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October 30, 2013

How Politico Spins the Disaster
— Ace

Mary Katharine Ham, who will be doing the podcast this All Hallow's Eve, De Season of De Witch, compiled the best euphemisms used for the simple sentence "Obama lied."

But it's Politico that I think wins the award. Many of MKH's quotes are from Democrats and progressive shills, who can be expected to shamelessly lie for Obama. In fact, they are paid to do so.

What's Politico's Carrie Budoff Brown's excuse for the following?

Some of the highest-profile challenges are the White HouseÂ’s own making. Obama made sweeping generalizations that can be contradicted by individual experiences. Not everybody will see the deep savings that he promised during the 2008 campaign. A large percentage of people who buy their own insurance wonÂ’t be able to keep the exact same policy. The website hasnÂ’t been nearly as breezy as predicted

Did you just say "sweeping generalizations... can be contradicted by individual experiences"?

Holy Shit, you did. "Certain verbal assurances may be contradicted by known facts," huh?

And, "The website isn't as breezy as predicted"?

Wow.

POLITICO

Certain representations and warranties about what Obama would or would not be depositing in your mouth may be belied by the presence of genetic jetsam.

Posted by: Ace at 11:43 AM | Comments (178)
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1 For the creases... It's all ok because of the creases

Posted by: David Brooks at October 30, 2013 11:44 AM (Pr6hk)

2 If you like your security team, you can keep your security team

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at October 30, 2013 11:45 AM (Pr6hk)

3 Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: W. Bee Yeats at October 30, 2013 11:45 AM (omBWL)

4 I was a big fan of Hoyer's "failure to articulate clearly." A lie of omission is still a lie.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at October 30, 2013 11:45 AM (GaqMa)

5 My Prediction? P A I N

Posted by: Barry "Clubber Lang" Soetoro at October 30, 2013 11:45 AM (Pr6hk)

6 Rats refusing to leave the ship.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at October 30, 2013 11:46 AM (XsGdk)

7 Words. Just words.

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at October 30, 2013 11:46 AM (Pr6hk)

8 What the hell is so hard about saying Obama lied? Why are Republicans so afraid of saying it? I don't seem to remember liberals showing the same restraint when saying repeatedly that Bush lied about Iraq. Say it you spineless bastards, he lied. Knowingly and repeatedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2013 11:46 AM (g1DWB)

9 We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (Pr6hk)

10 Somebody needs to tell Shtalin! Shtalin doesn't know!

Posted by: Old Peasant Woman at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (l3vZN)

11 Sorry Carrie. Can't hear you with obama's dick in your mouth.

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (GQ8sn)

12 Obama lied, your health coverage died.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (N2Lrz)

13 Miss Me Yet?

Posted by: James from Plains at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (Pr6hk)

14 Well hell. This explains why I can't find Astroglide for love or money anywhere at the moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (VtjlW)

15 This blog is not as breezy as I would like. But at least it doesn't cost me $12,000 a year.

Posted by: mama winger at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (P6QsQ)

16 Did you just say "sweeping generalizations... can be contradicted by individual experiences"?
The passivity of this writing on Politico's part is utterly infuriating.
Hot damn.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 30, 2013 11:47 AM (mG7Pb)

17 Wake me up when the burnings and hangings begin...I don't want to miss them.

Posted by: H Badger at October 30, 2013 11:48 AM (n/0Nw)

18 Vee are quite sure you misheard our dear leader

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at October 30, 2013 11:48 AM (Pr6hk)

19 "Some insureds won't actually see a 3,000 percent decrease in their health insurance premium."

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 11:48 AM (N2Lrz)

20 MKH is doing the podcast OMG I'm verklempf!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2013 11:48 AM (wmU4G)

21 I'm breezy.

Posted by: Monica Geller at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (qHEav)

22 Breezy? That sounds almost Erotic or Serendipity or maybe you feel a breeze when your ass is showing? breezy that is 100% a Lib term.

Posted by: jet Built Around Cannon at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (5bB1J)

23 404 Website - Not Breezy.

Yeah. That's a stellar description of it.

