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March 07, 2013

#Hacked Again: Ibramhim Announces She's Not Apologizing To No Damn Jews
— Ace

"I refuse to apologize to the Zionist lobby in America regarding my previous anti-Zionist statements under pressure from American government therefore they withdrew the award.Â”

And it's still the case that your State Department immediately chose to lie to you when they were apprised of this.

Nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but CYA corporate crisis strategy, nothing but spin, nothing but politics, nothing but a steady torrent lies washing everything away.

BTW: Good on her for not going along with their proposed Hagel Strategy of just claiming "I've learned so much since then... I talked to Chuck Schumer for five minutes and now I love the Hebrews."

Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM | Comments (261)
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1 -real

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 07, 2013 05:14 PM (v5lxX)

2 This sheep is in need of a shorn

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:14 PM (ZQNq7)

3 go get 'em mr ace

Posted by: newrouter at March 07, 2013 05:14 PM (kfeRL)

4 hacked

Posted by: Guido at March 07, 2013 05:14 PM (A0wk8)

5 Vetted by the State Department,,,,?

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:14 PM (ZQNq7)

6 I wonder what McCain and Graham think? Too provocative, or speaking truth to matzoh?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch at the Ides of/ at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (Md8Uo)

7 Man I got a hard on for this one..

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (ZQNq7)

8 Zionist has become rather clapped-out as a euphemism for Jew. Can't she use "rootless cosmopolitan" or something else interesting?

Posted by: DKCZ at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (9/bcB)

9 So, (I've been unplugged for about 4 hours) is she admitting that she wasn't hacked? That these are actually her statements?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

10 The Zionists didn't cut off her clitoris. Jus' sayin', is all.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (1V6Pv)

11 The Zionist lobby got me kicked out of the Senate.

Posted by: Chuck U Hagel at March 07, 2013 05:15 PM (z9HTb)

12 I don't think sucking up to Luap Nor is going to help her get the award.

Posted by: Ook? at March 07, 2013 05:16 PM (OQpzc)

13 so, if I have this straight, the state dept withdrew the award when she said she didn't say that stuff?

Posted by: kurtilator at March 07, 2013 05:16 PM (juh4Z)

Wait, the US government didn't cave?!

My goodness, don't they know what's she's been through! I mean we must be ruled with our emotions or something.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:16 PM (GaqMa)

15 So State is out, maybe the DOD will give her an award. Somebody call Hagel the Bagel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 07, 2013 05:16 PM (bxiXv)

16 Can I get me a Zionist tweet license here?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 07, 2013 05:16 PM (l3vZN)

17 Some things make me furious.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (v5lxX)

18 Not hacked, "pranked". Yes that's the word. Pranked.

Posted by: Al at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (V70Uh)

19 The Zionists didn't cut off her clitoris.

No, it wasn't us.

Posted by: Zionist beagles at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (z9HTb)

20 Just another islamo-whore.

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (5PMD3)

Were they Zionists, or Zionist-Zionists?

You know, there is a difference!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch at the Ides of/ at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (Md8Uo)

22 Lady,
Keep tweeting. America needs it.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:17 PM (MhA4j)

Posted by: kurtilator at March 07, 2013 09:16 PM (juh4Z)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps the State Department didn't actually get a statement from here about being "hacked."

They didn't know what to do, so they trotted out a line that was so well proven to have worked for Anthony Weiner.

We know that in stressful situations the state department sorta freezes and fails to make proper decisions.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:18 PM (GaqMa)

24 9 So, (I've been unplugged for about 4 hours) is she admitting that she wasn't hacked? That these are actually her statements? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT) As far as I can tell she's both claiming they're not hers and refusing to apologize for making them because those darned Joooooos deserve every word.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 07, 2013 05:18 PM (bxiXv)

25 In Mexico they are Zionistas

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:18 PM (MhA4j)

26 Five bucks says it was the Zionists who #hacked her twitter account

Posted by: Wiserbud at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (WCe8r)

27 Hey bitch, when you quote Adolf Hitler on "Jews" you don't get to claim you were just "standing up to the Zionist lobby"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (QTHTd)

28 I stood up at a meeting today at work and had visible boner cuz my pants were #hacked.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (SkyIE)

29
I bet she's not a virgin either.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (p/cQy)

30 I feel betrayed by Moochel and Kerry!!!

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (ZQNq7)

31 We know that in stressful situations the state department sorta freezes and fails to make proper decisions. Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 09:18 PM (GaqMa) Everyday is stressful, apparently.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (bxiXv)

32 oh well, incompetence, malign intent, tomato, tomahto

Posted by: kurtilator at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (juh4Z)

33 She's a "cafeteria muslim" in that she picks and chooses which tenets to honor and which to ignore. Virginity test? No. Hating Jews? Yes.

Posted by: Al at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (V70Uh)

34 haters gotta hack.

Posted by: toby928© presents at March 07, 2013 05:19 PM (QupBk)

35 Who nominated the bitch for the award?

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (5PMD3)

36 It could happen to anyone. Been offline for a couple of days due to storm damage here, I assume the hackers posted a lot of nasty stuff using my hash this week.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (kxSZr)

37 She was going to get an award from FLOTUS in trade for fashion tips

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (MhA4j)

Nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but CYA corporate crisis strategy, nothing but spin, nothing but politics, nothing but a steady torrent lies washing everything away.

Posted by: Ace at 09:13 PM Very nice. Of course, your #hacked tweets to the State Dept. also killed. You're on a roll.

Posted by: troyriser at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (vtiE6)

39 Somebody need sto ride and whip this Muther like a rented mule..

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (ZQNq7)

40 And it's still the case that your State Department immediately chose to lie to you when they were apprised of this.

Nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but PR, nothing but CYA corporate crisis strategy, nothing but spin, nothing but politics, nothing but a steady torrent lies washing everything away.

