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August 28, 2013

HuffPo "Contributor" Directs Sex Fantasy Attack at Dana Loesch
— Ace

The attack involves degredation via anal sex and Allah's vengeance for the unrighteous. Kind of like the Reeces' Peanut Butter Cups of hate.

Progressive blogger Pascal Robert, known online as Â“THOUGHT MERCHANT,Â” launched a vile attack against conservative radio host Dana Loesch on Tuesday.

Here is what I have learned:

Anyone who claims to be "funny!" or "witty!" in their Twitter profiles is neither.

Anyone who proclaims he will deliver THE TRUTH has none to share.

And anyone proclaiming his profundity of THOUGHT is borderline retarded, and I apologize for the derogatory use of the word "borderline."

We don't really have to advertise the things we are, only the things we wish we were.

Top Ten Translations For Self-Brags In People's Twitter Profiles

10. "professional writer" = "I have a blog. Also, I aspire to craft Percy Jackson jailbait fanfic"

9. "Funny! Witty! Snarky!" = "I say the f-word a lot because that's comedy. I also use exclamation points because they're super-funny too!"

8. "PREPARE FOR THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!" = "I am on a cocktail of haldol and Zoloft and murder fantasies"

7. "I've got NO TIME for STUPIDITY!!!!" = "I have a great deal of time for stupidity"

6. "pro-sex feminist" = "I talk online about how much I love sex as political propaganda but actually I have issues and I don't even mean the fun sexy issues that strippers have"

5. "freeminded atheist on a personal mission to probe the truth in all its forms" = "I was once retweeted by Penn Gilette"

4. "progressive male" = "i might rape you. also, ur a fag"

3. "#NoH8" = "I hate nearly everybody, but particularly those I come into contact with which, thanks to my anti-social personality disorder and crippling social anxiety, is mostly limited to twitter and having disputes with delivery boys"

2. "nyc" = "the most interesting thing is my zip code, which I mention with no capitals like I'm casually dropping the name 'Steven Spielberg,' and, by the way, it's really not even my zip code, because even though I say 'nyc,' if I'm being honest, it's Montclair, NJ"

...and the Number One Translation of a Twitter Self-Brag...

1. "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t. I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams"

Update: Scott M. decides to play the "racism" card. Let's see how that turned out for him.

Where's the rape part of that quote? He asked her if she would like to
have a brother give it to her up the ass. The only way that's rape is
if it's assumed that Dana would only take it up the ass (using the
quote) from a brother would be over protest, ie, non-consensual sex.
That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?
Posted by: Scott M.

hm. well-played.
Except I didn't say "rape," idiot. I said "sex fantasy."
YOU said rape.
so what's that say about YOUR assumptions, chief?
Posted by: ace

Posted by: Ace at 11:26 AM | Comments (436)
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1 Nice.

Posted by: NCKate at August 28, 2013 11:27 AM (kwl+3)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:27 AM (/PCJa)

3 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:27 AM (/PCJa)

4 If someone here did that against someone like Pelosi would they get banned?

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:28 AM (zZbNF)

5 In a fit of pique, Ace has fired the proofreader.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 11:28 AM (8ZskC)

6 Can you actually report dirtbags who threaten people on twitter? All I see is an option to report spam.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:28 AM (ZPrif)

7 If someone here did that against someone like Pelosi would they get banned? If the answer is anything other than "yes," I'm leaving.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:29 AM (/PCJa)

8 Double Standard Media

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:29 AM (Fauor)

9 I always scoffed at the notion, from liberals, that rape wasn't about sex, it was about exercising power. But projection reveals all.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:29 AM (T0NGe)

10 Deep thinker.

Posted by: NCKate at August 28, 2013 11:29 AM (kwl+3)

11 Did he end his article with " hey look at her, you were all thinking it"

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 11:29 AM (m2CN7)

What you have learned is dead fucking on!!

Nice commentary Ace.

Posted by: Prescient11 at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (tVTLU)

13 Doesn't that smarm aimed at her also continue the stereotype of a sex-beast black man?

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (MMC8r)

14 "Anyone who proclaims he will deliver THE TRUTH has none to share."

--Or they deliver truisms, like "Racism is bad." Equally worthless.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (bufJH)

15 We don't really have to advertise the things we are, only the things we wish we were. Sorry, Ace. No beard for me.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (T0NGe)

16 Waiting for the "BUT IT WAS JUST A JOKE" ...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (bYRF2)

17 Who is his employer? They should be asked if they condone this kind of behavior toward women.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (/PCJa)

18 sleaze merchant

Posted by: bossTweed at August 28, 2013 11:30 AM (MtCwV)

19 Serious You Guys, I'd leave this world to scum like this if someone would just stop it so I could get off.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:32 AM (/PCJa)

20 I vote "Religion of Peace" response. If we would attack and HURT people who talked to our people like this, they would stop doing it. We are becoming a thugocracy anyway. Might as well get our licks in.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:32 AM (bb5+k)

21 I dunno, Ace. Most people frown on mocking retards.

"Before the European came, there were basically three spiritual forces in West Africa: Islam, animist pantheon faiths, and ancestor worship. "

Poor kid. I bet his eyes are on either side of his head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 11:32 AM (SX6wc)

22 9 I always scoffed at the notion, from liberals, that rape wasn't about sex, it was about exercising power.

But projection reveals all.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 03:29 PM (T0NGe)

--I don't think that notion is strictly liberal. I think it's *mostly* about power, if not 100%. Why else would a teenage thug rape an elderly woman? Why else do sick perverts molest infants? As far as this cretin's "fantasy" goes, yes, it's absolutely about power, overpowering in the mental sense, since he is apparently a failure at logical persuasion.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (bufJH)

23 O/T Nidal gets death! Back to your regular content...er...

Posted by: Iblis at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (9221z)

24 Important news is Johnny Football got suspended. For the first half. Against Rice. Stern letter to follow.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (ZPrif)

25 Thank Gaia-- this means Ace is done playing with that Chico twitter thing. You know the only people that pay attention to that Chico Comedian are Conservatives. For realz.

Posted by: tasker at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (r2PLg)

26 Hello, War on Women?

So in Obama's world, every conservative woman is fair game for Palinization.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (WoYoH)

27 Oppressed Haitian dirtbag tweets vile thoughts to conservative woman while masturbating to excess... ...but mostly masturbating to excess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (XvQlt)

28 Texas A&M taking a bold stand.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:33 AM (ZPrif)

29 "ICONOCLAST"

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (Iyg03)

30 I really wish I was spitting on my hands.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (QF8uk)

31 20 I vote "Religion of Peace" response.

If we would attack and HURT people who talked to our people like this, they would stop doing it.

We are becoming a thugocracy anyway. Might as well get our licks in.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 03:32 PM (bb5+k)

--Watch out; thoughts like that upset Ace a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (bufJH)

32 And anyone proclaiming his profundity of THOUGHT is borderline retarded.

He's a thinking man's retard.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (KXm42)

33 I am 7 feet tall and I have a HUUUUUGE penis. Serious you guys....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (32Ze2)

34 "Before the European came, there were basically three spiritual forces in West Africa: Islam, animist pantheon faiths, and ancestor worship. " Wait, what? Well, he is talking "West Africa" so the "animist pantheon faiths, and ancestor worship" might not be completely wrong, but Islam is the New Kid On the Blog, religiously speaking. Do they aspire to ignorance?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)

35 That's kinda sleazy, Pascal.

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (ccXZP)

36 Robert is also a Huffington Post contributor, though the site likely has hundreds of community contributors. He describes himself as a Â“believer, a lawyer, a political thinker, a social critic, and a child of the Haitian Revolution.Â” huffpo - all you need to know a child of the ~~Haitian~~ HATE Revolution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (Fauor)

37 I looked him yesterday and his twitter account and all his tweets were deleted.

Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (+omCY)

I don't want to play on this thread.

I like Dana Loesch.

I wish she'd stop sending me all of those selfies, but you learn to live with thses things.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (4xoq5)

39 Wait. Someone claiming to be a progressive is attacking a conservative woman via thinly veiled to not veiled at all rape references. Oh my stars and garters. Who has ever heard such a thing?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (VtjlW)

40 Nah, most rape really is just a horny, violent dirtbag with poor impulse control.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (ZPrif)

41 Well, in his defense, she would look nice in stockings, though I'm dubious about her desire for hims "manhood"

Posted by: imp at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (L9AnB)

42 24 Important news is Johnny Football got suspended.

For the first half.

Against Rice.

Stern letter to follow.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 03:33 PM (ZPrif)

--That's gonna sting worse than the suspension against Terrell Pryor and The Vest.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (bufJH)

43 Too bad for that guy there's no pussy merchant.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2013 11:35 AM (nnkXw)

44 Damn it--what did Reese's Peanut Butter Cups do to deserve getting mixed up with this?

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (r2PLg)

45 I need to remove"generally likable guy" from my twitter profile.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (nxgmw)

46 If someone here did that against someone like Pelosi would they get banned? They should get a mental health check-up at the very least.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (qc7at)

47 Looking at his timeline (forward, after this rape fantasy), I see:
http://tinyurl.com/nt2ekfy
http://tinyurl.com/n9gwz8u

He seems to be hitting on anything that moves. And riffing at Glenn Beck:
http://tinyurl.com/qh5ymgh

Oh, and this just in, continuing his rage against Loesch:
http://tinyurl.com/o7yvm4f

I know the leftards are seriously deranged, but this is beyond what I expected. If he claimed "hacked!" I'd have half a mind to believe him at this point.

Posted by: red sweater at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (oATMN)

48 As Andrew Jackson said: "Never tell a lie, nor take what is not your own, nor sue anybody for slander or assault and battery. Always settle them cases yourself."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (bb5+k)

49 looked him up...

Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 28, 2013 11:36 AM (+omCY)

50
Pascal Robert ‏@probert06

@LissaKay @dloesch If I could have a gun for each of you CRACKERS I'd be thrilled!

Hmmmm -- says he's a lawyer. Doesn't the state bar frown on threating to shoot people?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 11:37 AM (kdS6q)

51 Speaking of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups... I was introduced to the RPBC S'more on vacation this year. Yes, just like a regular S'more, but instead of using a chocolate bar, you use a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:37 AM (/PCJa)

52 Whew! Had to double-check my Twitter profile. Am pleased to discover that the only claim I make for myself is that I'm full of gas.

That, at least, I can back up. All day, every day.

Posted by: Cameron at August 28, 2013 11:37 AM (OZa6k)

53 He describes himself as a Â“believer, a lawyer, a political thinker, a social critic, and a child of the Haitian Revolution.Â” You know what? I'm just going to let it go. Just going. To let. It go.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:37 AM (T0NGe)

54 A "lawyer"? What state bar? Very few State Bars would tolerate a member issuing such a vile attack, even if you want to call it "free speech."

