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December 12, 2013

Honey Trap: Dozens of G20 Diplomats Get Hacked After They Click on a Link Promising Naked Pictures of Carla Bruni
— Ace

Smart diplomacy.

This sounds like a funny story. It's not, quite: Hackers successfully breached dozens of computers (and maybe more than dozens).

The level of damage has not been figured out yet -- and this all happened in 2011.

The suspected culprit? China.

These are our "Best and Brightest" -- or at least they always tell us so.

It should be noted that Carla Bruni took her clothes off a lot when she was younger, so Naked Carla Bruni pictures should not be considered some Holy Grail of Nudity. These people could have just Binged for pictures.

But instead they clicked on a sketchy attachment, and got hacked.

Nude pictures of former French first lady Carla Bruni were used to break in to the computer systems of dozens of diplomats, it emerged today.
The shocking security breach was first discovered at the G20 summit in Paris in February 2011 and may be ongoing.
Â‘To see naked pictures of Carla Bruni click hereÂ’ said a message sent to those attending, who included finance ministers and central bank representatives.
...

This prompted many to open an attachment which turned out to be a Â‘Trojan HorseÂ’ with an embedded virus, although all recipients could see were the X-rated photographs.
Once accessed, it infected the computers of senior officials as well as forwarding the offensive email on to others.
Â‘Almost everybody who received the email took the bait,Â’ said a government source in Paris, saying that this included representatives from the Czech Republic, Portugal, Bulgaria, Hungary and Latvia.
...
The so-called phishing attacks are thought to have originated in China and were aimed at extracting information.
The attacks are still being investigated, and nobody is yet sure what information was extracted.
America is thought to have been the main target of the scam.

The arrogance of our non-elite elites is a serious danger to Western democracy and security.

Draw and Strike considers this danger, suggesting Obamacare is the bonfire of the progressive New Class' vanities.

Not that they've noticed. They still think they're doin' just fine.

HOW OBAMACARE DESTROYS
SELF-ANOINTED ELITES
ILLUSION OF COMPETENCY

The biggest damage from the developing ObamaCare trainwreck is to the carefully crafted illusion that progressives have worked so hard to create for the past several decades: that Big Government self-anointed elites in Washington DC are competent super-managers of sterling character who can be trusted with an ever-increasing amount of power and control over the lives of citizens.
The Washington Post obtained a memo that detailed the White House in-fighting over how ObamaCare should be implemented. The memo goes over the struggle within the administration between what it dubs 'the economics team', who argued for bringing in private sector specialists with experience at start ups and complex problem solving of the magnitude that the ACA called for, and the 'political team' who wanted fast implementation by it's own in-house political staffers who fully believed they were up to the job.
...
When the political team won the debate, many members of the economics team, such as Larry Summers and Christina Roemer, jumped ship to avoid the looming disaster they saw coming. Recent developments have shown their decision was prescient. The political team that thought itself supremely competent to launch something of the size and scope of the ACA despite having had no such prior experience has now been exposed as totally inadequate.
As the scope of the abject failures involved in ObamaCare's implementation mount, even the die-hard Old media completely in the tank as propaganda arms of the DNC have to shake their head in bewilderment at how they are going to spin a disaster this obvious.

Thanks to Andy, @theh2.

By the way, to spare you the trouble of searching: If you really want to see Carla Bruni naked, click here.

I'm good like that.

Posted by: Ace at 10:03 AM | Comments (246)
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1 The World's Best and Brightest.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 10:05 AM (MMC8r)

2 would have been triple if it were sarah palin.

Posted by: hack at December 12, 2013 10:06 AM (168MX)

3 Didn't get me to click!

Posted by: Barry O. at December 12, 2013 10:07 AM (iX7Xe)

4 Honey Trap: Dozens of G20 Diplomats Get Hacked After They Click on a Link Promising Naked Pictures of Carla Bruni Alternate headline: Honey Trap: Dozens of G20 Diplomats Get Hacked After They Click on a Link Promising ACA HealthCare.gov.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 10:07 AM (FNtJ6)

5 Where would the internet be without pron and kittehs?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2013 10:07 AM (6H6o8)

6 Ace's last link goes to London Boys, right?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 12, 2013 10:07 AM (YeyZi)

7 Wouldn't it be great if we were to find out that Obama clicked on the link?

Posted by: Morgul at December 12, 2013 10:07 AM (sj5FF)

8 "Almost everybody who received the email took the bait," Who would have thunk it??!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 10:08 AM (FNtJ6)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Sort of at work at December 12, 2013 10:08 AM (PYAXX)

Carla Bruni, really ?

I might be tempted, by lets say Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone or Kate Upton, or or or or or or or ................

Posted by: Jhoey OBiden at December 12, 2013 10:08 AM (nTgAI)

11 OT, but great news! http://tinyurl.com/p4sty4p Since SMOD has proven to be a disappointment.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 10:09 AM (zoehZ)

12 Just in long enough to point to the sidebar story about Yellowstone and say "Go Yellowstone Caldera!!!!" Alright. Back out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Sort of at work at December 12, 2013 10:09 AM (PYAXX)

13 I love the fact that you said "Binged." I regard Google as the most evil corporation currently in existence. I really don't like Microsoft either, but at least they aren't google.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 10:09 AM (bb5+k)

14 Binged? Really?

Posted by: Hal at December 12, 2013 10:09 AM (MftY/)

15 On the one hand, pictures of a young, nude Carla Bruni are a worthwhile thing. On the other hand...the fuck? Haven't you figured this email thing out yet?

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

>>By the way, to spare you the trouble of searching: If you really want to see Carla Bruni naked, click here<<

You dick!

/Spicoli

Posted by: MacGruber at December 12, 2013 10:10 AM (sWgE+)

17 The proof that our Internet is a municifent and loving Internet is that you can google "Carla Bruni naked" and get lots of pictures of Carla Bruni naked.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 10:10 AM (A0sHn)

18 I might be tempted, by lets say Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone or Kate Upton, or or or or or or or ................ Screen door in a West Texas wind storm.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 10:10 AM (FNtJ6)

19 I haz ur medical records backed up on floppy diks.

Posted by: Obama's Impractical Jokers at December 12, 2013 10:11 AM (R6JT1)

20 Imagine if they'd tried that with Michelle.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 10:11 AM (MMC8r)

21 Honey Trap: Dozens of G20 Diplomats Get Hacked After They Click on a Link Promising Naked Pictures of Carla Bruni --- I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH WAS TROUBLE!

