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December 23, 2013

— Ace

My favourite screen grab ever pic.twitter.com/n6Ub67DcV2
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) December 22, 2013

Posted by: Ace at 12:43 PM | Comments (209)
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1 Funny shit. I wonder if somebody at work played a joke on him.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2013 12:44 PM (FMbng)

2 Ricky g on the cutting edge of 2004's funniest internet memes.

Posted by: Rory at December 23, 2013 12:44 PM (6MaBu)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:44 PM (PYAXX)

4 Now that's funny!

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 12:44 PM (+nAra)

5 The police sketch artist is clearly RACIST
He made em' all look alike

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 23, 2013 12:44 PM (2iVM3)

6 The one with the caption that says something about hiding in plane sight is better.

Posted by: Rory at December 23, 2013 12:45 PM (6MaBu)

7 He's an L.A. Newscaster. Don't recall his name. I bet he crapped his pants.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 23, 2013 12:45 PM (HYF2d)

8 The rapist has no tie, it's not him

Posted by: RonUSA at December 23, 2013 12:46 PM (EaqMa)

9 /poke.

This thing alive?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 23, 2013 12:46 PM (ioT3q)

10 Aaaaannd the newsroom suddenly goes silent...

Posted by: Exit Ramp at December 23, 2013 12:47 PM (xvtYZ)

11 I am kind of ashamed for how hard I laughed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

12 Never saw Susan Rice in a suit and tie before.

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 12:48 PM (YEQ2h)

13 So old. Social security eligible old.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 23, 2013 12:48 PM (8LT/S)

14 That's a few years old. LA news guy. Channel 9 I think.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 23, 2013 12:48 PM (36Rjy)

15 That's been around for ages.

Posted by: NCKate at December 23, 2013 12:48 PM (RSQB0)

16 The sketch looks like Jesse Jackson to me. I guess his defense would be "It was my duty to please that booty!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 12:48 PM (/Crba)

17 The sketch looks like Jesse Jackson to me. I guess his defense would be "It was my duty to please that booty!" Jackie Chiles would get him off.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 12:50 PM (XIxXP)

18 May be old- but it's still funneh. Though I do wonder what "the Rest of the Story" is...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:50 PM (PYAXX)

19 Is Ricky where you get your kitty stuff from?

Posted by: prescient11 at December 23, 2013 12:50 PM (tVTLU)

20 Shorter ace: "Meh, open thread."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:50 PM (PYAXX)

21 OT: ATC, how does one become a STOMPY CHARTER Member?

Posted by: tbodie at December 23, 2013 12:51 PM (6B4ha)

22 Found at www.itsoldace.com ...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 12:51 PM (naUcP)

23 Hells, I'm amazed Ace is still here and posting today...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 12:52 PM (naUcP)

24 >> I guess his defense would be "It was my duty to please that booty!"

Hush yo mouth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2013 12:53 PM (wNF3N)

25 It may be old, but I hadn't seen it before. Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 12:53 PM (+BW9E)

26 OT: ATC, how does one become a STOMPY CHARTER Member? I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:53 PM (PYAXX)

27 Ricky Gervais is a parasite on humanity who only by accident is occasionally funny.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 23, 2013 12:53 PM (zfY+H)

28 13 So old.

Social security eligible old. Posted by: DrewM.

Aaaaaaand, just like that, the pack turns. I hope I never tweet anything you guys can use against me. (I don't tweet, so probably not)

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2013 12:53 PM (6TB1Z)

29 The sad part of story is that the LAPD beat down a little Filipino lady thinking she was the perp. True story.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2013 12:54 PM (TKFmG)

30 Went to grocery store hell today, and OT, but has anyone here even HEARD of cream of shrimp soup? What I was sent there for.......

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 12:54 PM (YEQ2h)

31 Hello, WABC? Yes, I'm calling for Ivana Humpalot.

Posted by: Bart at December 23, 2013 12:55 PM (eHIJJ)

32 This meme is so old, that when you click on Ricky Gervais's name, you go to a video by...Rick Astley. We've been rickyrolled!

Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2013 12:55 PM (+cx5n)

33 Beats the butthurt:

http://tinyurl.com/k6wrjwc

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 12:56 PM (JawqV)

34 Real or not, that is hilarious. Har har harrrr.

Posted by: dogfish at December 23, 2013 12:56 PM (nsOJa)

35 I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved. --- Blondes, blondies, or both?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 12:56 PM (/Crba)

36 Cream of shrimp soup?

You sure it wasn't a snipe hunt?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2013 12:56 PM (7kSzs)

37 OT: ATC, how does one become a STOMPY CHARTER Member? Posted by: tbodie at December 23, 2013 04:51 PM (6B4ha) It involves an appropriate donation to the STOMPY special projects fund and, if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (VtjlW)

38 >>OT: ATC, how does one become a STOMPY CHARTER Member?
I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved.

***
Uh, I can only bake one of those...

How about some chocolate crinkles instead?
*wafts baking cookie aroma towards the USB port**

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (ruxvM)

39 Well I'm young and I've never seen it so there! *crosses arms and humphs to prove youth*

Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (hFL/3)

40 I'm taking Charlie Sheen for the Christmas dead pool. The human body can tolerate only so much crack. Example: Whitney Houston.

