March 06, 2014

Here Are Some Words and Graphs Open Thread
— Ace

Only one in ten of the uninsured who qualify for Obamacare have bothered to sign up for it. Seems like a pretty good reason to take away everyone else's insurance.

Obama, for his part, thinks Obamacare is working exactly the way it should.

Completely unrelated I'm sure, but Bobby Jindal thinks it's time to revisit our assumption that Barack Obama is a smart man.

At Sarah Hoyt's place, a guest post about the science-fiction community's descent into busybodying, witch-hunting intolerance.

From @rdbrewer4 in the sidebar, @charlescwcooke notes the downside -- for Democrats -- of a filibuster-free world. They had to kill the nomination of that Adegbile character themselves. There was no Republican filibuster which would allow them to hide.

From @tsrblke, Volokh considers one of the dumber posts ever appearing at Salon, and when I say it's one of the dumber posts ever appearing at Salon, I really mean only that it's a post appearing at Salon. When you're drowning in a sea of stupid, you really can't parse out the relative heights of stupid-waves.

Also from @rdbrewer4, scientific proof that nothing's funny if you analyze it to death.

One of the coolest things of the day comes from @comradearthur, who links this tour of the solar system, which is -- for once -- in proper scale.

Your usual depiction of the solar system cannot display distances to scale because the distances between planets are so enormously huge the planets would be smaller than a single pixel and hence invisible.

Well, this link aims to show you what Douglas Adams meant when he had the Hitchhiker's Guide define space's size in this way:

“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. "

And it defines infinity thus:

Infinte: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

It's a neat link. I'd like to tell you the first billion kilometers are the hardest, but in fact the solar system is relatively action-packed with planets in the first billion kilometers. It's the last four and a half billion kilometers where you start to get a sense of what "empty space" really means.

Empty... space.

So that's why they call it that.

Thanks for help on the Hitchhiker's Guide quotes to Mike in the Hinterlands.

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM | Comments (748)
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1 Hey all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 06, 2014 03:14 PM (o2sGG)

2 There was no Republican filibuster which would allow them to hide. Didn't stop the media from reporting that the Republicans filibustered it. No lie.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 06, 2014 03:16 PM (GrtrJ)

3 Pretty sure that the lack of a filibuster is Ted Cruz's fault. /s

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:19 PM (zDsvJ)

4 OK, I'm going to go really controversial here and admit that I do not like Rick Perry's glasses.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:21 PM (zDsvJ)

5 The idea behind that solar map might be cool when applied to exploration age island finding. In other words, reduce the smallest major island to a single pixel, and then map to scale in a browser window relative to major coastlines like Europe or the Americas.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 06, 2014 03:21 PM (kqGWM)

6 "Only one in ten of the uninsured who qualify for Obamacare have bothered to sign up for it. Seems like a pretty good reason to take away everyone else's insurance.

"Obama, for his part, thinks Obamacare is working exactly the way it should.


Does anybody really think it had anything to do with certain people not having enough  healthcare or simply the fact that he thought certain people were spending too much on healthcare...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 06, 2014 03:22 PM (80R0X)

7 4 OK, I'm going to go really controversial here and admit that I do not like Rick Perry's glasses. That's real Tardisil, sir.

Posted by: wooga at March 06, 2014 03:22 PM (Q1BWs)

8 The 'fluidity of humor' concept is, in my humble opinion, best represented by Brian Regan's amazing 'Stupid in School' stand-up bit. My personal opinion is that it is, structurally speaking, the funniest joke in the world. The whole flow is fluid, with the important concepts being developed gradually throughout the joke, and yet, the final punchline is totally out of left field.

Posted by: ChrisValentine at March 06, 2014 03:22 PM (42vqa)

9 Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 07:21 PM (zDsvJ)

Sadly, that might be the most important political analysis of the day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:22 PM (QFxY5)

10 42nd!

Posted by: Deep Thought at March 06, 2014 03:22 PM (xm+xZ)

11 Cool idea, Walter. It'd be fun to have a time-dilation movie showing when the discoveries were made, too. And inventions in general.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:23 PM (zDsvJ)

12 FF seems to have rescaled my fonts. Smaller.
I hate it when they redo the code. Leave "well enough" alone....

Posted by: backhoe at March 06, 2014 03:23 PM (ULH4o)

13 >>>In other words, reduce the smallest major island to a single pixel, and then map to scale in a browser window relative to major coastlines like Europe or the Americas. yup, that would be interesting and enlightening too. Or the Amundson Scott expedition, for that matter. Start at the size of single man or sled-dog.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH)

14 Greetings, Just watched Mr. Christie talk about the improtance of winning elections - okay, I assume he means for the Tea Party to turn out in the general. Does that mean no more Estab Republicans dissing Tea Party types when they win primaries Does that mean the Estab Rs will fund them primary wining Tea Party candidates as well? Regards,

Posted by: Mike at March 06, 2014 03:23 PM (ziUD6)

15

I'll contribute to random shit thread.  Repost.  Have a great night everybody.



The Aztecs (people, not shitty vehicle) had about 35MM people under their rule/empire. It is estimated that they sacrificed 250,000 people to their gods PER YEAR, which would be a rate of about 2 an hour.



But the conquistadors, those are the bad guys. LOL.



Make sure not to trample any daffodils (otherwise known as people) on your way home!!

Posted by: prescient11 at March 06, 2014 03:24 PM (tVTLU)

16 Is somebody gonna go get the others?

Posted by: bayou city's kindle at March 06, 2014 03:24 PM (AJrbR)

17 I'm famous baby!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 06, 2014 03:24 PM (hq5sb)

18 I did, bayou.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:24 PM (zDsvJ)

19 Sigh.

No plaid.

Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 06, 2014 03:25 PM (Gk3SS)

20 It's not hard to find a cold, dark and lonely place in this Universe. The problem is finding one where a rope will do you any good.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:25 PM (xm+xZ)

21 Hey, CharlieBrown. I made a nice pan-fried sole the other day that included a dollop of anchovy butter at the end. Now I have this anchovy butter. How would you use it? I've read some ppl put it on steaks.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:25 PM (zDsvJ)

22 I pointed the way  to here.

Posted by: Jacqueline Bisset at March 06, 2014 03:25 PM (BAS5M)

23 Maybe we can get Slartybartfast to make us a 2nd Earth...and then we can ship all the Leftists there!

Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 03:26 PM (W4wxS)

24 There's a slow...slow... Train comin' And John McVain is the least popular Senator among Rethuglicans nationally and in Arisona, says that Democrat uber pollster. Maybe he should put on his Sailin' Shoes. Different band there.

Posted by: Dylan and the Dead at March 06, 2014 03:26 PM (jmIQu)

25 Oh, garrett is here. Same question to you, chef.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:26 PM (zDsvJ)

26 I don't have the actual numbers, but according to the monthly newsletter, membership in Christian Healthcare Ministries has "skyrocketed" since Obamacare began its rollout. I wonder how many of us newly uninsured decided to seek out less conventional ways of insuring ourselves?

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:26 PM (hFL/3)

27 "There was no Republican filibuster which would allow them to hide." ------------- Ha! You haven't read CNN, New York Daily News, or the Leadership Conference web site. In all cases, they declare that there was a filibuster. In point of fact, I have exchanged a couple of emails with the Leadership Conference guy. I'll happily post those exchanges here, but only given the okey-doke by Ace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (aDwsi)

28 In other words, reduce the smallest major island to a single pixel, and then map to scale in a browser window relative to major coastlines like Europe or the Americas.

xkcd does stuff like this.  His current comic is a graphic of the combined weights of Earth's land mammals: people, pigs, elephants, cows, etc. represented by numbers of different blocks.

http://xkcd.com/

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (P7Wsr)

29 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (QupBk)

30

It's not hard to find a cold, dark and lonely place in this Universe.

 

 

You've been foolin' around with my ex-wife?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (BAS5M)

31    Volock considers one of the dumber posts ever appearing at Salon, and when I say it's one of the dumber posts ever appearing at Salon, I really mean only that it's a post appearing at Salon. When you're drowning in a sea of stupid, you really can't parse out the relative heights of stupid-waves.


ok i lol'd at this. did she write that in English ? cough

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

32 The most horrifying thing I've read today and of course it comes from Amanda Marcotte.

http://tinyurl.com/kjzebmk

Posted by: Stevie G at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (x/lJo)

33 I've read some ppl put it on steaks.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 07:25 PM (zDsvJ)

Those people should be shot.

Toss it into pasta, with a bunch of parmesan?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:27 PM (QFxY5)

34

4 OK, I'm going to go really controversial here and admit that I do not like Rick Perry's glasses.

 

You no likey his glasses, Y-not?

 

I don't care either way...he's still hot.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (W4wxS)

35 15>>. Don't forget to mention cannibalism practiced by several NA tribes...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (A9hpr)

36 No fucking words... Obama National Field Director Jeremy Bird and his partner, Betsey Hoover, just went through a tragic loss -- the pre-mature birth of their baby boy Elijah, and his death only a few hours later. Now Bird is using the terrible experience to help push Obamacare. At WZ and Truthrevolt

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (MtC8f)

37 I thought this was funny:
http://tinyurl.com/l6qajdt

Posted by: Mallfly at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (bJm7W)

38 Anchovy Butter This should be fun.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (xm+xZ)

39 Did anyone really think Obama was smart?  When he didn't release his grades, papers, SAT, LSAT, etc.  That's a bunch of clues right there.  "Corpse-man", "speaking Austrian", etc. should have been the nails in the coffin.

I'm guessing an SAT score along the lines of an average Junior College football player (between 800 and 1000 tops), and would guess his IQ in the high-ish double digits, i.e. trainable but rocket science was never an option the same way rocket science was never an option for Patrick in SpongeBob.

Posted by: OCBill at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (rFipM)

40 Serious question... Lady Friend had her health insurance cancelled by O'care... said so right on the letter... The only available policy would be a 61% increase in price, for the same basic coverage, plus O'care crap. Now the Prezzy says she could have kept her policy, but it is too late as it is cancelled already. Thus, she has been harmed by the Presidents illegal actions, as her policy WAS cancelled... and will not be coming back. Sooo... we have harm caused by the capricious whim of the Prezzy.... under what 'cause' could you put together a class action lawsuit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (84gbM)

41 xkcd did one of all the known exoplanets to scale:

http://xkcd.com/1071/

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:28 PM (P7Wsr)

42 Oh, speaking of maps. This just popped up on my TL: @highrank Mar 4 Pretty cool. Interactive map of average income by profession and minimum wage across all 50 states. http://robainalaw.com/wage-map/

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (zDsvJ)

43 Just watched the "Yellow King Theory." Compelling.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (/eo9F)

44 "34 4 OK, I'm going to go really controversial here and admit that I do not like Rick Perry's glasses. " I feel like he's 3 seconds from stepping into a phone booth and slapping on some spandex and a cape...and I am a ok with that.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (hFL/3)

45 Combination birthing center/abortion clinic.  Amanda Marcotte's karma must be jet black.

http://tinyurl.com/kjzebmk

Posted by: Stevie G at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (x/lJo)

46 Link in my nick for the phone/ipad challenged.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (zDsvJ)

47 So approx. 40 million were uninsured, with 10% of that is 4 million getting OCare.

A nation of 330million or so have had their health insurance - and healthcare - ruined for the sake of insuring 4 million, and for the sake of the government getting a ridiculous amount of control over its citizens.
But mostly for the control.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (aq/zi)

48 The space thingy was on the sidebar last night. I ran through it. Took a bit of time but worth it. Bits of info as you spend 5 minutes scrolling from point A to point B.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (M/TDA)

49 Come on, Ace, 72.3% of people know graphs suck.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 03:29 PM (hn5v5)

50

"In a press conference, Secretary Kerry provided a completely different version of his talks with Minister Lavrov. Kerry did not repeat anything that Lavrov said.

Comment: It is not possible to square the circle of the two versions of the bilateral talks. Readers could wonder whether the two men were in the same room.

From the NightWatch personal experience, Kerry exaggerates, frequently having to backtrack from his grandiose rhetorical flourishes. Lavrov is a statesman in the old European school. He never departs from his brief."


http://tinyurl.com/my2szd8

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 03:30 PM (KQp38)

51 >>> Completely unrelated I'm sure, but Bobby Jindal thinks it's time to revisit our assumption that Barack Obama is a smart man.

Tying into science thread, you mean the hypothesis of a higher intelligence and/or power in our lightbringer in chief? Assumes facts not in evidence, which the MSM was more than happy to do. I still find it gobsmacking that they still have not dug up one a single report card, test score or paper he wrote.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2014 03:30 PM (BF+2f)

52 "Sooo... we have harm caused by the capricious whim of the Prezzy.... under what 'cause' could you put together a class action lawsuit?" I don't know, but in a just world this would be standing. But since we live in an unjust world...

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:30 PM (hFL/3)

53 Your usual depiction of the solar system cannot display distances to scale because the distances between planets are so enormously huge the planets would be smaller than a single pixel and hence invisible. I saw some cool program recently where a kinda-hot female scientist lobbied to have an explorer on the edge of interstellar space turn around and take a photo of our solar system as it departed. She got her wish, I guess 'cause she was kinda hot. After the pic was taken and assembled from like 10,000 individual pics, she saw a tiny blue dot and thought it was dust. She went to wipe it away and realized it was our planet.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 06, 2014 03:30 PM (CnA98)

54

Oh don't be such an Eeyore.  Why, I see TV ads every day now telling me the absolute Nirvana I will experience by signing up with Covered CA.

If it's on commercial breaks during Gay Sitcoms it must be true, right?

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2014 03:30 PM (wAQA5)

55 Y- I'd be eating it on a warm crusty bread or tossing it in a pasta with olives and some dried ricotta. Maybe finish some steamed mussels / clams in a sauce with that and some white wine?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:31 PM (xm+xZ)

56 That article was total bullshit.  Just cut to me mugging the camera with a stupid face immediately following a 3 second video clip of some dipshit Republican.  The audience will be barking and clapping like circus seals every time.

Posted by: Jon Stewart at March 06, 2014 03:31 PM (M5T54)

57 Yeah, the solar system link was FANTASTIC, as were the YouTube comment reconstructions. I laughed so much watching one of them that I was literally in pain.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:31 PM (r+7wo)

58 " I'm guessing an SAT score along the lines of an average Junior College football player (between 800 and 1000 tops)" It's very telling that he wasn't even a National Achievement Scholar.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:32 PM (hFL/3)

59 I feel like he's 3 seconds from stepping into a phone booth and slapping on some spandex and a cape...and I am a ok with that. --- I have not given up on him, although the rehabilitation needed is extensive. Two quick comments before I leave. 1. I thought he did a nice job in that Tapper interview, including not being a prick to the (other) GOP hopefuls. 2. I read on Twitter yesterday that the crowd for Palin at CPAC is expected to exceed Perry's. That bothers me. Not because of some grudge I have against Palin, but simply because in terms of accomplishments and current activities, you'd think a successful governor would be a bigger draw.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:32 PM (zDsvJ)

60 I think the "yellow king" is gonna turn out to be a mis-heard phrase. In other words, something that sounds similar to "yellow king."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 03:32 PM (/eo9F)

61 Obamacare is working "as it should," from the Democrat perspective, given that it's such a calamitous train wreck it'll provide the backdrop for the Dems' final push for single payer. 

Posted by: The Bigger Picture at March 06, 2014 03:33 PM (pmsMR)

62 "Empty... space."

That's where all the heat is hiding.

Posted by: Climate Changeology 101 at March 06, 2014 03:33 PM (1CroS)

63 Ooh, sounds good garrett. You da man!

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:33 PM (zDsvJ)

64 I don't think the average human mind is geared to fathom the  true  vastness of the universe.  We speak of light years only to try to simplify mathematical expressions of this vastness, but  we have no way to fully appreciate how unimaginably huge it really is. 

Posted by: Soona at March 06, 2014 03:33 PM (rOX4+)

65 For all you Patrick Stewart lovers: http://tinyurl.com/kmvtq7l I posted it on an earlier thread but I'm still chuckling so here it is again

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 03:34 PM (M/TDA)

66 "They had to kill the nomination of that Adegbile character themselves. There was no Republican filibuster which would allow them to hide."

I was in the car yesterday and happened across the NPR coverage of the issue.

As you would imagine, it consisted overwhelmingly of abstruse apologetics on behalf of this quite unsympathetic nominee. Plenty of indignant pearl-clutching and recourse to the fainting couch. Because TEH RAYCISS, eleventy!

One of the Democrats defending Adegbile said something to the effect that Adegbile had "never represented [the cop murdering scumbag] in court".

I immediately homed in on that particular choice of wording. Because I'm pretty sure that Adegbile did actually put in working hours as an attorney on the appellate defense effort on behalf of "Abu-Jamal" or whatever the hell his name is.

My suspicion is that Adegbile never actually walked into a courtroom in front of a judge in connection with the matter. Making the claim that he had never been "in court" on the cop-killer's behalf one of those technically legalistically true factoids.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 03:35 PM (gqT4g)

67 Rick Perry's glasses are OK to nice/cool. He looks really good in the pic, regardless. And no fair that guys still get to look hot when they're all wrinkly and women don't. *pouts* But black don't crack so....

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:35 PM (r+7wo)

68 In unrelated news, Obama telling illegal immigrants the feds won't be using Obamacare to track them down. *wink, wink.

