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April 20, 2013

How many clicks to find anything on the internet? [Purp]
— Open Blogger

If you started out with a completely random bullshit Bing/Google search for some phrase like "petulent aluminum cows stampede", how many clicks are needed to reach every reachable place on the internet? My theory is the answer is 5 or less.
Within 3 clicks, an initial random search for the "petulent aluminum cows stampede" phrase brought me to this video about $20 cardboard bicycles made from 95% recycled materials.

If you can get from aluminum cows to cardboard bicycles in three clicks, surely you can get from anywhere to anywhere else in 5 or less, right?

Open thread. Report back on your explorations.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:52 AM | Comments (179)
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1 Started with snickers-and-doritos recipes. ended with this: http://tinyurl.com/c4fd72q

Posted by: CAC at April 20, 2013 08:58 AM (EG3zf)

2 I can't report on that. What I would like to know is if Glenn Beck has some earth shaking information about the Saudi National why doesn't he just report it now instead of waiting until Monday? I don't watch his show and I'm sure that he cares deeply about America, but good grief he can be a drama king!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 08:58 AM (BVq/X)

3 What I would like to know is if Glenn Beck has some earth shaking information about the Saudi National why doesn't he just report it now instead of waiting until Monday? I don't watch his show and I'm sure that he cares deeply about America, but good grief he can be a drama king! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 12:58 PM (BVq/X) BECAUSE BUY GOLD!!!

Posted by: CAC at April 20, 2013 09:00 AM (EG3zf)

4 ...as if to curtail North Korean insanity... yesterday's Financial Times: "China has deployed near Taiwan a powerful missile designed to take out US aircraft carriers as Beijing strengthens its ability to prevent US forces from aiding Taiwan during potential conflict. The deployment of the DF-21D anti-ship ballistic missile comes as ChinaÂ’s army develops greater long-range and offensive capabilities."

Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at April 20, 2013 09:01 AM (MhA4j)

5
For even more fun, just type in "porn" and you can start your new career reading the results.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2013 09:01 AM (SAMxH)

6 BECAUSE BUY GOLD!!! *** Exactly! Advertising revenue.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:01 AM (piMMO)

7 I wanted to price old turbo 400 transmissions, but I only wrote 400 tranny. Strange world we live in.

Posted by: Ook? at April 20, 2013 09:01 AM (OQpzc)

8 Just great!...now you've broken the internet!

Searching for the phrase "petulent aluminum cows stampede" returns a single result now...an endless loop back to this post.

I was so looking forward to riding my recycled cardboard bicycle after watching endless videos of petulant aluminum cows stampeding.

...and you broke it.

Posted by: MJN1957 at April 20, 2013 09:01 AM (lJJh9)

9 If you enter 'google' into Google, you can break the Internet.

Posted by: Jen Barber at April 20, 2013 09:03 AM (MMC8r)

10 well, not quite on topic (I don;t even understand the question), buthow about this:
I went to Google and typed in
"george bush was a brilliant president"
and got two results.
I tried
"george bush is a brilliant president"
and got five results. then I tired
"barack obama is a brilliant president"

guess how many results?

Posted by: mallfly at April 20, 2013 09:04 AM (bJm7W)

11 What I would like to know is if Glenn Beck has some earth shaking information about the Saudi National why doesn't he just report it now instead of waiting until Monday? If he has earth shaking news....I'll read about it online almost immediately after he airs it...and I'll get to pass on all the BUY GOLD NAOW!!!1! commercials.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 09:05 AM (eyJh9)

12 if Glenn Beck has some earth shaking information about [whatever] ...he got it from A.Jones /nuttin like blowing things out of proportion "O, the humanity!"

Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at April 20, 2013 09:05 AM (MhA4j)

13 someone posted this on facebook:
"Obama is a brilliant President. Everyone single one of his policies has been a monumental success. He is the only leader in history who was ever mature enough to lead a free republic like the United States of America."

guess the date.

Posted by: mallfly at April 20, 2013 09:06 AM (bJm7W)

14 For even more fun, just type in "porn" and you can start your new career reading the results. The corollary to Open Blogger's Law: You'll never get to the fifth click, because you'll find porn first, and forget what you were doing.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 09:07 AM (eyJh9)

15 From what I heard Beck say yesterday when talking about it, the main reason he was waiting until Monday was because he didn't have a hard copy of the document he was referencing. That may of course be total BS, and I will be totally unsurprised if on Monday he says his source just couldn't get the document to him.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2013 09:07 AM (WvcBR)

16 to lead a free republic like the United States of America." /to hell. But not back.

Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at April 20, 2013 09:07 AM (MhA4j)

17 These searches keep Skynet confused. So don't stop.

Posted by: eman at April 20, 2013 09:08 AM (71gyQ)

18 Re Beck, I hope it's not this crap he's clinging to: http://t.co/kPqmki1mIq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:09 AM (piMMO)

19 NDH, Beck is claiming it has something to do with the Saudi kid supposedly being neck-deep in the bombings.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2013 09:10 AM (WvcBR)

20 as if there's a huge difference between Beck's willingness to speculate for inflated ratings and any other incredible media source. "Look! I see a dog. Is it a canine? It's barking!" squirrel

Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at April 20, 2013 09:11 AM (MhA4j)

21 Try "Ewok trash can"

Posted by: eman at April 20, 2013 09:11 AM (71gyQ)

22 GOOD GRAVY !
who shall I badmouth ?
obutthead ?
harry the pederist ?
shumer ?
sharpton ?
sawyer ?
chuck todd ?
shillery ?
billery ?
a thousand other douchebag assholes ruining our country ?
NO !
GLENN BECK GOLD and CAPITALISM !!
NO WONDER WE KEEP LOSING
FUUUUUCK !!!!!

