August 13, 2013

"I Want Wendy!"
Semi-sexual Democratic Pitch for Wendy Davis for Governor Seems to Be Directed at Brochoicers

— Ace

So, this movie, which features the same aqua and orange colors you see on every video box, is now happening.

Rewritten: Commenters tell me they're not seeing the sexual suggestion in the "I Want Wendy!" motto and I guess I believe them. I've just been very annoyed to the feminists' jejune and baffling twin slogans of "Don't you dare sexualize me" and "I'm so totally empowered because I'm so sexual" that I'm over-sensitive as far as detecting it.

I'll take some other opportunity to complain about that. But I'm told I missed the mark here, and I'm not so proud to say "Whatever, bro, guess I did."

Posted by: Ace at 01:43 PM | Comments (256)
Post contains 136 words, total size 1 kb.

1

heh

wesley clark already had her

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 01:44 PM (V75zy)

2 Caution Wide Blog

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 01:44 PM (XkEyZ)

3 Babykilling FTW!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2013 01:44 PM (8ZskC)

4 I want Wendy to empty her pee bag.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 13, 2013 01:45 PM (0IhFx)

5 "Cutesy" and killing babies -- is that a match?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2013 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

6

actually I want one of those new wendys pretzel burgers

yum

 

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 01:45 PM (V75zy)

7 Nope, nope, nope, still hating everybody.

Except Andrea Tantaros.

For some reason.

Posted by: filbert at August 13, 2013 01:45 PM (7vimm)

8 I want Wendy...

...to get me a sammich.

Posted by: CUS at August 13, 2013 01:46 PM (84pE9)

9 The Wendy pic is too big, Ace, it's effing up the formatting.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 01:46 PM (4qnX5)

10 I want Wendy's.  All of it.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 13, 2013 01:46 PM (WhJf8)

11 I'm jiggy too, baby.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Enrollee, Sensitivity Training Centers of Cleveland at August 13, 2013 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

12 Or I will Bring It.

Could'ja bring some formatting while you're up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 13, 2013 01:46 PM (c3xwz)

13 Hmmm.  That arrow at the top looks awful familiar to me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 13, 2013 01:47 PM (84pE9)

14 What's so sexual about a prostate exam?

Posted by: cashpipe at August 13, 2013 01:47 PM (RJ9KU)

15
Complete with the phallic "boiiing" arrow......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (TIIx5)

16 Two swirly finger?  That's hot!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (BAS5M)

17 And..we...are....WIDE!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (GEICT)

18 Vag, vag, vag.  That's all it's ever about with these chicks.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (8ZskC)

19 I am incredibly impressed by Wendy's impeccably creased vaj.

Posted by: D. Brooks. at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (YXjK9)

20 I want Wendy, too. To come visit my "clinic."

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (pginn)

21 Uh-bor-shun
Hail Mo-loch
O-ba-ma

Posted by: Obama Slow Chant at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (WhJf8)

22 Abortion Barbi wants more abortions.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (VjL9S)

23 New, for 1966, the ultimate in luxury.  Wide Track Bonneville

Posted by: Pontiac at August 13, 2013 01:48 PM (32Ze2)

24 Seriously, though - why in anyone's name would she ever think she has or had a chance? What's the joke, what am I missing...what the fuck?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (4p5/2)

25 Serious embiggening here

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (jjvz+)

26 #IWantTheWomanWhoDecapitatesBabiesWhoCouldBeViable

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (pLTLS)

27 I'm too scared to look up a wendy on urban dictionary.

Posted by: USA at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (VIaw0)

28

Wendy... Wendy...

Is that what the cool kids are calling anal these days? As you know, "I want to blow my load in you consequence free but I'm too cheap for a condom and you can't float $5 birth control, so why don't you bend over so we can Wendy."

 

This may have legs. They may or may not be in the air.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (t06LC)

29 We'll do it wide!

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (WhJf8)

30

Why ace, you're so girthy this afternoon!

Posted by: Wendy at August 13, 2013 01:49 PM (BAS5M)

31 The liberal left females want to appear oh so edgy, but they cave when faced with a woman exploiting liberal alpha male.  Look how they've been more than happy to buckle for the likes of Clinton, Weiner, and Filner.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (Gejy0)

32 This is a woman who compelled me to use the C word.She is a cunning runt.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (9XBK2)

33 The Wendy pic is too big, Ace, it's effing up the formatting.


Upsetting paradigms and fucking up formatting.  That's Wendy Davis.

Posted by: The Wendy! 2014 Campaign Committee at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (8ZskC)

34 I like Wendy's burgers...

...now offering tacos?


Too much?

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (U2Zw/)

35 What's the joke, what am I missing...what the fuck?
---
No joke.  The Dems are hoping that she draws national money to a campaign they will surely lose thereby forcing the Reps to divert money to a campaign they will surely win.

Posted by: CUS at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (84pE9)

36 Genocide is the soulmate of Utopianism.

Posted by: Mongerel at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (YqWfw)

37 Yep. I'm just a little ole curved arrow. Just a cute little arrow pointing up for Wendy. That's all I am. An arrow.

Posted by: Really, I'm a dong. Shhhhhh. at August 13, 2013 01:50 PM (n50fF)

38 I'm not really seeing the sexual connotation here.

I might feel differently if she was holding up The Shocker instead of a peace sign.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (SY2Kh)

39 Look at the. Upturned curved arrow.Totally phallic.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (9XBK2)

40 sorry about that, I tried to keep the size manageable with a "width=450" command but instead I wrote "center=450" which means nothing at all.