So, you know, go a head and sign up even though he said it would cover illegals at his SOTU (and some impertinent prick dared to call him on it, "You lie!").
Pen and phone trump truth and promises, bitchez.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 03:35 PM (aq/zi)

69 Maybe finish some steamed mussels / clams in a sauce with that and some white wine?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 07:31 PM (xm+xZ)

The pasta with olives and ricotta salata is a great idea (bastard), but I think the anchovies would overwhelm the mussels.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:35 PM (QFxY5)

70 Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 07:29 PM (zDsvJ) Leftists will probably suggest that higher minimum wages leads to higher salaries in general, but just skimming the map that appears actually not to be true. It may correlate, but it seems (again, back of the napkin here) that salaries correlate more to cost of living than set minimum wages. (And actually I'd submit that for states that have higher than federal minimum wages that's probably why they do.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 06, 2014 03:35 PM (hq5sb)

71 That white girl belly-dancing "appropriating" other people's traditions reminds me of another incident.

Does anyone remember when a white sorority from Arkansas won a step competition?  The video showed the crowd absolutely loved their performance ... until it was announced they won.  Then everyone got all racisty-racist and OMG WHITE GIRLS WON!!??!  That's OUR thing!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:36 PM (P7Wsr)

72 "Obama National Field Director Jeremy Bird and his partner, Betsey Hoover, just went through a tragic loss -- the pre-mature birth of their baby boy Elijah, and his death only a few hours later. Now Bird is using the terrible experience to help push Obamacare. " Oh, I have words. If he is using his premature son's birth and death to argue something like "all preterm children should have access to care" then he's either completely ignorant or is a monster. Extremely low birth weight is an automatic qualification for SSI, regardless of any other diagnosis. Very sick, very tiny babies are already covered even if their parents are uninsured.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:36 PM (hFL/3)

73 It's very telling that he wasn't even a National Achievement Scholar. yep. Not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist. And that *is* a matter of public record.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 03:36 PM (QupBk)

74 >>And no fair that guys still get to look hot when they're all wrinkly Yeah. I dig older dudes. Jacques Pepin, who is in his late 70s, is just barely outside my comfort zone now.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:36 PM (zDsvJ)

75 Regarding that stupid Salon article, most of the commenters on that site were mocking or disagreeing with it. It says something about the shifting zeitgeist that Salon, the Atlantic and various other lefty/lib sites are engaging in silly and controversial articles to generate click-bait. I think they are losing adherents, that is my guess from reading their comment boards. There is such a thing as swinging pendulums and backlash.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 06, 2014 03:37 PM (/cUUk)

76 I don't think the average human mind is geared to fathom the true vastness of the universe. We speak of light years only to try to simplify mathematical expressions of this vastness, but we have no way to fully appreciate how unimaginably huge it really is. Posted by: Soona at March 06, 2014 07:33 PM (rOX4+) Yes, it reminded me of our discussion yesterday in the small group I'm leading in church. We're discussing the existence of God and we got into the nature of the uncaused Cause yesterday. I told them that it is ok if your mind can't really grasp the reality (even if it grasps the logic) because we humans just don't operate in that realm. We exist in time and space, so how easy could it be to process the concept of a timeless, immaterial Being?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:38 PM (r+7wo)

77 It may correlate, but it seems (again, back of the napkin here) that salaries correlate more to cost of living than set minimum wages. -- Yeah. It was interesting though that in California we really didn't think the wages at the lower to middle ends of professional jobs made up for the cost of living difference. Also, the exec jobs generally have a lot of creative compensation, which it does not seem to factor in that map.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 03:38 PM (zDsvJ)

78 The problem with the actor who plays Maggie is that she's way too hot. Not only is "Maggie" a hot piece, she has no glaring personality flaws.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 03:38 PM (/eo9F)

79

60
I think the "yellow king" is gonna turn out to be a mis-heard phrase. In other words, something that sounds similar to "yellow king."
 

 

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 07:32 PM (/eo9F) 

 

--------

 

Like...sofa king?

Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 03:39 PM (cuECK)

80 yep. Not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist. And that *is* a matter of public record. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 07:36 PM (QupBk) Eh, that's an unconvincing argument. I missed National Merit Semi-finalist by a few points. I test worse on the SAT (and thus PSAT) than on the ACT style tests. Barkey's dumb, but not because of a PSAT score.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 06, 2014 03:39 PM (hq5sb)

81 Jacques Pepin, who is in his late 70s, is just barely outside my comfort zone now.

Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 07:36 PM (zDsvJ)

Damn!

Missed it by just a few hundred years.

Posted by: Vic (not really) at March 06, 2014 03:39 PM (QFxY5)

82 And no fair that guys still get to look hot when they're all wrinkly

I invite you to come to my gym locker room where old wrinkly doods walk around naked, holding their towels in their hands, slapping their wrinkly balls on people "accidentally"*.

*This actually happened to me two weeks ago.  Some old guy spun around next to me and his balls hit my thigh.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:39 PM (P7Wsr)

83 National Merit Semi-finalist is pretty selective, more selective I think than MENSA.  There's also a slightly less selective National Merit Commended Student.  My guess is Obama may have a National Merit Certificate of Attendance.  Probably not, though, since many schools only bother having their better students take the PSAT/NMSQT in the first place.

Posted by: OCBill at March 06, 2014 03:39 PM (rFipM)

84 Had to look it up myself, the quote you're remembering is from the Guide's definition of the word "infinite." Infinte: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at March 06, 2014 03:40 PM (DNpio)

85 The universe is measured in miles, not kommy kilometers.  God ain't a metric kind guy.  He loves him some inches and yards and miles.  Anyone who uses words like "thy" and "thou" just ain't ever goin' off the deep end with that kilometer crap.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 06, 2014 03:40 PM (MNxW+)

86 *This actually happened to me two weeks ago. Some old guy spun around next to me and his balls hit my thigh. Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2014 07:39 PM (P7Wsr) Just eeeeeeew. Have you recovered from the trauma yet?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:40 PM (r+7wo)

87 Sure, I was lurking around the old, nobody told me there was a nood. Thanks allot you jerks. I was in there talking to myself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (gLjvy)

88 "I missed National Merit Semi-finalist by a few points. I test worse on the SAT (and thus PSAT) than on the ACT style tests. Barkey's dumb, but not because of a PSAT score." The qualifying score for National Achievement Scholar is much lower than National Merit Scholar. He didn't even get Achievement. I doubt he broke 190 on the PSAT. And no, that doesn't make his stupid, but it definitely makes him NOT the Smartest Man Eva!!

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (hFL/3)

89 Samantha Power on NPR trying to explain our response to Russia, and explain why the Hell they would give a shit what we think she looked like a dear in the head lights and this during an interview with the every friendly to progs Gwen Ifill she is not ready for primetime she would never survive close questioning by a critic, let alone a KGB operative she is dangerously niave

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (zOTsN)

90 "yellowking" will be some Cajun satanic voodoo thing

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (/eo9F)

91 "Here are some words and graphs." Why does that make me chuckle? There is almost something liturgical in the wording.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (/cUUk)

92 Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 07:35 PM (aq/zi) Uh.... wait... Illegals Immigrants were left out of O'care specifically so they would not get subsidies... But O is going to let them get them anyway?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (84gbM)

93

And the distance between the nucleus of an atom and it's electrons is like a bunch of gnats buzzing around in the Sistine Chapel, with the nucleus being some marbles in the center of that giant space.

*Everything* is mostly empty space.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 03:41 PM (H+MP0)

94 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 06, 2014 07:39 PM (hq5sb)

It's not an argument, it's a bit of data that show he is not the super-genius that was claimed of him just a few years ago.

Extraordinarily intelligent people will do well on those tests. Sure, there are a few who won't but it is a very rough measure of intelligence, and if one is off the charts like the chocolate Jesus, then one will do well enough to make the cutoff for NMS consideration.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:42 PM (QFxY5)

95 Yeah. I dig older dudes. Jacques Pepin, who is in his late 70s, is just barely outside my comfort zone now. Posted by: Y-not at March 06, 2014 07:36 PM (zDsvJ) Funny, I find myself attracted to younger men, forgetting that I'm not that young any more. In fact, when I think of dating a 40 year old, I'm like eeeew. (No offence to any Morons out there.) And then I remember that 40 is just a few years away for moi.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:42 PM (r+7wo)

96 Old men-no underwear-sweatpants. Not a good look.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 03:42 PM (M/TDA)

97 deer nor dear geez

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:43 PM (zOTsN)

98 *This actually happened to me two weeks ago. Some old guy spun around next to me and his balls hit my thigh.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2014 07:39 PM (P7Wsr)


Sorry.  Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.  Still surprise I hit you since I was 3 feet away.  Got to love old age.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 06, 2014 03:43 PM (GgPam)

99 "Here are some words and graphs." This is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (gLjvy)

100 This actually happened to me two weeks ago. Some old guy spun around next to me and his balls hit my thigh. That's my move!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (2lrXk)

101 He wasn't even a National Achievement Outstanding Participant, and this year that cut off was 187. Thats about 30 points lower than the national Merit cut off. And Obama didn't even get that...

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (hFL/3)

102
they should make Sharknado one pixel and then scale LA from there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (gorVZ)

103 #84 "He loves him some inches..." Posted by: Anchovy Me too!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke and Andy Sullivan at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (/cUUk)

104 "In a joint town hall with Telemundo and Univision, President Obama made a pledge that his administration will not use Obamacare sign up data to deport illegal aliens.

“Will we hear from you a pledge, a personal promise, that the information provided in the registration process will not be used for deportation purposes in this country?”

“Absolutely,” Obama said, putting his hand down for emphasis."

Over at The Weekly Standard blog.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (aq/zi)

105 The point about SAT scores dates back to Gore vs GWBush.  Gore did better on his SAT than Bush, therefore he should be President.  Worth noting that neither Kerry nor Obama cared to release their SAT scores which is a pretty solid indicator that their scores were worse than GWB's and probably substantially lower in Obama's case.

Posted by: OCBill at March 06, 2014 03:44 PM (rFipM)

106 Like...sofa king?
I don't swing that way.

Posted by: couch fucker at March 06, 2014 03:45 PM (hn5v5)

107 I thought illegals were not supposed to be covered

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

108 I'm not that young any more. In fact, when I think of dating a 40 year old, I'm like eeeew This right here, it hurts.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:45 PM (2lrXk)

109 #84 Actually, the universe is measured in light years.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 06, 2014 03:46 PM (/cUUk)

110 And no, I don't think that SAT scores are an important qualification for president. They just happen to be a small part of the public record (in the case of the national merit program) that we have access to that proves that Obama is nowhere near the top of the top intellectually.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:46 PM (hFL/3)

111 This right here, it hurts.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 07:45 PM (2lrXk)

I've met her....it should hurt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:46 PM (QFxY5)

112 I agree. That solar system model is great. I got to Mars twice, but I haven't been beyond that yet. As I mentioned this morning, the 1-pixel Moon is in there, even though it isn't labeled. I missed it the first time.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 03:47 PM (sdi6R)

113 I thought Kerry got gentleman's Cs in his college courses while Bush did rather better.  Or am I thinking of Al Gore vs Bush..

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 03:47 PM (H+MP0)

114 we don't have his school records from anywhere no one remembers him except for "composite" quasi girl friend we don't even have his medical records its stunning

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

115
Here is a different graph.

http://tinyurl.com/l56pa8h

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2014 03:47 PM (gorVZ)

116 Just eeeeeeew. Have you recovered from the trauma yet?

I didn't feel traumatized, kinda pissed though.  I felt like he did it on purpose.  He got close to me, and then spun towards me, which just isn't normal.  Granted it was at the lockers, where people have to uncomfortably bunch together to access them.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:48 PM (P7Wsr)

117 I would dig older dudes except for their urine-encrusted flies and their ill-fitting dentures.

Posted by: I keed, I keed! at March 06, 2014 03:48 PM (/cUUk)

118 I said when I *think * about dating a 40 year old, not when I see a 40 year old. You have to realize my mind still thinks I'm in my 20s and has to be reminded that, dude, not even close. Besides, garret, I'm sure you're pretty hot. For a 40-year old. Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 03:48 PM (r+7wo)

119 Boehner is not issuing subpoenas for IRS emails because he, and other establishment pubs, were counting on the IRS to kill the Tea Party for them

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

120 27 Mike Hammer:

OT:  What is newsletter you speak of?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 03:49 PM (aUQgu)

121 Mike in the Hinterlands, Thanks, that explains why I couldn't find it. i've corrected.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2014 03:49 PM (/FnUH)

122 Of course illegals were not supposed to be covered, but that was just another promise that the Dems seem intent on breaking. Dems have been pushing for that change since it was passed, and Obama seems to be signaling that the system but not do such a good job of catching them. And who's to say this isn't something he decides to change like the other many things he's changed on "the law of the land" on a whim.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 03:49 PM (aq/zi)

123 This right here, it hurts.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 07:45 PM (2lrXk)

lol, tell her to get Off the lawn.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:49 PM (nqBYe)

124 I don't know if Kerry authorized it but his Navy version of an IQ test was released that showed him a few points lower than Bush from his Air Force IQ test---105 to 110 IIRC.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 03:50 PM (hn5v5)

125 Besides, garret, I'm sure you're pretty hot. For a 40-year old.

Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 07:48 PM (r+7wo)

haha

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:50 PM (nqBYe)

126

105 Like...sofa king?

 


I don't swing that way.

 

Posted by: couch fucker

 

----------

 

Twas meant in this context:

 

Liberals are sofa-king wrong about everything.

Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 03:50 PM (cuECK)

127 Minnfidel: "'Here are some words and graphs.'

This is really the story of Obama."


Well, it would be but for the graphs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 06, 2014 03:50 PM (1CroS)

128 I thought Kerry got gentleman's Cs in his college courses while Bush did rather better. Or am I thinking of Al Gore vs Bush..

Who was it that "defended" his grades by pointing out he was also learning to fly a plane that year.  I think it was Kerry.  Yeah, go to Yale then take on pilot lessons.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:51 PM (P7Wsr)

129 If it makes you feel better, I'll be 40 in a few years. Funny thing about not feeling like my actual age is that I love love love growing older.

Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 03:51 PM (r+7wo)

130 Psst, wanna see my graph? It's an open thread.

Posted by: Dingy Harry at March 06, 2014 03:51 PM (/cUUk)

131 consoles garret with some prune juice and a 60's playboy mag.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:51 PM (nqBYe)

132 Do you mean that an inexperienced socialist would make bad decisions about the future of our Country ? he's a jagoff sociopath.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 03:51 PM (8LIP9)

133 Dashed all my hopes Chique! Oh well, back to the gym

Posted by: Wrong side of fifty at March 06, 2014 03:52 PM (jmIQu)

134 Daily reminder: We are being ruled by idiotic incompetents who think they are geniuses and who openly loathe us.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at March 06, 2014 03:52 PM (6j8ke)

135

Obamacare is not the hill to stand and fight on

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 06, 2014 03:52 PM (Q6pxP)

136 I posted this earlier, but it delights me. Meet the most unpopular senator in the country. Spoiler, it aint a Tea Party guy -PPP's newest Arizona poll finds that John McCain is unpopular with Republicans, Democrats, and independents alike and has now become the least popular Senator in the country. Only 30% of Arizonans approve of the job McCain is doing to 54% who disapprove. There isn't much variability in his numbers by party- he's at 35/55 with Republicans, 29/53 with Democrats, and 25/55 with independents, suggesting he could be vulnerable to challenges in both the primary and general elections the next time he's up. McCain trails in hypothetical general election match ups with both 2012 nominee Richard Carmona (41/35) and former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords (42/35). He would lead though in a match up with former Governor Janet Napolitano, 44/36. This has the potential to be an interesting one in 2016.

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

137 If you were to shrink the sun down to the size of a grain of sand on the Boardwalk of Ocean City, Maryland, Alpha Centauri would be a grain of sand on Cape Hatteras, 279 miles away.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 03:53 PM (QUZQX)

138 sorry should have been 70's playboy mag.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

139

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at March 06, 2014 03:53 PM (Q6pxP)

140 Hey, who's up for some Comprehensive Immigration Reform?

Posted by: John Boehner at March 06, 2014 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

141 lol, tell her to get Off the lawn. No way. Chique is the cuteness. I remember that much. Plus, if I shave my back I can pass for 39, no problem.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:54 PM (A4Xgq)

142 I wish John would just admit playing for the other team.
and also  a few others.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:54 PM (nqBYe)

143 PPP's newest Arizona poll finds that John McCain is unpopular with Republicans, Democrats, and independents alike and has now become the least popular Senator in the country.

Re-election is 2016 for the cranky bastid.  He'll be 80.  Plenty of time left in him to be angry about his loss.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 03:55 PM (P7Wsr)

144 Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 07:53 PM (QUZQX)

Ahem.

How many grains of sand?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 03:55 PM (QFxY5)

145 1 in 10 signing up for that sweet sweet (0)care. Did it ever occur to these dim fucks that there's a good chunk of the population that didn't have insurance because they simply want to spend what little money they do have on stupid shit? Did it ever cross their feeble minds that there's always going to be a segment of any population that just won't play ball? Of course not. They decided to fuck it up for everyone so they could claim they did something to help a very small few. Then when they realize what a fuck up it is, they double down. Then they keep pushing it off for the elections and until after that rat bastard Barry is gone and the media is fucking silent. Excuse my rage but I have just about had it. That with the fact that I won't see the ground or anything green outside for 3 months while these window lickers tell me about warming makes my rageometer peg to minor stroke status. Fuckers, the lott of em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 03:55 PM (gLjvy)

146

I dated younger guys...before I met mr. wheatie.

 

The problem I had with younger guys, was that I often had to stop...mid-sentence...and explain something to them, or else they wouldn't understand what I was talking about.

It was annoying.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 03:55 PM (cuECK)

147 Prune Juice. Ha. Nice willow.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 03:55 PM (A4Xgq)

148 To put Obama's lack of a National Achievement Scholarship in perspective. Melissa Harris-Perry was a National Achievement Scholar. 'Ol Tampon Ear is smarter than The One. Also a NAS? Susan Rice. Not Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 03:56 PM (hFL/3)

149 Politics 4599 Seminar: Is Obama a Dumb Turd?

Posted by: The University of What's Real at March 06, 2014 03:56 PM (8ZskC)

150 garret , sure shave  but why? when beading the back  hair could  bring a sharing moment .

or better let Her wax  it, for a moment of get even-ness.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:56 PM (nqBYe)

151 Just watched the "Yellow King Theory." Compelling. Hmm, I wonder if that has any tie to Robert Chambers' "The King in Yellow". Dunno.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 06, 2014 03:56 PM (PMGbu)

152

Plus, if I shave my back I can pass for 39, no problem.

 

 

Behold the silverback  in the steamy mists of the locker  room.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 03:57 PM (BAS5M)

153 I think I'd rather have McCain lose to some upstart (Republican of course) than have him retire. That would be super sweet. And then I hope he pulls a Specter and switches over to his true north, the Dem party, before being brutally defeated by the Repub guy/gal. Aaaaah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 03:57 PM (r+7wo)

154

@36 No fucking words...


Obama National Field Director Jeremy Bird and his partner, Betsey Hoover, just went through a tragic loss -- the pre-mature birth of their baby boy Elijah, and his death only a few hours later. Now Bird is using the terrible experience to help push Obamacare.

