April 28, 2013

Gaming Thread 4-28-13
— Gang of Gaming Morons!

You know the drill, gaming below More gaming

The breakdown of what THQ IPs sold to who came out and for he most part, Nordic Games bought everything outside Homeworld (Gearbox) and Drawn to Life (505 Games). No idea on how I feel about Gearbox getting the Homeworld as the next top two bidders were Stardock (Glactic Civ, Sins of a Solar Empire) and Paradox (pretty much every Eurojank Grand Strategy game in existance). Either way, $1.35 million is a great investment as if nothing else, you should be able to recoupe that just by re-releasing the games on Steam and GOG with minimal work.

Tatsumi Kimishima fails upwards as he gets promoted to managing director of Nintendo while Reggie Fils-Aime gets denied to be CEO as Iwata is taking that position himself. On one hand, Iwata more than likely won't hold this position for long as he's at the end of the line as CEO of Nintendo. But on the other, NOA very much needs a shake up and Iwata can't fail as hard as Nintendo has been doing here in the States. Just give me my damn 3DS Culdcept.

Especially since Nintendo seems more than willingly ready to continue their march into irrelevancy as they will not be holding a big press conference at this year's E3. No idea what the hell they are thinking about this. It's like after the launch of the Wii U being a failure, they seem hellbent on driving it further into the ditch. For admitting that they failed to educate the western public that the WiiU is in fact a new system, skipping the conference that will give the best bang for the buck on mainstream press is frigging asinine. Are they trying to be even more insular to being just a Japanese company? Sure, you might see a return of Space World but that does absolutely nothing for the west. And those Nintendo directs are nice but they're only being seen by people who are already Nintendo fanboys

Another week and another round of conflicting rumors about the new Xbox. At this point I've completely given up on reading them as I have no damn clue on what is what and of 20 years of paying attention to console launches, this is by far the most smoke screened thing that I have ever seen. Thankfully Microsoft is finally ready to show it off on the 21st so we can at least finally get something concrete on it before E3 in June

Bunch of news coming from CCP as this week was their EVE fanfest in Iceland happened. I'll let Zakn do more indepth stuff on it as he is actually there but the main news to care about is after six and a half years, the World of Darkness MMO is nowhere close to really even being started. They are thinking of creating a tv show based on EVE. Open Beta to Dust comes to a close on the 15th, a week after the big patch hits on the 6th. And as a side project, some devs on their personal time have been tinkering around with a dogfighting proof of concept used in conjunction with the Oculus Rift.

Nice to see the game that I've been pimping for awhile now, Dragon's Crown got a sidebar note a few days ago. I saw the LOLtaku post about the art when it first posted two weeks ago and honestly, thought nothing about it as I've been following George Kamitani when he was at Capcom with his work on the D&D brawlers (can't wait for their re-release later this year) and outside of those games (which he was stuck with sticking to the already established art style), this has always been his style of artwork and frankly, I've always dug it. But anyways, bring your faux-outrage as this week's trailer gives a look at the range character, Elf (make sure you notice the squirrels on her shoulder)

Grasshopper giving as a cheesecake video on some of the characters in the upcoming Killer is Dead

And a side video

YAHOO! Eclipse, the acclaimed 4x boardgame is finally coming this week to the iPad from Big Daddy's Creations for the decent price of $6.99. And they threw together a gameplay trailer to entice the nubs who never played the boardgame


Was going to write up some quick impressions on the new expansion pack for Dragon's Dogma but damn, why they gotta hit so hard? I grinded a bit at the end of Dragon's Dogma but stopping at level 50 and having good pawns was a mistake as I can barely make any headway. I'll write up about it in a week or two but man, after a somewhat easy game, the expansion threw me for a loop.

That being said, I can talk about Monaco which is really awesome with multiplayer but not so much when it comes to single player. Sure, you can get through a couple of stages by yourself but you soon realize that you really need more than one specialty to make it through a level. And multiplayer is such a hoot as most of the time it ends up akin to multiplayer Magicka where every mistake is a laugh riot especially since someone in every game will take The Mole which can bust through walls. Only real negative for me is I wish the sight cone was bigger but it's one of the funnest games I've played so far this year.

Unless I missed something and you want to yell at me, say it in the comments
The Dude

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1 sorry for the late post, I hit the driving range and forgot to ask someone to post it for me :/

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 02:42 PM (vJdyz)

2 er she looks like someone I've seen before...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 02:47 PM (LRFds)

3 LOTRO announced its new expansion coming this fall, Helm's Deep. Also its new region coming probably in June, Wildermore.

Posted by: nerdius at April 28, 2013 02:48 PM (CFA6w)

4 I did not know y'all had boobehs on the gaming thread.  Nice!

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2013 02:50 PM (8lmkt)

5 er she looks like someone I've seen before...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)


pretty sure I posted her as Sakura (Street Fighter) before

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 02:50 PM (vJdyz)

6
wait

is that an asian injun??


Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 02:51 PM (+oin+)

7 Jessica Nigri is seriously a sight to behold. Even for us non/minorly Gaming Morons.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2013 02:52 PM (GEICT)

8 5 The Dude,

perhaps....

at any rate nice thread...

you gonna do a thread on the Romulans?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 02:52 PM (LRFds)

9 Check out the Camelot Unchained KickStarter:  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/13861848/camelot-unchained  Old-school, factional PvP, extremely deep crafting and building system, and only 3 days left to meet its funding goal.

Posted by: Siergen at April 28, 2013 02:52 PM (Ao4Kw)

10
Remember when ADRIENNE BARBEAU was a ROMULAN on STAR TREK?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 28, 2013 02:54 PM (KwX0v)

11 is that an asian injun??

