September 06, 2013

I Wasn't Even Supposed to Be Here Open Thread
— Ace

The Washington Post's "Fact Checker" examined Obama's egregious claim that he had not drawn a "red line," other people did, and this was so false that he refused to say so, because the Post's "Fact Checker" twists Republican truths into lies and also twists Obama lies into truths.

Jonah Goldberg is amused that apparently everyone in the world drew that red line, except Obama.

He reminds me of someone.

The fate of the Syria Air-Snub may rely on the intelligence of one woman: Nancy Pelosi.

But she must know better than war planners at the Pentagon, who don't want this Air Snub.

At Instapundit, an interesting argument from W.R. Mead about the Obama Smart Power Vacuum.

Convicted bomber and perjurer Brett Kimberlin is suing bloggers yet again. And he will keep on suing, forever, so do hit these guy's tip jars!

Somehow I missed this until it was all over -- MSU guest professor harangued Republican students as being among those "raping" the country, and was then relieved of some duties.

It was probably on the blog, so that's why I missed it.

A couple, both born in 1986, is trying to raise their kids in a 1986 Environment, and are reverting to ca. 1986 technology -- no cellphones or computers. I bet they have a high-def tv though, huh?

Yeah this is cute and interesting and will last like #twoweeks.

John Ekdahl went behind enemy lines to post on Buzzfeed: Top 14 Super-Principled Anti-War Celebrities We Haven't Heard From since 2009.

I did some funny things this week. Three of them came on Saturday, when I wasn't even Supposed to Be Here, so in case you missed them:

Betsy Karasik, Former Lawyer and Current Artiste, Argues That Maybe Teachers Should Have Sex with Underage Students;

An exploration of the artistic art of Artiste Betsy Karasik;

You're not going to believe it but some twentysomething feminist artiste conned someone into giving her money to fund yet another Giant Vagina Puppet art installation;

Robin Thicke and his very popular Rape Anthem;

and The Sorrow and the Pity, Kaboom Cereal Edition.

Plus, the Podcast.

Two fun things in videos below.
Fun Weekend Song:

And, if you're looking to watch something this weekend, this documentary, called "The Awesome Pawsome," is about tiger cubs being born and raised on Tiger Island in Australia, which is a combination safari/zoo and amusement park.

It's pretty adorable, and it's Not Even Gay, because these are Tigers for crying out loud, not cats.

Part 1 below.

This post brought to you by a disturbed megalomaniac drunk with power.


Awesome Update: Apparently Someone's trying to tell us He could do without all the twerking.

Is this fake? I don't even know if I can believe in suspiciously well-timed viral videos any longer.

People Really Enjoy Lying Update:


Yeah that's what I thought.


Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM | Comments (411)
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1 Still LMAO at the Kaboo and Thicke posts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 06, 2013 02:40 PM (DmNpO)

2 MSU prof will skate.

Posted by: NCKate at September 06, 2013 02:40 PM (KKfVH)

3 uh, Kaboom

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 06, 2013 02:40 PM (DmNpO)

4 Pee Kaboo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 02:40 PM (74gkr)

5 Am I the only one who found the Kaboom thread to be a little scarey? There was this "Scanners" vibe crossed with a side helping of Dunwich Horror.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 06, 2013 02:41 PM (q177U)

6 So Obama is Dante from Clerks?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 06, 2013 02:41 PM (dvRYt)

7 Join us in Kaboom where we will gyrate in an endless parade of beautiful sadness.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 06, 2013 02:42 PM (q177U)

8 Nancy will explain we need to blow up Syria to save it. 

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 02:43 PM (D+lxs)

9 Kaboom is some funny shit .

Posted by: Canada at September 06, 2013 02:44 PM (0iJzo)

10 I got nuthin.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 02:44 PM (r+7wo)

11 It's not Caturday yet

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 02:44 PM (pginn)

12 I finally could see how beautiful Kaboom was after I clawed my festering eyes out.....

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 06, 2013 02:44 PM (q177U)

13 Effing socks .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 06, 2013 02:44 PM (0iJzo)

14 My favorite Ace tweet today: The_One_Who_Brings ‏@AceofSpadesHQ 3h we fought a war to end slavery but no one does anything about Neil Young @sarahbellumd @snarkandboobs

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 02:45 PM (r+7wo)

15

Hahaha you see Obama's quite an expert on "blurred lines" himself

In fact if we to start calling him "President Blurred Lines" it would really infuriate him.  He'd probably invade Antartica

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 02:47 PM (OksBo)

16 Yeah, Obama also reminded me of Bart. Cartoon.

Posted by: Eric Allie at September 06, 2013 02:47 PM (+n4Qh)

17 Wow, the weather girl for ABC affiliate here in Montgomery has huge tatas. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 06, 2013 02:48 PM (WmLrU)

18 Ace, I'd tell ya to take the rest of the day off but I see you're way ahead of me

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 06, 2013 02:48 PM (9jLim)

19 It was such a short flight from Detroit to Charlotte.  I can't believe that this Administration seems to have actually become somewhat dumber.  I really didn't think it was possible - and I was certainly convinced it couldn't happen that fast.

They continue to impress.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 02:48 PM (I/pZw)

20 Yeah, I drew a red line, but it was in chalk, and I would no more erase it then disown my white grandmother. So I have to blame it on my predecessor. BUSH!!!

Posted by: The Precedent [/i] at September 06, 2013 02:48 PM (U2UQk)

21 Not to suck up, but Ace has been way productive and witty these past several days. The Thicke post was epic, and like many finely crafted works, was under-appreciated in its own time. To bad blog posts seem to have such a short shelf-life "Professor of Cirrhosis" was particularly noteworthy.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (pginn)

22 Someone made a Kaboom p-shop that was pretty damn awesome. I think a moron did it. No, I don't have the link but RWC did link it earlier.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (doBIb)

23 15 I just got diagnosed with carpal tunnel today so as you can see i suffer for my art

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (OksBo)

24 All cereal will be Kaboom when Kaboom is all cereal. All cereal will be Kaboom when Kaboom is all cereal. All cereal will be Kaboom when Kaboom is all cereal.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (q177U)

25 6 So Obama is Dante from Clerks?

I *definitely* postulated this somewhere in this delightful cesspool of a comment section just the other day.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (I/pZw)

26 This is a good time to make amends with Miss Marple. Be the bigger man and reach out.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (0lWWn)

27 So Obama is Dante from Clerks?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue

Even worse.

He's actually Kevin Smith in Spanx for Men.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 02:49 PM (KDq5l)

28 I was a Kaboom kid...the hardship and deprivation it represented haunts me to this day.  It seared my soul man.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 02:50 PM (9MLX+)

29 Those Aussie fuckers!!!
I'm suing!!!

Posted by: the awesome possum at September 06, 2013 02:50 PM (7zANx)

30 I was going to set that Kaboom thread to music but even I thought it was too depressing.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at September 06, 2013 02:50 PM (C8mVl)

31 There is nothing cute about animals that will eat you.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 02:50 PM (NHMrq)

32 30 I was going to set that Kaboom thread to music but even I thought it was too depressing.

Does Taps come in some sort of an extended remix version?

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 02:51 PM (I/pZw)

33

Posted by: The Precedent at September 06, 2013 06:48 PM (U2UQk)

 

I woulda drawn a Red Line too... but you took my Crayons away...

Posted by: VP Slow Joe Biden at September 06, 2013 02:51 PM (lZBBB)

34

Ace and all the cob's and commenters,

 

Thank you for reminding me I am not alone in this ignorant liberal wasteland.  That there are real people who can see just how ridiculous so many of our current government's policies are.  And that in the midst of this slow motion disaster we are living in, that there are points of sanity, and several kinds of humor to be had. 

 

Have a good weekend, and hopefully Obama will not blow it up before Monday. 

 

 

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 02:52 PM (D+lxs)

35 I would hate for the reputation of this blog to plummet in my absence so despite my dire prognosis I shall endeavor to persevere

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 02:52 PM (OksBo)

36 Don't know if this has been shared before, but just stumbled upon it.  

US Praises Massacre Of Syrian Civilians Without Use Of Chemical Weapons 

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/08/syria-civil-war/

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 06, 2013 02:52 PM (oY6Yp)

37 I was going to set that Kaboom thread to music but even I thought it was too depressing. Posted by: Leonard Cohen at September 06, 2013 06:50 PM (C8mVl) You could use really sad, depressing music. Like one of Miley Cyrus's latest songs.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 02:52 PM (r+7wo)

38 37 I was going to set that Kaboom thread to music but even I thought it was too depressing. Posted by: Leonard Cohen at September 06, 2013 06:50 PM (C8mVl) Anything by Radiohead or Smashing Pumpkins.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 02:54 PM (doBIb)

39 Ace is on fire on Friday nite.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 06, 2013 02:54 PM (vx61Q)

40 32 --Does Taps come in some sort of an extended remix version? Posted by: akula51 at September 06, 2013 06:51 PM (I/pZw) ------------------- Well, yes, but I already did that on my 2nd and 6th albums.

Posted by: Leonard Cohen at September 06, 2013 02:54 PM (C8mVl)

41 History has once again jiu-jitsued the American Left to the mat. Thwack! So easy. Just use their momentum against them. History is a great jiu-jitsu master. And progressives create ever-so-much momentum.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 02:55 PM (IyIdj)

42 We have to bomb Syria to find out why we did it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Genius at September 06, 2013 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

43 "I would hate for the reputation of this blog to plummet in my absence so despite my dire prognosis I shall endeavor to persevere"

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 06:52 PM (OksBo)

Just like the old guy in The Outlaw Josey Wales!