Posted by: NCKate at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (RSQB0)

41 30 Went to grocery store hell today, and OT, but has anyone here even HEARD of cream of shrimp soup? What I was sent there for....... --- Sounds like what Herve Villechaize would serve up the ladies on Fantasy Island.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (/Crba)

42 Old? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 23, 2013 12:57 PM (nsOJa)

43 I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved.>>

Like this?

http://tinyurl.com/lmdxaqo

NSFW Really!

Posted by: King Obammy at December 23, 2013 12:58 PM (TI3xG)

44 if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror. Does having survived previous retaliation by the Ravage count? Because that would totally let me take the destruction of my autogyro as a tax write-off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 12:59 PM (naUcP)

45 Okay..., best laugh today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 12:59 PM (aDwsi)

46 It involves an appropriate donation to the STOMPY special projects fund and, if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 04:57 PM (VtjlW)

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And what does the STOMPY organization do.....and to whom?

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 12:59 PM (+BW9E)

47 Blondes can be baked as well.

Posted by: NCKate at December 23, 2013 12:59 PM (RSQB0)

48 36 Cream of shrimp soup?

You sure it wasn't a snipe hunt?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2013 04:56 PM (7kSzs)

I gave up after standing in the aisle looking hapless. Brought home clam chowder as a compromise (in my mind). Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 12:59 PM (YEQ2h)

49 It involves an appropriate donation to the STOMPY special projects fund and, if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror.

So let's see, I make the check out to "Care of AtC's STOMPY Helpers", or should that just be "CASH"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 01:00 PM (JawqV)

50 You are all profiling h8ters!

Posted by: Association of Perpetually Offened at December 23, 2013 01:00 PM (aDwsi)

51 So let's see, I make the check out to "Care of AtC's STOMPY Helpers", or should that just be "CASH"? --- I did what you asked and made the check out to "Cash". That's a funny name for a play...

Posted by: Leo Bloom's Little Old Ladies at December 23, 2013 01:01 PM (/Crba)

52 Off sock

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 01:01 PM (TI3xG)

53 Posted by: Leo Bloom's Little Old Ladies at December 23, 2013 05:01 PM (/Crba)Posted by: Leo Bloom's Little Old Ladies at December 23, 2013 05:01 PM (/Crba) --- Dammit, wrong sock.

Posted by: Max Bialystock's Little Old Ladies at December 23, 2013 01:01 PM (/Crba)

54 Went to grocery store hell today, and OT, but has anyone here even HEARD of cream of shrimp soup? What I was sent there for....... --- Sounds like what Herve Villechaize would serve up the ladies on Fantasy Island. He said "shrimp soup", not "shrimp gravy".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:01 PM (cUARf)

55 It involves an appropriate donation to the STOMPY special projects fund and, if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror. Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 04:57 PM (VtjlW) Is the terror inversely proportional to the amount of the said donation?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:01 PM (XIxXP)

56 The racism here is getting out of control. First, we want to copulate wildly with a stereotype of an overly sexy black woman -- and then we want to throw the uppity black man in jail for rape. We's stealin' the black wimmins from the black man! /pre-emptively turns myself into to the Racial Violation Gulag.

Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2013 01:02 PM (+cx5n)

57 23 Hells, I'm amazed Ace is still here and posting today... He hasn't gotten his new Batman pjs from mom yet.

Posted by: Madamex at December 23, 2013 01:02 PM (yG4eh)

58 Is STOMPY an anacronym? If not, then, more work needed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (aDwsi)

59 Old, been around for ages.

Posted by: TallDave at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (/s1LA)

60 OT, but which one of you truck-drivin' morons is in Baldwin FL?

http://tinyurl.com/kctuyae

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (yh0zB)

61 He hasn't gotten his new Batman pjs from mom yet. Posted by: Madamex at December 23, 2013 05:02 PM (yG4eh) He always struck me as a spiderman kind of guy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (XIxXP)

62
Seen it about 20 times but still hilarious every time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (MaP11)

63 Arrrrrgh! 'Acronym'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 01:03 PM (aDwsi)

64 I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved. http://t.co/TNr5BbvQJX For those at work: may want to open later. For example, wood this qualify?

Posted by: tbodie at December 23, 2013 01:04 PM (6B4ha)

65 enjoy

https://www.google.com/#q=rapist+search

Posted by: TallDave at December 23, 2013 01:04 PM (/s1LA)

66 And what does the STOMPY organization do.....and to whom? Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 04:59 PM (+BW9E)
STOMPY is the completely and totally and in every possible way above board philanthropic organization I am starting to combat the terrible prejudice faced by those of us who are queer. STOMPY stands for Seeking Tolerance Over Maintaining Prejudiced Youth. STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 01:04 PM (VtjlW)

67 Definitely, Batman.

Posted by: Madamex at December 23, 2013 01:04 PM (yG4eh)

68 I am sure with Sharpy Sharpton on TV, it's only a matter of time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:04 PM (t3UFN)

69 It's been debunked as fake...and it's about 5 years old.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 01:05 PM (0LHZx)

70 Also, if I had a blog, there'd be a new post up there... (Thanks to one of the 'ettes for the assist).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:05 PM (PYAXX)

71 STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding Is that a euphemism for circle jerk?

Posted by: Madamex at December 23, 2013 01:06 PM (yG4eh)

72 Steve Martin's biggest mistake was using his real name for "Let's Get Small" back in '76. If he had used a pseudonym back then and stuck with it his whole career, then he could get away with tweeting all sorts of offensive shit and no one would know who he really was! Ace knows what I'm talkin' about.

Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2013 01:06 PM (+cx5n)

73 STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 05:04 PM (VtjlW)

Snort........ Merry Christmas Alex.... but I'm thinking Santa's bringing Coal this year.

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 01:07 PM (YEQ2h)

74 OT, I have been invited to discuss my Novel on an interweb show called the Conservative Libertarian Fiction Alliance. It's a show by a woman named Daria DiGiovanni. She will be on Hugh Hewitt Friday at 6:40.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:07 PM (XIxXP)

75 He hasn't gotten his new Batman pjs from mom yet. Posted by: Madamex at December 23, 2013 05:02 PM (yG4eh) He always struck me as a spiderman kind of guy. Underroo's FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:07 PM (cUARf)

76 It's more real than any "reality" show out there.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 23, 2013 01:08 PM (ndlFj)

77 OT, I have been invited to discuss my Novel on an interweb show called the Conservative Libertarian Fiction Alliance. It's a show by a woman named Daria DiGiovanni. She will be on Hugh Hewitt Friday at 6:40. Awesome! You'll have to let us know when/where we can listen (to your show- F Hugh Hewitt).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:08 PM (PYAXX)

78 And Alex, I didn't know you were a Nigerian Empress with a cash flow problem.....

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 01:08 PM (YEQ2h)

79 The guy who says, "It's old" is on his way to say what he says.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 01:08 PM (EWsrI)

80 Tonight on the ONT, be mesmerized by the trance inducing Nuanced.

Posted by: RWC at December 23, 2013 01:09 PM (iFPdv)

81 >> STOMPY seeks to open ~~dialogues~~ offshore bank accounts and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding.

FIFY

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2013 01:09 PM (wNF3N)

82 STOMPY is the completely and totally and in every possible way above board philanthropic organization I am starting to combat the terrible prejudice faced by those of us who are queer. STOMPY stands for Seeking Tolerance Over Maintaining Prejudiced Youth.

STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 05:04 PM (VtjlW)

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Oh.....okay. Why am I smelling raptor breath?

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 01:09 PM (+BW9E)

83 OMG So funny!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 23, 2013 01:09 PM (EWsrI)

84 You'll have to let us know when/where we can listen (to your show- F Hugh Hewitt). Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 05:08 PM (PYAXX) I'm not a hugh fan either but she's promoting her show so there is that. And yes, I will let my moron friends count the ah's and the ums.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:09 PM (XIxXP)

85 Damon auto correct. Nyancat.

Posted by: RWC at December 23, 2013 01:10 PM (iFPdv)

86 So let's see, I make the check out to "Care of AtC's STOMPY Helpers", or should that just be "CASH"? Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 05:00 PM (JawqV) I will have Directrice MWR get the routing number to you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 01:10 PM (VtjlW)

87 Is Hugh Hewitt his real name?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 01:10 PM (0LHZx)

88 Romo done for season with back injury. Down goes Romo. Down goes Romo. Down goes Romo. //Howard Cosell

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:10 PM (cUARf)

89 "STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding."

Heh. Now that sounds totally achievable and measurable.
Does STOMPY also plan to "raise awareness?"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 01:11 PM (ruxvM)

90 Is Hugh Hewitt his real name? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 05:10 PM (0LHZx) I think so, you wouldn't make that up would you?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:11 PM (XIxXP)

91 Romo done for season with back injury. Wait, what?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:11 PM (PYAXX)

92 Fuck

Posted by: RWC at December 23, 2013 01:11 PM (iFPdv)

93 I think Zombie should be the official photographer of STOMPY.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2013 01:11 PM (SUKHu)

94 I believe some hot, fresh blondes with whipped cream are involved. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 04:53 PM (PYAXX) I'm baking Hello Dolly's is that close enough?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 01:12 PM (GaqMa)

95 "STOMPY seeks to open dialogues and create meaningful interactions in a safe environment to achieve mutual understanding." Heh. Now that sounds totally achievable and measurable. Does STOMPY also plan to "raise awareness?" What color is your ribbon, cause if you aint got no ribbon, well.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:12 PM (XIxXP)

96 Oh, f*ck. At least Kyle Orton is better than John Kitna, but I don't think we're winning a shoot-out with Philly next week.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:13 PM (PYAXX)

97 Romo done for season with back injury. Wait, what? Posted by: AllenG Channel 5 NBC just sent out an email blast. Injured it in the 4th quarter.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:13 PM (cUARf)

98 90 Is Hugh Hewitt his real name? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 05:10 PM (0LHZx) I think so, you wouldn't make that up would you? --- You ain't just whistling Dixie.