Posted by: mama winger at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (P6QsQ)

24 Even when something is 10x worse, a lefty can declare that it is "better" and therefor shut your stupid mouth about their lying.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (As/N8)

25 So, Politico is the DNC's Pravda, ja???

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (Pr6hk)

26 mama winger 12K? you got off easy......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (8JJ6O)

27 The only thing breezy is the space between her ears. FFS.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (da5Wo)

28 I'm partial to "narrowly untrue" myself.

Posted by: huerfano at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (bAGA/)

Somebody is going to crack under the pressure being applied and come clean on this scam and a host of others by President Present.

Posted by: booter at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (XZCy1)

30 "Remain calm! All is well!"

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

31 Mary Kathrine Ham, Now I would chew on that sammich...

Posted by: jet Built Around Cannon at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (5bB1J)

32 Fantasy may be contradicted by individual realities.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (Hx5uv)

33 Did you just say "sweeping generalizations... can be contradicted by individual experiences"? She found that in the book: Some Shit You Can Say Instead

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (IXrOn)

34 Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2013 03:46 PM (g1DWB) About multiple topics. Hell. About everything. Except for the Transformation.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (XsGdk)

35 In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all, By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul; But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (W6bkf)

36 I wonder how NDH is doing with talking to Medicare and trying to fix her problem.

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (GQ8sn)

37 Related, check out this awesomesauce contribution from ExJon (link in nick).

Posted by: Y-not at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (5H6zj)

38 If you like your security team, you can keep your security team Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at October 30, 2013 03:45 PM (Pr6hk) Ouch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2013 11:50 AM (IXrOn)

Some of the highest-profile challenges are the White HouseÂ’s own making. Obama made sweeping generalizations that can be contradicted by individual experiences. Not everybody will see the deep savings that he promised during the 2008 campaign. A large percentage of people who buy their own insurance wonÂ’t be able to keep the exact same policy. The website hasnÂ’t been nearly as breezy as predicted

...I am stupider for having read that. Stupider, older, and somehow craving even MORE paste.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (4df7R)

40 "Pol Pot's societal reorganization was considered ill-conceived by some."

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (N2Lrz)

41 Sure, America is in a death spiral and a marxist traitor rules over us -- but at least we have dub step, an appropriate music for dissolution.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (ZPrif)

42 Sweeping generalizations = 15,000,000+ without insurance, you stupid bitch!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2013 11:51 AM (wmU4G)

43 "I said you 'could' sleep with Kate Upton, not that you 'would'." "I said you 'could' keep your insurance policies, not that you 'would'."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (da5Wo)

44 Pray that I do not alter it again.

Posted by: Darth Soetoro at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (Pr6hk)

Not breezy like "in a skirt on a trampoline" breezy, but rather like "pull my finger" breezy.

Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (VndSC)

Not everybody will see the deep savings that he promised...

Really, chief? You think so?

...during the 2008 campaign.

Or any of the dozens of times he and his mouthpieces have repeated the same lie since then over the past five years. But why quibble?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)

47 Not everybody will see the dry mouth that he promised as he was being fellated.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (T0NGe)

48 the Third Reich was considered ill-conceived by some

Posted by: waiting for Godwin at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (omBWL)

"All Hallow's Eve, De Season of De Witch"

Holy Schnikes!! Sibelius is running' Halloween, NOW?!?

Posted by: McCainian Republican at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (8E9QA)

50
MKH on the AoS podcast. Shiny.

Gotta get her to make some Ewok/Brian Dennehy/hobo/crossbow vs longbow jokes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (TIIx5)

51 Just words, words upon words in Politico.

But in the Federal Regs, words mean life and death. Words, words, words.

Posted by: mrp at October 30, 2013 11:52 AM (HjPtV)

52 Certain statements have become inoperative.

Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (QupBk)

53 Those plans weren't fair. These are better. It's for your own good. The greater good.

Posted by: MSM Talking Point at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (ELdpj)

54 Oh sure, there will always be anecdotal evidence of some individuals that are less than completely euphoric over the surprise ejaculate in their mouths.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (+lsX1)

55 Hey ace!

Remember this?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155464.php

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (GQ8sn)

56 I look forward to the music of 2035 when they will incorporate dub step in an ironic, retro fashion.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (ZPrif)

57 Shorter: just the tip.

Posted by: dogfish at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (nsOJa)

58 And this?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/155443.php

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (GQ8sn)

59 Get our name right! We're called PoliticOooooo because our tongue is so far up His Majesty's ass.

Posted by: PoliticOooooo at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (+H/11)

60 Does Carrie Budoff-Brown know anything about Syria?

I am hiring.

