1 Roomy new thread.

2 Can't he be both?

3 i'm with stu.....

4 Can't he be both?
Pretty sure he is both.

5 Sometimes a large magazine is just a large magazine.

6 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? --- False dichotomy. David Gregory is a constellation of suck. He contains multitudes.

7 Raving douchetard?

8 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time



I don't.   Fuck the     pasty    ape.

9 I'm going with jackass.

10 Everybody at MSNBC and NBC are certifiable.

11 Drew, you forgot scary. That wacko-bird face of his is repelling most of the commenters.

12 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time. you forgot your sarc tag

13 Could the fact that he is a pud perhaps be the cause?

14 Fuck the pasty ape.
Somebody give soothsayer a valium.

15 Let me know when Vox does an everything you need to know about David Gregory in one word.

16 Network "Program" Total Viewers A25-54 CBS “Face the Nation” 3.03M 894K ABC “This Week” 2.29M 638K NBC “Meet the Press” 2.23M 677K FOX “Fox News Sunday” 1.27M 420K Univision “Al Punto” 563K 236K “Face the Nation” is based on the first half-hour only, as the full contiguous hour aired in just 50% of the country.

17 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job.

18 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? Not a binary choice.

19 Um. Speak for yourself Drew.

I myself wish upon him all that he deserves of what this planet can deliver.

May he find himself in the position he ascribes to those he disdains and rues to his dying day his hubris and pomposity.

20 I don't. F*ck the pasty ape. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4df7R) Raycisss! Oh, he's white? Never mind. (Hi twin!)

21 *cough*

22 Nah, it's political.  There's probably a David Gregory faction  at NBCN  and Gregory pissed off the wrong  higher-up  so he's getting put in his place.

23 I haven't paid that much attention to this guy and only had peripheral knowledge of him prior to the incident the pic references. But yeah, the prosecutor needs a "talking to."

24 From the article: Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one that’s driven so heavily by one person Do you have to "connect" to host a Sunday talk show? It seems to me detachment would be an OK thing for an interviewer to have actually. Especially one who would have to be occasionally confrontation. You'd have to feign personabilty for the audience in certain segments, but that should be easy enough.

25 When I look at him and the way his jaw is shaped, I'm sorry, but I think he looks like a donkey, so yes, jackass.

26 Drew, You may have missed the update: UPDATE (11:17 a.m.): In an email, Pianta challenged Farhi's reporting, saying that the network brought in a "brand consultant" not a psychological one as Farhi reported: Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one that’s driven so heavily by one person.

27 I've never watched Gregory.  Ever.  Not one stinking second. 

28 25 When I look at him and the way his jaw is shaped, I'm sorry, but I think he looks like a donkey, so yes, jackass. Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (ZWaLo) I always thought shaved monkey.

29 I don't. Fuck the pasty ape. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4df7R) Beth supports bestiality? This is concerning.

30 Mr. Gregory is a scofflaw.   He broke the law without consequence and now I imagine he's plotting his next caper.

31

I'm not a lawyer, but if I was I  wouldn't mind being David Gregory's lawyer after he gets fired.

 

This is going  to make for one heckuva payout. 

32 17 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job. I'd be more worried that it leaked out. Accidentally...

33 Actually, some of us are pretty nice guys.

34 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:23 PM (32Ze2) Also this. In my old job we occasionally had to meet with occupational health people to ensure the animal work didn't start to drive anyone insane, but they never sent the work shrink to our *friends*

35 They should've had to hire a prison consultant instead.

36 Corporate-wise, the study of Gregory's psyche is a way to avoid admitting the mistake they made firing the producer and not Gregory. Pretty soon, he will feel marginalized and he will seek out of his contract. IOW they make you miserable, then you leave on your own.

37 Oddly I met David Gregory and his wife while on vacay a few years back, had dinner with them, sat on the beach with them, and generally did what you do at a small beach hotel over the course of a week. He's a piece of work, snarky, over-impressed with himself and shallow. His wife might be worse.

38 Ummmm, yes.  Next question?

39 Doesn't Gregory have connections to that DC prosector that refused to go after him?  Either through his wife or  the prosecutors wife?  I seem to remember that.

40 I'd be more worried that it leaked out. Accidentally... Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (T0NGe ___________________ I didn't think about it like that. Could be grounds for a lawsuit?

41 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Second update: Farhi said he checked with NBC twice on Sunday about the term "psychological" and that they had no objections at the time. "I checked it twice with them yesterday. No objections then," he wrote in an email. Sounds like NBC is in damage control mode.

42 I always thought shaved monkey. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Yes, you and my twin (Beth) have the right description. I have always thought that he looks like a non-human primate.

43 It would be easier to name the very few people in the media-political complex who aren't chemically unbalanced. Gregory is simply the poster boy.

44 Do you have to "connect" to host a Sunday talk show? It seems to me detachment would be an OK thing for an interviewer to have actually. Especially one who would have to be occasionally confrontation. You'd have to feign personabilty for the audience in certain segments, but that should be easy enough. Sincerity: once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.

45 how long before ronan farrow gets his psych eval?

46 Exactly how postmodern is it to psychologically analyze someone AFTER you hire him from a very public multimillion dollar gig?

47

This begs one question:

 

Is it that hard to find another boring, untalented shill for the democrat party and leftist causes?

 

I mean seriously folks, this is his only mark in the plus column in a very skewed ledger.  Why pay all this money to deal with a hack who may be crazy?

48 37 Oddly I met David Gregory and his wife while on vacay a few years back, had dinner with them, sat on the beach with them, and generally did what you do at a small beach hotel over the course of a week. He's a piece of work, snarky, over-impressed with himself and shallow. His wife might be worse.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (F58x4)

Simple version: He's a d-bag.

49

26 -

 

Brand consultants don't usually wear white labcoats, carry big ol' nets, and shake little toy choo choos in your face. 

50 Doctor, just how serious is David's personality disorder? Is it related to his being dropped on his head repeatedly as a child by the other kids?

51 Exactly how postmodern is it to psychologically analyze someone AFTER you hire him from a very public multimillion dollar gig? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2014 12:28 PM (659DL) just wait to see how crazy he gets when you take his job away!!!

