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September 09, 2013

Gabriel Malor Has A Terrible Speculation
— Ace

Er... maybe this guy didn't notice, but Kerry is running again. http://t.co/WAUuVuZ3yp #bankonit
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) September 9, 2013

I want to call him demented, but I have to say, it makes some sense.

Hillary is a strong Democratic contender, though, but... not that strong, really. She's a bit of a paper tigress. I mean, Obama beat her by saying "hope" and "change."

Kerry is of course awful, and of course, sometimes says things so profoundly dumb one is tempted to blame it on liquor. (In case the links don't work there, the post began with Kerry's 2004 statement, "I have five words for America: This is your wake up call" and insisting "I'm so pumped." Some believed he was a little tipsy.)

But who knows. Who knows. Worse things have happened, worse things could happen, and they almost certainly will.

Posted by: Ace at 01:58 PM | Comments (180)
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1 Mebbe we could run resident Rino imbecile McCain again and his fat assed offspring for VP.

Posted by: maddogg at September 09, 2013 02:01 PM (xWW96)

2 I shuddered when I realized this.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2013 02:01 PM (6TB1Z)

3 God help us all.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 09, 2013 02:01 PM (GrtrJ)

4 Run for President? No, my oh-so-loyal subjects will just anoint me.

Posted by: King Louis Kerry IVX at September 09, 2013 02:01 PM (qf2kI)

5 I'm gonna vote for him or whoever the (D) candidate his.

Posted by: Helen Thomas Now at September 09, 2013 02:02 PM (4/o9U)

6 Sometimes I entertain the horrible thought that we'd all be better off if Kerry won in '04 (meaning no Obama in '0

. He may have been an awful President, but the comedy material would have been off the charts good.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 09, 2013 02:02 PM (UypUQ)

7 He should have his doctor take a look at that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 09, 2013 02:03 PM (0HooB)

8 Worse things have happened, worse things could happen, and they almost certainly will.

duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da DUH

Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 09, 2013 02:03 PM (6TB1Z)

9 Both he and Rodham have been miserably bad Secretaries of State, which probably puts them at the head of the donk pack.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 02:03 PM (a4LHk)

10 Gin soaked raisins in every pot.

Posted by: NCKate at September 09, 2013 02:03 PM (KKfVH)

11 She who must not be named is not pleased by this speculation. Plates and glassware are breaking all over the house, and only Huma is able to calm her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 09, 2013 02:03 PM (qf2kI)

12 Well, it would be entertaining.

Posted by: MDH3 at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (GKyUC)

13 Shit, maybe I'll throw my hat in too. We can turn the Dem nomination process into The Biggest Loser show!

Posted by: Al "Snow Miser" Gore at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (YmPwQ)

14 But honestly, can the Democrat party get away with running an old, white man ever again?

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (GrtrJ)

15

Well, he does have 3 purple hearts.

Posted by: dan-O at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (D0bIN)

16 Oh, yeah.

He's definitely grown into that sexy grandfather-type the ladies love.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (RJpzW)

17 "Gabriel Malor Has A Terrible Speculation"

I recommend surgery.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (HjPtV)

18 John Kerry 2016 Because 8 years of Obama didn't finish the job!

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:04 PM (9XBK2)

19 We are pleased to announce our products will soon be fully reimbursable under ObamaCare.

Posted by: Wind Surfing Manufacturers of America at September 09, 2013 02:05 PM (qf2kI)

20 It's not exactly unlikely when you consider that all the other possible contenders (Biden, Hillary, Warren, Booker) are all deeply flawed.

What's really bad is that whoever the Democrats nominate stands a good chance of winning in the general election because the Republicans seem bent on self-immolation.

I am an independent.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at September 09, 2013 02:05 PM (5fSr7)

21 Vote for me!!!!

Posted by: Senator Al Franken (D) at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (4/o9U)

22 For the first time in my life, I'd be proud of my country.

Posted by: Teresa Heinz at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (znT2j)

23 French will soon be a required subject in all American public schools.

Posted by: Francois Hollande at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (qf2kI)

24 Hillary has been anointed by Bama and the press doesn't know how to spell Benghazi. Kerry will be pushed aside.

Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (zZbNF)

25 I served in Vietnam.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (Aif/5)

26 Will Thurston Howell the Turd do another "Reporting for Doody" convention intro?

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (a4LHk)

27 So ... Obama is gonna fold or delay the vote?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 09, 2013 02:06 PM (ZPrif)

28 13 Shit, maybe I'll throw my hat in too. We can turn the Dem nomination process into The Biggest Loser show!
Posted by: Al "Snow Miser" Gore

Epic. The Democrat convention would be snowed in! The various factions would become fractious!

Posted by: Dianna at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (DV/Ik)

29 I've got JUST the see-through dress for the inauguration!

Posted by: Alexandra Kerry at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (znT2j)

Kerry.

Again?

