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July 24, 2013

Fun New Meme: The "In the Way Guy"
— Ace

A guy proposed to his gal on bended knee. He'd hoped for a memento that would last a lifetime, but a guy walked right in front of the shot at the key moment:

So he put the picture online, saying, "tried to get a photo of our proposalÂ…nailed it!" The picture went viral-ish.

The Meme-Generating Community has taken the In the Way Guy to be the next The Tourist Guy, and is doing all sorts of funny photoshops. More here.

And Late Afternoon Open Thread. I've got a migraine and the computer screen is hurting my eyes and head. I should be back but would like to take a break.

Posted by: Ace at 01:31 PM | Comments (247)
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1 First in the way?

Posted by: EC at July 24, 2013 01:33 PM (doBIb)

2 And Disneyland? Really?

Posted by: EC at July 24, 2013 01:33 PM (doBIb)

Too funny.

Posted by: RS at July 24, 2013 01:34 PM (YAGV/)

4 Migraines are caused by Global Warming. We need a new tax.

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2013 01:34 PM (lZvxr)

5 once again a reminder that begin famous beats other actual qualifications

http://tinyurl.com/mz8f6te

Posted by: Mallfly at July 24, 2013 01:35 PM (bJm7W)

6 Teh In-the-Way Guy seems like less of a douche than the guy doing the proposing. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:36 PM (+KfUs)

7 I wonder if "in the way guy" was in on it?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 01:36 PM (9VtYm)

8 Also, dead Communists are good, and agitprop is annoying.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:36 PM (+KfUs)

9 We must be in the Great Depression of new Memes, cause thats pretty lame.

Posted by: maddogg at July 24, 2013 01:37 PM (OlN4e)

10 *sniff* We are not amused. The NYT would have made a much better job of this, but it is, after all, beneath us.

Posted by: David Brooks, crease fetishist at July 24, 2013 01:37 PM (6TB1Z)

11 Get back to me when In the Way Guy interrupts Hitler's rant about Steiner.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2013 01:38 PM (6TB1Z)

12 "9 We must be in the Great Depression of new Memes, cause thats pretty lame. Posted by: maddogg at July 24, 2013 05:37 PM (OlN4e) " One might say that this meme, is, itself, getting in the way. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:38 PM (+KfUs)

13 Isn't this just a variation on photobombing?

Meme recycling recognized

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2013 01:38 PM (bYRF2)

14 Fun Nascar race at 7 pm on Speed channel. It's a dirt race at Eldora Speedway. It's Trucks race. First time any Nascar series has raced on dirt in 40 years. Should be a fun time. Probably a wreckfest cause most of the guys have no dirt racing experience. Some dirt-racing ringers also get to have their only Nascar race, too, so that's fun for them. Eldora is the premiere dirt track in America. Should be a fun race if likely chaotic. I'm betting on Kyle Larson the new wunderkind.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

15 It's Disney World, but whatever.

Posted by: Duh! at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (Zs83Q)

16 He's GOT to end up on one of Anthony Weiner's weiners.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (FcR7P)

17 6 Teh In-the-Way Guy seems like less of a douche than the guy doing the proposing. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 05:36 PM (+KfUs)

Based on their pictures, it looks to me like it may actually be a draw in regards to their douchiness.

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (LTbLf)

18 Too bad you can't make any money for being the dork who photobombed a wedding proposal at Disneyland.

Hmm.

Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (bWoh5)

19 n-the-Way Guy seems like less of a douche than the guy doing the proposing.

Too right. That lame strip of hair on his face isn't convincing anyone that he has a chin.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2013 01:39 PM (6TB1Z)

20 Proposing at Disneyland. romantic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 01:40 PM (8ZskC)

21 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal? We went on a band trip in high school and the biggest thrill was throwing snow balls in the igloo coke stand at Epcot.

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 01:40 PM (ELdpj)

22 Yet another reason why it's never a good idea to put photos online.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 01:40 PM (ImNoD)

23 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal?

Have you seen Minnie? I mean, wowzer. I had to sext her.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 24, 2013 01:41 PM (6TB1Z)

24 Oh sweet butterface!! Will ewe pleeeeese marry my fat ass????

Posted by: maddogg at July 24, 2013 01:41 PM (OlN4e)

25 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal?\

When I was 16 the Monsanto Adventure through Inner Space was make-out city.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

26 Also, while on memes...Red dress girl is not impressed.

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 01:41 PM (ELdpj)

27 "13 Isn't this just a variation on photobombing? Meme recycling recognized Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2013 05:38 PM (bYRF2) " 1:9. What is it that hath been? the same thing that shall be. What is it that hath been done? the same that shall be done. 1:10. Nothing under the sun is new, neither is any man able to say: Behold this is new: for it hath already gone before in the ages that were before us. 1:11. There is no remembrance of former things: nor indeed of those things which hereafter are to come, shall there be any remembrance with them that shall be in the latter end.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:41 PM (+KfUs)

28 7 I wonder if "in the way guy" was in on it?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 05:36 PM (9VtYm)

Conspiracy is everywhere we turn Rick.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at July 24, 2013 01:42 PM (/7gW+)

29 About that "haiku killer" (see sidebar):

You're a murderer
You think poems will impress us?
You still oughta fry

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at July 24, 2013 01:42 PM (Cjjf6)

30 A certain % of people have crazy-love for all things Disney. Had a prof who was like that. He went several times a year. Took his wife and kids. That was pretty much his main hobby. Nice guy. Computer genius. Very neat.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 24, 2013 01:42 PM (ZPrif)

31 He looks like Febby Petrulio from The Sopranos.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2013 01:42 PM (bYRF2)

32 Disney Proposal Guy has obviously never heard of 're-shoot'

but yeah, that's a fucked up place to propose

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 01:42 PM (8sCoq)

33 "15 It's Disney World, but whatever. Posted by: Duh! at July 24, 2013 05:39 PM (Zs83Q) " Obama World, comrade. Don't be racist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:43 PM (+KfUs)

34 "Also, dead Communists are good...."
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
I have an engine that turns communists into "good communists". It operates on a combustion cycle fueled by gunpowder.