52 Fuck the pasty ape.


Somebody give soothsayer a valium.

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/)

lol!    To be fair, an ape is not a monkey.   Though I don't think soothsayer would care too much about     the differences.

53 Gregory should act more like an alpha male and wear more earth tones.

54 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Read the update that came after that. The WaPo reporter is sticking by his story.

55 this is all the rage with management and head hunting search firms. They do what they call "360" reviews, wherein they have everybody rate everybody, superiors, subordinates, and equals. They then collect the reviews and use it to evaluate the performance of the executive. They do this in the military too now, because the DoD must copy everything business does. When large companies are looking for executives, they employ search firms. The search firms then interview all of the above, and sometimes the spouse, to see if the candidate fits the "corporate culture" If they are looking to promote someone within the company to an executive position, they do all of the above, and hire a "coach" for the internal candidates as part of their "professional development" of the candidates. And the "coach" wants to meet with the spouse and sometimes the kids. And all of this interviewing and reviewing and coaching can take more than a year and the large companies pay for all this. Its all pushed on them from the Human Resources department of the company. Its part of the chickafication of business sometimes, after al lthe review, and interviews and coaching they use the information to fire the person bye bye Gregory

56 The answer to the lack of appeal of Gregory seems much simpler, IMO.

If you just want to leftwing talking points you can just as easily see them presented by clowns like Colbert and Stewart, or idiotic eye candy like the latest Hollywood starlets.

Considering that why would you watch a boring old guy who just talks and talks?

57 Pasty, crazy, and at the bottom of the ratings heap is o way to go through life, Gregory.

58 False dichotomy in the headline. Of course, sharing the news department with MSNBC staff, the fact that management thinks he might be crazy is kind of telling...

59 Posted by: Chris Wallace Not sure which would be more amusing, that as a sock, or that NOT a sock...

60 All of the Sunday shows are unwatchable because they are trying to create their own reality that just isn't so. Fox is the least worst on Sunday..... but frankly, I have stopped watching.

61 Archer says: "Uh, both?"

62 How does this not merit a lawsuit by Mr.Gregory against NBC? Think about it. Your company admits to having a psychologist out interviewing your friends. If this is something Gregory gave permission to do(I can't imagine doing it) , then at the very least, there is a privacy violation issue in NBC somehow allowing a competitive media outlet(Wash. Post) to announce it. Psychological services fall under health care provisions offered by an employer. They are private and need to be initiated by the employee. The opposite would be if there were an agreement between NBC and Gregory that he would seek counseling due to behavior issues, etc. that was jeopardizing his job and in discussions, counseling was required if continued employment was desired.

63 David, show us on the magazine where the nasty old gun touched you.

64 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just And An Unlikable Jackass?

FIFY

and... yes

65 Yeah, they must be trying to figure out how to weasel out of his contract. Most likely he is a real SOB to work with but he hasn't done anything that qualifies as bullying or sexual harassment yet.

66 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass?

 

Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

67 I've worked for myself for most of my adult life and don't have any real experience with working in a cooperate environment, so maybe this is totally normal.

Doesn't seem at all normal to me.  Normal people who become unstable and bring it into the workplace (nevermind committing a crime on live TV), just get fired.

But Gregory's probably got ties to people who can funnel our tax dollars into NBC's coffers.

68 52 Fuck the pasty ape. Somebody give soothsayer a valium. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/) lol! To be fair, an ape is not a monkey. Though I don't think soothsayer would care too much about the differences. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (4df7R) I'm afraid to ask.....

69

"Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time."

 

FUCK!

THAT!

NOISE!

Since the left is constantly calling for the arest, silencing, termination (job wise) and termination (life wise) of those that dare disagree with their little utiopian ideals, I wish them nothing but long, slow, painful lives.

70 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (32Ze2) i skipped through all of fox new sunday except the piece on george washington's distillery i haven't watched david gregory in over a year....

71 his mouth looks like Homer Simpson's.

72 it isn't a psychologist per se its a psychologist who does executive "coaching" and they are looking to fire him

73 so He passed The specific psychologists exam? anyway as all they have on are liberals and liberal republicans what were they afraid of? Someone disagreeing with the program? He would throw the clip at one of them? It certainly sin't that Gregory thinks or does anything differently than the rest of them. of course they do not have to follow laws they want to burden us with. and they are not made to.

74 NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report.



I'll say this:   as a general rule, if you want to get greater insight into someone's personality, you speak TO THAT PERSON, not to the people around them.   You talk to their friends, family and acquaintances when you're trying to    compile evidence    for something.

75


David, if I can just take a moment and read to you what some have said, at this time is a difficult position, granted, but it says here, and bear with me, "Many have said that David Gregory is an masturbatory obtuse dumbass with massive personality problems and is so warped and bent that to begin to take him apart will leave him a crying, drooling mess."

Thoughts, reactions, comments?

76 He's just keeping the seat warm  for Luke Russert.

77 no wonder i always want to call him dick gregory instead of david........

78 Anyone want to see inside my colon?

79 Alternatively, perhaps Gregory is just getting ready to tag up with Carney, and its the cover story for the background checks. Remember, just because it is in the paper doesn't mean its true.

80 Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (OPPHX) I'd have to think really hard about this, but I'm not sure that's necessarily true. If it's "therapy" yeah it's probably covered by one of the privacy laws. But if Gregory's not a patient then I'm not so sure this is true. Analogous example: your company brings in a "team building expert" to assess your team dynamics. Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy?

81 Anybody else here want to see the MSM collapse in a cloud of leaks and lawsuits? Because I'd pay damn good money to watch that. From my throne of skulls within my bunker in an undisclosed location, 'cause that would get messy in a hurry.

82 Any one of us here could parody a Sunday Morning Talk Show host and do a better job than Gregory. The more "Over the top" the better. NBC would lap it up.

83 and another thing. Even though i despise Gregory, they bring in a psychologist because he held a clip? if they'd do that to him what about us that might hold a whole damn gun and still want a job? or is this not only related to the pic?