Posted by: ace at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (/IWYB)

41 She's going to waste a lot of stupid people's money.

Posted by: CozMark at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (WAHqd)

42 I don't get it. Is it the arrow? Sorry I'm not up to speed on all the sexual lingo and symbolism.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (r+7wo)

43 Wendy will install the first Official State Sybian in the Governor's Mansion. For the children. And the middle class.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (ZshNr)

44 I'm not seeing it.  Did  Wendy put up two fingers in the shape of a V and then wag her tongue in it?

Posted by: Fritz at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (UzPAd)

45 New hit song from Bow Wow Wow, I want Wendy!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (XkEyZ)

46 >>>39 Look at the. Upturned curved arrow.Totally phallic.

yeah

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2013 01:51 PM (/IWYB)

47

It seems this sign is ripe for abuse. All you need is a sharpie and you can want Wendy to do anything.

"I want Wendy... for a Glass bottom boat" done.

Personally, I want Wendy... to STFU.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (t06LC)

48 She's a Texan who pokes her finger in Texans eye and she wears pink shoes and she lurves abortion.

I'm in looove.

Posted by: NE Liberals at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (WhJf8)

49
Weiner, Weiner, Weiner!

Posted by: Marsha at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (0IhFx)

50 She looks like a younger Phallus Diller

Posted by: USA at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (VIaw0)

51

so Texans can abort their 8 year old bratty children.

@peeteysdee

Posted by: Peter S. Dee at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (O/lVw)

52 Clear eyes
(on meth)

Full Heart
(might need to go to the ER)

Can't stop talking
(won't shut up)

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (U2Zw/)

53 did I strain to make a point?

Hm, I guess I did.  If you guys aren't seeing it I guess I just, I don't know, went goofers.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2013 01:52 PM (/IWYB)

54 Boiiiing.

Posted by: Bosk at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (n2K+4)

55  USA, don't you mean Phallus Driller?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (XkEyZ)

56 What am I missing here.  Cutsie, a little long in the tooth, TX legislator stands up to the right for the right to kill 3rd trimester fetuses (babies).  Now she should be Governor?  That is a real winner in TX.  Should get her 20% of the vote.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (32Ze2)

57 Wendy is the political version of sharknado. Big on twitter, but the majority of Texans say "what the fuck is this shit?!"

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (ELdpj)

58

Heh.

 

Bring it.  Currently Abortion is frankly a fringe issue in national politics as a whole.

Sure it's important to the pro-lifers and the pro-killers, but overall, I'd say it rates a 2 out of 10 amongst the LIVs, because it doesn't really affect many people on a day to day.

But go ahead, nominate someone whose crowing only achievement is to advocate for the murder of viable children that even Europe won't tolerate.

Hell, even Barky didn't bother to put that shit on his resume, he hid it (with complicity of the media.)

So go ahead, force the national conversation.  I can assure you, it's a loser, and the only reason the Pro-killers have the upper hand now is apathy/disinterest/lack of knowledge from the LIVs.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (GaqMa)

59 She is holding up the universally recognized "V for Vagina" sign with her fingers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (ZshNr)

60 Speaking of moonbats, women, and liberal scrunts: Mama Moonbat Returns: Cindy Sheehan To Run For Governor of CaliforniaÂ… If thereÂ’s any state in the union that would elect someone like Cindy Sheehan, it would be California. Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (9Xc5j)

61 Sppprrrrrrroiiiiiiing!

Posted by: The Wendy! 2014 Campaign Committee at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

62 I want Wendy!

But just to have dinner with me.  Really!  I'm all better now!

Posted by: Bob "touchy-feely" Filner at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (YEelc)

63 Somebody please pshop that to say I Want Wendy's with their logo for when the Obamabots start posting this all over Facebook.

Posted by: Sacred Cow at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (htcXk)

64 Hail to the V.


Posted by: Not sure what that advertises at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (WhJf8)

65 Wasn't Wendy an Association song back in the days of hippiedom? Maybe this is the aborted baby of that Wendy mysteriously brought back to 'adulthood' by Barack's voodoo. These are after all strange days.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 13, 2013 01:53 PM (EO34X)

66 Wendy will get destroyed by a guy in a wheelchair. Greg Abbott will be the next governor of Texas. I'd rather he was the President of The Republic of Texas. Secede. It is the only solution.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (f/Y6g)

67 Gosnell for Lt. Gov.! So what if he lives out of state in a nice penitentiary?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (r+7wo)

68

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2013 05:51 PM (/IWYB)

Best Blog Tech EVER!

Posted by: tsrblke at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (GaqMa)

69 Wendy!  Bring Ace a sammich and Val-U-Rite!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (XkEyZ)

70 Scouts Honor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (SkyIE)

71 WENDY http://goo.gl/zrzxvj

Posted by: Malcom Tucker at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (JBCFN)

72 Ace, its a sexualized ad. Finger. Arrow. Viagra blue. All sex. No consequences.

Posted by: USA at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (VIaw0)

73 No, I sorta see it Ace. I actually didn't see the arrow at first. The "I Want Wendy" is somewhat sexual and the finger thing is just awkward looking. The arrow certainly doesn't help.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 01:54 PM (GEICT)

74 Let her run.  If the dems and fems are donating money to her in Texas, they aren't giving it to other people in wherever the hell they live and she will never win.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (bAGA/)

75 The margin blowout threw me off of my game.

Schwing!

Posted by: Fritz at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (UzPAd)

76

Two in the pink?