Posted by: HTL at September 06, 2013 02:57 PM (G8YYJ)

44 37 ---You could use really sad, depressing music. Like one of Miley Cyrus's latest songs. Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 06:52 PM (r+7wo) ------------------ Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 02:57 PM (C8mVl)

45 I just got diagnosed with carpal tunnel today so as you can see i suffer for my art


Fapping isn't recognized as an art form outside of Peruvia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2013 02:58 PM (8ZskC)

46 5 Am I the only one who found the Kaboom thread to be a little scarey? There was this "Scanners" vibe crossed with a side helping of Dunwich Horror.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 06, 2013 06:41 PM (q177U)



Did someone say, "Dunwich Horror"?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 02:58 PM (T1005)

47 Can I buy an Obama Smart Power Vacuum? The Roomba sucks!

Posted by: Smart Obama Voter at September 06, 2013 02:58 PM (nbGZj)

48 The WaPo's "fact checker" and their 5 myths columns are both bullshit and always have been.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 02:59 PM (zZbNF)

49 A great leader recently attacked his own citizens with poison gas. (By which I refer to the intolerable toxic fumes of mendacity and narcissism rushing out from Obama's weaponized mouth every time he opens it). Are the nations of the world going to respond forcefully to this atrocity by bombing America? Only time will tell. Let us hope and wait for the International Community's Love Bombs to save us.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 02:59 PM (IyIdj)

50 Sarah McLachlan did the background music for the Kaboom post .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 06, 2013 02:59 PM (0iJzo)

51 Ace that MSU prof was relieved of duties but is still getting paid.  IOW he got a free paid vacation at tax payer expense for being an asshole.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 03:00 PM (zZbNF)

52 And that in the midst of this slow motion disaster we are living in, that there are points of sanity, and several kinds of humor to be had. Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 06:52 PM (D+lxs) I want to know where it's in slow motion and move there!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:00 PM (qyfb5)

53 51 Ace that MSU prof was relieved of duties but is still getting paid.

Ahhhh, the "Lois Lerner Memorial Discipline Program."

Remember that scrunt, America?  Didn't think so.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:01 PM (I/pZw)

54 Helpless helpless helpless helpless


Helpless helpless helpless helpless


Helpless helpless helpless helpless


Oh, oh. Helpless helpless helpless helpless


Posted by: Kneel Kray-Zee at September 06, 2013 03:01 PM (6xhLc)

55 So to summarize the Washington Post """""Fact""""" Checker (I think that's enough quotes): 1. Obama said there was a red line for Syria 2. Obama's staff than reiterated that point several times. 3. A year later, administration officials starting backing away from it. 4. Therefore, it's impossible to say whether or not Obama ever said he set a red line.

Posted by: TenthJustice at September 06, 2013 03:01 PM (BUaSt)

56 Ace that MSU prof was relieved of duties but is still getting paid. IOW he got a free paid vacation at tax payer expense for being an asshole. Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 07:00 PM (zZbNF) Hmmmm.... I wonder if my company will put me on paid leave if I do something particularly offensive. Cos that would be really cool. Unfortunately, I work in the private sector, so I think not. Sigh.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 03:02 PM (r+7wo)

57 26

This is a good time to make amends with Miss Marple.

Be the bigger man and reach out.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 06:49 PM (0lWWn)



After MM piled on, I don't think Ace needs to do anything more than he's already doing.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 03:03 PM (T1005)

58 Soggy Kaboom Cereal looks like little rainbow 'Scream' masks. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Rodeo Clowns aren't Scary at September 06, 2013 03:03 PM (nbGZj)

59 56 Hmmmm.... I wonder if my company will put me on paid leave if I do something particularly offensive.

I used to scream at and berate progressives at my desk whenever possible in my last job.

They just kept giving me more shit to do.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:03 PM (I/pZw)

60 MSU Professor is on a paid vacation ... must be nice to have no morals, no integrity ... must be an easy way to live.  Maybe that's why there are so many Leftists.

Posted by: acethepug at September 06, 2013 03:03 PM (RpQpx)

61 So i was trying to get Ace's email so i could send him this idea in case it was a bit much, but no one would actually give me a way to contact him.... There's an exhibit in the Jewish Museum called "Fallen Leaves." It's an exhibit memorializing the Holocaust, but it bears an uncanny resemblance to Kaboom... http://www.everystockphoto.com/photo.php?imageId=3576197

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at September 06, 2013 03:04 PM (lpR33)

62 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2013 06:58 PM (8ZskC) Hold that for TW

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 03:04 PM (pginn)

63 56 Unfortunately, I work in the private sector, so I think not. Sigh.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 07:02 PM (r+7wo)



The ONLY people I have ever seen who were relieved of duties due to some type of malfeasance and still got paid were all government workers of some type.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 03:04 PM (zZbNF)

64 You can go go war, as for me, I will go fishing. So go ahead and drop your bombs, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: traye at September 06, 2013 03:05 PM (ch968)

65 Is that Samantha Power with a haircut in the .GIF animation?

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 03:05 PM (bufJH)

66 I want to know where it's in slow motion and move there! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith I dunno, I'm more of the "get it over with quick" type. If a Crimean War battle surgeon was sawing off your gangrenous leg without anesthesia, would you prefer that he just lop it off in one swift blow with a samurai sword, or rather that he slowly, slowly, saw through every muscle as agonizingly as possible over a three-day marathon of pain? In our case, it's an 8-year marathon of pain. Oh, how I envy those Crimean War soldiers and their merely slow-motion surgeries.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 03:05 PM (IyIdj)

67 An Air Snub is when she doesn't want to join the Mile High Club.

Posted by: Air Snubs are no fun at September 06, 2013 03:05 PM (nbGZj)

68 Airports + portable vaporizers = travel is almost bearable again.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:05 PM (I/pZw)

69 So go ahead and drop your bombs, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.


Heh. One of the all time great movie sequences.  Brilliant, even though it was Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2013 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

70 Jane D'oh: "Secretariat of State." Truly awesome.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 03:06 PM (pginn)

71 Airports + portable vaporizers = travel is almost bearable again.

Posted by: akula51

Not for long!!!

Posted by: Health Nazis & Trial Lawyers [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 03:07 PM (KDq5l)

72 As for the choom war being up to Ms Botox I don't think she will be able to deliver.  The House members have to answer to their voters every two years so there isn't a lot of time for the public to forget them stabbing them in the back.



And the public does not want this BS in Syria.  And that 9% poll is probably still the most accurate poll they have done so far.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 03:07 PM (zZbNF)

73 >>> The_One_Who_Brings ‏@AceofSpadesHQ 3h we fought a war to end slavery but no one does anything about Neil Young @sarahbellumd @snarkandboobs I'm pretty sure that Mr Youngmeant it differently, but I quite enjoy the line from Rockin In The Free World "Got fuel to burn, got roads to driv

Posted by: fluffy & fuelish at September 06, 2013 03:08 PM (TR3DI)

74 they're hitting the conspiracy sites again:

"100% agree. Any conservative who denies this is a fool. Iraq was not even remotely even in the same ballpark as this event. There is an actual civil war going on in syria. No i do not think we should goto war in syria. Iraq nothing was happening and cons supported it 110% and most still approve of bushs wars. All cons are hypocrites and thats why they are done."http://tinyurl.com/ku4lqg3

Posted by: question at September 06, 2013 03:08 PM (/b8+5)

75 I dunno, I'm more of the "get it over with quick" type. Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (IyIdj) I'm more of the "don't do this damned stupid thing at all" type, but I realize I'm in a tiny minority. Everyone else thinks they will be the last eaten by the alligator.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:09 PM (qyfb5)

76 Yeah, I was searching my mind all day for something so that I could call obama "sonny," 'cause I am racist and all.

Posted by: traye at September 06, 2013 03:09 PM (ch968)

77 We're done? 

That's fucking hilarious.

We aren't done until a whole lot of fucking people I know are out of ammo.  Ammo that hasn't even started to be expended yet - literally, metaphorically and figuratively.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:09 PM (I/pZw)

78 Giant Vagina Puppet Art: Sponsored by ChicKaboom Cereal

Posted by: Choom >>DOOM!>> Kaboom at September 06, 2013 03:10 PM (nbGZj)

79 >>> Oh, how I envy those Crimean War soldiers and their merely slow-motion surgeries. You tortured that analogy until it begged for the sweet release of death.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 03:10 PM (TR3DI)

80 Can someone explain to me what has happened to Kerry’s head? He used to look so much like Lurch that he earned the nickname “Lurch.” But to be honest, he doesn’t look like Lurch anymore. Now he looks like the Incredible Hulk in “anger” mode, but after a lobotomy. What the hell happened? Did he walk into a plastic surgeon’s office and say, “Doc, I look like Lurch. Can you help me?” The Doc replied, “Sure — for just twenty thousands bucks, I can make you look like a lobotomized Incredible Hulk.” Kerry: “To whom do I make out the check?”

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 03:10 PM (IyIdj)

81 14 Principled Anti-War Celebrities We Fear May Have Been Kidnapped Our government is yet again marching us towards a war of choice in the Middle East and our non-partisan, peace-loving celebrities have gone missing since late 2008. We fear the worst.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 06, 2013 03:11 PM (N6l/o)

82 Sure..., they're friendly now, but just wait until you put your head in their mouth.

Posted by: Roy from Las Vegas at September 06, 2013 03:12 PM (aDwsi)

83 Actually, mid-19th century surgeons were pretty good at amputation.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:12 PM (7zANx)

84 see the Awesome Update for a Kaboom kid attempting to twerk.

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2013 03:14 PM (/IWYB)

85 Posted by: andycanuck at September 06, 2013 07:12 PM (7zANx) Didn't think you were that old ........ and type one handed .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 06, 2013 03:14 PM (0iJzo)

86 So i was trying to get Ace's email so i could send him this idea in case it was a bit much, but no one would actually give me a way to contact him.... *** His email address is at the bottom of the sidebar

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 06, 2013 03:14 PM (DmNpO)

87 Is that the chick that lights herself on fire?  That was good shit.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:15 PM (I/pZw)

88

Someone needs to photoshop Obama's face onto Baghdad Bob, and subtitle in something along the lines of, "I did not draw the red line!"

 

Posted by: junior at September 06, 2013 03:15 PM (UWFpX)

89 I'm more of the "don't do this damned stupid thing at all" type, but I realize I'm in a tiny minority. Everyone else thinks they will be the last eaten by the alligator. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith To avoid any possible confusion, I just want to clarify that wasn't advocating the we get the bombing over with quick -- but rather that we get the pain of Obama's presidency over with quick. When one is strangling a metaphor to death, it's easier than you might think to miscommunicate.