------------------

 

Sounds like John Edwards and his "story that he never told anyone else" about the death of his child.  Even Kerry was repulsed when Edwards told him the story a second time...  including the bit about how Edwards had supposedly never told anyone the story before.

 

Posted by: junior at March 06, 2014 03:57 PM (UWFpX)

155 garret well i had to bring up
prune juice for health reasons.
dear.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:57 PM (nqBYe)

156 I've been ready Volokh for a long time. Until I saw his picture in WaPo I never realized he was just 18. Damn if he sure doesn't look like he's 18. What a great blogger.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 03:58 PM (0FSuD)

157 drags walker over.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 03:59 PM (nqBYe)

158 104 The point about SAT scores dates back to Gore vs GWBush. Gore did better on his SAT than Bush, therefore he should be President. Worth noting that neither Kerry nor Obama cared to release their SAT scores which is a pretty solid indicator that their scores were worse than GWB's and probably substantially lower in Obama's case. Posted by: OCBill at March 06, 2014 07:44 PM (rFipM) I don't know Obama doesn't just release them, even if they are terrible they will just be spun into a positive by the press. how SATs are racist because they reflect the education of privileged white ppl, not that of minorities, low incomes, or ppl raised outside the US. Or they will do the whole his intelligence cannot be quantified by a mere test sort of thing. So many options at your disposal MSM!

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2014 04:00 PM (RbqyJ)

159 Obama National Field Director Jeremy Bird and his partner, Betsey Hoover, just went through a tragic loss he loves her enough to make a baby with her but not enough to marry her and make a stable family unit?

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:00 PM (zOTsN)

160 Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 07:55 PM (cuECK) The younger guys have dated have generally been quite intelligent. In fact one of them (the youngest relative to my age) is pretty darn smart. I ask him more questions than he asks me. One of the smartest people I know. But I'm open to people a little older than me, too (if I ever get out of my house).

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:00 PM (r+7wo)

161 The problem I had with younger guys, was that I often had to stop...mid-sentence...and explain something to them, or else they wouldn't understand what I was talking about. It was annoying. Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 07:55 PM (cuECK) Try being married to a UNC graduate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:00 PM (0FSuD)

162 Kerry at Yale: Geology (D), History (D), Political Science (C), French (C), Political Science (senior year) (B). 

Wow, he could join the Animal House fraternity with those grades.  

(Source: InsidePolitics.org and taken from a Boston Globe article dated June 7, 2005)

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 04:01 PM (H+MP0)

163 beading the back hair could bring a sharing moment.

Now that's a first date!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:01 PM (P7Wsr)

164 128  Chique

FWIW, forty is the very best.  Enjoy those days! 

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:01 PM (aUQgu)

165 My condolences to Bird and Hoover, but I would bet they even after they use their "baby" to promote Obamacare, they will also continue to promote its reproductive healthcare that include abortion - purging a female body of some random "clump of cells" as if pregnancy were a disease.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 04:01 PM (aq/zi)

166 151 "Behold the silverback in the steamy mists of the locker room." So poetic, so evocative .

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:02 PM (M/TDA)

167 The emptiness and vastness of space is, in so many ways, the story of scoamf's intellect.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:02 PM (8LIP9)

168 The problem I had with younger guys, was that I often had to stop...mid-sentence...and explain something to them, or else they wouldn't understand what I was talking about. It was annoying. Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2014 07:55 PM It's because they were looking at your boobehs. When us MaleRons reach a certain age where we actually do find smart women attractive as well as their looks (o.k. yea, and still we like boobehs) I dated a woman before I married the lovely Mrs. Minnfidel and she was stunningly beautiful. And almost as stunningly stupid. I dated her for a while and then couldn't stand to even hear her voice. Eventually when you age you figure out that if you are going to spend any amount of time with a lady that you want the three B's Brains, Beauty and Boobehs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:02 PM (gLjvy)

169 how SATs are racist because they reflect the education of privileged white ppl, not that of minorities, low incomes, or ppl raised outside the US. Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2014 08:00 PM (RbqyJ) Well, this minority raised outside the US did pretty darn well on her SATs. I've always found those arguments to be bunk, especially that somehow minorities or poor people are intrinsically unable to do well on tests. How about you educate them properly, huh? (Sorry, one of my pet peeves.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (r+7wo)

170 It's not an argument, it's a bit of data that show he is not the super-genius that was claimed of him just a few years ago. I mainly quote it as a no-shit-matter-of-record, of which there are so few regarding the SCoaMF.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (QupBk)

171 Scale.

Another thing to think about, put your mind back to the end of the US Civil war. You live in the south, your plantation burned by the Union Army, your food supplies seized, and you decide to try for California.

You load up what little you have left, saddle up, put the draft animals in harness, and then you walk three thousand miles. It used to get me when I was living in that eighteen wheeler. I'd do 600-800 miles in 28 hours and think about those people walking.

Or the sailing vessels from New York around the Cape to San Francisco eight months transit on a good voyage.

OH, and all that 'empty' space, get an astrophysicist to quantify the number of charged particles spewing out of the sun. (ya, ya, space is big. Everything is astronomically big.)

Posted by: Jason Leikhuffer at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (QIhBU)

172 34 degrees and rain/sleet. Someone tell the Lord it's March and we don't need any more February weather in NC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (0FSuD)

173 36: Never let a crisis go to waste. Remember, politics is religion with these people.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (8SsiG)

174 Shrinking the sun down to a grain of sand also gives you a scale by which you can barely comprehend other wonders of the universe. The largest Pillar of Creation, in the famous Hubble photograph, would cover the states of Maryland, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, and southern New Jersey.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (QUZQX)

175 my bad. they are married. from politico Jeremy Bird and Betsy Hoover, both of Organizing for America, are tying the knot in Milwaukee. They met in the early days of the Obama campaign, during the South Carolina primary (he was field director and she was an organizer). ThereÂ’s a heavy turnout of Democratic field organizers and administration staffers, including Mitch Stewart, Max Blachman, Robby Mook, Karen Hicks, Buffy Wicks, Jon Carson, Marlon Marshall, Chris Wyant, Natalie Foster, Nancy Hogan, Beth Bafford, Jennifer Austin, Addisu Demissie and Ginny Hunt. Given the coupleÂ’s profession, itÂ’s Most Organized Wedding of the Year. Hard count: 268.

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (zOTsN)

176 Re: Odipshits college shit. Maybe he never finished anything and there is no there there. He is the penultimate lazy jagoff.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 04:03 PM (Q8vlx)

177 Anyone have links to full CPAC speeches? heard snippets of Lee and Cruz, liked what I heard. Lee said republicans need to stop talking like Reagan and start acting like him. Hear hear!

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2014 04:04 PM (RbqyJ)

178 a moment of share.

when i was 17 i said i was 18(legal)
when i was 18 i said i was 21 (clubs)
when i was 21 i started worrying about 30 when i was 30 i said i was 35 (wow you look great for 35)
when i was 40 i had no where to go. but 
18?
nope, 29?
nope
nevermind

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:04 PM (nqBYe)

179 The most unfair aspect of life?  When the body grows old, but the spirit stays young.

Posted by: Soona at March 06, 2014 04:04 PM (rOX4+)

180 166 "The emptiness and vastness of space is, in so many ways, the story of scoamf's intellect." Winner

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:04 PM (M/TDA)

181 Well, this minority raised outside the US did pretty darn well on her SATs. I've always found those arguments to be bunk, especially that somehow minorities or poor people are intrinsically unable to do well on tests.

One guy told me the word "couch" was one of those insidious words that test makers use to weed out blacks.  The appropriate word apparently is "sofa".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (P7Wsr)

182 178 The most unfair aspect of life? When the body grows old, but the spirit stays young. Posted by: Soona at March 06, 2014 08:04 PM (rOX4+) Behind every 60 year old is an 18 year old with a stiff dick, in his mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (0FSuD)

183 The Orion Nebula, at this same scale, would cover an area the size of Texas. Four times over.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (QUZQX)

184 "Behold the silverback in the steamy mists of the locker room." So poetic, so evocative . Posted by: Tuna Under water grottos, caverns Filled with apes That eat figs. Stepping on the figs That the apes Eat, they crunch. The apes howl, bare Their fangs, dance, Tumble in the Rushing water, Musty, wet pelts Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (zOTsN)

185 Behind every 60 year old is an 18 year old with a stiff dick, in his mind. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 08:06 PM ....Care to rephrase that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (gLjvy)

186 "Behold the silverback in the steamy mists of the locker room." His use of the toilet brush to shampoo his pelt not only proves an ability to conceive and use tools, but to think in abstraction about said tools. It's breathtaking.

Posted by: Shower Anthropologist at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (cKy1o)

187 @65 It's worse to do political advocacy for a cop killer than to defend him in court. Cops know everyone gets a lawyer before conviction. Being a fanboi years later is twisted.

Posted by: Beagle at March 06, 2014 04:06 PM (sOtz/)

188 My pleasure! Any excuse to crack open a Douglas Adams book is worth it.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at March 06, 2014 04:07 PM (DNpio)

189 How about you educate them properly, huh? (Sorry, one of my pet peeves.) Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 08:03 PM (r+7wo) No apologies ever necessary. and FWIW I agree!

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2014 04:07 PM (RbqyJ)

190 Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:04 PM (nqBYe) That's funny, willow. The only thing I miss about being younger is not putting on weight so easily.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:07 PM (r+7wo)

191 >>>Just watched the "Yellow King Theory." Compelling<<<


In a way, The Yellow King Theory is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Russia, Syria, Iran, Libya, China, North Korea, Venezuela... at March 06, 2014 04:08 PM (v1T8N)

192 Behind every 60 year old is an 18 year old with a stiff dick, in his mind.

I know what you're trying to say here, but it sounds like you're saying 18 year old guys follow 60 year old women around with mind-boners.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (P7Wsr)

193 The Eta Carinae nebula would cover an expanse twice the diameter of the earth, again, if the sun were a grain of sand.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (QUZQX)

194 that poem is a demonstration of the massive intellect of POTUS

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (zOTsN)

195 How about "chesterfield", Bonhomme?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (hn5v5)

196 I loathe McCain so much that I wouldn't care if a Dem took him out. What's the difference anyway? Any AZ moron know if there's a viable candidate to primary him and his old guy balls out of there?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (gLjvy)

197 One guy told me the word "couch" was one of those insidious words that test makers use to weed out blacks. The appropriate word apparently is "sofa". Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2014 08:06 PM (P7Wsr) No love for me?

Posted by: The Chesterfield at March 06, 2014 04:09 PM (yDmQD)

198 One guy told me the word "couch" was one of those insidious words that test makers use to weed out blacks. The appropriate word apparently is "sofa". Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2014 08:06 PM (P7Wsr) I guess black people are incapable of learning synonyms. Gah. *eye roll*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:10 PM (r+7wo)

199 @184 ha ha, you know what the fuck I mean. Or could they be "mind fucked"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:10 PM (0FSuD)

200

@180 One guy told me the word "couch" was one of those insidious words that test makers use to weed out blacks. The appropriate word apparently is "sofa".

------------------

 

Well, when you sofa it in terms like that...

 

/rimshot

 

Posted by: junior at March 06, 2014 04:10 PM (UWFpX)

201 Behind every 60 year old is an 18 year old with a stiff dick, in his mind. ...Yes, go on.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 06, 2014 04:10 PM (gLjvy)

202 No love for me? Posted by: The Chesterfield I always call for Phillip Morris.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:10 PM (QupBk)

203 How about "chesterfield", Bonhomme?

The cigarette?
--Barack Obama

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:11 PM (P7Wsr)

204 No love for me?

Posted by: The Chesterfield


I always call for Phillip Morris.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:10 PM (QupBk)

mmmm, marlboro man

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:11 PM (nqBYe)

205 It had to be Sofa. "Don't get no jizz upon that Chesterfield," just didn't sound right.

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at March 06, 2014 04:11 PM (cKy1o)

206 No love for me? Posted by: The Chesterfield at March 06, 2014 08:09 Me either?

Posted by: The Davenport at March 06, 2014 04:11 PM (gLjvy)

207 177 willow

Appreciate the truthful age progression you wrote.  Only at 40, I finally stopped the internal habit of giving a sh*t about what other people thought.  Great time.  Sure it's different for everybody.  No offense.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:11 PM (aUQgu)

208 How's this. Every 60 year old man thinks he can fuck like an 18 year old. NOT

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:12 PM (0FSuD)

209 Anyone know a synonym to 'ageist'?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 04:12 PM (cKy1o)

210 or settee.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:12 PM (nqBYe)

211 while the JEF was writing his figs and apes poem, Putin was undergoing his KGB training says it all best of hands

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:12 PM (zOTsN)

212 I've only got one of the Red Dwarf books even though I loved it; and I was surprised to read how insidious "Better Than Life" was in the book when it had just been shown as just another video game in the TV series episode even if it was one the guys did want to leave eventually.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (hn5v5)

213 205 One of my grandmothers always used "davenport" . Never heard her say couch or sofa.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (M/TDA)

214 Anyone know a synonym to 'ageist'?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 08:12 PM (cKy1o)


equal opportunity?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (nqBYe)

215 Funny, my Great Grandmother called it a davenport. My Grandmother, a sofa. and my Mom, the couch. They also called the living room the front room. All I knew was that I was allowed to eat or drink anything in or on any of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (gLjvy)

216 I always call for Phillip Morris. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:10 PM (QupBk) And I am a favorite of sports fishermen.

Posted by: The Bell Buoy at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (yDmQD)

217 davenport cause I'm fancy

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:13 PM (zOTsN)

218 They say the Eta Carinae star, one of the largest known, could go hypernova at pretty much any time. 

And it is rather uncomfortably close to us. Strip away the ozone layer, cook satellites and astronaughts in orbit.  Visible even in the daytime.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 04:14 PM (H+MP0)

219 Speaking of Philip Morris, I give you: Johnny Smoke http://youtu.be/uPbqsGlnWGw

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:14 PM (QupBk)

220 Evening Horde. You know the drill, who we pissing off?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:14 PM (GEICT)

221 davenport people you all from MN or ND? ND here

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

222 214 Yup. I grew up living in a house with a "front room".

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:15 PM (M/TDA)

223 NCwoof,  yes i'm sure everyone has their  age date.
but Men  rule the Patriarchal society
where They are like aged fine wine and women are____.

(just my shtick to be offended)

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

224 Grandma Minnfidel had her davenport in the front room covered with plastic. In case someone accidentally ever sat on the damn thing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:15 PM (gLjvy)

225 I grew up living in a house with a "front room". We have a parlor.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (QupBk)

226 Chesterfields?  No, it's Winstons for Ol' Barney and me.  Right, Barney?

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (KQp38)

227 MN

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (gLjvy)

228 192 The Eta Carinae nebula would cover an expanse twice the diameter of the earth, again, if the sun were a grain of sand. Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 08:09 PM (QUZQX) Wooooaaaah dude.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (GEICT)

229 Chestfield is Canadian for couch

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

230 or Positive descriminatiom

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (nqBYe)

231 Grandma Minnfidel had her davenport in the front room covered with plastic. In case someone accidentally ever sat on the damn thing. Someone could get Oleo on it!

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (cKy1o)

232 or n.

whatever

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:16 PM (nqBYe)

233 FoxNews says that Obammy is on the phone with Putin to speak harsh words.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (H+MP0)

234 Chesterfield that is gah

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (zOTsN)

235 “You’re going to need to get cousin Pookie off the couch, and say, ‘Pookie, it’s time to go vote,’ ” POTUS said. “You’ve all got a cousin Pookie, you know who I’m talking about."


Probably Obama's white half remembering what his racist grandma used to call the furniture.

Posted by: Hate Miser at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (v1T8N)

236 Someone could get Oleo on it! Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 08:16 LOL. My brother and I were just talking about Oleo the other day. Too funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (gLjvy)

237 WTH. A loud commercial just played from this page.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (r+7wo)

238 Dad called margarine Oleo

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (zOTsN)

239 My " davenport" grandma was a Chicagoan.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:17 PM (M/TDA)

240 219 Evening Horde. You know the drill, who we pissing off? 60 year old guys that think they have 18 year old dicks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

241 The bastards! the Dems have started hashtag #GOPHatesVets and are arguing that the R'pubs don't care enough about Vets to fund them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 04:18 PM (DmNpO)

242 my mum said butter.
before the guy with hair did!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

243 My mom has a settee.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 04:18 PM (aq/zi)

244 Chestfield is Canadian for couch Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 08:16 PM (zOTsN) No, "chestfield" is what Kate Upton excels in. "Chesterfield" is Canuck for couch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:18 PM (yDmQD)

245 I grew up living in a house with a "front room". We have a parlor. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:16 PM (QupBk) We called it a parlor, too, (with a u in there?) in my corner of deepest, darkest Africa.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:19 PM (r+7wo)

246 The bastards! the Dems have started hashtag #GOPHatesVets and are arguing that the R'pubs don't care enough about Vets to fund them. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse lying bastids wont hurt its not like they really care about vets

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:19 PM (zOTsN)

247 Wow, NDH, that's low. Even for them.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:19 PM (hFL/3)

248 Grandma Minnfidel had her davenport in the front room covered with plastic.

My wife's Grandma put plastic on her wood furniture.  Then she put flower vases and other heavy objects on the plastic.  Then she left them in the same place for years.

