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April 25, 2013

I Don't Know The Backstory and I'm Content Not To
— Ace

Obama and Barbara Bush, I guess at the dedication of the Bush Library.

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM | Comments (277)
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1 Cocaine is a hellofa drug.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (OZmbA)

2 They just got a text from Weiner.

Posted by: arminius at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (cDnhR)

3 Caption contest. GO!

Posted by: Andy at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (OAEPo)

4 Who cut one? Bubba ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (VSWPU)

5 I think he good a look at the size of Bar's dick.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (nnkXw)

6 "Gimme that purse or I'm gonna cut you!"

Posted by: jwest at April 25, 2013 12:58 PM (u2a4R)

7
Barbara Bush hasn't changed in 30 years.

Posted by: soothsayer dickens at April 25, 2013 12:59 PM (Fely/)

8 "Sheeeeeeeeeee it."

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 25, 2013 12:59 PM (ndlFj)

9 Gesundheit!

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 25, 2013 12:59 PM (MhA4j)

10 Sheriff Joe just uncorked a silent but deadly fart.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:00 PM (MZrpY)

11 Bill Clinton just offered to share his spotted dick.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:01 PM (MZrpY)

12
MA officials will not release anymore info on the benefits received by the jihadists.

Posted by: soothsayer dickens at April 25, 2013 01:01 PM (vyPsz)

13 Moochelle mooning

Posted by: Tex at April 25, 2013 01:01 PM (iyK4L)

14 Mrs. Bush, President Obama, whats your reaction to the idea of President Job Bush?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 25, 2013 01:01 PM (C2//T)

15 Barry's balls just fell out of Mooch's handbag.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (MZrpY)

16 Michelle's butt?

Posted by: jerry's kid at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (P2dfK)

17 Yes I porked mooch- only twice

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (HVff2)

18 Even at a memorial service he can't speak from the heart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (piMMO)

19 Gosnell trial coverage finally hits the MSM...

Posted by: RC at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (3Upv2)

20 About to sneeze?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (UypUQ)

21 JEF: "Ewww, I just touched a conservative."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (XYSwB)

22 Nerve gas? More like Verve gas.

Posted by: Adam Sandler being cutesy at April 25, 2013 01:02 PM (OZmbA)

23 I liked the other pic where she has the look of utter contempt for this fucking clown.

Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 01:03 PM (Wl/Ht)

24
He muscled one out, she is in shock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2013 01:03 PM (jKWYf)

25 I watched the fuckwit rub his eye with his middle finger while Jimmuh spoke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:03 PM (lVPtV)

26 They just got a text from Weiner. Posted by: arminius at April 25, 2013 04:58 PM (cDnhR) WINNER

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 25, 2013 01:03 PM (q177U)

27 Uhh, uhm, I'm sorry Barbara but an ass is an ass, and I'm really missing Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (B/VB5)

28 A Michelle wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: toby928 at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (evdj2)

29 Mooch's sleeveless frock reveals her bangs are actually emanating from her armpits.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (MZrpY)

30 Babs is lookin' very Leslie Neilsenish.

Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

31 Someone mentioned Sarah Palin? ...They both hate her.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (3B3wv)

32 President Obama and Barbara Bush react to Bill Clinton's recitation of his favorite moments in the White House.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (XUKZU)

33 Didn't Clinton crack some joke about being jealous of Bush becoming a grandpa first, way to put the pressure on Chelsea Billy boy.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (oBhEo)

34 Mooch's wig just flew past Bab's face, and Barry was describing how "close" he came to the pin last time he putted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:04 PM (lVPtV)

35 "Sheeeeeeeeeee it." Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 25, 2013 04:59 PM (ndlFj) hehe You must be watching Hemlock Grove.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:05 PM (XYSwB)

36 I'm trying to watch the Five but that asshole is talking in Waco. G-D I hate his face and voice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 01:05 PM (9Bj8R)

37 I really really want to say something really crass and tasteless, but it ain't my blog

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 25, 2013 01:05 PM (8sCoq)

38 "An unfortunate gust of wind caught Mrs. Obama's skirt as she leaned over..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:05 PM (GEICT)

39 A sudden gust of wind caused Moochelle to have a "Marilyn Monroe" moment.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (MZrpY)

40 It's okay Mrs. Bush, I'm wearing Depends.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (BVkEs)

41 23 "I liked the other pic where she has the look of utter contempt for this fucking clown."

Yes - I bet she remembers every last "Bush did it" statement this jackhole made about her son over the past 5 years and she's not about to pretend to be chummy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (KqmXZ)

42 Gotcha runningrn!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (GEICT)

43 BCochran! You beat me to the punch!

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (MZrpY)

44 >>>30 Babs is lookin' very Leslie Neilsenish. Watch out for Nordberg!

Posted by: Zombie Leslie Nielsen at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (isa2W)

45 Conservative bird sh*t just hit its mark. Booya!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:06 PM (XYSwB)

Baraka: That better be Joey tickling my ass.

Posted by: Soona at April 25, 2013 01:07 PM (7HUIm)

47 Name drop time.

Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 01:07 PM (Wl/Ht)

48 And again! Stupid, slow fingers!

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:07 PM (MZrpY)

49 Hillary's mumu blew up while she was bent over./

Posted by: tasker at April 25, 2013 01:07 PM (r2PLg)

50 hey babs, watch THIS pearl necklace...