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 03:15 PM (IyIdj)

90 Is an Obama Smart Power Vacuum a type of black hole? (Race, racy, racist pun intneded.) Curious minds want to know.

Posted by: angel with a sword at September 06, 2013 03:15 PM (hpgw1)

91 Neil Young's eco-car breaks down http://ultimateclassicrock.com/neil-young-car-breaks-down/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 03:16 PM (aDwsi)

92 If you can't intuitively figure out ace's e-mail, perhaps...well...yeah. 

A sign.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:16 PM (I/pZw)

93 If you can't intuitively figure out ace's e-mail, perhaps...well...yeah.


I think ewok@rubiosgarbage.com is being phased out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2013 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

94 This is sooooo neat! Admirals and Generals have to be polite and deferential to me. whooo whooo whoo

Posted by: Sam Power (not just a pretty face) at September 06, 2013 03:17 PM (yL0v8)

95 another update

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (/IWYB)

96 John E.'s Buzzfeed piece is terrific. And Andrew Breitbart would totally approve. Maybe Ace can get published there next with Top 12 Ways Kaboom Destroys Children or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (OevbG)

97 and type one handed
No, not one handed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (7zANx)

98 >> His email address is at the bottom of the sidebar I should probably have noticed that by now, but thanks for actually responding to me. It's like people expect me to read this blog or something...

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (lpR33)

99 93  I think ewok@rubiosgarbage.com is being phased out.

FML, you gotta know I hard-coded that shit too.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (I/pZw)

100 Daily reminder: The WaPo is actually worse than The NYT.

Posted by: WOW at September 06, 2013 03:18 PM (6sqK6)

101 Drudge headers: LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF? DOESN'T HAVE THE VOTES O LOSES G20 So, even if he calls it off, he's managed to make a very bad situation worse.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 03:19 PM (NHMrq)

102 To avoid any possible confusion, I just want to clarify that wasn't advocating the we get the bombing over with quick -- but rather that we get the pain of Obama's presidency over with quick. Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 07:15 PM (IyIdj) Anyone who could do that is *far* too busy stomping on their winkies. There's "no controlling legal authority." Which is probably the most revolting thing of all, we weren't killed, we *surrendered*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:19 PM (qyfb5)

103 The Kaboom thing was a freakin' joke? ......seriously? I'm still having McMares from the cover art.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 06, 2013 03:20 PM (FzkK/)

104 Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 07:10 PM (IyIdj) It's weird. Sometimes he looks normal, kinda, but at other times, his face looks like it's made of putty that was squished by a toddler. Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 03:20 PM (r+7wo)

105 uh, Kaboom

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 06, 2013 06:40 PM (DmNpO)

4 Pee Kaboo
Posted by: Bertram
-----------------------

A natural progression to what Obama no longer plans:
Peek-Kaboom

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 03:20 PM (aDwsi)

106 And if he calls it off, what will be the reaction of his bizarre cheering section on both the right and left? They've been screaming that we have to attack or else they will hold their breaths and turn blue.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 03:20 PM (NHMrq)

107 On the bright side, Chicago is getting the Olympics, Jesse.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:20 PM (7zANx)

108 Oh and Effing OFA is the Permanent Obama Campaign that Obama Graciously Deemed Tax-Exempt. Because fuck you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:21 PM (qyfb5)

109 They've been screaming that we have to attack or else they will hold their breaths and turn blue. Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 07:20 PM (NHMrq) To which I would respond "Knock yoself out."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:22 PM (qyfb5)

110 This is reminiscent of Obama's world-class FAIL to get the Olympics for Chicago.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 03:22 PM (aCA0H)

111 they will hold their breaths and turn blue. Posted by: Jesse Pinkman *** The hue deepens as the final color is achieved.

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 03:22 PM (MhA4j)

112 95 another update Posted by: ace Referring to...: OFA tells @ABC it decided not to rally Dems on #Syria becuz "so much going on on other issues." ...? I don't know whether to fear OFA as a sort of postmodern Hitler Youth -- or laugh at them...also as a sort of postmodern Hitler Youth. It is possible for something to be simultaneously terrifying and mockable -- for the same reason?

Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 03:23 PM (IyIdj)

113 I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not draw that red line with that dictator from Syria ... Bashar al-Assad. I never mentioned a red line a single time ever. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the American people.

Posted by: President Macho Chest at September 06, 2013 03:23 PM (HzhBE)

114 The WaPo is actually worse than The NYT. Posted by: WOW at September 06, 2013 07:18 PM (6sqK6) Yes, but the NYT commenters absolutely bloviate. There's no getting around the fact that they're the most windy commenters on the Internets. I can hardly stand to read even one "featured comment" on the damn site.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 03:23 PM (pginn)

115 FAIL to get the Olympics for Chicago. Posted by: soothsayer Holy Smokes!!! That was so long ago it was like, Bush's fault.

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 03:23 PM (MhA4j)

116 I'm almost sad that there's doubt this thing will pass in the Senate.

Because Obama looks to be headed for a historic beat down in the House.

Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2013 03:23 PM (hO9ad)

117 http://bit.ly/KaboomFTW

Got lazy.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:24 PM (I/pZw)

118 If Congress declines to support what even proponents of a Syria strike must agree is a massively screwed up policy, then the President will face another choice. He can do a “Clinton” (President Clinton bombed Serbia in the teeth of congressional disapproval), or he can fold like a cheap suit. If he chooses the latter course, Clint Eastwood’s “empty chair” stunt at the 2012 GOP convention will look eerily prophetic.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 06, 2013 03:24 PM (4FvdX)

119 I laughed at the video update Ace posted, I did. As horrified as I was, it would take a heart of stone not to guffaw.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 03:24 PM (r+7wo)

120 All the bicycle tires in Syria have melted due to sarin attacks from Assad. The messiah will air drop billions of tires so the white as the driven snow rebels can peddle to safety. Then, 5 billion dollars worth of cruise missiles will rain down and arab spring will be renewed.

Posted by: angel with a sword at September 06, 2013 03:24 PM (hpgw1)

121 2nd try: edit cartoon
http://furiousdiaper.com/2013/09/06/obama-didnt-do-it-really/

And if that doesn't work, fuck it.

Posted by: Eric Allie at September 06, 2013 03:24 PM (+n4Qh)

122 Considering the many worlds hypothesis and the implications for a multiverse from string theory, there is a universe out there where Senator Barack Obama lost, where twerking is an Olympic sport, and Kaboom cereal actually tasted awesome.

Posted by: CAC at September 06, 2013 03:26 PM (SQxbd)

123 84 see the Awesome Update for a Kaboom kid attempting to twerk.

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (/IWYB)



Gyrating upside down wearing stretch polyester pants near a burning candle.  Darwin is trying.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 03:27 PM (zZbNF)

124 Wow.  There's a universe out there where he's competent, too.

Naaaaaaaaaaah, String theory just unraveled.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:27 PM (I/pZw)

125 It is possible for something to be simultaneously terrifying and mockable -- for the same reason? Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (IyIdj) Um, Obama is one of the topics of this thread, isn't he?

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 03:28 PM (r+7wo)

126 Obama's Grassroots Army 'Missing in Action' on Syria That's the problem with having the FSA as your primary supporters. All they care about is the free shit.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 03:28 PM (pginn)

127 You know what would be a super smoking topic? A chronological compendium of Obama's epic boasts, promises and claims with a comprehensive listing of the repudiations and failures exposed.

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 03:29 PM (MhA4j)

128 in basketball terms...Obama took a shot and threw another BRICK

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 03:29 PM (aCA0H)

129 Actually, the "fact check" meme has been a bit abused in an MFM that isn't really about facts. There may however may be a gaping hole where The Lie Chronicles should be. .....or The BS Files.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 06, 2013 03:29 PM (FzkK/)

130 115 Methos,

I'm not he made "lame duck" in less than a fucking year.

"You're not forgotten Benghazi fallen...."

Posted by: Jamie LicksGore at September 06, 2013 03:29 PM (9jfyN)

131 127 A chronological compendium of Obama's epic boasts, promises and claims with a comprehensive listing of the repudiations and failures exposed.

You'd need the entire fucking cloud for that shit.  Literally - the whole damned thing.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:30 PM (I/pZw)

132 Hot Air's headlines has a story (or two?) about the Russians sending another three ships to the Eastern Med and shipping some as-yet-unnamed cargo there.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:30 PM (7zANx)

133 "It is possible for something to be simultaneously terrifying and mockable -- for the same reason?" There is nothing new under the sun, so yes.

Posted by: angel with a sword at September 06, 2013 03:31 PM (hpgw1)

134 We have not yet reached Peak-Kaboom.

Posted by: The Smart Power People at September 06, 2013 03:31 PM (nbGZj)

135 A list of things Barry hasn't fucked up would be much shorter and easier to compile.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 03:32 PM (E3gqr)

136 CAC; I took a look at that "bright star" in the East this morning about 5 am with my 15x binoculars.  I believe it is a satellite.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 03:32 PM (zZbNF)

137 Actually, not only was the Thicke post epic but the eye candy video was pretty epic all by itself.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 06, 2013 03:32 PM (pginn)

138 I'd start the list but I can't think of anything....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 03:32 PM (E3gqr)

139 Any Slavas or Kirovs yet? 

SS-N-12s and SS-N-19s remain somewhat terrifying.  Especially if you're willing to risk everything to just get one through.

I'm sure there's probably an Oscar-class SSGN prowling somewhere by now.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:33 PM (I/pZw)

140 in basketball terms...Obama took a shot and threw another BRICK I'm thinking he took a fourth timeout.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 03:33 PM (FcR7P)

141 Posted by: angel with a sword at September 06, 2013 07:31 PM (hpgw1) Hey, that's my line!

Posted by: Zombie King Solomon at September 06, 2013 03:34 PM (pginn)

142 A list of things Barry hasn't fucked up would be much shorter and easier to compile. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living. List is as follows: .

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 03:34 PM (MhA4j)

143 Maybe the House should just pass a resolution that says, "Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 03:34 PM (E3gqr)

144 We're really sorry we set that red line.

Posted by: Everyone but Obama at September 06, 2013 03:35 PM (pcgW1)

145 John Kerry claimed to have been in favor of the Grenada military operation under Reagan. Just two little inconvenient facts about that... http://www.caintv.com/i-backed-the-grenada-invasion

Posted by: mr_jack at September 06, 2013 03:36 PM (TMG3G)

146 A list of things Barry hasn't fucked up would be much shorter and easier to compile. 
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.


List is as follows:      
. 

