February 15, 2013
— Pixy Misa
- Generational Theft Needs To Be Arrested
- Jesse Jackson Jr's Plea Deal To Implicate Wife
- It Wasn't Just Redistricting That Gave Republicans Their House Majority
- Police Officer Frees Two Tangled Deer By Shooting Their Antlers
- The Incredible Shrinking Eurozone
- MN Democrats Abandon National Conversation On Guns--Literally
- Rahm Emanuel May Run In 2016
- Almost Like Reporting At The NYT
- US-EU Announce Trade Deal, Ignore BRICs
- Apparently Shelia Jackson Lee Is A Freed Slave
- Actors Who Turned Down Die Hard
- Severe Epidemic Of STD's Sweeping The Nation
- Obama Caught Between Friends On Keystone XL Pipeline
- For $57,232 You Get What At Brown University?
- Jonah Goldberg: A Message To Obama, Served Cold
- Egypt Drowns Hamas
- VFW Doesn't Like The Idea Of A Drone Medal
- Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy
- Skilled Immigrants On Fast Track To US?
- Airbus Drop LI Battery From A350
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Posted by: toby928© steal other people's lines at February 15, 2013 05:26 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:26 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 05:26 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 05:27 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:28 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 05:28 AM (5H6zj)
>>>How much per round?
$.44 before shipping. It's Israeli origin. Brass is not all shiny and stuff, but Federal distributes it, and I zeroed my scope last week with it. All good stuff methinks.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 05:28 AM (4Mv1T)
Meanwhile here the commies all still screaming for "green" to put of the phony global warming scam. As I have said repeatedly, the only people pushing the AGW shit now are the lying jackal politicians who use it as an excuse for tax increases.
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (F3G1y)
JJJr is gonne throw his wife under the bus in a plea deal.
And SMOD is 5 hours out.
It's gonna be a great day to quit smoking glue.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (bTPOR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 05:30 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:31 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 05:31 AM (tlhtD)
All you crackas think that slavery ended with the Civil War. Your racism makes you think that. No honky gave her, her freedom. It ended with the coronation of his majesty Barry.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 05:31 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (tlhtD)
best wishes for a speedy recovery
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 05:32 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 05:33 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:33 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:33 AM (4df7R)
How can they? It's been such a raging success for them. Barry says it's the wave of the future. And look at all of the success he's had with investing pissing away tax dollars on "green" companies. At least of the donor variety
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 05:33 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Beldar Conehead at February 15, 2013 05:33 AM (s2YIg)
And if they don't pull their heads out of their ass it won't be redistricting that gives it to the Dems either.
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Y-not at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (5H6zj)
I do so wish my ancestors who fought with the Ohio Volunteers to free evidently young Ms Sheila Jackson-Lee-Worf from slavery were alive to hear her bray....
I suspect they'd lynch her.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (wbmaj)
Prayers for you and yours.
And what in the hell is a "Friday Monring News Dump"
Damn decoder ring is on the fritz again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 05:34 AM (bTPOR)
Saw it. My local Gander Mountain has that brand. I managed to grab a couple boxes before some asshole guy swept the entire table of boxes into his cart with his arm. A bunch of other customers was about ready to kick his ass for that.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:35 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, happy St. Valentine's Day at February 15, 2013 05:36 AM (GVxQo)
I have that one too. It's frickin' sweet. Basically the exact same as the more expensive sight and it comes with a mount! Can't beat that deal.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 05:36 AM (UOM48)
Welcome to the Shakedown Inc crime family.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 15, 2013 05:36 AM (P4869)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 05:36 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 15, 2013 05:37 AM (YYJjz)
That story about the Illinois officer freeing the deer with the locked antlers is awesome. Good for him!
This quoted excerpt from the original Daily Mail article, though, is so fucking typical:
Reaction to the video posted by the departmentÂ’s Facebook page is varied with some crying animal abuse and others praising the sharp shooting that potentially spared both animalsÂ’ their lives.
Animal abuse? WTF are you jabbering about, idiots? Deer lose their antlers every year. It's not like you're amputating a limb or otherwise inhibiting their ability to survive on their own. Would it have been preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus starve to death?
Fucking idiots.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:37 AM (4df7R)
Maybe he should have burned them to death.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:38 AM (GQ8sn)
I think someone else on last night's ONT bought one, too. I looked briefly on line and the prices seem to be all over the board. Also looks like a nice piece of tactical gear. Sadly, I'll be directed to start sleeping under the porch if I spend any more of my nickels and dimes.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 05:38 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 05:38 AM (l86i3)
Would it have been preferable to allow them to remain tangled and thus starve to death?
They should have been brought to one of our kill shelters where they could have safely and humanely been put down.
Posted by: PETA at February 15, 2013 05:39 AM (DrWcr)
Sheila Jackson Lee: "Wasn't she a jeopardy champion? "I'll take great black astrophysicists for $100, Alex."
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:39 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Works for us!
Posted by: LAPD at February 15, 2013 05:39 AM (DrWcr)
Germany, Spain Set To Pull The Plug On Green Energy
That should be especially fun in Germany, given that after the Fukushima meltdown in Japan they effectively shut down all their nuclear power plants.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 09:34 AM (F3G1y)
And they still hate them and have a long list of grievances against them and liberal guilt will never will end no matter what happens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 05:40 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 05:40 AM (l86i3)
"LaRue Tactical has Aimpoint PROs in stock for $420. Link in name."
Damn you.
My wife is going to kill me again.
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 05:40 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:40 AM (4df7R)
http://www.businessinsider.com/author/keith-jurow
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 05:41 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: A concerned deer at February 15, 2013 05:41 AM (vRbhj)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 15, 2013 05:41 AM (DvVVN)
Damn you.
My wife is going to kill me again.
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (4I3Uo)
*hand inching toward gun* You sayin' you're a zombie there, chief?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:41 AM (4df7R)
Do flying squid pose a threat to my well-being?
Posted by: A concerned deer at February 15, 2013 05:42 AM (4df7R)
Meteors typically cause sizeable sonic booms when they enter the atmosphere because they are travelling much faster than the speed of sound.
The defence ministry said it had identified a six metre crater near a lake in this region and has sent soldiers to the site of the impact.
The emergencies ministry said that 20,000 rescue workers had been dispatched to help the injured and locate those needing help.
There were reports of traffic in the Urals city of Chelyabinsk grinding to a halt and people seeking shelter in buildings as the fireballs lit up the sky.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 05:43 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (l86i3)
She couldn't win a game of Solitaire.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:43 AM (4df7R)
"Reaction to the video posted by the departmentÂ’s Facebook page is varied with some crying animal abuse and others praising the sharp shooting that potentially spared both animalsÂ’ their lives."
Perhaps these douchebags are under the impression that the officer could have just waded inbetween those deer and unlocked the antlers manually without getting kicked, slashed, and trampled to death. Yeah...idiots.
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 05:44 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 09:40 AM (l86i3)
She'd just want to ban the game for referencing candy.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 05:44 AM (DrWcr)
The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 33,000mph - 15 times the speed of a rifle bullet - and shattered up to 32 miles above ground.
ASSAULT METEOR!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:44 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 05:45 AM (fWAjv)
I wish I could say I was surprised by it.
Okay, MN Morons- time for you to start your own letter-writing campaign.
Just a post card with the bill number and then "MOLON LABE."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 05:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4df7R)
Only if it has a bayonet swivel and thing that goes up to the shoulder.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 05:45 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 15, 2013 05:46 AM (Ryac4)
Weirdflunky, wishing you a fast recovery!
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2013 05:46 AM (ATdet)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 05:46 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:46 AM (wbmaj)
"The Russian Academy of Sciences estimates the meteor weighed about 10 tonnes and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a speed of at least 33,000mph - 15 times the speed of a rifle bullet - and shattered up to 32 miles above ground."
