April 19, 2013

Fresh thread [Purp]
— Open Blogger

Plain brown wrapper.


Update: Perp in custody - alive

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1 Yess!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (/jHWN)

2 Msnbc. Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (JJ9EC)

3 Fresh meat.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (H3SNW)

4 oh fuck yea !!!

Posted by: alec at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (usWYv)

5 Thanks Purp.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 04:13 PM (4Mv1T)

6 night-sun....   really?

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (/jHWN)

7 2 Msnbc. Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 08:13 PM (JJ9EC)


What did those idiots do now?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (FIDMq)

8 My mouse can't run this fast.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (H3SNW)

9 Are they still flash banging that guy?

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (yfeAd)

10 Cohagen! You got what you wanted! Give those commenters air!

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (QupBk)

11 Shit!  They just discovered we're listening to them.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (X6akg)

12

Duvall:  This may mean killin'

.

Costner:  I got no problem with that.

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (Mj+FA)

13 This is not tagged with current events, and is not the ONT.

Is this where we finally hash out whether crossbows or longbows are best?

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (QTHTd)

14 Dammit.

Posted by: Tutu at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (A42p4)

15 Thank god.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (4cRnj)

16 Thank you Purple Avenger for slumming with-- the folks.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (r2PLg)

17 Media trying to break into the crime scene!

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (XQzGn)

18 Single fugitive. An American citizen. Chris Hayes. Blech

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (JJ9EC)

19 I gotta take a leak but fuck it.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (H3SNW)

20 Media getting in the way on parker street.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (7mQyC)

21 kbdabear, that is horrifying

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (z9HTb)

22 Media trying to access the scene from the end of Parker street.

Idiots!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (CA2NO)

23 CNN is worried he may have artillery.
What can you do with reporters who live in a make-believe world?

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (jlQR7)

24 Now the media is in the shit on Barker st.  Lock it down!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:14 PM (EAgmr)

25 He's hiding under a blue waffle.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (j3uk1)

26 MEDIA CONTROL MEDIA CONTROL !!!!

Posted by: alec at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (usWYv)

27 > You would think even the guys running this show would be getting a little tired of this and be thinking, would someone just go pull that fucker out of the boat. Police are concerned the guy may be wearing a bomb vest, and want to determine that before they close

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (8sCoq)

28 Cops must be reading Ace. They just told the helicopter: "Uh we have a problem with your downlink. It's being broadcast on the internet."

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (8XRrT)

29 21 Media getting in the way on parker street.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:14 PM (7mQyC)


Flash bang those assholes too!

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (FIDMq)

30 be advised, we got media zips in the wire

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (8sCoq)

31 New thread smell.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (sdi6R)

32 Can we now say "...And the quarterback is toast!"

Posted by: Shonuff at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (jo0fs)

33 18 Media trying to break into the crime scene! Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 08:14 PM (XQzGn) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Send in the clowns.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (SzAZ7)

34 media i swear..!

trying to access the area

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

35 Wow, drudge's headline: "al-Jihâd" in its full Arabian cursive glory

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (QTHTd)

36 You know what else comes in a plain brown wrapper?

heh, heh, heh, heh,

Oooo I'm all excited now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (Kpn/z)

37 They're trying to let him die of old age.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

38 Is the boat registered in Rhode Island?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (mGBy8)

39 Stage 1: Flash bangs. Ineffective. Stage 2: Gang bangs.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (X9Mnx)

40 24 CNN is worried he may have artillery.

The ignorance is staggering..., and the viewers believe and repeat the drivel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:15 PM (aDwsi)

41 suspect YEAH<  new hostages!

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (nqBYe)

42 1989 Playboys

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (ZPrif)

43 Bill O and Geraldo. NOOOO!!!

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (cipri)

44 Geraldo in to ensure that the suspect gives up

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (XQzGn)

45 Oh my God Jerry Rivera? Hit the mute button...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (9+ccr)

46 Boehner goes in to negotiate.  Perp agrees to accept helicopter for escape after Boehner agrees to wear the suicide vest.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (kxSZr)

47 They must be having trouble getting the cops to switch to encrypted channels.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (GP72N)

48 Oh gawd-- mention Geraldo and you get the Geraldo -O'reilly fa wafel,.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (r2PLg)

49 Police are concerned the guy may be wearing a bomb vest, and want to determine that before they close

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:15 PM (8sCoq)



Especially since the boat has a full 40 gallon tank of fuel onboard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (CA2NO)

50 Ten bucks says if the cops don't find any life preservers in the boat they fine the owner.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (j3uk1)

51 Cops must be reading Ace.

Only if they transmitted it twice and made it so subsequent comments were all in boldface

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (QTHTd)

52 BOR has geraldo on now- a perfect storm of STFU

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

53 Oh geez, Geraldo and O'Reilly together. What did we do to deserve this?

Posted by: Retread at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (zxitI)

54 MSNBC concerned he might have a stealth bomber.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:16 PM (ZPrif)

55 CNN is worried he may have artillery.
What can you do with reporters who live in a make-believe world?
Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 08:14 PM (jlQR7)


What, he has Hermione's bag of neverending space and he shoved a howitzer in it?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (Gk3SS)

56

Finish him!

Posted by: Gaming Meme at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (i7B17)

57 29 Cops must be reading Ace. They just told the helicopter: "Uh we have a problem with your downlink. It's being broadcast on the internet." Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 08:15 PM (8XRrT) That sounds like something else, not the scanner we're listening to. So who has the chopper link?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

58 Geraldo the only newscaster with a nose bigger than the perps.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (r2PLg)

59 I'm watching the yankee game. can't stand to watch those 2 assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (jE38p)

60 53 BOR has geraldo on now- a perfect storm of STFU

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:16 PM (8sCoq)


FOX BUSINESS!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

61 Chopper is 10-7 for fuel.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (8XRrT)

62 Geraldo??? SERIOUSLY????

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (eGr8Z)

63 FBI screwed the pooch

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (ZPrif)

64 Freaking commercial

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (aDwsi)

65 And another commercial.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

66 Diane Sawyer seems really drunk to me

Posted by: Dean Martin at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (XQzGn)

67 CNN is worried he may have artillery.

Is that a 105 tucked in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (/gHaE)

68 Don't get off the boat...

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (lD8ju)

69 55 MSNBC concerned he might have a stealth bomber.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 08:16 PM (ZPrif)


or a tactical nuke in his pants

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (FIDMq)

70 What, he has Hermione's bag of neverending space and he shoved a howitzer in it?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)



Yes.


Wait, did you not get that memo?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (CA2NO)

71 They're having a coast guard cutter trailered in to pull alongside.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (MMC8r)

72 They're finally sending in Geraldo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (4cRnj)

73
Back off, I have a howitzer in this boat.

Posted by: No. 2 at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (jKWYf)

74 Why can't they send Bill O'Reilly instead of the robot?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (j3uk1)

75 Hope someone positively ID'd this guy....   just sayin

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (/jHWN)

76 Chris Matthews: We cannot rush to judgement. Just because one Muslim (or two, or 19, multiple choice terrorist numbers) is confused, due to his background and the racism of America, we cannot judge. After all, they come to American where people have guns and kill people in theaters. They are innocent until proven guilty. Do not judge them, but do judge American gun owners who support people like the Colorado theater murderer. I repeat, do not judge the person lying helpless under the boat tarp. That could be you.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (baL2B)

77 So who has the chopper link? I'm CIA, so I have it. You?

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (8XRrT)

78 Actually I wonder if the idiot media people trying to get into the danger zone are some of Alex Jones' conspiracy loons. After their performance at the past few press conferences it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (KCvsd)

79 Gorton's commercial

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (tlhtD)

80 "CNN is worried he may have artillery. " --- It's not artillery... it's HIM!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:17 PM (7mQyC)

81 Fucking Jerry Rivers is gonna make a plea for a kid-killer, and crippler of people. I hope his Koi die a miserable air-sucking death. That might make him see the light.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (feFL6)

82 68 CNN is worried he may have artillery.

Is that a 105 tucked in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM
==========

Crap..., now I have to go pee again....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (aDwsi)

83 I wonder if he has a lifeline to use?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (n8LUb)

84 crazy they have to use other police to stop the medaia from getting deaded

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

85 Luke Russert wants to know how he got the boat.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (Lq5WC)

86 CNN is worried he may have artillery. What can you do with reporters who live in a make-believe world? The Ronco 108 MM Pocket Howitzer?

Posted by: Suspect #2 at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (eyJh9)

87

>>Msnbc. Wow. Just wow.

 

What did the retard collective do now?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (Yhu4q)

88 MSNBC demands we use attack subs. Semi-automatic attack subs!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (ZPrif)

89 Just what LE needs right now - to deal with fucking media whores.  Beautiful.
Arrest them for impeding an active LE operation.

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (EAgmr)

90 "Authorities Flood Watertown".......really

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (oBhEo)

91 Are they saying the media are jumping over a gate to access the scene?   If that's   true,  someone punch them.  How fucking stupid could you be?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (CA2NO)

92 59 Geraldo the only newscaster with a nose bigger than the perps.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (r2PLg)


Was his nose as big before Mr. Chair got him?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (FIDMq)

93 Over to ACoop as the scanner goes to commercial

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (XQzGn)

94 Is that a howitzer in your boat, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Retread at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (zxitI)

95 www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (GP72N)

96 Are they waiting for Bronco Bama to make a Gusty Call?

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (hHgxI)

97 suspect sues boatowner for lack of life preservers

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

98 Do you mind if I try?

Posted by: Korben Dallas at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (3he3A)

99 MSNBC demands we use attack subs. Semi-automatic attack subs! Posted by: Flatbush Joe

With women on board of course!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (EAgmr)

100 61 53
BOR has geraldo on now- a perfect storm of STFU

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:16 PM (8sCoq)

FOX BUSINESS!

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (X6akg)


FUBAR has entered the building.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:18 PM (baL2B)

101 Weatherboard him

Posted by: Andrew at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (HS3dy)

102 Better not be some poor hobo trying to take shelter in a boat...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (9+ccr)

103 be advised, we got media zips in the wire Dump everything you've got left on my pos! I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter!

Posted by: Bravo Six at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (QupBk)

104  Does anyone know whether they are going to wait for President Obama to fly to Boston before they kill this guy??

Posted by: Shelly Steinam at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (3Z1wn)

105 ...LET ME AT HIM!!!

Posted by: Captain Morgan at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (ujrve)

106 Drudge has link to "After" picture of big brother.  I hope that hurt as much as it looks like it did.  Someone should print it out and toss a copy into little brother.  Of course, some of the damage was done to big brother when little brother ran over him with the SUV when he was escaping.

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (Mj+FA)

107 MSNBC concerned he might be a Decepticon in boat form.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (ZPrif)

108 The quicker the Boston Situation wraps up the quicker we can get back to the Abortion Chronicles and the Benghazi Affair.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (VMcEw)

109 We just came back from dinner with friends.  Could watch Fox on bar TV but no captions.

Is the fucker dead or alive? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (lVPtV)

110 "54 Oh geez, Geraldo and O'Reilly together. What did we do to deserve this?" Nothing, but Fox's programming is really weak...but still heads and shoulders above the rest. Reporting that other governments were treating these two scumbags as terrorists but they were not on Obama's radar. So the "system worked" just as J Napp designed it...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (bT79U)

111 Why don't you take this under advisement, jerkweed!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (Lq5WC)

112 *cops storm, boat, notice bottles of open sunscreen, and golden brown suspect*

Cop 1: Welp, this isn't our guy, we've been told we're looking for a white dude.

Suspect: That's ok, good sir, I appreciate your thoroughness.

Cop 2: Sorry about the inconvenience, citizen.

Cop 1: My, that's a nice smell, is that Hawaiian Tropic?

