November 27, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving's Eve Open Thread
— Ace

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Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM | Comments (501)
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1 I'm thankful for this thread!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:29 PM (MpP9p)

2 I'm thankful for Morons and Moronettes.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2013 04:29 PM (Ua6T/)

3 I am thankful that I know how to disappear.. watch this.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 27, 2013 04:30 PM (qQk+U)

4 I'm thankful for Morons and Moronettes. Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2013 08:29 PM (Ua6T/) Ditto!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:30 PM (MpP9p)

5 Happy Thanksgiving to you all....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 27, 2013 04:30 PM (9+ccr)

6 *eyes platter* I'm thankful I'm not a turkey.

Posted by: Woodstock at November 27, 2013 04:30 PM (Vk31K)

7 I'm thankful I don't have to cook another bloody thanksgiving dinner. Not that the first one was bloody, but it took a lot of hard work.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 27, 2013 04:31 PM (N/cFh)

8
Halt!

Who goes thar?

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:32 PM (NLH1M)

9 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 27, 2013 08:31 PM (N/cFh) And she knows how to do a Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:32 PM (MpP9p)

10

I'm thankful for my big, giant cock ... which I use to beat ungrateful people with about the face and head.

Until they, too, are grateful of my cock. And other things in their lives as well.

But mostly my cock. For making them see the light.

 

Posted by: Warden at November 27, 2013 04:32 PM (E1Pa2)

11 my boobs are ok?

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 04:33 PM (j7iSn)

12 I'm grateful for the first Pilgrim who had the foresight to drive the Paleolithic occupiers from the current site of my summer cottage. Without Miles Standish, I might he stuck summering on the North Shore!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 04:33 PM (ZshNr)

13 I'm grateful for the Horde! There are a few exceptions, but I enjoy this blog the most.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 04:33 PM (z4WKX)

14 I'm thankful that no matter how disastrous my policies are, I can always call them glitches. And some people even believe that.

Posted by: Barrack Obama, Swashbuckler Extraordinaire at November 27, 2013 04:33 PM (JQuNB)

15 Sorry for the downer earlier in the Greenwald thread, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving, instead. I'll be waiting for UPS deliveries from my Mom tomorrow (yes, they deliver on US Thanksgiving in Canada) and cooking a turkey just to spite the Canucks who have Thanksgiving WAY TOO DAMN EARLY.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 04:34 PM (bTnE9)

16 Thank You, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 04:34 PM (z4WKX)

17 To be fair, there was a lot of participation from the guests. Like the booze that ended getting poured down my throat.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 27, 2013 04:34 PM (N/cFh)

18 Happy pre Thanksgiving coma well wishes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 04:34 PM (787tI)

19 I am thankful that I have skills that will be valuable in Barter Town.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2013 04:35 PM (AO9UG)

20 10 I'm thankful for my big, giant cock ... which I use to beat ungrateful people with about the face and head. Until they, too, are grateful of my cock. And other things in their lives as well. But mostly my cock. For making them see the light. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 27, 2013 04:35 PM (JQuNB)

21
I am thankful for Joan Walsh playing the Straight Man for Ace.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:35 PM (KwX0v)

22 Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 08:34 PM (bTnE9) Happy late T'giving from a fellow Canuck!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:35 PM (MpP9p)

23 I too am thankful for everyone here, all the rons and ettes and the fine co-bloggers who keep me informed on all things military political cultural intellectual and starry. And last but not least our amazing host Ace who never fails to make me either laugh or think and sometimes both at once.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 04:36 PM (RZ8pf)

24 I'm grateful for the occasional priapism

Posted by: Beto at November 27, 2013 04:36 PM (MhA4j)

25 Told you I could disappear.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 27, 2013 04:36 PM (qQk+U)

26 Oh, sweet, goodness and holiday spirit.
peace on earth and caring

Posted by: Sleepy Time Temp Agency at November 27, 2013 04:37 PM (DbEoL)

27 I'm very thankful for my life, my health, my family, the HQ for an island of insane sanity in a dicked up world, and for the fact that as I work on Friday, I won't have to answer the phone and deal with government employees looking to get something for free.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 04:37 PM (bTnE9)

28 >>> I am thankful that I have skills that will be valuable in Barter Town. Sorry, the brothel is full.

Posted by: Dr Dealgood at November 27, 2013 04:37 PM (Ua6T/)

29 I'm thankful that wampum is readily available in the event of economic collapse.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 04:37 PM (ZshNr)

30 Bob Dole is grateful for erections that last more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 27, 2013 04:37 PM (E1Pa2)

31 I am thankful for MoronNation.  All y'all, and your little dogs, too! 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:38 PM (8lmkt)

32 Grognard did you get any more information on what happened.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 04:38 PM (RZ8pf)

33 I am thankful for Peruvia and its many fine cultural and technological contributions to Mankind.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2013 04:38 PM (AO9UG)

34 i'm thankful for Da Cubbies who will win the world series next year

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 04:38 PM (JFrBt)

35 Happy late T'giving from a fellow Canuck! Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 08:35 PM (MpP9p) Thanks! I'm actually American in Canuckistan, and not far from EoJ geographically, either. I DO like getting turkey dinners 3 x in the 4th quarter of the year, however.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (bTnE9)

36 Happy Thanksgiving ace, and the rest of the horde. Not so sure about Jeff B.

Posted by: Ronster at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (Rru72)

37 My blood pressure is 80/120. That's good, right? Yeah, so I'm thankful for that. And mutual masturbation. I've always been thankful for that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (JQuNB)

38 Hey, thanks ace and all you smart fuckers that write better than I can paint. Happy Thanksgiving all!

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (ahBY0)

39
Happy Thanksgiving my friends of the HQ.

Peace on Earth to Men of Goodwill.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (caCiW)

40 Don't take it Charlie Brown... that is the turkey that is Obamacare.

Posted by: phreshone at November 27, 2013 04:39 PM (Pr6hk)

41 Grognard did you get any more information on what happened. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 08:38 PM (RZ8pf) A little. The police believe it was suicide. Which makes me absolutely furious. But, I thank God he just did himself and not his whole family.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 04:40 PM (bTnE9)

42
my boobs are ok?

Enter.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:40 PM (NLH1M)

43 Sorry, the brothel is full. Posted by: Dr Dealgood at November 27, 2013 08:37 PM (Ua6T/) ow ow ow

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 04:40 PM (j7iSn)

44 I'm thankful that Marcie has the sweetest scamper I have ever dived!

Posted by: Peppermint Patty at November 27, 2013 04:40 PM (BXLPR)

45 I'm thankful I'm not the worst POTUS ever anymore.

Posted by: Jimmah Cartah at November 27, 2013 04:40 PM (xKK9v)

46 I'm thankful that the Little Red Headed Girl really likes it up the squeekhole!

Posted by: Charlie Brown at November 27, 2013 04:41 PM (BXLPR)

47 What PGiS said. I'm lazy, I baked all day and ran errands.

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 04:41 PM (x8AwZ)

48
And happy Chanukah to my Jewish friends living inside my computer.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:41 PM (vanqS)

49 Holy crap, I did not notice that this was an Ace thread.  Ace, what can I say, I love you, man, and if you didn't have this place here and put up with my shit, my life would be a very cold and lonely place.  I am extremely thankful for you.  I suppose, having said that, I should go hit the tip jar.  Oh, what the heck, why not?

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:41 PM (8lmkt)

50 That's awful Grognard such a horrible situation for his wife and kids.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 04:41 PM (RZ8pf)

51 I'm thankful that Woodstock and his buddies are tighter than the chicken.

Posted by: Snoopy at November 27, 2013 04:42 PM (BXLPR)

52 May the wishbone of justice forever splinter on the other side.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 04:42 PM (ZshNr)

53 I am thankful new U.S. passports no longer come with a Hillary centerfold.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2013 04:42 PM (AO9UG)

54
What's this?

A sequel to 300 is in the works?

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (BUcLz)

55 >>> ow ow ow Not as cold as it sounded. That was his line in the movie.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (Ua6T/)

56 I'm thankful that Franklin hasn't banged Lucy yet because you know what they say.

Posted by: Schroeder at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (BXLPR)

57 I'm thankful for the biggest turkey ever.

Posted by: Prezbo at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (RqeIG)

58 I'm thankful that, for one day, I won't be the bird getting stuffed.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (xKK9v)

59 I'm thankful that I'm not a chimp in a cage with wooden crates and some bananas dangling from the ceiling ... cause w/o the ice cream, nuts, cherry, and whip cream, bananas are jut so meh ...

Posted by: Zira at November 27, 2013 04:43 PM (jdRXP)

60 I'm so thankful for Joe Biden. Really.

Posted by: John Kerry, The Supreme Intellectual at November 27, 2013 04:44 PM (JQuNB)

61 I'm thankful for paste!

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 27, 2013 04:44 PM (oFCZn)

62 I'm thankful that Schroeder hasn't found out that I've been banging Franklin. And letting Pig Pen take me down a dirty highway.

Posted by: Lucy at November 27, 2013 04:44 PM (BXLPR)

63 I made the cranberry bourbon sauce from this morning? I had to run out and get the fixings for another batch. The family devoured it. Outstanding!

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 27, 2013 04:45 PM (zurJC)

64 we are thankful for that congenital idiot you dumbasses keep electing.  try the goat, it's delicious!  even better once we cook it . . .

Posted by: Mullahs, rofl at November 27, 2013 04:45 PM (8lmkt)

65 I am thankful to GOD for letting us survive another year of ubamba. In the morning, I will bend my rule about drinking before 0900 (naturally that one does not count if drinking all night), and have a stout coffee with bourbon, followed by eggnog. Then I will cook ham n' eggs n' grits for my girls. Afterwards begins the highly technical business of Thanksgiving Day cooking and eating.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 27, 2013 04:45 PM (OONaw)

66 This seems appropriate for a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving thread.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/selection-du-weekend-63-22.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 04:45 PM (787tI)

67 I'm thankful that the Indians brought back to Europe and paraded through the streets , as well as being granted Royal audiences, stimulated the roasted chestnut trade.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

68 I am a cat is what I was told, or am I just a pussy is what I was also told.

Posted by: Mr. Meow Meow at November 27, 2013 04:46 PM (cK0tU)

69 As a Canuck I've already been thankful once this year. But I'm thankful I get to lurk around this funny, snarky, brilliant and profane bunch called the horde. You're a great bunch. Am I allowed to be thankful?

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 27, 2013 04:46 PM (NUBXa)

70 I banged Sally like a toy piano.

Posted by: Schroeder at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (RqeIG)

71 33... oh yeah....fuck the flubs...

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (ahBY0)

72 That's awful Grognard such a horrible situation for his wife and kids. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 08:41 PM That's what is burning us up. I haven't seen him since softball ended in late October, but he never struck me as a guy who was struggling. I think there will be something that comes to light - gambling or business dealings with the wrong crowd, something like that.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (bTnE9)

73 I'm thankful that my brother hasn't caught me rubbing Linus's blanket all over my blonde honeypot.

Posted by: Sally at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (E1Pa2)

74 As a Canuck I've already been thankful once this year. But I'm thankful I get to lurk around this funny, snarky, brilliant and profane bunch called the horde. You're a great bunch. Am I allowed to be thankful? Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 27, 2013 08:46 PM (NUBXa) Of course you are!

