December 26, 2013

Gleen Greenwalds to MSNBC Host: Sure, We Defend Edward Snowden Reflexively, Just Like MSNBC Promotes, Defends, and Glorifies Obama and the Democratic Party "Close to 24 Hours a Day"
— Ace

He does have a point.

Asked if his vigorous defense of Snowden suggests he's "crossed a line" from journalist to advocate, he responded:

“Every journalist has an agenda. We’re on MSNBC now, where close to 24 hours a day the agenda of President Obama and the Democratic Party are promoted, defended, glorified, the agenda of the Republican Party is undermined. That doesn’t mean the people who appear on MSNBC aren’t journalists, they are.”

He said that every journalist has a “viewpoint” and he doesn’t hide the fact that he finds Snowden’s decision to expose the NSA’s surveillance programs “heroic.”

I think the point is not so much about MSNBC and what happens here,” Welker said in defense of her employer, “but more that sometimes when you talk about Edward Snowden you do defend him, and some people wonder if that crosses a line.”

“Sure, I do defend him just like people on MSNBC defend President Obama and his officials and Democratic Party leaders 24 hours a day.” When Welker pushed back that “not everyone on MSNBC does that 24 hours a day,” Greenwald conceded that it’s “not everybody, but a lot of people do.”

Video at the link.

Joy Reid, an Obama-loving MSNBC HappyParrot (TM), immediately got all butthurt that the Greenwalds Clan had offered an accurate observation about her network. And soon after, she got snippy that Mediaite had merely reported her previous snippiness.

Andrew Kirell quotes a previous criticism of MSNBC by the Greenwalds Combine...

One finds more vibrant political debate in the average conference room of the DNC than one does on BashirÂ’s show. ItÂ’s a staple of cable news that regular access to the show depends on oneÂ’s eagerness to agree with the host as much as possible, but Bashir lowers this dynamic to never-before-seen depths, where one is obligated not only to flatter all his views but he himself. Almost every segment is like watching parrots in a pet shop compete over who can more faithfully mimic the other. ItÂ’s really quite creepy.

At the bottom of that post, Kirell demonstrates the "creepy" tendency of MSNBC guests to parrot whatever it is their host just claimed in a video supercut called "That's Absolutely Right, Martin [Bashir]." Among the parrots caught happily re-chirping Bashir's nonsense is MSNBC guest Joy Reid.

Meanwhile, another MSNBC idiot claimed that Christians' love for Jesus was "homoerotic." He then said he himself wasn't suggesting that, after he himself just suggested it.

And, Open Thread, unless there's some big news coming up. I'm half-daying it. It's kind of a gyp when Christmas falls on a Wednesday.

Posted by: Ace at 02:02 PM | Comments (308)
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1 That's such a bitchy thing for Gleen to have said that I almost wish I'd said it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:05 PM (Gk3SS)

2 *plants flag*


I claim this post for alextopia!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:07 PM (Gk3SS)

3 ™ Hold down the key Type 0 1 5 3 Viola: ™

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 26, 2013 02:07 PM (52QEX)

4 Hold down the Alt key ..... Damn HTML.....

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 26, 2013 02:08 PM (52QEX)

5 Okay since all this post is belong to me, it's time to discuss those matters dearest to my heart.


So.   Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline.   Discuss. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:08 PM (Gk3SS)

6 Damn spelling...........

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 26, 2013 02:08 PM (52QEX)

7 Those girls gonna need smelling salts.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 26, 2013 02:09 PM (6fSty)

8 It's kind of a gyp when Christmas falls on a Wednesday. So sorry that my death isn't more conVEEENient for you!

Posted by: St. Trayvon at December 26, 2013 02:10 PM (FcR7P)

9 Seriously those, it's always awesome when the MSNBC hacks get called out on their shall we say less than subtle rah rah rah for Team Obama.


That Gleen did it just makes it that much better. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:10 PM (Gk3SS)

10 On the gay stuff, I think Michael Eric Dyson is thinking about the Trayvon Jesus we've all heard so much about.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 26, 2013 02:10 PM (xlX1p)

11 "Greenwald conceded that it’s “not everybody, but a lot of people do.” Name 1 person at MSNBC that doesn't do that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 26, 2013 02:11 PM (0LHZx)

12

@5 Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss.
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Why discuss when we could be staring?

 

Posted by: junior at December 26, 2013 02:12 PM (UWFpX)

13 MSNBC is really busy today and can't be bothered. It seems Dear Leader's insurance app was booted as fraud. Can't be verified as a citizen by healthcare.gov, so they kicked his app out. It seems that his ID is fake due to one or more of the following: False Identity Noncitizen Not in Status Multiple SSNs with Different Identities Scrambled Earnings with New SSN Assigned SSN Obtained Using Fraudulent Documentation SSN Assignment Based on Harassment/Abuse/Life Endangerment Fictitious Identity Fraud – OIG Investigated Fraud SSN Misuse

Posted by: UWP at December 26, 2013 02:12 PM (2hQRj)

14 "It's kind of a gyp when Christmas falls on a Wednesday. Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM" The Gypsy-American Community will be all over your ass for this one Ace.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 26, 2013 02:12 PM (0LHZx)

15 MSNBC is really busy today and can't be bothered. It seems Dear Leader's insurance app was booted as fraud. link?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2013 02:13 PM (N3yqm)

16 "At the bottom of that post, Kirell demonstrates the "creepy" tendency of MSNBC guests to parrot whatever it is their host just claimed in a video supercut called "That's Absolutely Right, Martin [Bashir]."

Works for me!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 26, 2013 02:14 PM (HjPtV)

17 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline Add Salma Hayek.

Posted by: wooga at December 26, 2013 02:14 PM (2qbmc)

18 15 MSNBC is really busy today and can't be bothered. It seems Dear Leader's insurance app was booted as fraud. link? Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2013 06:13 PM (N3yqm) ----------------- http://tinyurl.com/mko467y

Posted by: UWP at December 26, 2013 02:15 PM (2hQRj)

19 *limps into thread* Gleen?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2013 02:15 PM (JpFMR)

20 Is gleen the gay way of spelling glenn?

Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2013 02:16 PM (Auy5s)

21 I've been watching a French flick titled "Populaire".  It is on Netflix streaming and I like it, a lot.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 26, 2013 02:16 PM (HjPtV)

22 Well flattering the host happens on Fox all the time, but it sure seems worse on MSNBC. I remember Howard Fineman practically fellating Keith Olbermann on his show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 26, 2013 02:17 PM (oFCZn)

23 That doesn’t mean the people who appear on MSNBC aren’t journalists, they are.” Oh, be fuckin' serious..... Orbiting Pluto, maybe.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 26, 2013 02:17 PM (zf3M1)

24 I beginning to  understand Willow's distress  about new threads.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:17 PM (QSL7Q)

25 I thought I'd never agree with Uncle Joe, but I like Populaire, too.

Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2013 02:17 PM (HjPtV)

26 20 Is gleen the gay way of spelling glenn? He is reputed to sock puppet himself on his site to boost traffic.

Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2013 02:18 PM (Ua6T/)

27 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline

Add Salma Hayek. Posted by: wooga at December 26, 2013 06:14 PM (2qbmc)


*adds Salma Hayek*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:18 PM (Gk3SS)

28 I have no idea who this Snowden fella is or why a post was written about me.

Posted by: Gleen Greenwald at December 26, 2013 02:18 PM (xlX1p)

29  I've been watching a French flick titled "Populaire". It is on Netflix streaming and I like it, a lot.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 26, 2013 06:16 PM (HjPtV)

 

 

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Okay.  I  get it.  This is like clicking on one of Ace's links and it's the London Boys.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:20 PM (QSL7Q)

30 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS) ..and Denise Milani just happens to rappel down from a hovering UH-1N that... .....just happens to be in the area on a SAR mission... ....for no reason whatsoever.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 26, 2013 02:20 PM (zf3M1)

31 Barry's SSN is a fraud? Isn't that something we've heard for some time now? It's a number that would've been handed out to someone in Connecticut or somewhere near there. Barry never lived in Connecticut.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 26, 2013 02:21 PM (oFCZn)

32 I believe the only response to this is AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://cnn.it/1g4SKdH



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:22 PM (Gk3SS)

33 3 Viola: ™
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 26, 2013 06:07 PM (52QEX)
Cello ™


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 26, 2013 02:23 PM (wMHFj)

34 Filthy racist Jooos in Occupied Palestine objectify minority woman:

http://tinyurl.com/l3qgwhy

Posted by: Glen Greenwald at December 26, 2013 02:24 PM (QFxY5)

35 Okay. I get it. This is like clicking on one of Ace's links and it's the London Boys. Posted by: Soona

Sort of, only when somebody clicks my link, the class enemy wakes up in a Lubyanka basement cell.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 26, 2013 02:24 PM (HjPtV)

36 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. pause while the morons disperse and reassemble Discuss.