Posted by: Moochelle Antoinette at December 12, 2013 10:11 AM (/Crba)

22 Yeah well think how bad things would be if we weren't ruled by those of superior intellect and character.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 12, 2013 10:11 AM (+lsX1)

23 As the scope of the abject failures involved in ObamaCare's implementation mount,

I hate it when scope mounts. It's just so unseemly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 10:11 AM (B0gqn)

24 Good thing they didn't try to tempt them with nude pictures of Michelle.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2013 10:12 AM (g1DWB)

25 Sophie Marceau > Carla Bruni

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2013 10:12 AM (8ZskC)

26 Guys are pretty predictable,even a smart one will fall for stupid shit like that.How many times have you fooled me into opening the link to the London Boys?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:12 AM (zqvg6)

27 As the scope of the abject failures involved in ObamaCare's implementation mount, I hate it when scope mounts. It's just so unseemly. Scope mounts? Cabella's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 10:12 AM (FNtJ6)

28 Did not click know better.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 10:13 AM (KXm42)

"I regard Google as the most evil corporation currently in existence.

I really don't like Microsoft either, but at least they aren't google."

Google: Don't be evil.

Microsoft: Don't be Google.

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at December 12, 2013 10:13 AM (73P68)

30 24 Good thing they didn't try to tempt them with nude pictures of Michelle. --- I was a fool to think anyone would want naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg... *throws into bottomless pit* "WHAT THE?" *pit spits pictures back out*

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:13 AM (/Crba)

31 "Not that they've noticed. They still think they're doin' just fine."

The Bourbons thought they were doing just fine - right up to the point where everything got all head-choppy. I don't think our 'non-elite elites' are even as clued in as the Bourbons were.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 10:13 AM (hLRSq)

32 >>>I love the fact that you said "Binged." I regard Google as the most evil corporation currently in existence. ... yeah I was going to say google but I'm tired of advertising for a company I think is sketchy.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2013 10:13 AM (/FnUH)

You tricky bastard.

Baaa bbaaaaa BAAAAAAMMMMM!

Peanut butter and JAAAMMMM!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at December 12, 2013 10:14 AM (tVTLU)

34 oh come on guys, click. I promise it's nothing bad.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2013 10:14 AM (/FnUH)

35 re: nakkid Carla Bruni link

BASTARD!!!

Posted by: just passin by at December 12, 2013 10:14 AM (yBJsx)

36 Joncelli's Second Rule of Photography: If there are nude pictures of you they will appear somewhere on the Internet. The chances of this approach 100 percent.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

37 Let me guess who didn't take the bait: straight women and gay men.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (h4eud)

38 >>>I love the fact that you said "Binged."

I regard Google as the most evil corporation currently in existence.

...

yeah I was going to say google but I'm tired of advertising for a company I think is sketchy.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2013 02:13 PM (/FnUH)

I despise google as well, never use it

Posted by: Jhoey OBiden at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (nTgAI)

39 What's going on? Its that joke that ends, "The Aristocrats." Nothing new, though. The insight for me was when I saw "The Day of the Jackal" when the leak was uncovered and the Surete guy said "I tapped them all" talking about the phones, not the mistresses. So there's that. Nice post about our "betters." Great stuff about Mr. Swing Away, too!

Posted by: DM at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (LaKlJ)

40 WTF?

Posted by: Savonarola at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (8ZskC)

41 You want to make them screwing up the website into this grand philosophical Crisis of Liberalism, when really all it means is...they screwed up the website. Other decidedly non-Marxist countries have managed to implement national hc before there were websites to screw up, whatever their flaws.

Posted by: blue.dot at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (slETN)

42 Google is just the NSA without the pretense of national defense.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (MMC8r)

43 Ya noticed they used Bruni and not michelle. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (t3UFN)

44 I admit it. I clicked. Could. Not. Stop. Knew. It. Was. Coming. Didn't. Matter. Compelled.

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (73P68)

45 China...always China. Fuck China.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (FMbng)

46 Link probably goes to naked Lena Dunhasm pics(yeah,I made the mistake of looking at those once,curiosity killed the erection)

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (zqvg6)

47 37 Let me guess who didn't take the bait: straight women and gay men. --- I don't think Nick Sarkozy bothered either. Why get pics when you can have the real thing?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:15 AM (/Crba)

48 "Carla Bruni Naked"

no shit?

BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (GztZn)

49 Baaa bbaaaaa BAAAAAAMMMMM!

Peanut butter and JAAAMMMM!!!
========
Still can't explain why I laughed so much when the TPB did that.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (VjL9S)

50 Why does graying Zoolander want to fist me, a hand model?!

Posted by: Obama's Impractical Jokers at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (R6JT1)

51 yeah I was going to say google but I'm tired of advertising for a company I think is sketchy. Posted by: ace at December 12, 2013 02:13 PM (/FnUH) So you chose the company that decided Office software should be a monthly subscription service? I might have at least gone with Yahoo.

Posted by: Hal at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (MftY/)

52 yeah I was going to say google but I'm tired of advertising for a company I think is sketchy.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2013 02:13 PM (/FnUH)

DuckDuckGo

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (6H6o8)

53 oh come on guys, click.

I promise it's nothing bad.

Posted by: ace

(*Kris Kristopherson voice from Payback* )

NO!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (B0gqn)

54 Poooooowwwww

Posted by: Thunderb at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (zOTsN)

55 Did you see the story about the NSA being all over World of Warcraft?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:16 AM (zqvg6)

56 Don't click the link that says "naked pictures of Barack Obama"--it contains naked pictures of Barack Obama.
*shudder*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)

57 Ace, do you have any way to catalog who it is that takes your click bait?

It should be noted that Carla Bruni took her clothes off a lot when she was younger

Research seems to suggest that if you want to be a famous celebrity, you need to do that a lot. It also seems that most of those beautiful wymons who do get nekkid for fame and fortune seem to enjoy it. How can it be exploitive if everyone wins?

Posted by: Tatum's Turnip Truck Delivery Service at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (COZW+)

58 Not gonna take Ace's bait and click on the link - it probably goes to a naked pic of Helen Thomas, and that'd scar me for life.

Posted by: RightWingProf at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (RtR5I)

59 Why would anybody click on an obvious junk mail link? For anything? I can understand credit card/bank phishing scams where they kind of look official, but nekkid pictures? That's a guarantee of a virus at best.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (Re0Ay)

A beautiful Russian spy and Obama walk into a bar.

The brawny, muscular bartender leans over to Obama and whispers in his ear " I know for a fact that lady is a Russian spy and just a honey trap to tempt you to give up our national secrets"

Obama says " don't worry, she has nothing I want and thanks for warning me. What are you doing later?"

Posted by: polynikes at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (m2CN7)

61 Why is Carla Bruni trending suddenly? Does she have a new album coming out?

Posted by: Bing at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (HsJeN)

62 "The political team that thought itself supremely competent to launch something of the size and scope of the ACA despite having had no such prior experience has now been exposed as totally inadequate." Which is why they are bringing in the old school professional Clintonian socialists like Podesta.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (WQy0c)

Let me guess who didn't take the bait: straight women and gay men.