Posted by: dillhole12 at April 25, 2013 01:07 PM (uURnG)

51 'Last one to open their eyes is a Marxist'

Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (m2CN7)

52 They call him the streak.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (H9MGI)

53 Barry: "And then a skeet came dangerously close, and I shot it like this."

Babs: o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (lVPtV)

54 "So I had to finally tell Joe that this no-diaper thing is going to stop immediately."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (Yr6sH)

55 A sudden gust of wind caused Moochelle to have a "Marilyn Monroe" moment.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 05:06 PM (MZrpY)

That image detached my mental retinas.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (FL84G)

56 Moochelle's strap on just broke free of her thong....

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:08 PM (MZrpY)

57 Dick Cheney just cropdusted the place.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 25, 2013 01:09 PM (aj6ZZ)

58 The lycra in Hillary's SPANX finally called it a day...

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:09 PM (MZrpY)

59 Jimmy Carter stage dived into Madeliene Albright's crotch.

Posted by: tasker at April 25, 2013 01:09 PM (r2PLg)

60 "The hors d'oeuvres are those little hot dogs in bbq sauce?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (GEICT)

61 Please tell me that is not a fuckin union flag behind the JEF...

Posted by: Icedog at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (9ScGj)

54 "So I had to finally tell Joe that this no-diaper thing is going to stop immediately."

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Hah!

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (3B3wv)

63 Helen Thomas showed up and flashed her tatas.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (MZrpY)

64 At the statue unveiling it was apparent that officials had not fully described to the sculptor the manner of "Bush" they wanted him to carve.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (SY2Kh)

65 " Damn typical white person perfume"

Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)

66 Obama thinking; Ewww. Why did they make me read these nice things that were written for me to say about Bush???" Babara thinking: "I can't believe Obama actually said nice things about George"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (INYkK)

67 ....... And then Reggie said, "He I Cum Bitch!".

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 25, 2013 01:10 PM (jucos)

68 Well, we know it can't be an accidental penis waving around in the open air, or the looks on their faces would be reversed for sure.

Posted by: imp at April 25, 2013 01:11 PM (UaxA0)

69 Looks like someone just ripped a big skid-mark.

Posted by: Paladin at April 25, 2013 01:11 PM (Id+W0)

70 so he said, "then i'll have a coke!"

Posted by: dillhole12 at April 25, 2013 01:11 PM (uURnG)

71 I met GWB and BB at an event at Freedoms Foundation in Valley Forge a whole bunch of years ago. I'm sure security is better now a days.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 01:11 PM (feFL6)

72 Bill Clinton's diseased, crooked penis popped out of a cake.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:11 PM (MZrpY)

73 You know, watching the library opening today, I thought to myself, "If I were a more compassionate person, I'd actually feel sorry for Barry. No daddy, momma didn't care about him. And look at him up there with the Bush family."

Then I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:12 PM (lVPtV)

74 it smells like fucking bigfoot up in here....wait...nevermind.

Posted by: dillhole12 at April 25, 2013 01:12 PM (uURnG)

75 30 Babs is lookin' very Leslie Neilsenish. Watch out for Nordberg! Posted by: Zombie Leslie Nielsen at April 25, 2013 05:06 PM (isa2W) ------------------------------------------------------ He cuts like a fucking KNIFE!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 25, 2013 01:13 PM (jucos)

76 Lena Dunham took off her clothes...

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:13 PM (MZrpY)

77 Babs will outlive us all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:13 PM (lVPtV)

78 Janet Napolitano was in the audience and they witnessed her being-- "pinged" by the TSA.

Posted by: tasker at April 25, 2013 01:13 PM (r2PLg)

79 Burock has lactose intolerance to Bush Family.Barbara has a thyroid problem but wears lovely pearls and has more class in her hangnail on her pinky finger than the Obarfy's could fathom. I have also read before that he has teh stink.

*Saga of home repairs: drinking ChristyB has husband seeking truth on EPA standards as I fly white flag of defeat on refinishing stupid cultured marble tub and two counters.
#Argy White Bordeaux is cure for home repair snafus
# plot to kill husband continues

Apparently "polymer resin" is in everything, including the cultured marble I have lived with in bathrooms for 18 years since building house."Supposedly" safe when dry and not releasing toxins in air to kill me. Right now I am thinking that I am already exposed, what is a third treatment of crap going to do to me?
#famous last words

Posted by: ChristyBlinky hates home repairs at April 25, 2013 01:14 PM (baL2B)

80 "That's some potent arugula"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:14 PM (GEICT)

81 Looks like Bar just cracked a rat... With all due respect.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at April 25, 2013 01:14 PM (VTeUD)

Okay I'll do one the Left might do.

'Its twue, its twue !

Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 01:14 PM (m2CN7)

83 Obama: Shart!

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 01:14 PM (feFL6)

84 Bill Clinton did say that he was the "black sheep" of this gathering. 'Bammy and Babs could be recting to that.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (XUKZU)

85 Please tell me that is not a fuckin union flag behind the JEF... It's Texas. 50-50 chance it's a Confederate Flag.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (GFM2b)

86 On that last thread on gays focusing on pubescent children. If gays don't have an unhealthy, unnatural obsession with children -- why does the word "twink" even exist? Apparently it was such a common form of gay lust they invented a new word for it. I think it's mainly a gay dude thing. Lesbians don't seem to systematically desire underage sex. But gay dudes do. I'm not saying it's all or even most -- but a large enough minority to require additions to the vocabulary. But hey, let's ignore the whole "twink" fascination thing and accept gay scout leaders in the boy scouts. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (R+6Q+)

87 They should be doing that to the latest UE numbers. The radio news seemed ecstatic that we only had 349K more first-time unemployed last week. It's like being thrilled that today you cut off slightly less of your fingers.

Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

88 41 23 "I liked the other pic where she has the look of utter contempt for this fucking clown."

Yes - I bet she remembers every last "Bush did it" statement this jackhole made about her son over the past 5 years and she's not about to pretend to be chummy.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2013 05:06 PM

Speaking of "BUSH'S FAULT", MSNBC hipster douche Chris Hayes tweets this;

Christopher Hayes ‏@chrislhayes 28m

We'e got an absolutely amazing story about how the Bush admin and how it killed regulation of fertilizer plants on tonight's show.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (mCvL4)

89 Backstory: Jeb Bush farted and blamed it on Michelle?

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (UzPAd)

90 85 Bill Clinton did say that he was the "black sheep" of this gathering.

Did you hear Hillary's loud cackle when he called Babs "Mom?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:15 PM (lVPtV)

91 "Oh my God! Somebody let Al Roker in!"

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2013 01:16 PM (XUKZU)

92 A sudden gust of wind caused Moochelle to have a "Marilyn Monroe" moment. She was Commando, with fur panties?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 01:16 PM (eyJh9)

Bill Clinton walked by, and gave him a cigar.

Barbara says..."I wouldn't put that thing in my mouth, if I were you."

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2013 01:16 PM (3B3wv)

94 Bill Clinton did say that he was the "black sheep" of this gathering.

Did you hear Hillary's loud cackle when he called Babs "Mom?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

It was a classy gathering.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2013 01:16 PM (XUKZU)

95 Speaking of "BUSH'S FAULT", MSNBC hipster douche Chris Hayes tweets this;

Christopher Hayes ‏@chrislhayes 28m

We'e got an absolutely amazing story about how the Bush admin and how it killed regulation of fertilizer plants on tonight's show.

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Dear Lord, are you kidding? That prissy little douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:17 PM (lVPtV)

96 Jimmy Carter was telling "The Aristocrats" joke

Posted by: The Q at April 25, 2013 01:17 PM (XQzGn)

97 Can't even imagine what the JEF's library is going to look like. I'm imaging a combo of the Kremlin and a ghey Graceland on steroids...

Posted by: Icedog at April 25, 2013 01:17 PM (9ScGj)

98 Obama: "Here Barb, smell this one." unghhhhhh ....... *poot!*

Barbara: "Oooh! Smells like roses!"

Posted by: Strife at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (Ul1S7)

99 TFG." And that Barbara, is the funamental change I have in mind for our country"

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (u6lBN)

100 Ghastly fart?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (Iyg03)

101 We'e got an absolutely amazing story about how the Bush admin and how it killed regulation of fertilizer plants on tonight's show. Obama's had 4 years + to change it back if it was so fucking important.

Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

102 also, it's obvious by now the muzzie convert wife of the boston bomber aided and abetted right? She knew. Bitch needs to do serious jail time. Put the kid up for adoption. With a nice Christian family.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (R+6Q+)

103 something...something..Dick Cheney's warcock..something

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (wTPGq)

104 Biden asked a guy in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow again, right?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 01:18 PM (/gHaE)

105

You know how uncomfortable we old people are with homosexuals, don't you? Why did they put me next to HIM?

Posted by: Barbara Bush at April 25, 2013 01:19 PM (ggRof)

106 Bar spotted Biden panting someone in the crowd. Barry was trying to distract her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:19 PM (lVPtV)

107 Â¡Mira!

Â¡Uno Esquirrelo!!

Que se atornillan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (Kpn/z)

108 I have to say. I can't look at the pict again. I can't stand the sight of JEF.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (XYSwB)

109 "Whoa, I can't believe those two middleschoolers actually kissed"!

Posted by: Andy at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (KO0bZ)

110 She's got his nuts.

Posted by: By Popular Demand at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (KqwSL)

111

i was like this with my gun...BLAM BLAM BLAM... and then bin laden was fucking dead

Posted by: dillhole12 at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (uURnG)

112 Maybe they were watching Hank Johnson's latest floor rant (WZ): http://tinyurl.com/bpxrmk6

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 01:20 PM (Qxe/p)

113 "...dammit, Barry, we told you to leave Joe in D.C., but you had to let him tag along..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 25, 2013 01:21 PM (fMiHM)

114 Barry just got sexted by Reggie Love at a VERY inopportune time.

Posted by: Armando at April 25, 2013 01:21 PM (5iuEW)

115 Barbara - He took it out!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 25, 2013 01:21 PM (FmFB3)

116 Hahahaha..... When Obamacare finally kicks in you will be long gone. Lucky.....

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 25, 2013 01:21 PM (jucos)

117 Helen Thomas just took off her underpants.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2013 01:21 PM (3V9LU)

118 Barry got the frank and beans stuck in his fly?

Posted by: southpaw at April 25, 2013 01:22 PM (CSLqZ)

119 Those aren't pillows!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 25, 2013 01:22 PM (Ec6wH)

120 My husband just texted me that his cousin was at the library opening today (he worked for Bush). Dana Perino just said it was like a college reunion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:23 PM (lVPtV)

121 I think it's mainly a gay dude thing. Lesbians don't seem to systematically desire underage sex.

There's a grown woman-on-girl scene in The Vagina Monologues. From the girl's POV. If a man was the instegator it would be sexual abuse (because it wouldn't end in an abortion), but it's a woman so it's empowering.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 25, 2013 01:23 PM (/kI1Q)

122 Babs hasn't changed in 30 years.

Yeah, she still looks a hundred years old.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 25, 2013 01:23 PM (Kpn/z)

123 Uncle Janet had just located and freed a cocktail weenie that had been trapped in the folds of her fat and popped it in her cavernous maw.

