1 While we're on the topic of '70s song lyrics, let us contemplate Blue Jeans On by David Dundas. It's about putting on blue jeans and it has a great video too. http://tinyurl.com/dx9onwa

2

"College Logo Promotes Rape or Something"

 

Don't you forget it, bub.  If you mock this article, then you're just as bad as Todd Akin!

3

Heh. Anybody seen a pic of Boner's soon to be Son in Law? Jebus.

http://tinyurl.com/cfh3yfg

4 Any other VA/DV morons get stuck on 395? That's what, three accidents this week? Have I mentioned I hate this city? At least it's Friday.

5 That logo is totally stealing my bacon with its eyes.

6

A  thought experiment:  what  if   Saudi  intelligence   had given  up  the  actual  9/11  hijackers  to  GWB  and  9/11  happened  anyway?

 

7 correction: DV = DC. Ugh, need coffee.

8 Did they have the Internet Tax vote in the Senate last night?

9 Kiss my ass! Cowboys fans are just fine, it's our GM that's a fucking retard.

10 Why is someone not winning a prize on a game show a news item?

11 - "Mother Of Boston Bombers Also On Terror Watch List" Shh, that doesn't fit the narrative. - "California High Speed Rail Estimates Are Astounding" Hell, that's nothing. Wait until the final, actual costs get tallied. - "Another Anti-Voucher Democrat With Kids In Private School" Obviously. Goes without saying. Leftism for thee, but not for me. Liberal Democrats are not dumb enough to send their own kids to crappy liberal Democrat public schools. Again, leftism is a mental disorder, not a political ideology. The Dems are crazy; but not entirely stupid.

12 What is  accomplished by putting someone's name on a watch list?

The FBI is notorious for collecting scraps of innuendo, gossip, and unsubstantiated claims collating that information into a report, filing the report in a folder, storing the folder in a file box, and putting the file box on a shelf in a warehouse somewhere.

It's not yet even certain that all of this is done digitally in today's digital data age.

It's nothing more than a big fat file to be used in court *after* something happens.

13 Well, I'm glad to see from those links that my decision to hate everyone (with certain exceptions) is well founded. Oh great and mighty Cthulhu, I come before you in great fear and insanity and most humbly beseech Thee to smite us all. If you could fit that in before my 11:00 meeting with the people who absolutely refuse to do what the Boss suggests and then get mad at him when the negative results he told them would happen if they didn't do what he suggested actually happen? That would be awesome. Insanely and whatnot, alex

14 see, if you don't read the links being first is quite easy. just sayin'

15

Who in their right mind would buy a baby on facebook?

 

You can't return anything, there's no guarantees, it could be anybody FFS

16 Trend of not letting kids be kids... trend setters: adults who have yet to quit being kids always all about me-me-me-me-me

17 WTH was the tax on that baby anyway?

18
Re: California High-speed rail

It was recently uncovered that the bidding process was quietly changed to rig the deal in favor of the notoriously low-balling Tutor Perini Co.

The original process shortlisted the three best technical proposals, which would then re-compete on price.  Somewhere in the shadows, the process was changed to cost first, which favored Tutor's pretend numbers.

http://tinyurl.com/c7h3yfo

19 Currently, its Mika. up to half his

20 The Price is Right looks like it hasn't changed in 30 years.

21 Did they have the Internet Tax vote in the Senate last night?

Posted by: toby928 at April 26, 2013 09:17 AM (evdj2)

It made it out of committee but was postponed on the floor until after the break.

22 I DID NOT spend a hot, steamy weekend in the Bahamas with Barney Frank.

23 America cedes West and Southwest to Mexico.  Flood of illegal immigrants continues unabated.  News at 11. 

24 23 I did not have sex with that man

25 here you go alexthechick, this is for you

http://tinyurl.com/cjp79mh

26

Obama to Genius as Chris Matthews to Rational

27 Well, I'm glad to see from those links that my decision to hate everyone (with certain exceptions) is well founded. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:21 AM (VtjlW)

I see that today will be a day for a Spicy Hate Chicken Sandwich with a side of Hate Waffles and a Hand-Spun Hate Shake.

28

If the authorities were intelligent, then if Speedbump and Flashbang's crazy jihadi mother    DOES    fly over here,   there'll be a retinue of black and whites to pick her up    at   the airport for her outstanding warrant related to the shoplifting charge, and then a small fleet of FBI and CIA personnel to grill her about her jihadi   ties.

But the authorities are NOT intelligent, which leads me to believe they are all clones of Rex Ryan.

29 18 WTH was the tax on that baby anyway? Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 26, 2013 09:24 AM (3ZtZW) What's the return policy? Any warranty?

30 Yeah, this is why I'm terrified to have kids in this era.


Reading that article about that bullshit "sex ed" class for five-year-olds, I can honestly say that if that happened to my kid, the educator in question would no longer be a problem for the world at large.


Seriously.  At what point do people storm the schools and flay these deviants within an inch of their life?

31 @19
So the California High Speed Train To No Where, besides being a stupid idea, is also corrupt? Who could have guessed that?

I keep asking the question at what point will a majority of voters understand what it is they voted for, and I keep concluding there is no point at which a majority of voters realize their mistake. There is no point to far. All you get is a shrug and a change of subject.

32 What's the return policy? Any warranty? If you purchase with American Express, they'll make them send you a good baby.

33 America cedes West and Southwest to Mexico. "America cedes" Global corporatists cede, i.e., Congress. Not US citizen taxpaying voters.

34

>>>>America cedes West and Southwest to Mexico. Flood of illegal immigrants continues unabated. News at 11.

 

I don't understand. We give them food, make some room for them, leave them to manage their own affairs, never insist on making them speak our language or anything like that. But still they want more!

35

#34  "US citizen taxpaying voters watch as Congress cedes West and Southwest to Mexico." 

36 If anyone in any school system my 5 year old attended tried to teach them how to achieve orgasm and about warm and tingly private parts, I'd physically beat the shit out of them.  Jail or no, I'd go nuclear.  This sexualization of children is out of effing control.  Like yesterday's story about the school that had young, teen girls ask each other for a kiss in front of the class.  W.T.F. is that supposed to teach anyone about bullying?!  It does no such thing.  I'm thinking it's way past time for most parents to go beat the ever loving shit out of all these school administrators, bureaucrats and teachers for polluting our kids' minds with perverted schlock like this.  There...I said it.

/Levin

37 Oh great and mighty Cthulhu, I come before you in great fear and insanity and most humbly beseech Thee to smite us all. If you could fit that in before my 11:00 meeting with the people who absolutely refuse to do what the Boss suggests and then get mad at him when the negative results he told them would happen if they didn't do what he suggested actually happen? That would be awesome.

Insanely and whatnot, alex

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:21 AM (VtjlW)

Did you just blaspeme against SMOD by appealing to another?????

38 Oh great and mighty Cthulhu, I come before you in great fear and insanity and most humbly beseech Thee to smite us all. If you could fit that in before my 11:00 meeting with the people who absolutely refuse to do what the Boss suggests and then get mad at him when the negative results he told them would happen if they didn't do what he suggested actually happen? That would be awesome.

Insanely and whatnot, alex

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:21 AM (VtjlW)

 

And if you could do it before    Monday,    awful and dreaded     Cthulu, that'd be great.

 

Yours in infernal chaos,

MWR

 

With that, I must head back to the workaday slog.   You know who hates writing policy statements?      *points thumbs at self*    This girl!

39

#35  Lacrosse anyone? 

40 I see that today will be a day for a Spicy Hate Chicken Sandwich with a side of Hate Waffles and a Hand-Spun Hate Shake. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 26, 2013 09:28 AM (sbV1u) This is my lunch plan, but I'm going for the original sandwich with extra pickles. Nom!

41 Don't hyperventilate people. The dots were connected. Can I get another crayon?

42

#35  Iroquois Chief:  Well, at least were not "paying" for them to be here.  So to speak. 

43 The quicker The Burning happens, the quicker I can create an anarcho-capitalist paradise. By which I mean a compound with 30 wives and lots of guns.

44 I keep asking the question at what point will a majority of voters understand what it is they voted for, and I keep concluding there is no point at which a majority of voters realize their mistake. There is no point to far. All you get is a shrug and a change of subject. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 26, 2013 09:30 AM (qbCtF) We have people in the electorate who were never meant to be in the electorate. The Electorate had (since the founding) been limited to those people who PAY taxes, thereby creating some means of controlling excess. The last three words of the 24th amendment disrupted the only means of controlling expenses by allowing people who do not pay for government to vote for more generous government.

45 By which I mean a compound with 30 wives and lots of guns.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 09:36 AM (52n2x)

That just sounds like a way to get really dead, really fast.

46 There is only one answer:  Belize

47 44 The quicker The Burning happens, the quicker I can create an anarcho-capitalist paradise.

By which I mean a compound with 30 wives and lots of guns.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 09:36 AM (52n2x)

That sounds like a recipe for disaster in my humble opinion. 

Thirty wives o.O all of whom will inevitably have access to the many and varied firearms about the compound.

48 I'm 1/32 Mexican. My great-aunt by marriage was denied food stamps for 87 years.

49
That just sounds like a way to get really dead, really fast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:37 AM (da5Wo) /

Ahhh, good, it isn't just me. XD

50

51 Anybody seen JeffB lately? The guy said I was nutsy kooky crazy because I suggested that in the future, participation in sex acts by children would become mandatory. In the last two days, we've gotten TWO reports of exactly this situation. Care to walk it back now JeffB?

52 Linked without comment

http://tinyurl.com/cthjfjw

It's perfectly safe....honest.

Trust me.

53 Seeing the new UConn logo is just like being raped!

54

#  Iroquois Chief:  Hey, why do we let them do this?  It's not like we can't defend ourselves or anything.  Let's fight the evil white invading bastards and see how it plays out. 

55 From the WP story: "Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper Jr. said during an appearance at a conference in Washington on Thursday that he has seen no evidence that U.S. agencies failed." The system worked! Doesn't that make you feel better?

56 Fellas I'm going out with a bang, literally. I'm taking bets on which one guns for me first.

57

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 09:39 AM (bb5+k)

Actually, sir, go read comment #52 at "NY State Middle School Forces Girls to Ask Each Other for a Kiss as Part of Anti-Gay-Bullying "Workshop" thread partway down the front page.  I was wondering who he was addressing that to. >_>  It might have been you.

58 55 # Iroquois Chief: Hey, why do we let them do this? It's not like we can't defend ourselves or anything. Let's fight the evil white invading bastards and see how it plays out. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 26, 2013 09:40 AM (wbmaj) Nah let's keep fighting eachother over stupid tribal warfare.

59
I'm taking bets on which one guns for me first.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 09:40 AM (52n2x)

That's easy. The redhead.

60 Why is the FRC not suing the shit out of SLPC?

61 Anybody seen JeffB lately? The guy said I was nutsy kooky crazy because I suggested that in the future, participation in sex acts by children would become mandatory. In the last two days, we've gotten TWO reports of exactly this situation. Care to walk it back now JeffB? --------------------- He did. Go check yesterday's thread about the kids forced to do the lesbian roleplay.

62 Trust me. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2013 09:39 AM (ZQNhv) Goats as lawn-mowers is a great idea. We have African neighbors who would take advantage of this.

63 "52 My god. That crazy gay-hating weirdo I was fighting with in the comment section a month ago might actually have been right. Posted by: Jeff B. at April 25, 2013 04:19 PM (/Rmj0)" Bwahahahaha

64 From the WP story: "Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper Jr. said during an appearance at a conference in Washington on Thursday that he has seen no evidence that U.S. agencies failed." The system worked! Doesn't that make you feel better? Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 26, 2013 09:40 AM (SzAZ7) It does not bother me he thinks that, since we know he is an blithering idiot. What bothers me is that this idiot is actually in charge of anything.

65 The Electorate had (since the founding) been limited to those people who PAY taxes, thereby creating some means of controlling excess.


The requirement that people pay taxes to vote went away long before the colonies became States.

66 lesbian roleplay.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 09:42 AM (qnTVs)

I never thought this phrase would be ugly and wrong.

Fuck you libs, fuck you.

67 https://lh5.googleusercontent.com /-WVMORacKMOs/UXp8IuQuMlI/AAAAAAAApHg/6imTYPjPb-M/w634-h389/. facebook_347320778.jpg Assault Pressure Cooker. Remove the two spaces.

68 Soldiers to get 21% pay raise Active duty soldiers to get salary bump as of January 2014 See we actually do value our brave Soldiers...oh that's in Israel. Never mind.

69 Since the Horde is a known font of arcane and yet useful knowledge, I would like to ask if anyone knows how to reset a Facktastik IShouldGiveafFack meter?  It is the top of the line Obsidian Revenge with cubic zirconium accents model.  The stupid thing has be stuck on level "No! I Do I Not Give a Flying Fack!" for several months now.  Before that it was stuck on level "Hell, no, I wouldn't give the GOP a raw rat's rump if the were starving!" since November, 2010.