Posted by: Ragland T. Tiger (the "T" stands for "Larry") at July 24, 2013 01:43 PM (ymovd)

35 Is it just me, or is Kneeling Proposal Guy being judged and found wanting by Red Dress Brunette?

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:44 PM (e6bSv)

36 32Disney Proposal Guy has obviously never heard of 're-shoot'

but yeah, that's a fucked up place to propose

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

Hey! The shitter at Joe's Crab Shack was occupied.

Posted by: proposas twerp at July 24, 2013 01:44 PM (OlN4e)

37 Dammit, Lauren beat me to it

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (e6bSv)

38 Disney World? Really? How lame. Where's the honeymoon? Lowes?

Posted by: Red Dress Brunette at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (6TB1Z)

39 "17 6 Teh In-the-Way Guy seems like less of a douche than the guy doing the proposing. Just sayin'. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 05:36 PM (+KfUs) Based on their pictures, it looks to me like it may actually be a draw in regards to their douchiness. Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 05:39 PM (LTbLf)" Well, In-The-Way Guy's douchiness seems more ephemeral, whereas the other guy might be Stuck on Douche.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (+KfUs)

40 If only he could be photoshopped between the government and the people

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (ee1Ie)

41 It looks like the office with a cameo by Patton Oswalt....

bizarre but funneh

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (LRFds)

42 I think it's funny.

Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (Z3IKN)

Proposed at Disney? Sheesh, dude, get a real life.

They probably charged him extra for that.

Oh, and she's not going to dress up as Cinderella, no matter how much you beg her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 01:45 PM (0HooB)

44 Proposal sites rejected by Disney Proposal Guy:

1. The DMV
2. Costco when the doors open on Saturday morning
3. The Extended-Grope Line in security at LAX

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

45 Please book "In the Way Guy" for Zero's next Focus on the Economy Speech.

Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2013 01:46 PM (H307p)

46 Hey, great minds, right Secundus?

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 01:46 PM (ELdpj)

47 Of the three main characters, which has the biggest boobs?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 01:47 PM (ee1Ie)

48 31 He looks like Febby Petrulio from The Sopranos.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2013 05:42 PM (bYRF2)

Good call! I KNEW "In the Way Guy" looked like somebody I'd seen before.

http://tinyurl.com/mvomau5

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 01:47 PM (LTbLf)

49 "19 n-the-Way Guy seems like less of a douche than the guy doing the proposing. Too right. That lame strip of hair on his face isn't convincing anyone that he has a chin. Posted by: pep at July 24, 2013 05:39 PM (6TB1Z) " Almost makes him look like he's wearing some sort of helmet. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:47 PM (+KfUs)

50 Planking was cooler.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 24, 2013 01:47 PM (spjFk)

51 I never proposed. It just happened.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 01:47 PM (ee1Ie)

52 In Weiner news....Anthony is now blaming his shitty marriage to Huma for him being such a dick.

Link at Drudge...who is still having too much fun with Teh Weinerisms.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 01:48 PM (qoQi/)

53 "23 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal? Have you seen Minnie? I mean, wowzer. I had to sext her. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 24, 2013 05:41 PM (6TB1Z) " I think everyone's seen "Minnie" by now.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:48 PM (+KfUs)

54 If this guy has been between the Sun and the Earth the last fifteen years...

Posted by: Michael Mann at July 24, 2013 01:48 PM (FcR7P)

55 Need to put him on top of the World Trade Center, in front of the guy getting his picture taken in front of.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2013 01:48 PM (BeSEI)

56 I never proposed. It just happened.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 05:47 PM (ee1Ie)

I'll bet you were surprised as hell when you showed up one day and it was your wedding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

57 32

but yeah, that's a fucked up place to propose

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

Maybe the guy proposed there because of the surprise factor since it's "a fucked up place to propose."

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (LTbLf)

58 Wiener blames misconduct on hardness.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (spjFk)

59
I need to learn some photoshopfu.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (4+FWp)

60 Shoulda done this at Lego Land, where the people only about 1" tall.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (2mSdf)

61 Extra Strength Excedrin x 2 and Ice Packs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: migraine sufferer at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

62 Hey, great minds, right Secundus?

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 05:46 PM (ELdpj)

Yep.

Luckily, ours as well.

Incidentally, regarding crime haiku:

The cherry blossoms
Fall gently on the lush grass
Give me your wallet

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (e6bSv)

63
Planking was cooler.

Faith Hilling was even cooler.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 01:49 PM (qoQi/)

64 Looks like he's holding a script in his left hand. He needed a script to propose?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 01:50 PM (ImNoD)

65 >>>Lol. How did I get to this courtroom? Oh,the shotgun inmy back, riiiiiight... It was a formal wedding. The shotgun was white.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 01:50 PM (ee1Ie)

66 I love dirt tracking... oh, NASCAR dirt tracking. Never mind.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 24, 2013 01:50 PM (Pr6hk)

67 Crap. Sorry, new web browser.

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:50 PM (e6bSv)

68 but yeah, that's a fucked up place to propose It was that or Comic-Con.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 01:50 PM (FcR7P)

69 From what I've heard, the Homos that show up at Disney World Gay Pride Day go there for the rides. The ones in the bushes, not the mechanical ones. Not the best day to take da chillin'.