I knew it. High-capacity assault meteorite.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 15, 2013 05:46 AM (YYJjz)
http://tinyurl.com/b49oqju
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (fWAjv)
Hahaha!!! It's for the stock only! Everything else in the pic isn't included.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:47 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 09:44 AM (4I3Uo)
Deer are peaceful creatures! They'd never ever ever hurt ANYONE! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "BAMBI!!!!"
Posted by: Shrill PETA dipshit at February 15, 2013 05:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 05:47 AM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:47 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:45 AM (fWAjv)
A bullpup style semi-auto 12-gauge? I dunno, that looks pretty badass to me. It would be better in black instead of silver, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 05:48 AM (DrWcr)
Fucking idiots.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)
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Ever notice the folks most likely to proclaim themselves "environmentalists" usually know the least about it???
Biology..... how does it work??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 05:48 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 05:49 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 09:47 AM (x59Gv)
The whole water bottle story is so unbelievably petty and stupid that even LIVs think it's dumb. And LIVs are so stupid they drink Windex because they think it's blue raspberry Kool-Aid. We aren't dealing with a bunch of brain trusts here.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (G9qZk)
Calamari for everyone!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 05:49 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2013 05:49 AM (ATdet)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 05:49 AM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:50 AM (wbmaj)
"The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors donÂ’t know what to do."
Dumbasses.
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 05:50 AM (N2yhW)
I freed a deer caught in a fence one day. She did not fare so well as the two bucks! Yum! I put a .44 between the eyes and won bragging rights for a head shot at 100 yards! Hunters and fisherman tell lies!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 15, 2013 05:50 AM (UrENZ)
The day I left SJL's district was a great day. Of course, if I hadn't moved, I would have still been redistricted out of her district. I was living in a pretty solid republican neighborhood in Houston, but it was in SJL's district. After the 2010 redistricting that neighborhood was zoned out.
SJL is now going to win with even a greater percentage of the vote, but only because we are funneling all the dems into her district.
The benevolence of the government.
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 05:50 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 05:51 AM (8sCoq)
Who doesn't love a good rolling blackout?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 05:51 AM (hO8IJ)
Anyone here familiar with the whole "Harlem Shake" youtube thing? Buncha sports teams, especially college ones, doing it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 05:51 AM (da5Wo)
Dumbasses.
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 09:50 AM (N2yhW)
Here's a thought. The Eurozone should contract out to that Illinois cop and have him shoot their tangled economies apart so they can run free.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:51 AM (4df7R)
Rollcall from yesterday's Hagel vote:
Question: On the Cloture Motion (Motion to Invoke Cloture on the Nomination of Charles Timothy Hagel)
YEAs - 58
Cochran (R-MS)
Collins (R-ME)
Johanns (R-NE)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Present - 1
Hatch (R-UT)
Not Voting - 1
Vitter (R-LA)
Hatch useless as always. Vitter had a dental appointment or something.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 05:51 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 15, 2013 05:52 AM (Os+6p)
Giant Flying Space Squid!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2013 09:49 AM (G9qZk)
Just as long as it's not a Giant Flying Detachable Space Slug Penis!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:52 AM (wbmaj)
It's ok...*cough*...I just need to...*sneeze*...get over there and...*spit*...stand near them.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 05:53 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 15, 2013 05:53 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:53 AM (wbmaj)
REPORTS OF HUGE MECHANICAL TRIPODS NEAR CHELYABINSK
Posted by: Jones in CO
#MakingExtraterrestrialLifeWork
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 05:53 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 09:51 AM (da5Wo)
I've heard of it but not seen any video. What the hell is it? I assume by "Harlem Shake" the dance involves holding your hands over your head and wiggling around until all your valuables have shaken out of your pockets?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:54 AM (4df7R)
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Not gonna do it. Im still emotionally scarred because i googled "goatboy" because of you guys.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 05:55 AM (nELVU)
"The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors donÂ’t know what to do."
Yeah, it's a lot harder to "know what to do" when you disqualify the things that might actually work from the outset.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 05:55 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:55 AM (wbmaj)
(No, morons, they didn't shoot them apart). A DNR agent wearing very thick gloves pulled them apart. The picture of the two disgruntled eagles sitting side-by-side was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 05:55 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 05:56 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 05:56 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:56 AM (wbmaj)
"The world economy remains sickly, and the doctors donÂ’t know what to do."
That's easy. MOAR TAXES!
Posted by: Dr. Obama at February 15, 2013 05:56 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2013 05:56 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 09:55 AM (UOM4
Awwww!
I've been bitten by a budgie. That hurt. I can only imagine how much more it would fucking HURT to be bitten by an eagle. That beak and those talons are some SERIOUS hardware. You'd be lucky to walk away with all your fingers.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (4df7R)
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What? I can't keep up with all this stuff. I am busy watching my pirated copies of Girls.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (e0xKF)
The Sheila Jackson Lee thing is despicable. When I read about that the other day I actually fractured my orbital bone from rolling my eyes so hard. The woman has no sense of decency.
**pinches MWRs cheek** Decency? From a Democrat? Awww, MWR, you're so cute!
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)
Plus, the fare to Kashyyk is simply astronomical.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 05:57 AM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:58 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 05:58 AM (e0xKF)
So Drudge is saying obama and the first hag will be vacationing apart from each other, and our dime no doubt
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I don't blame them, I wouldn't want to spend a vacation with either one of them.
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 05:58 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 05:58 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:54 AM (4df7R)
I have no idea how it got started. Basically all the vids follow the same pattern. Starts with guys going about their normal business, except there's one guy randomly in the background dancing. Then chaos breaks out.
My best friend is the head assistant for D2 baseball team. They did a video.
It's a bit disturbing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 05:58 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 05:59 AM (e0xKF)
Meanwhile, in Hell:
Muslim women will no longer be required to remove religious head coverings in front of male deputies while in Orange County Sheriff's Department custody and will be provided temporary headscarves as part of an agreement between the department and the ACLU of Southern California.
The settlement ends a lawsuit between the county and Souhair Khatib, an Anaheim resident who claimed her religious freedom was infringed upon when she was forced to remove her headscarf, known as a hijab, while she was booked and in custody at a local court holding facility in 2006.
"It means that religious freedom will not end at the doors of the Orange County courthouse," said Mark Rosenbaum, chief counsel of the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California.
On a lighter note, Ms. Khatib then brutally murdered Mr. Rosenbaum.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 05:59 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 05:59 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 09:57 AM (zF6Iw)
*whiiiiine* I'm not a kid anymore, you guuuuuys! *rubbing cheek and pouting*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 05:59 AM (4df7R)
That would be a great FIAF thread.
"We propose the [adjective] [noun] be banned from [place] because [adjective] [plural noun] are being [past tense verb] and this is not acceptable."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (e0xKF)
*SNORT* If only. Bammy's going to Palm Beach, Mooch is jetting to Aspen.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Harry Dunne at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 15, 2013 09:31 AM (tlhtD)
Glad we could help even a little bit, WF. Prayers for you.
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:00 AM (l86i3)
How much money is the family of the first woman who commits suicide with her prison-issue headscarf going to get?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 06:01 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 15, 2013 06:01 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (l86i3)
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Valerie Jarrett..... same as any other day.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 06:01 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:01 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (l86i3)
Why, the head of the country, of course. Ratface Jarrett.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (4df7R)
101I'm sorry but calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out. I see litte mustaches, everywhere
It's been creepy ever since GWB repeated it ad nauseum in the aftermath of 9/11. It just doesn't set right and it never will.
Posted by: Jaws at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW
Beat you with "SMODlet" upthread. *sticks out tongue and runs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (hO8IJ)
Double what the woman who was forced to remove hers got.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (GQ8sn)
LOL! I see we're all in agreement on who wears the pants in the White House.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Harry Dunne at February 15, 2013 06:02 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 06:03 AM (x59Gv)
No MINISMOD?
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:03 AM (8sCoq)
Happy Half Price Chocolate Day everyone!
