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March 19, 2013

I Thing I Set Up An NCAA Bracket Thingy
— Dave in Texas

I don't know. I'm an idiot.

Try Yahoo Group ID # 36384 Password is still paulanka, which I likely messed up too.

I don't do this for a living.

Just. Whatever.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 09:54 AM | Comments (47)
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1 Well, if the headline is an indication....this will not go well.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 11, 2013 06:13 PM (X6akg)

2 Did you pick Sycacuse?

Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2013 06:14 PM (gOZrN)

3 Done them all!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke loves basketball at March 11, 2013 06:15 PM (AC0lD)

4 oh shut up you. booger.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 11, 2013 06:20 PM (pUqSw)

5 Do comments work?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 11, 2013 06:20 PM (AC0lD)

6 All I know is, Davidson made it to the NCAA. Gotta love dem little Wildcats.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

7 This post was cool 10 minutes ago. Now anyone can comment.

Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2013 06:23 PM (gOZrN)

8 Oh sure....fix the headline and now my comment makes no sense.

May you have the same picks as Bambi, DiT.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 11, 2013 06:23 PM (X6akg)

9 The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why Â“three-quartersÂ” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of Â“high public-health significance.Â”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 11, 2013 06:24 PM (e8kgV)

10 Quick! Cut away from the camera on fluffy's comment #2!

Posted by: ABC Sports at March 11, 2013 06:24 PM (ORGYc)

11 And by "made it to the NCAA", I mean they won their conference. So I'm just hoping.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

12 No cheerleaders. Haruumph.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2013 06:24 PM (BfZ1r)

13
How about a link to the tourney site:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 06:25 PM (kdS6q)

14 It's quality like this that keeps the people coming back to AceofSpadesHQ again and again and again....

Posted by: the nameless faceless horde at March 11, 2013 06:25 PM (LoejD)

15 >> Oh sure....fix the headline and now my comment makes no sense. FOR THE RECORD I fucked up the headline and Tami called me on it. Tomorrow she's getting some more peniccillin. I don't know why.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 11, 2013 06:27 PM (pUqSw)

16 I'm putting all my money on The Hustlin' Owls of Oregon Tech! Not sure if they even field a basketball team, but how can you root against a team called the Hustlin' Owls?

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2013 06:27 PM (+JzGj)

17 K-State is co Big 12 Champs in hoops. K-State is co Big 12 Champs in football. Some disappointments along the way but a great year for the Cats.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2013 06:28 PM (d4o2E)

18 FOR THE RECORD I fucked up the headline...

Now THIS is a noble human bean right here. To own up to something like this in front of THIS audience. Would it be that our betters in DC could learn from his fine example. And I will NOT be interested to see what President Basketball Jones brackets look like.

Oh, was that racist? So sorry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 06:30 PM (4Mv1T)

19
"You cannot make your picks until the tournament field is announced on Sunday, March 17."

Field of 64 teams released for tourney
First-round championship action set to begin March 15
NCAA.com

Hmmmmmm.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 06:32 PM (kdS6q)

20 Are their cheerleaders called the Hooters?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2013 06:32 PM (ORGYc)

21 Tomorrow she's getting some more peniccillin. I don't know why.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 11, 2013 10:27 PM (pUqSw)

It's penicillin......

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 11, 2013 06:33 PM (X6akg)

22
Oh, that's the Div II teams. Explains why everyone looked so odd.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2013 06:34 PM (kdS6q)

23 >>>It's penicillin......

