July 27, 2013

Hackaz: we in ya ride'n life critical medical stuff
— Purple Avenger

Last night's ONT linked a story about some guys who got a Prius to break bad and do all sorts of unexpected nasty stuff by farkling it up through the (mandated by the govt BTW) onboard diagnostic port.

Industry apologists will whine that they had to do it with a hardwired connection to a laptop to make the bad things happen, yada, yada, yada.

That's fine, but the OBD ports are typically tucked away out of sight in most cars, so slipping something like an Arduino processor in there tucked up under the dash to do the damage at some prescribed time when a specific set of conditions are met isn't out of the realm of possibility.

The real problem is that the OBD micro-controller firmware even allows an external device to initiate dangerous vehicle actions (like applying brakes, farkling steering, etc) when the vehicle in motion.

The lesson of the past 20 years regarding tech and hacking is this: if something is physically possible then someone with malice in their heart is gonna figure out how, and eventually do it.


Oh my -- more vehicle hacking fun. Some boffin has cracked the remote control keyfob encryption used in a slew of higher end luxury cars.

A British-based computer scientist has been banned from publishing an academic paper revealing the secret codes used to start luxury cars including Porsches, Audis, Bentleys and Lamborghinis as it could lead to the theft of millions of vehicles, a judge has ruled.
Problem averted, world saved by the judge, right? Well, maybe not so much...
It emerged in court that their complex mathematical investigation examined the software behind the code. It has been available on the internet since 2009.
The industry position seems to be one of stonewall and denial that they have a problem that needs fixing. If owners were aware of this issue, they'd rightly be demanding recalls and retrofits of a more secure system. Since in reality the cat has been out of the bag for 3+ years now, denial may not be the best course of action because: (eastern European hackerz + organized crime = profits). Again:
if something is physically possible then someone with malice in their heart is gonna figure out how, and eventually do it.


In years past, the FDA was kind of in the dark about security vulnerability evaluation of various life critical medical devices, but they appear to be getting on board now that various hackers have exposed numerous vulnerabilities in medical gear out in the field. Having FDA behind a problem seems to help cut through a lot of manufacturer stonewalling and denial.
...Last year, Barnaby Jack, a security researcher with IOActive, showed he could force some Medtronic pumps to dispense fatal insulin doses from up to 300 feet away. He also has a Black Hat talk planned this year on a new vulnerability in wireless pacemakers and defibrillators. Jack said he notified the FDA in both cases.

"It's been primarily positive," he said. "They don't have the expertise on board to be able to make a thorough check, but they're certainly open to hearing about vulnerabilities. They certainly open the right doors for us."...

Barnaby was scheduled to give a talk at this years Blackhat Hacker conference in Las Vegas about vulnerabilities in medical devices, but died suddenly a couple of days ago. He was 35yo. BTW, the NSA's Gen Alexander will be giving the keynote at Blackhat on July 31. I see this as a pretty positive thing.

If you want to be paranoid for the rest of the day, peruse the list of speakers and topics for Blackhat. Here's a small sampling:


  • We will demonstrate an example of full software bypass of Windows 8 Secure Boot due to such mistakes on some of the latest platforms and explain how those mistakes can be avoided.

  • The vulnerability involves discrepancies in how Android applications are cryptographically verified & installed, allowing for APK code modification without breaking the cryptographic signature [I sidebar'd this one a few days ago]

  • The Bad: Bluetooth Smart's key exchange is weak. We will perform a live demonstration of sniffing and recovering encryption keys using open source tools we developed. The Ugly: A passive eavesdropper can decrypt all communications with a sniffed encryption key using our tools

  • earn how to build an Android SpyPhone service that can be injected into any application. The presentation will feature a live demonstration of how phones can be tracked and operated from a Web based command and control server and a demonstration of how to inject the SpyPhone service into any Android application.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 09:12 AM | Comments (198)
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1 I guess we will just have to go back to using keys.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 09:15 AM (tXGg/)

2 See Keeping everyone's Health Records in the cloud overseen by a Democratic Administration...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 27, 2013 09:18 AM (ndlFj)

3 Michael Hastings was unavailable for comment

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:19 AM (hVt9h)

4 And no more sleeping with bears: A man from Turner, Maine is recovering in a Montreal hospital after being attacked by a polar bear while camping in a Newfoundland national park. Matt Dyer was part of a seven-man group on a guided tour of Torngat National Park on the northern tip of Newfoundland when the attack happened. The area is well known for polar bears and visitors sleeping in the park are equipped with an electric fence which is supposed to shock the animals if they touch it. DyerÂ’s group was sleeping behind their protective fence when the single polar bear attacked them at about 1:30am on Wednesday morning. The bear dragged Dyer from his tent and was mauling him when his friends fired flares to scare the bear which dropped him and ran off. http://goo.gl/6yrVzE I've seen tapes of bears digging under these fences. Maybe, 4 out of 5 bears will get shocked and leave. But you know that one bear is going to believe you are too delicious not to eat, shock or not.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 09:19 AM (tXGg/)

5 1 I guess we will just have to go back to using keys.
Skeleton keys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 09:20 AM (tg2kY)

6 "farkling"????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 09:20 AM (GEICT)

7 My piece of crap GMC truck has a fuel system issue so rather than simply lighting up the check engine light, it disables two of the eight cylinders, shuts off the ABS and traction control system in order to force me into the dealership for a repair.

Posted by: d_fitz at July 27, 2013 09:20 AM (enmeq)

8 The lesson of the past 20 years regarding tech and hacking is this: if something is physically possible then someone with malice in their heart is gonna figure out how, and eventually do it.



FoxB did a segment about this the other day.  I also had one of my "on this day" things about the first convicted hacker and how he was non-punished.



Until they get serious and start really whacking these mutts they will keep on doing it.  I have recommended that first offense is breaking both knee caps.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 09:21 AM (lZvxr)

9

You don't mess with Polar Bear. 

 

 You don't even mess with the thought of a Polar Bear. 

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2013 09:21 AM (OqFqo)

10 See Keeping everyone's Health Records in the cloud overseen by a Democratic Administration...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 27, 2013 01:18 PM (ndlFj)



See the link I did this morning where Planned Parenthood is going to have access to those records.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 09:23 AM (lZvxr)

11 Speaking of Zombie Hastings, they've found another video: http://goo.gl/0lGhpN All you see is a car go by fast and then in th distance a bright light.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 09:24 AM (tXGg/)

12 Also, this is kind of a personal interest of mine. A few years ago, some college researchers figured all this stuff out and put a paper out about it. The next year, they put out a proof of concept that allowed a VIRUS to be installed by infecting an MP3 file with some malicious code. They said that it was entirely possible to install the program--no Arduino or other external hardware required--in such a way that it could be erased when the power was cut or the airbags deployed. Your program could do things like, say, cut the signal to the brakes and tell the throttle to go to 100%. If your car hit a tree and burst into flames, what do you think would be left of the malicious code? I believe their next step was to see if they could compromise the wireless tire pressure monitoring system and infect the system that way.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:24 AM (hVt9h)

13 I have recommended that first offense is breaking both knee caps.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 01:21 PM (lZvxr)


Streamed live online, of course.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2013 09:25 AM (U22Yw)

14 I've seen tapes of bears digging under these fences. Maybe, 4 out of 5 bears will get shocked and leave. But you know that one bear is going to believe you are too delicious not to eat, shock or not. Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 01:19 PM (tXGg/) Ninja bears got skillz.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:26 AM (AO9UG)

