December 18, 2013

Goofing On Obamacares' New Pitchman, The Footie Pajama Guy
— Ace

Brit Hume's reaction speaks for us all:


It's not everyday the unflappable Hume offers up an OMG.

The Federalist has collected some of the funniest spoofs of Footie Pajama Guy.


Posted by: Ace at 08:30 AM | Comments (484)
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1 He has the tiniest hands I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 18, 2013 08:31 AM (NgtT+)

2 We've become the center.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 18, 2013 08:32 AM (Z+T5M)

3 I tweeted the pic of Ralphie in the pink bunny suit. It was the original concept.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 08:33 AM (T0NGe)

4 so how to 'spend' december according to Obama
hot chocolate, pajamas and chat.

typical, and pass the spending  and maintenance to someone else.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 08:33 AM (nqBYe)

5 I'm in the middle of something.

Posted by: Caliban at December 18, 2013 08:33 AM (DrC22)

6

Pajama Boy Says:

 

Thank You sir, may I have another ?  I will just sit here and drink my glass of shut the fuck up.  

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (nTgAI)

7 Let's meet in the middle.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (Po8ff)

8 He and EoJ could probably get into a nice discussion about favourite broadway plays.


Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (GQ8sn)

9 Twitchy has a whole library of them.

http://tinyurl.com/mge8kv5 -- I like that one best.

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (3Tv+N)

10 He has expressive wrists. I'll give him that.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (Po8ff)

11 That Metro's eyebrows look like glue ons

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (nTgAI)

12 Stuck in the middle with Chris Hayes?

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2013 08:34 AM (88xKn)

13 i wish i felt this centered in real life.

so obviously He has decided the jama wearing hot cocoa drinking  children in babynightwear are the ones to bring the momentum to finance obamacare?

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 08:35 AM (nqBYe)

14 Our Republic. She's a goner.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 18, 2013 08:35 AM (6fSty)

15 11 That Metro's eyebrows look like glue ons He has an extensive tweezing regimen.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:35 AM (MMC8r)

16

Cool, I like this new formatting.

 

What?  You mean it will be fixed presently, and the Federalist pics will suddenly be visible?

 

Plus, do the Federalist pics include any commentary by the Meatball, their anchor columnist?

 

Posted by: non-purist at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (afQnV)

17 Wow!  Ace has moved back to the "center" already and the primaries haven't even started!  There's no "justifying" that...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (XO6WW)

18 He does seem to be comfy in his mom's basement.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (6fSty)

19 Anyone care to photoshop the old WWII graphic of the soldier drinking coffee into something appropriate? Like: "Drink coffee, dress like a grown-up, reach down and find a pair?"

Posted by: Glen at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (KQZd+)

20 Will this just open up another can of worms, like cross-bows && longbows debate?  Weather real-morons sleep in PJ's or in the Raw?

Posted by: Paladin at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (+Wvn3)

21 That's hilarious.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (Mxt9o)

22 Hey ladies!   Imagine this guy cuddling up next to you. 










Forever.


Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (GQ8sn)

23 Sumpin heah be fukked up...

Posted by: maddogg at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (xWW96)

24 The really sad part of this is they spent our tax money on that crap.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (T2V/1)

25 The center cannot hold.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at December 18, 2013 08:36 AM (u1jJP)

26 Still breast feeds.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (MMC8r)

27 Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (GQ8sn) Close it up, thread's over. Also we need to clean up EC's blood from the floor after EoJ is done.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (GaqMa)

28

O/T:

I am self employed, my individual health insurance plan is getting cancelled, so I applied today for a new one that is Obamacare-compliant. 

Something I didn't know, but just found out:  it is a REQUIREMENT under the law that I must buy Dental Insurance for all children under 19.  My daughter is 1 year old and has 6 teeth.  I will now be paying almost $5-per-tooth-per-month.  She doesn't need to go to the dentist for at least another year.

I think this might be a new thing, haven't ready much about it.  And a google search turned up very little news accounts of this (outrageous) fact:

http://www.ada.org/news/8935.aspx

I'm sure that dentists all over the US lobbied very hard for this.

Posted by: dan-O at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (D0bIN)

29 there should be a picture of an infantry type, sleeping in the mud in afghanistan on his pack while someone keeps watch, note that they are under the age of 26 but not still on their parents insurance unlike this twerp

smashcut to the infantry type banging the bottom out of sissy man's girlfriend while they drink bourbon because she is sick of his pansy ass and his weak hot cocoa

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (KfDDN)

30 Great, now AoS is firmly in the center.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (eytER)

31 His/Her name is Pat.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2013 08:37 AM (f9c2L)

32 Democrats really think pop culture is the answer to everything, don't they?

Posted by: Null at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (P7hip)

33 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.........

Posted by: Mainah at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (659DL)

34 maybe this:

works?

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (3Tv+N)

35 Could have been worse. Could have been FLOTUS in a Hoodie-Footie eating Tamale.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (Po8ff)

36 Brit Hume tweeting "OMG"?

Priceless!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (ruxvM)

37 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (PYAXX)

38 @BarackObama ^^^ joke account?

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (yU1Dt)

39 I always new you were a Centrist, Ace!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (PYAXX)

40 Close it up, thread's over.

Also we need to clean up EC's blood from the floor after EoJ is done.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (GaqMa)



Nah.....I'm good.  EoJ can't escape that meme for the next several hundred eternities.



Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (GQ8sn)

41 I'm pretty sure homosexuals were already in the democrat camp,   though maybe they are     part of     the higher income young people     subset   that aren't signing up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (O3C36)

42

@ 20

 

In the raw here... 

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (GjPnA)

43 Josef Goebbels weeps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 08:38 AM (8ZskC)

44
Does obamacare cover manscaping?

Posted by: Earnest Millenial at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (bkTIc)

45 Test

Posted by: [/c]KG at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (p7BzH)

46 Is he an actor? A male model? How does this guy get laid? Who would dress like that and photograph himself?

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (h4eud)

47 And son that why we need to have a discussion about the Easter Bunny and Obama Claus...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (P3U0f)

48 Don we now our fey apparel!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (8V4jN)

49 buy me obamacare  mom!
all i want for christmas,chanukah, kwanza, valentines day, easter,  thanksgiving and oh  feliz navidad is for You to pay/buy me  for obamacare.

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (nqBYe)

50 I suppose in this thread I should confess, I'm working from home in my PJ's right now. In my defense I'm: a) Drinking coffee (well just finished.) and b) doing a load of laundry (hence the PJs)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (GaqMa)

51 His other outfit is a leather clown suit.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (MMC8r)

52 $50 says he has a COEXIST sticker on his bike.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (8ZskC)

53 Pajamas? Ugh.
I wear jeans or carpenter slacks all day, every day. >_> And engineering boots, or cowboy boots.
Men wearing pajamas? Frak, man, what's this nation coming to?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (bD9rj)

54 Something tells me Mom and Dad had fights about how to raise this kid. Mom won. I don't think Dad got to take Junior deer hunting. Dad was probably relieved to get out of the house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (AtSBz)

55 Footie pajama guy? This admin has officially jumped the snark. Send in the clown car.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (qc7at)

56 I find this centrist trend disturbing...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:39 AM (8V4jN)

57 I just can't. Our society now glorifies a version of masculinity which is voluntarily submissive.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (0q2P7)

58 Something I didn't know, but just found out: it is a REQUIREMENT under the law that I must buy Dental Insurance for all children under 19. My daughter is 1 year old and has 6 teeth. I will now be paying almost $5-per-tooth-per-month. She doesn't need to go to the dentist for at least another year.


Don't you get it?  Your daughter isn't the beneficiary.


Someone else's daughter is.



Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (GQ8sn)

59

Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Weep for the destruction of the hopes and dreams you had for a son.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (DrWcr)

60 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ ...of course Hadji enjoys the cup of hot chocolate during a period of coldness. Chocolate is not haram. Unless it has been inside the vagina of a goat. Wait. This microphone? It is on? and so. Hello! It is I, Hadji the Muslim Comic. The man who, inshallah, will make the infidel hollah. The infidel? It is you. So. What is the difference between a man wearing pajamas, drinking hot chocolate, and choosing to discuss health insurance during the holiday season and President Obama? President Obama will be in Hawaii where Hadji knows it is sunny and warm during the holiday season. No, restrain the laughter it is true! But to finish the joke - what is the distinction between a flannel pajama man drinking hot chocolate talking to you about health insurance in the comfort and safety of your own house and justifiable homicide? Not one blessed thing. Thank you Thank you Thank you. Tip your waitresses and make enjoyment of your heathen holiday. _

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (NQyj0)

61 No, really, ObamaCare is really gr-- oops, made a boom-boom.

Posted by: PajamaBoy at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (MMC8r)

62 smashcut to the infantry type banging the bottom out of sissy man's girlfriend while they drink bourbon because she is sick of his pansy ass and his weak hot cocoa
___
See, the 101 Airborne is *why* I need thousands of dollars worth of birth control every year.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 18, 2013 08:40 AM (P3U0f)

63 Don't you get it? Your daughter isn't the beneficiary. Someone else's daughter is. Posted by: EC at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (GQ8sn)
Bingo.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (bD9rj)

64 $50 says he has a COEXIST sticker tattooed on his lower back on his bike .

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (Po8ff)

65 Pillow biter who sits down to pee - of this there can be no doubt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (8V4jN)

66 Ace, the html after the twitter link is malformed. You have a period where a > should be on the closing center tag.

Posted by: KG at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (p7BzH)

67 It's almost as if you can feel the testosterone being leached away when looking upon that photo.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (LJpVo)

68 Those are tame compared to thread we had going.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (4JkHl)

69 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
It just dawned on you that you're more masculine than Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (1Jaio)

70 Harry Reid finds "him" craptastic!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (8V4jN)

71

Does his mommy know he took her pajamas?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:41 AM (DrWcr)

72 Or rather, the > is missing entirely, since I just realized the period is actually part of the sentence.

Posted by: KG at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (p7BzH)

73 whoever came up with this idea must be the stupidest person within 50 miles of DC

My congratulations to you once again, Mr Vice President, for a job well done........

