November 29, 2013

General Electric starts 3D printing jet engine parts
— Purple Avenger

This seems like a big effing deal

...on the hunt for ways to build more than 85,000 fuel nozzles for its new Leap jet engines, is making a big investment in 3D printing. Usually the nozzles are assembled from 20 different parts. Also known as additive manufacturing, 3D printing can create the units in one metal piece, through a successive layering of materials. The process is more efficient and can be used to create designs that canÂ’t be made using traditional techniques, GE says. The finished product is stronger and lighter than those made on the assembly line...

Tangentially related...

Boeing plans to spend $27B over 30 years on producing titanium airplane parts in Russia.
...The parts produced by UBM are finish-machined by Boeing at its Gresham, Ore., plant.

Just over a year ago Boeing said it expects to has budgeted $27 billion for Russian-sourced titanium, aerospace design-engineering services, and other services and materials over the coming 30 years...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 03:02 PM | Comments (372)
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1 No big deal! Pshaw! One of the contestants on Project Runway used a 3-d printer to create accessories for his runway line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 03:05 PM (DmNpO)

2 Jobs saved or created.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2013 03:07 PM (IEbb0)

3 Science!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 03:08 PM (UAMVq)

4 If there's one thing Russia has a lot of it's Titanium.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 03:08 PM (a+Dyd)

5 That's a big effin' printer.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 03:08 PM (X/4E9)

6 Russia's airline Aeroflot doesn't have such a good track record. They tend to get all crashy.   Hope this production is separate and apart from their production.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2013 03:08 PM (4NxKJ)

7 Oh I can't wait to read Horde wit on making parts in Russia instead of here. 

Posted by: PaleRider at November 29, 2013 03:09 PM (m+nIW)

8 Russian airplanes. Aren't those the ones that keep on crashing?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 03:09 PM (ZyZIo)

9 3D  Printers are the new ATMs.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 29, 2013 03:09 PM (a+Dyd)

10 We outsourced all of our production to Russia, years ago.

Posted by: Herbert Deever at November 29, 2013 03:11 PM (a+Dyd)

11 "Boeing plans to spend $27B over 30 years on producing titanium airplane parts in Russia." Good. Better Christian Russia than Communist China. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 29, 2013 03:11 PM (M8OWQ)

12 Next they'll start 3D printing parts for windmills and solar panels. They still won't be economically viable, but it'll be cool, right?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2013 03:12 PM (BeFHp)

13 Obligatory "fuck GE for being in bed with SCOAMF"


Now that that's out of the way...kind of interesting.  I wonder who makes the fuel nozzles my software controls...I'll have to poke around the intranet on Monday.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 03:14 PM (hO8IJ)

14 I shudder to think what will happen when they discover they can print their own douchebag liberals via 3D...

/oh wait. Liberals don't like science or jobs. More 3d guns and gold for our  side, yay!

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2013 03:14 PM (25HWz)

15 Shame on Boeing. Russia is becoming more and more dangerous.

Posted by: The commenting software at November 29, 2013 03:15 PM (kkbgQ)

16 shibumi at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM

On the bright side, by the time they learn to print Chrissy Matthews they'll have already mastered 3D printed alcohol and nobody here will care anymore.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2013 03:17 PM (BeFHp)

17 Yes, won't it be nice when TFG has no power and Russia can be the world's super power and we are relegated to a third world shit hole.  Can't wait.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2013 03:18 PM (IEbb0)

18 Interesting tidbit about the cold war: The only known source of titanium during the cold war was the USSR. The Air Force needed titanium to build the SR-71, so, the CIA set up a bunch of dummy companies to hide the US purchase of titanium for a top secret program. Skunkworks forever! (and I certainly won't take it hard if I wind up corrected. I'm sure I'll get over it within a matter of years)

Posted by: Blake at November 29, 2013 03:20 PM (M1cQU)

19 Can't wait.
¿Qué?

Posted by: josé at November 29, 2013 03:22 PM (ZyZIo)

20 Not to fear Chuck Schumer is standing astride progress yelling stop!

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 03:23 PM (9jfyN)

21 Interesting choice on the part of Boeing. Surely they're aware of how screwed they'll be if things go squirrely with Russia. How much cheaper can it be to make parts there and ship them than make the parts here after shipping the raw material? I get that there's a labor difference, probably taxes, no Obamacare...but don't 3D printers run themselves? You want one or two smart guys and a few warm bodies to get coffee for the smart guys. Right?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 03:25 PM (Fa3Hi)

22 GE agitated and bribed away our ability to purchase new 100 watt light bulbs. I hope they fail and that each of the people involved wind up in the dark and covered with mercury.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2013 03:25 PM (BXo5H)

23 In Soviet Russia, airplane manufactures YOU.

Posted by: wooga at November 29, 2013 03:26 PM (08XaD)

24 In Russia, machine prints out YOU

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2013 03:27 PM (aTXUx)

25 Oh I can't wait to read Horde wit on making parts in Russia instead of here.

From Russia With Lathe

Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2013 03:27 PM (hO9ad)

26 21 TexasDan, It is not a miniscule amount, and like all SCOAMF's backers they exempt themselves from the paradise they're building.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 03:28 PM (9jfyN)

27 You want to build jet engine parts with a 3-d printer?

I want to buy that printer.

You know how we think we are being oppressed by Ogabe?

Imagine thousands of Chinese businessmen "printing" rifles.


Posted by: Jimbo at November 29, 2013 03:29 PM (V70Uh)

28 Oh, great. I feel nervous getting onto an Airbus now I'll get jitters about Boeing as well. No wonder people hate flying, tweeting Élan notwithstanding.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2013 03:29 PM (UW/PH)

29 Okay, so FYNQ seems to have just had a lightbulb go on inside his noggin. Previous knowledge of 3D printing consisted of nothing but snarky comments, as the concept seemed ridiculous and impossible. Now, this article seems to have awakened my brain. Somebody want to put me some knowledge about how this actually works?

Posted by: FYNQ at November 29, 2013 03:30 PM (1X3i+)

30 OT: "Liberal" Sweden allows pedophile to adopt a child http://tinyurl.com/nmsxosn

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2013 03:30 PM (Vk2pI)

31 Wouldn't 3D printed parts have the same durability as investment cast parts? In which case, if the originals were forged or milled, isn't this a tad bit dangerous for something as critical as jet engine components? I know the article claims that the parts are lighter and stronger, but I have doubts.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 29, 2013 03:30 PM (KCvsd)

32 26 sven10077 I'm sure it's a hefty savings, but somebody had to consider the geopolitical downside, which had to include "total loss" and decide it was worth it. I guess if your ROI is shorter than Putin's lifespan, you decide the world is stable enough.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 03:31 PM (Fa3Hi)

33 Derp! I demand a living wage!

Posted by: Sven Herpaderpstrom, Federated Buttonpushers of America, Local 9273 at November 29, 2013 03:32 PM (KNsty)

34 31,

Isn't everything cast?  milling is for precision.


Forging?  what are you making swords? 


Posted by: Jimbo at November 29, 2013 03:33 PM (V70Uh)

35 30 OT: "Liberal" Sweden allows pedophile to adopt a child http://tinyurl.com/nmsxosn Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (Vk2pI) What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 03:33 PM (UAMVq)

36 Having dealt with what the Russians call "quality control". expect an Obama likes peach after any crashes.

Posted by: the huckster at November 29, 2013 03:34 PM (vCVhg)

37 32 TexasDan, I must have missed where GE gives a shit about US geopolitical power. Scoamf's buddies are voting with their feet.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 03:34 PM (9jfyN)

38
Somebody want to put me some knowledge about how this actually works?

Posted by: FYNQ at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (1X3i+)


It's a series of tubes, or something.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 29, 2013 03:34 PM (2vl2+)

39 31 Wouldn't 3D printed parts have the same durability as investment cast parts? In which case, if the originals were forged or milled, isn't this a tad bit dangerous for something as critical as jet engine components? I know the article claims that the parts are lighter and stronger, but I have doubts. I thought the 3D metal printed stuff was brittle crap too, but they must have fixed that. Do they heat treat it somehow afterward to get it to behave? Stronger and lighter and cheaper is a pretty magically sweet deal. But the article says output on these machines will have to improve to actually work economically.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 03:35 PM (Fa3Hi)

40 I believe SpaceX or some other rocket designer is looking to build their future engines with 3D printing as well.

Posted by: ChrisValentine at November 29, 2013 03:35 PM (42vqa)

41 Hope the r&d figured out the life span of those parts. Oh never mind GE is in bed with TFG.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2013 03:35 PM (HVff2)

42 The rocket engines on the newest version of the Atlas heavy lift booster are a Russian design. The Russians are not lacking in brains, but their manufacturing base has always been a little backward. Russian planes were not necessarily badly designed, but their consistency of manufacturing had a lot to be desired. A lot of material failures were never caught, except when they crashed.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 29, 2013 03:35 PM (v6hyJ)

43 Dam autocorrect is crap Posting from a relatives Ipad

Posted by: the huckster at November 29, 2013 03:36 PM (vCVhg)

44 Next they'll start 3D printing parts for windmills and solar panels. They still won't be economically viable, but it'll be cool, right? Except in Philly, where it will require a Type 7 FFL.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 29, 2013 03:37 PM (XFTOV)

45 I know the article claims that the parts are lighter and stronger, but I have doubts.

The more durable claim may come from fewer machined interface points compared to traditional 20 piece assembly the 3D part would replace.