Posted by: imp at August 28, 2013 11:37 AM (L9AnB)

55 Terrelle got screwed if that's all Manziel gets.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2013 11:38 AM (KXm42)

56 A child of the Haitian Revolution. That turned out well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2013 11:38 AM (VRCBg)

57 Perhaps I should remove "Thought Leader and Change Agent Who's Smart and Deserves Respect" from my business cards.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:38 AM (ZPrif)

@42

I love the fact that they said he definitely didn't take money for autographs, but notice the 1/2 game suspension. You know, hard enough so the NCAA doesn't get mocked.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2013 11:38 AM (t06LC)

59 Speaking of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups... I was introduced to the RPBC S'more on vacation this year. Yes, just like a regular S'more, but instead of using a chocolate bar, you use a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 03:37 PM (/PCJa) Ohhh. I like this discussion much better.
*settles at your feet* Was it as awesome as it sounds? Because it sounds awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 11:38 AM (VtjlW)

60 --Watch out; thoughts like that upset Ace a couple weeks ago. Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 03:34 PM (bufJH) Sigh... Seems a difficult thing for me to avoid at times. I'm all ears as to a better solution.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (bb5+k)

61 I'm sure we'll soon hear about how this contributes to Rape Culture(tm).

Right?

RIGHT??

Ohwaititdoesn'tbecauseconservativesareevil

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (xN1DB)

62 "We don't really have to advertise the things we are, only the things we wish we were." a.k.a If you gotta say it, you ain't it.

Posted by: Buck Smiley, Rodeo Clown/Freedom Fighter at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (LO3HN)

63 Haiti is still a shithole 200 plus years after the revolution, right? So he's all for shitholes. Noted.

Posted by: NCKate at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (kwl+3)

64 52 Speaking of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups... I was introduced to the RPBC S'more on vacation this year. Yes, just like a regular S'more, but instead of using a chocolate bar, you use a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 03:37 PM (/PCJa) **************** OMG! I got a sugar rush just reading that--plus my ass got fat.

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (r2PLg)

65 He's a "believer". A believer in what-Faux messiah Obama?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (gTN+E)

66 Child of the Haitian revolution? Likes the butt secks? No wonder Haiti's AIDS rate is so high.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (cYsVZ)

67 40 Nah, most rape really is just a horny, violent dirtbag with poor impulse control.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

--Are you thinking date rape? Most serial rapists loathe their victims. Consider otherwise heterosexual dudes who sodomize their male victims. There's definitely a power component.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (bufJH)

68 47 If someone here did that against someone like Pelosi would they get banned? They should get a mental health check-up at the very least. Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 03:36 PM (qc7at) It would be funny to take all of these rape/death fantasies against conservatives, and do a search&replace with liberals. Post the same screed with the names changed, and watch them come unglued. Point and laugh.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (QMWjL)

69 **We don't really have to advertise the things we are, only the things we wish we were.** truth. corollary: The things we (actually libs) hate is the thing they project the most. ermmm...I don't know if that's how it should be said but you get me point, the more a lib is all #waronwomen, the more Anti-Palin rape fantasies they have.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (QxSug)

70 Okay, his account is back. So, I have no idea what is going on. He should be suspended.

Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 28, 2013 11:39 AM (+omCY)

71 Why, whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Super duper upper body strength Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (r+7wo)

72 Actually, the Haitian Revolution involved murdering all the whites left in Haiti. Including killing white babies with pitchforks. They didn't defeat the whites in Haiti. They exterminated them. Sounds like this racist is invoking race war against whites.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (ZPrif)

73 Why is it always about rape with these imbeciles? Is it because of their little penises?

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (KIHQS)

74 At least he doesn't have binders full of women..... So there's that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (32Ze2)

75 *settles at your feet* Was it as awesome as it sounds? Because it sounds awesome. Yes. Yes it was. It helps that my wife is the Best Marshmallow Roaster of All Time. I mean, seriously- I've never seen anyone who could get that perfect shade of golden brown so even around the whole thing like that...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (/PCJa)

76 A child of the Haitian Revolution. That turned out well.

___________________________

I think France won in the long run by losing that one.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (nnkXw)

77 Seriously, if you are white, never be alone with a black dude who talks about being a son of the Haitian Revolution.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (ZPrif)

78 If he is from the Hatian revolution his base of reference is machetes and burning tire necklaces. Rape is a compliment.

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (m2CN7)

79 Ooooh- what if you put BACON in that!!

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (r2PLg)

80
Hmmmm -- says he's a lawyer.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Oh fuck! Someone get Amish a Zoloft STAT!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 11:40 AM (SX6wc)

81 Anyone who proclaims he will deliver THE TRUTH has none to share. With ONE exception: Bringing it!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:41 AM (Fauor)

82 Can Ms. Loesch report him to some LEO as threatening? By threatening her, via media, could he be considered a stalker and thus receive some type of punishment? I know the free speech fans will say he has the right to say this, but I'm thinking he has crossed a line, just as I would of anyone on the right saying such a thing.

Posted by: moki at August 28, 2013 11:41 AM (EvHC8)

83 They make a Reese's Bar now, it's the size of the Large Herhey / Mr. Goodbar . Pretty much ideal for the Reese's Smorefest.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (4xoq5)

84 It's either 'rape, and you'll love it,' or it's 'you white wimmin want the black dick.' Either way, it's 'shut up and get used for sex, bitch,' and 'Black!!!Penis!!!', because black men have magic-voodoo-sex-dicks. Or something.

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (MMC8r)

85 what if you put BACON in that!! ... ... ... Now I have to try that. With crumble bacon, I think.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (/PCJa)

86 Over/under on this scumbag getting fired and ostracized from all polite lib society for his war on women? Hah I slay me.

Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (8wqqE)

87 And he did not force his dog to travel in a container on the top of his car. Cause Compassion and all that. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 28, 2013 03:41 PM (OWjjx) Yeah, he should have transported the dog in the most expensive way possible, paid for by taxpayers.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (QMWjL)

88
Pascal Robert ‏@probert06

THE REVENGE OF JEAN JACQUES DESSALINES HAS BEGUN! BEE-IZ-NEE-LAAH WAL HAQQ AL JABBAR WAL KABEERUN! KOON FIYA KOON #HAITI #APHIA #AYITI06 #FB

"....ting tang walla walla bing bang".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (kdS6q)

89 Hmmmm -- says he's a lawyer. Doesn't the state bar frown on threating to shoot people? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 03:37 PM (kdS6q) If this is true (that he's a lawyer) and if we had the guts Liberals have, we would scream bloody murder at the bar association until they undertook a disciplinary hearing or something. Fuck with people's ability to earn a living because they are our political enemies? Yes Please. Long since past time.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:42 AM (bb5+k)

90 Very few State Bars would tolerate a member issuing such a vile attack, even if you want to call it "free speech." They won't do a thing. And it's not just political. They're pretty toothless compared to other professions' ethics organizations.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:43 AM (T0NGe)

91 If this is true (that he's a lawyer) and if we had the guts Liberals have, we would scream bloody murder at the bar association until they undertook a disciplinary hearing or something. I'm down with that. What State Bar?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:43 AM (/PCJa)

92 In Haiti, all whites wimmen are Piece Corps volunteers. If you gets my drift.

Posted by: P. Rober, Order of the Eternal Chicken Claw at August 28, 2013 11:43 AM (6xhLc)

"And anyone proclaiming his profundity of THOUGHT is borderline retarded, and I apologize for the derogatory use of the word "borderline." "

This is top notch writing here.. heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 28, 2013 11:44 AM (nTgAI)

94 They won't do a thing. And it's not just political. They're pretty toothless compared to other professions' ethics organizations.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 03:43 PM (T0NGe)
____________________________

Remember.... you are talking about lawyers and ethics...... Hahahahahaha I slay myself

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 28, 2013 11:44 AM (32Ze2)

95 The problem isn't him being our political enemy. The problem is he is openly threatening to murder and rape white women ... for being white and Republican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:44 AM (ZPrif)

96 >>>Texas A&M taking a bold stand. honor code FTW

Posted by: X at August 28, 2013 11:44 AM (KHo8t)

97 I know the leftards are seriously deranged, but this is beyond what I expected. If he claimed "hacked!" I'd have half a mind to believe him at this point.

Posted by: red sweater at August 28, 2013 03:36 PM (oATMN)

--------------------------------------

Don't kid yourself. 30-40% of the US population is this deranged. I've met some of them. They want to kill us.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 11:45 AM (vGlNi)

98 The women were nestled Not safe in their beds While visions of goatherds Danced in Pascal's head. *That is Roh-bare as in Colbert, he exclaims

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:45 AM (Fauor)

99 It would be funny to take all of these rape/death fantasies against conservatives, and do a search&replace with liberals. Post the same screed with the names changed, and watch them come unglued. Point and laugh.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 03:39 PM (QMWjL)

--The trouble is that it would be unconvincing, since no man, straight or otherwise, fantasizes about doing Nancy Lugosi.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 11:45 AM (bufJH)

100 How embarassing for this lover of women, he got @DLoesch mixed up with @MileyCyrus! I hate when I do that.

Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 11:45 AM (8wqqE)

101 "Contributor" in quotes is right. He's "contributed" a lot of entries to huffpo with 0 comments. Most comments any entry got is about 8. Is this something like a kos diary, so practically anyone can post something on the domain? Because he looks like a mouth-breathing nobody to me. Who makes lewd come-ons to chicks on twitter all day. Loesch was just his most high-profile target.

Posted by: red sweater at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (oATMN)

102 Ow. The latest update- side splitting.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (/PCJa)

103 My current Tweety profile is "Professional cat herder, amateur moose burglar" I need to add "Slow motion cliff-diver" I'm super cereal!

Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (+f8WI)

104 So, Hasan did get death. Good.

Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (+omCY)

105 I can totally see Holder's DOJ and the State Bar going after this guy for these crude, threatening, harassing messages. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Like all the other death threats against the right the DOJ investigated. This is *normal* behavior on the left. It's excused and ignored and even defended. That's the sort of person we're dealing with.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (qyfb5)

106 If he's not Muslim he is very into how Islam made it's way to Haiti. An angry, hateful, black dude influenced by Islam. Good thing one of those types could never be president.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 11:46 AM (g1DWB)

107 The problem isn't him being our political enemy. The problem is he is openly threatening to murder and rape white women ... for being white and Republican. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 03:44 PM (ZPrif) I count that as being a political enemy.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (bb5+k)

108 Saw someone on twitter say she was interested in intersectional feminism. See also: scissoring.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (/PCJa)

109 Cantalopes... sweet sweet cantalopes...

Posted by: DAve at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (OksBo)

110 Oh fuck! Someone get Amish a Zoloft STAT! Yeah, I'm on it. Sadly. But the problem with this guy is that he clearly thinks he's a genius on the level of...well maybe nobody compares to him in his mind. Nobody in his life came along and said, "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (T0NGe)

111

33 I am 7 feet tall and I have a HUUUUUGE penis. Serious you guys....

There was hushed talk at the family reunion that mom gave my twin brother away at birth.