Posted by: Berkeley Breathed at December 23, 2013 01:14 PM (/Crba)

99 >>What color is your ribbon, cause if you aint got no ribbon, well. "Pajama Boy Plaid"

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2013 01:14 PM (SUKHu)

100 Channel 5 NBC just sent out an email blast. Injured it in the 4th quarter. Well... here's to another 8-8 season, I guess. Can we fire Jerry Jones, yet?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:14 PM (PYAXX)

101 Oh, f*ck. At least Kyle Orton is better than John Kitna, but I don't think we're winning a shoot-out with Philly next week. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (PYAXX) After what they did to my bears? I think that injury may save Romos career.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:14 PM (XIxXP)

102 Romo done for season with back injury.

Down goes Romo.
Down goes Romo.
Down goes Romo.
//Howard Cosell

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 05:10 PM (cUARf)

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Getting out with a win. I don't see him coming back. The Jets will pick him up.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 01:15 PM (+BW9E)

103 After what they did to my bears? I think that injury may save Romos career. I was *very* upset at having to root for the Bears last night. And then they didn't even have the decency to win. And, yeah, it may have. And it may save some others that it shouldn't. Not that Jerry was ever in any danger...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:15 PM (PYAXX)

104 "Pajama Boy Plaid" Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2013 05:14 PM (SUKHu) Hmm.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:15 PM (XIxXP)

105 With Romo out Dallas receivers will have to catch the ball and then hand it to the defenders. Doesn't sound doable.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 01:16 PM (EWsrI)

106 Somehow I could see the STOMPY awareness ribbon being black leather.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 01:17 PM (ruxvM)

107 With Romo out Dallas receivers will have to catch the ball and then hand it to the defenders.

Doesn't sound doable.

LET'S GET READY TO FUMBLE!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 01:17 PM (JawqV)

108 I knew Romo was a loser when he let Underwood get away.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:17 PM (XIxXP)

109 Somehow I could see the STOMPY awareness ribbon being black leather. Black patent leather.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:17 PM (cUARf)

110 What color is your ribbon, cause if you aint got no ribbon, well. Unless I'm mistaken, it's manufactured from ~~the lower intestines of the Ravage's prey~~ 100% certified biodegradable organic material.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (naUcP)

111 I have underwear older than this.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (cylDG)

112 Black patent leather..... Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 05:17 PM (cUARf) With ity bity silver studs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (XIxXP)

113 Problem now is this lets Jerry Jones say that with Romo in they would have won and gone deep into the playoffs. So, he'll not have to make any changes to the coaching staff as the Cowboys were *that* close to the SB. Fuck

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (o9Rp5)

114 Funny. I'm surprised the feminazis didn't get all steamed about "making fun of rape." !!!!!!!! There is no humor in leftism. As for cream of shrimp soup, yeah, Campbells used to make it long, long ago. I haven't seen any in years. Decades, really.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (dfYL9)

115 Speaking of the Bears game last night... Why haven't the talking heads from SNF been "indefinitely suspended" yet? The condescending way they were talking about Michael Vick was undeniably racist. Heck, their first comment was, "I've never seen someone hand off the ball so well." Obviously a sarcastic comment referencing the racial stereotype that Blacks just aren't that good at QB. Rush got fired for less.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:18 PM (PYAXX)

116 err you know what I mean

Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 01:19 PM (cylDG)

117 I have underwear older than this. Bonus points if you are wearing them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:19 PM (cUARf)

118 Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 05:19 PM (cylDG) Rarely.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:19 PM (PYAXX)

119 Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (naUcP) So red then.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 01:19 PM (GaqMa)

120 What color is your ribbon, cause if you aint got no ribbon, well.

Unless I'm mistaken, it's manufactured from ~~the lower intestines of the Ravage's prey~~ 100% certified biodegradable organic material.

Raptor Victim Red?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 01:19 PM (JawqV)

121 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (PYAXX) They offset that by orally copulating Cam Newton at halftime.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:20 PM (XIxXP)

122 ".......As for cream of shrimp soup, yeah, Campbells used to make it long, long ago. I haven't seen any in years.
Decades, really............" Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (dfYL9)So it WAS a snipe hunt....... bunch of assholes......

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 01:20 PM (YEQ2h)

123 106 Somehow I could see the STOMPY awareness ribbon being black leather. Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 05:17 PM (ruxvM) Spiked Leather Collar?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 01:20 PM (lZBBB)

124 114 Funny. I'm surprised the feminazis didn't get all steamed about "making fun of rape." !!!!!!!! There is no humor in leftism. As for cream of shrimp soup, yeah, Campbells used to make it long, long ago. I haven't seen any in years. Decades, really. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (dfYL9) Yeah, long gone. Try a fancy shmancy store or make your own.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 01:20 PM (EWsrI)

125 Yea, it's real, from a few years ago. That's KABC's Marc Brown 'reporting' and and amazingly similar looking rapist.

Posted by: ProgressiveCrusher at December 23, 2013 01:21 PM (dNRng)

126 70 Also, if I had a blog, there'd be a new post up there... (Thanks to one of the 'ettes for the assist).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 05:05 PM (PYAXX)

While I'd believe it - isn't that something you can delegate with a power of attorney? As simple possibly as writing a note and signing it?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 23, 2013 01:22 PM (ioT3q)

127 bunch of assholes...... Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 05:20 PM (YEQ2h) Then you make it. Some really special soup. So when they are all fighting to get to the lone shitter, you win.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:22 PM (XIxXP)

128 Hey trsblke, We need a description if not a recipe for Hello Dolly cookies. I never heard of them before.

Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 01:22 PM (dkExz)

129 Hey trsblke, We need a description if not a recipe for Hello Dolly cookies. I never heard of them before. Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (dkExz) Hell to the yes, let's cut and paste some cookie recipes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:23 PM (XIxXP)

130 128 Hey trsblke, We need a description if not a recipe for Hello Dolly cookies. I never heard of them before.

Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (dkExz)

Well, I've seen them, and they're really large, and round.

