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March 25, 2013

Greg Gutfeld on Jim Carrey: "Coward"
— Ace

He ran away from Gutfeld on Twitter.

That might be because Dana Loesch already bloodied him up.

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM | Comments (288)
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1 Early?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2013 04:56 PM (6IKyK)

2 Where's my prize?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2013 04:57 PM (6IKyK)

3 &

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2013 04:57 PM (6IKyK)

4 And I thought no one could out-gay me in with my interpretation of The Riddler.

Posted by: Frank Gorshin at March 25, 2013 04:58 PM (j3uk1)

5 An hour later than I expected at work. Damn you Ace. damn you straight to a devolved hell. hahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 04:58 PM (tVTLU)

6 Wait a minute. Did I miss something because I'm totally fucking dead? Did Jim Carrey say something bad about George Bush?

Posted by: andrew breitbart at March 25, 2013 05:00 PM (Yfnhv)

7 I've thought more about Jim carrey this week than I've thought about him in 15 years. So I guess he wins... something.

Posted by: Truman North at March 25, 2013 05:01 PM (eV8P8)

8 #JimCarreysNextOutrage What do you mean I can't order a substitute for coleslaw without paying extra?!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:01 PM (piMMO)

9 He's Canadian, right?
Loser, go home!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2013 05:01 PM (KqmXZ)

10 #JimCarreysNextOutrage 'readin, 'riting, & 'rithmetic. How can our schools teach without 'A's. The Republicans have stolen our 'A's

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:02 PM (piMMO)

11 I think straight socking Andrew is a ban

Posted by: Truman North at March 25, 2013 05:02 PM (eV8P8)

Btw, Greg Gutfeld is one of the best on TV. I remember him from RedEye when it just started and they had me laughing out loud.

And Ace, I will hit your tipjar as soon as I join up for the NRA this week. Is that shite anonymous btw.

Seriously, love this blog and commenters. more intelligence here than anywhere on the web. and no censorship!!!! Which is key to keeping the flow.

Although somebody did kill one of my many urgings for:

Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck it honkies. night.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 05:02 PM (tVTLU)

13 I don't think Fire marshal Bob gets that he is not a godling and he has pissed off a horde...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:03 PM (LRFds)

14 #JimCarreysNextOutrage But I NEEEED 160 characters for my tweets. I'm a celebrity, damnit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:03 PM (piMMO)

15 Staten island man has legally permitted firearms confiscated for "racist tweets" Ace?

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 05:06 PM (KjoRj)

16 here's the link http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/fdny_honchos_slap_ems_twit_fJDPS9uxIwpUzHwfYuccAP

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 05:06 PM (KjoRj)

17 I heard Gutfield on the way home. He ass raped Carey like Roman Polanski did to that 13 yo girl.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:07 PM (doBIb)

18 But can it be SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that he's a coward?

Posted by: The Q at March 25, 2013 05:08 PM (yVmMc)

19 I discovered AoSHQ and RedEye on about the same week back in '08. Any latent tendencies to be an utter sick fuck that I may have had back then are now out front and center. Thanks, internet and Comcast-provided free DVR!

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 05:08 PM (aozUR)

20 So Ace, when do we get your rendition of "You'll Never Walk Alone"?

Posted by: MrCaniac, now known as Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 25, 2013 05:10 PM (Zd/NW)

21 17 I heard Gutfield on the way home. He ass raped Carey like Roman Polanski did to that 13 yo girl. Go on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 25, 2013 05:12 PM (U+YLE)

22 21 17 I heard Gutfield on the way home. He ass raped Carey like Roman Polanski did to that 13 yo girl. -------------------------- Go on. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 25, 2013 09:12 PM (U+YLE) That is a dark place you just went to man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 25, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

23 Please, dear God, don't nobody shoot that fool. With ammo as high-priced as it is.... Does he have a N. 2 lead pencil? Chopsticks? 'Cuz you know wut they say: when slender pointy things are outlawed, only outlaws will have slender pointy things.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 05:14 PM (1V6Pv)

24 2 Where's my prize?

[jazz hands...]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 25, 2013 05:15 PM (opLk0)

25 22 BC1981,

Literally unless you use certain tools...

I denounce myself...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:15 PM (LRFds)

26 Why is the blog so wide?

Posted by: Big T Party at March 25, 2013 05:15 PM (WiQr+)

27 What color is chicken shit? I never could stand Jim Carrey. His movies were crap. His kind of comedy is not my taste.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2013 05:16 PM (eqV3Q)

28 It isn't...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 25, 2013 05:16 PM (opLk0)

29 NYC fucked up the blog with the web address

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 25, 2013 05:16 PM (GEICT)

30 Keep on, knuckleheads. Your guns belong to the government.

Posted by: ergie at March 25, 2013 05:16 PM (+iA5G)

That was some kind of bitch slap. Too bad more of Hollywood and the "elite" don't get that kind of treatment.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2013 05:17 PM (HhKy4)

32 Keep on, knuckleheads. Your guns belong to the government.

Posted by: ergie at March 25, 2013 09:16 PM (+iA5G)

That's what you think. All mine are at the bottom of an active volcano.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 05:17 PM (aozUR)

33 Ck. my blog for reaction

Posted by: Edward Cropper at March 25, 2013 05:17 PM (Lt3vg)

34 We approve of this thread

Posted by: Pontiac Widetrack at March 25, 2013 05:17 PM (jucos)

35 Re: Gutfeld, it was pretty intense. He did not hold back on Carey at all. It was brutal. I could tell he wanted to call him a piece of shit on air.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:18 PM (doBIb)

36 After reading the twitters, all I can say is Jim Carrey is.....................

SMOKIN!

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2013 05:18 PM (6TB1Z)

37 I'm not exactly sure these "celebrities" can reason out cause and effect...outcomes, if you will. They get high on an "ideal" and then can't support it but will kill their careers trying.