Suspect: Why yes. Yes it is.

Cop 2: Waaaaaait a minute.

Cop 1: Why, it is you, you rascal!!!

*laughter had by all on boat*

Posted by: WTF at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (Y1Ff4)

113 Have all the "it's most likely rightwingers" talking heads admitted they were wrong....again? Can't seem to find anything on the netz.

Posted by: Icedog at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (9ScGj)

114 Can't John Kerry just windsurf over there and see if it's him?

Posted by: MSNBC at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (o+SC1)

115 Notice the "Chechen terrorist" meme by the MFM; little mention of Islam or Jihad.

Posted by: Anabolic State at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (NSrZ5)

116 Oh. The doushbaggery on MSNBC with the metrosexual Hayes.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (H3SNW)

117 Police want to be methodical. I concur. Blood should be leaving his body at the speed of gravity, and gravity's a bitch.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (feFL6)

118 Still better than a Carnival cruise.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

119 Hope someone positively ID'd this guy.... just sayin

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (/jHWN)



If it's NOT Dzhochara;lkjfd (or however you spell his name), then whoever it is has had long enough to scream to high heaven,  "I'M NOT THE BOMBER!  IT ISN'T ME!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:19 PM (CA2NO)

120 67 Diane Sawyer seems really drunk to me

Posted by: Dean Martin at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (XQzGn)

Indeed, she truly needs to learn when to say when.

Posted by: Lemmy at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (7xeJQ)

121 111 We just came back from dinner with friends. Could watch Fox on bar TV but no captions.

Is the fucker dead or alive?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:19 PM (lVPtV)


The tarp moves now and then. It could be rats for all we know.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (baL2B)

122 "99 suspect sues boatowner for lack of life preservers"

Oh now that is funny.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (WEamb)

123 OT: This morning, I leave home and the bird feeder is at least 1/3 full. I get home tonight and the fucker is EMPTY. I blame the squirrels.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (7vimm)

124 I prefer Bruce Willis' negotiating style, the version he used in The Fifth Element.

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (Mj+FA)

125 Is this going to be like another Waco standoff?

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (G5B6X)

126 Is the fucker dead or alive?

Both.

Posted by: Erwin Schroedinger at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (QTHTd)

127 Sounds like they.re letting him bleed out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:20 PM (4cRnj)

128 #111 cornered hiding in a boat surrounded by 100 swat cops/ATF/FBI, several snipers with thermal scopes, helicopters, armored vehicles, a robot, pursuit dogs, and probably a thousand regular cops/state troopers in an outer perimeter

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (KCvsd)

129
Suspect seems to be playing with a white ford bronco toy.....stay tuned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (jKWYf)

130 He's alive, they saw him standing up and sitting down.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (6Tcdo)

131 Wa sthere a cop hiding in her bush?

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (H3SNW)

132 watch you mics  watch your mics.

repeatedly

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

133 Dump everything you've got left on my pos!

I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter!

It's been a lovely fucking war

Posted by: Shonuff at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (jo0fs)

134 Idiots, watch your damn mics!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (CA2NO)

135 BOR has geraldo on now

The singularity...of stupid

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (/gHaE)

136 Better not be some poor hobo trying to take shelter in a boat...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 08:19 PM (9+ccr)


but hobos have no souls and you can't kill something without a soul

Posted by: The Dude at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (vJdyz)

137 "Watch your mike"

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (o+SC1)

138 Concerned with criminals and concealment, Sen. Elizabeth Warren is to introduce a bill requiring all pleasure boats to have picture windows in the hull.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (j3uk1)

139 Still alive, Jane. For now...

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (eqV3Q)

140 lenny you can see em.you can see em

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

141 you know How incredibly Pompous & just as retarded Billy Bullshit O'Reilly is for Me?? he just made me flip to CNN

Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (ck76k)

142 open mike...yes

Posted by: YTown Guy at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (das+y)

143 Hey Mike. Watch yourself. Moron.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (8XRrT)

144 They are afraid someone will say something over the radio that will be embarrassing

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (aDwsi)

145 1256 Click on my nick for aerial map view of boat
To get police scanner Click on nick at
44
Knave at April 19, 2013 08:16 PM (cipri)

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (xk0Xg)

146

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 08:17 PM (CA2NO)

 

MWR-r, come join Ravelry-y

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 04:21 PM (wbeNt)

147 Do you mind if I try? Posted by: Korben Dallas at April 19, 2013 08:18 PM (3he3A)


Multipass!


http://youtu.be/9jWGbvemTag

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (Gk3SS)

148 Dude these fking really bad with their mics, ridiculous, all day.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (7mQyC)

149 Watch your fucking mics.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (6Tcdo)

150 who is this Mike guy?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (h6XiD)

151 Subject hiding in a boat. There is but one correct solution- send in the giant squid.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (X9Mnx)

152 He is a veritable Shroedingers Cat!

Posted by: Kasper in Mexico City at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (7x9pP)

153 (Lord pardon my blasphemy)

Jesus Christ,  IDIOT!   WATCH YOUR DAMN MIC!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (CA2NO)

154 Is the fucker dead or alive? As Hemingway described the bankruptcy of a character in one novel, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' He's gradually on his way to Allah.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (feFL6)

155 Okay, audience, it's YOUR turn to participate.

At your seats you'll find a device with 3 buttons on it.

Button 1, green, to let him go

Button 2, Red, shoot him now

Button 3, Yellow, send in the negotiating team

Please press a button NOW.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (Kpn/z)

156 open mic: you can see him right there

Posted by: Sammy316 at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (DkiTW)

157 ♫ A three hour tour... ♫

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (Lq5WC)

158 #SongsToSurrenderBy Let's Get Physical

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (piMMO)

159 Some cop is going to get reamed for having his mike open.

Posted by: Obama The Masterful at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (QgAFR)

160 Sarge is pissed - guys leaving mics open.

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (EAgmr)

161 Hearing the news-blondes say "man in the boat" over and over with a straight face is pretty funny.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (SzAZ7)

162 Have they run out of flash bangs yet?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (+lsX1)

163 Donald Trump on Twitter.‏@realDonaldTrump 15m Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast! After an interrogation, no complaint here!

Posted by: Dan at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (bxp5Z)

164 maybe we shouldn't type just listen

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

165 Whatever the outcome, Eric Holder needs to be brought before Congress to explain his incompetence.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (BVkEs)

166 Obviously, the bombers are from the right wing of the Islamist/Muslim Chechen insurrection against . . . Uh . . . SQUIRREL!

Posted by: MSM at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (7vimm)

167 Holy shit. "Call him by name." Trooper Joyce - for those keeping score. "That was accidental." No shit, Sherlock.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (8XRrT)

168 Shit I don't get fox business

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (oBhEo)

169 Some cop is going to get reamed for having his mike open. ** yep!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (piMMO)

170 Just for the record:  Bill OReilly is a freaking putz.  Captain Obvious joker extraordinaire.  Yo.

Plus he pisses me off when he interrupts my Bill Hemmer.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (WEamb)

171 MWR-r, come join Ravelry-y

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 08:21 PM (wbeNt)


OH!  RIGHT!


Going now!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (CA2NO)

172 "That was accidental"... Like that's going to save you from an ass-chewing later

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (aDwsi)

173 If I was in charge? "You've got sixty seconds to get the hell out of the boat. If you don't, I will personally see to it that you and your brother are both buried in 50 gallon drums of pig's blood" 59... 58...

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:22 PM (OJ/tZ)

174 I'm hungry.  SHOOT HIM ALREADY!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (R18D0)

175 #111 cornered hiding in a boat surrounded by 100 swat cops/ATF/FBI, several snipers with thermal scopes, helicopters, armored vehicles, a robot, pursuit dogs, and probably a thousand regular cops/state troopers in an outer perimeter
---

And with a couple of well place boxes of donuts, he could probably get away.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (VMcEw)

176 O'Reilly: This is a terror cell.
Geraldo: Well, uh, uh, uh...

Spin it, a**hole.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (eGr8Z)

177 Tsar has been boat fucked.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (H3SNW)

178 114

Only it's like the end of Police Squad, where the cops freeze in laughter while the suspect slowly escapes

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (XQzGn)

179 Willow just said maybe we shouldn't type and should just listen. Did everybody copy that?

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (8XRrT)

180 accomplices?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (ZPrif)

181 Couple we were with at dinner hate Barry as much as we do.  Which made for another interesting evening.

I immediately recognized bomber boy was in a boat.  My idiot husband, looking at the initial Google Earf shot said, "No, he's in the trailer."

Jeebus. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (lVPtV)

182 Why are  they going on and on about what  might have caused these good boys into terrorists... It must have been something we Americans did to these poor  things

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (9+ccr)

183 Maybe one of those incendiary tear gas grenades like they used on Dorner would get negotiations going...

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (Mj+FA)

184 roommates hid him?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:23 PM (ZPrif)

185 #SongsToSurrenderBy Anything by the Gap Band he won't be able to sit still

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (piMMO)

186 Copy..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (aDwsi)

187 168 Obviously, the bombers are from the right wing of the Islamist/Muslim Chechen insurrection against . . .

Uh . . .

SQUIRREL!

HAHAHA!!!  this is funny...

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (ODnor)

188 If this guy is the hulk I think they're getting him agitated proper like.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (7mQyC)

189 In Soviet Russia, boat sink YOU!

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (8XRrT)

190 Willow just said maybe we shouldn't type and should just listen.

Did everybody copy that? Posted by: someguy

Watch your keyboard!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (R18D0)

191 Red arrow spotted in the tree next to the boat.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (cipri)

192 WE ARE HERE FOR THE TYPING WILLOW !

Posted by: alec at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (usWYv)

193 Time for a bacon-grease flambe

Posted by: phreshone at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (Pr6hk)

194 Is the fucker dead or alive?

Schrodinger's jihadi.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (/gHaE)

195 Watch- a week from now the guy will still be in the boat.

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (G5B6X)

196 They are afraid someone will say something over the radio that will be embarrassing
Posted by: Mike Hammer


" Shit man I'm tired and need a beeeah.  Let's get this f'ing muzzie fucker before the bahhhhs close"

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (EAgmr)

197 118 Oh. The doushbaggery on MSNBC with the metrosexual Hayes.

Why, oh why, would you watch MSNBC? Is that a self-hate thing?

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (bKA83)

198 No action til 9 o'clock

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (XQzGn)

199 143 you know How incredibly Pompous & just as retarded Billy Bullshit O'Reilly is for Me?? he just made me flip to CNN Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 08:21 PM (ck76k) ******** That's it. Following you--O'Reilly is interrupting the guy on the ground to foamate.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (r2PLg)

200 134 watch you mics watch your mics. repeatedly ....they say that in Ireland alot

Posted by: ET at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (YpjaN)

201 White House to have Ambassador Rice explain motive.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (jlQR7)

202

128 Is the fucker dead or alive?

Both.

 

So  this is Schrodinger's suspect?

 

Posted by: MrObvious at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (NlAiP)

203 Open tags everyone. Watch your open fucking tags!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (Lq5WC)

204 Fox News says 3 arrests in Watertown

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (uRumV)

205 punk has two choices: leave in cuffs or a body bag.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (KCvsd)

206 Can the guy strangel BOR before the BPD SWAT  hits him?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (5wHPS)

207 He'll leave the boat soon. The happiest day in a boater's life is when he gets rid of it.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:24 PM (j3uk1)

208 I'm hungry. SHOOT HIM ALREADY! *** that's what pizza delivery is for.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (piMMO)

209 #SongsToSurrenderB

Si Tu Te Vas

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (kxSZr)

210 185 - and waco...yeah lets not go down that load again.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (7mQyC)

211 ...so THIS is how you do it on the East Coast???

