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February 11, 2013

Fossas!
— Ace

You dummies are really taken with @comradearthur's stupid flying squids.

You're missing the real headline -- Fossas! (They appear as the heroes late in the clip.)

Fossas prove the theory which I, a latecomer to the whole Naturalism game (but out of the gate with very solid work), have developed:

Any animal where you go "what the hell is that?" is some form of weasel.

Always. There are no exceptions.

Fisher? What the hell is that?

Per the Ace Rule of Non-Identifiable Mammals: It's a form of weasel.

Bang, you just impressed your friends.

No exceptions. "Weasel" is the "Other" category of animals. If it's not clearly something else it's a weasel.

Zen and the Flight of Squirrels: Not as cool as fossas, and not a type of weasel, but cooler than those dumb non-flying squids you can't get enough of.

Posted by: Ace at 04:05 PM | Comments (135)
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1 the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 11, 2013 04:06 PM (GVxQo)

2 They're flying fucking squids. They are empirically awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 11, 2013 04:06 PM (Gk3SS)

3 Yes, Phoenixgirl, but a weaselly scoamf.

Posted by: jack m. at February 11, 2013 04:07 PM (tUSBn)

4 m'okay. Works for me.

Posted by: Chupacabra at February 11, 2013 04:07 PM (RuUvx)

5 How dare you stomp on our Squid!!! thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:08 PM (UOM48)

6 Squids? Honey Badger don't give a sh*t.

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 11, 2013 04:09 PM (eHIJJ)

7 I remember seeing one of those at the Columbus Zoo a year or so ago (awesome zoo, by the way). They feed it whole rabbits. The disgusted looks on the more squishy visitors were priceless.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at February 11, 2013 04:10 PM (aozUR)

8 Fossas are squids that haven't learned to fly yet.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:10 PM (6IKyK)

9 that was an incredible video....thank you ace for posting it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 11, 2013 04:10 PM (GVxQo)

10 Our son paid big money in Thailand to hold a lemur...in a skirt. He said he'd never wanted to keep an animal so badly in his life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:10 PM (UOM48)

11 I remember seeing one of those at the Columbus Zoo a year or so ago (awesome zoo, by the way). They feed it whole rabbits. The disgusted looks on the more squishy visitors were priceless.
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at February 11, 2013 08:10 PM (aozUR)

I didn't know that squids ate rabbit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 11, 2013 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

12 Uh, Jane you that was a lemur and not a katoy?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:11 PM (6IKyK)

13 >>>They're flying fucking squids They don't fly, that's a lie from the start, perpetuated by the Establishment Media. They jump. Wow, I never saw a fish jump before. Katie bar the door, the room is spinning.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2013 04:11 PM (LCRYB)

14 i really love lemurs.....they make the most incredible noise

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 11, 2013 04:12 PM (GVxQo)

15 Thanks Ace, next you'll say there ain't no Santa...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:12 PM (6IKyK)

16 Piers Morgan--weasel.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:13 PM (r2PLg)

17 Attenborough can go horsefuck.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 11, 2013 04:14 PM (NTBjC)

18 Well then I definitely don't want AlexTheChick sending me a weasel-size box.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 11, 2013 04:14 PM (m/eXi)

19 I wonder how many awe-inspiring and potentially life-changing comments are posted by unaware morons commenting at the end of recently abandoned threads....

Posted by: Icedog at February 11, 2013 04:14 PM (3qKP/)

20 Always bet on the mongoose.

Posted by: fluffy at February 11, 2013 04:14 PM (z9HTb)

21 Sugar gliders are super cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:14 PM (UOM48)

22 Most popular t-shirt in Southern California today;

http://tinyurl.com/d8b4e54

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:15 PM (mCvL4)

23 the most dangerous weasel the earth has ever known? The F-4 Wild Weasel.

Posted by: thunderb at February 11, 2013 04:15 PM (Dnbau)

24 No clue what a fossa is. Too tired to care. British for fossil? *sigh* Whatever....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 11, 2013 04:16 PM (bqSh0)

25 Flying squids shoot water out their "asses" (do squid have asses?) and become airborne.

Our son has a friend whose family adopted a flying squirrel that flew into their great room one day. Cute little fucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:17 PM (UOM48)

26 22 Most popular t-shirt in Southern California today;

http://tinyurl.com/d8b4e54

How much you want to bet Chris Dorner is wearing that shirt?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 11, 2013 04:17 PM (m/eXi)

27 >>>No clue what a fossa is. I believe it's a form of weasel. BANG! CORRECT!

