March 13, 2013
— Ace Via Instapundit, an interesting article on how to win at Rock Paper Scissors.
It seems funny that you can have skill at the game because it's random. But of course it's not random, usually. Human choices usually aren't. Human behavior falls into patterns which can be exploited.
Here's the biggest take-away, I think, unless you're so gung-ho about winning RPS that you want to "study your opponent's moves" for hours: Most people will not throw the same sign twice. (Clarification: Most people who don't know about this exploit, I mean.)
This is exploitable.* If your opponent throws paper, play the odds and assume he will not throw paper next, but instead rock or scissors. Throw rock. Now the odds are in your favor that you can only tie (if he throws rock) or win (if he throws scissors).
If he throws rock, next throw scissors. (He will probably throw scissors or paper, and you will either win or tie.)
If he throws scissors, next throw paper. (He will probably throw either paper or rock, and you will probably win or tie.)
So there you go. I just dramatically improved your chances to avoid going out to buy beer. When you're sitting on your couch, waiting for your friend or spouse to get back from the cold and rain, you can use that extra time to say "Thank you, Ace!" (Even though I technically only linked this and didn't really invent it.)
* The Nazis' "unbreakable cipher" Enigma was exploitable partly due to the fact that a letter could never be encrypted into itself. Any non-random chink like that becomes a crib.
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Posted by: Truman North on behalf of dwarves and gnomes everywhere at March 13, 2013 12:37 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2013 12:38 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Joe "SOOPER GENIUS" Biden at March 13, 2013 12:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 13, 2013 12:38 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 13, 2013 12:38 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: beach'in at March 13, 2013 12:38 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 12:39 PM (4OvDk)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 13, 2013 12:39 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 13, 2013 12:39 PM (Y5I9o)
The Senate on Wednesday presented its first budget in four years, a proposal by leaders of the Democrat-controlled chamber that calls for nearly $1 trillion in tax increases but includes no strategy to make federal revenue match spending in the coming years. The plan calls for $975 billion in new tax revenue through closing loopholes and ending deductions and credits benefiting corporations and the countryÂ’s highest wage earners. It also calls for $100 billion in new stimulus spending while cutting $1.85 trillion from the deficit over 10 years. The rest of the savings would come through spending cuts.
Posted by: David Stockman at March 13, 2013 12:40 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2013 12:40 PM (jA0OX)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 13, 2013 12:40 PM (/kI1Q)
What if both I and my friend read this post?
Then we start getting into Vizzini territory.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2013 12:40 PM (v9K50)
Posted by: lizardbrain at March 13, 2013 12:41 PM (EXDjY)
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 12:41 PM (sL+oi)
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 13, 2013 04:40 PM (/kI1Q)
Okay, that's just rape.
Posted by: Ashley "Puff Mama" Judd at March 13, 2013 12:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at March 13, 2013 12:41 PM (K+mtQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Slap at March 13, 2013 12:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:43 PM (I2LwF)
"Human behavior falls into patterns which can be exploited."
Cultures (that is, groups) create the patterns. Take care in assuming all patterns cross cultures equally...
Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 12:44 PM (lbiWb)
The first thing I saw was "Repubican Party." Might want to get that fixed
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 13, 2013 12:44 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2013 12:44 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Sardiver at March 13, 2013 12:44 PM (T8tQU)
Psssst, Truman. "Repubican?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2013 12:44 PM (UOM48)
The only unbeatable throw is Chuck Norris but it has never been used because nobody throws Chuck Norris.
Posted by: blue at March 13, 2013 12:45 PM (vC6Bj)
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RACIST!!!
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 12:45 PM (7W+GR)
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have all but declared war on Paul. The Wall Street Journal poured sovereign contempt on him: "If Mr. Paul wants to be taken seriously, he needs to do more than pull political stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids ..." The Weekly Standard, in an editorial written by William Kristol, suggested that Paul was "semi-hysterical" and the "spokesman for the Code Pink faction of the Republican Party." National Review (where I am a contributing editor), Charles Krauthammer and others on the right were less scornful but still very critical.
Posted by: Boutros Boutros- Ghali at March 13, 2013 12:45 PM (e8kgV)
Volcano means I get to give my opponent a garden variety slap to the face after I break their fingers.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2013 12:45 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (wR+pz)
Like beard competitions. Sure, there's a few people who take it seriously enough to grow beards, but 99% percent of the interest comes from people looking for a place to drink and a cool t-shirt.
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (sL+oi)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (jA0OX)
Posted by: Hwan Hung Lo, Shanghai at March 13, 2013 12:46 PM (C/NnJ)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2013 04:38 PM (X6akg)
I don't like American Pickers. Can't say why. I like seeing the old things they find. Maybe it's the personalities of the pickers.
Posted by: Ronster at March 13, 2013 12:47 PM (pDjY6)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 12:47 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2013 12:47 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:48 PM (I2LwF)
Was this your one thoughtful post for the day, Ace?