That is one well engineered trampoline.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 26, 2013 02:24 PM (DL2i+)

37 Barry never lived in Connecticut.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 26, 2013 06:21 PM (oFCZn)

 

 

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But I'm sure he lived in a composite Connecticut.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:25 PM (QSL7Q)

38 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline Add Salma Hayek. **Limps out of Thread**

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 02:25 PM (V2m7a)

39 >> .....just happens to be in the area on a SAR mission... >> ....for no reason whatsoever..... Delivering a pizza.

Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2013 02:25 PM (Ua6T/)

40 *adds Salma Hayek*

6 cylinders usually have a balance shaft.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 26, 2013 02:26 PM (DL2i+)

41 Posted by: Uncle Joe at December 26, 2013 06:16 PM (HjPtV)

Does it have hot chicks getting naked?

Because really...they're speaking French for God's sake....they obviously aren't saying anything worthwhile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2013 02:26 PM (QFxY5)

42 Barry never lived in Connecticut. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 26, 2013 06:21 PM


Maybe he forgot, like with uncle Onyango.

Posted by: huerfano at December 26, 2013 02:26 PM (bAGA/)

43 That is one well engineered trampoline.
Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2013 06:24 PM (DL2i+)


Yeah, I got it from MWR's trampoline supplier.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:27 PM (Gk3SS)

44 OK, I've been distracted and stuff, and need catching up and stuff.  And, because Open Thread:

Is Alextopia related in some way to Peruvia?

(Thinking Greenwald would make a fabulous Press Secretary for the Palin/Cruz Administration . . . but then, I subscribe to the 'make their heads asplode' school of political strategy and tactics, so YMMV . . .)

Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2013 02:29 PM (roTS7)

45

 

So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline

Add Salma Hayek.


Subtract trampoline. Add kiddie pool full of Jello.

Posted by: Goes to 11 at December 26, 2013 02:29 PM (sTq3l)

46 Filthy racist Jooos in Occupied Palestine objectify minority woman:

http://tinyurl.com/l3qgwhy

Posted by: Glen Greenwald at December 26, 2013 06:24 PM (QFxY5)

 

 

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Looks like a tranny.  That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:30 PM (QSL7Q)

47 Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss. ------------------- Why discuss when we could be staring? Don't you mean "filming"? Preferably in HD.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at December 26, 2013 02:31 PM (ial2b)

48 "Kate and 'Tina, bouncin' on a 'tramp,
B-O-I-N-N-N-G . . ."

Er.

BRB . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2013 02:31 PM (roTS7)

49 The Gypsy-American Community will be all over your ass for this one Ace. That's "Roma" to you, you racisty racist.

Posted by: The Roma that don't like being called Gypsies anymore at December 26, 2013 02:31 PM (1xUj/)

50 Paging Asylum.   Asylum to the white courtesy phone.


http://on-msn.com/19krOlc

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 02:31 PM (Gk3SS)

51 Alextopia has always been at war with Peruvia.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 02:32 PM (V2m7a)

52 That's "Roma" to you, you racisty racist.

Roma sucks at quarterback.

Much better as a tomato.

Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2013 02:33 PM (roTS7)

53 Paging Asylum. Asylum to the white courtesy phone.


http://on-msn.com/19krOlc

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

 

 

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It's not pirahnas.  They only bite women with big boobehs in string bikinis.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:35 PM (QSL7Q)

54 Does it have hot chicks getting naked?
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It's placed in Normandy, Spring of '58. It has a strong 50's romantic comedy vibe. It also includes an American expat who is married to a smoking hot Frenchwoman (Berenice Bejo). The American is a decent, well-grounded best friend of the male lead. Funny, and Déborah François is a sharp actress.

Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2013 02:35 PM (HjPtV)

55 Déborah François is a sharp actress. Nice elbows, eh?

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 02:37 PM (V2m7a)

56 Yeah   And French temperamental,  too.  Quite ,,, attractive.

Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2013 02:39 PM (HjPtV)

57 Lesson #358 of AoSHQ:  To kill a thread  quickly, mention a French movie.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:40 PM (QSL7Q)

58 Look I understand messnbc represents what a lot of leftys think but I'm not sure that it doesn't exist just so we have something to talk about. Is a medium for them to throw stuff out to see what sticks and run with that? Who watches that anyway? How does anyone know what that are talking about if no one watches?

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2013 02:40 PM (lwGXq)

59 Anyone in la or NYC seen lone survivor yet?

Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2013 02:41 PM (Auy5s)

60 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS)

_____________________

Black eyes for everyone!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 26, 2013 02:41 PM (jucos)

61 Anyone in la or NYC seen lone survivor yet?

Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2013 06:41 PM (Auy5s)

 

 

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Read the book.  A damn good story.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:43 PM (QSL7Q)

62 To kill a thread quickly, mention a French movie. Posted by: Soona -------------- Or a French car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 02:43 PM (aDwsi)

63

Isn't that slob Dyson also one of the Reverends?

I think he is...he must be one in the Rev Wright school of hating the shit out of white people, including Jews and Jesus, church.

That fuckin guy went to Princeton. You have got to be shitting me.

And Cranbrook in Detroit...very very exclusive, if I must say.

"He became an ordained Baptist minister at 19 years of age."

Of course he did.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at December 26, 2013 02:43 PM (HQml1)

64 and if Obama had a bunch of sons, they'd look like...

http://tinyurl.com/kla3jud

Posted by: Mallfly at December 26, 2013 02:44 PM (bJm7W)

65 Paging Asylum. Asylum to the white courtesy phone. ---------------------- You rang?

Posted by: Bedlam at December 26, 2013 02:44 PM (aDwsi)

66

Watching U. of Pittsburgh playing Bowling Green in some bowl game I can't remember the name of. Why do you ask? I grew up near Pittsburgh,,,,,and there is nothing else on. Thats it. Oh, you didn't ask. Sorry for the useless information then. Don't get salty. I worked right through Christmas so not much of a holiday for me. Tonight I drink and prepare for New Years (where I work again). I do have New Years Day off. Cheers! hick ESPN's announcers are boring so I'm listening to The Pogues while the game is on. I've watched enough football that I don't need these twits to tell me whats going on.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 26, 2013 02:44 PM (DQP0t)

67 57 Lesson #358 of AoSHQ: To kill a thread quickly, mention a French movie. Posted by: Soona I am sure there MUST be some moron approved French movies; when I was a bright eyed twenty year old pretty officer my boat pulled into Toulon France and walking around, in one of the sex shops was the first I had ever seen a fist dildo. Surely the French have made some movies about it.

Posted by: bing dang oww at December 26, 2013 02:45 PM (2m7Ih)

68 hey, any of you guys seen a rabbit run through here?

Posted by: Les Stroud at December 26, 2013 02:45 PM (NXg/k)

69 "Black eyes for everyone!" Yea I can't wait for Jan 1! Wait we aren't talking about peas and turnip greens are we?

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2013 02:46 PM (lwGXq)

70

™ing the TM™

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 02:46 PM (QuZie)

71

64 and if Obama had a bunch of sons, they'd look like...

http://tinyurl.com/kla3jud

 

Rowdy bunch there for Anchorman 2?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at December 26, 2013 02:47 PM (5lVZz)

72 But, but, B U T... One's a treasonist bastard. The other is indefensible...

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 26, 2013 02:47 PM (GJUgF)

73 84 out of 96 hours down... hope none of you crazy ass crackas in this ED need a diagnosis worthy of Holmes, ain't happenin...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 02:47 PM (QuZie)

74 Opens everywhere else in January. Curious how marky mark will be in it. The elfin navy seal.

Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2013 02:47 PM (Auy5s)

75 Wait we aren't talking about peas and turnip greens are we? Posted by: freaked ----------------- No. But possibly Hoppin' John

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 02:48 PM (aDwsi)

76 I'm in!

Posted by: John at December 26, 2013 02:49 PM (lwGXq)

77 I wish Greenwald would be just a bit more accurate in his evaluation.I mean it does sort of approach the situation when he says, "WeÂ’re on MSNBC now, where close to 24 hours a day the agenda of President Obama and the Democratic Party are promoted, defended, glorified,..." but I really think he should read straight from his notes and say "WeÂ’re on MSNBC now, where close to 24 hours a day our gay, straight, and transgendered hosts rim the most asshole of the President for everyone to see."

Posted by: Gerard Van der leun at December 26, 2013 02:51 PM (Z01bq)

78 French movie? Anything with Clara Morgane.

Posted by: wooga at December 26, 2013 02:52 PM (2qbmc)

79

>>“Every journalist has an agenda. We’re on MSNBC now, where close to 24 hours a day the agenda of President Obama and the Democratic Party are promoted, defended, glorified, the agenda of the Republican Party is undermined. That doesn’t mean the people who appear on MSNBC aren’t journalists, they are.”