I love how pixy points out the misspellings, but fails to suggest an alternative. If it knows the word is spelled wrong, surely it knows the correct spelling. At some points on this blog if you go to Bing/Google/et al, to look it up, the thread will be stomped three times before you get back.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T)

24 But I still wuv it here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)

25 I love how pixy points out the misspellings, but fails to suggest an alternative. If it knows the word is spelled wrong, surely it knows the correct spelling. At some points on this blog if you go to Bing/Google/et al, to look it up, the thread will be stomped three times before you get back.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2013 10:37 PM (4Mv1T)

On Firefox, you can right click on a misspelled word and it gives you the correct spelling. I imagine all the browsers have something similar.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 11, 2013 06:44 PM (X6akg)

26 So, I signed up.

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2013 06:48 PM (+JzGj)

27 Signed up. I pick College BB like I pick presidential candidates: drunk and blindfolded.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 11, 2013 07:10 PM (n8LUb)

28 yeah, I signed up

you're pretty much a retard Dave

Posted by: kinlaw at March 11, 2013 08:16 PM (59xkM)

29 It's ON men or is it homos? Jeesh. What a name.

BTW - Go Gators. Chomp.

Posted by: Shan at March 11, 2013 11:08 PM (V9MHw)

30 I filled in the brackets and suddenly a cosmic fistula opened up and sucked my picks into a vast void that surrounds planet Xena. All is lost, all is lost due to the sequester.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 12, 2013 12:04 AM (3RiPs)

31 I have the College of Cardinals going to the final four.

Posted by: perdogg at March 12, 2013 04:40 AM (oSdsj)

32 Does anyone seriously believe that Gonzaga is going to in this thing?

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at March 12, 2013 06:48 AM (4eNxd)

33 Sorry "win"

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at March 12, 2013 06:51 AM (4eNxd)

34 What are you, a half-black incompetent Affirmative Action, limp-wristed Precendent? I mean, who else would give a shit?

Posted by: barky the precedent at March 14, 2013 07:48 PM (CRcwv)

35 I have a partially completed bracket but sequestration hit... I'll complete it when more funds become available.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 10:08 AM (EGPJQ)

36 And I am waiting to see how Obama fills out his bracket. Because, hey, if I follow him, how can I lose?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 10:09 AM (EGPJQ)

37 All I know is that my Cards are in and the cross state Pussy Cats are not. If TFG picks Louisville, I will be very displeased.

Posted by: NCKate at March 19, 2013 10:32 AM (OfPTF)

38 I have mailed Gonzaga a tuition check for the oldest for the last 3 years. Not going to give them the opportunity to disappoint me again this March.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 19, 2013 10:32 AM (C2//T)

39 @16 Truman:

Beak 'em Owls!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2013 10:33 AM (wtvvX)

40 At the morning press conference, Jay Carney announced that, yes, President Obama had filled out his NCAA brackets, but due to the sensitive nature of his picks, they could not be revealed to the public. Mr. Carney explained that if the Presidents picks became public, it would cause massive disruptions to the betting houses. When pressed about it, Jay stated that the picks had been examined by a select group of bracketologists who would verify it's accuracy after the tourament was completed.

Posted by: engineer at March 19, 2013 10:35 AM (uluut)

41 My Kentucky Wildcats did make the NCAA Tournament. I will NOT participate in your rape pool.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 19, 2013 10:35 AM (XvrTA)

42
According to Drudge, the chances of picking a perfect NCAA bracket is 1 in 9.2 quintillion. Therefore, none of you palooka's have a chance in hell of getting it right. So what I plan on doing, is not picking anything you all do. A little 'back of the envelope' math suggests my chances of picking a perfect bracket will still be about 1 in 9.2 quintillion.

It was a good idea though...but large numbers, science, etc.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 19, 2013 10:36 AM (0IhFx)

43 Dave, lay off the rubbing alcohol!

Posted by: TexasJew at March 19, 2013 10:44 AM (L2I78)

Hey, who took all the Val-U-Rite?

DiT? Aha...

Gator Nation, again...

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at March 19, 2013 10:59 AM (IanLz)

45 I paid 10 years tuition to Gonazga for the kids and I only got to go to State U :-(
Win one for the new (Jesuit!) Pope!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at March 19, 2013 11:21 AM (+EmGs)

Go Zags!!!

They will keep winning just to delay for as long as possible going back to Spokane.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2013 11:24 AM (1/RiT)