Posted by: mare at March 25, 2013 05:18 PM (A98Xu)

38 This blog went all Kirstie Ally or something damn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:19 PM (/Z7MT)

39 I'd love to fill Jim Carrey full of MY lead, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: I, Pencil at March 25, 2013 05:19 PM (NaNKB)

40 Meaningless rant So, since I'm finally, in some regards, done with the political Right: Expansion of the concept of marriage to gays should be enabled, but by state legislators, not the Court. This is not to mean I'm all enthusiastic about the idea, but I found my own natural law argument, am happy with it, and society is so screwed up vis a vis what a man is supposed to be that my previous main concern--adoption by gays of male children--is OBE. I see no reason notto enable by legislation, esp. As I think we are goung to find the medical reason behind gayness and transgender affection, and it may not be immediately reversible. I do not support abortion after brain activity starts. That means before that point, I am no longer wasting my time trying to stop it. Roe v. Wade is farcical, though. The idea the Ninth and Tenth somehow always had supported a right that would have gotten you thrown out of all polite society twenty years before is absurd. Some critiques of capitalism are valid. You can't maximize financial profit on everything. "In God We Trust" needs to come off the coinage. It may have been a default Christian nation in 1789, but this ain't 1789 any longer. "No establishment of religion" has got to be read as no establishment of a religion in a multi-religion society. Having said that, I'm happier in Bible country. There is zero chance the Bible is literally true in all respects. Zero. I don't think the South needs to wear a hairshirt for the past. I do think it needs to become the world's experts on how tyranny happens, and who in a society makes it happen, and who enables it via silence, because it happened because our forefathers let the jerks have their way. It is a psychology truism that in a group, the most opinionated and loudmouthed can get their way just by geing the most opinionated and loudmouthed. I love traditional American--meaning Anglo-American--society. Having said that, it has also been especially conducive to men acting like assholes with impunity. With disastrous consequences for a lot of folks. Krugman may have been on to something there when he taled after the election about a "better society" on the coast, without one needing to buy into his policy preferences. Rant off.

Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 05:19 PM (HoxZS)

41 This Jim Carrey thing is just absurd. A discussion on American Constitutional rights involves a Canadian comedian....how? Why? Fuck off James. No one gives a damn what you think.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 25, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

42 38 This blog went all Kirstie Ally or something damn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 09:19 PM (/Z7MT)

My first instinct would be to correct you by saying it went all Brian Dennehy, but I'll go with Ted McGinley instead.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 05:20 PM (aozUR)

43 Why is the blog so wide? *** Because, ahem, SOMEONE, failed to shrink his link

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:21 PM (piMMO)

44 Carey's comments remind me of a "sit around the table drinking and smoking pot at my producer's house and coming up with ONE funny skit and figuring out how to make it a full length movie," deal. Not thought out rationally.

Posted by: mare at March 25, 2013 05:21 PM (A98Xu)

45 Hollywood just had 2 box office bombs. Shamwow directed that junkie sluts movie and now this guy starts talking out of the wrong orifice.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:21 PM (cvrr4)

46 Louie Anderson?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:22 PM (/Z7MT)

47 @40 Thanks Pres. Clinton!
(Btw, cd. you hook me up w/Monica? She's not exactly my type, but I could show here what a real man is like, and she'd like without the pizzas and ice cream.)

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 05:22 PM (1V6Pv)

48 Ease up on the donuts man.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:22 PM (cvrr4)

49 This smart obesity blog makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 25, 2013 05:23 PM (JQuNB)

50 Damned Nords.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:23 PM (cvrr4)

51 Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 09:19 PM (HoxZS) -------------------------------------------------------- Another break from the right manifesto nailed to the ace cathedral door. Boring.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2013 05:23 PM (jucos)

52 Jin Carrey pussymouthin' on gun control and Dana Loesch taking him apart on Twitter. That was truly beautiful.

*sniff*

Posted by: Marmo at March 25, 2013 05:23 PM (pcgW1)

53 40 H,

Oh okay...

well thank God...so as long as I cave only ~15-30% on well everything WINNING!

got it.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

54 I like this blog! It has a wide stance.

Posted by: Larry Craig at March 25, 2013 05:25 PM (l3vZN)

55 40 TL DR.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:25 PM (cvrr4)

56
I like to see that Nick Searcy showed up on the Twitchy stream.

Also the dumbass Carrey talks that movies don't shoot up classrooms, but he is damn sure he doesn't want teachers being able to defend themselves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 05:25 PM (IY7Ir)

57 This jackass brings to mind why I despise Fey.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2013 05:25 PM (l3vZN)

58 @ 55

Relax. You missed nothing.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (SAMxH)

His audience will become much like Spinal Tap's.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (8cOY0)

60 Didn't Jim Carrey used to do a bit where he actually talked out of his ass?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (cvrr4)

61 Soo... when are we doing a flame war thread again? Seems like we're due.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (aozUR)

62 Re: Jim Carey how you take a bit like fire marshal bill and make a career out of something that was remotely funny? Cocaine is a helluva drug i tell ya.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (/Z7MT)

63 Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 09:19 PM (HoxZS)

--But enough of the Ace movie review summaries.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 05:26 PM (+iA5G)

64 Carey tweeted that he just wants "compassionate compromise"...in your mouth.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2013 05:27 PM (KqmXZ)

65 61 Soo... when are we doing a flame war thread again? Seems like we're due. Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 09:26 PM (aozUR Shut up, bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 25, 2013 05:27 PM (JQuNB)

66 Gutfield's epic rant of Jim Carrey was every bit as entertaining as Andy Levy's halftime report on that jackass (something Brown) who beat up Rhiannon (or whatever her name is, I don't keep up with pop music).

Posted by: puddleglum at March 25, 2013 05:27 PM (/LnoO)

67 18 But can it be SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that he's a coward?

Posted by: The Q at March 25, 2013 09:08 PM (yVmMc)

No.... because he 'Evolved' into a coward...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2013 05:27 PM (lZBBB)

68 65 Harrison Bergeron,

Amen....well not on the mechanism of the delivery but my valu-rite stocks are low and my kevlar underwear is in the hamper....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (LRFds)

Ace of Spades.... culture warrior. Good work Ace. These leftist tools need to be called on their stupidity and made examples of.... far and wide.

Conservatives on the blogs,twitter and elsewhere are doing well with their newfound Alinski tactics.

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon." -This has been used by the left in movies, tv and magazines to such an extent that the limited government/low taxation/life liberty property/conservative republican brand is where it's at now.... in the gutter.

Time to reverse the trend.... maybe it will only take 40 or 50 years like the lefts long march through the institutions, eh? But, fight we must.... or die in a ditch at the hands of a benevolent leftist thug who doesn't allow dissent.

Always. Be. Attacking.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (2ykTc)

70 Boycott Kick Ass 2 (Director Matthew Vaughn from the first film is out, so it will probably suck, anyway)

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (q177U)

71 "What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm kicking my ass. DO YOU MIND!?"

Posted by: Shoot Me at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (qiXMt)

72 I can sit comfortably between these margins.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (jucos)

73 "Some critiques of capitalism are valid. You can't maximize financial profit on everything."

----

Perfect example of fuzzy leftism. This statement has no meaning.