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 06:51 PM (+oin+)


no




you gonna do a thread on the Romulans?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)


?


Check out the Camelot Unchained KickStarter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/13861848/camelot-unchained Old-school, factional PvP, extremely deep crafting and building system, and only 3 days left to meet its funding goal.

Posted by: Siergen at April 28, 2013 06:52 PM (Ao4Kw)


figures, I totally never posted about that as the kickstarter ran

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 02:54 PM (vJdyz)

12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows.

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 02:55 PM (doBIb)

13 10 soothsayerwing plover,

quite...

Ace was pounding us trek folk on twatter the other night but the pointy eared chicks trump the burg IMHO...

*schwing*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 02:56 PM (LRFds)

14
Serious, you guys.

Remember Adrienne Barbeau's BOOBS in SWAMP THING?

I was like 12, just a boy, when I saw that and I left the theater...

a man.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 02:57 PM (vanqS)

15 A link for this "monaco" thing would be nice.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 28, 2013 02:57 PM (vHxiM)

16 sorry for the late post, I hit the driving range and forgot to ask someone to post it for me :/
Just like me forgetting to get the staff to Autopen sign those Afghan dead servicemen's families' condolence form letters when I go out to hit a bucket o' balls. Or golf even.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 28, 2013 02:57 PM (mGBy8)

17 9 siergen,

Thanks I'll look at her...

I backed Shadowrun online pretty hard

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 02:57 PM (LRFds)

18 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs?

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb)


they have and I've posted about them before. And if you have a Vita, Senran Kagura and Monster Monpiece.

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 02:57 PM (vJdyz)

19 A link for this "monaco" thing would be nice.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 28, 2013 06:57 PM (vHxiM)


sorry, I was like half asleep when I wrote this


http://store.steampowered.com/app/113020/

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 02:58 PM (vJdyz)

20 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs?
Titris.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2013 02:59 PM (mGBy8)

21 14 soothsayer,

yeah Logan's Run was the first hard rumbling of puberty in my youth....

Farrah "moog"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 02:59 PM (LRFds)

22 > 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Posted by: EC [\i] Not only do they have those in Japan, they come with matching mouse pads. (The mouse pads have boobs.)

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 28, 2013 02:59 PM (vHxiM)

23 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows. Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb) It's called "Real Life"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 28, 2013 03:00 PM (GEICT)

24 ack

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 28, 2013 03:00 PM (vHxiM)

25 It's okay, Arthur; it didn't spill over.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2013 03:00 PM (mGBy8)

26 23 BC1981,

Yeah unfortunately not always there for download...

heh

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 03:01 PM (LRFds)

27 Marvel Heroes, anyone want an update on it

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 03:02 PM (LRFds)

28 I'm I required to read the post before I can enjoy the pic?

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:02 PM (ZolUS)

29 Gearbox = Borderlands. So there's that.
Still nibbling on the BL2 DLCs waiting on the Bioshock DLC since EVERYTHING has DLC now.
Is Uncharted 3 GOTY in the bargain bins yet? I can't keep swinging $60 for a new game + $30-$40 for the inevitable DLCs.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 03:02 PM (jqHOY)

30 and though I'm not a big fan of the Penny Arcade comic, this does sum up multiplayer with randoms in Monaco


http://tinyurl.com/c384roy

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:02 PM (vJdyz)

31 Gearbox also made the expansion pack for Homeworld. It was ok. I hope they don't fuck it up. HW was great.

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 03:03 PM (doBIb)

32 Marvel Heroes, anyone want an update on it

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)


Since the NDA is over with I can say that I played 15 minutes of beta and quickly deleted it

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:03 PM (vJdyz)

33 Is that chick supposed to be Tifi  (or something like that) from FF fame?

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:03 PM (ZolUS)

34 Gearbox also made the expansion pack for Homeworld. It was ok. I hope they don't fuck it up. HW was great.

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 07:03 PM (doBIb)


Wasn't them, that was is what is now called Rockstar Vancouver

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:04 PM (vJdyz)

35 Naw, pretty sure that chick is cosplaying someone from Tekken.  o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 28, 2013 03:04 PM (X95GO)

36 Is that chick supposed to be Tifi (or something like that) from FF fame?

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 07:03 PM (ZolUS)


Zafina from Tekken

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:05 PM (vJdyz)

37 Barking Dog Studios?

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 03:05 PM (doBIb)

38  A Kickstarter for the Dungeons and Dragons and tabletop gamers:

An amazing value on modular, indestructible, inexpensive dungeon terrain.

http://kck.st/YCOMym


Posted by: benjamin at April 28, 2013 03:07 PM (skBcg)

39

Zafina from Tekken  

 

Ahh, I remember...she played Liam  Neeson's  daughter,  right?     Great flick!

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:08 PM (ZolUS)

40 Barking Dog Studios?

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 07:05 PM (doBIb)


yeah, they're now called Rockstar Vancouver (and at that time Gearbox was between their Half-Life stuff and starting work on the first Brother in Arms game)

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:08 PM (vJdyz)

41 Finally about to beat Borderlands 2. Damn 6 months is a long time.

Posted by: RWC at April 28, 2013 03:09 PM (Wl/Ht)

42 Posted by: benjamin at April 28, 2013 07:07 PM (skBcg)

okay, thats pretty sweet and would rock in Dungeonbowl

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:09 PM (vJdyz)

43 I remember now. Gearbox was just the publisher right?

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 03:09 PM (doBIb)

44 What is it with the big companies these days?  Capcom seems to hate its fans.  Square-Enix is on the ropes (I blame the merger with Enix after the failure of Spirits Within), Nintendo seems to want to destroy itself, and what the great bloody hell is up with Microsoft and their always-on requirement for their next console?