Are you smart and good looking too?

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (u2a4R)

112 They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams.

Dreams is the one on the left...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (wtvvX)

113 I added a top ten list.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 11:47 AM (/IWYB)

114 Animals.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (V3kRK)

115 This pales before the time Mitt Romney flipped Hillary Clinton the bird and said 'Suck deez nutz, bee-yotch!'

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (MMC8r)

116 Thought Merchant: Out of Stock

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (Fauor)

117 95 In Haiti, all whites wimmen are Piece Corps volunteers. If you gets my drift.

Posted by: P. Rober, Order of the Eternal Chicken Claw at August 28, 2013 03:43 PM (6xhLc)

So they're all corpse-women?

Posted by: Barry Odipshit at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (bufJH)

118 Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 03:47 PM (/IWYB) And an awesome one it is, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (/PCJa)

119 Well, threatening to rape and kill white Republican women is a little different from, say, wanting to impose single-payer healthcare and universal pre-K. That's what I was saying.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (ZPrif)

120 Great, a Voodoo Jihadist.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (ZshNr)

121
Pascal Robert's Overview

Current
Contributor at The Huffington Post

Past
Social Networking Consultant at Independent Consultant
Owner, Managing Partner at The Robert Law Group, LLC
Owner, President at Visionary Title Services
Assistant General Counsel at Miami-Dade County Court System
Judicial Case Manager at Miami-Dade County 11th Judicial Circuit Family Court

Education
Boston University School of Law
Hofstra University
St. Francis Preparatory School

So, Florida bar, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (kdS6q)

122 Saw someone on twitter say she was interested in intersectional feminism. See also: scissoring. And twerking.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM (qc7at)

123 Thank you. That actually makes sense. I have no idea if it's right. I was just snarking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)

124

20 I vote "Religion of Peace" response.

True. Open a fatwa on his ass. (May be hard to do, due to the chancre already there.)

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (VndSC)

125

All we are say-ing

is eat beans and fra-nks

/hippies

Posted by: Bigby's Opposable Thumbs at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (3ZtZW)

126 If this asshole is a "son of the Haitian revolution" or some stupid shit, why isn't he still in fucking Haiti fixing that shithole.

Posted by: Timon at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (kTI1S)

127 3. "#NoH8" = "I hate nearly everybody, but particularly those I come into contact with which, thanks to my anti-social personality disorder and crippling social anxiety, is mostly limited to twitter and having disputes with delivery boys" *********** #3 for the win.

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (r2PLg)

128 Yes. Yes it was. It helps that my wife is the Best Marshmallow Roaster of All Time. I mean, seriously- I've never seen anyone who could get that perfect shade of golden brown so even around the whole thing like that... Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 03:40 PM (/PCJa) My brother is like that. He just waves them over the campfire and they are perfect. Of course, he's also one of those annoying people who will wander into the kitchen, randomly throw stuff together and half an hour later there's a gourmet meal on the table.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (VtjlW)

129 My twitter profile: Moron

Posted by: forest at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (stMuz)

130 They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams. Hope and Change.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:49 AM (T0NGe)

131 O/T but Ed Markey supports Syria intervention. It shows what a bad idea it is when my former congressman, now senator supports it.

Posted by: CarolT at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (z4WKX)

132 Don't kid yourself. 30-40% of the US population is this deranged. I've met some of them. They want to kill us. Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 03:45 PM (vGlNi) I can't possibly imagine how they feel. No, Really, it's just beyond my ken. As that one Army Ranger put it, "Myself and my friends are all Trained Professional killers. The current status quo protects them from us a lot more than it does us from them."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (bb5+k)

133 OT:

A military court sentenced Maj. Nidal Hasan to death on Wednesday for the 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood, giving the Army psychiatrist what he believed would be a path to martyrdom in the attack on unarmed fellow soldiers.

How soon before Barry and Holder jump in to try to stop it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (1Jaio)

134 Yeah, I'm on it. Sadly. But the problem with this guy is that he clearly thinks he's a genius on the level of...well maybe nobody compares to him in his mind. Nobody in his life came along and said, "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." So he thinks he's Barky?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (qc7at)

135 St. Francis Preparatory School ********* Oh boy.....

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (r2PLg)

136 What's Twitter?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 28, 2013 11:50 AM (4xoq5)

137 BTW I don't mean my snark to discourage reporting him to the State Bar. Definitely do that, and someone in Florida should do that in person if at all possible.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 11:51 AM (qyfb5)

138 Of course, he's also one of those annoying people who will wander into the kitchen, randomly throw stuff together and half an hour later there's a gourmet meal on the table. Yeah... my wife can't do that. As she likes to point out, she's screwed up Chicken Helper. She's the kind of person who can wonder into the kitchen, randomly throw stuff together, and an hour later there's a gourmet cheesecake. Gourmet meal? Not so much.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:51 AM (/PCJa)

139 So they're all corpse-women?

Posted by: Barry Odipshit at August 28, 2013 03:48 PM (bufJH)

No, King Putt can pronounce "Corps" correctly when discussing the Peace Corp, a navy Corpsman, not so much...

Posted by: Timon at August 28, 2013 11:51 AM (kTI1S)

140 Does he also work for DHS?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:51 AM (Fauor)

141 funny list. Yeah, "pro-sex feminist" definitely have the non-sexy-fun issues. "pro-sex feminist" = I uncontrollably cry during sex

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:51 AM (ZPrif)

142 So they're all corpse-women? Posted by: Barry Odipshit at August 28, 2013 03:48 PM (bufJH) When they are done with them.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:52 AM (bb5+k)

143 5. "freeminded atheist on a personal mission to probe the truth in all its forms" = "I follow Penn Gilette"

I read a book once.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (KXm42)

144 4. "progressive male" = "i might rape you. also, ur a fag" carries man-purse

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (Fauor)

145 121 Thought Merchant: Out of Stock Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 03:48 PM (Fauor) ********** LOL! Outta Business

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (r2PLg)

146 "pro-sex feminist" = penises literally frighten me

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (ZPrif)

147 1. "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t. I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams"

**

My gawd Ace...Its like you can see right through me!!!

I'm so embarrassed but yet I feel free.

as for the rest of you morons...

follow me @dananjcon

No H8Rs pleeze!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (jvd3N)

148 If this asshole is a "son of the Haitian revolution" or some stupid shit, why isn't he still in fucking Haiti fixing that shithole. Posted by: Timon at August 28, 2013 03:49 PM (kTI1S) Because if he were there, it would be a WORSE shithole.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (bb5+k)

149 Awwww ... I like Penn & Teller.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (ZPrif)

150 "I like luxury"

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (KXm42)

151 1. "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t. I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams" ******* to be fair, would not touch, but she is rich. and money can be an aphrodisiac. For gay men.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (QxSug)

152 >>> Awwww ... I like Penn & Teller.

i do too.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/IWYB)

153 4. "progressive male" = "i might rape you. also, ur a fag" ********* spittake.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (QxSug)

154 3. "#NoH8" = "I hate nearly everybody,

No, no, no. Misanthropes would never, ever use that fucking acronym.

NoH8ers are ego-diddlin' cretins, full of themselves and can't muster the neurons to form a cogent thought.

NOH8 is the exclusive province of perpetual sophomores who think Rage Against the Machine is 'deep, man, deep.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (SX6wc)

155 Nice one!

I've stopped engaging folks on Twitter so much, but there was a time when I got called hateful things by progressive males, mostly, as a conservative female speaking my mind, and I'm a nobody. (Sad, but true!) Never got rape-threatened, though. It's okay for a prog to do that to conservative women, blacks, Hispanics, gays, etc., it's a law written down somewhere.

Ms. Loesch thinks it's all to make conservative women afraid to speak out, and I agree.

Posted by: Theresa (D) at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (qg5F5)

156

have a brother

mmmmkay. Isn't he saying black men are rapey animals incapable of controlling themselves

give it to you up the ass

cause everyone knows black people are all into anal and stuff cause they nasty

wow Pascal. Get some help. Waaayy too many Mandingo movies

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (zOTsN)

157 Ace stomped by JohnE.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (/PCJa)

158 Dreams is the one on the left...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
--------------

Wait..., her left, or your left. Details are important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (aDwsi)

159 "pro-sex feminist" = I uncontrollably cry during sex ******* 1. fat 2. ugly 3. old 4. frizzly unstylish hair. choose any 4.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (QxSug)

160 I was too intimidated to try to make mayonnaise today. That can't say anything good about my kitchen confidence.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (ZshNr)

161 . "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t. I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams"

_________________________________

I sort of have this fantasy where I seduce her and then get her hooked on treadmills, Zumba, and the Brazilian Butt Lift DVDs.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (nnkXw)

162 I've stopped engaging folks on Twitter so much, but there was a time when I got called hateful things by progressive males, mostly, as a conservative female speaking my mind, and I'm a nobody. (Sad, but true!) I've noticed that libs attack conservative women on Twitter like piranhas.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (T0NGe)

163 But he didn't put her in a binder. So, no foul.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (qwK3S)

164 But, yeah, every non-leftist, non-psycho asshole atheist imagines himself as Penn. Especially the ones with pony-tails who keep samurai swords on their wall and have detailed opinions on when the Texas Renaissance Fair started going down hill.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (ZPrif)

165 8. "PREPARE FOR THE TRUTH" = "I am on a cocktail of haldol and Zoloft and murder fantasies" ********* like most white men, Zmimerman gunned down an 8 year old black boy because he wore a hoodie.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (QxSug)

166 107 So, Hasan did get death. Good. Posted by: TWERK4PEACE! at August 28, 2013 03:46 PM -------------------- Let's see. I'm two years older than this vermin. What are the chances I'll live long enough to see his execution?

Posted by: irright at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (Ze8oh)

167 If someone here did that against someone like Pelosi would they get banned?

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 03:28 PM (zZbNF)

Yes. Then involuntarily committed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get One Vituperation at the regular price, second Vituperation half off! at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (hLRSq)

168 Awwww ... I like Penn Teller. i do too. Teller has the best job. Never has to worry about flubbing a line...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (qc7at)

169 My twitter profile just says 'Jersey Shore'. Any more is NOYB.

Posted by: trainer's looking for a Militia to join... at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (K5X44)

170 I sort of have this fantasy where I seduce her and then get her hooked on treadmills, Zumba, and the Brazilian Butt Lift DVDs. Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2013 03:56 PM (nnkXw) ******************** Listen--she's going to lose it in the boobs first.