Posted by: ElKomandante at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (3qeiF)

74 61 Soo... when are we doing a flame war thread again? Seems like we're due.
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 09:26 PM (aozUR

Shut up, bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 25, 2013 09:27 PM (JQuNB)

Hey, at least I didn't completely steal my comment handle from a well-known literary source. Mine came honestly from a six-pack of Leinenkugel.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at March 25, 2013 05:28 PM (aozUR)

75 66 Gutfeld's rant was sexier, Andy Levy's Chris Brown rant was funnier.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 25, 2013 05:29 PM (OryqQ)

76 I think I could grow to appreciate this place.

Posted by: Puff Juddly at March 25, 2013 05:29 PM (eoKnK)

77 http://youtu.be/GAkfp8Z-3Yc

Michael Crichton theater presents-The Andormeda Strain or "how my son's people depopulated rural AZ"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:29 PM (LRFds)

78 Carey is a fuckin canuck pussy deport his sorry chicken shit ass. Social justice and all

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:30 PM (/Z7MT)

79 Because, ahem, SOMEONE, failed to shrink his link
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

You know about shrinkage right. The pool was cold!

Posted by: George Constanza at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (IY7Ir)

Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 09:19 PM (HoxZS)

Since you posted something unrelated to the subject, I will too. I would like a threesome with Kathryn Tappen (NHL Network) and Holly Sonders (Golf Channel). I like my unrelated subject better.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (/LnoO)

81 Gutfeld's wit is a force to be reckoned with. Or run.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (BVkEs)

82 78 Carey is a fuckin canuck pussy deport his sorry chicken shit ass. Social justice and all

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 09:30 PM (/Z7MT)

Fuck you. He's all yours now, shitfucks. Same with Celine Dion.

Posted by: Canada at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (+iA5G)

83 Jim carrey talking out of his ass Pet Detective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (cvrr4)

84 Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 09:06 PM (KjoRj) In the barrel!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (q177U)

85 Carey is a fuckin canuck pussy deport his sorry chicken shit ass. Social justice and all Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 09:30 PM (/Z7MT) I don't think even Canada would want him back...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 25, 2013 05:31 PM (Vk2pI)

86 78 Carey is a fuckin canuck pussy deport his sorry chicken shit ass. Social justice and all

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 09:30 PM (/Z7MT)

He's a naturalized US citizen now. As a Canadian, I apologize on behalf of Canada.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 25, 2013 05:32 PM (k0CeE)

87 73 El Komandante,

I call it the "Jugears Corollary"

er uh when I make or spend money and uh the Worf gets six figures to kick folk out of ERs Kapitalism is uh great....but when Lieawatha says "you didn't build that"...share the wealth biotch!

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

Mmmm ... Kathryn Tappen.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2013 05:32 PM (UlOUQ)

89 Blaze TV blurb from earlier - Jim Carrey says "Over my cold dead career"

Posted by: Whatev at March 25, 2013 05:32 PM (A7Wh1)

90 This should happen every time some stupid fucktard so-called celeb opens their pie hole and stupidity vomits out. But then that would be pretty much a full-time job.

NDH, loved tha 'next outrage' tweets!

Posted by: Theresa (D) at March 25, 2013 05:33 PM (AqgG2)

91 Hawks tie it up!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2013 05:33 PM (UlOUQ)

92 It has been brought to my attention that I posted a typo this morning before work, in my haste.
I regret the error. And, thanks to Ace's beneficence, allow me to correct it here.
Tov pesach l-kol ha-'am!
Interesting story qua story. It helps to know a little of the background regarding ritual child sacrifice.
If you're Catholic or similar, you already know this story b/c it forms the basis of the Sacerdotal function.
If you're not Catholic or Jewish, this may help:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d7j5me7

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 05:33 PM (1V6Pv)

93 I would prefer a strong stance on the return of Mexicans to their home land ,,after all we have the receipt for the purchase..

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:34 PM (HMQ8k)

94 What's a Hawk? Soccer? Ice Soccer?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:34 PM (cvrr4)

95 Hey! I can fit through the door now!

Posted by: Ofrah Wimprey at March 25, 2013 05:34 PM (r4v64)

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 09:06 PM (KjoRj)

wow..... thats.... crazy.... they confiscated his Guns, even though he had a PERMIT? FOR SPEECH?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2013 05:35 PM (lZBBB)

97 Admit it. Vera de Milo was funny.

Posted by: Jim Carey at March 25, 2013 05:35 PM (jucos)

98 96 They need to pass some kind of law protecting free speech.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 25, 2013 05:36 PM (cvrr4)

99 NDH, loved tha 'next outrage' tweets! *** Thank you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:36 PM (piMMO)

100 Lets invade Mexico now while we have a little muscle I mean the fucking country is run by Narco types how hard could that be to do ?

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:36 PM (HMQ8k)

101 I can't remember what blog made the point today, but The Ten Commandments had 7 million viewers last year. It's been shown on Prime Time on a major network for 40 years running. Not bad for the irrelevant Heston.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2013 05:36 PM (Fz2C7)

102 Oh, and a sure to be unpopular comment--I hope my home state turns blue, because only some time in the wilderness is going to get the hicks to uncork their heads from their asses. Now, I like the hicks, and like the way they have ran the state, but not to the point of praising any and every thing stupid they care to say, do, or believe, and since they give me every reason to believe they wouldn't mind shoving a pole up my ass, I'd like the Obama Dems to shove one up theirs first.

Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 05:37 PM (HoxZS)

103 Daily Kos Diary
March 25, 2013
By Aitch H. McEhtch

OMG! Teh PUbbies are breaking apart!!

Just look at this post I found on the racisty- hatey-homophoby- xenophobic Ace Of Spades Hatequarterz

"So, since I'm finally, in some regards, done with the political Right: "

Boy, that guy sounds pissed. Let's look at his super-insightful reasons...

Posted by: AITCH [/i] [/b] at March 25, 2013 05:38 PM (UCv7P)

104 Dear Santa. I want Hestons Armory for Christmas..

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:38 PM (HMQ8k)

105 Admit it. Vera de Milo was funny ***** Of course it was. 20 years ago he was hilarious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 25, 2013 05:38 PM (piMMO)

106

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2013 09:36 PM (Fz2C7)

Not to mention... Ben Hur...

Heck.... I bet more people watched 'Omega Man' last year, than watched Carrys stuff...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2013 05:38 PM (lZBBB)

107 Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2013 09:36 PM (Fz2C7) ------------------------------------------------------ And History Channels "The Bible" is a real ratings winner and a reason for FAMILIES to gather around their TV's and enjoy a program TOGETHER. There is NOTHING else on TV that fits that bill right now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2013 05:39 PM (jucos)

108 Ben Hur who?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:39 PM (cvrr4)

109

o/t

thank you to Miss Marple. (sp?)

I was wondering how to get certain products at Amazon so that Ace would get credit and get a cut.... thank you for explaining about how to go about it on a thread a day or two ago..... maybe in future Ace or one of the co bloggers will have a short explaination at the link for the less than computer literate who like to support their fellow conservatives...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 25, 2013 05:39 PM (2ykTc)

110 @102 but do the hicks deserve healthcare, Garrison?