Posted by: Senator John McCain at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (5ikDv)

61 "President Obama's misstatements may be blamed in part on the Republicans, whose intransigence on budget matters placed asterisks in short supply."

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 11:53 AM (N2Lrz)

62 It's not that warm down here. In fact, I find it almost springlike.

Posted by: B. L. Z. Bub at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (0HooB)

63 Except for the ~~Transformation~~ Transition. Posted by: Golfman FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (aDwsi)

64 The war has not necessarily developed in Japan's favor.

Posted by: Emperor Hirohito at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (w41GQ)

65 So,

can we decide to do something now and work on the long task of rolling back the leviathan state?

Posted by: dantealiegri at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (c4Hh0)

No, that's not somebody being dense. That's somebody who has known all along about the lying, is ok with it, and is now just screwing with people like Ace, who they know will pick up this piece and write about it.

Probably chuckled to herself, shared it with her pals in the office, and gleefully hit "post" knowing full well how people would respond.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (TOk1P)

67 The liar in chief is about to grace us with more pearls of wisdom. What are the odds he personally takes any responsibility for this disaster? I put it at 0%.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2013 11:54 AM (g1DWB)

68 Not everybody will see the deep savings that he promised during the 2008 campaign.

Not everybody translates from obamaspeak to Nobody.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (nKUHR)

69 Next on Drive-In's, Dives and Diner's, we go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for a monstrous sh^t-sandwich

Posted by: Guy Fieri at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (Pr6hk)

70 "Some insureds won't actually see a 3,000 percent decrease in their health insurance premium."

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 03:48 PM (N2Lrz)

Wut? I still get a cell and food stamps, right?

Posted by: Obamanaut at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (wAQA5)

Certain representations and warranties about what Obama would or would not be depositing in your mouth may be belied by genetic jetsam.

I find flotsam much breezier.

Posted by: Carrie Budoff Brown at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (NF2Bf)

72 There is no way to attribute that statement to ignorance. It is pure malice. FU <the forbidden word>

Posted by: dogfish at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (nsOJa)

73 This swimsuit may be slightly undersized in the torso area.

Posted by: Kate Upton at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (VndSC)

74 Here's the word of the day!

"Whatever"

Brought to you by: The US Secretary of Health and Human Services

Posted by: mrp at October 30, 2013 11:55 AM (HjPtV)

75 So, Politico is the DNC's Pravda, ja??? It's the low-rent version of Buzzfeed.

Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2013 11:56 AM (QupBk)

76 "genetic jetsam"

This phrase alone is worth the Platinum membership.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2013 11:56 AM (oJ5Fd)

77 The chocolate ration is being increased from .005 oz per week to .0005 oz per week. Is extra zeeero, Comrade.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (kXoT0)

78 It's like a mythical, once-in-a-planet's-history giant tidal wave of lies that covers whole continents. Except it goes on and on and on... Because nothing really happens to you if you're a liar when you tell lies that power desires.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (qyfb5)

79 The Wermacht has won another great victory, even closer to Berlin than the last triumph.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbles at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (w41GQ)

80 A lie of omission is still a lie. Posted by: tsrblke --------- Only if it is self-serving..., uh, wait..., never mind.

Posted by: Barky at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (aDwsi)

81 "In fairness, President Obama's repetition of statements that were narrowly untrue may have been the result of his well-intentioned use of cheap foreign labor for the programming of his teleprompter."

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (N2Lrz)

"Certain elements of our strategy have not produced the results we had intended."

- Hitler after the Battle of Stalingrad

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (4df7R)

83
"I said you 'could' sleep with Kate Upton, not that you 'would'."

"Sleep"???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (TIIx5)

84

♫ this will only hurt for a little while

♫ I'll only stick the head of it in

♫ I promise that I'll never try to come in your moooooouth

Posted by: David Allen Soetoro at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (Pr6hk)

85 This cruise is a scoatch less breezy than expected.

Posted by: Captain Schettino at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (qHEav)

86
Your hospital gown may be breezy as you wait in the hallway for your exam. Please be patient plebe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2013 11:57 AM (nKUHR)

87 Sweeping Generalizations through history: "We come in peace to live among you Indians" "We only want the Sudeteland" "Germans are being mistreated in Poland" "I'll pull out"

Posted by: Beau Jest at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (WPuN6)

88 Will Brooks finally admit it was all based on his gay crush?

Posted by: ejo at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (GXvSO)

89 "Remain calm! All is well!"