15 Medical records should be guarded by polar bears.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 09:27 AM (tg2kY)

16 Critical tech infrastructure constructed from jello will kill us all way before global warming does...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 09:27 AM (/gHaE)

17 My piece of crap GMC truck has a fuel system issue so rather than simply lighting up the check engine light, it disables two of the eight cylinders, shuts off the ABS and traction control system in order to force me into the dealership for a repair. Posted by: d_fitz at July 27, 2013 01:20 PM (enmeq) So, it's not really your truck, is it?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:27 AM (AO9UG)

18 Yeah, electronic car keys are so much cooler than metal keys. Because they're new and shiny!

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 09:28 AM (sdi6R)

19 There are those who say education is bad an' I say they.are.wrong. So we will invest in infrastructure an' teachers an' firemen.
( gaze into distance )

Let me be clear; we will not listen to those who say we can't do it. We will see great jerbs in wind, solar, and other sustainewable 'sources an' green technologies.
( finger in air )

How? The middle class. Yes, the middle class.  THANKYOUGOODNIGHTGAW'BLESS!
( jaunty trot to side of stage, wave, jaunty trot to other side of stage, wave )

Posted by: Pres. Bystander [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2013 09:28 AM (BqDmA)

20 BTW, what I'm saying is this stuff was very technically possible and could be done very easily in a way that would be very difficult to pinpoint even if you knew what you were looking for. That's completely unlike the crazy Hastings conspiracy theorists who suggest there was a drone strike. There would be all kinds of evidence of that, like people actually seeing a missile. This? Not so much.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:28 AM (hVt9h)

21 I am tired of lying politicians. I am tired of government corruption. I am tired of people who enjoy causing pain to others for their own enjoyment. I feel like the Psalmist who is asking the Almighty how long he will tolerate evil and evildoers to prosper.

Posted by: Jmel at July 27, 2013 09:28 AM (cfFqn)

22 Back in the olden days (early 90s) when crime was so bad in LA, people starting shooting car thieves. I have no problem with it. Cars are expensive and stealing it deprives people of their livelihood.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 09:28 AM (tXGg/)

23 Or hackers could be hacked on live tv. Would it be possible to hack a train?

Posted by: tmitsss at July 27, 2013 09:29 AM (Pa9vP)

24 Soooo...anybody got a translation on the geek slang in the post?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 27, 2013 09:30 AM (p+XhY)

25 A car does not need all of these sophisticated systems. When a car gets to be smarter than a hammer, you lose control of it.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:32 AM (AO9UG)

26 Soooo...anybody got a translation on the geek slang in the post?

Posted by: Burn the Witch

 

 

I could translate for you, but it would just be a different list of acronyms.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2013 09:33 AM (tiOTz)

27 Yeah, this is why I'll be sticking with my 1985 BMW 635CSi as long as I can. It has all the safety and convenience features I want, but no OBD II and no frigging air bags. Plus it's fun.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 27, 2013 09:33 AM (IlZPo)

28

software != hardware. I was watching a program about the Apollo guidance computer, and it apparently had its programs hardwired in by wire and magnets. So you know, injecting malicious code is pretty difficult it would seem.

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at July 27, 2013 09:34 AM (lUBzJ)

29 23 Or hackers could be hacked on live tv. Posted by: tmitsss at July 27, 2013 01:29 PM (Pa9vP) This is where the Muslims could come in handy.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 09:34 AM (sdi6R)

30 The auto insurance industry has been digging its heels in for years that the high end cars can be hacked open and stolen.   I recall reading an article by a guy whose car got stolen and then the insurance company turned him in to the cops for insurance fraud because it was unpossible that anyone hacked it.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 27, 2013 09:34 AM (Gk3SS)

31 One more thing: If anyone read my comments and thought "That's just crazy...There's no way our government would do that." If I told you three years ago that the IRS would specifically target the opponents of the President's party, and that the NSA was recording every communication you ever had....what would you have said? Oh, right

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:35 AM (hVt9h)

32 I wonder what kind of start-up scratch one would need to mfr the old-style jeeps with no new electronic components.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2013 09:35 AM (BqDmA)

33 GMC = Government Motors Crap

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 09:35 AM (lZvxr)

34 who thought it was a good idea to allow control of vehicle systems through an ODB port? only status messages and their negotiation should be allowed.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 27, 2013 09:38 AM (m5TOl)

35 You are a rebel operative driving your car to meet with other rebels. Your car rats you out. You and one other are captured and tortured, the others are killed in the raid.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:38 AM (AO9UG)

36 @32 Can't. Government mandates all this crap now. But if you wanted to build your own, the only thing that's stopping you is mechanical ability, expense, and lots of paperwork.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:38 AM (hVt9h)

37 Soooo...anybody got a translation on the geek slang in the post?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 27, 2013 01:30 PM (p+XhY)



We need to keep our data in a Lock-Box.....

Posted by: Al Gore at July 27, 2013 09:39 AM (/izg2)

38 I wonder what kind of start-up scratch one would need to mfr the old-style jeeps with no new electronic components.

The govt wouldn't let you sell it.  OBD is mandated by federal law/regulation.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 09:39 AM (/gHaE)

39 See the link I did this morning where Planned Parenthood is going to have access to those records. Posted by: Vic They are "blessed by God" according to our President, Barack Obama. But I'm sure you all read about that little speech by His Nibs. The Kultur Kampf goes on.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 27, 2013 09:40 AM (9bMee)

40
Soooo...anybody got a translation on the geek slang in the post?
Posted by: Burn the Witch





*rargh!* Fire bad!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2013 09:40 AM (kdS6q)

41 I wonder what kind of start-up scratch one would need to mfr the old-style jeeps with no new electronic components. The govt wouldn't let you sell it. OBD is mandated by federal law/regulation. Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 01:39 PM (/gHaE) Once again we arrive at the spot where we stand in front of the real problem.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:41 AM (AO9UG)

42 silver lining for the workers of the Cuban paradise. They got very secure cars.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 27, 2013 09:41 AM (m5TOl)

43 Yeah, this is why I'll be sticking with my 1985 BMW 635CSi as long as I can. It has all the safety and convenience features I want, but no OBD II and no frigging air bags. Plus it's fun. Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis I am incredibly jealous. That was (well, yours still is) a great car.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 27, 2013 09:42 AM (9bMee)

44 Yeah, this is why I'll be sticking with my 1985 BMW 635CSi as long as I can. It has all the safety and convenience features I want, but no OBD II and no frigging air bags. Plus it's fun. Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 27, 2013 01:33 PM (IlZPo) I kept my 1995 BMW 525i from January 1996 until November 2011. I loved that car. It started rusting in 2009 and then I told a good friend I needed a new car in 2011. He loves to get good deals but wanted to wait until his lease was up, better deal if you are getting two cars. I bought 2012 535ix or xi, all wheel drive. It took me months to get used to not having to use a key. I can start the car with the key in my pocket but still I take my keys out every morning. I have yet to figure out everything the car can do.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 09:43 AM (z4WKX)

45 It won't be real bad until your two year old is affecting things with his iPad while playing games in his carseat.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2013 09:43 AM (tiOTz)

46 ...anybody got a translation on the geek slang in the post?