Gabe needs to put the pipe down.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (iWLLA)

31 So, Biden, Hillary, and Kerry? The Dems will definitely have the youth vote in the bag.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (W6bkf)

32 Poor Joe. Relegated to the dreaded 3rd place in the upcoming race. The guy just can't catch a break. Wouldn't surprise me if Rahm Emanuel threw in his hat too.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (M/TDA)

33
Barky's on Special Report with Bret Baier and lying his ass off.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 09, 2013 02:07 PM (pJF+c)

I am an independent.

In a rare displacement where my home state of Alabama is ahead of Florida, Registered Independents could vote in the primaries in 'Bama, but not here.

I do declare!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (0HooB)

35 14 But honestly, can the Democrat party get away with running an old, white man ever again?

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 09, 2013 06:04 PM (GrtrJ)

-----

I don't think either party can, at this point.

I can't see the Obama base going out and working for a guy like Kerry, Biden or Gore. Or even Hillary at this point. Problem is, who are the Pubs going to run?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (YmPwQ)

36 First a confession. I had a Kerry bumper sticker. I was young. I'm so sorry. Second. I had a moment of dread at the Dem convention when they trotted Kerry out to give the big rah rah foreign policy speech. I knew right then and their that he'd be the next SoS. I've got that same feeling now. Yick, yick, yick.

Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (ELdpj)

37 I'm still waiting for Kerry to start pronouncing it "Bas-here"

Posted by: Kensington at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (znT2j)

38

Well, Caligula appointed his horse Incitatus as consul, so there's a precedent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (TIIx5)

39 Hahyahahahahah!!!!! Me am no run for president. Me am make bad candidate.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (q177U)

40 Maybe, since Nicky lost, I should trade up to Kerry. Yes, I think I will.

Posted by: Carla Bruni at September 09, 2013 02:08 PM (qf2kI)

41 What's he going to do about that face of his?

Posted by: baldilocks at September 09, 2013 02:09 PM (nq+Ye)

42 I wouldn't be surprised if Kerry ran as a dark horse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 02:09 PM (0axsw)

43 The Dems are grooming Sheila Jackson Lee for 2016.

Posted by: Prediction! at September 09, 2013 02:09 PM (iWLLA)

44 I would not be shocked if this administration just made the claim that they had executed a successful attack in Syria without really doing anything - would the media investigate? With all the chaos there and the media turning a blind eye, who other than the military, could disprove it? The military has already proven to be easily muzzled or ignored, what is to stop them?

This meets the criteria of a "small attack"!

Posted by: desicat at September 09, 2013 02:10 PM (kgGHO)

45 "I wouldn't be surprised if Kerry ran as a dark horse."
===============

He's got the face for it.

Posted by: Kensington at September 09, 2013 02:10 PM (znT2j)

46

The Democrats tend to not give losing Presidential candidates, or the runner up for the nomination, a second chance.

Unlike the Republican's notorious history of doing so.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2013 02:10 PM (kdS6q)

47 In medical school I almost flunked my OB/Gyn module because I had terrible speculation.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 02:10 PM (pxDth)

48 44 Hahahaha! "we just attacked." "No you didn't" Yes we did,swearsies."

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (9XBK2)

49 As President either of Hillary or John would continue my work, and just as effectively too.

Posted by: Prime Minter of Sweden Barack Obama at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (4FvdX)

50 Clinton and Biden as candidates. I mean really. As true believers (in whatever the hell we believe in) who doesn't think that we can't come up with someone a generation (or three) younger then these geriatric fuck'alls?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (U2UQk)

51 45 I also hate New Years Eve.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (0axsw)

52 I think RFK, Jr, and Weiner should get in the race, too.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (W6bkf)

53 But not the complexion.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (ZPrif)

54 He may be right. I can't read those tea leaves. That said, we can rest assured that Hillary! is running. Yeah. The foreign policy retard that rode her philandering husband's wandering penis to fame and fortune. Neither one of these idiots has a record to be proud of and with their imbecilic foreign policy blunders, should be automatically DQed. Unfortunately, the average American voter probably thinks that the SoS takes dictation, or some shit.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (zxrQh)

55 28 13 Shit, maybe I'll throw my hat in too. We can turn the Dem nomination process into The Biggest Loser show!
Posted by: Al "Snow Miser" Gore

--------------------------
Epic. The Democrat convention would be snowed in! The various factions would become fractious!
Posted by: Dianna at September 09, 2013 06:07 PM (DV/Ik)

The people trapped at the convention center have resorted to eating each other! Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Hysterical Reporter at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (v3pYe)

Gabe's head looks almost as big as Al Sharpton's in that pic.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2013 02:11 PM (iWLLA)

57 Why don't they just run the guy who thinks Guam is going to tip over? He's no more stupid than any of the other Democrat contenders and a minority to boot!

Posted by: Kensington at September 09, 2013 02:12 PM (znT2j)

58 Rience Priebus is already distancing the party of Nelson Rockefeller away from those Swift Boaters who probably don't know what silverware to use for hor d'oeuvres.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 02:12 PM (a4LHk)

59 Yeah, Obama should just announce that he already launched the attack and it was super successful and he won't be taking questions and, hey look! Monday Night Football!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 09, 2013 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

60 The people trapped at the convention center have resorted to eating each other! Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Hysterical Reporter

And the country is saved! Hurrah!