Quit being so obtuse Ace.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 07, 2013 05:20 PM (cQAlw)

41 Virginity test? No. Hating Jews? Yes.

****

Joo Hate covers a thousand sins.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:21 PM (MhA4j)

42 I think a sternly worded tweet to the State Department is in order, master. Who is this evil bint, anyway? Color me stupid, but I honestly have no idea.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:21 PM (AJM+z)

43 As far as I can tell she's both claiming they're not hers and refusing to apologize for making them because those darned Joooooos deserve every word. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2013 09:18 PM (bxiXv) So....how long till she's nominated for a Cabinet position?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

44 Naturally there were several ACTIVISTS involved in this matter.

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (ZQNq7)

45 I smell sulfur.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (YOZSv)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2013 09:19 PM (bxiXv)

True, but at least we have a better idea of the lowered threshold!

I mean I'd hate it if my life depended on State!

(Too far? No, not to far.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (GaqMa)

47 ~~Bitch~~ Zionists set me up!

Posted by: Marion Ibramhim at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (cQAlw)

48 Somebody needs a flush at the State Dept,,

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:22 PM (ZQNq7)

49 I was going to write a sternly worded letter but neither I nor my neighbors have a pen with ink.

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:23 PM (MhA4j)

50 I smell sulfur. Posted by: Hugo Chavez

Dude, that's me!!

Posted by: Teh gristle-encrusted head of Ted Kennedy at March 07, 2013 05:23 PM (AJM+z)

51 Zionist has become rather clapped-out as a euphemism for Jew. Can't she use "rootless cosmopolitan" or something else interesting? I guess "sidelocked money-lenders" is old hat.

Posted by: The Elder of Zion at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (LyF0H)

52 Somebody needs a flush at the State Dept,,
Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 09:22 PM

****

How do we know Hillary's button didn't say "Flush"

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (MhA4j)

53 this mess is probably left over from Hillary's chief of staff.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (l3vZN)

54
I don't know why she is blaming Zion, they are the only ones fighting against the Matrix.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (p/cQy)

55 I have to say OReily did nail this one tonight,

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (ZQNq7)

56 So, I guess Heinz catchup is not Halal?

Bitch just has no respect.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (wR+pz)

According to O'rlly, State's entire background on her came from Time magazine and Charlize Theron gushing about her.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Ook? at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (OQpzc)

58 Thank you God. I have no idea who this, woman you folks say?, is or what this story is about.

Posted by: teej at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (H0qOD)

59 So, (I've been unplugged for about 4 hours) is she admitting that she wasn't hacked? That these are actually her statements? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT) Well she said that in her "Arabic" tweets, and ya know they always say something different in their English tweets. It's called the Arafat gambit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:24 PM (9Bj8R)

60 OT --

looking at the sidebar has me hoping the Taiwanese animators make a vid about Rand Paul's filibuster and it includes a drone shoving a missile right up ol' Lindsay's ass.

Posted by: jc at March 07, 2013 05:25 PM (PlzOe)

61 Another point in her favour: she's not a 9/11 truther. Her stance is: "Arabs did do it - fuckin' A!"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 07, 2013 05:25 PM (QTHTd)

62 Instead of Zionist she wanted to use the phrase "hook-nosed garmentmonger" but that eats up too many characters on Twatter.

Posted by: The Elder of Zion at March 07, 2013 05:26 PM (LyF0H)

63 I'm glad that State is not honoring her. I should be doing that

Posted by: Hagel at March 07, 2013 05:26 PM (9Bj8R)

Marion Ibramhim ?

Never heard of her.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson, now really senile at March 07, 2013 05:26 PM (Md8Uo)

65 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (LyF0H)

66 I've been waiting all day for Kim Jong Dickwad to nuke LA and, so far, uh, no. If we had a preznit with any kind of balls at all, we would have turned that shit to glass this morning. Early.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (AJM+z)

67 I don't think an apology would have done the trick for anybody, so I don't think she was under pressure to make one.

Posted by: Sarahw at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (LYwCh)

68 What a fucked up admistration

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (9Bj8R)

69 The fucking Zionists took my award to hoard with their jew gold!

Posted by: Samira Ibramhim at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (YOZSv)

70 different in their English tweets. It's called the Arafat gambit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 09:24

****

Like when Mitt R. asks the lawn vato if he's done yet and he answers "Pinche tu culo." BTW that doesn't mean "Almost sir"

Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (MhA4j)

71 So, what will Hugo be wearing in his coffin? suit? uniform with snappy beret? running suit with parrot attached to shoulder?

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:27 PM (5PMD3)

72 Instead of Zionist she wanted to use the phrase "hook-nosed garmentmonger" but that eats up too many characters on Twatter.

Posted by: The Elder of Zion at March 07, 2013 09:26 PM (LyF0H)

that is some funny shit right there, EoZ.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:28 PM (AJM+z)

73 >>>Somebody needs a flush at the State Dept,,

You raaaaang?

Posted by: John Lurch Kerry at March 07, 2013 05:28 PM (rdy8w)

74 By the way, I never realized this, but it's really easy to get Twitter to translate Arabic tweets. So why didn't they vet this woman? (a) Why should they? They agree with everything she says. (b) Why should they? The media won't call them on it. (c) All of the above.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 07, 2013 05:28 PM (T0NGe)

75 under pressure from American government

FU "American government" officials telling her to lie. GTFO, shitbag.

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2013 05:29 PM (N2yhW)

76 71
So, what will Hugo be wearing in his coffin?

Nothing of any value, the fuckers will steal it.

Actually, he's getting the Lenin treatment. Permanent display.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 07, 2013 05:29 PM (wR+pz)

77 This place is like a school of fish.

As soon as a new thread is up, bang, zoom off everyone goes.