84 I'm thinking that the part of the interview where David screamed "Fuck the weasels! Kill all paisley apes! Mommy!" didn't help him much. Just a hunch.

85 the "coach" gives him performance "standards" he has to achieve by a certain timeline. He doesn't meet them, he is fired

86 Although I miss working, I'm glad that I got out before I had to try to deal with the new paradigm of people who have no connection or clue about the requirements of a position being in charge of finding someone to fill it.

I had one experience and that was enough.

It was a hoist repair mechanic job and I knew I was out as soon as the HR Chicklet asked me "where do you see yourself in 5 years?".

Psychological mumbo jumbo may be okay for corporate execs and managers but for the grunts on the line, it's skill, dexterity and stamina that are the big requirements. None of which can be determined by your score on some test some pointy headed Psych major dreamed up.

And people wonder why all the jobs got outsourced to China.

87

They're just laying the groundwork to replace him with Eric Holder.

88 85 the "coach" gives him performance "standards" he has to achieve by a certain timeline. He doesn't meet them, he is fired Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:35 PM (zOTsN) Which, of course, leads us to the question of what "standards" they have in mind.

89

No network wants another Chris Matthews breakdown.   Not now.  Not right before the election.

90 Anyone want to see inside my colon? Posted by: Katie Couric
;--)

91 Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy? Uh...the desire to ever have a paying client again, which if you get a rep as being someone who burns your clients, you won't?

92 Yes, you and my twin (Beth) have the right description. I have always thought that he looks like a non-human primate. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (r+7wo) Guess we're not the only ones. http://tinyurl.com/k729uzu 10 orangutans that look like David Gregory

93 Greeaaaat. Ok, Mr. Gregory, now could you scratch your head with one arm and scratch your pit with the other. Greaaaat. Now how about some vocalization. I'm thinking something like "Oook, ook, ook."

94 Analogous example: your company brings in a "team building expert" to assess your team dynamics. Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy? Posted by: tsrblke this is what it is I would be. not a team building "expert" but a "coach" I really think it is a way for HR to outsource their documentation so they can get rid of somebody

95 Ronan Farrow needs to spruce up his resume. 

And let his chin whiskers grow out a little.

96 Chris forgot to mention that there was a large bowl of tortilla chips on the table with salsa and guacamole on the side David double dips EVERY ... FUCKING ... TIME

97

This news seems to come after he just fucked over the dancer who had her leg blown off by those Muslim pieces of shit.

He did that, on purpose.

That is how much of an asshole he is.

Can you imagine going to work and having to deal with someone who is such a nasty piece of shit?

But he has great hair, of course.

98 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (4df7R Generally speaking. But take the case of an arrogant asshole. I happen to be one as well, so I have some expertise in this area. I'm unlikely to tell the therapist much more than what I suspect they want to hear. And since I'm just shy of crazy myself, I tend to tweak my persona to fit the perceived social situation I'm in (I say "perceived" because I'm not always all that great at assessing it.) So actually if you really want to figure out what's up with me, and I don't have reason to trust you it might be better to flip a few of my friends.

99 Nothing a little mandible reduction surgery won't fix.

100 If I wasn't such a tool I would feel bad about the way I abused little Gregory years ago.  Once he was 13 years old I lost interest in him, but it has been nice seeing how well he's recovered from the years of abuse  in Searchlight.  Certainly glad I kept the pictures as they have come in "handy" over the years.

101 Whenever I want 'perspective and insight from people who know him best', I always hire someone I don't know so that I can get the straight, thirdhand scoop.

102

NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report.

 

 

Well, he was quiet, never caused no problems.  Would wave back if waved to.  Kinda kept to himself in the house.  Rarely saw him or the wife  out in the yard.  This is so shocking  . . . .

103 I am glad I work for myself too. Corporate "culture" is not for me because it requires you to kiss ass. I don't kiss ass. It also requires you to work for and line the pockets of stupid people. I hate stupid people.

104 Can the Psychologist do Chris Matthews next, or is that just an easily diagnosed case of tourettes and drunkeness?

105 Why no, my Davey  is a perfectly normal  boy, why do you ask? 

106 Anyone want to see inside my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (RjEEc)

 

Talk about your Jersey Turnpike. . .

107 In an email, Pianta challenged Farhi's reporting, saying that the network brought in a "brand consultant" not a psychological one as Farhi reported:

Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one that’s driven so heavily by one person.



Was this "brand consultant" meeting with Gregory's friends and family, as originally reported?   Because again, what the hell does that have to do with the purpose of a "brand" consultant?  You'd want to have interviews with the audience,  not the man's close acquaintances.   All they're going to do is tell you, "He's a nice guy, really!"   like     every   gangbanger's mother says about her son after the little angel has just shot six people.


Your brand    doesn't necessarily have to have anything to do with how you are IN REALITY.  Rather, it has everything to do with how you are PERCEIVED.   Johnny Carson was an asshole, but he was perceived by the audience as a great guy.   That was his brand.  If they want to fix Gregory's brand they need to start by identifying why everyone hates him ("smarmy son of a bitch" should fit the bill), then work with HIM to fix that aspect of his persona.   It's got jack shit to do with those in his close circle of friends, family and colleagues.

108 Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (rt3TY) Well yeah. But my point was more if NBC wanted this out, I'm not sure Gregory has any recourse to stop it.

109 Psychological screening. It was a big thing in the USSR just before the preference cascade. The liberal left lusts after the power of mind control, both individual and the masses. Anyone who doesn't agree with liberal ideology must be insane. They can be no other explanation.

110 To be replaced by award winning hard hitting news hound Ronin Farrow.

111 Maybe he just has a potassium deficiency. A good source of potasium? Bananas.

112 Yes, the "brand" comment is CYA big time. No one believes this. The lawyers have to be lining up and truthfully, I think he has a case. NBC, the brilliance shows through.....

113 27 I've never watched Gregory. Ever. Not one stinking second. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (cu9Nx) Me, either. He looks like quite the ignorant doorknob, though. Doesn't appear that many synapses are firing in there.