Posted by: LAPD at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (ujrve)

212 I'm starting to think they will take him alive. If he was gonna off himself, he'd have already done it. But then, I've been wrong before

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (jE38p)

213 I just changed to my local fox channel

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (oBhEo)

214 They've decided to make this a two-parter. Conclusion tomorrow night.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (MMC8r)

215 can they pump out all the port-potties from the temporary command post into the boat? 72 virgin turds for you!

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (bT79U)

216 Someone left the mic open on the tread

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (aDwsi)

217 Someone remind me why we need LE again?

Posted by: BPD at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (Cs2tJ)

218 strangle...still BOR tho

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (5wHPS)

219 He'll leave the boat soon. The happiest day in a boater's life is when he gets rid of it. *** Always with the funny at AOS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (piMMO)

220

Baxter just said the Uncle is a loon???

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (H3SNW)

221 210 - 30 minutes or it's free!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (7mQyC)

222 Thank god for Cavuto, he doesn't get the vapors like the other dolts

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (RLdcX)

223 there's one guy on the scanner who I cant understand a single word he says

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (8sCoq)

224 Couple shots with a .308 into that boat from overhead should get the ball rolling.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (jlQR7)

225 What are they waiting until 2100 for?

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (6Tcdo)

226 They will kill him. They can't let him help make the narrative.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 04:25 PM (ny+t0)

227 watch on Fox Business.  least offensive

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (Ivw5/)

228 FBI interviewed older brother in 2011 at the request of a 'foreign government' . Its another Obama success!

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (bT79U)

229 I'm hungry. SHOOT HIM ALREADY!

***

that's what pizza delivery is for. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


Oooh.  Pizza Hut has a deal on wings!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (R18D0)

230

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:24 PM (piMMO)


Safety Dance?

Posted by: The Dude at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (vJdyz)

231 mike sez, i saw em,  they were roaming over that boat, those dirty rats,  now i'm hungry and want to go watch Ben

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (nqBYe)

232 In Texas these types of situations end quicker.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (4cRnj)

233 requesting cold water?

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (ODnor)

234 Command Post ~! Cold water stat!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (EAgmr)

235 Critical: command post needs some cold water stat!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (7mQyC)

236 he hehe... fetch us some waters.... boy....   

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (/jHWN)

237 209 He'll leave the boat soon. The happiest day in a boater's life is when he gets rid of it. Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 08:24 PM
=======

Easy sell....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (aDwsi)

238 Dear God.  Please, give us Gutfeld over O'Reilly and Geraldo.  Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (lVPtV)

239 If he was gonna off himself, he'd have already done it. He may not have a way any more.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (MMC8r)

240 and dough nuts

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (h6XiD)

241 Awww, they have a water boy.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (6Tcdo)

242 Cold brewskies to the CP!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (lFk6F)

243 cold waters to the CP is code for WE NEED GUINNESS!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (KCvsd)

244 Some cop just ordered some cold waters to the command post. "You want a pizza too?"

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (8XRrT)

245 they always say they take there time on the east coast but COME ON GUYS !!

Posted by: alec at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (usWYv)

246 Zillow puts a zestimate of $400,768 on that house.  3BR, 1BA, 1349sf.  Lot's a bit over 6000sf.



Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (o+SC1)

247 CNN. Motive is still very uncertain. Oh ok.

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (JJ9EC)

248 234 In Texas these types of situations end quicker.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 08:26 PM (4cRnj)


WORD!

Posted by: LAPD at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (ujrve)

249 At this point I kind of hope that the guy in the boat is like the dummy Ferris Bueller used to trick his parents.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (+lsX1)

250 Governor, the people of Boston want to know if they are supposed to go on with life or shelter in place? yes/no

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (baL2B)

251 Doesn't sound like they are in any hurry. Either the kid's wounds clot and they aren't lethal or he's just going to bleed out.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (S09w5)

252 [221] I built a boat and cut it up with a sawzall. Long story.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:26 PM (H3SNW)

253 Water Boy II   ,   tactical Command refreshment!

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (/jHWN)

254 They're gonna throw cold water on him!!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (aDwsi)

255 I don't think this is what Urban Dictionary means by "motorboating."

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (j3uk1)

256 Why not just pitch a few CS grenades in?  The cops got that shit right?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (/gHaE)

257 Cold water is cop code for Jim Beam

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (tlhtD)

258 225 there's one guy on the scanner who I cant understand a single word he says

Sgt. Dickenmouth?

Posted by: BPD at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (Cs2tJ)

259
So whaddaya think?


Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (8dspl)

260 Channeling Boston Corbett. helloooo Sgt. Corbett.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (5wHPS)

261 #SongsToSurrenderBy

Cuando Estamos Juntos

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (kxSZr)

262 someone is talking with negotiator


Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (nqBYe)

263 Infrared will not be his friend behind that canvas cover. Should be easy to sneak up on him at some point and sleep-gas his dumb ass.

Posted by: and irresolute at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (DBH1h)

264 Thank God this isn't the Kennedy compound. Terrorist boy would be holed up in an Oldsmobile. BUT If Teddy was still alive we could tell him there's a cute campaign staffer in the car and he'd take care of the rest...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (V1ZIU)

265 176 I'm hungry. SHOOT HIM ALREADY!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 08:23 PM (R18D0)


I made pulled pork last night....a ton of it.  Having some now...

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (X6akg)

266 128 - Now, he's Schrödinger's cat.

Posted by: snowbound at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (/6L1O)

267 And now Fox gives us Sheppy. 

Mommy, make it stop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

268 There's a kid in that neighborhood somewhere with a camera on a quadrotor...

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (o+SC1)

269 A boat is a hole in your life you throw blood into. - Chechen saying.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:27 PM (8XRrT)

270 I thought Irish cops drank their liqueur neat?

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (Fz2C7)

271 "I'm sailing away... "

Posted by: Guy in boat at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (R18D0)

272

If the cops have used more than 10 rounds, they need to lay down their weapons

...I mean fair's fair, right?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (Yhu4q)

273 A boat is the hole in the water into which you pour money. Or, it's a hole in your backyard into which some jihadi bleeds out. I prefer the second.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (feFL6)

274 Did the boat owner put the boat up on ebay already?

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (xk0Xg)

275 It's a lot easier to arrest a corpse.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (MMC8r)

276 on the scanner - some guy on a scooter just drove up to the boat to deliver Chinese take-out ...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (bT79U)

277 Wonder if this would already be over if the guy wasn't naturalized.

Posted by: Mainah at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (ArExN)

278 258 Why not just pitch a few CS grenades in? The cops got that shit right?
Posted by: @PurpAv


You mean IN the boat?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (4cRnj)

279 Get the Gimp.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (SzAZ7)

280 Has the "free Jahar" movement started yet?

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (ZWaLo)

281 What are they waiting until 2100 for? Maybe they're gonna take him out with a flying car?

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (Lq5WC)

282 229 your right

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (H3SNW)

283 My man, Mike Baker, on BOR. I turned over just for him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (piMMO)

284 272 A boat is a hole in your life you throw blood into. - Chechen saying. Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 08:27 PM


rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (aDwsi)

285 They better not be offering him immunity. YIKES

Posted by: madamex at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (Tj05I)

286 270 And now Fox gives us Sheppy. Mommy, make it stop. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:27 PM (lVPtV) *********** It's like the Bermuda Triangle-- Pull up! Pull up!

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (r2PLg)

287 "They've decided to make this a two-parter. Conclusion tomorrow night." --- Yeah fk this I'm got to grab some take out, last time I tried that sh1t got real again, so maybe if I try again this will get wrapped up.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (7mQyC)

288 Jimmy Johns

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (/jHWN)

289 Cold water?   NO. NO. NO.  No Waterboating....

Posted by: phreshone at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (Pr6hk)

290 watch on Fox Business. least offensive Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:26 PM (Ivw5/) Hey thanks a lot- I forgot about them. Kudos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (jE38p)

291 Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 08:28 PM (ZWaLo) Try infowars or prisonplanet

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:28 PM (6Tcdo)

292 I made pulled pork last night....a ton of it. Having some now...
Posted by: Tami

Drooool...

Posted by: Guy in boat at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (R18D0)

293 okay we need some Gilligan's Island photoshops for this guy hiding in the boat

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (8sCoq)

294 Ran out of fuel ! Quite a revolting development.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (Cs2tJ)

295 Get the Gimp. Gimp's sleeping.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (QupBk)

296 Negotiator , Shmogatiator. Just hit the boat with a firehouse. Break a few bones.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (jlQR7)

297 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream...

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (G5B6X)

298 guys making his way to the boat?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (nqBYe)

299 Didn't Obama tell the Russians he would have more flexibility after election?

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (JJ9EC)

300 Someone should stick a water hose in the boat and turn the water on.

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (uRumV)

301 If he makes it to rainy season, he might escape yet.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (MMC8r)

302 crap, we're covering car accidents

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (ODnor)

303 In Texas these types of situations end quicker.
Posted by: Dr Spank

The LAPD too - of course they shoot a lot of innocents along the way...but broken eggs.

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:29 PM (EAgmr)

304 286 My man, Mike Baker, on BOR.

I turned over just for him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:28 PM (piMMO




He's mine.  I'll fight you for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (lVPtV)

305 There's a kid in that neighborhood somewhere with a camera on a quadrotor... That's a tactical drone.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (8XRrT)

306 > I made pulled pork last night....a ton of it. Having some now... on a big hamburger bun with some cole slaw? dayum

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (8sCoq)

307 Jimmy Johns sucks

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (5wHPS)

308 watch on Fox Business. least offensive

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:26 PM (Ivw5/)


Hadn't thought of that. Thanks!

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (eGr8Z)

309 I vote for elephant tranquilizer.  If not for that villain, then for me so I can have a lovely and tranquil evening.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (WEamb)

310 The FBI rejected what the Russians told them two years ago. Blood on their hands.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (P3dtw)

311 my pleasure.  Ever notice they always say that at Chik Fil A?  I like that

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (Ivw5/)

312 304 If he makes it to rainy season, he might escape yet. Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 08:29 PM
======

Yeah..., he just has to sit tight until hurricane season

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (aDwsi)

313 Safety Dance? *** That works!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (piMMO)

314 Did the boat owner put the boat up on ebay already?

Used.  Untested.  As-is.  Minor cosmetic flaws. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (/gHaE)

315 That boat is worth at least $1 million now

Sell it on Pawn Stars

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (vk6ov)

316 Things that sound dirty but aren't: Pulled Pork Loin.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (QupBk)

317 Giuliani on Cavuto

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (RLdcX)

318 #SongsToSurrenderBy Anything by Justin Bieber

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (piMMO)

319 I think it's pronounced more like "Joker"

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:30 PM (QTHTd)

320 I still think that he's trying to surrender... "BANG"...unnnnnnh

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

321 Shep is stepping on B.O.'s thread, oops.

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (tlhtD)

322 shift change

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (ODnor)

323 All those shots and no body? Somebody needs some range time.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (5wHPS)

324 Shift change!

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (8XRrT)

325 Oh good howie Carr on fox!!

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (JJ9EC)

326 Chatter is picking up on BPD radio:

"Can I get one that is made in America please!?"

Posted by: MarcusBrody at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (jWTKL)

327 Jimmy Johns.... thinking of their commercials about delivery.... agreed... they kinda sucky sammiches... 

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (/jHWN)

328 Things that sound dirty but aren't: Pulled Pork Loin. Posted by: toby928©

Stuffed shrimp.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (R18D0)

329 Fu#king commercial

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

330 Sailin', take me away, to where I'm goin'

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (MMC8r)

331 #SongsToSurrenderBy

Reencarnación

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (kxSZr)

332 "CNN is worried he may have artillery". Could be portable, high-capacity, military-style folding stock assault artillery, with the "thing that goes up".

Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (3Yygd)

333 USS, shots were dummy bullets

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (nqBYe)

334 There's going to be more shit on this boat than a Carnival cruise. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (mjR67)

335 They're turning my boat into swiss cheese!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:31 PM (Lq5WC)

336 These idiots bring the term Circle jerk to a new level.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (Cs2tJ)

337 Russians woulda already thrown the corpse into a wood-chipper and fed the remains to the k-9 unit

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (h6XiD)

338 Sell it on Pawn Stars "Best I can do is 30 bucks."

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (8XRrT)

339 "If he makes it to rainy season, he might escape yet." --- Well there is a storm coming..

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (7mQyC)

340 perfect Boston.....   uh, sir I can't get there from here..  heh

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (/jHWN)

341 Never believe what happened today....My wife has been eating fucking doughnuts like crazy and I informed her that her ass was a bit big.  As usual she starts bitching in "The Voice."  Well, I had to get away and I remember that I still have a half quart of gin out in the boat.....

Posted by: owlpellets at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (dmEoV)

342 Finally fucking caught up. Damn you guys are lighting up these last two threads.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (GEICT)

343 He could have the latest car mod in Libya and Syria: the recoiless rifle. But I doubt it. Compared to the real world, our gun control is already wildly successful.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (sOtz/)

344 What a boat. This is the finest nautical role Brian Dennehy has ever played.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (j3uk1)

345 The Boston Globe ‏@BostonGlobe 30s BREAKING NEWS: Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (piMMO)

346 Just my two cents of rightwing righteous anger... Deport the whole damn family and ban them from ever returning. A bunch of freaking refugees and all of them dirtbags but the uncle (it seems). Deport them all.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (OJ/tZ)

347 320 Giuliani on Cavuto Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 08:30 PM (RLdcX) __________ Okay thanks. Making the switch.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (r2PLg)

348 USS, shots were dummy bullets So they got erg?

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (Lq5WC)

349 Harvard University Press has announced a deal to publish Dhzhokar's memoirs: "To Be Young, Gifted, and Chechnyan: My Struggle Against American Oppression."

Posted by: Milesdei at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (hvrWk)

350 283 Has the "free Jahar" movement started yet?

Yes.  Msnbc and Salon.com have set up a paypal acct.  Jahar is an innocent little lamb fund.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:32 PM (WEamb)

351 Come on! Throw in a grenade and call it a night.

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (y2XjR)

352  ** Checking back in after grabbing a few hours of sleep after last night's all-nighter.

Of course I want no more innocent people hurt, but I very much hope we get Jihad Junior alive.  We need the first hand intelligence.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (UOjzE)

353 If this fucker survives, he'll be surrounded by an army of federal public defenders. No intelligence from him- that's a fact.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (P3dtw)

354 I can go to 50, if it will help you out.

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (xk0Xg)

355 Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (QupBk)

356 Jesus, take the asshole already...

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (ODnor)

357 They're trying to starve him out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (4cRnj)

358 WHO the hell is in charge of this thing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (aDwsi)

359 That boat looks like a Carnival Cruise boat we took years ago. Never again.

Posted by: builder at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (M1V40)

360 I hope the cops are using "proportional" force. In this case, that would be a bomb designed to blow his legs into shredded meat.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (bKA83)

361 So where are the owners of the boat? Holed up in the house? Wonder what they're thinking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (BVq/X)

362 #SongsToSurrenderBy Anything by Justin Bieber

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)

No, that would be #SongsToGougeYourEyesOutWithASpoonBy...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (eGr8Z)

363 #SongsToSurrenderBy

Arrasando

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (kxSZr)

364

I am not gonna down the cops

 

I am gonna question the judgement of their superiors

 

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (Ivw5/)

365 BREAKING NEWS: Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)


wow,  i thought there should be more.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (nqBYe)

366 Jimmy Johns.... thinking of their commercials about delivery.... agreed... they kinda sucky sammiches.. **** #9 with avocado is heaven

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (piMMO)

367 Does Boston not have a fire hose to flip the boat over? What's the delay? I want the bastard alive, but it seems to me, chief detective on this case, that more delay will give them a dead rickets terrorist.

I have less faith in the stink bombs and stuff I read about in the past. It is a canvas tarp. Those helicopters fighting fires could drop some water on him. Or hams.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (baL2B)

368 need some cold brews at 13 headquarters - got that guys ?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (h6XiD)

369 @340 - right now the boat would be on fire and Spetznaz in a helicopter would be chucking the guy's relatives into it.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (o+SC1)

370 If he's already in a boat, how hard is it to waterboard him?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (j3uk1)

371 This entire standoff has reminded my husband we need a new Bimini top for the fucking boat.

*slams head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (lVPtV)

372 So where are the owners of the boat? Holed up in the house? Wonder what they're thinking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 08:33 PM (BVq/X)

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (eGr8Z)

373 I'd like one of those pulled -pork sammiches please..

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (/jHWN)

374 take the asshole already...
Posted by: Auntie Entity

Yesssss...

Posted by: Barney Fwank at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (R18D0)

375 Fenelon, i believe the neighborhood has been evacuated

and owners

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (nqBYe)

376 Now, if you'll just fill out these forms in triplicate, we will come and arrest you.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

377 I hate lefty spin to commentary and now Howie Carr is making me hate righty spin

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (mCvL4)

378 #SongsToGougeYourEyesOutWithASpoonBy... *** See? Wouldn't you surrender if it was played?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (piMMO)

379 wow, i thought there should be more.

They gotta start somewhere

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (QTHTd)

380 I am going to miss the dénouement

Posted by: Dianna at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (6Dtqn)

381 Car 54..., Car 54

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (aDwsi)

382 Please don't surrender.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (5wHPS)

383 ANYONE WITH TIPS IS URGED TO DIAL 1-800-CALL-FBI

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (Mj+FA)

384 This entire standoff has reminded my husband we need a new Bimini top for the fucking boat.

*slams head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:34 PM (lVPtV)

Bwaaahaaahaaa...

Gotta keep those priorities in order, Jane!

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (eGr8Z)

385 on a big hamburger bun with some cole slaw? dayum

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:30 PM (8sCoq)



Coleslaw yes....bun, no.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (X6akg)

386 We got seven canisters of CN20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking boat.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (doBIb)

387 356 "If this fucker survives, he'll be surrounded by an army of federal public defenders. No intelligence from him- that's a fact." That's why Obama, Nappy J., and Holder are praying that he bleeds out...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (bT79U)

388 "Wonder what they're thinking?" --- I wonder what kind of bailout we can get from this, after all we're underwater on that boat?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (7mQyC)

389 I hear you can get a great deal on a used Mercedes with a Coexist sticker on e-Bay. 

Needs work, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (lVPtV)

390 i thought the negotiator was there?

who else are they waiting to arrive?

they have swat. who else?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (nqBYe)

391 Compare the info we've learned about these 2 brothers in the last 24 hours.  Where they were born, which countries they lived in/when, family members, citizenship, schools, friends, travel, jobs, extracurricular activities...to what we know about POTUS after 5 years. 

Oh, and thinking about O's illegal auntie, the thought occurred to me recently that she's probably got the goods on Barry.  That we have a president that could so easily be blackmailed on several different fronts is beyond belief.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (F3s39)

392 A bunch of freaking refugees and all of them dirtbags but the uncle (it seems). The uncle was a freaking HUGE apologist for islam. So I'm hoping he returns to whatever shithole he came from. Whether he wants to or not.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (feFL6)

393 369 BREAKING NEWS: Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)

wow, i thought there should be more.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 08:33 PM (nqBYe)


This news cheers me. Yay. I knew there had to be more, unlike the MSM who remain in denial that one of the peaceful religion is evil. I would bet the WH is having a lot of colitis tonight.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (baL2B)

394 The boat looks like a cabin cruiser from the size. Would have a toilet and bed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (X9Mnx)

395 Is he negotiating with Harvard or MIT?

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (RIg+t)

396 fbi?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (nqBYe)

397 Gas tank in boat -- the boat IS a bomb.  I could blow it up with a hose and a single match.

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (hHgxI)

398 Sell it on Pawn Stars It's a neat item. But, look, it's got some blood on it. Then I'll have to store it, and there's a limited market for this kind of boat. $75. That's my final offer.

Posted by: Rick at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (lFk6F)

399 ...Finally fucking caught up. Damn you guys are lighting up these last two threads.

BC- Do what I started doing. Start from the bottom up. That way I can jump on any June Bugs that need immediate attention, or keep reading till I nod off.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (4Mv1T)

400 I love that dirty water...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (ZshNr)

401 There's going to be more shit on this boat than a Carnival cruise.[/] A good reason to stick with Holland America . . . Just sayin' . . . (Remembering a passage through the Strait of Molucca on the MS Amsterdam where the firehoses and the LRAD's were set up . . . for a "fire drill." Uh, yeah. Sure. Right.)

Posted by: MSM at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (7vimm)

402 Gentlemen, you asked for a miracle, I give to you the FBI

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (XQzGn)

403 If this fucker survives This is Boston, pal. He's being allowed to bleed out in peace.

Posted by: soemguy at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (8XRrT)

404 A future professorship in the Ivy League may have to go unfulfilled after tonight.

Posted by: JT in KC at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (Imhk1)

405 Even the little terrorist piece of shit is thinking, man this is taking a while.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (Fz2C7)

406 >>375 This entire standoff has reminded my husband we need a new Bimini top for the fucking boat.

*slams head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:34 PM (lVPtV)<<



What?  I don't see the problem.  You don't want a bimini with holes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (SCTXH)

407 Margaret Thatcher would make the President of Chechnya buy these people a new boat.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (bKA83)

408 Does Boston not have a fire hose to flip the boat over?

Grapple, rope, truck.  Some assembly intelligence required.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (/gHaE)

409 Are they sure it isn't Leroy Jethro Gibbs on that boat?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (RZ8pf)

410 Doh. What ever happened with the weird sex scandal at DHS anyway? Lesbians immune under the relevant statutes?

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (sOtz/)

411 See? Wouldn't you surrender if it was played?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:34 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, if they promised to make it STOP...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (eGr8Z)

412 fbi requesting a seal?

deal? meal?
a feel?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

413 #9 with avocado is heaven
Is that moslem 72 virgins heaven?

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (xk0Xg)

414 I can has barrel?

Posted by: MSM at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (7vimm)

415 oh shield

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

416 Finally fucking caught up. Damn you guys are lighting up these last two threads. *** There was a comment I wanted to point out to you earlier, now I can't remember it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (piMMO)

417 Deport the whole damn family and ban them from ever returning. A bunch of freaking refugees and all of them dirtbags but the uncle (it seems). Deport them all. Posted by: rightwingva I'd like to see them bankrupted first by civil law suits please. Of course I want no more innocent people hurt, but I very much hope we get Jihad Junior alive. We need the first hand intelligence. Posted by: Serious Cat One of them (the older?) posted his Jihadi sympathies online. I suspect that a thorough review of their texts, emails, home computers etc would yield much fertile ground. These were no evil masterminds. Just evil.

Posted by: 2nd Timothy 3rd chapter at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (2eSsg)

418 Maybe the "Jahar" t-shirts will soon replace the Che t-shirts for sale on Huffpost...

Posted by: builder at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (M1V40)

419 New Bedford? Prolly meth     or    weed.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (5wHPS)

420 51 Ten bucks says if the cops don't find any life preservers in the boat they fine the owner.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 08:16 PM (j3uk1)


Site needs a "like" button

Posted by: Shannow at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (ENFpX)

421 The murderer isn't ready to come out. He's talking to his lawyer via cell phone.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (P3dtw)

422 He's just busy in the bilge. It takes forever to work on an inboard engine.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (j3uk1)

423 ...for these situations, we very much need a humanoid robot that can waltz right up to the terrorist and say "You dead, Bro?  Are you wired to go kaboom?"