Leaving us stragglers talking to ourselves and the Sharks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2013 05:29 PM (qyv02)

78 So, what will Hugo be wearing in his coffin?

apparently, you will actually get an answer to this question, my friend. seems they're going to put the cancerous bastard's remains on display in perpetuity. could anything be more disgusting??? plus, it's probably giving barky and mooch ideas.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:30 PM (AJM+z)

79 Bill Richardson on Hannity.

*sends flame-thrower through my mind*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:30 PM (UOM48)

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 09:27 PM (5PMD3)

Someone said he's going to be on display perpetually. God I hope it's Bentham Style: http://goo.gl/2n65j (pic)

(FWIW, Bentham preservation requires head removal as a step I'm told)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:30 PM (GaqMa)

81 Of course she walked away from the award, even the people who hate the US know what happens to anything that Obama endorses.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (Zd/NW)

82 So why didn't they vet this woman? Because they're anti-dentite bastards!

Posted by: Robert Wagner at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (sUiAW)

83 A top Al Qaeda spokesman who is the son-in-law of Usama bin Laden has been captured overseas and charged in the United States with conspiracy to kill Americans, according to an indictment unsealed Thursday. Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., former chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, first revealed that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith was captured in Jordan, and sources told Fox News he was apprehended "some time ago," without giving specifics. He is expected to appear Friday morning in a federal court in New York City to face the charges. But the news sparked criticism from Republican senators Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte, who said Thursday the Obama administration's decision to bring Abu Ghaith to court in New York is wrong, "sneaky" and against the will of Congress. Graham says Abu Ghaith is clearly an enemy combatant and should have been sent straight to the Guantanamo Bay detainee facility in Cuba for extended questioning. This trial will NEVER go forward. We can't even seem to get the Military Tribunals to work and no way any evidence that is top secret is gonna work in a civilian court. What a cluster fuck this will be

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (9Bj8R)

84 I've read this story, and I'm quite certain a rape has occurred

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (XvrTA)

Everything I needed to know about Hafez al - Assad I learned in Vogue Magazine. Isn' t that something?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (Md8Uo)

86 We really, really want to give you this award, at least as much for the anti-semitism as whatever the fuck we pretend it's about. Couldn't you just maybe say 'Yentl is my favorite movie' or something to get the Ew-jays off our backs?

Posted by: Totally-not-a-Muslim Obama's State Department at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

87 ...nothing but a steady torrent lies...

It's not just the lies; it is the subject of the lies. These people absolutely hate this country.

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (N2yhW)

88 Man I hate it when I get hacked and post things I really believe with plausible deniability...

"Ogabe sucks"

uh haxxorz

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

89 I hate this administration with the heat of trillions of suns.

*rips open blouse and paints target on right boob*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:32 PM (UOM48)

90 It's all been taken care of already so not to worry. Remember these lines; Those who bless you I will bless. Those who curse you I will curse.

Posted by: teej at March 07, 2013 05:32 PM (cWpCn)

91 But yet I'm supposed to trust that I won't get droned. Okay then.

Posted by: alexthechick - c'mon SMOD at March 07, 2013 05:32 PM (Gk3SS)

92 Rootless Cosmopolitan Lobby

Sons of Pigs and Monkeys Lobby

Cuckoo Lobby

There must be some euphemism catchier than Zionist Lobby...

Posted by: DKCZ at March 07, 2013 05:32 PM (9/bcB)

93 .....and the camel you rode in on, Marion. Now, back to the desert with you, we're done smellin' ya.

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:32 PM (VLG62)

94 Some, well most of us here, realize we are at War with Islam. I hope the rest of American and the Western World come around before it is to late. Except the thing is we seem to be going in the wrong driection

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (9Bj8R)

95 I hate this administration with the heat of trillions of suns.

*rips open blouse and paints target on right boob*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 09:32 PM (UOM4

Morons everywhere are saying "pics or it didn't happen."

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (GaqMa)

96 So, does she look good enough for someone to be interested in taking her 'maidenhood'? I mean, someone besides Shrillary?

Posted by: EROWMER at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (kxlCQ)

97 Somebody needs a flush at the State Dept,,

Posted by: clemenza

The whole Dept needs to disappear. They have been traitorous, anti-American pieces of shit for decades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (QKbPo)

98 78 So, what will Hugo be wearing in his coffin?

apparently, you will actually get an answer to this question, my friend. seems they're going to put the cancerous bastard's remains on display in perpetuity. could anything be more disgusting??? plus, it's probably giving barky and mooch ideas.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 09:30 PM (AJM+z)

***

I can encapsulate him in clear epoxy. I am only available this week so we have to get started right away.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (SkyIE)

99 I'm willing to be 45-50% of state department, and others have people like this and we're paying their salaries. Where are McCain & Gramnesty to bitch about this? Are they still upset with Rand? I couldn't stop laughing when I read that Graham changed his vote on Brennan from a No to a Yay because of Rand's filibuster. What a childish thing to do, did that accomplish anything? Those two, among others have to go! If you live in NC and AZ find someone tough to primary them. McCain was reelected in 2010? Wasn't he? He's too old, and should retire. Sorry I went O/T but I just read that Graham changed his vote for that reason. Rand Paul's filibuster energized conservatives that were down and those two jerks had to piss it!

Posted by: CarolT at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (z4WKX)

100 *rips open blouse and paints target on right boob* Cut. Jib. Pics??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (sUiAW)

101 *rips open blouse and paints target on right boob*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 09:32 PM (UOM4

Now they are just gonna want pictures. You know that, right?

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (VLG62)

102 I'm sure the UN has some awards lying around in a closet somewhere, help ease Ms Ibrahim's pain

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 07, 2013 05:33 PM (XvrTA)

103 Teh Horde. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:34 PM (UOM48)

104 99 Carol T,

basically what we're seeing is the work history of the assholes I hated in college when I was in high school in speech and debate. This is the "Bill Ayers/Gnome Chompsky Class Project" from hell...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

105 Well actually, They are at war with US.

Apparently though most here don't get that.

They think it's just a matter of "understanding their viewpoint".

Trouble is, their "viewpoint" is that WE should be DEAD.

And they plan to make it so.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2013 05:34 PM (qyv02)

106 Posted by: Jane D'oh

POIDH

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2013 05:34 PM (N2yhW)

107 91 But yet I'm supposed to trust that I won't get droned. Okay then. Posted by: alexthechick - c'mon SMOD at March 07, 2013 09:32 PM (Gk3SS) Questioning your betters? That's a Drone Strike.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

108 by here, I meant the US.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (qyv02)

109 I can encapsulate him in clear epoxy. I am only available this week so we have to get started right away.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 07, 2013 09:33 PM (SkyIE)

If only you had done so about fifteen years ago...