Posted by: Hershey's HR Department at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (r2PLg)

171 I clicked on the provided link to The Blaze, and then clicked on the "THOUGHT MERCHANT" (link in red) ... ... and fond this: " Economic and Ecological Transformation for Jamaica and Haiti JUNE 12, 2013 tags: Bill Clinton, Haiti, Imperialism, Jamaica, Neoliberalism During the weekend of June 7-9 2013 I had the honor to participate on a panel at the Left Forurm 2013: The largest annual intellectual conference of leftists in the United States. The forum was on economic and ecological transformation for Jamaica and Haiti. In the videos below you will view the full panel made up of myself, Haitian Labor Activist Kiki Makandal, Teamsters Union 808 leader Christophe Silvera, speaking on the situation in Jamaica, and Colia LaFayette Clark, of HUERA: Humanism Economy Rights Art. The moderator and facilitator is Cecile Lawrence, leading member and former candidate from the Green Party of New York. The conversation ranges from subjects IÂ’ve touched on in some of my writing such as Haiti For Sale and The Importance of Haiti. Historical Imperialism, U.S. destabilization, the role of NGOs, neoliberalism, global austerity, and the role of international labor are just a few of the many topics discussed on this great panel. I hope you enjoy and receive some benefit from the discussion." The pseudo-intellectualism reeks. The pictures suggests a devastating Affirmative Action failure in progress. The number of activists, NGOs and union louts mentioned makes me feel like I'm missing a $20 ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (FlRtG)

172 I have a friend whose sibling is a Huff Po "contributor". An actor type who hasn't worked in for-ev-er. Keeps trying to come up with a catchy phrase for branding off the posts. Not working. Literally of figuratively. Family still supports said contributor and they are wellll into their 40s

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (zOTsN)

173 Strangely, though, I never get any crap for being a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'd have thought that would be automatic. ☺

Posted by: Theresa (D) at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (qg5F5)

174 Yeah, but Teller has to do all the sleight of hand. You don't have to memorize lines. You do have to obsessively practice for hours everyday since you were 12. Life is full of trade-offs.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (ZPrif)

175 Whoot. Love the Irony.

Posted by: Picric at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (C3sBm)

176 Strangely, though, I never get any crap for being a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'd have thought that would be automatic. ☺

They haven't won but 1 playoff game in 17 years. That's why.

No one gives me shit for being a Raider fan either.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (KXm42)

177 With friends like these . . .

http://tinyurl.com/m4yo2yz

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (XUKZU)

178 Strangely, though, I never get any crap for being a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'd have thought that would be automatic I love my Dallas Cowboys. Yet, in my Fantasy Football league (aside: how did *I* get involved with a Fantasy Football league?), I only have two on my roster- and one of them is a back-up. You know, I know- heck Barack Obama (sports idiot that he is) knows- Dallas will be lucky to be 9-7 this season. 10-6 would take literal Divine Intervention.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (/PCJa)

179 Casualty for threads is high today.
Stompy on stompy

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (aDwsi)

180 My wife is the kind that can walk into a kitchen, randomly throw stuff together and 30 minutes later the pizza delivery guy appears. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 28, 2013 03:53 PM (OWjjx) hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (Fauor)

181
--Or they deliver truisms, like "Racism is bad." Equally worthless.

Anyone can get four cents off per gallon by just paying in cash. Speaking truth to power!!!!!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (qoQi/)

182 If anyone does know the means by which you report someone to the Bar, they should update here, especially if other people can help. Would be nice to see at least one of the League of Online Psychos pay *something* for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (qyfb5)

183

did a post just disappear?

Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:03 PM (Y7jCH)

184

But WE'RE the side waging a #WarOnWomen.

I hate these people. So much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (4df7R)

185 I never have denied it. I'd fuck Megan McCain. They are delicious. And if she dropped 15 lbs she'd be hot as hell.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (HDgX3)

186 "Looks like I picked a bad day to be a AosHQ thread.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (aDwsi)

187 he's like the filner on the internet.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (UU4IQ)

188 Speaking of projection, did evil corporate PuffHo ever start paying the people who work for them?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (/kI1Q)

189 190 did a post just disappear? Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 04:03 PM (Y7jCH) ________ GOP Tech guy? Good I didn't imagine reading it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:04 PM (HDgX3)

190 8. "PREPARE FOR THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!" = Booooosh brought down the twin towers because BLOOD FOR OIL, NEW WORLD ORDER and DADDY ISSUES

Posted by: The MSM at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

191 If anyone does know the means by which you report someone to the Bar, they should update here, especially if other people can help. Can we verify which State Bar Association he's with? I've heard a guess of FL, but it won't do us any good to harass the wrong one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (/PCJa)

192 Huh? I was just finishing my treatise on the mean-spiritedness of the Tea Party on John E's thread.

Posted by: John "juan" McCain at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (vGlNi)

193 Teller's got to get his point across with his eyes, while Penn jabbers like a carny. That's a tough job.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (V40IZ)

194 did a post just disappear?

Posted by: Shoey

Yes, along with my insanely brilliant comment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (SX6wc)

195 "Truth" is kind of "internet slang" for "completely made-up bullshit."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (qyfb5)

196 Oh come on! I just wall o'text ranted and it went away?
Fuck that, I'm going to go make some RPBC bacon s'mores.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (VtjlW)

197

190
did a post just disappear?
Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 04:03 PM (Y7jCH)

GOP Tech guy vs. Dana Loesch.

A no-brainer.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (VndSC)

198 Where's the rape part of that quote? He asked her if she would like to have a brother give it to her up the ass. The only way that's rape is if it's assumed that Dana would only take it up the ass (using the quote) from a brother would be over protest, ie, non-consensual sex. That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (AdBfq)

199

It's weird how all these self proclaimed "outside the box" left wing "thinkers" sound exactly like every other dumbshit leftist I've ever met.

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (HzhBE)

200 Fuck that, I'm going to go make some RPBC bacon s'mores. You'll have to tell us how they turn out. But I'm betting they won't suck.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (/PCJa)

201 In a fit of pique, Ace has fired the proofreader.

And it's taken me this long to clean out my desk. I didn't realize how much crap you can accumulate in a week.

And by crap I mean empty Val-U-Rite bottles.

Posted by: Ace's former proofreader at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (JawqV)

202 The Day of Doomed Threads. Posters hardest hit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:06 PM (aDwsi)

203 Has anybody called Zsa Zsa out on this shit? Or is she no longer involved with that shithole? Or can nobody put up with having to listen to her, which can theoretically convert a straight male to homo.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 28, 2013 12:07 PM (FdRNq)

204 196 190
did a post just disappear?
Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 04:03 PM (Y7jCH)

________

GOP Tech guy? Good I didn't imagine reading it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 04:04 PM (HDgX3)

yeah that one

Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:07 PM (Y7jCH)

205 This upstanding imbecile has been disbarred in Florida: http://tinyurl.com/q5f7vvl I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up on the 6 o'clock news for beating, raping and murdering someone.

Posted by: D'Oh! at August 28, 2013 12:07 PM (nm4/M)

206 Fuck that, I'm going to go make some RPBC bacon s'mores. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM (VtjlW) Wait for me! I have bacon.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:07 PM (qyfb5)

207 This upstanding imbecile has been disbarred in Florida: Well that takes the fun right out of it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (/PCJa)

208 201 did a post just disappear?

Posted by: Shoey

Yes, along with my insanely brilliant comment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM (SX6wc)

I know

Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (Y7jCH)

209

His bio makes it very clear he is unemployed.

It looks like he got his law degree, hung a shingle, failed, went to work for a title company, quit or failed, got hired by Miami Dade, failed, got shoved over to Family Court, where he failed and either was fired or quit.

I doubt very much his law license is current or that he practices anymore

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (zOTsN)

210 That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?

Posted by: Scott M a

**************************

Yes. The unwillingness to happily "take it up the ass" from some crazed black guy on Twitter clearly this proves that ace and Dana Loesch are racists.

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (HzhBE)

211 I've been twerking on the railroad, all the live-long day...

Posted by: Miley (the Hobo) Cyrus at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (VndSC)

212 Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:06 PM (AdBfq) ^^ Hi there, Thought Merchant Because EVERBODY says "I'd like a brother to give it to you up the ass" means consensual sex, doesn't it?!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2013 12:09 PM (gTN+E)

213
Speaking of projection, did evil corporate PuffHo ever start paying the people who work for them?

Sure. Valuable coupons, and some old green stamps they found under a pile of moldy magazines in the basement.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 28, 2013 12:09 PM (qoQi/)

214 That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:06 PM (AdBfq)

O_O

Wow.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:09 PM (4df7R)

215

he was disbarred?

aha!!!

for what?

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

216 Yeah, Megan McCain is super hot, in a trashy Miss Piggy kinda way. I would hit that like a hurricane.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 28, 2013 12:09 PM (q177U)

217 JohnE's post will be back (with all comments).

So here's the thing. First, he stomped me like he's the New Meatball.

Second, the next post has to be Hasan, as it's breaking news, and people are already jibberjabbering about it.

Third, with his post in draft, I can get dinner

Like, leave my apartment to get it. Like not just get Mickey D's.

Posted by: ACE at August 28, 2013 12:10 PM (/IWYB)

218 he was disbarred? aha!!! for what? We borrowed the Time Machine that Ace totally doesn't have.

Posted by: FL State Bar Association at August 28, 2013 12:10 PM (/PCJa)

219 I've been twerking on the railroad, all the live-long day... Posted by: Miley
----------------

Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow
Dinah won't you blow my horn

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:10 PM (aDwsi)

220 203 Oh come on! I just wall o'text ranted and it went away?

Fuck that, I'm going to go make some RPBC bacon s'mores.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM (VtjlW)

what kinda blog is this where a guy (or gal) can't accuse strangers of being RINO's and shills of the central bankers?

Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:10 PM (Y7jCH)

221

You can have Megan McCain.

Really. Everyone has their own taste, mine doesn't happen to include floppy fat breasts.

Apparently some people around here mistakenly equate a preference for petite, physically fit women with secret homosexual tendencies, but I tend to think those that do have secret homosexual tendencies.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2013 12:10 PM (TOk1P)

222 Wait for me! I have bacon. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 04:07 PM (qyfb5) *waits*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (VtjlW)

223 205 Where's the rape part of that quote? He asked her if she would like to have a brother give it to her up the ass. The only way that's rape is if it's assumed that Dana would only take it up the ass (using the quote) from a brother would be over protest, ie, non-consensual sex. That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it? Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:06 PM (AdBfq) it was a passive agressive threat.....and you scott m are vile

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (ur5qr)

224 Wow. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 28, 2013 04:09 PM (4df7R) Yep. There's at least one every day lately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (qyfb5)

225 seriously what was he disbarred for?

