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June 17, 2013

Holly Paz's Alibi: I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal"
— Ace

So it wasn't partisan targeting, you understand.

When front-line tax agents in Cincinnati used the term Â“tea party,Â” they didnÂ’t just mean conservative groups. Instead, a Â“tea partyÂ” case could refer to an application for tax-exemption from any group Â– including liberal ones Â– believed to be engaging in political activity, one IRS official told congressional investigators.
Â“Since the first case that came up to Washington happened to have that name, it appeared to me that thatÂ’s what they were calling it that as a shorthand, because the first case had been that,Â” said Holly Paz, the Internal Revenue ServiceÂ’s director of rulings and agreements. She said Â“tea partyÂ” could mean any political group, just like Â“CokeÂ” is often used as a generic term for soda, or people refer to tissues as Â“Kleenex.Â”

Uh-huh. Nice try. Telling this blatant a lie after-the-fact is evidence of the guilty mind during the fact.

Holly Paz seems to be one of those workers who, for lack of a better term, just can't cut it.

via @LilMissRightie.

Posted by: Ace at 12:42 PM | Comments (251)
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1 So, like her superiors, she assumes that we're all drooling idiots? Nice to know.

Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2013 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

2 I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal"

Stupid, Liberal and Lying is no way to go thru life toots.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 17, 2013 12:44 PM (jvd3N)

3 Does Holly think "swallow" is a generic thing too?

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2013 12:44 PM (VndSC)

4 Oh, boo-hoo.

Posted by: The non-paranoid sane ones. at June 17, 2013 12:44 PM (DO0cA)

5 USA Today had this on the front page today. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Pyrocles at June 17, 2013 12:44 PM (cv5Iw)

6 Bad lies are evidence of an idiot or a total disdain for the person the lie is being told to. These things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 12:44 PM (GEICT)

7 HaHa...She thinks yer stooopid!

Posted by: Barnak The Hurrible at June 17, 2013 12:45 PM (jvd3N)

8 If that's the case, show us the 'liberal' groups that were targeted, Hoooollllly.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 17, 2013 12:45 PM (X6akg)

9 If she is that stupid then why was she in that particular position? That answer makes her seem too stupid to button her blouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:45 PM (UVBO7)

10 We aren't calling her a lying bitch, that's just shorthand.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2013 12:45 PM (VndSC)

11 I totally meant everyone when I said "jews" and by camps I meant like summer camps. How was I supposed to know?

Posted by: A. Hitler at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (t06LC)

12 They really do think we are all stupid mouth-breathers married to our God and Guns.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (lZvxr)

13 Here's the thing. The IRS has already admitted that it targeted conservative groups improperly. Why even lie about this now? Gah. Why must people be such total idiots? And why are they in charge?

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (VtjlW)

14 It's like how sometimes "fucking liar" can mean "completely honest." Who can know what words mean?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (+lsX1)

15 I like the 'Well 'tea party' reads in a generic form, similar to how Coke means pop/soda' defense. Hol.E.Shit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (pLTLS)

16 And I want to see her do some jail time with a 6'4" bull dyke as a cell mate.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (lZvxr)

17 Wouldn't most people have associated something called a "Tea Party" as being a wholly apolitical hoity-toity dressing-up-to-drink-tea-and-eat-cucumber-sandwiches kind of group?

I mean, if you really are pretending to be oh-so-not-political.

Posted by: pinchy migra at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (4Nqv7)

18 A liberal Democrat Government Employee lies and rationalizes her actions? I really don't see much here worthy of discussion. Water is Wet, Fire Burns, and so is the nation.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 17, 2013 12:46 PM (bb5+k)

19
I believe her.

Posted by: Jolly Pez at the NSA at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (g5YAm)

20 "Holly Paz seems to be one of those workers who, for lack of a better term, just can't cut it." Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Senator "Lefty" Rubio at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (fCw1i)

The Government :

Where people "Who just can't cut it" go to work. And torment us all.

Well . . . the conservatives among us anyway. Seems like most every one else is torment free.

Posted by: builder at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (XNR8c)

22 So, about that thing that happened in your mouth, when I said it wouldn't happen, I meant that as a catchall for happening and not happening.

Posted by: blaster at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (W6bkf)

She said Â“tea partyÂ” could mean any political group, just like Â“CokeÂ” is often used as a generic term for soda, or people refer to tissues as Â“Kleenex.Â”

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... and Koch is another word for ... cock?

Posted by: The non-paranoid sane ones. at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (DO0cA)

24 When I opened this excuse I was expecting to see London Boys.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (bOqxP)

25 And I want to see her do some jail time with a 6'4" bull dyke as a cell mate. Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 04:46 PM (lZvxr) I would rather that she be punished instead.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (bb5+k)

26 "Tea Party" could mean virtually anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

27 If she is that stupid then why was she in that particular position? That answer makes her seem too stupid to button her blouse. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 04:45 PM (UVBO7) Actually the blouse buttoning thing might explain why she's in that position. Also, the only place that Coke is generic for pop is in the South. I had never in my life heard what kind of Coke do you want until I first started going to college in the fairly deep South.

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

28 I really hope for her sake she's lying.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (t06LC)

29 I thought "communist" mean cub scout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 17, 2013 12:47 PM (zdlKj)

30 She was confused by the Kawfy Party.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 12:48 PM (lVPtV)

31 Pull the other one! It's got bells on it!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 17, 2013 12:48 PM (4/VWO)

32 Gah. Why must people be such total idiots? And why are they in charge? Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 04:46 PM (VtjlW) This is rhetorical, yes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 12:48 PM (GEICT)

33 This is rhetorical, yes? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT) *sniffles* I think I'm just going to go back to shooting you. That's more fun. See and by fun I mean helpful. Totally the same thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 12:49 PM (VtjlW)

34 The IRS is the militant wing of the democrat party.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2013 12:49 PM (gJyfA)

35 Used generically, "the office" can include a strip club.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2013 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

36 Also, the only place that Coke is generic for pop is in the South. I had never in my life heard what kind of Coke do you want until I first started going to college in the fairly deep South. Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 04:47 PM (VtjlW) I have no idea why, but this is one of my fav Southern things. It completely baffles people not from the South and those of us who are natives are completely confused as to why this is confusing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 12:49 PM (GEICT)

37 And I want to see her do some jail time with a 6'4" bull dyke as a cell mate.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 04:46 PM (lZvxr)

Cut, Jib, Letter!

