December 11, 2013

Funniest Story You'll Read This Week
— Ace

The official sign-language guy at the Nelson Mandela funeral was... a fake.

He just was moving his hands randomly.

Now that I'm informed this was the case, it seems pretty obvious.

The Daily Mail has a funny quote from someone who spotted the guy as a fake: he was merely "flapping his arms about."

He translated Barack Obama's statement that Nelson Mandela was "an unwavering beacon for those seeking the shores of freedom and dignity" by just miming the hand-signals from MC Hammer's 2 Legit 2 Quit.

Okay not really. But he is basically just doing hand-jive dance moves.

I don't care who you are, this is just f***in funny. dan-O says this man is now his hero.

I wonder how long he's been getting away with this?

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And just because some of you are now thinking "Hey, I want to hear 2 Legit 2 Quit."

Thanks to dan-O.

Posted by: Ace at 10:54 AM | Comments (378)
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1 No. 2 Son takes ASL in school.  I sent this to him this morning to employ whenever he wants to take the class off the rails.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 10:56 AM (A0sHn)

2 Nice.

Posted by: Dignified Elbows at December 11, 2013 10:56 AM (iPQhI)

3 And just because some of you are now thinking "Hey, I want to hear 2 Legit 2 Quit." well done

Posted by: brak at December 11, 2013 10:56 AM (M2qTM)

4 It's not like anyone was listening, they were busy taking selfies.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 10:56 AM (h4eud)

5 SNL could make a great skit out of this. But that would be disrespectful to the President, so they'll just make fun of Ted Cruz or something.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

6 You do not understand the artistry of the scam

Posted by: BHO at December 11, 2013 10:57 AM (D+lxs)

7 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 11, 2013 10:57 AM (8ZskC)

8 Signs, signs, everywhere a sign, mucking up the funeral, breaking my mind.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

9 I think he signed, "oh shit, Michelle looks pissed, you better run white girl!"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 10:58 AM (WdbF7)

10 WTF?

Posted by: The Deaf Guy At Mandela's Funeral at December 11, 2013 10:58 AM (8ZskC)

11 That was Peruvian Sign Language.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 11, 2013 10:58 AM (PFy0L)

12 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders.

Security, what is that?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 10:58 AM (JRmiD)

13 It's high time somebody put the FUN back in FUNERAL.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2013 10:58 AM (8ZskC)

14 He signed "everything that guy just said is bullshit".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 10:59 AM (A0sHn)

15 He was speaking composite sign language.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2013 10:59 AM (wiDhi)

16 It's not his fault Ace. He had the Macarena playing on his headset.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 10:59 AM (5M2+1)

17 Who IS this guy?

Posted by: TOTUS at December 11, 2013 11:00 AM (8ZskC)

18 12 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders. Security, what is that? --- Considering it's South Africa, I'm surprised that the speakers weren't drowned out by vuvuzelas.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2013 11:00 AM (/Crba)

19 A re-mix of the Mandela fake signer with 2 Legit 2 Quit music would be funny.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 11, 2013 11:00 AM (ZPrif)

20 Next you'll tell me that the Austrian-to-English translator I hired is fake.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2013 11:00 AM (wiDhi)

21 He should have just blown morse code out of a vuvuzela.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 11:01 AM (WdbF7)

22 20 Next you'll tell me that the Austrian-to-English translator I hired is fake. Depends on which of the 57 states he's from.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 11:01 AM (7ObY1)

23 RAAAAAAACIST. You guys thought this was funny when Leslie Nielsen was doing it as an umpire.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 11, 2013 11:02 AM (659DL)

24 Dude really only does 4-5 different hand motions. Only think he could possibly have been translating was See Dick Run.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 11, 2013 11:02 AM (ZPrif)

25 At one point, I think he's making the universal sign for "hey man, got any weed?"

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 11:02 AM (7ObY1)

26 Someone in the last thread called him the black Fletch. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:02 AM (5M2+1)

27 Then again, this feeds right into Obama's need to be backed by citizen props, such as doctors given white lab coats for the occasion. It's all about the image, not the content.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 11:02 AM (JRmiD)

28 Dude really only does 4-5 different hand motions. Only think he could possibly have been translating was See Dick Run. Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 11, 2013 03:02 PM .....Which would have been fitting if it was while Barky was talking.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (5M2+1)

29 Stop! It's ham time!

Posted by: Sigh-Faker Dude at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

30

Somebody hired their cousin. 

 

It is the tribal / third world way of doing business.  Gotta keep the the family and friends employed, competence be damned.  Otherwise you arte not a real leader in the eyes of you family.  Family always comes first over business, government or nation. 

 

Unfortunately it is becoming the American way of doing things also. 

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (D+lxs)

31 At least he didn't need a teleprompter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (5M2+1)

32 He was just doing ESL (Eubonics Sign Language)

Unfortunately for him, that dialect does not seem to be spoken in black majority South Africa. 

Distinctly American in origin, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (M7sAm)

33
*Points at obama, sends him a hand sign.*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 11:03 AM (MaP11)

34 I thought it was funny as hell. And people getting their panties all in a wad just makes it that much funnier.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (R2eVV)

35 He does have "we salute you" down at though.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (f1yG5)

36 "He said blessed are the cheesemakers..." or "Steal second if he bunts..."

Posted by: pmacb at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (+JC0X)

37 This is akin to the idiot bobba booey going to serious press conferences and asking ridiculous question. In other words, it's fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (g2ldK)

38 It really is hard to imagine anything more appropriate than a fake translator, especially when SCOAMF was up at the podium. Gibberish to the hearing, gibberish to the deaf. Equality you guys!

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (k4bdL)

39 Are we sure it wasn't Garrett Morris? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butZyxI-PRs

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (MMC8r)

40 It is kind of amazing; it's not like sign language is some incredibly obscure thing. How hard could it possibly be to find a real interpreter?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 11, 2013 11:04 AM (wiDhi)

41 Dude probably didn't realize that he needed to learn more than just "I" "Me" and "My" for Obama's speech.

Say, how do you sign "Bending the arc of the moral compass" and "Oceans of tomorrow in ASL?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (JRmiD)

42 The guy was doing a tribute to Obama.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (icBMk)

43 And as the Supreme idiot always seems to be doing a more tragic imitation of Jimmy Carter, I will at this point remind everyone that Jimmy Carter had a similar incident on a trip to Poland. Apparently they hired a fellow to Translate Jimmy Carter's words into Polish, but the fellow was not very good at it and bungled in a hilariously embarrassing fashion. " During Carter's opening speech, Seymour translated the the English, "I have come to learn your opinions and understand your desires for the future." into the Polish, "I desire the Poles carnally."[.i] http://lost-in-dictation.blogspot.com/2012/08/jimmy-carter-really-likes-poland.html

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (bb5+k)

44 Finally, the veil has been lifted on this "sign language" scam.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (+lsX1)

45 Here is the real background story: read it and weep/laugh: http://www.sfgate.com/news/world/article/Mandela-ceremony-interpreter-called-a-fake-5054326.php "The sign-language interpreter on stage at Nelson Mandela's globally broadcast memorial service was a faker who was just waving his arms around meaninglessly, advocates for the deaf said Wednesday. The unidentified man seen around the world on television next to leaders including United States President Barack Obama "was moving his hands around but there was no meaning in what he used his hands for," Bruno Druchen, the federation's national director, told The Associated Press. The allegation was yet another example of bad organization at the historic memorial service Tuesday, which was marred by public transportation breakdowns that hindered mourners from getting to the soccer stadium venue. In addition a faulty audio system made the remarks of world leaders inaudible for many. Police also failed to search the first wave of crowds who rushed inside the stadium after authorities opened the gates just after dawn. ... Four sign language experts, including Druchen, said the man was not signing in South African or American sign languages and could not have been signing in any other known sign language because there was no structure to his arm and hand movements. South African sign language covers all of the country's 11 official languages, according to the federation. ... The man also did sign interpretation at an event last year that was attended by South African President Jacob Zuma, Druchen said. At that appearance, a deaf person in the audience videotaped the event and gave it to the federation for the deaf, which analyzed the video, prepared a report about it and a submitted a formal complaint to the ANC, Druchen said. In their complaint, the federation suggested that the man should take the five years of training needed to become a qualified sign language interpreter in South Africa. But the ANC never responded, Druchen said. Druchen said a fresh complaint will be filed to the ANC about the interpreter he called a "fake" with a demand for an urgent meeting. ... Bogus sign language interpreters are a problem in South Africa, because people who know a few signs try to pass themselves off as interpreters, said Parkin, the principal of the school for the deaf. And those hiring them usually don't sign, so they have no idea that the people they are hiring cannot do the job, she said. "They advertise themselves as interpreters because they know 10 signs and they can make some quick money," said Parkin. "It is plain and simple abuse of the deaf community, they are taking advantage of the deaf community to make money." "

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (+cx5n)

46 "Oh, stewardess, I speak hand jive."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (B0gqn)

47 The BALLS on that guy!

Posted by: Obligatory at December 11, 2013 11:05 AM (iPQhI)

48 "It's ok, I sign Jive"

Posted by: Lady on the Airplane movie at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (M7sAm)

49 Pretty sure I was not thinking I needed to hear 2 Legit 2 Quit

Posted by: Red Shirt at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (FIDMq)

50

They used him because they were being multi-culti and being illiterate in sign language is nothing to mock.  He did his best, and his participation trophy will be sent right away.

/sarc off

I wish they could find a deaf person who knew what he "said", to find out it was all profanity and medical terms.