How far are we away from the kind of robotic engineering that can climb into hidey places like where that guys is in that boat?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (UOjzE)

424 OMG....I've been posting to switch to Fox Business on two thread.....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (X6akg)

425 bringing in FBI HRT.

Shit gets real

Posted by: Sammy316 at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (DkiTW)

426 Blast some KidsBop at volume 11 right at the boat and you can end this thing in 15 minutes...

Posted by: Nolan Ryan at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (r6wtL)

427 SAS- everybody would be dead and the guys would be back at base having tea

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

428 Pixy's anti-italic-closing-force fields are in effect I see. No barrel for me. Yet, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (7vimm)

429 We go in hot, lose 20% of the neighbors, tops.

Posted by: Agent Johnson at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (QupBk)

430 Piggys ordered off the roof to help out with media.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (7mQyC)

431 Start playing some Limp Bizkit over the loudspeakers, the kid will come running out to surrender

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (XQzGn)

432 "Hey hon, so I'm thinking of getting a boat.... Come on, we can store it right in the yard. What's the big fucking deal????"

Posted by: This Conversation Happened[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (Lq5WC)

433 bet  the New Bedford arrests were for aiding and abeting him while on the lam

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (Ivw5/)

434 I'm watching this thread to Crystal Castles' "(III)" album.


Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (QTHTd)

435 SEAL Team 6- the movie would be out on BluRay by now

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (8sCoq)

436 clear the mediar off that roof

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (hHgxI)

437
Hey, that guy in the boat is the real killer!

Posted by: OJ Simpson at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (jKWYf)

438 A bunch of freaking refugees and all of them dirtbags but the uncle (it seems).

The uncle was a freaking HUGE apologist for islam. So I'm hoping he returns to whatever shithole he came from. Whether he wants to or not.
--

I believe 2 different uncles have been interviewed. One ashamed of them, one swears they couldn't have done it.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (F3s39)

439 this has taken so long the female cops have sync'd their menstrual periods.

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (h6XiD)

440 I'm On a Boat (lyrics NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM#t=0m25s

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (lFk6F)

441 Chum the yard with this guy already.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (R18D0)

442 maybe we should ban boats

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (LCRYB)

443 As this sort of thing becomes more common, I suspect the stand-offs will start to get rather shorter.

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (G5B6X)

444 430 - actually ever since they got there things slowed to a crawl.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (7mQyC)

445 #9 with avocado is heaven Is that moslem 72 virgins heaven? *** That's me with Mike Baker, Donald Rumsfeld, and Timothy Olyphant heaven. Yes. I still have a crush on Rummy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (piMMO)

446 Posted by: EC


Or nuke the site from orbit. You know the rest...

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (4cRnj)

447 There was a comment I wanted to point out to you earlier, now I can't remember it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 08:36 PM (piMMO) Hmmmm....was it about Geraldo?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (GEICT)

448 PETA alert.  Pair of mallard ducks grazing behind the Braves pitcher on TV.  Possible death by baseball coming up. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)

449 #SongsToSurrenderBy

Y Yo Sigo Aqui

I don't care if no one else gets the joke, ROFLMAO here.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (kxSZr)

450 Huh. The media stories were full of speculation about right wing motivations. Now, not a peep about his pro-Obama tweets.

Posted by: sexypig at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (dZQh7)

451 432 SAS- everybody would be dead and the guys would be back at base having tea Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:36 PM
======

SEAL's---- 5 minutes...,  Back swilling beer... "Boat? What boat?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (aDwsi)

452 over 400 posts in about 20 minutes. En fucking fuego, 'rons and 'ettes! And what, like 6000 today, all told. o_O

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (6rcHp)

453 trying to follow this while at work--please tell me ace will have a flaming skull post once this is resolved...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (FqcJu)

454 Good News for President Obama. Does anyone know what time President Obama will announce that this crisis is over tonight? Is he going to Boston with Michelle for the announcement?

Posted by: Shelly Steinam at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (3Z1wn)

455
I'm gonna start asking for a nood thread now so that we'll get one in the next hour.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (vyPsz)

456 his old pot head friends in New Bedford helping a brutha out

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (Ivw5/)

457 Can we at least spray the boat with bacon fat?

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (RIg+t)

458 Did anyone else catch the mother interview on the phone, and her comment, "He couldn't have done it...the FBI has been watching him fo five years!" ?????

Posted by: Icedog at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (9ScGj)

459 They're going in. Just ordered the perimeter cops to "hold fast at this time."

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (8XRrT)

460 You have the right to remain silent......

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (P3dtw)

461 drunk hobo on boat stands up , and says HEY turn off those lights.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (nqBYe)

462 Who are the people from New Bedford arrested?

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (JJ9EC)

463 abandoned black bag

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (ODnor)

464 Why does the phrase "One riot, one Ranger!" come to mind?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (Cnqmv)

465 It's not the FBI requesting a seal.  It's the FBI offering the guy a sheep as a show of good will.  Part of Negotiating 101.

Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (Mj+FA)

466 Gentlemen, you asked for a miracle, I give to you the FBI

--

Love me some Hans Gruber!

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (F3s39)

467 pic.twitter.com/QblZA897C4

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

468 I wish this guy was holed up down here in our boat.  I'd sink it myself.  (Want an upgrade.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (lVPtV)

469 thread is moving too fast to read it all.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (UOjzE)

470 Great..., a black bag..., copycat bagger

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (aDwsi)

471 Hmmmm....was it about Geraldo? *** Nope. Just a funny one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (piMMO)

472
If I had that boat
I would go out on the ocean

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (jKWYf)

473 What the heck could he be doing under that tarp? Shaving? Is he facing Mecca?

I just wish a big ole tank would pull up, hitch the trailer and blast off. Maybe that would get his attention.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (baL2B)

474 blag back abandoned on "other' scene franklin street

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (nqBYe)

475 PETA alert. Pair of mallard ducks grazing behind the Braves pitcher on TV. Possible death by baseball coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:38 PM (lVPtV)


not happening since Randy Johnson retired

Posted by: The Dude at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (vJdyz)

476 Possible IED - black backpack on the ground - 17 Broadway Street, Watertown ... walking distacne from the scene.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (8XRrT)

477 He's flying to Watertown right now. They're going to put Obama in a wetsuit and have him negotiate with the kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (BVq/X)

478 pic.twitter.com/QblZA897C4 Posted by: Jones in CO

Cool.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (R18D0)

479 Wonder what the name of the boat is? 

Guess away, horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (lVPtV)

480 wtf is going on here?

Posted by: evil libertarian at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (Xcb5k)

481 Y Yo Sigo Aqui I don't care if no one else gets the joke, ROFLMAO here. **** totally DON'T get it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (piMMO)

482 hrt only in area of boat

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (ODnor)

483
Posted by: someguy

Did they say to punch down, too?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (LVtr+)

484 Slow cooker is great for making pulled pork. Made one last week.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (S09w5)

485 Great..., a black bag..., copycat bagger

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:39 PM (aDwsi)


or friends of terrorist?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (nqBYe)

486 BTW, turned out to be an awesome move to cancel the Red Sox game tonight

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (XQzGn)

487 H-R-T on the J-O-B

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (SzAZ7)

488 Boston: More Than A Feeling Bonus: Mary-Ann sighting in the song.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (7vimm)

489 SS Coffin

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (MMC8r)

490 guy at (Evan Goodman?) at 83 franklin (?) is apparently reporting that his neighbor spotted blood coming from the boat and alerted the cops... I guess the drain plug is out...and the chechan is too stupid to know to plug it...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (bT79U)

491 This smells of massive direct influence from D.C.....    just sayin'  

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (/jHWN)

492 464 They're going in.

Just ordered the perimeter cops to "hold fast at this time."

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 08:38 PM (8XRrT)


Lots of words for "stand down." I prefer "fire in the hole."

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (baL2B)

493 Guess away, horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:40 PM (lVPtV)


The white republican

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (nqBYe)

494 I am cracking up a bit at all his college buddies going "WTF, I was just partying with him on Wednesday night" to the news media.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (RZ8pf)

495 Boat name:  Inspire

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (lVPtV)

496 Safety Dance? *** That works! S s s s s s s A a a a a a F f f f f f E e e e e e T t t t t Y y y y y Dance

Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (ck76k)

497 Oh, cruel irony. Holing up in a boat on dry land... in WATERTOWN. Where's your prophet now?

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (Lq5WC)

498 HRT is Hostage Rescue Team??

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (hHgxI)

499 I am not going to bed before I see a cancelled Chech

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (5wHPS)

500 Wonder what the name of the boat is? Guess away, horde. Tea Party.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (7vimm)

501 Damn good thing he is a legal immigrant that got citizenship, otherwise he might give illegal aliens a bad reputation.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (Cnqmv)

502 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:34 PM (lVPtV)

Priorities, Jane, priorities.

He sounds like a well adjusted male. (whatever that is.)

You should be grateful he wasn't reminded that the curtains need cleaning.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (Kpn/z)

503 485 Wonder what the name of the boat is?

Guess away, horde.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:40 PM
====

"Hole In One"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (aDwsi)

504 I just realized that I haven't heard Obama's opinion on this in the last hour. CAN WE PLEASE GET OBAMA ON THE TV TO TELL US HOW HE FEELS AND HIS SKILLFUL LEADERSHIP IN THIS OPERATION? I haven't heard "let me be clear..." in like 24 hours.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (OJ/tZ)

505 Play "Mairzy Doats" at full volume. That would get a corpse out of the boat. Had that in my head on day recently and it Would. Not. Go. Away. Worse than "It's a Small World After All," it is.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (bKA83)

506 Anything you say can and will be used against you.......

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (P3dtw)

507 The "Cliterodectomy".

Because this boat doesn't have a man in it

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (QTHTd)

508 "bringing in FBI HRT"

Bring in this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_AC-130

Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (gqT4g)

509 Name of the boat?

Muzzie Coffin

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (R18D0)

510 497 This smells of massive direct influence from D.C..... just sayin'

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:40 PM (/jHWN)


Well, he has been in the situation room all day in his windbreaker. In charge. With his name on the back of his chair.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (baL2B)

511 Perhaps these retards are waiting for the "go" from the rat eared bastard?

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (Cs2tJ)

512 'The Lucky Chechen' (What are the odds?)

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

513
When the dust settles, the story of how all this unfolded will be the most fascinating and riveting story we'll  read in our lifetimes. Maybe.


Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (KwX0v)

514 Wonder what the name of the boat is? Guess away, horde. Tea Party. And the contest is over.

Posted by: Agent Johnson at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (QupBk)

515 SS Hope

Posted by: T. at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (KCew7)

516 suspect in custody!

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (ODnor)

517 possible picture of suspect taken into custody in New Bedford http://i.imgur.com/4YeTE.jpg

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (LCRYB)

518 Suspect in custody?

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (MMC8r)

519 Dick Cheney would have shot this guy already.

Posted by: builder at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (M1V40)

520 485 Wonder what the name of the boat is? Guess away, horde. The Hole Shebang.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (j3uk1)

521 Suspect in custody

Posted by: Budahmon at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (P6jbe)

522 Suspect in Custody!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (7mQyC)

523 I feel bad for Chris Matthews.  Trying to figure out how to blame this on the Tea Party is going to be tough.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (nPbm2)

524 505 I am not going to bed before I see a cancelled Chech Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 08:41 PM (5wHPS) Thread winner!

Posted by: Jen at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Wm+Ab)

525 Suspect in custody but nobody to come into the scene, still hot

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (XQzGn)

526 suspect in custody.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (nqBYe)

527 Name of boat? Shooting Fish In A Barrel

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (GEICT)

528 got him I think

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (S09w5)

529 505 I am not going to bed before I see a cancelled Chech Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 08:41 PM
---------

Geeze I love this site...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (aDwsi)

530 CUSTODY

Posted by: MarcusBrody at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (jWTKL)

531 reporting appluase?