70 Did you just blaspeme against SMOD by appealing to another????? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:33 AM (da5Wo) Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Great and mighty Cthulhu, insanity be until him, may use SMOD as the means of destruction, should Cthulhu so choose. Also, thank you, chemjeff. That made me smile.

71 Actually, sir, go read comment #52 at "NY State Middle School Forces Girls to Ask Each Other for a Kiss as Part of Anti-Gay-Bullying "Workshop" thread partway down the front page. I was wondering who he was addressing that to. >_> It might have been you. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 26, 2013 09:41 AM (KBKz/) Thank you. I will go check that out. He and a couple of other people were quite hateful towards me regarding my prediction. Didn't even want to look at my evidence, just said I was nutsy-kooky-crazy-lunatic. This seems to be a rather common occurrence in my life, but reality always seems to vindicate my perception.

72 Heh, the 90% had a big anti-NRA rally in Washington and about 20 people showed up. Not quite the million-dupe march they had planned.

73 will go check that out. He and a couple of other people were quite hateful towards me regarding my prediction.

It was a backhanded apology.

74

@ 52 - "Anybody seen JeffB lately? The guy said I was nutsy kooky crazy because I suggested that in the future, participation in sex acts by children would become mandatory."

 

 

Hey, I remember that thread.  I remember thinking that for all his reputation, Jeff B. didn't have a clue about the way things were going.

 

Guess he does now, if he's paying attention.

75 And here I was, trapped in the Headline thread...

Just be a gentleman. Be nice to MWR, no side cracks,
no pestiness, have an occasional sincere compliment, and buy her a
drink at NoVAMoMee.

.....and then maybe she won't kill you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 26, 2013 09:19 AM (sbV1u)


Don't misunderstand, I'm a perfect gentleman. Especially in public. I place a high value on propriety and good form. That's my mom's fault. She's a saint.

I also treat women well. I'm big on the mutual respect thing. That's my dad's fault. He's a saint.

I'm a proud, sarcastic alpha male though. That's my fault, and I am not a saint.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 26, 2013 09:28 AM (fwARV)

76 Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Great and mighty Cthulhu, insanity be until him, may use SMOD as the means of destruction, should Cthulhu so choose.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:45 AM (VtjlW)

*gasps*

SMOD is used by no mere being. SMOD is answerable only to the great and mighty force that is....MATH.

77 He did. Go check yesterday's thread about the kids forced to do the lesbian roleplay. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 09:42 AM (qnTVs) Thanks, I will check it out. I LOVE the smell of VINDICATION in the morning!

78 71 AlexTheChick/

Lovecraft/SMOD '16...more certainty

79 For some reason, after reading this, the phrase "Saint Treyvon wannaby's" popped into my mind.

http://tinyurl.com/d23qbyn

80 Heh, the 90% had a big anti-NRA rally in Washington and about 20 people showed up. Not quite the million-dupe march they had planned. Posted by: Up with people! at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (FmFB3) hey give them a break. More people would have been there if they all were not on those long lines to by guns and ammunition.

81 78 Diogenes Lamp,

I don't...

82 I posted his comment. Go ahead and search in here.

83 Apparently There Is A Growing Trend Of Not Letting Kids Be Kids ---- I'm with Gingrich on the "failed experiment of adolescence". If by twelve it appears that you are destined to dig ditches, go dig them and quit wasting my money.

84 I'm going to open a technical school to bring the lesbian roleplay curriculum to college level women. Probably start with a virtual campus. Our motto will be something like "Get on top lickity split!" but classed up in Latin. Who wants to invest?

85 "My country, may she ever be right, but right or wrong, my HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BOAT?"

86 Screw you guys, Imma open a casino and sell 'em smokes

87 That crazy gay-hating weirdo I was fighting with in the comment section a month ago might actually have been right. Posted by: Jeff B. at April 25, 2013 04:19 PM (/Rmj0)" Bwahahahaha Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 09:43 AM (52n2x) Geeze, he still gets it wrong. I don't "hate" gays, I simply regard them in general, as people who have a psychological problem. In my mind, they are little different from people who think they are Napoleon.

88 That just sounds like a way to get really dead, really fast.

You keep one gun in your hand, one in a pickle jar (transparent anti-wife force field) (so it's like a $100 bill glued to a sidewalk), and the other 28 in a box labeled "Frank Zappa albums."

89 86 CMDR SD,

it keeps sheddding weapons overboard....fuck Able Seaman Vic did you put lard on the deck lad?

//1828

Heh love ya vic

90 85 I'm going to open a technical school to bring the lesbian roleplay curriculum to college level women. Probably start with a virtual campus. Our motto will be something like "Get on top lickity split!" but classed up in Latin. Who wants to invest? Forced lesbianism in schools isn't funny. The scary thing is in ten years or so it could be par for the course.

91 Lupica: FBI's failure to alert NYC that Marathon bomb suspects eyed Times Square is indefensible ???? Has anyone told this dumb as dog shit short shit that the suspects were either already dead or in custody? What an idiot.

92 (I've assumed a 1/1 gun/wife ratio for some reason. Hm.)

93 I'm going to open a technical school to bring the lesbian roleplay curriculum to college level women. Probably start with a virtual campus. Our motto will be something like "Get on top lickity split!" but classed up in Latin.

Who wants to invest?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 26, 2013 09:48 AM (SzAZ7)

Janet Napolitano: How much ya need?

94 I'm taking bets on which one guns for me first. Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 09:40 AM (52n2x) That's easy. The redhead. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:41 AM (da5Wo) Once again, don't be ridiculous. A ginger wouldn't be so merciful as to use a gun.

95 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcaigaCZyw Adolescence as a failed cultural model

96 I don't think I would even classify it as a backhanded apology.  >_> Say rather that it was the bitter realization of a man who realizes that he's been had by the world, and is beginning to wrestle with that realization.



Jeremiah 17:9, The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it? , and give an inch, take a mile.  If one frames their worldview with these two pieces of wisdom in mind, they will never fail to understand the logical outcome of any misdeed, no matter how tiny. 


This is all going straight to hell.

97 The requirement that people pay taxes to vote went away long before the colonies became States. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 09:44 AM (53z96) That is not my recollection. Given that I recognize you as generally knowing what you are talking about, I will have to believe you have a basis for this statement. I'll have to research it more I suppose. Even so, it is apparent to anyone with knowledge of Engineering and control systems that a negative feedback loop is absolutely essential for stability. The last three words of the 24th amendment are a serious impediment to making the system stable.

98

The headline is wrong. Joe Scarborough does not change his opinion on who is paying him. He changes his mind dependent upon who is blowing him. Currently, its Mika.

 

He must not be circumcised, then.

99 It was a backhanded apology. Posted by: GMan at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (sxq57) Hard to expect anything else from a Lawyer who's been contradicted by a gang of ruthless facts.

100 * Confirmed: Cowboy And Jets Fans Are Not The Brightest Bunch --- Jets fans are memorable for their annual meltdowns at the draft. ESPN has a great video history of this, with the highlight being the audible "NOOOOO!" when the player drafted was revealed to be a fullback. * Remember The Left's Cries About the August 6, 2011 Presidential Daily Briefing? --- The pretzel-logic of libs on this one should be fun. "There's a terror plot out there possibly involving airplanes" = "Booooosh knew!" "This one specific guy living in Boston needs to be looked at closely." = "Too vague for action. * The 90% Rallies Against Guns --- Reminds me of a scene in comic book Transmetropolitan outside the opposition party's national convention. The camera focuses on three particular ladies in the crowd for an interview and then the scene pulls back to reveal that they are just about the only people in the area. * Whoever Wrote This Headline Clearly Didn't Read The Article --- That implies it was an accident. The headline writers likely did it intentionally because people don't read the fucking articles. * Florida Atlantic University Is The Worst College In The World --- Fuck Dustin Hoffman, you have to be REALLY method to be in a production that takes off your legs permanently.

101 Can we all go back to discussing the parents allowing their infants to go free range commando, and shitting in the kitchen sink again?

That thread had some serious potential.

102 I'm thinking maybe we should be taxing internet bulletin boards like this.

103
Once again, don't be ridiculous. A ginger wouldn't be so merciful as to use a gun.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:51 AM (VtjlW)

Truly, the wild redhead is the most terrifying force in nature.  o.o  They should do a documentary about that on the Discovery channel or something.

104 SMOD is used by no mere being. SMOD is answerable only to the great and mighty force that is....MATH. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:48 AM (da5Wo) Did you just suggest that MATH is more powerful than Cthulhu? *inches away from you*

105 Forced lesbianism in schools isn't funny. The scary thing is in ten years or so it could be par for the course. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 26, 2013 09:51 AM (PVNda) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lighten up Francis.

106 Jeez.  This place looks like Detroit:

http://tinyurl.com/bns25jn

Chernobyl 27 years later.

107 Once again, don't be ridiculous. A ginger wouldn't be so merciful as to use a gun.

Not that we spend a lot of time thinking about these things or anything.

108 102 Can we all go back to discussing the parents allowing their infants to go free range commando, and shitting in the kitchen sink again?

That thread had some serious potential.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2013 09:54 AM (ZQNhv)

...wait, what?

109 Did you just blaspeme against SMOD by appealing to another????? Religious civil war in Alextopia. O yea, these must be the end times... /slides big-box-o-brownies over towards AtC Yer gonna need these, m'dear.

110 Hey, I remember that thread. I remember thinking that for all his reputation, Jeff B. didn't have a clue about the way things were going. Guess he does now, if he's paying attention. Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (YYJjz) It's water under the bridge as far as i'm concerned, with one admonition. It's a good idea to look at evidence when it is offered.

111 Brokaw: Journalists should be ashamed of White House Correspondents Dinner... Why should they be ashamed,you ask? Because Lindsay Lohan got more attention than he did. h/t Drudge.

112 Jeez. This place looks like Detroit:

http://tinyurl.com/bns25jn

Chernobyl 27 years later.

Posted by: CUS at April 26, 2013 09:56 AM (84pE9)

 

Honestly, I'm not sure which looks worse. 

113 Once again, don't be ridiculous. A ginger wouldn't be so merciful as to use a gun.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:51 AM (VtjlW)

I didn't say she killed him with the gun. A ginger would wing him, incapacitate him with a gun, then flay him slowly.

Did you just suggest that MATH is more powerful than Cthulhu?

*inches away from you*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 09:56 AM (VtjlW)

Lemme put it this way, can Cthulhu suspend MATH? No? There ya go.

114

Anybody seen JeffB lately? The guy said I was nutsy kooky crazy because I suggested that in the future, participation in sex acts by children would become mandatory.



In the last two days, we've gotten TWO reports of exactly this situation.



Care to walk it back now JeffB?

 

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 09:39 AM (bb5+k)

 

Can't speak for JeffB, but I know Marco Rubio would tell you SoCon puritans to shut the hell up.

115 Lemme put it this way, can Cthulhu suspend MATH? No? There ya go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo)

 

The insanity that ensues will render math useless to you, however.

116 I know Marco Rubio would tell you SoCon puritans to shut the hell up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)

You know what Rubio can do?

.....altogether now Horde......

117 Jeez. This place looks like Detroit:http://tinyurl.com/bns25jnChernobyl 27 years later. Posted by: CUS at April 26, 2013 09:56 AM (84pE9) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Detroit has more wild dogs.

118 78 Diogenes Lamp, I don't... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 09:48 AM (LRFds) Back in the 1980s, I had a friend to whom I made a lot of predictions about what was going to happen in the future. He said I was completely nuts at the time. About six years ago he called me up and said I was absolutely correct on everything I had told him. In this case, I hated being right, but I could draw no other conclusion from the available data at the time.

119 so good looking, he's been banned from saudi arabia.....he'd drive the women crazy....... http://tinyurl.com/d5ysz68

120 Lemme put it this way, can Cthulhu suspend MATH? Good person, it's not that he suspends math. It's that his non-Euclidean majesty shows your math to be hopelessly wrong...

121 As hard as it is to believe there actually is a nice part of Detroit. And some of the suburbs are amazing too, Grosse Pointe area in particular.

122 /slides big-box-o-brownies over towards AtC Yer gonna need these, m'dear. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 26, 2013 09:57 AM (fMiHM) *shovels them all into brownie hole* Thanks. There is a better than even chance that I may *koff* develop a cold at lunch time *koff*. Just got done with a call with a client wherein he was told, again, that he cannot get the relief he wants because actual serious reasons but that we can get him that other thing that ends up in the same result. Once again, he made the understanding noises and said he got it and then the second the explanation was over, he started up with "but can't we just" and wanted the same thing he's been told for months and months that he cannot have and we cannot get. headdesk forever How does one get into that ditch digging profession again?