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 07:34 PM (MhA4j)


He hasn't accidentally eaten Bo yet.   That's an accomplishment, right?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 06, 2013 03:37 PM (sGtp+)

147 Oh, it's Kaboom.  Sorry.  Thought it was my cue.

Posted by: El Kabong! at September 06, 2013 03:37 PM (BAS5M)

148 Holy Smokes!!! That was so long ago it was like, Bush's fault.
Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (MhA4j)

Yeah, I hear Carter was also Dubya's fault, as was Pol Pot, the Great Leap Forward, Germany in general in the first half of the 20th Century, the Little Ice Age, Genghis Khan, the Fall of Rome and any other important world events that manage to fire off the single Leftist neuron.

Because they care.

Posted by: dissent555 at September 06, 2013 03:37 PM (yR6A1)

149 Australia's ABC, which is always a good predictor of the MFM line, is reporting that "Barack Obama has failed to convince any of the other G20" nations to support an attack on Syria. Their words, 'has failed'. Dominant!

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 03:38 PM (FcR7P)

150 What movie is that Johnny Depp gif from?

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 03:38 PM (doBIb)

151  I took a look at that "bright star" in the East this morning about 5 am with my 15x binoculars. I believe it is a satellite.

Posted by: Vic at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (zZbNF)

If it seemed to have a few fainter "stars" around it, it would still be Jupiter, with those little stars being its moons. The moons are visible in 15s. If not, yeah, satellite.

Posted by: CAC at September 06, 2013 03:38 PM (SQxbd)

152 How about Edie Brickell, as the sound track.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 06, 2013 03:38 PM (Jsiw/)

153 “As I said last night, I was elected to end wars, not start them,” he said. “I’ve spent the last four and a half years doing everything I can to reduce our reliance on military power as a means of meeting our international obligations and protecting the American people.”


 http://is.gd/DrroEd

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 03:39 PM (8sCoq)

154 It is possible for something to be simultaneously terrifying and mockable -- for the same reason? Posted by: zombie at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (IyIdj) I'd say it's more normal than not.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 03:39 PM (qyfb5)

155 >reduce our reliance on military power as a means of ... protecting the American people.”

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 03:40 PM (8sCoq)

156 152 How about Edie Brickell, as the sound track. I'm not aware of too many things, I know what I know, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 03:40 PM (doBIb)

157 Smarter than his speechwriters, this one.

Yeah.

Almost Boarding time...talk to you lovely people form the Treehouse in the Gables.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 03:41 PM (I/pZw)

158 “I’ve spent the last four and a half years doing everything I can to reduce our reliance on military power Who's going to protect you from the rain?

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 03:42 PM (FcR7P)

159 I just laughed so fucking hard at that girl catching fire, that right there's some fine comedy.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 06, 2013 03:42 PM (hpYnL)

160 If you haven't, go to nobelprize.org.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 06, 2013 03:42 PM (xSegX)

161 Love the way Kessler bailed on the Pinocchio's; guess he was fresh out.

I won't hold my breath waiting for teh lefties to grow out of their permanent adolescence. It must be so warm and fuzzy in there.

Posted by: dissent555 at September 06, 2013 03:43 PM (yR6A1)

162 This is a smart military blog ,so can some one give me some knowledge here? We have 5  ships that have cruise missles sitting in the Med  for a week now. What is sitting under the water aiming  at us?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 03:43 PM (YkURk)

163 >What is sitting under the water aiming at us?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 07:43 PM (YkURk)



Crazy Ivan

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 03:44 PM (8sCoq)

164 153 “As I said last night, I was elected to end wars, not start them,” he said. “I’ve spent the last four and a half years doing everything I can to reduce our reliance on military power as a means of meeting our international obligations and protecting the American people.” http://is.gd/DrroEd Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 07:39 PM (8sCoq) I guess we now know that BHO got stoned rather than going to his HS/university history classes.. choom on bro

Posted by: the square paper clip at September 06, 2013 03:44 PM (DWF95)

165 If you haven't, go to nobelprize.org. Too good! Nice find.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 03:44 PM (FcR7P)

166 Because Obama looks to be headed for a historic bipartisan beat down in the House. Added the truly tasty part. Mr. Obama, your vote of no-confidence has arrived.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 06, 2013 03:45 PM (m9V0o)

167 What is sitting under the water aiming at us? An unknown number of our Los Angeles class attack subs.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 03:45 PM (doBIb)

168 Sung to the Coca-Cola song I'd like to draw the world a line as red as red can be. And see if any takers cross and and try to screw with me. I'll get my homies one by one and have them vote for war. I'll take the glory in my arms, and preen just like a whore. And if you dare to shoot it down I'll blame it all on you. And say I said no thing like that and blame it on the Jews. It's the real thing what the world did today, That's what I'm gonna say with a straight face.

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 03:46 PM (MhA4j)

169 omg you couldn't make that up

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 03:46 PM (8sCoq)

170 If you haven't, go to nobelprize.org.

Too good! Nice find.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 07:44 PM (FcR7P)


Heh. yeah. The Empty Chair. It's baaaccccckkkkkkkkk!

Posted by: dissent555 at September 06, 2013 03:48 PM (yR6A1)

171 There are different Amish sects, some more primitive than others  Some have a 1640s cutoff, others 1730.  We chose 1986.

Posted by: 8-Track Amish are not as holy as Cassette Tape Amish at September 06, 2013 03:49 PM (dSE0q)

172 some as-yet-unnamed cargo

Its a boatload of the finest Beluga ASS, so Obama can get a good taste.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 03:49 PM (9MLX+)

173 And now the Pope is calling out Obama on war in Syria.


So much for that Liberal Katholic honeymoon with Pope Francis.....

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 03:51 PM (Ojgjr)

174 @163 Jones in Co,  Do you think the Iranians are sitting to the side of the Russians?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 03:51 PM (YkURk)

175 Good link, mr_jack, about Kerry's most recent lie.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:52 PM (7zANx)

176 I don't know. Francis was spouting the "war is never the answer" crap a few days ago that didn't impress me.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 03:55 PM (7zANx)

177 Oh hell that's awesome - Nobel prize trolling Obama ... guess they would like to have it back

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 03:56 PM (WjS9o)

178 Where's everyone? I need to have people feverishly commenting constantly. This is too slow, people. What's that? It's Friday night and I should get a life? Oh.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at September 06, 2013 03:56 PM (r+7wo)

179 Too good! Nice find. Not me, @MoxieMom found nobelprize.org and the upside-down empty chair. Very passive-aggressive. Almost Obamaesque.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 06, 2013 03:57 PM (xSegX)

180 Wow, the weather girl for ABC affiliate here in Montgomery has huge tatas. Ashley McDonald.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2013 03:58 PM (45N4D)

181 >163 Jones in Co, Do you think the Iranians are sitting to the side of the Russians?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 07:51 PM (YkURk)



aw hell I don't know- all's I know is, we got subs, Ivan's got subs

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

182 Give 'em a sky hook™, Barack!

Posted by: Kaboom Abdul Jabbar at September 06, 2013 03:59 PM (pxDth)

183 Syria isn't the Saudi's only pipeline option.  They could go through Jordan, Lebanon, over to the Sinai peninsula, even through Israel etc.  Whoever wins this civil war should be amenable to taking Saudi money after its all over.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 04:00 PM (9MLX+)

184 All I know about sub warfare comes from old war movies and Tom Clancy novels

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:00 PM (8sCoq)

185 Why would a Canadian actor have an American flag on his coffin? Link in nic.

Posted by: Adam at September 06, 2013 04:01 PM (Aif/5)

186 One ping, and one ping only Vasily.

Posted by: Kaboom Connery at September 06, 2013 04:02 PM (pxDth)

187 If you look in the sidebar at the video of the twerking fail/accident, one of the videos linked in that one's sidebar is an interview with Ann Barnhardt about Syria, WW 3, and a collapsing US economy from user FinanceAndLiberty.

Check it out.

Posted by: The Truffle Shuffle at September 06, 2013 04:03 PM (2x1J+)

188 @167 EC- Do you think the Chinese also have subs in the area? The Chinese told  O that there was no military solution. If the Chinese moved subs in they don't have a high profile, but a threat to us all the same?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 04:04 PM (YkURk)

189 This shit is serious, I'm going to stop checking out the Chive, well 'cept for the funny stuff and the hotties

Posted by: the square paper clip at September 06, 2013 04:05 PM (DWF95)

190 188 @167 EC- Do you think the Chinese also have subs in the area? The Chinese told O that there was no military solution.If the Chinesemoved subs in they don't have a high profile, but a threat to us all the same? Maybe. Subs are always considered a threat. No matter whose they are.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:05 PM (doBIb)

191 Adam, that looks like the Stars and Stripes to me.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:06 PM (doBIb)

192 Robin Thicke: "Asked about the racy content of the video, Thicke responded: "We tried to do everything that was taboo. Bestiality, drug injections, and everything that is completely derogatory towards women. Because all three of us are happily married with children, we were like, 'We're the perfect guys to make fun of this.' People say, 'Hey, do you think this is degrading to women?' I'm like, 'Of course it is. What a pleasure it is to degrade a woman. I've never gotten to do that before. I've always respected women.'" (From the earlier Ave post) I'm happily married; I can do anything and the little woman doesn't mind. Yeah, he's a real prince

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2013 04:06 PM (DjFMZ)

193 It was not that Glee actor, so I'm not sure what's up.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:07 PM (doBIb)

194 Not me, @MoxieMom found nobelprize.org and the upside-down empty chair. Drudge has got to use that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 04:07 PM (FcR7P)

195 Hello, there's probably more subs in the Mediterranean right now than at a Quizno' s convention.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 06, 2013 04:07 PM (pxDth)

196 Cause you DO NOT do a video degrading women unless you can and you want to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2013 04:08 PM (DjFMZ)

197 And suck it, Obama Trebek!

Posted by: a different kaboom connery at September 06, 2013 04:09 PM (7zANx)

198 >Drudge has got to use that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 08:07 PM (FcR7P)]



sent it to him as a 'tip'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

199 looks like the Stars and Stripes to me. ------- It is, it's a picture of a widow grieving over a husband lost in Afghanistan. But many of our fellow fine citizens think its a picture of the chick from Glee mourning her OD'd Glee fiancé. Who was Canadian.

