxed in...

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 09, 2013 10:10 AM (CdQRQ)

6 Zimmerman loaded that flashlight with hollowpoint batteries, which proves intent.

Posted by: Michael Savage at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (MMC8r)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (/PCJa)

8 I feel like a mime.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (codCi)

9 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (/PCJa)

10 the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight.


Not to mention a coldly disapproving stare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (8ZskC)

11

its allll blueeee

 

is CAC here?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:11 AM (zOTsN)

12 This is me not telling ace that he forgot to close his tags.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (/PCJa)

13 it's like a cone of silence

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (ZPrif)

14 is this the vagina gun holster?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (zOTsN)

15 Jorge's Tarbaby-Fu was unstoppable.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (codCi)

16 I'm a man in the box.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (Fz2C7)

17 shhh ... don't tell him. It's safer here inside the cave

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (ZPrif)

18 Prosecution is a smug twit. Ugh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (baL2B)

19 it is the cone of silence.  We are free from the NSA in here!!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:12 AM (zOTsN)

20 Gonna riot either way, just need to know when to start for maximum effect

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 09, 2013 10:13 AM (entLs)

21 Actually I think the line of speculation is that Zimmerman's injuries could have been caused by something else, like him hitting a tree or something. Really? Someone needs to take this prosecutor out behind the woodshed. Then they need to explain the terms "burden of proof" and "beyond reasonable doubt."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:13 AM (/PCJa)

22

its a coffin

 

its symbolizes the State's case

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:13 AM (zOTsN)

23 Come for the content, stay to see Ace struggle with code.

Posted by: Mark formally in Spokane, now in Sandy Ut at July 09, 2013 10:13 AM (xGX1p)

24 It's only in the Cave of the Unclosed Tag where Ace reveals his secret mind-thoughts.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:13 AM (ZPrif)

25 Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 02:13 PM (zOTsN) So where are the nails?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (/PCJa)

26 Hangin' down makes shirt/hoodie/tighter in his balding opinion.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (baL2B)

27 Not to mention a coldly disapproving stare. ROTFL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (7vPJI)

28 Prosecutor all about thug life yo

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:14 AM (zOTsN)

29 And Ace is off not reading the comments in his Fortress of Solitude, also known as the bathroom.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (codCi)

30 Help me find the keys to the bus and we'll all ride out of here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (BAS5M)

31 Is there any chance at all this case will be over and the verdict in by Friday? I'd like to be with my "Zimmerman is guilty because MSNBC says so" father-in-law when it takes a jury 15 minutes to acquit (fingers crossed).

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (qbVkk)

32

Friggin' echo chamber

 

lulz

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

33 Prosecutor said "retard!"

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (baL2B)

34 Maybe that is the plan anyway, make the DA prosecute an unwinnable case so that when he is acquitted the riots can begin and Bambi can send out the dogs.

Posted by: bbz at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (entLs)

35 It's like we're in the Phantom Zone. Don't piss off Zod.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (ZPrif)

36 Prosecution seems to not understand they need to prove beyond reasonable doubt, not speculate beyond a hypothetical.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (C2//T)

37 Weblog Impossible: A tired Smart Milblog® gets a new lease on life with an attractive all-gray makeover.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (8ZskC)

38 I miss Diamond Jeantel. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (lVPtV)

39 Oh, REALLY, MR. ZIMMERMAN??? Isn't it TRUE that your could have given the Victim a Moe-Howard-style poke-in-the-eyes at the time?!?!??

Posted by: SuperProsecutor at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

40 Heh, this look actually works.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (UypUQ)

41 It's like Kansas before the tornado, all grey and old-timey.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:16 AM (ZPrif)

42 Heh, this look actually works.

It's slimming.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (codCi)

43 I kinda like the grey.  It's soothing.  Sort of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (lVPtV)

44

Prosecution seems to not understand they need to prove beyond reasonable doubt, not speculate beyond a hypothetical.

 

He was out sick that day in law school.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (BAS5M)

45 </blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (UypUQ)

46 Well, I made it into the barrel,,,

*crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (GQ72I)

47 Back to nose fracture...important. duh. I hate this guy's whine.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (baL2B)

48 Love the new look to the room!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (XrGnJ)

49 Voltron has turned the blog grey!

Posted by: George Orwell mixing his formula metaphors at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (IZTTb)

50 38 you mean Sapphire

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (3ZtZW)

51

After the state's questioning of Di Maio the CNN commentator said Di Maio "eviscerated" the prosecution's case. He did, its over, or should be.

The "Justice for Trayvon" thingy is no longer operable.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 09, 2013 10:17 AM (3LaGb)

52 no.  not by Friday.  they will argue over rebuttal, then over judges instructions to the jury.  they may start deliberations but I don't think they will finish them too fast.  These ladies don't want their houses to burn down afterall.  plus the FSA needs the weekend to organize

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (zOTsN)

53 So... here's a question. When all of this is done, and GZ is proven outright innocent, can he sue the State for wrongful prosecution?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (/PCJa)

54 This DA is all over the place and I'd bet losing the jury. There's no rhyme or reason to his question. Jump back and forth between subjects.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (X6akg)

55 The prosecutor talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: George Orwell mixing his formula metaphors at July 09, 2013 10:18 AM (IZTTb)

56 bump for freshness

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (codCi)

57

The prosecution seems to be operating as if they merely need to raise questions about the state's case and GZ is then guilty.

These guys for the state are pathetic and bad at their jobs.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (3LaGb)

58 When all of this is done, and GZ is proven outright innocent, can he sue the State for wrongful prosecution?


Not unless he can establish there was no probable cause to prosecute in the first place.  That's a very low bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (8ZskC)

59 suits the mood, no?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (zOTsN)

60 Try it again?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (Fz2C7)

61     53  So... here's a question.

When all of this is done, and GZ is proven outright innocent, can he sue the State for wrongful prosecution?
*
*
And can he do it from Iceland?  Or someplace else that's safe?

Posted by: Emperor Caligula at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (BDU/a)

62 boom shakalaka

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (ZPrif)

63 Maybe the prosecutor can file a motion to acquit.

Posted by: DC Zombie at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (1U7Jo)

64 Oh, I get it ace. Rather than fixing your mistake, you just nuke all the comments. Is that it?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (/PCJa)

65

BAM!!! goes the comments.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (nELVU)

66 This case was already a losing one for the prosection, but it appears that Di Maio has dealt the coup de grace. Everything is as Zimmerman described it, he was in reasonable fear of his life so his actions did not represent those of a "depraved mind", meaning "with reckless disregard for human life" in Florida's legal definition. I still think that the jurors will hang 5-1 toward acquittal, but the prosecution has been so thoroughly embarassed that they won't bother to retry if it hangs.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (a3iAA)

67 MY EYES!!!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (codCi)

68 Oh. They're back.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (/PCJa)

69 AllenG: "Someone needs to take this prosecutor out behind the woodshed. Then they need to explain the terms 'burden of proof' and 'beyond reasonable doubt.'" Yep. It struck me, reading Legal Insurrection's coverage: The state really seems to think they win if they can establish reasonable doubt that GZ acted in self-defense.

Posted by: JPS at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (g11mv)

70 I miss the comfort of the gloomy grey box

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (zOTsN)

71 We are getting into grassy knoll and magic bullet territory here. If the prosecutor is a twit you must acquit!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 10:19 AM (g1DWB)

72 the light .. nooooo ... my eyes ... it burns

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (ZPrif)

73 Gee, I kinda liked the new look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (BDU/a)

74 48 more shades of grey and this place is officially homogenious. Emo walls FTW

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Hate, it's whats for breakfast!) at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (jopHG)

75 Any minute now the prosecutor will run into the middle of the courtroom and yell at the judge "Punked!"

Posted by: George Orwell mixing his formula metaphors at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (IZTTb)

76 Not unless he can establish there was no probable cause to prosecute in the first place. You mean like having an initial investigation that decided there was no probable cause to prosecute?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:20 AM (/PCJa)

77

SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (3ZtZW)

78 more shades of grey and this place is officially homogenious

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (codCi)

79 This case will live on in law schools as a to don't list for future prosecutors. 

Posted by: Mark formally in Spokane, now in Sandy Ut at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (xGX1p)

80 As long as America is creating a whole new set of traditions, such a monarchy, we can start with this case the tradition of putting the defendant into 'protective' custody before the verdict is read.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (epxV4)

81 Fuckin' HTML tags; how do they work?

Posted by: Andy at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (NEJZR)

82

We're all part of the quote now.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (BuYeH)

83 All this proves is that Zimmerman is a racist homophobe who murdered Traytable just because he was on top trying to rape him.

Posted by: Justiss for Traytable at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (ggRof)

84 and if her vagina were a flashlight, she could use the tampons for light days

Posted by: Mallfly at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (bJm7W)

85 I feel like an illegal alien what has just come out of the shadows. I liked the shadows better.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (g1DWB)

86 No kidding? Not expert on firearm or holster.

I hope he keeps saying hoodie. Good!

Stupid...he does not testify to treatment. How many times has he said that in ten minutes? Is this a stall to fill time or what?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (baL2B)

87 U R doing it wrong.

Posted by: Stalin's chief show trial prosecutor at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (IZTTb)

88 If the jury hangs 5-1, the 1 should be a pariah forever. Instead she'll be a keynote speaker at the 2016 DNC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 09, 2013 10:21 AM (qbVkk)

89 Tactical flashlights effective self-defense tools at night - they are bright enough to hurt, and they will temporarily blind someone who unknowly is looking right at your fist. However, they are totally useless if the perp is grabbing you. He doesn't need to see to hit you.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (TbVAj)

90 Any chance the MSM covers the civil trial for malicious prosecution?

Posted by: The Chicken at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (Pr6hk)

91 As our Queens noted, The poor poor table.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (codCi)

92

Damn.  I thought you all were just embellishing when you said he wrote the book...

 

Actually wrote the damn book(s)

 

Heh

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (fWAjv)

93 It's like walking outside.  Where it's scary.  And people do things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (BAS5M)

94 If the jury hangs 5-1, the 1 should be a pariah forever. Instead she'll be a keynote speaker at the 2016 DNC. Unless it hangs 5 - 1 the other way.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (/PCJa)

95 Finally.....DA is done. Redirect by West.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (X6akg)

96 Forensic Expert: Trayvon Martin Was Atop Zimmerman When He Was Shot So what you're really saying is Zimmerman is a bottom.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (IZTTb)

97 So far this prosecutor has done an superb job of bringing up reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 10:22 AM (SzAZ7)

98 At this point I think the State just want to get it over with.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 09, 2013 10:23 AM (UypUQ)

99

it was not a tactical flashlight

 

 

ME laughed when he saw it

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:23 AM (zOTsN)

100 If my penis was George Zimmerman's gun it would have shot it's load.


My penis is not George Zimmerman's gun.

It's much more fun.

It made some babies.

Didn't kill some dude with rabies.


Peace out.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:23 AM (Hx2XA)

101 Well, State, that was great! I learned a lot! (quoted by Dr. Bao).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:23 AM (baL2B)

102 For shits and giggles, went to MSDNC, and Lisa Bloom is saying the prosecution has "made some really strong points."

o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (lVPtV)

103 Wait, what? The prosecutor actually said a hypothetical must be true, right? Arrrrrggggghhhh. Okay, swinging back into the prosecution is just that stupid camp. As far as the martial arts use of a flashlight, that six D cell Maglight in my car isn't there primarily to provide illumination. I mean, sure, it'll come in handy to flag down passing aircraft after I use it to bludgeon that bear, but that's not it's main purpose.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (VtjlW)

104 Doc did say at the end that Z is right handed....actually he's ambi. Writes left handed, shoots right handed.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (X6akg)

105 >> However, they are totally useless if the perp is grabbing you. He doesn't need to see to hit you. And if the perp is grabbing at your gun, the last thing you should be thinking about is how to get to your Surefire.

Posted by: Andy at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (NEJZR)

106

does the prosecutor have some magic testimony he saved for rebuttal the GZ shot left handed?

 

Why close with that?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

107 Finally.....DA is done. Nother Q: when GZ gets acquitted, does the State offer this poor DA's head on a (figurative. Probably) platter to appease the rioters?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (/PCJa)

108 If my penis was the jury... hung.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:24 AM (Hx2XA)

109

Andrew Branca, LOSD@LawSelfDefense

 

 

West: "Do you need your notes after refreshing your recollection?" "Oh, no." Contrasting with Bao.

 

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Heh.  Burn

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (eytER)

110 Just alert me with a Flaming Skull BEFORE the verdict is announced.  I want to be ready for the riots and such.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (71LDo)

111 The state is about to release its final tactic, the prosecutor is gonna go full Biden and just start laughing and grinning like a tard at everything the witness says. You can't fight back against the full Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (g1DWB)

112 Doc did say at the end that Z is right handed....actually he's ambi. Writes left handed, shoots right handed.

Right eye dominate one would guess.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (codCi)

113 Witness holds featherweight plastic flashlight and laughs at it. I'd have a hard time not laughing if I was sitting on the jury.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:25 AM (r98SZ)

114 http://tinyurl.com/lm356h6

Here it comes....

"Restructure US Govt to foster 'sustainability' Study says National Research Council" Foxnews link.

National Research Council is finally out in the open.

They overtly say they want the destruction of the existing Federal, State, and Local framework to get their way.