123 Forced lesbianism in schools isn't funny. The scary thing is in ten years or so it could be par for the course. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 26, 2013 09:51 AM (PVNda) A powerful force within the "gay" community is the solicitation of approval. (What "gay" marriage is actually about.) One way to achieve this is to engender participation. It's really not all that hard to understand.

124

Can we all go back to discussing the parents allowing their infants to go free range commando, and shitting in the kitchen sink again?

That thread had some serious potential.

 

At Joe Biden's house, that's called "Tuesday."

125 A ginger wouldn't be so merciful as to use a gun.

I had one try to f*ck me to death once. Does that count?
It was a close-run thing. I was up for it. To my credit, she was breathing hard for a minute there.

126 At Joe Biden's house, that's called "Tuesday."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 10:03 AM (zF6Iw)

 

Except that he's the one shitting in the sink.

127 Care to walk it back now JeffB? --------------------- He did. Go check yesterday's thread about the kids forced to do the lesbian roleplay. Posted by: Empire of Jeff When the barbarians are at the gate, Jeff circles the wagon. I question the timing.

128 can Cthulhu suspend MATH? No? There ya go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo)

The insanity that ensues will render math useless to you, however.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2013 10:00 AM (DrWcr)

math is still useful.

1 Cthulhu+ 1 BCochran= oh shit.

129

How does one get into that ditch digging profession again?

 

With this economy?  You may find out sooner than You think, Your Imperial Malevolence. . .

130 If fundie muslims can't smoke, how come they are always smoking hookahs? And in public?

131 This seems to be a rather common occurrence in my life, but reality always seems to vindicate my perception.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 09:46 AM (bb5+k)

 

As bad as it is or was,  asking a kid to ask another kid if it would be alright to kiss them is not exactly 'having kids perform sex acts' .   You haven't been vindicated on anything. 

 

 

132

Greetings, fearers of Math.

 

 

What fresh new hell awaits  us this fine day?  Is it to  be any different than  all the  other days that have preceded   it  in screwedness?

 

SNAFU.

133 Lemme put it this way, can Cthulhu suspend MATH? No? There ya go. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo) Which dimension are we discussing? Someone go poke CAC and ask.

134 Idk about Detroit, but I remember hearing last year that Bikini Atoll has made a really nice comeback. We only nuked the unholy fuck out of that area a couple times and all.

135

I had one try to f*ck me to death once. Does that count?

 

You know the rules.  Pics, or it didn't happen.

136 He did. Go check yesterday's thread about the kids forced to do the lesbian roleplay.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff

in 'fairness'  that would have been absolutely unbelievable to me 10 years ago.

it's a new low for those that claim they care about academic sucess, they forget  what the kids actually attend school for. how about they use that time to actually teach  academics?

how high is americas graduation rate?

137 I will have to believe you have a basis for this statement.


The requirement to pay taxes went away in the colonies.  However the requirement to own property did not go away in all States until in the mid-1800s with the so-called Jacksonian Democracy. So I guess since all States had some type of property tax there was still and indirect requirement there.



And yes, I have half a dozen history books on my shelf here and have devoured many more from the library.


Personally I would like us to go back to that.  Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males.  If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now.

138 A powerful force within the "gay" community is the solicitation of approval. (What "gay" marriage is actually about.) One way to achieve this is to engender participation.


It's really not all that hard to understand.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:03 AM (bb5+k)





Speaking of that Yahoo had a front page story about a 4th grader who wrote an essay for class the subject was everyone should accept gay marriage. The kid's spelling and grammar were atrocious in fact the teacher admitted that most kids in the class couldn't even write as well as this one. But I guess writing and spelling aren't as important as political indoctrination.

139 Heroin is making its way into the Chicago suburbs...when I was growing up there, people were already asshole enough without the need to intensify.

140 Can't speak for JeffB, but I know Marco Rubio would tell you SoCon puritans to shut the hell up. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 09:59 AM (zF6Iw) I am not understanding your reference, but I will say in defense of SoCons that their principles are not engendered by subjective preference, but by a recognition that the laws of nature can only be suspended temporarily, and will eventually over time reassert themselves, violently sometimes. Adam Smith and Edmund Burke were not only contemporaries, but close personal friends. Their intellectual philosophies doevetail perfectly because they are built from the same framework; an understanding of human nature.

141 Heroin is making its way into the Chicago suburbs...when I was growing up there, people were already asshole enough without the need to intensify.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (Ec6wH)

 

I thought cocaine was supposed to have that effect...

142 anyway can we hold off on monsters until i find the set of candlesticks  that are heavy enough to use as protection. (yeah really that's my personal protection) wish me luck in the future.

143

So the Director of No Intelligence James Crapper hasn't seen any evidence of U.S. agencies failing, and "the dots were connected" about the Boston Bombing.

 

Holy crap, what would he think is a failure.

144 AtC,


I believe I can get you a position as....a household manager.....however, the uniform may be, how shall I say it, "unconventional."

145 Note that does not include the so-called poll tax which wasn't really a tax.

146 alex...tea.

147 anyway can we hold off on monsters until i find the set of candlesticks that are heavy enough to use as protection. (yeah really that's my personal protection) wish me luck in the future.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2013 10:10 AM (nqBYe)

 

When Cthulhu shows up, candlesticks aren't going to help you.  Sorry.

148

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:10 AM (bb5+k)

 

It was a joke.  The RINOs and go-alongs are convinced that SoCons have too much of a stranglehold on the GOP and that's why they lose elections.  Sheer idiocy, IMO.

149 So the Director of No Intelligence James Crapper hasn't seen any evidence of U.S. agencies failing, and "the dots were connected" about the Boston Bombing. Holy crap, what would he think is a failure. Posted by: ExSnipe at April 26, 2013 10:10 AM (PBm/l) If his paycheck bounced

150 When Cthulhu shows up, candlesticks aren't going to help you. Sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2013 10:11 AM (DrWcr)

well sure, but they can be lit for me after i'm gone!

see they are useful!

151 Holy crap, what would he think is a failure. Posted by: ExSnipe at April 26, 2013 10:10 AM (PBm/l) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Budget cuts.

152 143 anyway can we hold off on monsters until i find the set of candlesticks that are heavy enough to use as protection. (yeah really that's my personal protection) wish me luck in the future. Nothing wrong with a good candlestick as a weapon.

153

Just had to repost this because this JQP guy slices like an fucking hammer:  [paragraph breaks added to enhance readability]

---------------------------------------------------

 

My side recognizes reality. Your side stomps their feet because the world doesn't work they way they want.

 

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 26, 2013 09:07 AM (XBUdh)

-------------------------------------
Now THAT is a heaping pile of bullshit. Most of us are old enough to remember when healthcare worked just fine. Cheap, affordable catastrophic insurance. Cash for the rest of our services. It existed, it was cheap for EVERYONE, and THAT was the reality. So no, we DON'T fucking HAVE to accept that oh - 'well, reality is politicians, bureaucrats, 3rd party administrators and lawyers have gotten their dirty fucking hands all over it and now we're just stuck and have to live with it.'

 

Fuck that noise. We could fix this shit in about a weekend, and unfortunately, there seem to be a whole fucking class of people determined to push the rest of the world to just that kind of desperate place. Not because all the people who don't want that mess are heartless and evil, but because the greedy motherfuckers that DO won't get their dirty fucking hands out of a pie they don't belong in, and have nothing to do with. That's a huge stinking pile of failed bullshit Gabe, and a giant illustration of why the country is in the mess its in.

 

The good news? Motherfuckers are going to reap the fucking whirlwind - it's as certain as math. And whether anyone likes it or not, we'll soon be back to every man having to take care of his own shit - because there won't be ANY safety net, for anybody. Anyone who's incapable of doing so? Enjoy the instant karma. Bon appetite.

 

Worlds going to fuckall. I'm not giving the consciences of thieves one more fucking inch.

 

 

Posted by: JQP at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (GVL0g)

154 I'm neutral on the Minnesota Vikings, the Patriots almost never play them, but if I was a Vikings fan I'd be psyched. They made a lot of hay last night.

155
As bad as it is or was, asking a kid to ask another kid if it would be alright to kiss them is not exactly 'having kids perform sex acts' . You haven't been vindicated on anything.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:06 AM (m2CN7)

*buries face in hands*

We, as a nation, are seriously going to take this shit to the hilt before we understand what's going on, aren't we? 

Why is foresight such an impossibility?!  Why can we not perceive that incrementalism isn't just for fiscal policy?! 

What the great bloody hell is it going to take for people to realize they've been had?!

156 As bad as it is or was, asking a kid to ask another kid if it would be alright to kiss them is not exactly 'having kids perform sex acts' . You haven't been vindicated on anything. Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:06 AM (m2CN7) I also get told that a lot by sore losers. And you are ignoring the OTHER story? Are you also ignoring that bit of evidence I posted a month ago? This stuff has already happened. Wake up and smell the ongoing liberal social engineering.

157

America cedes West and Southwest to Mexico. 

 

 

The USBP has definitely ceded SE AZ to Mexico. They have vanished from the mountaintop positions they have held for years. Equipment and agents gone. Not even a candy wrapper to mark their passing.

158 Thank you, willow. I believe I can get you a position as....a household manager.....however, the uniform may be, how shall I say it, "unconventional." Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:11 AM (da5Wo) *ponders* Go on.

159 Ukrainian Rutgers student arrested taking two IEDs into New York just a week before Boston Marathon bombing Is this old? First I've heard of this story, I wonder why it wasn't on the news.... http://tinyurl.com/c9beu2y

160 Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (53z96)

You know, Vic, I would be willing to go back to that.  I really would give up my vote if it would get it out of the hands of the masses of ignorant people in the FSA who have no skin in the game.

161 #96

Companion piece to that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKUZ42T9diU

162 Listening to Norquist on immigration reform on the radio. He is one lying steaming pile of shit.

GOP. RIP.

163

But I guess writing and spelling aren't as important as political indoctrination.

 

This!  What did the school's curriculum omit   in order to brainwash 4th graders?

164 157 As bad as it is or was, asking a kid to ask another kid if it would be alright to kiss them is not exactly 'having kids perform sex acts' . You haven't been vindicated on anything. Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:06 AM (m2CN7) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll take "Acts of grooming" for $1,000 Alex.

165 Wouldn't do any good.  Even half of our own side doesn't understand the situation we are in.



Beck had the right of it with the frog and the water brought to a slow boil.  Sad truth is, though, that we seem to lack the capacity to look down the road.


That's really damned frustrating, considering how much our side talks about the future that is to come.

166 119 Diogenes Lamp,

I went through the same with a kid who worked for me(kid is ~4 years younger than me BTW) when I was sven of the pizza gods....

ran in to him at a gun show.....he said "man you were dead on about AGW and a few other things"

by way of gloating I gave him ~ 800 bucks worth of reloading supplies I can't use at Ft Jackson....

"we're all in this together"

167 Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males.

Because there's never been white males who've wanted to implement or benefit from socialism, fascism, communism, totalitarianism, etc.  Ever.

168 The requirement to pay taxes went away in the colonies. However the requirement to own property did not go away in all States until in the mid-1800s with the so-called Jacksonian Democracy. So I guess since all States had some type of property tax there was still and indirect requirement there. Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (53z96) The requirement to own property was my main argument in this regard. The ownership of property is tantamount to a requirement to pay taxes. Who can own property without paying taxes? It is an axiomatic condition of property ownership. As for the rest of your comment, I have no objection to voting by women or people of other ethnicities, so long as the base requirement is that you have to be a net CONTRIBUTOR to the government for which officials you are voting.

169 Speaking of that Yahoo had a front page story about a 4th grader who wrote an essay for class the subject was everyone should accept gay marriage.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (1Jaio)

Yeah, the little kid's argument was for everyone to just "get over it".  He was probably parroting something his parents have been spouting.  No fourth grader knows enough about history or what marriage is about to be able comment from a position of strength.

170

 Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not
only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to
white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama
would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we
have now.

 

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (53z96)

 

---------------------------------

 

Seriously?

171 http://tinyurl.com/c9beu2y

Posted by: spypeach at April 26, 2013 10:15 AM (6xG9/)

Because it was an anomaly.  

not like there was a plan to  upset the applecart  by any group action.

look a whole week went by before anything happened!

oh NY  i'm sure dofar  intention to party in NY, after partying in Boston   meant nothing!

172 I really would give up my vote if it would get it out of the hands of the masses of ignorant people in the FSA who have no skin in the game.

 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:15 AM (kXoT0)

THIS x 1000.

173 's

174

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:15 AM (kXoT0)

___

I'm not willing to give up my vote.

 

Limit voting privilege to those who have skin in the game...AKA  income/and/or property tax payers.

175 Hey, I got drafted in the first round! Never heard of the "Roanoke Retards" but I can't wait to tell my girlfriend...

176 I really would give up my vote if it would get it out of the hands of the masses of ignorant people in the FSA who have no skin in the game.

I understand that ignorance and greed are not gender- or melanin-based.