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (VLG62)

110 We should eliminate the State Department totally. Let's be honest the only reason other countries listen to us, or used to, is because State was backed up by the overwhelming power of the Defense Department. Let Defense handle all State matters. Well I mean once we get rid of hagel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (9Bj8R)

111 Wait - Graham mocked and berated Paul for not trusting Obama this morning and then later today accused Obama of being sneaky and going against his word?
He really is Irony's bitch, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (QEUX+)

112 Aw fuck, I got #hacked! Didn't mean to declare war on you Yanks.

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (+iA5G)

113 Give this to a Jew congressman.

Posted by: clemenza at March 07, 2013 05:35 PM (ZQNq7)

114 ghost of teej did you get my last one on the SMOD thread?

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (0PiQ4)

115 O'Reilly = squirrel finds nut

Hannity = hair gel

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (UOM48)

116

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

Acknowledging the existence of drone strikes?! That's a drone strike. (For national security, it poses an imminent threat. After all the Muslims might get mad if they suspected us of drone strikes.)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (GaqMa)

117 Regarding Bill Richardson on Hannity:

I have often thought that the reason he (and also Jesse Jackson) were successful in all their Third World negotiations is because they were actually arms dealers who were promising shipments in return for letting hostages go.

I do not think this is a crazy suspicion.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (GoIUi)

118 I don't want to sound too cynical or anything, but my standard assumption about almost anything I hear or read in "mainstream media" is that I am being propagandized (i.e. lied to) in some way. Like a wily Pravda reader of old, the fun part is figuring out how and why.

Posted by: Skyway Moaters at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (jNNWD)

119 Don't women come equipped with two bulls eyes?

I've forgotten it's been so long.

Pics? *drool*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (qyv02)

120 This chick can scissor!!

Posted by: Michelle Oh! Oh! Oh! at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (wIgpo)

121 107 BC1981,

the nice thing about the new America is if you like your inbound drone strike you can keep your inbound drone strike...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

122 Again, I want the names of: 1 whoever the fuck nominated her 2 whoever the fuck approved it #aintapologizingtonodamnjooooooos

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (5PMD3)

123 Drown the damn bitch

Posted by: Checker Chubby at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (lD8ju)

124 'Good on her for not going along with their proposed Hagel Strategy of just claiming "I've learned so much since then... I talked to Chuck Schumer for five minutes and now I love the Hebrews." ' Yeah, sincere hatred of Joos is so much more admirable than the kind you get from phonies like Hagel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (2sRDT)

125 Once again the Zero/Hildebeast State Dept comes off looking like a bunch of Junior high amateurs. And thats because they are.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2013 05:36 PM (xX+d4)

126 @48 New York has a Flushing, why not Foggy Bottom?

Posted by: Thorvald at March 07, 2013 05:37 PM (1V6Pv)

127 I have often thought that the reason he (and also Jesse Jackson) were successful in all their Third World negotiations is because they were actually arms dealers who were promising shipments in return for letting hostages go. I do not think this is a crazy suspicion. Posted by: Miss Marple at March 07, 2013 09:36 PM (GoIUi) Well that and tittie magazines

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:37 PM (9Bj8R)

128 My big question remains unanswered. Do you like my puffy face?

Posted by: Samira Ibrahim at March 07, 2013 05:37 PM (hhsyr)

129 *rips open blouse and paints target on right boob*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 09:32 PM (UOM4

Well, let's take a look over here, damn, BRB, BUNK!!!!!

Posted by: Drone 432A5ZF Operator at March 07, 2013 05:37 PM (Zd/NW)

130 hacked again! t

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2013 05:38 PM (0PiQ4)

131 Why hasn't the Muzzie bitch been stoned yet?

For the first time in my life, I'm all for a stonin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:38 PM (UOM48)

132 Sickening truth - State was saying "We don't care what you said, just pretend to be sorry and the award is yours."

Posted by: angler at March 07, 2013 05:38 PM (jUCwg)

133 Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 09:33 PM (VLG62) Aren't you supposed to be at Hot Air?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

134 have the blithering idiots who always claim they were hacked notice that defense never seems to work?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:39 PM (9Bj8R)

135 125 maddog,

the problem is MD we're losing to them...

Davey "porn stache" Axelturk and Jumping Jim "Gacy" Messina rolled us with the help of spigot cities...

still wrapping my head around what this means vis a vis "America"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:39 PM (LRFds)

136 For the first time in my life, I'm all for a stonin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 09:38 PM (UOM4

I thought that if she was a really good little muzzie, she should have demanded to be stoned after having her virginity forceably checked. If she wasn't just a two-bit hater, that is. If she really, really was a good muzzie.

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:39 PM (VLG62)

137 I need to drink more. This administration is going to be my death. Either by drone, or liver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:39 PM (UOM48)

138 Aren't you supposed to be at Hot Air?

oh, that's gonna leave a mark . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (AJM+z)

139 Aren't you supposed to be at Hot Air?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 09:38 PM (GEICT)

That had been discussed, but it smells bad over there and the booze is rail. Here we get the quality valu-rite, and it comes with bacon. So, I'mma stayin'.

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (VLG62)

140 Hi, Peaches!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (UOM48)

141 story of my life...so I posted the link to the RPG maker being on sale on Steam...and missed the sale...

as Howard Dean says "YEARGHHH"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

142 Lesson: always Tweet in a hack-free zone.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (dZnxf)

143 I bet she's not a virgin either.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2013 09:19 PM (p/cQy)

Bad news: she blew the virginity test. Good news: she blew the virginity tester.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2013 05:40 PM (673KB)

144 Who wants to see an enabled Chavez forever? They should bury him. Will Drudge have a picture on his site of him? I hope not.