Posted by: Bertha at March 13, 2013 12:49 PM (+/C3g)
Of course there are strategies for paper-rock-scissors. I didn't get to be the North Carolina State Paper-Rock-Scissors Champion for four years running by accident, y'know.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 13, 2013 12:49 PM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:49 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 04:48 PM (I2LwF)
Best of luck to you Truman. When you're done with Mass, please come to Kali.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2013 12:49 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 12:50 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2013 12:50 PM (qNGSj)
I've got news for you, ace. The rock, paper, scissors community HATES YOU. You'd understand this if you were smart enough to see the symbolism behind covering a rock with paper, but your knucklehead mind is to regressed to understand how it directly connects to the id.
Oh, but it's the Messicans fault, right? Fuck YOU!
Posted by: erg raging against his allowance at March 13, 2013 12:50 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 13, 2013 12:50 PM (fMiHM)
The Pope has appeared and spoken to the masses in the square.... only caught a couple of the historic quotes......
.... "We are the ones we've been waiting for"..... - he spoke at first in Latin so the quote may be off a bit due to my rusty Latin translation abilities....
... "I will slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet".... - this he said in his original Argentinian so this quote may also be a bit off....
*sigh*
Amazing stuff.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (vJkKM)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (Z5KPR)
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
No wonder the Nazis lost World War One. Their encryption machines only had three positions, RPS. I'm surprised they were even able to sneak up on Pearl Harbor with such primative security.
Posted by: VPJoe at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (uEm7J)
I can only think of one sign: "The Pointing Finger" of blame. This suggests a defensive raised hand but I don't know what to call it.
Any ideas?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 04:50 PM (LCRYB)
Easy.
Minority > Environment > Finger of Blame
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 12:51 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Paul Atreides at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (F8h7G)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (6H6o8)
Any ideas?
Posted by: ace
Finger of Blame
Gimme Palm
Fist of the Socialist
Posted by: [/i] [/b] at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (/T+P8)
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) have all but declared war on Paul. The Wall Street Journal poured sovereign contempt on him: "If Mr. Paul wants to be taken seriously, he needs to do more than pull political stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids ..." The Weekly Standard, in an editorial written by William Kristol, suggested that Paul was "semi-hysterical" and the "spokesman for the Code Pink faction of the Republican Party." National Review (where I am a contributing editor), Charles Krauthammer and others on the right were less scornful but still very critical.
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There's a disturbance in the force. Their fiefdoms are crumbling.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: mr.midnight at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (Kv/xV)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 13, 2013 04:51 PM (v9K50)
Ha ha ha ha ha! MUCH better than my suggestion!!!!!1111!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2013 12:52 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 13, 2013 04:51 PM (RD7QR
Oh Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2013 12:53 PM (UOM48)
I think the liberal version would be Racist, Sexist, Homophobe.
Racist beats sexist; sexist beats homophobe; and homophobe beats racist.
The accuser always wins by being the victim.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 13, 2013 12:53 PM (+/C3g)
They better keep all the doors open.
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 12:53 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:53 PM (I2LwF)
Any ideas?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 04:50 PM (LCRYB)
Always attack. Never dig in.
How about the tin shears of finger removal.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 12:54 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: akula51 at March 13, 2013 12:54 PM (Vgn84)
I just give my wife a garden variety slap and send her for the beer. I like to use chains when I play rock paper scissors.
Joey - Choo Choo -Biden
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 13, 2013 12:55 PM (nTgAI)
"Hillary-Michelle 2016"
I did not click on link but went blind anyway.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 13, 2013 12:55 PM (baL2B)
Race, Class, Gender
That's know as the Holy Triumvirate in academia.
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 12:55 PM (sL+oi)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:55 PM (I2LwF)
Wait, I've got it: It's the same as regular rock, paper, scissors but no matter what you play, you win and the other person is a bigot who also hates children and wants to ban tampons.
Posted by: Warden at March 13, 2013 12:56 PM (HzhBE)
According to Brett Baier on Twitter, Shotgun Joe is going to Rome to
congratulate Francis I on his coronation. I would put some snark here
but I'm too busy facepalming.
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 13, 2013 04:51 PM (RD7QR
Oh Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2013 04:53 PM (UOM4
I vote they send Mooch so she can wear a veil, thinking she is Jackie O.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky does not give a hoot in hell for Democraps at March 13, 2013 12:56 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 12:56 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (ZshNr)
Hey what would Liberal Rock Paper Scissors look like?
I can only think of one sign: "The Pointing Finger" of blame. This
suggests a defensive raised hand but I don't know what to call it.
Any ideas?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 04:50 PM (LCRYB)
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Peace sign, scolding fingers, and hands up surrender.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (6d9Y3)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 04:46 PM (I2LwF)
Yes. "The Bristol County Republican Committee invites YOU to BE the Repubican Party"
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (Z5KPR)
Posted by: President For Life Obama at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (B5y+v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 13, 2013 12:57 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 13, 2013 04:48 PM (I2LwF)
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Good luck. And I seriously mean that.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 12:58 PM (7W+GR)
I do like the racist, sexist, homophobe version. For maximum effect, the players have to simultaneously SCREAM it in self righteous outrage at the other player at the count of three.