177 Drudge is at it with his pictures today.  Above the WalMart male prostitute headline is a picture of a WalMart pricing sign reading "2 for $6"

178 Country music legend, George Jones dies at 81.....Fox.

179 Speaking of that Yahoo had a front page story about a 4th grader who wrote an essay for class the subject was everyone should accept gay marriage. The kid's spelling and grammar were atrocious in fact the teacher admitted that most kids in the class couldn't even write as well as this one. But I guess writing and spelling aren't as important as political indoctrination. Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (1Jaio) And in that, you are correct. Are education system has slowly evolved into an effort to change the nature of society, rather than a system to prepare children for life. It needs to be yanked out of government hands.

180 154 Eoj,

Yup...

which was my point probably better served without the headbutting....

anyway my motto is 'save as many as you can'

181 The requirement to own property was my main argument in this regard. The ownership of property is tantamount to a requirement to pay taxes. Who can own property without paying taxes? It is an axiomatic condition of property ownership.  Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:20 AM (bb5+k)

I can.  I own a very nice home in Tulsa on which I pay no personal property taxes.  Of course, all that had to happen to get that was that my late husband be 100% permanently and totally disabled by service in the US Armed Services.  Oklahoma passed that law a few years back.  As his widow, I retain that right unless I remarry.

182 Whoever Wrote This Headline Clearly Didn't Read The Article Whoever wrote this headline clearly didn't want to give us a clue why whoever wrote that headline clearly... y'know what? this is tedious tapping on a cell...

183 Because there's never been white males who've wanted to implement or benefit from socialism, fascism, communism, totalitarianism, etc. Ever.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:20 AM (/kI1Q)

NO but the percentages of white males voting for Obama and other Democrats is very low.

184 One thing I like about Texas, even if you are a kid, if you are trying to break into someone's home or do break into their home, they can shoot you. Juveniles commit murderers every day. I don't care if they are yoots. Good parenting and/or teaching is to advise children that if they commit burglary whether a store, home, or car, they can be shot.

185 I have no objection to voting by women or people of other ethnicities, so long as the base requirement is that you have to be a net CONTRIBUTOR to the government for which officials you are voting.

...and National Review calls Sherry and AtC and myself "parasites on society" and women with five kids by six different deadbeats "contributors", so you might want to be a little more specific.

186

Yeah, the little kid's argument was for everyone to just "get over it". He was probably parroting something his parents have been spouting. No fourth grader knows enough about history or what marriage is about to be able comment from a position of strength.

 

And I certainly hope a 4th grader doesn't know enough about sex to hold any opinion, either.

187 If we are talking about restricting the franchise, I propose it be restricted only to me.

188 By the way this internet sales tax thing is gonna be a real clusterfuck

189 Note that does not include the so-called poll tax which wasn't really a tax. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:11 AM (53z96) It's widely accepted that a poll tax was a transparent effort by Democrats to deny the right to vote to black people. Note when I criticize the 24th amendment, I confine my criticism to the last three words "or other tax." That part is the suicide pill.

190 NO but the percentages of white males voting for Obama and other Democrats is very low.

For some value of "very low" that's actually pretty close to "half."

191

@ 119 Diogenes' Lamp - "In this case, I hated being right, but I could draw no other conclusion from the available data at the time. "

 

 

Wait a second, you're one of those weirdo religious wackos, you're not supposed to be using data.  You're just supposed to have visions and then handle snakes while hating gays or something.

 

At least that's what Jeff B. told me.

192 off to rinse the green residue off of legs.....

can't wait until some fucktard moonbat decides "mowing is murder" and forces me to use goats....

193 my eyes, my eyes,

the just roll... .

uncontrollably.

194 I'm not willing to give up my vote.

Limit voting privilege to those who have skin in the game...AKA income/and/or propertytax payers.

Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2013 10:21 AM (jm/9g)

I really am not either because I pay a lot of taxes.  But, in reality, it would be worth it to get the millions and millions of people in the FSA and the LIV soccer moms off the voter rolls.  I would also allow anyone who was in the military to vote.

195 It was a joke. The RINOs and go-alongs are convinced that SoCons have too much of a stranglehold on the GOP and that's why they lose elections. Sheer idiocy, IMO. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw) Well, they certainly can't blame THEMSELVES, can they?

196 Apropos of nothing, I heard on the radio that Japan will be executing two Yakuza members. Thus I learned three things before breakfast - Japan has capital punishment, Japan's method of capital punishment is hanging, and if you're on Japanese death row, you have no advance warning of when your last day will be.

197 188 Bevel L,

I agree from an ethical and moral PoV of course what is occuring is sort of a sinsiter inversion of the trope...

"we'll flood the nation with poor people with no loyalty to your Republic and destroy your vote h8er"


anyway whatever when the train wrecks we're getting totalitarianism whether Vic's brand or Obama's and Vic I am not being a dickhead I know you do not "want that" per se but see its benefits.

anyway "off to the shower"

198 What percentage of "white males" voted for fascist Woodrow Wilson?
What percentage of "white males" voted for fascist FDR?

Lumping people into categories and insisting that they all think the same is a bigot progg thing, Vic.

199 Man I've had this cold for a week. I wonder of DOCTOR Biden can prescribe me something.

200 Posted by: JQP at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (GVL0g) Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:13 AM (CJjw5) This is how I see things as well. Great post.

201 Ughhhh. Tourist season. I am this close to drawing a line in the sand dammit!

202

Vic @ 138 - "Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now. "

 

 

Not sure I'd go quite that far, but I really do think there ought to be a requirement for owning property or paying income tax before you can vote.  Of course, you'd have to amend the Constitution to do it, so that idea is dead in the water before it gets started.

 

203 Benk's Kick In The Balls, Friday Edition

204 186 Comrade radish,

I could support a poll tax...then women with skin in the game are voters....

I do not choose that as first recourse mind you as an intellectual exercise.

I freely admit there is nothing magical about my low melanin and crank when it comes to reason ma'am

205 Yeah, the little kid's argument was for everyone to just "get over it". He was probably parroting something his parents have been spouting. No fourth grader knows enough about history or what marriage is about to be able comment from a position of strength.

And I certainly hope a 4th grader doesn't know enough about sex to hold any opinion, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 26, 2013 10:24 AM (+z4pE)

He wrote that he went to his grandparents' wedding (time travel or remarriage) and it was the "happies momment." (his spelling) day. So I guess we should let the gays be "happies" too. In ten years this kid will wonder why he can't get a job or worse not care that he can't get one

206

 What percentage of "white males" voted for fascist Woodrow Wilson?
What percentage of "white males" voted for fascist FDR?

 

Lumping people into categories and insisting that they all think the same is a bigot progg thing, Vic.

 

 

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:28 AM (/kI1Q)

 

 

--------------------------

 

Nonsense.   Everyone  knows   that broads and jigaboos have ruined   this country. 

207 189 By the way this internet sales tax thing is gonna be a real clusterfuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2013 10:25 AM (9Bj8R)

 

Expect them to be shocked when it ends up causing a drop in revenue as all those small businesses that shut down not only don't pay the sales taxes because they no longer exist but the owners and any employees they have no longer pay income taxes as well.

208 I am this close to drawing a line in the sand dammit! Posted by: RWC at April 26, 2013 10:28 AM (fWAjv) Can you smell them? That's how I know. - Harry Reid.

209 Which of the Federalist Papers are we discussing today?

210

Japan's method of capital punishment is hanging, and if you're on Japanese death row, you have no advance warning of when your last day will be.

 

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 26, 2013 10:27 AM (nbX4o)

 

-------------------------

 

I'm sporting wood.

211
Ahhh darn....RIP George Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExw77xJsBQ

212 You know, Vic, I would be willing to go back to that. I really would give up my vote if it would get it out of the hands of the masses of ignorant people in the FSA who have no skin in the game. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:15 AM (kXoT0) There is nothing wrong with having women vote, so long as they are paying taxes and are therefore subject to the feeling the PAIN of government excess. The problem comes about when the touchy feely among us don't get any feedback from the results of their too generous personalities.

213

the pro gay marriage fourth grader - possible he has two mommies

 

the other NJ bomber, he was arrested before the boston bombings but it was not made public.  No clue as to motive. 

214 Guess he does now, if he's paying attention. 

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 26, 2013 09:47 AM (YYJjz)

Doubtful.   Couldn't resist throwing out cheap-shots even when proven wrong.   Pride clouds perception. 

215 Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 10:27 AM (LRFds) I was saying only *I* personally should have the right to vote. The country would be governed perfectly with myself as the only voter. Sure as hell wouldn't have Obama in office.

216 http://tinyurl.com/c9beu2y Ukrainian Rutgers student arrested taking two IEDs into New York just a week before Boston Marathon bombing

217 For some value of "very low" that's actually pretty close to "half."

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

No its not.

218 Nonsense. Everyone knows that broads and jigaboos have ruined this country.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:29 AM (CJjw5)

Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

219

He wrote that he went to his grandparents' wedding (time travel or remarriage) and it was the "happies momment." (his spelling) day. So I guess we should let the gays be "happies" too. In ten years this kid will wonder why he can't get a job or worse not care that he can't get one.

 

 

On the bright side, maybe he learned the archaic   original    meaning of the word, "gay" first.  Either way, he's   in for a big disappointment.

220 So now we know how the Sequester will end. Piece by piece. Next week: Head Start will be funded back 100%. Mark my words.

221 I'm with red pill taking Vic.

222 Inmates are on deathrow in Japan for a long time. They area aware that when their appeals end, death can come at any time. But yes, Japanese prisons are no picnic. I love how all these clowns try to lump us with countries that do not have due process while ignoring the fact that Japan and Taiwan also use the DP. In fact, Taiwan executed 6 around Christmas and another 6 last week.

223 He wrote that he went to his grandparents' wedding (time travel or remarriage) and it was the "happies momment." (his spelling) day. So I guess we should let the gays be "happies" too. In ten years this kid will wonder why he can't get a job or worse not care that he can't get one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2013 10:29 AM (1Jaio)

So he was using the Carrie Underwood argument in which she argues that her wedding day was the happiest day in her life and she could not deny that joy to anyone.  It is sophistry to argue like that.  The happiest moment for a serial killer is when he sees the life go out of his victim's eyes, yet, we do not line up a bunch of suicidally depressed people to create some sort of win-win for everybody.   And, no, I am not calling gay marriage proponents the equivalent of serial killers.  I am merely arguing that happiness alone is not a justification.  Lots of undesirable things make people happy-meth, heroin, and so on and so forth.

224 yea I saw the thing about the Ukranian bomber from Rutgers yesterday.  They were very hush hush about it.  I wonder if it was a Russian mob thing.  He is a mathmetician who developed games for casinos

225 "we're all in this together" Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 10:20 AM (LRFds) Yup. That's something a lot of people don't get. People drilling holes in the boat affect EVERYONE in the boat, not just the assholes drilling the holes.

226 221
He wrote that he went to his grandparents' wedding (time travel or remarriage) and it was the "happies momment." (his spelling) day. So I guess we should let the gays be "happies" too. In ten years this kid will wonder why he can't get a job or worse not care that he can't get one.


On the bright side, maybe he learned the archaic original meaning of the word, "gay" first. Either way, he's in for a big disappointment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 26, 2013 10:33 AM (+z4pE)

 

I bet the kid insults others on the playground by calling them fags.

227 Lumping people into categories and insisting that they all think the same is a bigot progg thing, Vic.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:28 AM (/kI1Q)

I prefer my data from a a little more modern elections that 100 years ago.

228 dueling headlines;

>Mother of Bomber also on Terror Watch List<

>Obama offers Bomber's Mother Immunity from Prosecution if She Comes to Visit Son<

229 Obama got 40% of the "white vote" Vic. That's pretty damn near half.

230 By the way this internet sales tax thing is gonna be a real clusterfuck Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2013 10:25 AM (9Bj8R) *eyetwitch* I hate that it's being labeled as an "internet sales tax". Not only because it sounds like internet access is going to be taxed, which, last time I looked at my bill, it was, but it's not a special tax because you bought something over the internet. This is all a fight about who has to collect the taxes. Randomly, I'm scanning a huge stack of documents and it's the weirdest thing. The staples are rusted. The documents are, at most, 7 years old and the documents show no signs of water damage. Yet all the staples are rusted. Okay then.

231 #182

Sounds like you paid a quite massive tax that defies measurement in mere currency.

232

Late to the party because my cardiologist wanted to admire his handiwork. 

 

Hope everyone is getting along this morning.

233 Pole taxes are anti-rape.

234 I saw someone standing in a window in the Chernobyl picture. We should go investigate.

235 Speaking of that Yahoo had a front page story about a 4th grader who wrote an essay for class the subject was everyone should accept gay marriage. The kid's spelling and grammar were atrocious in fact the teacher admitted that most kids in the class couldn't even write as well as this one. But I guess writing and spelling aren't as important as political indoctrination.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (1Jaio)

 

***

 

I'm guessing the kid had some coaching from not just one but both Mommies. 