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:12 AM (usWYv)

23 as if there's a huge difference between Beck's willingness to speculate for inflated ratings and any other incredible media source. *** True, but if it's of any real value, why hold off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:13 AM (piMMO)

24 GOOD GRAVY ! who shall I badmouth ? obutthead ? harry the pederist ? shumer ? sharpton ? sawyer ? chuck todd ? shillery ? billery ? a thousand other douchebag assholes ruining our country ? NO ! GLENN BECK GOLD and CAPITALISM !! NO WONDER WE KEEP LOSING FUUUUUCK !!!!! *** Don't get yer britches up yer ass. Nobody cares that he makes money. But if he has anything of real value, why blackmail the admin until Monday?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:14 AM (piMMO)

25 guess the date.

Posted by: mallfly at April 20, 2013 01:06 PM (bJm7W)

The date you defriended him/her?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 20, 2013 09:16 AM (X6akg)

26 I AM COMMANDO !!! take that bitches !

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:16 AM (usWYv)

27 I searched 'Obama College Transcripts' ......got nuthin'

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 20, 2013 09:16 AM (XvrTA)

28 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 01:13 PM (piMMO)

From what he said, he didn't want to run with it until he had the document, which he said would be Monday (conveniently). That's where the "govt better come clean before now and then" thing came from. He's framing it in such a way as to give himself integrity by indicating that he won't tell all until he can back it up with the document.

Don't get me wrong, I like Beck and find him entertaining, but he likes to go over the top with things like this.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2013 09:17 AM (WvcBR)

29 28 I searched 'Obama College Transcripts' ......got nuthin' Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 20, 2013 01:16 PM (XvrTA) Did you try broth certificate?

Posted by: LindaFell at April 20, 2013 09:17 AM (PGO8C)

30 I wasn't badmouthing him. I just asked a question and no, I'm not sorry I said he can be a drama king. Seriously-he would be good as an actor-One of those old time melodramas where people take pregnant pauses and roll their eyes. I think he really does care about America but he takes himself far too seriously. "I want you to listen to this very carefully.."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:18 AM (BVq/X)

31 Birth not broth

Posted by: LindaFell at April 20, 2013 09:18 AM (PGO8C)

32 Don't get me wrong, I like Beck and find him entertaining, but he likes to go over the top with things like this. *** As do I, but playing games with national security issues isn't cool.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)

33 32 Birth not broth Posted by: LindaFell at April 20, 2013 01:18 PM (PGO8C) Broth might work better actually

Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 20, 2013 09:19 AM (fzFF6)

34 As do I, but playing games with national security issues isn't cool.

now your just fuckin with me

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:20 AM (usWYv)

35 I just performed a search on "slightly overweight and balding malodorous shit bags" and low and behold, the very first hit produced an image of Marco Rubio!

Posted by: Drone Squadron at April 20, 2013 09:20 AM (Cs2tJ)

36 now your just fuckin with me ***

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:21 AM (piMMO)

37 I just performed a search on "slightly overweight and balding malodorous shit bags" and low and behold, the very first hit produced an image of Marco Rubio! *** Watch out! You might piss someone off!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:21 AM (piMMO)

38 Marco Rubio smiles like a fucking donut.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 20, 2013 09:22 AM (++kZl)

39 I hope you enjoy this game.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:22 AM (I2LwF)

40 awww shit Im over it and dressed now !
carry on ...

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:23 AM (usWYv)

41 As do I, but playing games with national security issues isn't cool. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 01:18 PM (piMMO) Totally true. He could have added enough attention to the Saudi that the Chechnya link was ignored. Whatever sets of dots he attempts to connect (after you learn, buy gold !!) probably won't affect National Security much now. What I have already learned is that I should never wear a baseball cap the same color as the terrorists, and that I will have to hide my true intentions involving canning garden vegetables when I get a new pressure cooker this summer.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 20, 2013 09:24 AM (Qxe/p)

42 This post sucks.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 20, 2013 09:24 AM (++kZl)

43 How many clicks to get to porn?

Posted by: Kristophr at April 20, 2013 09:26 AM (wYVte)

44 45 How many clicks to get to porn? Posted by: Kristophr at April 20, 2013 01:26 PM (wYVte) One. After you click the link, the porn will find you. Kinda like being in Russia!

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 20, 2013 09:28 AM (Qxe/p)

45 I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Obama admin had a Saudi National they want to deport who was part of the bombing and who was connected with the royal family. Obama does like bowing to the Saudis..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:28 AM (BVq/X)

46 the cardboard bicycle will change the world by crippling millions of people who leave it out in the rain and then try to ride it......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2013 09:28 AM (GVxQo)

47 I rock out to Beck's music! But not when I'm crawling on my belly hunting deer with a shotgun.

Posted by: John Kerry at April 20, 2013 09:29 AM (ypzqs)

48 With what Walid Shoebat found about Beck's Saudi kid the question will be how did he get a student visa not the he was the lookout for the money that financed the bombing. Saudi has ties to several Al-Qaeda Terrorists and how did he get a student visa. http://tinyurl.com/c3bbdq3

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 20, 2013 09:29 AM (CdeLs)

49 Petulant Aluminum Cow Stampede would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 09:30 AM (+z4pE)

50 What I have already learned is that I should never wear a baseball cap the same color as the terrorists, and that I will have to hide my true intentions involving canning garden vegetables when I get a new pressure cooker this summer.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 20, 2013 01:24 PM (Qxe/p)

Ironically as the wife and I are busy trying to cut back on expenses, pressure cooker was on our list of things to get (to allow us to cook crappier cuts of meat faster.)