Things you previously believed to be solid, aren't.  Imagine locking the door to your crib and going to the store.  Now imagine a burglar who has a magic device that lets them walk right through/ your front door or through the wall to your living room.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 09:43 AM (/gHaE)

47 30 The auto insurance industry has been digging its heels in for years that the high end cars can be hacked open and stolen. I recall reading an article by a guy whose car got stolen and then the insurance company turned him in to the cops for insurance fraud because it was unpossible that anyone hacked it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 27, 2013 01:34 PM (Gk3SS) *bypasses the *morons read?* joke Hope your bday was a happy one. And I totally and utterly believe that happened. Because enstupiding and enfuckening.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 09:44 AM (GEICT)

48 We could electrify out cars so thieves will be shocked. [This is an old lawschool exam question. But, I say, tort be damn, juice the thief!]

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 27, 2013 09:44 AM (tXGg/)

49
who thought it was a good idea to allow control of vehicle systems through an ODB port?
Posted by: Cowboy





I imagine to feed in operating commands during the diagnostic process without having to have someone inside the vehicle pushing pedals and the like. Labor saving, cost reduction, refactoring the paradigm and what not.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2013 09:44 AM (kdS6q)

50 @34 There are two systems involved: The Low-Speed Bus, which controls things like door locks, windows, the radio, and other non-essential things. The High-Speed Bus controls things like the brakes, throttle, and airbags. You know, the important stuff. They are intentionally separated so that messages from the low speed bus don't interfere with messages from the high speed bus. The port we're talking about would be on the low speed bus, so theoretically this should be impossible. However.... Every manufacturer puts in a telematics box now. Think On-Star. That box has to be able to talk to the low-speed bus in order to tell your doors to unlock. It also has to talk to the high-speed bus in order to notify the mothership that the airbags have deployed. These hacks revolve around this little bit. Its this telematics unit that is compromised. There is also no authentication built into these systems. Components just sit on the network, listening for commands. They dont care where the commands come from.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 09:45 AM (hVt9h)

51 The govt wouldn't let you sell it. OBD is mandated by federal law/regulation.

Posted by: Purp


What about  a 'kit'? Have the body and frame sent separately from the engine. Drop in the engine, screw on the panels, etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2013 09:46 AM (BqDmA)

52 What about a 'kit'?

That would probably work.  Lots of people make roadable sandrails and such.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 09:47 AM (/gHaE)

53 The whole "OBD" system has a lot of nefarious ideas emeshed in it. Another one is that this will log the number of miles you drive, the government will download this data (annually, monthly?) and soon we will be taxed on the number of miles we drive, as revenues from gas taxes are falling (higher mileage cars, less gas purchase). Chapter 27 on "Your Government Hates You!"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 27, 2013 09:48 AM (9bMee)

54 Shouldn't bicycles be regulated like cars are regulated? Shouldn't poorly maintained bicycles be deemed a menace and banned? Just where are you going on these things? You could be a terrorist traveling around on your bike unnoticed and unmonitored. What's in your backpack? Bicycles are powered by combustion that releases carbon dioxide, a known Gaia toxin. You must wear a CO2 scrubber while biking and must dispose of said scrubber according to these regulations. *tosses over 200-page document*

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:48 AM (AO9UG)

55 Was just thinking of this. I get dialysis three times a week. Could someone hack the machines so they don't clean the blood but nobody knows not even the techs? Death would look like natural causes. Lot of elderly people there. Hack certain machines and save obamacare about 5 grand a week. Hell, granny was 85 and could barely move, anyway.

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat (formerly bigred) at July 27, 2013 09:49 AM (OsheA)

56 The media companies face the same challenges: They use computers for everything, even put their content on computer-friendly media. The problem is that the media companies can't do anything on a computer that other skilled people can't do, too. And getting skilled isn't that hard, either. Everything is becoming software, now, and the hardware to interact and alter that software is ubiquitous. You don't need something as expensive and specialized as a record press to duplicate music anymore.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 09:51 AM (MMC8r)

57 Maybe a nice solar flare with reset the clock for us and we can try again. Less stupidity next time.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:52 AM (AO9UG)

58 *bypasses the *morons read?* joke

Hope your bday was a happy one.

And I totally and utterly believe that happened. Because enstupiding and enfuckening. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 01:44 PM (GEICT)



It was, thank you!

There was a case in PA, though sadly not one our firm handled, where a guy hit a deer and went off the road.   He called the cops, the cops showed up, wrote up the report that said, yep, hit a deer.   The insurance investigator came out and took pictures that showed fur stuck to the car.


The investigator decided the guy was lying for no reason than anyone could determine and he reported the guy for insurance fraud.  The insurance company refused to pay for the vehicle and the poor guy was stuck finishing off paying for that car and walking to work because he couldn't afford another car.  Oh and he also had the cops investigate him for insurance fraud though luckily the cops were all wtf he hit a deer are you high to the insurance company.  

In the end, what should have been an under five figure payment turned out to cost the insurance company high six figures because the guy filed a bad faith claim against the company and the investigator was an utter unrepentant lying fuck on the stand who told a judge, to the judge's face, that he didn't document any type of evidence of a deer and when the judge said did you take these pictures, the guy lied on the stand in response to that direct question from His Honor.   Protip:   when it's a bench trial and the judge gets to decide just what the award will be, don't lie to the judge's face.


The appellate decision on that case is kind of hilarious because if you read legalese the appellate court basically says to the insurance company you are lucky we aren't adding another zero on the end of the award for sheer jackassery.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 27, 2013 09:53 AM (Gk3SS)

59 That's completely unlike the crazy Hastings conspiracy theorists who suggest there was a drone strike. There would be all kinds of evidence of that, like people actually seeing a missile. This? Not so much.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 01:28 PM (hVt9h)


The drone strike theorists may just intentionally be poisoning the well..

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 27, 2013 09:53 AM (AWmfW)

60 I guess we will just have to go back to using keys.

Back in the "good old days", it was fairly common that you could open some other cars of your same make with your keys.  There's a relatively limited set of tumbler configurations on those keys, after all.

I saw this work once in a large parking lot at a mall - it's easy to home in on a car that looks like yours but isn't, and the mental dissonance really sets in when your keys actually do open and start it.

Posted by: Fat Guy Sized Spider at July 27, 2013 09:53 AM (OevbG)

61 All of your witchcraft isn't worth doodly-squat until you can stop a drunken illegal alien from plowing down a shitload of college kids in his American-made SUV.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 09:55 AM (bWoh5)

62 Could someone hack the machines so they don't clean the blood but nobody knows not even the techs?

There's already been problems in operating rooms with robotic surgery systems.  The makers of the DaVinci system are getting sued all over the place.  