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (LRFds)

115 As far as the martial arts use of a flashlight, that six D cell Maglight in my car isn't there primarily to provide illumination. I mean, sure, it'll come in handy to flag down passing aircraft after I use it to bludgeon that bear, but that's not it's main purpose.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 02:24 PM (VtjlW)




I have one of those.  It's blue and shiny.  And yeah, I don't carry it for illumination.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (lVPtV)

116 I just drank some tea called "Roobios" or something vanilla and hope it is not Rubio. Had a fast irregular heartbeat. In the event I am found dead and stiff at this keyboard, there will be a note for the ME who I hope is not bao.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (baL2B)

117 I swear if people start talking about the GZ trial in here.....

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (KXm42)

118 You know the sad part? We are going through the exact thing here in Hawaii except the shooter was diplomatic security and the lead eater was a local drug dealer

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (1DZOE)

119 Just alert me with a Flaming Skull BEFORE the verdict is announced. I want to be ready for the riots and such. Stock up on assault popcorn.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 10:26 AM (IZTTb)

120 I have one of those. It's blue and shiny. And yeah, I don't carry it for illumination. I stick with a 4D, but, yeah. The point of a Maglite is not illumination. It's to be a mace.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (/PCJa)

121 If I was the prosecutor, I'd bring in MY expert witness, John Edwards. No, not the fluffed haired maggot. The dude who talks to dead people. Then Traygone could testify hisself. For great justice!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Hate, it's whats for breakfast!) at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (jopHG)

122

I think it is entirely possible that the prosecutor knows that GZ writes left handed and does not know he shoots right handed

 

hilarity will ensue

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (zOTsN)

123 What does any of this have to do with acceleration?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 10:27 AM (KXm42)

124 What does any of this have to do with acceleration? Everything will burn down faster?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (/PCJa)

125

The Prosecution is playing this like a Defense case, raising possible scenarios and hoping...what?

I stand by what I said earlier, the trail lawyer is just a modern day Sophist, we need a second coming of Socrates to kick these guys in the nads. (I'm guessing that the prosecution is hoping the average juror is defaulted to "guilty" so if they can raise just enough hypotheticals they'll win.  Which is an inverse of the whole "beyond a reasonable doubt" thing. An actual inverse.)

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (GaqMa)

126 My fear is that Zimmerman will be found not guilty and Holder will go after him for something else. It seems nithing short of a race war will satisfy Obama and his minions.

Posted by: Jmel at July 09, 2013 10:28 AM (BoDpj)

127 "Officials in New York’s Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake school district have become the latest to opt out of the National School Lunch Program, citing “hungry, frustrated children plus lost income.”"

Gee, another top-down, statist program coming apart. #unexpected

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (xvZYu)

128 As far as the martial arts use of a flashlight, that six D cell Maglight.... Mine is full of bees. Angry vengeful bees.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Hate, it's whats for breakfast!) at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (jopHG)

129 Well... rev up the riot-mobiles, guys. 

Posted by: The Reverend Al, Race-baiter, Sharpton at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (fwARV)

130 >> The state is about to release its final tactic, the prosecutor is gonna go full Biden and just start laughing and grinning like a tard at everything the witness says. It's all they have left.

Posted by: Andy at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (NEJZR)

131 104 that's Mixed Handedness, not ambi.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

132

the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight.

 

 



Not to mention a coldly disapproving stare.

 

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

 

And harsh language.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (zF6Iw)

133 Stock up on assault popcorn. Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 02:26 PM (IZTTb) Shouldn't that be.....stock up on assault vaginas

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (RLdcX)

134 They overtly say they want the destruction of the existing Federal, State, and Local framework to get their way.


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)


----


Yup.   The "you cant do ANYTHING without our permission because ENVIRONMENT" policy.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 10:29 AM (nELVU)

135 Who's that hot blonde in the back on the right? Oh yeah!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (wR+pz)

136 I swear if people start talking about the GZ trial in here..... Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 02:26 PM (KXm42) Shit. I think that was a piece of ice that just lodged in my nasal cavity. Ooooowwwww. I blame everyone but me. That poor table. That poor poor table.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (VtjlW)

137 A Surefire flashlight won't work so well as a mace.  Illumination yes, a mace?  No.  As others have stated, that's what the old Maglights are for (not the lighter ones they have today).

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (BuYeH)

138 If I owned a sneaker store in a 500 mile radius of the courthouse I'd be nervous.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (Hx2XA)

139 103. As a military cop I wasn't allowed to carry one cause they were dangerous Keep in mind I carried an asp baton and a beretta

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (E8hSa)

140 Judge is for the state

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:30 AM (wR+pz)

141 Oh, Prosecutor! I speak jive.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (l3vZN)

142 Not that he was being raped, but I'm sure Zimmerman could have vomited on Martin. I've heard its the ultimate deterrent.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (t06LC)

143 If Zimmerman's gun was a vagina Treyvon would still be alive but Zimmerman would be fucked. 

Posted by: Minuteman at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (dSE0q)

144 Shouldn't that be.....stock up on assault vaginas You need a permit to conceal carry those.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (IZTTb)

145

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 02:27 PM (/PCJa)

Or an excellent flashlight for boy scouts. I tended to beat the crap out of everything I owned at that age.

But after 15 years, the Maglite is getting a little long in the tooth, sadly it does not provide decent light at all much anymore due to some battery acid from an exploded battery.)

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (GaqMa)

146 Judge is for the state

Just tuning in?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (codCi)

147 142 Judge is for the state


Yep. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:31 AM (lVPtV)

148 but the photo of sweet Trayvon... this must be the fault of the hymie, Zimmerman, the 'white hispanic' hymie.  Justice must be served.  Remember Tawbana Brawley!!1!  Resist we much

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (Pr6hk)

149 If I owned a sneaker store in a 500 mile radius of the courthouse I'd be nervous. *stifles embarrassing guffaw* KNOCK IT OFF, WISEGUY. SOME OF US ARE AT WORK.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (IZTTb)

150 If my vagina was a gun, Trayvon would still be chillin,
but the syphilis I gave him would need penicillin.

Posted by: Feminazi at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (Aif/5)

151 What if my vagina was a flashlight?

Posted by: Vay Jay Warrior at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (2hpna)

152 Fuck that judge.  What a bitch.  She won't be happy until GZ is found guilty and executed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (lVPtV)

153 Judge is for the state Somewhat seriously, didn't I hear somewhere (IDK, maybe someone was just being snarky) that the prosecutor actually came from the Family Law pool? That might explain his behavior. It might not be "correct," but generally in Family Court, once the judge is on your side silly little things like facts and logic don't matter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (/PCJa)

154

serious you guys

 

prosecutor thinks he is gonna have his Perry Mason moment by alleging GZ is left handed, only to learn he shoots right handed

 

closing argument will be interesting, perhaps even funny

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:32 AM (zOTsN)

155 Di di Mow!

Posted by: Spritzer's Vietnamese Call Girl at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (dSE0q)

156 the judge is not for the state. the judge has made rulings that benefit the defense as well as the state, because, you know, she's a judge.

Posted by: judgenapolitano at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (8KVWr)

157 5:1 odds that after he's acquitted, the LIV crowd will be screaming about an 'all white jury' even though it isn't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (SY2Kh)

158 that's Mixed Handedness, not ambi. It's called being bisexual. Either hand! Tip your waitress, her Vajayjay might be a Mauser (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Outta da way, bitch) at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (jopHG)

159 Lots of people killed by being struck with flashlights, especially the Jedi ones.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 09, 2013 10:33 AM (VLifP)

160 >>Shouldn't that be.....stock up on assault vaginas >>You need a permit to conceal carry those. Simple solution, don't conceal it. Easy peasy lemon squeezie.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (g1DWB)

161 Fuck that judge. What a bitch. She won't be happy until GZ is found guilty and executed. What she'd do now?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (/PCJa)

162 You need a permit to conceal carry those. Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 02:31 PM (IZTTb) Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton must have open carry permit then

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (RLdcX)

163 A Surefire flashlight won't work so well as a mace. Illumination yes, a mace? No. As others have stated, that's what the old Maglights are for (not the lighter ones they have today). Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2013 02:30 PM (BuYeH) You know, if GZ had one of these, he could have started the emburnening himself - http://www.wickedlasers.com/torch *paws at screen* Come to me, my sweet. *paws*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (VtjlW)

164 the judge is not for the state.

I beg to differ.  Even handed she is not.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (codCi)

165 "happiness is a warm vagina.."

- Shit that the Beatles sang..

Posted by: catman at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (Mz415)

166

GZ should have exhausted all other personal defense tactics before shooting a hole in old poor TM

 

Such as:

 

A wedgie

 

A noogie

 

A purple nerple

 

An Indian arm burn

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (BAS5M)

167 What if my vagina was a flashlight?

Nothing would change- it would still need batteries.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (SY2Kh)

168 If Zimmerman's gun was a vagina Treyvon would still be alive but Zimmerman would be fucked.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 09, 2013 02:31 PM (dSE0q)

That's it.  Close it.  Comment of the Fucking Day right there.

Posted by: The Reverend Al, Race-baiter, Sharpton at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (fwARV)

169 Hello? How quickly can we have fifteen thousand burglar bars delivered to Sanford, Florida?

Posted by: Foot Locker, Inc. at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (IZTTb)

170 Remember morons, we had a recent case where all the evidence was in our favor and then out of the blue Obamacare was deemed Constitutional because it was a tax. So brace yourselves for another act of Judicial stupidity.

Posted by: Dats Retarded Future Buddha at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (oDCMR)

171 If my neck was a flashlight, all you crackas would be blind!

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at July 09, 2013 10:34 AM (ggRof)

172 Gotta love CNN's coverage with its "instant analysis" box on the screen cheering on the prosecution. This is how it's done, folks.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (E1X66)

173 If there were tree branches or trunks there would be particles of residue on head, or that is how it works on Bones and the lab dude figures out which National Forest it came from. Tree branches in this neighborhood all plead "not guilty."

Of course, of you have a ME who has no idea what his lab people do, well, tough patootie.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (baL2B)

174 So... if my vagina was a gun and a flashlight is a weapon, does that mean the Fleshlight is the deadliest invention ever?

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (t06LC)

175 5:1 odds that after he's acquitted, the LIV crowd will be screaming about an 'all white jury' even though it isn't. Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 09, 2013 02:33 PM (SY2Kh) Insty keeps pointing out that this is being billed as a white on black matter even though no one involved is white.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (VtjlW)

176 Fuck that judge. What a bitch. She won't be happy until GZ is found guilty and executed.


Even I'm starting to feel offended by her bullshit.

Posted by: A Kangaroo at July 09, 2013 10:35 AM (8ZskC)

177 Resist we much

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at July 09, 2013 02:32 PM (Pr6hk)


----


Piss off Al.   You're 0 and 3 now.


Vett we much???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 10:36 AM (nELVU)

178 You know, there has been speculation that we would declare bankruptcy. Perhaps we can begin with our Florida stores.

Posted by: Best Buy, Inc. at July 09, 2013 10:36 AM (IZTTb)

179 And let's say that what happened is that Mr. Zimmerman is a shape shifter who has a time machine...  

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:36 AM (dSE0q)

180

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 09, 2013 02:33 PM (SY2Kh)

 

Someone did the math somewhere (I honestly forget where) and based on the racial makeup for the county Sanford sits in, they determined that if you randomly generated a jury (no exclusions) there was over a 50% chance it had no blacks.

And as you pointed out, it's not an all white jury.  But even more, it's as close to a random jury as you can get.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:36 AM (GaqMa)

181 Forensic Expert: "The following people are lying:..."

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (FcR7P)

182 What if Zimmerman had an invisible friend?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (codCi)

183 Srsly? Best Buy?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (KXm42)

184

Posted by: Feminazi at July 09, 2013 02:32 PM (Aif/5)

 

Ugh.  Honestly, what self-respecting girl would want to  be with, much less sleep with, a Trayvon?  He was just ugly in mind, body and speech.  Stepin Fetchet was Frederick Douglass compared to the majority of blacks today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (zF6Iw)

185

@177

 

You forget your racial grieveances: the law itself is white. An acquittal is a victory for law and order, therefore white wins.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (t06LC)

186 If Tawana Brawly and Travon Martin had a baby it would look like an epic hero holding that American flag on Mars as the island of Guam tips over.

Peace out.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (Hx2XA)

187 I'd be eating popcorn with irony now, except I'm dead.

Posted by: Rodney King at July 09, 2013 10:37 AM (IZTTb)

188 You can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t. And I'm talking about the "Special" Prosecutor here.  Emphasis on the "Special".

Posted by: The Other Chicken at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (71LDo)

189 What if Zimmerman had an invisible friend? *snork*

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (KXm42)

190 Yeah, well you just have a fourensic expert. I have a FIVEensic expert!

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (ggRof)

191 what is GZ were in the Matrix, and he multiplied himself?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (zOTsN)

192 Is it BLDR or BDLR? Stupid typos. Anyway- as we've said (repeatedly) he really seems hooked on this idea that he can just through out a reasonable seeming scenario, and the Defense has to prove that's not what happened. Where did he get his law degree? China?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (/PCJa)

193 Is it my turn yet?

Posted by: Miss Trial at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (2hpna)

194 Sock fail.

Still the Comment of the Fucking Day.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (fwARV)

195 If Tawana Brawly and Travon Martin had a baby it would look like an epic hero holding that American flag on Mars as the island of Guam tips over. Peace out. *snaps finger applause*

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 10:38 AM (IZTTb)

196

What if Zimmerman had an invisible friend?