Not so much now I guess since I don't want to end up on a red flag list.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 09:30 AM (GaqMa)

51 Unlike some others here, I don't want to click and end up getting porn. ;^) I once tried to type in a name of a local community theatre group and unfortunately ended up with something very , very theatrical but not in a good way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:31 AM (BVq/X)

52 From the Daily Mail:

The two men arrested last night in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings drive a car with the licence plate that reads: Â‘Terrorista #1Â’

The students, named be neighbours by their first names Azmat and Diaz, drive a black BMW 330XI with the personalised plate and a sticker on the back which reads: Â‘F*** you, you f****** f****Â’.

They are thought to be from Kazakhstan and had not been seen since the bombings until last night when their ground floor apartment in New Bedford, MA, was raided by a dozen FBI agents at gunpoint.

Interesting article: http://tinyurl.com/chnjevr

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 20, 2013 09:31 AM (X6akg)

53 My grandmother used to cook with a pressure cooker but they scare the crap out of me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:32 AM (piMMO)

54 Unlike some others here, I don't want to click and end up getting porn. ;^) I once tried to type in a name of a local community theatre group and unfortunately ended up with something very , very theatrical but not in a good way. *** It's been defunct for years now but I am STILL VERY, VERY pissed about Whitehouse.com.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:33 AM (piMMO)

55 Who was the man on the roof at the bombing?

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 20, 2013 09:33 AM (+9AX9)

Not waste good adjectives I searched "petulant aluminum flying squid". I got a link to "Dogs have bigger brains than cats because..." and as God is my witness I swear the 5th link down is below and it links to a Keith Olberman video: (Libtards have taken over and left shit trails all through the internet)

Countdown: Bush's Hissy Fit | Crooks and Liars

by Nicole Belle - More by Nicole Belle

Oct 30, 2007 Â– Flying Squid (not verified) Â— 10/30/07 9:41am ..... His cruelty, selfishness, petulance and evil are also obvious if you pause for five minutes to ...

Posted by: Guido at April 20, 2013 09:33 AM (NQq8e)

57 My dad sent this to me today, via email. He's a bit behind, but it's good to know he's catching up. Worth a re-read for those of us that had already read it. http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/09/i-have-a-plan-to-destroy-america-by-richard-d-lamm/ *he didn't send me the actual Michelle link, just the text that someone had sent him. I in turn, sent him the IBD link that Vic offered up this morning about the world gone crazy, and the disgusting liberal media (thanks, again, Vic).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 20, 2013 09:33 AM (XYSwB)

58 My grandmother used to cook with a pressure cooker but they scare the crap out of me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 01:32 PM (piMMO)

I am to understand they've come along way since the old days of weights on a vent hole.

The newer models involve some fancy spring mechanism and about 100 backups to avoid problems.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 09:34 AM (GaqMa)

59 Anybody but me wonder if Joker was the leader and roped the Tamer brother who was previously ok with just being a soldier in the Cloward/Piven army into things vs being the young innocent?

Posted by: PaleRider at April 20, 2013 09:34 AM (m+nIW)

BTW Purp, I got Visual Studio 2012 and am having a blast reviewing everything. I hope that, once I get back up to speed, I can find some grunt work being a code monkey on my own.

Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 09:34 AM (+z4pE)

61 Let's ask the owl in the tree. "One. Two. (CRUNCH!) Three!)

Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 20, 2013 09:34 AM (eQnzo)

62 So it was the cardboard bicycle that changed the world?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 20, 2013 09:34 AM (/mGJa)

63 Who was the man on the roof at the bombing? *** I believe he was waiting on a party to start.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:35 AM (piMMO)

64 How stupid can these New Bedford types be? "Gee.....I think I'll ride around with a license plate saying Terrtorista." On the other hand, nobody caught it before??!@!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:35 AM (BVq/X)

65 I am to understand they've come along way since the old days of weights on a vent hole.The newer models involve some fancy spring mechanism and about 100 backups to avoid problems. ** I remember that little thing bobbling around at the top of the pot, just dying to blow somebody's head off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:36 AM (piMMO)

66 Terrorista #1. Is not a license plate number. There are no# signs in a license plate and we only have seven spaces in MA

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:36 AM (HVhqu)

67 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 01:32 PM (piMMO)

You just have to be careful what you cook in them; don't cook anything that could clog the relief valve...as my mom discovered a few months ago while trying to cook something with gravy, which ended up on the kitchen ceiling.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2013 09:36 AM (WvcBR)

68 Whatever happened with the MA car with backpacks in it going over the border to CA?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:36 AM (BVq/X)

69 "Gee.....I think I'll ride around with a license plate saying Terrtorista." On the other hand, nobody caught it before??!@! *** It's the 'A' at the end. It makes it sound cute. Kinda like adding a 'Y' to the end of anything.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:37 AM (piMMO)

70 Most things that I search for I can reach in 1 or 2 clicks. If you now a little about something it helps a lot. The problems arise when the search criteria is ambiguous or you really don't know about something about the item.