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (bT79U)

532 Suspect in custody. Still a hot scene.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (8XRrT)

533 medic, medic

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (ODnor)

534 YAYYYAYYAYYAYAY!!!

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (hHgxI)

535 medic medic

Posted by: superflex at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (IMevr)

536 suspect in custody

Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (2tXeA)

537 Suspect in custody

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (4cRnj)

538 In custody.  Medic medic.

Posted by: Otter at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (9ZAcB)

539 125 OT: This morning, I leave home and the bird feeder is at least 1/3 full. I get home tonight and the fucker is EMPTY. I blame the squirrels. Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 08:20 PM (7vimm) For 11 + years now those rodents have been eating my roses. I cant' find anything that keeps them away. Take a good look at one, they are rats with fluffy tail. They eat the wood of the porch, two years in a row they ate the clotheslines on both porches. I hate them! Applause near Suspect?

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (z4WKX)

540 MEDIC!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (KCvsd)

541 SUspect in custody!  Medic!  Medic!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (R18D0)

542 Boat name:

Bullet Time

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Kpn/z)

543 "Suspects in custody but no one inside the perimeter"

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (o+SC1)

544 Barack II

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (5wHPS)

545 applause????

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (y2XjR)

546 Calling for medic? Code 17?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (aDwsi)

547 Fuck!...

Posted by: Smash'em at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (RDOP8)

548 so negotiator arrived?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (nqBYe)

549

fuckers bleeding out.

Posted by: YTown Guy at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (das+y)

550 Got em

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (6Tcdo)

551 suspect in custody?!?!?! calling for medics

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (GEICT)

552 eyes on the other bag

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (ODnor)

553 Suspect in custody!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (CA2NO)

554 Boat Name: "72 Year Old Virgins"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Cnqmv)

555 YAY!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (R18D0)

556 (re: Medic) hope its not LEO down...

Posted by: Smash'em at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (RDOP8)

557 UM, BOR, I know their freaking motivation. Exactly what will come out of this terrorist mouth that will make you go 'oh, fascinating!'. Good God. Now we have a negotiator. Throw a grenade on the terrorist, pack it up, call it a day.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (OJ/tZ)

558 Oh, cruel irony. Holing up in a boat on dry land...

in WATERTOWN.

Where's your prophet now?
======
LOL. Noah he ain't.

Posted by: Retread at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (zxitI)

559 403

It's a neat item. But, look, it's got some blood on it. Then I'll have to store it, and there's a limited market for this kind of boat.

$75. That's my final offer.


Posted by: Rick at April 19, 2013 08:35 PM (lFk6F)

Yeah, but, see, you could put it near the window and customers would want to come by to see it. $500,000...?

Posted by: poor schlub stuck with a bloody, hole-filled boat at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (7xeJQ)

560 NDH, last one is a song by Paulina Rubio, roughly translated "And I followed you here"

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (kxSZr)

561 516 497
This smells of massive direct influence from D.C..... just sayin'


Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:40 PM (/jHWN)
I agree.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (Cs2tJ)

562 maybe we should ban boats Buy one at your own risk. You know who gets notified anytime a boat is purchased? IRS. Within six months of my first boat purchase I was up to my ass with paperwork from them. This is Amerikkka, comrade.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (feFL6)

563 watertown highschool.
broadway 
black bag on scene?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

564 Calling for medics

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (CA2NO)

565 They're asking EMS if they have body bags in adult extra small.

Posted by: Suspect #2 at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (eyJh9)

566 If you can't afford a lawyer one will be pointed for you.......

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (P3dtw)

567 Got 'em!!

Posted by: Smash'em at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (RDOP8)

568 Heh, I get here and see "Fresh thread". Click the comments thingy... 373 comments. Read some then typed this. The over/under by the time I hit post... 500. Hey Purp, we need a fresh thread.

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (AoY8i)

569 I'm gonna start asking for a nood thread now so that we'll get one in the next hour.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 08:38 PM (vyPsz)

Is that "nood" as in new...or nude?

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (eGr8Z)

570 Sounds like he surrendered... no gutsy call needed, captain oblivious most relieved and pissed all at the same time.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (7mQyC)

571
I imagine Hollywood is already greenlighting movies on this.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (yhYn1)

572 no no no keeel heeem

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (5wHPS)

573 'We got 'em.' FNC

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (feFL6)

574 Let me through!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (3he3A)

575 I wonder where the 3 people are from in New Bedford and if they are the right wingers the MSM wants so badly.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (baL2B)

576 "I feel bad for Chris Matthews. Trying to figure out how to blame this on the Tea Party is going to be tough. " I really hope a Republican will go on MSNBC and just fucking throat-punch that faggot live on the air. Would revive the party.

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (8XRrT)

577 Boat name:  Ship of FAIL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (lVPtV)

578 http://bit.ly/12tIGov

Let's all just Coexist, baby.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (VMcEw)

579 Now what about the New Bedford report?

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (S09w5)

580 "Three people taken into custody."

Good. Big fucking reality sandwich for cool college radicals.

Do you get the feeling the guy escaped the boat?

BTW his "mother" was convicted of shoplifting in London, $1600 worth of clothes. What does Dad do for dough?  Let's face it: they are a family of grifters and liars. No wonder Uncle Ruslan said he has nothing to do with them. The boys had no jobs, no nothing. The older one beat his girlfriend/wife. Jihad was a natural outlet for his loser-dom.


Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (ZWaLo)

581 If he lives - I'm fine with that.  Because Obama wants this all to be OVER.  And it won't be.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (R18D0)

582 eod unit on stage watertown

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

583 Heh, the police never did cut the scanner feed.

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (xk0Xg)

584 BEAT HIM!

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (y2XjR)

585 # 373 appointed

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (P3dtw)

586 NBC: Suspect is in custody and alive.  Policed asked for medic.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (nPbm2)

587 They have him in custody!

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (z4WKX)

588 OBAMA ON THE TV
--

Should we start laying bets on the number of I, me, my mentions?

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (F3s39)

589 Send in the robots. They practiced on the old guy earlier today. Robots, jihadi and boats sounds like a reality show.

Posted by: alf767 at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (BUgMf)

590 153 Subject hiding in a boat. There is but one correct solution- send in the giant squid.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 08:22 PM (X9Mnx)

--------------------------------------------------

 

Do not risk the giant squid on this guy. he is not worth it.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (NQq8e)

591 Soooo   , how long before the SCOAFM, you know.. Bronco Bama get's on TV to talk about himself?

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (/jHWN)

592 Ben ‏@BenK84 now Is Dzhokar throwing tea off the boat? #LiberalsStillHoldingOutHope

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (piMMO)

593 Great. Now we can torture him!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (ZPrif)

594 The SS Surrender

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (4cRnj)

595 Big smiles from cops.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (feFL6)

596 Local FOX affiliate says suspect in custody.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (r2PLg)

597 Thank you God

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (Ivw5/)

598 505 I am not going to bed before I see a cancelled Chech Watch out - i tried that last night & it didn't work out well

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (WPA+a)

599 So...they got him.

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (G5B6X)

600 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.  It's the only way to be    sure. 

Posted by: WO Ripley at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (pmsMR)

601
They got him. He's still alive.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (yhYn1)

602 Tenure!

Posted by: Milesdei at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (hvrWk)

603 link to the scanner???

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (UOjzE)

604 Got him?

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (JJ9EC)

605 SUSPECT IN CUSTODY. Wonderful news? How about, suspect DEAD. Now we get all the noise about how mean Americans are, his big brother made him do it, school was tough, Americans made him smoke pot, he didn't get enough hugs... blah. blah. blah. Get ready for the Defense fund.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (OJ/tZ)

606 EOD calls?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (GEICT)

607 Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse If they all go to the same mosque - then I wish the 1-800-asbestos lawyers would drop everything and get to work. This is how one we got rid of a stinking white supremacist campground in North Idaho. They lost their land, everything in a "pain and suffering law suit" after one of them was stupid enough to shoot at a Black woman in a car. She escaped unharmed, then lawyered up. Fight them on every front possible.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (2eSsg)

608 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQrR0F5nnE

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (QTHTd)

609

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:39 PM (8sCoq)

 

That's funney.  Keeping it real.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (gqEUi)

610 Ok superdouche is in custody, whats next? Overnight thread with kittehs and elbows, who's with me?

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (tlhtD)

611 boat name: KOSsac

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (h6XiD)

612 Team Torture wins this round. We might live to regret it.

Posted by: tasker at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (r2PLg)

613 Couldn't the po po at least have "accidentally" run over his legs a few times?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (lVPtV)

614 You have the right to remain silent.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (P3dtw)

615 throw that prick on an express flight to Gitmo!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (KCvsd)

616 So it's done. Trial in three years.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

617 So how many shots were fired by the trained officers during the whole thing including yesterday? 250+? But New York requires civilians to have 7 round clips.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (S09w5)

618 Here's the location. You can see the boat trailer: http://goo.gl/kPSUI

Posted by: someguy at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (8XRrT)

619 Where are you hearing custody?

Posted by: Filly at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (vjxdd)

620 Ok superdouche is in custody, whats next? ---- Fooooooood Slllleeeeeeeeeep

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (7mQyC)

621 The Media has no scanner?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (cipri)

622 Scanner link...

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (R18D0)

623 Suspect in custody Odd name for a boat.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (X9Mnx)

624 Boat name:  Occupied

Posted by: starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (hHgxI)

625 It's Miller time!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (4cRnj)

626

Fox showed pictures of the boat. "this is a big boat, this is not a canoe, this is not a rowboat." fucking brilliant reporters. No shit.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (NQq8e)

627

Ambulance shown driving down the street n FOX News Boston http://live.foxnews.com/#/1155606219001

 

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (eqV3Q)

628 This is embarrassing. Is there not one pair of testicle in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Lockbox at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (i7B17)

629 He's a ratings bonanza, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Bolohatco at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (G5B6X)

630 I imagine Hollywood is already greenlighting movies on this.
--
How many defense lawyers will have volunteered for this asshole by morning?

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (F3s39)

631 NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Darth Barry at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (Y1Ff4)

632 OK so he is in custody- if they go civilian that's it, he is gonna clam up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (jE38p)

633 They got him. He's still alive.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 08:44 PM (yhYn1)

 

 

--- That is too damn bad

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (R8hU8)

634 Scanner in nick.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (cipri)

635 Now let's get him to the hospital, get him stabilized, and then fucking grill him for all he's fucking worth. Any lawyer worth his or her salt is going to tell this guy to give up the goods in exchange for life instead of the death penalty during a federal trial.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (CA2NO)

636 626 - All over scanner.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (7mQyC)

637

Let me bake him a cake and rub his shoulders.

Posted by: John McCain at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (5wHPS)

638 I would wager a bet that this guy and brother were involved with OWS Boston in some way.  Got anti-Americanized through their buddies in college.

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (EAgmr)

639 Applause from the crowd.
Hell yeah.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (eGr8Z)

640 So how many shots were fired by the trained officers during the whole thing including yesterday? 250+? I used to think that gangbangers were bad shots.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

641 send in the dog

Posted by: superflex at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (IMevr)

642 583 "I feel bad for Chris Matthews. Trying to figure out how to blame this on the Tea Party is going to be tough. "

I really hope a Republican will go on MSNBC and just fucking throat-punch that faggot live on the air.

Why throw a throat-punch, when you can do a cu** pu**?

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (bKA83)

643 Great. Now every Chechen asswipe on the face of the planet is gonna head to Boston. With the best of intentions.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (feFL6)

644
where's the frikkin Flaming Muslim Skull???