Posted by: Vendette, fellow Canuck at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (MpP9p)

75 And a Happy Hanukkah to all morons of the Jewish persuasion. 

Very weird to have it this early, however.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:47 PM (8lmkt)

76
So, who else thinks Tara will be taking a dirt nap next week on Sons Of Anarchy?
Either her or Juice, or both.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (Fely/)

77 Retro network is running the turkey drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (6da/j)

78 That little redhead girl? Yeah, I stuck my beak in that. Suck it, Charlie Brown.

Posted by: Woodstock at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (E1Pa2)

79 Happy T'giving, Peaches! {{{Peaches}}}

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (MpP9p)

80 I'm glad somebody eventually figured the toppings go on top of the pizza.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (AO9UG)

81 I'm thankful that Schroeder hasn't found out that I've been banging Franklin.

And letting Pig Pen take me down a dirty highway.

Posted by: Lucy at November 27, 2013 08:44 PM (BXLPR)



Hey bitch, it takes awhile before the symptons take effect.

Posted by: Pig-Pen who has HIV and HEP-C at November 27, 2013 04:48 PM (cK0tU)

82 {{{{Vendette!!!}}}  Happy Thanksgiving to you, my fine friend!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:49 PM (8lmkt)

83 I'm thankful that it really was just dirt from Pig Pen and not crabs.

Posted by: Lucy at November 27, 2013 04:49 PM (xKK9v)

84 Retro network is running the turkey drop episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. The Classics never go out of style!

Posted by: I drive a Dodge, for God's sake! at November 27, 2013 04:50 PM (jdRXP)

85 I am the thankful that my mom is still with us this holiday season. I know it won't be forever but I cherish every day. Bummer. Lucy Van Pelt has to close her psychiatric stand. Obamacare has forced her out of business.

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 04:50 PM (x8AwZ)

86 I'm thankful that so many in the administration are thankful for me. It's so nice to be among friends who truly value you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2013 04:50 PM (JQuNB)

87 Thanks to Ace and the cob-loggers for the (mostly) thoughtful, insightful and hilarious posts and to the commenters for all the laughs that make my dad ask me what the hell I am reading on the internets.

Posted by: huerfano at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (bAGA/)

88 Gaylord Focker, "As Alinsky is my witness, I thought 404Care would work."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (787tI)

89 I think it's weird that these posts say posted by **** at November 27, yadda yadda.

Posted by: OCD Grammar Chief ON not at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (qWES6)

90 and cooking a turkey just to spite the Canucks who have Thanksgiving WAY TOO DAMN EARLY.
We don't like freezing our giblets off, grognard.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (ZyZIo)

91 I'm thankful that so many in the administration are thankful for me. It's so nice to be among friends who truly value you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2013 08:50 PM (JQuNB)



Well Joe, thank you for being the wingman for stupid.

Posted by: Barry-O at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (cK0tU)

92 I'm thankful for double D batteries.

Posted by: Violet at November 27, 2013 04:51 PM (AO9UG)

93 Hoooooorde!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

94 November is not a place.

Posted by: OCD Grammar Chief ON not at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (qWES6)

95 My balls are ok.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (doBIb)

96 Since my very quiet conversion to Veganism, my next Rolling Stone cover is all but assured. I'm really thankful for that.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (JQuNB)

97 I've been banging Marcy. A lot.

Posted by: Peppermint Patty at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (oFCZn)

98 I, too, am thankful for the HQ. For almost 9 years this has been my go-to site. I love (in a platonic way, of course) Ace, most of the horde, and even the cobs. Yes, all of them. Enjoy your holiday!

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 27, 2013 04:52 PM (1j9qS)

99 I am thankful for the Horde in ways that even interpretative dance cannot convey.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (Gk3SS)

100 Trying not to fixate.

//takes meds//

Posted by: OCD Grammar Chief ON not at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (qWES6)

101 I'm thankful for medication!

Posted by: OCD Grammar Chief ON not at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (qWES6)

102 Oh and I'm also thankful I managed to complete my workout today without suffering injury due to the distraction caused by a hot, fit babe in low-cut top and yoga pants. It hurts to drop a plate on your toes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (PTVhm)

103 I'm also thankful the safe word is "blockhead"

Posted by: Violet at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (AO9UG)

104
1. You guys are really ruining a national treasure that is Peanuts with your tasteless comments.

2. It's funny how, of all people, Charlie Brown's Dildo is not here.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (FC8Yl)

105 BCochran better check with Sean.  Think there is a mission awaiting you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (787tI)

106 You'd think she would be thanking me instead of putting me in the landfill.

Posted by: Val-Jar's personal talking mirror. at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (cK0tU)

107 I am thankful for the Horde in ways that even interpretative dance cannot convey. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 08:53 PM (Gk3SS) And now this place could function without you, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (MpP9p)

108 That's what is burning us up. I haven't seen him since softball ended in late October, but he never struck me as a guy who was struggling. I think there will be something that comes to light - gambling or business dealings with the wrong crowd, something like that. Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 08:47 PM (bTnE9) Hard thing about suicide is that you never see it coming, but when you find out why, you see all the signs. When my best friend from college did it, it was a shock. A year or 2 later a group of us was talking about it, and each of us knew just a little bit that on its own wouldn't have made you think, but when put in total was a big red flag.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 27, 2013 04:53 PM (BXLPR)

109 I'm thankful for double D boobies.

Posted by: El Zopilote at November 27, 2013 04:54 PM (svmta)

110 mpfs, that's great, I am also thankful for you to still have your mom.  {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:54 PM (8lmkt)

111 Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 08:53 PM (MpP9p) Let's replace a letter! "How" this place could function...

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:54 PM (MpP9p)

112 We don't like freezing our giblets off, grognard. Posted by: andycanuck at November 27, 2013 08:51 PM (ZyZIo) It snowed here today....in Upstate SC...before Thanksgiving.....I can't remember that ever happening.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 04:55 PM (j7iSn)

113 105 BCochran better check with Sean. Think there is a mission awaiting you. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:53 PM (787tI) Uh oh. To the email I go. AtC, I'm thankful that the Jags are probably going to get a win this week.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 04:55 PM (GEICT)

Posted by: Dr at November 27, 2013 04:55 PM (RqeIG)

115 Bwa bwa bwa bwaaa bwa bwa.

Posted by: Charlie Brown's Teacher at November 27, 2013 04:55 PM (MMC8r)

116 I'm thankful that I can't hear anything other than Waa Wahh Waaa Wahhh from my teacher. Gives me plausible deniability when I cram it in her turd hamper.  Wrong hole? Oh, thought that's where you said you wanted it.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at November 27, 2013 04:56 PM (E1Pa2)

117 Oh and I'm also thankful I managed to complete my workout today without suffering injury due to the distraction caused by a hot, fit babe in low-cut top and yoga pants.
It hurts to drop a plate on your toes. Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 27, 2013 08:53 PM (PTVhm)


*taps foot*


You know the rules, pics, etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 04:56 PM (Gk3SS)

118 Happy Thanksgiving Peaches & Vendette. A special Happy Thanksgiving to Ace for keeping us amused during these horrible years of The JEF. Also for keeping me informed so that I don't have to turn the television on. Carol Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone! Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 04:56 PM (z4WKX)

119
I may have indicated this before, but I am thankful for pie. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2013 04:56 PM (caCiW)

120 Peaches, Many hugs to you. Are you going to see pops in La Jolla?

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 04:56 PM (x8AwZ)

121 Sigh, I'm thankful that Sally lets me paint her sugar walls, but I really want to redecorate Charlie Browns sitting room, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Linus at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (BXLPR)

122 Happy Thanksgiving, Carol! All the best to you and your family!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (MpP9p)

123 Meow

Posted by: c at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (RqeIG)

124 >>> It snowed here today....in Upstate SC...before Thanksgiving.....I can't remember that ever happening. And you know what caused that?

Posted by: Al G at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (Ua6T/)

125 For EC
http://youtu.be/xDzo2kR9MyY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (787tI)

126 Lotta Canuks here . Hating socialism is universal , I guess .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (XWw96)

127 AtC, I'm thankful that the Jags are probably going to get a win this week.


Thank you we appreciate that. Let's see........Teddy Bridgewater or Manziel, hmmmm.

Posted by: Your, Houston Texans at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (cK0tU)

128 I'm thankful for muskets.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 04:57 PM (ZshNr)

129 And you know what caused that? Posted by: Al G at November 27, 2013 08:57 PM (Ua6T/) Too much methane?

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 04:58 PM (j7iSn)

130 Let's replace a letter!


"How" this place could function... Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 08:54 PM (MpP9p)


*blushes all demure like*   Awwww, that is so sweet.   Untrue, but sweet.

You may have these blondies and this buttercream icing.



AtC, I'm thankful that the Jags are probably going to get a win this week.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)


WILSON, I WILL STICK MY HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT GRAB YOUR SPLEEN AND PULL YOU INSIDE OUT. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 04:58 PM (Gk3SS)

131 125 For EC http://youtu.be/xDzo2kR9MyY Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:57 PM (787tI) She looks different.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 04:58 PM (doBIb)

132 Are you going to see pops in La Jolla?

heh, that was the plan . . . Marine Room (my fave), had a 1:00 reservation . . . sister is sick, we just shitcanned the whole thing about 7 hours ago.  otoh, the driving is brutal, so i'm cool with just laying about in my ratties and watching football all day.  unfortunately, i did not have a chance to get any decent food, didn't think i'd need it.  oh, well.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (8lmkt)

133 OK, Turkey stuffed with limes, butter slices under the skin, bagged up...ready to go at 6AM.

Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (7EbAY)

134 Thank you we appreciate that. Let's see........Teddy Bridgewater or Manziel, hmmmm. Posted by: Your, Houston Texans at November 27, 2013 08:57 PM (cK0tU) *sigh* I know. Only the Jags could win their way into a loss.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

135 Muther fucker

Posted by: Black dude holding the M-203 Grenade launcher in Apocalypse Now! at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (CcNYi)

136 That's global warming for you, BignJames.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (ZyZIo)

137 And you know what caused that? Posted by: Al G ------------------- Not enough people eating meat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 04:59 PM (aDwsi)

138 I'm thankful for unemployment. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT FUCKIN' FAGGOTS!! I'M JUST THANKFUL AS SHIT!!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 27, 2013 05:00 PM (JQuNB)

139 Oh Peaches I wish I was still in cali. I'd tell you to get your butt on the train and get to San Diego!

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 05:00 PM (x8AwZ)

140 WILSON, I WILL STICK MY HAND DOWN YOUR THROAT GRAB YOUR SPLEEN AND PULL YOU INSIDE OUT. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS) BEAST MODE SAYS JAGS ARE EMBARRASSING THIS YEAR. BUT BROWNS EMBARRASSING FOR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:00 PM (GEICT)

141 giant shmooshes to Carol, atc, all you canadian goofballs, AnnaPuma, Mike Hammer, even that black dude with the grenade launcher (that's hot).

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

142
Has anyone here watched ALL the TRANCERS flicks?

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 05:01 PM (8dspl)

143 Peaches, I'm trying to shove a turkey up the USB port for you. The least I can do.

Posted by: Ronster at November 27, 2013 05:01 PM (Rru72)

144 Remember Morons, it's Amateur Night at the bars.  Be very careful driving out there.  Lotsa lousy drunks out and about.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:01 PM (kFnmp)

145 Geez EC so much for thanks giving...  

Well back to writing.  4 hours 2k words?  Might be able to do it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 05:01 PM (787tI)

146 Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 08:58 PM (Gk3SS) *Ponders whether I need a fork or spoon* Naw.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:01 PM (MpP9p)

147 How can you love others if you can't love yourself (at Wal*Mart)?

Posted by: Just Askin' at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (7/um6)

148 Wyatt! How are you?

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (x8AwZ)

149 We don't like freezing our giblets off, grognard. Posted by: andycanuck at November 27, 2013 08:51 PM (ZyZIo) Based on my walk from Union to work and back today, you guys like it just fine.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (bTnE9)

150 Mpfs - Good as can be.  Working, and the morons (small "m") are out in force.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (kFnmp)

151 BEAST MODE SAYS JAGS ARE EMBARRASSING THIS YEAR. BUT BROWNS EMBARRASSING FOR ENTIRE EXISTENCE. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)


*punches you in junk*


Telling the truth is mean.   And the Middle Class. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (Gk3SS)

152 I'm thankful for Horde and Host(s). I'm still not sure whether it's sanity or insanity you provide, but the mix helps keep me going. On another note (since we are ruining childhood memories this evening), what if the cast of "Friends is really just the cast of "Peanuts," all grown up?

Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (P4dpU)

153 Ronster!!!  And Wyatt Earp!  So many awesome morons here.  And, Wyatt, I came home early, while the cops were on shift change.  They don't call me smartypants for nuthin' . . . plus I had a bloody mary at lunch   i never do that!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:02 PM (8lmkt)

154 I'm thankful for unemployment. Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 27, 2013 09:00 PM (JQuNB) I'm not.

Posted by: Mrs. Baldwin at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (MpP9p)

155 MPFS!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (8JJ6O)

156 I am thankful for Ace and all his co bloggers .

Posted by: Tuna at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (M/TDA)

157 *blushes* Thanks Peaches. And the same thoughts for you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (aDwsi)

158 I'm so thankful that many, many people in our culture have no idea what music is.

Posted by: Kenny G at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (JQuNB)

159 PEACHES!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (8JJ6O)

160 Peaches - Bloody Mary: Nature's perfect food. 

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (kFnmp)

161
I am thankful for a kind and loving wife who tolerated me and my peccadilloes for so many years.  She's sleeping with the angel's, but will never be forgotten for her beauty and great tits. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 27, 2013 05:03 PM (pJF+c)

162 PG!!!!!  get over here, let me give you a hug!! 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

163 My gift to the horde. certainly NSFW http://preview.tinyurl.com/kkrcduq

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (bTnE9)

164 Thank you Vendette Alex the Chick, BC1981, I'm sorry I didn't see you were here. Happy Thanksgiving. I don't recognize a lot of people here now, I haven't been here except once this am & yesterday morning. I was very late to last nights ONT & decided to post one or two things & leave.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (z4WKX)

165 *punches you in junk* Telling the truth is mean. And the Middle Class. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:02 PM (Gk3SS) I have two little girls running around my house. I'm basically impervious to junk punches. Basically. SoÂ…Thanksgiving plans? The parents? Or have they made other plans?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

166 I'm grateful the trolls have not found this thread. Yet.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (vHRtU)

167 I'm thankful for caffeine...which I need to go obtain more of before shit closes up.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (Xlbr8)

168 Baking my lazy-woman's peach pie courtesy of Mrs Callender. The directions say to let it cool three hours. Who in frig has the discipline to do that?!

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (zDsvJ)

169 "Friends is really just the cast of "Peanuts," all grown up? Posted by: Piercello Mmm. Don't think so. Charlie and Co. not nearly so infantile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

170 Phoenixgirl! Yeah I'm alive and freezing my ass off in PA. Yikes!

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 05:04 PM (x8AwZ)

171 Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 27, 2013 09:03 PM (pJF+c)

aw, sweetie . . . condolences and God bless . . . she was probably a lucky woman to have a guy who says stuff like that. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (8lmkt)

172 Let's see, Bloody Mary has tomato juice and celery. That is nature's perfect food, win-win.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (cK0tU)

173 Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen - Sterling Archer

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (kFnmp)

174 Happy Thanksgiving to all you Morons...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (8JJ6O)

175 http://tinyurl.com/q4tvlz3 The Brookline PD is suffering casualties in their jackbooted colonial oppression of the native turkey population in their ancestral homelands.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (KCvsd)

176
You know, for fargin' tomorrow, I'm thinking of watching JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY.

It's been years. And: maybe: WISE GUYS.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (Ba6aP)

177 I'm thankful for caffeine...which I need to go obtain more of before shit closes up. Posted by: Purp ------------------- For others, it is just a hot beverage. For me..., life support.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

178 Good evening and happy thanksgiving Carol! Vendette, give me a minute and I'll post over at the Yahoo group.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

179 Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 27, 2013 09:03 PM That's bee-u-tee-full. Especially the tits part. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:06 PM (zDsvJ)

180 Yeah I'm alive and freezing my ass off in PA. Yikes!

It's really ridiculous here this week.  Like Siberia-East.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:06 PM (kFnmp)

181 I think I want "She had great tits" on my tombstone. 'Cept I don't want a tombstone. I'm going for crackle-crackle-crackle.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:06 PM (zDsvJ)

182 (((peaches))) mpfs....i had to turn the heater on here in phx this evening....but i know it's waaaaaaayyyyyy colder where you are

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (8JJ6O)

183 You know, for fargin' tomorrow, I'm thinking of watching JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY.

It's been years. And: maybe: WISE GUYS.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (052zE)

184 The directions say to let it cool three hours.

That is complete and utter horseshit, Y-not.  It's like chocolate pudding (the kind you cook), only pikers can't eat it boiling hot.  Plus, with pie, that what the damn ice cream is for, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (8lmkt)

185 On the menu for tomorrow: Smoked Boston Butt, collards, dressing, mac-n-cheese, green bean casserole, yams, grilled corn/asparagus/peppers/portabellos/tomatoes, fried cornbread, cranberry relish and, for desert, Cracker Barrel's chocolate pecan pie with 'nilla ice cream. Then lots of football.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

186 BTW, completely by chance tonight I had stuffing (meat, bread and celery mix) for dinner.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (ZyZIo)

187 @ Mike 169, I blame public education. Who knows what hypnotic effects could have been masked by that trombone voice?

Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (P4dpU)

188 >>Yeah I'm alive and freezing my ass off in PA. Yikes! Holy shit. It was an ice box in South Bend last Saturday. Do not miss that Midwestern weather.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:07 PM (zDsvJ)

189 I have two little girls running around my house. I'm basically impervious to junk punches. Basically.


SoÂ…Thanksgiving plans? The parents? Or have they made other plans? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:04 PM (GEICT)


Speaking of the drunken midgets, you really should take them to see Frozen.  Apparently, it's all about sisters and loving each other even one accidentally kinda sorta tiny bit oops um murderates the other for a bit there.


It's just me and the 'rents who, shockingly, did not make plans not involving me.   My sister in law is with her family in Cali and my brother is having dinner for all the single guys and then he's working tomorrow (double time and a half is a helluva thing) so we didn't go down there.  Mommy is making dinner so it will be awesome.  



Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

190 Geez EC so much for thanks giving... Hehehe....thank you Anna!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (doBIb)

191 Biggest party night of the year, supposedly. I must be getting old, all I want to do is sit here and drink. By myself, and quietly.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (1j9qS)

192 I'm thankful that even at the age of 39 I don't look anything like a rotting corpse in a cheap-ass horror movie.

Posted by: Cher (You Know You Want It) at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (JQuNB)

193 No kidding Wyatt. I'm not used to this weather. Had to get winter gear. Everyone is laughing at me because I'm freezing! For Heaven's sake it has SNOWED already!

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (x8AwZ)

194 Has anyone here watched ALL the TRANCERS flicks? Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 09:01 PM (8dspl) I think I have. Even the one where Thomerson wasn't in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 05:08 PM (oFCZn)

195 >>Plus, with pie, that what the damn ice cream is for, eh? Yup! That's my plan!

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:09 PM (zDsvJ)

196 Probably 2" of snow last night and today. Very gusty, and temps dipping into the mid-teens tonight. Currently 20.3 Deg., and occasional gusts. Note to self : Bring the brass monkey inside

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

197

Happy Thanksgiving Moron/ettes.  I am thankful that I have great kids and a beautiful wife.... still have a roof over my head and still can put food on the table.  I am happy for the simple things this Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 27, 2013 05:09 PM (jucos)

198 mpfs - I blame Al Gore.  Working tomorrow night - my first Thanksgiving in work in a few years - so I'm hoping the idiots stay home and not stab their loved ones for eight hours.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:09 PM (kFnmp)

199 atc, that sounds lovely!!!  although, I would have really clicked on the link if you had tried the interpretive dance thingy.  still feeling a little sad that you didn't. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:10 PM (8lmkt)

200 Mommy is making dinner so it will be awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:08 PM (Gk3SS)

Who's making the drinks?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:10 PM (oJ5Fd)

201 Peaches, you must have something worth eating, don't you?

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:10 PM (z4WKX)

202 Grognard, you are the man.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 27, 2013 05:10 PM (1j9qS)

203 so why is one bird happy to see another bird dead and cooked on a big plate?

Oh, I get it! It's the little People (who celebrated the Revolution at "Woodstock" -- get it) celebrating the demise of the Koch Brothers! Isn't the main character named "Brown"? Yaaay! Pass the food stamps.

By the way, the turkey has sexier legs than Hillary! Clinton, and this so-called Holiday is highly offensive to Native Americans like Two Beavers Scissoring Each Other Warren (D - MA)

Posted by: Mallfly at November 27, 2013 05:11 PM (bJm7W)

204
re: all the Trancers
I mean, shoot, I don't think I could watch all the EMANUELLEs.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 05:11 PM (BUcLz)

205 I'm thankful for Healthcare.gov because it has given us so much to ridicule for the past 55 days.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2013 05:11 PM (l0lja)

206 "...the interpretive dance thingy..."

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:10 PM (8lmkt)

Wait...is Empire of Jeff here tonight?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:11 PM (oJ5Fd)

207 I am thankful for Turkish belly dancers.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 05:12 PM (doBIb)

208 Biggest party night of the year, supposedly. I must be getting old, all I want to do is sit here and drink. By myself, and quietly.


I remember waking up at around the age of 42 and saying to myself, "going to bars and getting drunk is really getting fucking stupid." So I enjoy the drinking alone time I have now, it's a lot safer.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 05:12 PM (cK0tU)

209 ABC Family is showing A Boy Named Charlie Brown.

If this was made now, Snoopy would play the National Anthem on an iPod with tiny speakers.  And it would still sound better than if Milky Virus had sung it.

And EC you welcome.

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone.  Be on the road tomorrow to be with parental units for feasting.  My first face to face encounter with their new micro dog - a toy poodle puppy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 05:12 PM (787tI)

210 "We're having a turducken this year...it's my favorite, especially the turd part." -Joe Biden

Posted by: model_1066 at November 27, 2013 05:12 PM (lokJh)

211 I never realized today was supposed to be a big party day.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (zDsvJ)

212 It's just me and the 'rents who, shockingly, did not make plans not involving me. My sister in law is with her family in Cali and my brother is having dinner for all the single guys and then he's working tomorrow (double time and a half is a helluva thing) so we didn't go down there. Mommy is making dinner so it will be awesome. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:08 PM (Gk3SS) SooooÂ….your brother and his wife are spending the holiday separate? You know what the best food in the world is? Good food that you don't have to cook yourself. Which is what tomorrow will be for me. However, it appears that I'm going to be frying a turkey for our family's Christmas get together this year. (This is the year we spend Christmas day with the wife's fam, so my fam will do Christmas on the 22nd.) How's your dad doing by the way? Health stuff ok? I've been meaning to ask you forever and I keep forgetting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

213 Wait...is Empire of Jeff here tonight? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 09:11 PM (oJ5Fd) Last sighting of him he was pantless and getting ready to get into the barrel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (oFCZn)

214 Peaches, you must have something worth eating, don't you?

lol, not really, Carol . . . I've been struggling with my weight lately, although not in the way most people do, so I try to stfu about it.  I am more than welcome at the bff's for dinner, just don't know if I will bother to shower and do the hair and the makeup and the clothes and all that shit.  Not feeling sorry for myself, not even a smidgen, so don't feel bad for me.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (8lmkt)

215 This column makes me angry.The left wants a nation of pussies. http://tinyurl.com/nr6t627

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (zqvg6)

216 Who's making the drinks?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 09:10 PM (oJ5Fd)


No one.   My parents don't drink. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:13 PM (Gk3SS)

217 55 Days?  Peiking or 404Care?  Which is worse?