(o.O )  It's getting to the point where you wonder if anyone in authority in those companies actually likes gaming, or if they've all just been usurped by suits with dollar signs in their eyes and not a damn lick of gaming sense in 'em.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 28, 2013 03:10 PM (X95GO)

45 I remember now. Gearbox was just the publisher right?

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 07:09 PM (doBIb)


THQ published all of the Homeworld stuff

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:10 PM (vJdyz)

46 Metro Last light. Also far cry 3 Blood dragon - 80's flick in a gaming medium. check em out.

Posted by: Saar at April 28, 2013 03:10 PM (ryT1J)

47 Anyone know of a good AOE-type game for an Android tablet? 

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:13 PM (3qKP/)

48 23 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows. Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb) It's called "Real Life" ======= Yeah, but you max level at "Wife" level . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 03:14 PM (VjL9S)

49
What will happen to to the stuff by 38 Studios still in progress before they went tits up?

Did they have nothing of worth?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 03:17 PM (vzLhi)

50 48 23 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows. Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb) It's called "Real Life" ======= Yeah, but you max level at "Wife" level . . . . Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 07:14 PM (VjL9S) Well if you to try and get more you can always purchase the "divorce" DLC but that's going to get really expensive as its a pay to play format.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2013 03:17 PM (HuXI5)

51

46 Metro Last light. Also far cry 3 Blood dragon - 80's
flick in a gaming medium.

check em out.

Posted by: Saar at April 28, 2013 07:10 PM (ryT1J)

The only games I'm looking forward to right now.

Posted by: El Guapo at April 28, 2013 03:18 PM (tRXnV)

52
I've heard estimates that Curt Schilling's 38 Studios was $400+ million in debt.

They should study 38 Studios in business courses as a business model of what not to do. They blew through so much money, so fast, with nothing to show for it.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 03:19 PM (1WM2H)

53 41 Finally about to beat Borderlands 2. Damn 6 months is a long time. ===== I'd say its about 9 hours or so to level 50 by yourself. It's more fun when you've someone to chat with. And they can boost you. If you want some of the legendary stuff, folks will duplicate them for you; I got a lot that way.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 03:19 PM (VjL9S)

54 49 What will happen to to the stuff by 38 Studios still in progress before they went tits up? Did they have nothing of worth? Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 07:17 PM (vzLhi) Not really. They had a planned mmo which was kingdoms of amalur. The kingdoms of amalur: reckoning was released first to try and generate excitement and interest for it which I don't think it really did. So probably not much worth there.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2013 03:20 PM (HuXI5)

55 I wasn't aware that the Japanese have taken to mocking Elizabeth Warren. The ridicule has gone global.

Posted by: Jerry at April 28, 2013 03:22 PM (4SKYj)

56
The kingdoms of amalur: reckoning

I thought it good reviews?


Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 03:22 PM (LPRBM)

57 50 48 23 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows. Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb) It's called "Real Life" ======= Yeah, but you max level at "Wife" level . . . . Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 07:14 PM (VjL9S) Well if you to try and get more you can always purchase the "divorce" DLC but that's going to get really expensive as its a pay to play format. ===== Not to mention the "dating" and "prostitute" missions . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 03:23 PM (VjL9S)

58 They'd better get with the price break on Wii U. I'm not considering buying one until it comes down, and the longer they take the less likely I am to give a damn when it does.

Posted by: zsasz at April 28, 2013 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

59

"Yeah, but you max level at "Wife" level . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 07:14 PM (VjL9S)"

 

There is a Girlfriend expansion pack...but the monthly subscription fees are astronomical, and I've heard some versions come with a virus that can crash your system.  

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:24 PM (ZolUS)

60 I thought it good reviews?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 07:22 PM (LPRBM)


it got decent reviews, I thought it was okay as long as you didn't power level

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 03:25 PM (vJdyz)

61 Kingdoms of amalur hit the discount rack so i gave it a shot.this is a very fun game,big open world combat is an absolute blast and it looks cool. great time sink till some new big titles (elder scrolls online) come out

Posted by: rain of lead at April 28, 2013 03:29 PM (8swOE)

62 Lord, that Nigri girl is smokin'. The one at the bottom is . . . thick.

Posted by: wte9 at April 28, 2013 03:35 PM (6Tcdo)

63
just saw an ad for Iron Man 3

looks pointless and redundant

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 03:36 PM (KwX0v)

64 I'd say its about 9 hours or so to level 50 by yourself. It's more fun when you've someone to chat with. And they can boost you. If you want some of the legendary stuff, folks will duplicate them for you; I got a lot that way. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 28, 2013 07:19 PM (VjL9S) This was me dragging my feet on it. Only get to play maybe a good hour or two a week. Not counting all the times I thought it autosaved only to find out it didn't. Fun game or else i wouldn't have finished it. Last game was Fall Out 3- fun, but it got too tedious further on.

Posted by: RWC at April 28, 2013 03:37 PM (Wl/Ht)

65
for those of you who missed it earlier: I recommend The Last Stand starring Arnold.

It was a lot better than expected.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 28, 2013 03:38 PM (xIzGn)

66 51- The only games I'm looking forward to right now. Posted by: El Guapo at April 28, 2013 07:18 PM (tRXnV) ------ Ditto, cant wait.