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (zOTsN)

226 Whoa. Ace went all-caps.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (/kI1Q)

227

Posted by: ACE at August 28, 2013 04:10 PM (/IWYB)

Oh ACE. You're so cute with your whole, "I'm totally going to leave the apartment and go find food!"-ness. *ruffles your fur!*

But why the all-caps nic? ACE instead of ace? It's... it's like you're a different person!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (4df7R)

228 Third, with his post in draft, I can get dinner Like, leave my apartment to get it. Like not just get Mickey D's. Yes, but will have time to roast the hobo, or will you have to eat him raw? Or do you have one of those "Set it and forget it" things?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (/PCJa)

229 Third, with his post in draft, I can get dinner Like, leave my apartment to get it. Like not just get Mickey D's.

Posted by: ACE
-------------

4:00? Geeze..., you getting the Early Bird Special?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (aDwsi)

230 AOSHQ: Come for the comments, stay for the disappearing threads...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (WjLUf)

231 Third, with his post in draft, I can get dinner Like, leave my apartment to get it. Like not just get Mickey D's.

Leave your apartment?

I guess that disproves the conspiracy theory that you and Allahpundit are the same person.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (SY2Kh)

232 Sort of related. On Twitter, conservative actress Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:11 PM (Tnlh/)

233 I've been twerking on the railroad, all the live-long day... Posted by: Miley ---------------- Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow Dinah won't you blow my horn Don't make me bring the mother of all earworms...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (qc7at)

234

apparently

Scott M does not object at all when some random black guy shoves his dick up his ass

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

235 This upstanding imbecile has been disbarred in Florida:

http://tinyurl.com/q5f7vvl

I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up on the 6 o'clock news for beating, raping and murdering someone.

Nice, you can leave a review of his laweriness if you're so inclined.

An anonymous review.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (JawqV)

236 I still see Needle Hasan being referred to as Major. Isn't a reduction in rank called for after multiple murder convictions? God forbid you ever get a DUI in the service, reductions are routine. Maybe different for Officers?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (ZshNr)

237 Love that list!
How about "Independent! Non-conformist! Thinks outside the box!" = agrees with all of the other members of the self-appointed independent thinker/non-conformist Leftist herd who spend their days Speaking Truth to Power(tm).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (WoYoH)

238 *waits* Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (VtjlW) (brings mobile cooler with selection of bacons)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (qyfb5)

239 Third, with his post in draft, I can get dinner Like, leave my apartment to get it. Like not just get Mickey D's. Wait, your Mickey D's delivers? And I thought I was jealous of my friend who has a KFC that will.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (VtjlW)

240

Any good Peruvian places near you, Ace?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (4xoq5)

241 This guy sounds like the type to swat you if he gets his panties in a wod. Like that other convicted terrorist, bomber scumbag.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (jvd3N)

242 Really. Everyone has their own taste, mine doesn't happen to include floppy fat breasts. They all look the same face down, butt up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (qc7at)

243 Oh boy.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:13 PM (Hx2XA)

244 Sort of related. On Twitter, conservative actress Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words. Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (Tnlh/) I was going to laugh, but it's sad, and more sad that I'm not even a tiny bit surprised.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:14 PM (qyfb5)

245

I would like to hear more mindblowing commentary from Scott M's big, giant brain.

He's like a hurricane of logic and wisdom, driving bits of straw straight through our regressed, paleo-racist cerebrums.

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:14 PM (HzhBE)

246 230 205 Where's the rape part of that quote? He asked her if she would like to have a brother give it to her up the ass. The only way that's rape is if it's assumed that Dana would only take it up the ass (using the quote) from a brother would be over protest, ie, non-consensual sex. That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?
Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:06 PM (AdBfq)

it was a passive agressive threat.....and you scott m are vile

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (ur5qr)

--Dana is already happily married, right? So the assumption that sex with anyone other than her husband would then be speculation of rape.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:14 PM (bufJH)

247 Speaking of bacon- there is apparently some Kosher Deli in Vancouver (I think... maybe it's on the Canada side) that serves a bacon donut. "How does a Kosher Deli serve bacon?" I hear you ask. And I answer: "They make their own beef bacon." This is something I *must* find a way to try.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:14 PM (/PCJa)

248 Yep. There's at least one every day lately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (qyfb5)

Apparently.

Oh, and Scott M, here's the thing: If some random weirdo on Twitter -- or elsewhere -- were to Tweet at me that he "knows" I'd "look good in thigh high stockings" and that I'd "love" to "take it up the ass from a brother," guess what? My immediate revulsion and urge to call teh cops wouldn't be racist. It'd be because some whackjob lunatic I'd never met was working out his twisted fantasies using my body as his lurid playground. No thanks. I don't swing that way, sugarplum.

But hey, if you do, Scotty, well, it takes all types to make a world. Craigslist is 'atta way. *points* Have a ball.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:14 PM (4df7R)

249 OT. Maj. Hassan sentenced to death for Fort Hood killings...GOOD!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2013 12:15 PM (MZLjr)

250 I still don't get the Peruvian joke. OTOH, I have had Peruvian chicken and it was awesome.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:15 PM (ZPrif)

251 I'm wondering if this disbarment thing is some sort of cosmic intersecetion that we ought to take advantage of? You know, like, rant a little bit about the SPLC..., maybe THEIR credentials will retroactively evaporate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:15 PM (aDwsi)

252 Progressive blogger Pascal Robert, known online as Â“THOUGHT MERCHANT,Â” Come to THOUGHT MERCHANT for all your thinkng needs. THOUGHT MERCHANT! Where the shelves are always empty.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:15 PM (PiTdT)

253 in other news....miley, justin and little twist have a new song called .....wait for it..... twerk!!!!! yippeeee

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:15 PM (ur5qr)

254

come on

some guys like floppy fat boobs

some guys like to take it up the ass from random black guys

leave Scotty alone!!!!!

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (zOTsN)

255 Sort of related. On Twitter, conservative actress Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (Tnlh/)

*FACE*

*PALM*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (4df7R)

256 251 Sort of related. On Twitter, conservative actress Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words. Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 04:11 PM (Tnlh/) She would have been hammered even harder if she adopted a phony 'blaccent' a la Hillary!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (QMWjL)

257 (brings mobile cooler with selection of bacons)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 04:13 PM (qyfb5)

This needs a more detailed description.

Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (v3pYe)

258
Pascal Robert
Disbarred
Not eligible to practice in Florida

County:        Miami-Dade
Circuit:        11
Admitted:        12/30/2002

10-Year Discipline History        Yes
floridabar.org

LoL.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (kdS6q)

259 THOUGHT MERCHANT! Home of the recall.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (PiTdT)

260 Ace lives in an apartment? Like a basement apartment? Dude.

Posted by: Cellar Dweller at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (KqwSL)

261 >>Wait, your Mickey D's delivers? And I thought I was jealous of my friend who has a KFC that will. One of the best things about my old place in Boston was the independent delivery guys. They would get you anything you wanted from any restaurant even if that restaurant didn't deliver. Now I'm expected to actually drive to the place and get it myself. The man is trying to keep me down.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (g1DWB)

262 Yeah, she quoted MLK and get yelled at for using the word negro. In the quote. Which MLK said.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (ZPrif)

263 OT. Maj. Hassan sentenced to death for Fort Hood killings...GOOD!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2013 04:15 PM (MZLjr)

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (4df7R)

264 Shutup! It's not rape if your uncle buys you ice cream afterward! Double scoop, too, haters! Guess you're mad you didn't get any!

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 12:17 PM (HzhBE)

265 Beef bacon is to bacon, what beef barbecue is to barbecue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:17 PM (aDwsi)

266 OMG worlds great video game (sidebar) is fuggin hysterical.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 12:17 PM (jvd3N)

267 >>>Where's the rape part of that quote? He asked her if she would like to have a brother give it to her up the ass. The only way that's rape is if it's assumed that Dana would only take it up the ass (using the quote) from a brother would be over protest, ie, non-consensual sex. That says more about the assumption than the quote, doesn't it?

hm. well-played.

Except I didn't say "rape," idiot. I said "sex fantasy."

YOU said rape.

so what's that say about YOUR assumptions, chief?

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:17 PM (/IWYB)

268 Beef bacon is to bacon, what beef barbecue is to barbecue. So.... awesome. Got it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:17 PM (/PCJa)

269

In Peruvia chickens are tenderized up to three times a day starting on their first nameday.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (4xoq5)

270 232 seriously what was he disbarred for? Doesn't state the reasons why, just that he was disciplined then disbarred My guess is he displayed the same winning character & personality traits currently aimed at Dana Loesch.

Posted by: D'Oh! at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (nm4/M)

271

shhhh

Scott wants to be ass raped by some random black guy

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (zOTsN)

272

50 Shades of Haitian Rape

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (m2CN7)

273 >>>>>Wait, your Mickey D's delivers? And I thought I was jealous of my friend who has a KFC that will.

no but it's a quick drive and no one will notice when I'm gone.

and I don't want that. I want real food today.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (/IWYB)

274 Who can't say 'Negro'?

Posted by: Taggert at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (4xoq5)

275 But is it butt-rape, butt-rape? Lots of buts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 12:18 PM (ZshNr)

276 Also, it's good to see everybody celebrate the openly bigoted, proudly homophobic MLK Jr. Oh, do we not mention those facts about MLK? I just assumed since he's now in the Founding Fathers pantheon that he gets the Founding Fathers treatment. I celebrate all our slave-owning rapists and homophobic bigots that made America great!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM (ZPrif)

277

Scott is working out some issues. Like Miley

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

278 and I don't want that. I want real food today.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:18 PM (/IWYB)

Ah. IHOP.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

279

If Martin Luther King were alive today, he'd support anal sex fantasies with white women on Twitter.

Truth.

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM (HzhBE)

280 270 OT. Maj. Hassan sentenced to death for Fort Hood killings...GOOD! Posted by: Minnfidel at August 28, 2013 04:15 PM (MZLjr) YAAAAAAAY!!!!! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 28, 2013 04:16 PM (4df7R) Someone in authority should raffle off tickets for the firing squad at $5 per shooter...they would rake in at least 40 million.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM (QMWjL)

281 On Twitter, conservative actress Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words.

I'm sure they've never been taught his actual words. Kids realizing "MLK talked like a white guy" would shatter all kinds of worldviews/social conventions that benefit the people doing the teaching/preaching.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (/kI1Q)

282 I want fish and chips.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (ZshNr)

283 Whoa. I feel all boxed in.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (/kI1Q)

284 I've stopped engaging folks on Twitter so much, but there was a time when I got called hateful things by progressive males, mostly, as a conservative female speaking my mind, and I'm a nobody. (Sad, but true!) Never got rape-threatened, though. It's okay for a prog to do that to conservative women, blacks, Hispanics, gays, etc., it's a law written down somewhere. Ms. Loesch thinks it's all to make conservative women afraid to speak out, and I agree. Posted by: Theresa (D) at August 28, 2013 03:55 PM (qg5F5 It almost never happens to me, even when I was blogging regularly and had a pretty large following. I think people are afraid of bald-headed women.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (Tnlh/)

285 uh-oh

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (ZPrif)

286 and I don't want that. I want real food today. Steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (qc7at)

287

*mimes being in a box*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (4df7R)

288 THOUGHT MERCHANT: the reason the Romans said "caveat emptor".

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (PiTdT)

289 did the HQ suddenly "go blue", literally and figuratively?