 

Probably also explains the bad spelling and grammar.

236 216 Bevel L,

and if it came to brass tacks given our years of association and the one vote had to be YOURS or Barry's I'd pick you...

of course I always thought silly ole me that was why we had a representative Republic....

little did I know it would mutate into a hybrid of the jerry lewis telethon and American idol

237 Yeah, the little kid's argument was for everyone to just "get over it". He was probably parroting something his parents have been spouting. No fourth grader knows enough about history or what marriage is about to be able comment from a position of strength. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:20 AM (kXoT0) This reminds me about articles I have read regarding an 8 year old who thinks he wants to be a girl. I said at the time, how the hell would an 8 year old know such a thing? It has the hallmarks of parental influence all over it.

238 RIP, George Jones.  His song, He Stopped Loving Her Today, was my Dad's favorite song.  He said it was the perfect country song.  We played it at Dad's funeral.  My parents were high school sweethearts.  My Dad never called my Mother by her given name, he only called her Sweetheart.

Dammit, now I am crying.

239 Can you smell them? That's how I know. - Harry Reid. Posted by: Mainah at April 26, 2013 10:30 AM (659DL) Not yet. Waiting for the humidity. But even with 100 percent humidity and over 110 degrees temp I don't think I could have smelled the huge anti-2A crowd yesterday. That is so, so, so sad that it makes me happy.

240 So he was using the Carrie Underwood argument in which she argues that her wedding day was the happiest day in her life and she could not deny that joy to anyone. It is sophistry to argue like that. --- This doesn't even go into the argument that gay people can still have weddings even if the union isn't officially sanctioned by the state. One of my sister's best friends had such a wedding in California in the past year. I don't think they give a shit that the state doesn't sanction their marriage because it was a symbol of commitment with each other.

241 Sad to hear about George Jones. Long time favorite. RIP

242 I'm guessing the kid had some coaching from not just one but both Mommies.

Probably also explains the bad spelling and grammar.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 26, 2013 10:37 AM (pxDth)

Yeah, there was a recent episode of Modern Family where the two Dads got all worried because Lily announced she was gay.  Turns out, she thought she was gay because the Dads were.

243

@ 232 - "Obama got 40% of the "white vote" Vic. That's pretty damn near half."

 

 

"White vote" and "white male vote" are not quite the same thing, however.

244 Attention all house contractors/experienced remodelers or kitchen/bathroom counter refinishers....I need some independent advise, please.

Here is the scenario at the toxic waste dump, formerly known as my home. My husbnad, trying to save money (which I am fine with, as we will be in the home about five more years. We built home 18 yrs ago...so, anyway, we decided to refinish cultured marble vs expense of granite or other countertops in two bathrooms. He found a company one hour away, with experience. Naturally the "never has happened before" happened with us: they prepped, painted, and bubbles formed on final coat each time.Could be grit, as I have no idea. This was last week on one sink. They sent guy yesterday, who wet-sanded, prepped applied primer, applied paint and same thing happened. This time on two sinks and large tub. Guy came again today, same result.

So, now, manager is coming on Monday (I question why he did not come TODAY) to wet-sand and buff with some type of car wax or something. I have expressed, nicely, as I am a nice woman except with Democrats, that 1) I have concern about the VOC's that are "supposedly" safe after product(s) harden. Expressed layers of this stuff upon layers, and living with it in future. Oh, not to worry, Miz Christy, it is cool, no harm done (well....your guy yesterday has no sense of smell, but, hey! It is safe!!!). 2) I expressed my teeny-tiny irritation that no one could come tomorrow, even if it is Saturday, as I have not had faucets for one week in that  bathroom in this one-day job. Manager said it needs to "age" or harden or something and Monday is best day. Right.

I am ready to cut and run, find some less expensive type of Corian (not granite, as, again, we are leaving in a few years...I just wanted to update and enjoy it for a little while and have less to get ready for the big move West) and call it good.

 But now the tub is, apparently, beyond repair unless this works. And that sucker will  be expensive to replace. This stinks, literally, to high heaven.  Our thoughts were to give this a try and if it did not work, have counters installed. It is too bad they involved the damn tub as well. Sorry to bore you with this, but if there are any morons with experience out there I would sure appreciate it. I do not want to die from the slow release of toxic fumes (manager said, like husband and son, once dry and hardened the "products" VOC's are safe and non-existent. All we are hoping for is the stupid tub to look decent and then we will cut our losses (as will this company). They have been nice and apologetic, so at least there is that. Meanwhile, I am a wee bit depressed and frazzled. Hair is frizzed. I do have an odd glow about me (skin and hair), but not sure if glow-in-dark is the beauty phase I was hoping for as an aging supermodel. I know "emerald green" is the color of the year, but this is more of a sickly chartreuse. Any help or advise would be appreciated re: the installation and/or resurfacing of cultured marble counter tops. My advise: do not ever buy cultured marble counter tops as they stain and are a pain. (Good, ChristyB, you can still rhyme!).

245

By which I mean a compound with 30 wives and lots of guns.

---

you might prefer a mixture to a compound...

246 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 10:35 AM (VtjlW)

Crappy metal. Probably Chinese.

On an unrelated note.....I was in my car yesterday and noticed a very large spider on the center arm rest. I flicked it off and saw it land, apparently lifeless, on the carpet. But when I looked over a few minutes later it was gone......

Have you seen it?

247 aw, George Jones RIP

248

>>>Because there's never been white males who've wanted to implement or benefit from socialism, fascism, communism, totalitarianism, etc. Ever.

 

To be fair, they do give us blankets.

249

ran in to him at a gun show.....he said "man you were dead on about AGW and a few other things"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 10:20 AM (LRFds)

Cold comfort though.  For once it'd be nice to be right about something good.

250 Morning y'all!

Just got back from my son's elementary school where they were studying forces in nature for science.  My son asked me to come in to demonstrate shooting a model rocket as a demonstration.  About 100 kids came out to watch us set up and launch it.  My son was nervous speaking in front of the whole audience, but I told him to not worry and just explain what we were doing.  We had the kids give us a countdown, and we launched it three times before I had to leave.  He's a rock star now or something.   I bet the kids will be talking about it all day today.

251 I can. I own a very nice home in Tulsa on which I pay no personal property taxes. Of course, all that had to happen to get that was that my late husband be 100% permanently and totally disabled by service in the US Armed Services. Oklahoma passed that law a few years back. As his widow, I retain that right unless I remarry. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:23 AM (kXoT0) That is a fairly recent inovation. To my knowledge, it is unprecedented in previous history. By the way, did you sign up for the Pioneer Project? I'm thinking we who are in the same region should establish better communications and coordination of efforts. If nothing else, it might help to keep up with what we are trying to accomplish. I have family in Broken Arrow.

252

This doesn't even go into the argument that gay people can still have weddings even if the union isn't officially sanctioned by the state.

One of my sister's best friends had such a wedding in California in the past year. I don't think they give a shit that the state doesn't sanction their marriage because it was a symbol of commitment with each other.

 

That always leads me to saying how sad and pathetic must you be to think that your love can't be real unless you have government sanction of it.

253 Country music legend, George Jones dies at 81.....Fox.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2013 10:22 AM (X6akg) 

Wow...and Willie Nelson is 80 today.  Guess there is something to say about hard livin.  It keeps ya young.

254 That's really cool, EC!

255 Obama got 40% of the "white vote" Vic. That's pretty damn near half. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:35 AM (da5Wo) He only got about 34% of the white male vote and neither 34% or 40% is really anywhere near 50%

256

"Whoever Wrote This Headline Clearly Didn't Read The Article

Whoever wrote this headline clearly didn't want to give us a clue why whoever wrote that headline clearly...
y'know what? this is tedious tapping on a cell... "

 

Whoever wrote this headline needs to be tracked down by Mona Charen and beaten severely.  Seriously, I don't know what recourse a writer has  in a case like this, but she ought to raise hell and put a block under it for this bullshit.

 

257 Posted by: EC at April 26, 2013 10:40 AM (GQ8sn)

What fun!  It's great you got to do something like that for him.

258 231 dueling headlines;

>Mother of Bomber also on Terror Watch List<

>Obama offers Bomber's Mother Immunity from Prosecution if She Comes to Visit Son<

Posted by: Marcus at April 26, 2013 10:35 AM (J+qDK)

Has Lord and Taylor weighed in yet?

259

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 26, 2013 09:25 AM (kdS6q)

 

Of course if we did away with the notion of "cost plus" contracts for government we'd have less of this shit.

 

I had a tree taken down recently.  One two guys came in remarkably high ($3000-4000) and two came in much lower ($1900).

All had good BBB Angie's list reviews.

I went with the lower guy.

At the end of the day (it took 9 hours to take the tree down) the guy said he probably underbid the tree, but he had to still finish the work at the agreed upon contract price (and he did it was good work.  I think he had intended to sell the trunk/stump but things when wrong anyway....)  If he hadn't I'd have exercised my rights and such to complain and/or sue.

 

In government you could amend your contract and ask for more money.  This is moronic.

260 253 heralder,

Quite...the problem is we argue with Santa Clause in an exercise designed to restrict the negative response feedback...

anyway I'm slowly making my peace with the fact the outboard motor is broke and my boat is going over the falls....

God and preparation will either let me weather the crash or die trying.

261 My advise: do not ever buy cultured marble counter tops as they stain and are a pain. (Good, ChristyB, you can still rhyme!). --- This is why we didn't bother with granite countertops in our house when it was built a little over a year ago. We have young kids who will inevitably spill grape juice or something else which causes a permanent stain on granite, so why get it instead of keeping the slate-tile countertop that was standard?

262 Speaking of education, I check in on my hometown paper from time to time to see what's going on back up nahth. Headline: Laptop delay stalls Maine school plans. Seriously!? Use a effing blackboard! Remember those!? I'm sick of the idea that some kid is going to learn more just because he's reading on a laptop instead of an actual book.

263

Because there's never been white males who've wanted to implement or benefit from socialism, fascism, communism, totalitarianism, etc. Ever.

 

 

 

umm......what

264 Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (baL2B)


I will tell you this much, the VOC crap is just that, crap. A bunch of bullshit, ginned up panic by enviro-weenies. Once the coating dries, there are no more VOCs that could cause a problem.

265 Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (baL2B)

If you can open a window and put a fan in it pointing out, then the VOCs won't get into the rest of the house. And as long as you aren't breathing them in concentrated form they are just unpleasant, not dangerous.

266 Here is 2012 election map if only white males could vote

http://is.gd/MVVHQX

267

Strange, but when I wrote my manifesto in Jr. High Social Studies about how women on welfare should be forcibly put on birth control or sterilized  after their 2nd baby, no one published it in the local or county paper.  And I'm a much more better writer than  the 4th grader.

 

My teacher did add a concerned note that I might be a little to the right of Genghis Khan.

268

speaking of kids not getting to be kids anymore, my friend took her 11 year old daughter to her pediatric doctor for her booster shots (her 8 year old son was with them) and the doctor (a young woman) proceeded to spend 10 minutes lecturing them on sexually transmitted diseases, how they are transmitted, and why she needed to give her elementary school daughter the HPV shot right that very second or suffer horrible consequences after the girl had sex and got the disease, and besides the girl would then spread it to all of her sexual partners.

 

 

The kids were cringing in the corner by that point and my friend was very upset with the doctor for her very graphic descriptions of what sex acts transmit the virus. She wondered why the doctor couldn't have given her a pamphlet or something so she could decide for herself at home instead of in front of her 8 year old.

269 Calling them out. Good. Coburn on FAA Furloughs: It’s Not Real, It’s Cynical and It’s Shameful 'When management tells the union people, we want you all to take your furlough the same day so we shut down the airlines in America, I would tell you, there's where your problem is' BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff — April 25, 2013 4:08 pm Video here: http://freebeacon.com/coburn-on-faa-furloughs-its-not-real-its-cynical-and-its-shameful/

270 Morning BCochran!  Sleep well?  Hehe...

271 ...and National Review calls Sherry and AtC and myself "parasites on society" and women with five kids by six different deadbeats "contributors", so you might want to be a little more specific. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:24 AM (/kI1Q) Not sure as to what you are referring, but I mean the term "contributors" in the usually accepted sense, i.e. one who produces a net positive deposit into the national treasury. (or other governmental agency, as the case may be.)

272 That's awesome EC.


And they're still teaching actual science? Even more awesome.

273 255 Diogenes lamp I am funding it, I am not a big wheel because I am not currently in the ArkLaTex, it is not a 'cult" or a 'compound of Koreshes' and there WILL be a DFW MM by next fall at the latest.

I will back up to ~ a grand to make the DFW MM happen if need be.

The Pioneer Project will make a difference of some kind.