Posted by: Saar at April 28, 2013 03:39 PM (ryT1J)

67 I was chatting here with someone, last week, about Candy Crush Saga. At that time I had been stuck on level 29 for about three weeks. Well, I took a break for a couple of days and, voila!, I got it. Then I blew through to level 34 and now I'm stuck on 35.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2013 03:41 PM (piMMO)

68 So as a non-gamer I like to look in and see if I can enlighten myself or something, nice eye candy

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 28, 2013 03:42 PM (HVff2)

69 32 The Dude,

It grows on you of course so does Cancer and some foot fungi...

it has potential but so do a lot of things

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

70

Scientists in Uruguay announced that they had genetically modified sheep such that the animals glow green in ultraviolet light.

 

http://tiny.cc/uty9vw

 

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 03:43 PM (ZolUS)

71

I like the Indian chicks boots..

 

Posted by: Guido at April 28, 2013 03:45 PM (NQq8e)

72 So, due to a strange set of circumstances, I am going to be participating in some Xbox gaming tomorrow.

I can't remember what game they said they were going to play, I don't think it was Halo, but it was a game I had heard of so it must be a very popular one.  Call of Duty?  Is that an Xbox game?

Anyway I have never even held an Xbox controller before, let alone play any of these games.  So I could use any tips or advice on how not to make a total fool out of myself before tomorrow.

(the last video console game I played was an SNES game, way back in the day)

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2013 03:45 PM (BBWjt)

73 wait, did I say boots?...you know what I meant

Posted by: Guido at April 28, 2013 03:45 PM (NQq8e)

74 Anyway I have never even held an Xbox controller before, let alone play any of these games. So I could use any tips or advice on how not to make a total fool out of myself before tomorrow. Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt) Watch youtube videos of people playing. There are probably even tutorials for the controller and the games.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2013 03:51 PM (qyfb5)

75 SOE just announced that they've signed Storybricks to collaborate with the development of EQNext. Also, at the upcoming SOE Live thing, they'll be revealing the next game in the EQ universe. It looks like development might actually be taking place...and after they'd trashed much of the work they'd already done to retool EQN, I was wondering if it would ever see the light of day. So in August, they'll reveal more about EQN....figure six to twelve months after that, and they'll start closed beta. Now I just have to figure out a way to secure me a beta invite.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 28, 2013 03:52 PM (eyJh9)

76

73 Anyway I have never even held an Xbox controller before, let alone play any of these games. So I could use any tips or advice on how not to make a total fool out of myself before tomorrow.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt)

======================

 

Bring a real weapon in case you start losing.

Posted by: Guido at April 28, 2013 03:52 PM (NQq8e)

77 Anyone else playing Sid Meier's game 'Civilization'? I have a love/hate obsession with this {expletive} code. It's impossible for the human player to win at any level higher than beginner+2, even when you cheat! I'm about ready to smash the disk to pieces (a second time, having done so once before, then buying another copy).

I hate this game! Can't stop playing it.Hate it! Hate..hate...hate...hate ...hate this {expletive} game. Hate it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 03:54 PM (piF/8)

78 I'd never really been into Pac-Man before but playing it on my android phone in my spare time, its amazing how after even hundreds or thousands of plays, it stays pretty damn hard.

Posted by: theNomad at April 28, 2013 03:54 PM (0aJqr)

79 Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 07:54 PM

Used to kill 8 hours at a pop winning an entire game on beginner, basically just through really high taxes and all the money going to science, didn't care if I ran a deficit. At the end of the game though I was always called like Nomad the Pathetic. Tried a harder level once and lost immediately and dreaded the thought of like creating tax collectors in cities to balance the books or whatever, it just seemed less fun than building an army. I think you have to almost spend more of your time fine-tuning city production and stuff, rather than exploring and warring and destroying wealth. Play it like a libertarian, see what happens haha.

Posted by: theNomad at April 28, 2013 03:58 PM (0aJqr)

80 Chemjeff, don't try to be fancy at first. just figure out the basics of the game and stick to that until you are comfortable

Posted by: rain of lead at April 28, 2013 04:01 PM (s7/t6)

81 heNomad at April 28, 2013 07:58 PM
I've tried all the strategies. Economic, diplomatic, military, science, the AI always does the exact counter strategy, and does it better. The damn game is actually a spreadsheet with a graphic UI making it look like you can win it, but you can't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 04:02 PM (piF/8)

82 and hell, it's a 360 controller so it's perfect ergonomics makes it self explanatory in how to hold it as long as you remember to use both sticks and forget the dpad

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 04:05 PM (vJdyz)

83 73 Anyway I have never even held an Xbox controller before, let alone play any of these games. So I could use any tips or advice on how not to make a total fool out of myself before tomorrow. Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt) I am assuming you're playing with others in person. However,if you're doing xBox Live The best tip I can give is mentally make 3 columns in your mind. Fill column A with deragatory names for homosexuals, column B is your etnic slurs, and column C can be anything as long as it has the F word in there. Step 2 - be prepared to be called a combination of A, B, and C by 12 year olds during your 'fun' gaming experience.

Posted by: RWC at April 28, 2013 04:07 PM (Wl/Ht)

84 @ 44 What is it with the big companies these days? Capcom seems to hate its fans. Square-Enix is on the ropes (I blame the merger with Enix after the failure of Spirits Within), Nintendo seems to want to destroy itself, and what the great bloody hell is up with Microsoft and their always-on requirement for their next console? ------------------------------- There's some speculation that FFIV's disasterous direction at launch was due to executive meddling. Fortunately, the new version that's due out later this year looks vastly improved. As for boobs... I discovered not too long ago that Aeriagames (a "free" mmorpg company) has brought over a Korean game under the name Scarlet Blade in which players can *only* create top heavy, half-naked female characters.

Posted by: junior at April 28, 2013 04:09 PM (nlPsL)

85 I discovered not too long ago that Aeriagames (a "free" mmorpg company) has brought over a Korean game under the name Scarlet Blade in which players can *only* create top heavy, half-naked female characters.