Posted by: Warden at March 13, 2013 12:58 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: beach at March 13, 2013 12:59 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 12:59 PM (LCRYB)
Because "how to win at rock/paper/scissors" is...well let's just say you might've done better just to repost some of your older, funnier work.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 13, 2013 01:00 PM (bcLhD)
Okay, over 100, so OT:
Wife is following the spanish speaking sites. She says the lefties are f'n pissed about the new pope. I take that as a good sign.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 01:00 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:00 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: President For Life Obama at March 13, 2013 01:00 PM (B5y+v)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 01:00 PM (LCRYB)
Way to tell the world you don't give a flying fuck about your country, voters. Nice job.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:01 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 13, 2013 01:01 PM (QxSug)
[ Hey Ace, running out of things to post about today?
Because "how to win at rock/paper/scissors" is...well let's just say you might've done better just to repost some of your older, funnier work.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 13, 2013 05:00 PM (bcLhD) ]
How about ace reposts YOUR MOM?
Posted by: Guy who isn't very good at online insults at March 13, 2013 01:01 PM (HzhBE)
114...Another one could be the fingers over each other for "I'm Lying" or hypocrisy.
Also...the middle finger, for FuckYouShutUp.
Posted by: wheatie at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (2xMNt)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (QxSug)
Finally, some solid fucking information that I can work with.
I knew I wasn't wasting my time reading this blog.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (sL+oi)
Since she's frigid, shouldn't she be "Puff Frigid Aunt Flo"?
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2013 01:02 PM (6d9Y3)
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (Z5KPR)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (wR+pz)
Another one could be the fingers over each other for "I'm Lying" or hypocrisy.
Posted by: ace
( Ahem #77 )
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (/T+P8)
I like this guy. Keep him around, Warden.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 13, 2013 01:03 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: beach at March 13, 2013 01:04 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 01:04 PM (4OvDk)
Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2013 04:58 PM (jA0OX)
Wow. You COULD'A thrown an EYEBLEACH requirement warning, there bud.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:04 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 01:04 PM (wR+pz)
[If I had a blog I'd put up a post about it.]
If you had a blog, you'd probably post gay pictures on it... OF YOUR MOM
Posted by: Guy who isn't very good at online insults at March 13, 2013 01:05 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 13, 2013 01:05 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 01:06 PM (4OvDk)
See, actually this is the sort of stuff I'm glad Ace isn't wasting time (his or ours) posting on. More humor, goofy cultural stuff, big-think essays, less of that quotidian day-to-day partisan shit. Hot Air's got ya covered with that (or any other conservative/news site), and what more is there to add?
Unless there's a funny gag to work in, that is.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 13, 2013 01:06 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 01:06 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 05:04 PM (4OvDk)
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Instead of spending even more, they should just come out and admit that the 48% of us who are actually paying taxes just need to pony up an additional 55% on top of what we are currently kicking in so we can at least break even.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2013 01:06 PM (6d9Y3)
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 05:00 PM (OQpzc)
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And Hugo is still dead. It's been a good week so far.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:06 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2013 01:07 PM (XkWWK)
I have tried to memorize "rock paper scissors lizard spock" but I always get lost somewhere in the middle.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2013 01:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 05:00 PM (OQpzc)
Lefties from where? US?
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 13, 2013 01:07 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2013 01:08 PM (RZ8pf)
So, seriously...what are the chances that the Vatican just appointed Pope Castro to the Holy See? I'd say slim to fuckin' none.
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 13, 2013 01:08 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2013 01:08 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2013 01:08 PM (UzPAd)
f'n pissed about the new pope. I take that as a good sign.
Lefties? Pissed at religious people? You don't say!
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 01:08 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 13, 2013 01:09 PM (RIg+t)
I've known a lot of gay men and women in my lifetime, and none of them were overweight. Not one.
I see this as an insult to the gay community.
Unless there was some kind of "shhh," we just wanted to money launder this taxpayer money around a bit. Because this is reverse pandering imho.
Posted by: beach at March 13, 2013 05:04 PM (XYSwB)
I have to lezzies living across the street from me currently and one is fat and the other is morbidly obese, so there's that.
My wife has worked with a couple and one was a cyclist and fit as a fiddle (what does that even MEAN?) and the other is overweight, so there's that too.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:09 PM (xmcEQ)
If the commies are unhappy, that's a good thing.
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:09 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Lazy Teen at March 13, 2013 01:09 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Liberals RPS to America at March 13, 2013 01:10 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2013 01:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2013 01:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 13, 2013 01:10 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 01:10 PM (wR+pz)
Rock, paper, scissor?
What would make it fun if the loser gets a garden variety slap in the face.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2013 01:11 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:11 PM (V70Uh)
Broncos agreed to terms with WR Wes Welker, formerly of the Patriots, on a two-year, $12 million contract.