274 Holder Calls Illegal Immigrants “Language Minorities”… Langauge criminals

275 By the way, did you sign up for the Pioneer Project? I'm thinking we who are in the same region should establish better communications and coordination of efforts. If nothing else, it might help to keep up with what we are trying to accomplish.   Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:40 AM (bb5+k)

No, I tried to find it, but, if you do a search on Pioneer Project, you get millions of hits.

276 Waiting for more info from the WH on crossing the red line in Syria. Or moving it.  Or changing the color.  Do they even have a line?  Do they know what they'll do if the ever find and admit that there IS a red line? 

277 And I certainly hope a 4th grader doesn't know enough about sex to hold any opinion, either. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 26, 2013 10:24 AM (+z4pE) A point which I attempted to make earlier with my reference to that supposed 8 year old who wants to be a girl. Who teaches these kids this stuff?

278 On an unrelated note.....I was in my car yesterday and noticed a very large spider on the center arm rest. I flicked it off and saw it land, apparently lifeless, on the carpet. But when I looked over a few minutes later it was gone...... Have you seen it? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (/WLC3) You know, it is very generous of you to direct my rage at you rather than others. Noble, even.

279
271 Here is 2012 election map if only white males could vote

http://is.gd/MVVHQX

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:42 AM (53z96)

Ok. And? What's your point? Are you really advocating that only white male property owners be allowed to vote?

280 272 Count de Monet,

Some day when we're bored I'll tell you about how Sven the Sad eugenicist was taught by a Holocaust survivor that morals and intellect are not the same at the USAF Museum.....

but yeah I wrote a better paper or three at that age.

281

Just so everybody understands what is being proposed here:

 

We would rather David Sirota [POW!]  have the right to vote   than Heather Radish?   Or Thomas  Sowell?  Simply because Sirota is a white male?

 

Fuck right off  with that shit.

 

282 In honor of George Jones, I considered going through the whole day saying nothing but lines from his songs. Then I realized, I have friends at the County Conservation Club who've been doing that for years. Decades, maybe.

Got to go. My mind is a dark room, and the lawn could use another mowing. See you on the ONT, when we will burn another honky-tonk down. The race is on.

283

Nothing wrong with a good candlestick as a weapon.

---

unless you bring it to a revolver fight in the library

284 He's a rock star now or something. I bet the kids will be talking about it all day today. Posted by: EC at April 26, 2013 10:40 AM (GQ8sn) Rockets. Elementary school. Damn right he's a rock star. (I'm surprised they let you do it though.)

285 Not sure as to what you are referring, but I mean the term "contributors" in the usually accepted sense, i.e. one who produces a net positive deposit into the national treasury. (or other governmental agency, as the case may be.)

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:43 AM (bb5+k)

I think she means no children.  We did not have children so we are parasites because we did not create new taxpayer serfs.

286 And where did George Jones learn his country-crooner style? IN THE MARINES He enlisted during the Korean War and served stateside

287 And they're still teaching actual science? Even more awesome.

His teacher is pretty good.  He gave an American Revolution project last year that dove-tailed almost perfectly with what was going on at the time, and our discussions here.  Next is an assignment on the Civil War.

288 She wondered why the doctor couldn't have given her a pamphlet or something so she could decide for herself at home instead of in front of her 8 year old.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 10:43 AM (RZ8pf)

 

Because the doctor is a liberal bitch that needs to force her views on everyone and is happy to talk about it.

289 Randomly, I'm scanning a huge stack of documents and it's the weirdest thing. The staples are rusted. The documents are, at most, 7 years old and the documents show no signs of water damage. Yet all the staples are rusted. Okay then.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 10:35 AM (VtjlW)

 

I could be wrong, Empress, but it might be the acid in the paper reacting to the metal in the staples.

290 Finally watched the Perino-Bush interview from yesterday. Man, when W hugged her at the end, after Perino said she was still his biggest fan, and W said "my sweet little press secretary" I got all verklempt. They have a very close relationship, you can tell.

291 Country music legend, George Jones dies at 81.....Fox.

--

Sad news.  Mr. Black and I were going to see him in concert in a couple weeks. 

292 Wait a second, you're one of those weirdo religious wackos, you're not supposed to be using data. You're just supposed to have visions and then handle snakes while hating gays or something. At least that's what Jeff B. told me. Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 26, 2013 10:25 AM (YYJjz) Yeah, he said the same thing to me. Just knee jerk reactionism. It happens to me a lot. Hopefully he will be more cautious in the future.

293 George Jones dead at age 81. RIP, 'possum.

294 Ok. And? What's your point? Are you really advocating that only white male property owners be allowed to vote? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (da5Wo) Many here think "outreach" means sell-out, and believe we can never win over blocs. So, yes.

295 its pretty sad when Lord and Taylor catches more terrorists than Homeland Security

296
286 Just so everybody understands what is being proposed here:

We would rather David Sirota [POW!] have the right to vote than Heather Radish? Or Thomas Sowell? Simply because Sirota is a white male?

Fuck right off with that shit.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (CJjw5)

Bingo.

297 Holder Calls Illegal Immigrants “Language Minorities”…


Langauge criminals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2013 10:44 AM (9Bj8R)

Minitrue: Hang on comrade, we've got to update the dictionary for that one

298 1)All taxpayers should have the right to vote. 2) ONLY taxpayers should have the right to vote.

299 286 EoJ,

quite....

Poll Tax yes...if Dave Sirota in a free market made enough to vote "awesome"...

I'm pretty sure Tammy bruce would be voting too....

ObamaFo! Lady or the half naked beggar at exit 95(white male) voting.....?

Not so much

300 Seriously!? Use a effing blackboard! Remember those!? I'm sick of the idea that some kid is going to learn more just because he's reading on a laptop instead of an actual book. Posted by: Mainah at April 26, 2013 10:42 AM (659DL) They're probably just pissed about not having the ability to spy on kids at home, as that one school district in Philly suburbs did. Yeah, if I were a parent and I found out that the school district sent home laptops with webcams that had remote access by school officials? I would not be upset or concerned in the slightest. Not at all.

301

RIP, George Jones.

 

Good old "No Show Jones."  My two fave songs by him are White Lighnin' and Loving You Could Never Be Better.

302 >Sad news. Mr. Black and I were going to see him in concert in a couple weeks. Well, he was known for a time as "No-show Jones"

303 Rockets. Elementary school.

Yeah.  That was a real eye-opener and I asked his teacher in person to send me an email telling me I had permission to bring explosives onto school property.

304 Ok. And? What's your point? Are you really advocating that only white male property owners be allowed to vote?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (da5Wo)

No, just relating what it would have been like if we were back to the 1850s. I know we will never go back t a system where only white males will be allowed to vote.  Hell, we will never go back to a system where only tax payers (net) can vote.

We will continue what we have now until the great collapse and that will be better.

305

@ Vic 271 - "Here is 2012 election map if only white males could vote

http://is.gd/MVVHQX"

 

 

I find your argument...oddly compelling.

306 I do not know if this has been covered, but this pisses me off. Thanks Legal Insurrection for highlighting it. Latest narrative deflection: Minimizing the Jihadist threat through misleading stats about “right-wing terrorists” http://tinyurl.com/c8rwj67

307 You know, it is very generous of you to direct my rage at you rather than others. Noble, even.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (VtjlW)

You're angry at me?

Look around...you are being disenfranchised by the Horde!

308 Was in Nashville in the early 80's and went to Possum Hollar to see George. Of course, he didn't show up....

309

"He's a rock star now or something. I bet the kids will be talking about it all day today."

 

That's awesome, EC.  That's  exactly what  grade school science classes need these days and not PC bullshit lectures about AGW and how awful humans are for striving to lift ourselves out of the mud. 

 

You want kids to be interested in science?  Inspire them with a glimpse into how to do something great and meaningful.

310 312 CBD,

Nah I'd bet my right nut Ms Chick pays taxes....

311 Do they know what they'll do if the ever find and admit that there IS a red line?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (EGPJQ)

Hopefully not a damn thing.  As I think Drewm said yesterday in his post on it, my give-a-shit- meter is just kind of broken on this.

312 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (CJjw5)


That has got to be the dumbest selective pos you have ever posted.

313 DiogenesLamp,

I have a friend who is moving North to escape the ravages of asthma when she retires.  She is going to Wyoming because retirees pay no property tax there.  I have no details beyond that.

314 No, just relating what it would have been like if we were back to the 1850s. I know we will never go back t a system where only white males will be allowed to vote. Hell, we will never go back to a system where only tax payers (net) can vote.
We will continue what we have now until the great collapse and that will be better.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:49 AM (53z96)

Again, what's the point? What's the point of discussing electoral results based on 150 years ago?

It sounds an awful lot like you're in favor of going back to that system.

315 Yeah, he said the same thing to me. Just knee jerk reactionism. It happens to me a lot. Hopefully he will be more cautious in the future.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 10:47 AM (bb5+k)

 

You forgot to add the laughter in after typing that.

316

@ DL 297 - "Yeah, he said the same thing to me. Just knee jerk reactionism. It happens to me a lot. Hopefully he will be more cautious in the future. "

 

 

He probably won't be, however.

317 That's awesome, EC. That's exactly what grade school science classes need these days and not PC bullshit lectures about AGW and how awful humans are for striving to lift ourselves out of the mud.

You want kids to be interested in science? Inspire them with a glimpse into how to do something great and meaningful.


I may have inspired a future aerospace engineer or something to invent the warp drive!

318 Finally watched the Perino-Bush interview from yesterday.

Man, when W hugged her at the end, after Perino said she was still his biggest fan, and W said "my sweet little press secretary" I got all verklempt.

They have a very close relationship, you can tell.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 26, 2013 10:47 AM (7ObY1)

I wouldn't mind having a "close relationship" her. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink

319 The issue isn't color or gender. The issue is involvement in the economy.

I will happily accept a vote of taxpayers, regardless of color or gender or fear of spiders.

It is the leeches whose votes make me want to climb a tower with my Remington 700.

320 Voting age should be changed to 25 with military exemption.  Our major screw up was lowering it to 18.

321 197 Apropos of nothing, I heard on the radio that Japan will be executing two Yakuza members. Thus I learned three things before breakfast - Japan has capital punishment, Japan's method of capital punishment is hanging, and if you're on Japanese death row, you have no advance warning of when your last day will be. Posted by: Waterhouse [\i] I learned that years ago on Free Republic. Basically the guards show up, say "it's your day to die," and haul the condemned to Shinto-temple like room. With a short rope. So, where are all the DP protesters?

322 There is nothing wrong with having women vote, so long as they are paying taxes and are therefore subject to the feeling the PAIN of government excess.

The federal income tax alone I paid last year would have been a 20% downpayment on a fucking HOUSE in my neighborhood.  You want to take away my vote, Vic, you give me every fucking penny of that back.

Not sure as to what you are referring

Have you ever been in comments section at this place called Ace of Spades HQ, where childless women are routinely denounced as "selfish" and "irresponsible" and "immature" (and childless men are "smart" for "avoiding the traps")?  If only I'd maturely whored around with deadbeats after high school and generously allowed you all to pay the bills.  Sigh.

323

Randomly, I'm scanning a huge stack of documents and it's the weirdest thing. The staples are rusted. The documents are, at most, 7 years old and the documents show no signs of water damage. Yet all the staples are rusted. Okay then.

---

If these 'documents' all have fold-out centerfolds, then i do have a viable theory...

324 Black Sabbath has a new album coming out?? These guys are like, what, 65?

325 flame war

326 Perino-Bush interview

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 26, 2013 10:47 AM (7ObY1)

Was it lilac?

327 You're angry at me? Look around...you are being disenfranchised by the Horde! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:50 AM (/WLC3) Oh, trust me, that's not remotely at the top of the list of the things being said about me about which I am displeased. Also boring fight is boring. I could be wrong, Empress, but it might be the acid in the paper reacting to the metal in the staples. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 10:47 AM (zF6Iw) You know what, that's probably it. Cheap Chinese staples + acid in paper = rusted staple plunged right into my finger. Luckily, I keep my tetanus shot current.

328 330 tunderb,

at least it is 'ron on 'ette....

I screwed up and went 'ron on cob....

329 Well, he was known for a time as "No-show Jones"

--

'Tis true.  Only this time, I don't think it will be from inebriation.  I just did an internet search on the story and a picture of him popped up from '12.  Could just be my perspective, but his face didn't look right.  As in the plastic surgery sense. 

330 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:13 AM (CJjw5)
At 154,

what kind of stupid shit was Gabe trying to prop up there? Was it his whine that "you sooopit conservatives jes don' understand how clever an' smart the Republican leadership in Washington DC are?"

The same f'ing 13th dementia chess they're always playing  to "trap" the Dems? Like the Obamacare vote on Christmas Eve and every debt ceiling vote since then?

So many tactical victories that we a completely undone . . . .

331 flame war

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2013 10:53 AM (nH8jP)

No, you can't just say it like that.  You have to announce it like this:

1...2...3...4...I DECLARE A FLAME WAR!!!