Posted by: junior at April 28, 2013 08:09 PM (nlPsL)


they don't only have to be half naked, the rare armor makes you fully nude

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2013 04:11 PM (vJdyz)

86 There's some speculation that FFIV's disasterous direction at launch --------------------- That should read FFXIV, obviously... >.<

Posted by: junior at April 28, 2013 04:13 PM (nlPsL)

87 Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 08:02 PM

I have no better advice to offer other than sometimes the best advice I find are in discussion forum search results. There are people out there who do pretty much anything more than you do, and they get together and they talk about it, and just through experience sometimes their advice is the best. On pretty much any topic. And you get the clarity of watching a few different people discuss something. Its almost like a really really intelligent inner monologue

Posted by: theNomad at April 28, 2013 04:13 PM (0aJqr)

88 mmogrinder had a wonderful April Fool's review on that game.

Oddly, it seems to be a competent game but for the crowd it (intentionally) attracted.

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2013 04:14 PM (hO9ad)

89 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 07:54 PM (piF/

The original Civilization?  I seem to recall a workable strategy being a science-first approach where you develop a few large cities, head quickly for the Republic form of government, and then head for railroads (which had a much greater effect than in later games) allowing you to dominate the other civilizations if you managed to establish a lead in technology.

Posted by: DKCZ at April 28, 2013 04:14 PM (9/bcB)

90 Well I could only find tutorials on how to use the controller for specific tasks, not how to use it generally.

Hopefully it will not be too challenging.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2013 04:15 PM (BBWjt)

91 < 83 Scarlet Blade


I've seen the background "wrapper"art for this game at gaming websites. Depending on browser type/setting/OS the graphic font below the character(s) is pretty raunchy.

meDIC with the "me" being off screen for mobiles.


Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2013 04:15 PM (h6XiD)

92 The kingdoms of amalur: reckoning

I thought it good reviews?


Posted by: soothsayer

It was ok, but it came out around the same time as Skyrim and got its ass handed to it. KoA was cartoonish (looks, story, and gameplay) by comparison, and the comparisons were too easy to make since they came out together. At least that's my feeling on it. Haven't bothered to finish it myself, played through Skyrim twice.

Civilization is fun at the 2nd or 3rd level of difficulty (where the PC manufacture speed is just a bit slower or equal), but the higher levels are just min-maxing and zerg rushing everything. Communism, fundamentalism, or straight-up fascism are the governments that work best at the higher difficulties (indicating the programmers are progessives). Democracy is near impossible. Republic can work at the low-middle difficulties, but you have to max every happiness and anti-corruption tech available to keep a constant 'we love the king' going. At higher difficulties you also have to be able to start a lot of 'let's you and him fight' wars going to keep the PC fighting itself.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 04:18 PM (jqHOY)

93 However,if you're doing xBox Live The best tip I can give is mentally make 3 columns in your mind. Fill column A with deragatory names for homosexuals, column B is your etnic slurs, and column C can be anything as long as it has the F word in there.

Step 2 - be prepared to be called a combination of A, B, and C by 12 year olds during your 'fun' gaming experience.

Posted by: RWC at April 28, 2013 08:07 PM (Wl/Ht)

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OK, I can't stop laughing about this, but if he posts here RWC.. shouldn't those columns already be built out?

Posted by: Guido at April 28, 2013 04:18 PM (NQq8e)

94 At that time I had been stuck on level 29 for about three weeks. Well, I took a break for a couple of days and, voila!, I got it. Then I blew through to level 34 and now I'm stuck on 35. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2013 07:41 PM (piMMO) 57 here. The 30's were a pain in the butt.

Posted by: RWC at April 28, 2013 04:18 PM (Wl/Ht)

95 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs?   Or have they already? Mabye Anna Puma knows. 

Posted by: EC at April 28, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb)


This advertisement came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbcMI0FjlBg

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2013 04:20 PM (kLZ5n)

96 Civilization was beatable even on more difficult settings through IV. My most successful strat in CivIV was to make war early. Knock your neighboring opponents down to size sooner rather than later. Make peace, extract tribute...in the form of techs, build up, attack the next. Dominate your continent, and eventually kill off your neighbors before going after the bigger fish.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 28, 2013 04:21 PM (eyJh9)

97 I've seen the background "wrapper"art for this game at gaming websites. Depending on browser type/setting/OS the graphic font below the character(s) is pretty raunchy. --------------------------- Ironically, the game with the most overtly raunchy/risqué banner ads (I.e. Click here for orgy!) is Wartune, which to the best of my knowledge is a largely bland empire building game.

Posted by: junior at April 28, 2013 04:22 PM (nlPsL)

98 PS3 controller > XBOX.
But Kinnect > Move. So it's a wash.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 04:25 PM (jqHOY)

99 Chemjeff: This is for Call of Duty but shows all the buttons: http://youtu.be/jJ-N2av-8is

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2013 04:26 PM (qyfb5)

100 Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 08:25 PM (jqHOY) Nope, crap triggers and non-offset sticks suck

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 04:27 PM (vJdyz)

101 Chemjeff....each game has their controls set differently on the game pad. you just have to jump in, figure out what does what and have fun. promise, it's not that hard. don't ovethink it

Posted by: rain of lead at April 28, 2013 04:29 PM (s7/t6)

102 Kingdoms of amalur reckoning was a critical success it wasn't a financial one though. And when you're using names like R. A. Salvatore for creating the lore and Todd macfarlane for the artwork not being a financial success is not very good

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2013 04:29 PM (f1mFH)

103 Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2013 08:29 PM (f1mFH) T be fair, you wouldn't have known if they didn't announce it before release. At least I couldn't pick out their touches compared to random fantasy cliches

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 04:31 PM (vJdyz)

104 Koa is no skyrim but (to me anyway) it is turning out to be one hell of.a fun game. and that is what gaming is about...do you have fun

Posted by: rain of lead at April 28, 2013 04:35 PM (s7/t6)

105 @95 Sticky Wicket

My problem is I make mistakes, and get obsessive over 'a thing' and stay on that track too long. And you have to be ruthless.