Nah. Straight women would click the link so they could tsk about Bruni's invisible cellulite and confirm their opinions of her as a slut.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)

64 Ah yes. Our intellectual betters in charge of telling us what's right and how to live our lives. I feel so safe an secure in my future.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2013 10:17 AM (xmcEQ)

65 Every G20 diplomat is basically his country's version of Michael Scott.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 12, 2013 10:18 AM (+lsX1)

66 blue.derp sez derp derp derp derp derp derp

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 10:18 AM (MMC8r)

67 Never,ever,under any circumstances click on a link from CoolCzech.Ever.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:18 AM (zqvg6)

68 "The arrogance of our non-elite elites is a serious danger to Western democracy and security."

Well, arrogance and incompetence.

At this time in the now rather well advanced history of the infosphere, just how stupid does someone have to be to have not figured out the bogus attachment trick? Apparently just that stupid, with such stupidity being widespread in the striped pants set.

It's like a guy getting taken over and over again at three-card-monte. Goddamn! Just when I thought I had it figured out. Next time for sure.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2013 10:18 AM (gqT4g)

69 Why is Carla Bruni trending suddenly? Does she have a new album coming out? Implants?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 10:19 AM (FNtJ6)

70 Bet Harry Reid didn't fall for that.
If t had been a Macualey Caulken link, though.....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 10:19 AM (JRmiD)

71 Handshake No Accident: Obama Regime And Cuba Have Been Conducting Secret Talks For Past Six Months Weasel Zippers: The damage this punk could do in the next 3 years is almost unimaginable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 10:19 AM (t3UFN)

72 A. The internet is totally secure. For certain definitions of "HA!" B. OT RE: The sidebar about Yellowstone...I believe there is an Al Gore-level scaling issue in the amount of magma concealed therein.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 12, 2013 10:20 AM (659DL)

73 How did it get pass their spam filters? I rarely get porno shit.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 10:20 AM (h4eud)

74 Why would anybody click on an obvious junk mail link? For anything? I can understand credit card/bank phishing scams where they kind of look official, but nekkid pictures? That's a guarantee of a virus at best.

It's possible they spoofed the header so it appeared to have been sent by someone the recipient knows.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2013 10:20 AM (SY2Kh)

75 61 Why is Carla Bruni trending suddenly? Does she have a new album coming out?

Posted by: Bing at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (HsJeN)

Hollande is a disaster so Sarkozy is plotting his comeback. You elect Sarko and you get Carla too.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

76 They misspell magma too,makes me think of Dr.Evil.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:21 AM (zqvg6)

77 Anyone been seeing the ESPN/Palin/Breitbart kerfuffle regarding the Catholic hospital commercial? Seems some compromise has been met, per FB Breitbart. Better than nothing, I guess.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 12, 2013 10:21 AM (ZshNr)

78 Ace dragging a 100 dollar bill through the trailer park.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2013 10:21 AM (zgVtn)

79 Don't click! It's a trap, and a douchetastic one at that!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 10:21 AM (DrWcr)

80 Wouldn't it be great if we were to find out that Obama clicked on the link?

Obama would only click if it promised a guy naked.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2013 10:21 AM (B/VB5)

"The political team that thought itself supremely competent to launch something of the size and scope of the ACA despite having had no such prior experience has now been exposed as totally inadequate."

And, the scary part is that the economics team wouldn't have succeeded, either. Oh, they might not have muffed the "website" so badly, but they still couldn't have made Obamacare work. But <em>they</em> were the smart ones out of that crew. Dayum.

Posted by: GWB at December 12, 2013 10:22 AM (9eTPJ)

82 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NOT BE RICK ROLLED AGAIN!

dammit

Posted by: CozMark at December 12, 2013 10:22 AM (AogGt)

83 Nah. Straight women would click the link so they could tsk about Bruni's invisible cellulite and confirm their opinions of her as a slut.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (4df7R)

_____________________

The only redeeming thing about that aspect of your gender is that you're harder on yourselves. I put together an album of artistic nekkid pics of the ex- Mrs. Bandersnatch from over a 20 year period. Showed it to her. Asked her to acknowledge its artistry. She said, "I guess, but all I see are the flaws".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 10:22 AM (A0sHn)

84 It's blue steel!! And it's glorious!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 12, 2013 10:22 AM (zOTsN)

85 Obama would only click if it promised a guy naked. --- Or a goat naked. Or a dog on a poboy bun.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:22 AM (/Crba)

86 Actually not much of a compromise, sounds like the Hospital rolled over.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 12, 2013 10:23 AM (ZshNr)

87 The breast and biteist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 12, 2013 10:23 AM (S+wJC)

88 Why it's almost as if our technocratic betters are really just a bunch of stammering clusterfucks of miserable failures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 10:23 AM (B0gqn)

89 Maybe Baraka isn't gay,or at least is bi.Remember he got caught checking out the ass of that chick in Brazil,Sarlkozy was chuckling over it.Now with the Danish PM.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:23 AM (zqvg6)

90 The only redeeming thing about that aspect of your gender is that you're harder on yourselves. I put together an album of artistic nekkid pics of the ex- Mrs. Bandersnatch from over a 20 year period. Showed it to her. Asked her to acknowledge its artistry. She said,"I guess, but all I see are the flaws".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (A0sHn)

Frumious. Dude. You wouldn't happen to have scanned that album, would you?

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

91 89 Maybe Baraka isn't gay,or at least is bi.Remember he got caught checking out the ass of that chick in Brazil,Sarlkozy was chuckling over it.Now with the Danish PM. --- There are times when you have to say "NOBODY is that gay." Like the time I got to hit it and quit it with Lana.

Posted by: Ray Gilette at December 12, 2013 10:24 AM (/Crba)

92 SCOAMF was unaffected by the hoax.

Posted by: UWP at December 12, 2013 10:24 AM (2hQRj)

Speaking of CoolCzech..... Where has he been lately? Anyone know?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 10:25 AM (32Ze2)

94 Jane Birkin's (remember her? probably not) 48 year old daughter jumped out of her Parisian apt the other day which agains support my you must keep french actresses on ground floors. Her father was the composer, John Barry, composer of the Bond theme songs. Anyway, Jane is famous for recording that stupid song with Serge Gainsbourg. It went something like this: Oooo----Ahhhh! Oooo----Ahhhh! Oooo----Ahhhh! J'taime! J'taime! J'taime! Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! AHHHHHHHH! Fini

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 10:25 AM (h4eud)

95 Obama would only click if it promised a guy naked.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)

Obama probably faps to his own nude selfies.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 10:25 AM (DrWcr)

96 Frumious. Dude. You wouldn't happen to have scanned that album, would you?

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

___________________

Of course. But I live to see joncelli's laws overturned. Lots of pics of various partners, no confidences betrayed on the internet.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 10:25 AM (A0sHn)

97 93 I only see him on Twitter now days,he rarely comes here.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:25 AM (zqvg6)

98 These people are supposed to be "The Best and Brightest"? They clicked on a damn E-Mail attach met for naked pictures?