Posted by: maddogg at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (OlN4e)

70 When asked for a reason for his proposal at Disney, the groom-to-be replied, "Well, she's fucking goofy."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (0HooB)

71 54 MUMR,

She's no Daisy...no Daisy at all..

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (LRFds)

72 "35 Is it just me, or is Kneeling Proposal Guy being judged and found wanting by Red Dress Brunette? Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 05:44 PM (e6bSv) " Ha! Though, to be fair, she might also be checking out the chick's ass.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (+KfUs)

73 Now, someone should take these photoshopped images, and photoshop the SCOAMF in them. In The Way Guy in Chief

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: migraine sufferer at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (IXrOn)

74 >Maybe the guy proposed there because of the surprise factor since it's "a fucked up place to propose."

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 05:49 PM (LTbLf)

yes, I may have been over the top with my comment. maybe I should have said 'banal'.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (8sCoq)

75 I think it's funny but I'm old enough to remember when a squirrel or marmot was the interloper.

Posted by: Parisparamus at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (tRtjp)

76 >>>I never proposed. It just happened. <<<

You might be a redneck if your father-in-law gives you his shotgun on your daughter's birthday.

Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (bWoh5)

77 Sticky Wicket

I'm just waiting for the NY Post headline: "Weiner Pulls Out!" It would irresponsible of them to miss the opportunity when the time comes.

Posted by: Ragland T. Tiger (the "T" stands for "Larry") at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM (ymovd)

78
lol
Red dress brunette girl should be photoshopped into "I'm not impressed" girl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (4+FWp)

79 Can we get this guy to take Boner's place? Or McCain?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (Y0eE/)

80 I wonder if "in the way guy" was in on it? Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 05:36 PM (9VtYm) Conspiracy is everywhere we turn Rick. Broken trust meter is broke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (9VtYm)

81 If that's DisneyLand, shouldn't there be some little kids somewhere...anywhere?

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (FcR7P)

82 Pro tip: Never propose at a location you have to pay to get to.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (tf9Ne)

83 73 if she was fucking Goofy you should have dumped her ass.

Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (H307p)

84 "It's about fucking time" was what she said when I handed her a ring. That's not really a proposal. Married 6 weeks later. 15 years on.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 24, 2013 01:52 PM (ee1Ie)

85 I'm waiting for In-the-Way Guy to show up on the Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 24, 2013 01:53 PM (bYRF2)

86 Please tell me somone's done In the Way Guy with the Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 01:53 PM (3VBXw)

87 >>In Weiner news....Anthony is now blaming his shitty marriage to Huma for him being such a dick.

So he's saying: Sexting-->Marriage problems-->Sexting?
He's not even as bright as an underpants gnome.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2013 01:54 PM (2mSdf)

88 You know what would be really funny? Photoshop this guy into a picture of Ace's comments section, with pictures in it!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2013 01:54 PM (BeSEI)

89 In the way guy at Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2013 01:54 PM (lVPtV)

90 We got this meme covered.

Posted by: Brazzers at July 24, 2013 01:54 PM (BAS5M)

91 "53 In Weiner news....Anthony is now blaming his shitty marriage to Huma for him being such a dick. Link at Drudge...who is still having too much fun with Teh Weinerisms. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 05:48 PM (qoQi/) " Huma goes (or won't go) ATM?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (+KfUs)

92 53 In Weiner news....Anthony is now blaming his shitty marriage to Huma for him being such a dick. As I scanned I thought it said because Huma wouldn't suck a ...

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (Y0eE/)

93 Are these people royalty? If not, then who gives a shit.

Posted by: This Is CNN at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

94 From an old USMC marching song:

The wedding was/ A formal one/ Her father brought/ A white shotgun

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (e6bSv)

95 My proposal was: "so the test's positive" "oh...well do you still want to wait until the spring to get married, or do you want to do it now before you start showing?" "Now's good. *pulls out calendar,*how's the 3rd weekend in December sound?" "works for me" So...yeah, no snark on Disney Guy. Well, a little snark.

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (ELdpj)

Bright sunshine today

The air so very fresh

I'm going to kill you

Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (Z3IKN)

97 "55 If this guy has been between the Sun and the Earth the last fifteen years... Posted by: Michael Mann at July 24, 2013 05:48 PM (FcR7P) " Ha! :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:55 PM (+KfUs)

98 Now I know who's been cock-blocking me on twitter.

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (Pr6hk)

99 too much irony is soon fatal

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (omBWL)

100 82 Can we get this guy to take Boner's place? Or McCain? __________________ LOL. Let's pay him to attend every Obama press conference. I'd give a lot to have somebody block out Barry's ugly mug.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (/sohm)

101 85 -

You just put the kibosh on every trip I've ever taken to a brothel.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (BeSEI)

102 99 Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 24, 2013 05:55 PM (tWmgi) I of the Nathan Detroit school.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (+98Gb)

103
I like the Jack Ruby one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (4+FWp)

104 The U.S. Federal Government is the world's largest, most intrusive In The Way Guy.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (5RUlF)

105 If that's DisneyLand, shouldn't there be some little kids somewhere...anywhere?

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 05:52 PM (FcR7P)

It's a conspiracy! And they all look Jewish!