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:20 PM (zOTsN)

290 Ok, who's the thought bringer who did this?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (g1DWB)

291 there has been a change in the matrix....

Posted by: model_1066 at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (QMWjL)

292 Kinda of portly for a Haitian.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (Hx2XA)

293 Getting dark early.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (Hx2XA)

294 Stacey Dash quoted MLK today and got excoriated for things like not "speaking like a black person." The cretins didn't even recognize MLK's words.

Posted by: baldilocks

Well, it was a good Republic while it lasted.

< string of profanity here >

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (SX6wc)

295 Obama mentioned not all of MLK's dreams have been realized. It would help a lot when people stop using the phrase "speaking like a black person".

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (VndSC)

296 This needs a more detailed description. Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 04:16 PM (v3pYe) You mean like cured and uncured, thick cut thin cut medium cut, maple, vanilla, black pepper, red pepper, cayenne pepper, brown sugar or caramel pork and beef bacon?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (qyfb5)

297 Stacey Dash was smokin' hot in "Mo' Money." She still is, and the fact that she's one of us... Ugh!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 12:21 PM (WjLUf)

298 243 I still see Needle Hasan being referred to as Major. Isn't a reduction in rank called for after multiple murder convictions? God forbid you ever get a DUI in the service, reductions are routine. Maybe different for Officers? Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 04:12 PM (ZshNr He's still a major until that part of the sentence (reduction in rank to E-1) is carried out. That's the way it's done under the UCMJ.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (Tnlh/)

299 Um, ace? Your update boxed us in.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (4df7R)

300 Elvis has left the building.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (ZPrif)

301

its so dark in here

I denounce myself

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (zOTsN)

302 "How does a Kosher Deli serve bacon?" I hear you ask.
And I answer: "They make their own beef bacon."

Beef or turkey?

What part of the beef would you use?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (/kI1Q)

303 THOUGHT MERCHANT: Voted "Most Likely to File for Intellectual Bankruptcy" back in high school.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (PiTdT)

304 Yeah, she quoted MLK and get yelled at for using the word negro. In the quote. Which MLK said.

***

No one is really black unless they've been down by law for at least one felony.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (XUKZU)

305 Pascal Robert ‏@probert06 48m @DAWGONDUTY @DLoesch You wouldn't know a real man if he fucked you or your daddy in the ass you Gog and Magog Cracker. Be with ur ancestors he has major problems.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (ur5qr)

306

I picture Ace rolling through the Drive-Through in a white on white 1987 VW Rabbit Cabriolet.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (4xoq5)

307
Pascal Robert ‏@probert06
@glennbeck YOU WILL BE WITH YOUR GOG AND MAGOG ANCESTORS!!

2 subtle 4 me. I wonder what this member of the Religion of Peace(tm) means?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 12:22 PM (kdS6q)

308 Ace... does whatever software *you're* using not have formatting buttons? I mean, most of the time the author at least gets to hit the "block quote" button and have the HTML auto-generated.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:23 PM (/PCJa)

309 >>>Um, ace? Your update boxed us in.

you all need boundaries

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:23 PM (/IWYB)

310

he has a real thing for ass sex

what is Gog and Magog

is he a member of ROP?

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

311 no but it's a quick drive and no one will notice when I'm gone. and I don't want that. I want real food today. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:18 PM (/IWYB) Real food can be good at times. Then sometimes, you just want Taco Bell.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (VtjlW)

312 Ah, good. Private Hasan.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (ZshNr)

313 "I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams"

So, Ace, your view is that it's OK to publicly point out that people you don't agree with politically are sexually attractive, and suggest that you'd like to have sex with them. Got it. So what's with the outrage at the Haitian asshole? I mean, he's definitely an asshole, but who are you to be calling him brown?

Posted by: Jerome at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (eQa5p)

314

Kinda of portly for a Haitian.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 04:21 PM (Hx2XA)

When he left Haiti, the sudden change in pressure on the surface of the island due to the loss of his bulk is what actually triggered the Haitian earthquake of 2010.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (4df7R)

315 The dude's probably smoking crack and throwing a little hissy fit because he didn't get invited to the MLK Day.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:24 PM (Hx2XA)

316 >>He's still a major until that part of the sentence (reduction in rank to E-1) is carried out. That's the way it's done under the UCMJ. I'm still waiting for Obama to explain how a Major in the US Army goes on a religious Jihad and kills and injures dozens of his fellow soldiers while in uniform at a military base and then gets tried in a military court and it's only workplace violence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (g1DWB)

317 What part of the beef would you use? Apparently they use the belly- just like you would for pork bacon. I wonder what this member of the Religion of Peace(tm) means? Gog and Magog were sitting in a boat. Gog fell out. Which one was left?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (/PCJa)

318 Kinda of portly for a Haitian.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 04:21 PM (Hx2XA)

When he left Haiti, the sudden change in pressure on the surface of the island due to the loss of his bulk is what actually triggered the Haitian earthquake of 2010. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea

It came so close to tipping...

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (Hx2XA)

319 you all need boundaries Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:23 PM (/IWYB) Now that? That is definitely some awesomely funny shit.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (VtjlW)

320

Finally getting some feedback from Chris Matthews on Obama's speech...

I'm pretty sure he liked it.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (u2a4R)

321 THOUGHT MERCHANT: Proof that at the HuffPo, a fool and his "money" are soon parted.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (PiTdT)

322 273 OMG worlds great video game (sidebar) is fuggin hysterical.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 04:17 PM (jvd3N)

Oh, Japan.

Oh, Japan.

Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 12:25 PM (oY6Yp)

323 Pascal is stuck in a black hole of the mind, so to speak

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 12:26 PM (zOTsN)

324 Keepin It Real = Waiting for my EBT card to refill.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:26 PM (ZPrif)

325 Also, it's good to see everybody celebrate the openly bigoted, proudly homophobic MLK Jr.

Oh, do we not mention those facts about MLK?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

After which your leftist interlocutor will suddenly acknowledge that MLK was a registered Republican.

Yeah, I've already game-played that line of rhetoric. It's not a winning gambit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:26 PM (SX6wc)

326 >>>So, Ace, your view is that it's OK to publicly point out that people you don't agree with politically are sexually attractive, and suggest that you'd like to have sex with them. Got it. So what's with the outrage at the Haitian asshole? I mean, he's definitely an asshole, but who are you to be calling him brown?

uhh... you think that that creep merely said Dana Loesch was physically attractive?

Idiot.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (/IWYB)

327 Good lord, what's wrong with you people? I've been listening to D.L. here in STL for a long time and am a huge fan, back when 97.1 FM only gave her an hour a day. She's been a driving force for the Tea Party in this region and we're very proud to have her as a local voice turned national. What the guy said was vile and doubly so for doing it under someone (Huff Po's) banner. I'm not saying it's not a shitty thing to say and the guy's undoubtedly a coward. All I'm saying...where is the "rape" part of it? All of the websites I'm seeing are listing this as a rape issue and I'm not seeing it. To make matters worse, I asked an honest question and get the same kind of ridiculous, knee-jerk reaction in the comments that I would expect to see at Huffpo, Kos, or any of the other leftie usual suspects.

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (AdBfq)

328 302 Obama mentioned not all of MLK's dreams have been realized. It would help a lot when people stop using the phrase "speaking like a black person". Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 04:21 PM (VndSC Heck, I've been catching that from black people for decades. To be honest, sometimes I see white persons visibly relax when they hear me speak. It is what it is.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (Tnlh/)

329 there has been a change in the matrix... I felt a great disturbance in the force...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (qc7at)

330 So, Ace, your view is that it's OK to publicly point out that people you don't agree with politically are sexually attractive, and suggest that you'd like to have sex with them. Got it. So what's with the outrage at the Haitian asshole? I mean, he's definitely an asshole, but who are you to be calling him brown?

Posted by: Jerome at August 28, 2013 04:24 PM (eQa5p)

Just revel in the stupid, folks. REVEL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (4df7R)

331 THOUGHT MERCHANT: Proving, once again, no one ever went broke underestimating the American public.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (PiTdT)

332 Oh, Japan. Oh, Japan. Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 04:25 PM (oY6Yp) Go look up Ski Jumping Pair. Yeah.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:27 PM (VtjlW)

333 I haven't had any fried food in 10 months. If I had to pick a death row last meal right now I would buy out the whole Long John's Silvers. Beer battered chicken planks and fish . I've got some Pavlov spittle rolling off my tongue.

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (m2CN7)

334 321 Kinda of portly for a Haitian.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 04:21 PM (Hx2XA)

When he left Haiti, the sudden change in pressure on the surface of the island due to the loss of his bulk is what actually triggered the Haitian earthquake of 2010.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 28, 2013 04:24 PM (4df7R)

No, it was global warming.

Posted by: Danny Glover at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (bufJH)

335 I don't think a joke which ultimately says that Meghan McCain is more attractive than her conservative critics generally admit is like some kind of serious, hurtful attack.

And this is Jerome, essentially saying "all he did is say she needed a brother to stick his cock up her ass, what's the difference?"

oh and then he told another woman that "Allah" would sort her out.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (/IWYB)

336 All I'm saying...where is the "rape" part of it?

I can't wait to see a big black cock up your ass, Scott M.
^^^^ Reference to consensual sex, yo.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (/kI1Q)

337 Would you say that being a "take-no-prisoners freedom fighter for equality and socioeconomic justice" describes you well?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (HzhBE)

338 You mean like cured and uncured, thick cut thin cut medium cut, maple, vanilla, black pepper, red pepper, cayenne pepper, brown sugar or caramel pork and beef bacon?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 04:21 PM (qyfb5)

Yes, and the way you cooked it. Whether solid crisp or juicy or just right- where the grease glistens off the crisp edges ...

Dangit, I just had lunch.

Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (sGtp+)

339 Someone in authority should raffle off tickets for the firing squad at $5 per shooter...they would rake in at least 40 million. Posted by: model_1066
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A $10.00 ticket would allow your choice of issue weapon. I would be torn between an '06 Springfield, and an M1. Hmm. I still have an attachment to the M14 though. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:28 PM (aDwsi)

340 Or do we mention that *Reverend* MLK was a skirt-chaser. He'd pick chicks out in the front row while up on stage waiting to speak. Have them come back to his hotel. MLK like em young and eager. Rockstar life with a rockstar lifestyle.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (ZPrif)

341

you all need boundaries

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:23 PM (/IWYB)

That's DEEP, ace. Almost zen.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (4df7R)

342

327
"Finally getting some feedback from Chris Matthews on Obama's speech...

I'm pretty sure he liked it."

OK, it's confirmed now.

He definitely liked it. Thought it was brilliant.

I've got to get back to the analysis...

