April 10, 2014

Furrowed Brows and Rambling Incoherence: The Morning Joe Crew Try To Name Hillary's Greatest Achievement
— JohnE.

This is just a great clip all around.

It's funny watching the question of Hillary's greatest accomplishment asked and laughingly rejected as ridiculous at first, then having it slowly dawn on the panel that none of them has an answer.

John Heilemann, realizing he had nothing, decides he "doesn't want to do an ad for Hillary" and they finally throw it to reliable Democrat cheerleader Chuck Todd who is able to come up with impressive feats like frequent flyer miles and something about Egypt.

Hillary 2016: She's Already Passed The Globetrotting Vacation Test

Posted by: JohnE. at 06:00 AM | Comments (464)
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1 Aw, hell, she pissed off more people and lied so many times, she's a sure winner!

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2014 06:02 AM (3kDQa)

2 Yay!  Not Dump!

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:02 AM (GQ8sn)

3 the best part about hillary is we only have to pay her 77% of the presidential salary......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 10, 2014 06:03 AM (u8GsB)

4 Hillary's greatest achievement?


Making Vince Foster look like a legit suicide.





Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:03 AM (GQ8sn)

5 You have nothing to fear from President H. Clinton.

Posted by: Senator John McCain [/i] [/b] at April 10, 2014 06:03 AM (5ikDv)

6 4 Hillary's greatest achievement? Making Vince Foster look like a legit suicide. Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (GQ8sn) *cough*

Posted by: ron brown at April 10, 2014 06:05 AM (u8GsB)

7 Well, she DOES have an impressive collection of pantsuits, which are de rigeur for your average lesbian married to a serial adulterer. And don't forget the cankles, those took some time to develop.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2014 06:06 AM (3kDQa)

8
*cough*

Posted by: ron brown at April 10, 2014 10:05 AM (u8GsB)



Bringing down a whole plane with the crew is not suicide.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:06 AM (GQ8sn)

9

the best part about hillary is we only have to pay her 77% of the presidential salary......

 

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Hah!  Awesome.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 10, 2014 06:06 AM (PFy0L)

10 Hillary has a vagina!! Let's see some Republican man do that!

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (ZPrif)

11 Making $100K in cattle futures.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (MMC8r)

12

Can we taze her for charity?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (DrWcr)

13 Hillary's greatest achievement:   making    gullible    people believe she really just  bonked herself on the head and got a concussion    before having to testify about Benghazi.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (4df7R)

14

Um, she's a woman. 

 

 

 

Ish.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (fwARV)

15 None of this really matters. There are so many people so enamored of Mrs. Clinton that like Mr. Obama she could murder small children on the White House lawn and no one would care. If she runs she will be elected. She will have the MSM in her corner and boatloads of bucks to campaign.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 10, 2014 06:07 AM (Qp3K5)

16 10 Hillary has a vagina!! Let's see some Republican man do that!

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (ZPrif)

 

*ahem*

Posted by: Weeping John Boehner at April 10, 2014 06:08 AM (DrWcr)

17 12 Can we taze her for charity?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (DrWcr)



BUT DO NOT DRESS HER IN A BIKINI, DAMMIT.   I do not need to see   Cankle's    camel toe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 06:08 AM (4df7R)

18 12 Can we taze her for charity? Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (DrWcr) I refuse to believe she could fit into the bikini, and wouldn't want to see it if she could.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2014 06:08 AM (3kDQa)

19 Hey, I dodged sniper fire in Tuzla!

Posted by: Hillary "Neo" Clinton at April 10, 2014 06:08 AM (DrWcr)

20 Hillary 2016! - The Artful Gunfire Dodger

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:08 AM (0HooB)

21 she has a vagina she married a man who became president what difference does it make

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 06:09 AM (zOTsN)

22 She would have given us the Obamacare trainwreck 20 years sooner. That takes vision.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:09 AM (MMC8r)

23 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:09 AM (PYAXX)

24 Man, Mika really adds great contribution to that show. Good grief...what a dolt!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:09 AM (bCEmE)

25 She *allegedly* has a vagina. She certainly doesn't have a functional brain.

Posted by: tcn at April 10, 2014 06:09 AM (3kDQa)

26 BUT DO NOT DRESS HER IN A BIKINI, DAMMIT. I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (4df7R)

 

Ugh, pass the brain bleach.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (DrWcr)

27 Look, it's obvious that the Left can spin her as a reasonably competent SoS, but "great"? Ok MSNBC clownshow, I know words don't really have meaning to a leftist, but define "great" using Hillary Clinton's performance as an analogy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (HLprW)

28 It's funny watching the question of Hillary's greatest accomplishment asked and laughingly rejected as ridiculous at first, then having it slowly dawn on the panel that none of them has an answer. I sincerely wish I could watch this at work. That has to be hilarious.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (PYAXX)

29 2016. When the Democratic Party will demonstrate their commitment to youth and ethnic diversity by nominating... a white woman of Medicare age.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (noWW6)

30 Hillary's greatest achievement is no time served.

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (AO9UG)

31 "I'm not going to do an ad for Hillary".

"I think they will say she had a great role in repairing America's battered image around the world". 

Dude. 


Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (4nR9/)

32 I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe. That's not a toe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (0HooB)

33 She rides a helluva broom.

Posted by: Thatch at April 10, 2014 06:10 AM (qYvEa)

34 I thought the Kerry fellating in that clip was funnier than the stuttering and stammering over Clinton.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:11 AM (HLprW)

35 She ain't noways tahhrrrdd.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2014 06:11 AM (zF6Iw)

36 repairing our battered image? Benghazi Syria Russia heh super repaired

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 06:11 AM (zOTsN)

37 She doesn't need any accomplishments. Her greatest will be the first female president. In many ways, the story of Obama.

Posted by: Spring Fever at April 10, 2014 06:12 AM (i7KmQ)

38 I think Hillary would make a great president. She would try all of the sleight of hand magic that Obama has used so effectively but would fail miserably. It would be painful to see. Hillary, after a lifetime in politics would be as arrogant as Obama but in her advancing years wouldn't be as astute, and it would also be painful to see a powerful politician in their decline. All of the democrat tropes, so recently discredited would be a staple in Hillary's time as President. Her foreign policy would be a debacle even more so than Obama, and the shameless democrat shills in the news media would be an embarrassment. The only downside would be the GOP would have to be even greater failures than they already are if they want to hold onto their second place position for the simple reason that should the GOP actually win an election, then those politicians would actually have to do something rather than just faking it.

Posted by: Damn it, Smith! at April 10, 2014 06:12 AM (bZUVR)

39 super repaired

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:11 AM (zOTsN)

 

Relations reset!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:12 AM (DrWcr)

40 Are you kidding me!?!? Have you forgotten I single handily killed a Bosnian death squad after the humvee I was riding in was hit by an RPG.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (Aif/5)

41 I like the whole, "She'll tell us in her book" if you have to wait to be told in a book its not an accomplishment

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (zOTsN)

42 She instructed someone to bake a plate of cookies once.
http://clinton2.nara.gov/WH/EOP/First_Lady/html/cookies.html

(We're paying for this website.)

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (ZKzrr)

43 I think it was JJ Sefton who had the big, loooong list of Cliton people who went to that big voting booth in the sky. One of the cobs should make a post about that for future reference.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (0HooB)

44 (...and a cup of vegetable shortening?  Instead of butter?  Fuck that.)

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (ZKzrr)

45 Her greatest achievement was suppressing her natural revulsion for penis long enough to whelp her vapid, unfortunate looking crotch-fruit, Chelsea.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (CJjw5)

46 BUT DO NOT DRESS HER IN A BIKINI, DAMMIT. I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (4df7R)


o_o Why would you do that to us.  Why would you conjure that mental image. 


I thought you liked the Horde.  What have we done to anger you?!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (9LuAk)

47 I remember them trumpeting how much she travelled like it was some kind of accomplishment.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2014 06:13 AM (zqvg6)

48 Who posted that list of the Clinton acquaintances and what happened to them? Can anyone repost that.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (fWAjv)

49 Hey, wait? Didn't Hillary make a billion dollars disappear with no trace? Or was that a staffer?

Posted by: Damn it, Smith! at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (bZUVR)

50 Ready to embrace twice the suck!!11

Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (Dwehj)

51 Greatest achievement? Managing to avoid prosecution, or any real accountability, for getting her own ambassador and 3 other people (and what could have been a couple dozen more) murdered. This woman should be living in shame (or in an orange jumpsuit) not raking in millions in speaker fees and "considering" a run for president.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (gzJJ2)

52 Or what BB said.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (fWAjv)

53 46 (...and a cup of vegetable shortening? Instead of butter? Fuck that.)

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (ZKzrr)

 

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (DrWcr)

54 Hill's lifetime achievement award is more or less successfully keeping the lid on Bill's endless stream of "bimbo eruptions".

It remains to be seen if she will successfully be able to keep quiet Bill's more recent flights to the private island owned by that nice Mr. Epstein.

The one where several underage girls allege that they were detained against their will, held incommunicado, and forcibly made to sexually service a long list of prominent visitors.

Billy Jeff flew down there several times. I guess the nice Mr. Epstein plays a mean hand of canasta or something.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (noWW6)

55 Disgusting. Instead of understanding she should be known for what happened in Benghazi, they think she must have done great things but they just can't remember them right now.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 10, 2014 06:14 AM (SUKHu)

56 10 Hillary has a vagina!! Let's see some Republican man do that! Posted by: WarOnWomenz!

Also, Bill Clinton has made $75M giving speeches and so forth since his presidency.  Hillary has only made a Senator's and SoS's federal salary.  Why do the Dems hate women and deny them equal pay?

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (4nR9/)

57 Hillary's accomplishments? SQUIRREL!

Posted by: The MSM, Revving up for Hillary at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (RD7QR)

58 huma abedin

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (u8GsB)

59 "I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe." I think Hillary is one of the few people that might override my genetic predisposition to glance in that area if she were wearing a bikini.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (HLprW)

60 Hillary's greatest achievement was convincing the world that she doesn't exist.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (xq1UY)

61 22 She would have given us the Obamacare trainwreck 20 years sooner. That takes vision.Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (MMC8r)
I wonder what Hillarycare would look like after 20 years?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (74gkr)

62 It'd be funny if I thought they wouldn't line up and lie for her to get her elected anyway.

Posted by: Y-not at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (zDsvJ)

63 As amusing as it is, she's accomplished way, way more than Obama had in 2008 and looke what the media did for him. They'll do the same for her because just like the requirement in 2008 was skin color and (D); the requirement in 2016 is going to be gender. Sorry to harsh the mood early in the morning.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (ktPHV)

64 14
Um, she's a woman.