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (e6bSv)

106 Damn Dr. Varno, that was . . . eerie.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM (3VBXw)

107 This guy prevented unemployment checks from stimulating the economy

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (Pr6hk)

108
It was her birthday, so we got dressed up and went out to dinner at Nathan's in Georgetown. After dinner we went to the National Mall to visit the Pageant Of Peace. You know, the National Christmas Tree and the Christmas trees from all the 50 states... So we're at the foot of the National Christmas tree just marveling at all the twinkly goodness and I asked her, and she said yes. Afterwards we sipped champagne as we took a horse-drawn carriage ride around The Ellipse. It was like a movie. Then we went home and did the wild thing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (8sCoq)

109 Â“Sending these embarrassing messages to women online, whom I never met, was a personal failing that was hurtful to my wife and a part of my life that Huma and I have put behind us,Â” he wrote.....Â“Now, with 47 days left until the primary, some powerful voices are making it clear that they still don't want me to run,Â” Weiner said in his letter. Â“Yesterday's news has given them fresh fodder.Â”

Yes, Anthony, the news has given them fresh fodder. Not you, you pervy little wanker, the news. Oh, and it's probably less than ideal for a man in your situation to blame his wife. Just a thought.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (6TB1Z)

110 "61 I need to learn some photoshopfu. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2013 05:49 PM (4+FWp) " Thinking of becoming a journolist?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (+KfUs)

111 In the way guy on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (Z3IKN)

112 92 In the way guy at Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2013 05:54 PM (lVPtV)

--There's a pic of that at the knowyourmems link.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (3VBXw)

113 yahoo front page has a swell picture of Mr Wiener and Mrs Whiner. Reason to believe that man is descended from the mighty Tyrannosaurus and it was quite a descent.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 24, 2013 01:57 PM (bJm7W)

114 What is In My Way Dork carrying via the wide strap? Is that called a Douche Saddle or something?

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 01:58 PM (FcR7P)

115 It was like a movie. Then we went home and did the wild thing. You mass-tweeted dick pics?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 24, 2013 01:58 PM (aZrqG)

116 --There's a pic of that at the knowyourmems link.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 05:57 PM (3VBXw)

lol

How about stepping out in front of Kate and Wills and the new baby?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2013 01:59 PM (lVPtV)

117 The great blue whale
Sings his wonderful sea song
Keys, motherfucker

Posted by: Secundus at July 24, 2013 01:59 PM (e6bSv)

118 Both my wedding proposals were on the Boston Common. At least the second one included a celebratory stay at the Ritz overlooking the park.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2013 01:59 PM (2mSdf)

119 In the way guy on the moon with Armstrong and Buzz? Blocking Shepard's golf shot?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2013 01:59 PM (BAS5M)

120 The 'In The Way Guy' prevented me from proving Trig Palin is really Bristol's kid

Posted by: Andi Sullivain at July 24, 2013 01:59 PM (Pr6hk)

121 "66 Looks like he's holding a script in his left hand. He needed a script to propose?! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 05:50 PM (ImNoD) " He should have used a teleprompter! Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 24, 2013 02:00 PM (+KfUs)

122 Hey Burt not to sound ghey but going shooting with you would be the high point of my year

Posted by: DAve at July 24, 2013 02:00 PM (albkL)

123 Rum would've kilt that guy.

Posted by: CDR M at July 24, 2013 02:00 PM (dKV5k)

124 21 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal? We went on a band trip in high school and the biggest thrill was throwing snow balls in the igloo coke stand at Epcot. Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2013 05:40 PM (ELdpj) What makes you think they didn't bring their kids?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2013 02:00 PM (FezZ1)

125
some peepies no clicky teh linkies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2013 02:00 PM (4+FWp)

126 Flatbush Joe. Eldora I'll be watching but it think it will suck. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 24, 2013 02:01 PM (Y0eE/)

127 I thought the 'In The Way Guy' was going to prevent me from groping those subordinates

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 24, 2013 02:01 PM (Pr6hk)

128 And I can think of a reason to go to Disney without kids. Epcot center and "drink around the world"

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2013 02:02 PM (FezZ1)

129 112

Then we went home and did the wild thing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 05:57 PM (8sCoq)

That can't be true. After all, you weren't married yet.

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 02:02 PM (LTbLf)

130 Imitrex, ace. Changed my friggin life. Srsly.

Posted by: Y-not, migraine sufferer at July 24, 2013 02:02 PM (5H6zj)

131 To bad the 'In The Way Guy' is afraid of swimming

Posted by: Crocodile Hunter at July 24, 2013 02:02 PM (Pr6hk)

132 In the Way Guy on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel

Posted by: DAve at July 24, 2013 02:02 PM (albkL)

133 You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal? You know, they might still be on their parents' insurance policies...

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 02:03 PM (FcR7P)

134

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2013 05:57 PM (6TB1Z)

Isn't it amazing that man who wants to control the largest municiple government in the U.S. can't even control himself?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:03 PM (5RUlF)

135 Clearly I swerved so I wouldn't hit The 'In The Way Guy'

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at July 24, 2013 02:03 PM (Pr6hk)

136 As much as I dislike Anthony Weiner, it doesn't sound like he was really blaming her-.at least not yet. He said "a rough time in their marriage." That said, he's a nasty little creep. Of course anyone who votes for him saying "It's between he and his wife" without understanding that repeated lying, betrayal and narcissism are not good qualities to have in a Mayor probably deserves his leadership.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 02:04 PM (ImNoD)

137
The "in the way guy" could have blocked the Zimmerman unlawful shot to Trayvon's chesticles.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 24, 2013 02:04 PM (pJF+c)

138 I wanted to propose in a garden, where my wife and I had our first semi-date. But, nature got in the way. It was thunder and lightning. I ended up proposing in a church chapel. Not as romantic, but I had the ring and I had to pop the question before I popped from anxiety.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2013 02:04 PM (QehQP)

139

138You know, I've never understood people who go to Disney without kids. What's the appeal?

You know, they might still be on their parents' insurance policies...