The Broncos throw some stunning spice into an otherwise predictable market. The move alters the balance of power at the top of the AFC, and will finally test the theory that Welker is a "replaceable" player who only became the first receiver in league history to tally five 100-catch seasons because of New England's system. He gives the Broncos an elite, imposing receiver corps, likely the best in the league. Welker will take Brandon Stokley's place in the slot, representing a seismic upgrade in run-after-catch ability. Peyton Manning's security blanket in 2012, Stokley drew 58 targets. Even with Demaryius Thomas and Eric Decker in the fold, Welker should double that, even if the days of Welker catching 100 balls a year are over.Posted by: Nigel Wanklin reporting at March 13, 2013 01:12 PM (WAHqd)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 13, 2013 01:12 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: USA at March 13, 2013 01:13 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 01:13 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Lame Line from ... at March 13, 2013 01:13 PM (jlTjT)
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:13 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 01:13 PM (4OvDk)
Posted by: squeaky wheel at March 13, 2013 01:14 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2013 01:15 PM (VEc5L)
Posted by: squeaky wheel at March 13, 2013 01:16 PM (XYSwB)
But we can dream!
Posted by: EC
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Portia is an anorexic stick figure. No thanks.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 01:16 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 01:16 PM (GQ8sn)
I just don't understand the girly-girl. Why settle for a butch when you can have the real deal?
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:16 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2013 05:07 PM (X6akg)
Of course, here, but evidently, he is very pro-nuclear family and doesn't have a problem saying the pervs are destroying their resective nations with their desire to destroy said families. Pervs not restricted to men who practice anonymous bathroom sex. The Argentine govt. does not like him at all since they are socialst destroyers to the core.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 01:17 PM (OQpzc)
Can we select our POTUS with this method? Just have the candidates square-off and throw down. Might be our nation's only chance at survival.
Although a cage death match always remains an option.
Posted by: Icedog at March 13, 2013 01:17 PM (ZolUS)
You know, that Democrat budget proposal makes me so mad. If I had a blog I'd put up a post about it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 05:04 PM (4OvDk)
You would do well with political blog. I wouldn't try to get into the "smart military blog" business though.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2013 01:17 PM (u2a4R)
But he then added: “We don’t know what we don’t know. And I think what the Defense Science Board pointed out is that we need a more comprehensive recurring way to evaluate such a threat.”
... ahh yes, those "unknown unknowns"
Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at March 13, 2013 01:17 PM (e8kgV)
Really? Makes me wonder how he lasted so long there.
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 01:17 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Icedog at March 13, 2013 01:18 PM (ZolUS)
182 NEW POPE: NO COMMUNION FOR PRO-ABORTION POLITICIANS
Wait, wasn't that already the rule?
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Joe Biden is Catholic...and pro-abortion.
So if it *has* been a rule, then it hasn't been enforced.
Posted by: wheatie at March 13, 2013 01:18 PM (2xMNt)
Heh, it not like CINO's spend a lot of time in church anyway.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (++jwC)
The thin sickly one gave me tickets to a women's pro basketball game. It was during "pride" week. From that group of lesbians in attendance I'd say that yes, on average, they're fat. Mid 50's, fat, butch haircuts, short, and generally very forgettable-looking.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (qm8MP)
1. The most common first throw is scissors. The second most common is rock. The least commonly thrown is paper. You should throw rock.
And because of.
>>>Most people will not throw the same sign twice
2. If you tie, throw rock a second time. Your opponent still wants to throw scissors and doesn't think you'll throw rock again.
If you tie a second time, the dude your playing knows how to play. Your on your own. My record is 8 consecutive ties before winning.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (0q2P7)
Wrong!
Amber Heard is total girly-girl and is no way anything resembling butch.
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (0PiQ4)
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The statement was that all fat chicks are gay, not that all gay chicks are fat.
And I know for a fact that is definitely not true.
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 01:19 PM (sL+oi)
And I know for a fact that is definitely not true.
Posted by: runninrebel at March 13, 2013 05:19 PM (sL+oi)
Still too late to get our $1.5 million back.
Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 01:20 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at March 13, 2013 01:21 PM (Dll6b)
Maybe it could work. Can't be any worse than the shit we have now.
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:21 PM (V70Uh)
I worked at a company that was VERY into "diversity" and made it a point to hire gay people.
There was not a difference in straight vs. gay when it came to those with extra weight.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 01:21 PM (uhftQ)
"Amber Heard is total girly-girl and is no way anything resembling butch."
She just hasn't had the right pipe put to her yet.
Posted by: Every straight guy at March 13, 2013 01:21 PM (3qKP/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2013 01:22 PM (qNGSj)
Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2013 01:22 PM (VEc5L)
Posted by: Icedog at March 13, 2013 05:18 PM (ZolUS)
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And many (certainly not all) sound like pissed-off twelve year old boys.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:22 PM (7W+GR)
She just hasn't had the right pipe put to her yet.
