August 21, 2013

Is Amnesty Dead?
— DrewM

Amnesty is like the main character in a horror movie franchise. Every time you think it's dead there's someone who thinks they can squeeze a few more dollars out of another sequel and back it comes.

Still, there's growing feeling on the left and right that this round is over.

Conservative talk radio may not have killed amnesty this time around, but it definitely helped liberals realize theyÂ’ve already lost.

On Tuesday, House Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., said the following to conservative talk show host Hugh Hewitt:

In my opinion if you, after you have the borders secure and these enforcement mechanisms in place. If you were to do something, I would start first of all with children who were brought here illegally by their parents. TheyÂ’ve grown up here. TheyÂ’ve been educated here. They are ready to face the world and they have no documents. I think thereÂ’s a more compelling argument to be made for them. But, even for them, I would say that they get a legal status in the United States and not a pathway to citizenship that is created especially for them.

Follow the link and you'll see a number of liberal writers linked to who are realizing that the game is up this time.

Here's a taste of Josh Marhsall's take from TPM.

I get that it’s difficult for immigration reformers to see and accept the writing on the wall — that reform is likely dead in this Congress. … But pretending this isn’t the case is actually damaging the prospects of reform.

It makes all the tactical and strategic sense in the world to take this out of the confusing arcana of WashingtonÂ’s intentionally obfuscating procedural maze and put it back into the political realm where it belongs. In other words, stop pretending that the GOP HouseÂ’s hardening resolve to kill the Senate bill is going to change and take this whole question back to the people looking forward to the 2014 election.

Now, the GOP may still find a way to give into it's suicidal fascination with amnesty but preventing a quick vote in the House before the August recess was vitally important. When they come back it's going to be all about ObamaCare, the debt ceiling and the Continuing Resolution. The GOP is on the defensive with a good part of their base on those issues and what can be delivered. It really would be a suicide run to top off what will likely be unsatisfying endings on those issues with amnesty.

If amnesty dies it will be interesting to see how it plays out with the 2016 field. You'd have to think the pro-amnesty types are going to have to do some major re calibration of their positions. This would mark the 4th time the GOP base has stood firm on amnesty (2007, pushing McCain and Romney to the right in 08/12). Being to the left of the base on this creates a major hurdle to overcome for the Rubio and Ryans of the world.

So it's not dead, it may not even be resting but there are some hopeful signs. That of course means it's not time to let up but to double the pain. Go to town halls, write letters and keep the pressure on. Only an idiot would keep pushing amnesty at this point but they don't call the GOP "The Stupid Party" for nothing.

Posted by: DrewM at 05:29 AM | Comments (291)
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1 I'll believe Amnesty is dead when President Prissypants has an incoherent hissy fit about it in the Rose Garden. And even then it won't be dead.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:31 AM (D5hxK)

2 What difference does it make

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2013 05:31 AM (g2i/p)

3 They'll just rotate to gun control for a few days.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2013 05:32 AM (FcR7P)

4 I haven't felt so confident since the election of Scott Brown assured the death of Obamacare . . . .


Posted by: RoyalOil at August 21, 2013 05:32 AM (VjL9S)

5 Now, the GOP may still find a way to give into it's suicidal fascination with amnesty but preventing a quick vote in the House before the August recess was vitally important.

Maybe this is what I'll ask my Congressthing about this afternoon, if I can bail out of work early for his town hall meeting (which is actually at the town hall).

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 05:32 AM (/kI1Q)

6

What's depressing is that the GOP leadership won't have been against it because it's a lousy thing, but instead because they would have lost an election.

 

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:35 AM (tVWQB)

7 Why does some weird soundtrack play every time I get on AoS?

Posted by: jjo at August 21, 2013 05:36 AM (gWO5X)

8

Only an idiot would keep pushing amnesty at this point but they don't call the GOP "The Stupid Party" for nothing.

 

I accept your challenge sir!  Going full retard is my specialty.

Posted by: Teh Geee Ohhh Peee at August 21, 2013 05:38 AM (BrQrN)

9 If indeed it is dead in this round, we have to crush it, burn it, bury it, and then burn it again. Never ever let it see the light of day again. And after all that, get started on destroying it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 05:39 AM (9Xc5j)

10 7 Why does some weird soundtrack play every time I get on AoS? Posted by: jjo at August 21, 2013 09:36 AM (gWO5X) you are not a "premium" member are you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 21, 2013 05:39 AM (8JJ6O)

11 Wish I lived in a town with a hall.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 21, 2013 05:40 AM (PH+2B)

12 Border Fence is the nerdy glasses guy in the horror movie what goes "guys? guys? guys? H-hey stop messin' around" then gets all stabbed about 15 minutes in.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 05:41 AM (3ZtZW)

13 I was actually surprised that my representative (Sanford) actually sent out a letter that listed amnesty as a bad thing. As we all know, Sanford is pretty libertarian, and libertarians tend to be pretty cool with open borders. Maybe he just knows that amnesty doesn't play well in SC, and he's actually listening to the people who elected him. Crazier things have happened.

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 05:42 AM (UtRhK)

14 Liberalism...
It never dies
It never sleeps
It never gives up.

It just constantly pounds away at the supporting structures of civilization.
Most people look at the Grand Canyon, and see magnificent scenery.

I see what the effects of what water, over time can do to rock..
And I think "liberalism", is there nothing it can't wear down over time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2013 05:42 AM (SfGRU)

15 I get the feeling Obama will find a way to do this without Congress, such as with the recent influx of asylum seekers from Mexico.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 05:42 AM (UrtRh)

16
A Republican Dreamact and tossing out work visas like strip club fliers is amnesty, cause everybody gets to stay until the new Democratic House next year allows full-up Amnesty to speed through.

DC is telling you you won, when you really lost. It's like the car salesman telling saying you got a great deal.  That means you just got taken.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:43 AM (kdS6q)

17 It's like Drew hosts the AoSHQ morning show.  Complete with Mario-style angry sun icon.

Posted by: Austin in TX at August 21, 2013 05:43 AM (lKVc4)

18 "An Amnesty away team?  Awesome, I'm in...hey, anyone seen my red shirt?"

Posted by: Ensign Border Fence at August 21, 2013 05:44 AM (BrQrN)

19 Enforcing the Border is the first big dramatic female victim killing, with screams and blood and gore. Nobody else realises she's dead though.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 05:44 AM (3ZtZW)

20

Amnesty was killed

By Obamacare waivers.

Can't trust Obama.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at August 21, 2013 05:45 AM (bIy5N)

21 Uh-huh. Yup, it's dead all right. Another "victory" for Our Side!!11!!!

Until they pull the political sheet over the elective career bodies of Choom Boy (a/k/a Mr Executive Order), Reid, Pelosi, Bitch McConnell, Rubio, McCain, Graham and the rest of the "we need Sensible Immigration Reform" brigade, this sore will continue to fester, no matter what rags like the WaEx say.

I see this as a Squirrels and Shiny Stuff distraction like Weiner and Filner. We'll all be celebrating the demise of amnesty while Our Betters wrap it in a different cloak and slide it through.

The apologists and enablers of the screwed-up right disgust me almost as much as the dream-stupefied loons of the left. We should know better, but we don't.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2013 05:45 AM (kaGpp)

22

"Hey guys, where did Enforcing the Border go? Anybody know?"

 

"Man, you're all about Enforcing the Border. You got the hots for her?"

 

"Oh, c'mon dude"

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 05:47 AM (3ZtZW)

23 Excellent call Captain.  We should definitely lay down our weapons and negotiate with the Demulans.  They've proven extremely trustworthy in the past.

Posted by: Ensign Border Fence at August 21, 2013 05:48 AM (BrQrN)

24 Thanks for the Nood rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 05:48 AM (XIxXP)

25 I would rather see the Conservative types handle Amnesty in a manner taken from the Democrat playbook:

"OK, you want amnesty? Tell you what; first we reinforce the border and protect this country from invaders. Then we enforce the laws that are on the books. Once both of those are handled as separate issues then maybe we promise to think about amnesty for five minutes on some randomly chosen Tuesday."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 21, 2013 05:48 AM (U+O64)

26 This is OT, but what the hell are Troy people thinking?

Troy Industries hires anti-gun, cowardly political hack Jody Weis as an instructor

http://tinyurl.com/m34fx3p

Are they trying to go out of business?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 21, 2013 05:52 AM (MnSla)

27 Posted by: NR Pax at August 21, 2013 09:48 AM (U+O64) But what you don't seem to realize is that MSNBC would treat the GOP nasty, and that would be super mean. Cause, if the GOP takes up amnesty, then magical fairy farts come down and make everyone vote Republican again. Why don't you see?!

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 05:52 AM (UtRhK)

28 Amnesty is just sleeping!

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 05:54 AM (VndSC)

29 Laws Already on the Books is that old lady played by an actress like Betty White who gets a lot of cool lines but isn't really the focus of the horror movie. She doesn't get killed, and maybe has survived attacks from the Villain before and maybe she'll get threatened and all, but she's not the Star.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 05:54 AM (3ZtZW)

30 "Amnesty dead -  Senate RINOs   (BIRM)   hit hardest"

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 05:55 AM (VndSC)

31 Troy Industries hires anti-gun, cowardly political hack Jody Weis as an instructor


MagPul hiring Mark Kelly and Gabby Giffords!