Wherever a cutter tools a surface, its going to produce micro fractures as material is torn away.  When those micro fractures grow enough for air to get inside the cracks, oxidization commences, and the fracture process leading to failure accelerates.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 29, 2013 03:38 PM (Xlbr8)

46 I believe SpaceX or some other rocket designer is looking to build their future engines with 3D printing as well. Posted by: ChrisValentine There has been a lot of engineering study being put into building a modern version of the Rocketdyne F-1 engines that powered the first stage of the Saturn V. The plan is to make a lot of the critically machined parts with 3-D printing. If people would be able to recall, a lot of the precision machined parts had to be discarded because they had "flaws". The idea behind the "3-D Printing" is to make the parts better and cheaper than conventional CAD/CAM machining.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 29, 2013 03:38 PM (v6hyJ)

47 I'm guessing like this, FYNQ:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GI9Bw48liY

There are other videos linked in the sidebar.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 03:39 PM (ZyZIo)

48 32 TexasDan, I must have missed where GE gives a shit about US geopolitical power. Scoamf's buddies are voting with their feet. Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (9jfyN) Right. But presumably they care about their own asses. Somebody remind me how to create italics again, please?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 03:41 PM (Fa3Hi)

49 Obama might like Peaches, the huckster, but our Peaches don't like Obama!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 03:42 PM (ZyZIo)

50 [ i ] and always(!!!) [ /i ] without the spaces

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 03:43 PM (ZyZIo)

51 39 Heat treating and Hipping will give wrought stregths and full density on many metals with 3D printing

Posted by: the hickster at November 29, 2013 03:43 PM (vCVhg)

52 Somebody remind me how to create italics again, please?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (Fa3Hi)

_____________________

Well.... When a Mommy Italic and a Daddy Italic do a special hug.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 03:43 PM (jucos)

53 <i>stuff</i>

That's standard HTML, but for blog commenting, replace the angle brackets with the square ones to the right of the P key on a QWERTY.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 29, 2013 03:43 PM (Xlbr8)

54 Somebody remind me how to create italics again, please? Open square bracket the letter "i" close square bracket text to be italicized Open square bracket the forward slash symbol "/" the letter "i" close square bracket

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 29, 2013 03:44 PM (XFTOV)

55 Liberals hate 3D printing.

Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2013 03:44 PM (bMeMt)

56 Beware the Italican invaders! Peruvia's shores shall never fall!!!1!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2013 03:44 PM (BeFHp)

57 Somebody remind me how to create italics again, please?Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (Fa3Hi) First, you get a bunch of Sabine womenÂ…

Posted by: Romulus at November 29, 2013 03:45 PM (Vk2pI)

58 Forgetting the Open square bracket the forward slash symbol "/" the letter "i" close square bracket earns you a trip to the barrel. Which you don't want to experience.

Posted by: Fox 2! at November 29, 2013 03:46 PM (XFTOV)

59 Hipping http://www.pressuretechnology.com

Posted by: the hickster at November 29, 2013 03:46 PM (vCVhg)

60 Fuckin' Italicans

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 03:46 PM (jucos)

61 At this point I'd rather do business with the Russians than Washington.

Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2013 03:46 PM (bMeMt)

62 Somebody want to put me some knowledge about how this actually works? Posted by: FYNQ at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (1X3i+) It's a series of tubes, or something. Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (2vl2+) Nah. Its some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2013 03:46 PM (c2oll)

63 Nah. Its some variety of weasel. When they can 3d print weasels, we'll know the technology has truly arrived.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 03:49 PM (UAMVq)

64 48 TexasDan at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (Fa3Hi)

[ i ] [ /i ] close the brackets....

"their own asses" they are naive enough to believe America's security "just happens"...

I may not like how much waste we're engaged in, but I know how thin the veneer of safety and civilization is.

They don't.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 03:49 PM (9jfyN)

65 "at its Gresham, Ore., plant." Not for long.

Posted by: The Great State of South Carolina at November 29, 2013 03:51 PM (TTKzZ)

66 Isn't 'hipping' like 'twerking'?

Posted by: joey biden at November 29, 2013 03:52 PM (ZyZIo)

67 #18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanium

Look in the 'Occurrence' section.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 03:53 PM (bPxS6)

68 I love the background music in industrial videos. Thanks for the link, huckster.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 03:53 PM (ZyZIo)

69 40 I believe SpaceX or some other rocket designer is looking to build their future engines with 3D printing as well. Posted by: ChrisValentine at November 29, 2013 07:35 PM (42vqa) I've read that they're already making some of their parts with 3D printing. I don't know which ones, or whether they're engine parts or some other parts of the rocket. It's important to realize that 3D printing is still in its infancy. Think of the quality of laser printers in the 1980s compared to today. I do believe that it will revolutionize manufacturing of all kinds. It may turn out that 3D printing may not be suitable for every kind of part, and some may still need to be manufactured by traditional methods.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2013 03:56 PM (sdi6R)

70 3D printing is going to make the Star Trek replicators. Gene Roddenberry is the anti Terminator, sent from the future to ensure that it happens.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 03:57 PM (4+AaH)

71 I will never support 3D printing. No way I'm wearing those goofy glasses to read the newspaper.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 29, 2013 03:57 PM (ZshNr)

72 many thanks, y'all.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2013 03:57 PM (Fa3Hi)

73 I can't wait until these printers become as common as laptop computers.

I'm gonna build some crazy Rube-Goldberg machines.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 03:59 PM (caCiW)

74 It's Science!

Posted by: Powdered Metal at November 29, 2013 04:01 PM (EslZV)

75 I would build a '55 Buick Roadmaster Convertible. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 04:02 PM (jucos)

76 b = bold
s = strike-through
u = underline
And those are all that are allowed, comrade.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 04:03 PM (ZyZIo)

77 Except food replicators... they'll be reprocessing shit into food ad infinitum.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 04:04 PM (ZyZIo)

78 Don't worry, Bill and Melinda Gates are at the forefront of materials science. They've heavily invested in technology like this to produce lighter, thinner condoms made of graphene. Condoms that will allow for more sensation. Maybe the problem isn't current fucksleeve technology, Bill. Maybe it's that you've been married for a couple of decades and you still use condoms to bang your wife. Maybe you should try birth control pills, or an IUD.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 04:04 PM (JDIKC)

79 Hahaha EoJ.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 04:07 PM (RZ8pf)

80 77 Except food replicators... they'll be reprocessing shit into food ad infinitum. Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2013 08:04 PM (ZyZIo) Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and OK for you.

Posted by: Service Bot at November 29, 2013 04:07 PM (UAMVq)

81 77 Except food replicators... they'll be reprocessing shit into food ad infinitum. Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2013 08:04 PM (ZyZIo) Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and OK for you. Posted by: Service Bot at November 29, 2013 08:07 PM (UAMVq) Hot Fun provided to you from friend computer (unless you are a Commie, mutant, or a member of a secret society).

Posted by: Your Friend the Computer at November 29, 2013 04:09 PM (Vk2pI)

82 10-Day Temperature Outlook for the Conterminous U.S. Global warming caused the very cool US summer, and the very cold US winter. It makes everything more extreme, but where is the warming ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2013 04:09 PM (e8kgV)

83 82 Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2013 08:09 PM (e8kgV)

It's on Vacation in the Bottom of the Ocean!

//Mike Mann...

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:10 PM (9jfyN)

84 Service Bot at November 29, 2013 08:07 PM

By recycled you mean "made of people right"? Al Gore thinks eating people would be great for the environment.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2013 04:10 PM (BeFHp)

85 It makes everything more extreme, but where is the warming ?
In Piltdown Mann's pants.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 04:10 PM (ZyZIo)

86 I may have sold this tech to make fucksleeves better. But what I really want is a better full latex body suit.

Posted by: Bill gates at November 29, 2013 04:11 PM (vCVhg)

87
Looks like someone barfed skittles at a pumpkin chuckin contest on Fox Sports 1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (caCiW)

88 Just what I want, flying American airplanes based on Aeroflot technology and quality control.  Wonder if the cafeteria at the 3D plant will have Valu-Rite vodka dispensers?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (XdnQT)

89 if i were a Boeing employee, 'd be calling for a strike over this...