332 Heather, I am in the Ace of Spades comments section and I do not think like that. 

333 BTW, by stating that I was good with surrendering my vote if it meant the FSA and LIV soccer Moms got take off the voter rolls--I was being deliberately provocative.  Though, I am being truthful when I say that I would give a lot to see it happen.

334 We would rather David Sirota [POW!] have the right to vote than Heather Radish? Or Thomas Sowell? Simply because Sirota is a white male?

Fuck right off with that shit.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (CJjw5)

well yeah ,and vote for FDR!

335 Oh, trust me, that's not remotely at the top of the list of the things being said about me about which I am displeased.


*narrows eyes*



Shall I alert Bannion that the Ravage needs to be made ready?

336

A point which I attempted to make earlier with my reference to that supposed 8 year old who wants to be a girl. Who teaches these kids this stuff? 

 

Good  question. I'm all for kids being innocent for as long as possible. And yes, I have my oldphart/curmudgeon    speech all prepared.

 

Also, EC, that's neato!

337 Have you ever been in comments section at this place called Ace of Spades HQ, where childless women are routinely denounced as "selfish" and "irresponsible" and "immature" (and childless men are "smart" for "avoiding the traps")? If only I'd maturely whored around with deadbeats after high school and generously allowed you all to pay the bills. Sigh. Oh yeah, that's TOTALLY how it is around here. What the hell are you talking about?

338 332 AlexTheChick,

You want to be really depressed go buy a marilyn Monroe Playboy...my dad has the issue...

Staples are still good.

We're regressing across the board M'lady....

339 New one

340 269 Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (baL2B)


I will tell you this much, the VOC crap is just that, crap. A bunch of bullshit, ginned up panic by enviro-weenies. Once the coating dries, there are no more VOCs that could cause a problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:42 AM (da5Wo) 270 Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (baL2B)

If you can open a window and put a fan in it pointing out, then the VOCs won't get into the rest of the house. And as long as you aren't breathing them in concentrated form they are just unpleasant, not dangerous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:42 AM (/WLC3)

Thank you both. Windows have fans going. Fortunately I am in other part of toxic waste dump. BCochran and Charile, my husband thanks you as well, as I do like hearing from morons other than my own husband and son. Sometimes they tell me things just to get me to come down off the ledge of over-analyzing and the potential damage to cellular DNA double helix physiology. I can't help some of this as a nurse...I always go to worse case scenario first! I think they are hoping I will concentrate on bird flu next as the potential danger of trip to Europe in one month (well, that and the youths of Paris).

I have even wondered about the chemistry involved in all of the layers of crap they have tried and yada yada. Husband said they "know what they are doing" or so we hope. I want this to go away and leave me happily picking out new counters at Lowes and dealing with new repairmen.

It is a rare event in my life when a) repairmen show up on time, and b) work is good. I did have a wonderful man I befriended who repaired our pool screens, shredded by a hurricane and palms. He has nerves of steel and was very good. Husband could not believe our rapport, as it appeared he was my best friend that day. Another man from Lowes was good, installing shutters. And our contractor, 18 years ago was good, but I think he was afraid of me. I just noticed a mosquito in house from open doors, so West Nile may distract me for a brief period. There is also the "look for snakes that may have sneaked in" chore for husband when he gets off his conference call.

As long as this won't kill me slowly, over time, I can live with it, I guess. It has certainly stalled my plans, and that I can live with as well. There is a needlepoint framed of "Murph's Law" in my laundry room that I need to read again, as that sums up most of our luck with home repairs. The dreaded, "This has never happened before and it looks like shit" comment from man yesterday will be embroidered and framed to add to the Murph's Law saying.

341 Alright children, this is what country music used to sound like George Jones "She Thinks I Still Care" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWNCNyEuYI

342 I'm the little turd waht in youth movies yells "Fight!" when the protagonists are about to fight. 

343 Engineering - this is where the semi-skilled workers realize the work of better minds. Hello, Oompah-Loompahs of science.

344 Could be weird:

http://tinyurl.com/bt3q7v4

345 -Sheldon Cooper oops.

346

That has got to be the dumbest selective pos you have ever posted.

 

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:51 AM (53z96)

 

-------------------------

 

And you can kiss me right between  the fucking pockets.  Front or back - your choice.  I'd have banned your ass back when Ace was on  vacation with your "as far as I'm concerned they're all n*ggers until they prove different"  bullshit, but it's not my place.

 

Not all of my  valued friends and colleagues are white.  Not all of my  family is white.

 

 

I'm not going to fucking softshoe around you.  Sorry.  Wait,  no I'm not.

347 Yeah, there was a recent episode of Modern Family where the two Dads got all worried because Lily announced she was gay. Turns out, she thought she was gay because the Dads were. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:39 AM (kXoT0) It's the constant Liberal propaganda which is the cause of the current "gay" ascendency. Shows like "modern family" and "glee" are efforts to create a "normalization" effect towards homosexuality.

348 ok where did fight club originate and what does it mean?

349 Have you ever been in comments section at this place called Ace of Spades HQ, where childless women are routinely denounced as "selfish" and "irresponsible" and "immature".....

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:52 AM (/kI1Q)

I haven't, and if one comes up please notify me so I can cheerfully rip the idiots new assholes.

But...you are missing the point. I don't think Vic is criticizing women. I think he is lamenting what most of us are upset by, the FSA getting to vote.

Also, it's never too late to whore around.

350 What this morning needs is a nice relaxing round of CalvinBall:
 
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2011/04/03
 
You're welcome.

351 http://youtu.be/b1wzQNzttSk

What I thought when I saw that pic of Boner's wife. I mean, holy shit....

352 1)All taxpayers should have the right to vote.
2) ONLY taxpayers should have the right to vote.

I make one and only one exception: Active duty and honorably discharged servicemembers.

They've contributed, some hugely.  I don't want to disenfranchise anyone who lost limbs in Iraq b/c his wife doesn't make enough money to pay income taxes after they deduct his medical expenses.

353

There is nothing wrong with having women vote, so long as they are
paying taxes and are therefore subject to the feeling the PAIN of
government excess.

How about the pain of staying home and taking care of the kids while Dad is bringing home the bacon.   Does that qualify as paying taxes though her name is not on the W-2?

354 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:57 AM (CJjw5)

Just as long as we don't let the wops vote, we'll be fine.

355 Have you ever been in comments section at this place called Ace of Spades HQ, where childless women are routinely denounced as "selfish" and "irresponsible" and "immature" (and childless men are "smart" for "avoiding the traps")? If only I'd maturely whored around with deadbeats after high school and generously allowed you all to pay the bills. Sigh.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:52 AM (/kI1Q)

Heather, while I understand your anger, there are derogatory things repeatedly said in the comments that could apply at any point to someone here. 

356 Speaking of that Yahoo had a front page story about a
4th grader who wrote an essay for class the subject was everyone should
accept gay marriage.
=======
If kids were so damned smart, they'd be running the world. They're not because they aren't smart.

Kids are stupid. I know, I was one once.

How about you fucking accept and tolerate my opposition to queer marriage to the same degree you expect me to accept and tolerate gays?

Oh, can't have that, now can we?

Fuck him and the whole army of pink totalitarians he's marching with.

357 maybe i will just mosey out of the room , and check out the garden.

and Heather,   hands over a beer and a hug.

358 357 radish,

well said....

I could even support "earning" sufferage ala heinlein but the donks'd turn it into a rally the base party for voting game....

they do not give a fuck about our nation they love "the system" and not "our Constitutional" Republic as "system' anyway ma'am I think you overstimate our misogyny and I do hope you're well.

359 Just as long as we don't let the wops vote, we'll be fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:59 AM (/WLC3)

Atc, a moment of your time please....and bring your drone.

360 Heather when you wrote your family was putting you down for being single and childless willow and I made a list of amazing women who did not marry or have children and made tremendous contributions to mankind.  Remember?  We do not all feel that way.  I don't think most of us feel that way.

361 *narrows eyes* Shall I alert Bannion that the Ravage needs to be made ready? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:55 AM (da5Wo) No because it's not worth it.

362 Man I've had this cold for a week. I wonder of DOCTOR Biden can prescribe me something.

For years I thought "Dr." Biden was a proctologist.  After all, she looks at her asshole husband every day.

363 Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (53z96)

 

***

 

Man, that is one bigoted point of view, not to mention simplistic revisionist nonsense.

364 Holy crap, the Horde is in a bad freakin mood this morn.

365 Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 26, 2013 10:56 AM (baL2B)

Heh.

You should chat with AtC about spiders!

366 I'm not going to fucking softshoe around you. Sorry. Wait, no I'm not.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:57 AM (CJjw5)

None of that makes your dumb ass selective statement any better. And yes, we all ave black friends.  Statistics and exit polls are not on your side in this.

Sure I like Thomas Sowell.  he is great, but in 2008 95% of blacks voted for Obama and in 2012 93% voted for him. Those are real statistics.

367 358 Polynikes,

It does with me, I've been breadwinner and when she was downrange I've made less than 10,000....

Family is a team effort....

hell i don't know I just know any system that has a defacto govt bought and subsidized 'head start for pro govt" under class as a feature that is empowered is fucking retarded as a vessel for the proper business of nations.

368 329 Black Sabbath has a new album coming out?? These guys are like, what, 65? --- How many original members will be participating, anyway? I doubt Ozzy is taking part, given he has looked and sounded like shit the past decade, and his first replacement, Ronnie James Dio, obviously won't be taking part. That leaves Tommy Iomi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward as the only potential "name" members left participating.

369 making contributions to society doesn't necessarily mean having kids, shit many of us do it, and many of us do it badly.

sometimes the little contributions can cost society a massive amt of money , and pain.

just sayin

370 And let me reiterate,  I am not advocating removing the vote from women and minorities.  Hell, I am part Cherokee.

371 ok now to see how  the flowers are trying to appear.

hold my beer.

372

Personally I would like us to go back to that. Not only did it require you to own property, but it was also limited to white males. If that was the case today, as racists as it was, Obama would not be President. And we would not have 1/4 of the socialism we have now.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:09 AM (53z96)

 

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Say "dumbass selective  statement"   again, Vic. 

373

Posted by: Brandon in Baton Roughe at April 26, 2013 11:03 AM (+x8q5)

 

 

No Ozzy is heading the group. 

374 Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:01 AM (53z96) EOJ seems to be foaming at the keyboard.

375 Okay I need to go talk to my prospective renter and maybe shop for a new stereo for my little red wagon....

there is an ill wind in the Horde and I was part of undermining the Dog Day friday AM.

I apologize

376 passing willow and heather snickerdoodles and a nice cinnamon tea

377 The Pioneer Project will make a difference of some kind. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 10:44 AM (LRFds) Did you move to North Carolina? I thought that your permanent residence was in Louisiana? I'm not suggesting that people outside the region should be excluded, I'm just looking at the possibility of building a network region by region. With a little time, I can establish independent digital communication links between Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Arkansas. The East coast is a little too ambitious for me, I think. Finding base locations within various parts of the region of interest is an initial step.

378 Say "dumbass selective statement" again, Vic.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 11:05 AM (CJjw5)

I misstated that. my intention was property tax, which we will not have either. I take back the second part.

379

>>>Sure I like Thomas Sowell. he is great, but in 2008 95% of blacks voted for Obama and in 2012 93% voted for him. Those are real statistics.

 

Unfortunate or no, this is no reason to contemplate taking the vote away just because you don't like it. Grow a pair, Vic.

 

As long as any of my fellow citizens are not free, I am not free.

380 EOJ seems to be foaming at the keyboard.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 26, 2013 11:06 AM (Qxe/p)

 

For good reason.

381 Sure I like Thomas Sowell. he is great, but in 2008 95% of blacks voted for Obama and in 2012 93% voted for him. Those are real statistics.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:01 AM (53z96)

Again, your point is what?

382 Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:01 AM (53z96) You can't have people be asked to pay taxes and then not give them the right to vote. That is slavery.

383 "...in 2008 95% of blacks voted for Obama and in 2012 93% voted for him."

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:01 AM (53z96)

And they have the right to vote for whomever they wish. If Black America wants to vote for idiots, and we can't convince them of the error of their ways, then whose fault is it?

White males? Really? I have met lots of White males who are dumb-shits. Do we also eliminate them from the voting rolls? How about gay White males?

384 329 Black Sabbath has a new album coming out?? These guys are like, what, 65? Well, Yes and Jethro Tull both released new albums last year and they were both pretty damned good. But if the Sabs were going to do a new album, I wish they had done it while Ronnie James Dio was still with us.

385 "Todd Akin vs The Establishment"

Goodie, another huckster.  Just what we need.  Well, I guess at least some people are having success as Republicans.

386 No, I tried to find it, but, if you do a search on Pioneer Project, you get millions of hits. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (kXoT0) Link: XXXXXhttp://pioneerproject.us/index.php

387 359Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 10:57 AM (CJjw5)

Just as long as we don't let the wops vote, we'll be fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:59 AM (/WLC3)

Just ruined my keyboard.