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 01:23 PM (YEQ2h)

131 The start of the death of America. It allows the politicians to spend whatever they want without consequence:

The United States gave birth to an abomination on December 23, 1913. It was conceived by a group of men right out of RosemaryÂ’s Baby and consummated in a secret gathering place known as Jekyll Island. Some of the richest and most powerful men in America would go on to be its Godfathers. They nurtured this demon spawn and played wet nurse as it was sold to the public as the new panacea that would free us from the evils of the business cycle. The abomination they created is none other than the Federal Reserve.

@ Breitbart

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 01:24 PM (MaP11)

132 a run through the Gauntlet of Terror.

It's 12 degrees out. I don't think another glove is going to matter.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 23, 2013 01:26 PM (DL2i+)

133 While I'd believe it - isn't that something you can delegate with a power of attorney? As simple possibly as writing a note and signing it? FIRST: I am not a lawyer. That said: Yes, in theory. Some problems with that- 1: POA is not something you want the President of the United States giving out to ANYONE. POA is, effectively, saying "I'm giving this person the legal ability to act as Me." Now, you can put limits on it, and there are various curliques and such, but I doubt they would have gone to that much trouble. 2: NO it is not "as simple...as writing a note and signing it. POA is a legal document which must be filed with the courts. You keep a copy- but if you have a "copy" but the courts don't, your "copy" isn't valid. I think (but I'm not sure) it also must be notarized. The likelihood that they had POA signed and filed so that some "staff" at the WH could sign him up for an insurance plan is so minuscule that it basically doesn't bear consideration.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:27 PM (PYAXX)

134 Then there is Mariah Carey in a little red something
http://tinyurl.com/m7x8m4l

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 01:27 PM (QHd8M)

135 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 05:24 PM (MaP11) Yep! Happy Birthday Federal Reserve Bank and system!!! Unconstitutional Money, and a Monopoly, all in ONE!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 01:27 PM (lZBBB)

136 o it WAS a snipe hunt....... bunch of assholes......>>

It may be a regional thing if they are out of town guests or recreating recopies from memory.

Cream of Shrimp Soup

http://www.campbellsoup.com/Products/Condensed/All/2315

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 01:28 PM (TI3xG)

137 Alright... out, y'all.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 01:30 PM (PYAXX)

138 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 05:27 PM (PYAXX) And I'm pretty sure his Personal Attorney would not have anything to do with this... Bet a Whitehouse Staffer, called Kathy Sebelious Staff.... who called an insurance company... Who all agreed they were done, without any legal paperwork being signed... So he 'signed up'.... but won't pay a dam thing, or have his info in the system... or what we in real normal people circles would call.... a lie...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 01:31 PM (lZBBB)

139 OK kids, dinner and "It's a wonderful life. My childrens first viewing of the Christmas classic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 01:31 PM (XIxXP)

140 It may be a regional thing if they are out of town guests or recreating recopies from memory.

Cream of Shrimp Soup

http://www.campbellsoup.com/Products/Condensed/All/2315

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 05:28 PM (TI3xG)Nah, they're just black-hearted. Think I'll take Oldsailor's suggestion - make 'em some realllly special soup....

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 01:32 PM (YEQ2h)

141 Amazon has Campbell's shrimp soup. Don't see any Prime, tho'.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2013 01:32 PM (SUKHu)

142 Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (dkExz) graham cracker crust, Chocolate chips, Pecans, coconut and sweetened condensed milk. So "bars" or "brownies" may be a better description (but we always called them cookies.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 01:32 PM (GaqMa)

143 27 Ricky Gervais is a parasite on humanity who only by accident is occasionally funny. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 23, 2013 04:53 PM (zfY+H) Yup.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 23, 2013 01:33 PM (bb5+k)

144 Ya know, they said he signed up, not that he paid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:33 PM (t3UFN)

145 It involves an appropriate donation to the STOMPY special projects fund and, if you desire Platinum status, a run through the Gauntlet of Terror.Â Posted by: alexthechick - Become a STOMPY charter member today! at December 23, 2013 04:57 PM (VtjlW)Â Platinum status or sober up! I'm thinking 30 minutes till I question the wisdom of Platinum status.

Posted by: tbodie at December 23, 2013 01:34 PM (1zmtP)

146 Susan Rice is one ugly SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:34 PM (t3UFN)

147 >>>>I have underwear older than this. >>>>

Genuine World War I German joke.

The officer comes to the men in the trench and says, "I have good news and bad news. The good new is you all get a change of underwear."

The men cheer.

The officer says, "Now the bad news. Hans, you change with Willi. Willi, you change with Otto. Otto, you change with Heinrich..."

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 23, 2013 01:34 PM (1ZL1O)

148 128--- Hey trsblke, We need a description if not a recipe for Hello Dolly cookies. I never heard of them before. Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (dkExz) --------------------------------- Well, my daughters used to make them out of Play Doh. They're very good too. If you're a dolly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 01:35 PM (dfYL9)

149 At least samantha power's has nice red hair. to bad her face looks like a rimless michelin tire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:35 PM (t3UFN)

150 Eh, Gervais has kind of soiled himself with his evangelical atheism. I just find him tiresome now.

Posted by: Null at December 23, 2013 01:35 PM (xjpRj)

151 Hey, Ace, I found this new internet meme called "All Your Base"!

Posted by: All Your Meme Are Belong To Us at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (/YkzI)

152 Ya know, they said he signed up, not that he paid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:33 PM (t3UFN)

-------------------------------------------

I doubt if he's even signed up. Where are we getting this story? From the MFM and WH staffers. Yeah, really a truthful group, huh? It's bullshit.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (+BW9E)

153 Boise State QB Joe Southwick says he didnÂ’t pee off of hotel balcony, leading to ouster from Hawaii Bowl Southwick took a polygraph test after he was sent back to Idaho from Hawaii and maintains that he was not the player who urinated from the balcony of a hotel in Hawaii. Hell we've all peed in some unusual places

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (t3UFN)

154 At least samantha power's has nice red hair. to bad her face looks like a rimless michelin tire Yup, I'll SO be stealing that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (yz6yg)

155 >>> Susan Rice is one ugly SOB Nah, she's on the low side average, where she would benefit greatly from a nice smile and a sense of humor. So, maybe a two.