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:23 PM (MZrpY)

124 I Don't Know The Backstory and I'm Content Not To>>>>> They're both remembering what it's like to take it in the boyhole.

Posted by: Joejm65 at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (UZuc4)

125 The celebratory bell ringing had just begun. From his position on the roof, Gabby Johnson called out, "The President is a Com-" *BONG*

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (AsKAU)

126 Has somebody already offered the caption "Take it all, bitch!"?

Posted by: jwpaine at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (/lWM8)

127 Excuse me while I whip this out!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (5wHPS)

128 Mooch vs. Babs in a cat fight. Who wins?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (lVPtV)

129 Bubba whipped it out.

Posted by: Balls deep 420 at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (o9/X4)

130

Putin gets topless chicks and i get carter dropping his pants

Posted by: kj at April 25, 2013 01:24 PM (4E+Jf)

131 Thats Vice President Cheney to you Boy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2013 01:25 PM (lZBBB)

132 Joe Biden was caught doing squeakable, unspeakable things to a double barreled shot gun...

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:26 PM (MZrpY)

133 Boston Marathon Bombing=Iraq War Moral Equivalency=Bush's Fault Per "unnamed official", the boys were inspired by the "invasions" of Muslim countries. CBS

Posted by: EveR at April 25, 2013 01:26 PM (YHMeQ)

134 "Wrecked 'em, hell. It killed 'em both." /GWB

Posted by: Andy at April 25, 2013 01:27 PM (KO0bZ)

135 The gerbil escaped down Barry's pant leg...

Posted by: runningrn at April 25, 2013 01:27 PM (MZrpY)

136
Ace and the rest of yous, if you haven't heard Dennis Miller's comments on OReilly last night, check it out.

Posted by: soothsayer dickens at April 25, 2013 01:27 PM (FC8Yl)

137 Feel good story of the day. Female U. S. sailor puts attempted rapist in stranglehold with her thighs and beats him into submission.

(Guess the location and rapist's nationality.)

http://tinyurl.com/cljns62

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:28 PM (lVPtV)

138 Bitches be all getting up in my grill.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2013 01:28 PM (+riEG)

139 "...and that's why we only have the two kids, Barbara."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:28 PM (GEICT)

140 Barry just realized that he Sharted (Al Roker style)..... Reggie! Bring me my new pants!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:29 PM (+riEG)

141 They both just heard "Jeb Bush 2016".

Posted by: Michael at April 25, 2013 01:29 PM (bOKSd)

142 Yeah, she still looks a hundred years old. I'm in the same room with the Vice-President of the United States and wondering why he brought his mom. Kicking myself for letting such a thought run through my mind. A loyal husband circa 1988 -- rare breed. I kinda think/hope history will be kind on him.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 01:30 PM (feFL6)

143 Babs [while gripping barry's grapes]: Say it! I said Say It! JEF: I, I, I, I'm m m m ee vil.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:30 PM (XYSwB)

144 I do like Dad's socks.
http://is.gd/HARdPT

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 25, 2013 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)

145 "So this is what a late term abortion loos like."

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 01:32 PM (Wj786)

146 Feel good story of the day. Female U. S. sailor puts attempted rapist in stranglehold with her thighs and beats him into submission. (Guess the location and rapist's nationality.) http://tinyurl.com/cljns62 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV) nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:32 PM (XYSwB)

147 "Hey look, Biden is on his hands and knees with a Bic lighter setting the drapes on fire. That guy really knows how to jump start a party."

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 01:32 PM (/gHaE)

148 Immediately after the picture Barbara Bush simply said to the crowd......Excuse me. I speak Jive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:33 PM (+riEG)

149 Ok, that's enough. Get that jug-earred, air biscuit, miserable failure off the front page.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 01:33 PM (Yr6sH)

150 just read the c*nt punt sorority girl has resigned/quit her sorority. Internet Burn The Witch Hate Squad 1 -- normal human who made a dumb decision 0 Internet Lynch Mobs for the win!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:33 PM (R+6Q+)

151 152 Ok, that's enough. Get that jug-earred, air biscuit, miserable failure off the front page.

THIS^^^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2013 01:34 PM (lVPtV)

152

I do like Dad's socks.
http://is.gd/HARdPT

***

HW the metrosexual.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2013 01:34 PM (XUKZU)

153 Hillary in a bid to appeal to moderates for her 2016 run said I love Bush! Always have, Always will. She then proceeded to display a 12x16 poster of her coochie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:35 PM (+riEG)

154 "I have not seen a donkey like that since Tj in the 1980s."

Posted by: Beagle at April 25, 2013 01:35 PM (sOtz/)

155 First thought I had was she crushed his grapes.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2013 01:35 PM (x3YFz)

156 That's two "O" faces I could have done without seeing.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at April 25, 2013 01:36 PM (D8pR3)

157 I wonder whose life the Internet Lynch Mob will ruin next? We seem to average about 1 a week. It's like human sacrifice. Once a week a person will be picked seemingly at random for us all to hate and mock and demean. Then they get fired, divorced, jailed, have their kids taken away, commit suicide -- something. And we forget about them and anxiously await the next victim to hate-fuck en masse. The randomness is part of what makes it so fun. It's unpredictable.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:36 PM (R+6Q+)

158 Vinegar strokes. http://tinyurl.com/cczaazv

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 25, 2013 01:37 PM (IydAq)

159 "Sweet Jesus Barack, tell Michelle we can all see her junk when she bends over."