114 They didn't even try to find the reason why Amanpour didn't connect with viewers on the Sunday talk shows. WAR ON WOMENZ! Hint: rhymes with "bureau hunt"

115 Leave David Gregory  alooooone!!

116 That Wayne LaPierre didn't go over the table and kick the shit out of DG during the infamious banned hicap mag interview is both a testament to LaPierre's self control and proof that there are no longer any consequences for being a complete dickbag. Thanks a lot, legal industry. Helluva job.

117 OT. How can we adapt to the coming obliteration of privacy from omnipresent technology, freeing our lives from increased subjugation by lawyers?

118 I wouldn't try someone for an act that shouldn't be illegal in the first place. Of course, that isn't the reason David Gregory wasn't tried.

119 59 - exactly and 60 - exactly

120

Just remember that the rule is superheroes names are both First Names

Bruce Wayne

Clark Kent

Peter Parker

Barry Allen

Diana Prince

Hal Jordan

Steve Rogers

....

David Gregory???

121 NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report. I. I really don't know how to respond to that. Other than if someone told me my job required that I allow a "psychological consultant" to interview my friends and family, I would tell that person that, no, it didn't, because I would no longer be in that job.

122 You couldn't prove he was sane by me.

123 110 To be replaced by award winning hard hitting news hound Ronin Farrow. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (fWAjv) *goes into kitchen to get dishtowel to wipe off keyboard*

124 One study has found that on average across the country, people of color are living in neighborhoods with 38% more air pollution than in neighborhoods where white Americans live. Today on MHP.

125 Crazy and unlikable jackass are not mutually exclusive categories.

Also, I don't know if "cooperate environment" was an intended play on words, but I did get a chuckle, being someone that did not play well with others in such an environment.

126 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (mf5HN) Limelight disease. Gregory will consent to whatever to stay in the limelight I suspect

127 usually if you are an asshole in one arena, you are an asshole in all of them. Interviewing the family and friends is just a way, creepy as it is, to confirm what they got in the 360 review from his coworkers, superiors and subordinates. I am not defending this practice, I am just saying what it is. This isn't "therapy" per se, but coaching, which they are going to use as documentation to fire him and the fact someone has leaked this means that they have already made the decision to do it

128 But my point was more if NBC wanted this out, I'm not sure Gregory has any recourse to stop it. Well no, of course not. All it takes is a patsy and the deed gets done. Still has consequences for the patsy, natch.

129 So Obama and Holder are laying the groundwork for mass pardoning of prisoners. Laying the groundwork means the media trotting out the most sympathetic possible prisoners -- ideally white and female -- as the face of Obama's mass pardons. Fox News ‏@FoxNews #DOJ broadening criteria for clemency, expects thousands of new applications http://fxn.ws/1fguyDb

130 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names.

131 With that much space between his nose and his upper lip,Gregory could grow a stache that would put Tom Selleck to shame.

132 If it was a brand consultant, why talk to friends/family? That sound odd to anyone else?

133 I read this and immediately thought no way. He's a gay in good political standing. Untouchable. Then I realized I had him mixed uo with that other silver headed asshole on CNN. If Gregs (British term of affection) can just bring himself to perform a little bathhouse duty Im sure this can be written off as a simple misunderstanding. The media for males is pretty much a closed shop nowadays. If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay. Cough Strahan Cough

134 people of color are living in neighborhoods with 38% more air pollution than in neighborhoods where white Americans live.
___
I blame all those damn "healthy" beans.

Why the hell does Michelle get to eat the ribs while I get tofu, sprouts, and bean surprise?

135

In fairness though, one has to wonder exactly how Chris Matthews or "take my liver" ED have made it past scrutiny for this long.

 

Is it just assumed that they are fucking lunatics??  lol

136 Why no, my Davey is a perfectly normal boy, why do you ask?

Posted by: David Gregory's Sister/Mother at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (TOk1P)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

He plays with his penis a lot, and eats his poop, but other than that.......

137 The media for males is pretty much a closed shop nowadays. If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay. Cough Strahan Cough Posted by: pc at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (P5lQ4) __________________ Why do you think I kept the gap in my front teeth....

138 @49 Brand consultants don't usually wear white labcoats, carry big ol' nets, and shake little toy choo choos in your face. Posted by: They're Coming To Take Me Away _______________________ All the brand consultants that my pal Barry brings to my play dates do.

139 83 and another thing.
Even though i despise Gregory, they bring in a psychologist because he held a clip?

if they'd do that to him what about us that might hold a whole damn gun and still want a job?

or is this not only related to the pic?

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (nqBYe)

 

Who knows.  But remember its not just that he brought an illegal magazine onto his show.  They also requested to the police that they be allowed to do it, were denied, and then he did it anyways.

140 If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay.
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I WON

141 Does he have an alcohol problem? It seems that on more than one occasion he is obviously under the influence while theoretically on the job.

142 David Gregory??? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (SO2Q Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer.

143 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (fWAjv)

EVEN WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER !!1!1!1!!!

How do White people DO THAT?

144 "The government, these days, is a mass media with a military" - Greg Gutfeld, from NOT COOL

145 NBC Meet the Press host David Gregory reportedly threw quite the tantrum on Tuesday over a charity event held on a street near his home that has temporarily caused a shortage of on-street Google abd neighbor He flipped on his neighbor.

146 If it was a brand consultant, why talk to friends/family? That sound odd to anyone else? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 I think it was really an executive coach. see my posts above

147

131 -

 

Three  first names, forgetaboutit.

148 Considering all the other mental health case studies employed by (MS)NBC, if David were the only one being psychologically "brand profiled" it would be...profoundly hilarious.

149
Actually David Michael Gregory.


Sounds like a serial killer.

Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (fWAjv)

Or assassin.

150 I believe he is a Jackass.. Does anyone else think his mouth looks like a chimps mouth?

151 Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (fWAjv) ___________________ Nah. Actual serial killers have Wayne as a middle name.