Posted by: Vic at April 20, 2013 09:37 AM (53z96)

71 Petulant Aluminum Cow Stampede would be a great name for a band. - BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 01:30 PM Took over 50 comments to get to the obvious. Congrats, BB

Posted by: A. Mindful but Petulant Aluminumworker at April 20, 2013 09:37 AM (9xhPY)

72 Maybe a cardboard rickshaw.

Posted by: Knave at April 20, 2013 09:37 AM (cipri)

73 Terrorista #1. Is not a license plate number. There are no# signs in a license plate and we only have seven spaces in MA *** It's one of those custom tags, not a state thingy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 09:37 AM (piMMO)

74 Well heading home from lovely Ft Walton Beach and the 71st and last Doolittle Raiders reunion. This morning spent about two hours with the warbirds. 3 SNJs, 3 T-6s, and 4 B-25J bombers. They all took off to a final flyover so had a lot radial engines roaring. Unfortunately the B-25 Panchito had an engine mechanical, aborted, and landed safely. The other planes did the flyover. Catch everyone later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2013 09:38 AM (ts0yx)

75 I searched "what was the left hand doing yesterday"

http://tinyurl.com/bongv9t

http://tinyurl.com/ceq8yxz

Then I searched "bastards" and the US Congress website came up first.

One click!

Posted by: Drone Squadron at April 20, 2013 09:40 AM (Cs2tJ)

76 Be careful or else you will commite "Google Seppuku": http://tinyurl.com/2yja97

Posted by: Mirror Universe Uncle Ghastly at April 20, 2013 09:42 AM (XvHmy)

77 Enter stage right: "Machines for Sale"

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 20, 2013 09:42 AM (ixck/)

78 I'm getting lots of new Facebook friends lately.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at April 20, 2013 09:43 AM (JQuNB)

Catch everyone later.

Drive safely.

When they hold the Warbird air show over at the Cape, a lot of them fly close to Casa Backwardio. You can hear them coming a long ways away. Most of them cruise around 2K alt which gives a good view. Have seen several Mustangs in formation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 09:44 AM (+z4pE)

80 truman it's the kind you put on the front of your car....not an actual plate....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2013 09:44 AM (GVxQo)

81 Really; What kind of Moron has a vanity plate with "Terrorista" on it?!!. Even if they did nothing wrong they deserve to be locked up for insensitivity and stupidity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:45 AM (BVq/X)

82 I keep getting Kevin Bacon by the 3rd or 4th click.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 20, 2013 09:46 AM (pxDth)

83 Glenn Beck. Beck started out as generic conservative validater. Just repeating the standard lines on big government, etc. and it worked for him for quite a while. Then he started his self confessed "education" and tried to envision himself a deep thinker. Problem is, he shown he's just the opposite of a deep thinker. He jumps at the lasted thing he happens to read and takes it as gospel without any critical thought. Never thinking how or if his newest theory fits into any historical fact or content.
I see him as our version of Jon Stewart, someone passing themselves off as a lovable clown with a deep intellect. When in fact they're neither.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 20, 2013 09:46 AM (Fz2C7)

It's the 'A' at the end. It makes it sound cute. Kinda like adding a 'Y' to the end of anything.

Or a "Z" at the end of a word instead of an "S"

Posted by: Marybeth at April 20, 2013 09:46 AM (zFUKI)

85 81 Collings foundation is gonna be at the little airport next to me weds-fri

Posted by: DAve at April 20, 2013 09:46 AM (XDC0v)

86 He also requested details on how outside attorneys would be granted security clearances necessary to adequately represent those who would be discussing the matters in question with congressional investigators.

Â“Some witnesses may be required to retain personal counsel to represent them before the committee and in the event the agency subsequently retaliates against them for cooperating with the committeeÂ’s investigation,Â” he wrote.

Â“Additional witnesses may be compelled by subpoena to give testimony to the committee and can be reasonably expected to retain personal counsel at that time,Â” he added.

Posted by: Ray Donavan at April 20, 2013 09:47 AM (e8kgV)

82truman

it's the kind you put on the front of your car....not an actual plate....

_______________

Here in Florida, at least, we call them vanity plates

Posted by: Marybeth at April 20, 2013 09:47 AM (zFUKI)

88 I googled "petulant aluminum cow condoms" and now we are talking. Below info. just below the Durex Pleasure Products. Is it the "condoms" part that links to Blowbama? Obama - Land of the depraved, home of the weird ~ Weekly World Inquisitor ...
... says scientists Â· Aliens abduct entire cow herds: Extraterrestrials stop mutilating cows and ... Vatican launches range of condoms - with holes - Pope-approved rubbers help sinners ... said NewWorldDisorder, a Usenet researcher and aluminum foil salesman. ... So he's spending his last days like a petulant toddler on PCP.

Posted by: Guido at April 20, 2013 09:48 AM (NQq8e)

89 Does anyone want a new member of their family? My 13 year old wants to eat every 3 hours!! Talk about eating one out of house and home

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:48 AM (BVq/X)

90 jumps at the lasted thing ?
is that the thing that lasted or the thing thats last ?

sorry I denounce myself

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:48 AM (usWYv)

91 Here in Florida, at least, we call them vanity plates

Posted by: Marybeth at April 20, 2013 01:47 PM (zFUKI)

I think vanity plates are actually issued by the state but you customize it. What's on that car is just a fake 'cutesy' thing.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 20, 2013 09:49 AM (X6akg)

92 lasted latest. Potato potato.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 20, 2013 09:51 AM (Fz2C7)

93 apparently not "fake" an certaintly not "cute"

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:51 AM (usWYv)

Neato, DAve. Going up in anything?