Posted by: Dianna at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (DV/Ik)

61 The people trapped at the convention center have resorted to eating each other! ~~Oh the humanity!~~ America is saved!

Posted by: Everyone Else at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (JawqV)

62 I'm beginning to think the Dem strategy to put up so many horrible candidates that conservatives like me will just commit seppeku from sheer despair.

Not me, though. I'll wait until the R lineup is announced; THEN I'm offing myself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (cHZB7)

63 I was a Democrat in 2004. Am I required to say that I was for Kerry before I was against him?

Posted by: BornLib at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (zpNwC)

64 Aren't whores devoures either toothpick or finger food usually?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (0axsw)

65 I would find his candidacy more appealing if he picked the same running mate as last time. Imagine Rielle on the campaign trail, being interviewed by Barbara Walters.

Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (bKA83)

66 30 - It's Kerry who oughta put the pipe down, not Gabe. FIFY. (If he wins, I'm pickin' the pipe UP.)

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 09, 2013 02:13 PM (5aT64)

67 "Hillary is a strong Democratic contender, though, but... not that strong, really. She's a bit of a paper tigress. I mean, Obama beat her by saying 'hope' and 'change.'"

It was a lot more bare-knuckled than that, behind closed doors. Obama beat her Chicago-style. He won ugly.

Obama bussed in big, loud, unpleasant people to openly intimidate the mild-mannered locals into leaving the Iowa caucuses early.

Obama engaged in the same sort of fraudulent shenanigans in states with polling-place primaries that he would later use in the general election. (BOTH general elections.)

Hillary's fundraising was corrupt as hell, as usual for the Clintons, but Obama's fundraising was infinitely worse. That business with Obama allowing overseas noncitizen donors to illegally contribute via credit card started in the primary season.

Then finally, in South Carolina, when Obama needed to put Hillary away once and for all, he cynically played the black-church homophobia gambit, putting on stage at an Obama rally one of those lunatic "ex-gay" types who claims that homosexuality is a "disease" that can be "cured". (Note that the media helpfully avoided mentioning this matter around gay-friendly potential Obama voters elsewhere.)

And, the _sub rosa_ message from Team Obama to Team Hillary was this:

"If you dare to say anything in public about our Chicago-style politicking, we'll indignantly accuse you of playing the race card. Not only that, playing it against the first credible black candidate for President. If you then by some long shot win the '08 primaries, black America will stay home in the general and you'll lose that. And they won't turn out for you in any future election either."

Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2013 02:14 PM (gqT4g)

68 I'm pasty, bloated and ready.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 09, 2013 02:14 PM (iWLLA)

69 The more donk clowns, the better. In 2016, he'll be 73 y/o and Theresa will be 103. Seriously, you guys, his wife was so difficult and annoyed with campaigning in 2004, I can't imagine she would agree to it. Then again, with her recent stroke, she might not be around to bust his balls. Of course, with no Teresa, no Flying Squirrel...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 09, 2013 02:14 PM (WdWRd)

70 Why don't they just run the guy who thinks Guam is going to tip over?

He'd have to stay on the East Coast for fear of falling into the Continental Divide.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2013 02:14 PM (6TB1Z)

71
If Kerry is actually going to run again, then he too probably doesn't think he looks 49. Senile.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2013 02:15 PM (lnFK0)

72 Hey maybe the Dems could just run a dead guy. It's worked before.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2013 02:15 PM (W6bkf)

73 Seppuku

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2013 02:16 PM (HjPtV)

74 62 I'm beginning to think the Dem strategy to put up so many horrible candidates that conservatives like me will just commit seppeku from sheer despair.

Not me, though. I'll wait until the R lineup is announced; THEN I'm offing myself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2013 06:13 PM (cHZB7)

Won't you at least wait till the RNC picks one of them? Peak despair is when the last "least evil" candidates get knocked out.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 09, 2013 02:16 PM (v3pYe)

75 I read speculum, and shuddered.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 02:16 PM (yETln)

"I wouldn't be surprised if Kerry ran as a dark horse."
===============

He's got the face for it.

Posted by: Kensington at September 09, 2013 06:10 PM (znT2j)

***

Heh- he'd probably be leading by a nose in the Gallop polls.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 02:16 PM (pxDth)

77 I love Seppuku, but I have a hard time figuring out where all the numbers go!

Posted by: Kensington at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (znT2j)

78 John Kerry should get back in those cammies and give Si a big kiss on the forehead.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (HjPtV)

79 ABC News:

"Let's see if we can come up with language that avoids a strike but accomplishes our key goals to make sure that these chemical weapons are not used," the president said.

...

But at the same time, Obama said that a potential diplomatic resolution doesn't mean that Congress should withdraw the threat of military action.