Science isn't sufficient to counter numbers and fanaticism. Diplomacy only helps in certain situations, and late in the game 'they spy on you', or you have to sabotage the other civs somehow. If you try to dominate with too much aggression the other civs team up against you. You have to balance all the elements perfectly, and there is no way to recover from a mistake. Then throw in a bit of randomness in combat resolution, and the human player is screwed, and always gets screwed at exactly the worst possible moment.

Frustrating, and depressing, and it takes all the fun out of winning.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 28, 2013 04:37 PM (piF/8)

106 I'm watching the Angry Joe rant about the clusterfuck that is "Star Trek: The Video Game."  This is why I wait until games are ~$5-$10 on Steam before buying them.  Also, because I'm cheap.  But, mostly because I'm cheap.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 28, 2013 04:37 PM (7xeJQ)

107

Posted by: Icedog at April 28, 2013 07:43 PM (ZolUS)

 

*Yawn*

I've held the mice in my hand that do that (GFP/b6 mice).

 

That's entry level genetic engineering.  The only reason they haven't done it to sheep yet is because it's a) useless and b) expensive (but not hard.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 04:39 PM (GaqMa)

108 T be fair, you wouldn't have known if they didn't announce it before release. At least I couldn't pick out their touches compared to random fantasy cliches Well a lot of their touches likely are the sources of those random fantasy cliches.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2013 04:40 PM (ORMKr)

109 Guide to Understanding the Introvert - hat tip to Gushka
http://lolchamp.com/guide-to-understanding-the-introverted

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 04:42 PM (CAHhA)

110

First off,

Anyone wanna do a live chat thing for the Xbox reveal? I'm taking off work that day (and by that I mean, I work 20 hours a week, and it's my second to last week of work before the contract goes "poof" so fuck 'em, I'll choose my day off and it'll be Xbox reveal day.

 

Secondly @chemjeff,

If you can tell us what game it'll help.  I don't do CoD, but Halo is pretty straight forward.  Grab a decent weapon, point then just hold down the right trigger.

Occasionally pull the left trigger to throw a grenade.

If you can get in a vehicle do so and then just ride around randomly.

Also, randomly jump, a lot. (it stops any snipers from aiming at your head.)

You won't score big points but it'll keep people confused long enough that you may not come in last.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 04:42 PM (GaqMa)

111 Dude, you mentioned in a thread yesterday or the day before about Steam having a sale during the summer-could you elaborate on that?

I don't much like the idea of steam, but bought a cheap digital copy of galactic civ 2 which had to be activated through it, so I have it installed, but am not terribly familiar with the ins and outs of it yet.

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2013 04:43 PM (hO9ad)

112 Guide to Understanding the Introvert - hat tip to Gushka
http://lolchamp.com/guide-to-understanding-the-introverted

tl:dr
leave me alone

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2013 04:43 PM (hO9ad)

113 Any of you gaming sorts ever have to deal with replacing mouse feet?   Have a G5 whose feet have been completely worn off.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2013 04:43 PM (kLZ5n)

114 More stuff from Killer is Dead with lots of photos of Jessica Nigri and the other two cosplayers.

http://www.4gamer.net/games/154/G015406/20130422070/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 04:47 PM (CAHhA)

115 110 Dude, you mentioned in a thread yesterday or the day before about Steam having a sale during the summer-could you elaborate on that?

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2013 08:43 PM (hO9ad)


During summer, around June/July, Steam does a sale on most of their catalog.   50~75% off various titles.  $5 for Portal 1/2, L4D 1/2, that sort of thing.  

If you're willing to wait, you can see some major titles that were $60 last year going for $10-20 in the next year's steam sale.  

Their sales haven't been as good lately, but their competitors (Amazon, GoG, Green Man Gaming) generally do a sale around the same time as well, and there's been a few good deals there.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2013 04:48 PM (kLZ5n)

116 What are you griping about EC?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 04:49 PM (CAHhA)

117 Had a blast in Iceland! I fly back to the States tomorrow! Will have pics. Blue Lagoon tomorrow!

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 04:50 PM (JuZTv)

118 Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2013 08:43 PM (hO9ad) Typically Steam has a sale around July 4th where almost every game is on sale and the have daily deals which are bigger discounts than the normal sale price. Buy the daily deals and then buy what you want on the last day

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 04:51 PM (vJdyz)

119 > 48 23 12 Why don't they just make a game about playing with boobs? It's called "Real Life" ======= Yeah, but you max level at "Wife" level . . . . Posted by: RoyalOil Then it's time for the grinding.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 28, 2013 04:51 PM (vHxiM)

120 Oh the Oculus Rift stuff was AMAZEBALLS!!! Jaw on the floor amazing!

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 04:52 PM (JuZTv)

121

Had a blast in Iceland! I fly back to the States tomorrow! Will have pics. Blue Lagoon tomorrow!