I bought TWO heart boxes of Hershey's Kisses, all for me. One for work, one for home.
*om nom nom!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 06:03 AM (e0xKF)
meteorite bursts at 15 to 18 miles altitude
sounds takes 90 to 108 seconds to reach ground
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 06:03 AM (e8kgV)
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 15, 2013 10:01 AM (e0xKF)
Of course you're in charge, sweetheart, of course you are. *pats on head*
Posted by: George Soros at February 15, 2013 06:04 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:04 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 06:04 AM (e0xKF)
(pops head out of barrel) It' Friday yayyyyyy!SCCCHHHHKLOOOORK (pop)
I'm free, I'm free!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:03 AM (uhftQ)
Wow, you were in there a while, Tilikum! *wrinkles nose* You might want to take a bath. Or, you know, flop around in the briny deep, as Killer Whales are wont to do.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:04 AM (4df7R)
144 BCochran, sorry about last night. Things got out of hand and beyond my control.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)
Lol. Hopefully in a good way.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:04 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 06:05 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:05 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 06:05 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 15, 2013 06:05 AM (ypzqs)
Will you say "Quaid... use the reactor!" for us?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
***
Why not? I've done everything else.
QUAID...use the reactor!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (e0xKF)
You're right. Make it so.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (4df7R)
Ditto. Have always hated that phrase. Thanks W.
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (N2yhW)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:04 AM (Dnbau)
With all these dad-gum SMODs flying around, math becomes very important
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (8sCoq)
It took at least 30 seconds for the sound of the launch to get to the spectators.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 06:06 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)
After SMOD hits, math will be irrelevant.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:07 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)
Or very irrelevant.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:07 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 10:06 AM (Dnbau)
Because if you don't wear them you'll get arrested for public indecency before you can get back home to EAT your chocolate. And I think we can all agree that delayed chocolate gratification is a human rights violation.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (4df7R)
>>>calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out.
Got it. We'll switch it to Motherland.
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Ditto. Have always hated that phrase. Thanks W
x100. I thought we already liked and used the term 'civil defense'.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (wbmaj)
FYWRM - nobody ever touts letting in a bunch that compete in their particular rice bowl. The rest of the world is full of drooling reporters, corrupt politicians, etc. why don't we import some and save money.
Posted by: DaveA at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (6YLIm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)
She couldn't spell 'win' if you spotted her the W and N and let her choose a vowel.
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 06:08 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:07 AM (DrWcr)
We'll be swinging large bones at each other, fighting over access to watering holes
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:09 AM (8sCoq)
...calling the United States the "Homeland" just kind of freaks me out.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia
Me, too. I've never understood the reasoning behind using that term. Would it have been so awful to call it something like "The Department of Domestic Security?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:09 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (4df7R)
I think it depends on how good said person looks without the pants.
Heather, let us help you make the determination.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:09 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 06:09 AM (e0xKF)
Singer Chubby Checker, 71, is in a twist over a software app that bears his name and is used to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size. He's not dancing; he's suing.
The singer, whose real name is Ernest Evans, filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Hewlett Packard and Palm Inc. in federal court in Fort Pierce, Fla., on Tuesday, over the app called "The Chubby Checker."
USAToday
This parallel universe we live in just gets weirder and weirder.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq)
Well, I hear there's a nice new crater out in Russia that should serve as a dandy watering hole when the End Times arrive.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 10:09 AM (e0xKF)
There's NO TIME!
Posted by: Jack Bauer at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (DrWcr)
Too KGB-y
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (8sCoq)
for public indecency before you can get back home to EAT your chocolate.
You don't need pants! Trust me!
Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (N2yhW)
Wow, I knew Chicago machine politics was hardball, but that's a beanball to the fucking skull.
Me likey!!!
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 06:10 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
As God is my witness, I will never widden the site again.
Anyone know a good psychiatrist? Either that or someone with a
CAT Scanner and a power drill?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:11 AM (uhftQ)
I will cover it with saplings and pine boughs and call it home
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:11 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 06:11 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: The Scarecrow at February 15, 2013 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)
Yes I would!
N-A-W
HAH! Suck it, Reichwingers!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, elected government representative at February 15, 2013 06:11 AM (4df7R)
Mooch has given up lecturing and haranguing us, and any pretense of "caring" about the military. Hopefully her stupid garden will fill up with weeds.
It's Party Time! on our dime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:11 AM (UOM48)
"Friday Monring News Dump"
just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is? wait I know, it means "Fuck you Guido thats what." by BenK. lol.
is it just me that seems to get that answer? I'm just sayin....
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 06:12 AM (XLuH2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 10:05 AM (GsoHv)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7KIUEBKh-g
Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 15, 2013 06:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:13 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:13 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:13 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:10 AM (wbmaj)
OMG I love it. LOVE IT.
Joan Rivers irritates the hell out of me most of the time, but you've got to say this for her: she's the honey badger of female comedians. She just doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:13 AM (4df7R)
I, for one, welcome our new meteor-borne overlords...
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 06:13 AM (wtvvX)
just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?
It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:14 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:14 AM (8sCoq)
http://www.breitbart.com/big-peace
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:14 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Guido
***
No, but I don't want to talk about my mom.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:14 AM (uhftQ)
It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)
Wow....is it an ocean dweller like Flying Squid?
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (XLuH2)
"Actually all the Spanish government is thing to do is stay in power, and in order to do so, it must stop demanding that its people pay for the development of financial black hole industries."
Proof positive that not only do "black holes" exist, but they can be manufactured .. at a price.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (e8kgV)
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That could be confused with the Social Security Administration. How about Department of Defense?
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (eEfYn)
209 just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?
It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)
Wow. We really don't read the site, do we?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (da5Wo)
Run Rahm Run!!
I'll say it until I'm blue in the face (but red in the heart), Emanuel doesn't seem to realize the reason you could elect Barack Obama and not him is because Obama is black. The nation will IMMEDIATELY see what a hateful, rotten little socialist Emanuel is, and if he gets nominated he will kill their movement.
The Preeze got elected because WE THE PEOPLE wanted to show we aren't afraid of black people. Fine, but socialists will be the death of us all.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (TOk1P)
----
Out of deference to our feminists it should be Fatherland.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (eEfYn)
Out of deference to the LGBQTWTFBBQ crowd, shouldn't it be gender-neutral? Or gender-bent?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:15 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (LpQbZ)
Anyone know a good psychiatrist? Either that or someone with a
CAT Scanner and a power drill?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:11 AM (uhftQ)
I daresay one of the Horde could provide the power drill. As for the CAT scan, there's gotta be an app for that.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (4df7R)
209just checking in and wondering what a "Monring" is?
It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom.Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:14 AM (DrWcr)Wow....is it an ocean dweller like Flying Squid?
***
It's a type of weasel.
It would be cookl if it could fly by shooting water from it's butt.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (7ObY1)
Why Being a Quitter Is a Good Sign for the Economy
You only quit a job when you feel you can find something better. And in December, more Americans felt confident enough to pack up their desks and look for employment elsewhere than at any time since the start of the Great Recession.
TIME
Or -- people could be jumping ship from the high tax blue states and heading for the Red Republics, current job be damned.
Here in CA, seeing a lot of off-season move outs over the last few months.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (kdS6q)
It's because of your intelligence and wit. Chocolate?Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 06:16 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (mjR67)
So wrong, on so very many levels.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 09:56 AM (9Bj8R)
They don't have to pretend anymore. Wonder if Reggie is going with Barry?
Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 06:17 AM (RD7QR)
A bunch of the lads and I were running around on a river island with paintball guns when I happened upon a buck caught in a fence. I set him free, no worse for wear, with a giant orange splotch on his ass.
Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (WM+rJ)
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It's the hair styling that does it.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (eEfYn)
Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids,
whathaveyou that are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So
shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW
Beat you with "SMODlet" upthread. *sticks out tongue and runs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 10:02 AM (UOM4
Fear not, my Empress, she shall be chastised. Soliders of the First Imperial Raptor Lancers, mount up!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
I hope so. I don't want to remember my time in the barrel. EVER.