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2013 04:17 PM (LCRYB)

28 Those varmints look like skeet rats to me.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2013 04:17 PM (WM+rJ)

29 So what is Sandy Fluke?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:17 PM (pu60A)

30 Jane, have you heard from D'oh boy about his fall?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 11, 2013 04:18 PM (X6akg)

31 23 the most dangerous weasel the earth has ever known? The F-4 Wild Weasel. Posted by: thunderb at February 11, 2013 08:15 PM (Dnbau) You betcha.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 11, 2013 04:18 PM (bqSh0)

32 29 So what is Sandy Fluke?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 08:17 PM (pu60A)

A form of a weasel.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 11, 2013 04:18 PM (X6akg)

33 Knock Knock

Who's there?

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!! ..... LAPD!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:18 PM (mCvL4)

34 Weasels have a horrible odor. I visited a friend in her apartment in ATL waaay back in the day, and she had a fucking ferret as a pet.

Auuugggh....the smell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (UOM48)

35 10 Our son paid big money in Thailand to hold a lemur...in a skirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 08:10 PM (UOM4

*******

I don't even want to know what your son was doing in a skirt in Thailand.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (qqZuQ)

36 I thought the most dangerous weasel as the one eyed trouser weasel

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (6IKyK)

"...the most dangerous weasel the earth has ever known? The F-4 Wild Weasel."

Only if it falls on you!

Interesting fact....The Phantom was the only plane to be flown by both the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds.

Posted by: Icedog at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (ZM9OS)

38 29 So what is Sandy Fluke? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 08:17 PM (pu60A) A piece of shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (bqSh0)

39 What was that thing in Mexican folklore that killed little children ...

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:19 PM (r2PLg)

40 Squeasels !!!

Posted by: seamrog at February 11, 2013 04:20 PM (c61zi)

41 30 Jane, have you heard from D'oh boy about his fall?

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2013 08:18 PM (X6akg

Nope. Not a word. Clueless husband says, "If he had been hurt, the Marines would have told us."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)

42 Chupacabra.

It's a form of weasel.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 11, 2013 04:20 PM (99E5V)

43 Maybe that was South America--oy. The damn fossa thing is reminding me of that.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:21 PM (r2PLg)

So what is Sandy Fluke?

Trouser weasel?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2013 04:21 PM (TLezx)

45 Yeah, I had a bad case of the German Weasles when I was seven. Missed two weeks of school.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:21 PM (qqZuQ)

46 You guys ever hear the sounds a rabbit makes when coyotes are pouncing ?

Posted by: grease monkey at February 11, 2013 04:22 PM (VSWPU)

47 42 Chupacabra. It's a form of weasel. Posted by: bonhomme at February 11, 2013 08:20 PM (99E5V) ______________ Ugh--that is it.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:22 PM (r2PLg)

48 Ain't a Fossas what Goldmember called his dad.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:22 PM (6IKyK)

49 Somehow I'm thinking that fried weasel isn't nearly as delish as fried squid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2013 04:22 PM (TIIx5)

50 The Trail of Genghis Khan - 1/6 youtube

Young Aussie's packhorse journey across Asia.

Posted by: 13times at February 11, 2013 04:22 PM (h6XiD)

51 Most people don;t even know that ermines are weasels. Same with skunks. Then there are colugos, which are sometimes called "flying" lemurs" though they are neither.

Posted by: logprof at February 11, 2013 04:24 PM (mi1DY)

52 Naming convention Chupacabras can be translated as "goat-sucker." ____________ So the South American cousin of jihadis.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:24 PM (r2PLg)

53
The Trail of Genghis Khan - 1/6 youtube

Young Aussie's packhorse journey across Asia.

Posted by: 13times at February 11, 2013 08:22 PM (h6XiD)

Speaking of weasels.....