Posted by: Every straight guy at March 13, 2013 05:21 PM (3qKP/)
She's just doing what she has to to remain semi-relevant and employed in Hollywood.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:23 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 01:24 PM (MMC8r)
209....Can't be any worse than the shit we have now.
Agh....never, ever say this.
Things can *always* be worse.
That is one of the basic laws of the universe.
Posted by: wheatie at March 13, 2013 01:24 PM (2xMNt)
Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2013 05:22 PM (VEc5L)
Immediately after that, I downloaded the movie that they said she was all nudey nude in. I haven't watched past the first 20 minutes of the movie yet.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:24 PM (xmcEQ)
nationalism and xenophobia stirred into the mix, and all big business which pay their bribes continue to exist in 'private' / shareholder hands
Obama is a strange blend of fascist and commie, and he be always workin the Race Card
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at March 13, 2013 01:25 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 13, 2013 01:25 PM (2kEHB)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:26 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2013 01:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2013 01:26 PM (qNGSj)
Posted by: BigGator5 at March 13, 2013 01:26 PM (k/jYM)
Amber Heard is total girly-girl and is no way anything resembling butch.
Posted by: EC
According to Who's Dated Who, she's been with males.
Although her ex Crispin Glover is admittedly on the bubble....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 01:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 01:27 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Sunny at March 13, 2013 01:27 PM (dkw5q)
We are the richest most powerful nation in the world, and still one of the freest. We wrote the book on freedom in a modern society. Literally, it's called "The Federalist" Go visit a despotic hell hole in Africa or the Mideast, THEN tell me it can't get worse.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:28 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 05:26 PM (7W+GR)
Someone just gave Pixie a garden variety face slap.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 13, 2013 01:28 PM (xmcEQ)
[Okay. Who broke the blog?]
Broke blog. Brokeback mountain. I'm sure you're comfortable with either. You and YOUR MOM.
Posted by: Guy who isn't very good at online insults at March 13, 2013 01:29 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2013 01:29 PM (ZshNr)
And Ellen DeGeneres dresses like a pre-pubescent David Cassidy.
Posted by: Al
And a pencil mustachio and Ellen is pretty much a double for David's father Jack, circa The Eiger Sanction.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 01:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Icedog at March 13, 2013 05:18 PM (ZolUS)
Yeah pretty much. I have found that way more chicks who are Bisexual can be smoking hot, but yeah not so much with the die hard rug eater.
Posted by: Berserker at March 13, 2013 01:30 PM (FMbng)
Wes Welker to the Denver Broncos.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 05:28 PM (QVBzT)
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Isn't Welker the bestest ever? What say you Pats fans? Will Boston burn?
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 01:30 PM (BVkEs)
The amazing thing here in the US is that it has taken us so long to get this bad!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 13, 2013 01:30 PM (Cnqmv)
225 wheatie, I am kinda done on the Democracy project. It failed. The teachers taught the lazy to vote themselves a raise.
I know what you mean, Al.
Democracy can't survive without a strong work ethic, and a strong sense of right and wrong.
These have been eroded away.
Which is why we're in trouble.
Posted by: wheatie at March 13, 2013 01:32 PM (2xMNt)
He's too anti-nationalist to be fascist. And too pro-banker to be a commie. I think you should just accept he's just a petty little 3rd world dictator, strong arming and stealing from the people of the country and giving kickbacks to his petty friends; Not someone who understands or adheres to larger ideals of political philosophy.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:32 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 13, 2013 01:32 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Guy who isn't very good at online insults at March 13, 2013 05:29 PM (HzhBE)
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Needs some more work. A bit repetitive too.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:32 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:34 PM (V70Uh)
There are two kinds of lesbos; the girly girl and the butch.
Posted by: Al
Take out the college LUGs and the actress who will do anybody for a speaking role, and the lipstick lesbian is a semi-mythical creature.
Fat with face fur or leathery rock-climbers as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 01:34 PM (kdS6q)
Democracy wasn't intended, in any legitimate philosophical source, to mean universal suffrage. Voting as a theoretical way to choose leaders was always supposed to have requisites or duties attached to it, skimming enough of the lazy FSA out to keep the government functional.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:36 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:36 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 05:34 PM (V70Uh)
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I'd be climbing a mountain to taste that taint too.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 01:36 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 01:37 PM (uff2W)
Posted by: waldo truth at March 13, 2013 01:37 PM (3VhRQ)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 01:37 PM (V70Uh)
"FOIA" has just issued password for remaining Climategate file to selected bloggers.
See Watts Up With That.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at March 13, 2013 01:38 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: waldo truth at March 13, 2013 05:37 PM (3VhRQ)
No one would ever leave the house, and humanity would die out?
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 01:39 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2013 01:39 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2013 01:39 PM (Hx5uv)
Broncos agreed to terms with WR Wes Welker, formerly of the Patriots, on a two-year, $12 million contract.
I will hold my opinion until I see what Peaches has to say on the subject.