I went up in The Tin Goose when I first moved down here. That was a blast, still have the cap pin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 09:51 AM (+z4pE)

95 91: LOL, hmm maybe that is why 13 used to be considered adulhood. I can't afford to feed you anymore you're on your own.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 20, 2013 09:52 AM (m+nIW)

96 The thing about that terrorista plate that really grinds my gears is the heart dotting the I.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:52 AM (I2LwF)

97 So, I repeat, did Breitbart hire Beck when we weren't looking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2013 09:52 AM (GEICT)

98 54 From the Daily Mail: Interesting tidbit from that article: Two Russian speaking men in their early 20s later arrived at the apartment and told reporters they were journalists from the Boston Globe. They then entered the apartment through an unlocked patio door. When asked what they were doing they said: Â‘We are friends of theirs. They are talking, they are talkingÂ’ and closed the door.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 09:52 AM (eyJh9)

I think vanity plates are actually issued by the state but you customize it. What's on that car is just a fake 'cutesy' thing.

_________________________

Tami, you're right - mea culpa.

But I bet if these losers could have made their front and back plate say "Terrorista", they would have.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 20, 2013 09:52 AM (zFUKI)

100 truman the thing that bothers me about it is it looks like something from the Umass Dartmouth book store....wTF?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2013 09:54 AM (GVxQo)

101 potato potato ?
oh... nevermind.... I just change that in my mind
I get it

Posted by: alec at April 20, 2013 09:54 AM (usWYv)

102 There's nothing unusual about two Russians claiming to be globe journos and breaking into a crime scene. The real globe journos are just like that.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:54 AM (I2LwF)

103 I'm pretty sure pigs just flew by my window.....

Bill Maher rips lib professor for comparing violence in Islam to Christianity:

http://tinyurl.com/cnrysc8

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 20, 2013 09:55 AM (X6akg)

104 Phoenixgirl, that is definitely our logo and in our colors. I don't know how they got it like that. Granted, I've only been in he bookstore twice, but I didn't see anything like that.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:55 AM (I2LwF)

105 I binged 'scoamf' and got 44,900 results.

Great job, moron horde!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at April 20, 2013 09:55 AM (Gmp2Z)

106 I'm a Corsair, but I root for the Minutemen sports teams since they're D1.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:56 AM (I2LwF)

107 When he's not eating he's either looking at me reproachfully or scowling-in between sometimes he's a funny, nice boy. I will not make it out of his teen years without a lot of prayer

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 09:57 AM (BVq/X)

108 Is Bad Cat Robot, real name "S Chase" a poster or lurker here?

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:57 AM (I2LwF)

109 Or masturbating, Fenelon. If he's not right in front of you, he's masturbating. You're welcome.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 09:58 AM (I2LwF)

110 Did you know that VietNam is now the second largest coffee producing country, behind Brazil.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 20, 2013 09:59 AM (e8kgV)

111 OT: Stunning Hubble picture of the Horsehead Nebula in infrared. (The Hubble is now 23 freaking years old, btw. Zat make ya feel old, or what?). http://tinyurl.com/cerutvx

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 09:59 AM (eyJh9)

112 Bill Maher rips lib professor for comparing violence in Islam to Christianity:

He's done it since at least 2011:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-slams- muslim-mens-treatment-of-women-gets-heckled- by-audience-member/

Remove spaces

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 20, 2013 09:59 AM (QTHTd)

113 So Maher has some limits eh?

I wonder how that $1M Obama donation is working out for him?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 20, 2013 10:00 AM (/gHaE)

114 I am to understand they've come along way since the old days of weights on a vent hole.The newer models involve some fancy spring mechanism and about 100 backups to avoid problems. Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 01:34 PM (GaqMa) One thing about the weight on the vent hole, it is dead-nuts simple and pretty well foolproof. The old Presto cooker my mother used had that feature, plus it had a safety valve, in the form of a rubber disc with a metal rivet captive within it. Should the internal pressure exceed safe limits, the whole rubber disc was supposed to blow out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2013 10:01 AM (fNpC1)

115 When I was still considering going into a career in space science, the Hubble was going to revolutionize our understanding of space. It did, and it does. Spacecraft are one thing government does that actually deliver what they promise to.

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 10:01 AM (I2LwF)

116 Actually 2010:http://www.debbieschlussel.com/21509/ must-watch-video-on-islam-bill-maher-has-the -guts-fox-news-oreilly-beck-vannity-dont/

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 20, 2013 10:01 AM (QTHTd)

117 http://tinyurl.com/c95t4kx poor wittle terrorist was manipulated by his older evil brother //

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 20, 2013 10:02 AM (GVxQo)

118 I wonder how far back this goes.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 20, 2013 10:02 AM (QTHTd)

119

One other observation. If I goggle my real name it takes me at least 15 clicks to find a link with accurate or factual information.

If you goggle 'Seamus Muldoon' on the other hand you will get right to the story of Jack Gordon's curious disappearance in the San Luis Valley of Colorado in 2008.

(I'm trying to be more creative with my hit-whoring as opposed to just saying 'link in nick')

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 20, 2013 10:02 AM (pxDth)

120

Since it's an open thread, and I see some different 'Ettes, it's Rav PSA time again.

Calling all 'Ettes (commenting or lurking) who like crafts, think they might like crafts, or are at least able to be in a room with crafts happening without running away screaming in terror.