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (Ua6T/)

156 This isn't the correct thread, but I want to get this concept out there, and I suppose I need to start somewhere. For years i've been complaining about the lack of conservative access to mass media. I simply want to point out what happened when a few conservatives managed to get a tiny toe-hold in Liberal television land. Duck Dynasty stomped them a new asshole. Can you imagine what might happen if we had EQUAL ACCESS?

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 23, 2013 01:37 PM (bb5+k)

157 146 Susan Rice is one ugly SOB Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (t3UFN) -------------------------- Heh. Mr. DeVille and I have had some debates about this very subject. I think she has good features and, with better make-up, could be a knockout. He thinks the perpetual scowl is such a negative that nothing would help.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 01:39 PM (dfYL9)

158 144 Ya know, they said he signed up, not that he paid Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:33 PM (t3UFN) I would go so far as to say that I doubt he has ever "Paid" for anything in his life... with perhaps, the exception of choom he may have bought with his Baskin Robins paycheck.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 23, 2013 01:39 PM (bb5+k)

159 Nah, they're just black-hearted. Think I'll take Oldsailor's suggestion - make 'em some realllly special soup.... >>

Using Methylene blue as coloring for frosting could be fun.

http://chemistry.about.com/b/2012/03/12/how-to-color-urine.htm

A safe way to freak them out.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 01:39 PM (TI3xG)

160 134 Then there is Mariah Carey in a little red something http://tinyurl.com/m7x8m4l Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 05:27 PM (QHd8M) Saw the pic and I'm cool with her never doing that again.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 01:40 PM (EWsrI)

161 Can you imagine what might happen if we had EQUAL ACCESS? Posted by: D-Lamp at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (bb5+k) Yeah..... funny how the Left considers Fox News to be WAY over to the right.... so much that it is dismissed in 'polite circles'... When for many of us, its often way to liberal, and GOP friendly....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 01:41 PM (lZBBB)

162 Yeah..... funny how the Left considers Fox News to be WAY over to the right.... so much that it is dismissed in 'polite circles'... When for many of us, its often way to liberal, and GOP friendly.... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (lZBBB) Whatever I think of FOX New, I always hold back to much heated criticism since I know what the alternative is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:43 PM (t3UFN)

163 Whatever I think of FOX New, I always hold back to much heated criticism since I know what the alternative is Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (t3UFN) Oh and the FOX girls are hot also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:43 PM (t3UFN)

164 Is this an Open Thread? I have a recipe question.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 01:45 PM (zDsvJ)

165 Yeah..... funny how the Left considers Fox News to be WAY over to the right.... so much that it is dismissed in 'polite circles'... When for many of us, its often way to liberal, and GOP friendly.... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (lZBBB) The same people believe that Boehner and Ryan want to impose a theocracy where they can beat women, non-Whites, and gays for s**ts and giggles...

Posted by: The Ecclesiastical Hat at December 23, 2013 01:45 PM (/YkzI)

166 Posted by: D-Lamp at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (bb5+k) Some time ago freakonomics did a podcast about media bias (I know, amazing) They determined that on a scale of 0-100, with 0 being incredibly conservative (near anarcho-libertarian) and 100 being basically socialist, America in general was in the 40s. Texas in the 20s. Media in the 70s. The guy doing the study figured that if the media were closer to the middle (50) all of America would be more like texas. We're boned by media!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 01:46 PM (GaqMa)

167 Yeah..... funny how the Left ~~considers~~ shrieks that Fox News to be WAY over to the right.... FIFY Consideration is too generous of a word.

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2013 01:46 PM (Ua6T/)

168 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (lZBBB) Oh right, and Fox was in the 40s I think. So not nearly as conservative as Texas, and far less out of the "middle" than any other news source.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 01:47 PM (GaqMa)

169 Texas in the 20s. Hell yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 01:48 PM (cUARf)

170 Y-not, With absolutely no authority whatsoever, I hereby grant you permission to ask.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 23, 2013 01:48 PM (SUKHu)

171 Cool! Ace's favorite gal, Lena, Dunham, in a bikini: http://goo.gl/Z83l3M Expect ace to be busy fapping for the next 24 hours.

Posted by: Bean Pies! at December 23, 2013 01:48 PM (Qev5V)

172 1: POA is not something you want the President of the United States giving out to ANYONE. POA is, effectively, saying "I'm giving this person the legal ability to act as Me." Now, you can put limits on it, and there are various curliques and such, but I doubt they would have gone to that much trouble.

2: NO it is not "as simple...as writing a note and signing it. POA is a legal document which must be filed with the courts. You keep a copy- but if you have a "copy" but the courts don't, your "copy" isn't valid. I think (but I'm not sure) it also must be notarized.

I know it's wiki, but it does have links elsewhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_of_attorney

Have used a POA a few times, and it was not complicated.