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:37 PM (+riEG)

160 And by "we" I don't mean aoshq -- I just mean the internet hive mind.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:37 PM (R+6Q+)

161 Most people here are making jokey, sarcastic responses. I still say the photographer caught the President in the moment before a sneeze.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 25, 2013 01:37 PM (UypUQ)

162 So when I tore out OBLs windpipe with my bare hands this is the face I made...

Posted by: G.I Barack the action figure at April 25, 2013 01:38 PM (dvRYt)

163 ...Barbara Bush always looks like that.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 25, 2013 01:38 PM (UypUQ)

164 He stepped on some entrails from the voodoo sacrifice High-Priestess Barbara just performed.

Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 01:38 PM (opS9C)

165 >>>Feel good story of the day. Female U. S. sailor puts attempted rapist in stranglehold with her thighs and beats him into submission. What's her hourly rate?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 25, 2013 01:38 PM (q177U)

166 First thought I had was she crushed his grapes. She'd have been smiling if she had.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 01:39 PM (Wj786)

167 Kerry didnÂ’t actually mention radicalism in his musings on the topic, though he did suggest that terrorists tend to lack a Â“belief system,Â” as well as a Â“policy for jobs,Â” and Â“a policy for educationÂ”: We just had a young person who went to Russia, Chechnya, who blew people up in Boston. So he didnÂ’t stay where he went, but he learned something where he went and he came back with a willingness to kill people. I think the world has had enough of people who have no belief system, no policy for jobs, no policy for education, no policy for rule of law, but who just want to kill people because they donÂ’t like what they see. ThereÂ’s not room for that. This dumb fuck says something more stupid every day. How the fuck did he become and Officer in my US Navy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 01:39 PM (9Bj8R)

168 OT - Breaking: "@ChadPergram: Suddenly, Senate voting on cloture on online tax bill. Needs 60. Will get 60. Vote had been threatened after midnight"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 01:40 PM (GEICT)

169 Are they playing hide the finger?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 01:40 PM (igDix)

170 I said, get me a gin and tonic. And don't give me any lip!

Posted by: sTevo at April 25, 2013 01:41 PM (VMcEw)

171 You have blamed my son so many times, I am starting to believe it my self.

Posted by: sTevo at April 25, 2013 01:42 PM (VMcEw)

172
JEF: "Ewww, I just touched a conservative."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 05:02 PM (XYSwB)

Where was this? I didn't see one on that stage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 01:42 PM (TIIx5)

173 The color TFG's hair is turning.

Posted by: sTevo at April 25, 2013 01:42 PM (VMcEw)

174 "Did y'all know Monica Lewinsky used to lick Tic-Tacs out from between my butt cheeks?"

Posted by: Me, Bill Clinton at April 25, 2013 01:43 PM (R18D0)

175 Ok, that's enough. Get that jug-earred, air biscuit, miserable failure off the front page. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2013 05:33 PM (Yr6sH) below the fold, preferably.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:43 PM (XYSwB)

176 How the fuck did he become and Officer in my US Navy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (9Bj8R)

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The key word in that sentence is "Navy".

Posted by: Soona at April 25, 2013 01:44 PM (7HUIm)

177 Why is Barry sneezing at George Washington?

Posted by: Strife at April 25, 2013 01:44 PM (Ul1S7)

178 Where was this? I didn't see one on that stage. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 05:42 PM (TIIx5) hehe I'm sure you could find "one" that claims to be.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 01:44 PM (XYSwB)

179 178: This.

Posted by: sTevo at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (VMcEw)

180

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 05:36 PM (R+6Q+)

Someone can only ruin your life if you let them or if you've done the ruinous deeds yourself.

Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (m2CN7)

181 He's describing to Miss Barb the pain of getting the Obama family tattoo done. The whole fam got themselves inked with the family motto: Sic Semper Paganus, which translates to "Thus Always to Peasants."

While on the subject of the dedication. . . they played the Battle Hymn of the Republic at the ceremony. Rush was reminiscing on his show today about a version of that song that was played when Pope Benedict visited Bush at the White House, and replayed it on his show. The version he was talking about, in case morons are interested, was arranged by Mack Wilberg, the current director of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. (We sang that arrangement at my HS graduation, it is really wonderful.) Usually the arrangement uses a mixed gender choir, but for the pope they had an all male choir. Had never heard it sung that way before but it was incredibly thrilling. Feminists will hate me for saying this, but I really, really love good all-male choirs; they give me chills. I think it's singing in the lower register that does it.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (8wqqE)

182 just read the c*nt punt sorority girl has resigned/quit her sorority

Good move. They were not worthy. Not even close.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (/gHaE)

183 I hate fucking koalas.

Posted by: Paul Hogan at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (YOWAW)

184

Where was this? I didn't see one on that stage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 05:42 PM (TIIx5)

-----

Ha Ha closest one was Clinton.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 25, 2013 01:45 PM (5wHPS)

185 Why is Barry sneezing at George Washington?

Posted by: Strife at April 25, 2013 05:44 PM (Ul1S7)

That's a good one.

Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 01:46 PM (m2CN7)

186 The key word in that sentence is "Navy". Posted by: Soona at April 25, 2013 05:44 PM (7HUIm) Now that hurts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 01:46 PM (9Bj8R)

187 Female Flasher.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 01:46 PM (f3/nl)

188
I hate fucking koalas.

Posted by: Paul Hogan at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (YOWAW)

Use more lube.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 01:47 PM (TIIx5)

189 Re: Picture .. caption contest...late entry

Sixty year old Code Pink protester flashed her boobies.