%-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (q+fqH)

90 86 I may have sold this tech to make fucksleeves better. But what I really want is a better full latex body suit. Posted by: Bill gates at November 29, 2013 08:11 PM (vCVhg) Been there, done that.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (UAMVq)

91 Maybe the problem isn't current fucksleeve technology, Bill. Maybe it's that you've been married for a couple of decades and you still use condoms to bang your wife. Maybe you should try birth control pills, or an IUD. ** I went on a rant about this project a couple of weeks ago. They presume that better condoms will relieve poverty. Because, ya know, the sight of your shriveled little child dying a slow painful death from starvation isn't a boner-killer soooo CONDOMS! Yes! Condoms! that will stop poverty in its tracks. I'm sure the folks in Africa swatting flies away have just been DYING for this technology. Seriously, it's their money, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it, but cut the bullshit. Don't try and cloak it as some great, charitable deed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (DmNpO)

92 I've seen some interesting 3Dprinted work examples to integrate heat pipe into a structure for thermal management, and we built one with conductive layer for EMI control. This tech is just getting started. You can build one at home to start playing around with it.

Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2013 04:13 PM (CMlD4)

93 Looks like someone barfed skittles at a pumpkin chuckin contest on Fox Sports 1. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2013 08:13 PM (caCiW) *Changes channel* Good heavens.

Posted by: Vendette at November 29, 2013 04:15 PM (gferp)

94 //Mike Mann...

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 08:10 PM (9jfyN)


Thought that was now required to be Mike "Piltdown" Mann (per late-breaking AoSHQ Style Guide Update).

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 04:15 PM (XdnQT)

95 91 Maybe the problem isn't current fucksleeve technology, Bill. Maybe it's that you've been married for a couple of decades and you still use condoms to bang your wife. Maybe you should try birth control pills, or an IUD. ** I went on a rant about this project a couple of weeks ago. They presume that better condoms will relieve poverty. Because, ya know, the sight of your shriveled little child dying a slow painful death from starvation isn't a boner-killer soooo CONDOMS! Yes! Condoms! that will stop poverty in its tracks. I'm sure the folks in Africa swatting flies away have just been DYING for this technology. Seriously, it's their money, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it, but cut the bullshit. Don't try and cloak it as some great, charitable deed. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 08:13 PM (DmNpO) I like the cut of this Bill Gates fellow's jib.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at November 29, 2013 04:15 PM (UAMVq)

96 94 Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 08:15 PM (XdnQT)

Duly noted I sat out the Mann thread earlier as I was trying to get killed by Black Friday traffic...

I will note for the record I would have favored Mike "Lysenko" Mann but concede the point.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:16 PM (9jfyN)

97 #78

She was born less than a month after me and most women my age I know have been through menopause. So I doubt birth control is a personal issue these days for Melinda Gates

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 04:17 PM (bPxS6)

98 97 Epobirs at November 29, 2013 08:17 PM (bPxS6)

You never know where Little Bill has been...

//Melinda

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:19 PM (9jfyN)

99 So ... Obama has surrendered to both Iran and China in a single week. Impressive.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 29, 2013 04:19 PM (ZPrif)

100 They presume that better condoms will relieve poverty.

They seem to have the correlation-causation thing backwards.  The increase in average standard of living of a society leads to smaller families, but the general prosperity doesn't come from small families, it's a side effect.

Probably should have stuck around school long enough to take a stats class, Bill.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 04:20 PM (hO8IJ)

101 Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 08:16 PM (9jfyN)

I think we will soon have need of the Dr Lysenko label per an earlier AoS thread related to the proliferation of bogus pseudo-scientific journals and experts (as in Dr Ezekiel "Lysenko" Emanuel's sources for IPAB health-care rationing "guidelines").

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 04:21 PM (XdnQT)

102 She was born less than a month after me and most women my age I know have been through menopause. So I doubt birth control is a personal issue these days for Melinda Gates Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 08:17 PM (bPxS6) ------------------ Let's not be so hasty to not judge. After all, the other benefit of the jimmy hat is the prevention of STDs. Maybe Bill's got a warty nether rod that looks like someone flung a couple spoonfuls of oatmeal on it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 04:23 PM (JDIKC)

103 Every time I hear Mrs Gates mentioned, I think of an old Bloom County comic. "Honey, say those three words that drive me wild with ecstasy." "No prenuptial agreemffmntmffff!" *Melinda jumps Bill's bones*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2013 04:23 PM (c2oll)

104 I'd like to print up a 3D layered Titanium Constitution for Jugears and Steadman to chew on.

Posted by: ontherocks at November 29, 2013 04:24 PM (NIwox)

105 #91

They are also heavily invested in the issue of malaria. The problems facing Africa are at multiple levels. If you improve the chances of the average child surviving to adulthood you then have the objective of convincing parents to invest more in fewer children than having as many children as they can produce and hoping some will make it. Ever wonder how these places manage to continue expanding their population in the face of so much disease and blight?

What is the point of reducing child mortality if a population surge just means they get to starve at a later age?

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 04:25 PM (bPxS6)

106 102 Maybe Bill's got a warty nether rod that looks like someone flung a couple spoonfuls of oatmeal on it. Well his face kind of looks that way & his operating system, well, that's another cluster. Typical libs, as long as it makes us feel good. The hell with the results of their demented dreams

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2013 04:26 PM (HVff2)

107 105 Epobirs at November 29, 2013 08:25 PM (bPxS6)

Yeah well that argument sort of flew out the window with penicillin in the 40s...

the *only* thing that can save Africa makes Pope Francis cry...

C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:27 PM (9jfyN)

108 Bill Gates has always been a control freak. Now he's got enough money to play on a global, rather than corporate, scale.

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:28 PM (MMC8r)

109 I thought Brian Dennehy was awesome as Bill Gates in "Pirates of Silicon Valley."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 04:30 PM (JDIKC)

110 110 Empire of Jeff at November 29, 2013 08:30 PM (JDIKC)

and who could forget Abe Vigoda as Steve Wozniak?

"I think I broke my ass, or was that a server?"

definitely earned his Oscar that year.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:33 PM (9jfyN)

111 You gotta admit it's a bit weird the way the gazillionaires like Gates and Buffett are so obsessed with contraception and (at least in Buffett's case) abortion. It's hard not to detect a whiff of Margaret Sanger there. Reminds me of a co-worker I had who was a big supporter of the March of Dimes --- and Planned Parenthood. She's promote her causes by bragging about how we have almost completely eradicated the scourge of Down's Syndrome. I guess that's nice, but then, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union did it before us. And in exactly the same way.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2013 04:33 PM (dfYL9)

112 "but where is the warming ? "

The good news is that if it's getting warmer or colder it will require more governmental control and regulation to keep the temperature ju-u-u-u-st right.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 29, 2013 04:33 PM (rZ7kp)

113 She's promote her causes by bragging about how we have almost completely eradicated the scourge of Down's Syndrome. Kind of a 'Final Solution?'

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:35 PM (MMC8r)

114 111 Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2013 08:33 PM (dfYL9)

I was cured of my eugenics bent by a chance meeting at the USAF Museum and perusing Ohio's laws and my maternal ancestry.

I like letting God be God.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:35 PM (9jfyN)

115 112 SCOAMF at November 29, 2013 08:33 PM (rZ7kp)

57 degrees for us in the winter and 82 for you right comrade?

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:35 PM (9jfyN)

116 I was cured of my eugenics bent by a chance meeting at the USAF Museum and perusing Ohio's laws and my maternal ancestry. My answer to people arguing for eugenics: "Charles Proteus Steinmetz (April 9, 1865 – October 26, 1923) was a mathematician and electrical engineer. He fostered the development of alternating current that made possible the expansion of the electric power industry in the United States, formulating mathematical theories for engineers. He made ground-breaking discoveries in the understanding of hysteresis that enabled engineers to design better electromagnetic apparatus equipment including especially electric motors for use in industry.[1][2][a] Steinmetz was born as Karl August Rudolph Steinmetz into a Jewish[3] family in Breslau, Province of Silesia. Steinmetz suffered from dwarfism, hunchback, and hip dysplasia, as did his father and grandfather. Steinmetz attended Johannes Gymnasium and astonished his teachers with his proficiency in mathematics and physics." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Proteus_Steinmetz But we would have been better off to kill him in the womb.

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:37 PM (MMC8r)

117 I like letting God be God. So back off, wingnuts, and let me do my thing.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 29, 2013 04:38 PM (UAMVq)

118 "Melinda, how was the wedding night?"

"Two words:  Micro.  Soft."

Posted by: FOAF at November 29, 2013 04:39 PM (rZ7kp)

119 "Melinda, how was the wedding night?" "Two words: Micro. Soft." *** LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

120 Thank you NDH, try the veal.

Posted by: FOAF at November 29, 2013 04:41 PM (rZ7kp)

121 119 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 08:39 PM (DmNpO)

It was a floppy. not hard at all...

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:41 PM (9jfyN)

122 *snare drum*

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:42 PM (9jfyN)

123 wow....scratch one thread....