Posted by: EC at October 30, 2013 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

----------------------------------------

Don't worry. Be happy.

Posted by: Soona at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (oP1/q)

90 My president went to fantasy land and all I got was this lousy cancellation notice.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (Hx5uv)

91 who is the most upset? sebilius or the scoamt

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (8JJ6O)

There are no tanks in the city.

None at all. In fact, we're beating back the American infidels as I speak.

Posted by: Bagdad Bob at October 30, 2013 11:58 AM (0HooB)

93 I do believe that genetic emissions from Democrats are indeed flotsam...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (71LDo)

94 We are off to a good start!

Posted by: Admiral Yamamoto at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (32Ze2)

95 Sweeping Generalizations throughout history: "Unsinkable"

Posted by: Beau Jest at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (WPuN6)

Obama made sweeping generalizations that can be contradicted by individual experiences.

Hmmm............

Posted by: Tyrone Woods & Glen Doherty at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (g+Cz1)

97 You can't like a plan that doesn't exist, right? So yes, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Eton Cox at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (q177U)

98 Hey, anyone gotta smoke, I'm goin on soon. Gotta get my shit straight.

Posted by: Brick Obama at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (vx61Q)

MKH is teh hotness.

That is all.

Posted by: Sam Hill at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (zgHLA)

100
Pol Pot : Not a Very Nice Person

a 3 part series

Posted by: Carrie Budoff Brown - Hard Hitting JournOlist at October 30, 2013 11:59 AM (5ikDv)

101

Flounder's trust in us was somewhat contradicted by individual experiences.

Posted by: Otter at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (TOk1P)

102 Not everybody will see the deep savings that he promised during the 2008 campaign. Will anybody see any savings?

Posted by: Mindy at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (ZrNcx)

103 That's not the wind parting your hair, sweetie pie.

Posted by: Fritz at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (UzPAd)

104

"There are no American tanks in Baghdad."

- Baghdad Bob

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

105 I can't remember where, but I read a comment today on an article about how duh of course everyone knew that wasn't true, where the person was saying that when Obama said "you" he used it in the specific second person sense, not the general, and since baggers cannot produce the person to whom Obama addressed that statement, Obama wasn't lying you racist racists. Either it's a perfect, deadpan send up of this level of spin or said person truly meant it. It's way funnier if it's the second.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (VtjlW)

106 I saw the Sweeping Generalizations open up for Lou Reed back in '79.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (0HooB)

107 The Ulysses version of obama lied.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (IXrOn)

108 Obamacare Website : Not Breezy

Politifact rates this as "False", as it does actually break wind.

Posted by: mama winger at October 30, 2013 12:00 PM (P6QsQ)

109 That's right my boy. Overwhelm the systems. Soon you will have the power.

What's that, you already have the power?

Stop you stupid SOB!! Are you some type of moron?!?

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at October 30, 2013 12:01 PM (Pr6hk)

110 Hitler: Is this misunderstood Austrian right for Deutschland?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2013 12:01 PM (32Ze2)

111 JEF speaking now in Boston...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 12:01 PM (kXoT0)

112 The Burning is probably soon, and I'm afraid the guillotine is not far away. What a Republic we had...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2013 12:01 PM (71LDo)

113 Facts are meaningless. They can be used to prove anything that's even remotely close to the truth.

Posted by: Homer Budoff Brown at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (m2CN7)

114 JEF speaking now in Boston...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 04:01 PM (kXoT0)

*flips him the bird*

Fuck you, O'bammy Sugartits. Fuck. You.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (4df7R)

115 I can't remember where, but I read a comment today on an article about how duh of course everyone knew that wasn't true, where the person was saying that when Obama said "you" he used it in the specific second person sense,

That must be why he winked at the same guy each time he said "you."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (N2Lrz)

116 A Gatlin gun is overkill for a few injuns

Posted by: Gen. George Custer at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (Pr6hk)

117
The weather on the moon is not as breezy as expected.

Posted by: Politico at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (nKUHR)

118 Kools ok, Barry?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (f9c2L)

119 WTF. Campaign shout outs. You suck it.

Posted by: redenzo at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (vx61Q)

120 Don't panic. ObamaCare is mostly harmless.

Posted by: Ford Prefect at October 30, 2013 12:02 PM (QdOC1)

121 Maundering on and on about the World Series...he's such a sports mensch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (kXoT0)

122 Silver lining department: three weeks of nothing but negative press about HemlockCare.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (0HooB)

123 People will love living on a farm.

Posted by: Pol Pot at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (oP1/q)

124 Jesus, even his jokes are on the teleprompter. I bet his ah ah ah stutters are too.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (g1DWB)

125 JEF speaking now in Boston...

I have fond memories of watching your baseball team playing at Segway Park.

