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May 16, 2013

Hilarious Headline from Dan Foster of NRO
— Ace

@rdbrewer4 linked this story in the sidebar, I think linking to the Daily Mail: A study shows that men who are physically strong, with larger penises, are more likely to be conservative.

Here's Dan Foster's headline and byline:

Study: "Dan Foster Types" More Likely to be Conservative

by Dan Foster

I don't care who you are, that's just funny.

The study also found that weaker men tended to be more supportive of the welfare state, for protection 'n stuff.

I guess I'm done with the Obama press conference because he's saying, as usual, nothing, and is speaking in lawyer-crafted language. Asked when he'd known of the IRS scandal -- that is, the underlying allegations and controversy -- he answered that he hadn't known of the IG Report about it until Friday last.

We "Dan Foster Types" don't cotton to such pussymouth parsing.

Not a Dan Foster Type: Seriously? You haven't invented umbrella poles for this purpose?

Posted by: Ace at 09:32 AM | Comments (211)
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1 the president is a scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 09:33 AM (GVxQo)

2 1st

Posted by: teh Wind at May 16, 2013 09:33 AM (JIMJN)

3 pussies can't handle conservatism

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 09:33 AM (GVxQo)

4 I'm more of a Foster Brooks type, probably.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

5 ted olson coming up on fox news may his wife barbara olson rest in peace NEVER FORGET 9/11/2001

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (GVxQo)

6 [Flexes rippling muscles, adjusts enormous man-meat] Got that right, ace.

Posted by: joncelli, proprietor of Lord Rumpley's Shaggatorium at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

7 >>> We "Dan Foster Types" don't cotton to such pussymouth parsing.

Mmmmm.... pussymouth!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (D0bIN)

8 I realized I was a Dan Foster type when it started getting callouses from scraping the floor.

Posted by: wte9 at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (6Tcdo)

9 The ladyshoulder guys get socialism.

Conservatism is for thundercocks.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (KXm42)

10 BRB. Going to chum the waters with that first section. Â”Men who are physically strong are more likely to take a right wing political stance, while weaker men are inclined to support the welfare state, according to a new study.Â”

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 09:35 AM (fWAjv)

11 This strokes my ego.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 09:36 AM (z9HTb)

12 Shh, don't say anything to the Log Cabin Republicans. (Or are they the more masculine types of their type??)

Posted by: BubbaLou at May 16, 2013 09:36 AM (qKpun)

13 President I got into politics to fix these types of egregious issues in govt.

but found out i don't actually know what's going on in My IRS or MY military, My ATF Or My DOJ until its already done.

so i demand tons of new legislation to fix the issues that have just this week come to my attention

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 09:36 AM (nqBYe)

14 He's such a lying idiot who just painted himself into a corner.

There is no way he only knew last Friday about the IRS. It's been going on well over a year going back to the campaign. Democrats in Congress directly asked the IRS to investigate these groups.

My guess is he walks that one back when the evidence comes out.

Posted by: Marcus at May 16, 2013 09:36 AM (GGCsk)

15 But Hollywood depicts conservatives as geeky weaklings or repressed homosexuals! I don't know who to believe...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2013 09:37 AM (1YJrc)

16 President, I can assure you if congress will just release funds All these issues wouldn't have happened

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 09:37 AM (nqBYe)

I'm really digging this latest generation of NRO writers- Foster, Charlie Cooke, Kevin Williamson, etc.

They're all great writers, and they take after the best writers at National Review (Jonah Goldberg, Jim Geraghty) more than the sticks-in-the-mud over there.

Posted by: Roxy at May 16, 2013 09:37 AM (JpC1K)

18 Seems the articles use of the term "self-interest" is a euphemism for "selfishness" (because they're too pussified to say it outright). At least that's what I think they are implying.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2013 09:38 AM (9eDbm)

19 See, even if you have a tiny penis and no balls you to can become president umbrella.

Old and busted; teflon man

New hotness; umbrella man

Posted by: Marcus at May 16, 2013 09:38 AM (GGCsk)

20 Science baby.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2013 09:38 AM (g1DWB)

21 As alleged by Monica Lewinsky; where does Clinton overly curved member play in all of this penis talk?

Posted by: Marcus at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (GGCsk)

22 So, we're sexual without the metro?

Posted by: BubbaLou at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (qKpun)

23 for a moment there i thought He brought the Marines in to help defend himself against an inquiring Media ..

but it was only to hold an umbrella for his comfort.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (nqBYe)

24 ABSTRACT: Years of having sand kicked in your face at the beach will make a guy stupid enough to support socialism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (8ZskC)

25 Speaking of pussies, was the umbrella, again, too difficult for Obama to operate or does he just like cozying up to marines?

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (UzPAd)

They didn't break the mold when they made me.

I BROKE IT.

#LiveRetardStrong

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (CJjw5)

27 A study shows that men who are physically strong, with larger penises, are more likely to be conservative. You know, every day, while bench-pressing my weight and at the same time trying to keep my enormous penis from getting in the way, I find myself thinking the same thing.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (7ObY1)

28 We Dan Foster types know a Jody Foster type when we see her. ...him!

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (FcR7P)

29 Hey, baby.

Did you know that I'm reaalllllllllllyyyyyy conservative, IYKWIMAITYD?????