Posted by: CarolT at March 07, 2013 05:41 PM (z4WKX)

145 138 Peaches,

wait a sec I'm confused...did someone mainline some Mini Soota Nice while i was gone today?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)

146 Ode to Hillary Are you gonna take me home tonight Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Foggy bottom girl you make the rockin' world go round Foggy bottom girl you make the rockin' world go round

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:41 PM (5PMD3)

147 Jane!!!! Hope you are having an even marginally better day than yesterday. Mine sucked donkey balls, but whatever, it's over.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:41 PM (AJM+z)

148

Mmmm - mmm -mmm! I'm spent ... like your tax dollars. Suck it serfs!

Posted by: Michelle Oh! Oh! Oh! at March 07, 2013 05:42 PM (wIgpo)

149 "I refuse to apologize to the Zionist lobby in America regarding my previous anti-Zionist statements under pressure from American government therefore they withdrew the award.Â” Wait, didn't the state department say that they "postponed" the award, not that they "withdrew" it? Why, it's almost like there's no honor among joo hating political hacks. I mean, if you can't trust joo hating political hacks to give it to you straight, who can you trust?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 05:42 PM (2sRDT)

150 I've seen this kind of hacking, where they leave their phone logged in and their friends post embarrassing stuff.

Posted by: Up with people! at March 07, 2013 05:42 PM (A7Wh1)

151 Snarky is as snarky does, or blogs, or says, or something like that...

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:43 PM (VLG62)

152 I won't believe the hack story until she tweets a penor pic.

Posted by: Bosk at March 07, 2013 05:43 PM (QkFee)

153 144 Who wants to see an enabled Chavez forever? They should bury him. Will Drudge have a picture on his site of him? I hope not. Posted by: CarolT I think the century old practice is to decapitate him and bury his head with him at his feet.

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:43 PM (5PMD3)

154 Fuck. Lightning score. 1-1.

Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2013 05:43 PM (+iA5G)

155 Bad news: she blew the virginity test. Good news: she blew the virginity tester.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2013 09:40 PM (673KB) As Allah is my witness, I DID NOT!!!11!!1

Posted by: Samira Ibrahim at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (hhsyr)

156 Hey, remember those nerdy Egyptians who spearhead the revolution from around the globe using social media? Whatever happened to them? Did we give them awards too, or have they disappeared?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (QEUX+)

157 Ms Puma if you're lurking wife was quite happy w/riding bean on DVD...wife and I were courting back in ~'91-'92 and she said (while I was still in MACHO soldierly Sven mode) "he's just like you almost indestructible".....

well "yeah" *almost*

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

158 L, elle, not if you put it up after I plugged my phone in and got in a hot bath._

Posted by: teej at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (/tk/V)

159 Mine sucked donkey balls, but whatever, it's over.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 09:41 PM (AJM+z)

So, the donkey apparently had a good time. So there's that.

Posted by: tcn at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (VLG62)

160 What's the award? Trophy? Certificate of thanks? Medal? Cash?.....I wanna know.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (HtUkt)

161 Oh, sven, I did indeed get my fed tax refund EFT in my account yesterday, just as they promised. Mailed my returns on 2/15, so that is pretty darn good, even if it kills me to say it. And, it will take some of the sting out of paying for this fancy-pants new computer I bought. win-win

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:44 PM (AJM+z)

162 "6 I wonder what McCain and Graham think?" They're probably busy reminiscing about last evenings date night with His Awesomeness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 05:45 PM (2sRDT)

163 Hey, can't we all just be friends

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 07, 2013 05:45 PM (dvLAs)

164 the problem is MD we're losing to them...

Davey "porn stache" Axelturk and Jumping Jim "Gacy" Messina rolled us with the help of spigot cities...

still wrapping my head around what this means vis a vis "America"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 09:39 PM (LRFds)

That vote has got to be akin to voting the retarded girl prom queen. She ain't purty, she ain't smart, she ain't talented, she's just bug eyed stupid, but you feel sorry for her. Ya think?

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2013 05:45 PM (xX+d4)

165 162 Peaches,

hey I'm glad...I got my Indiana refund miniscule as it was compared to our main Federal at any rate next week while I'm trying to figure out legal limits to my flexibility on dwelling here while we're gone I may go over withholding theory.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

166 So, the donkey apparently had a good time. So there's that. Due to popular demand Ace will have a weekend bestiality thread, right after Andy's gun thread.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 05:46 PM (sUiAW)

167 165 MadDog,

yeah...but in the valley of the rejected losers the one IQ point SCOAMF is king...or something

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

168 Has Schumer giver her a character reference yet?

Posted by: Ook? at March 07, 2013 05:47 PM (OQpzc)

169 WWMD - What Would McCain Do?

Posted by: Checker Chubby at March 07, 2013 05:47 PM (lD8ju)

170 Preproduction is underway, talks have begun with Sean Penn's agent: they want him not to reprise, exactly, his role in "Milk" (200

, but to play this new role with the same feeling. They're going to call it "Methanal", the systematic name for formaldehyde (the simplest aldehyde). Slated to be sort of a necrophilic "Yentl".

Posted by: Thorvald at March 07, 2013 05:47 PM (1V6Pv)

171
apparently, you will actually get an answer to this question, my friend. seems they're going to put the cancerous bastard's remains on display in perpetuity. could anything be more disgusting??? plus, it's probably giving barky and mooch ideas.

Will his uh....nethers be preserved in a permanently aroused state so that Jimmy and Sean can worship their fallen hero in the manner in which they've grown accustomed?

Posted by: Bob Menendez at March 07, 2013 05:48 PM (eyJh9)

172 Schumers apparently OK with that whole Tel Aviv bus bombing thing..

Posted by: Checker Chubby at March 07, 2013 05:48 PM (lD8ju)

173 147 Jane!!!! Hope you are having an even marginally better day than yesterday. Mine sucked donkey balls, but whatever, it's over.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 09:41 PM (AJM+z

Thanks, Peaches! Husband made it home from Super Snow Storm Saturn in DC. How he survived, I'll never know.

Life under Obama sucks donkey balls. It's the New Norm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 05:48 PM (UOM48)

174
Ooops. Damn sock.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 07, 2013 05:48 PM (eyJh9)

175 170 Chubby Checker,

I'm gonna refrain...the site here has an NC-17 rating....