Posted by: Bosk at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (n2K+4)

77 If I had any photoshop skills, I'd immediately post a responding parody add with the slogan "nobody wants Wendy"

Featuring a flaccid, down-pointing arrow.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (U2Zw/)

78 Double standards and double think. They go great together.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (UkSku)

79

@53

 

I'm liking renaming anal Wendy. Kindof like the gays did with Santorum. Ace you should start a googlebomb campaign that links those brochoice dudes with this and refers to anal sex between a man and a woman as the Wendy for now on. Consequence and protection free, no baby either way.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (t06LC)

80 35 The Dems are hoping Anytime this happens the debt clock goes into apoplectic shock.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (4p5/2)

81 48 She's a Texan who pokes her finger in Texans eye and she wears pink shoes and she lurves abortion.

I'm in looove.

Posted by: NE Liberals at August 13, 2013 05:52 PM (WhJf


Exactly.  Zero chance she becomes governor.


Posted by: dan-O at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (D0bIN)

82 Look at the. Upturned curved arrow.Totally phallic. Like a barbed warcock.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2013 01:55 PM (XCfYI)

83 OT linked on Drudge:  Missouri is ordering all rodeo clowns contracting with or employed by the Rodeo Cowboy Association to take sensitivity training.

This national nightmare of making fun of Obama must end.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (XUKZU)

84 She's our hero! Pink Tennis shoes! 111Eleventy111!

Posted by: National Organization for (lunatic) Women at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (pginn)

85 That arrow has a boner.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (Iyg03)

86 <<WENDY

http://goo.gl/zrzxvj Posted by: Malcom Tucker>>


The resemblance is damned uncanny.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (U2Zw/)

87 as I understand it, "having a Texas Wendy" is like having a threesome in a dumpster, before the garbage truck comes.

OK I denounce myself

Posted by: Mallfly at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (bJm7W)

88 Fourth Trimester Infanticide: Two Fingers Up!

Posted by: Texas Democratic Party at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (eHIJJ)

89 Nevergiveup, Cindy tried to unseat Nancy Pelosi.  We see how well that worked out.  So Cindy Cindy Cindy is probably titling at another windmill.  BTW did she ever approve a headstone for her deceased son?  And should I bother to see how fractured her Texas non-profit is; after all last time I looked they had failed to file tax paperwork with the state of Texas and someone else had snatched up their name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 01:56 PM (XkEyZ)

90 She'll get about 35-40% of the vote and then, since liberals tend to FAIL! upward, she'll be in a prime position to fuck up repeatedly in Washington DC.

She wants to be part of the Hillary! juggernaut. Or maybe a high place at a non profit like Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: CozMark at August 13, 2013 01:57 PM (nDeB2)

91 Sexual, maybe. Is there any truth to the rumor hat her official campaign website is Milf Panty Party dot com?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 01:57 PM (ZshNr)

92 So. Any ladies here like to Wendy?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 01:57 PM (t06LC)

93 Wendy and I are on the same page.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 13, 2013 01:57 PM (UzPAd)

94 I was hoping this would somehow be about that hot red head girl in the Wendy's commercials.  Very disappointing.  Please make thread about her next time, kthxbai.

Posted by: arminius at August 13, 2013 01:57 PM (cDnhR)

95

She might  approach   50% of the Austin vote.  Might. 

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (m2CN7)

96

Ach....

Sometimes an upturned arrow is just an upturned arrow.

Tcch....

You, mein herren, need a good shtuup to clear-enzee the old pipes mit are verklepmt, nich war?

Posted by: Dr Frued at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (kduZC)

97 Saw this on the prior post and almost lost a lung laughing: The upcoming villains in the next Bond film, Sterling D'Argent and his bodyguard/lover Snapdragon Well done, Ace, well done!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (V1ZIU)

98 Dead babies are so totes sexy.

The road to the Texas governorship is paved with the crushed skulls of inconvenient fetuses.

Posted by: 29 year old hipster douchebag at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (Q9qpj)

99 Of course the arrow is supposed to point at your icon on Facebook. It accentuates the "I want". It might be phallic but it might just be that.

Posted by: R. D. Walker at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (6RtJb)

100 93   Wendy and I are on the same page.

me and Gerry, too

Posted by: Barnet Frank at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (bJm7W)

101 Isn't "I Want Wendy" the name of a forgotten 80's hit by "Bow Wow Wow"?

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (DFYFj)

102 Is she making a gun sign with her fingers... oh the horror... the horror!!!

Posted by: dipshit gun grabber at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (lzZQo)

103 I wouldn't hit that. That mole on her face is big enough to have its own zip code.
 
Please note that in the above pic, it has been airbrushed out.  Probably took a gallon of paint.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2013 01:58 PM (ccXZP)

104 I'd  rather  have a  Whataburger than a Wendy's.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2013 01:59 PM (m2CN7)

105 OMG a woman hinting at sex to manipulate men. That has never happened before.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 01:59 PM (yoh1c)

106 it's "I Want Candy", by Bow Wow Wow


Wendy is for square hamburgers

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at August 13, 2013 01:59 PM (omBWL)

107 Ace you should start a googlebomb campaign that links those brochoice dudes with this and refers to anal sex between a man and a woman as the Wendy for now on.
---
Switch it around.  A Wendy is the girl giving it to the guy up the squeekhole with a strapon.

Gotta be better than the current definitions for Wendy on UrbanDictionary.

Posted by: CUS at August 13, 2013 01:59 PM (84pE9)

108 Please..... Stop trying to save Dems from themselves.... We need to encourage them to tie themselves to the hideous train wreck that is Wendy Davis..... Make them own her and stick up for her.....