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 16, 2013 09:40 AM (wtvvX)

30 I'm really digging this latest generation of NRO writers- Foster, Charlie Cooke, Kevin Williamson, etc.
Posted by: Roxy

A right bunch of roughnecks they:

Williamson: "I asked her whether I had missed something during the very pointed announcements to please turn off your phones, perhaps a special exemption granted for her. She suggested that I should mind my own business.

So I minded my own business by utilizing my famously feline agility to deftly snatch the phone out of her hand and toss it across the room, where it would do no more damage. She slapped me and stormed away to seek managerial succor. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (YTstp)

31 Â”Men who are physically strong are more likely to take a right wing political stance, while weaker men are inclined to support the welfare state, according to a new study.Â”

Posted by: SCIENCE, BITCHES!! at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (fwARV)

32 21 As alleged by Monica Lewinsky; where does Clinton overly curved member play in all of this penis talk?

Posted by: Marcus at May 16, 2013 01:40 PM (GGCsk)

Didn't she also say "like a roll of quarters?"

Posted by: real joe at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (RJ1ux)

33 Brett Baier is a Dan Foster Type. Shep Smith--not so much.

Posted by: Body Builder at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (DrC22)

34 17 I'm really digging this latest generation of NRO writers- Foster, Charlie Cooke, Kevin Williamson, etc.
They're all great writers, and they take after thebest writersat National Review (Jonah Goldberg, Jim Geraghty) more than the sticks-in-the-mud over there. Posted by: Roxy
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Steyn, of course. I miss Derbyshire a lot, but duck over to Taki when I need a fix, and often find some really interesting articles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (aDwsi)

35 24 ABSTRACT: Years of having sand kicked in your face at the beach will make a guy stupid enough to support socialism. Oh damn. They're on to me.

Posted by: ChrisHayes at May 16, 2013 09:41 AM (7ObY1)

36 >>As alleged by Monica Lewinsky; where does Clinton overly curved member play in all of this penis talk? He's more of a Bananas Foster type.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (g1DWB)

37 36 24 ABSTRACT: Years of having sand kicked in your face at the beach will make a guy stupid enough to support socialism. Oh damn. They're on to me. Shit. Me too.

Posted by: JonathanCapehart at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (7ObY1)

38 Matt Damon hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (8ZskC)

39 I wouldn't put it past TFG to intentionally make the press sit out in the rain today.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (nRTou)

40 Drat, I just imagined President Snowflake's umbrella was made out of a skirt.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (FcR7P)

41

I met Dan Foster, he is a friend of mine. You Mr. President are no Dan Foster.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - a biggie sized dan foster type at May 16, 2013 09:42 AM (jKWYf)

42 38 36 24 ABSTRACT: Years of having sand kicked in your face at the beach will make a guy stupid enough to support socialism. Oh damn. They're on to me. Shit. Me too. Years of sand-kicking? They still kick sand in my face.

Posted by: StevenRattner at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (7ObY1)

Well, that study explains Chris Hayes.

Maddow has a thicker neck and more of an Adam's apple than he does.

Posted by: BubbaLou at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (qKpun)

44 weft-cut loop, shush, that's an upcoming post.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (LCRYB)

45 Julie Pace at the AP is still very much into gobbling some Obama meat snake judging by her description of the news conference.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (epxV4)

46 Matt Damon hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 01:42 PM (8ZskC)

By me. In his ass.

Posted by: Flaming double-ended dildo of doom at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (fwARV)

ABSTRACT: Years of having sand kicked in your face at the beach will make a guy stupid enough to support socialism.

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I can't make Chicken Salad out of Chickenshit, ladyboys.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at May 16, 2013 09:43 AM (CJjw5)

48 Mom Jeans Obama is offended by this study.

Posted by: MostlyRight at May 16, 2013 09:44 AM (w9AQ4)

49

Interesting that the Daily Mail chose a picture of Schwazzanneeggar for their article.

As time goes on, and the steroids shrink his penis further, he becomes more liberal.

SCIENCE

Posted by: dan-O at May 16, 2013 09:44 AM (D0bIN)

50 What about Vince Foster types?

Posted by: bretzysdude at May 16, 2013 09:44 AM (cNQM/)

51 A study shows that men who are physically strong, with larger penises, are more likely to be conservative.

This should be saved and used as the all-purpose answer to trolls.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 16, 2013 09:44 AM (GoIUi)

52 -
Hmmmm.... Second look at conservatives?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (8GKDa)

53 Is Dick Cheney's giant war-cock the cause or result of Dick Cheney's right-wing badassery? Science, at this time, cannot say.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (ZPrif)

54 44 Well, that study explains Chris Hayes. Maddow has a thicker neck and more of an Adam's apple than he does. Well, my penis is pretty big and *I* support socialism.

Posted by: RachelMaddow at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (7ObY1)

55 shush, that's an upcoming post. Posted by: ace

Doh!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (YTstp)

56 Anti Dan Fosterr http://minx.cc/?post=339200

Posted by: Liontooth at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (xk0Xg)

57 who would have thought that Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter had such physical strength?

Posted by: mallfly at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (bJm7W)

58 Speaking of Real Men, apparently the non-speedbump Boston bomber left a note in the boat announcing that "an attack on one Muslim is attack on all."

Motive behind attacks still completely unknown.

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (6XG5P)

59 Well, this explains Preezy's dicklessness.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (wtvvX)

"Dan Foster" will be the new nickname for your junk.