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 05:55 AM (GQ8sn)

32 Why do the GOP House members keep insisting on walking down into the basement without turning on the lights?

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 05:56 AM (VndSC)

33 Instead of amnesty they should give the illegals citizenship vouchers so they'll create jobs and save money

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 05:57 AM (Rc23U)

34 The illegal alien is calling you from INSIDE your house!

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 05:58 AM (VndSC)

35 t-bird at August 21, 2013 09:32 AM (FcR7P) I believe its called a "pivot".

Posted by: Flyguy at August 21, 2013 05:58 AM (kZyv8)

36 1. There is no way the courts will ever allow this type "you're here legally but you can't ever become a citizen" legalization. If I were a judge, I probably wouldn't either since it opens up a whole can of worms on different class of citizenship/resident. 2. Liberals are fine with just doing the DREAM act. That's how they operate. One small step at a time. They worked for 100 years to nationaize health care. They didn't give up each time they failed. They kept pushing. It may not happen in 2013 or 2015 or 2025, but at some point full amnesty for every illegal will happen.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 21, 2013 05:58 AM (HDgX3)

37 Jwest hardest hit.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 05:59 AM (LI48c)

38 The GOP are like the Pau Reiser type character in Aliens. They say yes, they definitely want to eradicate the monsters/aliens, but they secretly want to capture them alive and use them. But this never would work, because no one can control the monsters/aliens, and the Paul Reiser dud is just a stupid businessman who ends up getting unceremoniously killed, but not before others die because of his stupidity.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 05:59 AM (UrtRh)

39  I think Michelle Malkin used to call it "Night of the Living Amnesty"....

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2013 06:00 AM (kMnHs)

40

>>>>It may not happen in 2013 or 2015 or 2025, but at some point full amnesty for every illegal will happen.

 

 

 

No problem.    By the time it is   ready  to happen,  we'll  have  run  out  of  money  for   FREE   SHIT,   and they'll   just    move  up  north to Canada.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (VndSC)

41 B Manning about to get sentenced. Hope he rots the rest of his miserable life away in prison

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (9Xc5j)

42 "Only an idiot would keep pushing amnesty at this point but they don't call the GOP "The Stupid Party" for nothing. " I have long said calling it the Stupid Party is wrong. Idiotic Party is much more appropriate.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (HDgX3)

43 In related news, Johnny McCain and Hillary Clinton endorse Al Jazeera to keep the campaign funds rolling in.  Video up after the call to prayer.

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (UzPAd)

44 I'll bet both my left nuts that there exists an AoS post circa 2009 titled "Is Obamacare Dead?"

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (NkM6s)

45

37 Jwest hardest hit.

 

What in the world are you talking about?

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (u2a4R)

46 Jwest hardest hit. Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 09:59 AM (LI48c) No shit, LOL. WTF happened to him. It's like he went off his meds.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (XIxXP)

47 And can a coblogger please remove the embed on the Truck thread from yesterday.  Its what's causing people to hear the loud autoplay audio on the front page.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:01 AM (LI48c)

48 No problem. By the time it is ready to happen, we'll have run out of money for FREE SHIT, and they'll just move up north to Canada. Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 10:01 AM (VndSC) ___________ We'll just tax the rich at 183% and have all the money in the world.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 21, 2013 06:02 AM (HDgX3)

49 The dueling concepts that the GOP lost in '12 because they didn't get very many latino/na votes so they should immediately rush for amnesty, was a hint that they are susceptible to the same cognitive dissonance that infects leftists' attempts at logic, and they therefore have nothing in common with Conservatives as we've long suspected.

Oh yeah, amnesty is JUST WHAT THE US NEEDS NOW.

Give me a fucking break with this horseshit.

And now with the Egyptian Army willing to clean house on the MB we need to reign them in?

These stupid pricks in the GOP siding with Jugears need a rotten tomato parade ASAP.   

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 06:02 AM (l0HgK)

50

Captain, after a full analysis of the relevant laws and proposed legislation, I predict with 52% certainty that supporting amnesty will result in a 1.2% increase in House seats, and a 2.3% increase in the Senate.

 

We'll  take Vulcan and the asteroid settlements, but certainly lose Earth.

Posted by: Commander National Review at August 21, 2013 06:03 AM (BrQrN)

51
For a different view of this "We're totes winning, guys!" argument:

Anti-immigration-reformÂ’s laid-back summer

Politico
https://tinyurl.com/mjcpn5u

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:03 AM (kdS6q)

52

"Only an idiot would keep pushing amnesty at this point but they don't call the GOP "The Stupid Party" for nothing.

 

 

I think it is the isolation and insulation provided by being in D.C. so much.  all of the people they hear and interact with are talking about how wonderful and necessary an amnesty must be that the inhabitants forget that there is another, larger world out there with a differing opinion.  And when they hear that differing opinion they get offended, wondering how someone could have a different opinion from that of the very smart people they interact with and hear everyday.  It would be wiser for them to get out of this little provincial town they are in more often and see the wiser world, but you know how hard it is to do that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen! Now with Oxidizers! at August 21, 2013 06:03 AM (hLRSq)

53 Damn thing's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 21, 2013 06:03 AM (/Crba)

54 13 I was actually surprised that my representative (Sanford) actually sent out a letter that listed amnesty as a bad thing.

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 09:42 AM (UtRhK) 


Sanford is my rep, too. I could have sworn that, shortly after his election to the house, he was babbling about supporting "a path to citizenship" for illegal migrants or some such shit. It would shock me if a representative would actually change his mind based upon the demands of his constituents. More likely, he's playing word games. Time will tell, I suppose.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at August 21, 2013 06:04 AM (TCWb5)

55 These stupid pricks in the GOP siding with Jugears need a rotten tomato parade ASAP. Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 10:02 AM (l0HgK) I don't know about the rest you. But no matter what happens, I will not forget anyof those squishy FKS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:04 AM (XIxXP)

56 And now with the Egyptian Army willing to clean house on the MB we need to reign them in? --- The useful idiots like Barky, Juan McSame, and Miss Lindsay have been trying to reign them in for a while now and have been told to fuck off. Has anyone of real substance tried to reign them in yet?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 21, 2013 06:04 AM (/Crba)

57 4 I haven't felt so confident since the election of Scott Brown assured the death of Obamacare . . . .

Yeah, I feel ya....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 21, 2013 06:05 AM (wtvvX)

58 I was actually surprised that my representative (Sanford) actually sent out a letter that listed amnesty as a bad thing. Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 09:42 AM (UtRhK) ______________ Amnesty: BAD Immigration "Reform": TOTALLY AWESOME That's how they play the game

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 21, 2013 06:05 AM (HDgX3)

59 #6 I do not require that representatives have the "correct thinking" on this,  as much as I care that they vote the way I want.

I cannot be the thought police for every issue. Furthermore,  we don't really know what any of them think - only what they say.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 21, 2013 06:05 AM (GoIUi)

60

>>>Has anyone of real substance tried to reign them in yet?

 

 

We have.

 

Hey, stop laughing.

Posted by: EU at August 21, 2013 06:05 AM (VndSC)

61 B Manning about to get sentenced. Hope he rots the rest of his miserable life away in prison Posted by: Nevergiveup

I think we should render him to Astan and deliver him to the families of some of our friends whom he outed.

Posted by: George W Bush! at August 21, 2013 06:08 AM (CMlD4)

62 We educate them ? That's a lie!!! Mexifornia , the DOR rate is 60%...

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at August 21, 2013 06:08 AM (3GuQx)

63 I think Michelle Malkin also always says: it's not over until the illegal alien wins (i.e. they just keep challenging deportation orders, etc.). Kinda like recall/recounts, it's never over until the Dem candidate wins.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 06:08 AM (UrtRh)

64 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 21, 2013 10:05 AM (HDgX3) I'm totes cool with reforming the current system, as long as every single person here illegally is deported and never allowed to apply. I don't think that's what the GOP wants to hear on their feedback cards, though.

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 06:08 AM (UtRhK)

65 you are not a "premium" member are you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 21, 2013 09:39 AM (8JJ6O)

 

 

-- Me neither, WTF is that shit?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 21, 2013 06:09 AM (R8hU8)

66 The issue of amnesty wont be dead before hundreds of busses full of illegals and their families regularly roll towards our southern borders for a few years.

Posted by: Gran'ma Liberty at August 21, 2013 06:10 AM (svF17)

67 I pined for the fjords once.


I got better.

Posted by: The Norweigan Fir at August 21, 2013 06:11 AM (XaDvF)

68

"...and see the wiser world..."

 

wiser, wider - either works for me

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen! Now with Oxidizers! at August 21, 2013 06:11 AM (hLRSq)

69 47 And can a coblogger please remove the embed on the Truck thread from yesterday. Its what's causing people to hear the loud autoplay audio on the front page. Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 10:01 AM (LI48c) Hey, suck it up, it could be Tainted love by Soft Cell.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:11 AM (XIxXP)

70 I'll bet both my left nuts that there exists an AoS post circa 2009 titled "Is Obamacare Dead?"  Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 10:01 AM

Probably one of Ace's lifts from Tepid Air where Poppin' Fresh yammers on about "optics" and how his pals "teh Generalissimo" and Jizz Shaw have deduced (from reading other blogs) that it doesn't have a chance. Because Tim Pawlenty!!11

Nothing hateful, discriminatory (against The Man) or good for terrorists and the Free Shit Army ever dies in the Age of Choom.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2013 06:11 AM (kaGpp)

71 " Me neither, WTF is that shit?"