 

 

Hilariously incompatible assertions. Only a liberal could make a statement like this.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 26, 2013 02:52 PM (s/yC1)

80 Opens everywhere else in January. Curious how marky mark will be in it. The elfin navy seal.

Posted by: NCKate at December 26, 2013 06:47 PM (Auy5s)

 

 

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Just from the trailers I've seen, one of the differences in the movie from the book is that the  goat-herd in the movie was a small boy.  I believe in the book it was an old man.  They still refused to kill him, so that much is true. 

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:53 PM (QSL7Q)

81 Who is this Gren Gleenwald ? A flend of my uncre ?

Posted by: sum dum kim at December 26, 2013 02:53 PM (J8TNb)

82 Thr French Erection was good. Won at Tony, or Emmy, or something.

Posted by: John at December 26, 2013 02:53 PM (lwGXq)

83
Ms. Reid is a 1991 graduate of Harvard University, where she majored in visual and environmental studies with a concentration in film.



Harvard: We Let Pretty Much Anyone in Nowadays

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2013 02:53 PM (kdS6q)

84 Okay since all this post is belong to me, it's time to discuss those matters dearest to my heart.


So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss.



ATC you know only the women here are going to be able to discuss that - the men are all in a state of mental paralysis. Just at the thought of seeing that; we men are pretty much reduced to Neanderthal status. The sound the Monster made in Young Frankenstein is about the only one I can make now; if I could figure out how to type that it would be here instead of these words.
 

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at December 26, 2013 02:56 PM (ylhEn)

85  Thr French Erection was good.

Won at Tony, or Emmy, or something.

Posted by: John at December 26, 2013 06:53 PM (lwGXq)

 

 

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Isn't that about a guy with an obsession to fuck the Eiffel Tower?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 02:56 PM (QSL7Q)

86

Admissions interview at both Harvard and Princeton:

Skin color?

Black.

Ok, you're in, here you go.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at December 26, 2013 02:57 PM (HQml1)

87
In 2004, Reid took a break from media to serve as state deputy communications director for America Coming Together, which registered 50,000 voters in Florida, and in 2008, she worked on South Florida urban media outreach for the Barack Obama presidential campaign.



objective

1.(of a person or their judgment) not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2013 02:57 PM (kdS6q)

88

>Isn't that about a guy with an obsession to fuck the Eiffel Tower?

 

Ya, but only the lightbulb socket on top.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 02:57 PM (QuZie)

89 Tramps On A Tramp sounds like a good French movie

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2013 02:58 PM (lwGXq)

90

So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss.




Well, four black eyes for a start.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2013 02:59 PM (kdS6q)

91 Harvard: We Let Pretty Much Anyone in Nowadays Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2013 06:53 PM When I went through Navy nuke school in the late 80s, one of the things they world say was, "you would have a better chance of graduating Harvard than completing nuke school." I don't know if that's bragging anymore.

Posted by: traye at December 26, 2013 03:00 PM (2m7Ih)

92 I'm confused. According to these media personalities, is "homoerotic" good or bad?

Posted by: Mindy aka Cupcake at December 26, 2013 03:00 PM (GRLuN)

93 Get these muthafukin tramps off my ... Oh never mind.

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2013 03:01 PM (lwGXq)

94 Why is Balack arways with Leggie ?

Posted by: sum dum kim at December 26, 2013 03:02 PM (J8TNb)

95 ATC you know only the women here are going to be able to discuss that - the men are all in a state of mental paralysis. Just at the thought of seeing that; we men are pretty much reduced to Neanderthal status. The sound the Monster made in Young Frankenstein is about the only one I can make now; if I could figure out how to type that it would be here instead of these words.

Posted by: An Observation at December 26, 2013 06:56 PM (ylhEn)


My work here is done.   *bounds off*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 03:03 PM (Gk3SS)

96 Sure, I do defend him just like people on MSNBC defend President Obama and his officials and Democratic Party leaders 24 hours a day still not as bad as the officials and Aaron Rodgers during a Green Bay game

Posted by: navycopjoe Santa hates the Packers and their drunk waste of life fans at December 26, 2013 03:03 PM (JFrBt)

97

“Every journalist has an agenda. We’re on MSNBC now, where close to 24 hours a day the agenda of President Obama and the Democratic Party are promoted, defended, glorified, the agenda of the Republican Party is undermined. That doesn’t mean the people who appear on MSNBC aren’t journalists, they are.”


Actually it does. Journalism is dead. Has been for a while.


 

Posted by: puddleglum at December 26, 2013 03:03 PM (DQP0t)

98 When I went through Navy nuke school in the late 80s, one of the things they world say was, "you would have a better chance of graduating Harvard than completing nuke school."

I don't know if that's bragging anymore.

Posted by: traye at December 26, 2013 07:00 PM (2m7Ih)

 

 

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One could never tell the difference anymore if someone graduated Harvard or Whatsamatta U.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:04 PM (QSL7Q)

99

does=doesn't. Oops. Hey, I'm not a jounalist. I'll admit mistakes.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 26, 2013 03:04 PM (DQP0t)

100 "Meanwhile, another MSNBC idiot claimed that Christians' love for Jesus was "homoerotic."" Absolutely. And that would make Leftists hatecriminals. Because equality. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 26, 2013 03:05 PM (VYM4n)

101 That doesnÂ’t mean the people who appear on MSNBC arenÂ’t journalists, they are. journalist n Someone who can write down things in a notebook of some sort; and can write somewhat coherently -ish.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:05 PM (4QSOR)

102 That Glen Greenwald is absolutely right. Did you know he's a world-renowned blogger and Congress routinely quotes his material? I wonder if they'll keep quoting him now?

Posted by: Green Glenwald at December 26, 2013 03:05 PM (eHIJJ)

103 5 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS) Ok....I've died & gone to boobeh heaven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2013 03:07 PM (HVff2)

104 Journalists at MSNBC? Bzzzt. Only if you spell it d-i-c-t-a-t-i-o-n.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 26, 2013 03:07 PM (eHIJJ)

105 Grenglyynwalld is that Welsh ?

Posted by: sum dum kim at December 26, 2013 03:08 PM (J8TNb)

106 Yes, Senhor. Mr Greenwald is very, very important blogger.

Posted by: glenno greenwaldo at December 26, 2013 03:08 PM (f6z8e)

107 I'm not really a Journalist...but I play one on tv.

Posted by: Liberal Propaganda Nozzle at December 26, 2013 03:08 PM (1ScqE)

108 ugggghh Christina Hendricks is soooo overrated

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:09 PM (JFrBt)

109 You're absolutely right, Ace!

Posted by: --- at December 26, 2013 03:10 PM (MMC8r)

110 I agree with Greenwald that most journalists have an agenda.   If we quit pretending that journalists are objective and laid out some formula where each political party has to pick some # of journalists for the press corps based on  who is in the white house,  % of senate seats and % of HOR seats held by the party and then said that the WH spokesman must take X% of questions from each party's designated journalists the public might be quite a bit better informed.  Of course at this point in time the stupid RINOs would pick journalists that lean progressive trying to score brownie points for the cocktail circuit and the public still wouldn't get anyone to ask questions they'd actually like answered but at least there would theoretically be some chance for real reporting to happen. 

Posted by: palerider at December 26, 2013 03:11 PM (dkExz)

111 Christina Hendricks is soooo overrated

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 07:09 PM (JFrBt)

 

 

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Agree.  She's getting old.  She needs to move her boobehs over for the youngins.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:11 PM (QSL7Q)

112 *limps into thread*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2013 06:15 PM (JpFMR)



ATC kick you in the ankle?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 03:11 PM (yh0zB)

113 @ #77 GerardvanderLuen. Great story! You don't know shit about dynamite. Link in your nic.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 26, 2013 03:13 PM (u6lBN)

114  You're absolutely right, Ace!

Posted by: --- at December 26, 2013 07:10 PM (MMC8r)

 

 

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Excuse me, but you've got something brown under  your nose there. 