When we took the plastic covers off the furniture it stripped the finish and a bit more off.  The table cost a bunch to refinish.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:19 PM (P7Wsr)

249 Fox has a programming alert: Rep Issa will speak at 9pm ET about the 'Kelly File'. Dunno what that is, but it's in red letters.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 04:19 PM (H+MP0)

250 Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:04 PM (nqBYe) *hands willow a hearing horn* IT GOES IN YOUR EAR, DEAR!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:20 PM (oFCZn)

251 the Dems have started hashtag #GOPHatesVets and are arguing that the R'pubs don't care enough about Vets to fund them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 08:18 PM (DmNpO)


there should be NO surprise! we should Never bend at the cost of our guys and gals.


divide, and lie.

lets' see president obama,' strafing innocent villagers?'

kerry,  ____?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:20 PM (nqBYe)

252 You just can't get any of that good Oleo now -- the spread that would rip a piece of bread to shreds.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 04:20 PM (KQp38)

253 a quiz define the following serviette toque gitch gotch

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:20 PM (zOTsN)

254 #democratssuckdicks taken?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

255 232 I'd love to see the faces Putin makes to his staff when he speaks to Obama. I'll bet they roll around laughing hysterically as soon as Prez Pantywaist hangs up.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:21 PM (M/TDA)

256 I know serviette=napkin. That's what we called it in my corner of deepest, darkest Africa.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 04:21 PM (r+7wo)

257 I thought the term "jagoff" was a Midwestern word, often mispronounced by east coasters as "jack off". A bit of investigation says that the term is traced back to Pittsburgh, and further back from " the Northern British Isles" As opposed to the Southern British Isles? Bahamas? Falkland ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:21 PM (8LIP9)

258 222  Willow

Yep.  Watcha gonna do?  And some mens are so in a wad cause they can't get an 18 yo.  Des mens be the barrel bottom.  Me.  I like all grown up mens, who can fix things and defend the house and not afraid to cook.  Jes me.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (aUQgu)

259 I know what you're trying to say here, but it sounds like you're saying 18 year old guys follow 60 year old women around with mind-boners.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2014 08:09 PM (P7Wsr)



If it's Helen Mirren, would you blame them?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (lr3d7)

260 Dack, i can catch up to you . You wippersnapper!

grabs  garrets' walker and sets out on  chase, wait goes back grabs dentures and glasses.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

261 Fox hasa programming alert: Rep Issa will speak at 9pm ET about the 'Kelly File'. On The Kelly Files maybe? Megyn Kelly's show at 9PM.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (QupBk)

262 #DemocratLies and then start listing the disingenuous shit they say and do. Plenty to choose from.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (GEICT)

263 paper napkin knitted wool hat, with a pompom on top mens underwear ditto

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (yDmQD)

264 All I knew is that I nor my brothers were allowed really to be in the front room or on the davenport. That area was reserved for grownups at Grandma Minnfidels. I remember that I finally felt like an adult when I had coffee on the davenport with her in the front room. It felt like a right of passage. Then my Grandpa took me out into the barn and gave me a beer and a cigar. I was 17 and thought it was the coolest thing ever. Then I puked behind the tractor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (gLjvy)

265 'Chesterfield', in Southern Ontario anyway, has been replaced by 'couch'. I've never heard anyone use 'davenport' but I knew it was a chesterfield/couch when I was a child. We also had a family named Davenport at my grade school.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:22 PM (hn5v5)

266 Yep. Watcha gonna do? And some mens are so in a wad cause they can't get an 18 yo. Des mens be the barrel bottom. Me. I like all grown up mens, who can fix things and defend the house and not afraid to cook. Jes me.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 08:22 PM (aUQgu)


i'm with you.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:23 PM (nqBYe)

267 English is a great language. So many synonyms.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:23 PM (M/TDA)

268

We'll have tea out on the veranda.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 04:24 PM (BAS5M)

269 grabs garrets' walker and sets out on chase, wait goes back grabs dentures and glasses. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:22 PM (nqBYe) I shouldn't be funning I'm 43. *throws out back reaching for drink*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:24 PM (oFCZn)

270 If it's Helen Mirren, would you blame them? Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 06, 2014 08:22 I'd hit it. Especially if I was pissed.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 06, 2014 04:24 PM (gLjvy)

271 >>>>>>The Eta Carinae nebula would cover an expanse twice the diameter of the earth, again, if the sun were a grain of sand.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 08:09 PM (QUZQX)
<<<<<<<<<<<<

I find that nebulous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2014 04:24 PM (gorVZ)

272 84 The universe is measured in miles, not kommy kilometers. God ain't a metric kind guy. He loves him some inches and yards and miles. Anyone who uses words like "thy" and "thou" just ain't ever goin' off the deep end with that kilometer crap. Posted by: Anchovy at March 06, 2014 07:40 PM (MNxW+) And cubits. Don't forget cubits.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 04:24 PM (sdi6R)

273 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 06, 2014 04:25 PM (gLjvy)

274 What about "loveseat"? Everyone know what that means?

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:25 PM (hFL/3)

275 Rooms in the house were front room, dining room, (where we never ate) and kitchen (where we did eat. Go figure

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (8LIP9)

276 How about that thing in the sink where water comes out? Spigot (pronounced spicket) or faucet or tap?

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (cHwk5)

277 What about "loveseat"? Everyone know what that means? Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 08:25 PM A shorter couch

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (gLjvy)

278 23 Skidoo!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (oFCZn)

279 264 'Chesterfield', in Southern Ontario anyway, has been replaced by 'couch'. I've never heard anyone use 'davenport' but I knew it was a chesterfield/couch when I was a child. We also had a family named Davenport at my grade school. Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2014 08:22 PM (hn5v5) ___________ The Davenport is an old fancy-like hotel in Spokane, WA.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (0LHZx)

280 Faucet.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (hFL/3)

281 And cubits. Don't forget cubits. WhatÂ’s a cubit?

Posted by: Noah at March 06, 2014 04:26 PM (WX3R9)

282 What about "loveseat"? Everyone know what that means? Where I grew up, a sofa sat three or more, a loveseat only two.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (QupBk)

283 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 06, 2014 08:25 PM (gLjvy)

 

Angry, happy, sad, what's the diff?  Don't like you, period.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (BAS5M)

284 Hose pipe.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (QupBk)

285 The (young) uninsured as I remember it. I didn't want insurance, didn't need insurance, couldn't afford insurance.

So Obama made health insurance even more expensive than it was.

Obama is either delusional or dishonest. I fear our president is insane.

Salon, waste of time

Sarah Hoyt, good piece of work.

Over analytical, that's me, an ideologue, and a natural born skeptic. (mood swings of a sort)


Posted by: Jason Leikhuffer at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (QIhBU)

286 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (Gk3SS)

287 I shouldn't be funning I'm 43.

*throws out back reaching for drink*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 08:24 PM (oFCZn)


Dack  Oh HO. yeah .
hands over my  cup of prune juice.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:27 PM (nqBYe)

288 Rooms in the house were front room, dining room, (where we never ate) and kitchen (where we did eat. Go figure Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 08:26 PM ..LOL so true. It's how we knew we were having company over. The dining room would have plates set out and there would be food in the house you weren't allowed to touch because it was "for the company".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (gLjvy)

289 'Antimacassar', anyone? You grandmother or g-grandmother likely used them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (aDwsi)

290 "WhatÂ’s a cubit?" I'll tell you, bro.

Posted by: Noah's Dino Friend at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (hFL/3)

291 272 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Posted by: Alan Grayson at March 06, 2014 08:25 PM (gLjvy) We won't like you till you are cold.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (0FSuD)

292 Here's the link to that hashtag http://bit.ly/NCZOEV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (DmNpO)

293 'Loveseat' as a two-seater couch is what I've always assumed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (hn5v5)

294 274 Dining room and the good furniture in the front room were for company and holidays only. Family room and kitchen for everyday life.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (M/TDA)

295 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 Huh, what are those?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (gLjvy)

296 What about "loveseat"? Everyone know what that means?

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 08:25 PM

it means it is MINE, do not try to slip in because i like to sprawl with legs over the edge.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:28 PM (nqBYe)

297 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 ,.........Hi there.

Posted by: Tim at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (gLjvy)

298 hands over my cup of prune juice. Posted by: willow ---------------- Hold it..., is that the same prune juice that you 'brought up' before?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (aDwsi)

299 and there would be food in the house you weren't allowed to touch because it was "for the company".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:28 PM (gLjvy)


Was the "good" china set out?

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (cHwk5)

300 Anyone using the term parlor these days? Not likely.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (oFCZn)

301 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits.
Just don't think of the chocolate ones. That should help.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (hn5v5)

302 Where I grew up, a sofa sat three or more, a loveseat only two. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:27 PM (QupBk) Same here. But then you have those oddball love seats, where the two seats face opposite ways, so the occupants are semi-facing each other. I guess, those, you could call "no sex" seats, on account of it would be pretty difficult.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:29 PM (yDmQD)

303 You know what I've never understood? A daybed. I mean, wth? It's two short to stretch out in.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:30 PM (QupBk)

304 23 Skidoo! Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 08:26 PM

Been standing outside the pool hall again?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 04:30 PM (KQp38)

305 285 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 08:27 PM (Gk3SS) *claps both hands over mouth*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:30 PM (GEICT)

306 295 - Less wide sofa, Chesterfield, couch, Davenport

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:30 PM (aDwsi)

307 283 Hose pipe. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:27 PM (QupBk) Well know in Kannapolis and Concord, NC. There and on the outer banks. Outer banks? Hi Totter ole English, Concord, red necks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:30 PM (0FSuD)

308 Huh, what are those? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:28 PM (gLjvy) Donut holes, I believe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (GEICT)

309 Faucet inside. Spigot outside.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (M/TDA)

310 Mike i only have a slight  cough with a tad of mucous of a horrid color .
 but even ill i still share!

cuz i'm really nice like that.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (nqBYe)

311 "it means it is MINE, do not try to slip in because i like to sprawl with legs over the edge." Haha. We have a winner!

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (hFL/3)

312 Was the "good" china set out? Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 08:29 PM Yep. The good glasses too!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (gLjvy)

313 More bad news: <b>Obamacare Blocks Patients from Spending Their OWN Money on Medical Care</b>:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb5tfhp

IOW, you can buy a more expensive policy, but the Dictatorship will limit what they are ALLOWED to reimburse you for: and there are limits in the law even to paying out of your own pocket.

Unreal.

Posted by: Beverly at March 06, 2014 04:31 PM (D1CFs)

314 CPAC Immigration Panelist: 'Latino Voters Are Reagan Democrats of Today'... Get a freaking clue, already. Latinos are hard core members of the free shit army.

Posted by: Judge Pug at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (hJnUx)

315 Now imagine, ok, ifyouwill... uh .... that the earth ... wasˢˢ. the size. of agrain of sand. Uh. My ego would be. Uh. The size of Quintin Tarantino'sˢˢ head. Which isˢˢ to say pretty big.

Posted by: Pres IMeMine at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (Y/M/K)

316 Same here. But then you have those oddball love seats, where the two seats face opposite ways, so the occupants are semi-facing each other.

I've heard that called a kissing couch.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (cHwk5)

317 (hoping garret wasn't also sick)

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (nqBYe)

318 Frigidaires and Ice Boxes are now refrigerators.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

319 The Love Toilet: http://is.gd/Q9PJaf

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:32 PM (QupBk)

320 timbits-donut holes

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:33 PM (nqBYe)

321 317 Ice box! OMG. I haven't heard that in a long time.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:33 PM (M/TDA)

322 You know what I've never understood? A daybed. I mean, wth? It's two short to stretch out in. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:30 PM ........I think because it was so damn uncomfortable it was so that you only took a nap on it instead. Pretty useless piece of furniture if you ask me. Did anyone else have their elders call the porch a Lenai?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:33 PM (gLjvy)

323 313 CPAC Immigration Panelist: 'Latino Voters Are Reagan Democrats of Today'... Get a freaking clue, already. Latinos are hard core members of the free shit army. Posted by: Judge Pug at March 06, 2014 08:32 PM (hJnUx) ________ To the panelist I would ask a simple question: Name one country in either South or Central America that isn't communist or socialist.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 06, 2014 04:33 PM (0LHZx)

324 When we were young, we thought that naugahyde was made from the pelts of the elusive "Nauga" beast.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:34 PM (8LIP9)

325 >>Did anyone else have their elders call the porch a Lenai?

Mine called our enclosed porch a solarium.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 04:35 PM (aq/zi)

326 Did anyone else have their elders call the porch a Lenai? We had a breezeway.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:35 PM (QupBk)

327 seamrog, i thought there was an actual cow made out of Corinthian leather.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

328 For the double chairs that are attached side-by-side facing away from each other so couples couldn't get up to any monkey business, I just searched "chaperone chairs" and got a pair of Louis XIV ones but that have three chairs attached. I guess one each for the couple and one for a chaperone to really keep an eye on things! I'm sure there's a name similar to 'chaperone chair' for the two-person ones but I can't think of it offhand.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (hn5v5)

329 Hassock or ottoman

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (Q8vlx)

330
boob tube has multiple meanings in the US.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (gorVZ)

331 So chique is a future cougar in training eh? She might want to check with dc in towson's cougar about successful hunting tactics.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (Hmnin)

332 Name one country in either South or Central America that isn't communist or socialist. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 06, 2014 08:33 PM (0LHZx) Chile. Thanks to General Pinochet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (yDmQD)

333 322 Name one country in either South or Central America that isn't communist or socialist.
You would think they would stay home and bask in the swellness.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (HFap2)

334 We had a breezeway.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:35 PM (QupBk)


same

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

335 Mmm, donut holes.....mmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (gLjvy)

336 "Latinos are hard core members of the free shit army." Ok, first of all I 100% any immigration effort by the GOP that's not "Secure the border, and ship out all the illegal aliens and their children." However, look at Wendy Davis' primary election results. She lost the heavily Hispanic Rio Grande Valley to a pro-life Dem who didn't even fundraise. Why? Because at least in Texas, Hispanics don't take kindly to baby killing. They break pro-life by a 2/3 ratio. Now, they may also love them some FSA, but they aren't going to vote for an abortion loving dem to get it. So at least there's that. That said, the GOP should be kicked in the balls for even contemplating amnesty.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (hFL/3)

337 >>Did anyone else have their elders call the porch a Lenai? I always heard that if you were rich, you had a lanai. If you weren't, you had a porch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (GEICT)

338 We had a breezeway. Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 08:35 PM Yep. connected the garage to the house.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:36 PM (gLjvy)

339 Just don't think of the chocolate ones. That should help.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2014 08:29 PM (hn5v5)



WILSON I WILL SHOVE YOUR TOQUE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT WHEN YOU COUGH YOU'LL KNIT MITTENS WITH YOUR TEETH.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (Gk3SS)

340 @332 Panama.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)

341 305 Mike Hammer

Since you haven't responded, I confirm the worst.  Too bad.  Thought you were different.
Just because you are NC means nothin

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (aUQgu)

342 I'm sure there's a name similar to 'chaperone chair' for the two-person ones but I can't think of it offhand.

cockblock

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (gorVZ)

343 287 minnfidel Yup, company (?) was coming over, not guests. How the language changes. Wonder where they got "company'?

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (8LIP9)

344 We had a house with a stoop once.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (QupBk)

345 Credit in the sidebar for that Yellow King Theory goes to Wheatie, not me.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (/eo9F)

346 I always heard that if you were rich, you had a lanai. If you weren't, you had a porch. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 08:36 Well Grandma wasn't rich but always called the porch that. Kind of funny that it seems to depend on age and where you live what was called what.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:37 PM (gLjvy)

347 I think lenai is a Florida thing.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:38 PM (hFL/3)

348 NCwoof - Hey...., wait..., what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:38 PM (aDwsi)

349 333 Screened breezeway between the house and the garage.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:39 PM (M/TDA)

350 Ok, I spent the last two evening watching all the True Detective episodes. I'm all caught up. I love the series!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:39 PM (bCEmE)

351 fold out bed was called a rollaway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:39 PM (gLjvy)

352 335However, look at Wendy Davis' primary election results. Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 08:36 PM (hFL/3)
Maybe she will change strategy and emphasize FreeStuff in Latino districts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 04:39 PM (HFap2)

353 "Sundeck" is a thing here in Canada. Assuming we ever get to see the Sun again. Grrr.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (yDmQD)

354 Further Binging shows 'courting chair' and 'tête-à-tête chair' seems to be used for them too. The 'courting chair' in particular sounds familiar so that's probably the name I was mind-searching for in vain.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (hn5v5)

355 I'll tell you, bro. Posted by: Noah's Dino Friend at March 06, 2014 08:28 PM (hFL/3) Have a drink on me, Dino, and donÂ’t sleep alone.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (WX3R9)

356 Wait, BC your grandmother was Hawaiian? lanai (lɑːˈnɑːɪ, ləˈnaɪ — n a Hawaiian word for veranda

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (0FSuD)

357 "Maybe she will change strategy and emphasize FreeStuff in Latino districts." That already was her strategy. It just didn't work.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (hFL/3)

358 Lanai is what is called a balcony or porch in Hawaii. It is a Hawaiian word.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (/cUUk)

359 Wendy Davis sucked at the border. Districts that Obama won did not vote for her. She isn't winning over enough of the hispanics

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:40 PM (zOTsN)

360 I always thought the term carport was ridiculous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (oFCZn)

361 345  Kind of funny that it seems to depend on age and where you live what was called what.Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:37 PM (gLjvy)
Is it a couch or a sofa or a davenport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (HFap2)

362 Yup, company (?) was coming over, not guests. How the language changes. Wonder where they got "company'? Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 08:37 PM ...Not sure. All I know is we weren't allowed to touch shit until after they left and we were to stay in our room and try not to beat the crap out of eachother. Anything left over was fair game and we'd run down there like scavengers on a kill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (gLjvy)

363 I think lenai is a Florida thing.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 08:38 PM (hFL/3)


Hawaii, too, I think.


An enclosed porch was called a summer porch. Odd, now I think about it.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (cHwk5)

364 Credit in the sidebar for that Yellow King Theory goes to Wheatie, not me. Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 08:37 PM (/eo9F) Oh going to watch it....didn't even notice it when I posted my #349 comment

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (bCEmE)

365 355 Wait, BC your grandmother was Hawaiian? lanai (lɑːˈnɑːɪ, ləˈnaɪ — n a Hawaiian word for veranda Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 08:40 PM (0FSuD) Nope, I just know that's how it's spelled.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (GEICT)

366 Breakfast Burrito < Huevos Rancheros

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 04:41 PM (D5pJp)

367 Is it a couch or a sofa or a davenport? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 08:41 PM My Grandmothers called it a davenport one a sofa and Mom a couch. Seems to be an age thing and now everyone sticks with couch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (gLjvy)

368 358 Wendy Davis sucked at the border. Districts that Obama won did not vote for her. She isn't winning over enough of the hispanics Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 08:40 PM (zOTsN) BUT THE PINK CKUFING SHOES MAN!!11!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (oFCZn)

369 "Lanai" is also the name of one of the Hawaiian islands.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (/cUUk)

370 294 Huh, what are those? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:28 PM (gLjvy) Here you go. http://www.timhortons.com/ca/en/menu/timbits.html OK, it's only a photo.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (sdi6R)

371 " I always thought the term carport was ridiculous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 08:41 PM (oFCZn)


That brings back the old parkway driveway question.