Is the new SecState already on a foreign trip?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2013 04:24 PM (TIIx5)

If life gives you lemurs...

...make lemur-ade!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:24 PM (qqZuQ)

55 TFG's Auto Czar is a scrap weasel right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:25 PM (pu60A)

56 39 What was that thing in Mexican folklore that killed little children ... Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 08:19 PM

Chupacabra .... translates to "goat sucker"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:25 PM (mCvL4)

57 I think fossas was the name of the catcher that Pete Rose ran into at home plate at the 1922 All-Star game, or maybe it was Ty Cobb.

Posted by: seamrog at February 11, 2013 04:25 PM (c61zi)

58

I hear a weasel whistle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 11, 2013 04:25 PM (DAoux)

59 Goats the canaries of the unknown. Toss one in--observe if it gets sucked or ____.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:25 PM (r2PLg)

60 Send it in on a long reeling leash.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:26 PM (r2PLg)

61 Is this like a "pre-ONT"?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:26 PM (mCvL4)

62 I have a trouser lemur. iykwimaityd

Posted by: Marmo at February 11, 2013 04:27 PM (gz0l8)

If life gives you lemurs...

...make lemur-ade!

Lemur party boyzzz!

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 11, 2013 04:27 PM (0WLla)

All right you wackos. I've gotta take a break. That hockey game isn't gonna watch itself.

Weasel be seein ya later.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:28 PM (qqZuQ)

65 The AoSHQ resident expert on weasels - Foghorn Leghorn
http://youtu.be/ptoZKtel42s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:28 PM (pu60A)

66 In case you missed it yesterday, Meggie Mac turned herself loose on Twitter yesterday;

Meggie Mac whines about old insults on Twitter;

Meghan McCain wants to have a word with Glenn Beck and LauraIngraham

http://tinyurl.com/b6qg4tv

Meghan McCain Ã¢ÂœÂ” @McCainBlogette

. @glennbeck Glenn, you once fake vomited on your show in response to an PSA I did, I would like to talk to you about this. Call me. -Meghan

Meghan McCain Ã¢ÂœÂ” @McCainBlogette

. @IngrahamAngle Laura, you once publicly said some things about me that really hurt me.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:28 PM (mCvL4)

Dot vas mien visrt qvestion.

Fossas das ?

Posted by: al einstien at February 11, 2013 04:28 PM (c61zi)

68 Ace mocks the flying squids.

Wait until he awakes one morning covered in tentacles and a huge, beak-like maw coming at him.

And the eyes.....like giant dolls eyes....cold, dead, evil giant squid doll's eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:29 PM (UOM48)

69 Bob Fossa - didn't he direct Cabaret?

Posted by: Dinah Lord at February 11, 2013 04:29 PM (46UXb)

70 What's this about flying squids?

Posted by: A Naval Aviator at February 11, 2013 04:29 PM (JSetw)

71 Jane D'oh, going to sick Cthulhu on Ace?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:30 PM (pu60A)

72 MeggieMac once you were almost relevant. Don't call me. -The Planet

Posted by: thunderb at February 11, 2013 04:30 PM (Dnbau)

73 Nope. Not a word. Clueless husband says, "If he had been hurt, the Marines would have told us."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 08:20 PM (UOM4

LOL! Well....he's not wrong. I'm sure he's fine.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 11, 2013 04:30 PM (X6akg)

74 flying squirrels are best when slowly roasted with garlic and onions, then served with mashed potatoes and green beans. What?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:31 PM (7xPCu)

75 Meggie Mac, talk about a weasel in a little black dress....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:31 PM (pu60A)

76 You wanna know why the monkeys haven't taken over?

Squirrels. They've been zealously guarding their privileged positions as 'innocuous furry-things what really run the show.'