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:13 PM (QSL7Q)

115 NCJ So how much has BHO screwed up Hi with the visit ?

Posted by: sum dum kim at December 26, 2013 03:13 PM (J8TNb)

116 62 To kill a thread quickly, mention a French movie. Posted by: Soona -------------- Or a French car. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi) Renault anyone?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2013 03:13 PM (HVff2)

117 the WH spokesman must take X% of questions from each party's designated journalists the public might be quite a bit better informed. I see a problem with your plan. The Whitehouse spokes-tool doesn't answer questions. He refers you to other people who won't answer your question.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:14 PM (4QSOR)

118 111 gravity will not be kind to ms Hendricks kneecaps just saying

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:14 PM (JFrBt)

119 Renault anyone? Only so I can resell it to a hipster.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:15 PM (4QSOR)

120 Does it have hot chicks getting naked? Because really...they're speaking French for God's sake....they obviously aren't saying anything worthwhile. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2013 06:26 PM (QFxY5) I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 03:15 PM (JpFMR)

121 Happy, chirpy parrots all say, "Baraaaaaaack!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 26, 2013 03:15 PM (HsTG8)

122 gravity will not be kind to ms Hendricks kneecaps just saying You calling her a fatty?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:15 PM (4QSOR)

123 ATC kick you in the ankle? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 07:11 PM (yh0zB) Cut my achilles actually. Beautiful and terrible indeed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 03:16 PM (JpFMR)

124 "84 out of 96 hours down... hope none of you crazy ass crackas in this ED need a diagnosis worthy of Holmes, ain't happenin..."

Good gravy. That's just completely out of control.

And how much sleep have you managed to cadge in those 84 hours so far?

Whatever you do, be careful getting yourself back home.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 26, 2013 03:16 PM (gqT4g)

125 115 so far his troop has ruined a basketball tourney but he's stayed on the other side of the island so far will get bad next week though cause the sony open pros start getting here and you know he'll come out here for photo ops

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:16 PM (JFrBt)

126 122 You calling her a fatty? nope saying that when those twins fall in 15 years, every time she goes for a walk, lets just say something low is getting bumped

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:18 PM (JFrBt)

127 Cut my achilles actually.


Beautiful and terrible indeed. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 07:16 PM (JpFMR)


You shouldn't have tried to make me bear bait, now, should you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 03:18 PM (Gk3SS)

128 navycopjoe: "gravity will not be kind to ms Hendricks kneecaps
just saying"

A lotta productive ogling between now and then.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 26, 2013 03:18 PM (eHIJJ)

129

gravity will not be kind to ms Hendricks kneecaps
just saying

 

You calling her a fatty?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 26, 2013 07:15 PM (4QSOR)

 

 

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I think what he's saying is that by the time she hits 50 she'll have to buy tiny shoes for  her nipples. 

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:18 PM (QSL7Q)

130 will get bad next week though cause the sony open pros start getting here and you know he'll come out here for photo ops Hmm, nope, not feeling any sympathy for the guy living in Hawaii. Island time, haole!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:18 PM (4QSOR)

131 57 Lesson #358 of AoSHQ: To kill a thread quickly, mention a French movie.


Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 06:40 PM (QSL7Q)


"I Stand Alone" is the best Christmas movie ever.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 26, 2013 03:20 PM (5l5UA)

132

> I think what he's saying is that by the time she hits 50 she'll have to buy tiny shoes for her nipples.

 

So you're sayin she'll be on her hands and knees most of the time?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 03:20 PM (QuZie)

133 Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 07:16 PM (JFrBt) You & him should be just fine discussing Jay Cutlers uterus injury and how the da Bears still suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2013 03:20 PM (HVff2)

134 130 Hmm, nope, not feeling any sympathy for the guy living in Hawaii. ah come on, it got down to 70 last night brrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:20 PM (JFrBt)

135 I think what he's saying is that by the time she hits 50 she'll have to buy tiny shoes for her nipples. Picturing her making them "walk" using a marionette setup.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:21 PM (4QSOR)

136 133 You & him should be just fine discussing Jay Cutlers uterus injury and how the da Bears still suck I bet the man-girl could name three bears players by man-girl I mean Obama, not cutler this time

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:22 PM (JFrBt)

137 Torquewrench, I have gotten my head down in bits and pieces, but not long enough to pull the bed spread off. Thanks, I'll be careful. Thinking about Hendricks on her hands and knees will keep me awake...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 03:22 PM (QuZie)

138 snowdens merkel leak hurt the usa and did not increase our liberty. it helped putin and china. so.... why did he leak it? imo: he's been an agent of putins since 2009/while at cia. the libertarian angle was concocted to give him cover and earn him refugee status. somewhere.

Posted by: reliapundit at December 26, 2013 03:22 PM (wwz94)

139 "I Stand Alone" is the best Christmas movie ever.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 26, 2013 07:20 PM (5l5UA)

 

 

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Aaaaannnnd, the thread goes into it's final death rattle.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:23 PM (QSL7Q)

140 Be funny if "You're absolutely right Ace" replaced "First" for a while.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 26, 2013 03:23 PM (SUKHu)

141 136 couldn't I know I typed it...damn autospell damn, I really don't want to go to the corner store.....where the hell is the slave girl?

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to get off his lazy ass and get potatoes for dinner at December 26, 2013 03:23 PM (JFrBt)

142 Z136 touché

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2013 03:24 PM (HVff2)

143 Excuse me, but you've got something brown under your nose there.
Ewok fur???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 26, 2013 03:28 PM (f6z8e)

144 This Lidocaine doesn't look kosher.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 03:28 PM (WHRca)

145 I think movies should be uplifting.  I propose the title, "I Am Kate Upton's Bra".

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:28 PM (QSL7Q)

146 Lawyers say the darnedest things. Just broke out the doggeh's Christmas present, a new leash (because I'm a giver). There is actually an owner's manual included, which is primarily Warnings(!). I scanned a part of the thing, because it is amusing in a twisted sort of way. I mean..., it's a fcuking leash. Anyhow, the graphic that caught my eye was the one circled, although the amputated fingers are a close runner-up. http://tinyurl.com/klw2vgq

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 03:28 PM (aDwsi)

147 NCKate @ 59-
Lone Survivor. My doctor was at the premier showing. He said he was overwhelmed. This guy is not easily over-anythinged. And the Ethiopian/Israeli beauty queen? She was in the Laketown crowd scene in Hobbit/Desolation Of Smaug. At first I thought it was Whoopi Goldberg, but then I realized Whoopi would have been an orc.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 26, 2013 03:28 PM (OONaw)

148 > 144 This Lidocaine doesn't look kosher.   It's OK, God doesn't want you to feel your sphincter streeeeaaaatching as 2014 is inserted...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 03:30 PM (QuZie)

149 Aaaaannnnd, the thread goes into it's final death rattle. Posted by: Soona ----------------- You just haven't checked out the dog leash link. That ought to be the nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 03:30 PM (aDwsi)

150 You shouldn't have tried to make me bear bait, now, should you? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 07:18 PM (Gk3SS) All's fair in love and running for your fucking life from a half ton killing machine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 03:30 PM (JpFMR)

151 you absolutely right Ace ! No, really. it's only ice cream.

Posted by: gay penguin at December 26, 2013 03:32 PM (J8TNb)

152 All's fair in love and running for your fucking life from a half ton killing machine. Posted by: BC ------- From the descriptions, ATC doesn't weigh anything like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 03:32 PM (aDwsi)

153 I think what he's saying is that by the time she hits 50 she'll have to buy tiny shoes for her nipples. She can tuck them in her socks.

Posted by: --- at December 26, 2013 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

154 From the descriptions, ATC doesn't weigh anything like that. A Half Ton of Hate is surprisingly light.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 03:33 PM (WHRca)

155 You just haven't checked out the dog leash link. That ought to be the nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

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Just did.     Yup.  That should pretty much do it.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:33 PM (QSL7Q)

156 "Every journalist has an agenda." Dude forgot an adjective.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 26, 2013 03:35 PM (Qt/d2)

157 #121...reads like the sound a mini gun makes

Posted by: dumbartist at December 26, 2013 03:36 PM (ahBY0)

158 *just getting back from the mailbox*  Oh, look.  Another plea for money from the RNC.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:38 PM (QSL7Q)

159 Hammer, they forgot the warning about leaving the leash on the dog when you take it for a car ride, and the leash hangs out the door and gets run over by the tire! Very gruesome !11!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 26, 2013 03:38 PM (u6lBN)

160 You shouldn't have tried to make me bear bait, now, should you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 07:18 PM (Gk3SS)




Aaaand the mystery is solved...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 03:39 PM (yh0zB)

161 All's fair in love and running for your fucking life from a half ton killing machine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 07:30 PM (JpFMR)


Which is why you no longer have functioning Achilles' tendons. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 03:39 PM (Gk3SS)

162 .reads like the sound a mini gun makes Posted by: dumbartist --------- Hmm. Can the rate of fire of mini guns be controlled? I'm thinking that it might be possible to perform a tune, kind of like the crude music that early PC's could make by switching the speaker on and off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 03:39 PM (aDwsi)

163 Why do you think we're always so nattily attired?

Posted by: gay penguin at December 26, 2013 03:39 PM (J8TNb)

164 I do think that Greenwald chap is being mizleding about MSNBC.

Posted by: Debbie Whaleshit Shultz at December 26, 2013 03:39 PM (wNF3N)

165 Suddenly, Holder cares: Federal authorities charge white ‘knockout’ suspect with hate crime Federal authorities said Thursday they have arrested and charged a Texas man in connection with the “knockout game,” accusing him of a hate crime for targeting a black man for a vicious street attack. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ngahk9l

Posted by: --- at December 26, 2013 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

166 From the sidebar: FDA: ADHD drug may cause priapism So basically you get a dude with a one track mind and a hard-on that won't go away.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 26, 2013 03:40 PM (Qt/d2)

167 Hammer, they forgot the warning about leaving the leash on the dog when you take it for a car ride, and the leash hangs out the door and gets run over by the tire! Very gruesome !11! Posted by: t-dubyah-d ---------------- It's called The Isadora Duncan Gambit

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 03:40 PM (aDwsi)

168 Federal authorities said Thursday they have arrested and charged a Texas man in connection with the “knockout game,” accusing him of a hate crime for targeting a black man for a vicious street attack.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ngahk9l

Posted by: --- at December 26, 2013 07:40 PM (MMC8r)




sure am glad we're post-racial now....