Posted by: Adam at September 06, 2013 04:10 PM (Aif/5)

200 @195 Seamus- Thanks for the laugh- you brought the funny.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2013 04:11 PM (YkURk)

201 Alright! I'm dominating the news cycle again!

Posted by: President Obomber at September 06, 2013 04:11 PM (7zANx)

202 It is, it's a picture of a widow grieving over a husband lost in Afghanistan. But many of our fellow fine citizens think its a picture of the chick from Glee mourning her OD'd Glee fiancé. Who was Canadian. Yep, I realized what you were saying after I hit post. Someone took that pic and ran with it.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:13 PM (doBIb)

203 I don't know EC, teh stoopid just got on my nerves. The first thing I thought when I saw the pic was why would an actor have a flag draped coffin? Then I thought wait wasn't he Canadian?

Posted by: Adam at September 06, 2013 04:15 PM (Aif/5)

204 How do you spot a Kaboomer, other than the downcast glance as they walk, or the overcompensation that inevitably leads to a cascade of failures until the Kaboomer fizzles back into the obscurity he or she was destined for?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:17 PM (/9IC1)

205 @80 Did he walk into a plastic surgeonÂ’s office and say,
“Doc, I look like Lurch. Can you help me?”

The Plastic Surgeon. If you've never seen this before, you'll see it later.
In a nightmare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3vnFHHEye4

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 06, 2013 04:18 PM (JNUY4)

206 I don't know EC, teh stoopid just got on my nerves. The first thing I thought when I saw the pic was why would an actor have a flag draped coffin? Then I thought wait wasn't he Canadian? Some people don't think too hard abou stuff. Kinda like that pic of Obama shooting a shotgun saying he was skeet shooting. Bullshit. He was just shooting it downrange.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:18 PM (doBIb)

207 I don't know. Francis was spouting the "war is never the answer" crap a few days ago that didn't impress me.

Posted by: andycanuck

What were you hoping for? That he would tear his cassock off, whip out twin Bowies, slice an X on his chest and yell "LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 04:18 PM (KDq5l)

208 Yeah. And he died in Vancouver, B.C.

And I wasn't going to bother commenting at the site but that's why the Bush administrations banned coffin photos for the families' sake.

Posted by: President Obomber at September 06, 2013 04:19 PM (7zANx)

209 shooting rockets to the moon tonight

http://www.space.com/22631-nasa-moon-probe-ladee-launch-webcasts.html

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:19 PM (8sCoq)

210 How do you spot a Kaboomer Shuffling gait and the limp handshake because they know they've already failed at life.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:19 PM (doBIb)

211 >I don't know. Francis was spouting the "war is never the answer" crap a few days ago that didn't impress me.


Popes, am I right? Whaddya gonna do.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:20 PM (8sCoq)

212 Not an "X"; a cross.

Posted by: President Obomber at September 06, 2013 04:20 PM (7zANx)

213 >>>> All I know about sub warfare comes from old war movies and Tom Clancy novels<<<<<

There is a WWI German documentary on youtube that details a cruise on the u-35 under command of Lothar von Arnauld de la Perier (the most successful submarine and submarine commander-in terms of tonage sent to the bottom-in history). They sank most of their targets with the deck gun or a TNT scuttling charge. It is a pretty interesting 20 minutes or so.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 04:21 PM (E3gqr)

214 Oops. Warmongering pro-al Qaeda sock off.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 04:22 PM (7zANx)

215 What were you hoping for? That he would tear his cassock off, whip out twin Bowies, slice an X on his chest and yell "LET'S DO THIS SHIT!" I dunno.... I half expected him to kneel down and rub his hands in some dirt like General Maximus did in Gladiator right before he's about to unleash hell. You know someone's about to die when he does that!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:22 PM (doBIb)

216 half expected him to kneel down and rub his hands in some dirt like General Maximus did in Gladiator right before he's about to unleash hell. You know someone's about to die when he does that! Posted by: EC ----------------------------- Greatest movie of all time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 04:25 PM (4Mv1T)

217 TR!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:26 PM (doBIb)

218 Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Posted by: pope francis, maybe at September 06, 2013 04:26 PM (7zANx)

219 TV characters who were probably Kaboomers;

George Costanza
Al Bundy
Leonard Hofstadter
Ross Geller
Eric Foreman

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:28 PM (/9IC1)

220 On my signal, unleash hell.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:29 PM (doBIb)

221 EC and fellow members of the brain trust, good evening.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 04:29 PM (4Mv1T)

222 How can you spot an extroverted Kaboom kid? He's the one staring morosely down at someone else's shoes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 06, 2013 04:30 PM (pxDth)

223 Apparently Jugears couldn't see that his Red Line was somewhere under water in the middle of his Shark Jump.

Hopefully when the record is finally sorted out we'll be able to look back on this Foreign Policy Elevator Fart as "Much Doo Doo About Nothing".

Posted by: ontherocks at September 06, 2013 04:30 PM (FzkK/)

224 210 How do you spot a Kaboomer

Shuffling gait and the limp handshake because they know they've already failed at life.
Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (doBIb)
I think I am a Kababy Kaboomer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 04:31 PM (74gkr)

225 Red Skelton was DEFINITELY a Kaboomer.

Posted by: And May God Bless at September 06, 2013 04:31 PM (nbGZj)

226 207---What were you hoping for? That he would tear his cassock off, whip out twin Bowies, slice an X on his chest and yell "LET'S DO THIS SHIT!" Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (KDq5l) ---------------- Heh. Heh, heh. HA HA HA HA ............. Good one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 04:31 PM (C8mVl)

227 Kinda like that pic of Obama shooting a shotgun saying he was skeet shooting. Bullshit. He was just shooting it downrange. Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM

Putin knows how to handle the hardware

http://tinyurl.com/kc2x7on

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:32 PM (/9IC1)

228 162 Cthulu.

Posted by: Just when you rhought it was safe to go into the water.. at September 06, 2013 04:33 PM (feNJ2)

229

Evening horde!! Another hot day in paradise here!

 

I am happy to see that captain ass hats resolution to use force in Syria seems to be in dire straits! One can only hope.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 04:34 PM (Ryac4)

230 Putin knows how to handle the hardware PP2000!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:34 PM (doBIb)

231 210 How do you spot a Kaboomer Shuffling gait and the limp handshake because they know they've already failed at life. Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (doBIb) AoSHQ weekly comment list.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 04:34 PM (AO9UG)

232 I think I am a Kababy Kaboomer. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (74gkr) **** Nice!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 06, 2013 04:34 PM (pxDth)

233 224 --- I think I am a Kababy Kaboomer. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (74gkr) ----------------- Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 04:35 PM (C8mVl)

234 Theme Song of the Kaboomer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhFSmAoGhhc

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:35 PM (/9IC1)

235 227 Kinda like that pic of Obama shooting a shotgun saying he was skeet shooting. Bullshit. He was just shooting it downrange. ----------- Bitch please! http://tinyurl.com/aeaz49a

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 06, 2013 04:36 PM (Aif/5)

236 231 210 How do you spot a Kaboomer Shuffling gait and the limp handshake because they know they've already failed at life. Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (doBIb) AoSHQ weekly comment list. GAH!!!!!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:36 PM (doBIb)

237 I suspect that 'The Top 14 Super-Principled Anti-War Celebutards We Haven't Heard From Since 2009' were beamed back to their Heaven's Gate space ship.

Posted by: Calypso Louie at September 06, 2013 04:37 PM (nbGZj)

238 50 Sarah McLachlan did the background music for the Kaboom post . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 06, 2013 06:59 PM

No ... Radiohead

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:37 PM (/9IC1)

239

Kinda like that pic of Obama shooting a shotgun saying he was skeet shooting. Bullshit. He was just shooting it downrange.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM

Putin knows how to handle the hardware

http://tinyurl.com/kc2x7on

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 08:32 PM (/9IC1)

---------------

 

So does the Queen of England.

http://tinyurl.com/mhnuo22

 

Posted by: junior at September 06, 2013 04:37 PM (UWFpX)

240 I think it obvious that Kerry's face is a chemical weapons storage bunker.

If you look closely you can see something that looks like a pair of eyes peering out from carefully hidden gun emplacements.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 06, 2013 04:37 PM (FzkK/)

241 Justice and Eric Holder: A Michael Ramirez cartoon: http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2013 04:38 PM (DjFMZ)

242 I was sad to see Bonnie Raitt standing in the protest lines, next to Danny Glover. I've been very worried about her too, because like all the other celebs in the list we haven't heard from Bonnie since January, 2009. Maybe a milk carton picture would help.

Posted by: MTF at September 06, 2013 04:39 PM (qf2kI)

243 We never had Kaboom cereal in my house when I was a kid. Or maybe we did and the memories are just repressed via some sort of hysterical amnesia. I could get hypnotized to try and find out. Nah, better not.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 04:39 PM (AO9UG)

244 Socks off. See you later.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 04:40 PM (7zANx)

245
Putin knows how to handle the hardware

He sure handled my hardware!

Posted by: King Barack at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (74gkr)

246 230 Putin knows how to handle the hardware


PP2000!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM

What are the specs on that gun?

It looks like it can turn you to hamburger at close range. And Putin looks like he'd do it and then order a 1/2 pound cheeseburger


Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (/9IC1)

247

"17 Wow, the weather girl for ABC affiliate here in Montgomery has huge tatas."

 

 

 

 

She stuffed her bra with Kaboom!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (DHQv9)

248 I'm so sorry to see all these young men lined up outside my office, who today are simply looking for some of the free candy I've promised them but may someday soon be forced into going to Syria to spread peace. Perhaps, before they go, I can give them some happy memory.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (qf2kI)

249 41 History has once again jiu-jitsued the American Left to the mat. Encourage them to evade your technique, into a concrete pillar. The mat is for training beginners.

Posted by: Henry Okazaki [/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (fRHUc)

250 I now have a C'apn Crunch hoard. Ten boxes. Only $1.50 a pop this week at Kroger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 04:41 PM (0axsw)

251 You're getting very sleepy, eman. Very, very sleepy. Your eyes are closing.... What is your SSN#, and your mother's maiden name?

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:42 PM (doBIb)

252

"Lt. Col. Gordon Tall: It's never necessary to tell me that you think I'm right. We'll just... assume it. "  -- The Thin Red Line.