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at August 13, 2013 01:59 PM (L4CWX)

109 Maybe it's not so overt here but it is something they do.

The double standard seems to be the MO of liberals, the Democrats and the Media.

*oblig* BIRM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (28TG+)

110 re 103

mole? sure it wasn't a gopher?

Posted by: Mallfly at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (bJm7W)

111 "98 Dead babies are so totes sexy. The road to the Texas governorship is paved with the crushed skulls of inconvenient fetuses. Posted by: 29 year old hipster douchebag at August 13, 2013 05:58 PM (Q9qpj) " 'An Inconvenient Life.' Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (UkSku)

112 Wendy's nuggets are dry.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (ZshNr)

113 The resemblance is damned uncanny. Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 05:56 PM (U2Zw/) I wish I could find a better copy of it. It certainly is one of the best of many outstanding black humor scenes from Breaking Bad. I love the fight between her and the trannie and the head bobbing in the cars.

Posted by: Malcom Tucker at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (JBCFN)

114
I wouldn't hit that. That mole on her face is big enough to have its own zip code.

Please note that in the above pic, it has been airbrushed out. Probably took a gallon of paint.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2013 05:58 PM (ccXZP)









Many pixels died to bring you this unblemished face.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (TIIx5)

115 ...the StrangeLoves.  One hit wonder

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (omBWL)

116 I want Shiner Bock!

Posted by: CozMark at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (gYPAF)

117

@103

 

I wouldn't hit it either. Are there no miracles MS paint cant do?

 

Still, put a bag on her head she may be up for a Wendy.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (t06LC)

118 That arrow is totally primed and ready, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2013 02:00 PM (OevbG)

119 well some people sort of see it, some people don't, some people see it, but only after I suggested it (and a suggestion helps form an interpretation, of course).

So, I'm not too sold on what I wrote, so I rewrote it, to basically say... nothing, and I'll complain about the Women's Religious Identity matter another time.


Posted by: ace at August 13, 2013 02:01 PM (/IWYB)

120 << Commenters tell me they're not seeing the sexual suggestion in the "I Want Wendy!" motto and I guess I believe them.>>

I'm sorry but no...

...there is no other reason for the upturned arrow other than phallic symbol.


Unless it's some sort of barbed abortion tool.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 02:01 PM (U2Zw/)

121 I hope she soaks up millions in donations.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2013 02:01 PM (T0NGe)

122 I wouldn't hit that. That mole on her face is big enough to have its own zip code.

Please note that in the above pic, it has been airbrushed out. Probably took a gallon of paint.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2013 05:58 PM (ccXZP)

 

reminded me of John Candy in Uncle Buck.  

 

Here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that  thing  off  your  face.  

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2013 02:01 PM (m2CN7)

123 I want Wendy too. A nice double cheeseburger with fries.

Posted by: EC at August 13, 2013 02:01 PM (doBIb)

124 Nuke it from orbit Target the core Trigger the singularity

Posted by: Little Burney, the Burning Times mascot at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (q177U)

125 I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (omBWL)

126

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 06:01 PM (U2Zw/)

 

I think it's meant to point to a profile pic in Facebook.

Which when you consider it doesn't help the case.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (GaqMa)

127 Boy is that arrow poised...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (XkEyZ)

128 I mean for fuck's sake...


...the arrow is all VEINY!

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (U2Zw/)

129 Rape arrow...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (GqdRv)

130 The arrow is a Facebook thing. Like this... https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1170750_582125331825707_596412218_n.png

Posted by: R. D. Walker at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (6RtJb)

131 She'd be a terrible Vulcan. Can't even sign properly. And her emoting? Deal-killer.

Posted by: Spock at August 13, 2013 02:02 PM (eHIJJ)

132

@125

 

Its almost if that song is indeed not about candy....

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (t06LC)

133 Ace, I don't think it's quite "sexualizing" at this point (don't worry, it's coming), more like "objectifying". And also don't worry about the accusations of sexism based on some innocuous criticism. I'm sure she'll make up a rodeo clown incident if she has to.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (T0NGe)

134
Presumably the blue background suggests that the dead baby was a boy.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (DuV4V)

135 Wendy's tossed salad is surprisingly tasty.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (ZshNr)

136 Ace, how dare you not want to sexualize her!

Go on, you want to fuck her, right?

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (3VBXw)

137
Ace, I don't think you are that far off the mark.  She sexualizes herself because she understands how that helps her politically.  I remember reading this post here a while back:

http://tinyurl.com/k892zgv

It has a photo of her in the early nineties graduating from Harvard Law.  She is dressed like a total dork, and has frizzy black hair. 

Since then, she has straight, blond hair, much sexier clothes, and of course her pink sexy shoes are a trademark of hers. 

She certainly does exploit her sexuality for political gain.

Posted by: dan-O at August 13, 2013 02:03 PM (D0bIN)

138

I'd hit it.

Without any chance of consequences, apparently.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 13, 2013 02:04 PM (0tHG6)

139 I loved Wendy's Big Gang Bang. Its my favorite movie.

Posted by: Filthy Filner at August 13, 2013 02:04 PM (EO34X)

140 OMG a woman hinting at sex to manipulate men.

That has never happened before.


I use it to manipulate both sides, heathen. 

Hey!  *snaps fingers*  You, in the pink, you look a little bloated, have some RU486.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 13, 2013 02:04 PM (44jNh)

141 I don't give a fuck if the dick arrow was intentional or not.It's funny and a Republican wouldn't get the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2013 02:04 PM (9XBK2)

142 Who's waddling down the street to the clinic? A late term abortion is just what she needs. Who's paying money to chop up her baby? Everyone knows it's- Wendy!