Let's see it used in some sentences. As in: "My Dan Foster...."

Posted by: BubbaLou at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (qKpun)

61 Apparently Dan Foster types know how to work an umbrella: http://instagram.com/p/ZYV7OHxixK/ Whereas Barack Obama types...: http://tinyurl.com/4yp8whc

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 09:45 AM (T0NGe)

I told that Toure kid it didn't matter how many boxtops he sent in, he was always destined for a life of wedgies, purple nurples, and Indian Head Scrubbings.

You can't stiffen a bucket of spit with a handful of buckshot.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at May 16, 2013 09:46 AM (CJjw5)

63 Grow some balls you slack jawed pussy. Oh damn. They're on to me. Posted by: ChrisHayes at May 16, 2013 01:41 PM (7ObY1)

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 16, 2013 09:46 AM (fWAjv)

We "Dan Foster Types" don't cotton to such pussymouth parsing.

We "Foster Brooks Types," however, do cotton to a nice cocktail or three.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 09:46 AM (zF6Iw)

65 Hate to burst the bubble, but black dudes vote almost uniformly Democrat.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 09:46 AM (W7ffl)

66 I'm glad I stuffed these fuckers heads in the toilet in High School

Posted by: Beto at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (MhA4j)

67 "Dan Foster Types" More Likely to be Conservative

What does that make Dick Cheney?

Posted by: John P,. Squibob at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (kqqGm)

68 Also, liberal men tend to be more emo and metrosexual. Ugh.

Ted Olson's coming up on Fox to tell us of a possible Obama enemies list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (lVPtV)

69 So, if an attack on one Muslim is an attack on all, then is an attack BY one Muslim an attack BY all?

Any iMams out there?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (wtvvX)

70 I'm more Foster Stevens

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)

71 Barack Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 16, 2013 09:47 AM (NcPjb)

72 Is the penis thing actually in the article? (he asked hungrily)

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (8GKDa)

73 see update.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (LCRYB)

74 Hi, I'm Dan Foster. You may know me from such movies as "My Penis Is Too Big" and "How To Be Awesome".

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (8sCoq)

75 Dan Foster is a pussy

Posted by: Turner Brown at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (jucos)

Hate to burst the bubble, but black dudes vote almost uniformly Democrat.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 01:46 PM (W7ffl)

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You haven't met enough black dudes. Plenty of fatasses and pencil necks in their ranks.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (CJjw5)

Â”Men who are physically strong are more likely to take a right wing political stance

Told ya I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Larry Craig at May 16, 2013 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

78 "Dan Foster" will be the new nickname for your junk.

Let's see it used in some sentences. As in: "My Dan Foster...." Posted by: BubbaLou
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As we speak, I am establishing a trademark for DanFoster(tm) underwear for men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (aDwsi)

Ted Olson's coming up on Fox to tell us of a possible Obama enemies list.

That is going to be a long list considering he thinks of all conservatives as his enemy

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (R8hU8)

80 "I'm more Foster Stevens" I'm more Frederic fucking Chopin

Posted by: Doc Holliday at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (NcPjb)

>>>Hate to burst the bubble, but black dudes vote almost uniformly Democrat.

Trick here is Democrat =/= Liberal. Case in point: RINOs everywhere

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (3ZtZW)

82 The more femmy a guy is, the more he seeks someone else to provide his protection. Since he isn't gay-gay, he can't ask a man to protect him, so he asks the state to protect him (just like stupid women do). He knows size matters, even though his stringy-haired girlfriend tells him it doesn't, so he projects his inadequacy on to everyone else to keep from killing himself. Classic lefty.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (6H6o8)

83 Obama deployed more Marines to his umbrella than Benghazi.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 09:49 AM (ZPrif)

84 *looks down pants* *once again notes Irishness* Fuck it, I still outdrink you and kick your ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (da5Wo)

85 Ted Olson's coming up on Fox to tell us of a possible Obama enemies list. OK, I never got why an "enemies list" was such a big crime by Nixon. Of course you would keep track of biased reporters and others who would write unfair things about you.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (T0NGe)

86 Oh you should not have added that clip of 0bama calling in the umbrellas. Now I'll be in a murderous rage the rest of the day.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (8sCoq)

87 As we speak, I am establishing a trademark for DanFoster(tm) underwear for men.

"Dan Foster runs deep...."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (wtvvX)

88 Rain doesn't bother Dan Foster types.

But then, rain doesn't even think about falling on Dick Cheney.

Posted by: John P,. Squibob at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (kqqGm)

89 Re: the Marines coming to rescue TFG from the rain.

If my stepson did that, I would never let him live it down even though I fully know he had to follow that order without hesitation. He'd probably punch his own nutsack after he got off duty too.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

90
I gave her a little bit of the old dan fostering.

Posted by: A Clockwork Foster at May 16, 2013 09:50 AM (jKWYf)

91 WTF these fucking fuckers APPLAUDED after His Holiness summoned the Marines over to make up for the fact that He can't read the pretty colors on Doppler radar.

I hate these people. So much.

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 09:51 AM (6XG5P)

92 Hate to burst the bubble, but black dudes vote almost uniformly Democrat. Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 01:46 PM (W7ffl) Most are meek pussies when they're alone. OK, maybe not meek pussies, but nowhere near as boisterous and 'courageous' as when they're together.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 09:51 AM (fWAjv)

93 Fuck it, I still outdrink you and kick your ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 01:50 PM (da5Wo)

Don't the Irish have their own martial arts? I believe it's called "Fuck-u!!!"