404Care because at the end of 55 days the legations trapped by the Boxer Rebellion were rescued.  We can't say in any honesty the same for 404Care.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 05:14 PM (787tI)

218 The Piano Guys covered this & knocked it out of the park: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyPDQpel8bI

Posted by: beancounter at November 27, 2013 05:14 PM (1DiSS)

219 Wyatt, They are sending all the criminals to Wilkes Barre to live in the Sherman Hills complex. So it should be quiet in Philly.

Posted by: mpfs at November 27, 2013 05:14 PM (x8AwZ)

220 Yo, yo, Truck and Dildo are here!!!!  I believe we have a happiness quorum.  xoxo, you guys!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

221 Peaches! A kitteh for you: http://tinyurl.com/n539kk4

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:14 PM (MpP9p)

222 210 I never realized today was supposed to be a big party day.

Most everyone has a four-day weekend, and specifically, off tomorrow.  So the amateurs populate the bars.  There are more DUIs on this night than any other during the year.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:15 PM (kFnmp)

223 No one. My parents don't drink. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (Gk3SS) Â…Â…Â…Â…..?????? How do you survive family gatherings?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

224 Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:15 PM (26vaL)

225 Turkey/Broccoli/Cheese Lean Pockets and microwave stuffing for me. The hospital is too insolvent to make us a dinner this year. Yay!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 27, 2013 05:15 PM (vHRtU)

226 ABC Family is showing A {Boy} Named Charlie {Brown.}


{Serious racism.}

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at November 27, 2013 05:15 PM (cK0tU)

227 179...Mr. Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp...have you ever given thought to the fact that you died 5 years before my father was born, and he still drives?

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 05:16 PM (ahBY0)

228 Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (zqvg6) If I had spare money, I'd send Rick Reilly a case of Massengill, and some Midol.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 27, 2013 05:16 PM (lokJh)

229 "Last sighting of him he was pantless and getting ready to get into the barrel." I heard it was a kiddie pool full of pudding. But that's only a rumor.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 27, 2013 05:16 PM (KCvsd)

230 My parents don't drink.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (Gk3SS)

And yet you seem to have turned out well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (oJ5Fd)

231 226 179...Mr. Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp...have you ever given thought to the fact that you died 5 years before my father was born, and he still drives?

Probably better than Asian women.  Kidding!  Kidding!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (kFnmp)

232
One reason why today is such a big party day is it's a homecoming day -- a lot of people are back 'home' for high school reunions and T-day, so they visit their old stomping grounds (bars, clubs).

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (vzLhi)

233 Happy Thanksgiving! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4098

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (Vk2pI)

234 I remember waking up at around the age of 42 and saying to myself, "going to bars and getting drunk is really getting fucking stupid." --------------- Happened to me at about the same age. One night I walked into a local watering hole, ordered a beer. The barmaid and I were on first name terms. She put the beer down, I looked at it, and it just hit me. I looked up at her and said, "You know what, I'm drinking that beer for the wrong reason". She immediately picked it off the bar and said, "Then don't drink it". Sweet girl. At any rate, it caused a reappraisal of my drinking habits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

235 Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (zqvg6)

Uh, steevy, in case you haven't noticed, we're not doing the angry thing on this thread (for once).  Now, and this is for your own good, please tell the group what you are thankful for.  (and, big shmoosh)

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:17 PM (8lmkt)

236 >>There are more DUIs on this night than any other during the year. Wow. Learn something new every day. Unless you're a liberal. Speaking of Hanukkah: ‏@andrewzimmern 3h The best of #Hanukkah #recipes: http://ow.ly/ra3mS

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:18 PM (zDsvJ)

237 CBD, good evening and Happy Thanksgiving. I'm apparently going to be frying a turkey at Christmas. So expect emails bugging you about the proper way to go about it in the days leading up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:18 PM (GEICT)

238

Making a Cup of Joe to go along with my  Noodle Kugel.

 

Then, I will bake many pies.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:18 PM (GLsKL)

239 I am thankful for friends who still insist on inviting me to Thanksgiving even though I am sick as hell and sound like I have cement in my sinuses. Good guys. I'm gonna think kindly of them while I sneeze and sneeze and sneeze tomorrow.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 27, 2013 05:19 PM (BXo5H)

240 Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 09:15 PM (26vaL)

Yeah...this is weird. Lighting the first night's candles the day before Thanksgiving.

I think it's an omen....the Republican Party will not step on its collective junk with mud cleats.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:19 PM (oJ5Fd)

241 (This is the year we spend Christmas day with the wife's fam, so my fam will do Christmas on the 22nd.) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (GEICT) My dad worked at a chemical plant. When the siblings and I got old enough my dad would look at the schedule, find a guy with young kids who was scheduled to work the day shift on Christmas Day, and offer to switch with him for another day during the summer. He was never turned down; I'd guess it spanned nearly 20 years. It didn't matter to us what day we opened presents, and one year we celebrated Christmas on the 22nd.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:19 PM (MpP9p)

242 BCochran frying a turkey?

Move the giant vat of boiling peanut oil far away from anything flammable before you drop that turkey in there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 05:19 PM (787tI)

243 I'm thankful that my last dental exam went well.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 27, 2013 05:20 PM (lokJh)

244 You know, for fargin' tomorrow, I'm thinking of watching JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY. Da da dee da I've got a million pairs of shoes this is the life.

Posted by: Hobo, Prada, Etc. at November 27, 2013 05:20 PM (GeVLX)

245 So expect emails bugging you about the proper way to go about it in the days leading up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:18 PM (GEICT)

Pro-tip.....don't fry in your living room.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:20 PM (oJ5Fd)

246 SooooÂ….your brother and his wife are spending the holiday separate?

You know what the best food in the world is? Good food that you don't have to cook yourself. Which is what tomorrow will be for me. However, it appears that I'm going to be frying a turkey for our family's Christmas get together this year. (This is the year we spend Christmas day with the wife's fam, so my fam will do Christmas on the 22nd.)

How's your dad doing by the way? Health stuff ok? I've been meaning to ask you forever and I keep forgetting. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:13 PM (GEICT)


My brother doesn't have the days to take off.   Don't forget that due to work reasons she's been up here and he's been in SC for almost two years now.   This is why I have no sympathy, none at all, when Boy BFF starts whinging about maybe possibly having to move like 45 minutes away for a job for him.   Boo freaking hoo, suck it up buttercup, people put up with worse.

Mmmmmm fried turkey.  I'm a decent cook, when I can be bothered, but Mommy is awesome.   I load a mean dishwasher though.


Dad is doing okay, thank you for asking.   He's had a couple of bad days lately but that's to be expected. 



Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:20 PM (Gk3SS)

247 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 09:12 PM (787tI) Thank You, Anna. I put it on but it will be on again in a few hours. IÂ’m going to put it on my DVR to watch tomorrow or later. I never look for the Charlie Brown specials until I see Ace post bits from them here. Happy Thanksgiving, Anna, Mike Hammer. IÂ’m sure IÂ’m missing someone. IÂ’m sorry, I donÂ’t mean to.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:20 PM (z4WKX)

248 Good guys. I'm gonna think kindly of them while I sneeze and sneeze and sneeze tomorrow. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 27, 2013 09:19 PM (BXo5H) If your nose is releasing green stuff and your head feels like it's going to explode, get thee to a doctor because you probably have a sinus infection and you need an antibiotic.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:21 PM (MpP9p)

249 lol....you must be west of chicago...

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 05:21 PM (ahBY0)

250 Pro-tip.....don't fry in your living room. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 09:20 PM (oJ5Fd) Also, use peanut oil instead of 10W-30.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 27, 2013 05:21 PM (lokJh)

251 Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 09:18 PM (GLsKL)

Home-made kugel?  I just got very, very hungry.  And a little jealous.  Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:22 PM (8lmkt)

252 Move the giant vat of boiling peanut oil far away from anything flammable before you drop that turkey in there. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 09:19 PM (787tI) Yeah, my genius BIL and his buddies fried a turkey one year for some holiday. Then decided that an hour was long enough for the oil to cool down and they had to clean up. What to do with the oil? What to do? Oh, I know. We'll pour it in a garbage bag. But just in case, let's double it up. Do I need to explain what happened next?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

253 CBD, good evening and Happy Thanksgiving. I'm apparently going to be frying a turkey at Christmas. So expect emails bugging you about the proper way to go about it in the days leading up. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:18 PM (GEICT) Gingy is an excellent source too.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:22 PM (MpP9p)

254 Thanksgiving Song - Mary Chapin Carpenter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NSQLMPUK-8

Posted by: rickl at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (sdi6R)

255 234 Whoops,okay.I'm thankful for football.And my conscience doesn't trouble me about it at all!Fuck you Rick Reilly and Barack Obama!!

Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (zqvg6)

256

Home-made kugel?

 

 

Oh, you can't buy Kugel in Montana.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (GLsKL)

257

Slappy Thanksgiving, Morons!

 

...enjoy the eats, friends and fun!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (lq3Ak)

258 Kugel? Isn't that a butt muscle exercise?

Posted by: joey biden at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (ZyZIo)

259 Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:19 PM (MpP9p) That's incredibly sweet of him Vendette. Good man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

260 And yet you seem to have turned out well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 09:17 PM (oJ5Fd)


It was the being dropped on my head all those times that did it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:23 PM (Gk3SS)

261 Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:19 PM (MpP9p)

I worked for a very long time for a company that was overwhelmingly Christian.

So....every Christmas I would offer to work for whoever got the short stick. Not a big deal for me, and it was really nice to give someone an unexpected day with their kids or wife or parents or whatever.

And the day was never hectic, so it was a leisurely day for me. The whole situation made me happy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (oJ5Fd)

262 Gingy is an excellent source too. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:22 PM (MpP9p) Yeah, I bugged the hell out of DiT, CBD and Weirddave the first time I fired up the smoker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (GEICT)

263 Happy pre-Thanksgiving all. Don't rub their noses in it TOO much tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (LpbKr)

264 Shit, how did I miss that garrett was a member of the Tribe?

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (zDsvJ)

265 As a hard rock and metal kind of guy, I am thankful that Sirius/XM introduced me to these guys cuz I never heard of them before.

http://tinyurl.com/ph2cou6

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (cK0tU)

266

...and thanks, Peaches.

 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (GLsKL)

267 BC - Oil and melted plastic. I hope they were outside....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:24 PM (aDwsi)

268 Just in case anyone missed it last year, DO NOT attempt to fry a still-frozen turkey.  It will not end well.  Thaw your birds, fryers!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:25 PM (8lmkt)

269 I'm thankful for the new ammo plant in Laramie, WY.

Posted by: O Long Johnson at November 27, 2013 05:25 PM (3SzC3)

270 We'll pour it in a garbage bag. But just in case, let's double it up.

They were healthcare.gov system architects, right?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 05:26 PM (Xlbr8)

271 Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:20 PM (Gk3SS) Damn, I didn't know that about your brother and his work. Glad to hear your dad is doing well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

272 Has Hanukkah Harry arrived at your houses, yet? (I'm learning a lot from Andrew Zimmern's timeline.)

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:26 PM (zDsvJ)

273 Thaw and pat dry before lowering into the oil.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 05:26 PM (doBIb)

274 266 BC - Oil and melted plastic. I hope they were outside.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:24 PM (aDwsi) Outside. On a wooden deck. In sandals.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

275 So I enjoy the drinking alone time I have now, it's a lot safer. Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 09:12 PM (cK0tU) Safer and probably saner too! Who wants to put up with other drunks?