Posted by: smooth-talkin' Barry O at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (qHEav)

126 Slobbering on and on about Fenway...gosh, Boston Bong

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (kXoT0)

127 Either it's a perfect, deadpan send up of this level of spin or said person truly meant it. It's way funnier if it's the second. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at October 30, 2013 04:00 PM (VtjlW) I think there is a limit to the humor value of the inane rationalizations of a person who set a building on fire when you are still in the building.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at October 30, 2013 12:03 PM (qyfb5)

128 Come in and I'll take care of you

Posted by: Typhoid Mary at October 30, 2013 12:04 PM (Pr6hk)

129 If you like taking it up the pooper you can keep taking it up the pooper. Or even if you don't.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 30, 2013 12:04 PM (Hx5uv)

130 I bet his ah ah ah stutters are too. Written FO-NETI-CLY

Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2013 12:04 PM (QupBk)

131 Doesn't the Dumbass know it is Finweigh Field?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2013 12:04 PM (32Ze2)

132 Wait until Barry says he hopes the Yankees win tonight.

Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2013 12:04 PM (VndSC)

133 Hahaha. Climate change goofs are heckling him.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (g1DWB)

134 what are they yelling about

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (8JJ6O)

135 Welfare fed brood sows in the shot.

Posted by: redenzo at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (vx61Q)

136 Old and busted: If you like your coverage, you can keep your coverage. New hotness: If we like your coverage, you can keep your coverage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, back to his /roots at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (naUcP)

137 The water intake on this trip is not as we expected.

-The Titanic

Posted by: Dandolo at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (0XBx+)

138 Don't worry honey, the lamp will go out by itself.

Posted by: Mr. O'Leary at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (Pr6hk)

139 Eff Massachusetts. They elected Earl Warren or whatever the heck her name is.

Posted by: mrp at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (HjPtV)

140 The gangster partisan American Marines have opposed us continuously on Guadalcanal. It would appear that the South Seas offensive is not going too breezily. But, if you like your Washingmachine Charlie, you can keep him.

Posted by: Hideki Tojo at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (lJMts)

141 Someone is heckling him...passionately, he is pretending to be above it all

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (kXoT0)

142 We have these yankees right where we want them.

Posted by: Gen. Lee at Gettysburg at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (oP1/q)

143
We've got that bastard Hannibal right where we want him.....

Posted by: Gaius Terentius Varro at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (TIIx5)

144 New one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (4df7R)

145 Won't he just SHUT UP? Go play golf. For heaven's sake, take a billion-dollar vacation to Tahiti.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 30, 2013 12:05 PM (dfYL9)

146 THANK YOU .... SPRINGFIELD

Posted by: toby928© at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (QupBk)

147 Wait until Barry says he hopes the Yankees win tonight. Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2013 04:04 PM (VndSC) haha, that would be awesome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (IXrOn)

148 138 Bravo. I'm sorry I did not think of that.

Posted by: Beau Jest at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (WPuN6)

149 He just doesn't understand these horrid optics, of a dimming star. Priceless.

Posted by: redenzo at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (vx61Q)

150 Slobbering on and on about Fenway.

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Just another reason for me to pull for the Cardinals.

Posted by: mama winger at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (P6QsQ)

151 Saying that Obamacare is beginning to show unexpected setbacks depends on what the meaning of is is .

Posted by: Clinton Budoff Brown at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (m2CN7)

152
My friendish, youish has nothing to fear from obamacarish.

Posted by: Juan McCain at October 30, 2013 12:06 PM (nKUHR)

153 Best of luck to your amazing hitter Devin Ortiz and your amazing closer Hideo Nomo.

Posted by: Obozo at October 30, 2013 12:07 PM (b9K4P)

154 No offense to any of you Bostonians, but, I passionately hope the Red Sox lose--they are my baseball wienee boss' team.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 30, 2013 12:07 PM (kXoT0)

155 141 When she says she is Indian, that is also a "sweeping generalization".