*boom*

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:45 PM (9jfyN)

124 Ms 10077 is banning me for an hour...she says I need to stop killing threads.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2013 04:45 PM (9jfyN)

125 Bill Gates has provided many innovations to computer users, provided someone else provided them first.

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 04:46 PM (bPxS6)

127 *tiptoes in*

*tucks blankets around sleepy little Morons*

*turns out lights*

*tiptoes out*

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 04:50 PM (82lr7)

128 by 1922 Steinmetz concluded that socialism would never work in the U.S. because the country lacked a "powerful, centralized government of competent men, remaining continuously in office" wonder what he would think today?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2013 04:52 PM (FcR7P)

129 #107

Penicillin and other antibiotics don't do shit for malaria. It's difficult to run a business when your workers have very unreliable health. And it's hard to justify investment in educating future workers when the attrition rate is so high.

Uncertainty is an economy killer anywhere. Here businesses worry about the government imposing some deadly new regulation or tax. In Africa the problems are a bit more primal but still create the essential problem of uncertainty about too many factors to enable a stable business environment.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 04:52 PM (bPxS6)

130 Thanks, Andrew Canardian

Posted by: FYNQ at November 29, 2013 04:53 PM (s4Rjj)

131 by 1922 Steinmetz concluded that socialism would never work in the U.S. because the country lacked a "powerful, centralized government of competent men, remaining continuously in office" wonder what he would think today? Posted by: t-bird I wonder where he thought socialism did work w/ "powerful, centralized government of competent men, remaining continuously in office" WTF?

Posted by: The Farmer at November 29, 2013 04:56 PM (eBupg)

132 wonder what he would think today? I have to wonder what came of Steinmetz' socialist ideals, considering he was a holder of 200 patents. Why patent if all property is communal?

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

133 Three  D   is   a   BFD!  Anyone   else   drunk?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2013 04:59 PM (/1ATA)

134 Why patent if all property is communal? Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 08:57 PM (MMC8r) AoS StyleGuide: They don't actually believe any of the shit they're espousing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

135 AoS StyleGuide: They don't actually believe any of the shit they're espousing. I suspect that being a head-in-your-ass socialist gets pretty old when you're innovating science and engineering and the huddled masses are still dumping their piss-pots in the street.

Posted by: --- at November 29, 2013 05:01 PM (MMC8r)

136 I suspect that being a head-in-your-ass socialist gets pretty old when you're innovating science and engineering and the huddled masses are still dumping their piss-pots in the street.

I think the idea is that they would be part of the ruling "Intelligentsia", so they not only are the innovators, but craft the mandates that require you to use their innovations.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2013 05:06 PM (BeFHp)

137 Well it's nice to see that technology will continue to progress despite the ongoing collapse of engineering innovation in the US.

Posted by: pawn at November 29, 2013 05:06 PM (xxdkI)

138 KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) - Police in Jamaica say authorities have seized 3,300 missile warheads and a machine to make missiles and bullets. Deputy Police Superintendent Steve Brown said Friday that custom officials discovered the weapons late Thursday aboard a ship at Kingston Wharf. He said it was the first time authorities had made such a discovery.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2013 05:09 PM (e8kgV)

139 US airlines have already caved to China's demands in the territories they've claimed. They were ordered to comply with China by ... Obama.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 29, 2013 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

140 *wanders in*


http://bit.ly/1bDCCNC


*wanders out*



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)

141 The B-52s were for show.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 29, 2013 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

142 Hardest hit - Machinists union

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

143 You're welcome, FYNQ. The huckster found an interesting link too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 05:13 PM (ZyZIo)

144 142 Hardest hit - Machinists union Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 09:10 PM (aDwsi) No, women and children. They're always hardest hit. Always.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 05:13 PM (UAMVq)

145 140 *wanders in* http://bit.ly/1bDCCNC *wanders out* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS) Not so fucking fast young lady. Got any more of those?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

146 140>> THATS a pair of stompy boots!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 05:13 PM (jlm/B)

147 Bill Gates has provided many innovations to computer users, provided someone else provided them first. Posted by: --- ------------------- Heh. Tell us about it.

Posted by: Gary Kildall and Tim Paterson at November 29, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

148

Haven't read all of the comments, just want to point out that they already do the 3D printing of fuel nozzles here. Discovered this when talking to a friend who works at GEAE in Cincy about the 3D printed 1911 gun.

 

He noted that it would be physically impossible to machine the parts that come off the 3D printer. 

Posted by: PMRich at November 29, 2013 05:15 PM (x/BtJ)

149 'Missile warheads?' Kind of a vague term in this context. None of the newspapers or other outlet have any idea of what this really means, with the LA Times at least admitting this is terribly lacking in definition.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 05:15 PM (bPxS6)

150 No, single working women and children. They're always hardest hit. Always. Posted by: Insomniac There.

Posted by: Gary Kildall and Tim Paterson at November 29, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

151 No, women and children minorities. They're always hardest hit. Always
Believe us, we don't care about children.

Posted by: the new york times at November 29, 2013 05:16 PM (ZyZIo)

152 http://tinyurl.com/pdr2tz2

They're also doing it with successor engines based on the F-1, which I think is still the most powerful liquid fueled rocket made by man.

The future is pretty much yesterday, which is awesome.

Posted by: davem at November 29, 2013 05:16 PM (wmzCM)

153

Side boob with a side of stompy boots.

Magnificent.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 05:18 PM (a+Dyd)

154 Alexthechick, thanks for sharing!

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 05:19 PM (kUq7A)

155 We've been working on 3DCare. It's almost done.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 29, 2013 05:20 PM (Dwehj)

156 Police in Jamaica say authorities have seized 3,300 missile warheads and a machine to make missiles and bullets. Well, the only machine *I* know of that can make missiles and bullets is a magical 3-d printer. Eleventy!!

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2013 05:20 PM (FcR7P)

157 Got any more of those? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:13 PM (GEICT)


Even if I did, what makes you think I would share, hmmmmm?


http://bit.ly/1afFj4I


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:20 PM (Gk3SS)

158 Our 3D printers can pump out free birth control like nobody's business.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 29, 2013 05:21 PM (Dwehj)

159

Hey Garrett! How's the task of processing of the buck coming along?

 

How bout them Stars?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 05:22 PM (jlm/B)

160

Oh, he's been  packed away in the bin freezer  for a while, now. 

 

I have Burgers, Meatballs, Steaks and Stew Meat at the ready.

 

I've got 2 more days to try and get an elk before I slip into archery mode.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 05:26 PM (a+Dyd)

161 Scene - The Oval Office Present - Obama, Kathy Sebelius ============= Obama: "Say, Kathy, I've been reading in The New York Times about these '3D Printers'. Is there any reason that we can't just use one of those to make a web site?" Sebelius: "Hmm. Actually, I don't see why not, but then, I'm no expert. Let's get Chu on the phone."

Posted by: Gary Kildall and Tim Paterson at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

162 ...and there're two periods left.  We don't get serious until the third.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (a+Dyd)

163 Controversial Seralini GMO-rats paper to be retracted

A heavily criticized study of the effects of genetically modified maize and the Roundup herbicide on rats is being retracted — one way or another.

The paper — by Gilles Seralini and colleagues — was published in Food and Chemical Toxicology last year. There have been calls for retraction since then, along with other criticism and a lengthy exchange of letters in the journal. Meanwhile, the paper has been cited 28 times, according to Thomson Scientific’s Web of Knowledge, and the French National Assembly (their lower house of Parliament) held a long hearing on the paper last year, with Seralini and other scientists testifying.

Now, as reported in the French media, the editor of the journal, A. Wallace Hayes, has sent Seralini a letter saying that the paper will be retracted if Seralini does not agree to withdraw it.

Posted by: Frankie Goes To France at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (e8kgV)

164 Off with Kildall sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

165 retract go do it, when ever you can do it

Posted by: Frankie Goes To France at November 29, 2013 05:28 PM (e8kgV)

166 Even if I did, what makes you think I would share, hmmmmm? http://bit.ly/1afFj4I Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:20 PM (Gk3SS) Terrible, beautiful and giving. Quite the combo, Empress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

167 *wanders in* *clicks AtC's links* *begins fapping furiously*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 05:30 PM (eQJwb)

168 Terrible, beautiful and giving. Quite the combo, Empress. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)


One does one's humble best.


http://bit.ly/Iy08CU

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)

169 One does one's humble best. http://bit.ly/Iy08CU Don't follow that link! She'll take your soul! She'll take your...ack...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 05:33 PM (UAMVq)

170 POST! Fuckity fuck!  He wasn't fouled and denied though.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2013 05:35 PM (4Vr+0)

171

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS)

_____________________

Wow.  God bless you.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 05:35 PM (jucos)

172 http://bit.ly/Iy08CU Don't follow that link! She'll take your soul! She can't take it because Angie Everheart took it years ago.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2013 05:36 PM (FcR7P)

173 Don't follow that link! She'll take your soul! She'll take your...ack... Posted by: Insomniac Annnnd..., another one goes in the jar. Little known fact: Red haired males are immune to soul snatching. Think about it. Ever seen a gingy with a red haired male. No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

174 ---@ 116
Exactly! I read about Steinmetz's life when I was in grammar school. The guy was a giant. And damn lucky to be out of der faterland, both for him and us.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 29, 2013 05:37 PM (OONaw)

175 AtC, the wife and I found a new show on Netflix the other night. I believe you've mentioned it before. Arrow. Holes? Yeah. Lib preachy at times? Yeah. But it's interesting enough to watch. And the gf/lawyer is worth the price of admission.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:37 PM (GEICT)

176 Little known fact: Red haired males are immune to soul snatching. Think about it. Ever seen a gingy with a red haired male. No. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 09:36 PM (aDwsi) *evil laugh* She can't take it because Angie Everheart took it years ago. Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2013 09:36 PM (FcR7P) Far and away my all time favorite redhead.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

177 AtC, the wife and I found a new show on Netflix the other night. I believe you've mentioned it before.

Arrow.