Posted by: Biblio at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (7o8VY)

51 Obama is just a worse version of Carter.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (bb5+k)

52 He was just repeating what was on Obama's teleprompter.

Posted by: TomH at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (ZpcRk)

53 Sign-faker. I'm just going home now.

Posted by: joncelli at December 11, 2013 11:06 AM (RD7QR)

54 Pretty sure I was not thinking I needed to hear 2 Legit 2 Quit Ace should have blind linked that to some London Boys.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 11:07 AM (iPQhI)

55 Tito Francona signalling guy on third base.

Posted by: Bill at December 11, 2013 11:08 AM (uvyrw)

56 Hey. Where all my money go?

Posted by: mc hammer at December 11, 2013 11:08 AM (zgVtn)

57 2 Legit Lyrics, coincidence, I don't think so...My people we don't know defeat we crush the strong and Percolate the weak daily, everyday we make our moves to Improve our groove because we love to rule where we Lay yo, work and play we started at the bottom and Now we're leading the way and yea, yea, I'm havin' a fit kickin' it At the top because I'm too legit to quit

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:08 AM (5M2+1)

58 Not my fault. I studied Obama's speeches very carefully before the event. All I was prepared for was "I," "me," "mine" and a lot of "let me be clears." There's no sign for "uh."

Posted by: Fake Sign Language Guy at December 11, 2013 11:09 AM (7ObY1)

59 Fake shit for fake people, gotta shake your head & chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2013 11:10 AM (HVff2)

60 My favorite was when Oprah spoke and he signed baby got back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:10 AM (5M2+1)

61 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders.

 

 

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 02:58 PM (JRmiD)

 

 

Ah, but he WAS vetted.  He'd done    sign language interpretation at other    official events before.   He    just lied about being able to actually, y'know, SIGN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:10 AM (4df7R)

62 Say what you want, but calling for the suicide squeeze that early in the ceremony is a gutsy call.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2013 11:10 AM (iPQhI)

63 it is very funny except from a security aspect.....then it's still funny but troubling

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 11, 2013 11:10 AM (u8GsB)

64 Not my fault. I studied Obama's speeches very carefully before the event. All I was prepared for was "I," "me," "mine" and a lot of "let me be clears." There's no sign for "uh."
Posted by: Fake Sign Language Guy

He could have just done the "wanker" motion sign and rolled his eyes through the whole speech. Everyone would have understood.

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2013 11:11 AM (f1yG5)

65 I think I saw this guy doing the hand jive song at the end of Grease.


Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:11 AM (GQ8sn)

66 He played the system as it was constructed.  Just like all of the socialists near him taught him.

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 11:11 AM (/29Nl)

67 Ah, but he WAS vetted. He'd done sign language interpretation at other official events before. He just lied about being able to actually, y'know, SIGN. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 11, 2013 .........Details, details. Geez you wingers are a picky lot.

Posted by: Obamacare Architechts at December 11, 2013 11:11 AM (5M2+1)

68 The only one at the shindig worth anything.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:11 AM (79zi+)

69 it is very funny except from a security aspect..... Sorry, we were busy stiffing the South African Hookers.

Posted by: Secret Service at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (iPQhI)

70 Fake sign language.

Yet more evidence the entire event was artifice. All the way up, down, front to back, sideways, and inside out.


Posted by: Who's yer daddy? at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (GxT2q)

71 " Not my fault. I studied Obama's speeches very carefully before the event. All I was prepared for was "I," "me," "mine" and a lot of "let me be clears." There's no sign for "uh.""

Dude, you forgot "Folks", "Some Folks", "There are Folks", and the ever popular "There are those who would....".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (M7sAm)

72
First clue something was phony?  When he started to throw the sign from MC Hammer's "2 Legit 2 Quit" video.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

73 "He was fake but accurate!" - Dan Rathers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (JdUCt)

74 Paging Garrett Morris... paging Garrett Morris...

(for those of you too young to remember, google "News for the Hard of Hearing SNL")

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (DMtT+)

75 Guys, its South Africa. Most of the public school teachers can't even read. You get government jobs in SA because you know or are related to someone. It works the same for their armed forces. Read between the lines, Peru could conquer SA.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (oDCMR)

76 And just because some of you are now thinking "Hey, I want to hear 2 Legit 2 Quit."

Well-played.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (ZKzrr)

77

Yeah, it was kind of obvious he was making it up as he went along when he started twerking   during Castro's speech,  cuz those Cubans are    !muy caliente!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:12 AM (4df7R)

78 (for those of you too young to remember, google "News for the Hard of Hearing SNL")


He didn't sign though did he?  He just cupped his hands together and shouted.


Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)

79 Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: john boner at December 11, 2013 11:13 AM (P9kUH)

80 Most of the public school teachers can't even read. You get government jobs in SA because you know or are related to someone.

So, not much different from Chicago.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:13 AM (ZKzrr)

81 Faux signer, faux Precedent. Figures....

Posted by: backhoe at December 11, 2013 11:13 AM (ULH4o)

82 SNL will be all over this, this weekend.

Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:14 AM (GQ8sn)

83 27 Then again, this feeds right into Obama's need to be backed by citizen props, such as doctors given white lab coats for the occasion. It's all about the image, not the content. Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 03:02 PM (JRmiD) --------------------------- Yes, it's a perfect sign (heh) of the times. All image, all magic, all fakery. This guy is the perfect post-modernist!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2013 11:14 AM (dfYL9)

84 "He didn't sign though did he? He just cupped his hands together and shouted."

And that would have been an improvement.  I'm just trying to help out.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 11, 2013 11:14 AM (DMtT+)

85 >>Ah, but he WAS vetted. He'd done sign language interpretation at other official events before. He just lied about being able to actually, y'know, SIGN.

Still wondering where the Secret Service was on this.
We have TSA strip searching "suspicious" wheelchair-bound grannies, but apparently any dude can stand next to our president as long as the host country says, "It's OK, we've used this guy before."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 11:14 AM (JRmiD)

86
Did anybody actually try to interpret what he really signed, if anything?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 11:14 AM (MaP11)

87 Faux signer, faux Precedent. Figures....

Posted by: backhoe at December 11, 2013 03:13 PM (ULH4o)

 

I mentioned this on the Pope thread, but can this fake sign language guy pronounce "Corpsman?"   Because if so, then he's way more qualified for the Oval Office than its current resident.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)

88 Actually, I think he was doing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" for a bit there.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (Hj9yW)

89 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders. To say nothing of the faux interpreter...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (naUcP)

90 If the whole thing is fake, all the way down, are we sure that Mandela is really dead?
Or did he just take the option of finally ditching Winny Mandela in front of 90 million people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (M7sAm)

91 Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the newest ACA spokesperson !~

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (B0gqn)

92 Read between the lines, Peru could conquer SA.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 11, 2013 03:12 PM (oDCMR)


Luckily it has a natural barrier of murderous tyrants to the north and great white sharks to the south.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (WdbF7)

93 " " During Carter's opening speech, Seymour translated the the English, "I have come to learn your opinions and understand your desires for the future." into the Polish, "I desire the Poles carnally."[.i] " No THAT is hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2013 11:15 AM (hFL/3)

94 If ACORN got    behind him, he could be our next president.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (79zi+)

95 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders. Security, what is that? Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 02:58 PM (JRmiD) Was there anyone there who'd be missed?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (2oU2+)

96

Don't  care.  I'm going to repeat my bar joke only I've refined it.

 

Fake sign language  guy   walks into a bar.  

 

The bartender says , " what can I get you to drink"

 

Fake sign language guy begins to sign .

 

The bartenders says "  Sorry fella,  I don't know how to make a blanket, sunshine, toilet in love with a cat , stop go ,  I'm sleepy " 

Posted by: polynikes I just can't stop at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (m2CN7)

97 Hand Jive.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (ZshNr)

98 The ObamaCare website directs deaf people to him for signups.

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2013 03:15 PM (uvaJ1)

 

Unless they want to use the paper application,  which comes in braille.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (4df7R)

99 Why does one do this?

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 11:16 AM (nsOJa)

100 The good news is, the radio broadcast's closed-captioning was flawless.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (naUcP)

101 He was simply translating "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (MMC8r)

102 How hard could it possibly be to find a real interpreter? If that were the only requirement? Probably not too hard. To meet the unstated requirement of "Related to someone hiring for the position," it gets a little tricky. It cracks me up that Obama, USA King of Corruption met African Corruption, and was found wanting.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (P7Wsr)

103

He's now more popular than Miley Cyrus. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (Z5KPR)

104 He was signing in Austrian. Searyous yooze guys

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (jsWA8)

105 Was there anyone there who'd be missed?

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 11, 2013 03:16 PM (2oU2+)

 

I'd miss Ted Cruz.   Not sure about anyone else.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)

106 In before Marlee Matlin?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (iPQhI)

107 OT. Oh hell no I'm not done with you heathens yet Behold the power and knowledge of a BEARS FAN!!! 314 283. Okay Taken from the lumen gentium ( the dogmatic constitution of the Catholic Church) off the vatican's real website at Vatican . Va Chapter 3 art 22 But the college or body of bishops has no authority unless it is understood together with the Roman Pontiff, the successor of Peter as its head. The pope's power of primacy over all, both pastors and faithful, remains whole and intact. In virtue of his office, that is as Vicar of Christ and pastor of the whole Church, the Roman Pontiff has full, supreme and universal power over the Church. And he is always free to exercise this power. The order of bishops, which succeeds to the college of apostles and gives this apostolic body continued existence, is also the subject of supreme and full power over the universal Church, provided we understand this body together with its head the Roman Pontiff and never without this head.(27*)

Posted by: Ncj at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (fmjNz)

108 Why does one do this? For the money, dear chap...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (naUcP)

109 Still wondering where the Secret Service was on this.

Soweto's finest bordellos.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:17 AM (ZKzrr)

110 Did he  give the ole middle-finger-to-the-eye signal  when Dear Leader was speaking.  Can't  get the video to play for some reason.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (Tx68O)

111 The best part, the dude got paid to take the gig.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (evdj2)

112 Why does one do this?

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 03:16 PM (nsOJa)

 

Moolah!   Mucha mucha moolah!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)

113 I just remembered....

Is the sign language interpreter also supposed to mouth the words at the same time so people who can read lips follow along?  This guy does none of that.  He's just hand jiving.

Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

114 What is truly hilarious is that they don't care that he was a fake, they are outraged that one of the fakes on the stage got caught.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (79zi+)

115 More on that Jimmy Carter interpreter problem, Apparently the interpreter said Jimmy Carter wanted to fondle their private parts. " While that one mistake would have been bad enough, Seymour's didn't end there. Carter started talking about how happy he was to be in Poland, which was translated as he was happy to grasp Poland's private parts." http://lost-in-dictation.blogspot.com/2012/08/jimmy-carter-really-likes-poland.html

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (bb5+k)

116 So you're telling me the sign language guy knows as much about sign language as President Obama knows about presidenting?

Top.  Men.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (fwARV)

117 MWR I want to see what Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot would do if this guy was waving his hands in the like he don't care in a MST3K movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (JdUCt)

118 All I got was West Side Rulz out of the sign language guy. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2013 11:18 AM (HsJeN)

119 Now that I've watched it, I'm pretty sure it's real.  He keeps signing that Barack Obama is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 11:19 AM (nsOJa)

120
Ha ha.  Per the suggestion above, I turned the volume down on the first video and started the second one.

Start the top one about 10 -15 seconds after, turned out pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2013 11:19 AM (MaP11)

121 I am certainly no expert, but that won't keep me from weighing in.... We have our A.S.L.: is it possible they have K.S.L. (Kwazulu Sign Language) or something like it?
Also: I thought MC Hammer was the generic brand of baking soda? Not?

Posted by: Ein Biobauer, der nicht belästigt werden können, denn dies ist Südafrika at December 11, 2013 11:19 AM (pHsgM)

122 Official AoS Braille Transcriber ----- There is no call for that sort of language!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 11, 2013 11:19 AM (wiDhi)

123

This is what he was saying:  We..will...all... now... take...selfies....in... honor..of...Mandela..

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 11, 2013 11:19 AM (Z5KPR)

124 Still wondering where the Secret Service was on this. We have TSA strip searching "suspicious" wheelchair-bound grannies, but apparently any dude can stand next to our president as long as the host country says, "It's OK, we've used this guy before." Do note they probably did physical security verification on him. But background checks, in Africa? If you claim you're a refugee from some war-torn country, who can verify or disprove that?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:20 AM (P7Wsr)

125 Guys, its South Africa. Most of the public school teachers can't even read. You get government jobs in SA because you know or are related to someone. It works the same for their armed forces. Read between the lines, Peru could conquer SA. Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 11, 2013 03:12 PM (oDCMR) I am thinking so could the Boers, but they wouldn't dare.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:20 AM (bb5+k)

126 there was a sign language person at our church a number of years ago.....it was distracting to the hearing......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 11, 2013 11:20 AM (u8GsB)

127

Since its Christmas time I just came up with a Christmas themed bar joke.

 

Little Drummer Boy walks into a bar.

 

The bartender  say,  " what can I get you to drink?"

 

The Little Drummer Boy says " Rum, Rum, Rum, ....Rummmmm"

Posted by: polynikes I just can't stop at December 11, 2013 11:20 AM (m2CN7)

128 85 SNL will be all over this, this weekend. Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 03:14 PM (GQ8sn) No they won't, and this is why one party control of the Media is a threat to national security.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:21 AM (bb5+k)

129 Give it a rest, Ncj.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Thread-jumping scolds at December 11, 2013 11:21 AM (wiDhi)

130 He was telling the story in sign about the Hawt chick sitting beside him until Mooch made him move.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:21 AM (jsWA8)

131 Ummm Has anyone ever, at anytime in history, thought 'hey, I sure would like to heat 2 legit 2 quit about now'?

Posted by: Ncj at December 11, 2013 11:21 AM (fmjNz)

132 >>Was there anyone there who'd be missed?

In all seriousness, I don't want terrorists to carry off a successful assassination plan, regardless of who is in office.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 11:21 AM (JRmiD)

133 I need an intervention.

Posted by: polynikes I just can't stop at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (m2CN7)

134 Did I catch a 'Down-twinkles' in there?

Posted by: Richard at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (iPQhI)

135 133 I'm done

Posted by: Ncj at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (fmjNz)

136 poly that was pretty funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (u8GsB)

137

Don't ...Believe ....A ...Word ....Of ....What ...This ...Guy

...Is ...Spewing ...It ...Is ...All ...Bull-

 

I think the guy is     legitmate

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (79zi+)

138 " During Carter's opening speech, Seymour translated the the English, "I have come to learn your opinions and understand your desires for the future." into the Polish, "I desire the Poles carnally."[.i] " No THAT is hilarious. Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2013 03:15 PM (hFL/3) It got even better. Another comment was translated as Carter wanting to fondle Poland's private parts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (bb5+k)

139 In all seriousness, I don't want terrorists to carry off a successful assassination plan, regardless of who is in office. Von Stauffenberg had my support.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (MMC8r)

140 If the whole thing is fake, all the way down, are we sure that Mandela is really dead?
Or did he just take the option of finally ditching Winny Mandela in front of 90 million people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2013 03:15 PM (M7sAm)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

He's probably playing the  $50 blackjack table in some casino in the Bahamas.

 

"Finally, I'm rid of that bitch for good.  Thanks sign-language guy".

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:22 AM (Tx68O)

141 He's making it up as he goes along.

Posted by: Monty Python at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (Plx/u)

142 is it possible they have K.S.L. (Kwazulu Sign Language) or something like it?

Posted by: Ein Biobauer

It's more likely to be African American African Sign Language.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (B0gqn)

143 Funny until you realize that event planners allowed an un-vetted guy to stand next to a bunch of world leaders. To say nothing of the faux interpreter... Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 03:15 PM Thread Winner!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (5M2+1)

144 No they won't, and this is why one party control of the Media is a threat to national security.

If not them, then definitely Leno will do something.

Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (GQ8sn)

145 Maybe he translates for deaf people with Parkinson's.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (MMC8r)

146 I am certainly no expert, but that won't keep me from weighing in.... We have our A.S.L.: is it possible they have K.S.L. (Kwazulu Sign Language) or something like it? Already covered. The folks who handle their version already came out and said it was bollocks.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:23 AM (naUcP)

147 MMWAAOORRH!!! UNH BLWAAHR TWUUBHHH GAHTHOOOWWW!!!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at December 11, 2013 11:24 AM (swWXh)

148 Okay, time for some humour.
http://tinyurl.com/kyjx6jj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:24 AM (JdUCt)

149 120 So you're telling me the sign language guy knows as much about sign language as President Obama knows about presidenting? Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 11, 2013 03:18 PM (fwARV) More. At least the sign language guy knows how to ACT like a sign language guy.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:24 AM (bb5+k)

150 Has anyone seen the IT Crowd "Italian for Beginners" episode? Jen pretends to speak Italian because a woman she feels threatened by assumes she can't speak Italian. She ends up being an interpreter for her boss when meeting a top Italian businessman named Bernatelli. It's fine when they're on the phone, she uses an interpretation program. But then when he shows up in person, they ban electronics from the room for "security" reasons. She goes on to speak gibberish, to Bernatelli's increasing rage. Funny funny stuff.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:24 AM (P7Wsr)

151 Thread Winner! ...hell, you get a line right across the plate like that, I'm amazed nobody got there sooner...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:24 AM (naUcP)

152 Late commenting. I've been off watching 2 Legit 2 Quit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (DmNpO)

153 Someone waving their hands around who has no idea what they are doing, and no qualifications for the job, and is producing a complete disaster on an international stage... Are we sure that wasn't John Kerry?

Posted by: Brian at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (pKkx4)

154 I   saw Fake Interpreter open for the Atlanta Rhythm Section on Chicago Pier in 1982

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (79zi+)

155 Isn't he doing the 'Living Version of Sign Language'? It works with the Constitution. Just watch Obama talk about it. Same deal.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (oDCMR)

156 Isn't that guy an NFL referee?   Obama was guilty of clipping. 15 yard penalty.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (Q4mug)

157 Ben44 ‏@BenK84 57m @EmpireOfJeff @laurww @TheH2 @AceofSpadesHQ I knew it when it kept "raising the roof".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (DmNpO)

158 More. At least the sign language guy knows how to ACT like a sign language guy. Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 03:24 PM (bb5+k) it must take a set of brass ones to get up and do that in front of the world whilst not really knowing how to do it.....i give him a b for balls

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 11, 2013 11:25 AM (u8GsB)

159 He was signing in Austrian. Searyous yooze guys

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 03:17 PM (jsWA

 

Uh-uh.  Peruvian.  The Peruvian language   changes constantly because of the    endemic Peruvian distrust of    linguists.     Peruvian sign language is    essentially anything the interpreter chooses to do, with the expectation that the audience will understand what s/he means from context clues in the surroundings.   So   in Peruvian sign language, jumping up and down under a cherry tree while balancing   an  anthology of Christina Rossetti's poetry on your head could mean, "Look at my    amazing hopping skills," "I have wonderful posture," or "I would like a cherry."    

 

Of course, it could also mean, "The enemy approaches,    prepare the artillery barrage."   This is why Peruvian sign language has been    at the heart of most of the bloodiest, most protracted wars throughout Peruvian history.  

 

It's all about context.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:26 AM (4df7R)

160 You say potato
And I sign MOuuY77

You say tomato
And I sign mmUer$$fc...


Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2013 11:26 AM (f1yG5)

161 Yes Brother Cavil, It is amazing that an unqualified guy from Africa could pretend to know what he's doing in front of millions of people and some didn't even notice.......