Posted by: Wendy! at August 13, 2013 02:05 PM (n50fF)

143 "You're my girl, what the doctor ordered"


heh

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at August 13, 2013 02:05 PM (omBWL)

144 We'll know for sure if she's holding two big beach balls in her next ad.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2013 02:06 PM (ZshNr)

145 Come on, everyone loves Wendy!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50AduGvQAU

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 02:06 PM (4qnX5)

146 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Gen. Wesley Clark at August 13, 2013 02:06 PM (+91O+)

147 I'm getting "teacher, may I?" vibe here. It's peppy, it's fun. Kind of an Aquaman color scheme that speaks to a Justice League of ideas.

Posted by: Coked out Ad Exec at August 13, 2013 02:06 PM (q177U)

148 Heh. Had to use long sleeves so we wouldn't see the armpit braids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:06 PM (aDwsi)

149 Who's waddling down the street to the clinic?

A late term abortion is just what she needs.

Who's paying money to chop up her baby?

Everyone knows it's-

Wendy!


Thanks for the mindworm.

*puts fingers in air* do do do do do do dooooo

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 13, 2013 02:07 PM (44jNh)

150 123 I want Wendy too. A nice double cheeseburger with fries. Posted by: EC at August 13, 2013 06:01 PM (doBIb) Shit. I thought you wrote: A nice double cheeseburger with tits.

Posted by: Malcom Tucker at August 13, 2013 02:07 PM (JBCFN)

151 138 I'd hit it. Without any chance of consequences, apparently. You know what? It's total bullshit. She's total sexual freedom and no consequences and if you spend one mildly pleasing night with her, she's got the china patterns and boys' and girls' names picked out.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2013 02:08 PM (T0NGe)

152 She certainly does exploit her sexuality for political gain.

Posted by: dan-O at August 13, 2013 06:03 PM (D0bIN)


--But Sarah Palin winks once and she's trading too heavily on her sexuality.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 02:08 PM (3VBXw)

153 I want a "Come On, Wendy!" bumper sticker.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 13, 2013 02:08 PM (m6uV5)

154 If I had a white girl friend, she'd look like Wendy. 

AHHHH  Here's comes Mrs. Bronco Bama -- how do I close this screen!

Posted by: Bronco Bama at August 13, 2013 02:08 PM (1I4sj)

155 Hmm, those are  University of   Florida  colors.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:09 PM (0HooB)

156 <<I think it's meant to point to a profile pic in Facebook.
Which when you consider it doesn't help the case.>>

Not necessarily disagreeing. But here's the problem I have with that. Facebook constantly moves your stuff around on your front page, so there's no way to guarantee the placement so the arrow points to the profile image. Secondly, why would they use a large image to point at a tiny one?

Again, not trying to be argumentative in this case. I see what you're saying. I just think Ace is correct in his original assessment. They're appealing to her sexuality... I mean, the arrow is directly next to the phrase "I want..." with the pic of a blonde.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 02:09 PM (U2Zw/)

157 So the "peace" symbol she's giving only applies to those of us who were lucky enough to bolt the womb in one piece.  All others get the "horns" symbol, i.e., off to the vivisectionist you go . . ., owned and operated by Moloch, Inc.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2013 02:10 PM (5mRmR)

158
Hey, if anyone's looking to trade on sexuality I'm gonna need to start seeing some hogans.

Posted by: Wodeshed at August 13, 2013 02:11 PM (DuV4V)

159 155 Hmm, those are University of Florida colors.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 06:09 PM (0HooB)




You called?


Go Gata!

Posted by: Corrine Brown at August 13, 2013 02:11 PM (3VBXw)

160 Or I will Bring It.

And they will know It has been Brought.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 13, 2013 02:11 PM (/kI1Q)

161 Ace, how dare you not want to sexualize her! Go on, you want to fuck her, right? Why? It isn't like she is going to have a baby. Bet she can't make a sammich either.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2013 02:11 PM (XCfYI)

162 I'd follow the link and make snarky comments about it but I have to wait 30 minutes for all the extra ad/shockwave/script crap in this website to finish loading into my browser before I can get my mouse cursor back.

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2013 02:11 PM (ElfHn)

163 Do those fingers in the air symbolize baby neck snipping scissors?  If so, I approve that message.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at August 13, 2013 02:12 PM (1I4sj)

164 Sub slogan: "two in the pink"

Posted by: wooga at August 13, 2013 02:12 PM (4wjiP)

165

"I want Wendy" to sport a Blue Waffle.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 02:12 PM (pJF+c)

166 So the "peace" symbol she's giving only applies to those of us who were lucky enough to bolt the womb in one piece. All others get the "horns" symbol, i.e., off to thevivisectionist you go . . ., owned and operated by Moloch, Inc.

It's a Victory symbol.  I want to dominate your babies, infidel.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 13, 2013 02:12 PM (44jNh)

167 Posted by: weew at August 13, 2013 06:11 PM (ElfHn)

Just click the HotAir button and it won't be a problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 02:12 PM (gqgiP)

168 <<OMG a woman hinting at sex to manipulate men.