Holes? Yeah. Lib preachy at times? Yeah. But it's interesting enough to watch. And the gf/lawyer is worth the price of admission. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)


I like Arrow for exactly and precisely the reasons that you think I like Arrow. 


I'm deep, baby.   Deep like the ocean. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

178 "One does one's humble best.
http://bit.ly/Iy08CU"

VERY flattering picture of CH!

Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 05:39 PM (BpTC0)

179

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)

 

WE just found that one recently also, has been pretty decent so far. Kind of anti 1% but still fun anyway.

Posted by: PMRich at November 29, 2013 05:40 PM (x/BtJ)

180 Arrow...decent enough, do wish they'd have the Vic Sage Question as a counterpoint....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:44 PM (9jfyN)

181
VERY flattering picture of CH!
Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 09:39 PM (BpTC0)


I'm kinda partial to this myself:


http://bit.ly/1afJSfl

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:46 PM (Gk3SS)

182 I'm deep, baby. Deep like the ocean. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:39 PM (Gk3SS) *ahem* You will assume?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

183 All crime is caused by corporate or Mafia greed.... embrace V'ger //Ollie Q

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:46 PM (9jfyN)

184 Is this thread still around? Someone buy a 3 D COB to get us an ONT or SOMETHING!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 05:47 PM (0FSuD)

185 Oh. We're posting Gingers? *cracks knuckles* http://tinyurl.com/nsanbrq

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:47 PM (GEICT)

186 Are you sure it's been an hour, sven?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 05:48 PM (ZyZIo)

187 184 nip sip, Well someone deploy CdrOtto

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:49 PM (9jfyN)

188 186 andycanuck.... Almost...wife made me watch Sulu shirtless with a foil and now we're watching a tale of two Kirks....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:50 PM (9jfyN)

189 >>>185 Oh. We're posting Gingers? *cracks knuckles* I'm just gonna doff my pants and enjoy. You have a nice thanksgiving?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 05:52 PM (eQJwb)

190 *ahem*


You will assume? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)


*smackitysmackitysmackity*


Also I was just going to post that pic for you.


Have this instead:

http://bit.ly/1eHV6hH


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:52 PM (Gk3SS)

191 I was a minute early

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:52 PM (9jfyN)

192 -sniff- -sniff- /calls for airdrop of Fabreze

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at November 29, 2013 05:52 PM (AXimz)

193 what's this? the dead Stark boy is now starring in KLONDIKE, the Ridley Scott tv production

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 05:53 PM (hKspc)

194

Robidas

 ...

ouch!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 05:53 PM (a+Dyd)

195 You have a nice thanksgiving? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 09:52 PM (eQJwb) Very very busy. Eldest had performances Wed night and tonight, spent about 5 1/2 hours at the aunt's house yesterday and there's a party at my house tomorrow. But yes, a good Thanksgiving. You and yours?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

196 Oh. We're posting Gingers? *cracks knuckles* http://tinyurl.com/nsanbrq I'd call her a thief, but it was given willingly.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2013 05:54 PM (FcR7P)

197 184 Is this thread still around? Someone buy a 3 D COB to get us an ONT or SOMETHING!Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 09:47 PM (0FSuD)
Or a 3DBB.

Posted by: Phineas J. Whoopie at November 29, 2013 05:54 PM (BrrWI)

198 And why should I endure another 10 episode season of Games Of Thrones?? To see dragons?

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 05:54 PM (hKspc)

199 192 Cavil, That's a chemical attack! //Starbucks local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:55 PM (9jfyN)

200 I haven't seen any gosh-durned dragons; just alot of floppy wieners!

Posted by: butters stotch at November 29, 2013 05:56 PM (ZyZIo)

201 Have this instead: http://bit.ly/1eHV6hH Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS) Oh. Very nice. *returns favor* http://tinyurl.com/nfzv6f8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

202 BBL probably just for the ONT.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 05:57 PM (ZyZIo)

203 A Tale of Two Okirks...the unicorn dog died of humiliation... Last thoughts "what the fuck did I do to you assholes thay I have a tooth on my forehead and antennae?"

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2013 05:57 PM (9jfyN)

204 Oh. Very nice.

*returns favor*

http://tinyurl.com/nfzv6f8 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)


Nooooo, the ginger is forbidden me.  *shakes internets*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

205 Does it feel like Sat night to anyone else?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 05:59 PM (0FSuD)

206 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)


ERROR 403 - Forbidden!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 05:59 PM (XdnQT)

207 Nooooo, the ginger is forbidden me. *shakes internets* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS) Whaaaaat??? Ok, here, I'll kick it up a notch for you. http://tinyurl.com/p3rtvej Kinda NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

208 And here, try this link to the Forbidden picÂ…. http://tinypic.com/r/111t2z6/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

209 Whaaaaat???

Ok, here, I'll kick it up a notch for you.

http://tinyurl.com/p3rtvej

Kinda NSFW Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)


I suppose that is an acceptable alternative.


And, yes, Nip Sip, I keep thinking it's Saturday.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 06:02 PM (Gk3SS)

210 Easy on the eyes. .... http://tinyurl.com/psuva9f

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:02 PM (qG1i2)

211 >>>But yes, a good Thanksgiving. You and yours? Sounds great. Ours was low key, since mom just had a total knee replacement and is in a ton of pain. Still tried to do it all, and I had to use my command voice to get her to sit her ass down for a minute. Nice dinner tonight, but Santa didn't come by on his fire truck during the Christmas Tree lighting. So Princess was sad: "Aw, we're never gonna see Santa Claus".

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:03 PM (eQJwb)

212 Little known fact: Red haired males are immune to soul snatching. Think about it. Ever seen a gingy with a red haired male. No. Can't lose what you don't have.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 29, 2013 06:03 PM (SpnmQ)

213 I'm deep, baby. Deep like the ocean.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 29, 2013 09:39 PM

 

 

Is there a lot of weight on your bottom?

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2013 06:04 PM (9gNQd)

214 SheÂ….she supposes???? *stretches* Alright, let's get this thing started then. http://tinyurl.com/pubjf6a

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

215 helicopter crashes into a bar in Glasgow and it's on my local news??

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 06:04 PM (hKspc)

216 I am loving the south park episodes that tie in game of thrones black Friday and the new game systems.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)

217 Nice dinner tonight, but Santa didn't come by on his fire truck during the Christmas Tree lighting. So Princess was sad: "Aw, we're never gonna see Santa Claus". Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 10:03 PM (eQJwb) Lol! Both performances for my eldest were big fancy tree lighting things. Santa and Mrs Claus did the countdown for the one tonight. Rode in on a fire truck. 3yr old could have cared less. She looked at them walking in and went right back to coloring on my iPhone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

218 >>>3yr old could have cared less. She looked at them walking in and went right back to coloring on my iPhone. Mine is the polar opposite. She did the coloring book thing during dinner, but was absolutely devastated we missed Santa. Actually, we missed the whole thing. It was scheduled for 6-8 PM, we showed up at 6:30 after dinner and the tree was lit and they were breaking down the stage. Last year Santa didn't even show up until 7:45 or so. But we came home and did our own Christmas tree lighting. So that was nice.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:11 PM (eQJwb)

219 @210 Nice Bra! That's a lot of silicon!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:12 PM (0FSuD)

220 The Battle Between the Elites with the worthless ideas vs the Elites with the solutions In a talk titled "Silicon Valley's 'Ultimate Exit'" hosted by startup accelerator Y Combinator last week, Srinivasan outlined his idea for a self-sustaining, insulated "experiment" where we'd live under a government run by Silicon Valley. He describes this fictional society as "opt-in," as if it were the latest feature of one of the Valley's many startups. "We didn't securitize mortgages, order bailouts, [or] start wars," reads one of Srinivasan's slides. Valleywag's Nitasha Tiku points out that Uber doesn't own its own cars, and Airbnb doesn't own its own houses and apartments. "This is the Tea Party with better gadgets," she writes. What about taxes? Infrastructure? Basic services? "You can't 3-D-print a highway, or develop a cancer treatment with a Fitbit band," notes New York Magazine's Kevin Roose, a reference to public services like the CDC, fire department, and police that such an experiment would forsake.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2013 06:12 PM (e8kgV)

221 does anyone know how to highlight links/URLs on a IPad?