* * *
Boy, maybe we all should reconsider our stand against this stalwart, consistent president...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (RJpzW)

80 *snort*

*whinny*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (znT2j)

81 "My fellow Americans, yesterday I destroyed a huge portion the Syrian Chemical Weapons and the International mandated Red Line has been enforced!" A preview of tomorrows address.......

Posted by: desicat at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (kgGHO)

82 Sorry jon, you're just too young looking.

Posted by: Triple Crown Racing at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (6xhLc)

83 We too are excited by the prospect of reporting for duty, all over again.

Posted by: Swift Boat Veterans For Truth at September 09, 2013 02:17 PM (df8Sh)

84 50 "Clinton and Biden as candidates. I mean really. As true believers (in whatever the hell we believe in) who doesn't think that we can't come up with someone a generation (or three) younger then these geriatric fuck'alls?" You know I'm confident the GOP will find a way to screw up yet again. It's what they do best.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:18 PM (M/TDA)

85 Whirlaway FTW!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2013 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

86 Won't happen. Not that Hilaary is invincible or even a good candidate. John Kerry is a Straight White Male. Dems will never nominate another, unless there are no victim candidates in the running. To beat out Hillary the candidate will need one or more victim cards. For example a gay white male could challenge her. A Hispanic female would probably take her down. But unless Kerry can come up with some Indian blood he might as well forget it.

Posted by: jsr4225 at September 09, 2013 02:18 PM (oG53/)

87 "I would find [Kerry's] candidacy more appealing if he picked the same running mate as last time."

After all these years, this one still makes me laugh my ass off.

http://tinyurl.com/qglgg9g

Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2013 02:18 PM (gqT4g)

88 Boy, maybe we all should reconsider our stand against this stalwart, consistent president...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2013 06:17 PM (RJpzW)

Consistent in his inconsistency!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 09, 2013 02:18 PM (oY6Yp)

89 A Hillary/Kerry primary slug fest? I may actually be looking forward to 2016

Posted by: FART at September 09, 2013 02:19 PM (i14bS)

90 Shit, if this is going to be that kind of campaign, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 09, 2013 02:19 PM (znT2j)

91 The Dems really want a Castro brother, although they probably won't be ready for another cycle or two. Those two are both bad,bad,bad,bad news.

Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2013 02:19 PM (ELdpj)

92 In medical school I almost flunked my OB/Gyn module because I had terrible speculation. Pro Tip: When they are on their back, top hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2013 02:19 PM (ix+5k)

93 Oh, Kerry's guilty of a lot of crimes, burglary break-in of his Senate opponent's campaign headquarters, a la Watergate. from Steve Pieczenik Talks http://tinyurl.com/pqoh54j John Kerry 57 Positions On Every Issue Heinz, what a pickle, Pure Politics The biggest liar of them all. Secretary of State John Kerry: Divine Life/Failed Immortality. ...I am not foolish enough to get into the Swift Boat controversy. But I will say when I was in the Nixon admin, we enjoyed a chuckle over that Navy Lieutenant John Kerry - the only combat soldier in the entire American military to bring his own CAMERA CREW INTO COMBAT!!! So whatÂ’s a few Â‘political campaignÂ’ photos, here and there, about yourself-- in combat? Could prove useful in your future or future demise. ... The point is that for or against a specific war, is not the issue for John Kerry. The war, whatever one it is, including the Syrian War, is about trying to make his personal mark on history or his immortality, at whatever cost to the Presidency, the American public or civilian casualties. ItÂ’s about me, me, meÂ—JOHN KERRY. ...History called it the Â“Iran-contra Affair/HearingsÂ”. A few months after taking his junior seat as a Senator, Kerry wasted no time in supporting the Communist Leader of the Sandinistas Daniel Ortega against the Reagan Administration CIA-backed rebels known as Contras. Divine Master Kerry proclaimed in a stentorian voice: Â“I am willingÂ—to take the risk in the effort to put to test the GOOD FAITH of the Sandinistas!!Â” Get the flavor of his PORTENTOUS DECLARATIONS? For most of KerryÂ’s thirty years in the Senate, he was exceedingly unimpressive. Rather than match the intellectual forte of his liberal democratic congressmen who sponsored bills to stop smoking or improve the quality of the air, Kerry was on Â‘codels [Congressional Delegations]Â’ Â–junkets, acting like the Foreign Policy Viceroy, he imagined himself to be. Included in his junkets were five or more Â‘suck-upÂ’ trips to Dr Bashar Assad to pronounce the presence of Assad as Â‘a necessity for stabilityÂ’ in the Middle East. His desire for those Missile Strikes has less to do with the stolen lives and souls of poor civilians caught in the maelstrom of a civil war and much more to do with SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY and HIS PLACE IN AMERICAN HISTORY. Unfortunately for Kerry, the Gods were not kind when they made him insolent, ignorant and arrogant. http://pieczenik.blogspot.com/

Posted by: panzernashorn at September 09, 2013 02:20 PM (MhA4j)

94 Why isn't Gabe more concerned with messaging and other words that Top Men fixate on?

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 02:20 PM (a4LHk)

95 The Whitehouse is mine.

Posted by: ManBearPig at September 09, 2013 02:20 PM (0axsw)

96 Campaign ad: Announcer: Who do you want answering the phone at 3 a.m.? Jon Cary: You rang?

Posted by: jakeman at September 09, 2013 02:20 PM (GXKTh)

97 Castro Cleveland or Castro Havana? Both work.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2013 02:20 PM (HjPtV)

98 @ByronYork
With new developments, McCain, Graham push for Congress to vote quickly to authorize intervention in Syria, give Obama 'additional leverage'

Why no, that doesn't sound panicky at all!