I think a sperm whale paid it a visit. Gah!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (7ObY1)
Bathing in the blood of virgin girls, and hate, but mostly hate.
Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (RD7QR)
When I was a kid, I got hit by a...hierofalcon or something. I didn't see it very clearly. There was a sheet of blood in front of my eyes. I wandered into just the wrong spot between it and whatever it was descending to eat, and it flew kind of obliquely face-first into my forehead. I kinda saw that part happen. Then, blood-sheet. And I left without checking what he was and if he was OK, because fuck that guy.
Anyway, getting grazed by its closed beak while it was trying not to put it into me dug a bone-deep four-inch trench along my hairline. So if it was trying to eat my face off, I think that would have taken about five seconds. And all the eagles I've seen are as big as or bigger than that guy was, so...yeah, ow.
Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (cePv8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (VtjlW)
Be honest. That wasn't a meteorite, was it? They had to eject the core of the nuclear power station next to you, didn't they? That was the core crashing back to Earth.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:18 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (3ZtZW)
This. And she doesn't even know it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:19 AM (DrWcr)
Many unions in the retail and service industries have negotiated provisions into contracts that would boost union salaries in the event of minimum wage increases, according to a study from labor watchdog Center for Union Facts (CUF).
Cause and effect. How do it work?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:19 AM (4df7R)
I, for one, welcome our new meteor-borne overlords...
Posted by: Tex's Assaultin' Batteries at February 15, 2013 10:13 AM (wtvvX)
I'll welcome them if they can get Barry to STFU
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 06:19 AM (e8kgV)
That being said, the following snippett from the last thread needs to be written down, committed to memory and ready for use by any Moron involved in an amnesty discussion with idiots.
From Ill Tempered Cur....I bring you:
"Expensive government sensitivity training; “Pilgrims were illegal aliens”.
http://is.gd/xJGzJj
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (53z96)
One could make that argument in all seriousness. Of course, the Injuns lack of effective border controls really worked out well for them."
Ponder the wisdom contained in that answer.
And how it can be used in so many ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 06:19 AM (bTPOR)
Posted by: Fritz
***
I recall the splotch being more white...
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:20 AM (uhftQ)
It's because of your intelligence and wit. Chocolate?
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (VtjlW
*hands over box of Valentine's chocolates*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:20 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:20 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Albert Einstein at February 15, 2013 10:19 AM (e8kgV)
We're technologically advanced, but we're not miracle workers. Sheesh.
Posted by: Your New Meteor-borne Overlords at February 15, 2013 06:20 AM (DrWcr)
It's a type of weasel.
It would be cookl if it could fly by shooting water from it's butt.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:16 AM (uhftQ)
EXACTLY! and thus again proving ACE wrong that "squid don't fly" they are jet propelled so they DO in fact FLY. Just sayin.What does ACE know, and I think he may be a Squidist!
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 06:20 AM (XLuH2)
According to Sky News, the number of people injured has been drastically revised upwards:
AFP: Regional governor says around 950 people injured in Russia meteor strike
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:21 AM (kdS6q)
We'll give it a shot. hehe...
Posted by: Aliens from ID4 at February 15, 2013 06:21 AM (GQ8sn)
So is this asteroid leading a pack of meteorites or what?
Nobody said SMOD had an army.
I, for one, welcome our new smodite overlords.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2013 06:21 AM (p/cQy)
If you elect a Black President, don't elect some "half-cracker" from an IVy league school who has a bunch of "cracker" friends
Posted by: Jasbo "gone to town" at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Guido
***
A squidist? Say it isn't so Ace!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (uhftQ)
And I left without checking what he was and if he was OK, because fuck that guy.
I shouldn't laugh, but yeah. Yeah, I just laughed. A LOT.
Anyway, getting grazed by its closed beak while it was trying not to put it into me dug a bone-deep four-inch trench along my hairline. So if it was trying to eat my face off, I think that would have taken about five seconds. And all the eagles I've seen are as big as or bigger than that guy was, so...yeah, ow.
Posted by: oblig. at February 15, 2013 10:18 AM (cePv
OUCH OUCH OUCH.
I'm guessing stitches were the order of the day.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (9Bj8R)
Gee, seems our local popo may have been under-reporting or failing to report locals crime.
Cries of "RACISM!!!" to ensue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:22 AM (8sCoq)
I can only imagine how much more it would fucking HURT to be bitten by an eagle.
Half as much as being bitten by two eagles?
Just guessing there.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:23 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:24 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Your New Meteor-borne Overlords at February 15, 2013 10:20 AM (DrWcr)
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As a suggestion, my-lord, target his teleprompter. The teleprompter is the key.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 06:24 AM (nELVU)
Russian Foreign Minister WonÂ’t Return KerryÂ’s Phone Call: Three days and counting
See this?
\o\
/o/
That's me doing my Happy Dance.
\o\
/o/
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:24 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 06:24 AM (9Bj8R)
>>>Russian Foreign Minister WonÂ’t Return KerryÂ’s Phone Call: Three days and counting
That Kerry guy sold his borscht factory! WTF?
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (8sCoq)
But are they showing the extraterrestrial alien tripods as they pursue a goal of total destruction!?!?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (4df7R)
1) That's damn funny.
2) Calibrate the damn webcam!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (8sCoq)
\o\
/o/
That's me doing my Happy Dance.
\o\
/o/
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:25 AM (l86i3)
**golf clap**
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (I2LwF)
See this?
\o\
/o/
That's me doing my Happy Dance.
\o\
/o/
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)
***
They look like Tie fighters
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (uhftQ)
apparently the tripods have already moved into the city, where an orgy of death and destruction is now underway
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
True. But they also believe Elvis is still alive and living in a little love nest with Bigfoot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:27 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
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By my estimation..... 52% of Americans are very susceptible to bullshit stories . . . . .
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 06:27 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:27 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Brock Samson at February 15, 2013 06:28 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
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That's ridiculous. There is no such thing as bigfoot. He's with HITLER DARN IT!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:28 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 06:28 AM (9Bj8R)
When the authorities come for me, I'll say I was just kidding.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:28 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 06:28 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Little Orphan Ani at February 15, 2013 06:29 AM (e0xKF)
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An potentially interesting event. I attempted to purchase and download a certain Kindle book last night and received an error message that the book is not available for 'Kindle for Windows 8'
Posted by: RioBravo at February 15, 2013 06:29 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:29 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 06:29 AM (9Bj8R)
You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
The deuce you say.
Posted by: Orson Wells at February 15, 2013 06:29 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 10:00 AM (hO8IJ)
Ooooh, the possibilities are endless...
Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (aH+zP)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 10:29 AM (9Bj8R)
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW F**KING BUSY I AM!?
Posted by: Kim Jong Il at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (DrWcr)
Has anyone watched that show, The Americans? It looks good, but I just don't have time to pick up another hour of tv per week.
It's good to see Keri Russel is still cute as a button, now that she's not a kid anymore. She looks like the type who will still be pretty when she's 85.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (TOk1P)
That is, the price for tasting approximately 20 small dishes is $225, not including tax and tip, while wine pairings will set you back $75, $120, or $200. If we assume a mid-range $120 for wine, the total comes to $345 per person, or $690 for two. Add in WashingtonÂ’s 10 percent restaurant dining tax and a 20 percent tip and weÂ’re at $910.80 for dinner.
A "man" of the people? Yeah if the people are all Czars and Kings. It's good to be the King
They left out the part of her unhinging her jaw and tilting the table to her gaping maw and swallowing all 20 "small dishes" at once.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 10:25 AM (da5Wo)
I did! Oh, hell. I think the flying squid have been attacking them again. They all want to be fucking YouTube celebrities. They're constantly photobombing the stupid cameras!
<=
Crap! There's one now!
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<=
=>
Ack! More!