/sarc

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 03:41 PM (yh0zB)

169 So I came back from spending the day and having Christmas dinner with my family (sister came into town this morning) only to find I didn't miss anything new: *MessNBC is full of hypcritical Chicago Jesus worshippers. *Cable TV channels that nobody watchea anymore s using sex to ssll a few commercials. *Obama is a SCOAMT and down in the ratings, but the LIVs have a very short term memory. *Some asshole has enshrined St. Trayvon, calling him the Messiah. *My now ex-gf is a malevolent scrunt that's willing to use her kids to make me suffer. For what? I'm not sure. Fuck this planet. Where do I get off?

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 03:42 PM (5aFK0)

170 So basically you get a dude with a one track mind and a hard-on that won't go away.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 26, 2013 07:40 PM (Qt/d2)

 

 

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That pretty much describes us all.  We need to narrow it down.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:43 PM (QSL7Q)

171 >> accusing him of a hate crime for targeting a black man...
 
What's important here is that, finally, an actual hate crime has occurred.

Posted by: Debbie Whaleshit Shultz at December 26, 2013 03:43 PM (wNF3N)

172 @ #167 Had to Bing Isadora Duncan. Ouch!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 26, 2013 03:44 PM (u6lBN)

173 Fuck this planet. Where do I get off?

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 07:42 PM (5aFK0)



This, too, shall pass.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 03:44 PM (yh0zB)

174 Not enough illegals in Hawaii, gettin' ready to fire up my EO machine.

Posted by: Brock LaBomba at December 26, 2013 03:44 PM (J8TNb)

175

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 07:42 PM (5aFK0)

 

 

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You forgot the pirhana attack upthread.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:45 PM (QSL7Q)

176 I'm so post-racial, post-sexual, post-gay, post-religious that I can now hate myself without guilt. Like Sammy Davis Jr. becoming a Jew.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 03:45 PM (QuZie)

177 It's kind of a gyp when Christmas falls on a Wednesday. Hang in their Ace. Christmas 2015 is on a Friday.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 26, 2013 03:47 PM (mETGQ)

178 Which is why you no longer have functioning Achilles' tendons. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 07:39 PM (Gk3SS) Did I say I blamed you? No I did not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 03:48 PM (JpFMR)

179  I'm so post-racial, post-sexual, post-gay, post-religious that I can now hate myself without guilt. Like Sammy Davis Jr. becoming a Jew.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 07:45 PM (QuZie)

 

 

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The "Age of Aquarius" hasn't been kind to you, has it?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:49 PM (QSL7Q)

180 You forgot the pirhana attack upthread ___________ I checked in & skimmed the posts i missed today. When I get this first bourbon down, I'll get to the commenta, but thanks. Pirhanas? And I have ampersands? Things are looking up!

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 03:49 PM (5aFK0)

181 "62 To kill a thread quickly, mention a French movie.

Posted by: Soona
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Or a French car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi)"



Fans of the Citroen DS refer to the car as "Goddess" because in French pronouncing the letters DS sounds like "Deesse" which is the French word for "Goddess".



It's the same kind of cleverness in naming the Kel-Tec A3AT.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 03:50 PM (BcCwi)

182 A good movie.  Rose reminds me of that crazy girl from Brittany.

Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2013 03:50 PM (HjPtV)

183 You forgot the pirhana attack upthread What's a pirhana? A quay in Hawaii?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 03:51 PM (4QSOR)

184 Joy reid is the dribble of piss that runs down your left inner thigh after taking a leak. No matter how much you shake you can rid yourself of this gross realality.

Posted by: redenzo at December 26, 2013 03:51 PM (WCnJW)

185 Fans of the Citroen DS refer to the car as "Goddess" because in French pronouncing the letters DS sounds like "Deesse" which is the French word for "Goddess".

It's the same kind of cleverness in naming the Kel-Tec A3AT.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 07:50 PM (BcCwi)

 

 

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So how did the K-car get the name "Piece of Shit"?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 03:52 PM (QSL7Q)

186 Did I say I blamed you? No I did not. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 07:48 PM (JpFMR)


A most cromulent point.   Tell you what, why don't we agree that when we go camping we'll just take Bannion with us?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 03:53 PM (Gk3SS)

187 A most cromulent point. Tell you what, why don't we agree that when we go camping we'll just take Bannion with us? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 07:53 PM (Gk3SS) Ideas like that are why you are Empress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2013 03:54 PM (JpFMR)

188 How about Navy Cop Joe. He likes bears alot from what I've read here.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 26, 2013 03:54 PM (f6z8e)

189 when evah I perceive a cold shoulder, I dial up my bro eric holder.

Posted by: Brock LaBomba at December 26, 2013 03:55 PM (J8TNb)

190 So how did the K-car get the name "Piece of Shit"?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 07:52 PM (QSL7Q)



As a former K car owner I can say with certainty it got that name the old fashioned way.  It earned it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 03:56 PM (yh0zB)

191 It's Boxing Day, where's my fucking gift?

Posted by: Canadian LIV's at December 26, 2013 03:58 PM (0FSuD)

192 No you no understand, eet was a "Que" car,

Posted by: miguel fawlty at December 26, 2013 03:59 PM (J8TNb)

193 Well.. a day late but Merry Christmas to all my fellow morons. Hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas. Mine was good, except for a few snags.. but it's that way every year. Missed my daughter like crazy. Just kept trying not to think about it or I knew I would end up in tears.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 26, 2013 03:59 PM (u25eL)

194 My understanding, limited though it is, is that the average human being cannot be in sexual bliss constantly past certain endurance limits.

The male of the species has bio-mechanical barriers and must recharge their batteries in between climaxes and the female reaches a pleasure overload point of diminishing return on stimulation.

As such I'd posit that Chris Matthews only fellates Obama in 6 hour intervals and Ray Maddow only copulates Obama for 22.75hours at a time.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 26, 2013 03:59 PM (9jfyN)

195 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline. Discuss. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS) ...and they are naked and I'm on the trampoline with them...and I'm naked.. and then we all fall down!! And we all laugh and there are lots of hugs!

Posted by: Guido - Fa La Fucking La - Merry Christmas. at December 26, 2013 04:00 PM (yICtd)

196 As a former K car owner I can say with certainty it got that name the old fashioned way. It earned it. Hey, the Plymouth Reliant and Dodge Aries were sub-mediocre in every way. They earned nothing, and said "meh" when told so.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 04:00 PM (44jNh)

197 188 How about Navy Cop Joe. He likes bears alot from what I've read here. It doesn't mean he's a bad person.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:00 PM (0FSuD)

198 185 So how did the K-car get the name "Piece of Shit"?

What, the first time? I figure it was as soon as the first person read what the Finance guys had done to the design. In those days, the standard was to take the work of the designers, and subject it to the Cheapening Committee, who would replace things with standard parts from other vehicles, and the sort of cheap plastic that retains its "cheap plastic" smell after 8 months. What came out the other end could not ever be good. See "Cadillac Cimmaron."

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:02 PM (bKA83)

199 Aren't all Jerry Lewis movies French movies, by definition?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 26, 2013 04:02 PM (HsTG8)

200 Juan Williams.  Dog  vomit personified.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 04:02 PM (QSL7Q)

201 Shredded Chi, I owe you an apology. I was sick all last week & was feeling a bit better this weekend. I did NOT read why you were in such a low mood. I didn't read that ex was being a bitch & keeping her kids away from you. PLEASE accept my apologies. I will not comment unless I read all the comments! Carol I'm at work & looked to see if you're on the blog. Did you have a good Christmas with kids yesterday?

Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2013 04:04 PM (s0f54)

202 Hey, the Plymouth Reliant and Dodge Aries were sub-mediocre in every way. They earned nothing, and said "meh" when told so.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 26, 2013 08:00 PM (44jNh)



The only thing I can say about my Aries station wagon is that it was...fucking hideous, brown like a turd, but I got more for it from the insurance company than I had in it when the Jeep cut in front of me and totaled it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:04 PM (yh0zB)

203 200 Juan Williams. Dog vomit personified.   I resnt that remark.