 

 

A six foot rabbit?

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Stewart at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (BAS5M)

197

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at July 09, 2013 02:35 PM (E1X66)

Yeah Sonny Hostin is really really invested in a guilty verdict.  To the point of stupidity.

When BDLR was making stupid about blood flowing back down the throat making it hard to scream her stupid box popped up and said "The state is showing that Zimmerman's account is Physically Impossible."

Really?

Are we watching the same case?  Also "hard to scream" and "physically impossible are worlds a part (even with a charitable reading) fear for your life will make you do "hard."

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (GaqMa)

198 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King!

Posted by: Katy at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (8ZskC)

199 Doc just said EMTs and police should have taken him to the hospital that night because he had head injuries. If he died in the police station, the family could have sued and won.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (X6akg)

200 Ya know, it doesn't matter if Zimmerman had a bludgeon of any type. Its called the Stand Your Ground law, not the Gladiator law. Fk it, shoot the little bastid.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:39 AM (3ZtZW)

201 And let's say that what happened is that Mr. Zimmerman is a shape shifter who has a time machine... Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 02:36 PM (dSE0q) Would you people stop bringing up Blink! *tapes eyes open and hides under desk*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (VtjlW)

202 the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight.


To say nothing at all about pissing on Trayvon - or maybe have thrown up on him.

See there was plenty else that Zimmerman could have done. /sarc


Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (ylhEn)

203 If I had a supreme court nominee, she would look a lot like the judge in the Zimmerman case.  If you know what I mean Your Honor.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (Pr6hk)

204 The train crash in Canada has 7 times the death toll of the plane crash in SF, but it's banned from network tv news because it makes the Keystone pipeline look like a good idea

Posted by: DAve at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (albkL)

205 I think I am alright after having that tea and hope I am not dead in a few hours. Need Epipen!

Dang judge. She never lets Defense do anything.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (baL2B)

206 The state needs to bring in Jamie Foxx, noted hoodie expert, to set this crazy ass cracker ME straight.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (g1DWB)

207 Check out this stupidity i saw in a comment on Legal Insurection.....that girl who cant read cursive ..Rachel .. well, I guess she has a habit of 'catfishing' which is slang for pretending to be someone else .. to guys..... this thug discusses it on twitter on 6-26... @ItsStevoB So it looks as if her whole testimony was made up... who coached her for her BS story? Thing gets nuttier everyday.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 09, 2013 10:40 AM (DGIjM)

208 How does Tray's dad have a British striped tie on??

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (wR+pz)

209 Leading and "argumentative?"

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (baL2B)

210

its plain self defense, not stand your ground

 

but self defense would not require you to go from a stern glare to a pout, followed by whining, begging, tears and pleading.  Leave that to Spitzer

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:41 AM (zOTsN)

211

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 02:38 PM (/PCJa)


If the 'prosecutor is from the family court' story is correct, it makes sense.  Guilty until proven innocent in the eyes of the family court

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (Pr6hk)

212 What's with the bag testimony?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (wR+pz)

213 Rachael Jenteal is this galaxy's Jabba the Hut

Posted by: DAve at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (albkL)

214

@209

 

And how exactly did St. Martin of Trayvon know her again? Was he being catfished? How well did they know each other?

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (t06LC)

215 Leading and "argumentative?" Darn tootin' it's argumentative. Doesn't the Defense know they're supposed to agree with me on everything? I mean, I was told this was a show-trial, not a real trial!

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (/PCJa)

216 Slam dunk prosecution!

Posted by: CNN Instant Legal Analysis at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (E7Qlq)

217 89 Tactical flashlights effective self-defense tools at night - they are bright enough to hurt, and they will temporarily blind someone who unknowly is looking right at your fist. However, they are totally useless if the perp is grabbing you. He doesn't need to see to hit you. Posted by: Chris Balsz at July 09, 2013 02:22 PM (TbVAj) Yes, plus IIRC, his battery was dead, so the flashlight was only maybe useful as bludgeon. A tiny lightweight bludgeon.

Posted by: stace NOW what?! at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (DX63t)

218 ME looks like he'd like to donkey punch the prosecutor.  Either that, or loudly mock him and laugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:42 AM (lVPtV)

219 If my penis was a vagina that turned into a gun shaped flashlight... well, that would be something else!  Wouldn't it?

Posted by: Dang - working on some new patent sketches at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (Hx2XA)

220

Sure Zimmerman had a "non-lethal" weapon he could have used   against Trayvon:     GRASS.   He could have ripped up handfuls of grass and rubbed it all over Trayvon's face and shirt!   Grass stains are a BITCH, and I bet the little punk didn't know how to pre-treat.   He'd have gone scampering home    in tears    I'm sure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (4df7R)

221 Oh snap!

Posted by: CNN Instant Legal Analysis at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (s+8Vv)

222

the prosecution has advanced the notion that Zimmerman had a non-lethal alternative to the gun -- a flashlight.

 

If only Obi None Zimmerman had remembered his Jedi Training... he could have used his Lightsaber... er... Flashlight...

Posted by: Darth Corey... at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (lZBBB)

223

if Ms Jeantel "catfishes" that shows she is a liar who misrepresents herself and goes to her truthfulness

 

it should get in evidence so the jurors can consider it when weighing her testimony

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

224 Yes, plus IIRC, his battery was dead, so the flashlight was only maybe useful as bludgeon. A tiny lightweight bludgeon. Or, as we like to say, "A nerf bat." Only nerf bats would be more effective.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (/PCJa)

225 Does anyone know if lil' Trayvon has any offspring?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (lVPtV)

226 oh no he di'int!

Posted by: CNN Instant Legal Analysis at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (/eLjI)

227 I need some action. I also miss Diamond Eugene. I want her recalled.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (baL2B)

228 Why couldn't he have just peed on St Trayvon? Then this would have been the teachable moment that strong National conversations are built upon.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 09, 2013 10:44 AM (Vgn84)

229 Exactly what I've been saying! Lack of physical evidence is meaningless.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (r98SZ)

230 But, but! She prayed with TM's family!!

Isn't that enough to prove he was murdered?


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (VjL9S)

231 If my penis was a vagina that turned into a gun shaped flashlight... well, that would be something else! Wouldn't it?

Posted by: Dang - working on some new patent sketches at July 09, 2013 02:43 PM (Hx2XA)

But if you turned it into a gun shaped poptart - SUSPENDED, MOTHERFUCKER!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (fwARV)

232 216 @209 And how exactly did St. Martin of Trayvon know her again? Was he being catfished? How well did they know each other? Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 02:42 PM (t06LC) The idiot thug on twitter doesnt think trademark knew her at all..

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (DGIjM)

233 These racist expert is full of Bull-Dinkey, a skunk and a rascal. This part of the trial should be thrown out because he is a person of non-color that hates persons of color because they are no the same color.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (3lMGK)

234 229 I need some action. I also miss Diamond Eugene. I want her recalled.



Same here.  That was awesome television.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (lVPtV)

235 Lack of physical evidence is meaningless. Watch it, bub.

Posted by: Solomon at July 09, 2013 10:45 AM (/PCJa)

236 How does Tray's dad have a British striped tie on??

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 02:41 PM (wR+pz)


Look for it in The Trayvon Collection®.  Now available online and in better liquor stores.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (8ZskC)

237 Why couldn't he have just peed on St Trayvon? Then this would have been the teachable moment that strong National conversations are built upon. I don't think white America is ready to open its mind to the golden shower.

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (IZTTb)

238 Mr. Zimmerman had the non-lethal alternative of shining the flashlight under his chin and using a spooky voice to chase the victim away.

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (29vnO)

239 If Barack Obama had a vagina, it'd look just like Angela Corey's neckfat.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (UzPAd)

240 Facts not on your side, argue the law. Law not on your side argue the facts. Niether on your side? Go all Drebbin on that shit.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Outta da way, bitch) at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (jopHG)

241

I've got a flashlight so powerful it will chew a hole through your fkn skull.

 

Its attached to a rail, and mounted on one of my guns.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (3ZtZW)

242

Can we have a Flashlight Thread to supplement the Gun Thread ?

I am in the market for a reliable Assault Flashlight and would love advice from my fellow morons.

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2013 10:46 AM (nCSwS)

243 After this farce we need a 'bitchslap a lawyer day' Or week Hell, month?

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (E8hSa)

244 198 What if Zimmerman had an invisible friend?  


A six foot rabbit?      

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Stewart at July 09, 2013 02:39 PM (BAS5M)

 

 

Invisible?  How silly....

Posted by: claude Rains at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (lZBBB)

245 Didn't Tray-Tray's mom have his name copyrighted or something?  Can't remember.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (lVPtV)

246

if Ms Jeantel "catfishes" that shows she is a liar who misrepresents herself and goes to her truthfulness

 

 

*gasp*    We've located Mati T'eo's girlfriend at last!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (4df7R)

247 It could have been a high-capacity  assault   flashlight that holds 30 batteries. You never know.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (VndSC)

248 IOW- No dna on the fingernails is meaningless. Doctor also destroyed the argument that Traytrays hands weren't bruised, basicly saying Mao didn't check for bruising by cutting open the hand and looking.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (r98SZ)

249 If someone knows how to screen shot that thug on twitter.. maybe it should be done before he deletes it.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (DGIjM)

250 Mr. Zimmerman had the non-lethal alternative of shining the flashlight under his chin and using a spooky voice to chase the victim away. Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Neighborhood Watch

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (IZTTb)

251 Mr. Zimmerman had the non-lethal alternative of giving St. Trayvon a "red eye."

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (/PCJa)

252 "Restructure US Govt to foster 'sustainability' Study says National Research Council" Foxnews link.

National Research Council is finally out in the open.

They overtly say they want the destruction of the existing Federal, State, and Local framework to get their way.


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

It's the UN's Agenda 21.  Yeah, folks.  Beck wasn't lying.  This is some progressive bad shit here.  It's destruction wrapped in nice words.

Posted by: Soona at July 09, 2013 10:47 AM (MCKTB)

253

Flashlight??? will it pop Jiffypop....

 

is it called.... CROSSBOW?

Posted by: Lazlo T. Hollyfeld at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (lZBBB)

254 *gasp* We've located Mati T'eo's girlfriend at last! --- No wonder she never showed her face in public.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (a3iAA)

255

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 02:47 PM (lVPtV)

 

IANAL, but I think copyrighting a name would be near impossible.

Trademarked maybe? But what good would that do?  What are you going to ty it to, self-defense shootings?

Posted by: tsrblke at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (GaqMa)

256 I can't believe it is still an issue that TM was on top of GZ when he was shot. Yet, morons on twitter keep arguing that shite.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 10:48 AM (vDjkK)

257

If Zimmerman's gun was a vagina, he'd be king of the world.

Posted by: Not Troy at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (YmPwQ)

258 245 After this farce we need a 'bitchslap a lawyer day'

I'd pay money to see someone try this with A.T.C!

Posted by: catman at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (Mz415)

259

MSNBC says this is the best day for the defense so far

 

how it must pain them

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

260 Oh, my god he killed animals too!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (wR+pz)

261

Why couldn't he have just peed on St Trayvon? Then this would have been the teachable moment that strong National conversations are built upon.

 

I'm told by CO legislators that, when I'm being attacked, I should strike at my attacker with a pen.    Why couldn't    Zimmerman have simply Bicced Martin away?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (4df7R)

262 I object! Dr. B. is not responsible for his lab peoples! He said so. Apparently it is the Montessori ME of Orlando.

Prosecutor is all frowny faced.

Suspenderman: Let's undermine credibility! Hope reigns eternal for prosecution.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (baL2B)

263

Didn't Tray-Tray's mom have his name copyrighted or something? Can't remember.

 

I think she had "Justice For Trayvon" copyrighted.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)

264 254 Soona,

Quite, if they try this shit there needs to be a goddamned secession and if need be a civil or world war.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (LRFds)

265 If Zimmerman had been carrying a fleshlight, he could have distracted Martin with sweet, sweet lovin'.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (MMC8r)

266 Mr. Zimmerman had the non-lethal alternative of telling obnoxious jokes to make St. Trayvon roll his eyes in disgust and leave.

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (/PCJa)

267 State to argue that Zimmerman should have flung scat and fled or climbed tree to escape.

Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (VWfCN)

268 If Barack Obama's vagina was a flashlight,  it'd  look  just  like  Trayvon.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 10:49 AM (VndSC)

269 because it makes the Keystone pipeline look like a good idea

The stories I've seen have been sticking to the narrative that fossil fuels are too dangerous to use regardless of the method of transport.

Prediction: Eco-terrorists sabotaged the train.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (epxV4)

270 Can we have a Flashlight Thread to supplement the Gun Thread ?
I am in the market for a reliable Assault Flashlight and would love advice from my fellow morons.

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2013 02:46 PM (nCSwS)

 

 

First things first:   A vagina is not a gun, and therefore it is    also not a flashlight.

 

Keep that in mind when purchasing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (4df7R)

271

Zimmerman could have just put down a drink on Traytable.  He would have had to stop attacking if he didn't want a ring on his finish!