I have at least NC-34 worth of rage

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 07, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

176 I think old Hugo would make an excellent batch of buzzard shit. At least, for once in his life, he would be useful.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2013 05:50 PM (xX+d4)

177 Oh goody, real teej I just said I was sorry for keeping you up late and I paid for it today too if that makes you feel better. But the important part was that I did good today. I started praying again. And I included a little prayer for you that you get that lab job you want.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2013 05:50 PM (0PiQ4)

178 I just want to know who fingered her.

Posted by: Tutu at March 07, 2013 05:50 PM (CpWI4)

179 "Someone said he's going to be on display perpetually. God I hope it's Bentham Style: http://goo.gl/2n65j(pic) (FWIW, Bentham preservation requires head removal as a step I'm told) Posted by: tsrblke" They should hire the taxidermist who did Trigger. I hear he's pretty good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 05:50 PM (2sRDT)

180 Suicide methods: 1) blow my brains out with a gun ( legal gun of course) 2) jump off the GW Bridge 3) hold my breath till someone at State apologizes for this fuck up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:50 PM (9Bj8R)

181 Well I guess I'm expected to go search the end of the smod thread. By then it'll be bedtime.

Posted by: teej at March 07, 2013 05:51 PM (/tk/V)

182 "Those dirty Jews hacked me."

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 07, 2013 05:51 PM (F1wnk)

183 I have absolutely no idea who or what this is about. Whatever it is, I hope Ace done good again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 07, 2013 05:51 PM (tOkJB)

184 But the important part was that I did good today. I started praying again. Catholic prayers? ;-).

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 05:51 PM (sUiAW)

185 So is this virginity tester gig like an official thing,,, or can just any male muslim deputize himself on the spot ? Better look into this more thoroughly . brb.

Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2013 05:52 PM (USjX1)

186 So is this virginity tester gig like an official thing,,, or can just any male muslim deputize himself on the spot ? Better look into this more thoroughly . brb.

Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2013 05:52 PM (USjX1)

187 I think Grahams is from SC no NC, sorry. That little twerp has to be primaries and defeated or to be separated from his senate twin McCain. I have been impressed when Graham has been tough, especially when he's alone without McCain hanging around him.

Posted by: CarolT at March 07, 2013 05:52 PM (z4WKX)

188 That was awkward, awkward.

Posted by: Al at March 07, 2013 05:52 PM (V70Uh)

189 They should hire the taxidermist who did Trigger. I hear he's pretty good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 09:50 PM (2sRDT)

I expect hes pretty dead. Trigger has been stuffed around 40 years.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2013 05:53 PM (xX+d4)

190 NO!!! teej, I rewrote it for you. ^^^^^^^^ read up above

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2013 05:53 PM (0PiQ4)

191 Ooops. I blame the joooos.

Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2013 05:53 PM (USjX1)

192 We apologise again for the #hacks in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Posted by: Majestic Møøse Credits, Ltd. at March 07, 2013 05:53 PM (eHIJJ)

193 Graham is from SC. I am looking forward to voting for someone else in the primary.

Posted by: Al at March 07, 2013 05:53 PM (V70Uh)

194 I would like to formally thank whoever fixed the bad-acid thread refresh situation, that was fuckin' horrible.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 05:54 PM (AJM+z)

195 *fires a spitball at the back of Bannion's head* *whistles* Oh, hi there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

196 So is the attempted State Dept. whitewashing going to disappear to make room for more important stories like Kelly Osbourne and Justin Bieber's health issues?

Posted by: Xavier at March 07, 2013 05:56 PM (T2oeP)

197

We should eliminate the State Department totally. Let's be honest the only reason other countries listen to us, or used to, is because State was backed up by the overwhelming power of the Defense Department. Let Defense handle all State matters.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 09:35 PM (9Bj8R)

DoD: "Sure is a nice country you got here (diarrhea and all). Sure would be a shame if anything was to happen to it."

And one more thing: if/when we hit Ctrl-Alt-Del on this republic, we need to go back to the name "War Department," not the pussified "Department of Defense," which name is just an RCH above "Department of Peace."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 05:56 PM (IDSI7)

198 My bourbon stash has been hacked ...

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2013 05:56 PM (YpjaN)

199 Anthony Weiner loves him some Mooslim chicks

Posted by: Checker Chubby at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (lD8ju)

200 Ahem. Mr. Chairman. ::: nods ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (sUiAW)

201 hi sean. again. hi. before the election, I finally figured out how to pray. I haven't been able to since that horrible, terrible day. But, I picked it back up today! so, things are getting better for me.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (0PiQ4)

202 ...now I love the Hebrews Who doesn't? They plumb when you cook 'em!

Posted by: Bubba from County at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (5PMD3)

203 we need to go back to the name "War Department," not the pussified "Department of Defense," which name is just an RCH above "Department of Peace." Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 09:56 PM (IDSI7) Sounds like a plan to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (9Bj8R)

204 Chuck Hagel's going to need an admin assistant, eh? She sounds like a perfect fit.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 07, 2013 05:57 PM (k4bdL)

205 Not sure the DOD would be any better. Anyone seen any of the recruiting commercials lately. Since when was the Navy in the business of social fairness? Enough to gag a maggot.

Posted by: maddogg at March 07, 2013 05:58 PM (xX+d4)

206 Carney has issued a clarification:

"President Obama, in spite of what this clearly deranged woman claims, is not an agent of ZOG. We hope she dies in a fire for trying to embarrass the president this way."

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 07, 2013 05:58 PM (/gHaE)

207 186I just want to know who fingered her. FBI. Female body inspectors!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 07, 2013 05:58 PM (hhsyr)

208 The Brattleboro Democratic Women's Committee stands in solidarity with the people of Palestine and in opposition to violent Zionism. JUSTICE!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 07, 2013 05:58 PM (nranl)

209 I found it kid. And thank you. Stay after it. There really is a Big Guy, so to speak up there. And as a way of saying thanks, here's another one for ya. Eric Clapton with The Band at a concert called The Last Waltz. The song is Further On Up the Road. Should be on u tube. Goodnight young lady. Goodnight Horde. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at March 07, 2013 05:59 PM (RYVE/)

210 202 Ahem. Mr. Chairman. ::: nods :::: Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 09:57 PM (sUiAW) Sergeant at Arms. That Marginally Honorable thing was very accurate. Your Chairman can be......a bit juvenile.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

211 Hey obama, this little scrunt isn't gonna foul up my demand, urh request to you to let the Blind Shiek go is it?

Posted by: President Morsi at March 07, 2013 05:59 PM (9Bj8R)

212 ... I would also like my parrot stuffed and put on my shoulder for all eternity...