Posted by: Hillary C. at June 17, 2013 12:50 PM (jvd3N)

38
I also believe her.

Posted by: Smell Lez at the EPA at June 17, 2013 12:50 PM (g5YAm)

39 How many times did I meet with her or Carter Hull, you ask? Well, I wouldn't be able to answer if I met with either of them until I see the answer in a news article. Then I'll know. That's how I find out shit like this. Anybody see that awesome game last night?

Posted by: President For Life Obama at June 17, 2013 12:50 PM (R7uOf)

40 By the word of the Ranking member on the oversight committee, Paz is supposed to be a Republican

Posted by: T-Pain at June 17, 2013 12:50 PM (e8kgV)

41 Ms. Paz also believes Mooch is glamorous and beautiful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 12:51 PM (lVPtV)

42 Holly Paz's Alibi: I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal" Because I am severely mentally retarded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 17, 2013 12:51 PM (r+7wo)

43 So, like her superiors, she assumes that we're all drooling idiots? Nice to know.

Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2013 04:43 PM (RD7QR)

>>>
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They really do think we are all stupid mouth-breathers married to our God and Guns.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 04:46 PM (lZvxr)

>>>
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And we're so not.

Posted by: Uneducated, underemployed ex-military brainstems at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (DO0cA)

44 "...Holly Paz seems to be one of those workers who, for lack of a better term, just can't cut it." What, like, can't lie well enough or get the MFM to cover up for her? Yup, in that sense you nailed it, Ace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (+98Gb)

45 Just the tip, could have several meanings

Posted by: the 1 at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (2cfUo)

46 By the word of the Ranking member on the oversight committee, Paz is supposed to be a Republican Posted by: T-Pain at June 17, 2013 04:50 PM (e8kgV) That could also work. I get the impression that they only people who hate the Tea Party worse than the Democrats are the Country Club Republican Establishment types.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (bb5+k)

47 I think I'm just going to go back to shooting you. That's more fun. See and by fun I mean helpful. Totally the same thing. Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 04:49 PM (VtjlW) Beautiful. And Terrible. PS - Wife utterly and completely hooked on GoT. I was on Ep 7 of Season 2. Took about 1 1/2hr to get through that episode because I kept pausing to fill in backstory. And Dear Lord, George provides backstory. But we just finished Ep 9 and she really likes it. I love when I can get the wife sucked in to my style. She's still pissed that The Seeker only had two seasons.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (GEICT)

48 Holly Paz's Alibi: I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal" Because I am severely mentally retarded. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 17, 2013 04:51 PM (r+7wo) And I am under the impression that all of you are too. /HPaz

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (r+7wo)

49
I thought "no" meant "harder".

Posted by: Bent Bill Clinton at June 17, 2013 12:52 PM (Opo0Q)

50 Who is Carter Chipman Hull ?
What did he know and when did he stop knowing it ?

Posted by: Ultra Man at June 17, 2013 12:53 PM (e8kgV)

51
Come on, she is totally telling the truth.

Posted by: Belly Fuzz at OSHA at June 17, 2013 12:53 PM (g5YAm)

52 I'm just saying, how much juice does it take to fire a girl in her position?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 17, 2013 12:53 PM (QxSug)

53 I can't form an opinion on this topic until I see her shoe collection.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

54 aren't these high level government employees nigh unfireable? What the hell?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (QxSug)

55 OT: As if you didn't hate Marco Rubi-you-will-blow-me enough. This gem over at Tepid Gas: Rubio: If I were in charge, we would have armed the Syrian rebels much sooner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (+98Gb)

56 If that's the case, show us the 'liberal' groups that were targeted, Hoooollllly.
Posted by: Tami

Exactly. Tiny brain didn't even consider the consequences of that lie before telling it in public.

Posted by: dogfish at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (nsOJa)

57 War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
Tea party is liberal

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (X6akg)

58 I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal"because it was held in Massachusetts

Posted by: Ultra Man at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (e8kgV)

59 Just the tip, could have several meanings

Posted by: the 1 at June 17, 2013 04:52 PM (2cfUo)

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For 'Big' Bill here, 'the tip' means down to the first bend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 17, 2013 12:54 PM (84pE9)

60 The Paz Dispenser delivers Tea Party Pain! And I love it.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (R7uOf)

61 I'm sure "amnesty" is shorthand for "border control" too.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (VndSC)

62 That could also work. I get the impression that they only people who hate the Tea Party worse than the Democrats are the Country Club Republican Establishment types. *********** Both of them hate the wrong kind of white people, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (QxSug)

63 The National Review seems to think she was canned. linky

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (pLTLS)

64 Well I'll buy her explanation, since I call all obamatrons and liberals scrunts not matter what their sex or lack there of

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (9Bj8R)

65 I'm gonna go have a "coke" and then use a "kleenex" wink wink

Posted by: the 1 at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (2cfUo)

66 64 Posted by: President For Life Obama at June 17, 2013 04:55 PM (R7uOf) Paz dispenser. I like that!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 12:55 PM (+98Gb)

67 Holly Paz is an eponym for "lying cunt."

I'll use it in a sentence - "What a Holly Paz!"

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 17, 2013 12:56 PM (nnkXw)

68 See what I'm dealing with here folks?! I need some Mexicans to come in and take this girl's place.

Posted by: Rube-io at June 17, 2013 12:56 PM (nsOJa)

69 What's the political affiliation of Organizing for America?

Posted by: Another IRS Dolt at June 17, 2013 12:56 PM (0h8aq)

70 I have no idea why, but this is one of my fav Southern things. It completely baffles people not from the South and those of us who are natives are completely confused as to why this is confusing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 04:49 PM (GEICT) The first time I ordered tea and took a drink was a revelation. See, in the rest of the country, the default is unsweetened, not sweetened.

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)

71 'sucked into my style'

I don't want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:56 PM (UVBO7)

72 But, I thought "N*****" meant "I love you, Brother"! C'mon, Man!! "Diversititty" means No More White People Need Apply, after all. Here in CaliForBama, anyway.

Posted by: ktnxbai, lace wig common sewer at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (UiOkZ)

73 I guess being stupid and knowing NOTHING is like a badge of honor in this admin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (9Bj8R)

74 3 What's the political affiliation of Organizing for America? Posted by: Another IRS Dolt at June 17, 2013 04:56 PM (0h8aq) Organizing for America = Organisms for Anschluss (en EspaÃ±ol)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (+98Gb)

75 So that is how she got where she is? She is a loyal Democrat Paz dispenser when her blouse is undone?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (UVBO7)

76
I think she was being perfectly logical.

Posted by: Ollie Jazz at FEMA at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (g5YAm)

77 I hope you like the pain, because there's more coming assholes. We're like wounded animals right now and if anyone thinks it gets easier from here on out you can just suck my Paz.