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (ggRof)

272 sadly, Justice for Trayvon may have already been carried out

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:50 AM (zOTsN)

273 Other non-lethal self defense mechanisms that were available to the defendant at the time:

Noogies
The Indian rope burn
The Nipple Cripple
A Swirlie
Wedgie or "Melvin"

Posted by: The Prosecution at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (8ZskC)

274 Travon Martin Trademarks: Current Search: (Trayvon Martin)[COMB] docs: 3 occ: 12 Serial Number Reg. Number Word Mark Check Status Live/Dead 1 85596507 I AM NOT TRAYVON MARTIN TSDR DEAD 2 85591124 JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON MARTIN FOUNDATION TSDR DEAD 3 76713459 THE TRAYVON MARTIN FOUNDATION TSDR LIVE

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (r98SZ)

275
****spins around.... points finger at the witness ****


"Well.... Stand Your Ground doesnt apply if YOURE FLAT ON YOUR BACK... does it ..... DOES IT!!!

 ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!"

Posted by: BLDR at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (nELVU)

276 Why doesn't this judge just sit with the prosecution?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (baL2B)

277 I'm told by CO legislators that, when I'm being attacked, I should strike at my attacker with a pen. Why couldn't Zimmerman have simply Bicced Martin away?

 

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 02:49 PM (4df7R)

 

Yeah... that whole 'Pen is mightier than the Sword thing' is pretty much denied by any reading of history...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (lZBBB)

278 Hell, your Honor, Zimmerman's guilty.  Just look at him.

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (dSE0q)

279 265 I think she had "Justice For Trayvon" copyrighted. Wow, I didn't know you could copyright historical events. I'm pretty sure that one actually happened.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (Vgn84)

280

265 'I think she had "Justice For Trayvon" copyrighted."

So "Justice for George !" is still available ?

 

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (nCSwS)

281 ‏@KelsH2 #ifmyvaginawasagun Obama would awkwardly pose with it pretending he knew how to use it

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 09, 2013 10:51 AM (DGIjM)

282 However disagreeable Zimmerman's acts of following Martin and confronting him may have been, they were not criminal. http://goo.gl/oky6M These guys just can't admit they were wrong. They still have to blame GZ.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (vDjkK)

283

@272

 

Again I beg the question, what of the hybrid destroyer of worlds the Fleshlight, part vagina, part flashlight? It's kinda like a demigod, a little bit of both.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (t06LC)

284 Mr. Zimmerman had the non-lethal alternative of breaking into a song-and-dance number <>. That always solves every problem.

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (/PCJa)

285 State to argue that Zimmerman could have flung wet cat at Trayvon and then escaped.   It had been raining heavily,   and there are lots of cats in the world;    he surely could have laid his hands on one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (4df7R)

286 Zimmerman should've kicked Trayvon and screamed, "NO, that's MY purse!"

Posted by: CNN Instant Legal Analysis at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (b8TXQ)

287 Word Mark THE TRAYVON MARTIN FOUNDATION Goods and Services IC 025. US 022 039. G & S: Hooded sweatshirts; Sweatshirts; T-shirts IC 035. US 100 101 102. G & S: Online retail store services featuring clothing; online retail advertisements IC 036. US 100 101 102. G & S: Charitable Fundraising; Charitable Fundraising by means of an entertainment event. FIRST USE: 20130102. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20130115 Standard Characters Claimed Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK Serial Number 76713459 Filing Date February 13, 2013 Current Basis 1A;1B Original Filing Basis 1A;1B Owner (APPLICANT) JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON MARTIN FOUNDATION, INC. CORPORATION FLORIDA 240 N. MAGNOLIA DR TALLAHASSEE FLORIDA 32301 Attorney of Record Kimra Major-Morris Type of Mark TRADEMARK. SERVICE MARK Register PRINCIPAL Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (r98SZ)

288 Didn't Tray-Tray's mom have his name copyrighted or something? Can't remember.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

She's selling Trav-On-Tops® Bagel Schmears.  Now with Skittles®!

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (Hx2XA)

289

TM's parents had at least two phrases trademarked (you can't trademark a proper name), and IIRC the intent was to use them to market videos of St. TrayTray's baby videos or somesuch.  At least that's what I remember from the application paperwork.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (eytER)

290

Other non-lethal self defense mechanisms that were available to the defendant at the time:


Noogies
The Indian rope burn
The Nipple Cripple
A Swirlie
Wedgie or "Melvin"

Posted by: The Prosecution at July 09, 2013 02:51 PM (8ZskC)

 

Don't forget  The Wet Willie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (zF6Iw)

291 Di di Mow!

Posted by: Spritzer's Vietnamese Call Girl at July 09, 2013 02:33 PM (dSE0q)


Sorry, that took me back more than 40 years ago to SE Asia.

Don't remember seeing it printed - but I have heard it.


Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (ylhEn)

292
This is on trial is for 2 reasons.

A black kid was killed.
A gun was used.

None of the reasons or events for those things matter to some people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (/tUlE)

293 First things first: A vagina is not a gun, and therefore it is also not a flashlight.

Keep that in mind when purchasing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 02:50 PM (4df7R)

 

ahem..

 

Flashlight

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (fWAjv)

294 Forget about love. What the world needs now is Skittles, Robitussin, Vaginas and free abortions.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (2y8mE)

295

States ME only photographed the body AFTER it had been washed????

 

 

what??

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:52 AM (zOTsN)

296 260. Ill hell-a-slap AtC if some fool slaps T first At least AtC will get bored and kill me after a couple days T will hook up medical equipment to make it last

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 10:53 AM (E8hSa)

297 These guys just can't admit they were wrong. They still have to blame GZ. Yeah, unfortunately we get a little of that at the HQ, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:53 AM (/PCJa)

298 First things first: A vagina is not a gun, and therefore it is also not a flashlight. Then I don't know why so many women buy batteries on a regular basis.

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (IZTTb)

299 289 Justice for Trademark! With these 100% cotton tees!

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (MMC8r)

300 The Zimmerman prosecutor should take a page from the prosecutor in My Cousin Vinny and dismiss all charges.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (gjIQF)

301 The prosecutor should bring in some of those excellent Asiana crash witnesses to testify about how GZ pulled off some cool ninja kung-fu shit before he shot Trayvon with his vagina.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 10:54 AM (SzAZ7)

302

Judge Nelson now suggesting the State call in additional experts that can explain how Trayvon was hovering over GZ because:

1. Trayvon climbed up a tree

2. Trayvon can fly

3. Mystery alien tractor beams 

 

Posted by: Jay in LL at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (xGt2P)

303 States ME only photographed the body AFTER it had been washed???? Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 02:52 PM (zOTsN) Rumor has it the pathologist was just assaulted by a retired ME the security guards referred to as "Quincy."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (qyfb5)

304 Trayvon Martin....He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (KXm42)

305 Don't forget The Wet Willie. The licky-nose.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (/PCJa)

306 Zimmerman should've kicked Trayvon and screamed, "NO, that's MY purse!"

Posted by: CNN Instant Legal Analysis at July 09, 2013 02:52 PM (b8TXQ)



-----


I prefer the "pokem in the eyes and yell Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk" Stooges-fu self defense style.

Posted by: BLDR at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (nELVU)

307 297
States ME only photographed the body AFTER it had been washed????


what??

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 02:52 PM (zOTsN)


In a word: yes. Case fubar'd from start to finish.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (baL2B)

308 This is on trial is for 2 reasons.

A black kid was killed.
A gun was used.

None of the reasons or events for those things matter to some people.

 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2013 02:52 PM (/tUlE)

 

I respectfully disagree.  This is on trial for three reasons:

 

A black kid was killed.

 

A gun was used.

 

The killer's name sounds white and / or Jewish.  Ergo, "hate crime."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (zF6Iw)

309 The housing boom has returned to Florida because there has been a run on brick at the Sanford Home Depot.

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (IZTTb)

310 The prosecutor should bring in some of those excellent Asiana crash witnesses to testify about how GZ pulled off some cool ninja kung-fu shit before he shot Trayvon with his vagina.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 02:54 PM (SzAZ7)

 

I laughed way, way, WAY too hard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (4df7R)

311 O/T LOL:  Earlier today Fox showed a village in Kenya where everyone is wearing Romney/Ryan t-shirts that were donated by some organization, because the people needed clothing.

hehehehehehehehe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (lVPtV)

312 doesn't the states ME watch the First 48??

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (zOTsN)

313 So in Florida it's apparently illegal to both fire warning shots and to actually shoot your assailant.So basically, guns =bad, right?

Posted by: Lauren at July 09, 2013 10:55 AM (ikxXh)

314

oohhh

 

 

dinging up States ME testimony

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:56 AM (zOTsN)

315 When all of this is done, and GZ is proven outright innocent, can he sue the State for wrongful prosecution? No. Sovereign immunity and all that.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 10:56 AM (1hM1d)

316 This is on trial is for 2 reasons.

A black kid was killed.
A gun was used.

None of the reasons or events for those things matter to some people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Um,  Chicago?!?  You forgot to put that stuff on a cracka.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (Hx2XA)

317 OK, y'all, I'm out.  Got writing to do and a story to find for tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (zF6Iw)

318 I respectfully disagree. This is on trial for three reasons:

A black kid was killed.

A gun was used.

The killer's name sounds white and / or Jewish. Ergo, "hate crime."

And 4, Obama needed to fire up Holder's people for the election.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (codCi)

319 In a word: yes. Case fubar'd from start to finish. Alternate interpretation: never considered a case until long after the initial events. I do not wish to be associated with them and I believe I am being unfairly denigrated. Sorry, Flor-i-duh, your Governor should have thought of that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (/PCJa)

320

This is on trial is for 2 reasons.

A black kid was killed.
A gun was used.

None of the reasons or events for those things matter to some people.


Don't forget the defendant's name is ZIMMERMAN  so he must be a hymie, you know a jooooo

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (Pr6hk)

321

State's ME initial statement was good, but he said something else on the stand

 

then he chuckles

 

 

ouch

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (zOTsN)

322 315 doesn't the states ME watch the First 48??

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 02:55 PM (zOTsN)

 

No shit.  Genitele is more well versed in forensics.

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

323 1. Collect underpants. 2. ... 3. Guilty!

Posted by: Underpants Prosecutor at July 09, 2013 10:58 AM (SzAZ7)

324 Well done Dr. Di Maio......he's done.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 10:58 AM (X6akg)

325 The good doctor wears a stetson.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (baL2B)

326 This judge is a bitch

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (wR+pz)

327

Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 02:55 PM (lVPtV)

 

That actually happens a lot.  For example, you know how after a championship game the winning team magically has t-shirts and hats with their team name on them that says "champion?"  Ever wonder what happens to the t-shirts created for the losing team?

 

Somewhere in Africa there's a village where the Buffalo Bills have four  Super Bowl rings.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (eytER)

328 What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (qyfb5)

329 Love the hottie that followed the Doc out.  mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: eureka! at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (d0OqS)

330 So, basically the prosecution's whole case is "look at this picture of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin. Isn't he so childlike and full of innocence?  Of course he is. That means George Zimmerman is a witch!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 10:59 AM (VjL9S)

331 the facts are a bitch.  for the State

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (zOTsN)

332 The Defense got their $2400 worth.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (codCi)

333

If the case is shit, you must acquit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (4df7R)

334 Don't they teach in lawyer school that when you have an expert witness who is obviously shit hot you get his ass off the stand ASAP?

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (E8hSa)

335 Who is the hot blonde in the back on the right.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (wR+pz)

336
Your Honor.... the state would like to introduce episode #37 of "Quincy M.E." into evidence.

We need ONE competent witness on our side.

Posted by: BLDR at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (nELVU)

337 What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

The American League?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 09, 2013 11:00 AM (codCi)

338 Drama coming per teevee man. If he is for defense he needs witness protection like Zimmerman.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (baL2B)

339

oohhhh ohhhhh

 

calling the City Manager who disrupted the investigation by holding an improper group voice ID session with the TM family

 

and prolly fired the PD Chief 62 days later!!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (zOTsN)

340 That means George Zimmerman is a witch!!" This trial would be more just if they just tied Zimmerman to a dunking stool.

Posted by: George Orwell in beatnik drag at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (IZTTb)

341 Don't worry all you rethuglicans, Mr. Holder's team has already had some 'discussions' with the jury. 

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (Pr6hk)

342 Stupid, evil, fucking judge. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (lVPtV)

343 We used to call these "armored flashlights": http://preview.tinyurl.com/4zm8ws And trust me, a 6 D cell maglight flashlight will leave a dent in your noggin if someone hits you with it. But I have a feeling that wasn't the flashlight in question...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 11:01 AM (1hM1d)

344 Is the National Guard ready?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 09, 2013 11:02 AM (8HrdX)

345 Oh, the Sanford town manager, police chiefs boss and the guy who insisted that this thing go to trial, is now on the stand. Turns out he's black. It's all becoming clear now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:02 AM (g1DWB)

346 348 Is the National Guard ready?



No, but we are, cracka.

Posted by: New Black Panthers at July 09, 2013 11:02 AM (lVPtV)

347 Stupid, evil, fucking judge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yeesh.  Pretty sure any fucking going on there is self-induced.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:02 AM (Hx2XA)

348 city manager is being an asshole.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (vDjkK)

349

he needs to ask permission to treat this witness as hostile so he can ask him leading questions on direct

 

cause this is a hostile witness

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (zOTsN)

350 What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

Getting the 3rd degree from a paranoid gf?