152 Scrivner will be the face of the Obama's mass clemency. As a white female she is not at all representative of the group that will be pardoned, which will be mostly black gang members. I like the bit where they emphasize that she's a god-fearing Christian. Not subtle, but pieces like this aren't trying to be subtle. This is propaganda. Obama's gonna save an innocent white Christian lady. Yahoo News ‏@YahooNews Barbara Scrivner, sentenced to 30 years, holds hope for Obama clemency promise: http://yhoo.it/1ffVQJK pic.twitter.com/Db3FecB77I

153 if dick i mean david gregory had a nut sack, he'd say you know what's crazy? washington dc gun laws....how the hell can it be illegal to be in possesion of an empty or even a partially or fully loaded magazine ?

154

Unlikeable, nobody wants him around, annoying.

I get that a lot too.  But then I don't have a national news program.

155 If they want ratings they need to give the people what they want. I'm thinking Celebrity Deathmatch with David Gregory v. Keith Olbermann.

156 Our gun laws are awesome.....

157 How do White people DO THAT? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (JS0vr) shhhhh. Ancient Whitey Secret...

158 NOBODY HAS EVER PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROFILED ME. BECAUSE I AM SANE. I AM PERFECTLY SANE, AND VERY WISE. AND SMART. AND RIGHT ABOUT THINGS. MR. LORD PRESIDENT OBAMA SIR I LOVE YOU!!!!11!!!!

159 they prolly got him a coach cause his co-workers hate him. and to rule out any nasty backstabbing climbers they interviewed his family too. The thing with the neighbor proves the rule, asshole in one arena, asshole in all of them

160 Sounds like a serial killer.
___
Now look, you can't judge a man just by his name.

Why look at me. Why with a name like mine you might say that guy has a sound proofed basement, a big backyard with lots of dirt, and a new shovel every few months.

But, uh, I just like to garden, and uh, experiment on my plants in a quiet room

Wait, what were we talking about?

161 131 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right?

162

I hate most people, because they suck.

 

That is all.

163 too bad. Al Jezeera not hiring these days

164 162 131 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this.

165 I bet David Gregory's mom had him tested. So ashamed that it took that long for it to be said, Horde. So ashamed.

166 Gregorys next job? where is it that Rather "works"?

167 where is it that Rather "works"?

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN)

Doesn't he work for some trumped-up   Infomercial channel?

168 where is it that Rather "works"? Obtaining the frequency, at an undisclosed location.

169

Harry Reid

---

Dude, your middle name is Mason...

170 I know. With the Clinton Global Initiative. Where all failed "journalists" go.

171 152 Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. ------------ Or someone with a whole lot in common with Harry Reid...

172 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets.

173 Gregory is a smug jackass...... Of thread, but: Six conundrums for socialists in the USA 1. Socialist Americans, like Obama, believe the US is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives control the government. 4. Their representatives control the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

174 Alan Colmes was on FOX talking how great a President obama is. Then why is the world going to hell in a handbag?

175 Not a serial killer, just got my dick cut off by my cray-cray wife, but I do have the classic middle name.

176

Go with "borderline personality disorder".

 

It's the term psychologists use when they mean "asshole".

177 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets.

Posted by: Walknot at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (86zol)

Well he shouldn't have gone    crushing all those explorer's skulls    with   stone paddles in   "Congo," then.

178 So... running around NBC while screaming "My LIFE for YOU!" whenever Obama's name has mentioned is starting to be considered odd?

179 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time. Oh, sarcasm. That is so awesome.....

180 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets. Posted by: Walknot the more money at stake, the more likely you have to put up with some form of this new HR scrutiny

181 Odds on David Michael Gregory being Jay Carney's eventual replacement as Press Sec? He'd be a perfect fit.

182 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass?

No, he is just a liberal (stupid) jackass.  Are you surprised?

 

183 Beware the consultant! We hired a corporate psychologist for a couple of months. It's usually a maneuver by management to absolve itself of any culpability. I told them I would only participate if I got to see the report to address any potential problems they had with my performance as it pertained to my work. Even though they promised, I never received a copy.

184 "I believe in God," Scrivner says. "I'm really mad with him." - Hey, Babs. God had nothing to do with you deciding to go into the shade tree pharmaceuticals market.

185 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names.
Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2)

I know, right?
Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A



Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry

Fuckers.

186 @138: Nah. That whole "dude on tv gotta be teh ghey" thing doesn't apply to the brothers. You need to bone up on the intracies that form progressive double standards.

187 I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future. zzzzZZZZZzzzz

188



I'll take about three yards of the David Gregory brand horse-shit, I'll spread it on old flowers and shrubs that I want to die a horrible death.

189 182 Odds on David Michael Gregory being Jay Carney's eventual replacement as Press Sec? He'd be a perfect fit. David Gregory needs to fight Chuck Todd for that job in a Cage Match.

190 Go with "borderline personality disorder".

It's the term psychologists use when they mean "asshole". Posted by: ZBBMcFate

Ding ding ding ding ding!

191 >>> Six conundrums for socialists in the USA 1. Socialist Americans, like Obama, believe the US is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives control the government. 4. Their representatives control the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries. ... Everything you need to know about why the world is going to hell in a hand basket in 6 simple points. *stands up and applauds*

192 Chuck Todd = 2 first names

193 Beware the consultant! We hired a corporate psychologist for a couple of months. It's usually a maneuver by management to absolve itself of any culpability. I told them I would only participate if I got to see the report to address any potential problems they had with my performance as it pertained to my work. Even though they promised, I never received a copy. Posted by: Travis McGee they should give you a copy but only the boss gets to opt out of it. And by boss, I mean CEO

194 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R) *taps foot* ........................ “He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor Popsicle.” “Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty…” “My subconscious purses her lips and mouths the word ‘ho.’ I ignore her.” “Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down again. Up and down like whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go.” “It slips down my throat, all seawater, salt, the sharp tang of citrus, and fleshiness… ooh. I lick my lips, and he’s watching me intently, his eyes hooded.”

195 They also requested to the police that they be allowed to do it, were denied, and then he did it anyways. Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LI48c) buzzion, i had not known that . thank you.

196
I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future.

zzzzZZZZZzzzz

Posted by: The Sleeping Prophet at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (QupBk)

"I will cut a bitch   if he gets up in my hizzy."