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (DlaLh)

645 I just noticed New Bedford news! I expected there was a terrorist cell. I hope they get all and treat them with the same justice they do in the middle East.

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (z4WKX)

646 maybe if we didnt just drone everybody we might have better intel

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (Ivw5/)

647 kittehs and elbows !! hell ya !

Posted by: alec at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (usWYv)

648  I've got a canine dog...."    as opposed the the President's wife... heh

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (/jHWN)

649 Our long national nightmare is over...

Posted by: BSR at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (H0Rot)

650 Fail: I'm now listening to the whole goddamned Boston album (the first one--was there another) via You Tube. I'm drunk. Or, not drunk enough. Answer unclear, ask again later.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (7vimm)

651 cornered hiding in a boat surrounded by 100 swat cops/ATF/FBI, several snipers with thermal scopes, helicopters, armored vehicles, a robot, pursuit dogs, and probably a thousand regular cops/state troopers in an outer perimeter Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 08:21 PM (KCvsd) I half expect SWAT pull Carrot Top out of the boat. Is he on tour?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (MBqvE)

652 Dang, 575. Where is that guy that shouts en fuego?

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (xhr2b)

653 Obama will figure out how to call these deaths "work place violence."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

654 595 OBAMA ON THE TV -- Should we start laying bets on the number of I, me, my mentions? I give it at 10pm with Big Sis standing next to him, and how he too was a young muslim overseas, traveling the world, etc. etc. etc. He can't help himself.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (OJ/tZ)

655 OWS meet Jihad.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (H3SNW)

656 Send in the robots. They practiced on the old guy earlier today. Robots, jihadi and boats sounds like a reality show. Agreed, after his busy day, I'm sure he needs a good robot actuated analyzing.

Posted by: Suspect #2 at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (eyJh9)

657 Nobody need 300 bullets to catch a terrorist!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (j5ZoZ)

658 EOD dogs - bite his ass!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (EAgmr)

659 Let the legal circus begin. He should have been killed.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (P3dtw)

660 Let me bake him a cake and rub his shoulders.

Me first, amigo.

Posted by: Angel Vasquez, in cellblock D at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (QTHTd)

661

Just tuning in...

 

I look forward to President Obama's speech where he thanks all of those law enforcement personnel for helping him to capture these terrorists.

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (AC0lD)

662 @642 No...he needs to tell. You know that smirk is no longer on his pos face.

I want Jack Bauer style questioning complete with cigar cutter. I want Raylan there as well. Send his combative terrorist shaven butt to Gitmo.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (baL2B)

663 633 It's Miller time! ---- Haha watch out for Mr Stay Puff behind you!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (7mQyC)

664 Look at all those cops. There probably isn't a single donut left in a three mile radius.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (j3uk1)

665 Give the reporters guns so as to defend themselves. Oh, wait.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (PH+2B)

666 --Fail: I'm now listening to the whole goddamned Boston album (the first one--was there another) via You Tube.--

Doesn't matter. They all sound pretty much the same.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (eGr8Z)

667 Bret Baier ‏@BretBaier now And local reporters all confirmed RT @Alex_Roarty RT @BostonGlobe: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev IN CUSTODY!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (piMMO)

668 Drone over the Chec. ambulance.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (H3SNW)

669 'Obama will figure out how to call these deaths "work place violence."' Be looking for an appearance or two of "failed Bush policies", too.

Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (3Yygd)

670 Great. Now every Chechen asswipe on the face of the planet is gonna head to Boston. With the best of intentions. Make them sing the entire "Boston" album, a capella, as a condition of entry.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (7vimm)

671 Did mass get him or Feds? Mass has no death penalty. I don't want some douchbag Mass judge blocking him from being put into Fed custody.

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (bVf93)

672 Columbia University just offered Dzhokhar a teaching position.
 

Posted by: Hepcat at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (nPbm2)

673 Reporter on scene says there is a dog barking at the suspect.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (MhA4j)

674 652
where's the frikkin Flaming Muslim Skull???

------


That's the name of the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (lVPtV)

675 shit, had to go water my flowers. What I miss

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (RLdcX)

676 "I directed the FBI to blah, blah, blah...." Narcissist in chief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (BVq/X)

677 I don't think He's going to be having a bong party anytime soon.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (nqBYe)

678 palate cleanser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RaaroSfuY

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (S09w5)

679 Color me surprised that didn't end in a hail of gunfire.

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (jKWYf)

680 Around the lake at night.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (H3SNW)

681 ABC reporting suspect in custody!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (4cRnj)

682 jihad kaput.

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (h6XiD)

683 now the problem shifts to Obama - do they mirandize and treat this as a crime, or act of war by unlawful combatants and send the scumbag to Gitmo

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (bT79U)

684 Dukakis AYFKM???

Posted by: John McCain at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (5wHPS)

685 If obama opens his big fat lying trap now and talks about this case--now that he is in custody and it is going to court- then he must answer about the abortion doc--let's see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (jE38p)

686 Hopefully suspect #2 gets some of that high-quality low-cost Obamacare.

Posted by: madtechie at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (j5ZoZ)

687 I give it at 10pm with Big Sis standing next to him, and how he too was a young muslim overseas, traveling the world, etc. etc. etc. He can't help himself.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 08:47 PM (OJ/tZ)


I want to hear these three words from his mouth "radical Islamic terrorist."

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (baL2B)

688 Doesn't matter. They all sound pretty much the same. Hence, FAIL. I'd denounce myself, but there's really no point.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (7vimm)

689 All the America hating attorneys lining up to defend him pro bono right now

Posted by: L, elle at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (0PiQ4)

690 There probably isn't a single donut left in a three mile radius. It was like a plague of locust.

Posted by: The Time to Make the Doughnuts guy at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (QupBk)

691 Boston police tweet that suspect in custody

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (e8kgV)

692 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 08:46 PM (CA2NO)

+1

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (F3s39)

693 Only now does fucking Diane Sawyer have the news that perp's in custody. Internet 1, NBC 0.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (j3uk1)

694 As satisfying as it might have been to see this guy dead, there are people who helped his brother.  Those are people who will try to help others do this sort of thing in the future.

I want to take care of those guys even more.  If you want to get them, you need to get this guy alive.

Posted by: AD at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (2EBtf)

695 JEF to take credit in 3 2 1 ..

Posted by: minometer at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (8WDXt)

696 684 shit, had to go water my flowers. What I miss Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 08:48 PM
====
In custody

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (aDwsi)

697 Amnesty is DOA. This scumbag will dominate the MSM newscycles for months.


Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (KLJRT)

698 Now whatever hospital he goes to needs to make sure that terror-snoz requires amputation of a few of his limbs. Medically necessary for wounds sustained donchaknow?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (KCvsd)

699 Msnbc still emphasizing the whoe American citizen angle. Must be homegrown then I guess

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (JJ9EC)

700 The Oceanfidel

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (Lq5WC)

701 You just the know the flunky sent for the cold water is pissed, he missed it.

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (tlhtD)

702 time for dinner and a drink!  Well done Boston, even though it took you all freakin' day

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (/jHWN)

703 Geraldo calling for him to get the death penalty

There goes his invites to the MSM cocktail parties

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (mCvL4)

704 Cavuto is so much better than Bill O'

Posted by: Sammy316 at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (DkiTW)

705 Hey who defended Saddam-- how'd that one work out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (jE38p)

706 Posted by: George Orwell

That's ABC

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (4cRnj)

707 I think that this asshole and his asshole brother acted alone. Kill him.

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (y2XjR)

708 Piker

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (5wHPS)

709 I wonder if they'll charge him for running over his brother's head?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (SzAZ7)

710 Whorealdo immediately compares/equals Chechen with Tim McV. Did I ever mention he's not even five feet tall?

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (feFL6)

711 good job Boston Leos and whoemever,

no more dead cops, little lengthy but no dead cops.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

712 All those live O'reilly is reeling off are apparently more important than the 13 murdered at Ft. Hood.

Damn, he and Gerry Rivera are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (lVPtV)

713 713 Geraldo calling for him to get the death penalty
====

Never happen

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

714 He has exercised his right to remain spent already.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (P3dtw)

715 Color me surprised that didn't end in a hail of gunfire.

I expected better from Boston's PD. . . glad they didn't let me down.

Someone tell the LAPD that this is what professionalism looks like

Posted by: Angel Vasquez, in cellblock D at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (QTHTd)

716 now the problem shifts to Obama - do they mirandize and treat this as a crime, or act of war by unlawful combatants and send the scumbag to Gitmo Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 08:48 PM (bT79U) He's an American citizen on American soil. He has the Constitutional right to due process and trial by jury. And I guaran-damn-tee you that's why he and his brother waited until after the kid had gotten citizenship (last September) before pulling this bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (CA2NO)

717 705 - You know it's coming!!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (7mQyC)

718 I hope those people didn't suspend their boat insurance for the winter.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (X6akg)

719 If this punk was taken alive, it means he shows fear. He will talk

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (KLJRT)

720 If there is justice he will not live to see 2014.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (S09w5)

721 Oh, no taken alive. He will be coached..."it was all about guns and taxes."

Posted by: sexypig at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (dZQh7)

722 O'Reilly, Geraldo, Sheppie

It burns!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (mCvL4)

723 Stay alive, you evil fuck.

Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (96M6e)

724 You know, that robot took away a policeman's job. Just like ATMs killed bank tellers.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (j3uk1)

725 I would like to hear from Darth Cheney on the  matter

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (Ivw5/)

726 There is no dignity in wickedness, whether in purple or rags; and hell is a democracy of devils, where all are equals.

Posted by: Herman Melville at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (0b17P)

727 So, that was interesting.



What to do now,  what to do now.....

Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (Fz2C7)

728 Amnesty is DOA. This scumbag will dominate the MSM newscycles for months.
--

Let's hope so.  And somebody put Marco Rubio on suicide watch.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (F3s39)

729 BPD sending out call for pliers and a blowtorch

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

730 In custody != alive.

Any word that he is still breathing?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (UOjzE)

731
Don't drop the ball, Ace!

put up something

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (xIzGn)

732 If Eric Holder wasn't AG, his law firm would be offering to defend this POS. How fucking sick is that.

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (uRumV)

733 okey dokey. So now he gets his miranda rights and Obama will make the "Dream Team" available

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (RLdcX)

734 Can't the feds execute him for treason, he is an american citizen according to MSNBC

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (oBhEo)

735 Damned sock.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (QTHTd)

736 go to fox business, save yourself

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (Ivw5/)

737 Unbelievable: Linsey graham tweeted earlier that "maybe we shouldn't read him his rights."

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (I2LwF)

738 Suspect to be represented by Ayers Law Firm

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (MhA4j)

739 @698 - Ron Kuby, that scumbag, comes to mind immediately.

Posted by: madtechie at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (j5ZoZ)

740 Gutsy call.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (MMC8r)

741 728 I hope those people didn't suspend their boat insurance for the winter. Ha!

Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (96M6e)

742 He's alive?! He's gonna need us.

Get to the choppah!!!

Posted by: Eric Holder's old law firm at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (Y1Ff4)

743 Good. Send in the interrogators. This twerp is gonna crack like an egg.

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (ZWaLo)

744 Jahar to appear on Oprah special in 5 - 4 - 3 seconds . . .  from jail,  about terrible conditions being forced to eat bacon for breakfast.

Posted by: builder at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (M1V40)

745 Did he really drive over his brother's face?

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (JJ9EC)

746 TFG:  See?  I got Osama and these two heroes guys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (lVPtV)

747 Fresh flaming skull!

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (RIg+t)

748 737 So, that was interesting. What to do now, what to do now..... Posted by: lowandslow at April 19, 2013 08:51 PM (Fz2C7) Cabinet Position.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (H9MGI)

749 Educated speculation from O'Reilly?

A spitballer with a diploma

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (mCvL4)

750 "Story didn't jive"  They have someone else?