Ish.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (fwARV)



OBJECTION!   Commenter cites facts not in evidence.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (4df7R)

65 Thanks for the laughs. Was kinda down this morning. I love this blog and the comments keep it up

Posted by: NativeNH at April 10, 2014 06:15 AM (GBafw)

66 Where in the world is better following her time as SoS than it was before? The ME is more Islamic, Russia is running wild, China's flexing its muscles. Putin's probably still laughing about that reset button.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (MMC8r)

67 24 Man, Mika really adds great contribution to that show. Good grief...what a dolt! Mike tried to bring up Benghazi there at the end, I think.

Posted by: m at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (2AqeI)

68

Watching it without sound... other than Bill Kristol, I don't recognize any of these people. 

 

Best part to me is watching  the bleached blonde broad, looking like she farted, and doesn't  want anyone to know it was her. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (TOk1P)

69 Hillary's greatest achievement is no time served.

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (AO9UG)



THIS.


Someone Tweet that shit STAT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (4df7R)

70 Oh, also: losing track of 6 BILLION dollars while at the State Dept. That had to take some work.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (gzJJ2)

71 And give me a break....Claire McCaskill!?! What the F has she done, aside from avoiding taxes....and what congresscritter hasn't.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (bCEmE)

72 How many calories are in a huge honking serving of schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 06:16 AM (mf5HN)

73 So let me try... Greatest Achievement: Status of Forces agreement with Iraq... wait, no. Well, then, Status of Forces agreement with Afghanista... no, not that either. Okay, getting Iran to halt nuclear research... no, huh? Alright- Making real advancements toward peace between Israel and... well, no, not that either. How about- Strengthening our ties with Russia while preventing them from becoming a global threat? No? Alright, I'm out of ideas.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (PYAXX)

74 http://tinyurl.com/d68k5jq I'll be in the barrel if you need me.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (fWAjv)

75 63 Hillary's greatest achievement was convincing the world that she doesn't exist.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (xq1UY)


She taught me everything I know!

Posted by: Old Scratch at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (RD7QR)

76 I still say that if Bubba dies before the election she will announce she is a lesbian.If he lives she may announce she is bi.Historic twofer!

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (zqvg6)

77 Putin's probably still laughing about that reset button.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:16 AM (MMC8r)

 

Which said "overcharge" to boot.  All the resources at the gubmint's disposal, and they couldn't dig up one person who spoke and wrote Russian?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (DrWcr)

78 Commenter cites facts not in evidence.

She squeezed out an heir. 

(I wonder why Chelsea hasn't been awarded her duchy yet.  Hrm.)

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (ZKzrr)

79

Ah ain't no wayz tarred......of mentionin' how dissent is patriotic or sumthin' whenever a Republican is POTUS.

Posted by: Shrillary Clintoon at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (lQCe+)

80 Yes I have much different view of United States today.

Posted by: Vlad at April 10, 2014 06:17 AM (Aif/5)

81 Ah hain't no ways tarhd- of munching carpet!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (0cMkb)

82

63 -

 

Thanks for that.  It was obligatory, but I laughed all the same. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (TOk1P)

83 In other news, today is a palindrome:

4-10-2014

Posted by: Mega at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (hHFOx)

84 49 I remember them trumpeting how much she travelled like it was some kind of accomplishment.

Maybe we should just staff government entirely with Premium Club members. 

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (4nR9/)

85 And give me a break....Claire McCaskill!?! What the F has she done, aside from avoiding taxes....and what congresscritter hasn't. Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 10:16 AM (bCEmE) She married rich, but managed to convince this state that she was a poor single mother who happened to own a jet. Claire MC wouldn't even win Missouri, if she runs she won't make it past primaries.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (HDwDg)

86 As amusing as it is, she's accomplished way, way more than Obama had in 2008 Really? Name 3 accomplishments.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (PYAXX)

87 Benghazi!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (aKkNH)

88 I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe. That's not a toe. Elephant knuckle.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:18 AM (xZxMD)

89 77 http://tinyurl.com/d68k5jq




I'll be in the barrel if you need me.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (fWAjv)


There are some things even photoshop can't fix. Oh and CURSE YOU!

Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 06:19 AM (RD7QR)

90 Her greatest accomplishment?  Getting people to take her seriously despite a lack of actual accomplishments.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2014 06:19 AM (hLRSq)

91 I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe. That's not a toe. That's a man, baby! //Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:19 AM (xZxMD)

92 You bunch of H8ers! Don't you know that only a woman has the empathy needed to finally stop all of these testosterone fueled global conflicts? Just look at her success is stopping the fighting in Palestine, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Afghanistan, Crimea ... Er wait ... She has a VAGINA!

Posted by: Dave in Fla (is just really, really tired of it all) at April 10, 2014 06:19 AM (mEGFh)

93 BUT DO NOT DRESS HER IN A BIKINI, DAMMIT. I do not need to see Cankle's camel toe. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (4df7R) *big eyes* Why would you do that to me? *big watery eyes* I mean, I get why you'd do that to the rest of the Horde, sure, but why would you do that to me? *sniffle*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 06:20 AM (mf5HN)

94 87 49
I remember them trumpeting how much she travelled like it was some kind of accomplishment.

Maybe we should just staff government entirely with Premium Club members.

I commute every day.  That should be good for an ambassadorship.  Fiji looks nice.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:20 AM (4nR9/)

95 relations with our enemies are better, from our enemies point of view relations with our allies, are much much worse that's an accomplishment

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 06:20 AM (zOTsN)

96
Heh I like Kristol's little smile at the end of the clip.

Posted by: dan-O at April 10, 2014 06:20 AM (D0bIN)

97 Hearing Lefties condemn Bush, Cheney and Rice as "war criminals" is amusing considering their boyfriend has been playing Judge Drone Dredd for years - murdering people from the sky (and lots of those "collateral damage" type folks they used to cry over) with no oversight.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (gzJJ2)

98 Really? Name 3 accomplishments. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 10:18 AM (PYAXX) Setting the bar at 2008 Barky though actually allows you to go pretty low. Trying and failing was more than Barky had done in 2008.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (HDwDg)

99 Name 3 accomplishments ====== That implies Obama has two.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (MMC8r)

100 Hillary's greatest accomplishment is having a chauffeur for her entire adult life.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (l3vZN)

101 She can fit a snuke up her snizz.

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (LI48c)

102 They should have asked this question of Jeb Bush, who gave Hillary a  big  award in Philadelphia a couple of months back.   He must have had some reason. 

Posted by: MTF at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (LISuA)

103 Her greatest accomplishment? Getting people to take her seriously despite a lack of actual accomplishments.

I'm envious of that one.

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (ZKzrr)

104 I'll be in the barrel if you need me.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (fWAjv)



Dude...what the FUCK???


Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (GQ8sn)

105 prior thread:

We need a list of honor and dishonor like the Instumentality of Man in Cordwainer Smith's... That government had very strong internal discipline. Mess us, and you die,

= Harlan Ellison = lefty proposing killing the opposition.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (DL2i+)

106 Hillary's greatest accomplishment as Sec State has to be "She's not John Kerry." As bad as Hillary was, Kerry is even worse.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:21 AM (APuJ7)

107 Just say no to another estrogen filled Presidency. We've had enough the past 6 years dammit.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:22 AM (fWAjv)

108 In Feb or Mar of '13 - O'Reilly had Beckel on and Beckel said that Hillary would go down in history as one of the most accomplished SoS's in history. O'Reilly asked him to name some of her accomplishments and Beckel just stuttered. After a few quick seconds, O'Reilly let him off the hook. But at that time, I thought that that clip would be a great campaign commercial. Now it appears, we have the makings of a compilation.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 10, 2014 06:22 AM (BZAd3)

109 o_o Why would you do that to us. Why would you conjure that mental image.

I thought you liked the Horde. What have we done to anger you?!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (9LuAk)



Three words:  FACE SIZED SPIDER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 06:22 AM (4df7R)

110 Sooo, Hillary Clinton's great accomplishment as Secretary of State is she wasn't as big of an idiot as John Kerry. Man, I can't wait for the book.

Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2014 06:23 AM (ILBCY)

111 >>I still say that if Bubba dies before the election she will announce she is a lesbian.If he lives she may announce she is bi.Historic twofer! And I stand my prediction that if she decides to run, he will die. With help, I mean.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 10, 2014 06:23 AM (SUKHu)

112 Yep, Hillary's greatest achievement was running the "bimbo eruption" Truth Teams and fighting patriarchy by going on TV and calling every chick that Bill banged and/or raped a lying, white trash, nutjob slutbag. Still the best line from the Hillary and Snakehead Truth Teams -- "Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find." That's some class fucking shit right there.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2014 06:23 AM (ZPrif)

113 Hillary for PIV!

Posted by: Buddha at April 10, 2014 06:23 AM (s/sIv)

114 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:23 AM (MMC8r)

115 Lerner's contempt hearing if you want to watch.... http://tinyurl.com/mnrdgtq

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:24 AM (bCEmE)

116 Don't you know that only a woman has the empathy needed to finally stop all of these testosterone fueled global conflicts? Yeah. Toss some menapausal estrogen, top fuel alcohol on the fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:24 AM (xZxMD)

117 116 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven.

Good thing.  Huma doesn't eat pork.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:24 AM (4nR9/)

118 Harlan Ellison was 'Cordwainer Bird.' Not Smith.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (MMC8r)

119


Heh I like Kristol's little smile at the end of the clip

 

Kristol was awesome, so deadpan.  No "Hillary is a shrew" as we say among ourselves, just "seriously, what has she done?"

 

Right, as noted upthread, "wait for the book" says it all.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (JtwS4)

120 Ready for SMOD!1!

Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (Dwehj)

121 Hillary, the Cersei Lannister of her day.

Posted by: Buddha at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (s/sIv)

122 I saw a Ready For Hillary 2016 bumper sticker on the way home  the other night. Some old gal. I wanted to get out and slash all her tires. Does that make it a macroaggression?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (W2YA6)

123 "she had a big role in repairing America's battered image around the world."

um.

Wait.

What?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (x3YFz)

124 119 116 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven. Good thing. Huma doesn't eat pork. --- She apparently has no objections to kosher weiners, or at least pretending to take them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:25 AM (APuJ7)

125 Hillary's greatest accomplishment as Sec State has to be "She's not John Kerry." As bad as Hillary was, Kerry is even worse. What's Kerry's body count?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:26 AM (xZxMD)

126 And I stand my prediction that if she decides to run, he will die.
With help, I mean.

Be interesting to see who the MFM loves more...if it's him, they'll investigate.

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:26 AM (ZKzrr)

127 We can't know how great Hillary's accomplishments are until we read her book about them.

Posted by: Shit the MSNBC Panel o' Retards Actually Said at April 10, 2014 06:26 AM (HLprW)

128 "Her passion for expanding women's righ-" What he was saying was so preposterous his mind would not let him even enunciate the last syllable! BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at April 10, 2014 06:26 AM (3i5Sv)

129 103 She can fit a snuke up her snizz. Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (LI48c) Her gyno pulled an accordion out of it.