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (bJm7W)

74 Why, yes, I do love the cock.

Posted by: PajamaBoy at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (MMC8r)

75 Wear Pajamas. Drink Hot Chocolate. Never know the touch of a woman.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (PYAXX)

76 >>joke account?

@BarackObama is managed by "non-partisan" OFA.
Since January of this year.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (ruxvM)

77 Those are tame compared to thread we had going.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 12:41 PM (4JkHl)

 

Right?  The Horde tore it up last night.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (DrWcr)

78 I think that Hot Chocolate Man offers excellent advice. My question: Why isn't President Obama following that advice? He's not talking healthcare insurance.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (NQyj0)

79 Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (NQyj0)
I always enjoy a post where Hadji the Muslim Comic shows up. Cracks me up.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (bD9rj)

80 Junior: Here Dad, have some hot chocolate and let's chat about Obamacare. Dad: Shut the f**k up and get a damn job. Dad: And lose the damn jammies. Sleep in your underwear like a real man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 08:42 AM (AtSBz)

81 Wear Pajamas. Drink Hot Chocolate. Stutter your way to a Clusterf*ck of Miserable Failure.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (PYAXX)

82 This whole "administration" needs to wear Dunce Caps....

Posted by: backhoe at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (ULH4o)

83 Don't you get it? Your daughter isn't the beneficiary.
Someone else's daughter is.
***
Well...the real beneficiary is a group of Democrat elected officials, but I get the point.

I would however suggest that we continue to talk about the Obamacare requirements along the same lines as the poster above.

"Getting rid of the penalty for being a young woman" and making a 50 year old man pay for maternity coverage are two sides of the same coin - let's make sure we discuss them in the latter format so as not to confuse the LIVs....

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (P3U0f)

84 Rectum? Damn near KILLED me!

Posted by: PajamaBoy at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (MMC8r)

85 Krebs, hey I sit down to pee when I can help it. Doing so keeps the splash in the bowl.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (4yFKY)

86 Seriously, that photo is repulsive.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (h4eud)

87 Thinks black people love him.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (MMC8r)

88 He is in pajamas midday because he can't find a job.

But let's ignore the fact the man (?) can't pay his bills due to the destructive Obama economy and talk about one more bill the president added to his stack of unpaid obligations...


 

Posted by: Marcus at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (nVRvy)

89 Is this what bi-partisanship looks like?

Posted by: Bam Bam at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (QNrKP)

90 Ladies and Genlemen, I give you.... The Obama Voter (XY chromosome model).

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (2oU2+)

91 I'm not sure what offends me more, the level of propaganda issuing from this administration or that guy's fucking smarmy face.

] Insert violent imagery here [

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (B0gqn)

92 Wear Pajamas.
Drink Hot Chocolate.
Never know the touch of a woman.
___
If only it was that easy.

The things I've seen can't be unseen.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (P3U0f)

93 Hey ladies! Imagine this guy cuddling up next to you.

Vets take cash.  I'll stick with cats.



Something tells me Mom and Dad had fights about how to raise this kid. Mom won.

Because Dad is Donor #345 and was only in it for the beer money.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (ZKzrr)

94 Wear Pajamas. Drink Hot Chocolate. Get beat up by a 5 year-old.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (PYAXX)

95 Nostalgic flannel onsie pjs - $59.99
Free-trade, organic Colombian hot cocoa - 4.99
Lecturing others on health insurance despite never having paid a dime for it yourself - Priceless!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 08:44 AM (ruxvM)

96 The Oberlin one is just dead on perfect.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (VtjlW)

97 Tommy Sitzpinkler

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (MMC8r)

98 64 Garrett, It's his tramp chump stamp...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (9jfyN)

99 Is this what bi-curious partisanship looks like?

Posted by: Bam Bam at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (QNrKP)

 

FIFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (DrWcr)

100 Don't you get it? Your daughter isn't the beneficiary.
Someone else's daughter is.

-----------------

Well, they are one beneficiary. 

The others are the dental associations that paid Obama and the Donks in congress good money for this provision in the law.

Obama the Corporatist.

Posted by: dan-O at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (D0bIN)

101 front & center!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (8v/hq)

102 Jammie Boy looks like the hormone replacement therapy is finally taking hold.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (2oU2+)

103 OK, really - what's the second pic?  I'm just getting a red x.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (eytER)

104 My question: Why isn't President Obama following that advice? He's not talking healthcare insurance.
___
These golf balls aren't going to sink themselves you know.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (P3U0f)

105 My daughter is 1 year old and has 6 teeth. I will now be paying almost $5-per-tooth-per-month.

What will the people of Alabama do?  That's about average.  "Roll-Tide"

Posted by: Paladin at December 18, 2013 08:45 AM (+Wvn3)

106 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Head off to Man's Country


#BarryisaQueen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (1Jaio)

107 i just want to know if this child is under 26?

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (nqBYe)

108 I see the horde has finally fell in line.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

109 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (PYAXX) Come now, that may be a bit of an overstatement. Hot Cocoa and PJ's have been...uhh very good to me on this cold winter season. Although I have a wife, so that may change the calculus.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (GaqMa)

110 Heh. Rush is talking about this mincing little twerp right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (K+mtQ)

111 You know how I sometimes refer to certain "men" as "lesbiMen?" If you've ever wondered just what it means, THIS GUY.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (7ObY1)

112 Personally, I'm glad to see the son that Jeff Goldblum and Dana Carvey had has found his way into modeling. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (NQyj0)

113 Lizzy, Then perhaps President Obama is a joke character, putting us through all this chaos just for the lulz.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (4yFKY)

114 The look on his face say's "hey, my ass is still sore from last night. And BTW. why does this hot chocolate taste like dick?

Posted by: Butt bandit at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (nVRvy)

115

That's not hot cocoa in that cup.

It's the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Blueberry at December 18, 2013 08:46 AM (ALgVV)

116 My question: Why isn't President Obama following that advice? He's not talking healthcare insurance. I wouldn't touch that politically poisonous topic with Reggie's 10" pole. No, I want *you* to be the pariah this Holiday Season.

Posted by: President SCOAMT at December 18, 2013 08:47 AM (PYAXX)

117 i just want to know if this child is under 26?

Posted by: willow at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (nqBYe)

 

He looks too old for my tastes.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 18, 2013 08:47 AM (DrWcr)

118

Ohmmmmmmmm

 

Ohmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Find your center at December 18, 2013 08:47 AM (LI48c)

119 from @neoavatara http://tinyurl.com/kxv363l

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 18, 2013 08:47 AM (8v/hq)

120 Obama the Corporatist.
***
He's running the same model the first welfare state ran. Collaborate with the nobility (federal employees) and the biggest business leaders to loot the middle class of their wealth to bribe "the poor".

It worked in Bismark's Germany and so far it has worked here.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (P3U0f)

121 89 Is this what bi-partisanship looks like?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (7ObY1)

122 Are there any links to the whinging about how this guy is being cyber bullied? Because that'll be a nice chew toy for the Horde as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (VtjlW)

123 Pajama Person looks like Maddow's brother/sister.

Posted by: Flannely O'Connor at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (/cUUk)

124

Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Wonder when your testicles will finally descend. 

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (DrWcr)

125 The Onion wept...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (uK+tZ)

126 There is another pic of him sitting on the couch with his Christmas socks up on the table. I wonder if they just used a stock photo. If so, sucks to be you dude.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (fWAjv)

127 Hilarious spoofs. What a laughing stock we have become with TFG at the helm.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (HVff2)

128 OK, really - what's the second pic? I'm just getting a red x. Consider yourself blessed. It's just a repeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (qc7at)

129 Hey pajama due, I can understand you being confused about your gender role, and I can understand you avoiding getting a real    job, since the regime told you to suck off of your parents insurance until you were 26, but I can't see how you allow a picture like this to be published.  Have you no self-respect, or do you think this will get you some facebook clicks from the guys at the leather bar?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (O3C36)

130 This thread demonstrates, beyond all doubt, that the RINOS have won.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (8V4jN)

131 "It's not everyday the unflappable Hume offers up an OMG." Anyone remember the '08 Dem convention....after a raunchy Red Hot Chili Peppers performance, Fox cut back to Hume. The look on Hume's face was priceless.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (bCEmE)

132 Off-camera is this little worm's Vietnam Vet dad, slowly fighting back yet another rage stroke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2013 08:48 AM (K+mtQ)

133 Suddenly I don't feel so bad about some of my career choices...

http://tinyurl.com/cwp8ra8

Posted by: Joey Tribiani at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (NXg/k)

134 did rush just say eunuch care?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (8v/hq)

135 That right there is the Liberal base. Tell me again why we are losing to these people.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (6fSty)

136 Does his mommy know he took her pajamas?


But mom's scent on the jammies helps him stay calm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (8ZskC)

137 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Head off to Man's Country
___
That joked sucked man. Oh...speaking of sweet Barry...

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (P3U0f)

138 I think "he" looks more like the offspring of Al Franken and Rachel Maddow (artificially inseminated, of course.)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (7ObY1)

139 Is anyone on the left trying to claim this pic was a good idea?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 08:49 AM (SUKHu)

140 This is what the office of the President has been reduced to. Shilling for a shitty insurance website. And not even doing a good job of that

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2013 08:50 AM (NaTky)

141 Something about that, uh, guy just screams "Stuff White People Like"

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at December 18, 2013 08:50 AM (YYJjz)

142 Owns every 'Glee' boxed set.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:50 AM (MMC8r)

143 Seriously, this has to be the most effeminate administration ever. Who on earth thought that photo was a good idea?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:50 AM (PYAXX)

144 Tell me again why we are losing to these people.
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Merry Holiday-mas!

Posted by: Boehner, Ryan, and McConnell at December 18, 2013 08:50 AM (P3U0f)

145 THIS is why gay people shouldn't adopt.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:51 AM (MMC8r)

146 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Wonder why people keep asking me about hormone treatments

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:51 AM (1Jaio)

147 Shilling for a shitty insurance website. And not even doing a good job of that
____
You know, geckos generally look better in pajamas then nancy boys.

Just saying.

Posted by: The Gecio Gecko at December 18, 2013 08:51 AM (P3U0f)

148

Who on earth thought that photo was a good idea?