Someone get a net!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (4df7R)
A 10 ton metor would only be the size of a refrigerator. Lots of mass though.
Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (ZDsRL)
There.... Vader has arrived.
We've picked up a new group of signals. Enemy fighters headed your way!
Posted by: Rebel Command Base at February 15, 2013 06:30 AM (GQ8sn)
SMOD? really? THIS is the real evil right here on earth, right now. And for you Flying Squid/Global Warming deniers..well watch this and I rest my fucking case..thank you very much.
http://tinyurl.com/27da869
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 06:31 AM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 06:31 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 06:31 AM (UZQM8)
258fnc IS SHOWING THE CRATER
DON"T put water on that meteor! Don't do it! No, No No No No No! Dont put water on it!
Posted by: Zombie Jordy Verrill at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (UrENZ)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:27 AM (UZQM
I just laughed SO HARD, I was thisclose to snorting skim milk out of my nose. Thank you.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (4df7R)
Michelle is much to petite for 20 small dishes.
Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (WM+rJ)
Take away question ...
How many of Barack Obama’s “transparent” students are there at the school ?
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Little Orphan Ani
***
Killer whales aren't known for thier faith.
X X X X-wings coming right at you!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (uhftQ)
THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (4df7R)
Hands up everybody who knows how this story will eventually end....
Girlfriend gives boyfriend one of her kidneys for Valentine's Day
Taesha Benson, 32, of Overland Park, Kan. says she knew it was 'the right decision' to donate the organ to boyfriend Travis Spire-Sweet.
Despite only knowing the acupuncturist for under 12 months, Benson said she knew instinctively that it was "the right decision" She said: "Initially you think, 'How could I do that? I don't have it in me.' But over time I got to know Travis and his love of life.
"Not many people come along who have his integrity, character and optimism. Travis just happens to be my boyfriend. He has provided me with a new love of life."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:32 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Brock Samson at February 15, 2013 10:28 AM (e0xKF)
Then who's schtupping the Bionic Woman?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:33 AM (4df7R)
Color me shocked.
****
That sounds like bullshit to me.
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at February 15, 2013 06:33 AM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 06:34 AM (8y9MW)
---- FBI is investigating police HERE, too... (Pittsburgh, but we have a supposedly crooked black Chief).Posted by: Baldy at February 15, 2013 06:34 AM (opS9C)
Girlfriend gives boyfriend one of her kidneys for Valentine's Day
Did she just hand it too him all bloody-like, or at least put it in a nice gift box?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:34 AM (DrWcr)
Hands up everybody who knows how this story will eventually end....
I'm going out on a limb here and guess Travis Spire-Sweet [heh] will take the kidney and high-tail it to a hotter girl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 06:35 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: teej at February 15, 2013 06:35 AM (b9+ZZ)
Okay, hot-shot.
Now do a TIE Defender.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 06:35 AM (8y9MW)
A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.A new study by the National Cancer Institute of the National Institute of Medicine reveals that the Tea Party Movement was planned over a decade ago by groups with ties to the tobacco and fossil fuel industries. The movement was not a spontaneous populist uprising, but rather a long-term strategy to promote the anti-science, anti-government agenda of powerful corporate interests.
Oh for Christ's sake...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:35 AM (4df7R)
A gay TIE fighter
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 10:34 AM (I2LwF)
OK, that's coffee up my nose for the second time today. My Obamacare bill is going to be huge.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:35 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 06:36 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 06:36 AM (UZQM8)
I wish I'd known. I would have demanded some of that sweet, sweet Koch money.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 06:36 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:36 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Milhouse Van Houten at February 15, 2013 06:36 AM (e0xKF)
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Flying squids...squidi..squidians...squideses....aww screw it
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:37 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)
I'm shocked they didn't work the Joooos and the Illuminati in there somehow.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:37 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:37 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:37 AM (UZQM8)
You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
They believe Skeets and the Wookie care about them. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 06:37 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 10:22 AM (8sCoq)
You do know people are going to start believing this shit right?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)
well i did look it up.
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 06:38 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:38 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (DrWcr)
Plus the Queen of England and the Pope.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:38 AM (4df7R)
And have you spoken to Smod yet , Is it a tease to strike hope into our hearts? We will be actually weeping and gnashing our teeth because it didn't deem us worthy?
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 06:39 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truman North at February 15, 2013 06:39 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 15, 2013 06:39 AM (v8UxC)
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Flying squids...squidi..squidians...squideses....aww screw it
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (uhftQ)
CRAP! They're everywhere!
*ducking under a table*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:40 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:40 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 06:41 AM (ZgBZU)
I picture him doing is stupid fucking head tilt upwards looking down at the food. What an arrogant POS this man is, History will not be kind to him... I'm thinking a Commodus type of legacy.
Commodus at least was a man. I'm thinking more Elagabalus with this cokehead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 06:41 AM (zF6Iw)
If I had any lingering doubts about electing a never-before-held-elective-office lawyer, they've been dispelled in this case.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 06:41 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:41 AM (8sCoq)
Hey, Chuck,did you hear the one about the rabbi in the whorehouse?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (wbmaj)
Was there a sale?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 10:40 AM (l86i3)
OWOWOW! Have moved on from milk to mandarin orange slices. That hurts like a BITCH coming out the nose!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:41 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Al Pacino on cappucino at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (e0xKF)
one possibility: GLOWBALL WARMINGS N SHIT!!!!
the other possibility: We ummm, over fished the sharks...
This sums the whole thing up for me.
Posted by: cajun carrot, distributor of bananas for the Republic at February 15, 2013 10:36 AM (UZQM
It sent chills upmy spine CC to know it's true and that WE caused it. We suck and deserve every plague we GET.
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: the Krugman at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (r0BWd)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (Dnbau)
In the upcoming MTV documentary series, "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life", the 25-year-old singer's is filmed drinking her own urine in an effort at good health.
"I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy," the shockertainer said in a BBC Radio 1 interview, according to The New Zealand Herald. "Somebody tried to take my pee away from me, and I said, 'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross, so I don't do it anymore."
NYDailyNews
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 06:42 AM (kdS6q)
I've played it once and yes, you do get the beer.
http://youtu.be/eib5CGdHxr0
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:43 AM (GQ8sn)
See this? \o\ /o/ That's me doing my Happy Dance. \o\ /o/ Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:24 AM (4df7R)***
They look like Tie fighters
It's a trap.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, zoned out on Prozac at February 15, 2013 06:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 15, 2013 06:43 AM (QXlbZ)
In the upcoming MTV documentary series, "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life", the 25-year-old singer's is filmed drinking her own urine in an effort at good health.
You know what's a good way to promote good health? Don't drink like a fish and party like a whore.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:44 AM (4df7R)
There's a reason why the body excretes it in the first place.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:44 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:44 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:44 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Bum at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Insomniac
Looks like someone bending over the bathtub.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:41 AM (uhftQ)
Everybody's a fookin' critic...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (DrWcr)
*ducking under a table*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
Shotgun time.
*
*
*
They are hard to hit.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (wbmaj)
So Politico has a story covering how shocked and dismayed the Senators are over Ted Cruz's "firebrand" behavior.
Whenever the DOPE is unhappy with a fellow "Republican's" behavior, I tend to fall on the side of the erstwhile firebrand.
Maybe it's time we start using RINO as a term of affection. The Republican party is just Dem Lite now. It's the folks like Cruz and West who DON'T go along to get along who are the REAL Republicans in name only anymore.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:45 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:46 AM (LpQbZ)
>>>History will not be kind to him...
Really? Who's gonna write that history? I know Denninger over at Market-ticker explicitly states he's doing his blog as a record. That's what, a tertiary source for events, primary for qualitative history. Easily dismissable.
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:46 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 06:46 AM (LPRBM)
death star
Posted by: thunderb
OO
Princess Leia....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
***
Nerds after seeing Leia in the slave outfit.