We've started a Ravelry group called "'Ettes of the Moron Horde" as a place to unwind from politics and help increase the general knowledge of the Horde Mind.

Ravelry is mostly about needlecraft, and requires a free account, but the group is general interest with threads about gardening, writing, cooking, etc. along with those about knitting and crocheting. All 'Ettes are welcome, we'd love the chance to get to know you better.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 20, 2013 10:03 AM (wbeNt)

121 I have a Breaking News question.

I just read on Drudge that the wee sweet jihadist youth was twittering away during the manhunt yesterday. Now, I may be a moron, but I know, from my NCIS-LA knowledge and other information that I cannot reveal, that cell phones have GPS for "pinging" your position. Maybe it was a "throw away phone" but he could not have had too many and,duh, wouldn't you think they may have followed his social networking?

As they (I hope) knew his twitter name and stuff, and he had to use a cell phone to twitter away that he was "at peace" during the manhunt...well, why did it take the boat man to find him?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 10:04 AM (baL2B)

122 I did a search on Three In Custody in New Bedford. I finally found this: http://tinyurl.com/bs2bjh

Posted by: CarolT at April 20, 2013 10:04 AM (z4WKX)

123 >>>>>Vietnam is now the second largest coffee producing country Yeah, but they produce the lowest grade of coffee. It tastes like mud.

Posted by: L, elle at April 20, 2013 10:05 AM (0PiQ4)

124 I wonder how that $1M Obama donation is working out for him?

Against Romney, who wanted us to help out the noble rebels in Syria? I reckon that donation is not bothering Maher much.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 20, 2013 10:06 AM (QTHTd)

125 Is Bad Cat Robot, real name "S Chase" a poster or lurker here?

Posted by: Truman North at April 20, 2013 01:57 PM (I2LwF)

Yes. She frequently comments on the Sunday Book Thread if you're trying to contact her.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 20, 2013 10:06 AM (wbeNt)

126 It tastes like mud.

Posted by: L, elle at April 20, 2013 02:05 PM (0PiQ4)

*****

(all together now)

That's odd, it was just ground this morning.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 20, 2013 10:06 AM (pxDth)

127

Does anyone want a new member of their family? My 13 year old wants to eat every 3 hours!! Talk about eating one out of house and home.

I loathe those commercials that say x-amount of children go to bed hungry.

Anybody who's ever had one knows they're always hungry. I don't think BBoySquared got full until he was about 19 years old. Growing up, his favorite toy was the fridge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 10:06 AM (+z4pE)

128 poor wittle terrorist was manipulated by his older evil brother

Sure, blame the dead guy. That always works.

Bottom line is he placed a bomb right next to an 8yo little kid. His bro wasn't right beside him with a gun to his head when that happened.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 20, 2013 10:07 AM (/gHaE)

129 very good, Seamus. Ha!

Posted by: L, elle at April 20, 2013 10:08 AM (0PiQ4)

130 @125 I think a lot of phone GPS units are not very accurate to within a short distance (dozens of yards, I'd guess).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2013 10:09 AM (P7hip)

131 All righty then. Have fun y'all. It's back to splitting firewood for this old man. I'm channeling Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 20, 2013 10:09 AM (pxDth)

132 Thank you, Tami. I wanted more info on the story of the three in New Bedford. I'm going to have to download Daily Mail App on my iPhone again. It's more accurate than Boston and US papers, with the exception of Investor's Business Daily editorials.

Posted by: CarolT at April 20, 2013 10:09 AM (z4WKX)

133 "Does anyone want a new member of their family? My 13 year old wants to eat every 3 hours!! Talk about eating one out of house and home." I grew up with six brothers, after we were all grown and out of the house it took my mother years to figure out how to shop. She would be throwing away deli meat every week as she overbought.

Posted by: madamex at April 20, 2013 10:10 AM (Tj05I)

134 "update + 8+ yr + old + website + add + troll + proof +registration + prevent + double +posting"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 20, 2013 10:10 AM (5Hl3g)

135 I just read on Drudge that the wee sweet jihadist youth was twittering away during the manhunt yesterday. Read the article again. His last 'tweet' was on Wednesday at 12:30 PM.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 10:11 AM (eyJh9)

136

When I was still considering going into a career in space science, the Hubble was going to revolutionize our understanding of space.

It did, and it does. Spacecraft are one thing government does that actually deliver what they promise to.

TN,

There are certain things that are simply not going to fly in the a market economy (like spaceflight and certain basic science) that I think is acceptable for government to supply funds to (with the consent of the populace of course.)

These typically fall in the realm of "because we want to" types of sciences.

That and things that simply can't be divvied up (like providing for the national defense) are pretty much the limits of government IMHO.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 10:11 AM (GaqMa)

137

Yeah, I'm outta here too, gonna go play with VB for a while and get ready for my gig tonite at the Cabbage Patch (home of the world famous Cole Slaw Wrasslin' during Bike Week).

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 20, 2013 10:12 AM (+z4pE)

138 Funny how Google sort of acts like those word association games I play in my head.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 20, 2013 10:13 AM (OZmbA)

139 @122...Polli...I think I just joined but I have no idea if I did it right. I commented to Elizabethe. Thanks.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 10:13 AM (baL2B)

140 Sure, blame the dead guy. That always works.

Bottom line is he placed a bomb right next to an 8yo little kid. His bro wasn't right beside him with a gun to his head when that happened.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 20, 2013 02:07 PM (/gHaE)

THIS 1000X this.