Posted by: GMB A trolls troll sitting on a Fencepost. at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (nkPV9)

372 Trending on Twitter #GOPHatesVets Thanks Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (Lqb+9)

373 ah shit....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:42 PM (bCEmE)

374 Dack I thought so too. We had a carport, I always used to ask my dad, "where's the windsock?"

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 04:43 PM (Q8vlx)

375 Hawaii, too, I think. An enclosed porch was called a summer porch. Odd, now I think about it. Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 08:41 PM ..Lanai, Not sure where my Grandma got that because I don't think she ever left Minnesota.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:43 PM (gLjvy)

376 Florida should be shunned and shamed for appropriating the Hawaiian word "lanai."

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:43 PM (/cUUk)

377 326 willow LOL, we learned that the heating system that whistled steam was rad-a-heater.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:44 PM (8LIP9)

378 In the Democratic Primary in Texas in 2014, Wendy Davis somehow managed to get fewer votes than any Democratic gubernatorial nominee since 1998. She got fewer votes than the DemocratsÂ’ nominee in 2002, 2006, and 2010. Wendy Davis is the only Democratic nominee to lose any Rio Grande Valley counties in twenty years. She received fewer votes there than any Democrat in twenty years despite a 33.47% population growth in that area. Along the Texas-Mexico border, Davis was beaten pretty consistently by a primary opponent who spent no money. She lost counties Barack Obama had won. Red State

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:44 PM (zOTsN)

379 Chile is run by the socialist party. Pretty much all of South America is "pink."

Posted by: Judge Pug at March 06, 2014 04:44 PM (hJnUx)

380 Basement = Cellar

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:44 PM (gLjvy)

381 The stuff on a cake is frosting or icing, depending on where you live.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:44 PM (cHwk5)

382 How about you educate them properly, huh?

(Sorry, one of my pet peeves.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
----------
I can't remember where I read it, it was about a year ago. Board of Education in Florida felt that schools were meeting their goals if 90% of Asians, 88% of whites, 80% of Hispanics and 78% of blacks met the criteria for achieving educational goals. (disclaimer: the percentages are a rough estimation according to my memory). I was appalled that in one stroke of the pen, the BoE had written off almost a quarter of all black youth as being unable to meet the goals and unteachable, but they thought that was acceptable. (disclaimer 2: I'm an old white guy) I was like WTF?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (vVSOO)

383 373 Dack I thought so too. We had a carport, I always used to ask my dad, "where's the windsock?" Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 08:43 PM (Q8vlx) Drive up wearing one of those yacht captain's hats and get out of the car to that whistle sound lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (oFCZn)

384 375 Florida should be shunned and shamed for appropriating the Hawaiian word "lanai." That doesn't surprise me one bit. 20's/ 30's building boom is probably where it started.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

385 I think a lanai in Florida is called a Florida room, unless it's in North or South Carolina where it's a Carolina room.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (KQp38)

386

Manpurse or carryall?

 

 

"It's european!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (BAS5M)

387 I'm enjoying this thread.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (8LIP9)

388 347 Mike Hammer

You posted to me "newsletter"?

I posted multiple times asking what you meant.
Still have no freakin idea because you never bothered to respond.  TMI?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (aUQgu)

389 >>>Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 08:27 PM (Gk3SS)<<<




How 'bout some Munchkins? 

Or is that kinda like cannibalism?

Posted by: Dunkin' Donuts at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (v1T8N)

390 >>> Further Binging shows 'courting chair' and 'tête-à-tête chair' seems to be used for them too. The 'courting chair' in particular sounds familiar so that's probably the name I was mind-searching for in vain. that's gay man

Posted by: guy who thinks everything is gay, including smooching on girls at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (/FnUH)

391 The stuff on a cake is frosting or icing, depending on where you live. Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 08:44 PM ............You need to speak louder about the rich creamy chocolatey goodness of frosting so that a certain chick hears you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:45 PM (gLjvy)

392 Heater or furnace?

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (M/TDA)

393 I think a lanai in Florida is called a Florida room, unless it's in North or South Carolina where it's a Carolina room.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 08:45 PM (KQp3


you guys are tricky!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (nqBYe)

394 371 Trending on Twitter #GOPHatesVets
So what do they have against doggie doctors?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (HFap2)

395 purse or pocketbook

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (zOTsN)

396 380 The stuff on a cake is frosting or icing, depending on where you live. Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 08:44 PM (cHwk5) The Pop/Soda kerfuffle. We call it pop here in Nebraska cousins from Indiana said soda.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (oFCZn)

397 384 I think a lanai in Florida is called a Florida room, unless it's in North or South Carolina where it's a Carolina room. Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 08:45 PM (KQp3 Nah, a Florida room is a little add on to the back of the house that's mostly windows.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (GEICT)

398 Ok, I spent the last two evening watching all the True Detective episodes. I'm all caught up. I love the series! Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2014 08:39 PM (bCEmE)


You have to watch the Yellow King Theory in the sidebar.

It breaks the show wide wide open.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:46 PM (Gk3SS)

399 Little Bunny Foo-Foo / Little Rabbit Foo-Foo

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (D5pJp)

400 Wait, screwed up my math.

Posted by: CAC at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (QUZQX)

401 I'll say this again for envious "Sunshine State" Floridians--LANAI is a Hawaiian word for porch or balcony. It is also the name of one of the Hawaiian Islands. Florida has a winter and their oranges sometimes suffer from frost. Only Hawaii has an actual endless summer. Florida is only semi-tropical. Hawaii is tropical. Florida is flat and lacking in beautiful landscape. Hawaii has mountains and waterfalls and jungles as well as beaches. So there.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (/cUUk)

402 Manpurse or carryall? I always called it a man-purse, just seemed like I ought to own up to it. It was a g-d purse. Now that IÂ’m writing from home I donÂ’t need to carry so much writing/electronics crap and am using it as a camera bag when I use it at all.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (WX3R9)

403 a lanai in florida is a lanai a lanai in ohio is a florida room in ND its fucking stupid

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (zOTsN)

404 Texas basement.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (BAS5M)

405 Lanai Verandah Divan Settee

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (GSIDW)

406 OT. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The irony is indescribable. The final nail in the Nobel coffin. http://www.prio.no/About/PeacePrize/PRIO-Directors-Speculations-2014/

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (qXJmu)

407 Furnace, purse, and Coke* *we do not care if it is actually Coke brand Coca Cola.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (hFL/3)

408 I think a lanai in Florida is called a Florida room, unless it's in North or South Carolina where it's a Carolina room. Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 06, 2014 08:45 PM (KQp3 And homes in Arizona have "Arizona rooms" which are basically screened porches or patios. (a porch being elevated, and a patio being at ground level)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (yDmQD)

409 In MN it's a drinking fountain. In WI it's a bubbler. Here it's pop. there it's soda. Depending on where you are it can be soda, pop, or coke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:47 PM (gLjvy)

410 343 toby928 The White has had a stoop for 5 years.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (8LIP9)

411 Nobody calls it a Carolina room.

Unless you're in Chapel Hill.

Posted by: That Seventies Show at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (4Mv1T)

412 Fillin' station or gas station

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (aUQgu)

413 Soda. Also, Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (D5pJp)

414 How come when you hold up a dog and you are near water, they will instinctively begin paddling in the air?

Posted by: Judge Pug at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (hJnUx)

415 in ND its fucking stupid Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM LOL and it was used a whole two months out of the year!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:48 PM (gLjvy)

416 Off damn sock from last night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

417 How 'bout some Munchkins?Or is that kinda like cannibalism?
Posted by: Dunkin' Donuts at March 06, 2014 08:45 PM (v1T8N)



smacksmacksmacksmacksmack



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (Gk3SS)

418 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM (gLjvy) You're a mud duck I'm a cheesehead

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (HVff2)

419 Sidewalk or pavement?

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (cHwk5)

420

@405 OT. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The irony is indescribable. The final nail in the Nobel coffin.

-----------------------

 

Getting nominated doesn't mean anything.  It's apparently pretty easy to get someone nominated.  This has come up before due to various other people getting nominated.

 

All that matters is who actually gets the prize.  Of course, given that one of the past winners was Barak Obama, and he won pretty much "just because", there's definitely still a reason to ignore the Peace Prize.


 

Posted by: junior at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (UWFpX)

421 294 Fuck all y'all for making me crave Timbits. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 Huh, what are those? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:28 PM (gLjvy) Tim Horton's donut holes. But so many people here act like they're only in Canada. I'm in ohio and there are plenty of Tim Hortons here. In fact I live <5 minutes from one.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (Hmnin)

422 Swimming pool or cement pond?

Posted by: Jed Clampett at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (BAS5M)

423 408 In MN it's a drinking fountain. In WI it's a bubbler. Here it's pop. there it's soda. Depending on where you are it can be soda, pop, or coke. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM (gLjvy) And Cola. I've heard that before too but can't remember where or who.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (oFCZn)

424 Say guys, anyone know what a 'Lanai' is?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (Y/M/K)

425 "Wendy Davis sucked at the border. Districts that Obama won did not vote for her. She isn't winning over enough of the hispanics"

Ssssssh.

It's actually great to have a huge swathe of Progtardia still swooning over Abortion Barbie's pink shoes and sending her tons of money.

Money is going to be in short supply in a lot of Democrats' races this year, and letting a liberal candidate who can't win dry up the funding for other liberals who might win is a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 04:49 PM (gqT4g)

426 ice rink

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (zOTsN)

427 You have to watch the Yellow King Theory in the sidebar. It breaks the show wide wide open. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 08:46 PM (Gk3SS) LOL! I did...thus my comment #372.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (bCEmE)

428 ...Hawaii has mountains and waterfalls and jungles as well as beaches. So there.
But I understand their cabbies are quite rude especially if you say something against, of all things, the Chicago Bears.

And I'll see you later on the ONT. I've gotta go wash my toque (a Balaclava actually) for some strange reason.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (hn5v5)

429 405 OT. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The irony is indescribable. The final nail in the Nobel coffin. Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM (qXJmu) The Nobel Peace Prize has officially jumped the shark.* They may as well start putting them in Cracker Jack boxes. *That actually happened then Yasser Arafat won it, in my opinion.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (sdi6R)

430 Basement is a semi-finished lower level that you could turn into a finished rec room. Cellar is the lower level low-ceiling dank area in pre 1920 houses.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (/cUUk)

431 387 347 Mike Hammer You posted to me "newsletter"? I posted multiple times asking what you meant. Still have no freakin idea because you never bothered to respond. TMI? Posted by: NCwoof --------------- Oooooh. Okay. Sorry, I've had to dodge in and out while attending to dog/cat feeding, etc., so I missed your inquiry. Earlier you made what I thought was a very observant remark. Previous thread? Not sure. But anyhow, in Moronish style, I was indicating approval by asking if you publish a newsletter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

432 Texas Basement is the bane of parents everywhere where the soil can't support a real basement.. Yes, yes, let's put the play room directly above the main living area. That way we can recreate a rampaging buffalo heard while we watch Hannibal.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (hFL/3)

433 In NC, it's co-cola. Saecula saecularum

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:50 PM (aUQgu)

434 Can't imagine Dean Martin slurring " Imma gonna go to the davenport "

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (8LIP9)

435 OT. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The irony is indescribable. The final nail in the Nobel coffin.

http://www.prio.no/About/PeacePrize/PRIO-Directors-Speculations-2014/

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM (qXJmu)


perhaps those are just given out to jerks  hoping that they won't actually be a  ___ whatever they fear they are..?

i mean once they gave it to Arafat, it was a glaring thing that it wasn't what i thought it was.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

436 I took a history of the English language course maybe 15 years ago and the class got into a very, very heated (and I mean red hot) discussion on the " pop" vs " soda" question.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (M/TDA)

437 You whipper snappers go out to the ice box on the veranda and bring me a can of ale into the front room while I watch Jack Parr. And get me a cigar out of the smoking stand on the way, and don't tell your Grandma I was sitting on the davenport.

Posted by: Some Old Guy at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (gLjvy)

438 Frosting is the thick frothy stuff on the top of cakes. Icing is the thin shiny stuff on danishes and doughnuts.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (/cUUk)

439

Porch?  Sheets or plastic on the furniture.

Lanai?  No coverage for the couches.

Porch?  Momma wears "house shoes".

Lanai?  Mother wears sensible flats.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (jucos)

440 if you really thought someone betrayed you they were a quisling

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (zOTsN)

441 384 I think a lanai in Florida is called a Florida room, unless it's in North or South Carolina where it's a Carolina room. Carolina room? That's where you store your trash cans.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

442 My Grandmother called hers a Florida Room, in her 1928 house. I called mine a Florida Room in my 1928 house.

She moved in in 1928.

I moved in in 1989.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 04:52 PM (4Mv1T)

443 treelawn or __?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:52 PM (nqBYe)

444 and the class got into a very, very heated (and I mean red hot) discussion on the " pop" vs " soda" question.

Posted by: Tuna


Did anyone pipe up and say, "It's all Coke to me." ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (Y/M/K)

445 You're a mud duck I'm a cheesehead Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 08:49 PM (HVff2) Allright...put em up, put em up!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (gLjvy)

446 All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food. And our cable didn't even have that many channels.

Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (r+7wo)

447 Housecoat or robe?

Posted by: Mrs. Loopner at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (BAS5M)

448 woops

treelawn or___



property owned by the city that you must maintain for free.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (nqBYe)

449 Trash can or garbage can?

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (M/TDA)

450 Evening morons and ettes! I showed that belly dancer article to my wife and she said, "why doesn't she put her burkha back on?" PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my wife!

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 04:53 PM (doBIb)

451 NCwoof - Re 430 - I looked it up, it was your comment at 191 of the previous thread, which I thought was observant, and which I approved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 04:54 PM (aDwsi)

452 Dialect speaking, the south calls all carbonated beverages "coke." The idiots. I guess when they want to order an actual coke, they must ask for a Co'cola (in Flannery O'Connor speak.)

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:54 PM (/cUUk)

453 "413 How come when you hold up a dog and you are near water, they will instinctively begin paddling in the air?" I don't know,but my inlaws were babysitting my oldest son when he was about a year old and they sent us a video of my father in law holding their shih tzu over the sink and making her paddle, followed by him holding our son over the sink and making him do the same thing.

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 04:54 PM (hFL/3)

454 All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food. And our cable didn't even have that many channels. Posted by: Chique funny that's the same thing I told New Yorkers about growing up in ND

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

455 446 Housecoat.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 04:54 PM (M/TDA)

456 @451 Yeah, well order you ass a "pop"

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (0FSuD)

457 I took a history of the English language course maybe 15 years ago and the class got into a very, very heated (and I mean red hot) discussion on the " pop" vs " soda" question. Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 08:51 PM (M/TDA)


Oh hell yes.

One of the things I loved about the tv show Threshold was how Peter Dinklage's character could pin down where someone was from within something like 100 miles based on dialect.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (Gk3SS)

458 *That actually happened then Yasser Arafat won it, in my opinion.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

i mean once they gave it to Arafat, it was a glaring thing that it wasn't what i thought it was.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:51 PM (nqBYe)


glare

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (nqBYe)

459 Issa has apologized to Cummings. http://t.co/yC3c9eA0wZ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (DmNpO)

460 Did anyone pipe up and say, "It's all Coke to me." ? Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM Soda was something you baked with. Pop was something you drank. Ice cold grape pop in a bottle when you were a kid on a hot summer day was heaven!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (gLjvy)

461 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM (gLjvy) All in good fun :-) I spend quite a bit of time in your state, the Wild & walleyes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (HVff2)

462 448 Trash can or garbage can? Posted by: Tuna at March What "rubbish!" We all know the proper term is "dustbin."

Posted by: Mary Poppins at March 06, 2014 04:55 PM (/cUUk)

463 only it was no running water, sod houses, and NA shooting at us

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (zOTsN)

464 430 @Mike Hammer

Mea culpa; maxima culpa.

What a great compliment!  I made my living as a writer in the telecom/IP industry -- too spooky to elaborate upon; but never considered a newsletter.  Wow!  

Sorry.  Am noob.  Learning curve, all dat is my turrible (Charles Barkley) excuse.

Please forgive.



Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (aUQgu)

465 445 All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food. And our cable didn't even have that many channels. Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM (r+7wo) Well sure but you had serviettes while we got stuck with boring paper napkins! *kicks rock and grumbles*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (oFCZn)

466 home office?  or  2nd bedroom with computer on card table and booze in the closet

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (4Mv1T)

467 Anyone want a Nehi?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (0FSuD)

468

All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food.

 

And our cable didn't even have that many channels.

 

 

Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM (r+7wo)

 

 

You mean like tigers, too?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (BAS5M)

469 447 woops

Posted by: willow


I prefer 'Guido'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (Y/M/K)

470 458 Issa has apologized to Cummings. http://t.co/yC3c9eA0wZ Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 08:55 PM (DmNpO) And will wash his car & mow his yard, wuss

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 04:56 PM (HVff2)

471 Issa needs to "spend more time with his family".

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 04:57 PM (doBIb)

472 Until I visited my wife's Southern relatives, I had never heard the ordering a "diet" thing.  I would have been like, "Diet what?  Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, what?"  Apparently it's always Diet Coke unless you say otherwise? 

Posted by: Mainah at March 06, 2014 04:57 PM (1P/bI)

473 Heater or furnace? Stove.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 04:57 PM (QupBk)

474 Peace for our time. http://tinyurl.com/n5g4ub3

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 04:57 PM (E+uky)

475 home office? or 2nd bedroom with computer on card table and booze in the closet
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)



*shiftyeyes*

Yes.   Closet.  The booze is kept in the closet and not within immediate grasp.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (Gk3SS)

476 445 All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food. And our cable didn't even have that many channels. Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM (r+7wo) Lol. When my wife was one of those evil lazy liberal teachers just outside DC, she had quite a few kids over the 3 years from Africa. Awesome names. Omar Sharif. Sulaman Lee. Bosu. Anyhow, Omar and Sulaman were brothers. Omar was the bad brother. So one day the phone call goes home. Dad happens to be there. He comes up to the school, comes in the room, Omar never sees him coming. Snatches him up off the carpet where he's sitting and is yelling at him outside the door. *imagine thick African accent* "That is it! You want to be bad? You not listen to the teacher? Huh? Fine! I send you home to Africa to live with your aunt! Is that what you want? You want to go home and hunt the lions with your aunt??" "No Daddy! Noooo! I no want to hunt the lions!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (GEICT)

477 All you privileged white people. In deepest, darkest Africa, all my family had was an open air hut to protect us from the lions and other wild animals. Then we had to forage in the jungle for food.