Posted by: David Axeldouche at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (R7uOf)

78 This pez, dispenses lies......am I right fellas ?????

Posted by: chippa at June 17, 2013 12:57 PM (2cfUo)

79 Well I have to admit I always did believe the Tea Party activists were disgruntled democrats who didn't want to lose their healthcare. That's why they all said they were independents not conservative, not republican.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (b5RmG)

80 I wonder if Holly would be interested in learning the finer points of performing a handjob.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (UzPAd)

81 I always though the generic reference to soda as 'Coke' in the south was because Coke began in Georgia. Yes? No?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (X6akg)

82 The first time I ordered tea and took a drink was a revelation. See, in the rest of the country, the default is unsweetened, not sweetened. Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 04:56 PM (VtjlW) Wtf? Why would anyone drink it without sugar? My mom makes it so sweet that I've seen people have to cut it half and half with water. And that really bugs her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (GEICT)

Top. Men.

And Women, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (0HooB)

84 To be fair, she also investigated groups with the work "Progressive", "People's" or "Occupy", believing they can be catch-all terms for generic political activi- Wait ... hold on, I'm getting a late breaking update. That absolutely did not happen.

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillian-billionaire-layabout at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (27tUc)

85 Shorter Paz: "I plead stupid."

Posted by: zsasz at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

86 Okay, you guys. Maybe she was playing "Name That Party."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 12:58 PM (+98Gb)

87 Wow, that is really lame.

Posted by: Lady in Black (Burn, Salt, Scatter.....it's the new, improved SMOD) at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (ovWeo)

88 I''m the new N word

Posted by: IRS at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (2cfUo)

89 I thought "fascist scrunt" applied to all IRS workers, not just Holly Paz and Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Andy at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (9VF/x)

90 We thought "terrorism" could mean anyone who doing 38 in a 35 mph zone

Posted by: PRISM at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (/9IC1)

91 Wow. I'm really sorry that I came in your mouth when I promised I wouldn't, so when I say I'm sorry and didn't know it was about to happen, I'm serious, you guys.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (xmcEQ)

92 Cool World - Holly Wood will now be played by Holly Paz.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:59 PM (UVBO7)

93 88 To be fair, she also investigated groups with the work "Progressive", "People's" or "Occupy", believing they can be catch-all terms for generic political activi- Wait ... hold on, I'm getting a late breaking update. That absolutely did not happen. Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillian-billionaire-layabout at June 17, 2013 04:58 PM (27tUc) Americans Against Progressives, We the People's LLC, Occupy Your Church on Sundays, Inc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:00 PM (+98Gb)

94 Wow, that is really lame.
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Yes. But, when you're in the liberal bubble, you have seriously never heard any details of the Tea Party. So I can kind of see her point.

Posted by: CUS at June 17, 2013 01:00 PM (84pE9)

95 Yet men that confuse "no" and "yes" while on dates with me are clearly liars.

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:00 PM (nsg2T)

96 Acorns and Tea. No difference.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2013 01:00 PM (XYSwB)

97 I'm sure "amnesty" is shorthand for "border control" too.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2013 04:55 PM (VndSC)

The root word for amnesty is amnesia, as in we can't seem to remember any of your previous crimes compadre, so welcome to America and be sure to vote Dem (early and often)!

Have we started an over/under on when Rubio changes parties?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 01:00 PM (Cnqmv)

98 97 Cool World - Holly Wood will now be played by Holly Paz. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 04:59 PM (UVBO7) Or "1941" Hollis P. Wood... "HORRY-WOOOOOD!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:01 PM (+98Gb)

99 I thought the N in NSA stood for "nowledge"

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2013 01:01 PM (/9IC1)

100 If I were to marry Holly Paz would I be David Plouffe-Paz or Paz-Plouffe? Maybe not.

Posted by: David Plouffe at June 17, 2013 01:01 PM (wXcOC)

101 "Freedom" is just another word for "nothing left to lose."

Posted by: Holly Paz Joplin at June 17, 2013 01:01 PM (9VF/x)

102

Ok so then where are the liberal groups that were pulled for "further review"?

At what point during the months and months of reviews of groups on the Right did Holly notice that none of the Cokes were Pepsis or Sprites or Dr. Peppers?

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (w9AQ4)

103 Liars lie. LIVs believe. Have to laugh or go freakin nuts.

Posted by: RWC at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (qOwz1)

104 If there's any justice in the world, her middle initial is "S".

Posted by: Andy at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (9VF/x)

105 Fine. Let's see the list of orgs your filters left you with when you applied this "Tea Party" selection.

Now, show me one group on that list that could conceivably not be called conservative.

Oh, empty set you say? Interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (yKTI2)

106 If I hoover in my levis, can I apply for the position of fired lying spokeshole for the next breaking scandal?

Posted by: jeannebodine at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (LBBS3)

107 What's the political affiliation of Organizing for America?

It's a Tea party affiliate.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 17, 2013 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

108 I wonder if Holly would be interested in learning the finer points of performing a handjob. Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2013 04:58 PM (UzPAd) And by hand job, she should understand you mean blow job

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 01:03 PM (9Bj8R)

109 I thought she was 18

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 17, 2013 01:03 PM (/9IC1)

110

no pepsi, only IRS agents drink Pepsi

Posted by: IRS at June 17, 2013 01:03 PM (2cfUo)

111 This is a bigger lie than what Barry and I tell each other in your Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 17, 2013 01:03 PM (h0/aL)

112 Did you know that Axlerod called the Democrats a "wounded animal" - you can thank me later (we didn't lose the election, we gained a wounded animal!) and I'll be accepting even more donations from the jar-head, Jesus-loving, gay-bashing, white supremecists in the next go 'round.

Posted by: Karl Rove's second chin at June 17, 2013 01:03 PM (DO0cA)

113 I thought she was 18 Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 17, 2013 05:03 PM (/9IC1) Well maybe the still attached umbilical cord should have been a dead give away?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (9Bj8R)

114 "A registered Democrat, Paz contributed $4,000 to the Obama campaign in 2008, federal records show." http://usat.ly/11RU65E http://bit.ly/11UMP4Y

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (YjDyJ)

115 Except that the IRS guidelines were for groups who call THEMSELVES 'tea party' or 'patriot.' So whatever her quaint in-house definition was, it was really about selecting people who avowed a certain political position.