Limiting a POA should be as easy as "only for this specific scenario and duration" tagged on at the end. The "toughest" part is meeting the minimum legal requirements for the a given jurisdiction, which ranges from a single signature to a witnesses/notary public; which I suspect a President ought to have easy access to - and which I think only matters if the relationship is challenged in court.

In the case of the POA not being properly granted, any problems should be as easy to fix as Obama calling in and testifying, "Yeah, I meant for him to do that, consider it valid".

But IANAL, so maybe the legal 'rons can weigh in.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 23, 2013 01:48 PM (ioT3q)

173 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUH01ofbI8 OK time for some MERRY Christmas!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:50 PM (t3UFN)

174 As a founding member of the Society of Liberals Aggrieved, Perpetually (SLAP), this tweet by Ricky Gervais is the worst thing that has ever happened in the entire history of the universe, and I demand that Mr. Gervais be immediately "necklaced" by that crazy dude who translated for Il Douche when he spoke at Mandela's planting ceremony.

I'm offended!!!

Posted by: Sharkman, channeling it seems like pretty much everyone these days at December 23, 2013 01:51 PM (TM1p8)

175 Thank you, Mama AJ! ;-) I found an Asian market today during my travels around town and they had fresh pork belly. So naturally I bought it because, well, pork belly. But I've never made it before. Finding lots of recipes on the web, of course. I'm seeking one that will involve braising followed by a dry-heat step to produce some crispiness/carmelization of the skin. Quite a few of the recipes - but not all of them - call for slow braise, followed by refrigeration (often overnight) while the pork belly is pressed flat with weight. Then finishing off however. Just curious if anyone has experience cooking fresh pork belly and, if so, is the weighting step important? necessary? desirable? Muchos gracias!

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 01:51 PM (zDsvJ)

176 Some sad news: RIP FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. Â— Cpl. Rudy Hernandez, who fought in the Korean War and was awarded the Medal of Honor in 1952, has died at Womack Army Medical Center. He was 82. An official at Rogers and Breece Funeral Home in Fayetteville said he was notified by the family of HernandezÂ’s death on Saturday. The Fayetteville Observer reports he was diagnosed recently with cancer and several other ailments. His last public appearance was in the Fayetteville Veterans Day parade. Hernandez was considered a fixture at veterans events around the city. Hernandez earned the Medal of Honor after he repelled an enemy attack with only a grenade and a rifle with a fixed bayonet. In August, Fort BraggÂ’s Warrior Transition Battalion Complex was re-dedicated in his name. Funeral arrangements are not complete.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 01:52 PM (t3UFN)

177
I completely forgot: HAPPY FESTIVUS!

I got some problems with you people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 01:53 PM (MaP11)

178 From the sidebar;

The Hockey Schtick: Paper finds solar activity explains climate change over past 200,000 years

The jury is still out on why this is the teabaggers' fault. It could be hunting mammoths to extinction or insufficient homosexuality.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 01:53 PM (XUKZU)

179 Lena, Dunham, in a bikini:For when a pig is not readily available.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 01:55 PM (XUKZU)

180 Cool! Ace's favorite gal, Lena, Dunham, in a bikini: >>

Crap I forgot who that was, here is a antidote for anyone else that clicked it.
Kelly Brook.

http://tinyurl.com/khv3yqz

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 01:56 PM (TI3xG)

181 >>> Cool! Ace's favorite gal, Lena, Dunham, in a bikini: I thought I was going to see a face sized spider. It was Lena Dunham. I'm tramatized.

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2013 01:58 PM (Ua6T/)

182 Cpl. Rudy Hernandez, who fought in the Korean War and was awarded the Medal of Honor in 1952, has died at Womack Army Medical Center. ------------------- *renders extended salute*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 01:59 PM (aDwsi)

183 Susan Rice is one ugly SOB
-
There is a theory that everybody looks the way they deserve to look by age 50. I saw a picture of Whoopi Goldberg the other day and I am forced to agree.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 01:59 PM (XUKZU)

184 Cool! Ace's favorite gal, Lena, Dunham, in a bikini: Damn you, you damn dirty ape. Lena Dunham has an absolutely no value naked. Most girls at least get some boobs when they get fatter, Dunham just becomes thicker and rounder and less differentiated. She's like Veruca Salt turning into a pink blueberry.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 02:01 PM (MMC8r)

185 Shit, Violet Beauregard, not Veruca Salt.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 02:03 PM (MMC8r)

186 Posted by: Sharkman, channeling it seems like pretty much everyone these days at December 23, 2013 05:51 PM (TM1p

Is there a 'Biracialy Integrated Children's Tyranical Collective'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 02:05 PM (lZBBB)

187 There is a theory that everybody looks the way they deserve to look by age 50. I am so fucked........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 02:06 PM (cUARf)

188 Pointless bitching and moaning:

I posted a couple of weeks ago about a rape trial scheduled for last week in which my 17 year old victim was no where to be found. I talked it over with my boss and we concluded this guy was too dangerous to just give up on prosecuting him. I got a continuance despite speedy trial based upon an exception for unavailable evidence and an arrest warrant was issued for the girl for failure to honor her subpoena. (I couldn't have gotten a continuance otherwise.) So she was arrested on Saturday. I just did a detention hearing in which the court ordered her held without bail until the new trail date in late March. That's right, I just put my victim in jail over Christmas while her rapist is running around free.