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 09:56 AM (/gHaE)

63 This is why I'm keeping my 68 Camaro convertible. It won't try to kill me.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 09:56 AM (OQpzc)

64 I knew I shouldn't have sold my Studebaker..

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 09:57 AM (LRFds)

65 CJ, thanks. I'm lucky because my wife is into the project too. There are many old Sixes out there and in restorable shape, as long as you stay away from the automatics. Arrgh, hard to type on this dang tablet. CarolT, your new 5 is an engineering marvel, but just make sure you keep your dealer honest re maintenance. They've gotten very bad about that.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 27, 2013 09:57 AM (IlZPo)

66
remember CHRISTINE the haunted car?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 27, 2013 09:58 AM (7bRqq)

67 Since this shit is government mandated then the only answer is to keep or buy old cars and have maintenance people rebuild them periodically. (better for taxes anyway)


This is probably why they did that stupid buy back program that wasted a shit-ton of money.  One of the reasons, the other being help the unions. Which instead they helped Toyota and other foreign companies.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 09:58 AM (lZvxr)

68 Skynet has figured out nuking us is not an optimal move. It has decided to slowly infect our civilization and take over unnoticed.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 09:58 AM (AO9UG)

69 So, can they hack tanks and drones and  nuke subs?

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 09:59 AM (OQpzc)

70 21 I am tired of lying politicians. I am tired of government corruption. I am tired of people who enjoy causing pain to others for their own enjoyment. I feel like the Psalmist who is asking the Almighty how long he will tolerate evil and evildoers to prosper. Posted by: Jmel at July 27, 2013 01:28 PM (cfFqn) Security of Those Who Trust in the LORD, and Insecurity of the Wicked. A Psalm of David. Do not fret because of evildoers, Be not envious toward wrongdoers. For they will wither quickly like the grass, And fade like the green herb. Trust in the LORD, and do good; Dwell in the land and a cultivate faithfulness. Delight yourself in the LORD; And He will give you the desires of your heart. Commit your way to the LORD, Trust also in Him, and He will do it. And He will bring forth a your righteousness as the light, And your judgment as the noonday. Rest in the LORD and wait patiently for Him; Do not fret because of him who prospers in his way, Because of the man who carries out wicked schemes. Cease from anger, and a forsake wrath; Do not fret, it leads only to evildoing. For a evildoers will be cut off, But those who wait for the LORD, they will inherit the land. Yet a a little while and the wicked man will be no more; And you will look carefully for his place, and he will not be there. But the humble will inherit the land, And will delight themselves in abundant prosperity. More at Psalm 37

Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 09:59 AM (Z08cx)

71 All of your witchcraft isn't worth doodly-squat until you can stop a drunken illegal alien from plowing down a shitload of college kids in his American-made SUV.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 01:55 PM (bWoh5)



He will soon be a drunken citizen plowing down kids in his government aid purchased SUV plowing down kids.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:00 AM (lZvxr)

72 I just watch a program about how researchers hacked the GPS on a cruise ship. They were able to do a large zig zag pattern, and the crew on the ship couldn't tell. The ships GPS showed them in a totally different place, heading in a different direction.

Posted by: TC at July 27, 2013 10:00 AM (ygAxO)

73 This is probably why they did that stupid buy back program that wasted a shit-ton of money.

I think there's some shit in the works to mandate remote OnStar'ish telemetry a few years down the road.

My 98' Jetta diesel is looking more and more like a long term keeper.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:01 AM (/gHaE)

74 Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 01:59 PM (Z08cx) Or, not.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 10:02 AM (AO9UG)

75 I'd love to find me an old Slant Six Valiant, stockpile a bunch of parts and drive that no-emissions, no-computer mofo forfreakinever.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 10:02 AM (MMC8r)

76 32 I wonder what kind of start-up scratch one would need to mfr the old-style jeeps with no new electronic components.

And how would you keep the safety and emissions folks off your back?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2013 10:03 AM (U82Km)

77 And how would you keep the safety and emissions folks off your back?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2013 02:03 PM (U82Km)

 

Put a windmill on top and contribute to the Dems?

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:04 AM (OQpzc)

78 I think there's some shit in the works to mandate remote OnStar'ish telemetry a few years down the road.

My 98' Jetta diesel is looking more and more like a long term keeper.

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:01 PM (/gHaE)



Did you see that link I posted a couple of days ago where they have charged a kid with vehicular manslaughter based on the "black box" info in the car? 

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:04 AM (lZvxr)

79 He will soon be a drunken citizen plowing down kids in his government aid purchased SUV plowing down kids. Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 02:00 PM (lZvxr) If (when) the House GOP tries to pass amnesty, can we start the burning, or do we have to wait for another bullshit election or two?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 10:05 AM (AO9UG)

80 Ok smart guys. How about figuring out how to do this to the drones that are soon going to fill the skies? I'd love to see them falling out of the sky like rain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2013 10:06 AM (V1ZIU)

81 I'd love to find me an old Slant Six Valiant, stockpile a bunch of parts and drive that no-emissions, no-computer mofo forfreakinever. Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:02 PM (MMC8r) Don't get me started. My first car was a Plymouth Fury I. It had a slant six.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 10:06 AM (AO9UG)

82 charged a kid with vehicular manslaughter based on the "black box" info in the car?

Yep.  Gonna be a lot more of that shit going on in the future. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:08 AM (S3yfV)

83 I'd love to see them falling out of the sky over Martha's Vineyard  like rain.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2013 10:08 AM (fvyjD)

84

Back in the olden days (early 90s) when crime was so bad in LA, people starting shooting car thieves. I have no problem with it. Cars are expensive and stealing it deprives people of their livelihood

 

 

Horse theft was dealt with by hanging back in the Old West, or so I am assured by Mr. L'Amour and his associates. Of course, so were a lot of other things.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 27, 2013 10:08 AM (uSqr3)

85

>>> Horse theft was dealt with by hanging back in the Old West, or so I am assured by Mr. L'Amour and his associates. Of course, so were a lot of other things.

 

 

You can still shoot horse thieves.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2013 10:10 AM (fvyjD)

86 How about figuring out how to do this to the drones that are soon going to fill the skies?

Broad spectrum jamming. Laser blinding of optics, etc.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:10 AM (S3yfV)

87 My first car was a Plymouth Fury I. It had a slant six. 70 Plymouth Satellite 2dr. But with a 318.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 10:11 AM (MMC8r)

88 That would probably work. Lots of people make roadable sandrails and such.

Posted by: Purp


Oh yeah. Forgot about those. They're pretty loud, aren't they?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2013 10:13 AM (BqDmA)

89 Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:11 PM (MMC8r) Ah, the good old days! I had a 318 in my Dodge Dart. Wish I'd never gotten rid of that car.

Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 10:13 AM (Z08cx)

90 As a cost cutting measure a lot of the cheap non-milspec drones will use COTS freq hopping gear that's already well understood by hobbyists.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:13 AM (S3yfV)

91

KICK OUT THE JAMS

 

Henry Rollins with The Bad Brains: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnSrmNGWJ0

 

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2013 10:13 AM (fvyjD)

92 They're pretty loud, aren't they?

Depends on the engine/muffler.  A stock bug engine and muffler wouldn't be too loud

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:14 AM (S3yfV)

93
We know by now that many tech things we have now, the nsa and fbi had many years ahead because they can fund whatever they want, I wonder how many years ahead they are on controlling cars, medical devices etc.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2013 10:15 AM (4+FWp)

94 Security Through Obscurity. Isn't.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 27, 2013 10:16 AM (ZPrif)

95 35yo?  No clue as to his cause of death?  

Brrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 27, 2013 10:16 AM (LYwCh)

96 Broad spectrum jamming. Laser blinding of optics, etc. Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:10 PM (S3yfV) I hear you but they just sent someone here in town to the federal pen for two years. He lit up a plane with a laser pointer. Then he lit up the police helicopter when it arrived nearby.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2013 10:17 AM (V1ZIU)

97 I and my on star parted ways, the dorsal fin antenna somehow lost connection...

Posted by: Randomized lurker at July 27, 2013 10:18 AM (AnfcZ)

98 Had my car, an Acura, and a paratrooper who happened to park next to me (a new Passat) "broken" into in Pittsburgh a couple years ago. Since ther was no sign of forced entry, the cops insisted that we left our doors unlocked. The paratrooper protested that his car locked automatically when he walked away. The cops seemed more interested in whether his stolen Glock had been registered. Tried to suggest to both the cops on the scene and later when calling in, that the crooks had the entry codes. They essentially laughed us off. They were sure it was our fault for not locking the doors. I've always been damn near paranoid about locking my doors, especially in a parking lot that has signs up saying they have no liability.