Posted by: zsasz at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

116 Words. What the fuck are those?

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (Hx2XA)

117 Those 4 figures she donated to Obama were done so in a generic, non-partisan manner. I mean the money is all going to the same place and would be used to elect either candidate...

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (PLOz8)

118 OT Ok, the wife is watching one of those "First Time Home Buyers" shows. This couple has a down payment of $17,000. They're approved for a loan of $460,000. I simply can't imagine why we had a housing bubble and why the mortgage loan industry is a clusterfuck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (GEICT)

119 Eric Bolling's interview with Snowden's dad is on The Five.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 17, 2013 01:04 PM (X6akg)

120 Here's the thing. The IRS has already admitted that it targeted conservative groups improperly. Why even lie about this now?

Gah. Why must people be such total idiots? And why are they in charge?

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 04:46 PM (VtjlW)

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This. And it was an official announcement too. Not an off-the-cuff remark.

Posted by: Soona at June 17, 2013 01:05 PM (eKXog)

121 and yet this bullshit explanation flies high with 52% of the voting public.

Can we have SMOD now? I think we've rightfully earned it.

Posted by: L,elle at June 17, 2013 01:05 PM (0PiQ4)

122
Quit it, she is not lying.

Posted by: Tamale Snazz at the DNC at June 17, 2013 01:05 PM (g5YAm)

123 I thought Obama could be Republican.

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:05 PM (Hx2XA)

124 Man, I could go for a newport right now.

Posted by: IRS at June 17, 2013 01:06 PM (2cfUo)

125 Chicken of the Sea... Is it chicken, or is it tuna?

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

126 If Paz de la Huerta married Holly Paz and they formed a band with Fergie and the Insane Clown Posse, it would be... Paz Paz Peas Posse

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:06 PM (+98Gb)

127

Ms. Paz's confusion will be remedied in The Burning Times.

Posted by: Guy Who Goes On About The Burning Times at June 17, 2013 01:06 PM (4I3Uo)

128 104 I thought the N in NSA stood for "nowledge" Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2013 05:01 PM (/9IC1) That would be "No Ledge" as in nowhere to stand!

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2013 01:07 PM (PLOz8)

129 Naivety is so cute on a Washington, D.C., IRS Director of Rulings and Agreements.

Posted by: MostlyRight at June 17, 2013 01:07 PM (w9AQ4)

130 131 Chicken of the Sea... Is it chicken, or is it tuna? Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 05:06 PM (MMC8r) Want to know what the Hungarian word "tuna" means in English?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:07 PM (+98Gb)

131 You are all patriots. I acknowlege and honor your saluting of me.

Posted by: The Shit-stained Stars and Stripes at June 17, 2013 01:07 PM (DO0cA)

132 The yearly wheat production has grown from 20 million bushels to 5 million. Joyous day comrade!

Posted by: Agriculture Minister at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (SzAZ7)

133 Pax Americana is now Paz Obamacana...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (+98Gb)

134 I thought "anal" could mean vaginal.

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (Hx2XA)

135 Democrats are above the law. They can lie with impunity. They are the French Royalty. Unfortunately, what followed that little mess wasn't good for anyone, and this won't be either. Unless, by some insane twist of fate, *actual* civil service reform and *serious* prosecutions for wrongdoing come soon. Magic 8-Ball says Wait For It...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (qyfb5)

136 By the word of the Ranking member on the oversight committee, Paz is supposed to be a Republican

Posted by: T-Pain at June 17, 2013 04:50 PM (e8kgV)

Fed records show Paz donated $4,000 to President Barack Obama's campaign in 2008.
www.latimes.com, 17 May 2013

Yeah, she is a Republican alright.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (lZvxr)

137 I don't believe her.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (UypUQ)

138 138 The yearly wheat production has grown from 20 million bushels to 5 million. Joyous day comrade! Posted by: Agriculture Minister at June 17, 2013 05:08 PM (SzAZ7) If only Comrade Stalin knew...

Posted by: runningrn at June 17, 2013 01:08 PM (PLOz8)

139 Â“My goodness! (Applause.) ThatÂ’s wonderful! You did it! Oh, my goodness. (Applause.) Thank you all so much. It is good to be home. Yes, indeed. You all are amazing Â— and youÂ’re pretty good-looking, too. (Laughter.),Â” she said as she took the stage. Later, the first lady expanded on the comments. Â“I want to thank all you for being here. You know, kids, you guys, young people Â— you guys have my heart. And I said this in Belfast earlier Â— itÂ’s so true. (Laughter.) Look, my girls know Â— I can embarrass them and love them to death Â— but young people, you guys move me in ways that you donÂ’t even imagine. So it was so important for us that while we were here we got to do something with the young people here in Dublin. So thank you for such a warm welcome. You have made my family feel right at home in Ireland, and you guys are pretty awesome,Â” she said. ---- Dripping with class and grace. Blecht!!

Posted by: RWC at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (qOwz1)

140 I thought she was 18 Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 17, 2013 05:03 PM (/9IC1) If there's grass on the field, play ball. Eh, Roman?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (+98Gb)

141 Coke = soda.
Tylenol = pain relief medication.
Kleenex = Tissue for nose wiping.
Q-tip = stick with cotton on it for sticking in your ear-hole.

What's the commonality between these formerly-specific brand names which are now generically applied?

They are all products seen on the market for decades and are all wildly popular and frequently copied.

Is the Tea Party wildly popular? Not outside its own membership.
Frequently copied? Not really. The Occupy and Coffee party, but nothing else.
Been around for decades? Nope.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (yKTI2)

142 lol! this is one of those days that the sockpuppets save the day. so much funny.

Posted by: L,elle at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (0PiQ4)

143 I thought "va-jay-jay" could mean "cooter."

Did I get one right?!

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (Hx2XA)

144 English, how does it fucking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (0HooB)

145 Let's take what Ms. Paz says at face value. If, as she suggests, groups were being identified based on "Kleenex" as a generalization for all tissues, you'd expect to see a box or two of GeneroSoft tissue. Or, more accurately, something closer to the market share.