Posted by: Ronster at March 13, 2013 01:40 PM (pDjY6)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2013 01:41 PM (qNGSj)
If everyone married a woman like Ashley Judd, humanity would die out.
Posted by: Al
And yet, our blowfish faced children would one day rule the seas.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 01:41 PM (kdS6q)
Actually there are substantial differences. In Fascism, despite having an authoritarian head of government, most of the economy remains in private ownership, not directly run by government. Which makes Fascism quasi functional compared to the Charlie Foxtrot that is socialism. National Socialism is only one very narrow flavor of Fascism that combined some entitlements and government services with the Fascist frame, conceptually the idea of Fascism is broader than just National Socialism.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:42 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 05:32 PM
Yeah That pretty much nails it
Posted by: Berserker at March 13, 2013 01:44 PM (FMbng)
Fender, Gibson, Alembic.
That is all, off to a gig. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 13, 2013 01:44 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit
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Too late. The TV is out the window and I'm peeing in the corner.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 01:46 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 13, 2013 01:46 PM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 13, 2013 01:47 PM (fMiHM)
Posted by: waldo truth at March 13, 2013 05:37 PM (3VhRQ)
It's been invented. It's called 'Obama'
Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2013 05:39 PM (XvrTA)
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Typical funny and original comment from the Pathetic Load of Communal Horse Cum. Acutally, the orgasmatron is embodied in the way this list is constructed and in the incestuous gangbang of irrelevant ideas, all mixed with a frothy mix of horse cum with cuntservative and liberturdian "ideals" all contained in an ineffectual political blaahhhhhhh-g.
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 01:47 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: grease monkey at March 13, 2013 05:46 PM
Yeah I was curious about that myself. Sandwiching Gibson between Fender and Alembic is not something you hear every day.
Posted by: Berserker at March 13, 2013 01:47 PM (FMbng)
Exactly. We give him too much credit calling him communist. Communists have principles, at least. Barky's in it for the perks and the thrill of nihilistic destruction.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 13, 2013 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Al at March 13, 2013 05:40 PM (V70Uh)
Prefer them what? Cumming in your mouth, fisting your ass, or pissing on your tits?
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 01:49 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2013 01:49 PM (qNGSj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2013 01:50 PM (Uo6iI)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 13, 2013 05:48 PM (8ZskC)
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Aww, that's cute. Still smarting over the voice of democracy last November, are we?
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 01:50 PM (Q1YFB)
Technically since you managed to constrain the <s> tag to your post the barrel is not warranted. But if you are volunteering.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 01:50 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER!
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I'll grab the Astro Glide.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 01:51 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at March 13, 2013 01:52 PM (E55AK)
Wait, wasn't that already the rule?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 13, 2013 05:13 PM (4OvDk)
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I'm just wondering, when you are "channelling Breitbart" do you also channel the rush from his coke binges, the emptiness of his opportunistic political philosophy, or the suffocating effects of the pool of liquid feces that he is forced to endure while he stands on his head in hell, right next to Reagan. Please, I'm curious. What is it you channel from that scumbag?
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 01:53 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 13, 2013 01:54 PM (BVkEs)
There is fascism, small 'f'....and there is Fascist, capital 'F', as in the Fascist Political Party.
Just like there is communism, small 'c'...and Communist, capital 'C', as in Communist Party.
Small 'f' fascism is basically, forced unity and the suppression of any opposition.
So a Communist Party could engage in fascist behavior.
Small 'c' communism is basically, governmental communal ownership and control of all property.
So a Fascist Government could be communistic, if it abolished private property rights.
Posted by: wheatie at March 13, 2013 01:55 PM (2xMNt)
There's a deep intellect lurking under all that poo poo talk.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 13, 2013 01:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 13, 2013 01:56 PM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 13, 2013 01:57 PM (fMiHM)
I thought paper , rock, scissors was the pro gun-control advocates mantra on how to protect yourself in case of a armed attack in school?
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2013 01:57 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 01:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2013 01:57 PM (kuQgq)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 05:55 PM (0PiQ4)
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Just one? C'mon, I been watching for a while and my comments are all within the spectrum of "taste" in your precious little outhouse here.
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 01:57 PM (Q1YFB)
Just no gun-shaped Pop Tarts!
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 13, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 13, 2013 01:58 PM (T0NGe)
So the Broncs will have Welker and Stokely along with that young Decker. I would say the Broncs will be throwing the rock.
Posted by: Runs with scissors at March 13, 2013 01:58 PM (SXIWf)
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance (Q1YFB)
"Gergie -- tell your friends goodbye. You can play with them later. It's time to go to the orthodontist."
Posted by: Gerg's Mom
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 01:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 13, 2013 01:59 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 01:59 PM (g7q64)
They might as well clean it while they're in there.