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 05:39 PM (1V6Pv)

111 107 Bitter Clingers?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:40 PM (cvrr4)

112

Gay marriage, poles, asses, pole up asses....

H, get the hell back in the closet you freaking twink.

Posted by: Foul Harold at March 25, 2013 05:40 PM (Uj/f4)

113 107 Truck Monkey,

Uh the Nick Searcy Show does well enough in a pinch...so does the two Holmes Series...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

114 I always hated Jim Carrey movies. He was never funny, he just over-acts to give the dipshits a cue for when they're supposed to laugh. Always annoyed the shit out of me when people take the bait because, hey, they're supposed to laugh. Fucking stupid.

Posted by: chicken mama at March 25, 2013 05:41 PM (rosmR)

115 108 Jack meof,

Don Ho....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)

116 Ben Hur who? Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 09:39 PM (cvrr4) Ben Hur Durr!!1!

Posted by: Internet Wiseguy ~derp at March 25, 2013 05:41 PM (Vk2pI)

117 Speaking of the Power of ASOS HQ, MF posted the availablity of 30 carbine ammo and Voila no 30 Carbine ammo.. Thanx for digginn up that depot for the pedestriands.

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:41 PM (HMQ8k)

118 Duck Dynasty is pretty decent.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:41 PM (cvrr4)

119 Gay marriage, poles, asses, pole up asses.... H, get the hell back in the closet you freaking twink. Posted by: Foul Harold at March 25, 2013 09:40 PM (Uj/f4) H things are bad...

Posted by: Maharo at March 25, 2013 05:42 PM (Vk2pI)

120 105 Admit it. Vera de Milo was funny

She was funny in 'Psycho ' but not as funny as Janet Leigh.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at March 25, 2013 05:42 PM (jfWE9)

121 Canada you did give us tommy chong,rush, bto etc so it aint all bad man.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:43 PM (/Z7MT)

122 I am in deep preparation for H.....

//my flaming Ahole...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:43 PM (LRFds)

123 This is a madhouse! A mad house!

Posted by: Charlton Heston at March 25, 2013 05:43 PM (l3vZN)

124 Loser, go home! Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2013 09:01 PM (KqmXZ) Naw, you can keep him him. Send us some used mexicans instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2013 05:43 PM (29+x5)

125 Jim Carrey?

Is he the guy whose movies we watch because he makes funny faces?

Best $1.25 I ever spent at Blockbuster.
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BTW, Jim, I want my $1.25 back for having to type this.

Posted by: Obamao at March 25, 2013 05:43 PM (JtyGg)

126 :::::Canada you did give us tommy chong,rush, bto etc so it aint all bad man And me!!!

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:44 PM (doBIb)

127 Jim Carrey's best role with in The Dead Pool. He nailed it!!

Posted by: puddleglum at March 25, 2013 05:44 PM (/LnoO)

128 >>>>The important question is "Do we possess guns in America or do guns possess us?" Whooah, man. Deep.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 05:44 PM (x6weF)

129 Stay away from the H.

Posted by: Zombie Big Pussy at March 25, 2013 05:44 PM (cvrr4)

130 This is a madhouse! A mad house! Posted by: Charlton Heston at March 25, 2013 09:43 PM (l3vZN) Damn human is acting up again...

Posted by: Doctor Zaius at March 25, 2013 05:44 PM (Vk2pI)

131 The illegals an Opera by Obammy

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:45 PM (HMQ8k)

132 A planet where apes evolved from men?

Posted by: Charlton Heston at March 25, 2013 05:45 PM (NaNKB)

133 Ben Hur who?
They call me MISTER HUR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2013 05:45 PM (+bBKd)

134 124 Alberta Oil Peon,

Si si senor...you wan some marinara sauce ese?

//Sven the Illegal American

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

135 Talking rectums. That's deep, man.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (MMC8r)

136 For the love of God, would some cob remove NYC Parent's giant URL that is fucking the screen up?!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (JDIKC)

137 HONK.

Posted by: Harpo Marx at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (r4v64)

138 A planet where apes evolved from men?
Crow T. Robot doing Chuck Heston.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (+bBKd)

139 >>>>The important question is "Do we possess guns in America or do guns possess us?" Whooah, man. Deep. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 09:44 PM (x6weF) Carp! They are onto the fact that we inanimate pieces of metal actually brainwash and control people who we make kill other humans!!1!

Posted by: Evil Black Gun. as invisioned by an anti-gun advocate at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (Vk2pI)

140 Did any one mention Soylent Green is People? and Solyndra is a shit sandwich?

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (HMQ8k)

141 all of you serfs better stay the fuck away from me or I'll have my bodyguards shoot you. I serious you guys.

Posted by: Jim Carrey at March 25, 2013 05:46 PM (jucos)

142 Blame Canada!

Posted by: chicken mama at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (rosmR)

143 Carrey has a history of talking out of his ass.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (cvrr4)

144 Guilty as charged. I am large, I contain contradictions.

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (KjoRj)

145 And you EC sorry bout that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (/Z7MT)

146 128 Dr varno,

I'd rather belong to my nice 6.5*55 Swede Mauser than belong to Obarka....

Twinkle is a generous mastress...like AlexTheChick without the boots....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

147 121 Canada you did give us tommy chong,rush, bto etc so it aint all bad man.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 09:43 PM (/Z7MT)

If you're a Trekkie, we gave you William Shatner too. Also the inventor of basketball.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (k0CeE)

148 126 :::::Canada you did give us tommy chong,rush, bto etc so it aint all bad man

And me!!!

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:44 PM (doBIb)

And Marshall McLuhan.

Posted by: Yes, Canada at March 25, 2013 05:47 PM (+iA5G)

149 But you gotta admit, Jim Carrey's faces are a lot funnier than Jon Stewart's exaggerated attempts.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 05:48 PM (x6weF)

150 126 :::::Canada you did give us tommy chong,rush, bto etc so it aint all bad man

And me!!!