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The same crew that put out slut ads for the 2012 election.    Either the crap works, or they knew the game was fixed - either way,     we are screwed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 08:51 AM (O3C36)

149 Just noticed a lib "tell" in that ad.  "Talk about" getting Health Insurance.  Don't get it.  Just talk about getting it.  That's what libs love to do,  talk about it.  Awareness.  To a lib,  the act of thinking about something makes you a better person.  Don't do shit,  just talk about doing shit.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 08:51 AM (MNq6o)

150 All this guy needs to do to complete the picture is put on a Dallas Cowboy ballcap.  Then we'll know for sure he sucks.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (LVAyz)

151 Are there any links to the whinging about how this guy is being cyber bullied? Your Hermione Granger is showing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (gtjN1)

152 i bet his jammies have a fox tail pinned to the ass

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (8v/hq)

153 Serious You Guys, you need to stop posting those pics. I'm about to be overcome with eyebrow shame for how much better groomed PajamaBoys are than mine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (VtjlW)

154 Looks like someone finally captured AllahPundit on film.

Posted by: NukemHill at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (8tR08)

155 Something about that, uh, guy just screams "Stuff White People Like" aka, SWPL.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (qc7at)

156 but I can't see how you allow a picture like this to be published.

I know we don't always understand this, but in his subculture this is all a Good Thing.  There are people of his preferred gender(s) who will think this smug douche is hot and love that he was in a SCOAMF-glorifying ad.  He'll get all the hole he wants this Winter Holiday Season.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (ZKzrr)

157 138 BlueStateRebe, Shut it down... Thread over Rachel Franken wins.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (9jfyN)

158 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Blow truckers at the truck stop for twenty dollars

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (7ObY1)

159 Posted by: dan-O at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (D0bIN) I've never had dental insurance. I just pay my dentist twice a year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 08:52 AM (AtSBz)

160 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (VtjlW) The sad thing is: they think this is a target audience. WTF?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (GaqMa)

161 This is typical Obama administration. Their marketing is terrible. A photo of a gay guy drinking hot coco in footsie PJ's just does not make me want to jump out of my chair to any desired effect. Use the chicks from the pajamagram commercial, the get the blood moving, among other things.

Posted by: Drider at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (/VmYa)

162 My message has been rejected because of longs strings of FUCK YOU.

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (Ze8oh)

163 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Talk to mom about me wearing her undies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (1Jaio)

164 Hot chocolate instead of a hot toddy because a man-child is not allowed to drink alcohol.

Posted by: Your footies have cooties at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (/cUUk)

165 Who on earth thought that photo was a good idea?


Pedophiles.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (MNq6o)

166 why all the Waldo hate ? Job offers were slim once he was found...a man has to eat.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (Vk2CC)

167 He's Hermie the Hermaphrodite, and his life is fantabulous!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (8V4jN)

168 Who on earth thought that photo was a good idea? The same people that brought you Bro & Ho ads.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:53 AM (qc7at)

169 I think "he" looks more like the offspring of Al Franken and Rachel Maddow (artificially inseminated, of course.) Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 12:49 PM (7ObY1) I don't think Franken could carry to term.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (2oU2+)

170 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Blow truckers at the truck stop for twenty dollars So you're saying this is Gerg.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (PYAXX)

171 Isn't that the little gay guy from Big Band Theory?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (V6E6P)

172 153 Serious You Guys, you need to stop posting those pics. I'm about to be overcome with eyebrow shame for how much better groomed PajamaBoys are than mine. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (VtjlW) But, then again you are gainfully employed & this dweeb, not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (HVff2)

173 smashcut to the infantry type banging the bottom out of sissy man's girlfriend while they drink bourbon because she is sick of his pansy ass and his weak hot cocoa Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (KfDDN) As I've said before, Barbie likes GI Joe more than Ken.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (AtSBz)

174

He'll get    be    all the hole he wants to be      this Winter Holiday Season.

 

--

More likely

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (O3C36)

175 I think "he" looks more like the offspring of Al Franken and Rachel Maddow (artificially inseminated, of course.)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 12:49 PM

--------------------

 

Which one?

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (Ze8oh)

176 #112

Really? I thought it had to be Johnny Galecki's little brother.

What are the odds of PajamaBoy appearing on a future episode of Big Bang Theory as one of Leonard's previously mentioned but never seen siblings?

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (bPxS6)

177

This one killed me from last night:

 

Wear pajamas


Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom.



Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (rDidD)

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (DrWcr)

178 >>This is what the office of the President has been reduced to. Shilling for a shitty insurance website. And not even doing a good job of that.

And yesterday he joked withe the tech CEOs that he wished he had the ruthless authority that Kevin Spacey uses in "House of Cards." Then the Netflix CEO offered him a cameo on "House of Cards."

Um, doesn't Obama have something better to do?
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(Yeah, 17 day vacation in Hawaii. Duh!)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 08:54 AM (ruxvM)

179 Every time I see that picture I hear his voice in my head And want to go punch a hipster.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (RZ8pf)

180 Hot chocolate instead of a hot toddy because a man-child is not allowed to drink alcohol.

I'm surprised Mooch still lets us have hot chocolate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (ZKzrr)

181 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Talk to Barry about being Monica to his Slick Willie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (1Jaio)

182 171 Shredded Chi, I'd beat Sheldon's ass and I am nigh 70 years dead. //Glenn Miller

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (9jfyN)

183 He'll get all the hole he wants this Winter Holiday Season. You're an incurable romantic.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (gtjN1)

184

Tobey the Androgyne, outgirling Leonard Hofstetter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (K+mtQ)

185 This isn't a dream... This is really happening!!!

Posted by: Rosemary Woodhouse at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (/FnUH)

186 I know we don't always understand this, but in his subculture this is all a Good Thing. There are people of his preferred gender(s) who will think this smug douche is hot and love that he was in a SCOAMF-glorifying ad. He'll get all the hole he wants this Winter Holiday Season. Wrong hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (qc7at)

187 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Invite neighbor children over for tickle fights

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (NXg/k)

188 Is 'vajazzled.'

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (MMC8r)

189 Looks like a cross between Rachel Maddow and a Tele-Tubby/Dr. Seuss character.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 08:55 AM (olDqf)

190

Isn't that the little gay guy from Big Band Theory?

 

-----------

 

You're going to have to narrow that down more.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (eytER)

191 Use the chicks from the pajamagram commercial, the get the blood moving, among other things. I'm reminded of the scene from Big Trouble: "Ask a man what he wants- big tits or an ugly fish- and what'll he say?... Big tits!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (PYAXX)

192 I'm surprised Mooch still lets us have hot chocolate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (ZKzrr)

 

Hot chocolate is not good for you. And anything that's not good for you is bad.  Hence, illegal.

Posted by: Mooch Cocteau at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (DrWcr)

193 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (ZKzrr) They will take my Mexican hot cocoa (made with milk, not water) from my COLD DEAD HANDS. Well warm dead hands because you drink it warm.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (GaqMa)

194 Julia's sperm donor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (olDqf)

195 But, then again you are gainfully employed & this dweeb, not. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 12:54 PM (HVff2) Point. And that does allow for me to pay someone else to take care of my incipient Yetiness at the next regingering.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (VtjlW)

196 Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Talk about where the genital warts on my ass came from.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 08:56 AM (MNq6o)

197 mommy, can I get a jammy boy doll?

only if you swallow first...

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 08:57 AM (bJm7W)

198 Iran stopped calling us 'The Great Satan' after they saw this ad. Now they can't stop laughing....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (bCEmE)

199 You're an incurable romantic.

We've got that YouTube fireplace video going in the cube farm again today.  I finally saw the tongs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (ZKzrr)

200 Julia's sperm donor. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 12:56 PM (olDqf) Only way Jammie Boy's gonna donate sperm is to spit in a cup.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (2oU2+)

201 His hot cocoa was made with his mommy's breast milk.

Posted by: john boner at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (P9kUH)

202 I think we are missing the point of the ad, because we are     observing it from a heteronormative, paternalistic viewpoint.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (O3C36)

203 Mom, this hot chocolate doesn't taste quite right.  Did you forget the jizz?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (DrWcr)

204 Wear kiddie jammies
Drink hot chocolate
Ask about how to beat level 23 of Candy Crush

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (NXg/k)

205 Isn't that the little gay guy from Big Band Theory? ----------- You're going to have to narrow that down more. Seeing how Leonard is banging Penny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (qc7at)

206
nerdygirl: I have never had dental insurance either.  I take good care of my teeth, and I shop around for a cheap-ish dentist.  This has been way cheaper than dental insurance for me.  And I am in excellent dental health.

But I guess Obama and the Left know better.

Posted by: dan-O at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (D0bIN)

207 It's very strange to see what the Left considers attractive, what they believe is an aspirational model that other lefties will respond to.

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (/FnUH)

208 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Tell Mommy that Obamacare is cool but what you really want for Christmas is a Disney Princess Barbie and a Chevy Volt.

Posted by: Peregrine Took says Obamacare is FUBAR at December 18, 2013 08:58 AM (d+OhF)

209 Thanks Footie Pajama Guy! Finally, something that turned me straight.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (P6QIG)

210 "Talk about getting..."

Obama is passive-aggressive even after doling out the creature comforts and goodies.  Fcuking dork.

Reminds me of the dork who sent me an e-mail about "wanting to fill out an application."  Dude never got the job.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (UzPAd)

211 Julia's sperm donor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 12:56 PM (olDqf)

Only way Jammie Boy's gonna donate sperm is to spit in a cup.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (2oU2+)


Very good one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (1Jaio)

212 It's been said before, you want to beat this monstrosity, then DO NOT PARTICIPATE. Don't visit identitytheft.gov, don't call them, don't pay the fine, nothing. Make them come and get every last one of us. They can't. This whole thing will collapse under it's own weight Tout Suite. Yes, it may mean you will have to do without Health Insurance for awhile. But if you're not willing to make that sacrifice then you might as well take yourself and your family and camp out in line at the gas chambers.