It consists mostly of headbutting someone and kicking them while they're on the ground.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 09:52 AM (GQ8sn)

94 This article is just wrong. Didn't you see me opening up a can of whup-*** on those other guys?

Posted by: Ironic hipster slap fighters at May 16, 2013 09:52 AM (YXmuI)

95 Obama deployed more Marines to his umbrella than Benghazi.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 01:49 PM (ZPrif)

Threadwinner before 100 comments, impressive

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 09:52 AM (6XG5P)

96
Yippi Kai Yay, MotherFoster!

Posted by: Die Hard like a DanFoster at May 16, 2013 09:52 AM (jKWYf)

97 Marines that are trained (very well) to kill the enemy holding umbrellas. That clip sums up Obama's Presidency. We all have vaginas now.

Posted by: Liontooth at May 16, 2013 09:52 AM (xk0Xg)

98 I've got 60,000 troops in place at the IRS, ready to hold my umbrella for me.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (FcR7P)

99 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THE UMBRELLAS??? I'm serious with the fucking caps. "Obama deployed more Marines to his umbrella than Benghazi." Needs to be repeated over and over and over and over.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (NcPjb)

100 Was Carney on yet? Or did TFG fill the roll of talking with the common folk?

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (fWAjv)

101

OK, we've got your Dan Foster types;

Your Foster Brooks types;

Your Vince Foster types;

Your Bananas Foster types;

Any Foster Grant types out there?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (zF6Iw)

102 Don't the Irish have their own martial arts? I believe it's called "Fuck-u!!!"It consists mostly of headbutting someone and kicking them while they're on the ground. Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 01:52 PM (GQ8sn) Riverdancing got its start as Curbstomping. Then came the English influence.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (da5Wo)

103 Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2013 01:45 PM (T0NGe)

Umbrellas are hard.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (oY6Yp)

104 Eh, I'll buy this. There are always plenty of exceptions to any stereotype but, as a rough generalization, I think this one is valid. I've spent decades in the halls of academe, in environments where conservatives are deep in the closet, and you develop the equivalent of gaydar. ( Con-dar?) With men, body type is one clue. With women, how they dress is more important. But you've got to pick up several clues before you put out signals, "drop beads," as the closeted gays used to say.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (C8mVl)

105 Where are ya'll seeing the umbrellas?

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (fWAjv)

106 Those Marines looked like yummy Dan Foster types. Wish I was having a Marine sandwich for lunch!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 16, 2013 09:53 AM (utKTB)

107 I'd like to see Barry hold his arm out at shoulder height for even sixty seconds. Holding nothing. He'd be crying like a little bitch, "Owwie! It burns!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:54 AM (CJjw5)

108 #LiveRetardStrong

EoJ wins the internet

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 09:54 AM (z9HTb)

109 That image of the Marines shielding Special Snowflake from the rain enrages me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2013 09:54 AM (lVPtV)

110 Don't the Irish have their own martial arts? I believe it's called "Fuck-u!!!"It consists mostly of headbutting someone and kicking them while they're on the ground.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 01:52 PM (GQ8sn)

My father instructed me to ALWAYS kick someone when they're on the ground - REPEATEDLY. He explained that my goal was to make sure they couldn't get back up again and harm me. Fine man of Irish descent.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (6H6o8)

111 American Consulate and Ambassador under attack ? Nah, we not need any Marines.

Obama the Delicate is going to get raindrops on his dome ? Quick, this calls fro some immediate and swift action against that precipitation.

Posted by: Chairman Mow at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (RGDtb)

112

They need to hold his briefing sessions onthe golf course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (hLRSq)

113 Obama deployed more Marines to his umbrella than Benghazi.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 01:49 PM (ZPrif)

You win all the internets, a blowjob from Christina Hendricks, a hobo-hunting ghillie suit, a patent-pending Ewok Signal lamp and a lifetime platinum membership to the HQ.

Posted by: Flaming double-ended dildo of doom at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (fwARV)

114 Ah, that explains my sudden urge to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (YXmuI)

115 OT: It's Czech girl from Legal's last day tomorrow. Fare thee well. We will miss your ass-length hair and skin-tight pants.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (CJjw5)

116

>>>The more femmy a guy is, the more he seeks someone else to provide his protection.

Not femmy at all, but I am genetically a slim guy. I've taken a ton of shit over it, too. I kinda think its funny now, 'cuz I pack heat and no-botty will see that coming, evah. Big a-holes do the once-over snort shit and I'm like what the fuck ever, start somethin'.

But, you know, big cock. I use to conceal my 1911.

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 09:55 AM (3ZtZW)

117 Maybe the umbrellas are to keep the press from spooging all over his suit

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 09:56 AM (8sCoq)

118 Daily Caller has story: "Benghazi document dump missing 2 critical days immediately after the attack." Fucking AWESOME! This isn't "like" Obumbles Watergate; this IS Watergate. All we need now is a story about Susan Rice hiding in a supply closet and taking a pee in an empty paint can.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2013 09:56 AM (vlqZa)

119 So today, in the greatest nation in the history of mankind, the only solution we can come up with to keep the rain off the POTUS is a highly trained warrior holding a fucking umbrella?