Posted by: Hugo's last will and testament at March 07, 2013 06:00 PM (rdy8w)

213 Carney, you're nuts, we own Obama.

Posted by: ZOG at March 07, 2013 06:00 PM (/gHaE)

214 But the news sparked criticism from Republican senators Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte, who said Thursday the Obama administration's decision to bring Abu Ghaith to court in New York is wrong, "sneaky" and against the will of Congress.
Graham says Abu Ghaith is clearly an enemy combatant and should have been sent straight to the Guantanamo Bay detainee facility in Cuba for extended questioning.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 09:31 PM (9Bj8R)

Easy solution: Give Ghaith American citizenship, then drone his ass. That eliminates the messy 'due process' nonsense....

Posted by: joejm65 at March 07, 2013 06:00 PM (UZuc4)

215 She has bigger balls than Hagel. Imagine the implications for US military and weep.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2013 06:01 PM (RIg+t)

216 That Marginally Honorable thing was very accurate. Your Chairman can be......a bit juvenile. Here at the HQ we prefer our scamps lovable....and our breasts large.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 06:01 PM (sUiAW)

217 gee can't wait till obama goes to Israel. how many ways can he fuck that one up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 06:01 PM (9Bj8R)

218

... I would also like my parrot stuffed and put on my shoulder for all eternity...

Never mind that. .. I would like this greasy cocksucker stuffed and put underneath my ass for all eternity ...

Posted by: Hugo's parrot at March 07, 2013 06:01 PM (IDSI7)

219 But the news sparked criticism from Republican senators Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte, who said Thursday the Obama administration's decision to bring Abu Ghaith to court in New York is wrong, "sneaky" and against the will of Congress.
Graham says Abu Ghaith is clearly an enemy combatant and should have been sent straight to the Guantanamo Bay detainee facility in Cuba for extended questioning.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2013 09:31 PM (9Bj8R)

This is probably the new way of doing things: instead of closing Gitmo, they won't send anyone else there.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 07, 2013 06:02 PM (usDF9)

220 Give Ghaith American citizenship, then drone his ass.

Dood. Call me. You're going places!

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 07, 2013 06:02 PM (/gHaE)

221 Hugo's body will only stay on display until the current asshats are overthrown, then he will be put in some government storage building to never be seen again.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2013 06:03 PM (Zd/NW)

222 and good on her for inadvertently exposing the cocksucking liars at State

Posted by: soothsayer at March 07, 2013 06:03 PM (vuIm8)

223

Graham says Abu Ghaith is clearly an enemy combatant and should have been sent straight to the Guantanamo Bay detainee facility in Cuba for ~~extended questioning~~ execution.

FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 06:03 PM (IDSI7)

224 Here at the HQ we prefer our scamps lovable....and our breasts large. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 10:01 PM (sUiAW) http://tinyurl.com/asbhb2o

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

225

Shit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 06:03 PM (IDSI7)

226 Did that fix it? Sorry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 06:04 PM (IDSI7)

227 Mask slips on. Mask slips off.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 07, 2013 06:04 PM (uff2W)

228 fuck, we're back to the bad acid refresh. ima go watch jeopardy. l8r, g8rs

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 06:05 PM (AJM+z)

229 Perfectly understandable. She was just upset by a YouTube video.

Posted by: SCOAMF Search Committee at March 07, 2013 06:05 PM (Ale7o)

230 228 Did that fix it? Sorry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 10:04 PM (IDSI7)=

The Barrel's over there--------->

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 06:05 PM (UOM48)

231
This is probably the new way of doing things: instead of closing Gitmo, they won't send anyone else there.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 07, 2013 10:02 PM (usDF9)

They are probably still sending detainees to Gitmo, but UBL's kin is a big PR move for them.

Remember with these asshats, PR is more important than national security.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 07, 2013 06:06 PM (Zd/NW)

232 Here at the HQ we prefer our scamps lovable....and our breasts large.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 10:01 PM (sUiAW)

Stick it in your ear.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (not large, but wonderful anyway) at March 07, 2013 06:06 PM (usDF9)

233 Shit, I might as well just set up housekeeping in the goddamned barrel. Blame Dewar's!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 06:06 PM (IDSI7)

234 Is little Miss Joo Hater lying about the virginity testing too? Egyptian Military clears 'Virginity Test Doctor' via al Jizzeera: http://scoamf.us/7K

Posted by: Dinah Lord at March 07, 2013 06:06 PM (46UXb)

235 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT) Close. But in the immortal words of Wyatt from "Weird Science"....... Give her the knee shooters.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 06:07 PM (sUiAW)

236 Rand is on with Greta. And I think I'll take some sleep aid and go to bed.

Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 06:07 PM (UOM48)

237 Night, Jane! God bless, girl.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2013 06:08 PM (AJM+z)

238 Night Peaches! Back at ya!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2013 06:09 PM (UOM48)

239 It's like a grotesque Scooby Doo cartoon episode. We rip off Obama's mask and we find...Old Man Smithers! But when we take off Old Man Smithers mask...it's Karl Marx! But when we remove Karl Marx's mask... it's Adolph Hitler! And when we take off Adolph Hitler's mask...we find the BBC pedophile rapist Jimmy Seville! It never ends. This world needs an enema.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 07, 2013 06:09 PM (CXoSL)

240
Hey! That didn't take long. There are already pictures of the mouldering lump of decaying flesh, (formerly known as Hugo Chavez), in his coffin on the internets.