That has never happened before.>>


Congratulations on your sarcastic grasp of the obvious. The point here being that same woman would turn and call you sexist for the slightest remark even hinting at objectification when she's perfectly willing to objectify herself and exploit sexist tendencies in order to get votes.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (U2Zw/)

169 108 Please..... Stop trying to save Dems from themselves.... We need to encourage them to tiem themselves to the hideous train wreck that is Wendy Davis..... Make them own her and stick up for her..... This

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (pginn)

170
Wendy beds down with the Slothful Sloth!

Posted by: The Chicken at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (pJF+c)

171 I'll have a Hot 'N Juicy please....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (aDwsi)

172 I'd follow the link and make snarky comments about it but I have to wait 30 minutes for all the extra ad/shockwave/script crap in this website to finish loading into my browser before I can get my mouse cursor back.

NoScript add-on.  Change your life.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (44jNh)

173 Ace tried to bring it. Fell flat.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2013 02:13 PM (B/5ZL)

174 Arrowing rising and curving upwards == boner Might as well draw balls at the base of the arrow and be done with it.

Posted by: wooga at August 13, 2013 02:14 PM (4wjiP)

175 Anybody wanna do a photoshop of Kermit Gosnell holding up his scissors in place of Wendy in that poster?

Posted by: Starboardhelm at August 13, 2013 02:14 PM (1I4sj)

176 What's wrong with sexy?

Posted by: jakeman channeling Nigel Tufnel at August 13, 2013 02:15 PM (GXKTh)

177 Those are the fingers they found floating in the chili, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 13, 2013 02:15 PM (q177U)

178 This thing begs to be Photoshopped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:15 PM (aDwsi)

179

I want Wendy,  but  it's   that little ginger   in the TV  ads,  not that Davis witch.  She's from Birmingham, IIRC.

 

I want to    do   her until she says, "Now that's better."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:16 PM (0HooB)

180 Yes. Promote me for governor with my single claim to fame. I sleep fine at night thank you.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 13, 2013 02:17 PM (X10WJ)

181 Hot and juicy readhead . . .

http://youtu.be/_iaYTVn-gxY



Posted by: Michael Scott at August 13, 2013 02:17 PM (3VBXw)

182
Damn it, Kevin!

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 13, 2013 02:18 PM (3VBXw)

183 I want's Wendy's triple cheeseburger! And a large shake...and some fries and...

Posted by: Meggie Mac at August 13, 2013 02:18 PM (Dwehj)

184 I still like this poster: http://is.gd/C5NizT

Posted by: toby928© at August 13, 2013 02:18 PM (QupBk)

185 Sock check.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at August 13, 2013 02:18 PM (/djtm)

186 I Want Wendy to get back together with Abortion Ken.

Posted by: motion view (@motionview) at August 13, 2013 02:18 PM (dTPC4)

187 Say what you will but she does make a good burger.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2013 02:19 PM (g1DWB)

188 toby - nice

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:19 PM (aDwsi)

189
Amazingly, not a single poster would hit it.  Very understandable.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 02:21 PM (pJF+c)

190 Arrowing rising and curving upwards == boner

Might as well draw balls at the base of the arrow and be done with it.


That's a stretch.  You could just as easily say that the exclamation point is intended as a phallic symbol.  Not that I'm one to go looking for phallic symbols or anything.

Nobody- and I mean nobody- is going to be rubbing one out when they see that ad.

All I see is a smug, self aggrandizing, middle aged smurf.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 13, 2013 02:21 PM (SY2Kh)

191

There is something very plastic about this chick, like she's hiding.

But I don't want her, gimme Randi Oakes from the old Chips show...


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 13, 2013 02:21 PM (HQml1)

192 The goal is not to get Wendy elected governor of Texas, the goal is the long term effort by the left to push the culture war that keeps their troops motivated and will eventually lead to the take over of Texas. Just as with the rodeo clown incident in my state. Its not about racism, its about perfecting a weapon that has maximum political effect for minimum effort. 

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 13, 2013 02:21 PM (cGlgB)

193 Can't you fucking read, that's her with a dick pointing up!


http://youtu.be/HzTqLsS31Q0



Fuck off, I got work to do.

Posted by: Cyrus at August 13, 2013 02:21 PM (3VBXw)

194 "the same aqua and orange colors you see on every video box" ---- Videobox is all about the aqua & orange theme...uh, don't ask me how I know that. uh...NSFW

Posted by: I should get out more at August 13, 2013 02:22 PM (Y5I9o)

195 The goal is not to get Wendy elected governor of Texas, the goal is the long term effort by the left to push the culture war that keeps their troops motivated and will eventually lead to the take over of Texas. Just as with the rodeo clown incident in my state. Its not about racism, its about perfecting a weapon that has maximum political effect for minimum effort.
Posted by: Drew in MO
---------------

The constant drip, drip, via the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:23 PM (aDwsi)

196 Perhaps someone talented can do a counter poster with an unborn baby with scissors to it's neck crying "I don't want Wendy".  Too harsh?

Posted by: Cheri who is poised at August 13, 2013 02:23 PM (G+Wff)

197 Is she supposed to be hot? Maybe 15 years ago. Today....not so much.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 13, 2013 02:23 PM (HDgX3)

198 Yeah, new Wendies redhead is insane.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 13, 2013 02:24 PM (q177U)

199 So, the anti-wendy posters should just feature a mole (the animal), a limp arrow, and "Wendy = No". I'm on it.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 02:24 PM (4p5/2)

200

Perhaps someone talented can do a counter poster with an unborn baby with scissors to it's neck crying "I don't want Wendy". Too harsh?

 

I think that is an excellent idea.  Although, I don't have the skilz for that.

Posted by: Infidel at August 13, 2013 02:25 PM (O/fK8)

201

I went to the link.