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (pEz1z)

351

What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

 

I'll take    "What are         descriptions of an    inquisition" for $2000, Alex.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

352

Earlier today Fox showed a village in Kenya where everyone is wearing Romney/Ryan t-shirts that were donated by some organization, because the people needed clothing.
------------------

 

rofl

 

That is CLASSIC.

 

Posted by: junior at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (UWFpX)

353

this guy totally fubared the investigation

 

popcorn!!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:03 AM (zOTsN)

354 350 I was going to ask but I was pretty sure Ill be damned but this case was about race after all

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (E8hSa)

355 liar

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (zOTsN)

356 He looks mean. Basically Martin family controlled this from beginning.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (baL2B)

357

cause this is a hostile witness

 

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 03:03 PM (zOTsN)

 

--------------

 

That the City Manager is a hostile witness at all is kind of a sad statement of affairs.

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (eytER)

358 Sorry, Flor-i-duh, your Governor should have thought of that. Yes, I blame Rick Scott for the current fuster cluck going on in Seminole County. I also blame him for letting Angela Correy run amok. When she threatened Dershowitz, he need to yank her chain and remind her that the 1st Amendment still applied.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (1hM1d)

359 This is on trial is for 2 reasons. A black kid was killed. A gun was used. None of the reasons or events for those things matter to some people. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2013 02:52 PM (/tUlE) Funny, that doesn't seem to matter in Chicago. This is on trial because the race baiting started because the usual suspects heard black kid shot in gated community in Florida by some guy named Zimmerman. Assumptions ensued.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (VtjlW)

360 Hostile witness.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (wR+pz)

361 Instapundit is about to go under regularly scheduled NSA maintenance, what time will Ace of Spades' NSA repairs take place?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (8HrdX)

362 What did I miss? Somebody got killed with a trident.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 11:04 AM (KXm42)

363 My Gaia, the mob is armed with assault vaginas.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (IZTTb)

364 It was akshually kind of a rhetorical question, but I was going to say "a persecution."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (qyfb5)

365

this is a political prosecution

 

and racist

 

but not for what they think

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (zOTsN)

366 What a bunch of a fuckups/political hacks!

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (vDjkK)

367 A big win for the defense today when the judge ruled that they can introduce the toxicology report that "apparently" shows THC in Martin's blood.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (Aif/5)

368

he played the tape 20 times

 

 

20 times

 

 

20 times

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:05 AM (zOTsN)

369


That actually happens a lot. For example, you know how after a championship game the winning team magically has t-shirts and hats with their team name on them that says "champion?" Ever wonder what happens to the t-shirts created for the losing team?

--------------

 

Yeah, but what makes it funny in this case is that it's Kenya of all countries, with its link to Obama.

 

Posted by: junior at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (UWFpX)

370 Prosecution prepared this dude well and polished the chip on his shoulder.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (baL2B)

371 20 times

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

372 "look at this picture of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin. Isn't he so childlike and full of innocence? Of course he is." Remember RODNEY ALLEN RIPPY?

Posted by: zsaszwing plover at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (MMC8r)

373 If that sneaker store was a vagina,  it's about to get raped.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (Hx2XA)

374 373 he played the tape 20 times 20 times 20 times --- Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Garrison at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (a3iAA)

375 346 Stupid, evil, fucking judge. What'd I miss? Also, what's the point of having the City Mgr on the stand?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (/PCJa)

376 Scrunt Judge:  Defense is being "argumentative."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (lVPtV)

377

he is a liar

 

can they call the mayor?

 

have they?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

378 Conspiracy!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (wR+pz)

379 Don't forget The Wet Willie. The licky-nose. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 02:55 PM (/PCJa) And eating grass. Apparently that will stop a rape, so it should stop a beating.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (gjIQF)

380 make the DA prosecute an unwinnable case so that when he is acquitted the riots can begin and Bambi can send out the dogs.
Don't bother... we're already here!

Posted by: the cast of The View at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (YQAq4)

381

Phew......Bonaparte is PISSED......

 

France should probably go ahead and surrender now.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (ADnWI)

382 Zimmerman should've kicked Trayvon and screamed, "NO, that's MY purse!"

Bobby Goes Nuts.  One of my favorite episodes of King of the Hill.

Peggy: "Uh-huh, That's right, Bobby. I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now, huh?"
Kahn: "She bluffing! Finish her!"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (QehQP)

383 In fairness, it was past beer30.

Jeff Weiner ‏@JeffWeinerOS 12s  Bonaparte says he doesn't know how many times scream call was played. Wasn't in room whole time

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (codCi)

384

Zimmerman didn't have to shoot Dumbwaiter.  All Servingplatter has was a blunt weapon!

 

Oops.  My bad.  Traytable had a blunt.

Posted by: BDLR at July 09, 2013 11:07 AM (ggRof)

385 So, in short, you're a just political hack?

Posted by: Defense at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (SzAZ7)

386

city manager fucked up the police investigation by taking over, putting the TM family in his office with the mayor, and playing the audio tape 20 times for them in each others prescence, utterly cross contaminating it and making the IDs worthless

 

also shows political influence on the prosecution of the case

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (zOTsN)

387

Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherf**ker like that
with a flashlight that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
Maglight is the tool
Don't make me act the motherf**kin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

 

--- Straight Outta Radio Shack, NWA

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (3ZtZW)

388 >>Also, what's the point of having the City Mgr on the stand? He's the guy who prohibited the police from following proper procedure and playing the 911 tape for the family individually. He also prevented the police from being in the room when the tape was played for the family.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (g1DWB)

389 This case should end the prosecutors career. A career that should have never been in the first place.

Posted by: maddogg at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (OlN4e)

390 Has anyone noted the 'irony' that the same people demanding a trial for Zimmerman are by-and-large the same crowd that say 'snitches get stitches?'

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (MMC8r)

391 George Zimmerman's other non-lethal weapon?  Jazz Hands.

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:08 AM (Hx2XA)

392 "look at this picture of a 12 year old Trayvon Martin. Isn't he so childlike and full of innocence? Of course he is." Back... and to the left Back... and to the left Back... and to the left

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (KXm42)

393 Vagina is not a gun. Defend with flashlight instead of gun. Flashlight vagina = Fleshlight. This, my friends, is what we in the trade call the Circle of Life here at the HQ.

Posted by: Countrysquire, back just for this comment at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (LSJmV)

394 OH BOY secret witness? Or Skype?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (wR+pz)

395

very very short cross by State

 

they do NOT want to open a can of worms on cross

 

like dragging in the Mayor, whose fingerprints are all over this

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (zOTsN)

396

@384

 

The grass thing only works on rape. I know if I'm about to have sex with a chick if she starts eating grass it makes me have second thoughts.

 

Is she crazy, is it a goat, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (t06LC)

397 No, it was not the decent thing to do. It should have been recorded and the police shd have been present. Remember, the Martin family was uncooperative from the very beginning when they refused to give the police the cellphone password.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 11:09 AM (vDjkK)

398 As far as the martial arts use of a flashlight, that
six D cell Maglight in my car isn't there primarily to provide
illumination. I mean, sure, it'll come in handy to flag down passing
aircraft after I use it to bludgeon that bear, but that's not it's main
purpose.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 02:24 PM (VtjlW)


I have one of those. It's blue and shiny. And yeah, I don't carry it for illumination.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 02:26 PM (lVPtV)

 

You two feel free to go on.

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (nTgAI)

399 hah ....weird.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (KXm42)

400 King Of The Hill is great family television.

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (E7Qlq)

401 Some of the comments are a little over the line in my opinion. I'm not saying they are wrong, but I guess some things are best left unsaid.

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (q177U)

402 Family didn't want no creepy ass crackas in the room.

Posted by: UWP at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (r98SZ)

403 Bonaparte says he doesn't know how many times scream call was played. Wasn't in room whole time Huh? Okay, so contrary to standard procedure, he gathers all of St. Traytable's family and let's them listen to the recording where they can all compare notes (and, incidentally, where they can intimidate each other into believing they're hearing St. Skittles cry for help). Then, at some point, he leaves them alone in the room to listen to it? I must, once again, quote AtC: "Your Honor, what the actual fuck?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (/PCJa)

404 Is the National Guard ready? No, but we are, cracka. So are we. Deer season starts soon. Gotta sight in those scopes. -Florida Crackers

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (ABRnS)

405

The guy's name is BONAPARTE?

 

Wow.      It's like someone wrote a bad movie and    made the character of the City Manager into a small, wretched man with delusions of grandeur     and then thought to themself, "Crap, how do I     get across that this guy is a frustrated    little Emperor with a small penis without having him take off his pants in court?

 

"Wait, I know.   BONAPARTE!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (4df7R)

406 The word 'Orchestrated' comes to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (aDwsi)

407 I'll take "What are descriptions of an inquisition" for $2000, Alex. Torquemada just called to say that "we had standards in the Inquisition, and these aren't it".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 11:10 AM (1hM1d)

408 Is that how we do investigations now, what is decent for the family instead of following proper police procedure? Good to now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:11 AM (g1DWB)

409 Hey you guys,  you know what looks good in a hoodie?

A bullet!

Seriously,  I'm here all week.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 09, 2013 11:11 AM (Hx2XA)

410 393 what? The popo wasn't in the room? Who had legal custody as per the chain of evidence custody form? If it was the cop then the tape has to get tossed

Posted by: Navypoliciajose at July 09, 2013 11:11 AM (E8hSa)

411

suppose GZ was a cold blooded killer

 

by doing the voice ID like that the City Manager and the Mayor just dorked up the case

 

they did that because it is a political prosecution

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:11 AM (zOTsN)

412 A vagina is exactly like a gun, but good luck finding the trigger.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 11:12 AM (MMC8r)

413 George Zimmerman's other non-lethal weapon? Jazz Hands. He killed the critics on Broadway.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:12 AM (IZTTb)

414

#165

"It burrnnnsszz Us!"

Never had a flashlight make me feel all tingly and fierce before.

I must have it, I must have it now.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 09, 2013 11:13 AM (0Ihh6)

415

392 - well done.

Posted by: Croaker at July 09, 2013 11:13 AM (uHiz2)

416 200 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King!

ROFL and spittle-speckled screen saver on that one.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at July 09, 2013 11:13 AM (71LDo)

417 Jeff Weiner ‏@JeffWeinerOS 2m  Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting...


Séance?  Is the defense calling Trayvon©?

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 09, 2013 11:13 AM (codCi)

418

Jeff Weiner þ@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting...

 

 

Twitter?   Facebook likes?   Carrier pigeon?  WTH?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (4df7R)

419 Does LI have a non comment feed like yesterday?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (wR+pz)

420 It might not be "correct," but generally in Family Court, once the judge is on your side silly little things like facts and logic don't matter.
=========
Yup.

Seen it with my own eyes. Evidence that dad just didn't give a shit about his kid, showed up for scheduled visitation about 40% of the time didn't mean shit--let's give his parents visitation and take that from the mom while keeping dad's the same.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (VjL9S)

421 The race riots post not guilty verdict will be sa-weet!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (HDgX3)

422 Séance? Is the defense calling Trayvon©? Another one of Martin's friends. This one only speaks jive.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (/PCJa)

423 He killed the critics on Broadway.


Laugh?  I thought I would die...

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 09, 2013 11:14 AM (Pr6hk)

424 Skype?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:15 AM (zOTsN)

425 So Zimmerman's parents couldn't be in the courtroom because they might testify.

And Martin's parents were in the courtroom and they did testify.

singing One of these things is not like the other...

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:15 AM (Hx2XA)

426 When all of this is done, and GZ is proven outright innocent, can he sue the State for wrongful prosecution?


Well the immunity for a prosecutor is not absolute. He could be sued for malicious prosecution, and I think the evidence for that is very strong. This is not a case that would merit much consideration for prosecution except for the political aspects.


Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 09, 2013 11:15 AM (ylhEn)

427 Jeff Weiner þ@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting... Igpay Atinlay. And it will still make more sense than Rachel J.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (MMC8r)

428 Skype? Wouldn't it be funny if the Defense did that effectively, just to counterpoint who inept the prosecution has been?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (/PCJa)

429 Another one of Martin's friends. This one only speaks jive.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 03:14 PM (/PCJa)

 

What'd the LAST one speak?  Has anyone been able to    translate her stumblemumbling yet?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (4df7R)

430 394 This case should end the prosecutors career. A career that should have never been in the first place. It isn't BLDR's fault he was handed a shit sammich. Well, unless he begged for it. Surely Angela Correy wanted to run this show (trial)?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (1hM1d)

431 >>Twitter? Facebook likes? Carrier pigeon? WTH? Interpretative dance.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (g1DWB)

432 "And here we're going to do that thing the Prosecution wanted to do a couple weeks ago, but we're actually competent."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:16 AM (/PCJa)

433 Claymation

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (codCi)

434 AtC Dance of Rage?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (zOTsN)

435 Twitter? Facebook likes? Carrier pigeon? WTH? Interpretative dance. Mime.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (/PCJa)

436 Mime.  In blackface, not white.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (VndSC)

437 The witness can only 'speak' through finger puppets.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (codCi)

438 penis puppets?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:17 AM (zOTsN)

439 This sensitive/right thing to do crap pisses me off. One can be sensitive without violating the rights of a defendant. They may have been family but they were all going to be wits.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (vDjkK)

440

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 09, 2013 02:50 PM (4df7R)

 

 

That's it!  I was just out doing some flashlight shopping when...