Seriously?

Posted by: B at May 16, 2013 09:56 AM (twiRb)

120
Go ahead make my danfoster.

Posted by: Dirty Harry Foster at May 16, 2013 09:56 AM (jKWYf)

121 I really hope that wasn't Jane D'oh's son as one of those "umbrella shield" marines.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 16, 2013 09:56 AM (BBWjt)

122 Look, I'm not here to talk about the magnificent stature of my mighty cock. The glories of my meat bat aren't the issue. It's important that we focus on the issues, and not just my towering love club.

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (ZPrif)

123 Hilarious Headline from Dan Foster of NRO: "Dan Foster Types More Likely To Hold Umbrellas For Women"

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (FcR7P)

124 Those clearly were racist raindrops

Posted by: Chairman Mow at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (RGDtb)

125 I wonder if there are women marines in the WH? Presumably so..., but he would not DARE to have them hold the umbrellas, because patriarchal. The guys? Who gives a shit, they're useful as props, see: Academy Awards

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (aDwsi)

126 Whoda'ell is 'Dan Foster', some generic stereotype? Google images has all kinds of weirdos by that name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (JANWS)

127 I don't know why Reggie Love and Kal Penn are always wanting to suck my dick.

I'm not a homosexual.

Why won't these homosexuals leave me alone?

Posted by: The Prez at May 16, 2013 09:57 AM (VjL9S)

128 But, you know, big cock. I use to conceal my 1911.

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 01:55 PM (3ZtZW)

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You should lead with that. Walk into a bar naked, especially with a hard on and challenge the biggest dude there to fight. Guarantee you he declines.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (CJjw5)

129 It's not the size that counts, it's the... No. Wait. It's the size.

Posted by: Women everywhere at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (fwARV)

130 The sickening pic of Obama summoning Marines for umbrella duty is linked at the top of this post
Not a Dan Foster type:

Posted by: Liontooth at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (xk0Xg)

131 Marines - guarding the helpless and witless with dignity and compassion, since 1775...

Posted by: Chef Mojo at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (nlzHL)

132 As we speak, I am establishing a trademark for DanFoster(tm) underwear for men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 01:49 PM (aDwsi)

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Hell. Bring out a whole line of products. Dan Foster jeans (with the largest pocket in the middle). Dan Foster tequila. Dan Foster penis pumps.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (TewEN)

133 test

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (UypUQ)

134 If TFG had any dignity at all, he would have quietly -- on the side, not over the mic -- asked a Marine to shelter the Turk PM. The fact that he asked for one *himself* is the proof that he is a pussy and not a gentleman. And the fact that one of his MINIONS didn't have the presence of mind to do so just makes my head hurt, and makes me want to start drinking. Heavily.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (96M6e)

135

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (UypUQ)

136 "Benghazi document dump missing 2 critical days immediately after the attack." Pretty sure they'll do an awesome job at the IRS with the government's largest database.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (FcR7P)

137 115 Obama deployed more Marines to his umbrella than Benghazi. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 01:49 PM (ZPrif) You win all the internets, a blowjob from Christina Hendricks, a hobo-hunting ghillie suit, a patent-pending EwokSignal lamp and a lifetime platinum membership to the HQ. Uhhh.credit where it's due: Jane D'oh won the interweb thread-busting prize on the last thread w/similar comment.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2013 09:58 AM (vlqZa)

138 Please- stop talking about my penis. I know it's long. But in my defense, it's also big around. I won't comment on this further.

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 09:59 AM (8sCoq)

139 Bill Maher doesn't seem very conservative but according to Wayne Brady he's had several large penises.

Posted by: Bryant Gumbel at May 16, 2013 09:59 AM (KHo8t)

140 I'm fucking BEYOND rage. Way fucking beyond rage. My Devil Dogs reduced to fucking umbrella holding duty because this pissant cocksucker can't bear to get wet??? What a perfect way to sum up this dick-addled, shit-for-brains knowledge and attitude toward foreign policy and manhood. Fuck that motherfucker with a rusty fencepost.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 16, 2013 09:59 AM (NcPjb)

141 Why can't they just have a tent over the preezy podium area?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 16, 2013 09:59 AM (C8mVl)

142 What, Marines tasked to hold umbrellas? The stupids couldn't move the event indoors? Obama really and truly...no make that Obama's HANDLERS don't have enough sense to get Obama out of the rain.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 16, 2013 09:59 AM (JANWS)

143 My father instructed me to ALWAYS kick someone when they're on the ground - REPEATEDLY. He explained that my goal was to make sure they couldn't get back up again and harm me. Fine man of Irish descent.

Good strategy. This world isn't fair, so never try to be fair in a fight. Shoot people in the back, kick them while they're on the ground, gouge eyes with fingers, etc.

My quote about the "Fuck-u!" was from "So I Married An Axe Murderer". A Mike Myers film. You can see a lot of his stuff re-appear many years later in Austin Powers, especially the Scotish father (also played by Myers) doing the Fat Bastard stuff.

"HEAD!!! PANTS!!! NOW!!!"