Do we see groups at the left of the political spectrum being identified for further data by the generalization "Tea Party"? No, we don't. Not even to "market share" of political groups.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 17, 2013 01:09 PM (XrGnJ)

146 140 I thought "anal" could mean vaginal. Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 05:08 PM (Hx2XA) Do we really need the Tickle Me Elmo anatomy class to figure that out?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:10 PM (+98Gb)

147 Yeah, she is a Republican alright.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 05:08 PM (lZvxr)

But she wouldn't have donated to Obama if it wasn't for that evil Bush, so it is still the fault of the Republicans!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 01:10 PM (Cnqmv)

148 I was like, totally all ready to approve these Tea Party groups for their exempt status, but then I saw an ad for Annabel Park's Coffee Party movement, and I thought to myself, "hey, because they all have "Party" in their name, they must be liberal and progressive and political and stuff, just like the Coffee Party. So that's why I targeted them and held them up -because of the word "Party." Seriously you guys........

Posted by: Hol E. Pazz at June 17, 2013 01:10 PM (1o4B5)

149 149 I thought "va-jay-jay" could mean "cooter." Did I get one right?! Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 05:09 PM (Hx2XA) I thought Cooter was a guy on Duke's of Hazzard?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:10 PM (+98Gb)

150 Some people call it a Tea Party. I call it a kaiser blade. aaagghhh.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2013 01:10 PM (g1DWB)

151 This couple has a down payment of $17,000. They're approved for a loan of $460,000. I simply can't imagine why we had a housing bubble and why the mortgage loan industry is a clusterfuck. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT) Oh the fun of trying to explain to my Canadian friends that, no, really, US banks did this. Serious you guys, they did. Yes, it's insane. Yes, the obvious then happened. They'll just stare at me, all stunned.

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (VtjlW)

152 I thought "va-jay-jay" could mean "cooter."

Did I get one right?!

DO NOT BRING ME INTO THIS!

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (4WhSY)

153 Posted by: RWC at June 17, 2013 05:09 PM (qOwz1

So Mooch thinks she's "home" when she's in Ireland? Good. Let her fat ass stay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (lVPtV)

154 129 I thought Obama could be Republican. Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 05:05 PM (Hx2XA) Centrist with Constitutional Conservative leanings.

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (qOwz1)

155 If the GOP leadership had any balls they'd be drafting a 2014 platform that included shutting down the whole operation and replacing it with a Fair or Flat-Tax. Fuck "reforming" the IRS. What we need is a razing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (UypUQ)

156 I'm a Lincoln Chafee Republican.

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

157 Oh the fun of trying to explain to my Canadian friends that, no, really, US banks did this. Serious you guys, they did. Yes, it's insane. Yes, the obvious then happened. They'll just stare at me, all stunned.

Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 05:11 PM (VtjlW)

You also explain the CRA to them, right?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (X6akg)

158

You are all citizens of my country. Careful when you salute, though, when the wind blows hard, and whips me around, some of that fresh ca-ca might smack you in your patriotic, tear-filled patriotic eyes.

Posted by: The Shit-stained Stars and Stripes at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (DO0cA)

159 BTW, here in my part of SC any time I have ordered iced tea at a restaurant they always ask if I want sweetened or unsweetened.

The should do that everywhere because diabetics can not deal with sweet tea.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (lZvxr)

160 Holly Paz:
$2000 to OBAMA FOR AMERICA
$2000 to OBAMA VICTORY FUND

Posted by: Karl Rove at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (e8kgV)

161 Later, the first lady expanded on the comments. Â“I want to thank all you for being here. You know, kids, you guys, young people Â— you guys have my heart. And I said this in Belfast earlier Â— itÂ’s so true. (Laughter.) Look, my girls know Â— I can embarrass them and love them to death Â— but young people, you guys move me in ways that you donÂ’t even imagine. So it was so important for us that while we were here we got to do something with the young people here in Dublin. So thank you for such a warm welcome. You have made my family feel right at home in Ireland, and you guys are pretty awesome,Â” she said.
----

Dripping with class and grace.

Blecht!! Posted by: RWC

You guys, that is so eloquent and stuff.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (Hx2XA)

162 So Mooch thinks she's "home" when she's in Ireland? Good. Let her fat ass stay. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 05:11 PM (lVPtV) That dark beer is full of calories. DARK beer, Shit. What camp do I report to?

Posted by: RWC at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (qOwz1)

163 In America, the IRS lies to you!

Posted by: Jackoff Budwiser at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (SzAZ7)

164 So that's why my group "Burn Down the Patriotic Tea Party And Their Precious Constitution!!!" was initially flagged for review...

Posted by: Occupy MostlyRight at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (w9AQ4)

165 I've met with Holly Paz in a professional context. She's bright. So . . .

Posted by: TaxGuy at June 17, 2013 01:12 PM (cWC7m)

166

Want to know what the Hungarian word "tuna" means in English?

Yes. I bet it's something dirty...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 01:13 PM (0HooB)

167 When Paz first heard about decaffeinated coffee, she gasped and cried "They beheaded El Exigente!!?

Posted by: mallfly at June 17, 2013 01:13 PM (bJm7W)

168 Is there a new, offensive troll here?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 01:13 PM (lVPtV)

169 $17,000 down payment? On $460,000? That is like only 4% down. Geez. Embrace your balloon payments suckers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 01:13 PM (UVBO7)

170 "Honey, this is not what it looks like. I thought this woman was just a generic, catch-all for a wife, which naturally would include you, being my specific and literal wife. I was engaged in normal horizontal spousal activity with her only as the result of a perfectly natural misunderstanding that she and you were essentially interchangeable. Easy mistake. Could happen to anybody. Soooo ... ... ... how's dinner looking?"

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillian-billionaire-layabout at June 17, 2013 01:14 PM (27tUc)

171 Good news is the AP reports that crazy guy on the plane is likely just a crazy guy ranting crazy stuff.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 17, 2013 01:14 PM (ZPrif)

172 In America, the IRS lies to you!

Posted by: Jackoff Budwiser at June 17, 2013 05:12 PM (SzAZ7)

lol!

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 17, 2013 01:14 PM (UypUQ)

173 Holly Paz Puts Putz's in their Place, Periodically.

Posted by: Cake Girl at June 17, 2013 01:14 PM (xCh2P)

174 graduate of University of Pennsylvania Law School and a former private-practice attorney, personally sat in on 36 of the 41 interviews conducted for Treasury Inspector General J. Russell GeorgeÂ’s report last month on the IRSÂ’ improper targeting of conservative groups between 2010 and 2012. I bet the U of P Law School is proud of this scrunt. Says alot about lawyers also- with all due respect to any moron lawyers here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 01:14 PM (9Bj8R)

175 Holly's defense:
"I am an incredibly stupid, clueless numbnut, dumber than a box of rocks."

Posted by: real joe at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (FBfTw)

176 Yes and vacuum bottles are called Thermoses. And all adhesive bandages are called Band-Aids. Fine what about the Coffee Party? Oh from the Coffee party's own website.