The first rule of Premium Membership?

Don't talk about Premium Membership.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2013 06:13 AM (SfGRU)

72 Nuke it from space, etc.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 21, 2013 06:14 AM (naHyH)

73

" I would start first of all with children who were brought here illegally by their parents. TheyÂ’ve grown up here. TheyÂ’ve been educated here. They are ready to face the world and they have no documents. I think thereÂ’s a more compelling argument to be made for them. But, even for them, I would say that they get a legal status in the United States and not a pathway to citizenship that is created especially for them."

 

Goodlatte was speaking in English, so let me translate...

 

It's the position of the GOP that a new category of "permanent resident" status be created for (beginning with) children who were brought here by their illegal parents.  No new pathway for citizenship will be created especially for them, but there already a number of ways they can eventually get there.

 

This is what people have been calling "amnesty". 

 

This is a defensible position for the GOP and one most reasonable people will accept. 

 

This is the position most elected officials on the right will take when idiots stand up in townhall meetings yelling that we should "enforce the law" and kick in doors throughout the country, deporting every illegal regardless of circumstances.

 

 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 06:14 AM (u2a4R)

74 The GOP needs to start with LEGAL immigrants: the ones that actually followed the rules. There are 5 million of them, and its mind-boggling that both parties never mention them. Where are the legal immigrants at the town halls?

Posted by: Wendy at August 21, 2013 06:15 AM (KydDZ)

75 "...crush it, burn it, bury it and then burn it again. Drown it, stir it and then drown it again... to help prevent the burning times. But don't forget the Boy Scout motto in case even that doesn't work.

Posted by: Smokey Bear at August 21, 2013 06:15 AM (GhSTE)

76 We need moar amnesty to make Hillary a reality. So then the republicans can find another way to loose a national election.

Posted by: All the pretty girls at Wendy's at August 21, 2013 06:16 AM (rCS6C)

77
This is the position most elected officials on the right will take when idiots stand up in townhall meetings yelling that we should "enforce the law" and kick in doors throughout the country, deporting every illegal regardless of circumstances.

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 10:14 AM (u2a4R)

 

-- And your point is?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 21, 2013 06:17 AM (R8hU8)

78 Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 10:14 AM (u2a4R) -- And your point is?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 21, 2013 10:17 AM (R8hU

 

On the top of his head.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:18 AM (LI48c)

79 The GOP needs to start with LEGAL immigrants: the ones that actuallyfollowed the rules.There are 5 million of them, and its mind-boggling that both parties never mention them. Where are the legal immigrants at the town halls? Posted by: Wendy 

Start with the violent felon illegals, deport them, now.  The appellate process should start with a form, to be personally attested to at a US consulate abroad.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2013 06:18 AM (CMlD4)

80 Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 10:14 AM (u2a4R) Can't you see how that would get turned around? Yeah, it seems reasonable. We can't deport everybody, so let's give them some kind of legal status, but what we'd be effectively doing is creating a second class without any voting rights. Do you honestly believe that that situation wouldn't be used to further the amnesty call? "I've lived here for twenty years. I was granted legal status, but I am not a citizen. I have lived here longer than in Mexico, but I still have no say in how my new home country is run." Kicking down every door is unfeasible, but creating the incentive structure for people to self deport (self-denounce, etc.), and then try to enter the country through legal means.

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (UtRhK)

81

>>This is the position most elected officials on the right will take when idiots stand up in townhall meetings yelling that we should "enforce the law" and kick in doors throughout the country, deporting every illegal regardless of circumstances.

 

 

It's easier to tell that one guy to just STFU   and sit down.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (VndSC)

82
Poppin' Fresh yammers on .... that it doesn't have a chance.
Posted by: MrScribbler




Why not celebrate our triumphal victory with Duane “Generalissimo” Patterson and me on a seven-day cruise to Alaska?

Posted by: Ed Morrissey


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (kdS6q)

83 Here's my stupid question of the moment. I keep hearing these comments about the poor kids whose parents brought them here and how they have no documents. Well. Shouldn't they have the documents from the country whose citizenship they do hold? I mean, it's presented as if these kids are Tom Hanks in whatever that stupid movie was and that they have no citizenship at all. That cannot possibly be right. Sekrit to BC: nice sucking up in that post. You may have a brownie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (VtjlW)

84

Who says there is no good news anymore?  Which raises the following questions:

1) If we can stop amnesty under Comrade Barky, why couldnÂ’t we stop it under a President Killery or President Crazy Joe? 

2) WouldnÂ’t we be safer from amnesty under a Dem president than under a President Jeb or President Krispy-Kreme?

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (sugnf)

85 Reforming the Current System is the New Girl Reporter who is following the killer case which was closed years ago but she thinks there's a loose thread and has the intuition thing bothering her. The Editor keeps telling her to let it go and threatening to take her job if she won't drop it, then he makes sexual advances on her and she walks out of his office with a smart-ass reply.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (3ZtZW)

86 Meanwhile most illegal immigrants "living in the shadows" are likely not too interested in amnesty. Why give up their pseudo-citizenship plus status where they get all the benefits of citizenship while retaining special treatment. See VDH's numerous columns on how police, state regulators, etc. just ignore illegals when they break the law, defy building code, operate a business with out proper permits, etc. and instead focus their enforcement on the law-abiding citizens.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 06:19 AM (UrtRh)

87

When you evict deadbeat renters from a rental house, do you let them leave their kids behind?

 

 

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 06:20 AM (5ywfe)

88 Military Justice OT: Bradley Manning gets 35 years. Nidal Hasan rests the defense's case without calling witnesses.

Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 06:20 AM (RD7QR)

89

Amnesty is like the main character in a horror movie franchise. Every time you think it's dead there's someone who thinks they can squeeze a few more dollars out of another sequel and back it comes.

Still, there's growing feeling on the left and right that this round is over.

 

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 06:20 AM (zF6Iw)

90 Hope is a poison.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 21, 2013 06:21 AM (QCc6B)

91 35 years in prison for the little fag manning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:21 AM (9Xc5j)

92

>>>Why give up their pseudo-citizenship plus status where they get all the benefits of citizenship while retaining special treatment.

 

 

It's called Premium Membership.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 06:21 AM (VndSC)

93 Manning - 35 years.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:22 AM (fWAjv)

94 You know who this benefits? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 10:20 AM (zF6Iw) Hugh Hewitt?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:22 AM (XIxXP)

95 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS???  I'm kind of on the edge of my sanity as it is ...

Posted by: I have MS-NBC for that at August 21, 2013 06:22 AM (sq9q3)

96

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 09:48 AM (XIxXP)

 

Hey, OSP, I just sent you an e-mail with attachments.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 06:22 AM (zF6Iw)

97 35 years in prison for the little fag manning Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:21 AM (9Xc5j) Not enough.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:22 AM (XIxXP)

98

Creating and then granting legal status = amnesty.

 

No sale.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 06:23 AM (tVWQB)

99 Hey, OSP, I just sent you an e-mail with attachments. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 10:22 AM (zF6Iw) And I just sent you one back.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:23 AM (XIxXP)

100

35 years? 

 

I can live with that.  What's the story on parole in these types of cases?  How much of that time is  he going to have to serve? 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:23 AM (TOk1P)

101

35  years?

 

Lucky for him he didn't produce an anti-Islam YouTube video.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 06:24 AM (VndSC)

102 Not until I see the flies feasting on Rove's dead eyes will the Repuke obsession with shamnesty be done with.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 21, 2013 06:24 AM (NNBUe)

103 Question?: How many years will he actually serve?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:25 AM (9Xc5j)

104 Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 10:24 AM (VndSC) Yeah, that would have tacked on an extra year, plus most of his supporters would have abandoned him. And he'd be an actual enemy of the state.

Posted by: David at August 21, 2013 06:25 AM (UtRhK)

105 Sekrit to BC: nice sucking up in that post. You may have a brownie. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 21, 2013 10:19 AM (VtjlW) It fit with the post. And yes, sucking up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2013 06:25 AM (da5Wo)

106 95 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS??? I'm kind of on the edge of my sanity as it is ...

Posted by: I have MS-NBC for that at August 21, 2013 10:22 AM (sq9q3)

 

Its autoplaying audio from the video in the truck thread yesterday.  A coblogger should really remove the embed.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:25 AM (LI48c)

107 Manning should have walked.  You see, he released all those classified documents because he was bored.  Seriously you guys.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (GgPam)

108 Question?: How many years will he actually serve? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:25 AM (9Xc5j) Federal time, 35 is 35. I think, I'm almost positive.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (XIxXP)

109

95 -

 

It's new.  One of the features of the AoSHQ is  you never know how they're going to screw up the blog from one day to the next.

 

Incidentally, I didn't hear it last night on firefox.  Here at work, we use IE.  So I have to keep my volume waaaaay down.  Or else they might find out I'm not 100% committed to doing actual work. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (TOk1P)

110 103 Question?: How many years will he actually serve?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:25 AM (9Xc5j)


Somebody on Twitter said 12 years until he can get parole. And if it's on teh tweets it MUST be true!

Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (RD7QR)

111 1) If we can stop amnesty under Comrade Barky, why couldnÂ’t
we stop it under a President Killery or President Crazy Joe?

2) WouldnÂ’t we be safer from amnesty under a Dem president
than under a President Jeb or President Krispy-Kreme?

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 21, 2013 10:19 AM


Are you so used to the current state of affairs in which we spend too much time worrying about how much bad shit the "servants of the people" will heap on us that you'll settle for a permanent state of LOTE-ism?

There was a time -- believe it or not -- when the difference between "friends" and "enemies" was pretty well defined, and most of the latter were overseas and, when worse came to worst, could be put down by our strong military.

So the answer to both questions is, IMO, a big, fat resounding "NO!" In fact, "fuck no!"

America will be on the road to recovery when the Prophets of Choom and the squishy hack RINOs are sent to the showers for good. Or, better, to prison, where traitors belong.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (kaGpp)

112 I keep hearing these comments about the poor kids whose parents brought them here and how they have no documents. Well. Shouldn't they have the documents from the country whose citizenship they do hold?

And you can use those documents to get free shit (and other privileges not extended to citizens and legal residents, like tuition breaks), so what's the problem here?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 06:26 AM (/kI1Q)

113 35y might be enough of bait allow a foreign government who feared the ferocity of our Judaical System to consider an extradition request for "Jazz Hands"

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (CMlD4)

114

108 -

 

Thanks, I hope you are right. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (TOk1P)

115 Possible parole in 10 years? Fuck that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (9Xc5j)

116 Don't worry, the RNC will revive amnesty. They're smart like that.

Posted by: mare at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (A98Xu)

117

So, flame shield up, can we now give Bohner some credit?

No, the man is not perfect. Yes, there is allot to critizize.

But once again, the House, led by Boehner saves America from a terrible lib idea.

 

Posted by: Stone at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (4sMhD)

118 Deportation is a foolish remedy since if they want back in, they come back in.

You need to create circumstances that encourage them to deport themselves.
Then they won't come back.

I fully realize this will require authorities to enforce the laws to include more than just the LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, but then what the fuck are we paying them for anyway?

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 06:27 AM (l0HgK)

119

86  "Meanwhile most illegal immigrants "living in the shadows" are likely not too interested in amnesty. Why give up their pseudo-citizenship plus status where they get all the benefits of citizenship while retaining special treatment?"

 

Because if a comprehensive law is written properly, people who don't come forward and obtain legal resident status would be subject to a much easier and faster deportation. 

 

"Comprehensive" is a word that means the item encompasses more than just the primary item.  It means the law can makes things harder for illegals as well as giving them a legal way to live here.

 

 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 06:28 AM (u2a4R)

120 I can live with that. What's the story on parole in these types of cases? How much of that time is he going to have to serve? Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:23 AM (TOk1P) Could be out in ten.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:28 AM (fWAjv)

121 Question?: How many years will he actually serve?

He gets out January 19, 2017.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 06:28 AM (/kI1Q)

122 10 years till parole? shit I hope someone kills him in prison. Sorry that is how I feel. Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:28 AM (9Xc5j)

123 121 Question?: How many years will he actually serve?

He gets out January 19, 2017.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 10:28 AM (/kI1Q)


Yeah, didn't think of that but since it's military I guess it's within barky's power.

Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 06:29 AM (RD7QR)

124 One of the 3 asshole killers in Oklahoma tied to the crips and black power shit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:29 AM (9Xc5j)

125 Wait a minute, I thought fed time was fed time? Oh well, the squishy BS has hit the hardcore.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:29 AM (XIxXP)

126 124 One of the 3 asshole killers in Oklahoma tied to the crips and black power shit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:29 AM (9Xc5j)

 

But I thought they were all such good kids according to their parents.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:30 AM (LI48c)

127 Amnesty might be dead, but we need a law requiring Ace to wake up and create a post before noon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2013 06:30 AM (V1ZIU)

128

120 -

 

How is that possible?  I thought federal time means  you serve a minimum of something like 75% or whatever.  Really?  10?  That's just wrong. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:30 AM (TOk1P)

129 Manning - 35 years.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 10:22 AM (fWAjv)



Those numbers need to be reversed.


Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:30 AM (GQ8sn)

130 Manning - 35 years. Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 10:22 AM (fWAjv) Those numbers need to be reversed. Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn) Fuck the numbers, he needs a rope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:31 AM (9Xc5j)

131
You need to create circumstances that encourage them to deport themselves.
Posted by: ontherocks




Sorry, but the RNC declared self-deportation "horrific" last week.  That menu option is no longer available. Please make another selection.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:32 AM (kdS6q)

132 But I thought they were all such good kids according to their parents. Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 10:30 AM (LI48c) Traytables daddy was a crip too. It's a family thing, the black version of the Kiwanis.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:32 AM (XIxXP)

133

This is the position most elected officials on the right will take when idiots stand up in townhall meetings yelling that we should "enforce the law" and kick in doors throughout the country, deporting every illegal regardless of circumstances.


 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 10:14 AM (u2a4R)

 

You know, calling people who might be amenable to your ideas "idiots" might not be the best way to  persuade them, in my opinion.

 

Dickbreath.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 06:32 AM (zF6Iw)

134

>>>One of the 3 asshole killers in Oklahoma tied to the crips and black power shit.

 

OMG *that* good little boy? What has the world come to?

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 06:32 AM (3ZtZW)

135 Fuck the numbers, he needs a rope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:31 AM (9Xc5j)



He was never going to get the rope or a firing squad, unfortunately.  53 years to me, sounds like a good start.

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:33 AM (GQ8sn)

136

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (zF6Iw)

 

I never shoot without being shot at first.

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 06:33 AM (u2a4R)

137 Will he get to wear his wig and dress-up clothes?  He'd be a Leavenworth hit.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 21, 2013 06:33 AM (6xhLc)

138 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS??? Cardboard Membership Level resonance.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 06:34 AM (xorT2)

139 May be wrong about that 10 years. Got it from GP. I think OSP had it right upthread - Federal=No Parole.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:34 AM (fWAjv)

140 So comedy-site Cracked is running yet another hit piece on Orson Scott Card. And this isn't a new phenomenon. Cracked has been waging semi-regular jihad against Orson Scott Card since 2008. Their goal is to make Ender's Game fail at the box office I assume.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:34 AM (ZPrif)

141 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS??? Keep bitchin, Pixy will change it to "You light up me life."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (XIxXP)

142 137 Will he get to wear his wig and dress-up clothes? He'd be a Leavenworth hit.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 21, 2013 10:33 AM (6xhLc)


I'm thinking he doesn't enter general population or he'll be dead or somebody's bitch within a year.

Posted by: joncelli at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (RD7QR)

143 But don't forget the Boy Scout motto in case even that doesn't work.

"It's totally o.k. when the Scoutmaster climbs into your sleeping bag."

or

"What happens at Scoutcamp stays at Scoutcamp."

I don't see how the new Scouting mottoes apply here.

Posted by: Sir Baden Powell at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (XaDvF)

144 Keep bitchin, Pixy will change it to "You light up me life." Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM

You are an EVIL bastige, OSP!

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (kaGpp)

145

117 -

 

Why does he deserve credit?  For NOT allowing this to come to a vote?

 

When has the man ever articulated any kind of political philosophy that the right can defend?  What  does this say about the party?  You give the left the excuse to use the argument "you don't care about brown people." 

 

Boehner does nothing to fight against that perception.   And even if amnesty  does not pass before the '14 elections, he's arming the Dems with the ammunition they need to take back the majority. 

 

How  is he  your winner? 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (TOk1P)

146 Cracked hates Card cause he publicly opposes gay marriage. The Cracked have even said they love his books but he has to be destroyed to teach a lesson to others.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:35 AM (ZPrif)

147 OMG *that* good little boy? What has the world come to? Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 10:32 AM (3ZtZW) Cute that one of the savages sisters yelled at the cameraman that she would kill all of them if they don't get the cameras away.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:36 AM (fWAjv)

148 Stone, Please never vote again. Stick to the web.

Posted by: nip at August 21, 2013 06:36 AM (jI23+)

149 The guy's name has always bothered me.
Manning?

It should be Limping, or Sucking, or Whining.

It's like the Deputy WH Press Secretary JOSH EARNEST????!!! WTF?

They gotta a lotta nerve with that shit.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 06:36 AM (l0HgK)

150 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS???


It's that vine clip about the pickup truck going into a ravine, a few posts down.

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:36 AM (GQ8sn)

151

>>>Cracked has been waging semi-regular jihad against Orson Scott Card since 2008.

 

Why?

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 06:37 AM (3ZtZW)

152

Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 10:37 AM (3ZtZW)

 

--------

 

Because he has the "wrong"  political  opinions about a certain set of things the lib editors hold dear.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 06:39 AM (tVWQB)

153 Cracked has been waging semi-regular jihad against Orson Scott Card since 2008.

Why?

Because he publicly proclaimed his opposition to gay marriage.