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)

144 Hey, Serious Cat! I see you are unbanned! Yay!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (GoIUi)

145 109 I'd like to see Barry hold his arm out at shoulder height for even sixty seconds. Holding nothing. He'd be crying like a little bitch, "Owwie! It burns!" Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 01:54 PM (CJjw5) Or, you know, a fucking "thank you."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (da5Wo)

146 I would hold my own umbrella. With my massive prehensile penis.

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (8sCoq)

147 a hobo-hunting ghillie suit Can we get them through the Amazon store? What, are they like covered with potato-chip bags, tin cans, and toilet-paper wads?

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (96M6e)

148 I really hope that wasn't Jane D'oh's son as one of those "umbrella shield" marines. Yeah, because removing that umbrella after he already opened it is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2013 10:00 AM (FcR7P)

149 112 Don't the Irish have their own martial arts? I believe it's called "Fuck-u!!!"It consists mostly of headbutting someone and kicking them while they're on the ground. Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 01:52 PM (GQ8sn) It's called.. FATAL DEVIATION!!! http://tinyurl.com/cpu87l (SFW. Irelands own Van Damme Machio Seagal)

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

150 Uhhh.credit where it's due: Jane D'oh won the interweb thread-busting prize on the last thread w/similar comment.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2013 01:58 PM (vlqZa)

Well, Jane wins all that stuff too. Including the ... ahem... personal attention from Ms. Hendricks.

She also gets a copy of the DVD we'll have made!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (fwARV)

151

Posted by: chemjeff at May 16, 2013 01:56 PM (BBWjt)

If it were, she'd reach through the tv and beat TFG over the head with that umbrella. Fortunately for TFG, D'oh Boy's on the other side of the planet right now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (lVb7s)

152 I want some fucking flaming skull news.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (OlN4e)

153 OT: It's Czech girl from Legal's last day tomorrow. Fare thee well. We will miss your ass-length hair and skin-tight pants. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 01:55 PM (CJjw5) --------------------------------------------- Go on.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (jucos)

154 142 - yeah, thats clearly an Air Force job, dude

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 10:01 AM (3ZtZW)

155 It's not the size that counts, it's the... No. Wait. It's the size.

Posted by: Women everywhere at May 16, 2013 01:58 PM (fwARV)

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Don't blame us for your huge vagina. We didn't get 13 Venezuelan miners trapped in your stinkhole. That was all you. I'd rather find a lady I can bang off the sides of without having to drive across town. But that's just me. Some fellas appreciate the added humidity, even if the smell can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (CJjw5)

156 a hobo-hunting ghillie suit

A Whirpool box with eye-holes.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (KXm42)

157 What a remarkably dumb study. I'm guessing the authors never learned that correlation does not equal causation. Did they consider that maybe those on the right are, for whatever reason, more likely to want to build their physical strength? For me it went like this: My views influenced me to join the Army; joining the Army convinced me that I needed to be physically stronger if I was going to have to buddy-carry fellow soldiers who are larger than me, as most of them are. Now I am (mostly) out of the Army, and I'm stronger than many of my liberal colleagues. Did they look at the correlation of political views with jobs involving physical labor? I have no idea how this one goes - but the article doesn't mention it.

Posted by: JPS at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (g11mv)

158 It's Czech girl from Legal's last day tomorrow. Fare thee well. We will miss your ass-length hair and skin-tight pants.

Last chance for pics, copping feels, pinching ass, etc.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)

159 ot on irs and applications On the flip side, IÂ’ve worked with numerous Muslim organizations as well. And every single application of a Muslim nonprofit has flown through the IRS, with minimal scrutiny. teaparty, pro-israel, through the ringer muslim? nah... gatewaypundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (XYSwB)

160 1) Kick 'em till they go down. 2) Keep kicking till they stay down. - O'Malley McFlanigan's Irish School of Fighting for Gentlemen.

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (ZPrif)

161 Regarding the Malcolm Shabazz killing. Why beat him? If you are trying to shake him down, how does killing him help? It just brings down the heat and you already got what ever money he had on him. I wonder what really happened. Maybe he resisted too much and they just beat him to death. Seems like the smart thing to do is just give them what they want and leave.

Posted by: waldo at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (sXWmd)

162 Why can't they just have a tent over the preezy podium area?

Because then it would look stupid when the Marine holds a fucking umbrella over JEF's head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2013 10:02 AM (8ZskC)

163 What, Marines tasked to hold umbrellas? The stupids couldn't move the event indoors? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 16, 2013 01:59 PM (JANWS) How would we realize the power of The One if he didn't make someone do his bidding on national television.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

164 "We all have vaginas now."

Needs to be on the back of a tee shirt with the Beghazi comment on the front.

"Umbrellas are hard"

Oh that's true. I forgot the concept of umbrellas is indeed beyond Him.

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (6XG5P)

165 ...and they STILL look like the consummate, bad ass professionals standing next to that waste of air.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (vlqZa)

166 Can we get them through the Amazon store? What, are they like covered with potato-chip bags, tin cans, and toilet-paper wads?

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 02:00 PM (96M6e)

They've also got newspaper pages arranged in the shape of a blanket and their own individually-wrapped packet of fleas for last-minute concealment.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (fwARV)

167 While on the subject of vaginas, what is an average number of climaxes for a woman to have in one session?

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (OlN4e)

168

>>>I want some fucking flaming skull news.

We are the change we've been waiting for.