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:44 PM (doBIb) u

Where in Canuckistan are you from?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 25, 2013 05:48 PM (k0CeE)

151 Toronto.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:49 PM (doBIb)

152 I ain't thanking nobody for Tommy Chong.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 05:49 PM (MMC8r)

153 And the CFL the last mens football league fuckin goodel diaf liberal prick.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:49 PM (/Z7MT)

154 Also the inventor of basketball. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 25, 2013 09:47 PM (k0CeE) ------------------------------------------------------- And another reason to hate all of you chillbillies up there.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2013 05:49 PM (jucos)

155 151 Toronto.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:49 PM (doBIb)

You poor thing.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, Albertan at March 25, 2013 05:49 PM (k0CeE)

156 O/T Okay, whoever was discussing "The Americans" the other night, I was an episode behind. They really are pushing the envelope with this show. The story is great, but it is very shocking to see some of this stuff and it not be on HBO or Showtime.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2013 05:50 PM (mjR67)

157 I thought Tonto was a sidekick?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:50 PM (cvrr4)

158 Toronto's great. Parts of it are shitholes, but that can be said for any big city.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:50 PM (doBIb)

159 Who gang raped the blog again?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:51 PM (/Z7MT)

160 I spent the night in a cemetery in Toronto.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

161 I'm mostly sad that this type of thing matters, but it most certainly matters.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (UvR6d)

162 "Do we possess _____ in America or do _____ possess us?" Armchair Philosophy 101 for the Professional Jesters. Or, "Hey, look what my fortune cookie says."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (x6weF)

163 156 O/T Okay, whoever was discussing "The Americans" the other night, I was an episode behind. They really are pushing the envelope with this show. The story is great, but it is very shocking to see some of this stuff and it not be on HBO or Showtime.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2013 09:50 PM (mjR67)

--What, bare ass?

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (+iA5G)

164 And Crocodile Dundee! And the Bee-gees! And ballpoint pens!

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (MMC8r)

165 FWIW, If foreign nationals start messing in their domestic politics, the Mexican president has constitutionally granted authority to deport them from the country without any appeal or due process -- just get the fuck out and don't come back.

There's a few things the Mexicans got right.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (/gHaE)

166 158 Toronto's great. Parts of it are shitholes, but that can be said for any big city. Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:50 PM
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Hey..., is the Brunswick Hotel still alive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

167 I thought Tonto was a sidekick? Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 09:50 PM (cvrr4) ---------------------------------------------------- Are you sure it wasn't Kato?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (jucos)

168 You know they have better blog platforms now. A lot has changed since the early nineties.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:52 PM (cvrr4)

169 160 Mike Hammer,

Mr. Keach you're off your meds again...it was a horror film...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

170 102 Oh, and a sure to be unpopular comment--I hope my home state turns blue, because only some time in the wilderness is going to get the hicks to uncork their heads from their asses. Now, I like the hicks, and like the way they have ran the state, but not to the point of praising any and every thing stupid they care to say, do, or believe, and since they give me every reason to believe they wouldn't mind shoving a pole up my ass, I'd like the Obama Dems to shove one up theirs first. Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 09:37 PM (HoxZS) Who cares about unpopular. You're just a jackass. Deal with it. We hicks have no use for you. You, on the other hand, need us dearly. So, be gay and proud. We would appreciate it if you would stop molesting puppies. Thanks.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 25, 2013 05:53 PM (O4EBi)

171 Canada also gave the world Justin Beiber and Pamela Anderson so......

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:54 PM (doBIb)

172 Ah stacey keach sgt stedanko effin hoser

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:54 PM (/Z7MT)

173 Chong was Canadian??! Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Iron Eyes Cody wasn't an Indian.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 05:55 PM (x6weF)

174 169 160 Mike Hammer,

Mr. Keach you're off your meds again...it was a horror film...
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 09:53 PM
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I'm not that pussy Keach. But that aside, the night in the cemetery wasn't so bad..., I just couldn't find a hooker to put me up for the night

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

175 171 Canada also gave the world Justin Beiber and Pamela Anderson so......

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:54 PM (doBIb)

--Yeah, but do we really want to go tit-for-tat on all the celebrity shit America excreted on the world as well?

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (+iA5G)

176 Also, "Canada's Greatest Athlete", Iron Mike Sharpe.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (vN7SY)

177 Shoot the moon!

Posted by: a stupid, stupid man at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (r4v64)

178 :::::Yeah, but do we really want to go tit-for-tat on all the celebrity shit America excreted on the world as well? Yeah you're right.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (doBIb)

179 What, bare ass?

I have no objections, but yeah. That and the pieces of the blown up German dude in the bathroom.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (mjR67)

180 Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Iron Eyes Cody wasn't an Indian. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 09:55 PM (x6weF) -------------------------------------------------------- You'd better sit down Dr. We need to talk

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2013 05:56 PM (jucos)

181 Justin Bieber needs an intervention with a bunch of thai tranny hookers, couldn't hurt ya know?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:57 PM (/Z7MT)

182 Neither was Chief Jay Strongbow.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:57 PM (cvrr4)

183 174 Mike Hammer,

You should give us a noir narrative.....

hell maybe instead of talk like a pirate day here at the HQ we can have "Noir internal monologue night" one evening...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)

184 Hey, just for the record, I'm ok with Pam. Not the coked up, I'm best friends with Courtney Love, Pam. But the early Baywatch/Tool Time/Playboy Pam? Hell yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 25, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

185 175 171
Canada also gave the world Justin Beiber and Pamela Anderson so......

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 09:54 PM (doBIb)

--Yeah, but do we really want to go tit-for-tat on all the celebrity shit America excreted on the world as well?
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 09:56 PM
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I live in near constant fear that I might be called upon to justify Pee Wee Herman as an example of the white race, never mind an American

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 05:58 PM (aDwsi)

186 He's a multimillionaire who has created more jobs n the USA than all of you nitwits combined.

Posted by: Iowa at March 25, 2013 05:58 PM (YJwxL)

187 Chong Vancouver I think I'm gettin old

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 05:58 PM (/Z7MT)

188 186 The Coke Brothers?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (cvrr4)

189 Ewww, Pamela Anderson?!

Posted by: Obamao at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (JtyGg)

190 184 Yeah,she was cute back than.She got messed up with age,drugs and plastic surgery.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (9XBK2)

191 It might help folks to have insight into the minds of actors. They don't think they have to have any consistency on this because if they use guns in movies they are ACTING. Acting is quite different from what their real views are. So if you play some gun tooting nutcase in a movie it doesn't mean you're a gun tooter in real life. I'm not saying I agree with this inconsistency but it's true and it's logical to actors

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (S7KLd)

192 Chong was Canadian??! Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Iron Eyes Cody wasn't an Indian. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 09:55 PM (x6weF) He's as much an Injun as I am!

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (Vk2pI)

193 186 Iowa,

Stacy keach, Jim "derp" Kerry, or Jan Hammer?

it all blurs...