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (AO9UG)

130 Hillary's plan for dealing with Putin is an aggressive media campaign implying he's a mentally unstable trailer park whore. That's kind of her go-to move.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (ZPrif)

131 That video is startling in opposition to the thesis that Clinton is (in any way) qualified to be president. Almost exactly like the statement that it is sadly amusing.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (BZAd3)

132 123 Hillary, the Cersei Lannister of her day. --- Ser Ilyn, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Posted by: Joffery Obama at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (APuJ7)

133 That implies Obama has two. Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (MMC8r) Obama had successfully tricked the world into thinking he could write well enough to have written 2 autobiographies by 2008. Seriously- besides "Being the wife of Bill Clinton (that gets you her book and her Senate seat)" can anyone name any accomplishment of Hillary?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (PYAXX)

134 Next Hordeling to conjure an image of hillary in a bikini has to clean the barrel.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (x3YFz)

135 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven. Good thing. Huma doesn't eat pork. If she's doing Cankles, she's eating long pig.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (xZxMD)

136 131 Hillary's got a squeezebox?

Posted by: Buddha at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (s/sIv)

137 Hmmmm, mmmmm, ehhhh.

Posted by: Mika Bryzzzinghski at April 10, 2014 06:27 AM (W7ffl)

138 What's Kerry's body count? --- The Crimea.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:28 AM (APuJ7)

139 I'm just amazed they found time to discuss something other than that local lane closure. Because yes, if you don't watch MSDNC (and who can blame you) they are still obsessed with Kris Krispy. Still.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 06:28 AM (7ObY1)

140 Her gyno pulled an accordion out of it.

And a monkey with a tin cup.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 10, 2014 06:28 AM (Dwehj)

141

88 -

 

If we were to make a list of McCaskill's accomplishments,  one of them would be that she makes Hillery look young and vibrant in comparison. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2014 06:28 AM (TOk1P)

142 142 Her gyno pulled an accordion out of it. And a monkey with a tin cup. --- So THAT's where Carville's been.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:28 AM (APuJ7)

143 Well, the idiocracy elected Obama, who isn't qualified to boil water, so it's already proven that you can be a complete dumbass and get elected.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:29 AM (x3YFz)

144 Seriously- besides "Being the wife of Bill Clinton (that gets you her book and her Senate seat)" can anyone name any accomplishment of Hillary?

Got rich on insider trading.
Something with the Black Panthers.

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:29 AM (ZKzrr)

145 Hillary's plan for dealing with Putin is an aggressive media campaign implying he's a mentally unstable trailer park whore. That's kind of her go-to move. The old "Drag a Hundred Doller Bill Through the Crimea" trick?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:29 AM (xZxMD)

146 116 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven More like a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Korben Dallas at April 10, 2014 06:30 AM (VzAzL)

147 Hillary, the Cersei Lannister of her day. Dude, at least my sister is do-able.

Posted by: Jaime Lannister at April 10, 2014 06:30 AM (HLprW)

148

127 -

 

We're working on it.  Give us  a month or two.

Posted by: Iran's Nuclear Program at April 10, 2014 06:30 AM (TOk1P)

149 What's Kerry's body count? --- The Crimea. Still doesn't top Benghazi. Those were our people.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:31 AM (xZxMD)

150 Leftist talking about accomplishments. Bwaaaaahahahahahah! Participation trophies and degrees in Wimmez and LGBT Studies on the sole basis that your gubmint diversity loan check cleared are about all any of them can come up with.

Posted by: Damiano at April 10, 2014 06:31 AM (j0wOO)

151 She is the victim of a vast East bloc conspiracy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 06:31 AM (ZshNr)

152 138 131 Hillary's got a squeezebox?

Posted by: Buddha at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (s/sIv)


Daddy never sleeps at night either. Of course that's because he's out whoring, but still.

Posted by: Pete at April 10, 2014 06:31 AM (RD7QR)

153 151 What's Kerry's body count?

---

The Crimea.


Still doesn't top Benghazi. Those were our people.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (xZxMD

 

Give him time, he's only been on the job 4 months.

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (LI48c)

154 Trey *I heart him* Gowdy is bringin' it!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (bCEmE)

155 Seriously, she has a vagina!!! Stop criticizing her, you sexist, racist, right-wing nutjobs!!!

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (ZPrif)

156 Next Hordeling to conjure an image of hillary in a bikini has to clean the barrel. With their tongue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (xZxMD)

157 Got rich on insider trading.
Something with the Black Panthers.

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (ZKzrr)

Whitewater.

Sell homes to decent Americans, but in the fine print is this little gem:  be late on one payment and we repossess your home and you lose everything. 

She's a dirtbag scumsucking criminal.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (x3YFz)

158 assisted the president with major decisions That sounds like padding your resume. "Assisted the managing partner with major decisions. He asked me what looked good for breakfast."

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (fWAjv)

159 My beloved Jacksonville Jaguars logged the most travel miles in the NFL last year, with trips to London and the west coast. By Hillary-logic, they should be the Super Bowl champions.

Posted by: Mike at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (Rk8LS)

160 But in the end, she will still get elected, thanks to the single "Republicans are going to take away our birth control" women geniuses. I saw an article about how the last 70 years has been an unstopped advance of liberalism. Doesn't that timing correspond with suffrage? Every day, the temptation to go full on misogynist get stronger and stronger. And I like women.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (is just really, really tired of it all) at April 10, 2014 06:32 AM (mEGFh)

161 Damn good thing she gave the Russians an "Invade the Ukraine" button.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (HLprW)

162 Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (TOk1P She knows she's basically term limited in 2018 so I don't know what'd she do. But that trick she pulled in 2012 won't work again. I have only one nice thing to say about her: After I badgered her office for insulting by sending me a form letter back about the wrong topic (yes that's right, they sent a form letter about something else) she did call me back personally. But that's pretty much it. My issue was fairly noncontroversial actually (SLAPP protection). The number she left on my voicemail to call back was just a generic voicemail box at the capitol and I never heard anything after that (and gave up, honestly it'd be better perused at the state level anyway.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (HDwDg)

163 149 Hillary, the Cersei Lannister of her day. Dude, at least my sister is do-able. --- Agreed. Signed, Lancel Lannister, Osmund Kettleblack, Taena Merryweather, and Moonboy

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (APuJ7)

164 I'll be in the barrel if you need me. Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (fWAjv) ---- omg..... thats going to come out years later in therapy....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (nELVU)

165 Hilllary's accomplishments: 1) Has a vagina 2) ???? 3) Profit!!!!

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (ZPrif)

166 I saw The Furrowed Browz open up for Rambling Incoherence at Bonnarroo back in '04.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (0HooB)

167 >>Still doesn't top Benghazi. Those were our people. Yep, she put in danger and then abandoned 30+ Americans - her own employees. She's lucky it was only 4 people who were killed. She's extra lucky Obama made sure the survivors have been successfully hidden and silenced so far.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (gzJJ2)

168 Oh!  She got a Grammy Award in 1997!

O_o

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (ZKzrr)

169 What's Kerry's body count?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (xZxMD)

 

 

Give the man a break, those type of disasters take a lot of time to arrange.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (hLRSq)

170 158 Next Hordeling to conjure an image of hillary in a bikini has to clean the barrel.


With their tongue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (xZxMD)

 

What are things still less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini Alex.

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 06:33 AM (LI48c)

171 I have not posted on this till now because I am almost wordless. She is such a phony and in reality so unqualified for anything.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 06:34 AM (t3UFN)

172 assisted the president with major decisions

Like "does the blue dress make my butt look big?".

Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 10, 2014 06:34 AM (Dwehj)

173 Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (xZxMD) How about her with thigh high boots, g string and a riding crop then?

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:34 AM (fWAjv)

174 Nobody can dance around in a foreign country with an adult beverage quite like Hillary Clinton.  She's a fucking masterful diplomat and all-around swell gal.

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2014 06:34 AM (UzPAd)

175 158 Next Hordeling to conjure an image of hillary in a bikini has to clean the barrel. With their tongue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (xZxMD)

What are things still less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini Alex.

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (LI48c)



Good lord, RWC needs to be sanctioned for linking that!



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:35 AM (GQ8sn)

176 My greatest achievement? I finally got my teeth fixed. http://tinyurl.com/pyrc3lv

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2014 06:35 AM (hzpoi)

177 Well horde that's it I'm off to cut the lawn for the first time this season. Mostly just to even it out more than anything.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:35 AM (HDwDg)

178 She allegedly has a law degree. That was enough for SCOAMT (in addition to being Preznit History First). License to practice law... not so much. (Though, if I recall correcting, Billy Jeff, SCOAMT, and Mooch have the same issue).

Posted by: Damiano at April 10, 2014 06:35 AM (j0wOO)

179 My favorite part of the clip is when Todd claims that it isn't that Hillary accomplished nothing, its that she suffers so much from the comparison to John Kerry.  Really Chuckster?  Syria, Ukraine, and Israel-Palestinians.  Big wins for us there, right?  What fucking planet do you live on?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 06:35 AM (sjdRT)

180 What are the Beast's accomplishments? Well, she married Slick, she got knocked up, she is a crooked lawyer, she rode Slicks coattails into the Senate, she got appointed Sec. of Fubar, she fucked up some stuff there, and she has achieved ugliness and fatassness. So what has Zero done? They are both equally qualified to be POTUS.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (xWW96)

181 What are things still less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini Alex. Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (LI48c) I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (mf5HN)

182 Just as a reminder:  Glen and Ty were on a rooftop, coordinating fire, black on ammo, calling for air that would never come.  Concerned only with the safety and security of those 28 people that they violated direct orders to protect.

Obama snoozed, Glen and Ty ate an 82mm mortar round.

I'm a christian and I'm supposed to forgive, but I'm having a hard time with this one.  I'll never forget.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (x3YFz)

183 Hillary's biggest achievement? I'll take escaping indictment for White Water fraud, for a $1,000 Alex. Oh, and killing me.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (0FSuD)

184 Ya gotta admit, if we'd all listened to Hillary 20 years ago about HillaryCare, we'd be past The Burning Times by now. Oh, and there'd be exactly four liberal survivors, three of whom providing a laughtrack for Margaret Cho's self-produced series, Take My Life, Please! So there's that.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (2oU2+)

185 "Although her major initiative, the Clinton health care plan failed, it certainly set the groundwork for the health care law we have today, the Affordable Care Act." President material right there.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:36 AM (fWAjv)

186 "What's Kerry's body count? Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (xZxMD)" Does his self-inflicted wound from 'Nam count?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (HLprW)

187 What newspapers does she read?

Posted by: Mega at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (hHFOx)

188 >I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (mf5HN)<




You know how this place works.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (sjdRT)

189 I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini. --- Proof? Pretty please with "NO CAPES!" on top?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (APuJ7)

190

I saw an article about how the last 70 years has been an unstopped advance of liberalism. Doesn't that timing correspond with suffrage?