Posted by: TheTruth at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (iHeMr)

213 What I find the most disturbing about this is that the President has a propaganda organization that doesn't make the slightest effort to hide what it is. The very existence of a barackobama.com while still in office strikes me as creepy, like he needs to be treated like a Hollywood celebrity obsessed with image management.

If you've wondered why a term limited politician is still doing fund raisers, this is it. We cannot get an honest argument for its policies from the White House. Just an ad campaign.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (bPxS6)

214 193 TSRBike, Evaporated milk wins... Nothing unmanly about Hot Choc, plenty unmanly about being Franken's Winter Cabana Boy

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 08:59 AM (9jfyN)

215 If I could be bothered to fire up the Photoshop, I'd create one that said: TESTOSTERONE DEFICIENCY CAN BE FATAL #ObamaCareForTheGenderFluid

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (+cx5n)

216 I'm not sure why but I imagine the people who designed this add, poster, thingy, have done a lot of 2 a.m. Doritos runs.

Posted by: Northernlurker AKA Ragnar the Phillips screwdriver of Thor at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (BLAfs)

217 You're going to have to narrow that down more As soon as I clicked "post," I thought the exact same thing.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (V6E6P)

218

This country is so fucking boned.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (LVAyz)

219 re 195: maybe he works in one of those book stores that doesn't carry books by old fascists like Hayek. Probably also thinks Margaret Cho is funny. Probably also thinks he is funny, hence the 'sophisticated humorist" glasses.

by the way, should it be "that don't" or "that doesn't"?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (bJm7W)

220 If you handed Onesie a shovel, he'd look at it like it was an alien artifact.

If he ever had a callus in his life it sure as hell wasn't on his hands....

Posted by: B at December 18, 2013 09:00 AM (5OEha)

221 Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (9jfyN) I haven't tried evaporated milk...hmmm.. I will say that Vietnamese coffee (highly concentrated drip brew with Sweetened condensed milk) is a great after lunch dessert. (Since usually I can't drink booze at lunch)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 09:01 AM (GaqMa)

222 Isn't that the little gay guy from Big Bang Theory? Want a trip down memory lane? That Leonard guy from Big Bang Theory is Rusty from Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 09:01 AM (8ifMA)

223 A 3 cases of Valu-rite hooch to the Moron(s) who meets this guy for real, and takes the opportunity to give'm an Atomic Wedgie, and leaves him head-down in a public trashcan...

...and, an extra case for the photos.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2013 09:01 AM (lJaja)

224 If I could be bothered to fire up the Photoshop, I'd create one that said: TESTOSTERONE DEFICIENCY CAN BE FATAL GUARANTEED ASS WHOOPIN'.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (qc7at)

225 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Tell "war stories" about standing in line for an iPad Air for 2 weeks

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (NXg/k)

226 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Have a wet dream about Kathleen Sebelius as an enema nurse

Posted by: Peregrine Took says Obamacare is FUBAR at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (d+OhF)

227 Very good one Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (1Jaio) Thnx. Unfortunately, that pretty much used up my allotment of wit this month, and I still have to survive New Year's Eve at the in-laws.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (2oU2+)

228 Seeing how Leonard is banging Penny. Posted by: rickb223 You know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (V6E6P)

229 The sad fact is, the sad fact is, they made this specifically so that their target audience would identify with footie pajama guy. This is exactly who Obama wants to reach with the ad. The young, under-motivated, under-experienced, over-educated, pretentious, liberal arts major who feels comfy

1. Being in those pajamas.
2. Drinking hot chocolate instead of coffee, tea, or bourbon and egg nog for the holidays.

He wants to reach out to poor little college kidz, who facing a little bit of academic pressure for the first time in their lives feel the urge to regress back to a childlike state, and tell them they are the ones who have the mature outlook on something as important as family health care.

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED TO CONVEY!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (0q2P7)

230 That's not hot cocoa in that cup.
It's theKool-Aid.

Nope the "Macho-Mohita"

Posted by: Paladin at December 18, 2013 09:02 AM (+Wvn3)

231 Oh, dear! Apparently we're all a bunch of homophobes for deriding this depiction of an American male.

Our manly man image expectations are out of date and reveal that we're secretly afraid/aware that there is a gay man out there who is better than us *at everything*. Seriously, you guys.

Sigh.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/knczwpz

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 09:03 AM (ruxvM)

232 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Lecture grandma about healthcare ...  What the hell would she know about it anyway?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 09:03 AM (B0gqn)

233 Whose a big boy? ....Whose a big boy?...You are!

Posted by: Footie Pajama Guy's Mother at December 18, 2013 09:03 AM (P6QIG)

234 Ask your doctor what can happen because of LOW TEST.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:03 AM (0q2P7)

235 The absurd Republican reflex to come up with their "alternative" to ObamaCare is kind of like telling your surgeon, "Hey, wait, dude! Before you go and pull that bullet out of my brain, let's talk about what you're going to REPLACE it with!!..." Let's trip over ourselves to try to show who can have the LEAST disastrous socialist program...

Posted by: Optimizer at December 18, 2013 09:04 AM (Mxt9o)

236 "I will say that Vietnamese coffee (highly concentrated drip brew with Sweetened condensed milk) is a great after lunch dessert. (Since usually I can't drink booze at lunch) Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 01:01 PM"


Oh, hell yeah.  Iced.  *drools*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2013 09:04 AM (uK+tZ)

237 Brit Hume's reaction speaks for us all: Naw. Iowahawk does a better job of tearing HipsterMcDouchbag apart.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (PMGbu)

238 Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 01:01 PM ______________ The same cat from the old Roseanne show?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (V6E6P)

239 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Tell my father I hate him

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (NXg/k)

240 124 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Wonder when your testicles will finally descend. Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (DrWcr) ..................... You may have hit upon the group this was designed for, we could call it cryptorchid-care.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (cGc4u)

241 Reminds me of the dork who sent me an e-mail about "wanting to fill out an application." Dude never got the job.
Posted by: Fritz

*in the dude's face*Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (MNq6o)

242 Our manly man image expectations are out of date and reveal that we're secretly afraid/aware that there is a gay man out there who is better than us *at everything*. Seriously, you guys. I'm pretty sure the AoSHQ Stylebook says you're supposed to say "Syrias, you guys."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (PYAXX)

243 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Chat with other Bronys online

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (7ObY1)

244 1 He has the tiniest hands I've ever seen. His hands are so small, they are "Ted Forth" size (the comics character, married to Sally Forth)

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (6UXQc)

245 That eat figs.
Stepping on the...

Hang on, mom! Just finishing

MY POETRY

Posted by: Mega at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (hHFOx)

246 "It's very strange to see what the Left considers attractive, what they believe is an aspirational model that other lefties will respond to. "

***

THIS.

These are people who have their terrarium lid screwed down extra tight.

Posted by: B at December 18, 2013 09:05 AM (5OEha)

247

Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate

-

"Hold it with two hands, so you don't spill it and     burn yourself   on the pee pee like last     time."

 

"Yes, mommy."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 09:06 AM (O3C36)

248 Holy shit, that spoof is funny.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 09:06 AM (FcR7P)

249 Jammy Boy is covered under his two Mommies' insurance.

Posted by: Heather at December 18, 2013 09:06 AM (/cUUk)

250 229 The sad fact is, the sad fact is, they made this specifically so that their target audience would identify with footie pajama guy. This is exactly who Obama wants to reach with the ad. The young, under-motivated, under-experienced, over-educated, pretentious, liberal arts major who feels comfy 1. Being in those pajamas. 2. Drinking hot chocolate instead of coffee, tea, or bourbon and egg nog for the holidays. He wants to reach out to poor little college kidz, who facing a little bit of academic pressure for the first time in their lives feel the urge to regress back to a childlike state, and tell them they are the ones who have the mature outlook on something as important as family health care. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED TO CONVEY! Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. I quoted the whole thing because the world needs to understand your accurate insight. THIS DUDE -- AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS DUDE -- ARE OBAMA'S CORE CONSTITUENCY.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:06 AM (+cx5n)

251 re 229 but are people that age covered by their parent's insurance, presuming it wasn't cancelled?

re 226: why I finish the coffee before I read this stuff

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 09:06 AM (bJm7W)

252 Honest question:  Is there no one in the White House who was willing to say:  "Um... this is a horrible idea, sir"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (fwARV)

253 The same cat from the old Roseanne show? Yep.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (8ifMA)

254 I'm an ObamaCare poster boy and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
I pose for ads, I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I pose for ads, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

I'm an ObamaCare poster boy and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day






Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (1Jaio)

255 It's very strange to see what the Left considers attractive, what they believe is an aspirational model that other lefties will respond to. Posted by: ace at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (/FnUH) Excellent point. I do wonder if the thought process behind this went come up with slogan, design visual campaign around slogan, hey that guy looks like Leonard from Big Bang Theory, people like Big Bang Theory and voila.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (VtjlW)

256 I got one of those hot chocolate pots from Williams Sonoma for Christmas last year. It makes great hot chocolate. Sorry, all this hot chocolate talk is making me crave it's creamy frothy goodness.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (RZ8pf)

257 by the way, should it be "that don't" or "that doesn't"? You were right. ("one" was the antecedent for "that")

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 18, 2013 09:07 AM (V3kRK)

258 The Gunny would have a field day with this kid.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (FcR7P)

259
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Show mom your gay porn collection.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (MNq6o)

260 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Talk about my boyfriend but use the term "girlfriend" to throw everyone off.

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (NXg/k)

261 I really hope not to offend, but have we turned into a nation of weak faggots?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (olDqf)

262 There is a light at the end of the PP/ACA Tunnel. It better be SMOD.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (jr7h8)

263 The ad designers don't eat Doritos. They snack on oven-baked chips from organic companies they pick up @ Whole Foods.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (iQxYV)

264 I raise both my eyebrows like this
to demonstrate my quaint disapproval
OF YOUR EXISTENCE

Posted by: Mega at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (hHFOx)

265 252 Honest question: Is there no one in the White House who was willing to say: "Um... this is a horrible idea, sir"

***

No one puts the Messiah in a corner.