Also he backed over his brother in flee mode. I'm fairly certain his brother's "control" of his was well over by then.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 10:13 AM (GaqMa)

141 Cardboard bikes, yeah I can see all the ambulance chasing attorney ads now, awesome. Snark

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 20, 2013 10:13 AM (HVff2)

142 Try finding a postage rate for a 6x9 envelope weighing 10oz on the USPS site? 20 clicks if you're lucky. If you change the weight by 1oz you have to open a new browser. And people wonder why they lose money.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 20, 2013 10:14 AM (xNwDH)

143

What a coincidence. I recall doing a search on "flatulent feminist fist-fuckers" and one of the results was "petulent aluminum cows stampede." (Maybe not the aluminum part, though.)

Posted by: Nomennovum at April 20, 2013 10:14 AM (H2PAR)

144 Read the article again. His last 'tweet' was on Wednesday at 12:30 PM.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 02:11 PM (eyJh9)

Ok. Terrorist dyslexia here.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 10:14 AM (baL2B)

145

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 02:13 PM (baL2B)

Not finding you yet. If you give me your user name I can send you an invite to the group since I don't think elizabethe is on right now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 20, 2013 10:16 AM (wbeNt)

146 As they (I hope) knew his twitter name and stuff, and he had to use a cell phone to twitter away that he was "at peace" during the manhunt...well, why did it take the boat man to find him?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 02:04 PM (baL2B)

------------------------

FYI - not all cell phones have embedded GPS. More and more "smartphones" now do have GPS, but not all. So, without the embedded GPS, they couldn't have narrowed down his location to anything closer than the area they had already cordoned off. They just knew he was somewhere in that area. It was just a matter of time until they found him even without the help of the home/boat owner.

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 20, 2013 10:16 AM (uRumV)

147 146 Read the article again. His last 'tweet' was on Wednesday at 12:30 PM. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 02:11 PM (eyJh9) Ok. Terrorist dyslexia here. Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 02:14 PM (baL2B) After this week, you wold be unique NOT to have it.

Posted by: TiminAL at April 20, 2013 10:16 AM (A9c4d)

148 Green -- Tree -- Pine -- Sol -- Sun -- Buns -- Boobs -- Pussy

Start Again:

Chocolate -- Wine -- French -- Paris -- Hilton -- Boobs -- Pussy

Shit. Start Again:

Phone -- Numbers -- Gambling -- Bookie -- Magazine -- Pictures -- Bikinis -- Boobs -- Pussy

Shit.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 20, 2013 10:16 AM (OZmbA)

149 Ironically as the wife and I are busy trying to cut back on expenses, pressure cooker was on our list of things to get (to allow us to cook crappier cuts of meat faster.)Not so much now I guess since I don't want to end up on a red flag list. Posted by: tsrblke at April 20, 2013 01:30 PM (GaqMa) I figure I'm already on a list, for being a frequent visitor to this and other, similar sites

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 20, 2013 10:17 AM (XvrTA)

150 Anybody who's ever had one knows they're always hungry. I don't think BBoySquared got full until he was about 19 years old. Growing up, his favorite toy was the fridge. I had two boys in their teens at the same time. A snack was three or four sandwiches each. Together they could devour two loaves of bread, and a couple pounds of lunch meat, and sliced cheese in a day. Breakfast was a box of cereal...each. Now it's the Army, and Marines that have to feed them, and wow...I actually money in my pockets these days!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 10:18 AM (eyJh9)

151 Posted by: Sphynx at April 20, 2013 02:16 PM (OZmbA) You're trying too hard. Take out the -- and use + or &

Posted by: TiminAL at April 20, 2013 10:18 AM (A9c4d)

152 96 Nah, one of the few non-f'ed up things I've done in my life full of f'ups was to take my dad out there right before he died- this was his plane on Okinawa 1945: http://tinyurl.com/c8ynvnd ; the memory of that day is so perfect in my mind that it could never be improved by a return. It would be like going back to a fine restaurant where you can never eat again. Guess what I'll be thinking when i hear all those Pratt and Whitneys roar again tho

Posted by: DAve at April 20, 2013 10:18 AM (XDC0v)

153 I just read that Eva Longoria's new show has been cancelled for poor ratings. Could it be that people don't want to watch her because she is such a supporter of TFG? We can hope.

Posted by: CarolT at April 20, 2013 10:19 AM (z4WKX)

154 Joker sounds like a sociopath to me. Could that Tamer was bothered by the path he was taking and lashing out. Telling IMO is that Joker is the one who set his bomb right next to that kid and was partying in the following days. I hope the FBI has folks who can see through sociopathy.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 20, 2013 10:19 AM (m+nIW)

155

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 02:13 PM (baL2B)

Okay, found your comment and sent you an invite. You'll have a little envelope icon in your top right corner that says you have 2 messages. Click on that and you'll get the invite and a notice that you're now on my Friends list.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 20, 2013 10:20 AM (wbeNt)

156 God bless your boys in the Armed forced and enjoy your extra money. Son went out to do some yard work for a friend and get paid so I guess he'll be hungry when I go get him too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2013 10:22 AM (BVq/X)

157 @151 I'm probably on that list as well as I recently returned a survey sent to my residence from the Census Dept unanswered. The survey said it was mandatory to complete it.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 20, 2013 10:22 AM (HVff2)

158 My 13 year old wants to eat every 3 hours!

Stock the fridge with liver...and okra. That'll tamp down his appetite.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 20, 2013 10:22 AM (/gHaE)

159 http://bit.ly/11wnElo

One guess for what searched to find this.