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (3ZtZW)

169 Don't blame us for your huge vagina. We didn't get 13 Venezuelan miners trapped in your stinkhole. That was all you. I'd rather find a lady I can bang off the sides of without having to drive across town. But that's just me. Some fellas appreciate the added humidity, even if the smell can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 02:02 PM (CJjw5) Well, I was eating lunch. Now? Not so hungry. Thanks asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (da5Wo)

170 Then there's the ancient Irish Battle Cry -- "You think you're better than me!!!!"

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 16, 2013 10:03 AM (ZPrif)

171 Go on.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 16, 2013 02:01 PM (jucos)

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Ever see any Eastern European porn? Yeah. Like THAT. Tall, slender, nubile wench with poor English skills and a body built for sin.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (CJjw5)

172 >1) Kick 'em till they go down. 2) Keep kicking till they stay down. - O'Malley McFlanigan's Irish School of Fighting for Gentlemen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15qc3_joy5A

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (8sCoq)

173 109 I'd like to see Barry hold his arm out at shoulder height for even sixty seconds. Holding nothing. He'd be crying like a little bitch, "Owwie! It burns!" ------------------------

Done it with M-1's, everything after that got easier. Why even bother with an M4? Waste of time, well, except for zoomies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (aDwsi)

174 What will they do when we are no longer standing post?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg

Men hold their own umbrella's

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (jvd3N)

175 Well, thank God that the Marines were there. Or did you forget the jug eared fuck was perplexed by the operation of an umbrella a couple of years ago.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (fWAjv)

176 JPS at May 16, 2013 02:02 PM (g11mv) You're thinking too much. This study proves we are strong and hung like a donkey. Proves. It's science. Just enjoy it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2013 10:04 AM (g1DWB)

177 Ever see any Eastern European porn? Yeah. Like THAT. Tall, slender, nubile wench with poor English skills and a body built for sin.

Canada has a lot of those east European wimmiz come through on the stripper visa. Yes, Canada actually has a special unique entry visa for "exotic dancer". I'd like to have been a lobbyist for that!

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (GQ8sn)

178

Out = John Bolton's Mustache

In = Dan Foster's Member

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (+z4pE)

179 .

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (8sCoq)

180 What are we talking about?

Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2013 10:05 AM (jucos)

181

I'm conservative

I am not a dude

therefore this study is wrong, as I do not have a large penis

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 10:06 AM (nH8jP)

182 Give him a break! He's like a turkey. If the Marines weren't there, he would stare at the sky and drown.

Posted by: waldo at May 16, 2013 10:07 AM (sXWmd)

183 169 While on the subject of vaginas, what is an average number of climaxes for a woman to have in one session? Posted by: maddogg
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When I was younger, I would say 5 or 6..., but I've slowed a little bit.... Just my impression of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 10:07 AM (aDwsi)

184 Canada has a lot of those east European wimmiz come through on the stripper visa. Yes, Canada actually has a special unique entry visa for "exotic dancer". I'd like to have been a lobbyist for that! Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 02:05 PM (GQ8sn) Montreal. Saint Catherine Street. I mean, err, I've heard that's the case.

Posted by: Mainah at May 16, 2013 10:07 AM (659DL)

185 I suspect it's true. Once I read that the definition of an 'athletic build' was an 11 inch difference between chest and waist measurement, I set it as a goal. You know, goals, that's kinda a conservative thing. Like work. Hard work toward reaching that goal. Then discipline toward reaching that goal thing. So I don't have an EBT card, but I do have an 'athletic build' that makes most women in the room notice when I enter. Maybe just a little more then notice, but I'm married so I keep my pecker in my pocket, another kinda conservative thing.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 16, 2013 10:08 AM (U2UQk)

186 While on the subject of vaginas, what is an average number of climaxes for a woman to have in one session? Posted by: maddogg -------------------- When I was younger, I would say 5 or 6..., but I've slowed a little bit.... Just my impression of course. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 02:07 PM (aDwsi) ------------------------------------------------------- The correct answer is who cares.

Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2013 10:08 AM (jucos)

187 JackStraw, #178: Ha! Point taken. I posted before seeing that video. I would have a lot more respect for the President if he'd told one of his civilian aides, Hey, let's get an umbrella over the Prime Minister - and then stood there and gotten wet himself. Semper Fi, Marines. It'll get better.

Posted by: JPS at May 16, 2013 10:08 AM (g11mv)

188 While on the subject of vaginas, what is an average number of climaxes for a woman to have in one session?

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 02:03 PM (OlN4e)

Your wife says fifteen, but YMMV.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 10:09 AM (zF6Iw)

189 The correct answer is who cares.

Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2013 02:08 PM (jucos)

But of course you wouldn't.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 10:09 AM (OlN4e)

190 I just posted this w/o political commentary on FB and two leftists immediately shared it, presumably because they think it's a charming and rightful deployment of the United States military.

Posted by: Filly at May 16, 2013 10:10 AM (6XG5P)

191 Real men don't use umbrellas.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 10:10 AM (wsGWu)

192 I'm conservative

I am not a dude

therefore this study is wrong, as I do not have a large penis

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 02:06 PM (nH8jP)

Conservative ettes have large boobs, while liberal ones have small ones.

Does that work for you? If yes, then pics.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)

193 Daily Caller has story:
"Benghazi document dump missing 2 critical days immediately after the attack."
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We call that the "modified limited hangout."

Works every time it's tried.

Until it doesn't.

Mostly it doesn't.