- Nic Nolte,  in a    mint condition   Frigidaire box behind   Grauman's Chinese Theater

197 David Michael Gregory of New York, New York was arraigned today on 127 counts of murder, attempted murder, attempted rape, and conspiracy to commit lewd acts with a weasel.

198 How long did it take ABC to figure out that people just really, really, REALLY didn't like Christine Amanpour looking down her nose and addressing them in a smug, condescending manner in her non-American accent? They're still trying to climb up out of that hole they dug for themselves.

199 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (da5Wo)


*WHIIINE*   Oh God, noooooooo!

200 188 I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future. zzzzZZZZZzzzz Posted by: The Sleeping Prophet at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (QupBk) ---------------- Or a white van that he borrows from Harry Reid.

201 May we, for just once, talk about  MY problems?

202 Well he shouldn't have gone crushing all those explorer's skulls with stone paddles in "Congo," then. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R) Was that movie as terrible as I remember to anybody else? With that annoying ass 'talking' Lucy I believe it was.

203 So David Gregory is a banana with a clip?

204 202 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) --------- Please elaborate.

205 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) We are far more interested in justice than most people.

206 202 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) Sorry that your son has 'come out' there bud. It gets better!

207 ABC figure that they could get rid of Amanpour and she would just do something else. She wouldn't sue Gregory cant do anything else. He is Ron Burgandy. And he is an asshole. And he will sue they are covering their asses

208 Cookie truck. Nets.

209 My van isn't plain white. It's a Mister Softee ice cream truck that I bought for fifty bucks at the junkyard. The bell still works, too. I offer 51 flavors to the kiddies. But I really only have one flavor.

210

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (da5Wo)

 

Is the idea to have Beth read bad prOn or good prOn?  Because, frankly, I can write better prOn than that.

211 And the Prosecutor's wife just happens to be buds with Gregory's wife and the Prosecutor is fighting a FOIA request by Legal Insurrection for all the emails, reports, recordings etc. that relate to how and why the Prosecutor declined to indict Mr. Gregory for his KNOWN crime of possession of contraband.

Meanwhile a guy was arrested and convicted of possessing AN EMPTY SHOTGUN SHELL by the same Prosecutor's office.

212

If I may just add David, people have said, and these are credible sources, that you are such an asshole you make Woody Allen  look like Mr Rogers.

Any truth to the rumors you are a hissy fit away from wetting your pants at all times? Care to comment?

213 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? Yes.

214 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) ________________ Nonsense

215 * ponders Ron Paul *

216 they may or ay not be gay, but I had read that both of Juan Williams' sons are conservatives

217 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) --------- Please elaborate. - Masochistic for liberals. Sadistic toward conservatives.

218 BC screwing around with pills again?!?

219 Two sentence Pr0n???

220 Okay, I need a thread about stupid women doing stupid, misandry-riddled things  so that I may pen a suitable rant to prevent me from having to read from "Fifty Shades of Grey" at the MoMee.   Please, Cobs,  MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR ME.  I'm desperate!

221 Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) Hi there, girlfriend!

222 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (JS0vr) Empty ammo is ammo now? Does that mean everyone with those empty bullet casing key chains is committing a crime?!

223 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) Like how your sons turned out to be right-wingers? Quelle horreur!

224 217 they may or ay not be gay, but I had read that both of Juan Williams' sons are conservatives Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (zOTsN) That's what I meant. Came out of the closet and admitted being conservative.

225

"How long did it take ABC to figure out that people just really, really, REALLY didn't like Christine Amanpour looking down her nose and addressing them in a smug, condescending manner in her non-American accent?"

 

I t took a long time because the ABC executives really do agree with looking down their noses at the American people and addressing them in a smug condescending manner.

226 Is the idea to have Beth read bad prOn or good prOn? Because, frankly, I can write better prOn than that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (zF6Iw) This is why I am bitter bitter bitter about the success of 50 Shade of Grey or Gray or whatever it is. I, too, can write moderately competently written quasi D/s Cinemax level smut. But did I do that and make all that money? No. No, I did not. I'm just going to go back to pondering Faramir wandering out of an airplane hanger with grease smudged on his cheek and hold a wrench and where the hell did I leave those cigarettes and cookies.

227 A man so dedicated to world socialism and the democrat party line is valuable.  Even if he has     mental health issues.

228 Was that movie as terrible as I remember to anybody else?

With that annoying ass 'talking' Lucy I believe it was.

Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (fWAjv)

It was awful.  AWFUL.   The original novel by Michael Crichton was MUCH better.  

229 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) ________________ Nonsense Does an "s" at the end still count? Hope not...

230 218 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) --------- Please elaborate. - Masochistic for liberals. Sadistic toward conservatives. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (XUKZU) He's Juan tough hombre! Ha!

231 Is the idea to have Beth read bad prOn or good prOn? Because, frankly, I can write better prOn than that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (zF6Iw) Bannion and I threatened MWR/Beth that if they didn't come up with a good rant for the reading at the MoMee, we would make her read from 50 Shades.

232 There was a lass named Bess who had to confess of the morass she made with Tess.

233



David, upon seeing this in the news: "Honestly, can you, I mean really, this is incredible, unbelieveable, how dare they, I mean, HOW DARE THEY, who do they think they are, it is unfathomable, this is pathetic, unconscionable, who do they think they are, this is ridiculous, oh my god, can you believe this shit! Helen, get me some coffee, and when am I getting my hair done!!! Am I going to have to fire you???"

234 Does that mean everyone with those empty bullet casing key chains is committing a crime?! Posted by: tsrblke --------------------- Yes.

235 MWR just open a Florida newspaper all kind of crazed women there according to the news

236 Here's my version of corporate psychology: 1. Are you willing and able to perform the required functions of your job? 2. Does your job performance consistently demonstrate that you can perform these functions at least as well or preferably better than other available people? Yes to both of these questions: You have a job. No to either of these questions: Time for you to look for another job. I have no time and even less desire to understand why whatever issues you have prevent you from doing your job; particularly if, like Gregory, you can be replaced with just about anyone, have no unique skills, and your results consistently suck.