And we've been suffering ever since.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (DrWcr)

191 Hillary in a bikini would look like a tied pot roast before it goes in the oven. That comment makes me semi-boneless.......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (l3vZN)

192 They are both equally qualified to be POTUS. I'll agree there. But people are saying she's more qualified than the SCOAMT to be President. No. AT BEST she's "as qualified."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (PYAXX)

193 "Nobody can dance around in a foreign country with an adult beverage quite like Hillary Clinton." Par-TAY!

Posted by: Katie "The Twerker" Couric at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (HLprW)

194 183 What are things still less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini Alex.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (LI48c)


I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (mf5HN)

 

Actually the referred to "Alex"  was Trebek. 

Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 06:37 AM (LI48c)

195 This is all a test lab. For the lie with the great plausibility.


Posted by: MSM is DNC at April 10, 2014 06:38 AM (ihRMJ)

196 How about her with thigh high boots, g string and a riding crop then?

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (fWAjv)

 

Damn.  You.

 

In the barrel.  Now.  Wait there, I need to find a thermite charge and a socket wrench.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2014 06:38 AM (hLRSq)

197 “if you…set out to write a social history of the Obama years, one that captured the day-to-day experience of political life, you would find that race has saturated everything as perhaps never before.” — Jonathan Chait


So if Obama was all about race, why should America elect a woman, so it can be all about the sex of the POTUS ?

Hasn’t 8 years of faux ‘ad hominem’ claims been enough ?

Posted by: Peter Russo at April 10, 2014 06:38 AM (e8kgV)

198 Hillary 2016: Because the MFM says so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2014 06:38 AM (1Jaio)

199 Here's Jeb Bush loving up Hillary. As you would suspect, she has accomplished a "lifetime of public service" and she's a "friend of the Bush family". Those are her accomplishments and, to the Bushes, those count big. http://cbsloc.al/1jwjDZO

Posted by: MTF at April 10, 2014 06:38 AM (1Boes)

200 Actually the referred to "Alex" was Trebek. Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (LI48c) --- Alex Trebek **would** be less disgusting in a bikini than Hillary...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:39 AM (nELVU)

201 Doesn't matter. Media has decided that she is our new God after Obama. If she runs, they will worship her and slander everyone else.

Posted by: Dan at April 10, 2014 06:39 AM (COpZ4)

202 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (PYAXX) Niether were/are qualified. As my friend would say her being "more qualified" would be "like being the best ice hockey player in Ecuador."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:39 AM (HDwDg)

203

188 -

 

If  we're going to count pre-SecState accomplishments, Kerry also managed to helps snatch victory away from South Vietnam, when he went to negotiate with the North.

 

As a result, about half a million Cambodians, and countless S. Vietnamese can lay their deaths around his neck. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2014 06:40 AM (TOk1P)

204 Hillary: What difference did *she* make as FLOTUS, Senator or Secretary of State?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:40 AM (gzJJ2)

205 202 Actually the referred to "Alex" was Trebek. Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (LI48c) --- Alex Trebek **would** be less disgusting in a bikini than Hillary... --- Smaller mustache, too.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 06:40 AM (APuJ7)

206 As my friend would say her being "more qualified" would be "like being the best ice hockey player in Ecuador."

Senor, what did I do to you?

Posted by: Ramon Gretsky at April 10, 2014 06:40 AM (4nR9/)

207 Welcome diversion--picture Rosie O'Donnell in Spandex. You're welcome.

Posted by: irongramppa at April 10, 2014 06:41 AM (SAMxH)

208 Damn. You.

In the barrel. Now. Wait there, I need to find a thermite charge and a socket wrench.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2014 10:38 AM (hLRSq)

I'll hold the end cap.

There are crimes, and then there are CRIMES!

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:41 AM (x3YFz)

209 Chuckie Todd: "She didn't like to play as public a role."  In other words she didn't do anything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2014 06:42 AM (1Jaio)

210 Posted by: Ramon Gretsky at April 10, 2014 10:40 AM (4nR9/) Oh the followup jokes that could be made. But if my university ever finds them, I'll be hauled in front of the "Diversity and Affirmative Action" board. (I wish that were sarcasm.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:42 AM (HDwDg)

211 I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini. Posted by: alexthechick That's hawt.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:42 AM (xZxMD)

212 Welcome diversion--picture Rosie O'Donnell in Spandex.

You're welcome.

Posted by: irongramppa at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (SAMxH)

You.

Bastard!

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:42 AM (x3YFz)

213 She tipped Guam.

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 06:42 AM (AO9UG)

214 Posted by: Ramon Gretsky at April 10, 2014 10:40 AM (4nR9/) ---- Didnt you drown???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (nELVU)

215 Heh. Her greatest achievement? The American People preferred a man with dark skin, who was unknown, and never accomplished anything in his life, than her. Thanks Hillary!

Posted by: Preznitwit Obama at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (hzpoi)

216 Actually the referred to "Alex" was Trebek. Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (LI48c) Yes. I know. I was just riffing on the joke is all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (mf5HN)

217 >> "lifetime of public service" Love how the ones who are lauded for public service are also the ones who manage to rake in millions off of it. How much did this quim make in last week just in speaking fees? How much will she get for her latest autobiography?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (gzJJ2)

218 She tipped Guam.

I thought that was fixed?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (Dwehj)

219 if you shaved Hilary's head, she'd look just like John Heileman.

Posted by: mc at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (lrfmC)

220 Will we have a chance to rest from our endless racism before we must begin the endless sexism?

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:44 AM (MMC8r)

221

214 Welcome diversion--picture Rosie O'Donnell in Spandex.



You're welcome.

Posted by: irongramppa at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (SAMxH)

 

Like 300 pounds of cottage cheese in a 10 pound sack.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:44 AM (DrWcr)

222 221 if you shaved Hilary's head, she'd look just like John Heileman.

Posted by: mc at April 10, 2014 10:43 AM (lrfmC)


Or Curly with a vag. I just see her going "Nyuck nyuck nyuck tahrd!"

Posted by: Pete at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (RD7QR)

223 She kept the carpets in the White House spotless.

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (AO9UG)

224 /rocks back and forth mumbling

*kate beckinsale kate beckinsale kate beckinsale*

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (x3YFz)

225 Welcome diversion--picture Rosie O'Donnell in Spandex. You're welcome. Posted by: irongramppa at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (SAMxH) Uggh. That brought about a repressed memory.\ Who was the British politican that wore a leotard for some show. Guy was a real asshole. Anybody?

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (fWAjv)

226 “if you…set out to write a social history of the Obama years, one that captured the day-to-day experience of political life, you would find that race has saturated everything as perhaps never before.” — Jonathan Chait All because Little Billy Ayers told TFG to scream "RAYCISSSS!!!1!1!!ELEVENTY" at anyone who dared oppose his Marxist/socialist ideas. That was, after all, the basis for LBA's "revolution" where he wanted to kill millions of us and share power with the Russians and Norks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (0HooB)

227 "Will we have a chance to rest from our endless racism before we must begin the endless sexism? I'm pretty sure I heard "bossy".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:45 AM (HLprW)

228 I saw an article about how the last 70 years has been an unstopped advance of liberalism. Doesn't that timing correspond with suffrage?

No.  (Math.  It's racist, sexist, and hard.)

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (ZKzrr)

229 So Hillary was supportive of women's rights in some tiny country that 99% of Americans have never heard of? Wow.That's pretty fucking something right there.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (W7ffl)

230 Who was the British politican that wore a leotard for some show. Guy was a real asshole.

Anybody?


Ken Livingstone?

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (GQ8sn)

231 when hillary fell out of the ugly tree, the branches got out of her way.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (x3YFz)

232 http://tinyurl.com/34pr3d For your viewing pleasure. Imagine that aged about 20 years...

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (kAniV)

233 if you shaved Hilary's head, she'd look just like John Heileman. Posted by: mc at April 10, 2014 10:43 AM (lrfmC) ---- Nope... but because Im a giver.... http://tinyurl.com/l7dcjaa

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (nELVU)

234 Got it. George Galloway.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (fWAjv)

235 225 She kept the carpets in the White House. spotless. Posted by: eman at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (AO9UG) FIFY

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (bCEmE)

236 Who was the British politican that wore a leotard for some show. Guy was a real asshole.

Anybody?

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (fWAjv)


The asshole muslim convert. I refuse to dignify him with a search.

Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (RD7QR)

237 I love these threads where it's impossible to assign a winner.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 06:46 AM (HLprW)

238 I'm late to the party.

Who is the guy with the uber furrowed brow next to John Heilemann?

And are they joined at the hip?  Life partner, maybe? 

They were certainly seated close together and framed together in many shots.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (OZmbA)

239 Hillary managed to win the Helen Keller Award for her Benghazi monkeyshines.

That's a real fucking achievement.

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (UzPAd)

240
Hillary's greatest achievement?

Figuring out how to get other women to blow Bill.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (hUf/y)

241 Still confused what part about "She has a vagina!" doesn't make her the most qualified candidate ever. Scott Walker, Rick Perry, the New Jersey Fat Guy, Bobby Jindal, Rand Paul, the Jesus Fat Guy, Jeb Bush ... not a single vagina in the whole group. That right there should disqualify all of them. I'm just confused why it's even legal to vote for a candidate without a vagina. Where's the Diversity if there's no vagina?

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (ZPrif)

242 "I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini." We don't picture you in a bikini anyway.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (is just really, really tired of it all) at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (mEGFh)

243 It should be easier to name what she did as a US Senator. But, then again she did nothing there either. Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. There I said it and stand by it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (HVff2)

244 The older the Beast gets, the more she reminds me of Jabba the Hut. All swollen and grub like.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2014 06:47 AM (xWW96)

245 Doesn't matter. Media has decided that she is our new God after Obama. If she runs, they will worship her and slander everyone else. We need to run a black lesbian in a wheelchair.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (xZxMD)

246 Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (ZKzrr) Hmmmm.... But what could have happened in the 40s that Fundamentally changeD this countRy. I guess it'll remain a mystery won't it. No possible way to figure it out.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (HDwDg)

247 George Galloway http://tinyurl.com/ktveesk

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (fWAjv)

248 she put the "carpet" in carpet bagger

Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (zOTsN)

249 It's racist, sexist, and hard. You rang?

Posted by: Republican Patriarchy at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (ILBCY)

250 "So Hillary was supportive of women's rights in some tiny country that 99% of Americans have never heard of?" Country? I figured it was a state.