Posted by: B at December 18, 2013 09:08 AM (5OEha)

266 Honest question: Is there no one in the White House who was willing to say: "Um... this is a horrible idea, sir" Honest answer: No. Not that ValJar would have hired anyone who would say "no" to SCOAMT in the first place, but if she *had* they'd have been fired by now. Remember, he's better at *everything*. He's a better speech writer than his speech writers, a better policy director than his policy directors, and obviously a better PR guy than his PR guys.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (PYAXX)

267 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Explain the difference between ... oh no, that fart had some jam on it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (B0gqn)

268 >>Our manly man image expectations are out of date and reveal that we're secretly afraid/aware that there is a gay man out there who is better than us *at everything*. Seriously, you guys. >>Sigh. >>http://preview.tinyurl.com/knczwpz From the article: >>The tweet turned into a big mish-mash of gay and weak and Obama and Obamacare. Why, how could that happen?? >>Pajama Boy is better at you than a lot of things. He's certainly better at waxing his eyebrows.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (SUKHu)

269 Here is Alton's Brown's Instant Hot Cocoa recipe (as far as I can remember it)

2 cups confectioner's sugar
1 cup cocoa
2.5 cups nonfat dry milk
2 tsp corn starch
1 tsp salt
cayenne pepper to taste

Mix everything together in a closeable container and shake well. 
To make hot cocoa, fill mug up halfway with mix.  Top off with boiling water.  Stir.  A lot.  Also, you can use hot milk instead.

Lastly, adding tequila and/or Kahlua (or Tia Maria if you wanna keep the Mexican thing going) can work.  Oh--don't forget the whipping cream and sprinkles.

Posted by: CUS at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (wcLJG)

270 And to think. All the crap I've taken around the hunting camp fire, because I don't drink black coffee, I drink tea.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (0q2P7)

271 as my gay friend says," I'm gay that guys a faggot!"

Posted by: john boner at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (P9kUH)

272

I've never had dental insurance. I just pay my dentist twice a year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (AtSBz)

I've never had dental insurance either. Because I'm a dentist.

(For the record, doing your own dental work REALLY sucks!!!)

Posted by: MrObvious at December 18, 2013 09:09 AM (jgcLl)

273 >>I do wonder if the thought process behind this went come up with slogan, design visual campaign around slogan...

Like, "Hey, what's the opposite of  http://yourllbeanboyfriend.tumblr.com/  ?"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (ruxvM)

274 Jammy Boy is covered under his two Mommies' insurance. Do you suppose they're both still lactating?

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

275 I'm not weak. I can bench 200 lbs. -Chicago Jesus

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (V6E6P)

276 "I really hope not to offend, but have we turned into a nation of weak faggots? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM"

Slack-jawed.  Otherwise, spot on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (uK+tZ)

277 Our manly man image expectations are out of date and reveal that we're secretly afraid/aware that there is a gay man out there who is better than us *at everything*. Seriously, you guys.

Has anyone ever met a gay dude who would be caught dead wearing a onesie?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (SY2Kh)

278 1 He has the tiniest hands I've ever seen. Posted by: Mr Pink at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (NgtT+) Momma says I have the softest hands.

Posted by: Flannel Guy at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (oFCZn)

279 The best part of this is how he is holding the cup to warm up his cowd widdle hands.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (0q2P7)

280 Oscar Wilde would kick the shit out of this guy.  And call him a "filthy sodomite" to boot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:10 AM (zF6Iw)

281
Do these thick-framed black glasses make me look

LESS LIKE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF?

Posted by: Mega at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (hHFOx)

282 I really hope not to offend, but have we turned into a nation of weak faggots? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM" Slack-jawed. Otherwise, spot on. Posted by: RedMindBlueState Not all of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (qc7at)

283 This goes with a radio station here the other day that was advertising all day for michaels crafts. I think they must only have been letting the male callers through to make some point because every freakin caller was a guy extolling the virtues of some craft project he was doing, like scrap booking and making his own wrapping paper and making holiday cards and stuff like that. It was very weird.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (RZ8pf)

284 Wear PJ'S. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about Obamacare to dad. Dad's response, "STFU and get a job".

Posted by: Drider at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (/VmYa)

285 He's certainly better at waxing his eyebrows. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 01:09 PM (SUKHu) STOP IT WITH THE EYEBROW SHAMING! *sobs* I am so jealous of your hash. So jealous.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (VtjlW)

286 It's very strange to see what the Left considers attractive, what they believe is an aspirational model that other lefties will respond to. The weird thing (to me) is this guy has a strong jawline, and is symmetrical. So he should be "attractive". But the body type specifically the girly body and the tiny hands, accentuated by the childish costume, make him really, really effeminate.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (8ifMA)

287 I've never had dental insurance. I just pay my dentist twice a year. That's the best dental insurance in the world. I do the same.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 09:11 AM (FcR7P)

288 I would suggest that some male bloggers dress up in similar jammies as a parody but frankly no one needs anymore metrosexuals in this country even as a spoof.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (h4eud)

289 And as to decent hot chocolate: start with a 15oz mug (insulated is better), add 3 tsps of (decent) instant coffee + 1/3 packet of Swiss Miss Dark Chocolate mix.

Add near-boiling water, and then blend in GV Vanilla-caramel creamer to the 'color' desired.

Tasty, and eye-opening...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (lJaja)

290 The same cat from the old Roseanne show? I WANTED TO FUCK BOTH BECKYS SO BAD BUT NOT DARLENE, SHE WAS ONE NASTY SKANK

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

291 219 re 195: maybe he works in one of those book stores that doesn't carry books by old fascists like Hayek. Probably also thinks Margaret Cho is funny. Probably also thinks he is funny, hence the 'sophisticated humorist" glasses. by the way, should it be "that don't" or "that doesn't"? Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 01:00 PM (bJm7W) "That doesn't" is correct, because it is modifying "in one".

Posted by: NukemHill at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (8tR08)

292 Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Recoil in horror when the parents tune into "Duck Dynasty"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (JawqV)

293 Wear plaid footie pajamas. Tell dad I match his plaid lumberjack shirt. Cry into lukewarm chocolate drink.

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (6UXQc)

294 If we had a rational media in this country, this administration would be the laughingstock to end all laughingstocks.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (mYm3B)

295 I'm pretty sure there's a Mk. 84 solution to this type of problem.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 09:12 AM (jr7h8)

296 207 It's very strange to see what the Left considers attractive, what they believe is an aspirational model that other lefties will respond to. Posted by: ace at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (/FnUH) ----- Been looking around and I can't seem to find any lefties acknowledging the existence of this PR fail.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

297 Wear pajamas

Drink hot chocolate

Talk to parents about changing my name from Kevin to Karen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 09:13 AM (1Jaio)

298 "Not all of us. Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM"

I'm speaking solely about the 52% who voted for TFG.  Not about the Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2013 09:13 AM (uK+tZ)

299 (decent) instant coffee I'm sorry, if(instantCoffee.IsDecent()) always evaluates to false.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:13 AM (PYAXX)

300 Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Take off pajamas and show mom where you hid her sex toys.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:13 AM (MNq6o)

301 "Why no, darling, I don't mind if you go out with your friends.  I've got a My Little Pony marathon ready to go!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (zF6Iw)

302

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 01:02 PM (0q2P7)

 

---------------

 

Yep, or more basic than that...THIS IS WHO THEY ARE and they are projecting that image onto what they think America is.  The women are all sluts and only concerned with free birth control, and the men are all fem who have no clue how to exist outside of the homes their parents built.

 

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (eytER)

303 I think I saw Morrissey personally get off stage to escort this fool out of the venue. Because he "owed it to his fans" or something.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (iQxYV)

304 I'm sorry, if(instantCoffee.IsDecent()) always evaluates to false.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:13 PM (PYAXX)

I get NULL.

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (3Tv+N)

305 Been looking around and I can't seem to find any lefties acknowledging the existence of this PR fail. Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 01:13 PM (fWAjv) I will say that when I first saw that I was all c'mon iowahawk that's too obvious for you to do.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

306 The weird thing (to me) is this guy has a strong jawline, and is symmetrical. It was the anorexia during his awkward years as a high school girl.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (FcR7P)

307 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Rail against cisnormative stereotypes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (PYAXX)

308 The girl in the pajamas has been watching Rachel Maddow for some long she is starting to look like her. 

Posted by: Kaisersoze at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (ak/ho)

309 Leonard from Big Bang Thoery ?

Posted by: McCool at December 18, 2013 09:14 AM (nCSwS)

310

If words could take physical form, this would be:

 

Uptwinkles

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

311 http://preview.tinyurl.com/knczwpz

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 01:03 PM (ruxvM)
---
Wait--did you see the pic of 'mr' Bump at the end of the article?

PAJAMA BOY IS PHIL BUMP!

Posted by: CUS at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (wcLJG)

312 I swear, I made the Bony joke before seeing it in the article. What, you thought I read the article first?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

313 Brony not Bony Ugh

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

314 The same cat from the old Roseanne show? Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 01:05 PM (V6E6P) There's several people on BBT that were in the Roseanne show. Leonard's sometimes date and Sheldon's nemesis, Sara Gilbert played Roseanne's daughter. Sheldon's mother, Laurie Metcalf, played Roseanne's sister and Chuck Lorre wrote for the Roseanne show for a while.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (bCEmE)

315 @261 I really hope not to offend, but have we turned into a nation of weak faggots?

Not all of us.

Posted by: Phil Robertson [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 09:15 AM (5ikDv)

316

Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.

Work on feminist programming language.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 09:16 AM (eytER)

317 Has anyone mentioned that he looks exactly like that whiny bitch from Big Bang Theory?

I hate that fucker more and more.

Starting to ruin Christmas Vacation for me, knowing what he grows into.

Whiny, greasy, long-haired bitch.

And now this asshole, selling slavery.

I spent the weekend wiring up lights in my attic and these fuckers are supposed to be role models?

And you women who put up with these mincing emo fucks? You're just as much to blame.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 09:16 AM (VjL9S)

318 110 Heh. Rush is talking about this mincing little twerp right now.Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (K+mtQ)
Yeah, but he says to be careful. We laughed at Julia while a lot of others sympathized with her.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at December 18, 2013 09:16 AM (VpMO0)

319 I wonder if the little guy from the ad is now on suicide watch?

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:16 AM (MNq6o)

320 Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Gaze longingly at a Polish sausage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (JawqV)

321 What the hell is up with that guy's eyebrows? I keep thinking they're about to leap off my screen and attack me. And, on a similar note, why would I want to follow any advice given by some girly-man who looks like he lives in his parents' basement? I'd be more likely to run far, far away from anything that he was in favor of. The left has raised self-parody to an art form.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (NSh5j)

322 Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Gaze longingly at a Polish sausage.