"During the process, the IRS asked us for our list of donors. This was our reply:

Almost all of our contributions are small donations from individuals. We have had 8738 contributors (including members) since inception; an average donation is $26. The largest contribution that we have ever had from an individual is $2100. We can provide the list of 8738 names, if necessary.

In the end, we were not required to furnish this list. "
emphasis added.

Looks like somebody gets to keep their donor list under wraps. What about no-lables? Where's their rectal exam they still sqealin from the feelin? What about OWS' non-profits still Oinking from the boinking?

I didn't think so.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (0q2P7)

177

"By the word of the Ranking member on the oversight committee, Paz is supposed to be a Republican"

Yeah, there are an awful lot of jackasses who are supposed to be Republicans just like her. If I didn't know better, I'd say the GOP is well and truly infiltrated.

The Burning Times will purify everything.

Posted by: Burning Times Guy (SMOD's a puss) at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (4I3Uo)

178

Posted by: Soona at June 17, 2013 05:05 PM (eKXog)

It's the full Alinsky. Lie often enough and somebody somewhere will believe you.

2012 is proof of that, for sure.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (5RUlF)

179 Oh the fun of trying to explain to my Canadian friends that, no, really, US banks did this. Serious you guys, they did. Yes, it's insane. Yes, the obvious then happened. They'll just stare at me, all stunned. Posted by: alexthechick - Mmmm. Blondes with whipped cream. at June 17, 2013 05:11 PM (VtjlW) Of all the shit that's gone down, I think this boggles my mind more than any other. These people are in the very business of Math. They're there for the sole purpose of using Math to make money. And yet....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (GEICT)

180 That piece George Will did on Lois Lerner a few days ago was rage-inducing. That bitch is as nasty and evil as they come. In other words, the perfect Obama tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2013 01:15 PM (lVPtV)

181 Holly Paz is definitely a product of affirmative action . I just can't figure out what group she represents, unless clueless democrat is a new protected population.

Posted by: Bufalobob at June 17, 2013 01:16 PM (hJg3R)

182 When I said TEA Party I really meant Media Matters. Swearsies.

Posted by: Holly Spaz at June 17, 2013 01:16 PM (HiKk0)

183 183 Coffee is the same as tea. Holly Paz

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 01:16 PM (9XBK2)

184

"I've met with Holly Paz in a professional context. She's bright. So . . ."

Professional, huh? How much did she want for a half 'n' half?

Posted by: Jaws at June 17, 2013 01:16 PM (4I3Uo)

185 I simply can't imagine why we had a housing bubble and why the mortgage loan industry is a clusterfuck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

Crap! I put 25% down on my house. And paid off the loan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2013 01:18 PM (fNpC1)

186 Funny thing is this happened with Presidential ballots also. Oops, our bad.

Posted by: OFA at June 17, 2013 01:18 PM (SzAZ7)

187

And the word "rose" could mean cumquat.

But it doesn't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 01:19 PM (0HooB)

188 Libs lie.

That's what they do.

Posted by: Strife at June 17, 2013 01:19 PM (Ul1S7)

189
Holly went to the movies and her date put his hand up her skirt. She laughed and laughed because she knew her money was in her purse.

Posted by: Silly Holly jokes at June 17, 2013 01:19 PM (Opo0Q)

190

Craven political POS ... AND an extremely bad liar ?

Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 17, 2013 01:19 PM (rQc34)

191 And so the "Idiot Defense" steps up to a new level.

The woman who is bright enough to get that job and also gave the maximum to Obama in 2 elections doesn't even know what the "Tea Party" is?

I am surprised the Congressmen didn't just fall into the aisles laughing over that one. Of course the fact that liberal groups all got approved and no conservative ones did blows massive holes in that one.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at June 17, 2013 01:19 PM (hlUJY)

192 so they singled out "tea party" as the equivalent of "political partisan" but "progressive" meant..?

Posted by: mallfly at June 17, 2013 01:20 PM (bJm7W)

193 Is it chicken, or is it tuna?

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

It's "tuna above the knees".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2013 01:20 PM (fNpC1)

194 Sure, whenever I think Christina Hendricks, I'm actually thinking Keira Knightly. See?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 17, 2013 01:21 PM (kbOju)

195 By word of the rank media Rubio is supposed to be Repulican.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 17, 2013 01:21 PM (6xjXt)

196 If she's really that stupid, what does her performance evaluation look like?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 01:22 PM (0HooB)

197

"These people are in the very business of Math. They're there for the sole purpose of using Math to make money. And yet.."

Lot of money today trumps steady but smaller money tomorrow and thereafter in modern America.

Place started to go to Hell literally when they stopped teaching biblical wisdom in public schools

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 17, 2013 01:22 PM (5RUlF)

198 is she hot? seems like it would be easy to trick her out of her panties.

Posted by: X at June 17, 2013 01:22 PM (KHo8t)

199 MSNBC leans right-wing, right?

Posted by: Holly Pez Dispenser at June 17, 2013 01:22 PM (lVPtV)

200 You see, the problem is this: yes, she is one American worker who probably deserves to be replaced by a robot. The problem is that given that we're talking about the IRS the robot involved is probably the Barbed Cock of Satan. The only good news in that is that government energy-efficiency regulations will require that it be solar-powered, so it'll only work six hours a month.

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2013 01:22 PM (o+SC1)

201 Of all the shit that's gone down, I think this boggles my mind more than any other. These people are in the very business of Math. They're there for the sole purpose of using Math to make money. And yet.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 17, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT) And yet Redlining lawsuits, threats from regulators, and promises of backup from agencies, and bailouts. It was an engineered failure, and it was political, and it was *totally* in line with common "Community Organizing" practice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 17, 2013 01:23 PM (qyfb5)

202 182 Holly's defense: "I am an incredibly stupid, clueless numbnut, dumber than a box of rocks." Posted by: real joe at June 17, 2013 05:15 PM (FBfTw) Stupid people are not self-aware. Kruger-Dunning effect or something else I learned here. Award-winning website. AWARD. WINNING. WEBSITE

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:23 PM (+98Gb)

203 173 Want to know what the Hungarian word "tuna" means in English? Yes. I bet it's something dirty... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 05:13 PM (0HooB) I'll give you a hint. See #200.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:24 PM (+98Gb)

204 @203 - she does what she's told. You can bet after taking this bullet there'll be, after a modest interval, a leftist think-tank sinecure on offer somewhere.