Posted by: rickb223
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Noooooo. That gelatinous coating of goo is part of what makes the barrel the barrel. It's like scrubbing off hieroglyphics because they are poorly done.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:00 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:00 PM (MMC8r)
You brought up divine retribution. That brings up an interesting question. Does divine retribution exist and therefore those who disrespect the holy order of the universe by doing things like attempting to force individualistic humanity into communism go to hell...OR...Is life a pointless exercise without inherent meaning or morality attached to it giving neither side any claim to any kind of moral ascendency.
take your time
I'm waiting.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 13, 2013 05:59 PM (T0NGe)
A lonely one. It just needs a hug.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 06:00 PM (MMC8r)
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Oh, nice. The calm, collected voice of reason. Please, brother, share your wisdom with the neophytes.
Posted by: YPLOCHC = Irrelevance at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (OTPEj)
Leftys play rock, paper , scissors by declaring all objects are equal and no one is allowed to win. Basically they just are waving their arms up and down.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2013 02:01 PM (m2CN7)
the goo talk reminds me of the article i just read that the LA school district settled in the case of the teacher feeding his blindfolded students his semen on cookies or by the spoonful in what he called the "tasting" game.
Human beings make me despair.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2013 02:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 06:00 PM (uhftQ)
It is like washing a well munged up coffee pot. What?
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 02:02 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 02:03 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 13, 2013 02:03 PM (C1cTe)
Human beings make me despair.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
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Wow.
I would make that person disappear, but I'm liberal like that.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:03 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:04 PM (OTPEj)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2013 02:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:04 PM (OTPEj)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 06:00 PM (uhftQ)
It is like washing a well munged up coffee pot. What?
Posted by: Ook?
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Ok, it's like scraping the bits of burned meat off the BBQ grille before cooking on it again. It's what adds the flavor!!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:05 PM (uhftQ)
Wave function collapse disagrees with you.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:06 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Perfectly Puffy Politician at March 13, 2013 02:06 PM (T0NGe)
317 Ah yes, another tolerant leftist here to display their bigotry and hypocrisy. Yawn.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 06:01 PM (uhftQ)
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I think your incestuous partners out here in the blaaah-gosphere could set you straight on leftist tolerance, egalitarianism and integrity, so I won't bother. By the way, when I owe you something, I'll let you know, cunt-fart.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:06 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 13, 2013 06:03 PM (C1cTe)
Old wives are good at rolling with the punches so they don't take too much damage. They should teach the Colorado co-eds now that they are not allowed to fight back with firearms.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 02:07 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2013 02:07 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:08 PM (OTPEj)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 02:08 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: polynikes
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I simply punch the other person in the face.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:08 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Whatev at March 13, 2013 02:09 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 06:08 PM (0PiQ4)
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Homophobe much?
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:09 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:09 PM (OTPEj)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 06:05 PM (uhftQ)
A high BCB (Burnt Crunchy Bits) factor is a good thing. Lots of flavor goodness.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 02:10 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: beach weds at March 13, 2013 02:10 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 02:10 PM (OTPEj)
Posted by: Ronster at March 13, 2013 02:11 PM (pDjY6)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: L, elle at March 13, 2013 02:12 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Perfectly Puffy Politician at March 13, 2013 02:12 PM (T0NGe)
Whatever. I brought up WF collapse because it hinges off of not actual observation by human intellect but potential observation by any intellect. Signaling that chaos as it exists in the universe, while at understanding is intellect dependent is in no way tied to human intellect or understanding in particular.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:13 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Perfectly Puffy Politician at March 13, 2013 02:13 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:13 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2013 02:13 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:13 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit (Q1YFB)
"Gergie! Now means now! I have my car keys out...
Posted by: Gerg's Mom
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 13, 2013 02:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 13, 2013 06:10 PM (OTPEj)
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Hey, Mirror - did you lose the popular vote and the electoral college like your namesake? Did you go live at home so you could start a business, like your namesake suggested? He was such a rock. Pity he couldn't beat a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor, etc, etc. etc. Too. Bad.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:14 PM (Q1YFB)
http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html
Surely someone here remembers this! (No, I'm not calling you Shirley, and yes, I know Pixy hates URLs.)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 13, 2013 02:14 PM (n4EDK)
I love how they come here to tell us how hateful we are while spewing the most vile, bigoted, and low brow slurs.
Zero self introspection.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:14 PM (uhftQ)
Isn't Georgetown, Sandra Fluke's college,a Jesuit school?
Jesuit are suppose to be the intellect of the church.
AKA, most are commies.
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The Brits are concerned about this sentence:
"We come to pray for all who have fallen, sons of the Homeland who went out to defend their mother, the Homeland, and to reclaim what is theirs, that is of the Homeland, and it was usurped . . ."
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 13, 2013 02:15 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:15 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 13, 2013 02:16 PM (T0NGe)
God knows there are a lot of REALLY REALLY Stupid fucking people that read commie newspapers.