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 08:50 PM (JuZTv)

 

Man why do I never get to do fun stuff.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 04:52 PM (GaqMa)

122 So does Zakn lead a Moron Horde on EVE?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 04:53 PM (CAHhA)

123 Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 08:52 PM (JuZTv) Trailer gave me a boner, need a write up

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 04:54 PM (vJdyz)

124 Which trailer? :p

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 04:55 PM (JuZTv)

125 @104 That's what I mean when I say the game is only fun in the middle-low difficulties. Sure you can theoretically win a peaceful democracy match at the highest difficulty but it sucks ass to do it. There's a site like CivForums or something where people post logs of winning impossible matches. It's amazing to see, but I can't see the fun in doing it.

And The Dude, offset sticks as a FEATURE? Really?  It's awkward, and asymmetrical. Like a chick with one fake boob. Logitec makes XBOX style controllers for PS3, my friend had one, and it was the worst thing ever. The d-pad was more easy to use than the stick and that's backwards.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 04:55 PM (jqHOY)

126 This trailer gave me wood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZPCiqBLPM8 The Eve Keynote was amazing too

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 04:57 PM (JuZTv)

127 Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at April 28, 2013 08:55 PM (jqHOY) Easier for me to raise my thumb to hit the buttons, hand doesn't cramp up as bad and I don't accidentally hit the face buttons on accident if I need to do swooping movements with the stick

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 04:57 PM (vJdyz)

128 Plus my thumbs don't tend to touch each other which is an odd feeling to me

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 05:01 PM (vJdyz)

129 Easier for me to raise my thumb to hit the buttons, hand doesn't cramp up as bad and I don't accidentally hit the face buttons on accident if I need to do swooping movements with the stick

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)

 

 

I've always felt with regards to stick based controllers in this generation there's a bit of an anchor effect.

I like the xbox controller, I never got used to the PS2 one (I haven't actually touched a PS3, heh.  Not because I'm avoiding it, but because I don't know anyone who shelled out for it.)

But I primarily started playing games this generation on the xbox.

Xbox's "Duke" controller was a mess, but I like the S-controller (the now ubiquitous model as the duke was hardly made past the first round of Xboxes.)  Offset sticks work well IMHO with triggers and for someone like me with piss pour hand eye coordination, it allows me to better separate my movements (don't ask, I've got weird coordination problems.)  Plus my thumbs don't bump each other .

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 05:02 PM (GaqMa)

130 But then again, I loved The Duke controller outside of the black and white buttons being too stiff

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 05:02 PM (vJdyz)

131

Plus my thumbs don't tend to touch each other which is an odd feeling to me

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 09:01 PM (vJdyz)

 

 

 

I swear I did not read this prior to posting my comment .

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 05:02 PM (GaqMa)

132 Anna, I do not run a Moron corp in Eve. I have a channel For us, and in that channel are Morons that do all kinds of stuff. Some of us are in a Nullsec Corp, others do wormholes, others Faction Warfare etx. It's a nice place to hang out and ask things. It's AoSHQ

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 05:04 PM (JuZTv)

133 Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 09:02 PM (GaqMa) Lol it really is an odd feeling that at least breaks my concentration

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 05:04 PM (vJdyz)

134 At least to me*

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 05:05 PM (vJdyz)

135 Thanks for the answer Zakn.

Watching on BBCA a Tom Baker episode of Doctor Who where he has to deal with a guy in a fez who controls a killer robot wrapped like a mummy.  And we have Sarah! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 05:06 PM (CAHhA)

136 Lol it really is an odd feeling that at least breaks my concentration

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 09:04 PM (vJdyz

 

 

It messes up my coordination.  Dunno why but sometimes I get confused when I'm playing video games.  I think it's because my hand eye coordination is kinda bad but when you remove completely separate actions from the body it gets even worse (I also had problems doing magniscope work in the lab.)

 

So when my thumbs hit, it does just drive me nuts.  I start confusing myself as to what I was trying to do.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 05:07 PM (GaqMa)

137 Kesper's write up about the Eve OR thing http://themittani.com/news/fanfest-dogfighting-eve-oculus-rift

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 05:07 PM (JuZTv)

138 Angry Joe gives great rant.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2013 05:08 PM (QTHTd)

139 so the New Star trek FPS is everything I thought it would be...

"good to know"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 28, 2013 05:13 PM (LRFds)

140

Peace out fellow gamers!

 

Zakn, Dude, let me know if you guys want anything when it comes time for Xbox release stuff for the thread.

I watch it live...eh, you probably will to anyway.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 28, 2013 05:15 PM (GaqMa)

141 Star Trek? Watching Star Trek IV right now. Back to it.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2013 05:16 PM (M3APu)

142 Need to set up a chat room for the Xbox presser but I haven't set one up in over 15 years

Posted by: The dude at April 28, 2013 05:17 PM (vJdyz)

143 Thanks for the answer Zakn. Watching on BBCA a Tom Baker episode of Doctor Who where he has to deal with a guy in a fez who controls a killer robot wrapped like a mummy. And we have Sarah! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 28, 2013 09:06 PM (CAHhA) The special didn't even mention Romana... either of them.

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at April 28, 2013 05:21 PM (Vk2pI)

144 125 This trailer gave me wood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZPCiqBLPM8  The Eve Keynote was amazing too 

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 08:57 PM (JuZTv)



Cool trailer, but I don't see why anyone should fear a nub pilot who warps into combat right after respawning, gets destroyed, and respawns again.  That's just target practice. = P

Have always enjoyed the concept of armada vs. armada space combat, (I blame Star Wars) but was disappointed to find that's nonsensical with RL physics.  