Ok, so how many others have already posted same.
Is it required in the Guide Book that we read all comments before commenting?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 25, 2013 01:47 PM (jIMv2)

190 It's the randomness. There's a million sorority girls sending out a million mean, foul-mouthed emails. C*nt punt girl only got publicly destroyed cause hers was funner than the others. Millions of people do stupid things on the web every day. But we only have time to destroy 1, maybe 2, lives per week. It's like being struck by lightning. Hard to predict.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:48 PM (R+6Q+)

191 Jeb describes forcing flaming homo-sexuals to ask women for a kiss as part of Anti Breeder/Homo-phobe/Heteronormative-Bullying "Workshop."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 01:48 PM (f3/nl)

192
Actually I think they both just saw the size of an Ace Movie (or coffeepot) Review.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2013 01:48 PM (jKWYf)

193 Koalas don't deserve to live. Any animal with that inefficient a feeding strategy deserves to be crushed under the wheels of Progress. And don't get me started on sloths.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 01:49 PM (R+6Q+)

194

@160 Flatbush... The randomness is part of what makes it so fun. It's unpredictable.

So Sad, but true.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 25, 2013 01:49 PM (A9na/)

195 If online sales have such an advantage over brick & mortar, why don't they all just close their stores and sell online?

Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 01:49 PM (opS9C)

196 just read the c*nt punt sorority girl has resigned/quit her sorority

Then I'd like to extend her a cordial invitation to join my Sex Slave Plantation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2013 01:50 PM (8ZskC)

197 "196 Koalas don't deserve to live. Any animal with that inefficient a feeding strategy deserves to be crushed under the wheels of Progress. And don't get me started on sloths. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (R+6Q+) " Playing God might be a bad idea.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 01:50 PM (f3/nl)

198 Ace kissed a dude in middle school?!?!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 25, 2013 01:51 PM (Ec6wH)

199 First TV show or movie to use "cunt punt" should send her a check. Then hire her to deal with recalcitrant employees, debtors, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 01:51 PM (ZshNr)

200 If online sales have such an advantage over brick mortar, why don't they all just close their stores and sell online?

Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (opS9C)

Name one medium/large BM store that doesn't sell online.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2013 01:52 PM (x3YFz)

201 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (Ec6wH) That's a mighty queer imagination you've got there.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 01:52 PM (f3/nl)

202 Yea, It's true, Michelle is hung like a horse.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2013 01:53 PM (+riEG)

203 Mrs Bush is noting that Moochelle's outfit looks like some old curtains they left behind in Jan 1993

Posted by: mallfly at April 25, 2013 01:53 PM (bJm7W)

204 cnn.com ******* This image from VK.com shows Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in New York's Times Square. In one of those trips, in April 2012, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is photographed in New York's Times Square. One person pictured with him in Times Square remained in federal custody Thursday, as he's been for the last six days, on alleged visa violations. This man, whom a federal law enforcement source said Dzhokhar shared a cell phone with, was originally detained last Friday with another person when federal agents swarmed a residence thinking Dzhokhar might be inside, a federal law enforcement source said. Neither of these two detained men -- both foreign exchange students from Kazakhstan at the University of Massachusetts-Dartmouth, where Dzhokhar also was enrolled -- have been linked to the Boston Marathon attack. Yet investigators hope they can better piece together the suspected bombers' movements before and after the marathon. "These guys are not being cut loose immediately, and there's a reason why," the federal law enforcement source said.

Posted by: tasker at April 25, 2013 01:53 PM (r2PLg)

205 "205 Yea, It's true, Michelle is hung like a horse. Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2013 05:53 PM (+riEG) " Reminiscing about Michelle's endowment, something takes place in Obama's pants.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 01:54 PM (f3/nl)

206 Name one medium/large BM store that doesn't sell online.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (x3YFz)

----------------------------------------------

There's BM stores? Who knew?

Posted by: Soona at April 25, 2013 01:54 PM (7HUIm)

207 My caption entry: That fucker at MSNBC lied to me, my farts do stink!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 01:54 PM (eyJh9)

208 They were discussing why Chelsea couldn't be there. She is trying to get pregnant,

Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 01:54 PM (opS9C)

209

What if I want to order brick and mortar online?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:55 PM (+riEG)

210 Photo caption: "Tea Partier elected President"

Posted by: T. at April 25, 2013 01:55 PM (469qG)

211

GOT IT!!!

They're obviously checking out that "Sorceress", from the sidebar.

C'mon - you KNOW it all makes sense now!

[But seriously folks - boobs the size of the woman's head? Somebody thinks that's "sexy", and not simply freakish? Some people don't understand the simple notion of "too much of a good thing." In this case, that line is WAY, WAY in the rearview mirror, back in the last state...]

Posted by: Optimizer at April 25, 2013 01:55 PM (Mxt9o)

212 Any morons use a touch device and have problems with Disqus? Go to leave a comment and the comment section gets nuked.

Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 01:55 PM (Wl/Ht)

213 "Choobak Shiit Can Slaannng Hannng On Da Bone....Shiiiiit"

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 01:56 PM (+riEG)

214 Ace kissed a dude in middle school?!?!

Slightly off to the side of school, between two big silver-painted propane tanks, in the tall grass there where the mower won't fit anymore since the groundskeeper got old and they bought him a ride-on.

The boys call it "finger valley."