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:39 AM (WmLrU)

154 151 He's against gay marriage.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 06:39 AM (9XBK2)

155 Cracked is to MAD what jerking off is to sex with Jennifer Lawrence.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2013 06:39 AM (7ObY1)

156

149 -

 

It's the one thing about him I don't mind.  Manning.  Ties him to Eli. 

 

That I like. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:39 AM (TOk1P)

157 Okay, I'm not a full-time moron but what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS???


--

It's Ace's brainwashing technique.  He just finished watching Halloween 3 : Season of the Witch. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2013 06:40 AM (XB5Ak)

158

Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 10:35 AM (ZPrif)

 

-------

 

And for more context - they also lionize Roger Ebert.

 

Last paean to Ebert I read there, well...my jaw just *dropped*.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 06:40 AM (tVWQB)

159 Cute that one of the savages sisters yelled at the cameraman that she would kill all of them if they don't get the cameras away.

Clearly the problem is that law-abiding adults are still allowed to purchase handguns.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 06:41 AM (/kI1Q)

160 Cracked is to MAD what jerking off is to sex with Jennifer Lawrence.


So?


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:41 AM (GQ8sn)

161 I think Card was supposed to do a run writing Superman for DC and some artists etc refused to work with him.DC has really gone full left lately.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 06:41 AM (9XBK2)

162 There are two GOP Senators who voted for amnesty who are up for re-election next year: Lindsey and Lamar!  They both have primary challengers and they both need to lose. 

State Rep. Joe Carr just announced against Lamar! and he is running primarily on the amnesty issue. 

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at August 21, 2013 06:41 AM (gAQAA)

163 It's Ace's brainwashing technique. He just finished watching Halloween 3 : Season of the Witch. --- Three more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Three more days to Halloween Silver Shamrock!

Posted by: Earworm at August 21, 2013 06:42 AM (/Crba)

164 Cracked writer Michael Swaim has been calling for a boycott of Card since 2008. Cause Swaim is pro-gay marriage and anybody opposed is as bad as the KKK and slave-owners. Those are Swaim's actual words. He literally says anybody who opposes gay marriage is morally the same as enslaving and lynching black people.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:42 AM (ZPrif)

165
what is that verdammt soundclip that keeps playing over and over when I bring up AoS???




"Clear your mind. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already. "


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:42 AM (kdS6q)

166

I'll believe it's dead when I can no longer smell the scent of its rotting corpse.   Till   then, it's still alive.

 

Though I would find it darkly comic if Rube-io    torpedoed his career for a big fat plate of nothing.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 06:43 AM (4df7R)

167 Cracked can go fuck themselves. Most of their hipster pop culture lists aren't even funny and the writers typically have no clue what the hell they're talking about. The joke of making old kids' shows or movies have twisted meanings is pretty heavily played out. Yet onward Cracked marches, telling us why Back to the Future was racist or something lame like that.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 21, 2013 06:43 AM (4yFKY)

168

>>>I think Card was supposed to do a run writing Superman for DC and some artists etc refused to work with him.DC has really gone full left lately.

 

Good to see we're making inroads with the popular culture.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 06:43 AM (3ZtZW)

169 Though I would find it darkly comic if Rube-io torpedoed his career for a big fat plate of nothing. --- Hey, they told me they wouldn't cum in my mouth!

Posted by: Marco the Rube-io at August 21, 2013 06:43 AM (/Crba)

170 Leftist causes never seem to completely die. They just go dormant for a while or morph into something else. The left is obsessed with its agenda and will never give up on any of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2013 06:44 AM (1Jaio)

171 Good to see we're making inroads with the popular culture.

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)


Irony:  Orson Scott Card is a card carrying democrat.



Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:44 AM (GQ8sn)

172

166 -

 

Think of  this  round of Amnesty as Friday the 13th  (or Saw, if that's more to your taste). 

 

He's appears to be dead.

 

There will be a sequel. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:45 AM (TOk1P)

173 171 Yep.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 06:45 AM (9XBK2)

174 Think of this round of Amnesty as Friday the 13th (or Saw, if that's more to your taste).

He's appears to be dead.

There will be a sequel.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:45 AM (TOk1P)



I want to play a game...


Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:45 AM (GQ8sn)

175 172
166 -

Think of this round of Amnesty as Friday the 13th (or Saw, if that's more to your taste).

He's appears to be dead.

There will be a sequel.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:45 AM (TOk1P)

 

Well really this was the sequel.  But like all horror movies they just keep coming back repeatedly.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (LI48c)

176 On the bright side, Manning could be the first homosexual felon to pop the marriage question to his cell mate on national television.  Unprecedented!

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (UzPAd)

177 The 41-year-old son of a prominent former IBM executive died after apparently choking on a piece of steak at an Upper East Side diner, sources said yesterday. Louis Gerstner III, whose 71-year-old father, Louis Gerstner Jr., is credited with rebuilding IBM into an immensely profitable business, started gagging on his food at the Lenox Hill Diner on Aug. 14. “He was alone. He was sitting at the counter,” said restaurant owner John Politidis, 49. “Without [warning], he just fell on his back. He fell hip first and then, after that, he hit his head.” The official cause of death is pending, officials said. Gerstner, whose father was named one of Forbes richest Americans in 2002, was a regular at the diner. The Princeton grad’s last meal was the $24.95 George’s Steak — a “16-ounce cut. Aged on premises. With natural sauce, grilled mushrooms, red onions” — that he washed down with “a couple of vodka drinks,” Politidis said. “He was fine. It was fine till the last moment, no signs or anything. He was just watching TV at the bar,” Politidis said. Well if you gotta go, that's the way to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (9Xc5j)

178 Yeah, DC hired Card and the liberal fascists organized a hate campaign against him. And DC caved and fired him. The other writers and artists on the project would have worked with him. But the progtards and gay mafia organized a successful pressure campaign. If you just search for news on Card, most of the media now refers to him as "anti-gay author Orson Scott Card". It's always "anti-gay writer Card says" and "anti-gay author Card writes". It was a very effective smear campaign.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (ZPrif)

179 Oh, and Card is #2 on the science fiction sales list on Kindle. So their boycott is a failure.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (4yFKY)

180 Halloween 3 was pretty good,had some originality.Though the bad guys plot was similar to the one in "Sticks" a short story by Karl Edward Wagner(in the story it succeeded though).

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 06:46 AM (9XBK2)

181 I Think gays, Lesbians, Transgenders and others should have priority for US Citizenship first because of how they were born.  This is not fair that they were born this way and should more to the front of the line to protect them.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 21, 2013 06:47 AM (90aTA)

182 Well if you gotta go, that's the way to go --- If I've got to go, I'd like it to be in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at August 21, 2013 06:47 AM (/Crba)

183

Only 35 years for manning?

 

He'll serve five.  MAYBE ten.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 06:49 AM (4df7R)

184 Oh, and the media just discovered an essay that Card wrote earlier this year where he likened Obama to Hitler. Their hate for him has just gone to 11.
http://tinyurl.com/l5x9m96

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 06:49 AM (UrtRh)

185 Thank you Andy

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 06:49 AM (LI48c)

186 The 41-year-old son of a prominent former IBM executive died after apparently choking on a piece of steak at an Upper East Side diner, sources said yesterday.

clearly NWO/Illuminati

Posted by: PrIsOn PlAneT !!11!!11!! at August 21, 2013 06:50 AM (EZl54)

187 There's not tons of money in the comics business. The writers are all hoping to break out into novels or, ideally, movies. Writers and artists have to do a lot of comic book conventions and crap to make a name for themselves. The anti-Card hate campaign used these events to pressure writers and artists into taking a public stand against Card and call him an anti-gay nazi KKK bigot, blah, blah, blah. A comic book only needs a few people -- a writer and a couple artists -- so DC could have still made it work, but they didn't want the negative PR with all their Batman, Superman, Justice League movies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:50 AM (ZPrif)

188

182 -

 

I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep.

 

Unlike the passengers in the car with him,  wide awake and screaming. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:50 AM (TOk1P)

189 Whatever the sound is, adblock plus must nuke it. Ahhh.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 21, 2013 06:51 AM (4p5/2)

190 Oh, and the media just discovered an essay that Card wrote earlier this year where he likened Obama to Hitler.

I like how Entertainment fucking Weekly used the term "mainstream media" like they're not part of it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 21, 2013 06:52 AM (/kI1Q)

191 I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in the car with him, wide awake and screaming. Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:50 AM (TOk1P) LMAO, i'm stealing that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:52 AM (XIxXP)

192 Outdoor Life put together some great (read idiotic) anti-2A quotes.  Teh stoopid, it burns!

http://tinyurl.com/nydjo6z

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 06:52 AM (L8r/r)

193 Their boycott is mainly meant to prevent him from getting even richer through Hollywood. They also want to get Ender's Game excluded from middle school and high school reading lists.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:53 AM (ZPrif)

194 If I've got to go, I'd like it to be in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.


Tell me when.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2013 06:53 AM (GQ8sn)

195

>>>gays, Lesbians, Transgenders and others should have priority for US Citizenship first because of how they were born.

 

As long as one of the parents is a US citizen, they're good to go

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 06:53 AM (3ZtZW)

196 I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep.

Unlike the passengers in the car with him, wide awake and screaming.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:50 AM (TOk1P)


LMAO, i'm stealing that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 10:52 AM (XIxXP)



Hehe....that's Emo Phillips.


Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:53 AM (GQ8sn)

197 Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 10:14 AM (u2a4R)


Perhaps that might be a persuasive strategy if there were a fence along the entire length of the southern border.  Yes, I know there are lots of problems with a fence but in a low trust environment, some physical evidence who's existence cannot be argued over would be a required first step.  The fact that the proponents of amnesty are adamantly opposed to creating this evidence of their good faith is a pretty good demonstration that there is no good faith on that side of the debate.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 21, 2013 06:54 AM (31Nrp)

198 Dang, there are school reading lists with Ender's Game? Now that would be cool. I had to read those kinds of books on my free time.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2013 06:54 AM (UrtRh)

199 Their boycott is mainly meant to prevent him from getting even richer through Hollywood. They also want to get Ender's Game excluded from middle school and high school reading lists.


Ender's Game is on the USMC's Commandant required reading list for junior enlisted.  Not going anywhere.

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:54 AM (GQ8sn)

200 The left and the gay mafia want everyone to be Neil Gaiman. Pro-gay leftist Brit who went from comic books to novels to movies. I like Gaiman's stuff. He's a good writer. So is Card.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 06:55 AM (ZPrif)

201 I like how Entertainment fucking Weekly used the term "mainstream media" like they're not part of it.

They are pushing the "controversial author" line just as hard an anyone else. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:55 AM (WmLrU)

202 Well if you gotta go, that's the way to go Choking on beef steak?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 06:55 AM (xorT2)

203 Geesh,if I ever choke in a diner I would hope somebody know's the damn Heimlich.It's not brain surgery.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 06:55 AM (9XBK2)

204 203 Geesh,if I ever choke in a diner I would hope somebody know's the damn Heimlich.It's not brain surgery. Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 10:55 AM (9XBK2) If I ever choke to death in a diner, I hope the most memorable part of the report is me, not the description of my meal. That being said, it sounded yummy. Morning all!

Posted by: Ragamuffin at August 21, 2013 06:57 AM (fzFF6)

205 Geesh,if I ever choke in a diner I would hope somebody know's the damn Heimlich.It's not brain surgery. Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 10:55 AM (9XBK2) Used it on my daughter when she was 3. It works.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 06:57 AM (XIxXP)

206 When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 06:57 AM (ZPrif)

207 #112  It is my understanding that many do not have birth documents because 1.) They were home births in some village 2.) They were not baptized for whatever reason 3.) Getting a birth certificate in Mexico costs money.

After the fact birth certificates for them are going to be pretty near impossible.  My mother was an early birth (earlier than the accepted 7-9 months after the wedding) and was born in a relative's home and had NO birth certificate until she got a brain tumor and had to apply for disability at age 55.  My grandmother (much embarrassed and ashamed) had to file a sworn affidavit that she was indeed,  born in the city on a certain date. 

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 21, 2013 06:58 AM (GoIUi)

208 I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 06:58 AM (ZPrif)

209 So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 06:58 AM (ZPrif)

210 I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

Posted by: Emo Phillips at August 21, 2013 06:59 AM (/kI1Q)

211 Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 06:59 AM (ZPrif)

212 You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 07:00 AM (ZPrif)

213 OK, got stuff to do, later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 21, 2013 07:01 AM (XIxXP)

214

You look Slinky, I said to her at the top of the stairs.

 

 

My ex-wife, who shall remain nameless if I am ever alone at her tombstone with a sandblaster.

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 07:02 AM (LI48c)

215

>>>The 41-year-old son of a prominent former IBM executive died after
apparently choking on a piece of steak at an Upper East Side diner,
sources said yesterday.


 

PETA will find a way to use this for fundraising.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2013 07:02 AM (VndSC)

216

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 21, 2013 10:54 AM (31Nrp)

 

An additional argument for creating a legal status for foreign residents is that it provides a means for charging back the country of origin costs of education, healthcare, welfare, etc.

 

 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 07:03 AM (u2a4R)

217 For AlextheChick, some Pacific Rim action figures.
http://www.hlj.com/product/nec35811

Then the Predator went to DC but went away frustrated since no one there had spines.
http://www.hlj.com/product/col80001

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 07:03 AM (5VGZi)

218

Emo Phillips wife? Judy Tenuta.

 

You are a special flower

Posted by: Bigby's Gripping Hand at August 21, 2013 07:04 AM (3ZtZW)

219 I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: "Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?" And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

Posted by: Emo Philips at August 21, 2013 07:04 AM (ZPrif)

220 Smile of the day- Was outside arguing 2A with a coworker when two delivery guys heard our conversation and joined my side. Then one of the partners was walking by and got into it, pro 2A as well. You should have seen the twists of logic the anti was using. Still failing spectacularly though.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 07:05 AM (fWAjv)

221 An additional argument for creating a legal status for foreign residents is that it provides a means for charging back the country of origin costs of education, healthcare, welfare, etc. --- I'd think that anyone having a consular ID card for Mexico or some other country would already make that possible.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 21, 2013 07:05 AM (/Crba)

222 Choking on beef steak? Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 10:55 AM (xorT2) A little drunk chewing on a good steak is a hellava lot better than dying from cancer or senility.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 07:07 AM (9Xc5j)

223

Stone, never vote again

 

Some people on here are so closed minded. You hate the Speaker, I see that he has value, so you don't want me to vote?

Why waste a good conservative vote?

Do you only want people who agree with you 100% to vote? So we can lose elections 90% to 10%?

When has he ever stood up for conservative principles?

Some of you are acting like the Speaker is always caving to Obama and giving him 100% what he wants, when the opposite is true. Obama has gotten virtually nothing through since he came to power. And that's all he has the power to do.

You have to be realistic about your expectation.

He stopped Amnesty. He played hardball and actually got a bit of deficit reduction. He has killed all of Obama budgets and all Obama attempts at further stimulus.

I mean, what do you want the man to do? If you want see him spout red meat rhetoric, pull him up on cspan.

If you want him to magically make Obamacare disappear, or pull a miracle and make the tax code change, or get some e reform; you have to get real, he is not dealing with Bill, these things are not possible.

I know some of you are way to invested in doom a gloom, but the country isn gone yet.

Posted by: Stone at August 21, 2013 07:07 AM (4sMhD)

224 If I had to die on the floor I'd rather it be under a naked bimbo screaming her friggin' brains out.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 07:08 AM (l0HgK)

225 In many ways, Obama hurt the cause of Amnesty...errr...Immigration Reform, as he has any other legislative matter he might want in the next 3 years. His actions in unilaterally 'waiving' (i.e., changing) the employer mandate portion of ObamaCare give Republicans so much ammunition to say, "you know, we'd LOVE to pass some compromise legislation, but given Obama's despicable history about failing to enforce the law, we can't agree to border security in exchange for amnesty because, well, Obama lies and wouldn't enforce the first part of the law." Every single Republican should respond in such a manner with any proposal from Democrats (tax, environmental, immigration), and it would serve two functions. One, it would be a great excuse to do nothing (doing "something" always means giving Dems 90% while Republicans get 10%), and it would also force the media, in an oblique way, to cover the story of Obama jettisoning the Constitution by fiat.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at August 21, 2013 07:10 AM (y5bPZ)

226

An additional argument for creating a legal status for foreign residents is that it provides a means for charging back the country of origin costs of education, healthcare, welfare, etc.

What makes you think you'd ever collect? 

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 07:11 AM (DrWcr)

227 If I had to die on the floor I'd rather it be under a naked bimbo screaming her friggin' brains out. Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 11:08 AM (l0HgK) Yes, the good life

Posted by: Neslon Rockefeller at August 21, 2013 07:12 AM (9Xc5j)

228 Ender's Game is on the USMC's Commandant required reading list for junior enlisted. Not going anywhere.

The USMC is instituting straight-outta-college-campii "straight men are always guilty" sexual harassment rules.  I'm sure their reading list is easier to alter.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 07:12 AM (B/VB5)

229 Emo Philips was one creepy lookin dude. Which was part of the joke. "I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 07:12 AM (ZPrif)

230

"I'd think that anyone having a consular ID card for Mexico or some other country would already make that possible."

 

Right now, illegals with no ID can apply for and get welfare, free medical, housing assistance, etc.

 

With a legal status and full background information, this same person (if the benefits are still allowed) could have the cost of their assistance billed back to their home country.  Since the U.S. is the center for banking, the money can be taken if the home country doesn't voluntarily pay.

 

 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 07:12 AM (u2a4R)

231 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (9Xc5j)

232

Amnesty is an inside-the-Beltway issue.  Always was.  This is why I was never too worried about it happening.  I do think the key to killing it was the House not having any vote on any bill before the recess.  They are going to come back saying that they heard from exactly no actual constituents that amnesty is a priority issue.  There really is no pressure for the House to do anything except possibly a border security bill, but they really shouldn't even do that because then the Beltway gang will demand a conference on the full Senate bill. 

 

The big issue then is how far Obama is willing to go with executive orders and non-enforcement of existing laws.  I don't think he would dare do too much before the 2014 elections, this would surely cost Democrats a couple more Senate seats than they are going to lose already.

 

The other issue is if and how the Republican Party can reframe the issue for 2016. 

Posted by: rockmom at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (aBlZ1)

233 On the bright side, Manning could be the first homosexual felon to pop the marriage question to his cell mate on national television.