It would be interesting to see a game attempt to tackle "realistic" space combat.   BVR, would end up more like a sniper duel instead of the 1800s-esque ship-of-the-line broadsides that we see in most cinematics.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2013 05:23 PM (kLZ5n)

145 Dude, if this is how the Star Trek people are handling their game - releasing buggy shit, not giving it to reviewers, getting developers and PR games to deliver user reviews it gives me no confidence, not even in the game, but in the upcoming movie as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2013 05:26 PM (QTHTd)

146 I went outside to plant roses and prune and weed,etc. Thank you all for your prayers for my brother Paul. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at April 28, 2013 05:26 PM (z4WKX)

147 CM that's not how Eve combat works. If say a Super Cap fight happens to close to one sides "home" system, there will be "unlimited" Dictors. The fight in Asakai was only limited because Goons bought up every Hic available in Jita for the duration of the fight.

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 05:29 PM (JuZTv)

148 146 CM that's not how Eve combat works. If say a Super Cap fight happens to close to one sides "home" system, there will be "unlimited" Dictors. The fight in Asakai was only limited because Goons bought up every Hic available in Jita for the duration of the fight. 

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 09:29 PM (JuZTv)



That's not how Eve space combat works, but I'm responding to what the (cool) trailer you linked portrayed.  

If space ships are within visual range of each other, it's unrealistic.  (not that Eve needs to be realistic; just an observation)   It'd be like if opposing aircraft carriers lined up next to each other before launching their aircraft to fight.   It's already ridiculous in the context of naval warfare - it is utterly ridiculous in space - but Rule of Cool and all that.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 28, 2013 05:36 PM (kLZ5n)

149 in today's NYPost from an abortion clinic in the Bronx The Bronx clinic hasn’t been accused of any such wrongdoing. But as Rose puts it, “People need to understand what a late-term abortion is.” Aborting a fetus at 23 weeks in Pennsylvania or New York is perfectly legal, no matter how awful the details. And the details can be as horrific as what happened as Gosnell’s clinic. After the pregnant woman pressed the employee at the Bronx establishment, “If it’s twitching or breathing or something, like whatever showing signs of life or something, I’m not gonna have to, they’re not gonna be like you have to take this home like,” the employee replied, “No! No!” The employee also advised the pregnant woman to murder her child should the infant unexpectedly be born at home. “I don’t want to like go into labor at home,” the pregnant woman said. “Like what if it like pops out, like, at home?” “If it comes out then it comes out. Flush it!” said the employee. Should the child be born on the floor? “We’ll tell you to put it in a bag or something and bring it to us,” the employee advised.

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2013 05:37 PM (nH8jP)

150 Yea man no problem. Here lemme link you a vid. So this is a Gents fight (many Morons in Gents) supported by Goons in Tengu fleet vs Enemy Battleship fleet. Gents were in nimble Tier3 Battlecruisers (nimble but with Battleship arms) http://youtu.be/O2nwYnf67_E It's zoomed out

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2013 05:42 PM (JuZTv)

151 I loved the original Xbox controller. The attacks on it made me feel like a man among children with little child hands.

Posted by: epobirs at April 28, 2013 06:15 PM (kcfmt)

152 Wish I'd found this earlier... Nintendo WILL be at E3, they just aren't doing a big presentation but are doing the ones marketed at the real business (the retailer-only presentations, the games roll out) instead of the bloated unveil crap. Imagine how bad people would mock them for a second debute. By the way, for a product that supposedly failed the Wii U sold 400,000 units this year (as in post-Christmas), that's pretty solid stuff six months after debute. Next, I can say that Lego City Undercover (wii exclusive) is the best nonsports game ive played in years. Like Grand Theft Auto without the guilt! It's beautiful, fun, funny, and addictive. It's also the first game to really incorporate the controller well... Can't wait until all future in game chat is done Skype style on that gamepad!

Posted by: Rory at April 28, 2013 08:23 PM (7rd2m)

153 First of all, the word is debut.

Second, having a big press event at E3 (and CES before that) is not reserved for launching a new machine. Not having a press event is a tacit admission that they have a very weak lineup for the rest of this year.

And 400,000 units of a newly launched system over four months? Not impressive at all weighed against the history of the industry. When the SNES launched they had the unprecedented situation of trucks being hijacked. This was unheard of because the games were far more effective as objects of theft than the machines. For the same bulk and weight as the console that sold for $200, you could steal a dozen games with a MSRP four or five times greater.

It was several months before are any store had an SNES stay on the shelf for more than a couple days. The Wii U began languishing before Xmas had even passed.

And the big update that was supposed to make the system so  much more usable? Ran it last night and it still sucks horribly. The new features are all well and good but everything is so painfully slow I'm hard put to give a damn.

Nintendo may fix the Wii U someday, if they hire some decent systems programmers. But I really regret having bought the thing so early instead of giving it a year for a lot of software updates and a price cut. They would have been better off selling the Wii for $99 (they wouldn't lose money at that price) and leaving the Wii U for a Spring launch with some serious effort put into getting the system code running at a reasonable speed.

Posted by: epobirs at April 28, 2013 09:37 PM (kcfmt)

154 I admit that I haven't read one single line of this thread. The reason that I haven't bothered to do that is because in the past I have read every single line in this post, every week since it began,  and there is a severe lack of coverage of PC games. You handheld boys should all just go stick those weird controllers right up your noses. If there's no WSAD, it just ain't real! Goodbye! I have tried to be supportive of the gaming thread, but you guys are screwed up with your little TV attached  machines, etc. girls.  

Posted by: and irresolute at April 28, 2013 10:09 PM (DBH1h)

155 Oh, I almost forgot! Tell that girl to show us her ... starts with a T, ends with an S!

Posted by: and irresolute at April 28, 2013 10:13 PM (DBH1h)

156 Could be tootsies, but probably not.

Posted by: and irresolute at April 28, 2013 10:15 PM (DBH1h)

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