Serious guys, is that his real hair? Only his embalmist knows for sure.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 07, 2013 06:09 PM (eyJh9)

241

Well..... because of our /choke/ Muslim Outrreach program the President ordered us to do....

We would like to give her the brand new NASA " Ralph Cramden's To The Moon Alice" Award.

Posted by: Old time NASA guy... at March 07, 2013 06:10 PM (lZBBB)

242 "144 Who wants to see an enabled Chavez forever? They should bury him. Will Drudge have a picture on his site of him? Posted by: CarolT" I dunno. Can't be much worse than that picture of Jimmie Carter's bastard son, I mean Lindsey Graham, in the sidebar.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 06:10 PM (2sRDT)

243 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am (not large, but wonderful anyway) at March 07, 2013 10:06 PM (usDF9)[/i However..... We remain open to other possibilities upon submission of suitable photographic evidence ..l

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 06:10 PM (sUiAW)

244 @244 That has to be 'shopped, doesn't it?

Posted by: Thorvald at March 07, 2013 06:11 PM (1V6Pv)

245

Posted by: soothsayer at March 07, 2013 10:09 PM (CXoSL)

Wow.... kinda like the LooneyToons movie I did?

Posted by: Brenden Frasier at March 07, 2013 06:11 PM (lZBBB)

246 http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/rand-pauls-new-friends From one of McCain's aides: "Senator McCain is obviously well aware of the politics of this - he just doesn't care," said one McCain aide. "He's doing what he thinks is right. Unlike many of these guys, he's actually been involved in a few national security debates over the years. He knows that jumping on the Rand Paul black helicopters crazytrain isn't good for our Party or our country, no matter what Twitter says." Fuck. John. McCain.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

247

205 we need to go back to the name "War Department," not the pussified "Department of Defense," which name is just an RCH above "Department of Peace."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2013 09:56 PM (IDSI7)

Note.... we have not actualy WON a War since the name change...

Korea? Tie... Viet Nam? Military victory with Politcal Loss... Desert Storm? Premature uh... ending... Iraq? Juries out but not lookin great.... Afganistan? We're leavin and the Jihadis know it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2013 06:16 PM (lZBBB)

248 "61 What's the award? Trophy? Certificate of thanks? Medal? Cash?.....I wanna know. Posted by: BignJames" It's a wood plaque, and comes with a nice basket of muffins. Geez, I'm jonesing for some of those Big Apple Bagels muffins.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 07, 2013 06:16 PM (2sRDT)

249 Here at the HQ we prefer our scamps lovable....and our breasts ~~large.~~ Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2013 10:01 PM (sUiAW) Fixed it.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 07, 2013 06:22 PM (pC72t)

250 New creatively misspelled ONT up.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 07, 2013 06:22 PM (pC72t)

251 From one of McCain's aides:

"Senator McCain is obviously well aware of the politics of this - he just doesn't care," said one McCain aide. "He's doing what he thinks is right. Unlike many of these guys, he's actually been involved in a few national security debates over the years. He knows that jumping on the Rand Paul black helicopters crazytrain isn't good for our Party or our country, no matter what Twitter says."

Fuck. John. McCain.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)

I never got the 'black helicopter' vibe from the filibuster. This aide is way out of line with that statement.

Posted by: joejm65 at March 07, 2013 06:23 PM (UZuc4)

252 But Obama and the Mrs and Kerry really, really would like to give her the award anyway--it's just not the best optic......at this time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2013 06:38 PM (g7q64)

253 Would somebody please tell me why our State Department is even issuing the International Women of Courage award? Could there be anything more useless, pointless and utterly devoid of any value to we citizens? Gee, looks like something that could be readily done away with without a smidgen of discomfort... anywhere

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 07, 2013 06:39 PM (Jcd0S)

254 Senator McCain knows loads about security!!! Why, his wife employs none but the finest to guard her beer distributorships...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 07, 2013 06:42 PM (Jcd0S)

255 Dear State Dept, This "victim" cheered the deaths of Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty Tyrone Woods. WAKE THE FUCK UP! Sincerely, Your Employers.

Posted by: Ed at March 07, 2013 06:42 PM (o6hud)

256 "Hitler didn't go far enough. with the Jews...." Ibrahim. "Whoops. My twitter account was hacked.....I meant to say, "I hate you, you Zionist pigs. Gimme my award NOW." Translated by "Andy" who went to college in the Mideast and speaks Arabic.

Posted by: fenelonSpoke at March 07, 2013 06:51 PM (g7q64)

257 Would somebody please tell me why our State Department is even issuing the International Women of Courage award? Could there be anything more useless, pointless and utterly devoid of any value to we citizens?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 07, 2013 10:39 PM (Jcd0S)

The useless State Dept issuing a useless award? I'm detecting a symmetry here.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 07, 2013 06:53 PM (3eAAO)

258

I would like to nominate Rhianna for an International Women of Courage Award for sticking with her wife beating husband.

....Or is that just stupidity?

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 07, 2013 07:23 PM (4ABat)

259 "Translated by "Andy" who went to college in the Mideast and speaks Arabic." Nice to be remembered, lol. Way too easy to get under you guy's skin.

Posted by: Andrew at March 07, 2013 08:10 PM (HS3dy)

260 "We know that in stressful situations the state department sorta freezes and fails to make proper decisions."

Now what would make you say a thing like that?

Posted by: Chris Stevens at March 07, 2013 08:14 PM (Kz60W)

261

<quote>Zionist has become rather clapped-out as a euphemism for Jew. Can't she use "rootless cosmopolitan" or something else interesting?</quote>

I believe Stalin (probably one of her heroes) used "stateless cosmopolite".

I believe her pals in the National [Pedophile] Alliance (who'd just as soon gas her as Diane Feinstein) use the term "Khazar". For example, "That money grubbing Khazar reported me to the police for my kiddie porn stash and meth lab!"

This is what happens when you put Chicagoans in positions of national power. It's no coincidence that Frank "I hate Chicago Nazis" Collin and Louis Farrakhan both found Chicago such a congenial environment.

Posted by: Chris Morton at March 08, 2013 09:05 AM (NO075)

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