Ok, that one hit too close to home.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (ZKzrr)

323 >>I am so jealous of your hash. So jealous. As well you should be. Premium membership has its privileges.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (SUKHu)

324 Drink hot chocolate? DON'T YOU KNOW THEY'RE USING CHILDRENS TO WORK THOSE CHOCOLATE MINES?!?!?!?!11?

Posted by: Libtard at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (oFCZn)

325 Brit is one of the few good journalists left.


The scary part is pj boy is who they think we are.   If Mr. Weiner had a son...

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at December 18, 2013 09:17 AM (9u2hL)

326 314 Tami at December 18, 2013 01:15 PM (bCEmE)

One of the ways I'll know I am in hell will be Roseanna's charming voice braying "Daaa-aaaa--aaaannnn" over a PA with Bawney Fwank doing the can can

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (9jfyN)

327 I wonder if the little guy from the ad is now on suicide watch? No. As others have mentioned- he thinks this was good. He thinks "yeah, now I am an archetype of my generation!" And he's probably right.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (PYAXX)

328 Hey wait! I have pjs just like those. Now I can never wear them again without thinking of this guy. Thanks Obamacare!

Posted by: L, elle at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (0xqKe)

329 If you girls are wondering why the turn off. I can look at this guy and something in me just says, he folds up like a lawn chair at the first serious opposition he meets to anything.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (0q2P7)

330 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Ask my mom to give me another snazzy haircut

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

331 have we turned into a nation of weak faggots?

Remember, women on the pill strongly prefer "non-manly" sexually unthreatening men.  Guys like this are, unfortunately, skating to where the puck is going.  I mean, assuming they'd be caught dead playing hockey.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (B/VB5)

332 Remember, he's better at *everything*. He's a better speech writer than his speech writers, a better policy director than his policy directors, and obviously a better PR guy than his PR guys.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 01:09 PM (PYAXX)

And yet, according to Obama, he knows nothing about anything currently going on in and around his White  House...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (fwARV)

333 Heh. Rush is talking about this mincing little twerp right now.Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (K+mtQ) Yeah, but he says to be careful. We laughed at Julia while a lot of others sympathized with her. Don't care. Still laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (qc7at)

334 But the body type specifically the girly body and the tiny hands, accentuated by the childish costume, make him really, really effeminate. Body type be damned. That image just oozes hipster douchebag with bonus toolbox.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2013 09:18 AM (PMGbu)

335 Why is he wearing a watch with his pajamas?

Posted by: Codec717 at December 18, 2013 09:19 AM (jXG+o)

336 >>Pajama Boy is better at you than a lot of things.

***

At what exactly?
Construction?
Wiring a house?
Pouring concrete?
Farming?
Axe and chainsaw usage?
Landscaping?
Firearms?
Gunsmithing?
Information Security?
Network Architecture?
Electronics?
Hunting?
Welding?
Plumbing?
Small Engine Repair?
Car Repairs (Caveat: on cars that can actually be worked on)?

Because I've got skills, major and minor, in all of those areas and that's just a quick brain dump that barely covers it all.

And I imagine a lot of folks on this post could say the same thing.

As for Onesie here....

Posted by: B at December 18, 2013 09:19 AM (5OEha)

337 Ok, that one hit too close to home.

At least you know to that they're intended as food.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 09:19 AM (JawqV)

338 Have we turned into a nation of weak ass gays?

I am not half as gay as that kid....

//Fred Mercury esq

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:20 AM (9jfyN)

339 Guys like this are, unfortunately, skating to where the puck is going. I mean, assuming they'd be caught dead playing hockey.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 01:18 PM (B/VB5)

So what are we goalies supposed to do? 

And no, 'take shots to the face' is not an acceptable answer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:20 AM (fwARV)

340 <i>318 Yeah, but he says to be careful. We laughed at Julia while a lot of others sympathized with her.</i>

If there are that many people who sympathize with this mincing little omega male, we're already done as a country.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2013 09:20 AM (uK+tZ)

341 What a doofus but at least they are leaving me alone now.

Posted by: Obamacare website girl at December 18, 2013 09:20 AM (P6QIG)

342

I just can't. Our society now glorifies a version of masculinity which is voluntarily submissive.

 

As Hugh Hewett  would say, "now who does that benefit?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:20 AM (zF6Iw)

343 As well you should be. Premium membership has its privileges. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 01:17 PM (SUKHu) Hey, I have the Platinum membership with diamond level dongle!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:21 AM (VtjlW)

344 335 Why is he wearing a watch with his pajamas? He doesn't want to miss Glee.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:21 AM (7ObY1)

345

If he's good, he can turn this photo into lasting fame on the OutTV cable channel.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 09:21 AM (eytER)

346 Check the Balls

Check the balls to see if they've dropped
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

At least my cool watch hasn't stopped
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

Drink a cup of wimpy cocoa
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

Go to bed when the clock strikes ocho
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

Stay in school for seven years
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

Let the pillow dry my tears
pa-ja-ja-ja-ma pa-ja-ja-ma

Posted by: Mega at December 18, 2013 09:21 AM (hHFOx)

347 I'm sure al-Qaeda is positively scared shitless of this one.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 09:21 AM (jr7h8)

348 Remember, women on the pill strongly prefer "non-manly" sexually unthreatening men. Guys like this are, unfortunately, skating to where the puck is going. So? Once they get there they can't put it in the net. Much less a hat trick.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (qc7at)

349 In the future, this is what all white male Americans are going to be, suckas.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (mYm3B)

350 Recoil in horror when the parents tune into "Duck Dynasty"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 01:12 PM (JawqV)

 

 

 

 

Phil Robinson just put a huge smackdown on teh gheys  in the way that only Phil could do.  Phil said it wasn't logical that men should prefer anus to vagina.  Teh gheys are pitching a huge hissy fit.  See Drudge.

Posted by: Havedash at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (gvqyH)

351 Aside:  I fucking love this place.  You guys make my day.  Syrias, you guys. 

Best snark and wit, with a pretty large helping of f'n knowledge.  The HQ slices like a fucking hammer and I love it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (fwARV)

352 I think it's being too generous calling him a pitchman.  More like pitchboy or pitchnancy

Posted by: Brewer at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (eV1I0)

353 So what are we goalies supposed to do? And no, 'take shots to the face' is not an acceptable answer. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:20 PM (fwARV) The hell it's not. You're supposed to run the whole "hey baby we don't need to glove it, I'm killer at blocking things from the goal" line.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:22 AM (VtjlW)

354 Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: the guy thT made a joke 100 comments ago at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (V6E6P)

355 I'm still resisting the Photoshop urge, otherwise I'd make one saying SEND US YOUR MONEY, DWEEB [pajamaboy image] WE NEED IT TO GIVE SUBSIDIES TO OBESE OLD HILLBILLIES

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (+cx5n)

356 the dudes from "queer eye for the straight guy" called and said this kid looks like a pussy

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (KfDDN)

357 L, elle, and he probably wears the same style of dresses as you too

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo says, free toby at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (iQxYV)

358 Phil fucking Donahue is like Chuck Norris compared to Hot Choc Boy

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (9jfyN)

359 Pretty funny that looking at the numbers, even the hipster beta bi-curious shitstains this guy symbolizes aren't signing up for the president's shit website.

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (NaTky)

360 There is a light at the end of the PP/ACA Tunnel. Nothing but a burglarÂ’s torch.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (QF8uk)

361 I think it's being too generous calling him a pitchman. More like pitchboy or pitchnancy I'm betting he catches...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (PMGbu)

362 And AtC lobs one over the plate.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (5Pdup)

363 Why is he wearing a watch with his pajamas? He doesn't want to miss Glee. Dora the Explorer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:23 AM (qc7at)

364 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Wait for girlskin suit to dry

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (2oU2+)

365 Salon.com ‏@Salon 40m Conservative Twitter gets homophobic on their new Obamacare piñata: #pajamaboy http://slnm.us/Kv6Q9MG --------- Wonder why they didn't use an AA so they can use the race card. Oh right. With the staff at OFA it would be pretty damn hard to find one.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (fWAjv)

366 Jessss!

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (QupBk)

367 Dick sucking measured in miles.

Posted by: Bill at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (uvyrw)

368 135 That right there is the Liberal base. Tell me again why we are losing to these people.
============
I give you John "crying like a bitch" Boner, that's why.

He is one of them.



Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (VjL9S)

369 I paid extra to not have the dongle dongling in the sidebar. Too distracting.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (SUKHu)

370

OT:  Slate (Slate!) recognizes that the implementation of OCare is unconstitutional and says the Halbig suit could unravel it.

 

http://tinyurl.com/m9hkp8f

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (A0sHn)

371 Man up!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (P6QIG)

372 Maybe with the way all the women studies  and fellow travelers have been promoting, there is a number of women that want this house-baby to order around.
NAH. He's useless.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (U0DWi)

373
Wear Pajamas
Drink Hot Chocolate
Talk about Minoring In Theatre.



.... oh...... wait.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (nELVU)

374 So one summer, my best friend and I were working in New York.
And we both wanted to go out one night and get BJ's.
But my friend had to work late.

So......I went and got two of them.
And came back, and gave him one.

Friends are  forever.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (teMpq)

375 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Complain about that cyber-bully on my Facebook page.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:24 AM (PYAXX)

376 285 He's certainly better at waxing his eyebrows. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 01:09 PM (SUKHu) STOP IT WITH THE EYEBROW SHAMING! *sobs* I am so jealous of your hash. So jealous. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (VtjlW) There was a story yesterday on DM about Kim Kardashian plucking her baby's eyebrows. She denied it but pictures do not lie - at least the ones that were not photoshopped.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (h4eud)

377 362 Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2013 01:23 PM (PMGbu)

He's possibly a designated switch hitter, but only after a lot of Slow Gin Fizzies and the right Mirl...

like Ray Maddow

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (9jfyN)

378 I'd never heard of "bronies" until my sister, a psychology grad student talked about one she was counseling. They apparently are fanboyz of My Little Pony stories. 

