February 15, 2013
— Ace Tonight's episode: Temptation at Lizard Beach.
His cloaca pulsed wetly.
I forget whose gag this is but I think it's @rdbrewer's.
I added the Gay thing because, brilliant. As usual.
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Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:17 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 15, 2013 03:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:20 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Capt. Kirk, After Smelling The Inside at February 15, 2013 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 03:21 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (TQOZk)
I caught an ep of Sandra Lee on the Food Network the other day and was transfixed.
What does it mean when you're poaching "aigs" and as you're slipping the "aig" into the water you're instructed to "go in soft?"
I love, "Imma put some water in my pan here."
Just thought I'd throw that ought there. Potential FLOTUS material.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Steve Jobs at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (u6nf+)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 03:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 03:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2013 03:24 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 15, 2013 03:24 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 03:24 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Steve Jobs at February 15, 2013 03:24 PM (u6nf+)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 03:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: mrs gorn at February 15, 2013 03:26 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:26 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 03:26 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Moochelle at February 15, 2013 03:27 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:28 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 03:28 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Capt Gorn at February 15, 2013 03:28 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 03:29 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Belchior at February 15, 2013 03:29 PM (JDIKC)
Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Capt. Kirk at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (8ZskC)
so you'll know they're female
your question proves it works
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (7xPCu)
I was afraid to google "cloaca".
Posted by: tasker
Seriously? Slept through 7th grade science, huh?
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 03:30 PM (Sg0G/)
http://tinyurl.com/bls8dcu
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 03:31 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: The Gorn at February 15, 2013 03:31 PM (8ZskC)
Capt. Kirk: A... mouth's... a... mouth...
Posted by: 1 hour later... in sickbay at February 15, 2013 03:31 PM (Ks9M3)
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 03:31 PM (QLJPW)
Good RT @CBSNews: BREAKING: Sheriff's office: Autopsy shows former cop Christopher Dorner died from single gunshot wound to the head.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)
Reason #1,333,369 why I'm a libertarian and not a Republican:
A bill that could send women to prison for going topless in public appears headed for approval by the North Carolina legislature.
The Republican-backed bill headed to a floor vote in the House would amend the state's indecent exposure law to expand the legal definition of "private parts" to explicitly include "the nipple, or any portion of the areola, or the female breast."
http://tinyurl.com/a4t5yll (Fox News)
I should note that they want to make this a felony.
Oh SMOD, why did thou forsake me?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 03:32 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 03:32 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 03:32 PM (4pNjZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 03:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tuna at February 15, 2013 03:33 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 03:33 PM (7xPCu)
I love the big, buff guy always challenging evil ghosties and spirits, saying, "I DARE you! Try to steal my soul!!! Claw me! Hit me!!!!"
I'm watching it now. And hoping, oh, so hoping.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: kevlarchick at February 15, 2013 03:33 PM (J1U5w)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 03:34 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 03:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (/AHDz)
Please. I have a baby flying squid bigger than that.
Poor some cold water on it then get out of there.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (zbk1v)
Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!
Because the melee was so much more humane.
Capt Kirk responded by having an improvised gun built inside of 45 minutes.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:35 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 03:36 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (UzPAd)
I love the big, buff guy always challenging evil ghosties and spirits, saying, "I DARE you! Try to steal my soul!!! Claw me! Hit me!!!!"
I'm watching it now. And hoping, oh, so hoping.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM4
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Isn't that the guy who convinced his wife she was seeing ghosts when he brought one home?
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 03:37 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (Sg0G/)
Half right [hiss], dick. My [hiss] lawyer will disssscusssss that too. [hiss]
Posted by: mrs gorn at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (ORGYc)
Song for the pic..
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
so let's do it they do it on the Discovery channel.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (zbk1v)
Capt Kirk responded by having an improvised gun built inside of 45 minutes.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM
That's why I loved Kirk, the Dirty Harry of the Galaxy.
Picard would have asked the Metrons if he could take sensitivity and diversity classes instead
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 03:39 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (MMC8r)
no, Picard got the reptile man that talked in parable titles and looked like a Dr Seuss character
All around gayer, not just Picard
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (BVkEs
??? I don't know. This guy and his two man crew have the lamest show on the Travel Channel. It's the one show my lib sister and I used to watch and LOL over.
I love it when Buff Boy dares every single evil spirit to attack him. And then he screams like a little girl.
I'm watching it now. Hil.ar.i.ous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 03:40 PM (UOM48)
Remember, the Metrons took away the phasers of both the Gorn and Kirk
Lefty gun grabbing pillow biters!