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (u2a4R)

343 Have you noticed a number of new usernames and hashes making virtually exactly the same accusations of "knee-jerk reactions" of "you people" lately? In before "reactionary" and "clique" and "groupthink."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (qyfb5)

344 Real food can be good at times. Then sometimes, you just want Taco Bell. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:24 PM (VtjlW) Haven't eaten there in years. Goes from the entrance to the exit too quickly.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (Tnlh/)

345 MLK wasn't much different from all the disgraced televangelists from the 80s who were banging their secretary. Main difference was MLK banged a lot more chicks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:29 PM (ZPrif)

346 I haven't had any fried food in 10 months. If I had to pick a death row last meal right now I would buy out the whole Long John's Silvers. Beer battered chicken planks and fish . I've got some Pavlov spittle rolling off my tongue.

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 04:28 PM (m2CN7)

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Oooooooooh..... dont forget to get some of that malted vinegar stuff.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (nELVU)

347 To make matters worse, I asked an honest question and get the same kind of ridiculous, knee-jerk reaction in the comments that I would expect to see at Huffpo, Kos, or any of the other leftie usual suspects.

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:27 PM (AdBfq)

--Thanks for your concern.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (bufJH)

348 Kinda of portly for a Haitian.

Posted by: Dang
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Did you ever see pictures of Papa Doc, or Baby Doc. Totalitarian despots are *always* well fed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (aDwsi)

349 >>>
What the guy said was vile and doubly so for doing it under someone (Huff Po's) banner. I'm not saying it's not a shitty thing to say and the guy's undoubtedly a coward. All I'm saying...where is the "rape" part of it? All of the websites I'm seeing are listing this as a rape issue and I'm not seeing it.

i continue to have not said "rape," no matter how many other websites you say you've read.

No matter how many other websites you cite, I will continue to have not used the word "rape" myself.

Why? Because I didn't see it as explicitly a rape threat (though the degrading, You-will-not-enjoy-this nature of it put it in the ballpark of a rape threat).

So you can continue asking why I said rape, and my answer will remain the same: I didn't say rape. You did.

So check your own assumptions, Goofus.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (/IWYB)

350 Dammit. That's some funny shit. (Not what was done to Dana, of course.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (lVPtV)

351 I don't think a joke which ultimately says that Meghan McCain is more attractive than her conservative critics generally admit is like some kind of serious, hurtful attack.

We thought your comment about Meggie was quite gallant.

Posted by: The Western Cantaloupe Growers Assn. at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (8ZskC)

352 What the guy said was vile and doubly so for doing it under someone (Huff Po's) banner. I'm not saying it's not a shitty thing to say and the guy's undoubtedly a coward. All I'm saying...where is the "rape" part of it? All of the websites I'm seeing are listing this as a rape issue and I'm not seeing it. First: BS. The rape part is suggested (I guarantee you the "how would you like..." question was not intended in some friendly "oh, by the way" tone of voice). Second: THIS site never said rape- you did. And now you're back-peddling to save the tattered remains of your reputation. Third: You don't "ask an honest question" by accusing your Host of wanting to rape someone. That's an inflammatory troll comment; and if you didn't know it, you're even dumber than the rest of us think.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:30 PM (/PCJa)

353 Scott, do you think its total bullshit how conservatives try to control women's bodies and say so loudly at every social event where left wing women are present?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (HzhBE)

354 YOU WILL BE WITH YOUR GOG AND MAGOG ANCESTORS!!

***

This is from the Bible and concerns the Antichrist. I'm sure there are alternate interpretations, but the way I read it, Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (XUKZU)

355 To make matters worse, I asked an honest question and get the same kind of ridiculous, knee-jerk reaction in the comments that I would expect to see at Huffpo, Kos, or any of the other leftie usual suspects.

Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:27 PM (AdBfq)

Where is your apology to ace for accusing him of saying this was a rape fantasy? You deflection is what I expect from a lefty. But your a life long conservative right?

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (m2CN7)

356 Real food can be good at times. Then sometimes, you just want Taco Bell.

I once lived on a two mile long street that had a Taco Bell at either end. Ate a lot of tacos in those days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (JawqV)

357 Long John Silvers smells the same going in as it does going out. The science is settled.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (Hx2XA)

358 I don't think a joke which ultimately says that Meghan McCain is more attractive than her conservative critics generally admit is like some kind of serious, hurtful attack. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:28 PM (/IWYB) Also, she very much went there first (well, maybe not the *very* first), and regularly, WRT the Sex Talk, which actually made people a little uncomfortable at first. You know, her "strickly dickly" thing. But, you know, we learn, we're tolerant, we accept that now. We embrace it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (qyfb5)

359 A $10.00 ticket would allow your choice of issue weapon. I would be torn between an '06 Springfield, and an M1. M1A1 Abrams? I'm in!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (qc7at)

360 And believe it or not ladies, I have at least one every day.

Posted by: Turd Merchant at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (1Rgee)

361 Afternoon all. Been busy all day. I see Hasan got death and only in 2 hours. I guess the Army Officers were not amused. And I see the libs turned the MLK thing into a lib event. What a bunch of fuck faces

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2013 12:31 PM (9Xc5j)

362 o but it's a quick drive and no one will notice when I'm gone. and I don't want that. I want real food today. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:18 PM (/IWYB) Real food can be good at times. Then sometimes, you just want Taco Bell. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:24 PM (VtjlW) Eat at Good Stuff's. http://www2.eatgoodstuff.com/index.html or go Garlic Chicken Versailles Restaurant, http://versaillescuban.com/ or, meh, eat on the east coast if you like

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 12:32 PM (Fauor)

363 To make matters worse, I asked an honest question and get the same kind of ridiculous, knee-jerk reaction in the comments that I would expect to see at Huffpo, Kos, or any of the other leftie usual suspects. Posted by: Scott M at August 28, 2013 04:27 PM (AdBfq) I'm absolutely certain that every person who has ever said to me that all I need is a good dicking to cure me of that whole liking girls too thing meant it in a sex positive totally consensual caring and loving manner. Absolutely certain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:32 PM (VtjlW)

364 "MLK" is nothing more than a street name to kids today; A black and white image muttering something about something and ooh look new I-phone!!

Sad.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 12:32 PM (jvd3N)

365 Ha ha. Lefty rally today only has 1/5th - 20,000 people - of projected attendance. No wonder it was so easy getting in and out today.

Posted by: RWC at August 28, 2013 12:32 PM (RVR8J)

366 Scott, do you sometimes get so damned angry at what George Zimmerman did to do that little boy Trayvon that you just need to smoke a bowl and chill out for a few hours to get your emotions back in check?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:33 PM (HzhBE)

367 This is from the Bible and concerns the Antichrist. I'm sure there are alternate interpretations, but the way I read it, Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist. Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 04:31 PM (XUKZU) Some say Russia, others say Turkey.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:33 PM (Tnlh/)

368 This is from the Bible and concerns the Antichrist. I'm sure there are alternate interpretations, but the way I read it, Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist.

Cripe. I knew I should have used Venn diagrams.

Posted by: John of Patmos at August 28, 2013 12:33 PM (8ZskC)

369 Scott, would you describe your artistic sensibility as ecclectic and quirky?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:33 PM (HzhBE)

370 Oooooooooh..... dont forget to get some of that malted vinegar stuff.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2013 04:30 PM (nELVU)

Oh yeah.

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2013 12:33 PM (m2CN7)

371 If he's Dana's brother, that would be gross.

Posted by: thelaine at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (QpeEK)

372 Someone break out the puppets for this Scott M. guy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (uYaYO)

373 So MLK event refused to invite the only black Senator. Classy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (ZPrif)

374 Cripe. I knew I should have used Venn diagrams. Posted by: John of Patmos at August 28, 2013 04:33 PM (8ZskC) I tell people about the Venn and I tell people. . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (VtjlW)

375 Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist.

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Not to go all Cliff Claven on ya ..... But IIRC, Gog is the ruler and Magog is the kingdom.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (nELVU)

376 Scott, is avant garde a description you frequently use to describe the movies you like?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:34 PM (HzhBE)

377 Someone break out the puppets for this Scott M. guy. ***starts planning for "tragic sock-puppet accident"***

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:35 PM (/PCJa)

378 Scott, do you frequently reference James Joyce, despite having never read him?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:35 PM (HzhBE)

379 ***starts planning for "tragic sock-puppet accident"***

We just cleaned up from the last one! Do you know how long it takes to get blood out of a mop? DO YOU?

Posted by: Ace's janitorial staff at August 28, 2013 12:36 PM (JawqV)

380 Someone in authority should raffle off tickets for the firing squad at $5 per shooter...they would rake in at least 40 million. Posted by: model_1066 I'd pay double that, I swear I would!

Posted by: Orlandocon at August 28, 2013 12:36 PM (SldZ2)

381 "MLK" is nothing more than a street name to kids today; A black and white image muttering something about something and ooh look new I-phone!! Sad. Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2013 04:32 PM (jvd3N) You presume to much. They have no freaken idea who or what he was.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2013 12:37 PM (9Xc5j)

382 Scott M come back!! This is too much fun!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:37 PM (SX6wc)

383 Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which
the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist.

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Not to go all Cliff Claven on ya ..... But IIRC, Gog is the ruler and Magog is the kingdom.

***

I'm waiting for the movie.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 12:37 PM (XUKZU)

384

>>>"MLK" is nothing more than a street name to kids today.

And it seems to always run through the high-crime area of whatever town it's in. Funny about that.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 12:38 PM (VndSC)

385 rick232 - I am reminded of the British method of execution following the Indian uprising, i.e., being 'Rent Asunder' by being tied across the mouth of a cannon. I think they wanted to make an example of the mutineers (1857)..., but that is just a guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:38 PM (aDwsi)

386

Scott, do you frequently sneer at things produced by "pasty white guys" even though you are pasty white yourself?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:38 PM (HzhBE)

387 First of all, I just got a call from the RNC asking for money, and said between the buffoonery of immigration, healthcare and Syria, I'm not interested. But I come bearing gifts. Please view the following link (Miss Kate Upton with Arnold Palmer). Totally safe for work, if such things can be said about anything involving her even if fully clothed. Arnie is THE MAN. http://preview.tinyurl.com/qf36vym

Posted by: jakeman at August 28, 2013 12:39 PM (GXKTh)

388 Hassan death-sentence jubilation thread.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 12:39 PM (/PCJa)

389 So, how did the great African-American circle jerk on the mall go? I'd care more, but the obesiscence and bowing down to the new national Levites gets old.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 28, 2013 12:39 PM (PiTdT)

390 Pasty white guys suck. Just ask any pasty white progressive.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 28, 2013 12:40 PM (ZPrif)

391 >>>I'm absolutely certain that every person who has ever said to me that all I need is a good dicking to cure me of that whole liking girls too thing meant it in a sex positive totally consensual caring and loving manner.

i know you're kidding but that would probably work

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:40 PM (/IWYB)

392 Some nice trolls here. Cool.

Nobody ever tells me nuthin.