And our cable didn't even have that many channels.

Posted by: Chique

well looky here, at least you didn't have to walk 10 miles both ways in the Snow  barefoot carrying  a napsack  with all your  100 lbs of  free to read library books  in them!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (nqBYe)

478 Issa = pussa

Posted by: ET at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (uGlk8)

479 that's the same thing I told New Yorkers about growing up in ND

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 08:54 PM (zOTsN)

______________________

You grew up in the Deep South?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (jucos)

480 465 home office? or 2nd bedroom with computer on card table and booze in the closet Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 08:56 PM (4Mv1T) Dam that's me TR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (HVff2)

481 Say guys, anyone know what a 'Lanai' is?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2014 08:49 PM

Let's recap:


Nobody calls it a Carolina room.

Unless you're in Chapel Hill.
Posted by: That Seventies Show at March 06, 2014 08:48 PM

And homes in Arizona have "Arizona rooms" which are basically screened porches or patios. (a porch being elevated, and a patio being at ground level) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM

a lanai in florida is a lanai

a lanai in ohio is a florida room

in ND its fucking stupid Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 08:47 PM

Nah, a Florida room is a little add on to the back of the house that's mostly windows. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 08:46


I thinks it's some kind of fish.  or weasel.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie on a different computer at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (krHnX)

482 Issa needs to stfu and goaway. Juan McCain wannabe.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (Q8vlx)

483 Peter Dinklage's character could pin down where someone was from within something like 100 miles based on dialect.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 08:55 PM (Gk3SS) 


In London, I can do that within three or four streets.



Posted by: Professor Higgins at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (cHwk5)

484 458 Issa has apologized to Cummings. http://t.co/yC3c9eA0wZ Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 08:55 PM (DmNpO) *facepalm* The race card. Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 04:58 PM (sdi6R)

485 What is the difference between a housecoat and a house dress? Those of a certain age will know. Also, what is the difference between a house dress and a wash dress?

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 04:59 PM (/cUUk)

486 Issa has apologized to Cummings. And thus ends obama's IRS scandal. What. A. Pathetic. Joke. You. Are. Republican Party.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 04:59 PM (/eo9F)

487 And our cable didn't even have that many channels. Posted by: Chique at March 06, 2014 08:53 PM We had 4 channels growing up and I WAS the remote control. Also the mover of the "rabbit ears" when shit got fuzzy. The TV was the size of a small car and my Dad would tell us what channel and we'd get up and clunk over to whatever channel he told us. Now my kids are pissed if they can't find the remote (that they lost in the first place) and then bitch because theirs' nothing on, even though there's 37 channels for kids. I explain to them that we had Saturday mornings for our shows and then we were SOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 04:59 PM (gLjvy)

488 Bonus room? Room over the garage.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (0FSuD)

489 Housecoat or robe? Duster.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (QupBk)

490 NCwoof - Neither of us is bleeding, so it's all OK. Sorry to leave you hanging, but I walk away from this thing all of the time, as I am about to now..., going to read a bit. Back for the ONT. Winter storm warning here in the western part of the state. From what Nip says, it might extend to the Piedmont. Just an overnight thing though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (aDwsi)

491 And a bubbler is a bubbler, dammit! None of that sissy "water fountain" stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (/pOl7)

492 Willow: It was uphill both ways right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (Q8vlx)

493 >>>Posted by: Dunkin' Donuts at March 06, 2014 08:45 PM (v1T8N)

smacksmacksmacksmacksmack

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 08:49 PM (Gk3SS)<<<




Wow! Got off easy with that.

**offers cannoli as contrition**

(can't offer Timbits -- no Tim Horton's remotely close by)

Posted by: Hate Miser at March 06, 2014 05:00 PM (v1T8N)

494 once they gave it to Arafat, it was a glaring thing that it wasn't what i thought it was. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:51 PM (nqBYe) The Nobel Peace Prize has officially jumped the shark.* They may as well start putting them in Cracker Jack boxes. *That actually happened then Yasser Arafat won it, in my opinion. Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 08:50 PM (sdi6R) True, They lost it with Arafat, but he had so many useful idiots acting as defenders. The media clouding of their judgement prevented an international rejection of their judgement. This one may be harder to swallow on the heels of an invasion. It doesn't help that The PC crowd hates Putin ever since he banned gays. What we need is a billionaire to fund a reject-your-Nobel-Award, Award to encourage the non-political awardees to tell the Nobel committee to stuff it.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 05:01 PM (qXJmu)

495 Yeah, Mike, 65 Saturday! Come on Saturday. Ice and sleet for I-40 corridor North of CLT to RDU.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:01 PM (0FSuD)

496 FoxNews says that Obammy is on the phone with Putin to speak harsh words. *** One thing about which I do agree with Miss Lindsey re Obama's first call with Putin is that there was no need to "discuss" the issue for 90 minutes. If Obama, the jagoff, had any actual business experience he'd know that begging is no way to conduct a negotiation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 05:01 PM (DmNpO)

497 Issa has apologized to Cummings.

http://t.co/yC3c9eA0wZ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 08:55 PM (DmNpO)



How pathetic. Next he will apologize to Lois Lerner for suspecting her of partisan motives.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 05:02 PM (3qZbZ)

498 I actually did walk several miles uphill in the snow to school. Yay, Colorado!

Posted by: Lauren at March 06, 2014 05:02 PM (hFL/3)

499 Willow: It was uphill both ways right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 09:00 PM (Q8vlx)


nod did i meantion barefoot?

and without a coat?


yes no coat in sight!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:02 PM (nqBYe)

500 And a bubbler is a bubbler, dammit! None of that sissy "water fountain" stuff. Posted by: Mr. Natural
---------------------------

I thought that was peculiar, and I do mean PECULIAR, to Rhode Island.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 05:02 PM (4Mv1T)

501 409 Shit, The White House has had a "stoop" for 5 years.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 05:02 PM (8LIP9)

502 -a

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (nqBYe)

503 All in good fun :-) I spend quite a bit of time in your state, the Wild & walleyes Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 08:55 PM No worries my cheeseheaded bretheren.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (gLjvy)

504 It was uphill both ways right? With just a raw turnip for lunch.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (QupBk)

505 I thinks it's some kind of fish. or weasel.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie


Sounds legit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (Y/M/K)

506 Barefoot? You had feet?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (Q8vlx)

507

Sigh.  None of you morons picked up on my Monty Python setup at 467?

 

Im a disappoint.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 05:03 PM (BAS5M)

508 I think a good analogy for infinity is more than the number of lies Harry Reid can tell multiplied by the number of lies Debbie Wasserface Schlitz can tell.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 05:04 PM (E+uky)

509 RC and a moonpie.    Please.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:04 PM (aUQgu)

510 Lady's house shoes, Mules? or Slippers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

511 And a bubbler is a bubbler, dammit! None of that sissy "water fountain" stuff. Posted by: Mr. Natural..... No it's not. Does it bubble? No, unless carbonated water is coming out of it it's a drinking fountain!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:04 PM (gLjvy)

512 My niece's dog, Dexter, having his very first swim ever!
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=53lr0k&s=8#.Uxkod86oTlc

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 05:04 PM (hn5v5)

513 2nd bedroom with computer on card table and booze in the closet Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 08:56 PM (4Mv1T) There's probably a German word describing exactly that. Oh and Toilet/Water Closet

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (oFCZn)

514 My mother, born in 1912, called a couch a davenport and a suitcase a grip. She also called a sofa bed a "studio couch."

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (/cUUk)

515 You mean like tigers, too? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 08:56 PM (BAS5M) Not tigers, but the African yellow bigfoot terrorized us from time to time. ------------------ Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 08:58 PM (GEICT) Funny story. I doubt anyone was actually hunting anything, though. The most we saw growing up were stray dogs and chickens. When my friends come and visit from home they are always aghast at the road kill and find it fascinating that you actually see wild animals like deer while you're driving. To set the record straight, I grew up in a city in very modern conditions (aside from an unstable electricity supply from - you guessed it - the government). I have seen huts before and entered a couple in my lifetime. The only lion I saw was in a zoo. (West Africa, we don't have big game reserves like East and Southern Africa.) Poor lion looked really hungry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (r+7wo)

516 509 Slippers

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (M/TDA)

517 No joke, when I was a kid I had to walk up a hill that I swear was a 45° angle every morning to get to school. If I got tired I just had to lean a bit to rest on the road.

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (qoGHV)

518 A bubbler was a series of hoses sunk in the water around the hull of your boat and through which air was pumped to keep the water from freezing during the winter.

Posted by: Rich White Person at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (cHwk5)

519 slippers.

It was uphill both ways right?

With just a raw turnip for lunch.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:03 PM (QupBk)


onion sammich without bread.


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:05 PM (nqBYe)

520 @506 I thought about it, but figured it was a stretch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

521 If I had the facts on my side, I'd pound the facts.

If I had the law on my side, I'd pound the law.

I had neither, so I pounded the table... and played the race card.

Victoryyyyyyyy!


Posted by: Elijah Cummings at March 06, 2014 05:06 PM (v1T8N)

522 #509 Mules are backless slippers or shoes. Slippers can contain the entire foot.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 05:06 PM (/cUUk)

523 Lady's house shoes, Mules? or Slippers? Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 09:04 PM .Slippers

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:06 PM (gLjvy)

524 It was uphill both ways right? With just a raw turnip for lunch. Posted by: toby928 ----------------- We had to root around for peanuts that had been missed by the harvest. But seriously, I know folks who as children walked along the rail bed to scrounge spilled coal. It was the only way their family had any heat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

525 The race card. Is there anything it can't do? - Nope. The race card is super trump.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 05:07 PM (E+uky)

526 509  mmmm   House shoes

Like the ones you see in Tommy and Jerry cartoons.  Side the broom.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:07 PM (aUQgu)

527 @506 Now if you had said "Lumberjack" I'd been right on it. http://tinyurl.com/r8so5g

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

528 Actually a "Bubbler" is a trademark name for a product sold by Kohler. Not sure how it got to Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:07 PM (/pOl7)

529 We're starting a new bonus program this year where if you meet your monthly quota, you get to keep both of your hands.

Posted by: King Leopold II at March 06, 2014 05:08 PM (+ni/E)

530 well looky here, at least you didn't have to walk 10 miles both ways in the Snow barefoot carrying a napsack with all your 100 lbs of free to read library books in them!

 

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:58 PM (nqBYe)

 

 

Didja kill a bear with your 3-inch 3-ring binder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 05:08 PM (BAS5M)

531 Wow! Got off easy with that.

**offers cannoli as contrition**

(can't offer Timbits -- no Tim Horton's remotely close by)
Posted by: Hate Miser at March 06, 2014 09:00 PM (v1T8N)




*noms*

I'm in a kind and generous mood.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 06, 2014 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

532 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 09:05 PM (r+7wo) Yeah, but the kid thought it was for real. Which is what mattered. Another year she's talking about going on their field trip to the zoo. Telling the kids what they'll see and that kind of stuff. Bosu pipes up. First off, again, the accent. And this kid was adorable. Real short, but with the biggest roundest apple cheeks you've ever seen. Always smiling. Great kid. "I have seen a giraffe!" "Oh? Great. So you've been to the zoo before?" "No! In my village. He stuck his head right in the window!" The mom confirmed that it was a true story.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 05:09 PM (GEICT)

533 I'm beginning to think the whole Issa investigation was kabuki theater. They should go after Lerner and offer her immunity. That or jail her ass. Of course, if we had present day non-partisan Woodward and Bernstein types... I know, I'm dreaming.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 05:09 PM (/cUUk)

534 Actually a "Bubbler" is a trademark name for a product sold by Kohler. Not sure how it got to Rhode Island. Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 09:07 PM .Kohler is made in WI so maybe that's why they call them bubblers?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:10 PM (gLjvy)

535 532 I'm beginning to think the whole Issa investigation was kabuki theater. They should go after Lerner and offer her immunity. That or jail her ass. Of course, if we had present day non-partisan Woodward and Bernstein types... I know, I'm dreaming. Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 09:09 PM (/cUUk) Beginning to think? I said here the other day the screaming and cut mike was the whole tamale. That's it. That's all you get.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 05:10 PM (oFCZn)

536 Didja kill a bear with your 3-inch 3-ring binder? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 09:08 PM .........Maybe that's why they called them trapper keepers?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:11 PM (gLjvy)

537 well looky here, at least you didn't have to walk 10 miles both ways in the Snow barefoot carrying a napsack with all your 100 lbs of free to read library books in them!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 08:58 PM (nqBYe)


Didja kill a bear with your 3-inch 3-ring binder? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 09:08 PM (BAS5M

noway man i pulled out my mums 45 and blam, and then roasted it with my bic . later smoked a marlboro , man.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

538 The mom confirmed that it was a true story. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 09:09 PM My Kenyan friend says they see wildlife often since many of their roads pass through game reserves. In Nigeria, not so much. I think we've killed most of them off (definitely in Lagos) or maybe in the other places they just don't venture near the roads. I was reading an old Yoruba-English dictionary from the 1800s and the author wrote about wildlife there. Never seen it though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:11 PM (r+7wo)

539 Damn it, I'll say it again. Mules are backless shoes. They don't have to be slippers. Go to any online shoe store and they offer mules as backless shoes. Slippers don't have to be backless.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 05:11 PM (/cUUk)

540 Damn, just looked at the radar Hammer are you guys getting more global warming dumped on you?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 06, 2014 05:12 PM (GKF3X)

541 I thought bubblers were the ones that left a trail on the way to the bottom.

Oh crap.  Here comes the scaly guy with the pineapple again.  Third time today.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 06, 2014 05:12 PM (+ni/E)

542 I turned it off when Megan started ragging on Issa. You know how much that fucker is worth?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:12 PM (0FSuD)

543 Issa can Pissa Upa Ropa

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:12 PM (gLjvy)

544 533. Yeah,actually about 5 miles away from me. They still make them but I believe they've moved on from the Bubbler name.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:12 PM (/pOl7)

545 How can I have job where I have to do intensive computing and have a computer that is so slow and sucks so deeply? Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:13 PM (r+7wo)

546 Fourth - Freezing rain/sleet overnight, extending as far east as Charlotte, looks like. It'll be gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

547 Issa so sorry. What meesa did was muy muy bombad.

Posted by: Jar Jar Issa at March 06, 2014 05:14 PM (v1T8N)

548 i had moved to scottsdale as a wee lass, ok a teen or somewhere  around teens.

anyhoo,  i had heard coyotes and wild packs of dogs roamed.
2 years nary a site of a coyote i expected to fly into my yard carrying  at the least a rattle snake . Which i did actually see freely roaming.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:15 PM (nqBYe)

549 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 09:11 PM (r+7wo) Ahhhh. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bosu was from Kenya. The African kids were the best. Almost always well behaved. Very polite. Very friendly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 05:15 PM (GEICT)

550 In Texas, a bubbler is a type of lawn sprinkler.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie on a different computer at March 06, 2014 05:16 PM (krHnX)

551 544 The lament of the modern office drone

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 05:16 PM (M/TDA)

552 @540

Thank you for the laugh.  I needed it after reading about Issa's puss-out.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at March 06, 2014 05:16 PM (M5T54)

553 Hammer, I hope this is the last we see thus winter I'm ready for spring.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 06, 2014 05:16 PM (GKF3X)

554 Yeah,actually about 5 miles away from me. They still make them but I believe they've moved on from the Bubbler name. Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 09:12 PM ...Must be where the term bubbler came from. The first time I heard it was with a guy I worked with in high school. He asked me where the bubbler was? I was like WTF is a bubbler?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:17 PM (gLjvy)

555 How can I have job where I have to do intensive computing and have a computer that is so slow and sucks so deeply? Sigh. Posted by: chique d'afrique ----------- Bwahahah..., you're spoiled m'dear. I have used a CPM system to cross-assemble Z-8 code. It took an hour to produce 2K of code.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

556 539  Horseman

You didn't ask me.  But yes.  AGW is freakin freezing us to the breaking point.  Apologies to Hammer.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:17 PM (aUQgu)

557 I kilt me a bar when I was 'bout 3.  Stared him down.

Posted by: Davy Crockett at March 06, 2014 05:18 PM (BAS5M)

558 Hammer, I hope this is the last we see thus winter I'm ready for spring. Posted by: Fourth --------------- Not I. I want the grass to remain stunted for as long as possible. I am coming to despise yard work. Takes too much time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

559 The Obama IRS persecution should have led to bloodshed and the overthrow of the Federal government. That it has gone past with nary a ripple is proof that the American Republic is dead.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 05:18 PM (3qZbZ)

560 556 - 'Grinned' him down, I believe....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

561 549. Ah yes, the lawn. I don't believe we'll be seeing much of that this year. A bit too much globull warming, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:19 PM (/pOl7)

562 Frankly I love winter. But I am done with it for now. The depressing part is that we won't see anything green outside for damn near three months. Ugh. Time to find that bourbon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:19 PM (gLjvy)

563 OK..., I'm out 'til the ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

564 483 The race card. Is there anything it can't do?
It's even more powerful than the WhiteGuy discount card.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 05:20 PM (HFap2)

565

Can't hold it in any longer.

 

 

"A tiger?  In Africa??"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 05:20 PM (BAS5M)

566 The African kids were the best. Almost always well behaved. Very polite. Very friendly. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 09:15 PM (GEICT) They had better be well-behaved. My teenage nephew just moved here permanently from deepest darkest Africa (he was born here and has visited almost every year of his life) and random people comment on how polite, helpful, and gentlemanly he is wherever we go. Aside from the fact that he is just generally a great kid, any other type of behavior would be unacceptable, and he knows it. (He wouldn't dare, haha.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:20 PM (r+7wo)

567 Hammer I love yard work bought my first riding mower a couple of years ago and I mow,mow,mow. Large bottom land on the mountaintop and I love how it looks when freshly cut. Even got myself a canopy to keep the sun off this delicate flower. Haha

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 06, 2014 05:21 PM (GKF3X)

568 cm9000, it seems odd that the Govt of America hom,e of the free land of the brave . yadda yadda.

is used to threaten and intimidate citizens  because of politics and  the only thing that is screamed in media is  Unfair to point fingers at the govt officials  and leaders that are assisting and doing it.
like The govt is the victim!