They are dumber than a creosote post.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 10:26 AM (T2V/1)

99 Some friends and I were having fun on FB with the Obama selfie pics. One person, who I have now de-friended, posted this. See if you can spot the cognitive dissonance in this sentence: You are all a bunch of RACISTS!!!!!! Ever hear the term Dumb Guinea?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 10:26 AM (7ObY1)

100 56 Don't click the link that says "naked pictures of Barack Obama"--it contains naked pictures of Barack Obama. *shudder* Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (ZKzrr) http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/files/obama_seventies450.jpg

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 10:26 AM (bb5+k)

101 Faaawwwwkkkk Huckabee running for POTUS

Posted by: Thunderb at December 12, 2013 10:27 AM (zOTsN)

102 They are dumber than a creosote post.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 02:26 PM (T2V/1)

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Cresosote Post Anti-defamation League at December 12, 2013 10:27 AM (DrWcr)

103 The hardest I laughed once is a perverted fraternity brother of mine sent an e-mail to another fraternity friend at his job and when the friend opened the e-mail it turned his computer screen into a giant pic of one big vagina. The escape button could not clear it or any key function and the computer would not shut down. The plug was not accessible and he had to scramble to find something to cover the monitor until he could get IT to clear it up.

Posted by: polynikes at December 12, 2013 10:27 AM (m2CN7)

104 True story: A number of years ago when I worked in DC a foreign ambassador's son mentioned to me that his laptop was giving him trouble. I took a look and it was, quite seriously, the most infected Windows machine I have ever encountered anywhere before or since. I took it home and had to reinstall the entire OS after a complete low level reformat and BIOs "cleaning". I even found trojan scripts in his "home" data folders. The guy had zero internet savvy. Less than zero. BTW his Country has nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2013 10:27 AM (BtDfQ)

105 I saw Honey Trap open for Asia at the Summit in '82.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 12, 2013 10:27 AM (LSJmV)

106 Hacks getting hacked. Water is wet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 10:28 AM (JdUCt)

107 I put together an album of artistic nekkid pics of the ex- Mrs. Bandersnatch from over a 20 year
period. Showed it to her. Asked her to acknowledge its artistry. She said,"I guess, but all I see are the flaws".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (A0sHn)

She said that the nekkid pictures I took came out much better.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2013 10:28 AM (SY2Kh)

108 for all the ha-ha it wasn't Michelle, bear this in mind, our Intellectual Betters in Everything - the people who foisted ObamaCare upon us, - are on record saying that Michelle Obama is waaaay hotter than Bruni. Remember that whole "First Ladies" confab from 2009-10? Trust us: Michelle is sexier than Carla Bruni, way sexier, trust us. --- that should have been our first clue.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2013 10:28 AM (NQyj0)

109

bear this in mind, our Intellectual Betters in Everything - the people who foisted ObamaCare upon us, - are on record saying that Michelle Obama is waaaay hotter than Bruni.

Remember that whole "First Ladies" confab from 2009-10?

Trust us: Michelle is sexier than Carla Bruni, way sexier, trust us. --- that should have been our first clue.

Thus proving that the MFM is teh ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (DrWcr)

110 Hah. I knew better than to click.

Last night on the ONT, I laid out my devious masterplan to take over all lib computers:

I've figured out the perfect targeted computer virus -- an email with an embedded hyperlink saying Click here to hear Obama lay out the unvarnished truth.

No one but an idiot lib would click on that; I'd have the world's first lib botnet.

First move -- a Ddos attack on Starbucks. Just because.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (wNF3N)

111 Last time I Binged, I woke up with a nasty hangover.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (VndSC)

112 Of course. But I live to see joncelli's laws overturned. Lots of pics of various partners, no confidences betrayed on the internet.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 02:25 PM (A0sHn)

I applaud you. And I did say "APPROACH" 100 percent not "ARE" 100 percent.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

113 So the dimensions of the Yellowstone caldera, is that a metaphor for the amount of suck that is 404Care?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (JdUCt)

114 Why do I fall for that practically every time? Yeah, I'm dim. At least it wasn't Helen Thomas.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (CLfqv)

115 bear this in mind, our Intellectual Betters in Everything - the people who foisted ObamaCare upon us, - are on record saying that Michelle Obama is waaaay hotter than Bruni.

Yes, which was a major sign that they're full of shit.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (B/VB5)

116 Hey MWR!

Click the link in nic to see Karl Urban nekkid!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:29 AM (GQ8sn)

117

She said that the nekkid pictures I took came out much better.

Golf clap.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 10:30 AM (A0sHn)

118 Hollowpoint, that shouldn't even matter. I once got a skeevy titled email from a friend, I then immediately texted them saying hey, it looks like you got a virus. It turned out that yes they had gotten a virus. Unless your friends are the sort who normally send you porn, then I guess you'd assume it's normal... Do guys regularly email each other porn pics? I though everybody just looked it up themselves.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 12, 2013 10:30 AM (BvPBm)

119 I'm not clicking that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 10:30 AM (ZKzrr)

120 They are dumber than a creosote post. Lovey, they're saying mean things again!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry, Secretariat of State at December 12, 2013 10:30 AM (MMC8r)

121 GnuBreed, I still say from the ONT.

You should encrypt their storage media. Then send them an email or text saying if a nominal fee is sent to Odinga in Kenya then the NSA will decrypt their storage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 10:31 AM (JdUCt)

122 Per the sidebar:I think he fat,cigar smoking,boozing Michelin man is cool.Mr.Potato Head used to smoke a pipe too.We live in faggy times.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 10:31 AM (zqvg6)

123

Posted by: GWB at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (9eTPJ)

They proved they were the smart ones by knowing they weren't smart enough to do that and advocating hiring people who were. That right there is a good example of 'smarts' or 'wisdom'.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 10:31 AM (hLRSq)

124 These guys are def in the running for the Fredo Corleone "I'm Smart" award

Posted by: Richard_Gozinya at December 12, 2013 10:32 AM (RhnRv)

125 OT

Oh man, I can't stop laughing at the Drudge headline with Pelosi.

It's f-ing perfect!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:32 AM (GQ8sn)

126 It was racist and sexist to not use Michelle Obama nude pics. She's one of People's most beautiful afterall!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 12, 2013 10:33 AM (hRzu2)

127 65 Every G20 diplomat is basically his country's version of Michael Scott. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (+lsX1) In Government, it's Michael Scotts all the way down.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 10:33 AM (bb5+k)

128 Don't our diplomats' PCs have even basic antivirus/malware software on them. Silly question, I know.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2013 10:33 AM (VndSC)

129 124 These guys are def in the running for the Fredo Corleone "I'm Smart" award

Posted by: Richard_Gozinya at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (RhnRv)

So is the trophy a little gold rowboat?

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

130 Nude photos of famed and reclusive Ace, of the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ here:

http://tinyurl.com/6mjhxxg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 10:34 AM (QFxY5)

131 37 Let me guess who didn't take the bait: straight women and gay men.

Yep....even if you were smart enough to not click you are now on Interpol's dossier of closet cases.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 10:34 AM (KXm42)

132 people actually use Bing?