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 10:18 AM (xVT49)

99 Also if you are  treading dangerous hacker and spy and NSA waters in your reporting, and want to avoid trees,l buy yourself a 70s muscle car or something. 

Posted by: Sarahw at July 27, 2013 10:19 AM (LYwCh)

100 You could crash airplanes into the deck by simply telling the altimeter that it was a few hundred feet higher than it really was. Of course, you'd get that outcome if the pilot failed to reset it to local pressure, but still.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:20 AM (OQpzc)

101 the cops insisted that we left our doors unlocked.

The last door "lock" command time stamp might be something recorded by the car's OBD.  If it is, you could offer that as evidence.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:21 AM (S3yfV)

102 Self driving cars are coming. Google says '5 years'.
 
Or in moron speak, 'two weeks'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2013 10:21 AM (cHZB7)

103 The appellate decision on that case is kind of hilarious because if you read legalese the appellate court basically says to the insurance company you are lucky we aren't adding another zero on the end of the award for sheer jackassery. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 27, 2013 01:53 PM (Gk3SS) Lol. Sounds like an opinion written by Scalia. I used to be laughing at them and my wife would ask what was so funny. I'd read the relevant portion and.....blank stare.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:21 AM (GEICT)

104 Yep. Gonna be a lot more of that shit going on in the future.

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:08 PM (S3yfV)



Yep, it will be interesting to see how it plays out in court.  I should have saved a copy of that article so I could follow up on it.



I can see the lawyers asking how can the black box be used when the defense can not cross-examine it.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:22 AM (lZvxr)

105 Waldo Truth: "Cars are expensive and stealing it deprives people of their livelihood."

It is also stealing their life. Time is money. You take their asset/money, you have actually deprived them of some life or their investment therein.

Which is yet another reason (in the bigger picture) to be hostile toward taxing. Some is a reasonable exchange for civilized community. More than that is depriving one of life.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 10:23 AM (eHIJJ)

106 100 You could crash airplanes into the deck by simply telling the altimeter that it was a few hundred feet higher than it really was. Of course, you'd get that outcome if the pilot failed to reset it to local pressure, but still.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 02:20 PM (OQpzc)


Or Asian pilots...

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 27, 2013 10:23 AM (AWmfW)

107 How is this not even a sidebar item: 


"Raising McCain" will debut on Pivot, a general entertainment network that launches Aug. 1. It's described as a documentary-talk series for viewers ages 15 to 34. McCain will star and serve as executive producer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2013 10:23 AM (87F3p)

108

I can see the lawyers asking how can the black box be used when the defense can not cross-examine it.

 

 

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at July 27, 2013 10:25 AM (fvyjD)

109

Hey Purp.

Medtronic is evil.

That is all.

(No seriously, people think "big pharma is bad" and I say "pish posh, it's not what you think." but Medtronic seems to be on the end of a shitton of scandals that make Pfizer look like a charity.)

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:25 AM (GaqMa)

110 The appellate decision on that case is kind of hilarious because if you read legalese the appellate court basically says to the insurance company you are lucky we aren't adding another zero on the end of the award for sheer jackassery.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 27, 2013 01:53 PM (Gk3SS)



I do love how courts will sometimes slide in that wry, biting humor that you only really GET if you can figure out what the hell they're saying in the first place. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2013 10:26 AM (CA2NO)

111 89 Ah, the good old days! I had a 318 in my Dodge Dart. Wish I'd never gotten rid of that car.

Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 02:13 PM (Z08cx)



You would have much rather had the Dart with the 340 and a 3:91 rear end.  Much better from one stop light to the next, and no black box.   Of course the law dogs could hear that Carter 4 Barrel kick in a mile away.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:26 AM (lZvxr)

112
"Raising
McCain" will debut on Pivot, a general entertainment network that
launches Aug. 1. It's described as a documentary-talk seriBoobs, and More Boobs.es for viewers
ages 15 to 34. McCain will star and serve as executive producer.

***

Raising McCain?  I'd a gone with Boobs, Boobs, and More Boobs.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 27, 2013 10:26 AM (VlXYw)

113 Cowboy: "silver lining for the workers of the Cuban paradise. They got very secure cars."

That no one wants to steal. So, doubly protected.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 10:27 AM (eHIJJ)

114 "Raising
McCain" will debut on Pivot, a general entertainment network that
launches Aug. 1. It's described as a documentary-talk series for viewers
ages 15 to 34. McCain will star and serve as executive producer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2013 02:23 PM (87F3p)


Same age group that watches Raising Weiner.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at July 27, 2013 10:27 AM (AWmfW)

115 This really sucks because a lot of cool near-future medical tech will rely on implanted tech. Insulin pumps and pacemakers are examples of amazing tech that can save lives and vastly improves quality of living. But unfortunately we have evil people in the world determined to ruin everything good.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 27, 2013 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

116 But unfortunately we have evil people in the world determined to ruin everything good.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 27, 2013 02:27 PM (ZPrif)


You rang?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 27, 2013 10:29 AM (AWmfW)

117 Vic, I see you are a connoisseur.

Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 10:30 AM (Z08cx)

118 117 Vic, I see you are a connoisseur.

Posted by: Mindy at July 27, 2013 02:30 PM (Z08cx)


My brother had one of those. 

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:30 AM (lZvxr)

119 I'd love to find me an old Slant Six Valiant, stockpile a bunch of parts and drive that no-emissions, no-computer mofo forfreakinever. Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:02 PM

Dropping a nuke on one of those puppies won't kill 'em. Ford Falcons were similar; a high-school buddy ran his without oil, the engine seized up, but after a few quarts of re-claim (used to be able to buy used oil!) were poured in, it ran like a friggin' top.

I would love to find a '60s-era Volvo 544, though. Another car that can't be hurt. Also, no computers, power gadgets or remote-control anythings.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2013 10:32 AM (/RIVS)

120 The area is well known for polar bears and visitors sleeping in the park are equipped with an electric fence which is supposed to shock the animals if they touch it.

***

I thought it was the polar bears that were endangered.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 27, 2013 10:32 AM (VlXYw)

121 I'm kind of shocked and horrified that so many seemingly good people had Mopars. Chevy bowties were what real Americans drove.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:33 AM (OQpzc)

122 Yeah, purpose, didn't think of that until much, much later. Incident was 2+ years ago. What pissed me off more than losing my stuff (pool cue, binoculars, iPod, and cigar case...all replaceable) was the pissy attitude of the cops. They've become fond of this blamethevictum attitude. Saves them a lot of work. Especially in the bigger cities.

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 10:33 AM (xVT49)

123 "purp" not "purpose" damn it

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 10:34 AM (xVT49)

124 I can see the lawyers asking how can the black box be used when the defense can not cross-examine it.

As OBD gets more inclusive about what it monitors (ex. headlight/brake/marker bulb status), people will start using that OBD data to challenge police claims of probable cause for a pullover where something illegal was found.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:35 AM (S3yfV)

125 You would have much rather had the Dart with the 340 and a 3:91 rear end. My brother the motorhead took that 318 and replaced the top half with 360 heads and a 4bbl intake. Those were good days, and gas was $1.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 10:35 AM (MMC8r)

126 become fond of this blamethevictum attitude. Saves them a lot of work. Especially in the bigger cities.