( WTF is going on? I'm beginning to believe Alex Jones and the Nutball crew are right for a change. These fuckers really are hot for war. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 09, 2013 02:21 PM (RJpzW)

99
If Kerry is actually going to run again, then he too probably doesn't think he looks 49. Senile.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2013 06:15 PM (lnFK0)

Yeah, I can totes see him thinking that.

Photos from 2008. Presented without comment. Because you bastards are funnier than I am.

http://tinyurl.com/ouvf6th

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2013 02:21 PM (TIIx5)

100 John Kerry bruised a fetlock in Vietnam.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 09, 2013 02:21 PM (ZshNr)

101
To beat out Hillary the candidate will need one or more victim cards.
Posted by: jsr4225

Paging Mr. Corey Booker to the non-white courtesy phone....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (kdS6q)

102 89 A Hillary/Kerry primary slug fest? I may actually be looking forward to 2016 Posted by: FART at September 09, 2013 06:19 PM (i14bS) You wouldn't know who's winning, because in 2 years both their faces would be so stretched and botoxed, neither one of them would be able to show any kind of expression

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (RLdcX)

103 It's going to be all geriatric Dems in 2016, eh?

Hillary
Kerry
Biden
Fauxcahontas whatserface

Guess the eventual candidate's VP pick will be especially important.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (ZFdsD)

104 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Pat Robertson at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (cHZB7)

105 At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Weiner was running. There is no bottom to scrape.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (SwHqo)

106 Photos from 2008. Presented without comment. Because you bastards are funnier than I am.

Who is the girl in the faded green dress? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: pep at September 09, 2013 02:22 PM (6TB1Z)

107 91 The Dems really want a Castro brother, although they probably won't be ready for another cycle or two. Those two are both bad,bad,bad,bad news. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2013 06:19 PM (ELdpj) I know of 5 people named Castro. I despise each of them, but one of them is now dead.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 09, 2013 02:23 PM (T0NGe)

108 John Kerry bruised a fetlock in Vietnam. Shame he didn't break a leg.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2013 02:23 PM (ix+5k)

109 Maybe Cory Booker will seize the youth vote opening and run with T-Bone (or was it T-Dog? Mr. T?).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:23 PM (ZFdsD)

110 They call him Patrician. I think of him more as an Equites.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 02:25 PM (0axsw)

111 103 If the Repubs have the good sense to back someone like Ted Cruz the race would be great fun.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:25 PM (M/TDA)

112 G.R.A.V.I.T.A.S.

..or something

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 09, 2013 02:25 PM (9MLX+)

113

Did you call Gabe demented? He's the only person in these parts who correctly picked the 2012 race. I'm certain he is many things, but he seems constantly closer to LIV thinking than most of us.

Like a fucking Svengali he is.

Posted by: dr kill at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (o9V+x)

114 Unfortunately for Kerry, the Gods were not kind when they made him insolent, ignorant and arrogant. Posted by: panzernashorn at September 09, 2013 06:20 PM (MhA4j) And fugly, even before his Botox overdose.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (dA4tG)

115 At this point, honestly, who the fuck would want to be President. Barky left a mess that is clearly going to sink anyone trying to fix it, and maybe (probably) the country circles the bowl with him/her.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (jucos)

116 Meh. Of course the Democrats will run somebody awful. The only question is, will they run somebody unlikable. I say run, Incitatus, run!

Posted by: AmishDude at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (T0NGe)

117 #winning

@BreakingNews
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid delays Senate test vote authorizing military force in Syria - @AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (RJpzW)

118 >>The Dems really want a Castro brother

Ugh, that Castro who's Mayor of San Antonio, the one billed at the 2012 DNC as the Latin Obama? No thanks! His mom was a co-founder of La Raza, and last I heard he was taking Spanish lessons to beef up his Mexican cred.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:26 PM (ZFdsD)

119 98 Well,McCain is insane and Lindsey is his sidekick.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:27 PM (9XBK2)

120 105 How soon does Huma drop Weiner or do you suppose she really cares for him?

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:27 PM (M/TDA)

121 114 Oh yeah,but he was just ugly before,now he is freakishly ugly.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:27 PM (9XBK2)

122 Link in sig on Castro brothers. One is mayor of San Antonio and one is a Texas Representative. San Antonio, by the way, just passed an initiative banning anyone who Â“demonstrated bias, by word or deedÂ…against homosexuality" from running for public office or receiving city funds.

Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2013 02:28 PM (ELdpj)

123 Running for office, win or lose, is a money maker for beltway vermin like Kerry.

Posted by: Dang at September 09, 2013 02:28 PM (Hx2XA)

124 I say run, Incitatus, run!

Posted by: AmishDude at September 09, 2013 06:26 PM (T0NGe)

Kerry/Incitatus 2016

That would be a real horse race!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2013 02:28 PM (gqgiP)

125
They call him Patrician. I think of him more as an Equites.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 06:25 PM (0axsw)

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2013 02:28 PM (TIIx5)

126 >>If the Repubs have the good sense to back someone like Ted Cruz

If only! *sigh*
Except they're so dumb they're joining the Left in their effort to destroy him. Just like they did with Palin. Bastards.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:28 PM (ZFdsD)

127 hysterical article from time magazine wondering why muslim countries lose the olympic games selection process again and again. he ponders... he brainstorms... but, dammit, he just can't figure it out. http://tinyurl.com/nj56vco

Posted by: bossTweed at September 09, 2013 02:29 PM (MtCwV)

128 How about Clinton/Kerry . Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:29 PM (M/TDA)

129 OFF TOPIC! but...

The Koreans have been trying to sell back M1 GarandÂ’s that were lent to them around the time of the Korean war but the US Government has blocked the importation.

The Korean news website The Chosun llbo has an article about the sale Â…

A Korean government official said, Â“ItÂ’s difficult to understand why the U.S. opposes the deal now, when we already shipped tens of thousands of these firearms to the U.S. in the early 1990s. We are trying to grasp the real underlying cause of this reversal through diplomatic channels.Â” He added that because these firearms were originally made in the U.S., selling them back needs approval from Washington.

http://tinyurl.com/p98ub6v

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 09, 2013 02:29 PM (5aT64)

130 Coming up next! The Democrats demonstrate their staunch commitment to youth and ethnic diversity by putting forth three white candidates with a combined age of 216.

(I continue to think that Obama's Chicago bloc are hoping to pull away the football at the last second, as they did in 2008, and sneak in a protege of Obama's. I suspect it will be Deval Patrick. I also suspect that Joey Choo-Choo's butthurt will be epic when Obama publicly refuses to campaign for him.)

Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2013 02:29 PM (gqT4g)

131

Weird minds think alike. This same thought, a Kerry run, passed through my mind while I was chomping on a tuna sandwich at lunch today. Why not? Out of vanity, it was probably one of the reasons he took the position. Plus it explains all of the bellicose statements and grandstanding during this Syria crap [needed, in his mind, to establish some foreign policy cred/sound bites to block out the telephone batteries to the genitals Winter Soldier shit.]

BTW did those dicks in the Senate ask him for his discharge papers, etc. Didn't think so. Do the Dems have anyone to run for President who isn't a traitor or commie or who doesn't think like one? Just askin'. "Moral Obscenity"

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 09, 2013 02:30 PM (qwK3S)

132
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Posted by: Zombie Richard III at September 09, 2013 02:30 PM (TIIx5)

133 That's going to be bad for the rnc. Who will they get to enter the race so they can give all the inside information and infrastructure to win the primaries so they can retain the label of clueless old white guy party?

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2013 02:30 PM (IhCuG)

134 Unbelievably small forking Cheerios.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 09, 2013 02:31 PM (74gkr)

135 How soon does Huma drop Weiner or do you suppose she really cares for him? Posted by: Tuna

Oooh yeah, baby. Text someone else your dick pic. You're such a bad boy. It makes me sooo hot.

Posted by: Huma, flipping through a magazine. Not really paying attention. at September 09, 2013 02:31 PM (Hx2XA)

136 No First Amendment rights if you criticize teh gheys!And coming soon,Islam.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:31 PM (9XBK2)

137 Tell Syria I am counting to 3 with my hoof.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 09, 2013 02:31 PM (lnFK0)

138 The Castro brothers are creepy.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at September 09, 2013 02:31 PM (Eso3b)

139 If the Repubs have the good sense to back someone like Ted Cruz the race would be great fun.

Hillary Clinton (grasping walker and shrieking): 'Ted Cruz? His daddy was a commie bastid! (shrieking) What difference does it make?' (Thunderous applause)

Joe Biden: 'I asked Ted Cruz to stand up but he was no where in the audience. What does that tell you, the American people, that he doesn't want to debate me?' (Thunderous applause)

Those two fuck-tards will win a shitload of low-information votes even if they recited the lines from Sesame Street every day.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at September 09, 2013 02:32 PM (U2UQk)

140 Kerry - "They are professional insurgents so what I want to do can't be defined a 'War", its more like workplace violence."

Posted by: desicat at September 09, 2013 02:32 PM (kgGHO)

141 2016 is wide open, and as dangerous a world as we face now, and as certain as it is to get worse, taking a chance on an unknown candidate, one who has never been president before and has little experience at the job, even as skilled as the leadership of the democrat party has demonstrated; I'm convinced that the only smart thing to do is continue with the man known to be unmatched in his leadership skills, vision, knowledge, the man works tirelessly to protect those unable to protect themselves, who thinks only of others and not himself.