Posted by: Dog d'Vomit at December 26, 2013 04:04 PM (QuZie)

204 Catching up here. Upthread, alexthechick proposes thinking about two lovely ladies, blessed by nature with extraordinary, um, gifts, jumping on a trampoline. And yet when I search for the phrase "slow motion," it appears nowhere on the thread.

Christmas turkey torpor? Is tryptophan to blame for everything? Does Obama take it? It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:04 PM (bKA83)

205 So. Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks on a trampoline

Add Salma Hayek.

Posted by: wooga at December 26, 2013 06:14 PM (2qbmc)


*adds Salma Hayek*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 06:18 PM (Gk3SS)

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Won't somebody think of the kittens?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2013 04:04 PM (KlVdw)

206 OT - Netflix, show called Hyperdrive, Motto, "protecting Britain's interests in an ever changing galaxy". Not a bad show. Don't know if this tinyurl works - http://tinyurl.com/pb3d2jb

Posted by: UWP at December 26, 2013 04:05 PM (2hQRj)

207 201 I will not comment unless I read all the comments!

If you hold to this, you may be the only one. Do it for a year, and I think you'll deserve some sort of trophy.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:06 PM (bKA83)

208 > Juan Williams. Dog vomit personified.   Worst. House. Negro. EVER!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 04:06 PM (QuZie)

209 Aren't all Jerry Lewis movies French movies, by definition?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at December 26, 2013 08:02 PM (HsTG

 

 

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Nope.  When he was partnered with Dean Martin they made mainstream Hollywood movies.  But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 04:06 PM (QSL7Q)

210 205 Won't somebody think of the kittens?

Wouldn't they come flying out of the cleavage under the extraordinary G-forces?

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:07 PM (bKA83)

211 but I got more for it from the insurance company than I had in it when the Jeep cut in front of me and totaled it. Jeep drivers are a scourge.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 04:07 PM (44jNh)

212 209 Soona at December 26, 2013 08:06 PM (QSL7Q)

In Dean Martin's defense he is dead...unless you are Brandon Lee or the Fast and Furious dude post-living starring roles are hard to come by.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 26, 2013 04:07 PM (9jfyN)

213 Hey, the Plymouth Reliant and Dodge Aries were sub-mediocre in every way. They earned nothing, and said "meh" when told so. Posted by: bonhomme
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I drove two as company cars. Both turned in at 50K miles.  While not exciting in any way, they performed better than my previous Buick company cars back in the 80s.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:08 PM (4Mv1T)

214 snowden is a piece of shit, but as pieces of shit go?  MSNBC sorta has that market cornered.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 04:08 PM (x3YFz)

215 Won't somebody think of the kittens?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2013 08:04 PM (KlVdw)




Thinking more of the puppies...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:10 PM (yh0zB)

216 OT: Wa Free Beacon short vid of Dem quotes of 2013: http://tinyurl.com/k5b6fah

Posted by: Baldy at December 26, 2013 04:10 PM (2bql3)

217 "So how did the K-car get the name "Piece of Shit"?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 07:52 PM (QSL7Q)"



I never owned one so I can't help you there.  Maybe the people who did that dialect test would know the subtle peculiarities of the whimsical Detroit patois.



The K-car was created as a way for Chrysler to make use of their capacity for manufacturing rear wheel drive cars.  They were flat out maxed in all their plants making front wheel drive cars and they had all this idle capital equipment for making rear wheel drive cars.  The goal was not to make a good car.  The goal was to make use of underutilized equipment.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 04:10 PM (BcCwi)

218 Jeep drivers are a scourge.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 26, 2013 08:07 PM (44jNh)




Better not let Peaches see you type that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:10 PM (yh0zB)

219 The K-car was created as a way for Chrysler to make use of their capacity for manufacturing rear wheel drive cars. They were flat out maxed in all their plants making front wheel drive cars and they had all this idle capital equipment for making rear wheel drive cars. The goal was not to make a good car. The goal was to make use of underutilized equipment.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole
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It was a FWD vehicle. I had two as company cars.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:12 PM (4Mv1T)

220 The K-car was created as a way for Chrysler to make use of their capacity for manufacturing rear wheel drive cars. They were flat out maxed in all their plants making front wheel drive cars and they had all this idle capital equipment for making rear wheel drive cars. The goal was not to make a good car. The goal was to make use of underutilized equipment.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 08:10 PM (BcCwi)




....but the K car was a front wheel drive...



By the time the K car came around about the only RWD vehicles Chrysler was making was trucks, and to give the devil his due, Dodge makes a pretty darn good truck.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:12 PM (yh0zB)

221 218 Jeep drivers are a scourge.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 26, 2013 08:07 PM (44jNh)



Better not let Peaches see you type that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 08:10 PM (yh0zB)

Jeep:  the car that makes your ass hurt.  Colossal brand failure.  What a hunk of steaming poop.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 04:12 PM (x3YFz)

222 Interesting factoid. The site of the Wah Mee massacre in Seattle burned on Christmas Eve, and is in danger of collapse. It's so structurally unsound, no investigation to identify the cause of the fire is possible.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 04:12 PM (44jNh)

223 Jeep drivers are a scourge. Posted by: bonhomme --------------- Oh man...., when Peaches hears that , you are going to be in deep, deep, doo-doo. Just head for the border, now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 04:12 PM (aDwsi)

224 In Dean Martin's defense he is dead...unless you are Brandon Lee or the Fast and Furious dude post-living starring roles are hard to come by.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 26, 2013 08:07 PM (9jfyN)

 

 

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I remember when  Martin and Lewis broke up as a comedy team.  It was a big deal.  Made the national news.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2013 04:13 PM (QSL7Q)

225 Daily reminder: All the open-minded, free-thinking intellectuals have the same exact opinions.

Posted by: WOW at December 26, 2013 04:14 PM (6j8ke)

226 Jeep drivers are a scourge.

Posted by: bonhomme
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Beware if you see The Jeep of Death in your rear view mirror.
And she's armed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:14 PM (4Mv1T)

227 I spent a good portion of my early 20's breaking Jeep axles covered in mud. 

They're poop. Union brand made by union workers and behave as such.  Fkn garbage.

Maybe back in the day, but not any more.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 04:14 PM (x3YFz)

228 Kittens? How about sweater puppies!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 26, 2013 04:15 PM (f6z8e)

229 Bonhomme & Tango - Okay..., look..., I'm a reasonable guy. For a mere $100 each, I won't rat you out. Because giver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 04:16 PM (aDwsi)

230 214 snowden is a piece of shit, but as pieces of shit go? MSNBC sorta has that market cornered.

Snowden is a hippie at heart, earnest and shallow and idealistic and stupid. Yes, he's a piece of shit, because he is a traitor. But somewhere in there, he had a legitimate point about government overreach. Had he stuck strictly to that, without exposing real national security secrets, he might have had a claim to moral standing.

I'd still take him over the MSNBC cohort. Does a Toure or a Bashir have any redeeming features at all?

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:16 PM (bKA83)

231 My parents had a Jeep Grand Cherokee. One of the rear doors would randomly pop open. Great fun for us as kids when it would happen on the freeway and we'd have to lean out to haul it back into place. I wasn't sad when they got rid of it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 26, 2013 04:16 PM (44jNh)

232 Kittens? How about sweater puppies!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2013 08:15 PM (f6z8e)




*ahem* (215)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:16 PM (yh0zB)

233 A family friend came by for Christmas night dinner last night. She brought wine. I was just thinking how much I like what's left.

14% alcohol.

No wonder!


Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:16 PM (4Mv1T)

234 229 Bonhomme & Tango -

Okay..., look..., I'm a reasonable guy. For a mere $100 each, I won't rat you out. Because giver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

Brother, I've been ass deep in mud cussing Jeeps enough times that I think I can hold my own.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 04:17 PM (x3YFz)

235 Please don't tell me Juan is subbing for O'R? NOT turning on tube.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:17 PM (bKA83)

237 For a mere $100 each, I won't rat you out. Because giver. Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And I want halfsies for not rattin' you out.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:17 PM (4Mv1T)

238 Crap. Sorry.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (bKA83)

239 Scourage!

Posted by: Srather at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (HjPtV)

240 The "sweater" makes all of the difference in the world.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (f6z8e)

241 I'd still take him over the MSNBC cohort. Does a Toure or a Bashir have any redeeming features at all?

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 08:16 PM (bKA83)

Valid point.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (x3YFz)

242 233 A family friend came by for Christmas night dinner last night. She brought wine. I was just thinking how much I like what's left. Wait? There is some left? She bring a case?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

243 Brother, I've been ass deep in mud cussing Jeeps enough times that I think I can hold my own.

Posted by: tangonine at December 26, 2013 08:17 PM (x3YFz)




We got the Marine's humvee stuck at Pax River one night. After that they wouldn't let us borrow it...wonder why not...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:18 PM (yh0zB)

244 TR - Sounds like politics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 04:19 PM (aDwsi)

245 If you hold to this, you may be the only one. Do it for a year, and I think you'll deserve some sort of trophy.

I was told that the trophy is after 3 months.  You get a million dollars if you can go an entire year.