I keep reading comments like this and momentarily thinking we're finally free of the national scourge of Peyton and Eli.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (B/VB5)

234 ontherocks, The Dude's cosplay waifu.  NSFW?!?
http://tinyurl.com/lyepk4j

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (5VGZi)

235 [iWhat makes you think you'd ever collect?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 11:11 AM (DrWcr) [/i]

 

Plus you'd be out the money it cost to send the bill and employ the person    who sent it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (4df7R)

236 Reminds me of that Lou Costello line.In one movie the villain asks him "how would you like to die?"Costello says,"In my sleep of very old age."

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 07:15 AM (9XBK2)

237 Amnesty is a wedge issue. The Dems don't actually want it passed. On the other hand, the NSA scandal keeps getting more and more toxic. This resonates with people. No matter how many times Gabe says it's a fake scandal, it keeps getting worse.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at August 21, 2013 07:16 AM (09o/X)

238 Hahahaha! "They are all legal. By REXo*." *Royal Executive Order

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckhead at August 21, 2013 07:17 AM (qvsGd)

239 AT&T Inc. (T), the largest U.S. phone company, was sued by Al Jazeera over its refusal to to carry the Qatar-based broadcasterÂ’s new U.S. cable-news channel as part of its pay-television service. The Dallas-based company is violating an agreement with Al JazeeraÂ’s U.S. unit by refusing to broadcast the channel, which began airing in the U.S. yesterday, according to a filing in Delaware Chancery Court. The network, controlled by the Qatari royal family, paid $500 million for Al GoreÂ’s money-losing Current TV in January and rebranded it. AT&TÂ’s U-verse pay-TV service said Aug. 19 it wouldnÂ’t carry Al Jazeera America because of a contract dispute. U-verse began in 2006 and has 5 million video customers in states such as Texas and California.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 07:18 AM (9Xc5j)

240 The Dems don't actually want it passed. Amnesty would give the Dems a permanent majority. Why do you think they don't really want it passed?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2013 07:19 AM (7ObY1)

241 You are all racists. Posted by: M. Chertoff at August 21, 2013 11:18 AM (Cs2tJ) Thank- you, and your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 07:19 AM (9Xc5j)

242 You are all racists. Posted by: M. Chertoff Same verse, different day. Boring...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 07:20 AM (xorT2)

243 Why do you think they don't really want it passed?

The usual thinking is they want it blocked so they can call the GOP raaaaacist, and also so it won't explode the entitlements budget and make more cities go Detroit before 2016.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2013 07:20 AM (B/VB5)

244 Amnesty would give the Dems a permanent majority. Why do you think they don't really want it passed? Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 21, 2013 11:19 AM (7ObY1) They'll get a majority from simply having people being born here and raised in gov-induced poverty. They don't need amnesty+citizenship to do it.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at August 21, 2013 07:21 AM (09o/X)

245 Chertoff?  Is that a synonym for a jerk-off?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 07:21 AM (5VGZi)

246

"Plus you'd be out the money it cost to send the bill and employ the person who sent it."

 

Not exactly.

 

Assume that the country in question (Mexico) refuses to pay and that for foreign relations reasons, we don't want to simply seize the money from their accounts here in the U.S.

 

No problem.  We just run a tab. 

 

In the world of international finance, an entry on a ledger is just as good as hundred dollar bills.  It's just numbers on a page, however, it does offset the amount and lessens the burden on the U.S. taxpayer.

 

Another benefit to charging the home country back is that they will be more likely to discourage immigration, instead of publishing pamphlets on how to get across the border.

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 07:21 AM (u2a4R)

247 It makes us look really mean because the Libruls can just keep trotting out children asking why we want to deport daddy.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at August 21, 2013 07:22 AM (09o/X)

248 Fenelonspoke

From TH

http://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/all-dogs-go-to-heaven

Its pshop.

Posted by: DaveA at August 21, 2013 07:22 AM (DL2i+)

249

Hey MrScribbler:

“…So the answer to both questions is, IMO, a big, fat resounding "NO!" …”

Why do you say no?

IÂ’ll explain my rationale below.

We would certainly be safer from amnesty under a Dem president than under a President Jeb or President Krispy.  Jeb and Krispy are both committed amnesty advocates, at least as committed as Comrade Barky.   If either were president, he would sign the Schumer-Rubio bill if presented to him in a heartbeat.  A significant portion of Republican congresscritters are against the Schumer-Rubio bill simply because it is a Democrat bill.  A significant portion of them would feel compelled to sign the Schumer-Rubio bill if it came to them with the imprimatur of a new Republican president.

Whom do you expect the Republicans to nominate for president in 2016?  Before you answer, remember the people making the decision are same geniuses who gave us John McCain and Mitt Romney the last two go-arounds.  IÂ’d love to have a President Ted Cruz, but the likelihood of the Republican Party nominating him is roughly zero.

If I am right, you are going to have to choose between Killery and Chris Christie for president in 2016.  Whom do you choose? 

The Republican Party needs to collapse like the Whigs and be replaced by a Conservative  Party.  Until they do, the best we can hope for is divided government with gridlock, with Dems in the presidency and Reps controlling enough of Congress to block them .  But for the Republican Party to collapse, it needs to keep losing at the presidential level.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 21, 2013 07:24 AM (sugnf)

250

Assume that the country in question (Mexico) refuses to pay and that for foreign relations reasons, we don't want to simply seize the money from their accounts here in the U.S.

No problem. We just run a tab.

In the world of international finance, an entry on a ledger is just as good as hundred dollar bills. It's just numbers on a page, however, it does offset the amount and lessens the burden on the U.S. taxpayer.

 

 

How about you just get Mexico to join an HOA?

 

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 07:24 AM (GQ8sn)

251

#237 Well, my Congressman is lead sponsor of a new bill to cut funding for NSA, and he is not exactly a libertarian firebrand and this is a pretty ordinary middle-class suburban district.  He must be seeing some polls showing this is a hot issue with a lot of likely voters.  I was really surprised he did this and is crowing about it. 

 

Obama has done an unbelievable amount of damage to average Americans' trust in government.  They may still like him as a person, but they don't trust him.  This plays into the debate over repealing Obamcare and also into the amnesty debate.  If the GOP plays it right this could really help in 2016.    If you don't trust government you sure as hell don't want the party of ever-expanding government in power anymore.  You don't want a trimmer like Hillary Clinton as POTUS.

Posted by: rockmom at August 21, 2013 07:24 AM (aBlZ1)

252 35 years for Manning, eh? I'll take it. I hope he serves every possible day of it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 07:25 AM (ZshNr)

253 >>Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2013 11:15 AM (5VGZi)



I don't work til midnight, and I WAS planning on hitting the hay.
But of course, that plan just blew up in my browser.


......thanks Anna,
......gonna need a BIGGER coffee tonight. 

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 07:25 AM (l0HgK)

254

EC at August 21, 2013 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

 

---------

 

Heh.  Be nice - those "numbers on a page" are very valuable.  It's why when I go to the store, instead of giving the cashier money I say "there's a ledger that says Mexico owes the US money."

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 07:26 AM (tVWQB)

255 Let's give them a dose of their own medicine. Every time they bring it up, we show how bigoted and racist they and their institutions are: We withhold all federal funding from all universities whose faculty and graduate students in non-STEM fields are not at least 30% foreign (defined as having emigrated after age 1 . Make it 40% for law and journalism schools.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 21, 2013 07:26 AM (T0NGe)

256

If you don't trust government you sure as hell don't want the party of ever-expanding government in power anymore

 

They'll be in power no matter what.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 07:26 AM (LI48c)

257 How about you just get Mexico to join an HOA? And then put a lien on the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 07:27 AM (xorT2)

258 nood

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 07:27 AM (aDwsi)

259 I forget who said it but they were right on: "OBAMA: OK I will delay the Obamacare deadlines til after this election -- in return for amnesty! GOP: Deal!"

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at August 21, 2013 07:27 AM (l6tGl)

260 And then put a lien on the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:27 AM (xorT2)

 

 

$25,000 per citizen.

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 07:27 AM (GQ8sn)

261 What was Churchill's remark about "it's not the end, it's not even the beginning of the end, but it may be the end of the beginning"? I'll feel that way when one of Obama's cabinet pleads to something involving jail time. At least it's looking like the Australians may actually throw out their lying crypto-Green government in a couple weeks, and what that bunch has done hasn't been a quarter of what Obama's crew has gotten away with. Someone care to try to convince me of the merits of our Presidential system over the parliamentary structure in the age of modern communication?

Posted by: JEM at August 21, 2013 07:28 AM (o+SC1)

262

 "...I say "there's a ledger that says Mexico owes the US money."

 

There's also a ledger that says you've got actual money in a Social Security account.

 

Do you think it's really there?

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 07:28 AM (u2a4R)

263

jwest at August 21, 2013 11:28 AM (u2a4R)

 

There's no money in a SSN account, therefore the dollar amount there is meaningless.  Same with some magic ledger where we write down what Mexico supposedly "owes" us and it somehow erases the  US  tax burden.


You know there's a difference between "cash flow" and "balance sheet," right?!

 

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 07:29 AM (tVWQB)

264

Mexico can't even patrol it's border properly.