Don't look a squirrel in the eye now. They might now you're on to them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 11, 2013 04:31 PM (NTBjC)

77 hey ace have i got a tumblr for you: http://wtfevolution.tumblr.com/ To be sure, the freaky mammals are clearly identifiable as: noseless monkeys (wtf?), bats with WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, and holy-shit-not-in-front-of-the-kids primates. the invertebrates, otoh, are even more bizarre

Posted by: meep at February 11, 2013 04:32 PM (Gb7fb)

78 I thought Fossas was the zoologist who died when her gorilla tribe loaded her handgun with the wrong caliber ammunition, - as a goof.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2013 04:32 PM (WM+rJ)

79 Well Ace has sold me on this flying squid thing--off to check it out.

Posted by: tasker at February 11, 2013 04:32 PM (r2PLg)

80 Well, Tami, when he blacked out on Okinawa from the heat and broke his nose, the doctor there told him he was "pretty sure" he had onset epilepsy. We freaked out.

Do. Not. Trust. Military docs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:32 PM (UOM48)

81 Not Military Docs, we call them Pecker Checkers.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:33 PM (6IKyK)

82 Fisher - yes related to weasel, but also wolverine and honey badger... so it doesn't give a sh^t what you think

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 11, 2013 04:34 PM (0SXI6)

83 well once we are single payer, they are all military docs in a way

Posted by: thunderb at February 11, 2013 04:34 PM (Dnbau)

84 Oh , this is right in my wheel house . What is a pine marten ? Fischer cat ?

Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 04:35 PM (USjX1)

85 Hey, I just tweeted you

This is crazy, but here's my number

So Call Me Meggie

Posted by: Meggie McBoobs at February 11, 2013 04:35 PM (mCvL4)

86 Do. Not. Trust. Military docs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 08:32 PM (UOM4

*********

Pretty broad brush there Jane.

said the former Army doc.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:35 PM (qqZuQ)

87 okay, Ace Do weasels even exist? I've never seen one, not even in a zoo.

Posted by: L, elle at February 11, 2013 04:36 PM (0PiQ4)

88 75 Meggie Mac, talk about a weasel in a little black dress....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 08:31 PM

She does look sort of like a ferret that's been force fed fatback ribs and banana splits

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:36 PM (mCvL4)

89
Pretty broad brush there Jane.

said the former Army doc.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 08:35 PM (qqZuQ

Sorry for the "broad brush" but my kid being told he was probably epileptic because he passed out from the heat? My dad's best friend in the AF was the head of the hospital in Wiesbaden, Germany back in the day. No hating on military docs as a whole, but as a little girl, I nearly died under one's care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:37 PM (UOM48)

90 87 okay, Ace

Do weasels even exist? I've never seen one, not even in a zoo. Posted by: L, elle at February 11, 2013 08:36 PM

I've never seen a Honey Badger, and it doesn't give a shit

Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2013 04:38 PM (mCvL4)

91 >>>Well Ace has sold me on this flying squid thing--off to check it out. c***s***ers surround me

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2013 04:38 PM (LCRYB)

92 84 Oh , this is right in my wheel house . What is a pine marten ? Fischer cat ? Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 08:35 PM (USjX1) Rodents. Really, really pissed off rodents.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:38 PM (7xPCu)

Jane,

There are four types of military docs:

1. Those who need Uncle Sam to pay off their student debt (pray you get one of these).

2. Those running from malpractice cases and/or their 'high-risk' malpractice insurance is no longer affordable.

3. Those who graduated from the Zimbabwe School of Medicine (a grueling 2-week course)....English-speaking ability optional.

4. Outstanding doctors who just want to serve their country and don't mind taking half pay (or less). Probably under 2% of total.

Posted by: Icedog at February 11, 2013 04:39 PM (ZolUS)

94 Ace in a gay bar? Surrounded he said.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:39 PM (6IKyK)

95 91 >>>Well Ace has sold me on this flying squid thing--off to check it out. c***s***ers surround me Posted by: ace at February 11, 2013 08:38 PM (LCRYB) Hey Ace, your lifestyle choice is your business, not ours.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:39 PM (7xPCu)

96 c***s***ers surround me

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2013 08:38 PM (LCRYB)

U mad, bro?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2013 04:40 PM (TLezx)

97 I love the weasel family . They hate everything . I'm surprised they even manage to reproduce . Imaging wolverine courtship .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 04:40 PM (USjX1)

98 But who wins in a fight between Fossas and Flying Squids? It doesn't matter - Humanity Loses!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 11, 2013 04:41 PM (mJkp9)

99
Sorry for the "broad brush" but my kid being told he was probably epileptic because he passed out from the heat? My dad's best friend in the AF was the head of the hospital in Wiesbaden, Germany back in the day. No hating on military docs as a whole, but as a little girl, I nearly died under one's care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 08:37 PM (UOM4

*******

No worries Jane- Just like anything else, there are some very good military docs and some really crappy ones. My daughter was treated with ultimate disrespect by a supposed expert in his field at a university hospital and told that she should wear long dresses to cover up her crooked legs.