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 06:13 PM (vCVhg)

222 This tv commercial for Universal Technical Institute is an unintentional hoot. The pitchman is dressed as a mechanic, walking really fast through a busy shop, talking up the school. He finally reaches his destination -- a car with a door open -- and closes that door...like a boss!

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 06:13 PM (hKspc)

223 222 does anyone know how to highlight links/URLs on a IPad? Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 10:13 PM (vCVhg) Press and hold right over what you want to highlight. Option menu pops up, hit select, then drag to cover your selection, copy, new tab, paste.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

224 220 @210 Nice Bra! That's a lot of silicon! Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 10:12 PM (0FSuD) Yeah, for inflatables they look good.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:16 PM (qG1i2)

225 *tap tap tap* Hello?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

226 The room seems to have emptied out.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:23 PM (qG1i2)

227 224 thanks it worked but my fat fingers make It a chalange.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 06:24 PM (vCVhg)

228 Yeah, it's a pain in the ass hickster.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

229 Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 10:24 PM (vCVhg) ISWYDT

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:25 PM (qG1i2)

230 >>> 226 *tap tap tap* Hello? Martha, that drunk kid thinks he lives here again.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 06:27 PM (Ua6T/)

231 Well, time to get off the diet coke and rum and head to wine or I'll never go to sleep/pass out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

232 My lunatic bartender friend made me a smoked bourbon cocktail, and then followed it with a chocolate and Sriracha Bitters cocktail.

Fuck. I love drinking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:29 PM (oJ5Fd)

233 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)

You Apple fanbois sound like you are masturbating to a GIF of Steve Jobs when you talk about your "hardware."

Fucking perverts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:31 PM (oJ5Fd)

234 Sriracha bitters? That doesn't sound all that appealing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

235 >>>Fuck. I love drinking. Drink. I love fucking.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:32 PM (eQJwb)

236 So for my post Bird Day festivities I took the back bumper off my 23 year old truck. Beat the dents out of the bumper with pieces of 2x4 and a 10 lbs sledge. Wire brushed the rust off, and repainted it. And fixed some leaky plumbing in the basement between coats.. This beer is good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:33 PM (4Mv1T)

237 *kicks CBD in the nuts* I didn't own any Apple product until about two years ago. And then it was just an iPad. The man asked for help, I provided.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

238 The man asked for help, I provided. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk ------------------------------ *shhhhhhh* He's shart-faced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

239 236 >>>Fuck. I love drinking.  Drink. I love fucking. This made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:35 PM (rf20m)

240 I'm going vegetarian for a few months. Want to lose a few pounds, purge some meatnessiness out of me, and chase vegan chicks. Yeah, I'm bored.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:35 PM (AO9UG)

241 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)

Well, compared to Captain Morgan's Rum and Diet Coke, it sounds fucking awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:35 PM (oJ5Fd)

242 does anyone know how to highlight links/URLs on a IPad?
I use White-Out!

Posted by: a blonde at November 29, 2013 06:36 PM (ZyZIo)

243 You Apple fanbois sound like you are masturbating to a GIF of Steve Jobs when you talk about your "hardware."

Fucking perverts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 10:31 PM (oJ5Fd)



Spanking their onion over an apple.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 06:36 PM (FMbng)

244 >>>I'm going vegetarian for a few months. Hate your testosterone and want to kill it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:36 PM (eQJwb)

245 Well, compared to Captain Morgan's Rum and Diet Coke, it sounds fucking awesome. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 10:35 PM (oJ5Fd) A chocolate and hot sauce drink? *shakes head* You poor, poor man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

246 Part of the leftovers from turkey day is 90% of two 5 liters of Almeden wine. I think my family has been replaced by robots for this minimal drinking.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 06:37 PM (vCVhg)

247

I'm going vegetarian for a few months. 

 

 

Go Vegan and get fit, like me.

Posted by: Prince Fielder at November 29, 2013 06:38 PM (a+Dyd)

248 We cooked two kinds of beef or dinner tonight. Got to fatten up these skinny Road Boys. ...While I inflate like a friggin' Zeppelin for the holidays.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)

249 The man asked for help, I provided.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT)

Oh....he's not the target of my opprobrium, my blue tinted friend.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:38 PM (oJ5Fd)

250 >>>A chocolate and hot sauce drink? In matters of taste, there is no wrong answer. That said, in matters of taste, I will go with the guy that writes gourmet food posts over the guy that thinks Red Stag is fit for human consumption.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:39 PM (eQJwb)

251 Looks like CBD is enjoying a game of (what bartenders here used to call) Rolodex Roulette.


Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 06:40 PM (82lr7)

252 We're not getting an ONT are we.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:41 PM (4Mv1T)

253 You poor, poor man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)

All kidding aside, it was fucking great. A bit of sweetness, the bite from the alcohol, and a zing from the spice.

The man is Scottish and wears a kilt (with a sporan!) on St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:41 PM (oJ5Fd)

254 I asked for help with the. iPad because I am borrowing tech at my thanksgiving digs.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 06:41 PM (vCVhg)

255 In matters of taste, there is no wrong answer. That said, in matters of taste, I will go with the guy that writes gourmet food posts over the guy that thinks Red Stag is fit for human consumption. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 10:39 PM (eQJwb) Hey, you wanna go with the guy drinking hershey's and tabasco, that's your call.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

256 Wait. This is now a whiskey thread? I'm going with Crown, neat.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 06:41 PM (rf20m)

257 So UPS says a package is out for delivery since 529 this am. It's 1040 pm now. What are the odds I am going to get this thing?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:43 PM (4+AaH)

258 >>>Hey, you wanna go with the guy drinking hershey's and tabasco, that's your call. I see Bannion's efforts to class you up a bit haven't been entirely successful.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:43 PM (eQJwb)

259 Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 10:39 PM (eQJwb)

Red Stag.

I have a vague and faintly nauseating image of  bourbon with cinnamon.

Sometimes I wonder if there really is a God.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:43 PM (oJ5Fd)

260 One of my cats, the one who was cuddling with me earlier, is rolling in the fucking litter box.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 06:43 PM (Ua6T/)

261 Do they not deliver on Saturdays, blaster?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 06:44 PM (ZyZIo)

262 Oh....he's not the target of my opprobrium... ------------------------------------ I don't even think that Charlie Krauthammer has used that word before.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

263 245 >>>I'm going vegetarian for a few months. Hate your testosterone and want to kill it? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 10:36 PM (eQJwb) I got enough to match 200 Vikings and the 10th Mountain Division. (Then I woke up.)

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:45 PM (AO9UG)

264

 

heheheheh eh heheh... "package is out for delivery"... heheheh eh eheheh

Posted by: beavis at November 29, 2013 06:45 PM (9gNQd)

265 Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 10:43 PM (4+AaH)

Zero.

It's described as "Left in car." That means the fat-fuck teamster was too hungover from yesterday's bacchanalia to finish his day.

The shipping is guaranteed, so complain to high-heaven and try to get your money back.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (oJ5Fd)

266 whiskey? http://www.whiskeywise.com/Old-Crow-Whiskey.html .

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (vCVhg)

267 Not usually Saturday deliveries from UPS. Part is for my car Which is currently up on ramps awaiting said part.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (4+AaH)

268 I see Bannion's efforts to class you up a bit haven't been entirely successful. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 10:43 PM (eQJwb) Him? Class me up???? He's Army.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

269 Well, you didn't seem to mind that I was doing it before I was cuddling with you. Why would you care about after?
Oh. And my food dish is empty.

Posted by: fluffy's cat at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (ZyZIo)

270 >>>I have a vague and faintly nauseating image of bourbon with cinnamon. Regular Red Stag is cherry flavored, I think, but they do make a cinnamon. Not awful, somewhere between Fireball and St. Elmo's Fire. The latter is really fucking tasty.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (eQJwb)

271 So UPS says a package is out for delivery since 529 this am. It's 1040 pm now. What are the odds I am going to get this thing?

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 10:43 PM (4+AaH)



I'm waiting for a guitar that was supposed to come today. Me thinks the UPS dudes are fat and happy today and don;t give a fuck.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (FMbng)

272 It's 1040 pm now. What are the odds I am going to get this thing? Posted by: blaster ---------------------------- I was expecting to parcels from UPS one day. He showed up at the door with one. I told him that a second one showed on the tracking as "out for delivery". He checked the truck, "So it is!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (4Mv1T)

273 that's *two*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)

274 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 10:44 PM (4Mv1T)

Oh great! I have the Irish AND the Southerners rushing to their dictionaries.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:47 PM (oJ5Fd)

275 Oh, and Bulleit Bourbon with Bruce Cost Ginger Ale. You are welcome.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (4+AaH)

276 Anyone got any catnip? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: fluffy's cat at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (ZyZIo)

277

That's odd.  FedEx are the kings of the 2-3 Day 'On Truck'.