Posted by: brak at December 12, 2013 10:35 AM (M2qTM)

133 Carli Bruni has not aged well.

My own take on the O-Care debacle was that they were sitting around the White House "brainstorming" (so it was short, probably while waiting for the wagyu beef to be delivered) and someone said, "But of course we can reform the health care system, we all went to Harvard and Yale! But what will we do AFTER lunch?"

Posted by: Adjoran at December 12, 2013 10:35 AM (473jB)

134 Isn't Bing a type of Cherry?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 10:36 AM (32Ze2)

135 "...competent super-managers of sterling character who can be trusted with an ever-increasing amount of power and control over the lives of citizens." When people start thinking they're me, it's big trouble.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2013 10:36 AM (u2a4R)

136 121 >> You should encrypt their storage media.

Anna, I don't want their money, I want them to SUFFER. Imagine them all getting banned from Starbucks for Ddosing -- They'd be walking around in a daze, mooning for their soy latte frappe de cocoa like abandoned puppies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2013 10:36 AM (wNF3N)

137 Hollowpoint, that shouldn't even matter. I once got a skeevy titled email from a friend, I then immediately texted them saying hey, it looks like you got a virus. It turned out that yes they had gotten a virus.

Yeah, that happens all the time. Perhaps their spam filter usually catches that sort of thing so they thought it was safe.

But yeah- still dumb on their part.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2013 10:36 AM (SY2Kh)

138 POW!!! David Sirota as Sporty Spice never gets old.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2013 10:36 AM (CJjw5)

139

PTSD vaccine story in sidebar links to the Cats stealing beds video.

Posted by: PMRich at December 12, 2013 10:37 AM (KDUNf)

140 I have high hopes of our "betters" being captured by the batshiite crazy islamists they so love.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 12, 2013 10:37 AM (U0DWi)

141 My own take on the O-Care debacle was that they were sitting around the White House "brainstorming" (so it was short, probably while waiting for the wagyu beef to be delivered) and someone said, "But of course we can reform the health care system, we all went to Harvard and Yale! But what will we do AFTER lunch?"

You don't know how close you are.

It was linked here once but the origin of o-care is that TFG came up with it, ad-libbed it, during one of his campaign speeches back in 2008 as a counter to Hillary. Remember, TFG was originally against the idea of o-care mandates before he was for it.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

142 130 Nude photos of famed and reclusive Ace, of the smart military blog Ace of Spades HQ here:

http://tinyurl.com/6mjhxxg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 02:34 PM (QFxY5)

Just visiting that site made me gheyer. Wait...

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

143 Drudge -- Pelosi

"That's a drone strike!"

Posted by: Tatum's Turnip Truck Delivery Service at December 12, 2013 10:38 AM (COZW+)

144 125 OT Oh man, I can't stop laughing at the Drudge headline with Pelosi. It's f-ing perfect! --- I'd have gone with "Palomino!" rather than "Embrace The Suck", but that one requires some context.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:38 AM (/Crba)

145 They'd have caught more of these dipshits by claiming naked pictures of Karl Marx..

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2013 10:38 AM (8GKDa)

146 David Sirota as Sporty Spice never gets old.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2013 02:36 PM (CJjw5)

__________________

What? That's not Ben Stiller?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 10:38 AM (32Ze2)

147 I'd have gone with "Palomino!" rather than "Embrace The Suck", but that one requires some context.

Look at those lips of hers! Imagine them wrapped around your.....

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

148 Have some honey traps all your Morons. Hot lassies celebrating National Espresso Day from Heavy.com

http://tinyurl.com/lo8h2by

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 10:39 AM (JdUCt)

149 This prompted many to open an attachment which... As long as there are non-computer savvy people using computers, the e-mail attachment exploit will never go away.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 12, 2013 10:39 AM (hBdnt)

150 "But what will we do AFTER lunch?" Posted by: Adjoran Return United States land back to the indigenous Peoples it was stolen from under the iron cooperative control of the present minority citizens.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 12, 2013 10:40 AM (k3l60)

151 Look at those lips of hers! Imagine them wrapped around your..... Posted by: EC +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I think that they're wrapped around my wallet...

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 12, 2013 10:40 AM (LSJmV)

152

You want to make them screwing up the website into this grand philosophical Crisis of Liberalism, when really all it means is...they screwed up the website.

Other decidedly non-Marxist countries have managed to implement national hc before there were websites to screw up, whatever their flaws.

To non-retards, the fact that, even with all the power and money at the disposal of the United States government, it couldn't build a functioning website in three years is really the only proof one needs of how fucking incompetent government is at running, well...anything.

But no worries, I'm sure it's nothing inherent in the system itself....you just need the right people in charge! It's bound to work next time!.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 12, 2013 10:40 AM (BrQrN)

153 Imagine how big Sarkozy's head must be right now.

"Qui, my wife is tres chaud! She brings all the jeune fils to the ecole yard!"

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

154 Reminds me of the picture of Michelle giving Carla the evil side eye at some event they were at. I think she really has a problem with women of light color.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2013 10:41 AM (G+Wff)

155 151 Look at those lips of hers! Imagine them wrapped around your..... Posted by: EC +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I think that they're wrapped around my wallet... --- That's a face that should be at the end of the Human Centipede.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:41 AM (/Crba)

156 GnuBreed that is part of the scam.. they can send money but it will be a phone address... so

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 10:41 AM (JdUCt)

157 Who would want to hear Christmas Carols sung by a guy named "Google Crosby"?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 12, 2013 10:42 AM (ZshNr)

158 That's a face that should be at the end of the Human Centipede.

I'll feed her.

*bears down*

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 10:42 AM (GQ8sn)

159 How do you get rid of a trojan virus after looking at naked Carla Bruni pics?

Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2013 10:42 AM (aTXUx)

160 Okay, that Drudge pic should be rated XXXXXXX, with that caption.

I may have to sue Drudge for PTSD.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (wNF3N)

161 "people actually use Bing?"

Peter Parker does, apparently.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (qiXMt)

162 157 Who would want to hear Christmas Carols sung by a guy named "Google Crosby"? Posted by: Lincolntf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Golf clap.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (LSJmV)

163

@101 Faaawwwwkkkk

Huckabee running for POTUS

------------------

Please tell me you're not serious...

Posted by: junior at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (UWFpX)

164 I once got a skeevy titled email from a friend, I then immediately texted them saying hey, it looks like you got a virus. It turned out that yes they had gotten a virus. I have a sister that loves Big Government who I rarely communicate with. So when I got an email from her applauding the merits of some anti-oxidant fruit in the header I lol'd. But did not click. Sure enough she sent out a mass email apology the next day. Which I ignored, much as she ignores the damage her dream boy is doing to this country.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (BDQcr)

165 people actually use Bing?