A fine orthopedic surgeon at Fitzsimons Army Hospital in Denver later operated on those legs and gave her a new level of function that she could only imagine prior to that. And an endocrinologist in the Army took great care of her also.

Plus Mrs. Muldoon was so impressed with army docs that she married one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:42 PM (qqZuQ)

100 97 I love the weasel family . They hate everything . I'm surprised they even manage to reproduce . Imaging wolverine courtship . Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 08:40 PM (USjX1) I saw a few badgers in my time. I'd rather confront a starving grizzly.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:42 PM (7xPCu)

101 I, for one, welcome our fossa and flying squid masters. Beats the fuckall out of our liberal overseers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:42 PM (UOM48)

102 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 08:42 PM (qqZuQ

Friendly, non-sexual {{hug}}.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:44 PM (UOM48)

103 OT: Methinks the Esquire story in the sidebar is decidedly pro-Obama. These are the words of the "Shooter that killed OBL" according to the article... "This is hearsay, but I understand Obama said, Hell no. My guys are not surrendering. What do we need to rain hell on the Pakistani military? That was the one time in my life I was thinking, I am fucking voting for this guy. I had a picture of him lying in bed at night, thinking, You're not fucking with my guys. Like, he's thinking about us." I'm still hurting from laughing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 11, 2013 04:44 PM (9eDbm)

104 30 plus years of pecker checkers, they come in all flavors. Some good, some bad. Now you mostly see PAs, not actual doctors.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:45 PM (6IKyK)

105

Oh come on- somebody has to say it. All together now-

"Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:45 PM (qqZuQ)

106

all around the mulberry bush

Obama chased a weasel.......

Posted by: al einstien at February 11, 2013 04:46 PM (c61zi)

107 There was a show a few years ago called "Life After Humans". The best part was the flying cats that inhabited abandoned skyscrapers. I want one of those.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2013 04:46 PM (sdi6R)

108 104 30 plus years of pecker checkers, they come in all flavors. Some good, some bad. Now you mostly see PAs, not actual doctors.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 08:45 PM (6IKyK)

******

CSMBB- I like that term- pecker checkers. My brother was a urologist, we call him a dick doc.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:46 PM (qqZuQ)

109 hey NJ morons:

The worst of these bills have the effect of banning all rifle-barreled shotguns, numerous rifles and handguns, most rifle ammunition, and magazines that hold over 10 rounds. Ammunition sales would be severely restricted, logged and reported to the State Police, and internet and catalog sales would be banned.

http://is.gd/6r0lRm

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 11, 2013 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

110 I love the weasel family .
They hate everything .
I'm surprised they even manage to reproduce .
Imaging wolverine courtship . Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 08:40 PM

When it comes to weasels diversifying, it's not a case of should or shouldn't. It's a case of MUST

Posted by: Dylan Byers at February 11, 2013 04:46 PM (mCvL4)

111 Weasel courtship: Male weasel : Hey bebe , wassup . Female weasel : Oh fuck off , asshole . Fight to the death ensues . Four months later , baby weasels are born ,,,, snarling at the world .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 04:47 PM (USjX1)

112 Just imagine the horror of giant, deep-sea living squids attacking us.

TFG would jet off to Vegas, and Mooch would give us another lecture about eating fatty foods.