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 02:33 PM (xVT49)

 

If you got rid of the public intoxication charge, you could fire half the police and no one would notice.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:35 AM (OQpzc)

127 I knew I shouldn't have sold my Studebaker..

I didn't sell mine. Fast car, can't rust. Decent mileage, stone reliable. Go ahead, laugh.

Posted by: comatus at July 27, 2013 10:36 AM (JNUY4)

128 O/T Oh shit. It hasn't stopped! http://tinyurl.com/mqbgeuh

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 10:36 AM (wR+pz)

129 Just saw a promo for "Ghost Shark". Basically even a glass of water can mean you're dead meat. This could eclipse Sharknado.

Posted by: SamIam at July 27, 2013 10:36 AM (HMI9a)

130 Yeah, but then we'd be like Dublin. Tripping over drunks and sidestepping piss and vomit. And some cops still wouldn't do their jobs.

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (xVT49)

131

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:35 PM (S3yfV)

 

The police will merely invent new and creative probable causes under the "We are the police" exception to the constitution.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (GaqMa)

132

Electric fence protection in polar bear country:  Good

 

Electric fence with human sentry watching  and approriately armed for polar bear:  Better

 

Not  camping in polar bear country at all:  Best

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (BAS5M)

133 129 SamIam,

You ever get the feeling mankind jumped the shark sometime around maybe '63?

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (LRFds)

134 Schrodinger's Cat (formerly bigred): "Could someone hack the machines so they don't clean the blood but nobody knows not even the techs?"

Well, you'd probably know the day after you finished treatment. You'd be feeling pretty bad. And your blood work would be a red flag. Granted that might take a while to detect because blood tests aren't run every treatment, but you wouldn't die right away from blood toxicity.

And if nurses, not techs because they don't know all that much, knew you were on dialysis, they'd look for signs of poor clearance.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (eHIJJ)

135 Oh man, this awesomely bad weather event movie is starting off epically bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:37 AM (GEICT)

136 132 Count De Monet,

May be the only place you can escape the super state though bud.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 10:38 AM (LRFds)

137 Oh man, this awesomely bad weather event movie is starting off epically bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 02:37 PM (GEICT)

 

Watching Joe Kidd on AMC. Clint ftw.

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:39 AM (OQpzc)

138 I've been generally unimpressed with what I've seen in the medical device software business.  Its just as sleazy, schedule driven, and sloppily tested  as ordinary PC stuff.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:40 AM (S3yfV)

139 Sky of tomorrows weather report for Detroit.  Partly cloudy moving into light showers then sever thunderstorms followed by hail and a tornado then fire and brimstone raining from the sky.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 27, 2013 10:40 AM (VlXYw)

140 Vic drove a Stutz-Bearcat--with pride and an attitude

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at July 27, 2013 10:40 AM (omBWL)

141 Shit, they have a bike race in CLT for 24 hours to raise money for cancer research. Poor bastards, it's been raining for three hours.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 27, 2013 10:41 AM (wR+pz)

142 Wish I had bought a few '57 Chevys and put them on blocks for future use!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 10:41 AM (XdnQT)

143 125 Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:35 PM (MMC8r)


That one my brother had was a 69.  That was the first year they started slowly de-tuning them.  It had 10.5:1 compression IIRC.  4 speed manual tranny, no A/C nothing but hot engine and light body.



That little MF was damn hot in the 1/4.  He sold it to a guy who liked to race when it had 150K miles on it.  Guy took it to the track as was and was racing it in F-stock and doing damn good with it.


What was really a joke was Mopar rated the engine at 275 HP.  The insurance companies were not fooled though.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:41 AM (lZvxr)

144 So, a good business would be to bring back all those old cars sent to Mexico?

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:42 AM (OQpzc)

145 Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:40 PM (S3yfV)

But the "blue screen of death" has a different meaning there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 10:42 AM (XdnQT)

146 MSNBC's got a fevah, and the only cure is continuing the riotous claim that Detroit went bankrupt due to its excessive libertarianism and fiscal restraint.

***

If we would just reach out across the aisle I'm sure we could find some reasonable compromise that would save this country from the middle.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 27, 2013 10:43 AM (VlXYw)

147 You can't beat me on the grade! Posted by: Dennis Weaver at July 27, 2013 02:41 PM (Ks4nX) That little red Valiant was a freakin' superhero.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 10:43 AM (MMC8r)

148 140 Vic drove a Stutz-Bearcat--with pride and an attitude But those were different times, when poets studied rules of verse and ladies rolled their eyes.

Posted by: WTP at July 27, 2013 10:43 AM (xVT49)

149 Vic drove a Stutz-Bearcat--with pride and an attitude

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at July 27, 2013 02:40 PM (omBWL)



What you mean fool!  I drove a surrey with fringe on top.  I was in de high cotton.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:44 AM (lZvxr)

150 As OBD gets more inclusive about what it monitors (ex. headlight/brake/marker bulb status), people will start using that OBD data to challenge police claims of probable cause for a pullover where something illegal was found. Yeah, right. A few years ago here in Nashville, an idiot cop decided to park her cruiser halfway in the fast lane just beyond the crest of a hill. The District Attorney claimed in a presser that the truck driver that hit and killed the officer was going 85mph and never hit the brakes. When the trucking company produced evidence that 1) their trucks were governed to 70mph and 2) the black box data showed the driver applied 100% brakes once he topped the hill, the DA successfully excluded that evidence by claiming in court that black box data was notoriously unreliable. That DA consistently uses black box data to convict people. It's reliable when it agrees with them, but unreliable (and inadmissible!) when it doesn't

Posted by: wizardpc at July 27, 2013 10:45 AM (hVt9h)

151 One great movie to watch some gorgeous Mopars in some wild stunts is 'It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.' I think the majority of the cars featured are early 60s Chrysler products. And if you've ever dealt with their spongy suspension you get an extra sense of the danger.

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 10:45 AM (MMC8r)

152 Ain't it weird that both Chris Christie and MSNBC have a hard on against libertarianism this week?

Posted by: Invictus at July 27, 2013 10:47 AM (OQpzc)

153 O/T but I just read that over 1,000 prisoners escaped from Libya prison. DidnÂ’t this happen last week in Iraq? Do you think that it may be AQ? No, they are on the run! Thanks SCAOMF.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 10:47 AM (z4WKX)

154

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:40 PM (S3yfV)

 

In some respects it's worse.

If you can garner approval for your product and successfully stymie your competition from getting approval you really have no incentive to actually make a good product.

Bribe a few PIs to release some papers with good data and your set to go.

Again, Medtronic is evil.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:48 AM (GaqMa)

155 But the "blue screen of death" has a different meaning there!

That's one of the things in the various DaVinci surgical lawsuits.  The fucking system was locking up on surgeons in the middle of surgeries and not retracting its robotic stuff when commanded to.

The OR staff had to power off and physically reboot the whole system from scratch to get it responding again.

To me, that's a clear cut hardware design and software issue.  Any life critical system needs freaking watchdog timer hardware that can initiate a reset when the software goes braindead.  Locking up is not an option in a life critical system...EVER.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 10:48 AM (S3yfV)

156 WalrusRex: "If we would just reach out across the aisle I'm sure we could find some reasonable compromise that would save this country from the middle."

Quit stealing my schtick!