 

Gilberto Hinojosa

 

 

 


 Chairman, Texas Democratic Party

 

I bet she keeps his balls in her purse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:25 PM (0HooB)

202 198 Yeah, new Wendies redhead is insane.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 13, 2013 06:24 PM (q177U)


--She's cute, but just a little too perkily smug about fast food to do much for me.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 02:26 PM (3VBXw)

203 "I want's Wendy's triple cheeseburger! And a large shake...and some fries and..."
===============

You'll have nothing and like it!

Posted by: Senator Smails, (R) AZ at August 13, 2013 02:27 PM (/AHDz)

204 Why is it tinted in blue? Shouldn't it be tinted in blood?

Posted by: Kensington at August 13, 2013 02:27 PM (/AHDz)

205 Somebody needs to move that arrow over between her fingers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:28 PM (0HooB)

206 What was it Ace said about Meghan McCheese?  She got a tattoo of a burrito eating a steak?

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 02:28 PM (3VBXw)

207 I've decided I can't stand the new Wendy's girl or any of her hipster douchebag commercial friends.

She's cute but smug.

Posted by: Kensington at August 13, 2013 02:28 PM (/AHDz)

208 Arrow is ribbed for he pleasure.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 02:29 PM (l3vZN)

209 The redhead on the Wendy's commercials? If you could pull me out of that, then you would be the next King of England.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 13, 2013 02:29 PM (+91O+)

210 her, dammit

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 02:30 PM (l3vZN)

211

And by Somebody, I mean somebody with PShop skillz.

 

There's just way  too much real estate on that ad ripe for some parody.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:30 PM (0HooB)

212 207 I've decided I can't stand the new Wendy's girl or any of her hipster douchebag commercial friends.

She's cute but smug.

Posted by: Kensington at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (/AHDz)


--She faintly reminds me of Ellie Kemper (Erin from The Office), but Erin was goofy/dorky cute, not as annoying as the Wendy's ginger.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 02:30 PM (3VBXw)

213 154 AHHHH Here's comes Mrs. Bronco Bama -- how do I close this screen! I'm slightly more concerned about the pictures I found of you and Reggie Love...

Posted by: Mrs. Bronco Bama at August 13, 2013 02:30 PM (JkKNQ)

214 OT but I have a little something here. AP reports this about a federal appeasl court finding another TFG decision being illegal:
 
The Obama administration, under pressure from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada, abandoned the project early in the president's first term. In 2011, the NRC allowed the shutdown to stand, citing "budgetary limitations" imposed by Congress. The NRC is an independent agency that oversees commercial nuclear operations.

Reid, a Democrat, called the appeals court decision "fairly meaningless," noting that Congress has nearly eliminated funding for Yucca and is unlikely to restore it.

"This isn't even a bump in the road," Reid said. "This, without being disrespectful to the court, means nothing."

Even if the Obama administration moves forward on the application, "there's no money" for Yucca Mountain, Reid said. "We've cut out funding for many years now and there's none in our budget to start it."

 
Now that could easily be used by the Repugs in the House. Just defund OCare and say "Hey! Dingy Reid said if there's no money, there's no law."
 
Throw the words of this shitstain back in his face, along with a budget with nothing for OCare. See what tune he sings after that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2013 02:31 PM (ccXZP)

215 Does anyone here have her twitter handle.???

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 13, 2013 02:31 PM (Pr6hk)

216 I feel kinda bad for the actual Wendy who got replaced by the cute red head. That's got to sting.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2013 02:32 PM (ELdpj)

217 A burrito sounds really good right about now.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at August 13, 2013 02:33 PM (Dwehj)

218 She looks like she could use a hug

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 13, 2013 02:33 PM (Pr6hk)

219 I'd give Wendy a nice fat pinch, but that mole might pinch back.

Posted by: Fingers Filner at August 13, 2013 02:34 PM (UzPAd)

220 Not top dollar, but I'ld hit it.

Posted by: Client #9 at August 13, 2013 02:34 PM (Pr6hk)

221 I'd have to go with a pair of scissors in her paw

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:35 PM (aDwsi)

222 I feel kinda bad for the actual Wendy who got replaced by the cute red head. That's got to sting.

You get used to it.

Posted by: The Real Ben and Jerry at August 13, 2013 02:35 PM (4QSOR)

223

I feel kinda bad for the actual Wendy who got replaced by the cute red head. That's got to sting.

 

I think the real Wendy is in the company. She probably didn't fit the focus group, especially if  they decided to go after a younger demographic. And her ads seemed  like a last-minute replacement for the ones her dad was in.

 

I like the new Wendy chick better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:36 PM (0HooB)

224 216 I feel kinda bad for the actual Wendy who got replaced by the cute red head. That's got to sting.

Posted by: at August 13, 2013 06:32 PM (ELdpj)


--Well, she is getting on in years, considering she was the actual model for the old logo.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 02:36 PM (3VBXw)

225 Seriously, if the arrow isn't  supposed to be phallic, what the hell is it about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:36 PM (aDwsi)

226 Shocker -> @WendyDavisTexas

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 02:38 PM (4p5/2)

227 Do it for the children Wendy.

Posted by: rplat at August 13, 2013 02:38 PM (U/Ao5)

228 I feel kinda bad for the actual Wendy who got replaced by the cute red head. That's got to sting.
-------------

I assume that the sting would salved by earnings. She's got to have a big chunk of stock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:39 PM (aDwsi)

229

Seriously, if the arrow isn't supposed to be phallic, what the hell is it about?