It's like way better once you're an empty-nester. You can go on all the rides that have height limitations.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:04 PM (5RUlF)

140 Isn't it amazing that man who wants to control the largest municiple government in the U.S. can't even control himself? What's even more amazing. Many NYers don't care and will vote for him anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 02:05 PM (ImNoD)

141 Various lottery jackpots for tonight.

Powerball - $166 million annuity.
California Super Lotto - $36 million
Louisiana Lotto - $550,000
Florida Lotto - $40 million
Texas Lotto - $17.25 million

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:05 PM (WRnYo)

142

I'll be watching but it think it will suck. Hope I'm wrong.

That should be pretty kewl. Practice last night was interesting.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 02:05 PM (0HooB)

143

143I wanted to propose in a garden, where my wife and I had our first semi-date. But, nature got in the way.

Yeah, I had to pee really bad, too.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:06 PM (5RUlF)

144 In the Way Guyon theceiling ofthe Sistine chapel Is that the picture where the Hand of God is reaching out to touch Man? Yeah, that would be funny to see him busting thru that.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 02:07 PM (FcR7P)

145
I proposed to Dr. Biden at the local Holiday Inn, but she demanded money first.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 24, 2013 02:07 PM (pJF+c)

146
He's not even as bright as an underpants gnome.

But he is a scrawny malnourished member of the weasel family.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 02:07 PM (qoQi/)

147 Today, my friend from Jersey sent me this "column" and I'm going to share it with you guys as it references your favorite republican chris christie (it is from a very unusual blog though so DO NOT OPEN THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF CHILDREN. Not realizing this, he was apparently so incensed he didn't think to warn any of us, I clicked on the link and it seemed like hours not seconds before I could click it off hoping no one saw anything).

"Geeze Louise, another Obama legacy in he had America pay for a sex orgy in New Jersey..." http://tinyurl.com/n2w9of

Posted by: caustic at July 24, 2013 02:07 PM (/b8+5)

148 >>Isn't it amazing that man who wants to control the largest municiple government in the U.S. can't even control himself?

Exactly! But the MSM just tells us it's OK because Huma's forgiven him. As if that mattered.
He's a walking sexual harassment or blackmail scandal waiting to happen. Just think what Anna Chapman could do with this guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2013 02:08 PM (2mSdf)

149 I proposed to Mr Y-not in my dorm room while I was doing P-chem problems and he was watching Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Y-not, incurable romantic at July 24, 2013 02:08 PM (5H6zj)

150 In The Way Guy blocking Mario Andretti drinking the milk at the 1969 Indy 500.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2013 02:09 PM (BAS5M)

151 Yeah, I had to pee really bad, too.

HA! I thought the comments would point out the popped from anxiety thing. I re-did that part three times to make it sound less like ejaculation.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2013 02:10 PM (QehQP)

152
In the way guy could have blocked the D-9 Caterpillar.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 24, 2013 02:10 PM (pJF+c)

153 That final frame from "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" where they come out guns blazing?

In The Way Guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 02:11 PM (8sCoq)

154 I proposed to Mr Y-not in my dorm room while I was doing P-chem problems and he was watching Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Y-not, incurable romantic at July 24, 2013 06:08 PM (5H6zj)

That's a sucker punch, asking a guy to marry you during Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

155 alright this one's really bad

that one frame of the Zapruder film where the fatal shot strikes Kennedy's head?

In The Way Guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 02:12 PM (8sCoq)

156 141 As much as I dislike Anthony Weiner, it doesn't sound like he was really blaming her-.at least not yet. He said "a rough time in their marriage." That said, he's a nasty little creep. Of course anyone who votes for him saying "It's between he and his wife" without understanding that repeated lying, betrayal and narcissism are not good qualities to have in a Mayor probably deserves his leadership.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2013 06:04 PM (ImNoD)

--Cheating on your wife is bad enough, but doing it when she's pregnant?

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 02:13 PM (3VBXw)

157 Just think if In The Way Guy had gotten between Michelle and food?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:13 PM (WRnYo)

158 155 My life went off course in chemistry class because the professor taught me alcohol is a solution. I blame academia

Posted by: DAve at July 24, 2013 02:13 PM (albkL)

159 My wife called out something like..."You know, if we're gonna get married, we better do it before I have to go do my Phd defense, but if it's going to be in the Fall, we really need to start inviting by people by such and such a date...". I sat stunned for a bit, and then properly proposed a couple days later.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 24, 2013 02:13 PM (ZshNr)

160

That's a sucker punch, asking a guy to marry you during Wild Kingdom.

Mrs. Merchant's favorite is Quest for Fire.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:14 PM (5RUlF)

161 In The Way Guy should be in a picture with Bicycle/Mom Jeans/Baseball Pitcher Barry.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, 9th Circle of Hell at July 24, 2013 02:14 PM (X866z)

162
As much as I dislike Anthony Weiner, it doesn't sound like he was really blaming her-.at least not yet. He said "a rough time in their marriage." That said, he's a nasty little creep. Of course anyone who votes for him saying "It's between he and his wife" without understanding that repeated lying, betrayal and narcissism are not good qualities to have in a Mayor probably deserves his leadership.