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:27 PM (z4WKX)

276 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 09:24 PM (oJ5Fd)

That is a very sweet story, CBD.  And, oddly, never realized you are Jewish.  I knew you were super-smooth, but I guess I just figured that was an aesthetic thing.  Happy Hanukkah, my friend, to you and your family!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:27 PM (8lmkt)

277 If your nose is releasing green stuff and .. It's a constant stream of water. No apparent infection, just constant nasal drip and everything is just impassable for air. It's a strong headcold so far. I count myself lucky.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 27, 2013 05:27 PM (BXo5H)

278 They were healthcare.gov system architects, right? Posted by: Purp at November 27, 2013 09:26 PM (Xlbr Heh. Naval Academy graduates. Every last one of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:27 PM (GEICT)

279 In sandals. Posted by: BCochran1981 --- Okay, that would follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

280 On a wooden deck. In sandals.

When operating a welder, they do it in shorts and Tevas too I suppose.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 05:28 PM (Xlbr8)

281 Outside. On a wooden deck. In sandals.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)


I would ask for pics but, oddly enough, I have a vision in my head that I'm pretty sure is quite accurate. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:28 PM (8lmkt)

282 I knew you were super-smooth,
I hope that's not a euphemism. ;^)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 27, 2013 05:29 PM (ZyZIo)

283 I would ask for pics but, oddly enough, I have a vision in my head that I'm pretty sure is quite accurate. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:28 PM (8lmkt) Yup. I was told there was much screaming, cursing, jumping around and some worry about the flammability of the deck. I laughed. A long long time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

284 It's a constant stream of water. No apparent infection, just constant nasal drip and everything is just impassable for air. It's a strong headcold so far. I count myself lucky. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 27, 2013 09:27 PM (BXo5H) Question: Do you constantly breathe through your mouth? If it doesn't let up, go to an ear-nose-throat doctor because you may have a bigger problem. I speak from experience.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:30 PM (MpP9p)

285 Ah. A fresh O'care analogy - Frozen turkey dropped in hot oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

286 At least the deck got a new stain.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 05:30 PM (doBIb)

287 Finally frickin done with all my prep work for tomorrow. I'm thankful for that.

Posted by: NCKate at November 27, 2013 05:30 PM (huQFw)

288 Things NOT to enjoy on Thanksgiving -- ER visits.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (Xlbr8)

289 Damn, I didn't know that about your brother and his work.

Glad to hear your dad is doing well. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)


Yup.   We're just grateful they both have good jobs.   It is looking like the finances are working out for her to quit her job and move down there soon though.  She finally fully vested in the retirement plan where she is now so there's no reason to wait for that.


Have I mentioned that this whole grown up thing sucks?

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)

290 BCochran, if Mel Brooks had made a film on American suburbia, I am sure he would have had such a scene in the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (787tI)

291 Inspector - Neti Flush. Works for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

292 "Linus and Lucy" is a classic, but Peanuts/Charlie Brown actually has its own Thanksgiving theme: http://youtu.be/uP9i6UTrFBw

Posted by: logprof is drinking at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (fETNt)

293

Good evening everyone. Just wanted to wish you and your families happiness, health and prosperity. I am thankful for your banter and friendship.

 

Happy Thanskgiving and God bless you all.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (qBtUE)

294 Ah. A fresh O'care analogy - Frozen turkey dropped in hot oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:30 PM (aDwsi)


Oh, bless your heart, Hammer, that is perfect!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

295 My husband told me to 'calm down' today. Wonder if the ER doc can remove the turkey leg from his ass? So, what'd y'all do today?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 05:32 PM (bCEmE)

296 Turkey prepped, mincemeat pie baked....

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Horde, and confusion to leftists everywhere.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:32 PM (uK+tZ)

297 Anyone need a turkey? I have a couple left and this open window isn't helping any.

Posted by: Less Nessman part deux at November 27, 2013 05:32 PM (nkPV9)

298 http://tinyurl.com/ph2cou6 Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 09:24 PM Cool stuff! And now I've heard of them too. Thanks. (and I watched the Bosses Daughter video. Holy. Shit.)

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 05:32 PM (bTnE9)

299 Happy Thanksgiving, COJ!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:32 PM (MpP9p)

300 A friend of mine sent me this. Thanksgiving eve seems the perfect time to share it. That moment when you're finished and you're just sitting there with your pants around your ankles and your shriveled dick in your hand and you realize that Indiana Jones 4 was a thing that actually happened. You didn't dream it. It's real. And that scares you. All the loneliness of the world comes crashing down square on your shoulders. George Lucas is allowed to continue to walk the planet without a care in the world while you sit here wiping the cum drip that fell into your underwear. In that moment of time, when your head is clear, you realize that nobody in the world will love you as much as you love you. Specially not George Lucas. You pull your pants up, go outside, and have a quick smoke while contemplating your existence. Feeling a little bit guilty you decide to be more social, make plans to go out that night, have a few drinks with friends, maybe meet a girl. What happens is, you go out, get a little tipsy, start a long diatribe against George Lucas and his decimation of a great franchise to anyone that listens, go home alone, load up porntube and start all over again. Fuck you George. Fuck you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 05:33 PM (PjgvN)

301

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It's not religious per se, but I always see it as a time to thank God and this country for our blessings. And it's struck me that, after envy, ingratitude is the biggest sin of the Left. They can't be grateful or a great, but imperfect country - no they have to whine and bitch and stomp their feet because we're not as good as - Sweden. Or Cuba.

 

A Happy Thanksgiving to all Morons and 'ettes. I can't wait for the sweet potato casserole.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 27, 2013 05:33 PM (R3gO3)

302 Have I mentioned that this whole grown up thing sucks? Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:31 PM (Gk3SS) It straight fucking sucks. Know what sucks more? This stupid beta meat sack thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

303 >>294 My husband told me to 'calm down' today. That never ends well! >>So, what'd y'all do today? Had our turkey and fixins' today. Waiting for our "dinner" of peach pie to be ready.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 05:33 PM (zDsvJ)

304 COJ, Tami, NCKate, logprof!!!  Thankful for you, even if you are a bit late to the slobberfest here. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:33 PM (8lmkt)

305 God as my witness, I thought boiling oil wouldn't melt plastic...

Did they ask someone to hold their beers and say "watch this"?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 05:34 PM (Xlbr8)

306 I'm thankful that the pies are made, and the gifts, and that the worst of my DH's libtard relatives can't stand us and are going elsewhere for the festivities.


Weapons grade stupid, and damned proud of it, they are. And teachers, and government workers. So, ex union employees in Wisconsin. Guess what they like to talk about at dinner?


Probably Ocare these days. Rat bastards. Sooooo thankful they will be hundreds of miles away. Will save me some jail time, methinks.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2013 05:34 PM (fwcEs)

307 Ok - twice today that mincemeat pie has been mentioned. *Something* must be done before Christmas. Time to seek ingrediants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:34 PM (aDwsi)

308 303 COJ, Tami, NCKate, logprof!!! Thankful for you, even if you are a bit late to the slobberfest here. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:33 PM (8lmkt) --And the same!

Posted by: logprof is drinking at November 27, 2013 05:34 PM (fETNt)

309 Heh. Naval Academy graduates. Every last one of them. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:27 PM (GEICT) Not my SO's class, of course. I'm older than you.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:35 PM (MpP9p)

310 Squanto was a moby.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2013 05:35 PM (ZshNr)

311 Did they ask someone to hold their beers and say "watch this"? Posted by: Purp at November 27, 2013 09:34 PM (Xlbr I'm pretty sure the wives were inside, drinking the beers, and laughing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

312 It straight fucking sucks.

Know what sucks more? This stupid beta meat sack thing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)


Nooooo.   Bad stupid beta meat sack!  Bad!


*does voodoo ritual to cleanse you of ichor*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)

313 303 COJ, Tami, NCKate, logprof!!! Thankful for you, even if you are a bit late to the slobberfest here. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:33 PM (8lmkt) Ooooh a slobberfest! I'm thankful for all of you too....I love ya man!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 05:36 PM (bCEmE)

314 My husband told me to 'calm down' today.

What a maroon, Tami!  I'm gonna guess that otherwise he's a pretty good guy.  The bff was spouting off about his wife (a fuckin' saint if there ever was one) today and I just looked at him and said, well, she is just so lucky to have such a supportive and nurturing husband.  He got it.  I did not have to shiv him.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:36 PM (8lmkt)

315 Well, maybe not jail time, but at least time in the sin bin at church. I expect the priest is getting tired of hearing about my lack of charity and all that. He's gonna start asking that I make a little progress in that area, and I'm just not sure I can do that with those rat bastards all around.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2013 05:36 PM (fwcEs)

316 I'm thankful for the internets and finding this site because said site makes me laugh a lot

Posted by: paul the enus at November 27, 2013 05:36 PM (Scx5a)

317 "Heh. Naval Academy graduates. Every last one of them. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:27 PM"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'd say 'Beat Navy", but we all know how that's gone for the last few years....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (uK+tZ)

318 Ok - twice today that mincemeat pie has been mentioned.
*Something* must be done before Christmas. Time to seek ingrediants. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:34 PM (aDwsi)


The mincemeat is astride the Ewok.


I repeat, the mincemeat is astride the Ewok. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

319 312 you know what sucks? I have to wait two and a half weeks till my bears do a complete stomp dance on the loser browns

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (JFrBt)

320 I'm pretty sure the wives were inside, drinking the beers, and laughing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)


That modus operendi around here, for certain. It is, at least, entertaining. And, we know the number for 911.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (fwcEs)

321 Not my SO's class, of course. I'm older than you. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:35 PM (MpP9p) Class of 2003. My BIL wasÂ….well known. First plebe put on restrictions. He was "ordered" by an upper classman to dress in full scuba gear, break into a superior's room, get in the shower and sing at the top of his lungs while the water was actually running. Wanna guess what happened when he tried to run away wearing full scuba gear, including fins? We also have pictures of him riding a statue of a rocket on campus. In nothing but his boxers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (GEICT)

322 Mrs. Mallamutt brought me a cold beer, made home made pizza and mentioned she will reward me later.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 27, 2013 09:33 PM (OWjjx)


Mallamutt for the SCORE!!  Enjoy your evening, kemosabe!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:37 PM (8lmkt)

323 That hot oil in garbage bags on a deck with sandals sounds like something Biden would do.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 05:38 PM (oFCZn)

324

twice today that mincemeat pie has been mentioned.
*Something* must be done before Christmas. Time to seek ingrediants..

 

The key is to use the choicest cut off the Mince.

 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:38 PM (GLsKL)

325 Nooooo. Bad stupid beta meat sack! Bad! *does voodoo ritual to cleanse you of ichor* Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS) Thanks. I could use it. I'll share more later. No reason to screw up a happy thread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

326 Mincemeat is easy. Go to the Piggly Wiggly. Buy a jar of mincemeat. Put it in a crust and bake it. All done.


Now try to convince anyone else to eat it. Good luck with that.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2013 05:39 PM (fwcEs)

327 The "I banged the Little Redheaded Girl" thing is creeping me out. Dave used to call me that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 27, 2013 05:40 PM (N/cFh)

328 Happy Hanukkah, my friend, to you and your family!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:27 PM (8lmkt)

Thank you young lady! And the same to you.

The next time I am in L.A., I will buy you a beer (if you are legal).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2013 05:40 PM (oJ5Fd)

329

I'm thankful for the Blurred Lines Brunette, Cake  Girl and Kate Bekinsale in skin-tight leather. 