Posted by: oblig.'s detailed fantasies at April 25, 2013 01:56 PM (cePv8)

215 196 Koalas don't deserve to live.
Any animal with that inefficient a feeding strategy deserves to be crushed under the wheels of Progress.
And don't get me started on sloths.Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (R+6Q+)

Heh. I adore Pandas, but sometimes wonder if we shouldn't let them just go the way of nature, since they seem so completely unconcerned about repopulating their species.

Efforts are being made to find suitable habitats for relocating Utah's Sage Grouse population. The pioneers called them Fool's Hens, because they are the dumbest birds alive; had video showing them doing their mating dances right on the highway, hah. Also an animal too stupid to live. The State is trying to proactively increase their numbers before the govt feels it needs to intervene and call them an enangered species; if that happens it will wreak havoc with developers and farmers.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2013 01:57 PM (8wqqE)

216 They were discussing why Chelsea couldn't be there. She is trying to get pregnant,

So far, the result is no pregnancy but a lot of ruined cigars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2013 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

217 209 Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (x3YFz) ------ I can't. Of course purely online stores have the extra cost of shipping and handling.

Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 01:57 PM (opS9C)

218 But seriously folks - boobs the size of the woman's head? Somebody thinks that's "sexy", and not simply freakish?

Yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

219 It looks like Obama's trying really hard to squeeze out a turd and Barbara Bush is trying really hard not to.

Posted by: Crazy Bald Guy at April 25, 2013 01:58 PM (fUROf)

220 I Don't Know The Backstory They just read the last post about being forced to kiss a girl.

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2013 01:59 PM (FcR7P)

221 Groping for her purse, Barbara seizes upon something unexpected.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:01 PM (f3/nl)

222 What if I want to order brick and mortar online?

You'll start an infinite feedback loop that will break the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2013 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

223 lighten up mirror mitt, take the stick out of your ass

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 02:01 PM (R+6Q+)

224 Also, never google "Google."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2013 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

225 I hate fucking koalas. Posted by: Paul Hogan at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (YOWAW) Oral is ok though right?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 25, 2013 02:02 PM (m7mrm)

226 At the statue unveiling it was apparent that officials had not fully described to the sculptor the manner of "Bush" they wanted him to carve.

Posted by: Hollowpoint

My fave! LOL

Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2013 02:02 PM (G+Wff)

227 ust read the c*nt punt sorority girl has resigned/quit her sorority

Good move. They were not worthy. Not even close.

Posted by: @PurpAv

I smell a "Revenge of the Nerds: Nerdettes" screenplay in her future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 02:03 PM (Yr6sH)

228 "226 lighten up mirror mitt, take the stick out of your ass Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (R+6Q+) " Don't project. (Or try to turn everything into a cock fight.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:03 PM (f3/nl)

229 The sushi was how old????

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 02:03 PM (HDgX3)

230 wasn't projecting boy, just reading.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 02:04 PM (R+6Q+)

231 An update to the middle-school lesbian kiss story in the previous post: It's even worse than that. The schools brought in horny college students to "encourage" the girls to be sexually active, as well as give boys tips on how to identify "sluts" More about that here: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2096 And here: http://tinyurl.com/bn6x5oa

Posted by: The Poltiical Hat at April 25, 2013 02:05 PM (XvHmy)

232 "233 wasn't projecting boy, just reading. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 06:04 PM (R+6Q+) " If you say so.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:05 PM (f3/nl)

233 So far, the result is no pregnancy but a lot of ruined cigars. *** teeeheheheeee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 02:05 PM (piMMO)

234 "234 An update to the middle-school lesbian kiss story in the previous post: It's even worse than that. The schools brought in horny college students to "encourage" the girls to be sexually active, as well as give boys tips on how to identify "sluts" More about that here: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2096 And here: http://tinyurl.com/bn6x5oa Posted by: The Poltiical Hat at April 25, 2013 06:05 PM (XvHmy) " Progress.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:05 PM (f3/nl)

235 Queef!

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 25, 2013 02:06 PM (+I8Mq)

236

They were in Texas, right? Standing behind someone, right?

It's gotta be Tex-Mex food.

Ay! Caramba!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 02:08 PM (+z4pE)

237 Believe it or not,Barbara Bush was hawt when she was young.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 02:08 PM (9XBK2)

238 'So then Reggie was like' 'and I was like' 'and we were like that together'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:09 PM (f3/nl)

239 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2013 05:33 PM (R+6Q+)

I thought that her tirade was awesome...certainly on the level of some of the better ones around here.

We should invite her over to AOSHQ -- after the topless photos are vetted by the executive committee of course.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 02:09 PM (/WLC3)

240 Was Al Roker there too?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 02:10 PM (+z4pE)

241 'It was beautiful.' 'Beautiful, beautiful eye candy.' 'On my eyes.' 'Beautiful, delicious eye candy.'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:10 PM (f3/nl)

242 Supposedly teenage sex is down from where it was in the past.Doesn't seem that way.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 02:10 PM (9XBK2)

243 Believe it or not,Barbara Bush was hawt when she was young.

Meh. Boys came from miles around to see my bush.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 25, 2013 02:10 PM (8ZskC)

244 Boys came from miles around to see my bush.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 25, 2013 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

Is it lilac?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 02:11 PM (/WLC3)

245 Supposedly teenage sex is down from where it was in the past.Doesn't seem that way.

Of course it's down. A lot of them turned 20 by now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 25, 2013 02:11 PM (SY2Kh)

246 Sorority chick shld be next head of rnc; cause if there was ever a bunch who needed a good cunt punting, it would be the "professional" pubbies

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at April 25, 2013 02:12 PM (TZeFP)

247 "245 Supposedly teenage sex is down from where it was in the past.Doesn't seem that way. Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 06:10 PM (9XBK2) " Untrue statistics, however, up. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:12 PM (f3/nl)

248

But seriously folks - boobs the size of the woman's head? Somebody thinks that's "sexy", and not simply freakish?