No one can match the Presidential qualities, experience, and ability of Barack Obama. Yes, it is The One, who should be re elected President in 2016 to save the world, for the children.

Vote for security, consistency, and for the future. Vote Barack Obama 2016. No one else has the qualifications.

Posted by: Pascal's Confusion Engine at September 09, 2013 02:32 PM (APs4d)

142 Anyone think it strange that private citizen Hillary Clinton got mic time at the WH today, and spoke with authority as if she were still Sec.of State? That's just bizarre to me.

Posted by: Sammie at September 09, 2013 02:33 PM (x/5aM)

143 Kerry/McCain 2016!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 09, 2013 02:33 PM (qwK3S)

144 Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at September 09, 2013 06:32 PM (U2UQk)

Maybe I am wish-casting, but to me, Hillary is a shrill, whiny, bitchy sounding woman who will turn off many, many voters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2013 02:33 PM (gqgiP)

145 141 That was basically FDR's pitch for terms 3 and 4.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 02:34 PM (9XBK2)

146 "Anyone think it strange that private citizen Hillary Clinton got mic time at the WH today, and spoke with authority as if she were still Sec.of State?" Well, considering that Bill once took over Obama's press conference as though he were still President, I'd say anything goes in Obama land.

Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2013 02:34 PM (ELdpj)

147 142 Anyone think it strange that private citizen Hillary Clinton got mic time at the WH today, and spoke with authority as if she were still Sec.of State? That's just bizarre to me. Posted by: Sammie

Think about it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (6TB1Z)

148 >>Anyone think it strange that private citizen Hillary Clinton got mic time at the WH today?

OK, that's weird (missed the news today). Why would Obama be giving her the opportunity to make up for her disastrous Sec. of State run? These are the Clintons, so you just know there's some backroom deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (ZFdsD)

149 I don't feel no ways tahred. I come too farr.

Posted by: Hillarious Africanus at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (0axsw)

150 144 Maybe I am wish-casting, but to me, Hillary is a shrill, whiny, bitchy sounding woman who will turn off many, many voters.

I just find her incredibly boring.

Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (bKA83)

151
Man, I would think that Assad (if he has the capabilty too) would just go for the big push and the final wipeout of the opposition starting right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (lnFK0)

152 You know I'm confident the GOP will find a way to screw up yet again. It's what they do best.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 06:18 PM (M/TDA)

In response to your somewhat derogatory statement, I understand the GOP Establishment is quite enamored of a fellow named Jeb Bush, who was Governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007. According to some sources, Jeb Bush is movie star handsome, charming, witty, urbane, and cuts quite the dashing figure. The power of Jeb Bush's rhetoric is said to cause ladies to swoon and ordinarily heterosexual men to question their preferences. Jeb Bush was, according to these same sources, tellingly born under the sign of Aquarius (!) and enjoys walks on the beach in moonlight, and--because of his amazing Jeb Bush mind powers--Jeb Bush leaves no footprints.

The creases on Jeb Bush's trousers? Razor sharp.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (V9ol4)

153 126 I think the good Senator is a force to be reckoned with. His IQ probably tops the current GOP leadership combined. Also, he's very young compared to the grandpas running the party right now.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:35 PM (M/TDA)

154 Anyone think it strange that private citizen Hillary Clinton got mic time at the WH today, and spoke with authority as if she were still Sec.of State? I think it's strange that anyone would listen.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 02:36 PM (FcR7P)

155 People are no taking the Obama Admin gaffes and putting them into use. See the shotgun blast through the door in Oregon thanks to Biden's advice. Syria and Russia have now decided to take up Kerry on turning over the Syrian Chem weapons. Red line? It is an international thing!

Posted by: desicat at September 09, 2013 02:37 PM (kgGHO)

156 108. He wounded himself improperly throwing a grenade. Got a purple heart for being so dumb.

Posted by: panzernashorn at September 09, 2013 02:37 PM (MhA4j)

157 I'm tanned and ready and I gotta boat that floats! I hope you don't remember that Edwards guy, he was weird. War On Women!

Posted by: Johnny In A Blue Suit at September 09, 2013 02:37 PM (HjPtV)

158 I just find her incredibly boring.
Posted by: Splunge

Except for when she does that monotone angry robot voice. Then she's annoying as shit on a windshield.

Posted by: Dang at September 09, 2013 02:39 PM (Hx2XA)

159 158 Nurse Ratchet with a voice that makes one cringe and cower like a mistreated dog.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2013 02:41 PM (M/TDA)

160 Except for when she does that monotone angry robot voice. Then she's annoying as shit on a windshield.

Ah ain't noways tahhhhhrrrrd!

Posted by: Hillary putting some oomph into it at September 09, 2013 02:41 PM (6TB1Z)

161 Please, please, please be true. I can't wait to call all the Dems raaaaaacist and sexxxist if the nominate a white guy. Seriously, I'm not sure a non-minority can ever win for the Dems again.