No. He's blaming her. He sent dick pics to women, got busted for it, was laughed out of office....and he blames his (haha) relapse on a rough spot in his marriage. That he caused. He can't even sack up and acknowledge that he's a pussy hound. He can't even offer up an excuse that excludes his innocent wife.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 02:14 PM (qoQi/)

163 That's a sucker punch, asking a guy to marry you during Wild Kingdom. Points though if it was while lions or elephants were mating.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 02:14 PM (9VtYm)

164
In The Way Guy should have gotten in the way of O'Stumblefuck's father's money shot.

Posted by: Mark Levin at July 24, 2013 02:14 PM (pJF+c)

165 163 Just think if In The Way Guy had gotten between Michelle and food? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 06:13 PM (WRnYo) She would have torn him apart. The horror...the horror.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2013 02:15 PM (SgVUM)

166 Hey Anna this is Yontan on Okinawa: http://tinyurl.com/n6vu6a6 my dad was there that night

Posted by: DAve at July 24, 2013 02:16 PM (albkL)

167 That's a sucker punch, asking a guy to marry you during Wild Kingdom. --- Points though if it was while lions or elephants were mating. --- He said it was just as a lion was crushing a gazelle's throat. I. Kid. You. Not.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:16 PM (5H6zj)

168 Think of the lowliest job or volunteer position you can. Nobody would take Anthony Weiner. But Mayor of New York City? Yeah, that's a possibility.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (FcR7P)

169 In The Way Guy at the Beatles' Abbey Road cover shoot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (0HooB)

170 The Associated Press ‏@AP 2h

BREAKING: AP sources: Obama nominating Caroline Kennedy as ambassador to Japan

when does the Japanese navy set sail for Pearl Harbor???

Posted by: phreshone at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (Pr6hk)

171

Of course anyone who votes for him saying "It's between he and his wife" without understanding that repeated lying, betrayal and narcissism are not good qualities to have in a Mayor probably deserves his leadership.

Unfortunately, integrity is no longer even perceived by the electorate as a qualification for public office.

Since you have an electorate made up of voters who watch Jerry Springer as a model for behavior, no wonder.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (5RUlF)

172 164 155 My life went off course in chemistry class because the professor taught me alcohol is a solution. I blame academia --- LOL!

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (5H6zj)

173 Weiner is saying when he's under stress he does dumb things, can't control his impulses. Which is exactly why he's ill-suited for the NYC Mayor. Could he keep it together if there were another 9-11 or ongoing riots? The city is crumbling and he's locked in his office sexting co-eds.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2013 02:17 PM (2mSdf)

174 173 He said it was just as a lion was crushing a gazelle's throat. I. Kid. You. Not. Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 06:16 PM (5H6zj) In some cultures that could be sign of good luck. I have no idea which ones, but anything's possible.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (SgVUM)

175 Buy Sake futures.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (ZshNr)

176 The Ring meets In The Way Guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (WRnYo)

177 "In the way guy" could have saved Anthony Weiner's career.

Posted by: George Orwell wearing a lampshade at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (mCNwt)

178 I remember seeing that guy run in front of Bill Buckner...

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (FcR7P)

179

In the Way Guy in front of Kate Upton on a horse.

No, wait, that was wrong.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (5RUlF)

180 In The Way Guy should have gotten in the way of Lena Dunham's nakedness and in the way of all her photo ops and online pics. Apparently she's been named by a magazine as the 'sexiest woman alive'.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at July 24, 2013 02:18 PM (sPao2)

181 That photo of Gen MacArthur stepping off the landing craft, having returned to the Phillipines?

In The Way Guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 02:19 PM (8sCoq)

182
I'd hit "In The Way Guy" with gusto.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 24, 2013 02:19 PM (pJF+c)

183 174 Think of the lowliest job or volunteer position you can. Nobody would take Anthony Weiner. ---- Imagine if he applied for a job at one of those places that demands all of your on-line account passwords etc. The rules never apply to career politicians.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:19 PM (5H6zj)

184 Ambassador Kennedy, please try the fugu.

*gack* *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:19 PM (WRnYo)

185 186 In The Way Guy should have gotten in the way of Lena Dunham's nakedness and in the way of all her photo ops and online pics. Apparently she's been named by a magazine as the 'sexiest woman alive'. Posted by: Mo the Girl at July 24, 2013 06:18 PM (sPao2) Which magazine? Heifer Quarterly?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (SgVUM)

186 127 Rum would've kilt that guy. I miss Rum. The ONT hasn't been the same since she left.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (IlZPo)

187 Neil Armstrong stepping off the LM?

In The Way Guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (8sCoq)

188 >>In some cultures that could be sign of good luck 29 year anniversary in two weeks. So maybe good luck, depending on your perspective of course. Anthony Weiner would think it was bad luck.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (5H6zj)

189 "When being confirmed for judiciary appointments of a lifetime nature, they have repeatedly obfuscated, dissembled, and plain misled about their true views, preventing proper consent of appontments by the people's representatives."

Posted by: T. at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (bTo8i)

190
I could have used "In The Way Guy" the day the WarCock shot my face.

Posted by: Harry Whittington at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (pJF+c)

191 175 In The Way Guy at the Beatles' Abbey Road cover shoot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 06:17 PM (0HooB)

--Already done.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 02:20 PM (3VBXw)

192 29 year anniversary in two weeks. Congratulations!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2013 02:21 PM (SgVUM)

193 Caroline summoned me for advice on get through a Senate Nomination Hearing, I told her that "we'll drive off that bridge when we get to it"

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at July 24, 2013 02:21 PM (Pr6hk)

194 29 year anniversary in two weeks. Seriously, congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2013 02:22 PM (9VtYm)

195
My vision on Mars was blocked by some dumb cracker-ass.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 24, 2013 02:22 PM (pJF+c)

196 Weiner really doesn't want to be mayor. Don't think he even wants to be in politics anymore. His subconscious is coming out in all this interaction on twitter. It's his wife and her pseudo parents, hillbill who want him to be mayor. The worst part, NYers are so busy many vote on recognizing the guys/gals name. So they'll recognize weiner. Just like they keep recognizing shoo mer.