Posted by: LIV at April 10, 2014 06:48 AM (HLprW)

251

I refuse to believe she could fit into the bikini, and wouldn't want to see it if she could.

---

Couldn't you just waterboard me for a year?

Posted by: the bikini at April 10, 2014 06:49 AM (SO2Q8)

252 Hmmm. Stacey Dash and Martha MacCallum. I'll bbl.

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 06:49 AM (Aif/5)

253 The older the Beast gets, the more she reminds me of Jabba the Hut. All swollen and grub like.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (xWW96)

If she says "ooba magaba mmooko ma Han Solo." it's all over.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:49 AM (x3YFz)

254 /rocks back and forth mumbling *kate beckinsale diving on scarlett johansson scarlett johansson diving on kate beckinsale kate beckinsale, scarlet johannsen, & kate upton * Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (x3YFz) If that doesn't clean out the icky, nothing will.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (PYAXX)

255 245 It should be easier to name what she did as a US Senator. But, then again she did nothing there either. Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. There I said it and stand by it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (HVff2)


I'd like to see their booze bill before that...encounter. They couldn't have done that sober.

Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (RD7QR)

256 The older the Beast gets, the more she reminds me of Jabba the Hut. All swollen and grub like.

Oh, HELL NO!  I'm not eating that, even if I starve. 

Posted by: Les Stroud at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (4nR9/)

257 something about Egypt I...WHAT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (659DL)

258 Hildebeast, like da Zero, counts on the stupidity of the American voting public. Not a bad bet I have to say.

Posted by: maddogg at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (xWW96)

259 Hillary: What difference did *she* make as FLOTUS, Senator or Secretary of State? Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 10:40 AM (gzJJ2) FLOTUS: Killed Vince Foster Senator: Got Obama elected SoS: Killed Ambassador Stevens and staff, Reset Russian relations with an "Overcharge" button and set the stage for Russian expansion into Georgia and Crimea.

Posted by: Damiano at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (j0wOO)

260 It should be easier to name what she did as a US Senator. But, then again she did nothing there either.

Voted for the Patriot Act and the Iraq War (remember when proggs used to hate that shit?); funneled money to NY; oh, she was on a committee to censor video games with Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh.  O_o

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:50 AM (ZKzrr)

261 So, as a side question, who here would name their kid "Hillary?"


Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:51 AM (x3YFz)

262 It should be easier to name what she did as a US Senator. But, then again she did nothing there either. Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. There I said it and stand by it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (HVff2) I call bullshit. Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's kid. http://tinyurl.com/cfftc6m

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 06:51 AM (kAniV)

263 The entire sum total of every single thing that I like about Hillary!: She drinks Makers Mark. That is all.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 06:51 AM (7ObY1)

264
*kate beckinsale diving on scarlett johansson
scarlett johansson diving on kate beckinsale
kate beckinsale, scarlet johannsen, & kate upton *



A little early for the ONT...

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (GQ8sn)

265 I'd like to see their booze bill before that...encounter. They couldn't have done that sober. Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 10:50 AM (RD7QR I think you give Bill way too much credit. He would hit anything with a vagina and a pulse.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (HVff2)

266 we need for the ghost of Lee Atwater to pull a Scrooge in the middle of the night on Rinse Precious. the ads would be devastating, given the available material.

Posted by: mc at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (lrfmC)

267 Well, she did get NOW and the other feminist groups to be silent about rape and sexual harassment for 8 years.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (fWAjv)

268 "Hillary?" Ted and Sally Forth

Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (7ObY1)

269 Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. There I said it and stand by it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (HVff2) I'd like to see their booze bill before that...encounter. They couldn't have done that sober. When they are face down, butt up, with a mouth full of pillow, it all looks the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (xZxMD)

270 Hildebeast, like da Zero, counts on the stupidity of the American voting public. Not a bad bet I have to say. It worked. Two times. In a row.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (0HooB)

271 We midfielders Hillary for her genitals, unlike that chillbilly whore slut skank.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (MMC8r)

272 Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. Conjecture.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2014 06:52 AM (659DL)

273 Like a diner whose only dish is a Nothingburger.

Posted by: jakeman at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (vH4YP)

274 A little early for the ONT...

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

It's a Beast thread.  Some mental cleansing is mandatory.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (x3YFz)

275 Cheese 'n' riceÂ… the answer is "Enabling a serial sexual predator and getting four Americans killed in Benghazi through criminal negligence."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (HsTG8)

276 When they are face down, butt up, with a mouth full of pillow, it all looks the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (xZxMD)

 

Go on...

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (DrWcr)

277 So, as a side question, who here would name their kid "Hillary?" Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (x3YFz) ---- You do know she claimed to have been named after Sir Edmund Hillary. But the trouble with that story is she was born *before* Edmund climbed Everest. So ..... she lied. again.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (nELVU)

278 "Voted for the...Iraq War (remember when proggs used to hate that shit?)" They give her a pass because "Bush lied!!!"

Posted by: Know Your Progressive Memes at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (HLprW)

279 IIRC, Senator Hillary was lauded for working tirelessly to bond with other Senators on both sides of the aisle. In essence, she was really good at networking. She also re-directed a lot of the money from her PAC to other Dem candidates. So basically, she's good at promoting and advancing Hillary. Just not as good as Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (gzJJ2)

280 I think you give Bill way too much credit. He would hit anything with a vagina and a pulse.

Well look who's all particular.

Posted by: Bubba at April 10, 2014 06:53 AM (4nR9/)

281 It should be easier to name what she did as a US Senator. But, then again she did nothing there either. Face it, she got to where she is cuz she fucked Bill Clinton, at least once. There I said it and stand by it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (HVff2)



That is fucking slander! I have never touched her or her turkey baster.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 10, 2014 06:54 AM (W7ffl)

282 Voted for the Patriot Act and the Iraq War (remember when proggs used to hate that shit?); funneled money to NY; oh, she was on a committee to censor video games with Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh. O_o Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:50 AM (ZKzrr) Hi Heather, wasn't getting at her votes. What legislation did she introduce and was named after her? Nothing that I recall.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2014 06:54 AM (HVff2)

283 Went and looked it up. 1920, so 90ish years. I'm not convinced I'm wrong though. 70 years plus 20 for a generation of voters to grow up. I talked to my dad about the 40s once, and asked if FDR was really universally loved, like we are told. He told me that my grandfather (a small businessman) hated FDR, and was by no means unique.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (is just really, really tired of it all) at April 10, 2014 06:54 AM (mEGFh)

284

A woman who has accomplished nothing of note (at least within the law), and who achieved wealth and power through the benificence of men.

 

That is some kind of woman to admire.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 10, 2014 06:54 AM (T0MgD)

285
Let me get this straight as I practice moving from racism all the time to sexism all the time.....

Men, with mothers, wives, daughters, aunts, and fem cousins are not champions of women's rights.

Is that correct?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 06:54 AM (hUf/y)

286 Egypt isn't even an accomplishment for the Egyptians.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (zllbf)

287 We midfielders Hillary for her genitals, unlike that chillbilly whore slut skank. ======= How does autocorrect substitute midfielders for 'must celebrate?'

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (MMC8r)

288 I waited for years in an Italian prison for Hillary's promised help. Then I said fuck her and I did it myself.

Posted by: Amanda Knox at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (7ObY1)

289 IIRC, Senator Hillary was lauded for working tirelessly to bond with other Senators on both sides of the aisle. In essence, she was really good at networking. She also re-directed a lot of the money from her PAC to other Dem candidates. So basically, she's good at promoting and advancing Hillary. Just not as good as Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 10:53 AM (gzJJ2)

She gets an "A" in power hungry maniacal narcissism.

An "F-" in giving a shit about America.

That sum it up?

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (x3YFz)

290 She's also good at getting people to give her awards. Like Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (gzJJ2)

291 >>Hillary has a vagina!! Let's see some Republican man do that! Posted by: WarOnWomenz! No self-respecting Republican man would do that vagina.

Posted by: Aviator at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (b3p08)

292 Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (GQ8sn) Big messes require strong cleansers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 06:55 AM (PYAXX)

293 289 We midfielders Hillary for her genitals, unlike that chillbilly whore slut skank. ======= How does autocorrect substitute midfielders for 'must celebrate?' New meme for the Hillary Naughty Bits? Hillary's midfielders?

Posted by: Amanda Knox at April 10, 2014 06:56 AM (7ObY1)

294 >>>When they are face down, butt up, with a mouth full of pillow, it all looks the same.<<<

Yeah, but those cankles have got to be about the same size as her thighs.  Now that's what I call a handful!

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2014 06:56 AM (UzPAd)

295 Because racism sexism!!!!!!!222!!!!

Posted by: jd at April 10, 2014 06:56 AM (lduvP)

296 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 06:56 AM (bCEmE)

297 Men, with mothers, wives, daughters, aunts, and fem cousins are not champions of women's rights.

Is that correct?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 10:54 AM (hUf/y)

 

They haz penis, therefore oppressors.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 06:56 AM (DrWcr)

298 crap, the strikethru font failed.

Posted by: jd at April 10, 2014 06:57 AM (lduvP)

299 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name.

I'm shocked.  Shocked, I tell you. 

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:57 AM (4nR9/)

300 That is some kind of woman to admire. Especially her taste and judgment when it comes to men. She sure know how to pick 'em.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (0HooB)

301 So, everyone heard last night that Lois Lerner was providing information to Elijah Cummings,    and coordinating their attacks on Tea Party groups,     and    at the same time,  hiding the same information from the republicans on the committee?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (T0MgD)

302 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name.

Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 10:56 AM (bCEmE)

The best part?  McCarthy was spot on.  "McCarthyism" is a good thing.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (x3YFz)

303 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 10:57 AM (4nR9/) ----- Well..... McCarthy hated Commies..... so.... I'lll give them that.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (nELVU)

304 if FDR was really universally loved FDR topped out at 60.8% of the popular vote in 1936. Nixon got 60.7% in '72. I do not recall anyone claiming that he was universally loved.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (659DL)

305 301 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the
Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his
name.

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Actually, I am a bit surprised they chose the McCarthy gambit in favor of a "war on women" variant.  Perhaps they're saving that for later in the day.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (4nR9/)

306 Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 10:56 AM (bCEmE) How...what? Yes, because accusing someone of actually breaking the law compares to McCarthy (who, if we just take the received history was interfering with free speech*.) *I'm not sure I accept the received history, but it gives dems the most charitable interpretation.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (HDwDg)

307 "The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name." It was in their joint statement yesterday after Issa called out Cummings.

Posted by: Know Your Progressive Memes at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (HLprW)

308 I'm not convinced I'm wrong though. 70 years plus 20 for a generation of voters to grow up.

Women in the western terrorities (i.e. "red states") could vote as early as the 1870s.  The suffragettes and first women voters were often more conservative than their husbands.

Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (ZKzrr)

309 Also love the praise for McCaskill, Wasn't she about to lose her seat before Akin made that idiotic statement on abortion? Yeah, barely re-elected by her own state but magically qualified tor POTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (gzJJ2)

310 test

Posted by: jd at April 10, 2014 06:58 AM (lduvP)

311 How is Lerner like McCarthyism, other than her taking the Fifth?

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 06:59 AM (MMC8r)

312 Let me get this straight as I practice moving from racism all the time to sexism all the time..... Men, who are white with mothers, wives, daughters, aunts, and fem cousins are not champions of women's rights. Is that correct? Because priveledge.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 06:59 AM (xZxMD)

313 One of the guys running for the GOP Senate nod is going to be on Glenn Beck's radio show in a few minutes. First time I'll have a chance to hear him speak for any length of time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 06:59 AM (ZshNr)

314 301 The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the
Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his
name.

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 10:57 AM (4nR9/)


Hmm. Maybe Issa is close to something. The shriller they are, the closer you are to the target.

Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 06:59 AM (RD7QR)

315 test 2

Posted by: jd at April 10, 2014 06:59 AM (lduvP)

316 whatevs

Posted by: jd at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (lduvP)

317 309 "The dems are beating the 'McCarthy' drum loudly and repeatedly at the Lerner contempt hearing. I haven't heard one dem who HASN'T invoked his name."


It was in their joint statement yesterday after Issa called out Cummings.

Oh, man, it's a Dem trifecta.  McCarthyism, sexism, and racism. 

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (4nR9/)

318
A woman who has accomplished nothing of note (at least within the law), and who achieved wealth and power through the benificence of men.

♪ Golddigger, she's the man
the man with the hookers touch
the spider's touch
such a cold figure ♪ ♫

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (hUf/y)

319 I thought the headline at the bottom of the screencap read "VP Biden Falls To Ground In Iowa" and I was thinking, "Oh please, oh please..."

Posted by: Space Chief at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (FkH4y)

320 246 The older the Beast gets, the more she reminds me of Jabba the Hut. All swollen and grub like.   ---   With Huma chained to her in a golden bikini?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (SO2Q8)

321 How is Lerner like McCarthyism, other than her taking the Fifth?

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:59 AM (MMC8r)

silly bear, you're trying to apply logic in understanding how liberals function.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (x3YFz)

322 The best part? McCarthy was spot on. "McCarthyism" is a good thing. Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 10:58 AM (x3YFz) I was hoping that some R would bring that up...although, I could have missed it.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:00 AM (bCEmE)

323 When they are face down, butt up, with a mouth full of pillow, it all looks the same.<<< Yeah, but those cankles have got to be about the same size as her thighs. Now that's what I call a handful! That's now. Back in the 60's when Bill was supposedly tapping it.......

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 07:01 AM (xZxMD)

324 Holding any Dem accountable = McCarthyism Also racism, sexism, homophobia - whatever applies.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 07:01 AM (gzJJ2)

325 How many Dem voters even know who the hell McCarthy is/was?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2014 07:01 AM (659DL)

326 303 So, everyone heard last night that Lois Lerner was providing information to Elijah Cummings, and coordinating their attacks on Tea Party groups, and at the same time, hiding the same information from the republicans on the committee?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 10, 2014 10:58 AM (T0MgD)


Kardashian?

Posted by: LIV in a twinkie induced coma at April 10, 2014 07:01 AM (RD7QR)

327 313 How is Lerner like McCarthyism, other than her taking the Fifth? Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:59 AM (MMC8r) SHADDUP, THAT'S HOW!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:02 AM (bCEmE)

328 That's now. Back in the 60's when Bill was supposedly tapping it.......

Let's be fair.  She was passably attractive back in the 60s.  That is, if you could get past the grating voice and obnoxious personality.  So, no problem for most males in their primes.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:02 AM (4nR9/)

329 "How is Lerner like McCarthyism, other than her taking the Fifth?" Forget it, they're rolling.

Posted by: "Boon" Schoenstein - Delta Tau Chi at April 10, 2014 07:03 AM (HLprW)

330 When they are face down, butt up, with a mouth full of pillow, it all looks the same.

Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 10, 2014 07:04 AM (Dwehj)

331 Let's be fair. She was passably attractive back in the 60s. That is, if you could get past the grating voice and obnoxious personality. So, no problem for most males in their primes. .....stoned, drunk, & tripping at college.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 07:04 AM (xZxMD)

332

Men, with mothers, wives, daughters, aunts, and fem cousins are not champions of women's rights.

Is that correct?

----

Yeah, that like totally makes no sense dude...


 

Posted by: Muhammad at April 10, 2014 07:04 AM (SO2Q8)

333 That's now. Back in the 60's when Bill was supposedly tapping it....... It appears as though she had the makings of cankles even back then. http://tinyurl.com/kaxzw93

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 07:05 AM (kAniV)

334 Rick Steves for president

Posted by: forest at April 10, 2014 07:05 AM (stMuz)

335 How is Lerner like McCarthyism, other than her taking the Fifth? Does it matter? Dims have never really been big fans of truth or reality. And, when will someone get in their faces and call their bullshit charges of McCarthyism bullshit? They'll back down when confronted, we've seen it before. It's just that few Pubbies have the cojones to do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 07:06 AM (0HooB)

336 McCarthy wuznt he that press secrataree that Chimpy McBusHitler had that rote that book about how stoopid Chimpy is? McCarthee wuz a bad man 4 takin a job wit Chimpy McBusHitler but he wuz a gud man 2 espose Chimpy in dat boo...KARDASHIAN!

Posted by: The LIVs at April 10, 2014 07:06 AM (7ObY1)

337 Clearly a sexist question.

Barack Obama's resume was way thinner than HRC's in 2008, and I didn't see anyone questioning his accomplishments.

Why? Because he's a MAN, dammit.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 10, 2014 07:06 AM (dqzWI)

338

So, as a side question, who here would name their kid "Hillary?"

 

Tenzing Norgay

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 10, 2014 07:06 AM (JtwS4)

339 @335

If any moron here says they would've turned that down, they're lying. 


Or gay. 

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:06 AM (4nR9/)

340 Is the 990 form Cummings requested a matter of public record? Can anyone request it? I'm guessing this is another instance of the cover-up being worse than the crime. Cummings denied asking for or receiving the documentation.

Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2014 07:07 AM (ILBCY)

341 Dude, you consider this reasonably attractive.? http://tinyurl.com/pcgdejp

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 07:07 AM (kAniV)

342 >>>That's now. Back in the 60's when Bill was supposedly tapping it.......
It appears as though she had the makings of cankles even back then.
http://tinyurl.com/kaxzw93<<<

No elbows in that picture.  Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2014 07:07 AM (UzPAd)

343 The only important thing is that the GOP wants to take away a woman's right to vote and to ban tampons.

Posted by: Kerri Washington at April 10, 2014 07:07 AM (Aif/5)

344 339 Clearly a sexist question.

Barack Obama's resume was way thinner than HRC's in 2008, and I didn't see anyone questioning his accomplishments.

Why? Because he's a MAN, dammit.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 10, 2014 11:06 AM (dqzWI)

 

 

Nope, it's because he's half black. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 07:07 AM (DrWcr)

345 Oh, so FOXNews fired Bill Krystol?

Posted by: Iblis at April 10, 2014 07:08 AM (U0ndG)

346 Let's be fair. She was passably attractive back in the 60s. That is, if you could get past the grating voice and obnoxious personality. So, no problem for most males in their primes.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 11:02 AM (4nR9/)

Everyone's cute or remotely attractive in their early 20's.

As a guy, knowing what I know now?  You look at her mom, because that's what's going to happen.

Several qualifiers:  First, character.  You can be plain jane, but if you're a badass, it's attractive.  Likewise, if you have model looks and are an idiot, you're unattractive.

For those that watch Game of Thrones, the blonde knight?  Not physically attractive but the character has 'badass' written all over it.  I likey.

I'm sure women think the same about us.

Hillary?  Ugly in physical form, additionally ugly in character.  She's a zero.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:08 AM (x3YFz)

347 OT - 'Oathkeepers' being called up to head to NV. Let's see who shows.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:08 AM (fWAjv)

348 343 Dude, you consider this reasonably attractive.?

http://tinyurl.com/pcgdejp Posted by: Timon

It's like in the movies, when the "homely" girl takes off her glasses and shakes out her hair.  You have to look past the windowframes and straight hair.  And I like women with glasses. 

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:09 AM (4nR9/)

349 The only important thing is that the GOP wants to take away a woman's right to vote and to ban tampons. Posted by: Kerri Washington at April 10, 2014 11:07 AM (Aif/5) And ban birth control, don't forget about the R's plans to ban birth control.

Posted by: George Snuffalupagus at April 10, 2014 07:09 AM (kAniV)

350 Greg Brannon on Beck now. He's the so-called "Tea Party" style candidate running against Thom Tillis for Kay Hagan's seat. Very important that we take that seat, it's there for the taking.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 07:09 AM (ZshNr)

351 Greg Brannon on Beck now. He's the so-called "Tea Party" style candidate running against Thom Tillis for Kay Hagan's seat. Very important that we take that seat, it's there for the taking.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 11:09 AM (ZshNr)



I can't decide on either.  All I know is Kay Hagan needs to go down.


Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:10 AM (GQ8sn)

352 I'm a strong, independent woman who needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.  I need feminism because I still have to pay $9.00 a month for my own birth control.  Can you believe this patriarchal, phallocentric, oppressive shit?

Posted by: LIV feminist at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (DrWcr)

353 Everyone's cute or remotely attractive in their early 20's.

**cough**Lena Dunham**cough**

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (4nR9/)

354 OT - 'Oathkeepers' being called up to head to NV. Let's see who shows. Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 11:08 AM (fWAjv) --- THIS is going to get interesting.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (nELVU)

355 Why the hell are all these IPs hitting mu.nu searching for Hillary Clinton bikini pics?

Posted by: Low Ranking NSA Crotch Sniffer at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (HLprW)

356
Lets get to down to brass tacks, obama's greatest asset to be prez was half blackness, hillary's is vag-american.

its it and that's that. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (hUf/y)

357 All I know is Kay Hagan needs to go down.

Really?  In this thread?

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (4nR9/)

358 She might be the only woman in Washington/Arkansas that has never sucked Bill Clinton's dick.....Is that an accomplishment?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 10, 2014 07:11 AM (e1wTh)

359 T9, this one's for you and your previous comment - Johnny Winter - Check out Her Mama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIjhVqAF1Y

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 07:12 AM (0HooB)

360 All I know is Kay Hagan needs to go down.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:10 AM (GQ8sn)

 

"Kay Hagan" and "go down" should not be in the same sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 07:12 AM (DrWcr)

361 359 All I know is Kay Hagan needs to go down. Really? In this thread? --- Great, now I have the mental image of Hagan going down on Liddy Dole. Thanks, I didn't need breakfast.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 07:12 AM (APuJ7)

362 >>>51 Hey, wait? Didn't Hillary make a billion dollars disappear with no trace? Or was that a staffer?