But JTK made some black powder and a mortar and dropped the lizard dude. Then he told the Metrons Whozyerdaddy NOW bitches. And they let him go.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2013 03:42 PM (ELs9k)
Posted by: The Gorn
Okay, as long as detachable penii are not involved.
Posted by: pep at February 15, 2013 03:43 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: pep at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)
I would have emulated the Law Giver Boehner and bent over for the Gorn. My anus wouldn't not have been the hill to die on in the search for Human-Gorn relations.
Posted by: jean luc picard at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bringer of Cookies and Innuendo at February 15, 2013 03:44 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 03:45 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: SarahW at February 15, 2013 03:45 PM (LYwCh)
The Hunger Games: Rubber Lizard Edition
http://tinyurl.com/ck7pjw8
An excerpt;
Anyhow, back to the voyeurism. Powder Blue minces about and tells us that he's going to broadcast our fight to our ships, live and in 3D, so they can watch me fuck Cecil the Lizard Beanie up his cloaca. Now, this green eyesore is a bit of a bruiser, and stuff like rolling 12-ton boulders over his feet just makes him angry. Once he got close enough to me to put me in a bear hug, but I just box what should have been his ears and it hurts so much he lets me go. Maybe he keeps his yarbles on the sides of his head. Does he even have yarbles? I don't fucking know. I know he has a lizard man tutu designed by Richard Simmons, while our Metron referee clearly hires Cher's dressmaker. Well, I'm getting more and more steamed because I missed chow time and haven't plowed any yeomen since 0600. Suddenly the Komodo dragon from Zontar starts talking to me through this cylinder thing Fruity Blue gave me that's some kind of translator but looks like one of Janice Rand's ultrasonic dildoes. Komodo dragon promises to kill me quickly. I promise to fuck him gently with his thong, and he doesn't seem to get it.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 03:49 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (rSIYI)
Posted by: Kensington at February 15, 2013 03:51 PM (/AHDz)
Anyhow, back to the voyeurism. Powder Blue minces about and tells us that he's going to broadcast our fight to our ships, live and in 3D, so they can watch me fuck Cecil the Lizard Beanie up his cloaca. Now, this green eyesore is a bit of a bruiser, and stuff like rolling 12-ton boulders over his feet just makes him angry. Once he got close enough to me to put me in a bear hug, but I just box what should have been his ears and it hurts so much he lets me go. Maybe he keeps his yarbles on the sides of his head. Does he even have yarbles? I don't fucking know. I know he has a lizard man tutu designed by Richard Simmons, while our Metron referee clearly hires Cher's dressmaker. Well, I'm getting more and more steamed because I missed chow time and haven't plowed any yeomen since 0600. Suddenly the Komodo dragon from Zontar starts talking to me through this cylinder thing Fruity Blue gave me that's some kind of translator but looks like one of Janice Rand's ultrasonic dildoes. Komodo dragon promises to kill me quickly. I promise to fuck him gently with his thong, and he doesn't seem to get it.
Machines For Sale! Hi!
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (QLJPW)
"Hey, is that a dress you're wearing or just a really fabulous hospital gown for a tender but elective colonoscopy,"
LOFL
Posted by: imp at February 15, 2013 03:52 PM (UaxA0)
I'm watching it now. Hil.ar.i.ous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM
Ah, Ghost Adventures. Our old friend WBTUS called that show "Scooby Douchebag"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 03:53 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 03:54 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: zsasz at February 15, 2013 03:55 PM (MMC8r)
I gave Ace a lift to Leela's home world and told her that blowjobs were the polite way of saying "hello" in Ace's Earth timeline.
Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 03:59 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 04:22 PM (mCvL4)
I gave Ace a lift to Leela's home world and told her that blowjobs were the polite way of saying "hello" in Ace's Earth timeline.
Posted by: teh 'new' doctor who at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (ORGYc)
Man, it's going to break your heart if you have to replace your router or refresh the IP on your modem
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 04:23 PM (mCvL4)
I was going to play my Gorn in Star Trek Online this weekend, but after this thread it would make me feel almost dirty.
So I guess it's back to the Trill with the landing party of hot Vulcan women in TOS miniskirts. All named after Charlie's Angels.
Posted by: malclave at February 15, 2013 04:34 PM (W1Ndc)
ROCK HARD IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 05:12 PM (k4bdL)
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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 03:17 PM (GsoHv)