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (EAgmr)

751 @BostonDotCom Tsarnaev going to Mount Auburn Hospital Cambridge, same hospital where Transit Police officer is recovering from gunshot wound. less than 5 seconds ago @BostonDotCom Globe's Shelley Murphy reports: 'He's alive.; 2 minutes ago

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (ODnor)

752 NBC dude says this prick not necessarily getting Miranda rights because of "public safety exemption"

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (XQzGn)

753 Fort Hood was in Red State Texas, the MSM did not care. Boston was marxist country, no way they can ignore

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (KLJRT)

754 Nood.

Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (mjR67)

755 I wants me a civilian trial, an all-Muzzie jury, and one of them Japanese judges.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (PH+2B)

756 Fun watching the UStream counter run backward now by a couple thousand a minute.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (7mQyC)

757 713 Geraldo calling for him to get the death penalty There goes his invites to the MSM cocktail parties Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 08:50 PM (mCvL4) That fucking idiot can go...CHAIR!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

758 sorry about the spacing...

Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (ODnor)

759 And there's a barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (lVPtV)

760 Give it to a jew lawyer in another district

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (jE38p)

761 Well, he may not talk. (He may. The Muzzies like to brag and make threats)

But by his being taken alive, opens an investigation into HIM and all his contacts and movements over the years.

If he'd been dead, the investigation would've been much less detailed and not every lead walked back. Probably the most important ones (to the FBI) but not all of them.

This way, we're assured of a complete diagram of how some kid comes here and gets proselytized into becoming a bomber.

Note something important: neither he or his brother was taken in enough to actually suicide bomb. So America has that going for us.

It's harder to commit to suicide for a cause when you're life actually isn't one big tedious pain in the ass while living in a smelly goat hut in the middle of rocks and sand.

He was just at a bad place that many teenage boys do about that time in his life and got sucked into his brother's crazy. (or not)

His aunty needs to be deported though. She's weapons grade crazy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (Kpn/z)

762 Oh, and Mr Holder, my protector in chief

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (PH+2B)

763 That's ABC Whitey all looks alike to me.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (j3uk1)

764 I directed the FBI and the BPD to apprehend this suspect. I have intervened several times and made sure this ended peacefully, I have sent my gorilla drone Mooch into  the area, in short, I HANDLED THIS!

Posted by: Gay Jugears at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (5wHPS)

765 What? Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (bKA83)

766 Hopefully suspect #2 gets some of that high-quality low-cost Obamacare. Posted by: madtechie at April 19, 2013 08:49 PM (j5ZoZ) Well . . . Doctors do amputate things unnecessarily -just to make money. I heard that from the President himself.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (2eSsg)

767 I look forward to President Obama's speech where he thanks all of those law enforcement personnel for helping him to capture these terrorists.
--

They will make nice props for him in the background.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (F3s39)

768 765 - Is Judge Ito available?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (7mQyC)

769 William Kunstler scratches frantically at the lid of his coffin.

Posted by: The Time to Make the Doughnuts guy at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (QupBk)

770 Let's get some intel and then "find" him hanging in his cell

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (XQzGn)

771 707 Amnesty is DOA. This scumbag will dominate the MSM newscycles for months. Or they will use it to ram it through with little attention. 50/50

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (S09w5)

772 HMMM. Do we threaten the Barrel on such an auspicious occasion?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)

773 scanner feed link is in my name

Posted by: liontooth at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (xk0Xg)

774 Msnbc still emphasizing the whole American citizen angle. Must be homegrown then I guess Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 08:49 PM (JJ9EC) Counter to that (which you will never hear) is that he had a chance to join the American "tribe" but choose instead to stay in the muz tribe and kill children among others.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (Cnqmv)

775 752 He's alive?! He's gonna need us. Get to the choppah!!! Posted by: Eric Holder's old law firm at April 19, 2013 08:52 PM (Y1Ff4) ******* Too late, Sweeeetie. I'm in the ambulance.

Posted by: Gloria Alred at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (r2PLg)

776 #726 "He's an American citizen on American soil. He has the Constitutional right to due process and trial by jury. And I guaran-damn-tee you that's why he and his brother waited until after the kid had gotten citizenship (last September) before pulling this bullshit." That's right, there's that case with the Chicago jihadi (no, not Obama)...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (bT79U)

777 New thread

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (XQzGn)

778 Can't the feds execute him for treason, he is an american citizen according to MSNBC

If he did this crime to further an anti-American cause, then he should be executed for treason.

But he claimed Islam as his cause; not even Chechen rights. So, first, the nation would have to agree that Islam was an anti-American ideology. Which it won't do, because diversity.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (QTHTd)

779 761 That's a barrelin'

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (MhA4j)

780 Nood

Posted by: Gloria Alred at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (r2PLg)

781

I wonder where he's going to be teaching in a couple of decades? Harvard? Columbia? Berkeley?

 

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (AC0lD)

782 Fuck Boston (the 70's prog-rock group). Time for Mighty Mighty Bostones: The Impression I Get.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (7vimm)

783 Obama leaped into immediate action in response to the news. He was last seen frantically calling Boston hospitals in an attempt to negotiate a ghost writing deal with the suspect for autobiography #3.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (X9Mnx)

784 Martha Reeves and The Vandellas you know the tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcflDSUMvc

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (8sCoq)

785 Big Sis is sure to be stepping up airport security, profiling grandmothers in wheel chairs and girl scouts in uniform.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (VMcEw)

786 Posted by: Auntie Entity at April 19, 2013 08:52 PM

Anyone caught cuttin' and pastin' from Word spends the night in The Barrel

Posted by: Carr the Threadwalker at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (mCvL4)

787 Radio: BPD circlejerk going on

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (7mQyC)

788 Even though those New Beford guys got arrested and Djokhar is probably expendable at this point if he hasn't already bled out from this morning's injuries, I still think I want him apprehended.  Also, I think I'd want him bunked with a Vernon Schillinger wannabe for his natural born days rather than the death penalty.  Even better, once they're done interviewing/interrogating him for all he's worth, diming out every Northern Caucasian with a sketchy record in the tristate area, take him out of protective custody and into gen pop.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (aozUR)

789 Local Fox News: "officers showed great restraint not putting 200-300 bullets in that boat."

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (NQq8e)

790 781. Word is House Judiciary Chair Goodlatte, will not allow Rubio's out of his committee .

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (KLJRT)

791 Linsey graham tweeted earlier that "maybe we shouldn't read him his rights."
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He's thinking it will set a nice precedent.  You can trust obama will not abuse it, Lindsay promises.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (F3s39)

792 Now his life if really in jeopardy.  Can't keep him at Guantanamo.  Holder will probably send a drone to kill him.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (nPbm2)

793 When's the last time the feds executed someone? McVeigh doesn't count - he was a volunteer. The federal system has been hijacked by lefty courts and lefty prosecutors who will not executed. Hell, they can't even timely bring them to trial. They are a fucking embarrassment.

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (y2XjR)

794 I want him alive, because he is part of a cell.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (KLJRT)

795 Unbelievable: Linsey graham tweeted earlier that "maybe we shouldn't read him his rights."

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 08:51 PM (I2LwF)

What a fucking hack and a poser.  He is just saying stupid shit he thinks conservatives like to hear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (UOjzE)

796 If he can't be water-boarded can we have him at least have to listen to ZZ Top for a couple of hours till he talks?

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (NQq8e)

797 @768 - he did it 'cause he was mad at Lord & Taylor for busting his mom.


Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (o+SC1)

798 Unbelievable: Linsey graham tweeted earlier that "maybe we shouldn't read him his rights." Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 08:51 PM (I2LwF) Unexpectedly, Lindsay is up for re-election in 2014!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (Cnqmv)

799 Let Ron Jeremy give him an Anal Probe if you know what I mean & then make sure there is no damage by using a Cattle Prod

Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (ck76k)

800 803. John Muhammed the D.C sniper was executed.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (KLJRT)

801 Why the fuck should he talk? They will never execute him.

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (y2XjR)

802

633It's Miller time!

Ok, twisted my arm.

 

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (A9na/)

803 Commissioner just issued the attaboy. 

Gotta say they did it without shooting up any newspaper delivery ladies in wrong-color pickups...

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (o+SC1)

804 805. Graham is still on the hook for Amnesty

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (KLJRT)

805 Duvall: This may mean killin' . Costner: I got no problem with that. Posted by: OCBill at April 19, 2013 08:14 PM (Mj+FA) speaking of duvall, been watch Jack Reacher to take a break from the media stress. glad to come back to this take down. ot (A 6.9-magnitude earthquake has hit China's Sichuan province, the site of a massive earthquake in 2008.)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (XYSwB)

806 Ifhe can't be water-boarded can we have him at least have to listen to ZZ Top for a couple of hours till he talks? Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 08:59 PM (NQq8e) They got me under pressure!

Posted by: Jen at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (Wm+Ab)

807 810 803. John Muhammed the D.C sniper was executed. Posted by: Jackj Not by the feds -- by the state of Virginia. Mass doesn't have the DP and if tried by the feds it will just be a farce.

Posted by: Vito's Ridin' Dirty.... at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (y2XjR)

808 811. He is 19.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (KLJRT)

809 791 I wonder where he's going to be teaching in a couple of decades? Harvard? Columbia? Berkeley?

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at April 19, 2013 08:55 PM (AC0lD)   -------------------- THIS. Fucking Libtards.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (NQq8e)

810 817. My bad

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (KLJRT)

811 @819 - and whether the 51st President of the United States will be a personal friend...

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (o+SC1)

812 801 - First thing Monday, I'm going to the court house to change my voter registration.  That Graham thing is the last straw after McCain and Rubio.

Posted by: rabidfox at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (W5ULf)

813 new thread 20 mins ago

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (A9na/)

814 222 Baxter just said the Uncle is a loon??? Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 08:25 PM (H3SNW) ************* Who is this "Baxter" I see periodic references to?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (eQnzo)

815 Libtard media is STILL searching for that Right Wing Tea Party type who did it

Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (ck76k)

816 heh Pizzuto told ABC News that Henneberry went out into his backyard after the lockdown was lifted to get some fresh air. "He looked and noticed something was off about his boat, so he got his ladder, and he put his ladder up on the side of the boat and climbed up, and then he saw blood on it, and he thought he saw what was a body laying in the boat," Pizzuto said. "So he got out of the boat fast and called police." He said that Henneberry was being interviewed by police about what he saw, and that power had just been cut to the Henneberry's house. "That boat's his baby. He takes care of it like you wouldn't believe. And they told him it's all shot up," Pizzuto said. "He's going to be heartbroken."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (XYSwB)

817 Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 19, 2013 09:06 PM (eQnzo) Rush called Bill BS O'Reilly Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore show

Posted by: Evilpens at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (ck76k)

818 This was me when I heard the news: http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Data-Star-Trek-Fist-Pump.gif Now let's be proper liberty minded Americans and put him through the criminal process. He has rights as a human- regardless of what he's done.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, the 2nd at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (W812p)

819 Come on JEF, step on the Boston PD press conference.

Posted by: RokShox at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (8MMMw)

820 Re: Chechen republic president's comments - Chechnya's murder and crime rates are not compiled, but almost universally described as "appalling." Conclusion: don't throw stones, bitch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (qyfb5)

821 What a fucking hack and a poser. He is just saying stupid shit he thinks conservatives like to hear. Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 08:59 PM (UOjzE) Miss Linseed sure does sound that way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (qyfb5)

822 Nadal & Jackram will share a room nu?

Posted by: akak at April 19, 2013 05:48 PM (eFroM)

823 The boat where the suspect has been located 'is on fire' the boat was his baby...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:55 PM (XYSwB)

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