Posted by: Damn it, Smith! at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (bZUVR)<<<

 

6 billion actually. the state department was without an inspector general her entire tenure ... funny that.

 

could ask how that deal with funneling the Haiti relief money to the Clinton Foundation worked as well.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 10, 2014 07:12 AM (RhQvZ)

363 Watching Halls of Montezuma and they are cutting out the word " Jap" every time.At first I thought it was a problem with the sound.Don't remember them ever doing that before.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2014 07:13 AM (zqvg6)

364 OT - 'Oathkeepers' being called up to head to NV. Let's see who shows.
Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 11:08 AM (fWAjv)

---

THIS is going to get interesting.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 11:11 AM (nELVU)



They don't need to come.  Gov Sandoval could grow a pair and resolve this today by sending State Troopers there to move all the feds back and recall all state agents.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:13 AM (GQ8sn)

365 She might be the only woman in Washington/Arkansas that has never sucked Bill Clinton's dick.....Is that an accomplishment? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 10, 2014 11:11 AM (e1wTh) Ain't that the truth. You seen that mouth? I don't want that thing anywhere near MY Johnson.

Posted by: agus at April 10, 2014 07:13 AM (kAniV)

366 Lets get to down to brass tacks, obama's greatest asset to be prez was half blackness, hillary's is vag-american.

its it and that's that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 10, 2014 11:11 AM (hUf/y)

You'd think that if the dems wanted to run a woman for president (because it's 'unprecedented!') they'd pick not the troll.  But, nope. 

They went ugly early.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:14 AM (x3YFz)

367 Gov Sandoval could grow a pair ---- May I point out the flaw in your postulation, kind sir.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 07:14 AM (nELVU)

368 Thank you, ---, for clarifying that. Hard to imagine a bigger Cordwainer gap than that between Smith and Bird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (+jyzN)

369 363 359 All I know is Kay Hagan needs to go down.

Really? In this thread?

---

Great, now I have the mental image of Hagan going down on Liddy Dole.

Thanks, I didn't need breakfast.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 11:12 AM (APuJ7)



Ok, let me re-phrase...



Kay Hagan needs to eat some box.


No wait...



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (GQ8sn)

370 Heelman saying he's not doing an ad for Hillary? Pfft! More like he wants access to her campaign and isn't going list things he'll be mocked for.

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (Ph479)

371 Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:13 AM (GQ8sn) Sandoval is up to 'voicing concern' now. Give him a day or two and maybe a stern warning will be next.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (fWAjv)

372 89 -- Obama in 2008 had accomplished what exactly? Being elected to the Senate and not even serving a full term. Hillary as of now has being elected to the senate and serving a full term. She's got him beat in "accomplishments" right there. FYI: I didn't claim she had many great accomplishments -- I claimed she has more than Obama did in 2008. And that's a fact -- unless you know of some great resume of Obama's that he (and the press) has been hiding from us all this time.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (wPzgV)

373 I wonder what Hillarycare would look like after 20 years?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (74gkr)

Hello there mate!

Posted by: British NHS at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (aTXUx)

374 Response from the bald, metrosexual pussy: "I'm not going to do a Hillary Clinton ad."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (HsTG8)

375 Ok, let me re-phrase... Kay Hagan needs to eat some box. No wait... --- My mom says if you want to be a lesbian, you gotta eat a lot of carpet!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 10, 2014 07:15 AM (APuJ7)

376 They don't need to come. Gov Sandoval could grow a pair and resolve this today by sending State Troopers there to move all the feds back and recall all state agents.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)

The cool part about what remains of our republic is that state and local authorities have precedence over feds.  County sheriff is the highest position in the land and actually has more power than the president.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:16 AM (x3YFz)

377
  And as a final palate cleanser, Helen Thomas in a Teddy.


    Because I'm inherently nice that way.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2014 07:16 AM (SAMxH)

378 The really amazing thing about this repeated effect is that the people involved really have not even considered this until forced to. They just presume her greatness and are certain of her validity for high office, without having put the slightest thought into it. Its one of those assumptions the left clings to, unexamined and unpondered. And when the light of day is shone on that assumption suddenly it has no substance. Its like the "Obama did everything anyone could do for the economy" lie.
OK, list what he did. What did President Obama do for the economy, other than claim dozens of times to be "pivoting" toward it? What did he do?
Crickets.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2014 07:17 AM (zfY+H)

379 May I point out the flaw in your postulation, kind sir.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 11:14 AM (nELVU)



I'm not sure what the hell he is thinking, just releasing a statement.  You're the fucking governor of the whole state and responsible for everything in it!  Take 300 of your best State Troopers and go down to the ranch and start pointing fingers.  Someone will get the hint.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:17 AM (GQ8sn)

380 And as a final palate cleanser, Helen Thomas in a Teddy. Because I'm inherently nice that way. Only if it's a real bear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 07:17 AM (0HooB)

381 She kept Cthulhu in his crypt in R'lyeh . That and with the passing of strange aeons even the dead can vote and vote for Hillary .

Posted by: DrDrill at April 10, 2014 07:17 AM (W4J7Q)

382 379
And as a final palate cleanser, Helen Thomas in a Teddy.


Because I'm inherently nice that way.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2014 11:16 AM (SAMxH)

 

Helen Thomas boning Teddy Kennedy with a strap on in hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (DrWcr)

383 383 She kept Cthulhu in his crypt in R'lyeh . That and with the passing of strange aeons even the dead can vote and vote for Hillary . --- Vote Cthulhu - Why settle for the lesser evil?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (APuJ7)

384 County sheriff is the highest position in the land and actually has more power than the president.


Except the Sheriff in question is doing jack.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (GQ8sn)

385 Arab Spring! Strong enough for a man, deadly enough for a woman!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (aTXUx)

386 Response from the bald, metrosexual pussy: "I'm not going to do a Hillary Clinton ad."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 10, 2014 11:15 AM (HsTG

Yeah... that was nice.  Way to man up, there, bunny foofoo.

He'd have been better off with "I'm confused."  At least I'd have believed it.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (x3YFz)

387 Her greatest accomplishment? Never caught once in publicÂ… not one timeÂ… with a pubic hair caught between her teeth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (HsTG8)

388 Helen Thomas boning Teddy Kennedy with a strap on in hell. --- Are we talking about that strap-on from Se7en?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 07:18 AM (APuJ7)

389 Except the Sheriff in question is doing jack.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

Saw that.  But, hey, elections have consequences.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:19 AM (x3YFz)

390 I'm a strong, independent woman who needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. I need feminism because I still have to pay $9.00 a month for my own birth control. Can you believe this patriarchal, phallocentric, oppressive shit?

Posted by: LIV feminist at April 10, 2014 11:11 AM (DrWcr)



Thats because nobody ran the commercial- "for just 30 cents a day, the price of a cup of coffee, you can stop a LIV leftist feminist from breeding"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2014 07:19 AM (FMbng)

391 WTF? Well, there goes any sleep in the foreseeable future. (SFW and NOT a Hillary pic. It is, well, I have no idea. ) http://tinyurl.com/kgerzja

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:19 AM (fWAjv)

392 "I'm not going to do a Hillary Clinton ad." Awww, c'mon. Let that liberal Hillary freak flag fly, show us whatcha got, Sport! Put us some fuckin' knowledge. We'll wait.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 07:20 AM (HLprW)

393 Saw that. But, hey, elections have consequences.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 11:19 AM (x3YFz)



Sandoval could be a hero by personally going down there today.  I wonder if any fed would be stupid to try anything against the gov.



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:20 AM (GQ8sn)

394 How about spinning 99% of those federal lands back to the state's they belong to?

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 07:21 AM (MMC8r)

395 Kay Hagan needs to eat some box.
No wait...

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

We're going to need a bigger barrel.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:21 AM (x3YFz)

396 OT - 'Oathkeepers' being called up to head to NV. Let's see who shows. Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 11:08 AM (fWAjv) --- THIS is going to get interesting. May God protect them and let them do what is necessary.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 07:21 AM (xZxMD)

397 If you missed Trey Gowdy earlier.... http://tinyurl.com/n4uydlw

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:22 AM (bCEmE)

398 Vote Cthulhu - Why settle for the lesser evil?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 11:18 AM (APuJ7)

 

Call me a TrueCon if you want, but if they don't run Azathoth, I'm staying home.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 07:22 AM (DrWcr)

399 Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 11:19 AM (fWAjv)

No way RWC.  You lured me in once before.  Not This Time!  /shakefist

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:22 AM (x3YFz)

400 If you missed Trey Gowdy earlier....


http://tinyurl.com/n4uydlw

Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 11:22 AM (bCEmE)



He kicks ass and all, but what is up with his hair?  He looks like frickin' Malfoy from Harry Potter!



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:23 AM (GQ8sn)

401 Furrowed Brows and Rambling Incoherence In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 07:23 AM (HsTG8)

402 Funny isn't it, how the BHS has to send in the goons over a desert turtle to throw out one rancher "who didn't pay his fees" yet large sections of the Arizona desert are No-Go areas due to the feds punting to Mexican drug lords

I can see the goons point though. Mexican drug lords are pretty well armed and might mess up their cool RoboBarney accessories

Since there aren't actually many turtles left, think it might benefit one pederast senator's bank account if that land was "leased" to him?

But KOCH BROTHERS!!!



Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2014 07:23 AM (aTXUx)

403 Vote Cthulhu - Why settle for the lesser evil?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 11:18 AM (APuJ7)

Call me a TrueCon if you want, but if they don't run Azathoth, I'm staying home.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 11:22 AM (DrWcr)



Vote Shub'Niggurath!  The only honest Elder God in this dimension and the next!

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:24 AM (GQ8sn)

404 He kicks ass and all, but what is up with his hair? He looks like frickin' Malfoy from Harry Potter! Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:23 AM (GQ8sn) You hush, you.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:24 AM (bCEmE)

405 Damn , Gowdy vid not loading for me.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 07:24 AM (HLprW)

406 This thread is beginning to smell like Helen Thomas' thong. When is the head ewok getting in?

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 07:24 AM (kAniV)

407 Palate cleanser. I don't know what's SFW anymore. http://tinyurl.com/naqjwb3

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 07:24 AM (Aif/5)

408 407 Damn , Gowdy vid not loading for me. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (HLprW) You running NoScript?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:25 AM (bCEmE)

409 Palate cleanser. I don't know what's SFW anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/naqjwb3

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (Aif/5)



Sorry, but RWC ruined it for today. 


Can't and won't!


Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:25 AM (GQ8sn)

410 Only a RINO wouldn't want to see Patti Ann Browne cleavage.

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (Aif/5)

411 Sorry, but RWC ruined it for today. Can't and won't! Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:25 AM (GQ8sn) Patti Ann Browne gif You'll like

Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (kAniV)

412 Palate cleanser. I don't know what's SFW anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/naqjwb3

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (Aif/5)


That was epic, I remember seeing that when it aired. That was just...did I mention epic?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (FMbng)

413 408 This thread is beginning to smell like Helen Thomas' thong. When is the head ewok getting in? Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (kAniV) Your worst nightmare: Helen Thomas, looking at you and clad in one of those dresses that becomes transparent as the wearer becomes arousedÂ… and it's becoming transparent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (HsTG8)

414 408 This thread is beginning to smell like Helen Thomas' thong. Posted by: Timon at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (kAniV)

 

And you know this how, exactly?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (DrWcr)

415 Only a RINO wouldn't want to see Patti Ann Browne cleavage.

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 11:26 AM (Aif/5)



Is it the Red Eye pic?  Then yes, I approve!

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:26 AM (GQ8sn)

416 Sorry, but RWC ruined it for today.

Can't and won't!

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:25 AM (GQ8sn)

See?  RWCs links are always traps.  2 months of therapy later I figured it out.

It's a trap.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:27 AM (x3YFz)

417 I would like it duly noted for the record that I am, in fact, less disgusting than Hillary in a bikini.
alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (mf5HN)


OBJECTION: Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at April 10, 2014 07:27 AM (ylhEn)

418 You running NoScript?

Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 11:25 AM (bCEmE)


Yeah, I've tried allowing all scripts, but it's still not working.




Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 07:27 AM (HLprW)

419 Is it the Red Eye pic? Then yes, I approve! Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:26 AM (GQ8sn) Even better. GIF.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:27 AM (fWAjv)

420 And yeah, Gowdy's hair is getting worse.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 07:28 AM (HLprW)

421 That clip was priceless.. the libtards are tongue-tied trying to come up with even one accomplishment.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry - Now using Opera Browser at April 10, 2014 07:28 AM (Z7PrM)

422 >>I'm a strong, independent woman who needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Pssssst! Gloria Steinem eventually got married. Guess *she* needed a bicycle after all.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 07:28 AM (gzJJ2)

423
   Wonder how those drug lords would fare against an MEU?


    That COULD be a rhetorical question.

    Or a few days length live fire exercise.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2014 07:28 AM (SAMxH)

424 Yeah, I've tried allowing all scripts, but it's still not working.



Here, try this link.  I think it will work for you.


http://tinyurl.com/mq7qcvw

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:29 AM (GQ8sn)

425 How about her with thigh high boots, g string and a riding crop then? Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (fWAjv) About as close as I can get. http://tinyurl.com/hillrydom Click my signature for the samelink. Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 10, 2014 07:29 AM (a5ljo)

426 Yeah, I've tried allowing all scripts, but it's still not working. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 11:27 AM (HLprW) I had to 'allow all scripts' twice on that page for some reason.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:29 AM (bCEmE)

427 Hillary '16 - Taste The Rainbow!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2014 07:29 AM (FcR7P)

428 The Gowdy vid is an Mp4. Kindle doesn't play those natively. Maybe your system, either.

Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 07:29 AM (MMC8r)

429 Wonder how those drug lords would fare against an MEU?


That COULD be a rhetorical question.

Or a few days length live fire exercise.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2014 11:28 AM (SAMxH)



Your words to my stepson's ears.



"Round up.  ON THE WAY!!!"



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:30 AM (GQ8sn)

430 Ah, forget my sig link. tinyurl is disallowed.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 10, 2014 07:30 AM (a5ljo)

431

And yeah, Gowdy's hair is getting worse.

 

Seriously.  I say we give him 20 days to get Lois Lerner in jail, and if he doesn't we go all Romney on that flax.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 10, 2014 07:30 AM (JtwS4)

432 Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)


Dude, there's no way I'm clicking on one of your links.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 07:30 AM (HLprW)

433 Dude, there's no way I'm clicking on one of your links.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2014 11:30 AM (HLprW)



My links are good.  All of them.



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:31 AM (GQ8sn)

434 Yeah, I went there. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 10, 2014 11:29 AM (a5ljo) That's hawt.

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:31 AM (fWAjv)

435 He kicks ass and all, but what is up with his hair? He looks like frickin' Malfoy from Harry Potter! Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:23 AM (GQ8sn) You hush, you. Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (bCEmE) Hold on a sec. *gets Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness* *clambers up* *throatpunches EC* Tami, is that better?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 07:31 AM (mf5HN)

436 Pssssst! Gloria Steinem eventually got married. Guess *she* needed a bicycle after all. --- A set of batteries can't bring out the trash.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 07:31 AM (APuJ7)

437 Brannon said all the right things, it's clear what impression he wanted to make, that of an outsider, principled more than political, ready to charge the gates of DC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 07:31 AM (ZshNr)

438 Hold on a sec. *gets Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness* *clambers up*

*throatpunches EC*

Tami, is that better?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 11:31 AM (mf5HN)



It's true!



Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:32 AM (GQ8sn)

439 Hold on a sec. *gets Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness* *clambers up* *throatpunches EC* Tami, is that better? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 11:31 AM (mf5HN) Much. But do it again...just to be sure.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 10, 2014 07:32 AM (bCEmE)

440 Patti Ann Browne gif You'll like Agreed. No spiders or HT pics. If I'm not back in half an hour...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 07:32 AM (0HooB)

441 Getting a little rank in here. Should probably move the Horde to fresher grounds, lest the BLM get involved.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2014 07:32 AM (AWhKR)

442 Your words to my stepson's ears.

"Round up. ON THE WAY!!!"

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 11:30 AM (GQ8sn)

hearing a JTAC say "fire mission, danger close." 

Something inside you goes cold and it's the best worst feeling in the world.

For me, only happened in training, but still.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 07:33 AM (x3YFz)

443 Much. But do it again...just to be sure. Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2014 11:32 AM (bCEmE) Sure! After all, anything worth throatpunching is worth throatpunching twice. *throatpunches EC again*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 07:33 AM (mf5HN)

444 >>OK, list what he did. What did President Obama do for the economy, other than claim dozens of times to be "pivoting" toward it? What did he do? How about "wrecked it"?

Posted by: Aviator at April 10, 2014 07:33 AM (b3p08)

445 Nood

Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2014 07:33 AM (ILBCY)

446 I wasn't ready to consider Hillary's Furrow this early in the morning.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2014 07:34 AM (FcR7P)

447 >>Getting a little rank in here. Should probably move the Horde to fresher grounds, lest the BLM get involved. Ooh, better make sure the next thread is a designated "Free Speech Zone." Wouldn't want to violate some magical new power the EPA has over us to opine.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 07:34 AM (gzJJ2)

448

Hillary did win a major award.  It was not as grand as a bowling alley or a leg lamp, but it was presented   to her  by GOP  nominee  heir-apparent Jeb Bush.

 

Of course I'm talking about the 2013 Liberty Medal  from the  National Constitution Center in Philadelphia.  That's a resume enhancer if ever I saw one.  She's a lock now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2014 07:34 AM (BAS5M)

449 Palate cleanser for my mornings misdeeds. Kate is ready for popsicle season. http://tinyurl.com/lm3v8lm (Honest)

Posted by: RWC at April 10, 2014 07:36 AM (fWAjv)

450 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Helen Thomas's Very Dessicated Crotch at April 10, 2014 07:38 AM (dqzWI)

451
Sure! After all, anything worth throatpunching is worth throatpunching twice.

*throatpunches EC again*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 10, 2014 11:33 AM (mf5HN)



Ladies, ladies....please...let's be civil here!


I give you something to make amends...


http://tinyurl.com/p4q68l2




And yes, my link is good.

Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 07:39 AM (GQ8sn)

452 414 Palate cleanser. I don't know what's SFW anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/naqjwb3

Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 11:24 AM (Aif/5)

Palate cleansed.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2014 07:42 AM (aTXUx)

453 the conversation has probably moved to the other thread by now but we have clearly reached a point in American society where someone in government is measured by no discernible metric, obama on between 2 ferns?  ask a lib or liv and he is just doing his job because he is promoting obamacare - honestly, I dealt with people who swore that is his job, promote himself

hillary?  she did something, so she did a good job and blah blah blah hate, no one can tell you what the job of sec of state is and then demonstrate how hillary filled that role, just that she is always qualified etc

no one even has a job description any longer, its just show up and declare that you are doing what you want or think you should, and declare success!!!!

hell look at AG holder, same thing, do what you want, declare that is what you are supposed to do, no one asks any serious questions because sexism/racism!!!!

Posted by: chelsea danger at April 10, 2014 07:44 AM (KfDDN)

454 10 Hillary has a vagina!! Let's see some Republican man do that! Paging Lindsey Graham...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 10, 2014 07:59 AM (XO6WW)

455 Stalin Rodham's most impressive achievement?  Record international sales of Corona.


I love how Kristol was grinning like a Cheshire cat after stirring the shit and watching those dumbasses make fools out of themselves.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 10, 2014 08:09 AM (cgf4R)

456 My greatest achievement was tapping Hillary in the 60s in the first place.

Imagine wrestling an alligator on a tuna boat in a peat bog.  And that was just the foreplay.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 10, 2014 08:12 AM (UzPAd)

457 I'm not a Republican, but yes, it's true: I have a vagina.

Posted by: John Heilemann at April 10, 2014 08:15 AM (dqzWI)

458 Moreover, my vagina *is* willing to do an ad for Hillary.

Perhaps as a body double.

Posted by: John Heilemann at April 10, 2014 08:17 AM (dqzWI)

459   64 22
She would have given us the Obamacare trainwreck 20 years sooner. That takes vision.Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (MMC8r)

I wonder what Hillarycare would look like after 20 years?
*
*
All of America would be like Pottersville.  Only uglier.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2014 08:43 AM (mOfFV)

460 I just love the bald buffoon's response that once her book comes out, we'll know what her greatest achievement is.

PATHETIC.

Posted by: Cory at April 10, 2014 08:44 AM (wgYuH)

461 We're all laughing at this but Obama didn't have any remarkable achievements either before he ran for president and look where that got us. Democrats dont need qualifications to be president, havent you guys figured that out yet? Only Republicans need a mile long list of qualifications and resume bullet points before they are begrudgingly allowed to compete for the nomination.

Posted by: JA at April 10, 2014 09:26 AM (QnZBg)

462 Ha. Best part of that video is the look of bemusement by Bill Kristol at the very end...............priceless.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 10, 2014 04:44 PM (6NAMw)

463 Hahahahaha, that was embarassing.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 10, 2014 05:26 PM (KlVdw)

464 Her single achievement? Giving birth to Howdy Doody's sister.

Posted by: General Zod at April 11, 2014 01:51 AM (2+bRt)

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