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:26 AM (5M2+1)

162 Holy crap Did you see that moochelle made JEF switch seats so he could talking to the blond chick next to him ( the PM of the Netherlands I think)

Posted by: Ncj at December 11, 2013 11:26 AM (fmjNz)

163

it must take a set of brass ones to get up and do that in front of the world whilst not really knowing how to do it.....i give him a b for balls

-

The fake interpreter is pretty gutsy as well

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (79zi+)

164

He translated Obama perfectly as his speech was also 100 % bull$hit, as usual.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (kfcYC)

165 Standard ANC cronyism...hired because he was the correct race and had political connections. Who knows how many qualified people were turned away because of their race? Just google 'BEE South Africa'.

And, it's not as though sign language is a widely held skill in any country. I'd imagine in South Africa, population 50 million, with only about 5-6 million middle class Africans, there really aren't that many that are both deaf and have the educational background to do this job.

Which brings up the larger point...why is it now an international norm to have a sign language interpreter on stage for every event? This started out as a DNC thing to cater to 1/5 of 1% of the US population, as the ADA lobby is a sizable Democrat constituency. Could it be that the global left saw Obama's speeches 2008-2012 with the requisite interpreter and just assumed having an interpreter front and center is now a sine qua non condition of civility and 'progressiveness'?

Posted by: anon at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (rsPKs)

166 That dude not only got up there and did that in front of the world, but had 4 exit routes planned in advance.  He had to know the jig was up, but he did it anyway.

Brass balls.

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (/29Nl)

167 I just wonder what the backstory is here.

Is this guy the "Captain Janks" of the sign language world, or was this just a "one off" and he did this just to crash the proceedings?

Posted by: looking closely at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (TZsWx)

168 Come on guys, stop being judgmental

Let yea who has not lied about their Sign Language qualifications in order to appear at the most televised event this year cast the first stone.

And he isn't a fake... his performance was simply sub-optimal.
By the end of the month he will translate over 80% of the spoken words correctly. The first time around not less.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (M7sAm)

169 It's all about context.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 11, 2013 03:26 PM (4df7R)



That's kind of like in "The Dictator".  General Aladeen's name is also used as a noun, verb, and adjective.  Some guy goes to his doctor and he tells the guy he is HIV Aladeen.


The guy laughs.



Then he cries.



Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:27 AM (GQ8sn)

170 B+

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 11:28 AM (nsOJa)

171 Yes Brother Cavil, It is amazing that an unqualified guy from Africa could pretend to know what he's doing in front of millions of people and some didn't even notice....... Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 03:26 PM (5M2+1) Also a good contestant for thread winner.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (bb5+k)

172 Speaking of frauds and bullshit:

@FreeBeacon

RT @Kredo0: BREAKING: WH confirms that upcoming Iranian ballistic missile test will NOT invalidate nuke deal w/ Iran

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (B0gqn)

173 So MWR, your say'n the wanking motion and eye-roll would cover the JEF just right?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (jsWA8)

174 Think about how allegorical this is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (79zi+)

175 Stop! It's ham time! Posted by: Sigh-Faker Dude at December 11, 2013 03:03 PM (RD7QR) That sign language dude was full of bologna!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (Y92Nd)

176 I think even Gaylord could read this Braille
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/selection-du-weekend-65-14.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (JdUCt)

177  Maybe he translates for deaf people with Parkinson's.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Tourettes.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:29 AM (Tx68O)

178 Could it be that the global left saw Obama's speeches 2008-2012 with the requisite interpreter and just assumed having an interpreter front and center is now a sine qua non condition of civility and 'progressiveness'?

Posted by: anon at December 11, 2013 03:27 PM (rsPKs)



Sounds kinda Cargo Culty to me

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 11:30 AM (/29Nl)

179 Jazz Hands!

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 11:30 AM (evdj2)

180 One article said he'd been hired several times before for ANC events, and there are always complaints.  The ANC just doesn't give a damn.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 11:30 AM (B5y+v)

181 Maybe we could hire him to be an Obamacare Navigator? He seems qualified.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 11, 2013 11:30 AM (oDCMR)

182 Austrian?

Posted by: Anchovy at December 11, 2013 11:30 AM (MNxW+)

183
Damn.  Multiple windows open, pasted in the wrong one.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (kdS6q)

184 Apparently this guy has been signing at a number of events for the President of South Africa over the last year.  I'm betting he got the gig from a connection with the (notoriously corrupt) ANC ruling party and has gotten away with it until because, really, who pays even the slightest bit of attention to those speeches?  I doubt any of them have even been televised in South Africa.  This was his debut performance for international media.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (18OPg)

185 I'm still wondering why    they had this big fuss over the end of the Nissan Mandiola.  They never had a party like this when the production run of the Pacer ended.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (79zi+)

186 This is Bob, he's your 404Care Navigator and he is going to take you to the doctor.

http://tinyurl.com/kg47jku

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (JdUCt)

187 So MWR, your say'n thewanking motion and eye-roll would cover the JEF just right?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 03:29 PM (jsWA

 

Absolutely!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)

188 This post is a fake!  What the guy was signing was:

"If you like your apartheid, you can keep your apartheid."

Just tellin' ya.

Posted by: tangonine at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (x3YFz)

189 Whaddaya expect, the guy learned his sign language from a DMV booklet.
 
And as others have surely pointed out, he probably told fewer lies than TFG.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 11:31 AM (wNF3N)

190 Maybe we could hire him to be an Obamacare Navigator? He seems qualified.

Not enough felony convictions.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:32 AM (ZKzrr)

191 A distant relative in a secret government intelligence agency tweets that the "fake" sign language was, in fact, a secret message from Obama to Boehner congratulating him for increasing government spending and giving instructions on how to perfect Human Nature through trashing the Tea Party.

Posted by: Ein Biobauer, der nicht belästigt werden können, denn dies ist Südafrika at December 11, 2013 11:32 AM (pHsgM)

192

I am certainly no expert, but that won't keep me from weighing in.... We have our A.S.L.: is it possible they have K.S.L. (Kwazulu Sign Language) or something like it?
Also: I thought MC Hammer was the generic brand of baking soda?

 

___________________

 

It was addressed in one of the stories.  We have ASL, South Africa has its own sign language which can be understood in all 11 or 12 official languages of SA.  Real SA Sign Language Guy (TM) says guy on stage was bullshit.

 

Jeder kann jederzeit belästigt werden.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 11:33 AM (A0sHn)

193 OT, RSC just fired Paul Teller. For leaks

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:33 AM (jsWA8)

194 Deaf people in the audience were all like, "Why does Obama keep saying "Yeah, I like fish sticks!"?"

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2013 11:33 AM (ZshNr)

195 Y'all,

He's not using the Standard Sing Language, nor the (accepted) American Sign Language type, but using the Soweto-Homeboy variant - its pretty evident by his environment and movements.

I now return your racist diatribes....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at December 11, 2013 11:33 AM (zL/eJ)

196 Don't fcuk with Hammer.  He had the best cartoon on TV back in the day.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2013 11:34 AM (UzPAd)

197 Where the fuck is Barbara Billingsley when you need her?

Posted by: kalel666 at December 11, 2013 11:34 AM (gSqI7)

198 I'll take "Reasons the third world keeps finishing third for one hundred, Alex."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 11, 2013 11:34 AM (WxcUO)

199 OT, RSC just fired Paul Teller. For leaks Well, with a name like 'teller...'

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:34 AM (MMC8r)

200 We need to get a comment from Mrs. Cloggenstein on the racial implications of this so called "Hand Jive".

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (jsWA8)

201 198
I am certainly no expert, but that won't keep me from weighing in.... We have our A.S.L.: is it possible they have K.S.L. (Kwazulu Sign Language) or something like it?
Also: I thought MC Hammer was the generic brand of baking soda?

___________________


Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 03:33 PM (A0sHn)

Did he just say "Kwanza sign language?"

Is that made up sign language for a made up holiday for fake victims?  I like it!  Let's go with it.

Posted by: tangonine at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (x3YFz)

202 IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE!!!!



Posted by: Senator Vreenak at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (GQ8sn)

203 But he is basically just doing hand-jive dance moves.

I don't care who you are, this is just f***in funny.  

 

I wonder how long he's been getting away with this?

 

---

 

Five years.  Oh, you meant the fake interpreter?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (79zi+)

204 I saw Soweto-Homeboy Variant open for Panafrican Allstars at Indiana Black Expo.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (ZKzrr)

205 Don't fcuk with Hammer. He had the best cartoon on TV back in the day.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2013 03:34 PM (UzPAd)

 

SNORKS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R)

206 I saw Fake Signing Guy open up for Barack O'Bamy at the Mandela funeral in South Africa in  2013.

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 11:36 AM (gvqyH)

207 103 Why does one do this?

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2013 03:16 PM (nsOJa)


No idea.


Posted by: Jon Corzine at December 11, 2013 11:36 AM (AWmfW)

208 Or maybe Dan Rather should weigh in.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 11, 2013 11:36 AM (jsWA8)

209 Kissyfur.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:36 AM (ZKzrr)

210 OT, RSC just fired Paul Teller. For leaks Can't argue that wasn't what it said on the box... Unless it was communicated by Fake Sign Language Guy. In which case, who knows.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:36 AM (naUcP)

211 Milli Vannilli just tweeted Awesome show, dude.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 11:37 AM (wNF3N)

212 Larry the Cable Guy has a great routine about a deaf man with Tourette's syndrome, signing.  Am I the only one here visualizing that?

(Feel free to raise your hands if you've seen it and think it's funny - 'cause I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.)