Yup. The results are perfectly fine for most searches, Bing's front page has actual salutes to actual patriotic American stuff that Google considers beneath them, and it makes the NSA work harder to figure out everything I've searched for across the various search sites.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2013 10:43 AM (B/VB5)

166 Ace has posted nude photos of himself several times. His naughty bits are always obscured by a big pussy.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 10:44 AM (h4eud)

167 157 Who would want to hear Christmas Carols sung by a guy named "Google Crosby"? --- I'd be interested in watching a movie with the competing siblings Yahoo Serious and Bing Serious.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:44 AM (/Crba)

168 Carla Bruni? Been there, licked that....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2013 10:44 AM (GjPnA)

169 166 Ace has posted nude photos of himself several times. His naughty bits are always obscured by a big pussy. --- John Kerry?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 10:44 AM (/Crba)

170 Dem Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee Calls For Giving Unemployment Benefits To Â“Working Men And WomenÂ”Â… Weasel Zippers: How About abortions for men also!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 10:46 AM (t3UFN)

171 165 people actually use Bing?

Yup. The results are perfectly fine for most searches, Bing's front page has actual salutes to actual patriotic American stuff that Google considers beneath them, and it makes the NSA work harder to figure out everything I've searched for across the various search sites.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2013 02:43 PM (B/VB5)

DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

172 I get weird results with Bing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 10:46 AM (t3UFN)

173 I got Sirota rolled by Ace. I feel violated.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2013 10:47 AM (oFCZn)

174

@170 Weasel Zippers:

How About abortions for men also!

-----------------

We already get those. Hasn't Weasel Zippers heard about the kinds of coverage that the ACA requires now?

Posted by: junior at December 12, 2013 10:47 AM (UWFpX)

175 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, screw you, Ewok!

Posted by: lt commander scott at December 12, 2013 10:48 AM (vjQ/G)

176 I tried to use Bing just to not use Google. But it's really not good. Or at least not as good as Google. Sorry MSFT.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 10:48 AM (0LHZx)

177 In a letter addressed to Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) accuses the department of criminally threatening the vendor that developed the troubled HealthCare.gov website. Issa chairs the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, which has been investigating the extremely rocky rollout of HealthCare.gov on October 1.

Issa cites a December 6, 2013 letter that HHS sent to Creative Computing Solutions, Inc. In that letter, Â“the Department claimed that the company is contractually precluded from producing documents to Congress. The letter further stated that the Department will respond to requests from Congress on the companyÂ’s behalf.Â” IssaÂ’s letter states that other HealthCare.gov vendors received similar letters.

But Issa notes that the actual HHS contract precludes vendors from sharing documents with other companies, not Congress, which is charged by the Constitution with overseeing the actions of the executive branch. Â“The DepartmentÂ’s attempt to threaten CCSI for the purpose of deterring the company from providing documents to Congress places the officials responsible for drafting and sending the letter on the wrong side of federal statutes that prohibit obstruction of a congressional investigation,Â” Issa states in the letter to HHS. He cites Section 1505 of Title 18 of the U.S. Code

Posted by: Frankie Goes To HHS at December 12, 2013 10:49 AM (e8kgV)

178 We totally understand clicking on the link.

Posted by: U.N. Inspectors and Peacekeepers at December 12, 2013 10:49 AM (Dwehj)

179 of course you all knew this but:

Only 10% to 15% of those listed as "enrolled" in Obaaamacare have actually made a payment.

And by iron-clad contract law--and the law under Obaaamacare--there is no coverage until the payment is received.

Oh, and the payment has to be received by January 1, 2014.

You know, with both Christmas in the middle of next week and New Years in the middle following.

yeah.

Lotta people who "enrolled" will be getting a letter of cancellation 'round about January 15, 2014.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 12, 2013 10:49 AM (VjL9S)

180 89 Maybe Baraka isn't gay,or at least is bi.Remember he got caught checking out the ass of that chick in Brazil,Sarlkozy was chuckling over it.Now with the Danish PM. Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 02:23 PM (zqvg6) ---------------------------- Heh. I didn't really get a flirty/sexual vibe from the selfie incident. I could see Cameron and Obama doing this alone. (And I don't think Cameron is gay.) It just seemed like a little-kids-at-the-back-of-the-class thing to me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2013 10:50 AM (dfYL9)

181 In 2011, Her Thighness was SecState, and you KNOW she clicked.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 10:50 AM (MMC8r)

182 Honey Trap, n)

CIA Jargon for the south end of a north bound Reggie Love as of ~2007...

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 10:50 AM (9jfyN)

183 I thought the secret service was supposed to pre-screen pron and hookers for the bigwigs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2013 10:51 AM (O3C36)

184 In partial defense of the G20 goons, I'd like to think they get access to all the best selfies that their various spy agencies intercept but never make it into the wild for public consumption.

Posted by: Xander Crews at December 12, 2013 10:52 AM (Ul91r)

185 180 Margarita DeVille at December 12, 2013 02:50 PM (dfYL9)

Well regardless he pissed off the Worf.

I suspect it is because like Rev Jerry Wright the Worf believes the hype...

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 10:52 AM (9jfyN)

186 You want to make them screwing up the website into this grand philosophical Crisis of Liberalism, when really all it means is...they screwed up the website. Other decidedly non-Marxist countries have managed to implement national hc before there were websites to screw up, whatever their flaws. To non-retards, the fact that, even with all the power and money at the disposal of the United States government,it couldn't build a functioning website in three years is really the only proof one needs of how fucking incompetent government is at running, well...anything. Exactly. And this begs a much bigger question: Can we even have big new socialist entitlements today? Socialism is known for its inefficiency and bureaucracy. But in the information era, you can't afford the big monster bureaucracy. Big government and big business essentially fought on the same battlefield because record-keeping was the same for each and, in fact, information is something that was best dealt with an economy of scale. But now, record-keeping is easy -- too easy, really -- and while a government bureaucracy drowns in the information, a small business can have a great deal of information it wouldn't ordinarily be able to collect. The reason these socialistic healthcare systems persist is primarily that they already exist and their tentacles are throughout the culture. Any attempt to reform or remove it is fraught with political peril. It's just political inertia.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 10:52 AM (xSegX)

187 Look at those lips of hers! Imagine them wrapped around your.....

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 02:39 PM (GQ8sn)

...car's tailpipe? Yes I can.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 10:52 AM (DrWcr)

188 Diplomats are just people who write big checks during election cycles. Why people insist on thinking they're smart is beyond me.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 10:53 AM (0LHZx)

189 Hookers and blow are the next logical step here.

Posted by: U.N. Inspectors and Peacekeepers at December 12, 2013 10:53 AM (Dwehj)

190 OT U Nancy Pelosi Verified account ‏@NancyPelosi Proud to stand with House Dems & @fast4families in calling on the House GOP to pass #immigration reform Meanwhile the picture has her flanked by people in wheelchairs.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 10:53 AM (fWAjv)

191 It's "Bing?" That's my problem, then. I keep trying to use "Bada-Bing."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 10:54 AM (7ObY1)

192 Oh, and we're to expect these "enrolled" persons are going to certainly have the funds on hand to pay their premium.

Not like we're entering any sort of high-spending period of the year.