 

UpPeckers.  It's the latest thingy. Replaces UpTwinkles  for the     Giant  Vagina  Costume  crowd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 13, 2013 02:39 PM (0HooB)

230 A quick and dirty tweak of that poster.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/08/oh-wendy.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 02:39 PM (XkEyZ)

231 I'm with Ace on this.  If it's not a stylized penis, then what the heck is that thing supposed to be and why is it pointing to nothing in the upper left corner?

Posted by: David in Dallas at August 13, 2013 02:40 PM (LNYzO)

232 230 A quick and dirty tweak of that poster.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/08/oh-wendy.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 06:39 PM (XkEyZ)


Uh wutz a catheta?

Posted by: Corrine Brown (D) at August 13, 2013 02:42 PM (3VBXw)

233 Ummm, why does she look like a mummy?

Posted by: Imhotep at August 13, 2013 02:43 PM (R8tc8)

234 UpPeckers. It's the latest thingy. Replaces UpTwinkles for the Giant Vagina Costume crowd. Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-------------------

Sounds like the name of a boner drink, Pecker Up.
"Nothing does it like Pecker Up"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:43 PM (aDwsi)

235 Uh..., I'll have a Hot 'N Juicy, and a Pecker Up, please..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 02:46 PM (aDwsi)

236 aqua and orange? Saw Lily Tomlin onstage in Chicago ages ago, in her outstanding multipersonality solo show. She took off on the old Howard Johnson's, with memorable ascerbic criticism of their colors. Which were, yup....

Posted by: mindful webworker, living in the paste at August 13, 2013 02:47 PM (U13jb)

237 Am I the only one who sees Pelosi wearing a blond wig in that poster? The resemblance is eerie.

Posted by: I Aim to Misbehave at August 13, 2013 02:47 PM (lsTVn)

238 237 Am I the only one who sees Pelosi wearing a blond wig in that poster? The resemblance is eerie. Maybe Pelosi in mummy linens....

Posted by: Imhotep at August 13, 2013 02:49 PM (R8tc8)

239 I dunno. You got an arrow that resembles morning wood and a blonde with no morals. Seems sexually suggestive to me.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 13, 2013 02:54 PM (MnSla)

240 Wendy, Wendy she's our man.

If she can't do it, Ariel Castro can.

Posted by: Keeping Austin D 'N' C at August 13, 2013 02:55 PM (6xhLc)

241 Is that the Wendy from Breaking Bad?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at August 13, 2013 03:00 PM (5fSr7)

242 It's for Twitter. It's pointing at the person who tweeted it, they're saying "I want Wendy". You only *really* "get it" if you use Tweetdeck.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 03:00 PM (4p5/2)

243 Shit, oops... 102 Here's one I personally like to use: http://twitpic.com/d1lz89

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 13, 2013 03:02 PM (4p5/2)

244

 

 Abortion Barbie. Complete with red running shoes.

 

http://alturl.com/bhddb

Posted by: Frankly at August 13, 2013 03:15 PM (Hai9S)

245 I'm seeing a woman who needs to get a better plastic surgeon.  And why is her arm up like that?  Is that the new salute to the dems or something?

Posted by: caustic at August 13, 2013 03:29 PM (/b8+5)

246

AbortionBarbie.

 

I think her two- finger salute is telling people how many years old a baby must be before she won't allow it to  be aborted.

 

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2013 03:41 PM (pWeX5)

247 In my new campaign poster, I'm all like "Scissors up, bitches!!!"

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 13, 2013 03:46 PM (n50fF)

248 Somebody needs to photoshop some forceps onto her fingers.

Posted by: Codec717 at August 13, 2013 04:05 PM (jXG+o)

249 Actually, I did find her strangely attractive. Especially the need not to use birth control. She's got that all at the ready, knitting needles, vacuum cleaner, the works!!! Hmm, no, I don't want that happening to any children I happen to help conceive. I suppose she is hideous after all...

Posted by: Brendan at August 13, 2013 04:25 PM (8YVZT)

250 Because after all.  You want her because you can fuck her all you want with no punishment with a baby.  Guaranteed.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 13, 2013 04:27 PM (W0Ouk)

251 Yeah she looks like a more abortion-obsessed Nancy Pelosi.

Nothing sexual about that old baby-killer.

Posted by: W.C. Varones at August 13, 2013 04:43 PM (QMAPJ)

252

psychological suggestion, next will come the "we want wendy" ads and spots.

My preference? "I Want McDonald's" "I Want Jack in the Box" "I Want Burger King" "I Want Someone That Does Not Kill Kids"

Posted by: jk at August 14, 2013 02:18 AM (VKkox)

253 Of course it's sexual, Ace. That arrow? look's like Weiner's weiner, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at August 14, 2013 05:03 AM (1hM1d)

254

Wendy! She makes my barbed cock go, 'vrrrppp'. That's why I allowed her to use an image of my barbed cock in he ad.

Posted by: Satan at August 14, 2013 06:03 AM (nbGZj)

255 The two up-raised clitoris-manipulation fingers made me wonder the same thing.

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at August 14, 2013 08:45 AM (SFAqd)

256

I might buy that the arrow is pointing to an avatar or whatever, but the arrow is not close to the edge or corner.  It is literally pointing to the empty corner of the graphic, not something off the edge or corner.  I guess that the off-the-graphic interpretation needs to be bootstrapped with a graphic-arts-incompetence assumption to come out right.

Regardless, if it is supposed to be pointing at an avatar, to me it just looks like the simulated penis is pointing to someone's face (or cat).  That reminds me of graffiti I made in the Jr. High bathroom.  I mean, that *someone else* did in the Jr. High bathroom.  

Posted by: David in Dallas at August 14, 2013 10:11 AM (LNYzO)

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