237

Never trust a Douchebag with two first names.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2)

 

I know, right?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A

 

Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Ed Henry

 

Fuckers.


Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o)

________________

 

Nonsense.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (32Ze2)

 

May the fleas of a thousand dead goats infest your lower colon.

 

 

238 Does that mean everyone with those empty bullet casing key chains is committing a crime?! Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (HDwDg) In DC, yes.

239 120 Just remember that the rule is superheroes names are both First Names Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (SO2Q Fuck Reed Richards

240 “My subconscious purses her lips and mouths the word ‘ho.’ In isolation, I find this line oddly compelling.

241
This is why I am bitter bitter bitter about the success of 50 Shade of Grey or Gray or whatever it is.

I, too, can write moderately competently written quasi D/s Cinemax level smut. But did I do that and make all that money? No. No, I did not.



Right?  I mean,   toss   a few  "turgids" and "tremblings" and "limpids" into a hat and pull them out at random and you can write some    suitably generic bodice ripper material.   Add some BDSM terms and you'e got "Fifty Shades."



I'm just going to go back to pondering Faramir wandering out of an airplane hanger with grease smudged on his cheek and hold a wrench and where the hell did I leave those cigarettes and cookies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (mf5HN)

*whimper*  I want to write this.

242 230 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) ________________ Nonsense Does an "s" at the end still count? Hope not... Posted by: Barbara Walters at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (7ObY1) ------------ Opie and I resent these insinuations. And we secretly direct custom home movies for Harry Reid.

243 Please elaborate.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (AiYlm)

 

 

----------------------------------------

 

 

Huh?  I'm on FNC.  No one wants to talk to me.  They think I'm stupid.

244 why don't you read the "In my ass" thread?

245 The purpose was to determine if David Gergory would stray off the reservation, message-wise. 2016 is a big year for NBC, the DNC's media arm, to get hillary clinton into the White House.

246 Was that movie as terrible as I remember to anybody else? With that annoying ass 'talking' Lucy I believe it was. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (fWAjv) Yes. Although Ernie Hudson's mercenary character was fun.

247 AlextheChick want me to send you the story idea I came up with yesterday morning?  Perhaps you can embellish.  Then we get Sefton to peddle it for us.  And $$$$

248 you can be replaced with just about anyone, have no unique skills, and your results consistently suck. Posted by: Damiano ------------------- In many ways, this is the story of the Obama presidency.

249 Opie and I resent these insinuations. And we secretly direct custom home movies for Harry Reid. Posted by: Ron Howard at April 21, 2014 01:06 PM (AiYlm) Poop Chute Productions?

250 Or a white van that he borrows from Harry Reid. Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (AiYlm) Why does it have to be a white van? Racist.

251 My mistake, the shotgun shell was not empty.

He was arrested and charged with possessing ammunition for a weapon he did not own.

Yes this is a law in some states. You cannot buy or possess ammunition for a weapon you do not own.

MD is one and DC is another there are a few others too. Il probably.

252 “My subconscious purses her lips and mouths the word ‘ho.’


In isolation, I find this line oddly compelling.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 01:05 PM (7ObY1)

It sounds like something written by a pensive Nicki Minaj.

253 My labia purses its lips and mouths the word "queef".

254 Where's Ace?

255 Annnnndddd scene! *the moron Horde quiets as Beth/MWR takes center stage* *Bannion hands her a sealed envelope* *What will it be? A rant? Or something far more sinister?* *MWR opens the envelope...* *Beth unfolds the sheet, prepares to speak, and...* “I’m losing all sense of self, every atom of my being concentrating hard on that small, potent powerhouse at the apex of my thighs.”

256 ...cooperate environment.... I am disappoint.