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 05:40 PM (GLsKL)

330 Ok - twice today that mincemeat pie has been mentioned. *Something* must be done before Christmas. Time to seek ingrediants. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:34 PM (aDwsi) You need to soak the beef after a quick cooking in spiced rum for nearly a month toi make proper minced meat.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 27, 2013 05:41 PM (Vk2pI)

331 What a maroon, Tami! I'm gonna guess that otherwise he's a pretty good guy. The bff was spouting off about his wife (a fuckin' saint if there ever was one) today and I just looked at him and said, well, she is just so lucky to have such a supportive and nurturing husband. He got it. I did not have to shiv him. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:36 PM (8lmkt) He is (usually) a very good guy. All I asked him was if he wanted to move a small piece of furniture down to his man cave. Apparently that was 'uncalm'.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 05:41 PM (bCEmE)

332 "*Something* must be done before Christmas. Time to seek ingrediants. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:34 PM"

Shredded brisket, suet, raisins, currants, orange and lemon peel, cinnamon, allspice, powdered clove, nutmeg, chopped apples and a shit-ton of brandy.  Cut with more apples, bake, enjoy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:41 PM (uK+tZ)

333 Happy Thanksgiving, people in my computer! Just finished a meal of grilled whitefish, grilled trout and grilled walleye in the company of my three siblings and our mother, who, twenty-four hours ago, was in the hospital being treated for COPD. So, yes, there is much for which I am thankful this Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (s7M3s)

334 I would say at this point that the sun is over the yard-arm for the long weekend, so bottoms up and smoke 'em if you got 'em. Happy Thanksgiving one and all, and just think, by this time next year, we will have repealed the nauseating Obamacare legislation once and for all.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (fwcEs)

335 *put xkcd link here - http://xkcd.com/1296/



Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (Gk3SS)

336 Cool stuff! And now I've heard of them too. Thanks. (and I watched the Bosses Daughter video. Holy. Shit.)


I actually heard the song as bumper music on MNF believe it or not. Also, did you see the ugly guy on the Boss's Daughter vid? Lead guitarist for Motley Crue.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (cK0tU)

337 Are we giving thanks? Thankful for the Chefs getting their shit together this year.

Posted by: logprof is sorta thankful at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (fETNt)

338 Hi fellow Morons! Popping in to wish all a Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your family and friends as best you can.

Posted by: tbodie at November 27, 2013 05:42 PM (8KGvR)

339 I am Thankful that Ben Roethlisberger is pictured above as a cartoon in his fancy yellow and brown shirt. I am also thankful that Payton Manning is going to the Super Bowl. ( NO I haven't been drinking and why do you ask????)

Posted by: Molly k. at November 27, 2013 05:43 PM (S3EdD)

340 "Posted by: The Political Hat at November 27, 2013 09:41 PM'

True, dat.  Then drain the mincemeat, and reduce the brandy to make a nice sauce for the pie.  Maybe add a little cream...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:43 PM (uK+tZ)

341 Tami, it's hilarious that he would utter the one phrase that a man should never utter to his woman.  It's been quite a while since I have been in a relationship, but there was never, ever any surer way to make me lose my shit than telling me to calm down.  In fact, it's one of the main reasons I have never owned a machete. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)

342
Thankful for three new bouncing babies* in the extended family and a fourth on the way.


*We tested to make sure.  They bounced.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2013 05:44 PM (kdS6q)

343 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT) Um, yeah, past the SO's time. But if I sent him your post he'd believe it.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:45 PM (MpP9p)

344 Does mincemeat pie involve suet?  Because I distinctly remember, as a child, my mom obtaining suet for some damn thing and I think it was *real* (not faux) mincemeat pie.  But, srsly, ew, ick (although the pie was quite good, as was everything she ever cooked, God bless her)

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

345 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:37 PM

There's a reason they created Chiefs - to show you snot-nosed Canoe-U brats just how shit gets done right. You've never seen "watch this shit" until a Chief says "watch this shit".

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 05:45 PM (Nk6GS)

346 Thankful for the Chefs getting their shit together this year.


I won 3 playoff games as the coach, wonder how close Andy will get without Derrick Thomas and Christian Okoye...not to mention a real 49er's ex QB.

Posted by: Marty Shottenheimer at November 27, 2013 05:46 PM (cK0tU)

347 I saw " Hot oil in garbage bags on a deck with sandals" open for Journey in Portland back in the day

Posted by: paul the enus at November 27, 2013 05:46 PM (Scx5a)

348 "Does mincemeat pie involve suet? Because I distinctly remember, as a child, my mom obtaining suet for some damn thing and I think it was *real* (not faux) mincemeat pie. But, srsly, ew, ick (although the pie was quite good, as was everything she ever cooked, God bless her)
Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:45 PM


Yes, Peaches, yes it does.  But you chop it finely, and it just sort of melts into the pie and gives it a nice richness.  Nothing icky about it. 

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:47 PM (uK+tZ)

349 345 You've never seen "watch this shit" until a Chief says "watch this shit". ever seen a midshipman tell a chief he didn't salute him? nothing can equal that level of profanity

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 05:48 PM (JFrBt)

350 I'm thankful that tcn gave me a new term for the confessional-"sin bin." Sounds like we have at least one of the same problems in there.

Posted by: LadyS at November 27, 2013 05:48 PM (tMTsS)

351 This makes me think of you, AtCÂ….. http://xkcd.com/1290/

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

352 I'm thankful that tcn gave me a new term for the confessional-"sin bin." Sounds like we have at least one of the same problems in there. Posted by: LadyS at November 27, 2013 09:48 PM (tMTsS) Hello, LadyS! In hockey, the penalty box is called the "sin bin".

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:49 PM (MpP9p)

353 "nothing can equal that level of profanity Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 09:48 PM"

Try a couple of privates telling a warrant officer he isn't really an officer.  Yeah.  it ain't pretty....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:49 PM (uK+tZ)

354 Go Navy, Beat Army!

Posted by: Vendette's SO went to Canoe U so she's laying low at November 27, 2013 05:51 PM (MpP9p)

355 Crimony. I just walked to my truck to bring in a paper I bought this afternoon. The wind is really gusty, and the thermometer says 20 deg. Thankful? Think of the guys that were at the Battle of the Bulge, or Korea. Freezing half to death, and then throw in a few heavy artillery barrages. Easy to forget that just being warm dry and safe is something to be enormously thankful for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:51 PM (aDwsi)

356 Go Navy, Beat Army! Posted by: Vendette's SO ------------- That's a misprint, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

357 352. Ahh! Vendette, being from NC, I'm exceedingly ignorant about hockey.

Posted by: LadyS at November 27, 2013 05:52 PM (tMTsS)

358 Thankful for three new bouncing babies* in the extended family and a fourth on the way.


*We tested to make sure. They bounced.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2013 09:44 PM (kdS6q)

 

 

 

Congrats!!!! To combine 2 topics I will say you are a lucky fellow ( did you test to make sure they stuck to the wall instead of rolling away after a good bounce?) My "sin bin" tonight is that I am thankful my granddaughter gets to spend time with her dad. I love little turd to death but there are days that I feel she is my youngest and it gets exhausting. We both needed a break I think.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 27, 2013 05:52 PM (S3EdD)

359 I'm thankful for red lines.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 27, 2013 05:52 PM (ZyZIo)

360 IÂ’m going to make myself a late dinner, of breakfast foods. Scrambled eggs & Ore Ida Southern Style hash browns. I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving if I donÂ’t make it to the ONT. Twice in the past week it was just too nasty for me.

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:53 PM (z4WKX)

361 'Posted by: Vendette's SO went to Canoe U so she's laying low at November 27, 2013 09:51 PM'

You're not making any friends, here with that....


Beat Navy!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 05:53 PM (uK+tZ)

362 In fact, it's one of the main reasons I have never owned a machete. Posted by: Peaches ------------------------------------ I have one in the shop. I used to split kindling with it. Happy to ship to you for special occasions.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (4Mv1T)

363 The Iron Bowl is bigger than Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Guy Who Loves to Start Some Shit at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (JQuNB)

364 I'm thankful for my king size bed, on which I am now.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (6RVvD)

365 Go Navy, Beat Army! Posted by: Vendette's SO ------------- That's a misprint, right? Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:52 PM (aDwsi) Nope.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (MpP9p)

366 Happy Thanksgiving Eve!! I am awash in the pleasant glow of bourbon and eggnog, with a chaser of beer. Have to get up early to stuff bread up a turkey's ass and cook it. But tonight all is well with the world. Hope all of ya'll are doing okay, and I am so thankful for this website that lets me lurk here everyday and read the snarky/funny/insiteful comments by Vic, Mamma AJ, Sefton, Mary Poppins (you know the rest) and a TON more. You have helped me more that any of you guys can know over the last few years, not to lose hope, to realize that there are some truly wonderful Americans (yahoo!! USA) still left in this great land of ours. GOD BLESS YOU ALL! (Okay so I won't remember this post tomorrow)

Posted by: SAT Rose at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (TRCPu)

367 This makes me think of you, AtCÂ…..

http://xkcd.com/1290/ Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:48 PM (GEICT)


I have no fucking clue why that would be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (Gk3SS)

368 Thankful for the Chefs getting their shit together this year.
But Chef is dead. He shit himself and everything!

Posted by: eric cartman at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (ZyZIo)

369 Molly K, you do need a break! Happy Thanksgiving. Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (z4WKX)

370 Go Navy, Beat Army!

Posted by: Vendette's SO
-------------

That's a misprint, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:52 PM (aDwsi)


Not in the last 10 years. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

371 Ahh! Vendette, being from NC, I'm exceedingly ignorant about hockey.


You know we did win a friggin' Stanley Cup.

Posted by: Your Carolina Hurricanes at November 27, 2013 05:54 PM (cK0tU)

372 354 Go Navy, Beat Army! Posted by: Vendette's SO went to Canoe U so she's laying low at November 27, 2013 09:51 PM (MpP9p) Damn straight!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

373 yr right about the vets mike...

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 05:55 PM (ahBY0)

374 @359, Blurred red lines?

Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2013 05:55 PM (P4dpU)

375 I am thankful for this site, the many fine people that inhabit it, and the work Ace and the cobs put into it! I think it has helped me maintain my sanity during the reign of Obama. I am also very thankful for having some pretty fine children and grandchildren,all of whom have helped me & Mrs H during some ongoing trials and tribulations.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 27, 2013 05:55 PM (XdnQT)

376 nothing can equal that level of profanity Posted by: navycopjoe --------------------- Maybe..., probably..., but I was once the unfortunate recipient of a Sergeant Major's ass-chewing that left me with permanent scars, and no..., no pics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

377 Not in the last 10 years. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt) 11. Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:56 PM (MpP9p)

378 I have no fucking clue why that would be. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 09:54 PM (Gk3SS) Me neither. But it was hi-fucking-larious, so I thought I'd share.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

379 You know we did win a friggin' Stanley Cup. Posted by: Your Carolina Hurricanes at November 27, 2013 09:54 PM (cK0tU) Do not remind me. You don't even deserve to have a hockey team.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:56 PM (MpP9p)

380 Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 09:48 PM

You didn't want to be near the Ensign that tried that shit with this Senior Chief.

He made J.G.