Posted by: Elliott Spitzer at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (dSE0q)

441 Tap dancing?

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (Hx2XA)

442 369 It was akshually kind of a rhetorical question, but I was going to say "a persecution." 
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 09, 2013 03:05 PM (qyfb5)


"The Persecution refuses to rest!  GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY" 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (v3pYe)

443 Riot if you must, but for pity's sake, wear sunscreen.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (IZTTb)

444 A vagina is exactly like a gun, but good luck finding the trigger.
But it's a hair trigger?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (YQAq4)

445 They are going to call a gynecologist to testify about the ballistics.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (SzAZ7)

446 Shrieks and spittle-paintings

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (3ZtZW)

447 Maybe it's a UFC fighter and he's going to testify in a series of grunts, chokeholds, and    shoulder pins?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)

448 It isn't BLDR's fault he was handed a shit sammich. Well, unless he begged for it. Surely Angela Correy wanted to run this show (trial)?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 03:16 PM (1hM1d)


Correy wanted a show trial, until she figured it was a loser, so she got a patsy to go to trial

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (Pr6hk)

449 What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

***

Does it rhyme with bangaroo bort?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 09, 2013 11:18 AM (XUKZU)

450 penis puppets? Posted by: Thunderb

It's already wearing a hoodie!

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (Hx2XA)

451 A vagina is exactly like a gun, but good luck finding the trigger. --- But it's a hair trigger? Depends if she's from Brazil.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (IZTTb)

452

the sensitive thing to do is to do a proper investigation so the prosecution, if any, is not jeapordized

 

police are going to be studying this case too

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

453 Si, I saw Meester Jorge shoot Meester Trayvon,

Posted by: Señor Wences at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (codCi)

454 Holy crow!  Too many comments to read!  I'm not even going to do a Breitbart!  I will apologize if someone already said this, but forensic evidence is raycisssT!

Posted by: runningrn at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (PLOz8)

455 A vagina can be exactly like a squirt gun.  Saw a movie at a bachelor party like that once.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (VndSC)

456 how do I get across that this guy is a frustrated little Emperor with a small penis without having him take off his pants in court? The day is still young. He may yet take his pants off in court.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (1hM1d)

457

Hmmmm....

 

A Target of Rioters?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (3ZtZW)

458 Maybe it's a UFC fighter and he's going to testify in a series of grunts, chokeholds, and shoulder pins? They're going to let Zimmerman's MMA trainer *actually* give a "practical demonstration" using BDLR as his dummy?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:19 AM (/PCJa)

459 >>Riot if you must, but for pity's sake, wear sunscreen. Yea, I'm guessing that won't be a big issue for the majority of the rioters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:20 AM (g1DWB)

460 What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics? The Gang of Eight?

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:20 AM (IZTTb)

461 The race riots post not guilty verdict will be sa-weet!

***

Yes, especially in the unlikely case that someone has the balls to order "Shoot to kill."

Posted by: cool arrow at July 09, 2013 11:20 AM (WMsq+)

462 Vagina poetry slam?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:20 AM (zOTsN)

463 Where can I get a George Zimmerman hoody with "Justice for Georgie" on it?

Posted by: Minuteman at July 09, 2013 11:20 AM (dSE0q)

464 They're going to let Zimmerman's MMA trainer *actually* give a "practical demonstration" using BDLR as his dummy?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 03:19 PM (/PCJa)

 

I would actually pay to see that.  The State should allow it; recoup some of the money they've    blown on this fucking joke of a trial.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)

465 458 Si, I saw Meester Jorge shoot Meester Trayvon,
Posted by: Señor Wences at July 09, 2013 03:19 PM (codCi)
Gotta hand it to ya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 09, 2013 11:21 AM (OgQih)

466 Jeff Weiner ‏@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting... Séance? Is the defense calling Trayvon�? Miss Cleo.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2013 11:21 AM (ABRnS)

467 Where can I get a George Zimmerman hoody with "Justice for Georgie" on it? If I owned a gun store, I would start offering a "GZ Special" RIGHT. NOW. The gun he used (Kel-Tec 9mm, yes?) plus 1 box of ammunition, plus a tactical flashlight.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:21 AM (/PCJa)

468 Is the court on a break or something? None of the live feeds that I can find are showing anything...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (aDwsi)

469

If I was BLDR I would have argued that TeeAvon was sitting on the gun. Or the gun was behind TeeAvon. Did the moron even bring this up ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (nTgAI)

470

Bonaparte fired the chief of police for "mishandling" the Zimmerman case and now it looks like Bonaparte's actual mishandling probably torpedoed the chance of a guilty verdict.

 

Heh.

Posted by: MacGruber at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (xvtYZ)

471

So....is everybody ready for the riots?

 

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (YYJjz)

472 Vagina poetry slam?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 03:20 PM (zOTsN)

 

This    trial is already a laughingstock in the annals of jurisprudence, so sure, why not?    And the witness can wear one of those Code Pink vagina outfits to really bring the room together.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

473 #473  15 minute recess.

Posted by: GMan at July 09, 2013 11:22 AM (sxq57)

474 Shouldn't they be demanding attention for their vulvas? Why all the focus on the part you can't see?

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (E7Qlq)

475

court on break

 

waiting for next witness

 who is testifying in a "unique" way

 

 

reenactment video??

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

476 So....is everybody ready for the riots?

***

Bring it.

Posted by: cool arrow at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (WMsq+)

477 You know why we can't have a meaningful dialogue about race in America? We have no visual aids. Let's try it. Here, let me illustrate our problems with this cinder block.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (IZTTb)

478 So....is everybody ready for the riots? To quote a country song: "I'll probably be up all night... just cleaning this gun."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (/PCJa)

479 478 #473 15 minute recess.
Posted by: GMan
---------

Thnx.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (aDwsi)

480 Are they drinking at the side bar?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:23 AM (baL2B)

481

394 This case should end the prosecutors career. A career that should have never been in the first place.

 

>>>

It isn't BLDR's fault he was handed a shit sammich. Well, unless he begged for it. Surely Angela Correy wanted to run this show (trial)?

 

 

>>>

 

I'm getting a Jeff Spicoli vibe from the prosecutor. [surveys the case paperwork]    "I can totally win this case!  I've got fast relexes and my old man watched every episode of Perry Mason.  He's got the  ultimate  set of Dvd's.    I  can win this!"

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Stewart at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (BAS5M)

482 At least the trial gave time for the authorities to get ready for the 'civil' unrest

http://tinyurl.com/kp5u5m5

Now go 'get in their faces'

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (Pr6hk)

483 Is the court on a break or something? None of the live feeds that I can find are showing anything...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 03:22 PM (aDwsi)


----


15 minute recess..... the legal kind.... not like you had in grammar school, though the trial itself is kinda like school recess.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (nELVU)

484

>>>So....is everybody ready for the riots?

 

Working up the plurals.

 

A Hand-Grenade Radius of Rioters?

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (3ZtZW)

485 s'awright

Posted by: Pedro at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (codCi)

486 If Zimmerman had been carrying a vagina...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is not reading 485 comments before jumping in at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (/kI1Q)

487 Suspenderman really needs to buy some new ones vs these with the leopard spots.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:24 AM (baL2B)

488 Shouldn't they be demanding attention for their vulvas? Why all the focus on the part you can't see?

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 03:23 PM (E7Qlq)

 

 

Because anatomy iz  harrrd.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:25 AM (4df7R)

489 A Hand-Grenade Radius of Rioters? A morgue of rioters?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:25 AM (/PCJa)

490 A flatscreen of rioters.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:26 AM (IZTTb)

491 A Hand-Grenade Radius of Rioters?

---

Currently breathing future chalk outline stencils.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (nELVU)

492 My money's on testimony via mime.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (Vgn84)

493 A Looting of Rioters?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (NF2Bf)

494 A morgue of rioters?

***

Cut.  Jib.  You know the rest.

Posted by: cool arrow at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (WMsq+)

495 An outrage of rioters.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (A0glY)

496 Suspenderman bores me. shutupshutupshutup

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (baL2B)

497 Jeff Weiner ‏@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting... Séance? Is the defense calling Trayvon©? Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 09, 2013 03:13 PM (codCi) Old firm once had a client who communicated through hand puppets. No, I'm not kidding. Sweet lady, batshit, but sweet.
Anywhodle, we settle her case and about 18 months later she gets involved in another accident at the same intersection in nearly the same manner. I see the appointment on the calendar and casually mention to the attorney who was going to meet with her, who was not the one who handled her previous case, to come see me after the meeting. She says okay, goes into the meeting and I sit in my office giggling madly. Not five minutes go by and she runs into my office, slams the door closed and starts pointing and yelling "You knew! You knew about the puppets and didn't tell me!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Needless to say, that made my wheezing "no, no, not at all" less than believable.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (VtjlW)

498 An ignorance of rioters.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (A0glY)

499 A Nike of Rioters

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (NF2Bf)

500 Someone should Sunday the Prosecutor in the nose, and then sit on his chest having a MMA workout with his head. I'd pay to see that. Fifty Bucks.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (OaVdO)

501

Creepy-Ass Cracker@CreepyAC

 

 

Note to self-When getting your ass kicked, be sure to scream your name while screaming for help. "Help, help, I am so and so"

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (eytER)

502 A smash of rioters.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (A0glY)

503 I had a 'final solution' to this 'rioter' problem, but you damn conservatives keep complaining

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (Pr6hk)

504 I mean, a man can go his entire life with lots of sex and never actually see a vagina. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 11:27 AM (qpM85)

505 Passel of rioters.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (baL2B)

506 I wonder if its the video and the video creator

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (zOTsN)

507 A murder of rioters

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (nTgAI)

508 A hoodie of rioters.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (QehQP)

509 Daaaaaaayum, lurking Canuck!   GMTA!   I was just going to post that same one.  lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (4df7R)

510 A racism of rioters

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (VndSC)

511 A Trayvon of rioters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (g1DWB)

512

 mean, a man can go his entire life with lots of sex and never actually see a vagina.

 

 

Serious, you guys

 

 

 

 

 

 

sure.  butt secks

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:28 AM (zOTsN)

513

IANAL

 

Can the city of Sanford be sued by Zimmerman?  Obviously Bonaparte and Mayor McCheese interfered in the persecution of George Zimmerman?  Way outside the scope of their jobs?

Posted by: rd at July 09, 2013 11:29 AM (D+lxs)

514 Who pushed the purple drank?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 09, 2013 11:29 AM (Vgn84)

515 A Couchfucker of Rioters

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (NF2Bf)

516 BREAKING: George Zimmermann and his Zimmerman News Network completed their purchase of Central Florida earlier today...

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (Vgn84)

517 A Sharpton of Rioters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (/PCJa)

518 "Help, help, I am so and so"

The Jimmy needs help!  Help, the Jimmy is getting his head smacked against the ground!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (A0glY)

519 Call back Dee Dee and axe her what be the ingredients of this 'lean' that Traytable keeps talking about in his twitter/facebook/texts.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 09, 2013 11:30 AM (9Bdcz)

520 A bleeding of rioters

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (VndSC)

521 A pile of rioters.

Posted by: zsasz at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (MMC8r)

522 A pyre of rioters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (/PCJa)

523
a RIOTNADO of rioters.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (nELVU)

524 Vagina poetry slam?

That wouldn't be my first choice of things to slam into my vagina, but it takes all kinds to make a world, don't it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is not reading 485 comments before jumping in at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (/kI1Q)

525

A Sharpton of Rioters.

 

Winner, winnner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (NF2Bf)

526 A vaginal of rioters

Posted by: ET at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (YpjaN)

527 A mineral deposit of rioters. A magnet of rioters.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (/PCJa)

528 the democratic convention

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

529 A Jerri-curl of rioters. However, if a it is a Nascar inspired riot it is called a Mullet.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (SzAZ7)

530 no, real sex outside of the delivery room, if you seeing vagina, you're pretty much doing a gynocological exam but men like to explore, I do understand

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (E7Qlq)

531 OWS

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

532 sure. butt secks

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 03:28 PM (zOTsN)


Where?!

Posted by: Barack "Man's Country" Obama at July 09, 2013 11:31 AM (B/VB5)

533 A sockpuppet of commenters. A pixy of servers. A minx of threads.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (IZTTb)

534 I once killed an insurgent with a tube of lip balm.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (CJjw5)

535 A pyre of rioters.

Ooh, ancient and stuff.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (A0glY)

536 A clusterfuck of rioters.

Posted by: wheatie at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (XWSNs)

537 Sounds like this Trayvon could have been something in this world.  I heard he had just gathered the needed ingredients to start his own 'LEAN initiative'

Posted by: Management Consultant at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (Pr6hk)

538 A riot of the underclass.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (aj6ZZ)

539 A sharknado of rioters

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (nTgAI)

540 A rodney of rioters.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 11:32 AM (KXm42)

541 I once killed an insurgent with a tube of lip balm. A tube of lip balm and a 5.56 round, but mostly a 5.56 round?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (/PCJa)

542

What's *like* a prosecution, but isn't too worried with facts or rules or ethics?