~o ~o
~o ~o
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:47 AM (uhftQ)
Has anyone watched that show, The Americans? It looks good, but I just don't have time to pick up another hour of tv per week.
---
I like the show, especially when the Russians complain about that Cowboy Reagan in office. How nice to have a President who stands up for America rather than appoint people who think we are a bully.
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 06:47 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:47 AM (l86i3)
Shotgun time.
*
*
*
They are hard to hit.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:45 AM (uhftQ)
At least with the shotgun there's better chance of hitting SOMETHING. But they're slippery little bastards.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
Shotgun time.
*
*
*
They are hard to hit.
I've got this...
Posted by: Preezy Skeet-Skeet at February 15, 2013 06:48 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:48 AM (wbmaj)
>>>Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun LawÂ…
Will only hurt if Sig Sauer jumps in
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at February 15, 2013 06:48 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:49 AM (wbmaj)
337 Not a TIE Defender but pretty damn cool nonetheless...
http://tinyurl.com/atf59xn
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)
I stared at that for far too long.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:49 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
-------- =*V
Got him!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:49 AM (uhftQ)
If I had any lingering doubts about electing a never-before-held-elective-office lawyer, they've been dispelled in this case.
---
AllenG - I told you Cruz was going to be great. If anything, he is setting the bar too high for himself.
The fact that Matthews and Scarbourough hate him obviously means he is ruffling the right feathers. And he has really pushed Cornyn to the right.
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 06:50 AM (gmeXX)
Gun Manufacturer Cancels All Orders From NY Law Enforcement Over New Anti-Gun LawÂ…
Good for them! I hope others follow suit!
Is it Remington that has their original factory in NY? How hilarious would it be if they chose to stop selling to NY, too. Sure they'd manufacture it there, but sell it everywhere else.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:50 AM (4df7R)
Tell them I died for my homeland.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (LpQbZ)
Got him!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (uhftQ)
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Just like shooting womp rats back on Tattooine ???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:51 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:52 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 06:52 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at February 15, 2013 06:52 AM (3ZtZW)
-------- =*V
Got him!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 10:49 AM (uhftQ)
Good one!
= V
Raw ingredients for calamari!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: fixerupper
***
yes, but much slimier
Womp rats (a type of weasel).
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:53 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 06:53 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:53 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:53 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:53 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: coffee on the beach at February 15, 2013 06:54 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Nicole Brown at February 15, 2013 06:54 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
***
Pre-terderized
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:54 AM (uhftQ)
No, No! Open a plant in NC! We're good to go.
Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2013 06:54 AM (HjPtV)
Libs Launch Petition To Stop Obama From Referring To Women As “Mothers” And “Daughters”…
Funny, I already do this. I only refer to actual people as "Mothers" and "Daughters." I refer to these skanks as "Sluts," "Whores," and "Bitches" (oh my!).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)
You must've missed the "Marginally" in the "Marginally Honorable Chairman of the The Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Vows Club".
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia
***
Which immediately surrendered...and smelled much better after the fact.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 15, 2013 06:55 AM (epxV4)
I can have hippo or elephant, among other skins
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (wbmaj)
I heard it from a lot of people. But the proof of the pudding is in the eating (mmm.... pudding), and the proof of Senatorial excellence is in the... Senatoring? You know what I mean.
And I'll admit, I was dismayed by the fact he'd never had to answer to constituents, and the fact that he was (is) a lawyer. It made me nervous.
I'm happy to admit I was wrong about him, and he's shaping up to be a great Conservative (who also happens to be a Republican).
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (8y9MW)
407 ...man she's like a Pez dispenser.
Posted by: Jones in CO
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I know what thats like.
Posted by: Nicole Brown at February 15, 2013 10:54 AM (l86i3)
That is seriously fucked up.
Well, yeah, I laughed.
But still, fucked up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (da5Wo)
We do have a shiny, new, Red , business minded, gov, and a shiny red legislature. If we could just lose all the metrosexual blue peeps in the metro areas (like mine).
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (F3G1y)
Princess Leia....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)
( Y )
Fixed
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (UZQM
(o)(o)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: fixerupper
***
(that's when we get the poo out)
So you like your flying squid to be full of poo. Noted.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: TFG, at a press conference to announce a terrorist attack, shorty after giving an indian a medal. at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (UZQM8)
Good on ya! If they'd only get that price back under control.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (VtjlW)
No, she massively overheated it. Requiring it to be ejected.
Allegedly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: TFG, at a press conference to announce a terrorist attack, shorty after giving an indian a medal. at February 15, 2013 06:57 AM (UZQM8)
OO
Princess Leia....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 10:44 AM (kdS6q)
( Y )
Fixed
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:55 AM (UZQM
Y'all are giving Carrie Fisher waaaaay too much heft in the chestular region.
oo
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 06:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:58 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 06:59 AM (UZQM8)
Right or wrong he is an order of magnitude better than KBH. I'm still pessimistic, doubtful we will be praising him like this 10 years from now.
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at February 15, 2013 06:59 AM (epxV4)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (4df7R)
Kelp would be an order of magnitude better than KBH.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: chuckie hagel at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: cajun carrot
***
Covered in goo like something out of Aliens.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)
it's that fiendish 'supply and demand' thing again
And for the record: congratulations, Megyn
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 10:59 AM (UZQM
lol!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:00 AM (4df7R)
oo
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)
IIRC, her chesticles were taped down during the shooting of Star Wars, so we may not have had an accurate depiction.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:01 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 07:01 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: teej at February 15, 2013 07:01 AM (yrHcy)
443 Y'all are giving Carrie Fisher waaaaay too much heft in the chestular region. oo
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)
IIRC, her chesticles were taped down during the shooting of Star Wars, so we may not have had an accurate depiction.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (DrWcr)
Taped down?!?!?
That should be a human rights violation.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:02 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at February 15, 2013 07:02 AM (e8kgV)
#444 Yes, back when Helen's didn't sag to her goddamned knees--just to her navel.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 07:02 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: thunderb at February 15, 2013 07:03 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:03 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:01 AM (DrWcr)
This is true. I know she didn't wear a bra during the first movie. I don't know how she didn't. In a dress that loose and fwippy it would be ANNOYING AS HELL to go braless. Then again, YMMV.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 07:03 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: thunderb
***
My opinion of him just went up.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 07:04 AM (uhftQ)
It was 1976. I think the US lingerie industry stopped making 'em in 1969.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 07:04 AM (4Mv1T)
( . )( *) = bad boob job
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:04 AM (8sCoq)
Tara Reid?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:05 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:05 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 07:05 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit
***
Ummm, I was swimming in that. Sorry.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 07:05 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:06 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 11:05 AM (R18D0)
Heh. You're right. HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 15, 2013 07:06 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 07:06 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)
His father is Jesse Jackson, after all. J-Cubed's idea of "chivalry" is "don't buy cheap poontang or that bitch'll come back to bite ya."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:07 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 11:07 AM (LVtr+)
Then 15 mins till ace again.
Then 5 mins.
Then 10.
Then 3....
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:08 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:08 AM (l86i3)
He wakes up at the crack of noon, and then it takes him a long time to get started.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:09 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 07:09 AM (eHNxr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:09 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (KhRSC)
http://is.gd/pU3Rp1
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:09 AM (8sCoq)
Good luck scratching up 100 rounds of 5.56 to put in that drum mag...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (DrWcr)
George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra
Posted by: thunderb
Oh Darth, this Death Star corridor is so chilly. Brrrr...
(O) (O)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (6BgmB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 07:10 AM (F3G1y)
"He wakes up at the crack of noon, and then it takes him a long time to get started."
We'll have to change the phrase "banker's hours" to "blogger's hours".
Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 07:11 AM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 07:11 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (6BgmB)
Eh, not puffy enough.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:12 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:12 AM (4df7R)
I had to be taught this as a young Second Lieutenant just so I would not embarrass Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 11:10 AM (F3G1y)
It's that small ass plate they bring out with the appetizers at fancy places like TGIF or Chili's. Right?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:12 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:13 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 07:13 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:12 AM (da5Wo)
It's the one Moochelle scarfs right on down with whatever's on it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:13 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 07:13 AM (Hx5uv)
Oh good grief. These poor people!
CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship
CBS Local, Houston: http://tinyurl.com/befhrsb
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:14 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 15, 2013 07:14 AM (6lwEG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:13 AM (VtjlW)
Me too. I passed that gem along to a friend this morning.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:14 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:14 AM (l86i3)
Worst. Vacation. Ever.
That said, the way the reporting was done, you would have expected the cruise ship to have gone all "Lord of the Flies."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 07:15 AM (DlaLh)
CARNIVAL Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship
I thought about taking a cruise, but now I'll stay away from Carnival.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:15 AM (GQ8sn)
"Bus breaks down carrying passengers away from crippled ship "
There's your gun control argument.
If I was on that bus, I would start shooting people.
Posted by: jwest at February 15, 2013 07:16 AM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (8y9MW)
They were eating each other! EATING EACH OTHER!!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 15, 2013 07:16 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 07:16 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:17 AM (l86i3)
The cruise I took last year was on Carnival, and it was a blast.
I think they sacrificed this one to the Gremlin Gods. (Now I'm getting a whole 'Cabin in the Woods' vibe for the cruise).
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:17 AM (8y9MW)
I SHALL
TOLERATE
YOUR
CLITORIS
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 11:15 AM (DlaLh)
More like CLITORIS CUTTER
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:17 AM (DrWcr)
One of the headlines over at Drudge:
"'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online"
Yes, that's it. Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it, fire, and not miss.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:18 AM (l86i3)
Yes, that's it. Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it, fire, and not miss.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)
Putin, stripped to the waist, judo-threw the meteor to the ground.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:19 AM (DrWcr)
I had to be taught this as a young Second Lieutenant just so I would not embarrass Uncle Sam."
Amazing. After looking at a few images, I recognize the beast, at least the bread tray. I wonder if there's a plate for cornbread?
Posted by: mrp at February 15, 2013 07:19 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 07:19 AM (pZDxu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2013 07:19 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (DrWcr)
You are SO lucky I wasn't drinking or eating something just then, or you'd owe me at least two new monitors and a keyboard.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:20 AM (4df7R)
I know. I'm talking about the coverage, though.
I heard one lady interviewed who said, "The hardest part was talking to my 12 year old daughter. She was afraid she'd never see me again!"
Maybe it's different with girls, but if I'd been in that situation (her dad was with her), my mom would have said, "Oh, suck it up. You're without power and running water for a few days. You've done worse camping. You're not going to die."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:20 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu)
Like Detroit?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:20 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)
Pull!
Posted by: Preezy Skeeter Shooter at February 15, 2013 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Leon Panetta at February 15, 2013 07:21 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:21 AM (l86i3)
@520
It had the explosive power of a tactical nuke and it just barely missed a city of 1 million.
Damned close call.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 15, 2013 07:21 AM (kdS6q)
Most of the earth's landmass isn't actually populated, and 2/3 of the total surface is water. This does happen not-infrequently, but it's usually not where it affects people.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:22 AM (8y9MW)
So, umm, this meteorite thing. Does this bother anyone else? "Science" says this happens all the time. And yet, I don't think I have ever heard of anyone ever being injured by a meteor before.
I expect the vast majority of the injuries are from flying debris caused by the sonic boom and the subsequent explosion, which (according to another headline at Drudge) had the power of an atomic bomb. That's going to cause a lot of flying glass and building materials.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:22 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)
---
I think he meant someplace where it would do some actual damage....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 07:22 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:23 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: the Krugman at February 15, 2013 07:23 AM (r0BWd)
Posted by: ElKomandante at February 15, 2013 07:23 AM (lYEaM)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (pZDxu)
Like Detroit?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)
You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if it hit Detroit, it would just bounce the rubble.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 07:24 AM (6BgmB)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:24 AM (+wVdU)
Posted by: Truman North, updating yo ass at February 15, 2013 07:24 AM (CXGAO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:23 AM (l86i3)
The asteroid is still on schedule to do its close pass flyby. This was just a fame whore meteor that wanted to be a meteorite really really badly.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:24 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:25 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Loverboy at February 15, 2013 07:25 AM (F3G1y)
***
And there's always a couple dozen bodies laying in the street.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 07:25 AM (Hx5uv)
Yes, that's faster than the speed of sound.
I'd go out on a limb and say that Mach 26 is faster than the speed of sound.
Posted by: Phinn at February 15, 2013 07:25 AM (oFH2D)
Posted by: Loverboy at February 15, 2013 11:25 AM (F3G1y)
Not me. I'm currently procrastinatin' for the weekend.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:26 AM (4df7R)
----
No that's the OTHER asteroid.
The hit from last night???? They had no idea it was there.
** tosses blaster a prozac.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 15, 2013 07:26 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:26 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:26 AM (VtjlW)
Damned close call.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Damn close. Maybe next time. *crosses fingers*
Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2013 07:27 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)
It would be the first time in history that a meteor would actually pause in midair, rethink its actions, and change course. Even space debris doesn't want to deal with Detroit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:27 AM (4df7R)
Woot!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)
Seriously? Lucky bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:27 AM (DrWcr)
***
And they make such a big deal out of Carl Sagan.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2013 07:27 AM (Hx5uv)
This.
I love how NASA says "We've plotted the trajectories of 90% of NEOs..." and I want to say, "Yeah, but that remaining 10% is still a really big number."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:28 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:28 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 07:28 AM (r0BWd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:28 AM (UOM48)
Whoopsie. It's just a widdle mistake. No scandal here because he's a Democrat and damn that "conservative media" for trying to make this a scandal
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 07:28 AM (1Jaio)
Yep.
Rolling off my current client. Replacement is already here and trained. I'm just marking time.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:29 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 15, 2013 11:24 AM (6BgmB)
--- It would do $97.00 dollars in damage and be an improvement
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 15, 2013 07:29 AM (R8hU8)
Or we could use a MIRV, and say we did.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:29 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:30 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (r0BWd)
I have it on good authority that Putin actually deflected the meteor away from the city by fixing it with a baleful KGB glare and bouncing it off his bare chest.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:30 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 15, 2013 07:30 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:31 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 07:31 AM (vyPsz)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:32 AM (l86i3)
Earth to go back, and to the left
back, and to the left
back, and to the left
back, and to the left
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:32 AM (8sCoq)
Why? No one else is?
I couldn't have set that up better if I'd tried.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:32 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:31 AM (8y9MW)
Yes. Yes you did.
One thing about the horde - you leave a door wide open like that, they are GOING to stampede.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:32 AM (4df7R)
On the other hand, they're usually actually funny about it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:33 AM (8y9MW)
now send the client out for doughnuts and coffee
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:33 AM (8sCoq)
518 "'Russia Shot Down the Meteor' Theory Spreads Online" Yes, that's it. Because it's within the realm of feasibility that the Russians could target a space rock traveling 33K mph with pinpoint accuracy and blow it up just before it hits the ground. It would have been downright SILLY for them to have done so when it was high in the atmosphere and the fallout would have been lessened, though, since they apparently had enough warning to be able to scramble a missile of some sort, aim it, fire, and not miss.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)
------------------------
Putin, stripped to the waist, judo-threw the meteor to the ground.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:19 AM (DrWcr)
Putin, upon hearing of the meteorite, stripped down and leaped onto the back of a pure black stallion that was already in full gallop. Down the roadways they stormed, headed directly on a collision course with destiny and a meteorite.
The women fainted at the sight. The men were filled with passion and virility at the mere passing of their great leader and took the passed out women where they lay.