...and President Obama

Posted by: Levin at September 06, 2013 04:42 PM (cQ4Va)

253 Unsock

Posted by: phunctor [/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 04:43 PM (fRHUc)

254 Conservatives attacking me is just racist, but liberals attacking me ... that's where I draw the line.  And I didn't say that, everybody else did.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 06, 2013 04:43 PM (HCniJ)

255 What are the specs on that gun? Fires 9mm and a +P+ version of it that can defeat body armour.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:43 PM (doBIb)

256 Tall was over Under at Macho Grande?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 04:43 PM (0axsw)

257 Wow, that was a masterful performance today by the CinC, wasn't it? Putin probably was shaking in his boots. Assad too. Man, I'd hate to be on the wrong side of the God-King.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at September 06, 2013 04:44 PM (qf2kI)

258 another Kaboom product

http://is.gd/9DCf6C

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:44 PM (8sCoq)

259 We might have some diesel-electric problems.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 04:44 PM (t78RA)

260 Why, this Obama fellow is quite the warmonger isn't he.


Someone should give him a prize.


What?

Posted by: Nobel Peace Prize Committee at September 06, 2013 04:45 PM (Ojgjr)

261 Doesn't that dead mouth breathing parasite Billy Mays hawk Kaboom?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 04:45 PM (0axsw)

262 We might have some diesel-electric problems. They have to come up sooner or later.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:45 PM (doBIb)

263 I watched the Awesome Pawsome documentary years ago.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (9XBK2)

264 The truly infuriating thing is that I think that Obama and Jarett to some extent truly believe they are one "great speech" away from solving this whole Syria dilemma.

Posted by: Boone at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (knaCJ)

265 If Syria is out, I'd like to suggest Iceland. Hundreds of years ago they were all Vikings. Rape, pillage, and rape, full-time, all the time; Bomb those suckas!

Posted by: John McVain at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (qf2kI)

266 251 You're getting very sleepy, eman. Very, very sleepy. Your eyes are closing.... What is your SSN#, and your mother's maiden name? Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 08:42 PM (doBIb) Nice try, Kaboom dealer. That's right, I'm calling you out. You sold Kaboom to kids.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (AO9UG)

267 Dire Straits? Mark Knopfler, a terrific musician: Money for Nothing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPjxz4LGak And yes, we are in dire straits with these clowns in the WH over Syria. I just thought I'd like to post some Dire Straits. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (DjFMZ)

268 Aw, geez. I had just sat myself down on the couch to settle in for a night of watching a cheesy scary movie dvd when I made the mistake of looking at the headline to the thread before this. Iran would cast them loose?! Iran? Someone in a previous thread said that a retarded child could do a better job than TFG. My f**king beagle has a better understanding of foreign affairs than TFG. Every person who voted for that dick should be on their knees begging us for forgiveness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 04:46 PM (DpI6K)

269 It's a cereal!

It's a bathroom cleanser!

http://is.gd/ddGVyX

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 04:47 PM (8sCoq)

270 They have to come up sooner or later.

OMFG, that's President HistoricFirst™'s strategy in drawing this whole thing out?

Brilliant.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 04:47 PM (t78RA)

271 That's right, I'm calling you out. You sold Kaboom to kids. Ace's mom was my best customer.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:48 PM (doBIb)

272 Relatedly, has anyone as hailed as a great orator as Obama is, ever gotten his country into war by putting his foot in his mouth?

Posted by: Boone at September 06, 2013 04:49 PM (knaCJ)

273 8 Nancy will explain we need to blow up Syria to save it.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 06:43 PM (D+lxs)

 

 

 

We won't know what's in it till we blow it up.

Posted by: Guido 'Boom boom' at September 06, 2013 04:49 PM (JvtXj)

274 Beagle/Cruz. 2016

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 06, 2013 04:50 PM (lPUa1)

275
257 Wow, that was a masterful performance today by the CinC, wasn't it? Putin probably was shaking in his boots. Assad too. Man, I'd hate to be on the wrong side of the God-King. - Posted by: Chuck Todd at September 06, 2013 08:44 PM (qf2kI)



I especially liked Barry's strategic use of the words "uuuuuh" "aaah" "uuuummm" and "doh".


That's some sage-like sophistry right there folks.


What a Master Orator! What a Master Statesman! What a Master Strategerist!


What a Master Baiter!

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 04:50 PM (Ojgjr)

276 We need to embrace the Kaboom Existence

It's not like we have a choice you know

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 04:50 PM (/9IC1)

277 "31 There is nothing cute about animals that will eat you.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 06:50 PM (NHMrq)"



You know, that is what I was trying to think about during the Samantha Powers thread.  She is not stupid.  She is delusional.  She is as delusional as that guy who made the movie about grizzly bears in Alaska and deluded himself into thinking that they were his friends.  His delusion led to his new friends eating him and he ended up as piles of grizzly bear shit.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 06, 2013 04:50 PM (31Nrp)

278 We need to embrace the Kaboom Existence It's not like we have a choice you know Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 08:50 PM (/9IC1) I hear they will serve Kaboom in the camps, so we've got that to look forward to.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:51 PM (doBIb)

279 There's a Kaboom kid across the aisle from me on this flight...normal ADHD sufferer.

Really tearing him up that I won't let him see my monitor...lol.  It's like he knows.  He's starting to bounce around in his seat and shake something fierce.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 04:54 PM (t78RA)

280 You just *know* that Barry has a staff of professionally paid crotch-sniffers whose sole job is to oooh and aaaah his turds before they sacredly flush them down the Prezidential Throne.


You just know he does.

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 04:54 PM (Ojgjr)

281 His delusion led to his new friends eating him and he ended up as piles of grizzly bear shit. I recycle.

Posted by: The Grizzly Bear at September 06, 2013 04:55 PM (FcR7P)

282 279 There's a Kaboom kid across the aisle from me on this flight...normal ADHD sufferer. Really tearing him up that I won't let him see my monitor...lol. It's like he knows. He's starting to bounce around in his seat and shake something fierce. Acute Kaboom withdrawal symptoms. He needs to mainline some molasses STAT!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:55 PM (doBIb)

283 My beagle's foreign policy would mainly consist of "got any food?" but still an improvement ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 04:56 PM (WjS9o)

284 Old motto: It's all downhill after first grade New motto: It's all downhill after Kaboom.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 06, 2013 04:56 PM (ON8W1)

285 >>>His delusion led to his new friends eating him and he ended up as piles of grizzly bear shit.<<<<

It always bothers me when Ace starts talking about how if a thing is true eventually people have to believe it. No they don't, and some people will even go so far as to get turned into bear shit to prove this point.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 04:57 PM (E3gqr)

286 283 My beagle's foreign policy would mainly consist of "got any food?" but still an improvement ... My lab's foreign policy is, "I'm gonna shit on your lawn."

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 04:58 PM (doBIb)

287 I suppose you Kaboomers don't have any sympathy for someone who dealt with the social consequences of home-made granola.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 04:58 PM (TR3DI)

288 In Australia, the poor kids eat Kaboomerang.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 06, 2013 04:59 PM (DHQv9)

289 287 I suppose you Kaboomers don't have any sympathy for someone who dealt with the social consequences of home-made granola. Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 08:58 PM (TR3DI) That got you 15 minutes of extra beat down time at school.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2013 05:00 PM (doBIb)

290

piano guy, the amount of historical revisionism I've seen recently over events that happened just a few years ago is truly amazing - history is just what they want it to be.  If you want to believe Bush wasn't approved by congress, you are just going to believe it - their religious impulse is deep ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 05:00 PM (WjS9o)

291 oooh and aaaah his turds before they sacredly flush them down the Prezidential Throne.

They're not flushed -- they're bronzed and handed out like gold stars in 2nd grade.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:00 PM (9MLX+)

292 Putin knows how to handle the hardware http://tinyurl.com/kc2x7on Posted by: kbdabear Plus, while TFG is out riding a girls' bike in mom jeans and a kid's bicycle helmet, Putin is bare-chested and riding a horse. Jugears just can't pull off macho.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 05:00 PM (DpI6K)

293 >>>My beagle's foreign policy would mainly consist of "got any food?" but still an improvement ...<<<

The crack whore that bums cigarettes in front of our courthouse would have a better foreign policy than Barry.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 06, 2013 05:00 PM (E3gqr)

294 279 There's a Kaboom kid across the aisle from me on this flight...normal ADHD sufferer.

Really tearing him up that I won't let him see my monitor...lol. It's like he knows. He's starting to bounce around in his seat and shake something fierce.

Posted by: akula51 at September 06, 2013 08:54 PM (t78RA)

 

 

I see a little evil on your face you may want to wipe off. lol.

Posted by: Guido 'Boom boom' at September 06, 2013 05:02 PM (JvtXj)

295 Watching 'Pain & Gain.' It isn't that bad.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:02 PM (6TV0b)

296 >>> That got you 15 minutes of extra beat down time at school. ...delivered by the Kaboom Kidz.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:03 PM (TR3DI)

297 295 Watching 'Pain & Gain.'

It isn't that bad.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (6TV0b)

 

 

Keep watching.  It gets worse, much worse.  Kaboom worse.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 05:05 PM (GgPam)

298 Hill Billy Blood Marathon tomorrow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:05 PM (0axsw)

299 Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 09:05 PM (GgPam) Shit. Really. I know it's corny as hell, but isn't it supposed to be?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:06 PM (6TV0b)

300 At the part where he baptizes him.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:07 PM (6TV0b)

301 comment shamelessly stolen from DC ---




"we have to start the war to find out what side we're on."

Posted by: jc at September 06, 2013 05:07 PM (i8c5b)

302 "lydia learns a valuable lesson about farm raised salmon." I finally figured out what this means. Lydia meets with the neo nazis at a restaurant and then starts bitching about the salmon she ordered being farm raised instead of wild and Todd's uncle shoots her.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 05:07 PM (NHMrq)

303 I see a little evil on your face you may want to wipe off.

I wonder if I can get to pornhub on a plane.  His guardian/beta male role model just went to the can.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:07 PM (t78RA)

304 Breitbart would've loved Kaboom.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 06, 2013 05:08 PM (n8LUb)

305 303 I see a little evil on your face you may want to wipe off.

I wonder if I can get to pornhub on a plane. His guardian/beta male role model just went to the can.

Posted by: akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (t78RA)

 

 

 

 

LOL!! that out to get 'em bouncing in the seat! You too.