Posted by: Juan McPain at July 27, 2013 10:48 AM (eHIJJ)

157
Was it a Valiant, or a Scamp?

Or a Dart?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 27, 2013 10:49 AM (7bRqq)

158 New one

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:49 AM (lZvxr)

159 Nood. OregonMuse posted a sex vid.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:49 AM (GEICT)

160 And if you've ever dealt with their spongy suspension you get an extra sense of the danger. Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:45 PM

TorsionAire© ride, baby!

Also, rust.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 27, 2013 10:50 AM (/RIVS)

161

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:48 PM (S3yfV)

 

BUT BUT it's the FUTURE!

I forgot part 2, part two is brainwashing the public to believe that these things are "teh awesome."

When (if memory serves) the current outcomes are actually BETTER for plain old surgery in the hands or a reasonably proficient person.

I know hospitals that are trying desperately to avoid the Da Vinci robots, but are being more or less brow beat into buying them by hospital boards and patients caught up in the "medical arms race."

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 10:51 AM (GaqMa)

162

You can't beat me on the grade!

Posted by: Dennis Weaver at July 27, 2013 02:41 PM (Ks4nX)


 

 

That little red Valiant was a freakin' superhero.

 

Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:43 PM (MMC8r)

 

Great movie!  Duel (1971) directed by Spielberg.

 

"Come on, car! COME ON, LET'S GO! "

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 10:52 AM (BAS5M)

163 Well Billy Bob, the second wave of the storm is on me now and my satellite reception is gone now.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:55 AM (lZvxr)

164 Looks like the local FM radio station is gone too.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 10:56 AM (lZvxr)

165  Looks like the local FM radio station is gone too.

 

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 02:56 PM (lZvxr)

 

 

If you see an old  mean  lady on a bicycle pedaling away outside  your window, you might be in a bit of trouble.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 10:58 AM (BAS5M)

166 If you see an old mean lady on a bicycle pedaling away outside your window, you might be in a bit of trouble.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 02:58 PM (BAS5M)



Not getting the reference but if she is out there in this shit she is a bigger man than I am.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (lZvxr)

167 Oh just thought of it Wizard of Oz. 

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:00 AM (lZvxr)

168 BUT BUT it's the FUTURE!

Probably is...when it becomes actually ready for prime time. 

Based on what I've read of the DaVinci failures, they essentially rushed tossed together demo hardware into the field as product. 

From the pics I've seen the controller appears to be ordinary COTS PC hardware rather than something specifically equipped with the hardware features you'd want to see in a genuine life critical system.

That the robotic arms lacked a manual  disengage and retract mechanism for situations where you had total control failure is an egregious oversight that speaks to the rushed nature of the product.

That the arms apparently lack mechanically limited motion constraints (limit switches on motor power, mechanical binding points, etc) and were smacking into patients is also evidence of sloppy design.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 11:03 AM (S3yfV)

169

Bingo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 11:03 AM (BAS5M)

170 You can't beat me on the grade! Posted by: Dennis Weaver at July 27, 2013 02:41 PM (Ks4nX) That little red Valiant was a freakin' superhero. Posted by: zsasz at July 27, 2013 02:43 PM (MMC8r) My Kingdom for a radiator hose!

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 11:04 AM (AO9UG)

171 Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 03:03 PM (S3yfV)



I can't believe the FDA approved a POS like that.  Must have been a heavy Obama contributor and massive crony corruption.

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:05 AM (lZvxr)

172 Any life critical system needs freaking watchdog timer hardware that can initiate a reset when the software goes braindead. Locking up is not an option in a life critical system...EVER.

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:48 PM (S3yfV)


I worked on several critical systems in a different field, and every time someone left out a watchdog timer function, there was hell to pay because something hung up in a inoperative state.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:06 AM (XdnQT)

173 I fixed it Vic, your satellite is back.   Now I will take by supreme Hawtness back to Oz. Oz where there are no government toadies forcing crap on you.

Posted by: Billie Burk at July 27, 2013 11:10 AM (lZvxr)

174

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 03:05 PM (lZvxr)

 

The FDA has long been a problem even before Obama.

It's got a whole host of issues, not least of which the generic approval group is the same as the name brand approval group, meaning the bigger pharma companies stall the approval of generic drugs.

It's a mess and a half to say the least.  The FDA needs to be cleaned out, split into a shit ton smaller units and dispersed.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 11:13 AM (GaqMa)

175 Hey Purp, you still around, I'm about to hang some mosaic tile backsplash in my bathroom and don't have the foggiest idea where to begin.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 27, 2013 11:13 AM (GaqMa)

176 and want to avoid trees,l buy yourself a 70s muscle car or something.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 27, 2013 02:19 PM (LYwCh)



Case in point, the 70's era cars, particularly the muscle cars, were very good in a straight line. In curves, notsomuch. Tree avoidance maneuvers were generally restricted to "stay off the throttle unless you are facing a straight stretch of road."


My 2011 Mustang GT convertible is computer controlled out the wazoo, but UNMODIFIED it will do 13.2 in the quarter with the top down, corners with the BMW M3 even with it's technically unsophisticated live axle rear end, easily and rapidly climbs into triple digit speeds, and gets 22.5mpg overall average while doing it.

This, by the way, is why every car is computerized now; we demand economy and performance and that requires the sort of split second timing and control that mechanical systems cannot hope to achieve. In other words...we got what we wanted, and now we're bitching about it.

Yesterday's performance cars are anything but by today's standards, but human nature requires us to remember all of them fondly I guess.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2013 11:21 AM (yh0zB)

177 I can't believe the FDA approved a POS like that.

They're slowly getting up to speed on all this computer controlled stuff.  Compared to 10-20 years ago, this is all newly charted territory for them. 

They're gonna have to hire some different skill sets and staff than they've been used to hiring in the past. 

It sounds like they're starting to realize that just passing a set of clinical trials where some device was babysat and trained to jump through the proscribed hoops ain't gonna be enough.

They're gonna have to hire some evil black hearted mofo's who LIKE to make shit break.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 11:22 AM (S3yfV)

178 Two words: autonomous vehicles. AKA "remote control deathtrap temptations." A bunch of thoughtless futurists and central planners think privately-owned machine taxis is the wave of the future, or at least will until a hacker kills 500 people driving them off a freeway overpass, and then the lawsuits will cripple the entire country. I can only hope the aviation industry has been a little more careful, if only in the sense of hardening because of lightning strikes. Oh, and regarding a very old question on the thread, as satisfying as you may think the idea is, kneecapping some hacker won't stop evil. I hate vandals too, but one of their primary characteristics is lack of foresight. And obviously that puts no fear into the homicide bomber type. Harden your systems, fight your enemies, no peace is forthcoming.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 11:24 AM (qyfb5)

179 hang some mosaic tile backsplash in my bathroom and don't have the foggiest idea where to begin.

With any tile, the first thing is: do you have a genuinely flat wall to attach it to.  You can get some long Aluminum straight edges at HD.  If it ain't flat and straight, you'll have to float it out with some compound

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 11:25 AM (S3yfV)

180 but human nature requires us to remember all of them fondly I guess. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2013 03:21 PM (yh0zB) Or as they say on the internet, "my lawn, it is inhabited by interlopers." I drove enough old cars and new cars to realize that it's a real pain to drive the old ones in comparison. Mind you, less so if all you do is get groceries in a residential zone. But yes, people are nostalgic creatures. The good news is that hacking black boxes can be put to the purpose of securing them - if only by blocking out or deleting certain kinds of instructions. People have been reprogramming on board computers as far back as the late 80s or early 90s. I have one in my old RX-7. I sense a market opportunity for the enterprising embedded system programmer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 11:32 AM (qyfb5)

181 I can only hope the aviation industry has been a little more careful

Most of the FBW systems I've seen described use a double or triple redundant computer system and multiple redundant control buses with different routing through the airframe.