Posted by: caustic at July 24, 2013 02:22 PM (/b8+5)

197 Jack Ruby lunging forward to shoot Oswald?

In The Way Guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 24, 2013 02:24 PM (8sCoq)

198 I didn't propose either,she did. Weeellll it might have been an ultimatum but same thing.. Right??

Posted by: White Hispanic at July 24, 2013 02:24 PM (LKpgg)

199 Looks like Yontan had a kamikaze party. Two USMC F4U-1Ds parked there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:24 PM (WRnYo)

200 29 year anniversary in two weeks.

You are strong in the ways of matrimony-fu.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2013 02:25 PM (8ZskC)

201 192 127 Rum would've kilt that guy.

I miss Rum. The ONT hasn't been the same since she left.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 24, 2013 06:20 PM (IlZPo)

--Certainly Comment 666 is not as fun.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 02:26 PM (3VBXw)

202 Thanks, folks. Feel damned lucky.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:26 PM (5H6zj)

203 >>I miss Rum. The ONT hasn't been the same since she left. So is she gone gone for some sort of reason or just not around much any longer? I miss her, too.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:27 PM (5H6zj)

204 In The Way Guy crossing the field in front of Pickett's Charge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2013 02:27 PM (BAS5M)

205 191 I think it's a parody or someone's joke, but her fans have called her 'unquestionably beautiful'. I think that 'fan' [probably only one] was paid for that comment. I can't even see her boyfriend thinking she is sexy.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at July 24, 2013 02:27 PM (sPao2)

206 No. He's blaming her. He sent dick pics to women, got busted for it, was laughed out of office....and he blames his (haha) relapse on a rough spot in his marriage. That he caused. He can't even sack up and acknowledge that he's a pussy hound. He can't even offer up an excuse that excludes his innocent wife.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 06:14 PM (qoQi/)

----------------------------------------------------

Sorry. Can't cough up any sympathy for Huma. She probably rides him about it every minute that she isn't mouthslarping Hillary's cooter. They're both reprehensible.

Posted by: Soona at July 24, 2013 02:27 PM (Z3IKN)

207 I wish In The Way Guy would get in the way of this:

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 1m

i will be appearing in sharknado 2

Posted by: Country Singer at July 24, 2013 02:27 PM (U22Yw)

208 The Taiwan version of Carlos Danger:

http://youtu.be/B6dFp2VLE_g

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 02:28 PM (3VBXw)

209
Ambassador Kennedy, please try the fugu.

*gack* *thud*

/snorkles

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 02:30 PM (qoQi/)

210 >>Sorry. Can't cough up any sympathy for Huma. My sympathy for her evaporated when she decided to pimp her dysfunctional husband off on NY voters.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:30 PM (5H6zj)

211 Too right. That lame strip of hair on his face isn't convincing anyone that he has a chin. Posted by: pep The memorial George Lucas chin-strap, directly above the Jeantel neck waddle.

Posted by: imp at July 24, 2013 02:30 PM (L9AnB)

212 216 >>Sorry. Can't cough up any sympathy for Huma.

My sympathy for her evaporated when she decided to pimp her dysfunctional husband off on NY voters.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 06:30 PM (5H6zj)

--She's Hillhag 2.0: It's all about the power, baby.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2013 02:31 PM (3VBXw)

213 BREAKING from Twitter: @JoseCanseco i will be appearing in sharknado 2

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:32 PM (5H6zj)

214 @JoseCanseco

i will be appearing in sharknado 2

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 06:32 PM (5H6zj)

Shark bounces off his head into the stands?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 24, 2013 02:33 PM (29vnO)

215

BREAKING from Twitter:

@JoseCanseco

i will be appearing in sharknado 2

Sorry, it's not official until there's a Canseku.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 02:34 PM (0HooB)

216 Ursula Andress coming out of the water in Dr. No. In The Way Guy blocking the view.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2013 02:35 PM (BAS5M)

217 Lena Dunham's nakedness and in the way of all her photo ops and online pics. Apparently she's been named by a magazine as the 'sexiest woman alive'. Posted by: Mo the Girl *shudder* she isn't even the "sexiest women in an all male prison." That's like naming Joe Biden "the smartest man alive."

Posted by: imp at July 24, 2013 02:35 PM (L9AnB)

218

Apparently she's been named by a magazine as the 'sexiest woman alive'.

Evidently it's the Helen Keller Gazette.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 24, 2013 02:37 PM (0HooB)

219 Evidently it's the Helen Keller Gazette. Posted by: BackwardsBoy Those guys are blind and deaf, not blind and paraplegic.

Posted by: imp at July 24, 2013 02:38 PM (L9AnB)

220

You are strong in the ways of matrimony-fu.

At my son's wedding a few weeks ago, the DJ asked all couples to come up and dance. Once everyone was on the dance floor, he asked all unmarried couples to leave the floor. Then he asked all those married for less than five years to leave the floor. Then ten years, then fifteen, then twenty. That left my wife and I, and another couple we've known for years on the floor. The DJ announced twenty five years, and I and my bride had to leave the floor.

That left one couple on the floor. DJ called out 30 years, then 35, then 40, then 45, and finally asked them how long they'd been married.....51 years. Richard and Caroline...still living in the same house they shared on their wedding night. Pretty damned amazing.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 24, 2013 02:39 PM (qoQi/)

221 In the Way Guy caused Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 24, 2013 02:41 PM (Y0eE/)

222 So there is a magazine called Play-Braille then?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2013 02:41 PM (WRnYo)

223 I less than three you, In-The-Way-Guy. Don't ever change!

Posted by: Kensington at July 24, 2013 02:42 PM (Yy2ZT)

224 There's tranny's I'd hit before I'd hit Lena Dunham...and I've NEVER hit a tranny.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 24, 2013 02:43 PM (spjFk)

225 Weiner is truly the poster child for women being interested in the power. If he were not a former congressman, in a new york bar, he wouldn't get a second look, might not even get a first. He'd have been a matchmakers dream client for all the girls with a good heart.