I sort of get Comic-con and Cosplay, but My Little Freakin' Pony?????

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (OZmbA)

379 Why is he wearing a watch with his pajamas?

Posted by: Codec717

It's vintage, dude.
[ arches eyebrows ]
[ smirks ]
[ queefs ]

Posted by: Flannel boy [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (B0gqn)

380 I wonder if his Mom has already gotten her "talk about healthcare" instructions.

http://is.gd/TpzEel

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (ZKzrr)

381 TESTICLE-REMOVAL WILL BE MANDATORY [pajamaboy image] UNDER OBAMACARE #Eunuchs4HealthCare

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:25 AM (+cx5n)

382 That beta male is the demographic they are trying to Reach. The moron horde is not even a consideration in Obama's world. This guy will become one of our betters SOON and we will continue to slave away to finance his lifestyle. He is actually the one laughing-at us. I need to go wash my hands now.

Posted by: DrC at December 18, 2013 09:26 AM (pUAXu)

383 366 Wonder why they didn't use an AA so they can use the race card. Wait - that chick's not black?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 09:26 AM (jr7h8)

384 Am I wrong for wanting to hunt down that pathetic hipster manchild and kick his teeth in?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 18, 2013 09:26 AM (KSjsb)

385 So what are we goalies supposed to do? And no, 'take shots to the face' is not an acceptable answer. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:20 PM (fwARV) Did you catch Kevin Weekes on Fox & Friends this morning, explaining the concept of the "5 hole" to Elisabeth Hasselbeck?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:26 AM (7ObY1)

386 You're supposed to run the whole "hey baby we don't need to glove it, I'm killer at blocking things from the goal" line.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18,
2013 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

I've found that being able to do the splits is a wonderful party trick...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:26 AM (fwARV)

387

His agent already has him booked for a TV show:

 

I'll Wait In the Xterra (nature):  Join PajamaBoy on a gritty trek through jungles, forests or grasslands.  Or fine, don't.

 

 

*This joke shamelessly stolen from some old newspaper column, but I don't remember where.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (eytER)

388 385 Am I wrong for wanting to hunt down that pathetic hipster manchild and kick his teeth in? PJ Boy pays good money for that down at Man's Country

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (7ObY1)

389 If there ever was a dude more deserving of the "I like Dicks over Hooters" tee shirt, I have never met him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (teMpq)

390 Did you catch Kevin Weekes on Fox & Friends this morning, explaining the concept of the "5 hole" to Elisabeth Hasselbeck?

Was that anything like Ace explaining the concept of "nutting" to Ann Althouse?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (B/VB5)

391 All of this makes me less glacially cold in the sub cochal area. http://bit.ly/19T2kLL

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (VtjlW)

392 384 akula51 at December 18, 2013 01:26 PM (jr7h

Quite right, Shaft is a White Banker and Elton John is a Motown Marvel.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:27 AM (9jfyN)

393 Just think, that photo is going into the guy's 'portfolio'. On the upside (for him), if an ad agency is looking for a mincing androgynous type (more and more likely, it seems), he's a shoo-in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:28 AM (aDwsi)

394
If Al Franken and Woody Allen had a child..... it would look like THIS.


.... tell me Im wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 09:28 AM (nELVU)

395 256 - Something tells me that BronyBoy disagrees with your definition of "creamy frothy goodness".

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 18, 2013 09:28 AM (D61gk)

396 If Al Franken and Woody Allen had a child..... it would look like THIS. .... tell me Im wrong. Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU) I'm thinkin' more like Al Franken and Groucho Marx.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 09:29 AM (bCEmE)

397 398 Tami at December 18, 2013 01:29 PM (bCEmE)

Ray Maddow and Phyllis Diller

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:29 AM (9jfyN)

398 You realize all this talk about hot chocolate means nothing unless either peppermint schanpps or Chambord are added to it, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)

399 I've found that being able to do the splits is a wonderful party trick... Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:26 PM (fwARV) So have I! *fistbump*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)

400 Tami, I only catch the show sporadically - in syndication at that. But I never knew Gilbert or Metcalf were on it. I like Metcalf - she's funny, but has range. I forget what dramatic role I saw her in that shocked me - "wow, she can act."

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (V6E6P)

401 @257 Thank you, FTL. [gives secret GrammarNazi salute]

We call it Language Engineering here. It's a sharp tool. Use with caution.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (xq1UY)

402 Drudge has the link:


A group of drag queens in Louisiana has decided to use their cross-dressing talents to help promote Obamacare. Wednesday Night Tea — “a unique, interactive drag queen show held every Wednesday at Central Station in Shreveport, Louisiana” — has partnered up with the non-profit Out2Enroll to help market Obamacare to the LGBT community. Out2Enroll focuses on informing those in the LGBT community about the benefits of Obamacare and on enrolling them in insurance plans and events in cities across the country.



Seems to be a whole queen campaign for BarryCare. I wonder why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (1Jaio)

403 401 alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)

Me THREE!

//Ricky Martin

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (9jfyN)

404 What's his real name?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (ZPrif)

405 Wear Pajamas Drink Hot Chocolate Decide between waxing or electrolysis

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

406 Ray Maddow and Phyllis Diller Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:29 PM (9jfyN) LOL! That works too.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 09:30 AM (bCEmE)

407 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate NoNo my eyebrows

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 09:31 AM (7ObY1)

408 Do they realize this stuff can be viewed globally? Is it any wonder that the Islamists think they will ultimately win? Would any country looking for respect tweet such weakness?

Posted by: ejo at December 18, 2013 09:31 AM (GXvSO)

409 Wear Pajamas Drink Hot Chocolate Wonder if this is the proper way to 'cup the balls'

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 09:31 AM (fWAjv)

410

Wear pajamas.

 

Drink hot chocolate.

 

Wonder what the red stuff "down there" means.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:31 AM (zF6Iw)

411 Why is he wearing a watch with his pajamas? Posted by: Codec717

To see how long he can last during a tickle fight with mom before he gets gets shit or jizz in his jammies.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:32 AM (MNq6o)

412 *sniffs* Okay. Who opened the peanut butter? Do not make me hide the sloths again.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:32 AM (VtjlW)

413 Good news! Christmas is early! The emperor has given the people 10 extra days to pay their health tax!

Posted by: thunderb at December 18, 2013 09:32 AM (RUDlQ)

414 299 - 304 -- the stuff they sell to the 'south of the border' types is tolerable.

And better than anything that came out of a C-rat, or MRE pack... which is the original formulation. c-rat insty coffee + cocco powder + powdered creamer (sugar optional)...

...the original 'Stay-awake Power Juice', and better than endless cans of Monster.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (lJaja)

415 413 Dang at December 18, 2013 01:32 PM (MNq6o)


Dat's HAWT!

//B Fwank esq

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (9jfyN)

416 With Owebama, everything HAS to be gay.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (xmcEQ)

417 Revenge of the Nerds was supposed to be a comedy, not an instruction manual!

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (+cx5n)

418 Wear Pajamas Drink Hot Chocolate Wait for the roofie to kick in

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (fWAjv)

419 I guarantee you there's a flap in the back of those PJs And it's never buttoned up

Posted by: Flightless Bird at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (MhA4j)

420 Let me give you some friendly man advice there.

1. Lift: you need a little definition up top to not look like a dweeb.
2. Stop plucking your eyebrows. If they aren't growing to-f*cking-gether leave them the f*ck alone.
3. Learn to box. It will fix your "you can beat me in one punch" posture.
4. You sleep in unders, not pajamas. You're not 5. If you wake up and it's cold, and you don't want to get dressed, you don't put on that you put on your long unders and a robe. Bonus points if it's a full on union suit.
5. If you are going to drink an unmanly drink like cocoa. Pour bourbon in it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (0q2P7)

421 400 You realize all this talk about hot chocolate means nothing unless either peppermint schanpps or Chambord are added to it, right? Value-rite?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (6fSty)

422 Obama has a history of not paying people standard fees for photos, e.g., obaamacare girl. So, don't be surprise if this guy comes forward in tears and complains he only got a blow job from barry for posing and he doesnt deserve the abuse.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (h4eud)

423 Is it any wonder that the Islamists think they will ultimately win?

Is there any major Islamist organization TFG hasn't been holding secret surrender talks with?  We know about the PA (which is merging with Hamas) and the Taliban.  I'm sure al-Queda is probably in the mix and we just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 09:33 AM (B/VB5)

424 Good news! Christmas is early! The emperor has given the people 10 extra days to pay their health tax! Posted by: thunderb at December 18, 2013 01:32 PM (RUDlQ) Oh good. I haven't rage stroked in like minutes and minutes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 18, 2013 09:34 AM (VtjlW)

425 419 zombie at December 18, 2013 01:33 PM (+cx5n)


IT's a COOKBOOK!  A COOKBOOK!

//American Masculinity watching its life ebb away

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:34 AM (9jfyN)

426 But I never knew Gilbert or Metcalf were on it. I like Metcalf - she's funny, but has range. I forget what dramatic role I saw her in that shocked me - "wow, she can act." Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 01:30 PM (V6E6P) She's great as Sheldon's mother. They portray her as a bible thumping Texan but she outsmarts the 'geniuses' all the time.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 09:34 AM (bCEmE)

427 Am I wrong for wanting to hunt down that pathetic hipster manchild and kick his teeth in? You're 17th in line...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2013 09:34 AM (PMGbu)

428 On Christmas morning:  "When I said I wanted a tool box, I meant a tool box, not this fucking tool."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:35 AM (fwARV)

429 The left's heads are assploding over Phil Robertson's comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:35 AM (qc7at)

430 I got pieces of guys like Jammie Boy in my stool!

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 18, 2013 09:35 AM (2oU2+)

431 422 MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 01:33 PM (0q2P7)

be a man there Beta Buddies and rely on your also nude wife for body heat...