Clue: TFG RFB _________

Posted by: sTevo at April 20, 2013 10:23 AM (VMcEw)

160 But I liked liver as a 13 year old. And with enough milk I could've choked down the okra

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 20, 2013 10:24 AM (HVff2)

161 Ace up

Posted by: Vic at April 20, 2013 10:25 AM (53z96)

162 After this week, you wold be unique NOT to have it.

Posted by: TiminAL at April 20, 2013 02:16 PM (A9c4d)

I especially liked the repeated delay in FBI briefings and the shelter in place--don't shelter in place---do shelter in place last night.

New reality show: You Might Be A Terrorist starring blonde right wing Tea Party types.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 10:25 AM (baL2B)

163 "Could it be that people don't want to watch her because she is such a supporter of TFG? We can hope."

Throw in the fact she can't act and with a new crop of younger "actress" coming out every year, it's not a big mystery why no one is flocking to watch her.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 20, 2013 10:25 AM (Fz2C7)

164 I just read that Eva Longoria's new show has been cancelled for poor ratings. Could it be that people don't want to watch her because she is such a supporter of TFG? We can hope. *** I watched it this week and it was dreadful. It's like The Bachelor, but more pretentious and self-important.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:25 AM (piMMO)

165 BTW, you really don't see her in the show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:26 AM (piMMO)

166 But I liked liver as a 13 year old. And with enough milk I could've choked down the okra *** Now I'm craving liver and onions

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:26 AM (piMMO)

167 David Ortiz just said 'this is our Fucking city" on the Red Sox broadcast.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2013 10:27 AM (ZshNr)

168 Actually, it was the pre-game ceremony. On the mic to the whole crowd. Search on Google gets you a youtube clip of it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2013 10:29 AM (ZshNr)

169 Stock the fridge with liver...and okra. That'll tamp down his appetite. I loved liver and onions as a kid, (thanks to my upbringing, I ate what was put in front of me. Period). Okra though...that's a good idea. It's like eating snail snot. Foods I particularly hated as a kid: boiled hot dogs. canned asparagus. And that's about it. I never tasted okra until I'd joined the army. Once was enough. Oh...and canned pickled beets...if you have little kids, make them eat some. It makes their pee turn red, which is entertaining enough to get them past the unusual taste.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 10:29 AM (eyJh9)

170 @157. Thanks. Will look for it. I am pretty busy/crazier this month, but hope to settle down soon and contribute. It looks like a great site! I am a seasonal crafter (like to knit in winter). Unfortunately I start about a million projects that are not done, from needlepoint, embroidery, knitting, watercolor/soft pastels, and (currently) travel watercolor journals. On top of this, I am currently in the dust and toxic fumes of a bathroom remodel. Here is my contribution to my craftiness this month: my wedding stuff, slated for just one scrapbook, is taking up 1/3 of diningroom table. It looks pretty and I look at it as I walk by several times a day. I have done NOTHING since I put it there a month ago. I have issues.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 20, 2013 10:30 AM (baL2B)

171 David Ortiz just said 'this is our Fucking city" on the Red Sox broadcast. *** Just a nice family day in the park.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:30 AM (piMMO)

172 Now I'm craving liver and onions I'm the only one in my house that likes it....so it's a very rare treat. Sigh.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 10:31 AM (eyJh9)

173 canned asparagus. *** the sickest I got as a kid was eating that mushy canned asparagus. I told my mom I couldn't eat it and she made me do it anyway. Ok, mom. You clean up the mess.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:32 AM (piMMO)

174 My favorite home-cooking restaurant: http://www.thesoulfoodbistro.com/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2013 10:35 AM (piMMO)

175 174 Now I'm craving liver and onions I'm the only one in my house that likes it....so it's a very rare treat. Sigh. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 02:31 PM (eyJh9) Besides myself, you're the only one that likes liver and onions...I remember that some restaurants actually served it long ago. I'm craving it now that I'm thinking of it.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 20, 2013 10:37 AM (7xPCu)

176 So, did anyone ever find the content about the aluminum cows? I was pretty interested in reading what they were so petulant about and about how they decided that stampeding was going to help anything. If this were TV, someone would be getting paid for aluminum cow content by the deliverer, but here, the content provider is mostly f*cked out of the equation. If I was an aluminum cow, I might stampede if I started thinking about that too much!

Posted by: and irresolute at April 20, 2013 10:39 AM (DBH1h)

177 One click to get to this article, #1 result on bing.

Posted by: Armed and Larry at April 20, 2013 10:43 AM (geQ1s)

178 the sickest I got as a kid was eating that mushy canned asparagus. I don't think I ever actually threw up...and if I had, I would have been the one cleaning it. But I remember many an evening where I sat stubbornly at the table trying to run out the clock to bedtime, while pretending I was eating that slimy, mushy green blech. When my wife and I were dating, we decided to do a dinner at home....she wanted asparagus, and the Sam Kinison voiced seven year old in my head was screaming "Oh no! Fuck, Fuuuuuuck! Run Away!". I went along with the plan....and long story short, fresh asparagus is rather good, so good that we eventually planted our own patch of asparagus.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 20, 2013 10:45 AM (eyJh9)

179 The internet knows what you are truly searching for. My 3 year old cant read but managed to hop on the internet and find pink pony videos in about 3 minutes.

Posted by: bad guy at April 20, 2013 11:17 AM (u3uBu)

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