I never knew celebrity rehab was such a growth field...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (LRFds)

194 H.S. Movies. You got your "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986), lamentable for the apparent destruction of the California roadster, laudable for the hotness of Jennifer Grey (hey, she and I are about the same age). You got your "Napoleon Dynamite" (2004), which seems really true until you consider how much of it is fantastic. Let's say the non-fantastic parts are really true.
And then you got your "FÃ¥ meg pÃ¥, for faen" (2011). Very true, even though some of it is frankly fantastic, maybe too frank. It's a frank, true, fantastic look at real Norwegian youth, even though it was made by an Oslo lady. But she's a documentarian with a successful track record!
The Vestlanders are the real Norwegians, and Sognefjord is pretty close to the real Norway.
This director, Jannicke Systad Jacobsen, has just about the lightest touch I've ever seen.
Some of the dialog is not BokmÃ¥l, maybe more than some.
What they call "turnips" in the subtitles are, of course, rutabagas. (OK, bring it on, haters. Rutabagas will save your life! You got rutabgas, you can feed the ewes, the cows, the hens or ducks;, and with lamb, milk, and eggs, you can survive, if you can fish.)

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 05:59 PM (1V6Pv)

195 Justin Bieber needs an intervention with a bunch of thai tranny hookers, couldn't hurt ya know?

Works for The One.

Posted by: Obamao at March 25, 2013 06:00 PM (JtyGg)

196 Carrey, on the other hand has a ready-made Indian name... "Speeks With Cheeks"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

197 Early Pamela Anderson was a fresh-faced yes please. Later? No.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

198 Beeber is worth around 100 million, God must really like him

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:01 PM (PTA3L)

199 >hell maybe instead of talk like a pirate day here at the HQ we can have "Noir internal monologue night" one evening... It would have to be italicized I didn't expect my advice to be taken, but I gave it anyway. Hell, this was Ace of Spades. Some of these guys didn't even have opposable thumbs. Screw it- I crushed out my Camel and called Velma into the office.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 25, 2013 06:01 PM (8sCoq)

200 *Speaks

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

201 I'm from Wisconsin can't say much about native son's Joe mcCarthy maybe everybody's a fuckin commie.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:02 PM (/Z7MT)

202 Beeber is worth around 100 million, God must really like him Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 10:01 PM (PTA3L) No. He just made a better than average deal with me...

Posted by: Satan at March 25, 2013 06:02 PM (Vk2pI)

203 198 Beeber is worth around 100 million, God must really like him

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 10:01 PM (PTA3L)

--Yay, raykon in the house!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 06:02 PM (+iA5G)

204 199 Jones in CO,

Thanks, if I don't live long enough to make one more post I just want you to know Jones that made me smile like Rahm Emmanuelle with a Spyderco harpy and a Hannibal Lecter DVD.....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

205 "hell maybe instead of talk like a pirate day here at the HQ we can have "Noir internal monologue night" one evening..."

Maybe it was the Bourbon, but I could swear that AoSHQ dame, with legs up to here, was talking only to me.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2013 06:03 PM (Fz2C7)

206 199 >hell maybe instead of talk like a pirate day here at the HQ we can have "Noir internal monologue night" one evening...

It would have to be italicized

I didn't expect my advice to be taken, but I gave it anyway. Hell, this was Ace of Spades. Some of these guys didn't even have opposable thumbs. Screw it- I crushed out my Camel and called Velma into the office. Posted by: Jones in CO at March 25, 2013 10:01 PM
Ah.....I'll post it again:
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than IÂ’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long agoÂ…"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:03 PM (aDwsi)

207 Someone told me about a lawsuit against Punxsutawney Phil and erroneous weather predictions, and I scoffed. But they said, 'No, they want to euthanize him for it." And I thought, how great would that be -- sentencing weathermen to death for wrong forecasts? Pretty great -- Al Roker would be shitting his pants. -- Well, Al Roker would be shitting his pants anyways. But still.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2013 06:04 PM (x6weF)

208 Red Eye is the televised AoSHQ lifestyle. Someday they will hobo hunt on the set.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 25, 2013 06:04 PM (csi6Y)

209 Wow. Gutfeld left nothing but a greasy spot of Carrey. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2013 06:04 PM (xX+d4)

210 Aye Carumba! The Noire must stop.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 06:04 PM (cvrr4)

211 >>>>>What they call "turnips" in the subtitles are, of course, rutabagas<<<

Errr, isn't "rutabaga" Swedish for "turnip"?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 06:04 PM (gh4OI)

212 I find Jimmy Carrey as about as amusing as Garfield, IOW as about as funny as a dead skunk in the middle of the road.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 25, 2013 06:05 PM (mDVDU)

213 207 Dr. Varno,

and Varno was right this case smelled a lot like Roker after a 3 day binge at Hector's all you can eat enchilada Roach Coach...as a matter of fact this case IS Al Roker's digestive tract after a 3 day binge...God I need to quit drinkin' and rehire the receptionist dame...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

214 They were Communists, Lee.

Isn't Obama a communist, so what are you suggesting? And the same for anyone that voted for Obama?

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:06 PM (PTA3L)

215 Jim Carey is as funny as terminal cancer. Or the shits.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:06 PM (/Z7MT)

216 What does Justin Beiber having 100 million dollars have to do with God liking him. Jesus had no place to lay his head and he died naked and in pain and deserted by his friends. Did God not "like"him? Equating a belief that God likes someone with how much they are worth sounds like the heresy of the loathsome "propsperity gospel" so I hope you were being facetious

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:07 PM (S7KLd)

217 BTW Turnip greens kick ass. Second only to mustards.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 06:07 PM (gh4OI)

218 212 I find Jimmy Carrey as about as amusing as Garfield, IOW as about as funny as a dead skunk in the middle of the road. Posted by: angel with a sword at March 25, 2013 10:05 PM
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"He should have looked left, he should have looked right...
He didn't see the station-wagon car
The skunk got squashed, and there you are..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

219 176 Also, "Canada's Greatest Athlete", Iron Mike Sharpe.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 25, 2013 09:56 PM (vN7SY)

I disagree. Canada's greatest Actor and Athlete was Rowdy Roddy Piper

Posted by: puddleglum at March 25, 2013 06:07 PM (/LnoO)

220 217 BTW Turnip greens kick ass. Second only to mustards.
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Mrs. Hammer adds a little bacon grease and crumbles....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)

221 Never paid to see his movies. Never saw what all the cool kids saw in him when he was on that skit show.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 06:08 PM (cvrr4)

222 They Live.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 06:09 PM (cvrr4)

223 "I do not support abortion after brain activity starts."

Well, that leaves Democrats open cradle to grave.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 25, 2013 06:09 PM (qvify)

224 @211you got your turnips and you got your rutabagas.
The English call rutabagas Swede turnips, or Swedes.
It's almost onomatopoeia. (You know, Swedes 'n' all. Jus' sayin'.)