I'll go she her in the jail in a day or two. I'm sure she is wanting to see my shining face. I always liked her. She just got a raw deal in life.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 02:09 PM (XUKZU)

189 146 Susan Rice is one ugly SOB
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (t3UFN)
--------------------------
Heh.
Mr. DeVille and I have had some debates about this very subject. I think she has good features and, with better make-up, could be a knockout. He thinks the perpetual scowl is such a negative that nothing would help.Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 23, 2013 05:39 PM (dfYL9)

Anybody else think she looks like Holder in drag? I don't know what it is about the picture of her on Drudge today; must be the facial expression.

Posted by: Mainah at December 23, 2013 02:09 PM (fxGa1)

190 Rob Ford likes the winter weather because it looks like the world is covered in cocaine.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

191 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LimHXfavgw

Posted by: Veruca Salt at December 23, 2013 02:11 PM (Ua6T/)

192 I have the local news on and the story was about hunger. "1 in 5 people have trouble putting food on the table". Translated by me 1 in 5 believe it is someone else's responsibility to put food on their table.

I know there is real suffering out there even in the US but 1 in 5?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 02:12 PM (TI3xG)

193 I posted a couple of weeks ago about a rape trial scheduled for last week in which my 17 year old victim was no where to be found. I Okay, you might want to re-think referring to her as 'your victim'.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 02:12 PM (MMC8r)

194 Merry Christmas, Ace. Thank you for the laugh! I am off to a holiday party with my Democrat Outlaw relatives. It's some restaurant that serves trendy food. Hamburgers are not on the menu. We'll stop at McDonalds after.

Posted by: ALH at December 23, 2013 02:13 PM (xVKOe)

195 Great moments in journalism.

http://tinyurl.com/lnqqceq

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 02:14 PM (XUKZU)

196 Okay, you might want to re-think referring to her as 'your victim'. Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 06:12 PM (MMC8r) With that story??? The victim in Jail? She is a victim of the system now...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 02:15 PM (lZBBB)

197 192: Yeah when they give stats like that I'm like "possibly 1 in 5, needs the SNAP program or a little help from a food bank because they have no clue how to eat cheaply but actually goes hungry, there cannot possibly be THAT many monsters trading the kid's food stamps for drugs and booze"

Posted by: palerider at December 23, 2013 02:17 PM (dkExz)

198 I found an Asian market today during my travels around town and they had fresh pork belly. So naturally I bought it because, well, pork belly. Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 05:51 PM (zDsvJ) Any Cream of Shrimp f'n soup? Didn't think so.......

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 02:17 PM (YEQ2h)

199 NOOD

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 02:17 PM (TI3xG)

200 Hell we've all peed in some unusual places

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: R. Kelly at December 23, 2013 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)

201 I know there is real suffering out there even in the US but 1 in 5? Posted by: The Hickster ---------------- It always pays to study the methodolgy which led to the numbers produced by such studies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 02:19 PM (aDwsi)

202 195 Great moments in journalism. http://tinyurl.com/lnqqceq Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 06:14 PM (XUKZU) I found something similar a couple of days ago. It was about how Trotsky wouldn't leave the country without his family which were being held as hostages causing "Mr. Stalin to face a conundrum."

Posted by: Bean Pies! at December 23, 2013 02:19 PM (Qev5V)

203 Any Cream of Shrimp f'n soup? Didn't think so.......

Posted by: tubal the bad at December 23, 2013 06:17 PM (YEQ2h)

I'd suggest extreme caution in asking for "Cream of anything at your local Asian market. Just sayin'.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 23, 2013 02:32 PM (Myqtp)

204 looks like the rapist was immediately found

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2013 02:32 PM (GiftD)

205 Hell we've all peed in some unusual places Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (t3UFN) *** What did you expect? The label said, "Void where prohibited."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2013 02:45 PM (9vxrW)

206 Re "1 in 5 people have trouble putting food on the table..." Remember Dan Rather's famous intonation a decade or so back: "Good evening. 1 in 8 children in the US are hungry tonight...." Based on a "study" (more like a push poll) in which respondents were, in substance, asked whether, at any point in the past year, they had foregone any food purchases due to financial contraints. So, not buying everything or as much of everything as you want, at some point, is conflated to "hunger" and "any time in the past year" is conflated to "every night, and tonight" I have no doubt that some have trouble putting food on the table. But what degree of trouble exactly are they talking about? How often? Now if you have to choose between the heart medication or the Premium Friskies, that's an issue.

Posted by: NYC Parent at December 23, 2013 03:06 PM (HEo6y)

207 I am beyond skeptical of the hunger numbers. I become even more skeptical when I hear the Public Service Announcements for hunger and the obesity epidemic being piggy backed. And then there's just the phenomenon of being at Wal-Mart and other stores and seeing the "lower" classes in all their stoutness. They may not be eating all the arugula they want, but they are not going hungry. I was told as I child that if you went hungry in this country if it was your own fault, and I think that is true. Heartless, I know, but just my own observations. Children who are going hungry are going hungry because of the adults around them.

Posted by: Ghabberflasted at December 23, 2013 05:35 PM (w+SvP)

208 RACISM!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 23, 2013 06:33 PM (FT2j2)

209 190 Rob Ford likes the winter weather because it looks like the world is covered in cocaine. Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 06:11 PM (MMC8r) Good one.

Posted by: m at December 23, 2013 10:01 PM (omrQI)

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