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 11, 2013 11:37 AM (DMtT+)

213
I wonder how long he's been getting away with this?

---

Five years. Oh, you meant the fake interpreter?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2013 03:35 PM (79zi+)


sweet.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 11, 2013 11:37 AM (AWmfW)

214  Don't fcuk with Hammer. He had the best cartoon on TV back in the day.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2013 03:34 PM (UzPAd)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

I was dragged to an MC Hammer concert once.  I hate rap, but I have to admit, the  guy could put on a good show.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:37 AM (Tx68O)

215 He looked like he was signaling in plays from the sideline. Barry was flapping his gums and nothing but garbage comes out so I can't fault this guy for flapping his arms pointlessly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2013 11:38 AM (1Jaio)

216 >>Or maybe Dan Rather should weigh in.

My assessment: Fake but accurate. 100% truthy interpretation of Obama's speech.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 11, 2013 11:38 AM (JRmiD)

217

The WaPo has fact checked the sign language guy's signing and has rated    it  "TRUE BUT FALSE."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)

218 This guy reminds me quite a bit of Nancy Pelosi's explanation of how ObamaCare will work.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 11:39 AM (wNF3N)

219 221 He looked like he was signaling in plays from the sideline. Barry was flapping his gums and nothing but garbage comes out so I can't fault this guy for flapping his arms pointlessly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2013 03:38 PM (1Jaio)

LOL you beat me to it.  What I saw was

"Steal third after the second strike."

Posted by: tangonine at December 11, 2013 11:39 AM (x3YFz)

220 All y'all are just bein' MEAN.

He was signin' it up for Joe Biden, who understood him perfectly.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2013 11:39 AM (veRXo)

221 @198 I hope you have just named a developing web meme.
Fake Sign Language guy is the reason we all thought our President Michael Jackson said we could keep our doctors, for example.
Oh, and the Rethuglicans put him up to it, right?
Boehner's fault, 'cuz sequester and RACISM!

Posted by: Ein Biobauer, der nicht belästigt werden können, denn dies ist Südafrika at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (pHsgM)

222 Remember the old MAD TV running skit with the Korean interpreter (played by Bobby Lee) who didn't really speak Korean, but he got the job just because he's Asian and the people who hired him never spoke Korean? I think that's what inspired Fake Sign-Language Guy.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (7ObY1)

223 How do you do the hand moves for "that guy over there, the American President, is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (uYO4C)

224 One article said he'd been hired several times before for ANC events, and there are always complaints. The ANC just doesn't give a damn. Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2013 03:30 PM


He's the Jamie Gorelick of sign language.

Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (bAGA/)

225 It cracks me up that Obama, USA King of Corruption met African Corruption, and was found wanting. Posted by: bonhomme

And shook hands with Cuban Dictatorship, wanting more.

Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (HjPtV)

226 I liked when he looked at ()bama and motioned up to Mechelle in the stands and signed...She mad bro!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (5M2+1)

227 it must take a set of brass ones to get up and do that in front of the world whilst not really knowing how to do it.....i give him a b for balls Seriously, I would laugh with friends about doing this, but actually getting up there? I'd be so nervous the Secret Service would spot me a mile away. "Hey, that guy's actin' funny, get him!"

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (P7Wsr)

228

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 03:36 PM (gvqyH)

 

Golf clap

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (A0sHn)

229 As for Domenech rant (from the sidebar)?

Tough cookies. We've been betrayed too long too many times under the guise of "we have to do this now so we can stick it to them later" and there's no "stick it to them late" later.

Tired of being labeled idiot and being sneered at because I don't want to have to dig a survival garden in my back yard because the US economy tanked over the amount of debt we have.

They can't find anything to cut that's either a scam or bs? Then don't make the deal.

CKUF 'EM.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (LSDdO)

230 190 Apparently this guy has been signing at a number of events for the President of South Africa over the last year. I'm betting he got the gig from a connection with the (notoriously corrupt) ANC ruling party and has gotten away with it until because, really, who pays even the slightest bit of attention to those speeches? I doubt any of them have even been televised in South Africa. This was his debut performance for international media.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 11, 2013 03:31 PM (18OPg)


Some people complained , but were ignored. It's like obamacare.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 11, 2013 11:40 AM (AWmfW)

231 Also, I'm sure at least one SecService guy is hanging up his dark glasses after this.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 11:41 AM (B0gqn)

232 Hey Dan Rather clones, look at my post #75. 


Ooohh.  AlextheChick and MWR they should make this a movie.  Think the Horde would approve.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/timba-smits-retro-poster-07.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:41 AM (JdUCt)

233 Please, Hammer, Just don't hurt em.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 11, 2013 11:42 AM (xmcEQ)

234 I presume there's a baseball team that could use a good third base coach...

Posted by: Enrico Palazzo at December 11, 2013 11:42 AM (BvTwT)

235 #170 Actually, as I recall this started out as something Senator Dole believed was very important - he was at a minimum one of the very first to have an ASL interpreter at his speeches. NOT a DNC initiative - an attempt to reach all his audience. Bob Dole lived with what the rest of us would call handicaps from his WWII injuries, and did his best to help others.

Posted by: Reagan Pollster` at December 11, 2013 11:42 AM (uxW8g)

236 He's the Jamie Gorelick of sign language. Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2013 03:40 PM (bAGA/) ______________________ Not unless he has a body count, like she does.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at December 11, 2013 11:42 AM (/sohm)

237 Hey. Where all my money go?

Posted by: mc hammer at December 11, 2013 03:08 PM (zgVtn)



Spent it on your Mercedes convertibles.  Different color for every day of the month I think.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 11, 2013 11:43 AM (Myqtp)

238 OT: Gateway Pundit on Dana Loesch show, announcing his health insurance has been cancelled. If you know what Jim Hoft's been through recently, this is disastrous.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:43 AM (MMC8r)

239 Those Danish PMs consistently kiss above their weight.

Posted by: Ein Biobauer, der nicht belästigt werden können, denn dies ist Südafrika at December 11, 2013 11:43 AM (pHsgM)

240 233 it must take a set of brass ones to get up and do that in front of the world whilst not really knowing how to do it.....i give him a b for balls

Seriously, I would laugh with friends about doing this, but actually getting up there? I'd be so nervous the Secret Service would spot me a mile away.

"Hey, that guy's actin' funny, get him!"

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2013 03:40 PM (P7Wsr)


It's Africa.  A continent so fkd up that this is par for the course and indicative of the entire landmass.

Posted by: tangonine at December 11, 2013 11:43 AM (x3YFz)

241

Ooohh. AlextheChick and MWR they should make this a movie. Think the Horde would approve.



http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/timba-smits-retro-poster-07.jpg


 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 03:41 PM (JdUCt)

 

 

That would be FUN.

 

Though I'd like to point out that all three of those illustrated ladies would probably count as "horrifically obese" by today's standards.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:43 AM (4df7R)

242 >>Those Danish PMs consistently kiss above their weight.

Yes, but they're one of our closest allies. - Obama

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2013 11:44 AM (JRmiD)

243 Hey. Where all my money go?

Posted by: mc hammer at December 11, 2013 03:08 PM (zgVtn)


Spent it on your Mercedes convertibles. Different color for every day of the month I think.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 11, 2013 03:43 PM (Myqtp)



It's actually a sad story.   VH1 did a "Behind The Music" on him and his rise and eventual downfall.


Just like a lot of people did, when the money was rolling in, he spent like it was going out of style.  Too much, too fast, and when things got tight he found out who his real friends were.



Posted by: EC at December 11, 2013 11:44 AM (GQ8sn)

244 Postmodernism holds that there is no objective truth, so for liberal purposes this guy was just fine.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2013 11:45 AM (B/VB5)

245 Tired of being labeled idiot and being sneered at because I don't want to have to dig a survival garden in my back yard because the US economy tanked over the amount of debt we have. It's even worse that that. If you try to eat food from your Victory Garden the FDA will pour bleach on it. See the Farm to Fork events the FDA has crashed.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:45 AM (P7Wsr)

246 OT: Gateway Pundit on Dana Loesch show, announcing his health insurance has been cancelled.

If you know what Jim Hoft's been through recently, this is disastrous.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

As I've said.  Ocare is Bill Ayer's wet dream.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:45 AM (Tx68O)

247 Heather - you can spot Soweto-Homeboy by the left-right-left wiggle of the index finger. Its a tell-tale give-away.

Word.

Posted by: fred zeppelin at December 11, 2013 11:45 AM (zL/eJ)

248 And he looks like the African version of Curly, which is just the icing on the cake since the incident is reminiscent of a Three Stooges' short.

Posted by: TFB at December 11, 2013 11:45 AM (W+wqV)

249 Mmmm....Dana Loesch.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2013 11:46 AM (N88Xr)

250 Hey. Where all my money go?

That's what happens when you roll with an entourage a hundred people deep, and you are footing the bill.  Should have run for President instead. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2013 11:46 AM (HsJeN)

251 So MWR you are saying that Chesty Moon will be played by Meghan McCain?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:46 AM (JdUCt)

252 So MWR you are saying that Chesty Moon will be played by Meghan McCain?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 03:46 PM (JdUCt)

 

lol!   Well yes, if you want to make it a REAL horror movie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:47 AM (4df7R)

253 That's what happens when you roll with an entourage a hundred people deep, and you are footing the bill. Should have run for President instead. That's how Mike Tyson blew his 300 million, or whatever it was.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 11:47 AM (P7Wsr)

254 Isn't it just the intention that matters?  I mean, they thought they were being inclusive and advanced by having a sign translator.  Does it really matter what the result was, as long as they were trying to be inclusive?

They tried, people.  They tried. 

And if it wasn't for those nagging idiots always wanting actual *results*, we could have all appreciated the funeral and moved on with our lives, patting ourselves on the back and not having been made to look like fools in front of the entire world.

It's just like these people wanting to keep their old insurance plans.  The nerve.

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 11:48 AM (/29Nl)

255 Rep. Robert Bishop, R-Utah, on budget deal: 'This is not a great bill..it's a whole lot better than the chaos' - @ChadPergram Well that's doubtful, asshole. Thanks for nothing as usual.