388

Vic can say anything he wants. I remember that pic of him standing next to the car.  He gets a 24-7 pass, even if he's trying to take away my vote.

389 Posted by: Shoot Me at April 26, 2013 11:08 AM (qiXMt)

Reminds me of the saying about the missionaries who went to Hawaii to do good, and they did quite well!

390 Heather, while I understand your anger, there are derogatory things repeatedly said in the comments that could apply at any point to someone here.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2013 10:59 AM (X6akg)

Yeah, shit, New Yorkers get some nasty slander around these parts.

 

Of course we deserve every bit of it, just sayin', I feel ya.

391

"I may have inspired a future aerospace engineer or something to invent the warp drive!"

 

Is there, by chance, a kid in your son's class named Zephraim Cochran?

392 its just the cleansing and purifying power of debate

393 I think she means no children. We did not have children so we are parasites because we did not create new taxpayer serfs. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:46 AM (kXoT0) Wasn't familiar with that characterization. Thanks for the clarification. National Review said that? What has happened to them?

394

Just as long as we don't let the wops vote, we'll be fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:59 AM (/WLC3)

__

 

Oh sure, just use us for our food and hot females, but keep us out of the voting booth? I see how it is.

 

CBD, do you have a link to that pizza thread you hosted a couple months back? There was so much good info there, please direct me to it.

395 For good reason. Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 11:06 AM (m2CN7) What got it started: --------- That has got to be the dumbest selective pos you have ever posted. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:51 AM (53z96) --------- If that is wrong, EOJ should easily be able to prove his point by posting a hypothetical electoral map that assumes only black males could vote. I'm going to have to side with Vic.

396 Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2013 11:11 AM (jm/9g)

I'll poke around.....

397 382 Diogenes Lamp,

No no I am not saying i felt that way not implying that should be normative...I was just ['there at the founding' so to speak but because of our PCS move to South carolina can't give as much time as I like.

A few points.

1) I am still on paper a permanent Ohioan (military spouse)

2) I was a guest of Louisiana for ~5 years and they were wonderful years despite a shitty unit, my wife being gone half the time for the war, and our finances being narrow.  That was because of the people.  The resource is PEOPLE of good character and stout hearts.

3) I absolutely agree with damn near everything you posted in the 382 post.

My personal ambition is to aid the Pioneer Project in establishing a tighter C2 suite for the horde and setting up a relocation charity or donation group.

No bullshit I want mobile Morons who are inclined to come try to scout out and if they decide 'yes" make a go of the ArkLaTexOk

I will once able use my treasure and my life to aid the region no matter where I live.

I believe the dying embers of Locke and Smith will be if kept aglow anywhere kept smoldering in that region.

The coasts are cheerfully driving into a storm.

398 Just as long as we don't let the wops vote, we'll be fine. Va fan cul', e' su mama. This "wop" has voted conservative since the day I was old enough to vote.

399 Ok. And? What's your point? Are you really advocating that only white male property owners be allowed to vote? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 26, 2013 10:45 AM (da5Wo) Many here think "outreach" means sell-out, and believe we can never win over blocs. So, yes. Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 26, 2013 10:47 AM (52n2x) One of the things which I fear for the future is the possibility that "tribalism" will reassert itself. I am hoping that we can avoid this fate.

400 Posted by: kallisto at April 26, 2013 11:11 AM (jm/9g)

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/335807.php

401 How about the pain of staying home and taking care of the kids while Dad is bringing home the bacon. Does that qualify as paying taxes though her name is not on the W-2?

 

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:58 AM (m2CN7)

 

Thread's probably dead, but Ann Barnhart addressed that - she said that when only men had the vote, they knew their choice would affect their entire family and chose accordingly.  When women got the franchise, the single ones could vote for government to be their husband / daddy.

402 384 Bigby's Rosy palm,

The sticking point is 'what is a citizen"....?

and I am not saying "disenfrachise selcted group X'

a lot of our idiocy is possible only because thus far our wealth has insulated us from the adverse impact of the greed and crony impacts on the system....

and the slouching towards Argentina is only possible because the democrats literally buy votes.

403 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 26, 2013 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

It was said tongue-in-cheek, and directed at EOJ.

No insult was intended.

404 We will continue what we have now until the great collapse and that will be better. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 10:49 AM (53z96) And thereafter, we should establish that ONLY taxpayers can vote. It is a fundamental necessity in any governing system. Economic shenanigans have long been the hallmark of failed governmental systems.

405

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 26, 2013 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

 

------------------------

 

I'm married to a Saltwater Dago (Sicilian).  He knows that, and I've joked about it tongue-in-cheek in   the past.   He was  just joking.

406

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 11:13 AM (/WLC3)

___

mille grazie,  I  have  a  yen  to  make  a  pizza.  My  DNA compels  me.

407 I have a friend who is moving North to escape the ravages of asthma when she retires. She is going to Wyoming because retirees pay no property tax there. I have no details beyond that. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 26, 2013 10:51 AM (kXoT0) I personally find the notion of property taxes offensive. It's like you can never actually OWN anything. I believe we all have an obligation to financially support governments of which we are a part, but at some point their ought to be a basic ability to survive on your own land without having to worry about being evicted because you were unable to pay dollars to the government.

408 I'm married to a Saltwater Dago (Sicilian). He knows that, and I've joked about it tongue-in-cheek in the past. He was just joking.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 11:17 AM (CJjw5)

 

Just as long as they still allow coonasses to vote.  

409

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 11:17 AM (CJjw5)

___

 

wow  I  hope  you  keep  the  kitchen  knives  in  a  locked  drawer.

410 I will happily accept a vote of taxpayers, regardless of color or gender or fear of spiders. It is the leeches whose votes make me want to climb a tower with my Remington 700. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2013 10:52 AM (/WLC3) And I second this sentiment.

411

Just as long as they still allow coonasses to vote.

 

OK, we'll let the coonasses and wops vote.

 

But no Irish!

412 Voting age should be changed to 25 with military exemption. Our major screw up was lowering it to 18. Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:52 AM (m2CN7) I agree with you about it being a major screw up to lower the voting age to 18. (I would grant exceptions to those serving the nation in the US Armed forces.) But I think 25 is too high. Most people have woke up to the realities of adult-hood by 21.

413 409 DL,

While not agreeing hard with Vic and being in the 'taxpayer or earn the damn thing via service and sacrifice" card  that said EoJ and not trying to act like "Sven" internet badass...

Vic is not so much as I have read him saying "man yes yes I want this because it is moral and great" he is simply saying "this solution matrix would have produced Y"

I still disagree and think the limit should be as stated above.

I support the notion of "civil rights" if they are restricted to 'be fair and let people earn their way into citizenship" but not the set aside patronage horseshit they've evolved into...

there's no easy path out of this and I am sincere in my fear authoritarianism is coming of one stripe or another.

'ettes I love you hell in wife's case literally love her....

'rons I love you in a manly way

Yes we should be trying to bring more "blocs" in the fold but considering the GOP way seems to be outdonking the donk and we refuse to act as though our schools are enemy indoctrination camps I think that aids the decline and impact of our system....

we are supposed to be individuals not tribes.

414 But no Irish!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 11:20 AM (zF6Iw)

And a fuck you ta you too laddie

415 Just as long as they still allow coonasses to vote.

 

 

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 11:19 AM (m2CN7)

 

Probably  not.  Remember David Duke's NAAWP newsletter?  He  was going to relocate all of us up to Vermont.  I'm guessing  the right to vote wouldn't be included.

416 RIP George Jones

417 Have you ever been in comments section at this place called Ace of Spades HQ, where childless women are routinely denounced as "selfish" and "irresponsible" and "immature" (and childless men are "smart" for "avoiding the traps")? If only I'd maturely whored around with deadbeats after high school and generously allowed you all to pay the bills. Sigh. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 26, 2013 10:52 AM (/kI1Q) I've been in the Ace of Spades comment section plenty of times, but I do not recall ever seeing that characterization of childless women. I do not agree with it. I applaud those women who have children, but I do not criticize those who do not.

418 I'm married to a Saltwater Dago (Sicilian).

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 11:17 AM (CJjw5) 

So is my husband.

419 There is nothing wrong with having women vote, so long as they are paying taxes and are therefore subject to the feeling the PAIN of government excess. How about the pain of staying home and taking care of the kids while Dad is bringing home the bacon. Does that qualify as paying taxes though her name is not on the W-2? Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2013 10:58 AM (m2CN7) If you can demonstrate how this will engender a restraint on government spending, then i'll go along with it. The whole point is to make government spending painful to the voters when it is increased, with a mind towards reducing it down to only what is necessary.

420 Probably not. Remember David Duke's NAAWP newsletter? He was going to relocate all of us up to Vermont. I'm guessing the right to vote wouldn't be included.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2013 11:23 AM (CJjw5)

 

 

I missed that though a ski vacation would have been nice.  

421 A can't prove it but I'm pretty sure we are stuck with women voting.

422 And let me reiterate, I am not advocating removing the vote from women and minorities. Hell, I am part Cherokee. Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2013 11:04 AM (53z96) Me too, but I have to admit you picked a bad choice of words in an attempt to make your point.

423 The coasts are cheerfully driving into a storm. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 11:12 AM (LRFds) And this is what I see as well. First secure the heartland, then once the means are established, retake the coasts. This is my thinking.

424 Va fan cul', e' su mama. This "wop" has voted conservative since the day I was old enough to vote. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 26, 2013 11:12 AM (7ObY1) He's joking. I think he's from New York, the knowledge of which is what makes it funny.

425 #417

There is sound science behind using 25 as a minimum age. Studies in recent years have found that it is the age when the brain fully matures.

Personally, I'd favor 30 as the minimum voting age. Physical maturity of the brain is a good starting point but it needs to be in operation a few years to get the best result. With the advance of medicine, a child born today who doesn't vote until age 30 will likely participate in more elections than his forbears who first voted at 18.

426 Thread's probably dead, but Ann Barnhart addressed that - she said that when only men had the vote, they knew their choice would affect their entire family and chose accordingly. When women got the franchise, the single ones could vote for government to be their husband / daddy. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2013 11:13 AM (zF6Iw) There MUST be a connection between PAYING for government and RECEIVING government benefits, else there will be no financial stability inherent within the system. Basic control system feedback loop.

427 a lot of our idiocy is possible only because thus far our wealth has insulated us from the adverse impact of the greed and crony impacts on the system.... and the slouching towards Argentina is only possible because the democrats literally buy votes. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 11:14 AM (LRFds) Absolutely correct! I have long argued that this nation is the victim of it's own prosperity. Too much money makes idiocy seem more palatable.

428 we are supposed to be individuals not tribes. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 26, 2013 11:22 AM (LRFds) And decomposition into tribal factions is something of which I greatly fear. Let us not repeat the mistakes of the past if we can avoid them. I undertand Vic's point, but I think he chose a poor way to express it. He did clarify though.

429 Geeze, he still gets it wrong. I don't "hate" gays, I simply regard them in general, as people who have a psychological problem. In my mind, they are little different from people who think they are Napoleon.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 09:50 AM (bb5+k)

I hope you don't really take that asshole seriously.  I sure as hell don't.

430 There MUST be a connection between PAYING for government and RECEIVING government benefits, else there will be no financial stability inherent within the system.  

Basic control system feedback loop. 

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 26, 2013 11:40 AM (bb5+k)


Every leftist I've ever debated who wants to "fix" society has zero clue about systems engineering and feedback.  (Which is slightly critical to modifying our highly complex and interrelated politicoeocnomic system)

It's infuriating how they can be so ignorant about what they're doing and yet want to be in charge.  

431 So I just read that obama spoke to   Non-Parenthood this morning and told them the eviiiiil Republicans want to take Women back to the 50's. No you piece of shit most of us don't believe a Doctor should take a pair of scissors to a live Baby and sever their spinal chords....

432 Guy tries to rape US Navy Sailor.
Tries is the key word. Happy ending. Not for the guy.
http://tinyurl.com/d29dcm8

433 Further to Ace's commentary on the left from the other day, that bias exists in news organizations at many layers and one such layer is that they avoid looking at anything they don't want to have to actually see, and talk about in their reporting. This explains the pitifully superdicial coverage of mass murderer Kermit Gosnell, and another really good example arises in the NYT. Editorial Page editor Andrew Rosenthal is a moral coward, of course, but is also biased beyond any defense at all. He cannot even bring himself to describe the murder victims, living, breathing, moving, crying babies, as human. Instead, he calls them "viable fetuses". http://bit.ly/12LGskG

434 "The NYPD might have stopped the Tsarnaev brothers before they started." While the Boston Police Department responded effectively to last weekÂ’s marathon bombing, terrorism experts say that the attack, which killed three and injured more than 200, might well have been prevented had the perpetrators lived in New York City. . . . Judith Miller, City Journal /endorsing Bloomberg, no doubt