 

The Inquisition ! And Nobody expects the Inquisition !1

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (nCSwS)

543 Vagina poetry slam? That wouldn't be my first choice of things to slam into my vagina, but it takes all kinds to make a world, don't it? Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is not reading 485 comments before jumping in at July 09, 2013 03:31 PM (/kI1Q) It does put a new spin on Let Me Put My Poems In You by Chazz Michael Michaels.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (VtjlW)

544 msnbc viewers

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

545 Free Shit Army

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

546 Stage 5 Rodney.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2013 11:33 AM (aj6ZZ)

547

Jeff Weiner þ@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting...

 

 

They're calling back Jeantel, who will testify via text message.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (eytER)

548 A Brawley of rioters

Posted by: Rev Al at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (Pr6hk)

549 I once killed an insurgent with a tube of lip balm.

You made him smell Carmex?  Bastard!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (A0glY)

550 A 'hood of rioters. I denounce myself.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)

551 A Loot of rioters

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (aDwsi)

552 Zimmerman is a Democrat, right? So generally he supports the kind of statist show trial that he's currently being subjected to, right?

Posted by: Kensington at July 09, 2013 11:34 AM (znT2j)

553 A cloaca of poetry slams.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (IZTTb)

554 A Million Man March of rioters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (8ZskC)

555 The DeeDee Diamond angle of her catfishing is interesting. Did anyone ever ask If she ever actually met Traytable ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (nTgAI)

556 Zim should be acquitted on the mere fact the defense team has more and hotter chicks.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (Fz2C7)

557 Or has that all been debunked? Honestly, I don't spend a lot of time worrying about Democrats falling victim to the crap they support. See also: Paula Deen.

Posted by: Kensington at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (znT2j)

558 Anyone still using the Justice For Trayvon hashtag on Twitter hasn't been following this trial. Sure they've been following it. The same way St. Skittles followed Zimmerman back to his truck.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (/PCJa)

559

Question...

 

Has there ever been another President who tried to interfere in a court case like Barky did?

 

You know...when he said, "If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon."

 

Seems like jury tampering to me.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (XWSNs)

560 An acquittal of rioters.

Posted by: Croaker at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (uHiz2)

561 I once killed a man with lip balm, just to watch him chap.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (IZTTb)

562

@535

 

Michael Douglas begs to differ.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (t06LC)

563

I win

 

Skype testimony, with precautions so pranksters don't increase the hilarity

 

don't know who

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

564

The DOJ will be handing out  printed  bullet points to the rioters.

Posted by: Soona at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (MCKTB)

565 A sweating of rioting vaginas

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (VndSC)

566

Looks like they are setting up FaceTime.  MOM has a iPad. 

 

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 11:35 AM (eytER)

567

Sanford's Mayor

 

oohhhhhhh

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

568 in Russia... pussy riot

Posted by: soothie at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (uaJ2E)

569 Yup....ironic. Zimmerman is one of them. But it's us that are on trial.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (KXm42)

570 A tube of lip balm and a 5.56 round, but mostly a 5.56 round?

 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 09, 2013 03:33 PM (/PCJa)

 

-------------------------------

 

Well, the 5.56mm round made the hole, but the ChapStik killed him.  Nobody can survive having a tube of ChapStik shoved  in their brain.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (CJjw5)

571

>>>>>The DOJ will be handing out printed bullet points to the rioters.

 

So will the cracka's  -   from  their printed guns.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (VndSC)

572 Shouldn't they be demanding attention for their vulvas? I'm not that into Swedish cars.

Posted by: real joe at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (PD2ad)

573 A Sandra Bullock's perfectly formed posterior of rioters?

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Outta da way, bitch) at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (jopHG)

574 A deluge of disrupters.

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 11:36 AM (fWAjv)

575 Has there ever been another President who tried to interfere in a court case like Barky did?

---

Yeah the one that said the "police acted stupidly".  

Oh .... wait.   Same guy.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (nELVU)

576 What if Zimmerman had asked Travon to stop... in cursive?

Posted by: Dang at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (Hx2XA)

577 A sweating of rioting vaginas.

A discharge?

*shudder*

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (A0glY)

578 a Fupa of Trolls

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

579 LIV Rally!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (wR+pz)

580 Zimmerman is a Democrat, right? So generally he supports the kind of statist show trial that he's currently being subjected to, right?

Objection!  Speculation.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (codCi)

581 Ooooo. So the mayor is to testify?

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (VjL9S)

582

@565

 

"The police acted stupidly"

 

At least he restrained himself admirably from commenting on the Gosnell case for some reason.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 09, 2013 11:37 AM (t06LC)

583

they are calling Sanford's Mayor, on Skype

 

Sanford City business taking priority of course

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

584 O'Mara says this is his last witness....should be done tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (X6akg)

585 Done tomorrow!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (wR+pz)

586 Nobody can survive having a tube of ChapStik shoved in their brain. Joe Biden survives with nothing at all in his brain.

Posted by: George Orwell in riot gear at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (IZTTb)

587  The DeeDee Diamond angle of her catfishing is interesting. Did anyone ever ask If she everactuallymet Traytable ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 03:35 PM (nTgAI)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

Oh.   Oh.  Bring her back.  Bring her back, please.

Posted by: Soona at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (MCKTB)

588 Oh, great...may be done tomorrow and I have one son in DC on business.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (baL2B)

589 New one

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2013 11:38 AM (8ZskC)

590 Last witness?

Posted by: rd at July 09, 2013 11:39 AM (D+lxs)

591 When a Smash of Rioters runs into a Convenience Store of Koreans hilarity and ammunition expenditure ensues.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 11:39 AM (SzAZ7)

592 I once killed an insurgent with a tube of lip balm.

A tube of lip balm and a 5.56 round, but mostly a 5.56 round? Posted by: AllenG
----------

Just measured a ChapStick. I make it to be 15mm, or about .60 cal

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 11:39 AM (aDwsi)

593

Done tomorrow?!?

 

Right in time for the De La Soul concert!

 

shit

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

594 Who the hell is this testifying?


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 11:40 AM (VjL9S)

595

wonder if the Mayor was the only one in the room the whole time with TM family during the tainted audio voice ID session

 

will he say whose idea it was

 

why they did not include police

 

why they did not follow proper police procedure

 

why did they play it 20 times?

 

hmmmm

 

what pressure he got from the Governor, and the White House

 

ohh to dream

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

596 Was the toxically report offered?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:40 AM (wR+pz)

597 On que re: "home sick" she coughs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:40 AM (baL2B)

598 At least he restrained himself admirably from commenting on the Gosnell case for some reason.

During the speech practice sessions he couldn't stop cackling with glee.  They called off Obama's speech.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2013 11:40 AM (A0glY)

599 Who the fuck is that?  Looks like a black Pat.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (eytER)

600 552
Jeff Weiner þ@JeffWeinerOS 2m Sidebar before next witness, who O'Mara said may testify in a "unique way." Interesting...


They're calling back Jeantel, who will testify via text message.

Posted by: @JohnTant at July 09, 2013 03:34 PM (eytER)

 

 

U B retarded. suh

Posted by: Chocolate Jabba at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (dSE0q)

601 I really doubt that the case will be done by tomorrow. The defense has lots of witnesses to call apparently. The case could go on for quite some time before it goes to the jury.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (7vPJI)

602 Who is this?

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (fWAjv)

603 This is going to be good!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (wR+pz)

604 A Roberts of taxes.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (IZTTb)

605

Eloise Dilligard is the witness...used to live in Retreat at Twin Lakes when the shooting happened

 

 

 

clearly not the mayor

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

606 Although my little town is full of angry black youth it's only going to take a few five packs of buckshot or some loud deer rifles to restore equilibrium . Troublemkers aren't even gonna' make it two blocks out of the town square before the necks will demonstrate why the sights are on top of the weapon .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (WK8VM)

607 She was Z's neighbor at the complex.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (X6akg)

608 Just measured a ChapStick. I make it to be 15mm, or about .60 cal

 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 09, 2013 03:39 PM (aDwsi)

 

-------------------------

 

You have to shove hard.  Maybe  give it a few taps with an entrenching tools.  Ask yourself, "How bad do I want this ChapStik in this motherfucker's brain?"  and you'll figure it out.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (CJjw5)

609 Yikes.  Who's this witness?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 11:41 AM (lVPtV)

610 Hope she is on witness protection as a friendly neighbor.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:42 AM (baL2B)

611 In Soviet Russia, pussy riots you!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Yakov Smirnoff's skin like a bat cape. at July 09, 2013 11:42 AM (jopHG)

612 Is she backing down from being "friend" to just "neighbor?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 11:42 AM (lVPtV)

613

she is home sick today

 

prolly afraid

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

614 She's probably scared shitless.  I don't blame her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2013 11:43 AM (lVPtV)

615 Bob Owens ‏@bob_owens 1m Testimony over the phone from Eloise Dilligard. She's home sick. Former resident of the community. Knew Zimmerman. #ZimmermanTrial

Posted by: Deety at July 09, 2013 11:43 AM (sETtQ)

616 did she see GZ going back to his truck?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (zOTsN)

617 Already been said, but the old maglights are effective bludgeoning weapons in the 4+ D-Cell range.  Best to know what you're doing with it though if you have to use it as such.  We were trained on how to use it as a billyclub for perimeter patrols of the Guard base we used for CAP meetings.  Have a new one that's still sturdy enough to use as such, but a lot of the maglight models anymore cheaped out on the metal.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (G99e4)

618 FNC says it's one of Z's neighbors.

Posted by: Soona at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (MCKTB)

619 Although my little town is full of angry black youth it's only going to take a few five packs of buckshot or some loud deer rifles to restore equilibrium .
Troublemkers aren't even gonna' make it two blocks out of the town square before the necks will demonstrate why the sights are on top of the weapon .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 09, 2013 03:41 PM (WK8VM)

 

Well said

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (nTgAI)

620 623 did she see GZ going back to his truck? Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 03:44 PM (zOTsN) She got that after it all happened.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 11:44 AM (X6akg)

621 that = there

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 11:45 AM (X6akg)

622 She going to say Tray jumped him while he was going to his truck. My guess.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:45 AM (wR+pz)

623

If you compared any potetial rioters to  crows you would have a what?

 

Yep,  that seems like the apprpriate  naming of  this potential grouping. 

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2013 11:46 AM (m2CN7)

624 not if she arrived after

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:46 AM (zOTsN)

625 If there's ever a "race war", does the Left not understand that it would lose badly?

They're constantly ginning up a conflict, almost as if they they think it would either be A) good politics or B) some sort of new vanguard authority where "whitey" stays in the shadows terrified. 

I think this has much to do with why liberals are so desperate to take away our guns.  Much easier to rule unarmed civilians.

Posted by: Jeepers at July 09, 2013 11:46 AM (XDRsa)

626 She going to say Tray jumped him while he was going to his truck.

That seems unlikely.  They would have had to have known that at deposition and the State would have adjusted their case.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 11:47 AM (codCi)

627 maybe she is necessary  to lay the foundation for the video to have in evidence as to the placement of the GZ truck

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:47 AM (zOTsN)

628 If there's ever a "race war", does the Left not understand that it would lose badly?

They're constantly ginning up a conflict, almost as if they they think it would either be A) good politics or B) some sort of new vanguard authority where "whitey" stays in the shadows terrified.

I think this has much to do with why liberals are so desperate to take away our guns. Much easier to rule unarmed civilians.

Posted by: Jeepers at July 09, 2013 03:46 PM (XDRsa)

 

Yup

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (nTgAI)

629 You raycissss won't dare stands up to us! *BANG* *beat* *beat* Feets don't fails me now!

Posted by: Juciss for Trayvon! at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (V1ZIU)

630

I think this has much to do with why liberals are so desperate to take away our guns. Much easier to rule unarmed civilians.

-----------

 

Or possibly that certain groups *cough*whites*cough*asians*cough* are more likely to obey gun laws that certain other groups.

Posted by: junior at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (UWFpX)

631 Appears to be pretty involved in her church and also known around Sanford.  Her 50th b-day was in the local paper.

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

632 Bless her, I bet she is terrified. Very good on tv, well-spoken lady.

Of course the objection is sustained, why ask the judge?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:48 AM (baL2B)

633 her BP must be through the roof

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:49 AM (zOTsN)

634 She arrived after the police tape was up, so she didn't witness the attack.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 09, 2013 11:50 AM (9Bdcz)

635 That seems unlikely. They would have had to have known that at deposition and the State would have Made Up Different Lies for their case. "It's not plagiarism if you wave your arms." Ice-Tard (Hi, it's me Joey Choo Choo. Ice-Tard is my gansta name)

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Yakov Smirnoff's skin like a bat cape. at July 09, 2013 11:51 AM (jopHG)

636 George Zimmerman's other non-lethal weapon?

Don't forget spirit fingers and up tingles.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 09, 2013 11:51 AM (ylhEn)

637 I do so worry for the witnesses testifying for the defense. I also wonder if GZ is declared innocent how long it will be before the names and addresses of the jurors are revealed by the media. Lord protect them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2013 11:53 AM (7vPJI)

638 So...does this prove that George had a black neighbor and is, therefore, not raaaaciiist and a hater? In addition to his broken nose.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:54 AM (baL2B)

639 Why was that an objection? Let her talk!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:55 AM (baL2B)

640

I don't know why they are calling her

 

perhaps to lay foundation for the re-enactment video

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:56 AM (zOTsN)

641 The Prosecution is still trying hard to say the shot was when GZ was on top of TM. But this distance did nothing but give reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 09, 2013 11:56 AM (c6tHt)

642 witnesses testifying for the defense. I also wonder if GZ is declared innocent how long it will be before the names and addresses of the jurors are revealed by the media. Lord protect them. This. I'm surprised that the state didn't introduce a tape into evidence of the Preezy saying he's the only thing standing between the jury and street justice.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Yakov Smirnoff's skin like a bat cape. at July 09, 2013 11:56 AM (jopHG)

643 647 I don't know why they are calling her perhaps to lay foundation for the re-enactment video Good guess.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:57 AM (wR+pz)

644 Calling her could just be as simple as having a black testify in his behalf....or maybe there's something that they haven't gotten to yet in her questioning.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 11:57 AM (X6akg)

645

MSNBC says its so he can finally have a black witness speak for GZ

 

I guess they "forgot" his grandfather is black, although not a witness

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

646 Suspenderman on teevee cannot figure out why she is a witness except with voice recognition on tape.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 11:57 AM (baL2B)

647 Yeah is the dope report?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 11:58 AM (wR+pz)

648 646 Why was that an objection? Let her talk!
===========
Grasping at straws, the prosecution has nothing and they are only trying to disrupt her testimony.