Posted by: Meremortal, making hand signs at December 11, 2013 11:49 AM (1Y+hH)

256 260 posts, surely someone has already written the obligatory: "His signing was fake but accurate." notation.

Posted by: Meremortal, throwing gang signs at December 11, 2013 11:50 AM (1Y+hH)

257 That sign language was in cursive and I didn't understand it.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 11, 2013 11:51 AM (y5bPZ)

258 Possible cast - Meghan McCain, Paris Hilton, and Tila Tequila.  With Lindsay Lohan being the latest team member they ensnare in their tangled web of vampirism and sadism.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:51 AM (JdUCt)

259 Dude, he's like not even throwing in any variety.  He's got a basic four moves and slight variations thereof.

Posted by: Filly at December 11, 2013 11:51 AM (Zo+R6)

260 He was simply signing in ebonics. Stop being so racist.

Posted by: Reverend Al at December 11, 2013 11:51 AM (MVoEv)

261 lol! Well yes, if you want to make it a REAL horror movie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 11, 2013 03:47 PM (4df7R)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

I read a book about roller-derby girls once.  Or  maybe it was a dream.  Can't remember.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 11:52 AM (Tx68O)

262 Number of deaf people at funeral: 0 Number of pretend ASL guys with a paycheck: 1 ASL guy wins.

Posted by: MJ at December 11, 2013 11:52 AM (PRPp1)

263 Lies, but now the lips don't have to even move to lie.

Posted by: theBuckWheat at December 11, 2013 11:53 AM (siI12)

264 Some seriously ham-handed critics here

Posted by: Bigby's Tiny Fists at December 11, 2013 11:53 AM (3ZtZW)

265

Anybody looked to see if the Bad Lip Reading guy had anything to say?

Posted by: Bigby's Tiny Fists at December 11, 2013 11:54 AM (3ZtZW)

266 Can't touch this.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 11:54 AM (evdj2)

267 Moar jazz hands!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 11, 2013 11:54 AM (AWmfW)

268 I'm pretty sure he was signing in Austrian.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 11, 2013 11:55 AM (JSmUP)

269 This story has inspired me to pursue my dream of becoming a fake sign language interpreter! 

Go ahead -- tell me something to say, and I'll make up fake signs for it.  Go on!  Try me! 

Posted by: Phinn at December 11, 2013 11:55 AM (KOGmz)

270 Just for reference, MC Hammer and I are in no way related. Wanted to be clear about that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 11, 2013 11:56 AM (aDwsi)

271 The sprinkles on top of this story is now we get to sit back and watch the battle royale between the disability lobby and the RAAAAACIIIST cartel.

Posted by: Filly at December 11, 2013 11:56 AM (Zo+R6)

272 Fake Sign Language Guy's real name: Way Out Willie

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 11:56 AM (MMC8r)

273 I would have died if he was doing 'Enter the Ninja'.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 11:56 AM (evdj2)

274

We're far enough into the thread that I think I can go OT and say the nominations are out for the SAG Awards, and I'm proud to say I haven't heard of at least 2/3 of the movies that got nominated.  As for the TV categories, the only people I'd like to see win are either Steve Buscemi or Peter Dinklage for Best Actor in a Drama Series (not because I watch the shows, but because I know they're great actors) and the stunt ensemble for "The Walking Dead."  All the rest of them are dead to me.

 

And why exactly did    the cast of "Arrested Development's"    poorly received Netflix resurrection get nominated for a best ensemble in a comedy award?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:56 AM (4df7R)

275 He's got a basic four moves and slight variations thereof.

So, no different from SCOAMF's speech repertoire.  (I, me, my, racists!)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 11:57 AM (ZKzrr)

276 "He should have just blown morse code out of a vuvuzela."

Threadwinner

Posted by: Filly at December 11, 2013 11:57 AM (Zo+R6)

277 Hey, Macarena!

Posted by: Fake Sign Language Guy at December 11, 2013 11:57 AM (MMC8r)

278

While he was a fake, I'm sure the deaf community appreciates the gesture.

 

Posted by: Bigby's Tiny Fists at December 11, 2013 11:58 AM (3ZtZW)

279 And why exactly did the cast of "Arrested Development's" poorly received Netflix resurrection get nominated for a best ensemble in a comedy award? Nostalgia.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 11:58 AM (naUcP)

280 #281, I don't think I'm familiar with ANY of the movies. But Breaking Bad got a nomination in the TV category, so that's cool.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 11:58 AM (7ObY1)

281 So, no different from SCOAMF's speech repertoire. (I, me, my, racists!)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 03:57 PM (ZKzrr)

 

 

 

You forgot "Bush" and "middle class".

Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 11:58 AM (gvqyH)

282 While he was a fake, I'm sure the deaf community appreciates the gesture.

Posted by: Bigby's Tiny Fists at December 11, 2013 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)

 

Ohhh, that was such a bad pun, i don't know if even I can let you get  away with it.   And I'm a purveyor of quality puns!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 11:59 AM (4df7R)

283 Your cat says differently Mike....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2013 11:59 AM (JdUCt)

284 Hey, we certified him!

Posted by: Association of Deaf People With Aphasia at December 11, 2013 11:59 AM (MMC8r)

285 "Oh behalf of the family, I would like to thank all of the heads of states that are here. Thank you." For the hearing impaired: ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY!.....I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THE HEADS OF STATES THAT ARE HERE! THANK YOU!!!" That's how ya do it, bitch.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] ZOMBIE GARRET MORRIS at December 11, 2013 11:59 AM (bCEmE)

286 Your cat says differently Mike.... Posted by: Anna ----------------- Cat is a known liar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 11, 2013 12:00 PM (aDwsi)

287 And he looks like the African version of Curly, which is just the icing on the cake since the incident is reminiscent of a Three Stooges' short.

Posted by: TFB at December 11, 2013 03:45 PM (W+wqV)




That was my first thought too. It was a total Three Stooges moment. The Stooges knocked out the real guy then it's get up there and do something knucklehead.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2013 12:00 PM (1Jaio)

288 Seems like a good career choice in our New Flourishing Economy: Interpretive Sign Language Performer.

/so, how long before a libtard says this guy was really doing "performance art?"

Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2013 12:00 PM (25HWz)

289 It's a TEACHABLE MOMENT, wingnutz. Clearly, we need universal sign-language training in this country. We know it didn't happen in this country, but shut up because RACIST. We'll pass a bill and then let you know what's in it. Expect the middle class to get soaked.

Posted by: Your Betters, the Dems at December 11, 2013 12:00 PM (7ObY1)

290 Garrett Gonzalez Morris is still alive.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 12:00 PM (evdj2)

291 Oh, apparently there was a lot of clusterfuck at the memorial, and part of it is icky: "Further fouling the aftermath of Mr. MandelaÂ’s death was the news reported on Wednesday that burglars had broken into the Cape Town home of another revered figure in South AfricaÂ’s anti-apartheid struggle, Desmond Tutu, the Nobel Peace Prize laureate. The Cape Times newspaper said the burglary took place while he was attending the memorial service." --nyt

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 11, 2013 12:01 PM (A0sHn)

292 Though his career is not so lucky.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 11, 2013 12:01 PM (evdj2)

293 288 So, no different from SCOAMF's speech repertoire. (I, me, my, racists!) Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2013 03:57 PM (ZKzrr) You forgot "Bush" and "middle class". Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2013 03:58 PM (gvqyH) And "let me be clear."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 12:01 PM (7ObY1)

294 HOLY shit just seeing this for the first time, I can't stop laughing!!! LULZ!!!!
>>>>And he's doing it with a straight face!!11!!

I love this guy.



 

Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2013 12:02 PM (wmU4G)

295 Symbolic The pretense of helping people is what's important All show No substance

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:02 PM (KhXik)

296 YES, I AM ALIVE!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] NOT DEAD YET GARRET MORRIS at December 11, 2013 12:02 PM (bCEmE)

297 He was sending out our nuke codes over and over. Courtesy of Snowden.

Posted by: Meremortal, under desk at December 11, 2013 12:02 PM (1Y+hH)

298 Can you have a lisp in ASL?  Askin' for a friend ...

Posted by: President Urkel [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 12:03 PM (B0gqn)

299 my best line: "you make me want to be a better man"

as signed by Jack Nicholson

Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at December 11, 2013 12:03 PM (4eNxd)

300 304 He was sending out our nuke codes over and over.

Courtesy of Snowden.

Posted by: Meremortal, under desk at December 11, 2013 04:02 PM (1Y+hH)


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Posted by: Red Shirt at December 11, 2013 12:03 PM (FIDMq)

301

ace, I think you might have to update this headline to "SECOND Funniest story you'll read all week."   Because I think HuffPo's got it beat:

 

'Correction of the Year': HuffPo Discovers Hawaii is a State

TWITCHY:  http://tinyurl.com/lezlftu

 


"CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country."

 

 

That is so not a joke.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:04 PM (4df7R)

302 "CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country." Then Obama IS FOREIGN-BORN!

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2013 12:05 PM (MMC8r)

303 The Weeping Boner on conservative opposition to the proposed budget deal: “They’re using the American people for their own purposes. This is ridiculous.” BlueStateRebel to the Weeping Boner: "I know you are but what am I?"

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 11, 2013 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

304
"CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country."


That opens up so many questions.  Like how can the President be a US citizen with a Hawaiian birth certificate?

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 12:05 PM (/29Nl)

305 And as usual, too slow.

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2013 12:06 PM (/29Nl)

306 'Correction of the Year': HuffPo Discovers Hawaii is a State TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/lezlftu Get. Out. Of. Town.

Posted by: Meremortal, blinking at December 11, 2013 12:06 PM (1Y+hH)

307 Couldn't of happened to a better race baiter. Sharpton and Jackson not withstanding.

*

Can you be arrested in SA for impersonating a signer??




Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2013 12:06 PM (wmU4G)

308 Paging Dr Freud Paging Dr Freud Please pick up the white courtesy phone

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:06 PM (KhXik)

309

And in the most disgusting story you'll read all week, check out Turnipthulu, the bouncing turnip, comparing Paul Ryan to a teenage girl "doing oral and anal to keep her promise ring."

 

TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/msxcrsv


 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:06 PM (4df7R)

310 HuffPo Discovers Hawaii is a State Dear God, it's started trolling itself...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 12:07 PM (naUcP)

311 He'd make an excellent replacement for Jay Carney.

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2013 12:07 PM (wAQA5)

312 Also funny, the hashtag #womensucceed which is full of feminist bullshit about the patriarchy holding womyn down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 11, 2013 12:07 PM (DmNpO)

313

Come on MWR with a rant.   Looking for a new thread to post on.

 

By the way,  I'm  officially calling it   Mawar's  Law. 

Posted by: polynikes I just can't stop at December 11, 2013 12:07 PM (m2CN7)

314 You know they're pumping out a Mandela movie just in time for Christmas. I hope it flops.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2013 12:08 PM (+OAxG)

315 Cat is a known liar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 11, 2013 04:00 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Cat's don't lie.  They just add an infinite number of dynamics.

Posted by: Soona at December 11, 2013 12:09 PM (Tx68O)

316 Come on MWR with a rant. Looking for a new thread to post on. The landmark is willow posting...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2013 12:09 PM (naUcP)

317 A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country.

This is actually an in-progress wet dream of the progtards, including most of the Democrats in Hawaii. 

Their plan, as I understand it, works like this:

1) Kick all the whites and white Hispanics and African-Americans out of Hawaii and declare independence, because raaaaacism.
2) ???
3) Profit!

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2013 12:09 PM (B/VB5)

318 It was not sign Language... It was interpretive Dance!

Posted by: Zombified Bob Fosey at December 11, 2013 12:09 PM (lZBBB)

319 Can you be arrested in SA for impersonating a signer?? No, but you can get a Theft by Fraud charge to stick.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 11, 2013 12:09 PM (P7Wsr)

320 Get. Out. Of. Town.

Posted by: Meremortal, blinking at December 11, 2013 04:06 PM (1Y+hH)

 

 

Next up:   HuffPo discovers that     Japan is not part of China.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:10 PM (4df7R)

321 He was hand twerking

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:10 PM (KhXik)

322 Its was sign language, ebonics version

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:11 PM (KhXik)

323 Next up: HuffPo discovers that Japan is not part of China.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 11, 2013 04:10 PM (4df7R)

 

Its not?

Posted by: TIME magazine at December 11, 2013 12:11 PM (m2CN7)

324 My high school boyfriend used to sing the lyrics to "2 Legit 2 Quit" as, "do the jit, do the dirty jit."

At least I traded up in quality of men as I got older.  Slightly.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 11, 2013 12:11 PM (GrtrJ)

325 He is a sign language interpreter with Tourettes

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:12 PM (KhXik)

326 #76. EXACTLY what I was thinking....

Posted by: the Butcher at December 11, 2013 12:12 PM (8g9qq)

327 #HuffPoCorrections:  A previous version of this article referred to William, Duke of Cambridge, as King Vilhelm of Fredonia.  This has been corrected.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:13 PM (4df7R)

328 This reminds me of the time I was conducting a concert and some overweight blond gal came up and asked me if she could sign "White Christmas." Proceeded to sing along.

Posted by: Caliban at December 11, 2013 12:13 PM (DrC22)

329 >>"CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country."

That was an old Red Eye joke, ffs.

Posted by: Mega

Yeah, because of this:
Nov 15 2011
"Obama In Hawaii: "Here In Asia" World Leaders Teach Me How To "Spread Out The Sacrifice""

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 11, 2013 12:14 PM (B0gqn)

330 Black man say JEF full of shit.

Posted by: Tonto at December 11, 2013 12:14 PM (m8PQQ)

331 A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country. That would suck for Ensenada. It would mean the end of the cruise lines' Jones Act whistle stops there on their way to or from Hawaii. Maybe Holder can get the ATF to ship them some straw-bought guns to help with their economy.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 11, 2013 12:15 PM (V3kRK)

332 Anyone else remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3c6_BT3HM

Posted by: spice at December 11, 2013 12:15 PM (8PqRA)

333 If the hand sign language guy could've just learned the signals for "Me",  I", and "myself", he'd have Obama's speech covered.

Posted by: Mike at December 11, 2013 12:15 PM (r/L31)

334 I have been hesitant to say this because I don't want to be that crazy conspiracy girl but I do think the timing of Mandela's death was very convenient for the release of his movie and I know some people have said he was on life support for quite a while, it seems like he was supposed to be at death's door the last time Obama was in south africa for a selfie. I don't think the movie people did it but I do wonder about his family's motives.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 11, 2013 12:16 PM (RZ8pf)

335 He just was moving his hands randomly.


And we have a preznit who just moves his lips randomly

Posted by: Gene Gene The Dancing Machine at December 11, 2013 12:16 PM (Pr6hk)

336 If the hand sign language guy could've just learned the signals for "Me", I", and "myself", he'd have Obama's speech covered.

----

And the hip thrust for "bone us in the ass".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2013 12:17 PM (nELVU)

337 Points to The Atlantic piece in the sidebar for trying to    make    the NSA   into  Poe's "The Raven."   But points off for failing   to  match the meter so badly.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:17 PM (4df7R)

338 Sounds like the JEF trying to be all inspiring and statesman like failed. Its all selfie gate and faux sign language What a baffoon

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:17 PM (KhXik)

339 The sign language guy actually DOES know sign language.  He was just finding it impossible to    interpret     the Preezy's words because there's no way to translate   Obammy's   sibilant "Ssssss"    into  African sign language without declaring war on your neighbor.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 11, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

340 I can't believe you guys are slandering me like this.

Posted by: Morgan Fairchild's husband at December 11, 2013 12:20 PM (tUay6)

341 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzRSE_p1Ys This guy *has* been doing it for a while.

Posted by: ThrowawayAccount at December 11, 2013 12:20 PM (hDS1s)

342 341 Anyone else remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO3c6_BT3HM Posted by: spice at December 11, 2013 04:15 PM (8PqRA) LOL! That's perfect!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 11, 2013 12:20 PM (bCEmE)

343 322 You know they're pumping out a Mandela movie just in time for Christmas. I question the timing.

Posted by: Alex Jones at December 11, 2013 12:23 PM (7ObY1)

344 OT, but Yahoo "News" is going full-on spin about Obama's selfie and his bowing to Castro.  I'm sure I don't need to click on the stories to see how awesome Obama is.

The left can just never give up, can they?

Posted by: Null at December 11, 2013 12:23 PM (P7hip)

345 Maybe we can get this guy to perform "Resist we much" in semaphore for Al Sharpton's  funeral.



Posted by: dananjcon at December 11, 2013 12:23 PM (wmU4G)

346 None of this would have happened if you people would let the poor man be clear.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2013 12:24 PM (B/VB5)

347 Boy, Roger Waters is off the rails again with is rantings against Israel. It's in the Raw Story and I won't link it but it's not the first time he has spewed antisemetic nonsense and it won't be the last.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 12:24 PM (h4eud)

348 His signage made exactly as much sense as the president's spoken language.

Posted by: UWP at December 11, 2013 12:24 PM (2hQRj)

349 I saw MC Hammer open for Tool in '92. Hammer was good, but Tool really ratcheted it up a few notches.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 11, 2013 12:26 PM (LSJmV)

350 The sign language guy actually DOES know sign language. He was just finding it impossible to interpret the Preezy's words because there's no way to translate Obammy's sibilant "Ssssss" into African sign language without declaring war on your neighbor. I don't care who you are, that there is down right funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2013 12:26 PM (cUARf)

351 I love me some Floyd, but Waters is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 11, 2013 12:27 PM (LSJmV)

352 They're using our members and they're using the American people for their own goals," Boehner said, his voice rising with anger during a news conference at the Capitol today. "This is ridiculous. Listen, if you are for more deficit reduction, you are for this agreement."

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 11, 2013 12:28 PM (R8hU8)

353 OT No charges against George Zimmerman.
 
He needs to move to Siberia for a while, for his own good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2013 12:29 PM (wNF3N)

354 The Holy Foreskin BY MEDIEVALISTS.NET – DECEMBER 9, 2013 When I first heard about the Sanctum Praeputium I actually thought it was a joke thought up by some medievalist. Apparently some medieval people thought so too! How big of a scholar can you be if you have never heard of the Holy Foreskin? I heard of it decades ago. http://goo.gl/We6lZx The poor baby Jesus looks a bit nervous in those paintings.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 12:30 PM (h4eud)

355 There is NO deficit reduction in this agreement.

and most of what they SAY is deficit reduction takes place in 2022.

The GOP really IS Democrat lite.

They're like the Mini-Me of Progressive/liberalism.

Whenever the Democrats pull something, the GOP is right there trying to pull it too.


Next up they'll DEEM Amnesty passed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 11, 2013 12:31 PM (LSDdO)

356 RT @AP: BREAKING: Prosecutors say they will not file domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 11, 2013 12:31 PM (h4eud)

357 OT, but Yahoo "News" is going full-on spin about Obama's selfie and his bowing to Castro. I'm sure I don't need to click on the stories to see how awesome Obama is.

The left can just never give up, can they?

Posted by: Null at December 11, 2013 04:23 PM (P7hip)



Yahoo is a joke. And it's front page "news" stories are increasing become nothing but crap from the Huffington Post

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2013 12:31 PM (1Jaio)

358 331 Next up: HuffPo discovers that Japan is not part of China.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 11, 2013 04:10 PM (4df7R)

Its not?