 

What makes you think they'll hand over money to us?

 

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 07:31 AM (GQ8sn)

265 "216
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 21, 2013 10:54 AM (31Nrp)

An additional argument for creating a legal status for foreign residents is that it provides a means for charging back the country of origin costs of education, healthcare, welfare, etc.

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 11:03 AM (u2a4R)"



That argument supposes some degree of trust in the good faith behavior of the amnesty advocates in the Executive Branch and re:my original point, evidence of that good faith is absent.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 21, 2013 07:32 AM (31Nrp)

266 The real problem is that any immigration reform meaure in the House will be sent to conference with the putrid POS that was generated in the Senate ... and we all know what happens then.

Posted by: T-Pain at August 21, 2013 07:32 AM (e8kgV)

267 Is Amnesty Dead?
Oh my G-d! Amnesty might be dead? That's awful.

"Amnesty" is the Obamas' new dog's name, isn't it?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 07:37 AM (joFbZ)

268 "257 How about you just get Mexico to join an HOA?



And then put a lien on the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2013 11:27 AM (xorT2)"



Make it a mechanic's lien and take Baja California in lieu of payment.  Don't tell me that adding 2000 miles of beach front property to the United States is not going to result in a 20 year construction boom.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 21, 2013 07:37 AM (31Nrp)

269

"What makes you think they'll hand over money to us? "

 

As I mentioned, we could seize it out of their accounts here if necessary. 

 

This only works because we're the U.S. and the center for international banking, plus Mexico's largest export customer.  They have no choice.

 

However, the idea of just running a tab is just as viable. 

Posted by: jwest at August 21, 2013 07:37 AM (u2a4R)

270 Funny how Rubio torpedoed his aspirations based on what Chuck Schumer told him to do. He didn't just favor amnesty-he went all out for it. Based on promises from Chuck Schumer and the homo twins, McCain and Graham.

Posted by: ejo at August 21, 2013 07:40 AM (GXvSO)

271 Is Amnesty Dead?

Yeah, it's as dead as they said obamacare was, back in the day.

Posted by: caustic at August 21, 2013 07:56 AM (/b8+5)

272 I'll believe that there will be a chance to kill amnesty is Grahmnesty gets his ass primarried out of office.

Posted by: Iblis at August 21, 2013 07:59 AM (9221z)

273 "Suicidal fascination" is a perfect phrase. 

I just don't understand why there's Republicans that so want this.   If you're coming from a Libertarian perspective, do you not understand that 20 million plus new impoverished citizens means tens of trillions in new government payouts?  To say nothing of what sort of new political reality you're going to be facing when the Free Shit Army swells to that size.

I know with some Republicans, it's all about settling scores with the base they so despise.  There's no question that's what's going on with my two Senators, McCain and Flake.  Border hawks have been causing them headaches nearly their entire career, and this is their chance for the ultimate "Fuck You!"

I will say this, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if Obama tries some sort of blanket Amnesty on his way out, but my guess is Democrats up for election may talk him out of it.

Posted by: McAdams at August 21, 2013 08:06 AM (CV+nJ)

274

Every Amnesty RINO must be primaried. Even if you lose, just show the flag.

In the General, between the Amnesty RINO and the Commiecrat, go vote for the American Indepdendent / Constitution / whatever they call it your state Party candidate. Of course he will lose. But the message must go out. No more Amnesty RINOs.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2013 08:15 AM (ujg0T)

275 I got a letter from our esteemed betters in the RNC asking if I would take a survey and send it back in. I was about to take my first reaction, which would have been to furiously tear it to shreds.
Instead, sent it back with the words NO AMNESTY written in huge red sharpie letters across the entire thing.
Think it'll send a message? Nah, me neither

Posted by: Moebius at August 21, 2013 08:26 AM (Bx1Dc)

276

I got a letter from our esteemed betters in the RNC asking if I would take a survey and send it back in. I was about to take my first reaction, which would have been to furiously tear it to shreds.
Instead, sent it back with the words NO AMNESTY written in huge red sharpie letters across the entire thing.
Think it'll send a message? Nah, me neither



Me too! Maybe enough of us should do this?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2013 08:29 AM (ujg0T)

277 Apparently if there's no check included they just throw it away.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2013 08:33 AM (Qf3Um)

278 This reminds me of my grandfather. He'd hold is right hand out at arm's length and say:"See this?". When I looked at his right hand, he whacked me upside my ear with his left and say: "Never look where somebody tells you to look. You want to pay attention to what they don't want you to see.". Amnesty is not dead. All of Washington DC wants it. Public sector unions want it. The US and local Chambers of Commerce want it. The Liberal Democrat Media wants it. It won't ever be dead.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 21, 2013 08:36 AM (aOnaK)

279 Of all the things to waste time on, why did the R's decide that we need to work on immigration reform. The economy is in the toilet, with millions out of work-let's work on something that helps Obama with his base instead of doing something to try to fix it. That is what the Gang of Four did. McCain, Graham, Flake and Rubio decided to ignore Americans to assist illegals.

Posted by: ejo at August 21, 2013 08:37 AM (GXvSO)

280 One good thing (maybe the only good thing) about McCain losing the presidential election is, if he'd won, we'd have had full amnesty for at least four years by now.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 21, 2013 08:41 AM (aOnaK)

281 280.

Yep, and we'd probably also be involved in about 5 wars in the Middle East.

But McCain's against Pork barrel spending, which costs the average American about a penny out of their paycheck.  So there's that.

Posted by: McAdams at August 21, 2013 08:46 AM (CV+nJ)

282 Yep, and we'd probably also be involved in about 5 wars in the Middle East.

But McCain's against Pork barrel spending, which costs the average American about a penny out of their paycheck. So there's that.

Posted by: McAdams at August 21, 2013 12:46 PM (CV+nJ)



Remember when the DemSM was propping up McLame in 2000 in an attempt to get at Bush the Younger? And yet, when it comes down to policy, there is no difference.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2013 08:49 AM (ujg0T)

283

"Amnesty is an inside-the-Beltway issue. Always was."

 

My thoughts also, Rockmom.  Staying too long inside the Beltway makes members of Congress too beholden to the ideas and concerns of the provincials who inhabit that reclaimed swampland and too forgetful of the concerns of the people who actually vote for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Spleen! Now with Oxidizers! at August 21, 2013 09:09 AM (hLRSq)

284 275 I got a letter from our esteemed betters in the RNC asking if I would take a survey and send it back in. I was about to take my first reaction, which would have been to furiously tear it to shreds.
Instead, sent it back with the words NO AMNESTY written in huge red sharpie letters across the entire thing.
Think it'll send a message? Nah, me neither

Posted by: Moebius at August 21, 2013 12:26 PM (Bx1Dc)

I shredded that survey.

Posted by: caustic at August 21, 2013 09:13 AM (/b8+5)

285 and put it in an envelope and sent it back marked "completed survey"

Posted by: caustic at August 21, 2013 09:14 AM (/b8+5)

286 76 We need moar amnesty to make Hillary a reality. So then the republicans can find another way to loose a national election.

Posted by: All the pretty girls at Wendy's at August 21, 2013 10:16 AM (rCS6C)

No need to find another way, the old ways still work fine.

Posted by: Joshua at August 21, 2013 09:20 AM (oCZ4e)

287 275 I got a letter from our esteemed betters in the RNC asking if I would take a survey and send it back in. I was about to take my first reaction, which would have been to furiously tear it to shreds.
Instead, sent it back with the words NO AMNESTY written in huge red sharpie letters across the entire thing.
Think it'll send a message? Nah, me neither

Posted by: Moebius at August 21, 2013 12:26 PM (Bx1Dc)


I'm pretty sure that when people return those surveys, the surveys are immediately discarded and the only thing in the envelope that gets paid attention to is the check, if any, that the respondent enclosed. I would be genuinely surprised if anyone actually compiled the results of the survey for the RNC.

Posted by: Joshua at August 21, 2013 09:22 AM (oCZ4e)

288 I'm pretty sure that when people return those surveys, the surveys are immediately discarded and the only thing in the envelope that gets paid attention to is the check, if any, that the respondent enclosed. I would be genuinely surprised if anyone actually compiled the results of the survey for the RNC.

Posted by: Joshua at August 21, 2013 01:22 PM (oCZ4e)



I can't help but think if enough envelope stuffers get the same message again and again, somehow it will filter up to the ones supervising them?

 

It makes me feel better to scibble "NO AMNESTY" on their surveys, anyway. So there's that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2013 09:30 AM (ujg0T)

289 Please, God, let Amnesty be dead.  Let's salt the Earth where it lays. 

Posted by: Rogue Low-Level Employee at August 21, 2013 11:14 AM (epWQP)

290 108 Question?: How many years will he actually serve?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2013 10:25 AM (9Xc5j)

Federal time, 35 is 35. I think, I'm almost positive.

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He is eligible for parole in 10 years, (the 3.5 years he spent in jail counts against the sentence).

Posted by: jbarntt at August 21, 2013 10:43 PM (UNFot)

291 118 Deportation is a foolish remedy since if they want back in, they come back in.

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Tattoo 'em on the way out the door. Comeback, death penalty.  Problem solved.

Posted by: jbarntt at August 21, 2013 10:46 PM (UNFot)

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