This last objection, where they are at bench now, should never have been sustained either: He's not offering her testimony for the truth of the matter she is relating, merely to show that she had spoken to these people.

Worse, there is nothing that she could relate that would hurt the prosecution's case--unless 1) she is a liar or 2) the truth is damaging to them.

So, by objecting, they are calling her a liar.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 11:59 AM (VjL9S)

649

they decided to not put in the dope report

 

they had her spend a lot of time talking about the placement of his truck

 

foundation for video?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:00 PM (zOTsN)

650 Jeremy & Jonathan ?

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:03 PM (codCi)

651 DOJ civil rights prosecution next?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 12:03 PM (wR+pz)

652 voice ID

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:03 PM (zOTsN)

653 Its the tape.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 09, 2013 12:04 PM (SzAZ7)

654 Identifying George on tape. Please protect her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 12:05 PM (baL2B)

655 I hope this lady is ready for everything they can throw at her.

Posted by: Adam at July 09, 2013 12:05 PM (Aif/5)

656 657 Jeremy Jonathan ? Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 04:03 PM (codCi) I think she's referring to Jonathan Good....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 12:05 PM (X6akg)

657 And the cries of "Race Traitor" begin in 5 4 3 ....

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Yakov Smirnoff's skin like a bat cape. at July 09, 2013 12:06 PM (jopHG)

658 I wonder if the prosecutor is going to be his typical arrogant self with her...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 12:07 PM (baL2B)

659 You have to remember, at the time she ID'd the voice as GZ, the news was in high dungeon mode that a white man killed a little black boy.

And yet, she still--still--says it was GZ.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 09, 2013 12:09 PM (VjL9S)

660 "I wonder if the prosecutor is going to be his typical arrogant self with her..."

I'm sure he'll yell at her but don't know if she'll be able to see BDLR flailing around like an idiot.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 09, 2013 12:09 PM (Fz2C7)

661 406 Some of the comments are a little over the line in my opinion. I'm not saying they are wrong, but I guess some things are best left unsaid. Posted by: Eton Cox at July 09, 2013 03:10 PM (q177U) Like sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and put it in your purse. Then you reach for your lipstick, your hand gushes into it, and it goes all over...?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 09, 2013 12:09 PM (aH+zP)

662

really want to establish position of the car and crime scene tape

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:10 PM (zOTsN)

663 664 And the cries of "Race Traitor" begin in 5 4 3 .... Aunt Jemima!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 12:11 PM (wR+pz)

664

yeah

 

laying foundation for the tape

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

665

police didn't make the crime scene big enough

 

and apparently didn't take a photo of GZs truck in relation to the side walk and the other houses

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:13 PM (zOTsN)

666 Ah ha, it does prove that Zimmeman was hot a race hater. He had a black neighbor who cared enough to want to talk to his wife.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 12:18 PM (baL2B)

667 So, is the animation in or out?

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 12:18 PM (vDjkK)

668 Nude invisible Zimmerman thread.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:19 PM (codCi)

669 674 So, is the animation in or out? Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 04:18 PM (vDjkK) They never finished the discussion because it took so long this morning the judge didn't want to keep the jury out any long. As it was, the jury didn't get seating until 10:30. I think the judge said, 'we'll finish this later.' I don't know when later is.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 12:20 PM (X6akg)

670
"State gave it their best shot." Who called it?

Meanwhile, several tour buses are on fire in Leesburg (same county?)

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Medical Examiner at July 09, 2013 12:21 PM (baL2B)

671

So the 6'3 140lb kid armed with skittles and ice tea was beating the crap out of a 250lb MMA trained man armed with a gun.  Yes the man who had called the police and could have stayed in his SUV.  Had he done that everyone would have gone home alive and we the people would not have had to pay for this idiot's trial.  Zimmerman should pay for it all and spend some time in prison.  The mantra for neighborhood watch is observe and report.

Who was on top doesn't concern me, you don't have the right to shoot someone simply because your losing a fight.  If that were the case South Beach and the local bars would be a war zone. 

As for the Black Community and others trying to make this racial, perhaps they should be a little more worried about all the other black people murdering each other in their neighborhoods.  Perhaps if they were this outraged over absentee fathers, murder rates, drug use and crappy schools maybe they might take steps to correct these problems.  Nah, it's always someone else's fault.

 

 

Posted by: Africanus at July 09, 2013 12:23 PM (A0DBI)

672 they are gonna finish the hearing on the animation now I think, jury dismissed

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

673

reverse the races Africanus

 

would you feel the same?

 

or is it coloring your perceptions

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:26 PM (zOTsN)

674 MMA trained? You apparently missed his MMA trainer's testimony yesterday.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 12:27 PM (X6akg)

675

A-N-D here come the trolls. 

 

They must be really nervous about the verdict. 

Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2013 12:27 PM (Ks0w4)

676 Had he done that everyone would have gone home alive and we the people would not have had to pay for this idiot's trial. Zimmerman should pay for it all and spend some time in prison.

Sorry my friend, I will walk the common areas of my neighborhood without fearing a beating, even if means I stack the bodies of thugs head high.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:27 PM (codCi)

677

there is no legal requirement to take a beating

 

its a silly argument

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:29 PM (zOTsN)

678

Posted by: Africanus at July 09, 2013 04:23 PM (A0DBI)

 

Maybe you can watch the trial on DVD.  Few key points you missed - mainly all of them.

Posted by: RWC at July 09, 2013 12:29 PM (fWAjv)

679

State is moving to exclude Vietnam Vets testimony on the ground he sat in on part of the trial and listened to the other witnesses

 

 

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:32 PM (zOTsN)

680 Stupid witness shows up for trial after testifing. Donnelly.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 09, 2013 12:33 PM (wR+pz)

681

which is stupid, they already heard it

 

would just be underscoring it

 

 

cant put toothpaste back in the tube

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:33 PM (zOTsN)

682 Stupid witness shows up for trial after testifing. Donnelly.

After testifying?

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:33 PM (codCi)

683 State is moving to exclude Vietnam Vets testimony on the ground he sat in on part of the trial and listened to the other witnesses Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 04:32 PM (zOTsN) Huh? They're in recess. And I thought they already tried that, no?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 12:34 PM (X6akg)

684 after testifying is a problem if he was subject to recall, which they usually are

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:34 PM (zOTsN)

685

jury is gone

 

lawyers still working

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:35 PM (zOTsN)

686 Posted by: Africanus at July 09, 2013 04:23 PM (A0DBI) Zimmerman should pay for it all and spend some time in prison. The mantra for neighborhood watch is observe and report. Who was on top doesn't concern me, you don't have the right to shoot someone simply because your losing a fight. Then: As for the Black Community and others trying to make this racial, perhaps they should be a little more worried about all the other black people murdering each other in their neighborhoods. Preach it Solomon! Cut that baby in half!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Yakov Smirnoff's skin like a bat cape. at July 09, 2013 12:35 PM (jopHG)

687 after testifying is a problem if he was subject to recall, which they usually are

But if he wasn't recalled, no harm no foul.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:35 PM (codCi)

688

yes, but you don't know if you are not going to need to recall him until after you rest your case.  Defense has not done that.  Perhaps the punishment should be that they cannot recall him now even if they wanted to

 

altho twitter at legal insurrection says he was in court before he testified.  We will see

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:37 PM (zOTsN)

689

yep

 

they have photos of him sitting in the gallery on June 25th, well before he testified

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:39 PM (zOTsN)

690 They could strike his whole testimony and it really wouldn't harm the defense.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 09, 2013 12:40 PM (X6akg)

691 Unring that bell.

Posted by: toby928© Watched CourTV at July 09, 2013 12:41 PM (codCi)

692 They need to articulate why his sitting in the courtroom after he testified would actually prejudice the state.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 12:44 PM (vDjkK)

693 Reading comments above. I think Zimmerman does have the burden. He committed a homicide and is now asserting the affirmative defense of self-defense. I'm not familiar with Florida law, but here burden on affirmative defense is preponderance. So I think the state can try "to poke holes" as referenced by some above. Can somebody tell me I'm wrong?

Posted by: Uncle jj at July 09, 2013 12:46 PM (1iJ3a)

694 The wit was in court and this weekend approached MOM regarding testifying. There is notthing he heard that would prejudice his testimony. The jury was made aware of this.

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 12:47 PM (vDjkK)

695 Who told you you could come to court and watch before your testimony?  Me?  My lovely secretary?  It's preposterous, egregious, outrageous, salacious and unheard of!  Damn!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at July 09, 2013 12:49 PM (BAS5M)

696 Can somebody tell me I'm wrong?

 

Posted by: Uncle jj at July 09, 2013 04:46 PM (1iJ3a)

 

 

Sure thing, bub.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2013 12:51 PM (BAS5M)

697 Thanks Richard, but why?

Posted by: Uncle jj at July 09, 2013 12:52 PM (1iJ3a)

698 State: Did you measure their dicks? If not, why not?

Posted by: Waldo at July 09, 2013 12:56 PM (vDjkK)

699

he sat in court on 25 Jun, well before he testified.  Before he had even listened to the whole of the tapes and came forward to be a witness

 

On Jun 25, the state was in its second day of witnesses.  Witnesses that day were the Sanford PD neighborhood watch coordinator, the President of the Twin Lakes HOA, a Sanford PD crime scene tech, and Sanford PD Sgt, and a neighbor, Selene Bahadoor, the first "ear" witness presented by the state, who gave some new testimony about hearing running from right to left, but could not ID the screams of either man

 

no harm, no foul perhaps

Posted by: Thunderb at July 09, 2013 12:57 PM (zOTsN)

700 _______________________________

I can't believe no one said this one yet:
"An orgy of looters."


Posted by: _Dave_ at July 09, 2013 01:05 PM (J+Q+d)

701 A gaggle of gangs
A pride of protesters
A sleuth of sloths
A labor of looters
A leash of LIV's
An intrusion of indignant indigenous idiots


Posted by: AE at July 09, 2013 01:07 PM (HYceo)

702

>>Reading comments above. I think Zimmerman does have the burden. He committed a homicide and is now asserting the affirmative defense of self-defense.<<

 

He is asserting no such thing.  The state is charging him with murder 2; the state need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Zimmerman went out with ill will and a depraved mind to initiate contact with Martin and start the fight.

If you had been following the case, you'd know this.  And that the state is failing miserably in its quest to prove this.

Posted by: MacGruber at July 09, 2013 01:10 PM (xvtYZ)

703 OJ walked Zim will too

Posted by: occam at July 09, 2013 01:22 PM (cSYg+)

704 You are seriously braindamaged, clarence.

Posted by: toby928© predicts at July 09, 2013 01:24 PM (codCi)

705 "And if the perp is grabbing at your gun, the last thing you should be thinking about is how to get to your Surefire." Never bring a flashlight to a gunfight. Actually, not true. Most places. I have a S&W 40 Compact I'm fitting out for my fiancée when when we get to TX. Got a rail-mounted forward grip for an AR-15 with slots for a laser and light. The pistol handles really well with it, it solves her Native American attitude toward the rear sight... and that's about three different felonies in CA so the grip stays in the box till we hit TX.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 09, 2013 04:16 PM (qvify)

706 "Has there ever been another President who tried to interfere in a court case like Barky did?" Nixon, Manson.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 09, 2013 04:24 PM (qvify)

707 "Where did he get his law degree? China?" Out of the glove compartment of a BMW with CA plates parked in Daytona during Spring Break.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 09, 2013 04:31 PM (qvify)

708 Owens' last comment about the 'what ifs" is spot on.  I testified as an expert witness in a case many years ago that ended up being retried.  The defense attorney's in both cases tried to do this to me over evidence that a blunt instrument had been used to beat someone in the head.  Some of the evidence had been withheld from the witnesses and the public during parts of the testimony, so the first time I testified, I was unaware that a 2X4 had been used.  When I gave my opinion I said that a baseball bat or a piece of wood like a 2X4 could have been used.  They both tried desperately to get me to say that a baseball bat was more likely, I think, because of desperation.  Juries pick up on things like that.

Posted by: teapartydoc at July 09, 2013 05:29 PM (4U98b)

709 I really hope the standard for putting someone in jail is higher than "Hypothetically he might have been guilty".

Posted by: gekkobear at July 10, 2013 11:15 AM (w/ZKO)

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