Posted by: Guido 'Boom boom' at September 06, 2013 05:10 PM (JvtXj)

306 I now have a C'apn Crunch hoard. Ten boxes. Only $1.50 a pop this week at Kroger.
Posted by: Boss Moss
-----------------

Do they still put those little whistles in there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

307 The Red Line lies (or any other by that guy) won't matter. They won't mean squatkaboom because the WRONG people control the media/culture. The majority (52%?) see this crap sammich and salivate.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 06, 2013 05:11 PM (OONaw)

308 >>> Breitbart would've loved Kaboom He got Apple Jacks, Honeycomb & Frosted Flakes every day.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:11 PM (TR3DI)

309 Regardless of a teacher's political views, I resent being held captive as they lecture you on some off topic bullshit. Teach the fucking course and then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 05:11 PM (NHMrq)

310 No prizes. Only a Crunchathon Marathon on the back of the box.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:12 PM (0axsw)

311 I wonder what the odds are on both causing another/preventing another Columbine-style tragedy when I drop the comment bomb on him at the end of this flight and let him know I *was* talking about him the whole damned time.

Kaboom!

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:13 PM (t78RA)

312 Shit. Really. I know it's corny as hell, but isn't it supposed to be?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:06 PM (6TV0b)

 

 

Weird to know it's based on a true story.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 05:13 PM (GgPam)

313 Raise your hand if you know who Captain Crunch was, and the importance of the CC whistle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 05:13 PM (aDwsi)

314 Was playing some songs from Stevie Wonder's Innervisions album earlier today. It's interesting that he made his best music in his early twenties. Obamabot though he may be, he is very talented, or at least he was. On many of those early albums, he played almost all of the instruments. Compare him to the "talent" of today.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 06, 2013 05:13 PM (+rRuN)

315 Regardless of a teacher's political views, I resent being held captive as they lecture you on some off topic bullshit. Teach the fucking course and then shut the fuck up. Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
--------------

And..., you get to pay for it, as do taxpayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

316 His delusion led to his new friends eating him and he ended up as piles of grizzly bear shit.


Was that shit in the woods?


And am I Catholic?

Posted by: The Pope at September 06, 2013 05:15 PM (Ojgjr)

317 Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 09:13 PM (GgPam Seriously. Gonna have to check that out.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:15 PM (6TV0b)

318 Was playing some songs from Stevie Wonder's Innervisions album earlier today. It's interesting that he made his best music in his early twenties.

Obamabot though he may be, he is very talented, or at least he was. On many of those early albums, he played almost all of the instruments. Compare him to the "talent" of today. Posted by: baldilocks
--------------

I had a celeb encounter with him, at the Atlanta airport. He used the pay phone next to the one I was using.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

319 Haha, do I see the Pope has now joined the "punk bammy" team?  I can't believe how much I'm loving this.  Although I worry about the dogs, you don't think they'd let him actually kick the dogs, would they?

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

320 Is Higher Ground on that one?  I like that one, and the RHCP remake as well.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:16 PM (t78RA)

321 Pope Francis has said that a military strike will be futile and has asked all Catholics to pray and fast. If I fasted every time TFG did something stupid I'd be as thin as a super model.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 05:16 PM (DpI6K)

322 >>> Raise your hand if you know who Captain Crunch was, and the importance of the CC whistle. 2600, Baby!

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:16 PM (TR3DI)

323 So, there's a whole program of stuff left at the G20 Summit. Wonder how ol' Bammy's gonna do...

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 05:17 PM (FcR7P)

324 313 Raise your hand if you know who Captain Crunch was, and the importance of the CC whistle.Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 09:13 PM (aDwsi)
Was that a baby bosun whistle? Maybe like an Oscar Mayer wiener whistle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 05:17 PM (74gkr)

325 >>> I had a celeb encounter with him, at the Atlanta airport. He used the pay phone next to the one I was using. Did you wave?

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:18 PM (TR3DI)

326 Wikipedia has the Cap'n Crunch Whistle Guy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:18 PM (0axsw)

327 Panda bears shit large very hard avocado shaped turds. They look like it would hurt. Grizzly bears always seem to have a touch of diarrhea. Maybe it's because they eat only the fat and skin of salmon and throw the meat away? Anyway, it just squirts out. Sometimes violently...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 05:18 PM (NHMrq)

328 322 >>> Raise your hand if you know who Captain Crunch was, and the importance of the CC whistle.

2600, Baby!
Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 09:16 PM (TR3DI)

I should have remembered 2600Hz SF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 05:19 PM (74gkr)

329 How can I fast?I get low blood sugar crash when I skip lunch.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2013 05:19 PM (9XBK2)

330 I wonder if I could get one of them 30k coffins and have it play the "Brown Note" continuously.

Mythbusters disproved it iirc, which means it's more than likely actually real.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:21 PM (t78RA)

331 TFG has finally established a coalition, unfortunately its a coalition against him.  Conservatives, liberals, England, Germany, Israel, and the Pope.  He truly is a uniter that Mr. Hankey.

Posted by: McCool at September 06, 2013 05:21 PM (tzv2X)

332 lol fluffy

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 05:21 PM (WjS9o)

333 fasting . . . that doesn't include beer, right?

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 05:22 PM (8lmkt)

334 Someone should tell His Holiness that both sides are evil and are backed by evil.I only feel sorry for the Christians stuck there.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2013 05:23 PM (9XBK2)

335 Oh My, TFG has retreated to a bunker now

http://tinyurl.com/mm38ntd


A Hitler Downfall video cannot be far away.......


Posted by: McCool at September 06, 2013 05:24 PM (tzv2X)

336 Shit, all those times I called it a "meal in a bottle", I was just bullshitting myself?  Damn.  I may have been malnourished for a decade or two there.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:24 PM (t78RA)

337 I want to thank those morons that linked the How-to-cook-steak-in-iron-skillet videos a couple of weeks ago. I have made about 6 steaks so far in the oven and on the range top and it's great. Right now, I'm fat drunk and happy on t-bone and tequila.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 05:24 PM (QupBk)

338 phone-freaking...those were the days.

Free Kevin Mitnick!

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:24 PM (9MLX+)

339 Anyway, it just squirts out. Sometimes violently... Posted by: Jesse Pinkman ___ This is why we come to AoSHQ! The incisive commentary, the bleeding-edge information, and detailed large mammal defecation comparisons.

Posted by: mindful webworker, animal man at September 06, 2013 05:25 PM (U13jb)

340 Capt Crunch spawned a hacker hang out that persists to this day.

http://www.2600.com/

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:26 PM (9MLX+)

341
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You whores.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 06, 2013 05:27 PM (kdS6q)

342 +++ATDT,,3617171

Oh, those were the days.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:27 PM (t78RA)

343 Today you got blue pill/red pill, back then you had blue box, red box.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:28 PM (9MLX+)

344 >>> Free Kevin Mitnick! In every box of Corn Pops!

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:28 PM (TR3DI)

345 How do they herd all of those salmon back into the barn at the end of the day?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 06, 2013 05:29 PM (Dwehj)

346 Look the fuck out BHO is gunna put his big boy pants on and Bomb Syria Me? I'll just hoard ammo and booze till the dark times end

Posted by: the square paper clip at September 06, 2013 05:29 PM (DWF95)

347 My first modulator/demodulator was an acoustic coupler, yep.  1200 signal changes per second, which kicked the 300 baud guy down the hall's ass.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:29 PM (t78RA)

348 Posted by: McCool at September 06, 2013 09:24 PM (tzv2X) So much incompetence in one place can't be good for us.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:30 PM (6TV0b)

349 235 227 Kinda like that pic of Obama shooting a shotgun saying he was skeet shooting. Bullshit. He was just shooting it downrange. ----------- Bitch please! http://tinyurl.com/aeaz49a Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 06, 2013 08:36 PM (Aif/5) Props to QEII and did you notice that one of the Brit troops held an umbrella over her? That give that whole Marine-holding-an-umbrella-over-Obama scene some context. He wants to be treated like a monarch. He was saying, "I'm as good as you, Liz." Also, he is always looking for ways to insult the Brits. That's why he put his foot on the Resolute Desk, the desk being a gift to President Rutherford B. Hayes from Queen Victoria. The desk was made from parts of the HMS Resolute, an artic explorer.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 06, 2013 05:30 PM (cTgyY)

350 My lab's foreign policy is, "I'm gonna shit on your lawn." Posted by: EC --------------------------------------------- You know that's not true. A lab's policy is, "I'm gonna shit."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 05:31 PM (4Mv1T)

351 I had a celeb encounter with him, at the Atlanta airport. He used the pay phone next to the one I was using. Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 09:15 PM (aDwsi) Insert blind joke here.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 06, 2013 05:31 PM (cTgyY)

352 Speaking of grizzly bears...

A grizzly was taking a dump next to a tree when he saw a rabbit dropping pellets next to him

"Hey rabbit, does shit ever stick to your fur?"

The rabbit said no, it never did

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 05:31 PM (/9IC1)

353 Best modem ever -- the Intel 14400EX external.  It was only 14k baud, but super super reliable. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:32 PM (9MLX+)

354 Ace: The Kaboom cereal thing was brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 06, 2013 05:33 PM (CNfUp)

355 hash check

Posted by: yo bro! at September 06, 2013 05:33 PM (DWF95)

356 346 Look the fuck out

BHO is gunna put his big boy pants on and Bomb Syria




Correction: You mean his BIG Mommy Jeans.

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 05:33 PM (Ojgjr)

357 So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

Dew-spew.  Good thing this is a cheap USB keyboard...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:34 PM (9MLX+)

358 I remember when I thought the USRobotics 38.4 was the bees knees. You could almost internet with that speed demon.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 05:34 PM (QupBk)

359 V32bis, ftw.  14.4kbps and 28.8kbps were pretty nice until all this graphical horseshit came around...sigh.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:34 PM (t78RA)

360 327
Panda bears shit large very hard avocado shaped turds. They look like it would hurt.

Grizzly bears always seem to have a touch of diarrhea. Maybe it's because they eat only the fat and skin of salmon and throw the meat away? Anyway, it just squirts out. Sometimes violently...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 09:18 PM (NHMrq)

 

 

 

 

 

See its THIS kinda knowledge I come here for! Next work party I'm gonna find some fucking way to bring this up.