Posted by: Gman at December 26, 2013 04:19 PM (UkbKS)

246 The K in K-Car stands for Kaboom.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (WHRca)

247 The "sweater" makes all of the difference in the world.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2013 08:18 PM (f6z8e)




Whatever ya gotta tell yourself to sleep at night pal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (yh0zB)

248 OK, then I am confusing the K-Cars with something else.  My father was a fleet manager around that time and he got an amazing deal by sticking the company salesmen with the last couple of years of rear wheel drive production cars.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (BcCwi)

249 Jeep a cheap version of a FJ-40 Landcruiser that will break down at a moments notice? That Jeep?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

250 Wait? There is some left? She bring a case? Posted by: Nip Sip
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I drink in shifts. Last night I started with scotch, but switched to beer while manning the grill outside.

Then had a glass of Argentine red at the dinner table, since I was pretty well loaded by then.

Half a bottle left. Well... it WAS half a bottle

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (4Mv1T)

251 The K in K-Car stands for Kaboom.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2013 08:20 PM (WHRca)




And sometimes...it was a description...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:20 PM (yh0zB)

252

They. Suck. The. Life. Out. Of. Your. Very. Soul.

 

GOD, why did you foresake this ED, driving out all emergencies, and leading the unpromised, bag of used douche fluid, drug seeking, corpse raping, rectocephalic zombies unto my door?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 04:21 PM (QuZie)

253 Malbec? This time last year I was in Argentina drinking it by the case.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:22 PM (0FSuD)

254 TR - Sounds like politics. Posted by: Mike Hammer
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'cept they do it better than us amateurs.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:22 PM (4Mv1T)

255 Howdy Morons. Quit acting surprised over the antics over at msnbc.

Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2013 04:23 PM (xnjx3)

256 I tink we shoed drop toure een Sudan and drop Basheeer een Seeria and let them report. yust becuz.

Posted by: miguel fawlty at December 26, 2013 04:24 PM (J8TNb)

257 For me personally, the most crushing bit of recent news has been the failure of Jugears' application for Obamacide to take. Â…Â…you know, hope, change, fundamental transformationÂ…..

Posted by: ontherocks at December 26, 2013 04:24 PM (3+IKa)

258 Our hotel in philadelphia gives us complimentary beer and wine every evening. I hope my hangover tomorrow is bearable when I get on the plane for the ride home.

Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2013 04:26 PM (xnjx3)

259 OK, then I am confusing the K-Cars with something else. My father was a fleet manager around that time and he got an amazing deal by sticking the company salesmen with the last couple of years of rear wheel drive production cars.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at December 26, 2013 08:20 PM (BcCwi)



M chassis (full size) was produced up to 89 (Dodge Diplomat, Plymouth Gran Fury), but it was the only one past 83 until the Viper came out in 92. You may remember that Fred Dyer drove a Diplomat in the series "Hunter".

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:27 PM (yh0zB)

260 @  220

   Chrysler made a pretty damn good police car, too.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2013 04:28 PM (SAMxH)

261 OH man.. I got banned from the website Mrs. O. several months ago. It "follows the fashions of our great first lady Michelle Obama". I finally figured out how to re-register and now fellow morons.. I'm gonna have some FUN!!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 26, 2013 04:28 PM (u25eL)

262 I finally figured out how to re-register and now fellow morons.. I'm gonna have some FUN!!! Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy
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You GO girl.

And we'll make bail for you.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:29 PM (4Mv1T)

263

The stinking rotting corpse of Journalism needs to be cut up and burned. Most of the Journalism Department can be simply tossed, with appropriate bits sent to either the Poi Sci Department or the Advertising section of the Business School.

 

Save a lot of money as well as removing the pretense of morality some insist on maintaining...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2013 04:29 PM (QuZie)

264 "He does have a point." Yeah, but if he wore a hat, nobody would notice.

Posted by: Auntie M at December 26, 2013 04:30 PM (AIC5Z)

265 Chrysler made a pretty damn good police car, too.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2013 08:28 PM (SAMxH)



Yep, and when they brought the Challenger back out I wanted one like burning, but they never made a convertible. Maybe it's for the best, cause I lurves my Mustang.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:30 PM (yh0zB)

266 A woman was arrested for flinging peanut butter at her brother. Guess which state.

Posted by: sweet..........ish at December 26, 2013 04:31 PM (ONnf6)

267 Let's please remember Josef Mengele was a serial adopter of children, as was Idi Amin. Good works and all that...

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 26, 2013 04:31 PM (GJUgF)

268 What's the news across the nation ? Fundamental transformation a.c.a to abuse you we just want to apply the screws bammie looks at the news...........

Posted by: laffin' at December 26, 2013 04:31 PM (J8TNb)

269 TR.. I think there is possibly a fellow moron there already. This person is just too over the top and I think she may very well be a troll. I can't figure out yet how to flush him/her out.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 26, 2013 04:32 PM (u25eL)

270 A woman was arrested for flinging peanut butter at her brother. Guess which state.

The Great State of Insanity?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2013 04:33 PM (JawqV)

271 I always thought that the purpose of the K car was so the taxpayers could buy a bunch of them at inflated prices for government motor pools so that Chrysler could then pay back their bailout.

A sign of how incompetent this administration is, after the 2009 bailouts I was fully expecting federal motor pools to be full of $50,000 Chevy Volts. But they're so incometent, they can't even launder money through the auto companies.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 26, 2013 04:33 PM (QVC7W)

272 Chrysler made a pretty damn good police car, too. Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2013 08:28 PM (SAMxH) I had a 1972 Oldsmobile cop car, father in law was a dealer, 455 big block engine. Only force I ever saw with one were the NJ State Police, go figure. Fucker would go 0-60 in nothing flat, but topped out at 110. Rear end set up. Put a 120K on it. 10MPH tops.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:33 PM (0FSuD)

273 I'm gonna have some FUN!!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 26, 2013 08:28 PM (u25eL)




Sounds great! Be sure to screen cap and share the best ones, OK?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:34 PM (yh0zB)

274 10 MPG not MPH

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:34 PM (0FSuD)

275 146 Lawyers say the darnedest things. Just broke out the doggeh's Christmas present, a new leash (because I'm a giver). There is actually an owner's manual included, which is primarily Warnings(!). I scanned a part of the thing, because it is amusing in a twisted sort of way. I mean..., it's a fcuking leash. Anyhow, the graphic that caught my eye was the one circled, although the amputated fingers are a close runner-up. http://tinyurl.com/klw2vgq Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 26, 2013 07:28 PM (aDwsi) All telescopes now feature labels warning you not to look at the sun through them. That used to be understood.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2013 04:36 PM (sdi6R)

276 Ummm.. I don't know how to screen cap

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 26, 2013 04:36 PM (u25eL)

277 On Thanksgiving Day, in the Gunnison Gorge, I pulled an FJ40 out with a rented Wrangler.

And, a "Grand Cherokee" is not a Jeep. It's from Hamtramck for Christ's sake.
Jeeps were made on North Cove Boulevard.

"Breaking axles covered in mud" is a euphemism for having reassignment surgery. I think it's great that someone who's been through that should own up.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2013 04:37 PM (xq1UY)

278 All telescopes now feature labels warning you not to look at the sun through them.

That used to be understood.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2013 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

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I thought liberals believed in Darwin . . . why are trying so hard to prevent natural selection all the time?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 26, 2013 04:38 PM (QVC7W)

279 277 On Thanksgiving Day, in the Gunnison Gorge, I pulled an FJ40 out with a rented Wrangler. It was out of gas?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:40 PM (0FSuD)

280 272 I had a 1972 Oldsmobile cop car, father in law was a dealer, 455 big block engine.

I got to drive a car like that, an Olds with that engine,  for a little while, as a loaner. What a hoot! Pressing the accelerator pedal produced a wonderful dramatic low rumble and more torque than you knew what to do with. It was ridiculously long by current standards. It had never heard of the word "cornering". Gas was something you'd have to arrange with the bank at current prices. But it was a serious blast. The only thing close now would be a full-sized pickup with the largest available non-Diesel engine.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:41 PM (bKA83)

281 All telescopes now feature labels warning you not to look at the sun through them. That used to be understood. Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2013 08:36 PM (sdi6R) Legos kits capable, when assembled, of launching projectiles now have a pictograms in the instructions warning not to shoot them into someone's eye. You'll shot your eye out, kid!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 26, 2013 04:41 PM (HsTG8)

282 Ever read the labels on peanut butter? WARNING : Product can stick to the roof of your mouth

Posted by: King Tut at December 26, 2013 04:42 PM (j2X6g)

283 146 Lawyers say the darnedest things. Just broke out the doggeh's Christmas present, a new leash (because I'm a giver). There is actually an owner's manual included, which is primarily Warnings(!).