//Alpha Spouses

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:36 AM (9jfyN)

432 Good news! Christmas is early! The emperor has given the people 10 extra days to pay their health tax! And I'm sure he'll be signing that legislation any minu... Wait. There's no legislation? Unpossible. The Constitutional Scholar certainly would never violate the Constitution by usurping Congress's powers. Right?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:36 AM (PYAXX)

433 5. If you are going to drink an unmanly drink like cocoa. Pour bourbon in it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 01:33 PM (0q2P7)


-----


6.   If you are going to wear flannel, it better have a fricken collar, and roll the sleeves UP.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 09:36 AM (nELVU)

434 6. If you are going to wear flannel, it better have a fricken collar, and roll the sleeves UP.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:36 PM (nELVU)

And you pretty much have to be a goddamned lumberjack.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:36 AM (fwARV)

435 Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Cries about the mean people who made fun of me on the internet

Posted by: wiserbud at December 18, 2013 09:37 AM (NXg/k)

436 Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Inject krokodile between eyebrows.  Because there's really nothing to lose here.  At all.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 09:37 AM (MNq6o)

437 You sleep in unders, not pajamas. You're not 5. If you wake up and it's cold, and you don't want to get dressed, you don't put on that you put on your long unders and a robe. Bonus points if it's a full on union suit. Do a lot of people sleep in underwear? I sleep in a t-shirt and shorts.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 09:37 AM (8ifMA)

438 re 319:

FELLATH! everyone'th talking about me!!

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 09:37 AM (bJm7W)

439 And you pretty much have to be a goddamned lumberjack. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:36 PM (fwARV) Farmers can get away with it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 18, 2013 09:37 AM (PYAXX)

440 6. If you are going to wear flannel, it better have a fricken collar, and roll the sleeves UP Ughh. Good God, Gertie. You gotta cut them sleeves off so they don't get caught in the fan blade while you jump-start the pickup truck!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 18, 2013 09:38 AM (6fSty)

441 Oh, and by the way, Walmart after 11am was not fun. One of the several questions people asked me there was "what's the difference btn seltzer and club soda?" I did not know exactly. (I get asked directions and other questions quite often. I look competent or helpful or something.)

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 09:38 AM (SUKHu)

442 Kurt Schlichter has done an excellent series juxtaposing the douche with a soldier: https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter

Posted by: seems legit at December 18, 2013 09:38 AM (A98Xu)

443 Do a lot of people sleep in underwear? I sleep in a t-shirt and shorts.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2013 01:37 PM (8ifMA)

Stop sleeping in clothes.  Period.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:38 AM (fwARV)

444 >Do a lot of people sleep in underwear? I sleep in a t-shirt and shorts.

You realize that boxers and a t-shirt are the average male under garments right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:39 AM (0q2P7)

445

<i>318 Yeah, but he says to be careful. We laughed at Julia while a lot of others sympathized with her.</i>

 

Sounds like Rush is a little gun-shy.  Fuck that.  This self-entitled douche  is everything I hate in the modern American male.

 

Clark Gable shit bigger than this clown.  Hell, Elton John right now is thinking, "dude, butch up!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

446 Revenge of the Nerds was supposed to be a comedy, not an instruction manual!

The nerds--even Wormser--staged a panty raid and watched video of the girls' shower for days.  Pajama Boy clearly takes no inspiration from them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 09:39 AM (ZKzrr)

447 >Stop sleeping in clothes. Period.

Better advice, though I was assuming that was a bridge too far.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 09:40 AM (0q2P7)

448 445 Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:38 PM (fwARV)

Yup, only the English are born clothed.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:40 AM (9jfyN)

449 Peppermint Schnapps.
Hot Chocolate.

It's not just for pedophiles anymore.

#GetGrooming

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 18, 2013 09:41 AM (Kkt/i)

450 Now that I'm 27, the only way I can afford Obamacare, is if you DIE! Yeah, I read your will, Mom, sleep tight!"

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 18, 2013 09:41 AM (M/sip)

451 Posted by: seems legit at December 18, 2013 01:38 PM (A98Xu)

----

That.was.awesome.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 09:41 AM (nELVU)

452 It was funny when Rosanne tried to get cheap publicity by siding with Charlie Sheen against Chuck Lorre by calling his a monster. Look how many people from Rosanne he has employed on BB. Apparently he's not that horrible to work for. As to Sheen, he's really fucking up again. He's not man enough to be a father to his own kids. He's managed to publicly threaten the mothers of both his children. He has lost custody of his own kids and has to have monitored visits due to his own bad behavior. Rosanne also went on an insane twitter rant a couple of weeks ago but she removed all the incriminating tweets.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 09:42 AM (h4eud)

453 Better advice, though I was assuming that was a bridge too far.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (0q2P7)

Was this not the ONT?

I figured with the ass-pounding our flannel-clad sword swallower was taking, I'd just go ahead and run with it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:42 AM (fwARV)

454 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 09:42 AM (qc7at)

455 443 Oh, and by the way, Walmart after 11am was not fun. One of the several questions people asked me there was "what's the difference btn seltzer and club soda?"  Mama, do you by any chance wear a blue vest when you go shopping? Might want to rethink fashion choice...

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 09:42 AM (V6E6P)

456 If either of my sons grow up to wear footie pajamas and hipster glasses I have failed as a parent.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 09:43 AM (hFL/3)

457 Bonus points if it's a full on union suit.

...which is a flannel onesie. Originally red. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 09:43 AM (ZKzrr)

458 I'm thinkin' more like Al Franken and Groucho Marx. Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2013 01:29 PM (bCEmE) Harpo Marx perhaps?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 09:44 AM (lZBBB)

459 I've found that being able to do the splits is a wonderful party trick...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 01:26 PM (fwARV)

 

The great ballerina Rambova is giving her farewell tour.  At the end, she pirouettes, leaps to the first balcony and then to the stage, landing in a perfect split.

 

The crowd goes wild.  The curtain falls.  She calls over her manager.  "Misha, a favor, please."

 

"Anything, madame, anything!"

 

"Misha, rock me a little and break the suction."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:44 AM (zF6Iw)

460 I hope there's a trap door in the back of those footie pajamas cuz that's where Obamacare is trying to screw him.

Posted by: Pajama Police at December 18, 2013 09:44 AM (Plx/u)

461 Gasoline.

Assless chaps.


Chat about rape and pillaging.

#GetTalking

Posted by: Lord Humungous at December 18, 2013 09:44 AM (Kkt/i)

462 Drinks hot chocolate.

Wears pajamas.

Masturbates to old Sailor Moon cartoons.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 18, 2013 01:27 PM (OWjjx)

 

Now, hold on just one damn minute, pally. . . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2013 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

463 VAGINAL DOUCHES [pic of pajamaboy] NOW FREE WITH OBAMACARE

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:45 AM (+cx5n)

464 Is this guy supposed to convince us that free birth control is a good idea after all?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 09:46 AM (fwARV)

465 #404

That should really help keep costs down, by encouraging future AIDS patients to get enrolled. Is there another organization appealing to IV drug users?

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 09:47 AM (bPxS6)

466 Prancing, mincing boy

Hot chocolate at the ready

The nation's future.

Posted by: joncelli at December 18, 2013 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

467 "Yes I'm smug. Nobody hears my farts. Wanna know WHY daddy?"

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 18, 2013 09:51 AM (M/sip)

468 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Wait for Mommie to die

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 18, 2013 09:52 AM (2oU2+)

469 #454

Lorre pretty much created that show. Roseanne became hugely wealthy, with an at the time record setting sydication rights payout, but can anyone name a single thing she has done of note since then, other than make a fool of herself? Everybody who worked on that show knows who made it happen. Obviously, the show wouldn't have come together without Roseanne's personality as the starting point but plenty of popular comics have tried sitcoms that didn't even last a single season.

It comes as no surprise to me the Lorre enjoys a lot of loyalty from the cast of that show. I can only imagine the reactions from them if offered a full-time job with Roseanne again, though.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 09:57 AM (bPxS6)

470 469 hutch1200 at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (M/sip)

You know that brings to mind a line from Superman Returns....

http://youtu.be/7xiwISrp1H4

You might hear a slight pop...right before all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 09:57 AM (9jfyN)

471 47 Ronin just seppuku'ed after counting those Haiku, just saying.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2013 09:58 AM (xq1UY)

472 Reference #19...

To paraphrase Jack, the text on the picture should read, "Take your balls out of your purse, and stop tweezing those eyebrows."

Posted by: Lurk u longtime at December 18, 2013 10:03 AM (mdg8n)

473

Let's get talking.

Macho Mojitos, anyone? 

Posted by: drowningpuppies at December 18, 2013 10:10 AM (012vu)

474 Iowntheworld's puts these to shame.

Posted by: Sid Vicious at December 18, 2013 10:10 AM (xYNyF)

475 binders full of pajamaboys?

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 10:14 AM (KfDDN)

476

    That is Eugene, the Obamacare elf.

     Stop making fun of it.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 18, 2013 10:15 AM (SAMxH)

477 You realize that he's probably an unpaid intern at Organizing for Action.

Posted by: Synova at December 18, 2013 10:26 AM (7/PU+)

478 Unpaid, uninsured, intern....

Posted by: Synova at December 18, 2013 10:26 AM (7/PU+)

479 John Podestas son.

Posted by: nannyhag at December 18, 2013 10:30 AM (39IHH)

480 That weird expression on his/it's face has to be from the steamer he/it just dropped in the onesie.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2013 10:34 AM (wAQA5)

481 Son, before we talk healthcare.... Can I ask why you're wearing your big sisters maternity clothing?

Posted by: Mayor Ford at December 18, 2013 11:00 AM (ps27A)

482 I love my family. But I swear upon everything that is holy: If one of them uses Christmas Dinner to talk to me about the wonders of Obamacare, I will tear out their esophagus with the salad tongs. That is all.

Posted by: red speck at December 18, 2013 11:04 AM (9/Ug/)

483 Subtext of this ad: Remain childish. But don't worry, the government will take care of everything.

Posted by: Pigilito at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (yw6Yn)

484 The Germans call a twerp like this a sitzpinkler. Means he pees sitting down. Perfect.

Posted by: fugazi at December 18, 2013 01:20 PM (vJfdZ)

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