-------------------------------

I know. She's *SO* flat-chested! Aren't they afraid that she'll be mistaken for a guy?

Posted by: junior at April 25, 2013 02:12 PM (UWFpX)

249 But seriously folks - boobs the size of the woman's head? Somebody thinks that's "sexy", and not simply freakish?

Being totally flat just isn't that desirable, let me tell you.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 25, 2013 02:14 PM (8ZskC)

250 "252 But seriously folks - boobs the size of the woman's head? Somebody thinks that's "sexy", and not simply freakish? Being totally flat just isn't that desirable, let me tell you. Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 25, 2013 06:14 PM (8ZskC) " Bull. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:15 PM (f3/nl)

251 Is it lilac?

No. Sardine.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 25, 2013 02:15 PM (8ZskC)

252 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2013 02:15 PM (f3/nl)

253 A palette cleanser. Jessica Nigri again from her FB page.

http://tinyurl.com/c2p6cyl

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 02:16 PM (U3VA+)

254 Cold Blood and Blue Blood

Posted by: Attila at April 25, 2013 02:17 PM (Cs2tJ)

255 Is it lilac?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:11 PM (/WLC3)................Lilaquered. Without a doubt!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 25, 2013 02:19 PM (u6lBN)

256 Damn Sorceress has a balcony you could quote Shakespeare from.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 25, 2013 02:21 PM (+I8Mq)

257 What time does KC draft?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 25, 2013 02:21 PM (5wHPS)

258 "So THAT'S what a Ricin Enema feels like."

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 25, 2013 02:24 PM (rlsYF)

259 Apropos to nothing, I'm changing my nic to Aloha Akhbar.

Posted by: Aloha Akhbar at April 25, 2013 02:24 PM (/lWM8)

260 250 "245 Supposedly teenage sex is down from where it was in the past.Doesn't seem that way. Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 06:10 PM (9XBK2) " Wait until they make an app for that.

Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 02:30 PM (Wl/Ht)

261 Being totally flat just isn't that desirable, let me tell you *** Tell me about it!

Posted by: Tamerlan Tsarnaev at April 25, 2013 02:39 PM (piMMO)

262 "That's not my ear." "That's not my finger."

Posted by: JQP at April 25, 2013 02:46 PM (GVL0g)

263

B.O.: "Nnnnnngh... fraaaaaap!"

Barbara: *thinking* "So THAT's why they call him B.O."

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2013 03:15 PM (wAQA5)

264

Just their reaction to being downwind of Billy Jeff Clinton as he was dropping one of his patented Triple B Specials (Beer, Bratwurst & Broccoli).

Not pictured: Hillary and Dubya upwind, laughing maniacally.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 25, 2013 03:17 PM (FsqHK)

265 Jeb Bush (off camera right) - "Yeah, Mom, I AM gonna run in 2016. But I'm switching to the Democrat Party first!"

Posted by: dissent555 at April 25, 2013 03:29 PM (yR6A1)

266 So anyway Reggie is giving it to me hard and making a face like this....and then.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2013 03:41 PM (dOC3d)

267 Gee Monica thanks. But Bill is over there.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 25, 2013 04:09 PM (yfeAd)

268 "OK, let me just get the tip in here..."

Posted by: Bill H at April 25, 2013 04:47 PM (3sZO1)

269 I was teaching at SMU after the dedication ceremony. My students said that Obama looked grumpy as both George Bushes and Clinton received standing applause while Obama got only polite, scattered clapping.

Posted by: Keith Eppich at April 25, 2013 05:05 PM (V72vb)

270 I gotta say. First thing that comes to mind is that Clinton has his cock out again. I better read the comments now.

Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 25, 2013 05:27 PM (Vgn84)

271 Is this an out take from the end of Total Recall?

Posted by: Artful Dodgeballer at April 25, 2013 06:52 PM (K0HDv)

272 Reaction as Slick Willy performs his patented double UFIA manuever.

Posted by: JS at April 25, 2013 08:17 PM (jNIQD)

273

184 - "While on the subject of the dedication. . . they played the Battle Hymn of the Republic at the ceremony. Rush was reminiscing on his show today about a version of that song that was played when Pope Benedict visited Bush at the White House, and replayed it on his show. The version he was talking about, in case morons are interested, was arranged by Mack Wilberg, the current director of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. (We sang that arrangement at my HS graduation, it is really wonderful.) Usually the arrangement uses a mixed gender choir, but for the pope they had an all male choir. Had never heard it sung that way before but it was incredibly thrilling."

I heard it too, and I doubt that this was an all-male choir, unless they had castrati singing the "Gloria" parts.

Posted by: Teri at April 25, 2013 08:54 PM (2cu/g)

274 George W. trying that "fool me twice" line again.

Posted by: Pantano's Law at April 26, 2013 02:26 AM (CBIgF)

275 The two in the photograph were the inaugural couple to ride the "fun" part of the GWB Library: the JetWashInator...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2013 02:52 AM (C26bh)

276 Man, my hash tag here changes faster than the lies Billy Jeff tells the ShrillaryBeast when caught with an intern swabbing his knob...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2013 02:54 AM (C26bh)

277 212 What if I want to order brick and mortar online? Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2013 05:55 PM (+riEG) Someone here has been listening to an Adam Corolla podcast...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2013 03:06 AM (UOYbf)

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