Posted by: Guido 'Boom boom' at September 06, 2013 05:35 PM (JvtXj)

361 My hash is different when I use my iPhone hotspot rather than my wifi.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 06, 2013 05:35 PM (cTgyY)

362 >>> Insert blind joke here. That's just crass.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:36 PM (TR3DI)

363 It cracks me up when you old folks start talking about vaudeville.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:36 PM (0axsw)

364 14.4/28.8 would probably still work OK with Lynx...which I use on occasion for particularly obnoxious sites

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 05:36 PM (9MLX+)

365 337 I want to thank those morons that linked the How-to-cook-steak-in-iron-skillet videos a couple of weeks ago. I have made about 6 steaks so far in the oven and on the range top and it's great. Right now, I'm fat drunk and happy on t-bone and tequila.



Don't forget to take a Grizzly-bear-esque shit in the woods later!

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (Ojgjr)

366 yo daddy

Posted by: snikker at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (rr0cL)

367 Cuteness is almost too much. http://tinyurl.com/yftcp66

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (6TV0b)

368 My hash is different depending on the strain.  Kinda digging the OGK straight trichromes atm.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (t78RA)

369 Is a bear Polish?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (0axsw)

370 362>>> Insert blind joke here.

That's just crass.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (TR3DI)

 

 

 

 

 

I agree.... but how does Helen Keller play the piano? 'By ear'....I denounce myself.

Posted by: Guido 'Boom boom' at September 06, 2013 05:37 PM (JvtXj)

371 >Grizzly bears always seem to have a touch of diarrhea. Maybe it's because they eat only the fat and skin of salmon and throw the meat away?


sometimes a tourist is good for a little roughage

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

372
327  Panda bears shit large very hard avocado shaped turds. They look like it would hurt.

Grizzly bears always seem to have a touch of diarrhea. Maybe it's because they eat only the fat and skin of salmon and throw the meat away? Anyway, it just squirts out. Sometimes violently...



Hey, thanks alot.

I didn't need to eat for the rest of the weekend anyway.

Posted by: Strife at September 06, 2013 05:39 PM (Ojgjr)

373 15m until touchdown....see y'all shortly.

Vape, vape, vape.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 06, 2013 05:39 PM (t78RA)

374 I was hoping to see if "Hoarders" is on tonite but my tv guide is at the bottom of a very large pile

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:39 PM (OksBo)

375 Why did the late Corey Haim slap that hospitalized boy?

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 06, 2013 05:40 PM (P0Jm7)

376 369 Is a bear Polish?



Why do you ask?

Posted by: Pope John Paul II at September 06, 2013 05:40 PM (Ojgjr)

377 def leppard?

Posted by: old school at September 06, 2013 05:40 PM (rr0cL)

378 374 ...of bags of feces, old food wrappers, and rejected ONT monologuies

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:41 PM (OksBo)

379

 

"they eat only the fat and skin of salmon and throw the meat
away?"

 

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Eric Cratman, Pining for The Colonel at September 06, 2013 05:41 PM (6rcHp)

380 Why did the late Corey Haim slap that hospitalized boy?

Because he talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 06, 2013 05:41 PM (Dwehj)

381 Maybe we should strike Syria after all: 19.20 Ruth Sherlock reports from Beirut that hundreds of Western peace activists, including those from Britain and the US, have volunteered to become "human shields" in government-held parts of Syria. Many of those volunteering to go to Syria also took part in the 'Human Shields' movement that travelled to Baghdad, initially to protect hospitals and schools, and later, key government infrastructure sites. Many of those volunteering to go to Syria also took part in the 'Human Shields' movement that travelled to Baghdad. http://goo.gl/G1MWqD

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 05:42 PM (NHMrq)

382

I see a red line and I want to take it back

 

 No allies anymore, I want to take it back

 

 I see Code Pink walk by dressed in their summer clothes

 

I have to turn my head until the darkness goes,...,

Posted by: Obama covers the Stones! at September 06, 2013 05:43 PM (R3gO3)

383
380 Why did the late Corey Haim slap that hospitalized boy?

Because he talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded.



Blurred Lines.

Posted by: Mr Thicke at September 06, 2013 05:43 PM (Ojgjr)

384 What was Bulldozer Pancake woman's name again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:44 PM (0axsw)

385 I saw the Traveling Human Shields open up for Sinead O'Connor. They were awesome.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 06, 2013 05:44 PM (Dwehj)

386 384 Rachel Corey

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:45 PM (OksBo)

387 Posted by: Obama covers the Stones! at September 06, 2013 09:43 PM (R3gO3)


Please to meet you!


Won't you guess my name?

Posted by: Sympathy For The .... at September 06, 2013 05:45 PM (Ojgjr)

388 384 What was Bulldozer Pancake woman's name again? Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:44 PM (0axsw) St. Rachel Corrie

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:45 PM (6TV0b)

389 381  That would have been awesome if after her report the newscaster had said "No shit, Sherlock"

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:46 PM (OksBo)

390 >>> hundreds of Western peace activists, ... have volunteered to become "human shields" in government-held parts of Syria. Please confiscate their passports when they depart.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:46 PM (TR3DI)

391 Great. The St. Pancake play is showing in Jerusalem.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 05:47 PM (6TV0b)

392 NY Times blames porn industry for drop in August job numbers

http://tinyurl.com/m3l2lb8

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 05:47 PM (/9IC1)

393 388  She was overly susceptible to flattery

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:47 PM (OksBo)

394 doom! I say doom The most senior leaders in DC are fukkin idiots! The beauracrats act as B-cats president 'throw's like a girl' will doom us run!

Posted by: old school at September 06, 2013 05:48 PM (rr0cL)

395 I Googled bulldozer pancake and Rachel Corries Wikipedia is the first result.
For reals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (0axsw)

396 362 >>> Insert blind joke here. That's just crass. Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (TR3DI) Heh.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (qYUT/)

397 No Flat Chicks, I've always said

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (OksBo)

398 ONT up

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (rr0cL)

399 >>> NY Times blames porn industry for drop in August job numbers That's Ace's theme lately, "trolling for hits"

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:52 PM (TR3DI)

400 364 14.4/28.8 would probably still work OK with Lynx...which I use on occasion for particularly obnoxious sites

Posted by: Purp at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (9MLX+)


A few months ago at work, I rescued a V.Everything 56k external modem mere hours away from its dumpster fate. I've got it sitting on my book shelf in the original shrink-wrapped box.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at September 06, 2013 05:54 PM (TCWb5)

401

392 NY Times blames porn industry for drop in August job numbers

 

 Well, there's precedent for that. FDR's New Deal policies didn't prolong the Depression - no, it dragged on because your grandpa was too busy drooling over Mae West's fun bags to get off his butt and look for a job.

Posted by: Donna V. at September 06, 2013 05:58 PM (R3gO3)

402

The Kaboom thread made me feel privileged. I grew up in a blue collar neighborhood and all our family cars were used Buicks, but I got Apple Jacks and Life. My mother didn't let me associate with the Kaboom kids.

 

 So there.

Posted by: Donna V. - A Special Snowflake at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (R3gO3)

403 >>>My mother didn't let me associate with the Kaboom kids.

you missed out.  We had dancing and thievery.

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2013 06:43 PM (/IWYB)

404 I liked the article about raising kids like it was the '80s; I've often thought about doing that should I ever have children. The '80s were a fun time for kids, imo.  I think it could last longer than two weeks, tho. Tasha Tudor raised her  children  in  the  '30s/'40s without electricity or water... on purpose! I've always admired that.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 07:22 PM (KL49F)

405 Wow.  Thanks.  In my mind, I've been equating Obama to the "I Didn't Do It Boy" for a while now.  It's nice to see someone else make the connection.

Posted by: Mook at September 06, 2013 07:49 PM (i/jQp)

406 His delusion led to his new friends eating him He and his girlfriend, both IIRC

Posted by: Fox2! at September 06, 2013 09:37 PM (XFTOV)

407

Mike Hammer @313, I have no idea who Captain Crunch was, or the other thing, but I do know that the co-inventor of the cereal makes some decent wine at his winery in Amador County, south of Lake Tahoe. 

 

He also helped invent pudding cups, and varios other iconic processed foods of the 70s.  Right now his petite syrah seems to be his best product.

 

Oh, and an Israeli veteran tank commander of the Six Day War, I believe.

 

I'd settle for any one of those three - make decent wine, co-invent a major consumer product, or skipper some armor in an Israeli war.

 

 

Posted by: non-purist at September 06, 2013 11:03 PM (afQnV)

408

Travel Warnings are issued when long-term, protracted conditions that make a country dangerous or unstable lead the State Department to recommend that Americans avoid or consider the risk of travel to that country. A Travel Warning is also issued when the U.S. Government's ability to assist American citizens is constrained due to the closure of an embassy or consulate or because of a drawdown of its staff. The countries listed below meet those criteria.

Pakistan   09/06/2013
Turkey    09/06/2013
Lebanon   09/06/2013
Iraq    09/05/2013
Algeria    08/23/2013
Afghanistan    08/23/2013
Egypt    08/15/2013
Haiti    08/13/2013
El Salvador   08/09/2013
Yemen   08/06/2013
Saudi Arabia   07/25/2013
Mali    07/18/2013
Niger    07/15/2013
Mexico   07/12/2013
Philippines    07/05/2013
Kenya    07/05/2013
Somalia    06/21/2013
Israel, the West Bank and Gaza    06/19/2013
Honduras   06/17/2013
Chad    06/11/2013
Libya    06/07/2013
Nigeria    06/03/2013
Iran    05/24/2013
Mauritania    05/21/2013
Cote d'Ivoire   05/16/2013
Eritrea    05/10/2013
Central African Republic    05/10/2013
Congo, Democratic Republic of the    04/24/2013
Burundi    04/22/2013
Sudan    04/16/2013
Colombia    04/11/2013
Republic of South Sudan   03/29/2013
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of    03/14/2013
Guinea    03/14/2013
Tunisia    03/13/2013
Syria    03/01/2013
http://tinyurl.com/6avbp



Posted by: question at September 07, 2013 12:42 AM (/b8+5)

409 That's quite a list there.

Posted by: question at September 07, 2013 12:42 AM (/b8+5)

Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2013 03:10 AM (zZbNF)

411 I'd like to write something intelligent about Syria, but all I have is the observation that that a woman absentmindedly eating a carrot is far sexier than twerking.

Posted by: dirks strewn at September 07, 2013 07:14 AM (n+DCP)

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