Oh, and get this:
"One additional point to keep an eye on: If consumers pay their first monthÂ’s premium but then stop paying, insurers cannot drop them from their plans for 90 days.
Â“Under the rule interpreting the law, insurers offering plans on the exchanges must provide a three-month grace period to individuals who have enrolled and who have stopped paying their premiums. In the first 30 days, the insurer must continue to pay incurred claims."

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 12, 2013 10:54 AM (VjL9S)

193 That's my problem, then. I keep trying to use "Bada-Bing."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 02:54 PM (7ObY1)

Big bada-boom!

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multipass at December 12, 2013 10:54 AM (DrWcr)

194 Bing is fine most of the time. I think at this point bitching about Microsoft products is just reflexive for the majority of people. I mean there are tons of things to bitch at Microsoft about (hello Windows

but Bing is not one of them.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 12, 2013 10:54 AM (RZ8pf)

195 I saw Embrace the Suck open for The Pixies, Seattle, 1992.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 10:54 AM (7ObY1)

196 I don't care how French Carla is, she's got to trim that bush. No furry assholes here.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2013 10:55 AM (u2a4R)

197 Big bada-boom! I was wondering why Little Steven Van Zant kept answering.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 10:55 AM (7ObY1)

198

Liberal MSNBC host Ed Schultz received at least $177,000 from labor unions in 2012

Just look at that objective media. I wonder how much the other network newsreaders get from outside groups.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2013 10:55 AM (O3C36)

199 Shit, they should of called us, we are private and TOP notch!

Posted by: The Orca Team at December 12, 2013 10:55 AM (0FSuD)

200 I thought the secret service was supposed to pre-screen pron and hookers for the bigwigs. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2013 02:51 PM (O3C36) Well hookers for sure, but they are not so good at the paying part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 10:56 AM (t3UFN)

201 Cat thread for those with cars getting paw prints.

Zaino Brothers polish
http://tinyurl.com/ch7xuq

You may get a few scratches as the cat slides right off the car but the cat will learn and the car will look amazing.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 10:57 AM (DL2i+)

202 I was expecting The London Boys. Damn this world.

Posted by: Null at December 12, 2013 10:58 AM (P7hip)

203 I googled (not binged) "Carla Bruni" and "nude" and saw the real pics. The problem with being (as she was back then) a skinny model? No tits. Men have repeatedly (and by "repeatedly" I mean 3 million years of evolution-driving mate-selection choices) expressed their preference for BIG BOOBS, even at the cost of having a thicker waist. Kate Upton (for the under-30-years-old example) and Christina Hendricks (for the over-30-years-old example) being the most obvious recent examples of mass preference cascade for the big-boobed yet thick-waisted type. Sure, if someone can manage to have big boobs AND a skinny waist, then that would be even better, but that is very difficult to achieve (Blurred Lines Polack model coming close). But if there was a "one or the other" poll question asked, I think American men would choose "big boobs and a slightly thicker waist" over "narrow waist and flat-chested" by about 75%-25%, at least. Even so, the fashion modeling industry still overwhelmingly prefers skinny to stacked. Why? Well, we all know the reason, but it's rarely vocalized in public, so let me be the one to just say it out loud and endure the brickbats: Because the men in the fashion world are mostly gay, and they prefer boyish bodies as the ideal, so they push that ideal on the American public. There. I said it.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2013 10:58 AM (+cx5n)

204 189 Hookers and blow are the next logical step here. Posted by: U.N. Inspectors and Peacekeepers at December 12, 2013 02:53 PM (Dwehj) Don't forget "Free Healthcare"

Posted by: The Russian Embassy Staff at December 12, 2013 10:58 AM (0FSuD)

205 Good gosh SMOD please strike. Affluenza used as part of a defense of a 16yr old with a 0.24BAC who mows down pedestrians killing four with his F-350. Gets 10 years probation.

And the sick thing is, the father allowed himself to be destroyed in court by a defense psychologist just to get his precious son off the hook.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/235582721.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 11:00 AM (JdUCt)

206 This reinforces my axiom that executives above a certain level cannot be trusted with technology more advanced the a mechanical watch.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2013 11:01 AM (S4AQU)

207 Because the men in the fashion world are mostly gay, and they prefer boyish bodies as the ideal, so they push that ideal on the American public.

There. I said it.
======
True.
I think hillbuzz covered this.

Which is why you'll see such horrible stuff as "fashion." They don't have a clue what a real woman is supposed to wear and look like.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 12, 2013 11:01 AM (VjL9S)

208 Sure, if someone can manage to have big boobs AND a skinny waist, then that would be even better, but that is very difficult to achieve for long

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2013 11:03 AM (S4AQU)

209
Because the men in the fashion world are mostly gay, and they prefer boyish bodies as the ideal, so they push that ideal on the American public.

There. I said it.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2013 02:58 PM (+cx5n)

It's no actual secret, oh Undead One. The gay fashion designers would have preteen boys as models if they thought they could. I think the attraction of models for men is that they're exotic and unattainable. The attraction of Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks is that they've got big gazongas and you want them to bear your children.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

210 Why wasn't NSA all over this like stink on shit? Oh yeah, big muckity mucks are somewhat immuned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2013 11:03 AM (HVff2)

211 Nothing wrong with a boyish body.

Posted by: Miley Virus at December 12, 2013 11:03 AM (Dwehj)

212 The attraction of Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks is that they've got big gazongas and you want them to bear your children. --- I'd settle for just taking a nap on Hendricks' gigantic dirtypillows. They look very comfy.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 11:03 AM (/Crba)

213 ...or hookers and blow, for that matter.

Posted by: Miley Virus at December 12, 2013 11:04 AM (Dwehj)

214 And the sick thing is, the father allowed himself to be destroyed in court by a defense psychologist just to get his precious son off the hook. Hopefully he will be obliterated in civil court with that testimony.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 11:04 AM (MMC8r)

215 Ixquick ain't bad.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2013 11:05 AM (8GKDa)

216 Which is why you'll see such horrible stuff as "fashion." They don't have a clue what a real woman is supposed to wear and look like. That's a big part of it. The other part is these goobers see fashion as "high art". Basically at this point anything flattering and attractive has been done to death in all permutations. So how do they do something new and bold? UGLY STUFF! Genius!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 11:05 AM (P7Wsr)

217

@205 And the sick thing is, the father allowed himself to be destroyed in court by a defense psychologist just to get his precious son off the hook.

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Not really. A bunch of people that he's never met and likely never will might read an article making him look like a parent who spoils his kid (not exactly a catastrophic reputation to have, mind you). The people who actually know him will know that he traded his integrity for his son.

He'll get some hate mail in the short term. But I doubt that there will be much of a long-term effect for him.

Posted by: junior at December 12, 2013 11:05 AM (UWFpX)

218 Honey has always worked better than money in the spy business.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 11:05 AM (t3UFN)

219 You want to make them screwing up the website into this grand philosophical Crisis of Liberalism, when really all it means is...they screwed up the website.