Barely.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 05:56 PM (Nk6GS)

381 11. Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:56 PM (MpP9p)


I rounded down to spare their wittle feelings.  We know what's up, eh?  Oh, and yay barky, sending the fuckin' dunce again -- he's NEVER been to the game.  Another tradition falls to TFG, may he rot in hell, sooner rather than later.  Oops, my bad. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

382 Happy Thanksgiving to Ace & all the 'rons & 'ettes. Thank y'all for allowing me to hang out here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2013 05:58 PM (YIZv0)

383 I rounded down to spare their wittle feelings. We know what's up, eh? Oh, and yay barky, sending the fuckin' dunce again -- he's NEVER been to the game. Another tradition falls to TFG, may he rot in hell, sooner rather than later. Oops, my bad. Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 09:57 PM (8lmkt) He and Biden went in 2010. I know because I was there. Going to a game was on my mom's bucket list so I got tickets and they flew down for the game. They were amazed at the security, and I didn't even bat an eyelash looking at it.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 05:59 PM (MpP9p)

384 Oh and if any of ya'll get to San Antonio, look me up. Margaritas and BBQ on the back porch.

Posted by: SAT Rose at November 27, 2013 05:59 PM (TRCPu)

385 That is totes cool, Vendette!  And, yeah, Go Navy!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

386 I have one in the shop. I used to split kindling with it. Happy to ship to you for special occasions. Posted by: Tobacco -------------- I've mentioned, I believe, that I have one stamped USMC 1942. It is in need of one rivet. All of the knife savvy people here will know that those rivets are special and have a name, "cutler's rivets".

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

387 Me neither. But it was hi-fucking-larious, so I thought I'd share. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)


So gracious.


Okay, you ruffians, I'm going to curl up in bed with tea and a book.   BC, I will add your stupid beta meat sack issues to my prayers. 


And, as always, for the love of Pete, don't let the lemurs run around when on fire.   I warn and I warn . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 06:01 PM (Gk3SS)

388 371. I remember the Charlotte Checkers, but Hurricanes? Don't care, really, cause I don't want to peeve Vendette!

Posted by: LadyS at November 27, 2013 06:01 PM (tMTsS)

389 Go Navy. Beat Army.

'Cause life's too short to go camping for a living. Or dig your own hole to sleep in.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 06:01 PM (Nk6GS)

390 Do not remind me. You don't even deserve to have a hockey team. Posted by: Vendette ------------------------------- Yea we do. We're overrun with our neighbors from the north. Gotta keep 'em off the streets SOMEHOW.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 27, 2013 06:01 PM (4Mv1T)

391 After turkey, there will be roasted Gator for supper on Saturday.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2013 06:02 PM (fETNt)

392 Well, I'm thankful I finally found a job. And this time around my coworker actually has a good work ethic. The flip side? It's just a continuation of the last ten years of getting up, putting one foot in front of the other, coming home and going to bed,,, for no damn reason whatsoever. **looks up**

Posted by: teej at November 27, 2013 06:02 PM (xhr2b)

393 Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 27, 2013 10:01 PM (Gk3SS) Thank you kindly. And 10:01? The Empress is up late.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)

394 Lots of NC morons and ettes on tonight.

Posted by: NCKate at November 27, 2013 06:03 PM (huQFw)

395 I went to the Navy-Hawaii game a few weeks ago in Annapolis. In the row behind me was a gentleman from the class of 1954. He was there before I arrived and left at the same time I did (aka. he made it through more than the whole game). His family lasted 3 quarters. It was pretty chilly, and I can testify because I was wearing layers.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:03 PM (MpP9p)

396 "11. Not that I'm counting. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 09:56 PM"

7 if my math is right, squids....Don't make me come down there and introduce your goat to a guy name Mohammed....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 06:04 PM (uK+tZ)

397 I remember the Charlotte Checkers, but Hurricanes? Don't care, really, cause I don't want to peeve Vendette! Posted by: LadyS at November 27, 2013 10:01 PM (tMTsS) It's OK, I think you're wonderful! I'd enunciate my issues with the Hurricanes and other teams, but that would require an essay.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:05 PM (MpP9p)

398 7 if my math is right, squids....Don't make me come down there and introduce your goat to a guy name Mohammed…. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 10:04 PM (uK+tZ) Navy has won the last 11 games in a row dating back to 2002, the longest winning streak in the history of the series. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army–Navy_Game

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

399 Rose, I'm a big fan of BBQ smoked and such, would love to see how you guys do it.

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 06:06 PM (ahBY0)

400 7 if my math is right, squids....Don't make me come down there and introduce your goat to a guy name Mohammed.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 10:04 PM (uK+tZ) It's 11. Army last won in 2001.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:07 PM (MpP9p)

401 Thankful for Ace and cobloggers, all the Horde, even if I am not as involved as I would like (stupid work). Thankful for my wife and kids. So to the Horde a thappy hanksgiving!

Posted by: Penfold at November 27, 2013 06:07 PM (xmZmI)

402

Thanks for:

Ace

His Blog

This horde

Twitter (which brings Ace's destruction of fools instantly)

and also,

The Federalist. (ha just kidding)

Posted by: simplemind at November 27, 2013 06:08 PM (hTeQK)

403 7 if my math is right, squids....Don't make me come down there and introduce your goat to a guy name Mohammed....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 10:04 PM (uK+tZ)


2002 through 2012, NAVY.  srsly, google is your friend.

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

404 Thankful for all the Horde, the laughter,tears, military learning and the great posts by Ace and the co-bloggers. Grateful that all I have to make tomorrow is a Ham. The kids will be doing dinners of which we will hit both. Daughter is doing a turducken our first hope it's good she's a great cook. Son will do another deep fried turkey they are great so moist. Grateful that The Lord has allowed me another holiday with the ones I love outside and inside the intertubes.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 27, 2013 06:08 PM (KuZ6A)

405 He's Army. Did you expect him to be able to count?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

406 BTW, Cochran, you know you're responsible for feeding the Ravage tomorrow, right?

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:10 PM (MpP9p)

407 Anyone else reading the Daniel Knauf script for The Invisible Man? It's pretty kick ass so far.

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 06:10 PM (bTnE9)

408 He's Army. Did you expect him to be able to count?

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

409 380 I once had a E-2, 19yo girl call me Joe at morning muster and I was about a month away from retirement they tell me when she started crying that I really lost my shit

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:10 PM (JFrBt)

410 406 BTW, Cochran, you know you're responsible for feeding the Ravage tomorrow, right? Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 10:10 PM (MpP9p) No prob. I've seen some people around here with Obama stickers on their cars.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

411 "It's 11. Army last won in 2001. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 10:07 PM"

Well, fuck.  It has been that long, hasn't it? *goes in search of paper bag to put on head*


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 06:11 PM (uK+tZ)

412 410 I've seen some people around here with Obama stickers on their cars. stop picking on Gabe and JeffB

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:11 PM (JFrBt)

413 hmm...cochran

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 06:12 PM (ahBY0)

414 I shall always try to run a neat inn.

Posted by: Corona at November 27, 2013 06:12 PM (fh2Y7)

415 I once had a E-2, 19yo girl call me Joe at morning muster and I was about a month away from retirement

they tell me when she started crying that I really lost my shit


What did she do next, hand you a stress card?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 06:12 PM (cK0tU)

416 369 Molly K, you do need a break! Happy Thanksgiving.

Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 09:54 PM (z4WKX)

 

 

.....................

 

 

Back at you. If anyone needs a break it would be you! Continued prayers

Posted by: Molly k. at November 27, 2013 06:12 PM (S3EdD)

417 413 hmmÂ…cochran Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 10:12 PM (ahBY0) Yes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

418 Okay, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm going to stow all of the swabbie jokes that are roiling in my head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 06:13 PM (aDwsi)

419 Ace, you have been the most gracious host. Thanks for hosting this joint and keeping the horde entertained. I hope every one of the 'ron's and 'ette's have a thankful day spent with friends, family and loved ones eating way to much and sleeping it off.

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at November 27, 2013 06:13 PM (IanLz)

420 Thanksgiving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA05aiIvl20 I am thankful I live in this great country, full of millions of really incredible Americans. And some of them post here. It is too great and wonderful for someone as small and petty as Barack Obama and his Regime of idiots and poltroons to permanently screw up. Because reality works, and truth will work, and this madness will eventually fall apart.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 27, 2013 06:14 PM (v6hyJ)

421 they tell me when she started crying that I really lost my shit Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:10 PM (JFrBt) What would happen if someone made your little girl cry?

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:14 PM (MpP9p)

422 415 actually she went and told the CMC he wasn't pleased but fuck him I have to call him master chief, then the little wench had best call me by my first name CHIEF

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:14 PM (JFrBt)

423 they tell me when she started crying that I really lost my shit

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:10 PM (JFrBt)


was she a Bears fan, too?

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

424 421 What would happen if someone made your little girl cry? tell the wife when she loses her shit its epic

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:15 PM (JFrBt)

425 I just walked to my truck to bring in a paper I bought this afternoon. The wind is really gusty, and the thermometer says 20 deg.

Dood -- you don't need a paper, you need a plane ticket.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 06:15 PM (Xlbr8)

426 423 I think she was from Wisconsin so most likely a packers fan she deserved it then

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:15 PM (JFrBt)

427 405 He's Army. Did you expect him to be able to count? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 10:09 PM (GEICT) Not higher than 3

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 06:16 PM (j7iSn)

428 Well, everyone had a fun day of it while I was out drilling holes in a concrete wall for antenna cables in the snow, amirite ? Paychecks are always nice, though, and not following the news is probably good for my morale. All best wishes for all the 'rons & 'ettes this Thanksgiving, thankful for all of you, for the occasional paycheck, and all clear-thinking sane people out there. Maybe we can still pull this out of the nosedive. Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 06:16 PM (3X3ZR)

429 Bless you all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 06:17 PM (3X3ZR)

430 The wind is really gusty, and the thermometer says 20 deg. Dood -- you don't need a paper, you need a plane ticket. Posted by: Purp at November 27, 2013 10:15 PM (Xlbr If it's in the 20s, my dad will fire up the BBQ. (I should mention that he's in Canada.)

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:18 PM (MpP9p)

431 Over at Althouse a poster wrote, speaking of Dem attempts to force conversations toward pushing ObamaCare:

"Thanksgiving is a holiday to recognize what you have, not what you want."

Amen, bro!

Posted by: Hari Seldon at November 27, 2013 06:18 PM (iD/v0)

432 Mr. 'Calm down' brought me a bourbon and water. All is forgiven.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 06:19 PM (bCEmE)

433 422 415 actually she went and told the CMC

he wasn't pleased but fuck him

I have to call him master chief, then the little wench had best call me by my first name CHIEF Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:14 PM

He should have told her to fuck off, in the most polite CM/PC/can't hurt her tender feelings way.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 06:19 PM (Nk6GS)

434 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 10:17 PM (3X3ZR) Happy T'giving to you and yours!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:19 PM (MpP9p)

435 424 421 What would happen if someone made your little girl cry? tell the wife when she loses her shit its epic Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:15 PM (JFrBt) I'd rather have a linebacker mad at me rather than a woman.

Posted by: Violet at November 27, 2013 06:19 PM (AO9UG)

436 I had to laugh at my son telling me his basic training stories. He graduated this past September and once told me how cool he thought his Drill Instructor was. I then told him how our DI told us how pissed he was that he could no longer beat the shit out of us cuz of the "pussy new changes."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 06:19 PM (cK0tU)

437 Thanks, and the same to you and yours !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 06:20 PM (3X3ZR)

438 Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:15 PM (JFrBt) Are you going to take the police dispatcher job?