The thought of Hildebeast, Horseface and horse's ass BiteMe slugging it out in 2016 brings a tear of joy to my face.

What is their combined age? Probably close to the age of the good old US of A, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Mayday at September 09, 2013 02:42 PM (eHc+1)

162 Hillary is incredibly annoying and shrill, but she's has 20+ years of canonization by the MSM and there's a whole generation of young voters who have been brainwashed into believing she is the the most amazing, capable woman evah.
See W's daughter Barbra's recent comment of how awesome she is. She should know better.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2013 02:42 PM (ZFdsD)

163 Yup, we're the gifts that keep on giving!

Posted by: Barbara Bush at September 09, 2013 02:44 PM (znT2j)

164 No they don't, scions respect each other,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 09, 2013 02:44 PM (Jsiw/)

165 What's all this about Gabe's terrible speculum?

Posted by: emily latella at September 09, 2013 02:46 PM (OsGDg)

166 said it already:

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=342674#c21058640

20 I was thinking last night that maybe Kerry wants to run for president again. What's the difference between him and Hillary! ? Except for horseface vs cankles, they're both old left wing twats.

Posted by: Mallfly at August 20, 2013 05:42 PM (bJm7W)

Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 02:46 PM (bJm7W)

167 re 162: yeah, great compliment, Bush's daughter saying that Hillary! is "incredibly accomplished" -- I'd bet her 20 dollars she could name anything important that Hillary! did.

Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 02:47 PM (bJm7W)

168 Lurch isn't very popular throughout the donk party. The 2004 vote count was barely over when Marty Peretz wrote a guest op ed in the wsj about how glad he was that the pompous ass had lost to GWB. A lot of it was due to sore feelings between manbearpig and Reporting for Doody but it sounded deeper than just that.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 02:50 PM (a4LHk)

169 They despise each other, the RFK jr, diaries bear that out, they just loath us more,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 09, 2013 02:56 PM (Jsiw/)

170 So what happens if Syria does surrender its chemical weapons to the UN or whoever and they're all found to Iraqi surplus moved across the border before Iraq War II?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 09, 2013 02:58 PM (6WVi+)

171 The bush daughters are probably registered democrats. But are more than likely more conservative than megaton McCain

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2013 02:59 PM (qRuJg)

172 So what happens if Syria does surrender its chemical weapons to the UN or whoever and they're all found to Iraqi surplus moved across the border before Iraq War II?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 09, 2013 06:58 PM (6WVi+)

Such a find would never be reported, simple as that.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2013 02:59 PM (V9ol4)

173 Kerry running? What a deluded fool. It won't be the botoxed stiff or the bedraggled hag Hillary. The new darling of the Left is Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 09, 2013 03:05 PM (CK2Xt)

174
Lurch isn't very popular throughout the donk party. The 2004 vote count was barely over when Marty Peretz wrote a guest op ed in the wsj about how glad he was that the pompous ass had lost to GWB. A lot of it was due to sore feelings between manbearpig and Reporting for Doody but it sounded deeper than just that.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 06:50 PM (a4LHk)

Before he turned to the dark side, David Mamet wrote a scathing op-ed after the 2004 election lamenting the re-election of W, and expressing profound disappointment with Kerry. He also came *this close* to calling Kerry a pussy for the collapse of his campaign in the last week (I'm sure it was in the first draft).

I suspect that the lefties started to think something was up with Mamet after that......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2013 03:19 PM (TIIx5)

175 Mamet presents the dickholes in the entertainment industry with a huge problem because they'd been swilling his man juice for so fucking long that even their ADD afflicted catamites would take note if they turned on him. Plus he'd verbally slatter every fucking one of them, having actual facts at his disposal and the willingness to employ them. So they pretty much try to ignore him.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (a4LHk)

176 KAAAAAAAHN !!!!!

Posted by: JeffC at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (dtOe6)

177 Bitches, step off. I'm runnin' so I can hug all those crazy-ass crackas in Syria somethin' fierce, and they'll just go about their regular business. Oh, and bomb those racist Swiss muthafuckas whilst you boys is airborne, you hear me?

Posted by: The Oprah at September 09, 2013 05:29 PM (yQlfW)

178
"Worse things have happened, worse things could happen, and they almost certainly will."

To the nation that re-elected the JEF? Ya think?

Posted by: Brown Line at September 09, 2013 05:31 PM (a5bF3)

179

I have to say I'm actually pretty pumped about the Democrat primary for the 2016 campaign. Lurch vs. the tagteam of Teh Hildebeast & Huma vs. Slow Joe should be pure entertainment itself. But I'm thinking a dark horse (RACIST!!!) might pop up if the Latino mayors of either LA or San Antonio opt to run. You heard it here first, but I think there might be a chance either or both might run. Probably under the slogan "What can brown do for you?"

/drops mic and runs

Posted by: sans_sheriff at September 09, 2013 05:32 PM (yQlfW)

180

Wouldn't calling Kerry a "dark horse" be waaaycist?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2013 06:19 PM (vvk2F)

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