Other decidedly non-Marxist countries have managed to implement national hc before there were websites to screw up, whatever their flaws.

Posted by: blue.dot at December 12, 2013 02:15 PM (slETN)

Sure, just because the Leftist sh!t-stains over-promised and under-delivered from Day One is no reflection on the ability of the Central Planners(tm) to direct complex systems with millions of moving parts with absolute precision.

Speaking of the wonders of nationalized healthcare, that's why we hear about all the rich Americans jetting off to Canada for their medical treatment.

Dullard.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop posting from work at December 12, 2013 11:06 AM (T6MoX)

220
Damn. Nobody tell the Chinese, but all it would take to get me to spill my guts is a couple or three hot Asian chicks, and a few million dollars.

Bonus gut spillage if the hot Asian Tomatoes are dressed up in comic con outfits.

*It ~~helps~~ hurts that I don't actually know anything the Chinese would be interested in, (Hi Bob from the NSA!), but if I did....chicks, cash.

**God help me if I ever have to apply for a security clearance again.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 11:06 AM (0IhFx)

221 That's a big part of it. The other part is these goobers see fashion as "high art". Basically at this point anything flattering and attractive has been done to death in all permutations. So how do they do something new and bold? UGLY STUFF! Genius! --- Hence the Zoolander movie with the "Derelicte" line of hobo-style clothing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 11:06 AM (/Crba)

222 Shit. Stepped on my tongue, again. Hurts like the dickens.

Posted by: Miley Virus at December 12, 2013 11:06 AM (Dwehj)

223 The attraction of Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks is that they've got big gazongas and you want them to bear your children.

You had me at gazongas.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 11:06 AM (GQ8sn)

224 Anybody here with Photoshop skills willing to do a fellow moron a solid? How hard would it be to put one of those "beanie with a propeller" things on this pic? http://tinyurl.com/py7bzrr I've got a buddy that is about 6" taller than Sebastian, here, and really want to F with him.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 12, 2013 11:07 AM (nttL5)

225 It occurred to me that Ellen Degeneres dresses like a pre-pubescent David Cassidy.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 11:07 AM (V70Uh)

226 "88 Why it's almost as if our technocratic betters are really just a bunch of stammering clusterfucks of miserable failures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2013 02:23 PM (B0gqn)"

I'm sure they all consider themselves "idea people". As someone who gets paid to be an "idea person" in the corporate world, all I can do is shake my head at how obtuse they actually are. They are, at best, shameless self-promoters who gain a following by telling people even more mediocre than themselves (e.g. any troll who has posted here in the past decade) that they are part of something special.

I get that some people on the Right here in the US don't like Nietzsche because of his numerous disparaging comments on Christianity, but damn if that guy didn't nail the psychology of these two-bit socialist-leaning living abortions. Check out any of his commentary on the "socialist rabble" infecting Europe in his day and it aligns 100% to what we see here in the US today.

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at December 12, 2013 11:08 AM (ab876)

227 Hips must be big enough to make many, many beautiful children.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 11:08 AM (V70Uh)

228 being the most obvious recent examples of mass preference cascade for the big-boobed yet thick-waisted type. Thick waisted type = prime breeding stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 11:08 AM (FNtJ6)

229 It occurred to me that Ellen Degeneres dresses like a pre-pubescent David Cassidy.

Word.

Posted by: Danny Bonerducci at December 12, 2013 11:09 AM (Dwehj)

230 Liberal MSNBC host Ed Schultz received at least $177,000 from labor unions in 2012 I think all the MSNBC celebrities get beaucoup speaking fees. I wonder what their actual salaries are. During his heyday, Michael Jordan could have given up his Bulls salary and not even noticed.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 11:09 AM (xSegX)

231 During his heyday, Michael Jordan could have given up his Bulls salary and not even noticed. --- The Nike money, the Energizer money, the "Jordan-approved" porno series, the Jordan brand tampons...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 11:10 AM (/Crba)

232 Newed one.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 12, 2013 11:11 AM (LSJmV)

233 It occurred to me that Ellen Degeneres dresses like a pre-pubescent David Cassidy. Pukka shell necklaces?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 11:11 AM (7ObY1)

234 Thick waisted type = prime breeding stock. Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 03:08 PM (FNtJ6) That's what I am talking about. http://tinyurl.com/n4s6pjn

Posted by: Obama LIVs at December 12, 2013 11:11 AM (0FSuD)

235 There was a whole Mad Men episode about this. Every girl is a curve or a line, a Marylin or a Jackie. Both can be extraordinarily attractive. The Jackies have a better shot at holding up over the long run. Some Marylins do, but they have more gravity to fight.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 11:16 AM (A0sHn)

236 These lame-kids in the Obama administration all think they're geniuses cuz twice they got TFG elected. but- they forget they did this with 100% percent positive backing by the MSM and entertainment industry. If Oblabla got, say, 25% of the GWB treatment- TFG election/re-election = FAIL. Put these same lame ass poll-sci clowns on anything that requires brains and talent - automatic FAIL. No surprises here. Dumb people acting dumb.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2013 11:17 AM (0cMkb)

237 The problem isn't that "naked pictures of Carla Bruni" infected suckers' computers with malware - it's that none of them were willing to click on the antidote site, "naked pictures of Michelle Obama"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 12, 2013 11:20 AM (WxJTH)

238 >>I think she really has a problem with women of light color. Posted by: Cheri Perhaps it is with women of light weight.

Posted by: Aviator at December 12, 2013 11:20 AM (DI+ja)

239 188 Diplomats are just people who write big checks during election cycles. Why people insist on thinking they're smart is beyond me. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 02:53 PM (0LHZx) Your hoping the smart part came with earning the money, sadly that's rarely the case.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2013 11:21 AM (uPUrh)

240 Too many comments to read 'em all.... has anybody snarked

Top
Men?

Posted by: backhoe at December 12, 2013 11:27 AM (ULH4o)

241 In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

Posted by: Beorn at December 12, 2013 11:51 AM (dGF4J)

242 I'm laughing at the superior intellect.

Posted by: James T Kirk who didn't click the link at December 12, 2013 11:52 AM (dvRYt)

243 It's a trap!

Posted by: Pervy Admiral Akbar who should have known better than to click ace's link at December 12, 2013 11:57 AM (dvRYt)

244 Raise your hands that Cankles Clinton was one of the one caught trying to look! Oh, Huma was with her in Africa. Poor Hill still looks pitiful even with Huma's guidance on how to dress (or whatever her job is while Bill is interviewing interns for 2014).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at December 12, 2013 01:35 PM (baL2B)

245 OK, I'm the *only* one who watched the 1st season of CHUCK? This was a freakin' plot line!!!

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at December 12, 2013 03:08 PM (3ONFH)

246 google "Dunning Kruger Effect"

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Why The Incompetent DonÂ’t Know TheyÂ’re Incompetent

Posted by: anon at December 12, 2013 03:35 PM (1rRMG)

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