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 06:10 PM (1V6Pv)

225 I disagree. Canada's greatest Actor and Athlete wasRowdy Roddy Piper hard to argue with this hey now, making fun of Canada is like making fun of Delaware . . . . . my idea of easy fun!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2013 06:10 PM (J6kXj)

226 >>>>>Mrs. Hammer adds a little bacon grease and crumbles....<<<<

When I was a kid my Granny would cook 'em up with a pig tail for seasoning. She was really old school Southern.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 06:11 PM (gh4OI)

227 226 >>>>>Mrs. Hammer adds a little bacon grease and crumbles....<<<<

When I was a kid my Granny would cook 'em up with a pig tail for seasoning. She was really old school Southern.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 10:11 PM
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The best kind.
Ever move a harpsichord? Ever *seen* a clavichord?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

228 I think the need for a sign posted tomorrow on the front lawn RURAL AMERICA MEXICANS AND CARREY KEEP OFF

Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 06:13 PM (HMQ8k)

229

I disagree. Canada's greatest Actor and Athlete wasRowdy Roddy Piper

I'd love to agree with you, but who am I to dispute the self-proclamations of a mid card, house show jobber?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 25, 2013 06:13 PM (vN7SY)

230 *mouth waters*
A mess o' greens in pot liquor w/fresh black pepper?!?
Mmm mmm, MMM! Dear lawd, get me some.
Health food before the NaZis took that over.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 06:14 PM (1V6Pv)

231 228 I think the need for a sign posted tomorrow on the front lawn
RURAL AMERICA
MEXICANS AND CARREY
KEEP OFF
Posted by: clemenza at March 25, 2013 10:13 PM
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My sign would be larger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

232 So, since I'm finally, in some regards, done with the political Right:

That's what you said the last 73 times...

Posted by: The Political Right at March 25, 2013 06:15 PM (EZl54)

233 Do Icebacks drink American Lager?

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 06:15 PM (cvrr4)

234 I'm thinking of cooking up dandelion this spring..., just for revenge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

235 loathsome "propsperity gospel" so I hope you were being facetious

The right does so doth that profess in prosperity...

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:16 PM (PTA3L)

236 >>>>>The English call rutabagas Swede turnips, or Swedes.<<<<<

When I was a kid we grew both so I know they are different...but then again they are kind of the same thing....sort of.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 06:17 PM (gh4OI)

237 Beeber is worth around 100 million, God must really like him

Yea, the fame/fortune thing really worked out for me.

Posted by: John Belushi at March 25, 2013 06:17 PM (/gHaE)

238 I'm also eying the pokeweed

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

239 191 - Actors may think that they have no connection to their characters, but the films & TV shows they make DO influence our culture. Carrey is in the KickAss sequel, which is no doubt just as violent as the original - with a foul-mouthed, murderous teen as it's lead character.
He can't deny that he's adding to the shoot-em up gun culture that Holllywood perpetuates. Celebrities know their movies can influence viewers, otherwise they would make so many money-losing message films (like all of those crappy anti-war films in the past decade), or work so hard to eradicate on-screen cigarette use.
Carrey is a hypocrite and he thinks the rest of us are fools.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2013 06:18 PM (KqmXZ)

240 Justin Bieber the only talent he had ran down his moms leg. Hope he keeps driving really fast cars. That boy needs a princess di moment.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:19 PM (/Z7MT)

241 239 191..............
Carrey is a hypocrite and he thinks the rest of us are fools.
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That theory has worked for them pretty well

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

242 Just ban guns in movies and video games.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 25, 2013 06:20 PM (cvrr4)

243 235- Your sentence made no sense. "The right" is made of of people of various theological views and you are a troll with a foolish handle. Good night

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:20 PM (S7KLd)

244 240 Justin Bieber the only talent he had ran down his moms leg. Hope he keeps driving really fast cars. That boy needs a princess di moment. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 10:19 PM
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He'll meet a bad end, they always do...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

245 Mike Hammer: you are correct sir.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:21 PM (/Z7MT)

246 >>>>>Ever move a harpsichord? Ever *seen* a clavichord?<<<<<

Moved harpsichords a few times. They are just bulky. There is a church a few blocks from our store that has a 9 foot harpsichord (it is very loud) but as big as it is my helper and I can tote it by ourselves.

Clavichords I've seen pictures of but never moved one.

Now I moved rectangle shaped grand pianos that weighed a metric fuckton, and it really sucked. I don't like those.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 25, 2013 06:23 PM (gh4OI)

247

I do not support abortion after brain activity starts."

Well, that leaves Democrats open cradle to grave. Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 25, 2013 10:09 PM (qvify)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 06:23 PM (R3gO3)

248 I think the characters actors play influence children. I am just trying to explain things from an actors point of view. It is make believe. They simply think they don't have to portray people they either like or whose views they agree with. You can argue with Carrey that his views influence children, but saying that playing a gun user makes him a hypocrite would not resonate with him at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:24 PM (S7KLd)

249 Once the 10 year olds leave bieber he's yesterdays dog shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:24 PM (/Z7MT)

250 73 Sven,

Lol'd.

Posted by: ElKomandante at March 25, 2013 06:25 PM (3qeiF)

251 Anyone else care to translate this? "The right does so doth that profess in prosperity..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:25 PM (S7KLd)

252 @234 DO NOT neglect those nettles! OMG!
(Just don't let them get too big.)
Srsly, though, I have seen one (as in one only) Canada geese family group acting territorial. I was on my way to St. Cloud on I-94 last week and saw 7 Tundra Swans (very stirring for a guy like me), but I realized upon reflection that I am not well-enough connected to know they didn't over-winter in the Monticello power plants warm water effluent to the Mississippi. (The Rochester-race of Canada geese have turned that behavior into a habitat takeover hereabouts. A wise guy could really revolutionize turf management if he knew wtf.) This is one, aside from all the asides, one late spring.
Still, I remember one seder, enjoying Bayle G.'s ineffable charoset among many other delicacies, that I was able to attend because the bicycle club training ride was canceled b/c 11" of snow on the 11th of April. Temperatures need to be above freezing before the nettles and dandelions grow much.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 25, 2013 06:26 PM (1V6Pv)

253 Your sentence made no sense.

The bibles sentences don't make much sense either.

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:26 PM (PTA3L)

254 Never could stand Carrey in anything. He always reminded me of a Brit comic strip about a guy called Face-Ache who could make himself look like anything he wanted. All he does is make faces at you. Had a cow-orker like that once, no-one could stand him so he quit.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 25, 2013 06:27 PM (nBpZN)

255 I just remembered Carrey was in The Grinch. Fucker.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 06:28 PM (MMC8r)

256 And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:28 PM (PTA3L)

257 And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:30 PM (PTA3L)

258

Steyn is a Canuck and more than offsets David Frum, who should have stayed in Canada.