Posted by: caustic at July 24, 2013 02:43 PM (/b8+5)

226 Galileo's first glance through the telescope at Jupiter? In The Way Guy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Italian grandfather.

Posted by: George Orwell wearing a lampshade at July 24, 2013 02:44 PM (mCNwt)

227 51 years. Richard and Caroline...still living in the same house they shared on their wedding night. --- Awesome.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:45 PM (5H6zj)

228 I had to remind myself what Lena D looked like: http://tinyurl.com/m8ztfb9 Wow. She's not even butterface attractive.

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 02:47 PM (5H6zj)

229 That sailor and nurse photo looks kind of rapey. And, of course, the interposing male did nothing to stop it. War on Womyns! --- aMANda marcotte, scrunt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 24, 2013 02:51 PM (HsTG8)

230 I didn't actually get to propose to my (second) wife. We were going over to my parent's house for a dinner, where I had planned to propose, and I had made the grave mistake of telling my 8 and 5 year old daughters that I was going to be proposing to her when we got there. They went ahead and told her about it in the car on the way over. It is a miracle that the two of them survived to get a day older.

Posted by: David (NOT DAve!), infamous sockpuppet at July 24, 2013 02:51 PM (w6ylO)

231 Posted by: caustic at July 24, 2013 06:22 PM (/b8+5) Shut up you brain dead skank. See if you can avoid posting gay porn during the new wienergate.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2013 02:52 PM (FezZ1)

232 220 Shark bounces off his head into the stands?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 24, 2013 06:33 PM (29vnO)

I was thinking that when the sharks start flying through the air in "Sharknado 2," Canseco quickly shoots himself up with steroids, picks up a Louisville Slugger, and starts swinging at the incoming flying sharks, driving the ones he hits 500-plus feet into the ocean. The movie then ends with him banging an aged Madonna, who during the banging transforms into Roy Scheider.

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 02:55 PM (LTbLf)

233

Posted by: caustic at July 24, 2013 06:22 PM (/b8+5)

Shut up you brain dead skank. See if you can avoid posting gay porn during the new wienergate.

Where is InTheWayGuy when you need him to block catpiss' posts?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2013 02:55 PM (BAS5M)

234 >>>There's tranny's I'd hit before I'd hit Lena Dunham...and I've NEVER hit a tranny.<<<

That's kinda like saying you'd have sexual congress with your clone and could eliminate teh ghey by killing him.

Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2013 02:56 PM (bWoh5)

235 My boyfriend (now husband) mentioned marriage after a year of on/off/on/off and no reason except sowing his oats or whatever he was doing (we were young college kids). Actually, this was sort of seasonal, his freak-outs that he was serious about me and needed to see other people or whatever...he was quite the lady's man, so his family tells me...I was the first he brought home for dinner, a redneck princess to a Long Island family---what could go wrong?).

One night, during an on season and our last season, he was out with one of his friends as I studied for a test. He came back to my apartment a bit sentimental and mentioned marriage. I calmly told him to ask me in a year and I would think about it, as he was not going to mess with my head anymore and I had one semester left of school. Less than a year later we were engaged. Romantic, no? I have to say he has been a good husband and daddy, so he was worth it, unsentimental as our courtship was. As soon as he knew I was moving on with life, with or without him, he got pretty serious about me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at July 24, 2013 03:01 PM (baL2B)

236 Wheeee! It's all faster now!

Posted by: underground vulgarian (now with 4G!) at July 24, 2013 03:06 PM (ztdUI)

237 I don't watch a movie unless Jose Canseco is in it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 24, 2013 03:12 PM (ZshNr)

238 Hey Y-not. My wife proposed to me also and we just had our 29th. Back to the lurking den.

Posted by: imsickofit at July 24, 2013 03:15 PM (xJNNd)

239 244 Hey Y-not. My wife proposed to me also and we just had our 29th. Back to the lurking den. Posted by: imsickofit at July 24, 2013 07:15 PM --- Coolio! :-)

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 03:26 PM (5H6zj)

240 Where is InTheWayGuy when you need him to block catpiss' posts? --- Endorsed!

Posted by: Y-not at July 24, 2013 03:28 PM (5H6zj)

241 Wow. Reposting Reddit content now, eh? Getting weak up in here.

Posted by: someguy at July 24, 2013 03:36 PM (8XRrT)

242 Keep Calm and Get in the way. http://t.co/viMVVweJM9

Posted by: NayBack at July 24, 2013 04:17 PM (FmWKc)

243 when does IntheWayNado come out?

Posted by: NayBack at July 24, 2013 04:22 PM (Irq86)

244 This man is a Klingon.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 24, 2013 04:59 PM (yL0v8)

245 Goddammit why am I laughing so hard at the Vietnam execution one?!?!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at July 24, 2013 05:42 PM (yQlfW)

246

Aw, that poor guy! Walking along, reading something off his pamphlet, when he looks up and sees he's heading into a picture shoot. He tries to get past as quick as he can, but his timing is just too slow. Hands up everyone who's never done this.

Now this is his Fifteen Minutes of Infamy.

Heck, the photo two seconds later probably turned out just fine.

Posted by: TB at July 24, 2013 06:15 PM (5jZ/P)

247 247 Wow. Reposting Reddit content now, eh?

Getting weak up in here.

Posted by: someguy at July 24, 2013 07:36 PM (8XRrT)

It must be terrible for you to be forced to visit this site, eh?

Posted by: Slappy at July 24, 2013 06:17 PM (LTbLf)

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