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 06:20 PM (z4WKX)

439 436 AE2 Lilly I graduated boot camp in jan 85 i'll never forget this sadist prick from hell

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:21 PM (JFrBt)

440 Out, out, damned sock!

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2013 06:21 PM (AO9UG)

441 dammit i like yr comments but i have to say f'u with the Army comments...I suppose u like Cutler too?...sorry dude

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 06:22 PM (ahBY0)

442 438 I applied but it depends on the wife and if she stays in her job or goes and gets a firm job in that case we're moving we'll see soon enough

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:22 PM (JFrBt)

443 I graduated boot camp in jan 85

i'll never forget this sadist prick from hell


Lackland AFB June '82. The particular Sergeant was a Viet era Master Sergeant.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 06:23 PM (cK0tU)

444 441 I suppose u like Cutler too?...sorry dude banhammer?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:23 PM (JFrBt)

445 Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:22 PM (JFrBt) off the island?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 27, 2013 06:23 PM (8JJ6O)

446 Bless you all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 10:17 PM (3X3ZR)


Bless you back, sock.  In fact, God bless us, every one, every day. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 27, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

447 441 dammit i like yr comments but i have to say f'u with the Army comments...I suppose u like Cutler too?...sorry dude Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 10:22 PM (ahBY0) Ha! My family is Navy through and through. And I'm not a huge fan, but yeah, I like Cutler. He's an SEC guy, enjoyed watching him play back in college. He's also a Type 1 Diabetic, like I am, so I root for him to do well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

448 445 if the money is right we will chase it

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (JFrBt)

449 436 I had to laugh at my son telling me his basic training stories. He graduated this past September and once told me how cool he thought his Drill Instructor was. I then told him how our DI told us how pissed he was that he could no longer beat the shit out of us cuz of the "pussy new changes."
Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 10:19 PM

Just play the first half of  "Full Metal Jacket" 'cuz that shit was real until at least the late '80s at Navy boot camp. The fucking Marines had to be still hardcore.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (Nk6GS)

450 we'll see soon enough Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:22 PM (JFrBt) IÂ’m not great in the am, I thought you were offered the job. IÂ’m sorry I didnÂ’t remember correctly. Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (z4WKX)

451 sorry...just Army 73-75...

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (ahBY0)

452 Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 10:22 PM (ahBY0) Are you referring to NCJ? He's Navy, others here are Navy, and others are the significant others of those in the Navy. Same thing with the Army, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, and Merchant Marines. Speaking as the SO of a Navy guy, we kid, but we appreciate all of the services. NCJ's love of the Bears? That's another issue.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (MpP9p)

453 447 He's also a Type 1 Diabetic little known fact, well done

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:26 PM (JFrBt)

454 453 447 He's also a Type 1 Diabetic little known fact, well done Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:26 PM (JFrBt) --and a Type A asshole.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2013 06:27 PM (fETNt)

455 450 you were right, I was told if I apply its mine 542 NCJ's love of the Bears? That's another issue. banhammer?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:28 PM (JFrBt)

456 little known fact, well done Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:26 PM (JFrBt) Really? I heard all about it. Was very interested and glued to the tv when ESPN did the story on it a few years back after he got diagnosed. It's almost criminal that it took the trainers so long to figure it out. He displayed all the classic symptoms of diabetes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

457 I remember the "confidence chamber" or whatever it was euphemistically called where they gas you with CS. 

One dude tore his uniform off and ran off down the trial screaming like he'd met a demon. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 27, 2013 06:28 PM (Xlbr8)

458 and there's the spawn of my loins brb, gotta start painting a san dimas

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 06:29 PM (JFrBt)

459

if the money is right we will chase it

 

This.

Posted by: Every Chick Ever at November 27, 2013 06:30 PM (or6LL)

460 Yeah, no kidding, God bless us all, every one, every day. Thanks, Peaches. you too, and many more.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 06:30 PM (3X3ZR)

461 542 NCJ's love of the Bears? That's another issue. banhammer? Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 10:28 PM (JFrBt) Sorry, you're stuck with me.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:30 PM (MpP9p)

462 Just play the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" 'cuz that shit was real until at least the late '80s at Navy boot camp. The fucking Marines had to be still hardcore.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 10:26 PM (Nk6GS)


My cousin was a Marine, was in vietnam in 67-68 during Tet, got over run twice and lived. I asked him about full metal jacket and if boot camp was really insane like that. He said pretty much, sometimes worse.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 27, 2013 06:31 PM (FMbng)

463 How can y'all be so grateful when there are young women out there that are forced to pay for their own birth control? Disgusting.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 06:34 PM (Dwehj)

464 463 How can y'all be so grateful when there are young women out there that are forced to pay for their own birth control? Disgusting. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 10:34 PM (Dwehj) Know what I'm grateful for? *c#nt punt* That.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

465 I would like to express my gratitude for...me.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 06:36 PM (Dwehj)

466 How can y'all be so grateful when there are young women out there that are forced to pay for their own birth control? Disgusting.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 10:34 PM (Dwehj)


You ain't from our hood are you Prez'nit?

Posted by: 1/2 the NFL and all of the NBA at November 27, 2013 06:37 PM (cK0tU)

467 I am thankful that since it's started getting really cold outside, they've put a little space heater in the garage for when I sneak in there through the crawl space. That box with the comfy fleece blanket is a nice touch, too. Save me some giblets.

Posted by: Freedom Loving Outdoor Cat at November 27, 2013 06:37 PM (TCqhy)

468 Happy Thanksgiving you magnificent bastards!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at November 27, 2013 06:37 PM (x3H/C)

469

458 What va coincidence!!! I'm about to GO to San Dimas, to sup on delicious malibu chicken at san dimas Sizzler.

More cheese toast please, garcon!!!

Posted by: DAve at November 27, 2013 06:38 PM (b7yum)

470 Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 10:36 PM (Dwehj) I got yer gratitude. David Brenner.........is he still alive?

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2013 06:38 PM (j7iSn)

471

I'm making a batch of Bourbon / Vanilla Bean Ice Cream (Frozen Custard, actually) for pie a la mode, tomorrow.

The house smells nice.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 06:38 PM (or6LL)

472 Happy Thanksgiving you magnificent bastards! Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at November 27, 2013 10:37 PM (x3H/C) Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:38 PM (MpP9p)

473 I'm thankful the the shit the east coast is going through left us last week. 50 degrees tomorrow with no wind.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 27, 2013 06:39 PM (cK0tU)

474 458 What va coincidence!!! I'm about to GO to San Dimas, to sup on delicious malibu chicken at san dimas Sizzler. More cheese toast please, garcon!!! Posted by: DAve at November 27, 2013 10:38 PM (b7yum) *Looks at map* Crap. I'm making a batch of Bourbon / Vanilla Bean Ice Cream (Frozen Custard, actually) for pie a la mode, tomorrow. The house smells nice. Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 10:38 PM (or6LL) He probably doesn't live nearby. Crap.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:40 PM (MpP9p)

475 I'm so not looking forward to our tofu and arugula turkey tomorrow. It's a bitch being married to a Food Nazi.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 06:40 PM (Dwehj)

476 oh boy...no intention of causing any kind of harm to this thread or anyone here...I welcome any rip from Navy, Marine, Air Force, National Guard or any service to this country.

Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 06:42 PM (ahBY0)

477

Thanksgiving is one of the few days I get off. Oh the joys of being in the dept. that makes money for the company.

Be safe, have fun, and don't wind up on COPs. If you must, make it something we talk about for years to come!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at November 27, 2013 06:43 PM (x3H/C)

478 oh boy...no intention of causing any kind of harm to this thread or anyone here...I welcome any rip from Navy, Marine, Air Force, National Guard or any service to this country. Posted by: dumbartist at November 27, 2013 10:42 PM (ahBY0) Don't worry, you're fine!

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:43 PM (MpP9p)

479 It's a bitch being married to a Food Nazi.


Trade ya'.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 27, 2013 06:43 PM (cK0tU)

480 Whenever the ONT shows up, we'll be thankful for it.

Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 06:44 PM (MpP9p)

481 Trade ya'.

No sir. I want no part of that, I assure you.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 27, 2013 06:45 PM (Dwehj)

482 Balls

Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2013 06:45 PM (bTnE9)

483 >>> Trade ya'. "I got this one for Michelle and this one for Kathy Sebelius"

Posted by: SCoaMF at November 27, 2013 06:46 PM (Ua6T/)

484 480 Whenever the ONT shows up, we'll be thankful for it. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 10:44 PM (MpP9p) I think this is it, isn't it?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 06:47 PM (bCEmE)

485 >>>>so why is one bird happy to see another bird dead and cooked on a big plate?>>>>>

It's like those barbecue restaurants that have a sign with a happy pig in the chef's hat.

"Come on in and eat the dead bodies of my family and friends!"

Posted by: Thomas Wictor at November 27, 2013 06:49 PM (+rdD2)

486 480 Whenever the ONT shows up, we'll be thankful for it. Posted by: Vendette at November 27, 2013 10:44 PM (MpP9p) I typed that just so the ONT would show up.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 27, 2013 06:49 PM (bCEmE)

487

I think this is it, isn't it?

 

 

It's about as good an ONT as you are likely to see from Ace.

He's ONT challenged.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 06:50 PM (or6LL)

488 ONT up

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2013 06:50 PM (zDsvJ)

489

Pies baking, wine chilling, cranberries jellied, sausage cooked and mixed with onion, celery, sage, thyme, etc chilling together to be combined into stuffing tomorrow a.m., starting stockpot next then cracking a beer.

 

I am thankful for this blog too;  for Ace, the cobs, the regulars.  Thank you all for existing so vehemently in this wonderful space.

Posted by: barbarausa at November 27, 2013 06:50 PM (WWeoI)

490 >>>>My cousin was a Marine, was in vietnam in 67-68 during Tet, got over run twice and lived. I asked him about full metal jacket and if boot camp was really insane like that. He said pretty much, sometimes worse.>>>>

R. Lee Ermey improvised all the dialog from the training sequences in Full Metal Jacket. The actors didn't know what he was going to do or say.

He also said in an interview that yes, he used to punch recruits in the solar plexus when they screwed up. Since they were going to Vietnam and their survival depended on their training, he says those punches saved a lot of lives.

Posted by: Thomas Wictor at November 27, 2013 06:54 PM (+rdD2)

491 I'm grateful for my family, my friends, my shelves and shelves of books, my hogsheads of ale and firkins of bacon vodka, my health, and most of all, the SCOAMF and his minions.  Why?  Because I was on auto-pilot for so many years, and his bald-faced, brass-plated bastardy has forced me to reevaluate what I thought I knew, educate myself, and figure out what it means to be a truly free person.  Thank you, Kim Jong O, for unintentionally opening my eyes to the beauty of the founding principles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2013 07:07 PM (QBm1P)

492 As an old LGF addict, before the onset of insanity, am so thankful to Ace for a new lurking home.

God bless ya and all the cobloggers.

Posted by: berserker lurker at November 27, 2013 07:09 PM (umARF)

493 Hail Eris ! Hi-ho, off to the ONT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2013 07:10 PM (3X3ZR)

494 Hey folks, happy Thanksgiving.

Looking forward to the day when we can all print each other some tasty goblets of ale. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2013 07:11 PM (T/XcG)

495 Oh yeah, forgot to pass this along for all of you pumpkin pie lovers out there. NSFW.

http://tinyurl.com/n84mv3p

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2013 07:14 PM (T/XcG)

496

Immanentize the fleshaton!  ((sips donut flavored vodka, brines tomorrow's turkey))

 

 

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2013 07:15 PM (QBm1P)

497 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 27, 2013 10:31 PM[\i]

That wasn't insane, that's what was. You don't build warriors with cookies and cake.

Ain't like that no more, and God help us.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 07:17 PM (Nk6GS)

498 Fuck. Where's the barrel? I fucked up a tag somewhere.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 27, 2013 07:19 PM (Nk6GS)

499 Let's add to the 'stupid scam' meme. And, let's attribute it to some sort of white guilt/elite-by-association trip. Will Smith, I mean, David Poitier, I mean... David Hampton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hampton

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 27, 2013 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

500 WTH??? I went to Sizzler AND target and there's only like 5 more posts

Posted by: DAve at November 27, 2013 08:48 PM (b7yum)

501 Heck, I napped .5 hour, had a piece of blueberry pie, read the rest of these, and it's time for Bond James Bond to save the world. And have him some sweet sweet HalleBerry. Yum.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 28, 2013 04:35 PM (OONaw)

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