I scanned a part of the thing, because it is amusing in a twisted sort of way. I mean..., it's a fcuking leash.

My bad. I put one of these around the neck of a child I REALLY liked, and things got a little out of hand. The Court took notice. Of course, I got it dismissed, but there were consequences. For you, I mean.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 26, 2013 04:43 PM (bKA83)

284 *sniffs*


My God.   What the hell did you do in here?  Set the lemurs on fire? 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 26, 2013 04:43 PM (Gk3SS)

285 @279 It was out in the bentonite.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2013 04:43 PM (xq1UY)

286 I guess to stuck to this guy's face so she HAD to be arrested even though her brother did not want to press charges. My tax dollars at work. Yay.

Posted by: sweet..........ish at December 26, 2013 04:44 PM (ONnf6)

287 My best friend's older brother in high school had a brand new 72 GTO with 455 HO. It was a torque beast, but by 72 the gubmint and their emissions mandates were kicking in, so I don't know how fast that thing really was.

That torque did make it a gas to drive, literally.

It would pass anything but a gas station.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:44 PM (4Mv1T)

288 To =it= peanut butter

Posted by: sweet..........ish at December 26, 2013 04:46 PM (ONnf6)

289 TR, I think the only emissions mandate in effect in '72 was the EGR valve replacing the calve cover vent. 1973 is when camshafts got round.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2013 04:47 PM (xq1UY)

290 Susan Sarandon notwithstanding, IMHO The Client is by far the best of movies made from John Grisham's novels. Why? Because it doesn't involve a preachy, bullshit pet leftist cause as a key component of its story...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 26, 2013 04:47 PM (HsTG8)

291 "Valve" cover, but it was really the crankcase vent.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2013 04:48 PM (xq1UY)

292 Nude.

I mean, nood.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

293 @280 That 455 had a huge carburetor, and you could flip the air filter cover over to get more air and noise out of it. When I floored it , everyone knew some bad ass was on the way. Yes, it was a fucking boat. Slept many a night in the rear seat.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2013 04:49 PM (0FSuD)

294 omg omg omg assault and buttery !

Posted by: laffin' at December 26, 2013 04:50 PM (J8TNb)

295 290 Susan Sarandon notwithstanding, IMHO The Client is by far the best of movies made from John Grisham's novels.

The Weekly Standard has a good gimmick for an item in each issue: "Sentences we did not finish." This seems like an entry, except that you have to finish the sentence.

If this seems unduly harsh, I should mention my burning hatred of all things Susan Sarandon.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:50 PM (bKA83)

296 And in closing...

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:50 PM (bKA83)

297 282 Ever read the labels on peanut butter? WARNING : Product can stick to the roof of your mouth Posted by: King Tut at December 26, 2013 08:42 PM (j2X6g) Then it is a good thing my dogs have never been able to read, isn't it? I'd slip a dollop of PB onto the roof of their mouths and enjoy the hilarious good times that ensued. Yeah... a life just chock-filled with excitement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 26, 2013 04:51 PM (HsTG8)

298 That torque did make it a gas to drive, literally.

It would pass anything but a gas station.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 26, 2013 08:44 PM (4Mv1T)




The 73 was the last of the great GTO's. After that they became anemic 350 powered hatchbacks. For a single year. I had a classmate that had a 74 "GTO", I used to dust it quite regularly with my 73 Mercury Marquis (but not from a standstill, god that thing was a PIG off the line...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2013 04:52 PM (yh0zB)

299 293 Yes, it was a fucking boat. Slept many a night in the rear seat.

Boat is the right word. Moving the steering wheel happened somewhat in advance of the effect.

Normally I would feel sorry for someone sleeping in a car, but not in that one. It might have been more comfortable, and longer, than my current bed.

Posted by: Splunge at December 26, 2013 04:52 PM (bKA83)

300 In other news, Jesse Jackson has put Phil Robertson in his crosshairs. The *Reverend* Jackson will naturally have full media support, but here is what Black America should consider as they determine who, if anyone, should have the ultimate moral authority card in this issue: since each fully embraced Christianity, the Civil Right hero/ordained minister Jackson (since become a multimillionaire) and the saved poor white trash former womanizing/cheater hippie Phil Jackson (since become a multimillionaire), those two have between them the following number of known adulterous affairs/illegitimate children: Jackson: 1 Robertson: 0 Clearly, Robertson has got Christianity figured out all wrong. Hopefully Reverand Jackson can set A&E straight on the issue, without us having to look at Robertson's awful record of child-rearing compared to Jackson's. Perhaps A&E could make a reality TV show about Jackson to make up for the one they need to get rid of. They could call it "Shake-Down Dynasty".

Posted by: Logicus at December 26, 2013 04:56 PM (CM26Z)

301 osted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 07:42 PM (5aFK0) Sorry that you're having such a hard time, chi. maybe just turn off the TV? As far as your ex gilrfriend I will pray that rough places are made smooth and she changes her mind and doesn't continue to take her anger at you out in this way, if the kids want to have a relationship with you it may down the line a bit convince here that's o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2013 04:57 PM (BC6cY)

302 Up until she died, I used to drive my grandmother's 1967 Toronado.  She only drove it to her hair appointments and so when I visited she would tell me, "Take it out on the expressway for a run, dear, and blow the carbon out.  I'll pay the ticket." Holy smoke.  If you didn't brace your head on the headrest, you'd get whiplash. Of course, the bonnet was so long it wouldn't go through a drive-through, but men used to try to buy it from me at car washes and gas stations.  One guy begged me to stay while he ran to the bank for $25,000 cash.  What a car....all original equipment, only 54,000 miles in 2001.  My greatest regret in life is not buying it from her, but we were dirt poor in those days.

Posted by: Pentangle at December 26, 2013 04:58 PM (MFwZp)

303 When I was on Navy recruiting duty in the early 80's we had a buttload of K-cars for govs. The had pretty good air conditioners.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 26, 2013 04:59 PM (OONaw)

304 Also, regarding Rev Jackson vs Phil Robertson, number of children doing time in federal prison : Jackson: 1 Robertson: 0

Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 26, 2013 05:11 PM (SREVj)

305 303 When I was on Navy recruiting duty in the early 80's we had a buttload of K-cars for govs.


Yep, motor pools everywhere were full of them. And I'm guessing the taxpayer paid a pretty penny for them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 26, 2013 05:12 PM (QVC7W)

306 Carol - just hush. You don't owe me an apology at all. If anything, i owe the HQ the apology for dragging my dirty laundry through here. I feel as though I am amongst friends here, and maybe let too much come out - venting. And thank you for your concern. Sincerely, thank you. Yes, for the short time i saw them, it was wonderful. they don't understand what's going on (for that matter, neither do I. I still don't know why she left). It's hard. she had her brother bring them over, then changed her mind 3x in 1/2 hour about them being able to stay, or just visit a few minutes. my version of hell is having the most beautiful ten year old little girl in the world look me in the eyes and tell me not to cry. It'll be OK. She loves me and will see me soon. I had to endure that on Christmas day, and it sucked. Not sure when or if she'll let me see them again. Fenelon - thank you, too. the TV part of that post was just snark. I got to spend time with my sister (practically raised me) today, and that helped. Told her about you, she thanks you for steering me back towards church and being a voice in my dark days(she's been trying for years. I need to keep looking).

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 26, 2013 05:19 PM (5aFK0)

307 88 Ford F150 4WD, straight six 300 (my God, I could put that thing in 4 low and 1st gear and climb a telephone pole it had so much torque) solid steel bumper. Rear ended by a Jeep Cherokee at about 20 MPH. Damage to my truck - about 10 cents worth of paint. Damage to the Cherokee - About a thousand dollars. He had to replace the radiator, front clip, all the lights and his pants. Had to tow his unhappy ass away. Bwahahahaha! Built Ford tough.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at December 26, 2013 08:44 PM (SudzO)

308 Watching MSNBC is the functional equivalent of a lobotomy.

First time I ever watched a segment on the channel I pissed off my liberal friends by launching into a rant on the theme, "Wow, I feel dumber just for having watched that!  That was like having part of my brain yanked out through my nose!  No wonder liberals are so stupid!  Just a few hours of this and you'd be lucky to get through breakfast without jamming a spoonful of fruit loops in your ear!"

Posted by: Aarradin at December 26, 2013 10:54 PM (+7Wfv)

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