Never get the false confirmation from UPS, here.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (a+Dyd)

278 261 One of my cats, the one who was cuddling with me earlier, is rolling in the fucking litter box. Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 10:43 PM (Ua6T/) Now that made me laugh.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (HtUkt)

279 I have the Irish AND the Southerners Same thing over here. Which means I can drink you under the table and steal your fucking girlfriend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

280 270 Well, you didn't seem to mind that I was doing it before I was cuddling with you. Why would you care about after? Oh. And my food dish is empty. Posted by: fluffy's cat at November 29, 2013 10:46 PM (ZyZIo) Gotta get that stank off me somehow, thinks the cat.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (AO9UG)

281 Captain Morgan rum sucks, only Mt Gay for me. Now going to wine. That is all. No ONT?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (0FSuD)

282 Up here in the PNW, the "NEWS" is all about the douchebags following the FedEx and UPS trucks around and stealing the packages off the porch as soon as they are delivered.
Assholes...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 06:50 PM (BpTC0)

283 276 Oh, and Bulleit Bourbon with Bruce Cost Ginger Ale. You are welcome. Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 10:48 PM (4+AaH) Thanks. I happen to be out of bourbon and way too lazy to go get some more. Dammit

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (AO9UG)

284 Captain Morgan rum sucks, only Mt Gay for me. That statement speaks for itself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

285 Captain Morgan rum sucks, only Mt Gay for me. Now going to wine. That is all. No ONT? Posted by: Nip Sip -------------------------- At least it turned into a drinking thread. Oh, and CBD is shitfaced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

286 So UPS says a package is out for delivery since 529 this am. It's 1040 pm now. What are the odds I am going to get this thing?

This may seem stooopid, but are you sure they didn't actually deliver it? 

UPS sometimes doesn't even knock/ring the doorbell, and they've left things on the porch, deck, under the mailbox at the street....One rainy day, they delivered onto the *back porch* and I didn't discover the package for over a week!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (82lr7)

287 For spiced rum, The Kraken. You are welcome.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (4+AaH)

288

 

heheheh eh heheh... "mount gay"... heheheh eh heh

Posted by: beavis at November 29, 2013 06:52 PM (9gNQd)

289 >>> Well, you didn't seem to mind that I was doing it before I was cuddling with you. Why would you care about after? You're the World's Prettiest Kitteh (TM), yet your habits are disgusting. Don't kiss me right after licking your own butt.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 06:52 PM (Ua6T/)

290 Which means I can drink you under the table and steal your fucking girlfriend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:49 PM (GEICT)

I am a Jew. That means that, along with my intellectual superiority, I produce copious amounts of alcohol dehydrogenase, which means that I can outdrink you Irish, and then throw in a few Brits just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (oJ5Fd)

291 I tried Buffalo Trace bourbon recently, and at first did not like it as much as Bulleit. It grew on me though. A tie for now. Any recs?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (AO9UG)

292 Regular Red Stag is cherry flavored, I think, but they do make a cinnamon. Not awful, somewhere between Fireball and St. Elmo's Fire. The latter is really fucking tasty. Ha Ha. I use to be in a hunt club where you would leave your booze at the club. Invariability someone late at night would drink someone else's liquor when they were out. I left a bottle of Red Stag or some cherry whiskey that someone gave me down there and no one ever drank it. I always knew I would have something to drink late at night.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (0FSuD)

293 Not delivered. Doesn't say delivered on the status.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (4+AaH)

294 Oh, and CBD is shitfaced. Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 10:51 PM (4Mv1T) Well, of course. I mean, he downed two whole Midori Sours. What do you expect of the man?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

295 >>>That statement speaks for itself. *gigglesnort*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (eQJwb)

296 Oh, and CBD is shitfaced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 10:51 PM (4Mv1T)

I AM NOT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (oJ5Fd)

297 Cockspur Rum!!! Barbados rules!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (ZyZIo)

298 I am a Jew. That means that, along with my intellectual superiority, I produce copious amounts of alcohol dehydrogenase, which means that I can outdrink you Irish, and then throw in a few Brits just to be on the safe side. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 10:53 PM (oJ5Fd) That, and you can drink Mogen David wine without puking. Genetics!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (0FSuD)

299 True Fact :  'Mt. Gay'  is the highest point on Fire Island.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (a+Dyd)

300 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 10:53 PM (oJ5Fd) Cute, but no. Oh, hey, lookÂ…an un Rabbi blessed hotdog. Want a bite?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

301 >>>I AM NOT! Fucking slacker. Catch up with the rest of us.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:55 PM (eQJwb)

302 Not delivered.

Oh.  Well, at least you know some hoodlum hasn't lifted it off your porch.

Bummer you didn't get it, tho.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (82lr7)

303 297 Oh, and CBD is shitfaced. Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 10:51 PM (4Mv1T) I AM NOT! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 10:54 PM (oJ5Fd) Okay, close your eyes and stretch out your arms to the side and touch your index fingers. Okay, now count backwards from 25.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (AO9UG)

304 Was "hunt club" a typo?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (ZyZIo)

305 Also, hint, apparently Irish Cream goes bad. This was unpleasant to find out in the coffee and Kahlua.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (4+AaH)

306 @301 Damn, I would love a good Rabbi dog now. http://tinyurl.com/87f3ek9

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (0FSuD)

307 I AM NOT! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ---------------------------------------- I wish I was. I drank so much scotch since this time last year when I had to switch off from 100 proof vodka, that I am now just swilling Sam Adams. Tasty, but not nearly enough octane.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

308 We need a 3d alcohol printer.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (4+AaH)

309 305 Was "hunt club" a typo? No and no women were allowed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:58 PM (0FSuD)

310 http://tinyurl.com/87f3ek9 Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 10:57 PM (0FSuD) Is that kid a ginger??? On the Hebrew National site?? LMFAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)

311 BaaBaaWaa came on as the wife was flipping thru channels.... "Nothing humanizes the White House like kids and dogs" Wife's reaction..."Oh, ick" I love my wife!

Posted by: The Farmer at November 29, 2013 06:59 PM (eBupg)

312 Irish Cream goes bad?!? 

The devil ye say.....doesn't last long enough around here to know that....

/Loooooves teh Bailey's

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 06:59 PM (82lr7)

313 Is that kid a ginger??? On the Hebrew National site?? LMFAO Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:59 PM (GEICT) An Irish Jew?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:59 PM (0FSuD)

314 309 We need a 3d alcohol printer. Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 10:57 PM (4+AaH) Yeast. Since 1,000,000,000 B.C.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:00 PM (AO9UG)

315 We need a 3d alcohol printer. Posted by: blaster ------------------------------- Replicator

Posted by: Jean Luke Picard at November 29, 2013 07:00 PM (4Mv1T)

316 It really pisses me off that we have bred a group of lazy ass criminals here in the Seattle area that drive around and help themselves to packages off people's porches. It isn't like the UPS facility is all that conveniently located to go pick up packages. The criminals are also stealing copious amounts of mail. Which is a federal crime but I don't think holder's DOJ is much interested in prosecuting the sons of Obama responsible.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 07:01 PM (RZ8pf)

317 Fucking Picard. The soup-slurping pansy has a replicator in his office and he uses it to conjure up tea. WTF happened to fucking Starfleet?!

Posted by: Jim Kirk at November 29, 2013 07:02 PM (AO9UG)

318 Just follow the UPS truck on its route.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (80R0X)

319 It will go down in the annals of smart military blogs everywhere... "The night they forgot to post an ONT."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (4Mv1T)

320 Irish Cream goes bad?!?

The Baileys website guarantees their stuff will taste great for four years after you open the bottle.

I'm not sure how anyone takes that long to finish a bottle....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (hO8IJ)

321 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:53 PM (GEICT)

Did you miss the "Kamikaze" hysteria?

That was disgusting. Sweet/sour mix with some cheap vodka. Or if you went to an expensive bar they would make it out of Cointreau, lime juice and vodka.

Either way, it was pretty awful.