Troll hunt!

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 28, 2013 12:40 PM (Iyg03)

393 Late Chabunagungamogg is in Webster, MA. And now back to the news...

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (ZshNr)

394
Pascal Robert ‏@probert06
These pale Gog and Magog Anglo-American Demons should kneel down and thank my Haitian Ancestors for allowing them to have a country.

Hmmm... I thought Gog and Magog for him were the Jews, but I guess maybe it's the whites?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (kdS6q)

395 >>>I'm absolutely certain that every person who has ever said to me that all I need is a good dicking to cure me of that whole liking girls too thing meant it in a sex positive totally consensual caring and loving manner. It works, trust me.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (MMC8r)

396 O/T
So a neighbor posted that one of the neighbor children found a loaded handgun after school let out today.
Two blocks from the Middle School, which is next door to the Elementary School. Standard length barrel revolver, six rounds in it. Next to the sidewalk that the kids walk home from school on.

The children did outstanding as far as not touching, and notifying adults.

And last month was the murder at 5:30am around the corner from the house.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (SfGRU)

397 Ruh roh

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (qyfb5)

398 dammit, another Ace en fuego post I missed. I think I need my own time machine.

Posted by: L, elle at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (0PiQ4)

399 391 >>>"MLK" is nothing more than a street name to kids today.

And it seems to always run through the high-crime area of whatever town it's in. Funny about that.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2013 04:38 PM (VndSC)

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word

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (uRumV)

400 Scott, do you find that GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip unfairly exploits and stereotypes asian culture?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (HzhBE)

401 Googled a picture of Pascal Robert. The closest he ever comes to having sex with a human is revealing his revolting fantasies about Dana Loesch. What a pus bag.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (ymovd)

402

Don't forget to send the "Welcome to the Big Tent" email to new commenters at AoSHQ to Scott M.

There should be a committee to handle this with balloons and shit.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (u2a4R)

403 I am reminded of the British method of execution following the Indian uprising, i.e., being 'Rent Asunder' by being tied across the mouth of a cannon. I think they wanted to make an example of the mutineers (1857)..., but that is just a guess. I'd pay for a Braveheart if I get to slap one of the horses to go.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 12:41 PM (qc7at)

404 i know you're kidding but that would probably work Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:40 PM (/IWYB) I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:43 PM (VtjlW)

405 Go look up Ski Jumping Pair. Yeah.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:27 PM (VtjlW)

Entertaining, but this Japan World Cup 3 game has it beat.

Wonder what games 1 and 2 were like ... ?

Posted by: ChelseaMonster at August 28, 2013 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

406 Scott, does it make you ANGRY that all these asshole, macho collged football players get so much attention when there are so many other important social issues we should be focused on?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:43 PM (HzhBE)

407 You presume to much. They have no freaken idea who or what he was. Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2013 04:37 PM (9Xc5j) I remember the days when there was only one R&B (read: black) radio station here in LA. KGFJ... Motown, etc. Every single time the news came on, there was a report about what MLK did. Then, in 1968 of course, I remember them breaking into the music to report that he was dead and watched as all the adults around me began to weep. I was seven years old then and really didn't get who he was. That few of today's black students know is on purpose. MLK, in spite of he deep flaws, is not easily plugged into Leftist ideology. So it is that the NEA controlled educational system(s) ignore him.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:44 PM (Tnlh/)

408 Super-Haitian has French (white guy) name, irony eludes.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at August 28, 2013 12:44 PM (MMC8r)

409 The longer I live, the more I despise leftists.

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:44 PM (tyDFN)

410 If I had to pick a death row last meal right now I would buy out the whole Long John's Silvers. Beer battered chicken planks and fish .

Yesterday I discovered my local Kroger has a whole section devoted to "things to coat other things for frying." Breading mixes, batter mixes, "fry mix." It was breathtaking.

I deep-fry at home about once a decade, my great-grandmother's recipe for potato donuts.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

411 Scott, do you often respond to criticism of your favorite politicians by responding that Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face while hunting?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:45 PM (HzhBE)

412 his deep flaws

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 12:46 PM (Tnlh/)

413 Scott, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Capt. Oveur at August 28, 2013 12:46 PM (MMC8r)

414

I despise leftists

At this point I hate anyone who lives within 200 miles of a Friendly's.

I'd kill that sleepy puppy from yesterday's Open Thread for a Reese's Pieces Sundae.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 12:47 PM (4xoq5)

415 This is from the Bible and concerns the Antichrist. I'm sure there are alternate interpretations, but the way I read it, Gog is a country ruled by Magog, a person or perhaps a title, from which the Antichrist arises or, perhaps, allies himself with the Antichrist.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 04:31 PM (XUKZU)

Some say Russia, others say Turkey.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 04:33 PM (Tnlh/)

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It's Gog ruling Magog. Either way it doesn't sound fun. I think the Gog/Magog event has happened several times in history. And I think it's about to happen again. We know who these entities are in this era, but we're not quite to the point of really wanting to admit it.

Posted by: John at August 28, 2013 12:47 PM (vGlNi)

416

"I deep-fry at home about once a decade, my great-grandmother's recipe for potato donuts."

Don't know if you caught the other comment on this, but there is a new show out called "Deep Fry Masters" with people competing to make the best Fair food.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2013 12:49 PM (u2a4R)

417 Partial sarcastic disappearing thread sock off.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 12:49 PM (vGlNi)

418 "I'm all ears as to a better solution.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 28, 2013 03:39 PM (bb5+k)"

Well, there is the Raymond Poincare philosophy of, "Never talk about it. Always think about it." Of course that line of thinking led to him being one of the people directly responsible for World War I when it still might have been avoided. Still, he achieved his goal of returning Alsace and Lorraine to France. I think that the total cost of achieving his goal was excessive but perhaps he felt the price was worth it.

Perhaps the thing to do is to spend some time thinking about the sort of thing you are suggesting. How would you go about doing it exactly? What sort of resources would it require? Do you have access to those resources? How would you go about getting access to those resources? How likely are you to get caught doing that sort of thing? How willing are you to accept the consequences of getting caught? How prepared are you to handle those consequences? What kind of secondary effects are your actions likely to have? If things go really sideways, what are the worst case scenarios that might result and how likely are they?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 12:53 PM (31Nrp)

419

Scott M.

Are you finding that you're crying yourself to sleep at night because you've never been laid and probably never will be?

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 12:53 PM (vGlNi)

420

Scott, do you sometimes wish you could muster the courage to tell your mom that forcing you to wear your older sister's hand-me-down underwear was wrong?

Posted by: Warden at August 28, 2013 12:55 PM (HzhBE)

421

Warden you are killing me

Posted by: thunderb at August 28, 2013 01:05 PM (zOTsN)

422 But the Meghan joke is meta, isn't it? Like "I'm Miley Cyrus" = "don't look at my tongue!"

Posted by: Sarahw at August 28, 2013 01:07 PM (LYwCh)

423 I showed you bitchez -- logics yo

Posted by: Chelsea Scott M[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 01:14 PM (2BHYC)

424 so what's that say about YOUR assumptions, chief? -ace

I'd've called him "Sporty Spice".

Posted by: jd at August 28, 2013 01:23 PM (MXyBs)

425 it is funny, the fry phobia. You realize that eating fat with your food lowers the glycemic index of whatever it you're eating. Like butter on bread.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at August 28, 2013 01:33 PM (QxSug)

426 1. "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t. I mean, look at these. They're like cantaloupes made of Joy and Dreams"

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The hard truth. Wreck that shit.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at August 28, 2013 01:35 PM (bOKSd)

427 'I don't think a joke which ultimately says that Meghan McCain is more attractive than her conservative critics generally admit is like some kind of serious, hurtful attack.

And this is Jerome, essentially saying "all he did is say she needed a brother to stick his cock up her ass, what's the difference?"'

Come off it, Ace. I may be an idiot, but you're not. Are you trying to claim that you were just trying to make Ms. McCain feel better, after the mean things certain people have been known to say about her?

"I don't think a tweet which ultimately say that Dana Loesch is more attractive than her leftard critics generally admit is like some kind of serious, hurtful attack".

Posted by: Jerome at August 28, 2013 01:39 PM (eQa5p)

428 >>>Come off it, Ace. I may be an idiot, but you're not. Are you trying to claim that you were just trying to make Ms. McCain feel better, after the mean things certain people have been known to say about her?

well actually yeah. She gets knocked a lot. Sure, this was hardly the most complimentary thing to say, but it was in fact complimentary.

unless you think that women really don't like to be acknowledged as attractive.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (/IWYB)

429 I do get what you're saying but it's so strained.

You're claiming: This guy said something sexual about dana. now Ace says something sexual about Meghan McCain. Ergo hypocrisy.

Yes, at the 10,000 foot level. but when you look down at ground level, mine was actually a joke -- you know, in good natured humor which, in the scheme of things, was actually complimentary -- and his was NOT A JOKE, but a creepy menacing Hope You Get Fucked Up the Ass Whore attack.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 01:55 PM (/IWYB)

430 and just so you know, it's basically a Leslie Mann joke.

The actress?

Some asshole wrote in a YouTube comment that she was old and he "would not hit that" so on Jay Leno' show she called him out and said "You know what? I think if I came to your door, you WOULD hit this."

So, you know, my thinking is if it's okay for a woman to say such a thing (and it is, it's funny), it's not terribly horrible of me to confess that Meghan McCain has a nice rack, which, by the way, she's pretty proud of.

and besides I needed a number one and didn't have anything else.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (/IWYB)

431 OK. I'm just another moron. I agreed with every line of the post, up to the last one.

But while I've got you feeling contrite, please stop pointing out that The New Republic is a bunch of white guys. I realize that the charge is hypocrisy on their part, but it has the unfortunate effect of seeming to legitimize the ideas behind affirmative action.

Not that anyone's paying attention to us down here at comment 400+ anyway.

Posted by: Jerome at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (eQa5p)

432 And people who use that little kid making a tough guy face as their profile AVI would be saying what? I am a a wussy mamma's boy and putting this photo of a tough guy kid is the closest thing I will ever be to a real man in my life?

Posted by: dur at August 28, 2013 06:21 PM (MfIp2)

433 that's right sugar-tits

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 07:28 PM (/IWYB)

434 Meghan McCain does have some big ass titties.

Posted by: Big Daddy B at August 29, 2013 03:16 AM (mwctc)

435

81 Ooooh-

what if you put BACON in that!!

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I just made a man-mess in the front of my pants.

Posted by: Big Daddy B at August 29, 2013 03:22 AM (mwctc)

436 "I'm Meghan McCain" = "Deny it all you want but you'd hit this sh*t." Yes. Yes I would. I denounce myself.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at August 29, 2013 05:41 AM (1hM1d)

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