As much of a fan of Steyn as I am, I have to wonder about that accent of his. Yeah, I know he went to school in England and lived there for a while - back in the '80's, but really...I'm reminded of the late Canadian writer Robertson Davies. Davies went to Oxford in the '30's and spoke with a Brit accent the rest of his life. It's like if you're Canadian and spend a few years in the UK, you feel entitled to speak Britishly forever, to distinguish yourself from the masses who say "eh" and"hosers."

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 06:30 PM (R3gO3)

259 The grinch sucked carey killed that movie for all time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 25, 2013 06:30 PM (/Z7MT)

260 Steyn always sounds like he's choking to me.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 06:31 PM (MMC8r)

261 The Grinch.
I read the book, skipped the movie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

262 Evidently English is not your native language and you are a regular troll under another handle. The Bible makes sense to people who understand it contextually, theologically and historically. That doesn't mean you have to agree with the views expressed but it makes sense to people who make a legitimate attempt to understand it. And your handle is a still a fatuous one and I have no more time to waste on you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:32 PM (S7KLd)

263 Wonder how Steyn's suit with Michael Mann is going?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:33 PM (aDwsi)

264 And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:33 PM (PTA3L)

265 Only a true fool would look at a book that millions of people have studied and read for over a thousand years and say 'it doesn't make sense.'

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 06:33 PM (MMC8r)

266 "It's like if you're Canadian and spend a few years in the UK, you feel entitled to speak Britishly forever, to distinguish yourself from the masses who say "eh" and"hosers." LOL; I agree with you, Donna. Steyn's accent puzzles me too and I find him very funny and agree with many of his views

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:34 PM (S7KLd)

267 259 Only a true fool would look at a book that millions of people have studied and read for over a thousand years and say 'it doesn't make sense.' Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 10:33 PM
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Thus the injunction against casting pearls before swine...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 25, 2013 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

268

I just remembered Carrey was in The Grinch.

Fucker.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 10:28 PM (MMC8r)

Instead of stealing Christmas from Whoville, he wants to grab guns.

It irritates me that the only "Grinch" my neices and nephews remember is Carrey's, instead of the animated version I saw as a kid. James Earl Jones singing "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" makes the animated version a classic.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 06:35 PM (R3gO3)

269 James Earl Jones singing "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" makes the animated version a classic.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 10:35 PM (R3gO3)

--It was not Jame Earl Jones; it was the white guy who voiced Tony the Tiger from the Forsted Flakes ads.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2013 06:38 PM (+iA5G)

270 The only thing I can think is that Mr. Lick is an atheist and therefore the whole concept of God doesn't make sense to him. That and because he approaches things from the view of 21st century atheist that is the only view thing that makes sense to him. I know atheists who have a greater ability to understand the Bible than he evinces. Of course we are talking about a troll here. Why would people expect that if they don't understand the cultural context of the Biblical writers they going to get anything from reading the Bible at all?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:39 PM (S7KLd)

271 258 Only a true fool would look at a book that millions of people have studied and read for over a thousand years and say 'it doesn't make sense.'

And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:39 PM (PTA3L)

272 --It was not Jame Earl Jones; it was the white guy who voiced Tony the Tiger from the Forsted Flakes ads. Thurl Ravenscroft. (Really)

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 06:41 PM (MMC8r)

273 265 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 10:39 PM (S7KLd)

Sir, God created the universe then He walked off

Can you live with that?

Why are my comments being deleted in the echo house of make believe?

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:43 PM (PTA3L)

274

I once had a book called "Movie Stars say the Stupidest Things." Unfortunately, I think I lost it during a movie. It really drove home the fact that most of the denizens of Tinseltown have room temperature IQs.

I recall that Carrey had a chapter to himself. As did Sean Penn and Jane Fonda. And not solely because of their politics. They're pretty much dumb on every subject.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 06:43 PM (R3gO3)

275 265 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 10:39 PM (S7KLd)

Sir, God created the universe then He walked off

Can you live with that?

Why are my comments being deleted in the echo house of make believe?

Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 06:44 PM (PTA3L)

276

Why are my comments being deleted in the echo house of make believe? Posted by: Lick at March 25, 2013 10:43 PM (PTA3L)

Because they're ignorant and obnoxious and piddling. The tiny little thought farts from a cliched brain.

That's my guess, anyway.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 25, 2013 06:46 PM (R3gO3)

277 Actors are much like the regular population. Some are quite bright and some are not. Being actors doesn't make them more stupid than any other group of people unless you equate IQ with political views. However, most actors are very liberal. The ones that aren't stick out like a sore thumb. I was friends with a man who was a conservative actor. He just tended to keep his views to himself because t wasn't worth the hassle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:47 PM (S7KLd)

278 Sorry' I should say "An actor who had conservative political points of view." although he was not a social con.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:48 PM (S7KLd)

279 Steyn makes me laugh just reading the news on Limbaugh's show, then he starts chuckling himself.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 25, 2013 06:55 PM (3qCpZ)

280 I always prefer when Steyn is on for Rush Limabugh. I don't regularly listen to Rush but I think Steyn is funnier and probably more intelligent than Rush-and no, I'm not saying Rush is stupid,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2013 06:57 PM (S7KLd)

281 Most of the Canadians like Shatner never go back to Canada much if ever. I did see him as the honorary Parade Marshal at the Niagara Grape & Wine festival parade once, in the 80's I believe. Looked like he slept in.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 25, 2013 06:58 PM (3qCpZ)

282 It's like a special when Steyn fills in.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 25, 2013 07:00 PM (3qCpZ)

283 Hey Jim.....Maybe we should outlaw fucking douchebags....

Posted by: Bob Becccchhhhtellll at March 25, 2013 09:06 PM (dmEoV)

284 I would also like to make it absolutely clear that I suck cock by choice.

Posted by: H. at March 25, 2013 09:52 PM (aGXgO)

285

Jim you maniac. You blew it up, ah damn you...God damn you to hell.

Posted by: mot57 at March 25, 2013 10:38 PM (7EOsc)

286 Ah, good for Mr. Gutfield -- that's the line of attack to take. Bravo for him.

Posted by: citizen of the LoL at March 26, 2013 05:04 AM (DBkD3)

287 First Beckel got CBS to apologize for The Amazing Race thing during a rant, now Gutfeld's rant...The Five is getting really, really ranty lately.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 26, 2013 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

288 In "Canadia" they may pronounce a word with double consonants as though it has only a single consonant, but in America we speak English so words with double consonants are pronounced properly. It's pronounced "Car-rey." If Car-rey's so keen on America, then why'd he refuse to renounce his Canadian citizenship altogether when he applied to be a U.S. citizen? By the way, I'm sure he got expedited citizenship granted to him based upon his "contributions" to the arts.

Posted by: Manolo at March 26, 2013 06:20 PM (PttbO)

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