Posted by: Beau Jest at October 30, 2013 12:08 PM (WPuN6)

156

Mr. Hitler's intentions are not as we expected, but then maybe he made some sweeping generalizations that can be contradicted by individual experiences.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at October 30, 2013 12:08 PM (g+Cz1)

157 Maybe Barry will get a secret message from the JumboTron at Fenway...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2013 12:08 PM (f9c2L)

158 Our arrow turn in project is going quite well thank you.

-General Custer

Posted by: Dandolo at October 30, 2013 12:08 PM (0XBx+)

159 Hey, I've seen a 75% increase in my employer-subsidized healthcare. I can't wait until they drop us and we get shuffled off into the exchanges.

And I guaran-fucking-damn-tee I won't see a raise to compensate for it either.

Thanks Democrats, you crapweaseling shitass gapingrectalfuckholes.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at October 30, 2013 12:08 PM (GrtrJ)

160 Elizabeth Warren's Indian tribe: Welsh Indian

Posted by: Beau Jest at October 30, 2013 12:10 PM (WPuN6)

161 Just have a nice shower.. I promise that you will feel much "better".

Posted by: Auschwitz SS Guard at October 30, 2013 12:10 PM (f9c2L)

162 " A handful of Custer's troops were left with unpleasant memories of Little Big horn..."

Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 30, 2013 12:10 PM (JFlWp)

163 Mention me Barry, mention me.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at October 30, 2013 12:10 PM (Pr6hk)

164 Hell is upon us, but we will prevail.

Posted by: ADM Chuichi Nagumo at October 30, 2013 12:11 PM (lJMts)

165 Talk about me Mr. Preznit

Posted by: Bucky Dent at October 30, 2013 12:11 PM (Pr6hk)

166 Home sick today, made sicker by obama (now an adjective of your own worst imagining and not worthy of capitalizing) now on my television. Did he just develop the Clinton lip biting move? (The one where you look into space and ponder your own fucking awesomeness.)

Posted by: Coleridge at October 30, 2013 12:11 PM (BglJL)

167 If you do not like Romneycare you move to NH.

Posted by: redenzo at October 30, 2013 12:11 PM (vx61Q)

168 Only the last 2 miles of the Titanic's very first trip were bad. The first 1,000 or so were spectacular.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2013 12:15 PM (71LDo)

169 Other than that Mrs. Obama, how did you enjoy the rollout?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 30, 2013 12:17 PM (71LDo)

170 " Everything was going the Yankee's way that year. By the time of the opening pitch of Game 4, they enjoyed an astonishingly insurmountable three games to none advantage over the lifeless Red Sox..."

Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 30, 2013 12:19 PM (JFlWp)

171 "Certain elements of our strategy have not produced the results we had intended." - Hitler after the Battle of Stalingrad Posted by: MWR, ------------------------- Yes! I said the same thing during the retreat from Russia...

Posted by: Napolean at October 30, 2013 12:23 PM (aDwsi)

172 Not breezy = totally sucks

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 30, 2013 12:24 PM (XWw96)

173 That warm, salty deposit in your mouth is not what you think it is.

Posted by: Doug at October 30, 2013 12:24 PM (1IgrC)

174 We have found the use of hydrogen to buoy our Zeppelins to be an excellent choice.

Posted by: Captain Max Pruss of The Hindenburg at October 30, 2013 12:27 PM (aDwsi)

175 Betting that the Obama touch will nix the Red Sox. The amount of soul sucking anti-karma in teh Won is cosmic. Who's in?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at October 30, 2013 12:31 PM (oDCMR)

176 go the distance ...

Posted by: the whisper at October 30, 2013 12:45 PM (QupBk)

177 The one good thing about this Obamacare fiasco is that the dick-sucking and shilling toward liberals and their agenda by Traditional Media has thoroughly dashed onto the rocks the idea that it is objective and impartial. Only a brain-dead idiot would believe that kind of bullshit.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 30, 2013 02:29 PM (vd7A8)

178 Come on Babe, when I said 12 inches I was making a sweeping generalization.

Posted by: Awnree at October 30, 2013 05:12 PM (hE05f)

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