Ever.

Posted by: Ghosts of Nixon at May 16, 2013 10:10 AM (VjL9S)

194 Your wife says fifteen, but YMMV.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 02:09 PM (zF6Iw)

My wife isn't saying anything. She is dead.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 10:11 AM (OlN4e)

195 1) Kick 'em till they go down.
2) Keep kicking till they stay down.

- O'Malley McFlanigan's Irish School of Fighting for Gentlemen.

Posted by: Dan Foster at May 16, 2013 02:02 PM (ZPrif)

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That's basically what my mom taught me. Be slow to anger and the fight, but if you must fight, never fight fair.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 10:11 AM (TewEN)

196 Yes, Canada actually has a special unique entry visa for "exotic dancer". I'd like to have been a lobbyist for that! Finally, an explanation of why Empire of Jeff is applying for Canadian citizenship that I can believe.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 16, 2013 10:11 AM (U2UQk)

197 Those marines with the umbrellas covering President Obama today must be so proud that they were given the honor to shield him from the rain.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess at May 16, 2013 10:11 AM (3lMGK)

198 Worked with a gorgeous Romanian woman. Body by Porsche, brain by Mattel.

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 16, 2013 10:13 AM (uhftQ)

199 Your wife says fifteen, but YMMV.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2013 02:09 PM (zF6Iw)

Reminds me of what happened last night. Was able to go five (5) times. Really proud of myself. Before you morons ask me how I was able to manage 5 times in one night, will tell you it was rather tricky. In, out, in, out, in. Hate to brag, but that was a personal best.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 16, 2013 10:16 AM (YYyqq)

200 possibly one

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 10:20 AM (nqBYe)

201 Worked with a gorgeous Romanian woman. Body by Porsche, brain by Mattel.

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 16, 2013 02:13 PM (uhftQ)

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Worked with a Hungarian babe once. Every man she walked by was putting them at risk of drowning in drool. And as an added benefit, she was smart. Very smart.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 10:20 AM (TewEN)

202 possibly one

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

THAT is a tragedy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 10:23 AM (fwARV)

203 203possibly one

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

Bummer willow. I know a lady who can do 14.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2013 10:37 AM (OlN4e)

204 187 Canada has a lot of those east European wimmiz come through on the stripper visa. Yes, Canada actually has a special unique entry visa for "exotic dancer". I'd like to have been a lobbyist for that! Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 02:05 PM (GQ8sn) Montreal. Saint Catherine Street. Clifton Hill, Niagara Falls, Ontario. Full frontal. Oh Canada! Glorious and free! Oh Canada God shed His grace on thee.

Posted by: RachelMaddow at May 16, 2013 10:42 AM (7ObY1)

205 That is the tackiest use of military resources I have ever seen.

Posted by: teapartydoc at May 16, 2013 10:45 AM (4U98b)

206 126 Those clearly were racist raindrops Black rainclouds are racist.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 16, 2013 10:45 AM (7ObY1)

207 Barry Obama is am embarrassing sissypants? Well damn, who would have ever known.

I'm sure there will be some jokes going around at the Marine barracks tonight.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 16, 2013 10:48 AM (k4bdL)

208 All pussies are liberal.

Posted by: John the Libertarian at May 16, 2013 11:14 AM (jKf/K)

209 Good to know that the rise of the hipsters is just another socialist plot! #gettingmytinhat

Posted by: LizLem at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (8wqqE)

210 *sigh*

Oh, I get so tingly when I see our president act so decisively and courageously!

(Hope the Marines didn't get too wet.)

Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 12:31 PM (ZWaLo)

211    Here is a true story to give some perspective on the Marine-holding-umbrella picture:

     Back in late May, 1992, the Air Force Academy held it's graduation ceremonies in the football stadium. It was, to put it mildly, some of the shittiest weather I've ever seen. Freezing cold rain mixed with sleet, about 40 Fahrenheit, with some and really low ceilings. As I and the other 900 soon-to-be-butterbars sat there, shivering in the rain, our commencement speaker finally arrived in a motorcade (the weather was so bad, they had to divert into the airport at Pueblo and drive the hour up to the Academy). During the two-hour graduation ceremonies, our speaker refused to use an umbrella and stood out in the rain with us, joking that if we had to sit there and listen to him, the least he could do was show some solidarity with us and share in the misery.

    The speaker was Dan Quayle and I'm right now looking at a picture of me shaking hands with him while getting my diploma (a B.S. in history, in case you're curious). He's wearing a dark suit, white shirt with red and black tie, so you can't really tell how wet he is, but you can see the water all over the stage and on the podium. I remember him actually being a pretty good commencement speaker, kept it short, made a few jokes about his recent troubles with Murphy Brown (remember that brouhaha?) and didn't seem to mind freezing his ass off watching a bunch of cadets slowly get hypothermia (I shit you not, that was probably the coldest two hours of my life). And not one umbrella in sight.

      So fuck Obama, he can take that umbrella and shove it up his ass. If you're such a pussy that you can't take a little rain, hold the ceremony inside. Just looking at the that video makes me cringe inside, knowing what a laughing stock this nation is with that motherfucker in charge.

I remember thinking , back in 2008, "well, shit, he can't be worse than Clinton."

      Boy, talk about being wrong on that one...

Posted by: Pave Low John at May 16, 2013 01:44 PM (NOog6)

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