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2013 01:24 PM (o+SC1)

205 Hope you all signed Cruz's petition to abolish the IRS. If not please do so.

Posted by: Disgusting Oratory at June 17, 2013 01:24 PM (JxqBw)

206 I'm noticing more and more ads where they obviously are using the same actors in the US and Latin America and just using different Spanish and English voice-overs. The ads are where everybody looks vaguely hispanic -- no black or asians or noticeably pale faces. Also noticeably not very amerindian -- pure-blood Spaniards clearly are in demand for these ads that can work in North, Central, and South America.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 17, 2013 01:25 PM (ZPrif)

207 Of all the shit that's gone down, I think this boggles my mind more than any other. These people are in the very business of Math. They're there for the sole purpose of using Math to make money. And yet.... Nope. These people are in the business of making money. And when the gov't has your back and is pressuring you to make the loans, why wouldn't you? >The FHA historically has been dedicated to making homeownership affordable for people of moderate means. Under FHA terms, a borrower can get a home loan with a credit score as low as 500 or a down payment as small as 3.5 percent. If borrowers with FHA loans default on their payments, taxpayers are on the line Â— a guarantee that should provide confidence to banks to lend. http://tinyurl.com/bqhjwkq Once again, the banks had some responsibility for the sub-prime debacle but most of it was caused by the federal gov't. And it looks like we are headed for round 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2013 01:25 PM (g1DWB)

208 Dunning Kruger. Sounds good on a c.v.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 17, 2013 01:25 PM (6xjXt)

209 "...Elizabeth Hofacre, the agency's emerging issues coordinator in Cincinnati when the targeting began, has told investigators that she kicked out any progressive groups that other agents tried to put in with the Tea Party cases. She said she understood the term to mean conservative or Republican groups. 'I was tasked to do Tea Parties, and I wasn't Â— I wasn't equipped or set up to do anything else.'" http://usat.ly/11RU65E

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at June 17, 2013 01:25 PM (YjDyJ)

210 205 is she hot? seems like it would be easy to trick her out of her panties. Posted by: X at June 17, 2013 05:22 PM (KHo8t) A liberal chick?! She has a Sandra Fluke superdome pussy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:26 PM (+98Gb)

211 And this scrunt passed the Bar? And i don't mean O'Malley's Bar on the corner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 01:26 PM (9Bj8R)

212 213 Hope you all signed Cruz's petition to abolish the IRS. If not please do so. Posted by: Disgusting Oratory at June 17, 2013 05:24 PM (JxqBw) We need a big-ass linky thingy. Ace? Purp? CB Dildo? Bueller? Mueller? Oh wait...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:26 PM (+98Gb)

213 Remember, if you break a federal law - you go to prison. At least thats what Rubio, Ryan, Toomey tell us about these great new "enforcement" laws they put in place to protect us.

Posted by: Reality Man at June 17, 2013 01:27 PM (L2x1w)

214

"...a leftist think-tank sinecure..."

Left wing, maybe, with this genius.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 17, 2013 01:27 PM (5RUlF)

215 214 Yeah,I've noticed it too.If they want someone to look really dumb they get a white guy though.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 01:28 PM (9XBK2)

216 Once again, the banks had some responsibility for the sub-prime debacle but most of it was caused by the federal gov't. And it looks like we are headed for round 2.

With all the low-skilled, low-income New Americans in our future, somebody will have to bend the rules if they're ever going to experience the joys of homownership.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2013 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

217 221 Remember, if you break a federal law - you go to prison. At least thats what Rubio, Ryan, Toomey tell us about these great new "enforcement" laws they put in place to protect us. Posted by: Reality Man at June 17, 2013 05:27 PM (L2x1w) And Michael Phelps will test them all in English proficiency at the Rosetta Stone offices.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:28 PM (+98Gb)

218 "Holly Paz's Alibi: I Thought "Tea Party" Could Mean "Liberal" " In all fairness, I think I owe Marco Rubio's aide an apology. We could probably swing a pickup truck through the parking lot at Lowes and get a more qualified labor pool of senior IRS supervisors.

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-billionaire-layabout at June 17, 2013 01:28 PM (27tUc)

219 Top. Men.

And Women, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 17, 2013 04:58 PM (0HooB)

----------

Well, you wouldn't expect me to be a bottom would you? As IF!

Posted by: Holly Paz at June 17, 2013 01:29 PM (mV8sg)

220 Don't pay your income taxes for a few years and then let's see how stupid the IRS really is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2013 01:29 PM (+98Gb)

221 Stupid people are not self-aware.

Some of them are very aware of themselves...and not aware of anything or anyone else. I'm wholly unsurprised an Obama voter wouldn't bother to spend any time reading or viewing hard news/current events. A little Today Show in the morning, a little Inside Edition at night, a fashion magazine here and there, what else does an American woman her age need to know?

As far as how she got this job, I'm assuming her father or husband, or her last name *is* Spanish...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 17, 2013 01:30 PM (ZKzrr)

222 Speaking of dumb scrunts: Moonbat Icon Barbra Streisand In Israel: Slams Jewish StateÂ’s Treatment Of WomenÂ… Says Nothing About Severe Repression Of Women In The Islamic WorldÂ… Slamming Israel for its treatment of women while in the Middle East, doesnÂ’t get any more hypocritical than that. Oh and she is catching up with Joan Rivers for most plastic surgery on her face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2013 01:31 PM (9Bj8R)

223 Holly tried working as a waitress. She got fired when someone asked for a cheeseburger and she said "they make burgers out of cheese?

oh, give me credit for trying.

thanks for the post at 217. Worth knowing

Posted by: mallfly at June 17, 2013 01:31 PM (bJm7W)

224 I was told that lunch would be an all beef frankfurter. This appears to be your dick.

Posted by: Holly Paz 45 minutes into lunch hour at June 17, 2013 01:31 PM (SzAZ7)

225 OT morons and 'ttes are good people to ask,will undercooked bacon make me sick?

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 01:32 PM (9XBK2)

226

[iSince the first case that came up to Washington happened to have that name[/I]

The first case? The very first fucking case in the administration of tax law of determining whether an organization was disqualified for tax exemption because of political activity was in 2009??? So what was the tax exemption unit doing for the years it existed before that, jerking off?