Posted by: TIME magazine at December 11, 2013 04:11 PM (m2CN7)

Cirruslee?

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 11, 2013 12:32 PM (GgPam)

359 "They" Mr. Boehner?

"They" ARE the American people you f'king idiot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 11, 2013 12:32 PM (LSDdO)

360 Lol. His signing was less than optimal.

Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2013 12:34 PM (Kkt/i)

361 Nood

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 11, 2013 12:34 PM (LSDdO)

362

show of hands on who wants another walks into a bar joke.   Okay  none.  I'll do it anyway and that will produce a new post.

 

A  horse walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender leans over and asks the horse  "  I've notice you're very successful with the ladies.  What's  your  secret"

 

The horse  says  "  well  for one,  I'm hung like me "

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 12:34 PM (m2CN7)

363 He needs to stay Away from the ladies a looooonnnnnngggg time. He's only gonna attract crazy for at least a couple of years

Posted by: thunderb at December 11, 2013 12:35 PM (KhXik)

364 I knew it.   I posting  the joke  on the new thread. 

Posted by: polynikes at December 11, 2013 12:36 PM (m2CN7)

365 In fairness, the guy signing didn't speak narcissistic bullshit.

Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2013 12:36 PM (Kkt/i)

366 Nonetheless, what he signed made more sense than anything Barky ever read off his TelePrompTer.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 11, 2013 12:37 PM (o3MSL)

367 If Obama wants to appear as an inspiring statesman he should realize that a public events people will be taking pictures of him ALL THE TIME and so that's probably not the best time to flirt with women and take pictures of yourself. He's like some self involved teen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 12:38 PM (BC6cY)

368 So, now we have proof a Moron attended the Mandela funeral.

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2013 12:44 PM (8rL9P)

369 Heh. The one, upstaged by another phony. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2013 01:01 PM (Kkt/i)

370 I've cracked the code.. he was saying that he works in the clerical department of the Nairobi Memorial Hospital and..

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 11, 2013 01:08 PM (X7MMs)

371 "CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country." ROFL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2013 01:28 PM (BC6cY)

372 He was signing in Bislama, (obscure cargo cult reference)

Posted by: John Frum at December 11, 2013 01:30 PM (7Rx8v)

373 MC Hammer? Nah. More like the substance of Milli Vanilli.

Posted by: Y-not at December 11, 2013 02:16 PM (zDsvJ)

374 The thing that's scary is he was mere inches away from the President of the United States... where was the SS?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 11, 2013 02:35 PM (KL49F)

375 Jazz hands,  in the purist form of the art.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2013 03:05 PM (MNq6o)

376 ""Hey, that guy's actin' funny, get him!""

The little known reason Kai Penm was canned from the White House.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 11, 2013 03:30 PM (XO6WW)

377 Sent by the Illuminati to show Obama that security can be breached easily, and to not FUp their agenda.

Posted by: Stocks, John Stocks at December 11, 2013 04:37 PM (l5fCd)

378 Inflamingcredible and teh funneh!11!.  Kept pretty much a straight face although was obviously having fun.  Obvious in any event .  Too many salutes.  Fitting for Preezy Cakeboy's speech (and bio and MFM storyline) through and though--fake from start to finish.  Like to know who he is and how this happened.  Lastly, would be a tad aghast save for the truth about Saint Nelson (who did turn better later in life).  Begging  all your pardons for  the lengthy cut-n-past but:


THE TRUTH ABOUT NELSON MANDELA

His Crimes:

This is what Terrorist Nelson Mandela was indicted for:

Should any person in the US today be indicted for similar crimes, no doubt he would be incarcerated without trail in Guantanamo bay for life.

..The Crimes of Terrorist Nelson Mandela

Read here the crimes of the clever terrorist Nelson Mandela (most have never heard of, denied the opportunity by the treacherous liberal media) and understand why Amnesty International never accepted him as a political prisoner. Even as the world finally woke up to how wicked Winnie Mandela is, we must face reality about how dangerous and deceitful Nelson Mandela has been.

The fact is that even Amnesty International refused to take on Nelson Mandela's case because they asserted that he was no political prisoner but had committed numerous violent crimes and received a fair trial and a reasonable sentence.

Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. He had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilizing terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children, were killed by Nelson Mandela's MK terrorists.

South African President P.W. Botha had, on a number of occasions, offered Nelson Mandela freedom from prison, if he would only renounce terrorist violence. This Mandela refused to do. - Invictus Idolatry

* The full list of munitions and charges read as follows:

• One count under the South African Suppression of Communism Act No. 44 of 1950, charging that the accused committed acts calculated to further the achievement of the objective of communism;

• One count of contravening the South African Criminal Law Act (1953), which prohibits any person from soliciting or receiving any money or articles for the purpose of achieving organized defiance of laws and country; and

• Two counts of sabotage, committing or aiding or procuring the commission of the following acts:

1) The further recruitment of persons for instruction and training, both within and outside the Republic of South Africa, in:

(a) the preparation, manufacture and use of explosives—for the purpose of committing acts of violence and destruction in the aforesaid Republic, (the preparation and manufacture of explosives, according to evidence submitted, included 210,000 hand grenades, 48,000 anti-personnel mines, 1,500 time devices, 144 tons of ammonium nitrate, 21.6 tons of aluminum powder and a ton of black powder);

(b) the art of warfare, including guerrilla warfare, and military training generally for the purpose in the aforesaid Republic;

(ii) Further acts of violence and destruction, (this includes 193 counts of terrorism committed between 1961 and 1963);

(iii) Acts of guerrilla warfare in the aforesaid Republic;

(iv) Acts of assistance to military units of foreign countries when involving the aforesaid Republic;

(v) Acts of participation in a violent revolution in the aforesaid Republic, whereby the accused, injured, damaged, destroyed, rendered useless or unserviceable, put out of action, obstructed, with or endangered:

(a) the health or safety of the public;
(b) the maintenance of law and order;

(c) the supply and distribution of light, power or fuel;
(d) postal, telephone or telegraph installations;
(e) the free movement of traffic on land; and
(f) the property, movable or immovable, of other persons or of the state.

Source: The State v. Nelson Mandela et al, Supreme Court of South Africa, Transvaal Provincial Division, 1963-1964, Indictment.

MandelaÂ’s Legacy:

Nelson Mandela's Legacy: 210 White Farmers Murdered by Blacks (Per Year) Since 1994 in South AfricaWhat is Nelson Mandela's legacy? Genocide Watch tells us simply this: Since 1994, more than 70000 (and counting)white South Africans have been murdered of which more than 4000 were commercial farmers. Exact figures are very hard to come by as the South African police fail to report most of the murders that take place.
Nelson Mandela unleashed the black rippers in South Africa.  These numbers are thus conservatively estimated. As the white population of South Africa was 4 434 697 according to the official state census in 1996, and more than 400 000 white South Africans have left the country, it could be estimated that nearly 2% of white South Africans have been murdered in the 18 years of democracy. Compare that to the 7518 black people that were murdered by the Apartheid government, which comes to a percentage of 0.02% of the black population. (And no, you can't compare people killed by the security forces with people killed by civilians, but I'm sure that if you look up white on black civilian murders during Apartheid, it would still be very low indeed.)There were roughly 128 000 commercial farmers in South Africa in 1980. Today there are 40000 commercial farmers left in South Africa. Since 1994, more than 4000 farmers have been murdered and many more maimed, tortured, raped and assaulted. It was established that more white farmers die per year is South Africa than soldiers in Vietnam

Remember the truth of lynching in the United States? Though Oprah Winfrey claimed "millions of black people were lynched," it turns out 3,446 blacks were lynched between 1882-1968 a period of 86 years.  From 1882-1968, 4,743 lynchings occurred in the United States. Of these people that were lynched 3,446 were black. The blacks lynched accounted for 72.7% of the people lynched.  Out of the 4,743 people lynched only 1,297 white people were lynched. That is only 27.3%. Many of the whites lynched were lynched for helping the black or being anti lynching and even for domestic crimes.

So, over a span 86 years, 3,446 black people were lynched (many were lynched for actual crimes, mind you); that's roughly 40 lynchings per year vs. 210 white farmers murdered per year in South Africa..

AND NELSON’S LOVELY WIFE WINNIE “NECKLACE” MANDELA

In the late Eighties, Winnie's thuggish bodyguards, the Mandela United Football Club, terrorised Soweto. Club "captain" was Jerry Richardson, who died in prison last year while serving life for the murder of Stompie Moeketsi, a 14-year-old who was kidnapped with three other boys and beaten in the home where we would soon sit, sipping coffee. Winnie was sentenced to six years for kidnap but reduced to a fine on appeal.

Members of the gang would later testify to South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission that Winnie had ordered the torture, murder and kidnap of her own people, and even participated directly.

Her reputation was damaged by such rhetoric as that displayed in a speech she gave in Munsieville on 13 April 1986, where she endorsed the practice of “necklacing” (burning people alive using rubber tires around their necks, filled with fuel and then set on fire) by saying: "[W]ith our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country."[8] Further tarnishing her reputation were accusations by her bodyguard, Jerry Musivuzi Richardson, that she had ordered kidnapping and murder.  On 29 December 1988, Richardson, who was coach of the Mandela United Football Club (MUFC), which acted as Mrs. Mandela's personal security detail, abducted 14-year-old James Seipei (also known as Stompie Moeketsi) and three other youths from the home of a Methodist minister, Rev. Paul Verryn, claiming she had the youths taken to her home because she suspected the reverend was sexually abusing them. The four were beaten to get them to admit to having had sex with the minister. 14 year old Seipei was accused of being an informer, and his body later found in a field with stab wounds to the throat on 6 January 1989.


In the words of the late Paul Harvey: “Now you know the rest of the story.....”

Posted by: eureka! at December 11, 2013 09:02 PM (n45g9)

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