Upon arriving at the site of impending impact, Putin stared, unafraid, at the rapidly approaching space rock. He calmly took out the sling that he had made from the mane of the lion that he killed as a child. He loaded it with the golf ball sized kidney stone he passed earlier that day. Around and around he whirled the sling. Citizens gathered in awe, covering their ears as the sound of sling became too much. Putin released the stone and like a missile it streaked across the sky, perfectly straight and true. It impacted the meteorite with a force unseen in the lush Russian city.
As the pieces of meteorite fell to the earth, the citizens rejoiced. The women baring their breasts and begging for just a fondle. The men offering their women as a token of their esteem.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:34 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 07:34 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: akula51 at February 15, 2013 07:34 AM (r0BWd)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:35 AM (+wVdU)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 07:35 AM (UZQM8)
It's like you're Vladimir Putin or something
day-um
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:35 AM (8sCoq)
Also, I hereby decree that all meteors, asteroids, whathaveyou that are not near ELE or ELE size be called SMODlets. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 09:58 AM (VtjlW)
How about "Meritorius Service in a Technical Specialty" medal, to be awarded to service members whose exceptional skill or dedication has saved lives or greatly advanced the prosecution of a campaign?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 07:36 AM (673KB)
delicious...
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 15, 2013 11:35 AM (UZQM
Ron Paul to denounce aggressive American foreign policy in 3...2...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:36 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 11:34 AM (da5Wo)
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:36 AM (4df7R)
How about something that's really valuable to them?
5000 XBox Live Points
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:37 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:28 AM (UOM4)
Wait, wait, wait. I'm in Manhattan right now, it's Friday and I don't need any of this Armageddon shit. Let's make it a micro-smodlet let's align the trajectory to Bloomberg's crotch then we can all go home for the long weekend.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 07:39 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:39 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Chief Scientist, Alextopia Near Earth SMOD Project at February 15, 2013 07:39 AM (F3G1y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:42 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 07:42 AM (Dnbau)
George Lucas told he she was not to wear a bra
That reminds me of one of my favorite bits from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World:
"And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all time in this wretched Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture? In literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!"
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, zoned out on Prozac at February 15, 2013 07:43 AM (zF6Iw)
You KNOW they'll prefer that over some medal. Plus a carton of Mountain Dew: Code Red.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:43 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:43 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:44 AM (l86i3)
--- It would do $97.00 dollars in damage and be an improvement
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 15, 2013 11:29 AM (R8hU
Think of all the union jobs taken when it razes all of the houses slated for demolition. Why do meteors hate the middle class so?
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Housing Demolition Local 58 at February 15, 2013 07:44 AM (FIDMq)
This seems like a good time for some Code Monkey.
http://youtu.be/v4Wy7gRGgeA
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:45 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:46 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 07:46 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:47 AM (8sCoq)
valentine for Muslims
I SHALL
TOLERATE
YOUR
CLITORIS
I should think "U TIGHTER THAN GOAT" would be more Muzzie-centric.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 07:47 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2013 07:47 AM (052zE)
LOL, coming from you? LMAO.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:47 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:48 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:49 AM (94E39)
Your Sister Was Better
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 11:21 AM (uhftQ)
UR MOMS A MILF.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 07:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Rep Stockman bringing the funny on Twitter. Grabbed this from Twitchy:
Meteor shatters thousands of windows in Russia. Paul Krugman predicts economic boom.
—
Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:49 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:45 AM (VtjlW)
No engineering involved. Trajectory is all that is needed, the basketball sized micro-smodlet will do what basketball sized micro-smodlets do: obliterate the entre city block and whatever Bloomberg crotches that happened to be therein at the time.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 07:50 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:50 AM (VtjlW)
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013
HAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:50 AM (GQ8sn)
OK, I'm late.
So SMOD finally shows up, and it's a flop like everything else.
There's a message in all this...
And I think it's, "Fix it yourselves, earthlings."
Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 15, 2013 07:50 AM (jTKU5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:51 AM (94E39)
Woot!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 15, 2013 11:26 AM (8y9MW)
Allen, I mean this in the kindest way:
Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 07:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:50 AM (VtjlW)
Epic awesome. And that's just Pam's boobs at the time. The comeback was pretty good too.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:52 AM (da5Wo)
Meteor shatters thousands of windows in Russia. Paul Krugman predicts economic boom.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) February 15, 2013
Sweet Jeebus, how many times do I have to explain this?
Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at February 15, 2013 07:52 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Thunderb at February 15, 2013 07:52 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 07:52 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 15, 2013 07:52 AM (Q8Pu5)
Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (FC8Yl)
I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)
Or HEADACHE 2NIGHT
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:53 AM (94E39)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:54 AM (l86i3)
667 652 From the wife:
I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)
From the husband:
HAPPENING ANYWAY Posted by: DC in Towson
From the wife:
GET
THE
LUBE
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:54 AM (GQ8sn)
I'M GOING TO SLEEP
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)
From the husband: SO?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:55 AM (da5Wo)
CRAP! I need another post to get rid of the bad karma of being 666!
Valentine:
YOUR SKIN
WOULD MAKE
NICE BOOTS
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: jakeman channeling Dante at February 15, 2013 07:56 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:56 AM (8sCoq)
Valentine's? I want to dance where it stinks, and I don't mean Pittsburgh!
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 07:56 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 15, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)
I'm shocked they didn't work the Joooos and the Illuminati in there somehow.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 10:37 AM (DrWcr)
All I can say is "so what?" As far as I'm concerned, both Big Oil and Big Tobacco have an order of magnitude more credibility than any leftist institution or any level of government.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2013 07:57 AM (673KB)
682
Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?
http://is.gd/mLdWEf
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)
Because.
Scuse me. You put up this youtube vid? We're gonna need you to come with us.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 07:57 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: joncelli at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (wbmaj)
Why is the Department of Homeland Security buying so many bullets?
http://is.gd/mLdWEf
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)
Practice...DUH
Posted by: Red Shirt at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (94E39)
http://is.gd/mLdWEf
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)
Because they get marksmanship training at the same place as the LAPD?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: jakeman channeling Dante at February 15, 2013 07:58 AM (96M6e)
I know this wouldn't fit on a heart ,but:
EVENTUALLY YOUR POOR DENTAL HYGIENE WILL BECOME A PLUS
Posted by: BurtTC at February 15, 2013 07:59 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 11:58 AM (DrWcr)
You mean Homeland Security shoots innocent drivers for practice, too?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 07:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 15, 2013 11:52 AM (VtjlW)
Right now, Imperial One? Dryer than Nancy Pelosi's cooch. I'll start working my way to Mel-dom in about 2 hours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 15, 2013 07:59 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2013 11:53 AM (UOM4)
I've witnessed crowds of people standing a block away from what the NYPD thought might be a bomb left in a bag to see what was going to happen.
Seems to me, if you think of about a second, the possibilites are:
a.)I'm wasting my time, nothing is going to happen.
b.)It really is a bomb and the last thing I am going to see will be bone fragments liberated from the bodies of those in front of me entering my brainpan.
This leads me to believe people act completely independent of thought most of the time. That explains how so many people voted for Obama, I guess.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 08:00 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 08:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 08:01 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 08:02 AM (FcR7P)
From husband:
TIME
FOR
BRAZILIAN
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)
From wife:
YOU
FIRST
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 08:02 AM (4df7R)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/klara/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 08:02 AM (bfYGd)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 08:03 AM (94E39)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:03 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 08:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 08:04 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 12:03 PM (94E39)
I read it as Friday Moroning News Dump.
Posted by: Heralder at February 15, 2013 08:04 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:04 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 15, 2013 08:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: L, elle at February 15, 2013 08:05 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: ette at February 15, 2013 08:06 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 15, 2013 08:12 AM (F3G1y)
Please oh God, give me all of it.
Nope, a promise is a promise.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 15, 2013 08:19 AM (wR+pz)
@580
Great book!! Betcha Hollywood f*cks up the movie though..... Leo is starring as Putin of course..... Meh.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 15, 2013 08:21 AM (4DD4V)
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Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 05:25 AM (GQ8sn)