Why the fuck am I surprised?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual
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About the only ones who do are the LIVs and the prog fascists so I don't bother.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 02:16 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:17 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AmishDude at March 13, 2013 05:58 PM (T0NGe)
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It does wreak of desparation, doesn't it? The troll, not Ace.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 02:17 PM (7W+GR)
Posted by: Perfectly Puffy Politician at March 13, 2013 02:17 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 13, 2013 06:14 PM (uhftQ)
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When I owe you anything at all, I will let you now. I promise. Now turn off that computer and do your 10th grade essay mister. That means NOW ! Or no Wii for you.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:18 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:19 PM (g7q64)
It does wreak of desparation, doesn't it? The troll, not Ace.
Posted by: Soona at March 13, 2013 06:17 PM (7W+GR)
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Well, somebody's not "desparate" to use a dictionary.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:21 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:21 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:21 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:21 PM (MMC8r)
Collective salvation is the antithesis to Christ's teachings. As least as anti as it can be without being full blown Satanism. I would count theologically count any espouser of LT as a handmaiden of Satan. Any decoupling of individual free will and choice from the soul of a human being through "collective salvation" is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:21 PM (0q2P7)
When I owe you anything at all, I will let you now.
Well, somebody's not "desparate" to use a dictionary.
I concur.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 02:22 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:23 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 06:19 PM (g7q64)
Well, since their idea of Hell is personal responsibility we can take that with a shaker of salt.
And I can't believe no one thought BCBs were funny.
Posted by: Ook? at March 13, 2013 02:24 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:25 PM (MMC8r)
What amuses me is how often liberals who have no religious belief or don't believe in the concept of hell anyway are quite sure who's in hell-Cheney, Breitbart, etc.
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When did Cheney die? He's obviously going heaven with all the other selfless, heroic martyrs to the cause of horse cummery. He got Haliburton to build a pipeline straight up to paradise so they could export all that pearly, equine fluid straight to the saints and angels. Giving it to them all so close to cost, too, cuz he's about so much more than money.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:25 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:26 PM (MMC8r)
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Does your god hate Obama as much as you (meaning the list) do? I've never seen such hate as what gets pimped out here in the ol' outhouse of patriotism and political "ideal" as the PLOCHC. You gonna talk about "hate" you fucking moron? Really?
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:29 PM (Q1YFB)
God forgives all sin to the repentant. Does knowing that the divine mercy of the almighty is just as available for Cheney*, or alternatively, no punishment at all, bother you?
*As it is open to us all.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:30 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:30 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:31 PM (wR+pz)
Heaven, Hell, Hades, Mount Olympus - go fuck yourselves already. You lost, losers. No one really cares about you or Breitbart, or Drudge, or TownHall, or ClearChannel, or Salem Communications, or Fox. You've been marginalized out of existence, the demographics of the country continue to keep you nice and marginalized in perpetuity, which is the best thing to happen on the planet since the fall of the Third Reich. Adios, mutherfuckers - now go choke on your fuckin horse-cum.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:33 PM (Q1YFB)
I don't hate Obama. I just hate his Presidency. I sincerely hope that he finds true salvation through a careful reflection on the word of Christ. I'm just upset at the way he runs my country.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:33 PM (0q2P7)
*As it is open to us all.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 06:30 PM (0q2P7)
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I don't answer your pointless questions, particularly when the premises are inherently flawed. That, and go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:34 PM (Q1YFB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:34 PM (g7q64)
And yet, you're still here. You must really REALLY REALLY be a loser to keep time with us.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:35 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:36 PM (wR+pz)
You lost, losers. No one really cares about you or Breitbart, or Drudge, or TownHall, or ClearChannel, or Salem Communications, or Fox.
Which is why you are spending your valuable time coming over to our place and insulting us. It is because we are irrelevent. Right.
Or have you just discovered what "pyrhhic victory" means?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 02:36 PM (P7nGQ)
And yet, you're still here. You must really REALLY REALLY be a loser to keep time with us.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 06:35 PM (0q2P7)
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I just like the taste of loser tears. mmmm - delicious. Plus, I love watching the extreme fringe eat itself away from the inside. It's entertaining. Better than Springer.
Posted by: Bill E. Pulpit at March 13, 2013 02:37 PM (Q1YFB)
Aww troll tears. I love troll tears. Why do you come here after all as you say, "We lost". Did you realize that your life was just a hollow shell and trolling online forums was your only excuse to exist at all? I'm really sorry your life is so empty if that's the case. If we had won in Nov, it would be at least 6 months before I even bothered with this hassle. Because I have a life I'd rather attend to.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:39 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2013 02:40 PM (g7q64)
Or pyrrhic, as the case may be.
I note that our friendly neighborhood raving moonbat didn't catch the mispelling, so he probably doesn't know what "pyrrhic victory" means after all.
He will soon.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 13, 2013 02:41 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: zsasz at March 13, 2013 02:41 PM (MMC8r)
Really? No books you'd rather read? Fun activities you'd rather do? Productive things to accomplish? You really really are pathetic. I'm sorry for you. I hope you find a life soon.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 13, 2013 02:41 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 13, 2013 02:44 PM (wR+pz)
Says the low-information loser who voted for Barky. Enjoy your "free" healthcare, higher taxes, and miserable life.
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It's positively Bidenesque.
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