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:21 PM (nqBYe)

569 Hero, sub, hoagie, po'boy, ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 05:21 PM (8LIP9)

570 Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 09:19 PM

Beats mowing.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie on a different computer at March 06, 2014 05:21 PM (krHnX)

571 561. I used to love winter too, when I was 10. I've just about had enough of this crap to make a move. Getting too old for this stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:21 PM (/pOl7)

572 Bwahahah..., you're spoiled m'dear. I have used a CPM system to cross-assemble Z-8 code. It took an hour to produce 2K of code. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 09:17 PM (aDwsi) I can't even have MS Word respond quickly when I click something with my mouse and I'm supposed to be running complex models on this thing. Ugh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:22 PM (r+7wo)

573 Well all. Time to head down to the cellar to find me some sippin whiskey. Then I'm gonna head into the front room, sit on the davenport with my house shoes on and listen to the victrola. G' Night Horde.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 05:22 PM (gLjvy)

574 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 09:20 PM (r+7wo) Yeah, the African parents didn't play. One mom tried to insist that my wife spank the kid if he deserved it. "He not respect you unless he knows you will do it. Here, use the hairbrush." Another dad had to be called one time. Same deal. He comes walking in while the kids are all on the carpet. Kid never sees him coming. Snatches him up off the carpet, spanks him in midair, puts him right back down, turns and leaves the room. Never said a word. Just nodded to my wife on the way out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 05:23 PM (GEICT)

575 You Virginians all get yourselves a good liquor drink

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 05:23 PM (+bPVN)

576 you know who needs protecting , govt apparatchiks.

the truly powerless

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe)

577 572. Sounds like Good Times!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 06, 2014 05:24 PM (/pOl7)

578 Obama ain't had trim since trim had him

Posted by: Charles Algernon Swinburne at March 06, 2014 05:24 PM (omBWL)

579 561 Frankly I love winter. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2014 09:19 PM (gLjvy) I guess you have to, living in Minnesota. I only live in Pennsylvania, and in my part of the state (Philly area) we normally don't get much snow. This winter has been pretty intense for here. I've gotten three $200+ heating bills in a row. Usually I only get one per winter. But I like winter, too. It's a welcome break from yard work, and there are no centipedes in the house.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 05:24 PM (sdi6R)

580 This winter has been pretty intense for here. I've gotten three $200+ heating bills in a row. Usually I only get one per winter. But I like winter, too. It's a welcome break from yard work, and there are no centipedes in the house. Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 09:24 PM (sdi6R) I'm in the same region and I've gotten 2 $200+ bills so far. Sigh. But I read somewhere (here?) that almost all the stinkbugs have perished. Makes the extreme cold worth it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:26 PM (r+7wo)

581 Oh wonderful. Now he sends a boat. Obama to the rescue, far too late: "The U.S. Navy announced Thursday that a guided-missile destroyer, the USS Truxtun, has left Souda Bay in Greece and will steam toward the Black Sea -- and the crisis in Ukraine. Pentagon officials insisted that the move was unrelated to the rising tensions in the Crimean peninsula, which was seized by Russian forces last week. Still, with the United States and Russia locked in a tense standoff over the future of Crimea, the U.S. moving military assets toward Ukraine is fueling new jumpiness in the already unsettled region." http://complex.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/03/06/us_ship_movement_spur_jitters_about_ukraine

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 05:27 PM (qXJmu)

582 566 Hammer I love yard work bought my first riding mower a couple of years ago and I mow,mow,mow. Hey, amigo, why you take my job? H8ter.

Posted by: Jose at March 06, 2014 05:27 PM (0FSuD)

583 WeaselZippers:

Dems sleep over next week on global warming

http://tinyurl.com/pa9y32a

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:27 PM (aUQgu)

584 568 Hero, sub, hoagie, po'boy, ? Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 09:21 PM (8LIP9) Grinder

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2014 05:27 PM (j7iSn)

585 580 IRBS , report to the barrel.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 06, 2014 05:28 PM (ojnk6)

586 429 Basement is a semi-finished lower level that you could turn into a finished rec room. Cellar is the lower level low-ceiling dank area in pre 1920 houses.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 08:50 PM (/cUUk)



Yup.

Posted by: Mrs. Bates at March 06, 2014 05:29 PM (oMKdP)

587 anyway Issa should have let Cummings rant, as that was the norm of all the Dems throughout the hearings.
They could care less about the citizens up on the stand they always used their 'moment' to be offended  that they were caught  and lie about the fact.
it would have just been one more moment in history books  where others could look back and see how they use their positions to scourge the true victim.

 at least if we could write the history book.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

588 Whoa.  Somebody remembers the Zilog 8 processor and CPM.  Who knew?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:30 PM (aUQgu)

589 "A tiger? In Africa??" - Let's not start putting stereotype role expectations on everything.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 05:31 PM (E+uky)

590 I'm going to declare victory on "True Detective." I predicted that the real villain would turn out to be a rich white christian guy, and it looks like I nailed it. All the Lovecraft/Chambers stuff seems more and more like a red (or in this case Yellow) herring. You just have to think like a Hollywood writer. What's the WORST thing they can possibly imagine? Rich white Christian guys.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 06, 2014 05:31 PM (3J2NG)

591 Jose, So sorry but until you guys populate my area I'm going it alone on my john Deere tractor.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 06, 2014 05:31 PM (GKF3X)

592 The embiggening!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 05:31 PM (oFCZn)

593 579 But I read somewhere (here?) that almost all the stinkbugs have perished. Makes the extreme cold worth it. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 09:26 PM (r+7wo) I read the other day that 95% of the stinkbugs have been killed off in Minnesota. I'm not sure what stinkbugs are, or whether I have them. My sense of smell isn't very strong. Generally, insects don't bother me too much. Centipedes, ugh. Kill them with fire.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 05:32 PM (sdi6R)

594 We've seen Obama's transcripts, that's why you never will.

Posted by: msm at March 06, 2014 05:32 PM (oMKdP)

595 People, people, people. Please use either bitly.com or tinyurl.com Do not post long links.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 05:34 PM (DmNpO)

596 How about woodraft thread someday? Or leathercraft? remember TANDY LEATHER next to all the RADIO SHACKS?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 05:35 PM (/eo9F)

597 "anyway Issa should have let Cummings rant"

This.

With the intensity of a thousand exploding suns.

Issa is a frankly awful politician when it comes to message management, he has zero skills, and he SIMPLY WILL NOT LEARN.

Letting Cummings stand up there and bluster and bellow for an hour without asking the witness a single substantive question (as his obvious intent was to noisily speechify rather than to substantively inquire) could have been made into a superb condensed commercial.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 05:35 PM (gqT4g)

598 I was in the pool!

Posted by: Earl at March 06, 2014 05:35 PM (oMKdP)

599 >>>We've seen Obama's transcripts, that's why you never will.

Posted by: msm at March 06, 2014 09:32 PM (oMKdP)<<<



Word.

*fistbumps*

Posted by: Rashid Khalidi tape at March 06, 2014 05:36 PM (v1T8N)

600 I read the other day that 95% of the stinkbugs have been killed off in Minnesota. I'm not sure what stinkbugs are, or whether I have them. My sense of smell isn't very strong. They are flat little brown bugs that look a little like a very small guitar pick with legs. We have had a veritable plague of them in NC this year. They are pretty much harmless except that they give off a very powerful smell when crushed, something like a rather funky perfume, and they get everywhere.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 06, 2014 05:36 PM (Ai8IT)

601 Bubbler, schubbler. It's a scuttlebut.

Posted by: Madtom at March 06, 2014 05:36 PM (cOb0J)

602 587 NCwoof, I remember CPM, but on an Osborne I.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 06, 2014 05:37 PM (YELrK)

603 Goodys or BC?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:37 PM (aUQgu)

604 Andd... in other news... The Obama admin sends the USS Truxton, a DDG, into the Black Sea, to play target. As a Cold War Sailor, I know the stupidity of this....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 05:38 PM (84gbM)

605 599 They are flat little brown bugs that look a little like a very small guitar pick with legs. Posted by: Grey Fox at March 06, 2014 09:36 PM (Ai8IT) No, that doesn't ring a bell. I don't think I have them here.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 05:39 PM (sdi6R)

606 603  Romeo

Is not the Mt Whitney already there?  And another?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:39 PM (aUQgu)

607 602 Goodys or BC? Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 09:37 PM (aUQgu) ha ha. No one but the Southern morons will have a clue what you are taking about.

Posted by: Jose at March 06, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

608 Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 09:35 PM (gqT4g) Issa should have let Cummings ask a question... And then when Lerner answered.... jumped on her destroying her fifth amendment privilege... as once you start answering questions about a subject, you can't then plead the 5th.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 05:40 PM (84gbM)

609 Not that far South off Jose sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

610 Completely unrelated I'm sure, but Bobby Jindal thinks it's time to revisit our assumption that Barack Obama is a smart man. An assumption that, I found no basis to make, initially. Ivy League bullshit does not impress me. I mean, ...really. C'mon Bobby, you knew this at the outset like we all did. Once you have experienced a good 'ol boys club, the make of vehicle they drive doesn't change things. It's all the same. Do a job. Give me a good job, ....give me, ....your best job. I will pay you a fair wage and give you my business. Otherwise...? Go away. Do not come back.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 06, 2014 05:40 PM (ztoEz)

611 Stinkbugs can get flatter than a piece of paper and wiggle through the thinnest opening. A neighbor's garage was invaded despite his sealing up every crevice he could find. Bad part was the garage has a long south wall so the sun heated it up and made them active.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 05:40 PM (cHwk5)

612 601 #nylon66

Osborne?  Like a crazy train?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:41 PM (aUQgu)

613 No, that doesn't ring a bell. I don't think I have them here. Lucky you. Apparently they are an invasive species and a crop pest, something I didn't know till just a minute ago. http://tinyurl.com/38he4g

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 06, 2014 05:41 PM (Ai8IT)

614 602 Goodys or BC? Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 09:37 PM (aUQgu)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 05:42 PM (GEICT)

615 I know I will get h8for this, but I like Issa. I know he's a GOPe but he's kinda hawt in a law & order kinda way. Yeah, I'm shallow.

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 05:42 PM (5zFwf)

616 They are flat little brown bugs that look a little like a very small guitar pick with legs. We have had a veritable plague of them in NC this year. They are pretty much harmless except that they give off a very powerful smell when crushed, something like a rather funky perfume, and they get everywhere. Posted by: Grey Fox at March 06, 2014 09:36 PM (Ai8IT) Yeah. Their the only bugs (almost) that make their way into my house (that I've noticed). Die in a blazing, hellish fire, all bugs!!!! Die, die, die a very painful, humiliating death!!!! (Except for butterflies and ladybugs, of course.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:42 PM (r+7wo)

617 Letting Cummings stand up there and bluster and bellow for an hour without asking the witness a single substantive question (as his obvious intent was to noisily speechify rather than to substantively inquire) could have been made into a superb condensed commercial.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 09:35 PM (gqT4g)

it was.

But srsly that means we have to have some control over the media and history books.

Look remember Bush and his administration officials  having meetings  , Waters  and others response .etc saying you hate the poor !re  fanny and freddie  it's on  (youtubes)and  IT's  going to harm the  fiscal health of the country ?

back in 2001  to 2005 etc?

well yeah COLLAPSE.

who gets the blame?


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:43 PM (nqBYe)

618 613 602 Goodys or BC? Either powder, do they still make them, with a Coke will cure a headache/hangover ASAP..

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:43 PM (0FSuD)

619 Yep.... so now our Naval power there? in a Russian Lake??? 1 Frigate... 1 destroyer... and 1 Command ship... Targets.... nothing more than targets...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 05:43 PM (84gbM)

620 603 Andd... in other news... The Obama admin sends the USS Truxton, a DDG, into the Black Sea, to play target. As a Cold War Sailor, I know the stupidity of this....))) He probably thinks he's playing Risk. Or maybe Chutes and Ladders. Point being he has no clue the importance of his decisions.

Posted by: Dendritic at March 06, 2014 05:44 PM (Fi+kS)

621 Stinkbugs can get flatter than a piece of paper and wiggle through the thinnest opening. Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 09:40 PM (cHwk5) So that's how the incredibly evil things get in. Diiiieeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 05:44 PM (r+7wo)

622 Man, it is raining like shit in CLT, soon to be sleet. Come on Sat and 67!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:44 PM (0FSuD)

623 606  Jose

Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine....

Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:45 PM (aUQgu)

624 NCwoof, no it was early 80's PC, similar to Kaypro.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 06, 2014 05:45 PM (YELrK)

625 606 602 Goodys or BC? Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 09:37 PM (aUQgu) ha ha. No one but the Southern morons will have a clue what you are taking about. Posted by: Jose at March 06, 2014 09:40 PM (0FSuD) Hah!! Goodys. Oddly enough, it was a couple of buddies from MAINE who turned me on to that. Camp Beauregard, LA. Heh..... Lotsa drunken messes there. Very good times.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 06, 2014 05:46 PM (ztoEz)

626 votermom, I do also,  i can understand he gets fed up with the 'show'
but he needs to remember this absolutely Must be fought and Won.
even in aggravation at the other parties tactics and gamemenship.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

627 I think I understand the Issa Cummings thing. Republicans are born with original sin. Donks are born in a state of eternal grace.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 05:46 PM (E+uky)

628 chiuque d'afrique @ 75-
When I hear someone talk about 'big bang' or global warming, or evolution, or any other theory, here's what I say in a non-threatening Presbyterian way: 'All that stuff belongs to GOD. HE can do whatever HE likes with HIS stuff.' Word.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 06, 2014 05:46 PM (1gcFZ)

629 "anyway Issa should have let Cummings rant"

This.

With the intensity of a thousand exploding suns.

Issa is a frankly awful politician when it comes to message management, he has zero skills, and he SIMPLY WILL NOT LEARN.



If Issa had let Cummings rant it would have been evidence of Republican racism or something. The media has Republicans in a double bind.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 05:47 PM (3qZbZ)

630 618  Romeo

So where is the GD carrier?  In the Med, I hope.  Gah, hope is a crappy verb.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:48 PM (aUQgu)

631 "Issa should have let Cummings ask a question... And then when Lerner answered.... jumped on her destroying her fifth amendment privilege... as once you start answering questions about a subject, you can't then plead the 5th."

If you listen, you'll hear Cummings say he has a _procedural_ question.

In other words, he had no intention of actually asking the witness anything.

Cummings wanted to yell indignantly and bang the table and condemn the proceedings under the guise of his "procedural question".

And Issa should have allowed that.

Sat back and smiled faintly and let Cummings rant and rave.

Often when you let people run on? They run over the edge. And end up making themselves look ridiculous and dishonest. There was a golden opportunity there to let Cummings do just that.

Issa should have taken the opportunity. Instead he got accused of TEH RAYCISS ELEVENTY over trying to "silence" Cummings.. And had to issue a hat-in-hand apology. Winning!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 05:49 PM (gqT4g)

632 Goody's use to be given away in the press room at NASCAR races. I still have a drawer full of the powders. Put that shit on your tongue!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:49 PM (0FSuD)

633 625 Yeah but he was specially hawt when he got mad at Cummings. So, for me, worth it. LOL.

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 05:49 PM (AOoy5)

634 612 Lucky you. Apparently they are an invasive species and a crop pest, something I didn't know till just a minute ago. http://tinyurl.com/38he4g Posted by: Grey Fox at March 06, 2014 09:41 PM (Ai8IT) Oh, actually I do have them! I see them in the house occasionally. They're usually slow-moving, and I just pick them up and toss them out the window. I've never noticed an odor. I'm sure the centipedes would eat them, but frankly I'd prefer the stinkbugs.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 05:50 PM (sdi6R)

635 >>>Completely unrelated I'm sure, but Bobby Jindal thinks it's time to revisit our assumption that Barack Obama is a smart man. the dude did think his auto liability insurance covered damage to his car.

Posted by: X at March 06, 2014 05:50 PM (KHo8t)

636 And Samantha Power should just come out and say the regime is trying to start a war between Florin and Guilder. But honesty from them would be inconceivable.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 06, 2014 05:51 PM (1gcFZ)

637 623 nylon

Guess I missed that PC part.  For me it was Dec's VAX/VMS I was creeping out about.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:51 PM (aUQgu)

638

So that's how the incredibly evil things get in. Diiiieeeeee!!!!!

 

 

They're inside the perimeter, man!   5  meters . . .  4 meters . . . 3 . . .

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at March 06, 2014 05:52 PM (BAS5M)

639 631  Nip

When Richard raced with a broken leg (and the crew hefted him into the car), he used to have Goody's taped to his crutches.  Later, in the broadcast booth for CBS, he had Goody's tucked inside hat band.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:53 PM (aUQgu)

640 635 I just hope Putin gets some rest. If he hasn't got his health, he hasn't got anything.

Posted by: 6FingeredMan at March 06, 2014 05:53 PM (7SfMv)

641 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve?  I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed.  Who's with me??? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 05:53 PM (8lmkt)

642 *hic*

Posted by: MDH3 at March 06, 2014 05:54 PM (GKyUC)

643 Often when you let people run on? They run over the edge. And end up making themselves look ridiculous and dishonest. There was a golden opportunity there to let Cummings do just that. *** It came down to Issa having a thin skin over, as he said himself, Cummings beginning to "slander" him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 05:55 PM (DmNpO)

644 640 Peaches

All rise.  Fine.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 05:55 PM (aUQgu)

645 'Thursday' , March 6th 2014

and i'll join you  (already started)

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:55 PM (nqBYe)

646 It's not Friday yet, Peaches.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 05:56 PM (doBIb)

647 Peaches I'm workin on it. Friday is a short day for me, so I can get home early and work on the "recovery" so to speak.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 05:56 PM (Q8vlx)

648 589: So, just a typical Law and Order episode but set Texas (or OK?.), more swearing and violence, and Alexandra Daddario nekid!! Meh. Well at least it had Alexandra Daddario.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 06, 2014 05:56 PM (15w2J)

649 Florin and Guilder. But honesty from them would be inconceivable. Posted by: Erowmero So that means it's ok to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 05:57 PM (Y/M/K)

650 Louisiana.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 05:57 PM (doBIb)

651 Friday eve = day before Friday

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 05:57 PM (7SfMv)

652 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve? I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed. Who's with me???
Posted by: Peaches
-------------------------

I'm a responsible drinker EVERY DAY!