Right up your alley!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:04 PM (oJ5Fd)

322 Yeah fake Baileys was in the back of the cabinet. Hiding out, that's why it got old. Yuk.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 07:04 PM (4+AaH)

323 A Thanksgiving gift to the horde. No ONT and cat videos.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:04 PM (0FSuD)

324 There is no ONT, only Zuul!!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (v6hyJ)

325 I have a bottle of baileys that is 4 times the size of a regular bottle that I won at an auction. I am sure it is bad by now because while I tried my level best to drink it I failed.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

326 OT and of great amusement to me. One of the two antibiotics, or the combination of the two, has turned my piss a lovely shade of fluorescent neon green/yellow. I mean, it looks like someone emptied a glowstick in the toilet. Fucking hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

327 Where the hell is the ONT? I need entertaining. And Moo needs somewhere to shit.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (X/4E9)

328 @323 That reminds me somewhere I have a half gallon of Baileys I bought for a party and never opened. Where the fuck did I put it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (0FSuD)

329 Did you miss the "Kamikaze" hysteria? That was disgusting. Sweet/sour mix with some cheap vodka. Or if you went to an expensive bar they would make it out of Cointreau, lime juice and vodka. Either way, it was pretty awful. ------------------------------ Er, CBD, and no offense to BC, but he was , uh, two, when that was "a thing".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (4Mv1T)

330 322 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 10:53 PM (GEICT) Did you miss the "Kamikaze" hysteria? That was disgusting. Sweet/sour mix with some cheap vodka. Or if you went to an expensive bar they would make it out of Cointreau, lime juice and vodka. Either way, it was pretty awful. Right up your alley! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:04 PM (oJ5Fd) Kamikazes and snake bits. Both big in the Eighties.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (AO9UG)

331 KamikazeÂ…Â…lemon juice, sugar, vodka.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

332 317 if my door is unlocked the UPS guy puts my boxes inside. Kinda freaked me out the first time but now see it as a benifit.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (vCVhg)

333 WTF happened to fucking Starfleet?!

Posted by: Jim Kirk at November 29, 2013 11:02 PM (AO9UG)



Progress!

Posted by: Progressive Star Fleet Command at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (OJKfN)

334
   I would hazard a guess that due to advanced age, I've swilled more booze than anyone here.

   Made a promise that when I grew up the drinking would taper off greatly.

    Wife says that hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (SAMxH)

335 Snake bites, that is

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (AO9UG)

336 Btw, amazon locker is pretty cool. If I lived in an apt I would do it. Had to do a return, use the locker, no return postage.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (4+AaH)

337 Just refreshed the Bailey's today. They have a new one out. Vanilla Cinnamon. Goes perfect with some Jameson and Kahlua in a coffee drink.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (eQJwb)

338 Wait, wait, that's the Lemon Drop. My bad. But yeah, I've had plenty of Kamikaze's in my time. I've had worse.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

339 We been stood up by the ONT?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (aDwsi)

340 Fucking hysterical.
Maybe they're laughin' at your wiener?

Posted by: butters stotch at November 29, 2013 07:08 PM (ZyZIo)

341 The ONT had a batch of bad stuffing yesterday and us still on the can. Not pretty.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:09 PM (AO9UG)

342 Wife says that hasn't happened yet. Posted by: irongrampa ------------------------------ Likewise. Her favorite statement on a Friday night, "How many of those have you had?!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:09 PM (4Mv1T)

343 Well, Kamikazes would get a young coed to spread her legs. Then, if you weren't quick about it, she'll puke on you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:09 PM (0FSuD)

344 The ONT had a batch of bad stuffing yesterday and us still on the can. ----------------------- Uh, oh. Oyster stuffing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

345 Fucking hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:05 PM (GEICT)

Okay...that is funny.

Show your kids. Tell them that is the evil of drinking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (oJ5Fd)

346 I was watching some Masters of Sex Episodes on demand until 4 oÂ’clock. Then I remembered I had to do some work from home today. I have to use the Windows 8 POS to get into my work computer and do payroll. I hate that computer. I was here earlier in the afternoon but only for the Black Friday stupidity post. It is 11:10 and I expected the ONT the up for hours by now.

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (z4WKX)

347 Our old UPS driver always rang the doorbell and he kept a pretty sharp eye out for ne'er do wells. But I think he must have retired and I now have a seriously butch woman who never rings the doorbell.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

348 @345 Still pissed, wife threw away left over oyster casserole.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (0FSuD)

349 Fake placeholder ONT up. Thanks, NDH.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (eQJwb)

350 when I grew up the drinking would taper off greatly.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2013 11:07 PM (SAMxH)

120 is the new 30.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (oJ5Fd)

351 It is 11:10 and I expected the ONT the up for hours by now. Posted by: Carol --------------------------- Same posters. We just shifted from 3D turbines, ...to seeing three of everything after drinking cheap slammers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

352 Lick me, Kirk. I hope you get reincarnated as a toilet in a Klingon baseball stadium.

Posted by: Picard at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (AO9UG)

353 Hickster,
WTF would you EVER leave your door unlocked?
Have you never been robbed, had your front-door beaten out of the frame in broad day-light?
Lost guns, jewelery, camera-gear, electronics?
WTF, O?

Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (BpTC0)

354 Likewise. Her favorite statement on a Friday night, "How many of those have you had?!" Posted by: Tobacco Road Not enough, apparently! (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (v6hyJ)

355 NDH has stomped us. NOOD

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (0FSuD)

356 Okay...that is funny. Show your kids. Tell them that is the evil of drinking. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:10 PM (oJ5Fd) Even better was the wife's reaction when I told her. "Well, you're not getting a you know what until that stops. Who knows what else it turned ectoplasm green and I don't need to be explaining to people why my teeth are green."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (GEICT)

357 Colege drinking Pitchers of Grenades for $6 http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=36075

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (vCVhg)

358 I am using my Mac in the living room now. This is what I use all the time. My living room faces the street and itÂ’s quiet. I must have missed it Wednesday night but some people, I think it had to be a few, broke into our next door neighborÂ’s car and stole the wifeÂ’s car. They found the car a few cities over and man called my older brother ask him to pick it up yesterday. I didnÂ’t hear a sound out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (z4WKX)

359 when I grew up the drinking would taper off greatly...

You know you are getting old when a case is just warming up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (80R0X)

360 But I think he must have retired and I now have a seriously butch woman who never rings the doorbell.
Does she claim to be ex-Special Forces from 'Nam?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (ZyZIo)

361 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:13 PM (GEICT)

TMI. Way, way TMI.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (oJ5Fd)

362 Fucking Picard.

The soup-slurping pansy has a replicator in his office and he uses it to conjure up tea.

WTF happened to fucking Starfleet?!

Posted by: Jim Kirk at November 29, 2013 11:02 PM (AO9UG)



It went away with their fucking stupid warp 5 ban.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (FMbng)

363 I think we should stay in this thread as a peaceful protest against the Man 'Wok.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (ZyZIo)

364 I have a delivery story.. I ordered a part for the parent's van so they could drive on Thanksgiving about 100 miles. I did it in PLENTY of time to get it here. (last date was Tues).

Tues, its STILL not here, so I looked it up on USPS, and it had LEFT Fla Sat. then disappeared!? It wasn't till wends that it showed back up in FLA!

It finally made it today, way too late for T-day. feh

I got a GREAT IDEA!! Let's put them in charge of our Healthcare!

(Can't complain anywhere, so I figured I'd vent here lol)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (E7Iyp)

365 I'm staying in this thread to avoid that horrible face, each time I refresh the page.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (82lr7)

366 WTF would you EVER leave your door unlocked?>> I live on a road that gets 5 cars down it a day. I figure if someone wants in I'll save the cost of the glass if I don't lock the door.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (vCVhg)

367 #367, many criminals are lazy. If it's locked they'll move on. I see it all the time in the city. Creeps trying doors on buildings and cars. If they hit the lottery of an unlocked door, they swipe what they can and walk off. Living on a remote street just means any potential criminals thinks they will have fewer people passing by to notice they are clearing your house out.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 29, 2013 07:32 PM (KCvsd)

368 Sure! Abandon this thread just because the "real" ONT is up.
Wimps.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 07:51 PM (ZyZIo)

369 Partnering with the Russians is a good idea. Yes, yes, they're totalitarian and anti-democratic and generally fudge the law if you don't toe their line in-country. But show me a country that's low-cost and perfect? Doesn't exist. There are always trade-offs. Whatever their warts, and they are many, the Russians are still part of Western civilization. Better we manufacture stuff there than in Communist China.

Posted by: JoeC at November 30, 2013 09:21 AM (cFIRj)

370 This seems like a big effing deal What GE needs to do is fix that little problem with core icing in their GEnx engines...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 30, 2013 09:56 AM (VVsZ2)

371 Can the 3-D printer make a teenage boy who puts the toilet seat down after using it?

Posted by: PJ at November 30, 2013 01:38 PM (ZWaLo)

372 High tech is moving out of the Country, as Obama giving our top secret secrets away to our enemies, at least if they move to our enemies, they can obtain some security, cheap labor, and when America is nuked, after Obama cuts up the last nuke, they won't have to start over from scratch.  May every Obama-ite stooge die from a slow case of nuclear poisoning, rather from the nuclear blasts.

Posted by: ron n. at December 02, 2013 02:50 AM (c7HxG)

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