In the meanwhile, everyone in the South, Southwest, and flyover country would be shooting those fuckers out of the skies. And having incredible calamari feasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:47 PM (UOM48)

113 Seamus, it comes from the lines you had to stand in long ago, and be checked, cough, cough.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:47 PM (6IKyK)

114 Giant fried calamari rings. Yummy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:47 PM (pu60A)

115 Plus I was the youngest of seven boys, so the Army was my only option for medical school

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:48 PM (qqZuQ)

116 weasels tore my flesh !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank Zappa at February 11, 2013 04:48 PM (Dll6b)

117 We have a restaurant near us that serves fried calamari with hot pepper rings and feta cheese. It is to die for.

Gah. So hungry now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:49 PM (UOM48)

118 Obama is a Scoamweasel

Posted by: seamrog at February 11, 2013 04:49 PM (c61zi)

119 Do they deliver Jane D'Oh? threaten them with an emu in a box if they don't.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 04:50 PM (pu60A)

120 A Facebook friend shared his experience swimming in the azure waters off the coast of Moreau and being very afraid of the Rays in the water. I explained that the Charles Ray is blind and mostly docile while the Lewis Ray, when agitated, can be swift, deadly, and lethal. People haven't really caught on to what I've done yet and are discussing the different types of Rays and whether they are dangerous or not. I kill myself sometimes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 11, 2013 04:50 PM (jucos)

121 119 Do they deliver Jane D'Oh? threaten them with an emu in a box if they don't.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 11, 2013 08:50 PM (pu60A

Sadly, no. Small mom and pop operation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2013 04:51 PM (UOM48)

122 116 weasels tore my flesh !!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Frank Zappa at February 11, 2013 08:48 PM (Dll6b) The US version sez they ripped your flesh!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:51 PM (7xPCu)

123

Mrs. Muldoon just commented to me that weasels aren't nearly as funny as squids!

I concur.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 04:51 PM (qqZuQ)

124 I always went to the SF medic. Stitches, shots, regular stuff, they were the best. No lines, no paper work. Course, when I retired, I wish I had the paper work.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:52 PM (6IKyK)

125 123 Mrs. Muldoon just commented to me that weasels aren't nearly as funny as squids! I concur. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2013 08:51 PM (qqZuQ) I think they're twice as funny! Because they're more animated, and they look cuddly if they were lobotomized!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:53 PM (7xPCu)

126 A cuddly flying squid would be a flesh light, No?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 04:54 PM (6IKyK)

127 Yeah, but the squids have starring roles in tentacle porn. With hot anime chicks.

Weasels? Maybe a bit part in exploring Richard Gere's alimentary tract.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2013 04:56 PM (cHZB7)

128

weasels tore my flesh !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Frank Zappa at February 11, 2013 08:48 PM (Dll6b)

And a dingo ate my baby!

Posted by: Lindy Chamberlain at February 11, 2013 04:56 PM (TLezx)

129 126 A cuddly flying squid would be a flesh light, No? Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 11, 2013 08:54 PM (6IKyK) I think it would have to be de-beaked.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 11, 2013 04:57 PM (7xPCu)

130

What a strange day, a day of tears, ( Chris Kyle's sendoff)

pride, (MOH Award) confusion, ( Pope's retirement) and

anger. ( to quote Ace C***S****** prezzy)

Posted by: seamrog at February 11, 2013 04:58 PM (c61zi)

131 What a strange day, a day of tears, ( Chris Kyle's sendoff) pride, (MOH Award) confusion, ( Pope's retirement) and anger. ( to quote Ace C***S****** prezzy) Posted by: seamrog at February 11, 2013 08:58 PM (c61zi) ----------------------------------------------------- All that's missing is Sharks with Laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 11, 2013 05:04 PM (jucos)

132 Oh , this is right in my wheel house .
What is a pine marten ?
Fischer cat ?

Posted by: awkward davies at February 11, 2013 08:35 PM (USjX1)

I saw a pine marten run across the road in front of my vehicle a couple of months ago. Pretty little animals, but reclusive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2013 05:12 PM (673KB)

133 Fossa: a lemur's worst nightmare.

Posted by: TOF at February 11, 2013 06:25 PM (2Aw0E)

134 Anatomically speaking, a fossa is a depression or hole in a bone.

Posted by: tired at February 11, 2013 08:16 PM (adOUE)

135 Several decades ago, fossas were classified as cats. They were removed from that family because they walk flat-footed, like bears, rather than on their toes. I think they were put into the bear's family at the time, whatever that's called. They've probably been moved somewhere else since then.

Posted by: Eddie Willers at February 12, 2013 10:50 AM (bRdb3)

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