It's my responsibility.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 05:57 PM (4Mv1T)

653 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve? I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed. Who's with me??? ))) Got the keys to Ace's time machine? Another question if you get a DUI in a time machine do they impound it? That would suck.

Posted by: Dendritic at March 06, 2014 05:58 PM (Fi+kS)

654 @638 Yeah Goodys are made in W-S and BC in Salisbury I think. Stanback left the state. http://tinyurl.com/qzszr34

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:58 PM (0FSuD)

655 650 Friday eve = day before Friday Ok, I thought she meant Friday evening.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 05:58 PM (doBIb)

656 Friday
{eve = day before Friday}

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 09:57 PM (7SfMv)

because I'm higher than Peaches and can't read so good

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

657 It's not Friday yet, Peaches.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 09:56 PM (doBIb)

Friday Eve, peeps . . . you know, like Christmas Eve. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

658 640 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve? I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed. Who's with me?? Gave it up for Lent....boooo

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 05:59 PM (0FSuD)

659 Friday eve is like Chrismas eve.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 05:59 PM (Q8vlx)

660 EC must have shared my bottle

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

661
Ok, I thought she meant Friday evening.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 09:58 PM (doBIb)


Have you ever known me to mince words, EC?  I'm so glad to be here amongst the horde and having a good giggle.  Life is good!!  Y'all are a big part of the reason that I can say that.  Always grateful . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

662 It'll be Friday in 120 minutes.  What's a couple hours when.....?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:00 PM (aUQgu)

663 Peaches
well i block eve cause of all the bad things they say about her.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:00 PM (nqBYe)

664 Gave it up for Lent....boooo -- It's sacramental wine, so it's ok.

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 06:01 PM (zeFlO)

665 Thought you were abbreviating "evening".

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:01 PM (doBIb)

666 Crap I read Friday eve as Friday evening. The question about the DUI in a time machine still stands though.

Posted by: Dendritic at March 06, 2014 06:01 PM (Fi+kS)

667 smacks EC.

just admit you can't read either!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:02 PM (nqBYe)

668 {{{{{willow}}}}  do you really think you're higher than I am?  and here I thought I knew ya.  to us!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

669 The SCOAMF is a gutless pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (UAMVq)

670 gloabal warming lulz: Right now as type this, weather.com (the Weather Channel's website) has this superimposed over a map of Northern USA: Will It EVER Be Warm Again?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (/eo9F)

671 ((Peaches)) i'm as toasted as i've ever been. Ever.
But i don't even care
.

unless i vomit in a bit.
cannot believe i'm not doing a thread count under the table while hugging the carpet

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (nqBYe)

672 G'night all. Time to dream of mad hawt prosecutors.

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (zeFlO)

673 30 It's not hard to find a cold, dark and lonely place in this Universe. You mean like life?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (UAMVq)

674 666 smacks EC. just admit you can't read either! Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:02 PM (nqBYe) Common Core fails me yet again.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:04 PM (doBIb)

675 640 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve? I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed. Who's with me??? Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 09:53 PM (8lmkt) *makes daiquiri* OK, I'm in! I would just like to add that the 3-piece cocktail shaker is one of the highest achievements of human civilization.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

676 I can't believe Mr. Jindal said, "Over 100 percent..." (face palm).

Posted by: Manolo at March 06, 2014 06:05 PM (myV+q)

677 Heh. willow with the Devil's post!

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:06 PM (doBIb)

678 @653 Nip

Gah.  Completely forgot Stanback.  How could I?  Ever body took Stanback.  Jeez.  Thanks

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:06 PM (aUQgu)

679 If I could have one thing that would rock my world, in the small amount of time someone of my years and lifestyle has left, it would be President Perry.  I know, I'm just a crazy old goofball, but I still think he'd be the best thing ever for this country . . . not too smart, no ego, nothing to prove, just a good heart and a burning love for our country.  I wonder if he ever reads the comments . . . hmmmm . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

680 Impossible to get a DUI while in a time machine.  Just go back to a time with no motor vehicle laws.  Like the 1880's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 06, 2014 06:06 PM (jucos)

681 If America was still America Lois Lerner would be marked for treason and execution.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 06:07 PM (3qZbZ)

682 Lawdy, just watched Rushs` speech at CPAC on cspan video, 6-4 240 went total wood.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they ridin ponies at March 06, 2014 06:07 PM (GUnyT)

683 oh, willow . . . child . . . grab a barf bucket and lie down somewhere soft and warm -- that way if you have to puke, you don't have to try and walk anywhere.  don't ask me how I know this shit!  xoxo, darlin'

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

684 670  willow

Get some forehead ice.  Or just throw up.
Stops the counting.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:08 PM (aUQgu)

685 Well, those of us over on FB were having a lovely time discussing freckles and gingers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 06:08 PM (GEICT)

686 1 freckle = 1 stolen soul

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:09 PM (doBIb)

687 Heh.


willow with the Devil's post!

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:06 PM (doBIb)


and i blame you!

fits right in with adom and eve yes?


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:09 PM (nqBYe)

688 How drunk is willow?

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:11 PM (doBIb)

689 Nearly 700 posts on the pre-ONT.

Laet again!
 
As for the too drunk to stand state? And/or the spins?

I hate wasting good booze, but when you're that far gone, it's not good booze any longer. Crawl into the bathroom and talk to Ralph on the big white phone for a while. You'll feel better.

Afterwards, sock back some clean cool water to rehydrate.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 06:11 PM (gqT4g)

690 687  EC

Don't know.  But describing stuff I am very familiar with.  Prior to bathroom floor.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:12 PM (aUQgu)

691 I've told this one before, but,,,
Long ago, my older brother and I were out drinking all night one time and ate breakfast at the Waffle House between Hartwell, GA and Anderson, SC. He had a headache and put 3 Goodys in one paper to chase with a CoCola. He accidentally snorted those Goodys up his nose. Then to top that stunt he puked scrambled eggs out of his nose. Good times, man. Good times. Sometimes I miss that guy.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 06, 2014 06:13 PM (1gcFZ)

692 The brown marmorated stink bug was accidentally introduced into the United States from China or Japan. It is believed to have hitched a ride as a stowaway in packing crates. The first documented specimen was collected in Allentown, Pennsylvania, in September 1998.[4][12] Several Muhlenberg College students were reported to have seen these bugs as early as August of that same year.[7][13] Other reports have the brown marmorated stink bug recovered as early as 2000 in New Jersey from a black light trap run by the Rutgers Cooperative Extension (RCE) Vegetable Integrated Pest Management program in Milford, New Jersey. [14] In 2002, it was again collected in New Jersey from black light traps located in Phillipsburg and Little York and was found on plant material in Stewartsville. It was quickly documented and established in many counties in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware, Connecticut and New York on the eastern coast of the United States. By 2009, this agricultural pest had reached Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, and Oregon.[15] In 2010 this pest was found in additional states including Indiana,[16] Michigan,[17] Minnesota,[18] and other states.[19] As of November 2011 it has spread to 34 U.S. states[5] and by 2012 to 40 and showed an increase of 60% in total numbers over 2011.[20] I didn't realize they were such recent arrivals. Like I said, I see them in my house once in a while, but nothing that I would call an infestation. At least so far.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

693 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2014 09:20 PM (r+7wo) Their excellent manners are very noticeable in American classrooms. The teens don't know how to react at times. I did have interesting conversation with an ECEBD 13 year old from Kenya. Having spent years with friends who grew up in Kenya I was familiar with their schools and treatment of teachers. After watching him hassle a young student teacher in a class I observed; I asked him if he would treat his teachers in Kenya with such disrespect. He laughed and said, "oh no Kenyan teachers would beat me".

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 06:13 PM (wOAmT)

694 Guess I missed that PC part. For me it was Dec's VAX/VMS I was creeping out about.

Damnit, I'd just stopped having nightmares.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 06, 2014 06:13 PM (0AKks)

695

636 NCwolf

You worked on DEC VAX/VMS? So did I.  Good times.  Good times.  Then Bill Gates had to hire Dave Cutler away and create Windows NT. Bah.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 06:14 PM (H+MP0)

696 If I could have one thing that would rock my world, in the small amount of time someone of my years and lifestyle has left, it would be President Perry. I know, I'm just a crazy old goofball, but I still think he'd be the best thing ever for this country . . . not too smart, no ego, nothing to prove, just a good heart and a burning love for our country. I wonder if he ever reads the comments . . . hmmmm . . .
Posted by: Peaches
---------------------------------
Say what you will about the guy, but I could have been very happy with his boots propped up on the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

697 Evening

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2014 06:14 PM (nzKvP)

698 Wow this one is still going?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 06:17 PM (oFCZn)

699 Say what you will about the guy, but I could have been very happy with his boots propped up on the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 10:14 PM (4Mv1T)


He is entirely too well-mannered to ever do any such thing, TR.

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

700 what one shouldn't do.
drink a drink at lunchtime, and 2 glasses of wine at dinner. without dinner
and a dose of nyquil  with a head cold.
just so we know.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:17 PM (nqBYe)

701 Inka Dinka Doo!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Duranty at March 06, 2014 06:17 PM (oMKdP)

702 VAX/VMS was elegant compared to Windows NT.  A classic case of the 'second system effect'.  Gotta make it  better! Bloated, overloaded, stupid Manhattan style architecture is still there in Windows 8.1 to this day.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 06:18 PM (H+MP0)

703 Say what you will about the guy, but I could have been very happy with his boots propped up on the Resolute Desk. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 10:14 PM (4Mv1T) I'm thinking he'd never, ever do that but I know what you mean. When Barry did it I wanted to yell, "Get your fucking feet off of my desk, asshole!" Because it's my desk. And yours. And Peaches. And all of us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 06:18 PM (oFCZn)

704 Willow leave the nyquil alone. Bad for you. I use more booze. Same thing.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 06:19 PM (Q8vlx)

705 695  Peaches

O my lawd.  To have Rick Perry in the Oval office and Command In Chief.  I could die and go to heaven.  Can you imagine?  The troops and the Secret Service would love that guy.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:19 PM (aUQgu)

706 He is entirely too well-mannered to ever do any such thing, TR.
Posted by: Peaches
-------------------------------------

True that.

Nevertheless, they'd look a hell of lot better than manbearpig's lace-up oxfords parked there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

707 640 How the fuck is everybody on this fine Friday eve? I was going to try and be a more responsible drinker today, but that ship has sailed. Who's with me??? Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 09:53 PM (8lmkt) I had a moment of panic thinking I had my days mixed up and missed an obligation. And that's a sign I need slep

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 06, 2014 06:19 PM (wOAmT)

708 willow, the nyquil was a mistake . . . if you have food, now's the time to pound it.  doesn't matter if it tastes good or if you're in the mood to eat, just do it.  then, in an hour or two, take a couple of aleves if you have them (and if you don't, but you ever plan to re-enact this scenario, get some).  tomorrow, you call work and tell 'em your plumbing went bad and, as much as it pains you, it's beyond your control, you have to stay home.  then, your internet connection fails and you go back to bed (if  you have aleves, take 2 more).  mwah!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

709 Fuck microsoft and Bill Gates. That is all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 06:20 PM (Q8vlx)

710 We know what Obama was doing putting his shoes on America's Desk.

Posted by: Islamists at March 06, 2014 06:20 PM (oMKdP)

711 When Barry did it I wanted to yell, "Get your fucking feet off of my desk, asshole!"

well, you are a far more polite person than I am, Dack.  I wanted to slap his narrow ass right into the next dimension.  Still do, come to think of it, fuckin' piece of shit.

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

712 The whole Issa thing and his apology confirms to me that all politicians, of any stripe and of any party, tend to be rather less than intelligent. There are no truly intelligent politicians. That is just a fact statistically speaking. The truly bright go into physics or such like callings. Not politics. In fact, I'd say your average citizen has probably--if not a higher IQ--at least more common sense than your average politician. To get elected you have to be somewhat warped psychologically and amoral.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 06:21 PM (/cUUk)

713 Perry is good. likes america and that is what we face now.

i think so
good is what we need.
I can't to think this is what we will become. acountry of petraus's and hams' that leaves our guys  high and dry. a groups of republicans that won't fight for average joe.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:22 PM (nqBYe)

714 Fuck microsoft and Bill Gates. That is all. Posted by: Chavez ----------- Same thing I said ..

Posted by: Zombie Gary Kildall at March 06, 2014 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

715 @694

After grasped VAX/VMS, then Lisa came out, then the Mac.  After that seemed like the VAX could be a great giant server for lots of Macs.  But the PTB said I was nuts.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:22 PM (aUQgu)

716 Hi Horde, My Mac isn't connecting to the router. I'm using iPad while it tries to fix it.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2014 06:23 PM (z4WKX)

717 well, you are a far more polite person than I am, Dack. I wanted to slap his narrow ass right into the next dimension. Still do, come to think of it, fuckin' piece of shit.
Posted by: Peaches
--------------------------

The sad thing is, IF he ever leaves office he'll have Secret Service to prevent ANYONE from ever bitchslapping into next week.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

718 At least Ford was smart enough to dump Windows Automotive for QNX for next year's model.  The last thing I need is for my Taurus to suffer a BSOD on I-35.  When I saw the Windows logo on my rental I freaked.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 06:24 PM (H+MP0)

719 Votermom: Are you the same gal who posts at the Crawdad Hole? Just curious.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 06, 2014 06:24 PM (/cUUk)

720 The sad thing is, IF he ever leaves office he'll have Secret Service to prevent ANYONE from ever bitchslapping into next week. Posted by: Tobacco ------------------------- Yup, we'll be paying for SS for Mooch & the kids for the rest of their lives, I reckon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 06:24 PM (aDwsi)

721 715 Hi Horde, My Mac isn't connecting to the router. I'm using iPad while it tries to fix it. Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2014 10:23 PM (z4WKX) Wireless or wired? Unplug the router, count to ten, and re-plug?

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:25 PM (doBIb)

722 Oh.  Did I say please don't mention Microsoft?  Or Gates.  Or other thieves of someone else's hard work and innovation?

Thank you.  Thank you very much.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:25 PM (aUQgu)

723 VAX/VMS was elegant compared to Windows NT. VAX email = "Hello, how are you. I'm in hOiho" - oops, *erases line* FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 06:25 PM (Y/M/K)

724 The sad thing is, IF he ever leaves office he'll have Secret Service to prevent ANYONE from ever bitchslapping into next week.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 10:23 PM (4Mv1T)


Maybe this is just my bad attitude talking here, TR, but I don't actually see the SS trying all that hard in this instance.  Like, sometimes, they might miss stuff . . . like, stuff they would really like to be doing themselves, right?  Again, I'm wrong a lot.

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

725 Tobacco the JEF does not exist in my world, I ignore that ignorant p.o.s. My wife will change the channel when he comes on so I don't have a stroke.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2014 06:26 PM (Q8vlx)

726 Yup, we'll be paying for SS for Mooch & the kids for the rest of their lives, I reckon. Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------------------------

WAIT!

I bet MOOOchelle bitchslaps him routinely, whether he needs it or not.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

727 A nice little story for the former VAXherders:

http://www.hactrn.net/sra/vaxen.html

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 06, 2014 06:26 PM (0AKks)

728 Rick Perry wasn't the Republican candidate for President in 2012 because Republican primary voters are stupid and shallow. Debates seen by almost no-one for the win.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 06:26 PM (3qZbZ)

729 It is now the, irresolute desk

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:27 PM (nqBYe)

730 Did I say please don't mention Microsoft? Or Gates. ---------------- Or David Sarnoff..

Posted by: Zombie Edwin Armstrong at March 06, 2014 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

731 willow, I have to give you props for hanging in!!  and nice turn of phrase . . .  you wanna smoke some pot? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 06, 2014 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

732 i don't care if he has ss, i just care that He leaves when He should.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:28 PM (nqBYe)

733 There is no group stupider than GOP primary voters.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 06, 2014 06:29 PM (3qZbZ)

734 peaches , whispers,  i would if it were legal and i didn't still have kids at home.
next year!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

735 TR - After the selfie with Helle Thorning-Schmidt, I expect The Moocher rattled his chops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

736 I heard Jindal said that he should apologize to Carter, I like the clip where he did & what he said about the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Carol at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (z4WKX)

737 The TFG protection detail will be know as the "shit detail" for underperforming SS agents.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (doBIb)

738 719

The Secret Service existing statute can be CHANGED.  By legislation.  That is all.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (aUQgu)

739
The sad thing is, IF he ever leaves office he'll have Secret Service to prevent ANYONE from ever bitchslapping into next week.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 06, 2014 10:23 PM (4Mv1T)

 

----------------

 

The third option?

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they ridin ponies at March 06, 2014 06:30 PM (GUnyT)

740 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me the ONT was up?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 06, 2014 06:31 PM (gqT4g)

741 * sound of scampering *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 06, 2014 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

742 I wonder to what degree he has replaced normal Secret Service agents with bodyguards who are personally loyal to him, rather than to the Constitution. That's Job 1 for a dictator.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

743 ONT

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 06:33 PM (Y/M/K)

744 As a USA of American (Miss Teen SC), I do not want to give maps to the mens of the Service that is, like, you know, Secret so that helps these mens know where the Mr. Barry be.  So that is all for world peace.  Thank you.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 06:36 PM (aUQgu)

745

http://www.hactrn.net/sra/vaxen.html

So the moral of the story is never move a trillion dollars while an IBMer is eating a jelly donut on your VAX?

Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 06, 2014 06:36 PM (H+MP0)

746 > 679 Impossible to get a DUI while in a time machine. Just go back to a time with no motor vehicle laws. Like the 1880's. I wouldn't count on that. In South Dakota, it is still illegal to ride your horse while drunk.

Posted by: 8) at March 06, 2014 07:05 PM (tso1R)

747 Holy hell this is a lot of comments. I just want to add that my dog Lobo rocks. He knows high five and down low. He's my drunk buddy that keeps me sane.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 06, 2014 08:09 PM (C6XFd)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 07, 2014 01:56 AM (T2V/1)

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