I'd like to see triple redundant.  Two primary that cyclically vote on results and commands, and one backup with independently written software (to reduce bug commonality) that that would take control and turn off both primaries if their voting disagrees.

The shuttle used 5X redundant GPC's.  4 designated primary, one backup.  IBM wrote the primary software, Rockwell wrote the backup.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 11:32 AM (S3yfV)

182 I'd suggest a physical manual cutout to the third system, which is as secure as can practically be, in case the two main systems agree to do something wrong the pilots are having a difficult time controlling. IIRC there was an airbus problem with the automated response to wind shear. I am not 100% certain of that but I recall hearing about it (then again I recall hearing about the world being run by alien lizards).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 11:38 AM (qyfb5)

183 181 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 27, 2013 03:32 PM (qyfb5)



The problem with new cars is you need $100,000 worth of special tools and computerized diagnostic equipment just to lift the hood on one.



Yeah, I had to clean the points and plugs and replace them often in the old cars, but they were a lot damn easier to work on.




And if the points shut you down out on the open highway you clean them and set them with a paper matchbook cover.  At least good enough to get you home.

Posted by: Wyatt slug Earp at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (lZvxr)

184 oops sock off

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (lZvxr)

185 I recall hearing about it (then again I recall hearing about the world being run by alien lizards).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 27, 2013 03:38 PM (qyfb5)


What, are you implying that the world is NOT run by alien lizards?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2013 11:41 AM (XdnQT)

186 It's an axiom in the IT world that no matter how secure your computer is from remote attack, an attacker that has physical access to the device will get in.

You can pretty easily physically secure a computer, but a car? Not so much, unless you never take it out of a strongly secured garage.  Of course that pretty much makes the car worthless.

Unless, of course if you own a "dumb car", say a 1966 Dodge Coronet, you will be immune to attack via something like an Arduino, specially programmed.

Of course, a good old fashioned pipe bomb wired into the ignition circuit would kill you in the Coronet anyway.

Classic Hollywood movie on that point:
Fritz Lang's 1953 pic, "The Big Heat" great film, and aside from an ignition controlled pipe bomb, watch out for the coffee maker.

And if you have physical access, a real simple way to kill someone in a car is shown in Orson Welles' 1958 film, "Touch of Evil"

Bottom line: If the attacker has physical access to your car, he can make you dead very easily.

Posted by: jbarntt at July 27, 2013 11:51 AM (UNFot)

187 I'd suggest a physical manual cutout to the third system

I consider that a given in those type systems, because bug commonality on the primaries could have them voting in unison to execute stupid shit. 

Ideally, the final phase of control execution should have an extensive battery of "is this a reasonable command to execute right now" tests too before actually issuing one to actuators.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 11:53 AM (S3yfV)

188 AnonDriv. We go two days w/o treatment on weekends. Bloodwork once a month. We have mostly RNs, but one tech knows as much about this as the nurses. They have tight license standards. I'm just saying that some elderly would not be looked into that close. Anything to save money and make Ocare look good.

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat (formerly bigred) at July 27, 2013 11:53 AM (OsheA)

189 Security... for your RFID stuff: http://www.sciplus.com/p/rfid-blocking-stainless-steel-wallet_49053 They also have inserts for holding credit cards. Stainless steel is better than aluminum.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 27, 2013 12:00 PM (FlRtG)

190 The problem with new cars is you need $100,000 worth of special tools and computerized diagnostic equipment just to lift the hood on one. Posted by: Wyatt slug Earp at July 27, 2013 03:41 PM (lZvxr) Yeah, no, not remotely. A used laptop and an OBD adapter are not $100,000, if you even need that much, which usually you don't. Hell, I can read codes with an android phone and a $20 adapter. I do all kinds of work on newer cars. I work on my computer-controlled modern car occasionally, when it needs it. And lots of people customize them without a bajillion in fancy equipment. It is *not* that hard, and in exchange you get properly sealed interior, filtered air, good A/C, smooth ride, better handling, better torque curve, more comfortable interior, better noise control, ad nauseam. And I've fitzed with enough finicky carbs to never want to do it again. FI is actually (sometimes) a simpler system *to work on*, except for, for example, my departed beloved Stealth Twin Turbo, which for example had three injectors and three plugs *under* the intake manifold, on the back of the engine. Oy. I admit that one is a pain to work on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 12:06 PM (qyfb5)

191 I just installed a high performance tune on the 'stang which tightened the transmission up considerably and got rid of the throttle lag. I don't know if it added any power but it does feel stronger, I'm guessing it did add a bit. It cost me all of 400 dollars for the tuner and the custom tune, and I can now take it to the dyno guy for another couple of hundred where they will tweak it out and get the max performance out of the installed hardware. If I want to go ahead and add a cold air intake (waste of money BTW, more bang for the buck just changing out the air filter for a less restrictive unit believe it or not) bigger throttle body and injectors, long tube headers, etc. they can tune for all of that as well. Sure, HE has mega-bucks tied up in his equipment, but a well equipped speed shop of days gone by did as well, so effectively nothing has changed. Only the tools are different.


As far as adjusting points...yeah, no need to do that now. And if all else fails, the computer does have a limp-home mode to fall back on.


I can say that before the tune went in I wasn't enamored of the FBW throttle, but now that it has been tuned that issue is effectively gone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2013 12:43 PM (yh0zB)

192 This OBD stuff seems to be well regarded:

http://www.ross-tech.com/vag-com/tour/obd-2.html

at least as regards to VW-Audi stuff

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2013 12:44 PM (S3yfV)

193

I think there's some shit in the works to mandate remote OnStar'ish telemetry a few years down the road.

 

My 98' Jetta diesel is looking more and more like a long term keeper.

 

Posted by: Purp at July 27, 2013 02:01 PM (/gHaE)

 

I don't know about the remote part, but the black box recorder is mandatory starting with 2014 model year cars.

Posted by: steveegg at July 27, 2013 12:55 PM (o44nj)

194

I can't believe the FDA approved a POS like that. Must have been a heavy Obama contributor and massive crony corruption.

 

Posted by: Vic at July 27, 2013 03:05 PM (lZvxr)

 

They were getting a head start on PlaceboCare's mandatory death at 65.

Posted by: steveegg at July 27, 2013 12:59 PM (o44nj)

195 GM is still alive not many morons thought that would happen

Posted by: occam at July 27, 2013 01:34 PM (dBq7s)

196

GM is still alive not many morons thought that would happen

 

Posted by: occam at July 27, 2013 05:34 PM (dBq7s)

 

It took 74 years for the rot that was the Soviet Union Version 1.0 to die, so what's your point?

Posted by: steveegg at July 27, 2013 02:03 PM (o44nj)

197 Occtard is impressed that the Feds pumping billions into a zombifying bloated corpse keeps it breathing after a fashion...

hey Occtard if you have a hypobaric iron lung you can keep Helen Thomas "alive" too

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 03:02 PM (LRFds)

198 Michael Hastings anyone? or is that too Alex Jonesish?

Posted by: JohnLocke at July 28, 2013 06:28 AM (AeqWm)

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