How fucking stupid does she think we are?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 17, 2013 01:32 PM (Z2Bkq)

227 230 No surgery invented yet can fix that amount of ugly.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 01:33 PM (9XBK2)

228

Oh and she is catching up with Joan Rivers for most plastic surgery on her face

Thank God. Streisand needed it. How many anthills did she panic up to now?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 17, 2013 01:34 PM (Z2Bkq)

229 Shit,BiL just called me,need to spend the night at the hospital with my father.Physically he is doing great but he's acting nutty.They took him off the narcotics but he's still doing it.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2013 01:37 PM (9XBK2)

230 Unless she was in a nunnery her whole adult life until the day she started at the IRS, I am guessing she is lying.

Actually this is a Plan B defense often used in financial high crimes: I was too stupid to commit the crime.

Posted by: PJ at June 17, 2013 01:38 PM (ZWaLo)

231 Once again, the banks had some responsibility for the sub-prime debacle but most of it was caused by the federal gov't. And it looks like we are headed for round 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2013 05:25 PM (g1DWB)

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And the bubble will be rigged to burst if a repub assumes the presidency in 2017. Watch for it.

Posted by: Soona at June 17, 2013 01:39 PM (eKXog)

232

As far as how she got this job, I'm assuming her father or husband, or her last name *is* Spanish...

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If she gets rung up, she'll instantly become a "white Hispanic."

Otherwise, not.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 17, 2013 01:40 PM (Z2Bkq)

233 213 Hope you all signed Cruz's petition to abolish the IRS. If not please do so. Posted by: Disgusting Oratory at June 17, 2013 05:24 PM (JxqBw) As long as that doesn't distract from the fact that just about all government agencies behave substantially the same way as the IRS does. Don't fall for the squirrel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 17, 2013 01:41 PM (qyfb5)

234 The whole liberal fucking media was calling half the country fucking tea baggers and this bitch thinks tea party meant liberal??? Riiiight.

yeah honey, I need a singer for a band, here's your mike...open wide.....really its a mike...really

Posted by: Berserker at June 17, 2013 01:42 PM (FMbng)

235

Unless she was in a nunnery her whole adult life until the day she started at the IRS

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And she never went upstairs. She was just the piano player. Had no idea the place was a whorehouse.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 17, 2013 01:43 PM (Z2Bkq)

236 233 OT morons and 'ttes are good people to ask,will undercooked bacon make me sick? Trichinosis is generally the concern. Not so much nowadays with most pork being frozen. Salmonella from the eggs perhaps.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 17, 2013 01:45 PM (6xjXt)

237

"A registered Democrat, Paz contributed $4,000 to the Obama campaign in 2008, federal records show."

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at June 17, 2013 05:04 PM (YjDyJ)

Ah, who but a Republican would register as a Democrat and donate to Obama? Proof positive she's a Repub! /liberal

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 17, 2013 01:48 PM (Z2Bkq)

238 Replace "squirrel" there with "naked Beluga-teasing swimmer."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 17, 2013 01:50 PM (qyfb5)

239 NSA = No Such Agency

Posted by: Karl Rove at June 17, 2013 01:53 PM (e8kgV)

240

So...let me get this straight...her excuse is she is a total retard? And we should NOT fire her just for that?

Posted by: Cosmo at June 17, 2013 01:54 PM (Jye7B)

241 Now, did she tell Congressional investigators or did she tell Congress that? Because some of these **(%#^ need to go to jail.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 17, 2013 01:56 PM (qyfb5)

242 Remember, if you break a federal law - you go to prison. At least thats what Rubio, Ryan, Toomey tell us about these great new "enforcement" laws they put in place to protect us.

Posted by: Reality Man at June 17, 2013 05:27 PM (L2x1w)

And this is true, but it just applies to you anglos. LaRaza has blanket immunity for all past and future crimes, just to level the playing field. They're still trying to figure out if blacks get a pass on all previous crimes committed by just paying $500.00.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 01:56 PM (Cnqmv)

243 And we should NOT fire her just for that?

Posted by: Cosmo at June 17, 2013 05:54 PM (Jye7B)

ADA applies in that case! Thanks Pappy Bush!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 17, 2013 01:57 PM (Cnqmv)

244 I thought "Tea Party" was about people who did cosplay aboout the mad tea party in "Alice and Wonderland" I didn't actually think "conservative" or "liberal", just really- you know like- eccentric- and so they deserved the extra scrutiny.

Posted by: Holly Spaz at June 17, 2013 02:06 PM (cwhM3)

245 "Did you want one lump or two or many multiple lumps, Tea Party?

Posted by: Holly Spaz at June 17, 2013 02:08 PM (cwhM3)

246 This biatchÃ¨ is worse, MUCH worse, than Ms. Utah and/or Ms. Alabama in the Ms USA contest. At the very least, these gals are BEAUTIFUL !! Ms Paz is THICK as a BRICK......and UUUUGLY to boot !!

Posted by: Tenndon at June 17, 2013 02:24 PM (o6Yv2)

247 Are they sure it isn't Holly Spazz?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2013 02:39 PM (9+vDU)

248 Yes, it is. I see Holly is commenting here today. Sorry for misspelling "Spaz", Holly.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2013 02:40 PM (9+vDU)

249

Tea Party could mean liberals groups.....but it doesn't. Seriously. Where do they dig morons up like that? I don't think these people can add 2+2; yet they are running the IRS. And the sad thing is that some people will actually buy her story. Derp.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at June 17, 2013 02:40 PM (dXPup)

250 Since she said it aloud, and liberals heard her, and it's not disprovable by reference to any independent facts, it will now be taken up by liberals as the true explanation. I mean, they know it's a lie, but it will be stated as true. It will be in all the blog comment areas, it will be on the Democrat websites, Media Matters will prove it and also show Fox to be hypocritical in covering her claim with less than complete swallowing, and the New York Times will editorialize about it.

I wonder if she thought "tea baggers" was a reference to liberal political activists too.

Posted by: D1stewart at June 17, 2013 04:48 PM (fIkHQ)

251 She must not get her news from newspapers like Obama.

Posted by: OxyCon at June 17, 2013 08:26 PM (TOoo4)

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