257 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? I've worked for myself for most of my adult life and don't have any real experience with working in a cooperate environment, so maybe this is totally normal. Or maybe it's a sign of something far more troubling. NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report. The point of hiring the consultant, NBC spokeswoman Meghan Pianta said, was to "to get perspective and insight from people who know him best." ... "GregoryÂ’s job does not appear to be in any immediate jeopardy, but there are plenty of signs of concern,” [The Washington Post's Paul] Farhi wrote. You have to wonder if perhaps NBC is just worried about Gregory's state of mind. I mean taking over the number one Sunday talk-show and running it into the ground has to be a heavy burden anyone. Still, it makes this image, and the DC prosecutor's decision not to try this obvious violation of the law, all the more troubling. gregory.PNG Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time. Posted by: DrewM. at 12:17 PM Comments 1 Roomy new thread. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 21, 2014 12:19 PM (ojnk6) 2 Can't he be both? Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:19 PM (AiYlm) 3 i'm with stu..... Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:20 PM (u8GsB) 4 Can't he be both? Pretty sure he is both. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:20 PM (Ua6T/) 5 Sometimes a large magazine is just a large magazine. Posted by: Sigmund Freud at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (RjEEc) 6 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? --- False dichotomy. David Gregory is a constellation of suck. He contains multitudes. Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4CVLy) 7 Raving douchetard? Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (bAGA/) 8 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time I don't. Fuck the pasty ape. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4df7R) 9 I'm going with jackass. Posted by: RolandTHTG at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (QM5S2) 10 Everybody at MSNBC and NBC are certifiable. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (t3UFN) 11 Drew, you forgot scary. That wacko-bird face of his is repelling most of the commenters. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/) 12 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time. you forgot your sarc tag Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (u8GsB) 13 Could the fact that he is a pud perhaps be the cause? Posted by: ejo at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (GXvSO) 14 Fuck the pasty ape. Somebody give soothsayer a valium. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/) 15 Let me know when Vox does an everything you need to know about David Gregory in one word. Posted by: SH at April 21, 2014 12:23 PM (gmeXX) 16 Network "Program" Total Viewers A25-54 CBS “Face the Nation” 3.03M 894K ABC “This Week” 2.29M 638K NBC “Meet the Press” 2.23M 677K FOX “Fox News Sunday” 1.27M 420K Univision “Al Punto” 563K 236K “Face the Nation” is based on the first half-hour only, as the full contiguous hour aired in just 50% of the country. Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2014 12:23 PM (T0NGe) 17 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:23 PM (32Ze2) 18 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? Not a binary choice. Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (RD7QR) 19 Um. Speak for yourself Drew. I myself wish upon him all that he deserves of what this planet can deliver. May he find himself in the position he ascribes to those he disdains and rues to his dying day his hubris and pomposity. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (JS0vr) 20 I don't. F*ck the pasty ape. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4df7R) Raycisss! Oh, he's white? Never mind. (Hi twin!) Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (r+7wo) 21 *cough* Posted by: Hotspur at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (5cgIv) 22 Nah, it's political. There's probably a David Gregory faction at NBCN and Gregory pissed off the wrong higher-up so he's getting put in his place. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (eytER) 23 I haven't paid that much attention to this guy and only had peripheral knowledge of him prior to the incident the pic references. But yeah, the prosecutor needs a "talking to." Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 21, 2014 12:24 PM (0HooB) 24 From the article: Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one thatÂ’s driven so heavily by one person Do you have to "connect" to host a Sunday talk show? It seems to me detachment would be an OK thing for an interviewer to have actually. Especially one who would have to be occasionally confrontation. You'd have to feign personabilty for the audience in certain segments, but that should be easy enough. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (HDwDg) 25 When I look at him and the way his jaw is shaped, I'm sorry, but I think he looks like a donkey, so yes, jackass. Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (ZWaLo) 26 Drew, You may have missed the update: UPDATE (11:17 a.m.): In an email, Pianta challenged Farhi's reporting, saying that the network brought in a "brand consultant" not a psychological one as Farhi reported: Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one thatÂ’s driven so heavily by one person. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) 27 I've never watched Gregory. Ever. Not one stinking second. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (cu9Nx) 28 25 When I look at him and the way his jaw is shaped, I'm sorry, but I think he looks like a donkey, so yes, jackass. Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (ZWaLo) I always thought shaved monkey. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) 29 I don't. Fuck the pasty ape. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:21 PM (4df7R) Beth supports bestiality? This is concerning. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (da5Wo) 30 Mr. Gregory is a scofflaw. He broke the law without consequence and now I imagine he's plotting his next caper. Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (oJUxt) 31 I'm not a lawyer, but if I was I wouldn't mind being David Gregory's lawyer after he gets fired. This is going to make for one heckuva payout. Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (TOk1P) 32 17 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job. I'd be more worried that it leaked out. Accidentally... Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (T0NGe) 33 Actually, some of us are pretty nice guys. Posted by: A Jackass at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (RjEEc) 34 I would be worried if my employer sent a shrink around to interview everyone I know. That, to me, just means you are on the way out and need to find another job. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:23 PM (32Ze2) Also this. In my old job we occasionally had to meet with occupational health people to ensure the animal work didn't start to drive anyone insane, but they never sent the work shrink to our *friends* Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (HDwDg) 35 They should've had to hire a prison consultant instead. Posted by: KG at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (p7BzH) 36 Corporate-wise, the study of Gregory's psyche is a way to avoid admitting the mistake they made firing the producer and not Gregory. Pretty soon, he will feel marginalized and he will seek out of his contract. IOW they make you miserable, then you leave on your own. Posted by: PJ at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (ZWaLo) 37 Oddly I met David Gregory and his wife while on vacay a few years back, had dinner with them, sat on the beach with them, and generally did what you do at a small beach hotel over the course of a week. He's a piece of work, snarky, over-impressed with himself and shallow. His wife might be worse. Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (F58x4) 38 Ummmm, yes. Next question? Posted by: Jim Scrummy at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (6T8Ay) 39 Doesn't Gregory have connections to that DC prosector that refused to go after him? Either through his wife or the prosecutors wife? I seem to remember that. Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (LI48c) 40 I'd be more worried that it leaked out. Accidentally... Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2014 12:26 PM (T0NGe ___________________ I didn't think about it like that. Could be grounds for a lawsuit? Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (32Ze2) 41 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Second update: Farhi said he checked with NBC twice on Sunday about the term "psychological" and that they had no objections at the time. "I checked it twice with them yesterday. No objections then," he wrote in an email. Sounds like NBC is in damage control mode. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (HDwDg) 42 I always thought shaved monkey. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Yes, you and my twin (Beth) have the right description. I have always thought that he looks like a non-human primate. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (r+7wo) 43 It would be easier to name the very few people in the media-political complex who aren't chemically unbalanced. Gregory is simply the poster boy. Posted by: Jaws at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (eKZp1) 44 Do you have to "connect" to host a Sunday talk show? It seems to me detachment would be an OK thing for an interviewer to have actually. Especially one who would have to be occasionally confrontation. You'd have to feign personabilty for the audience in certain segments, but that should be easy enough. Sincerity: once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 21, 2014 12:28 PM (0HooB) 45 how long before ronan farrow gets his psych eval? Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:28 PM (u8GsB) 46 Exactly how postmodern is it to psychologically analyze someone AFTER you hire him from a very public multimillion dollar gig? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2014 12:28 PM (659DL) 47 This begs one question: Is it that hard to find another boring, untalented shill for the democrat party and leftist causes? I mean seriously folks, this is his only mark in the plus column in a very skewed ledger. Why pay all this money to deal with a hack who may be crazy? Posted by: prescient11 at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (tVTLU) 48 37 Oddly I met David Gregory and his wife while on vacay a few years back, had dinner with them, sat on the beach with them, and generally did what you do at a small beach hotel over the course of a week. He's a piece of work, snarky, over-impressed with himself and shallow. His wife might be worse. Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (F58x4) Simple version: He's a d-bag. Posted by: Jim Scrummy at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (6T8Ay) 49 26 - Brand consultants don't usually wear white labcoats, carry big ol' nets, and shake little toy choo choos in your face. Posted by: They're Coming To Take Me Away at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (TOk1P) 50 Doctor, just how serious is David's personality disorder? Is it related to his being dropped on his head repeatedly as a child by the other kids? Posted by: Lester at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (2UPXV) 51 Exactly how postmodern is it to psychologically analyze someone AFTER you hire him from a very public multimillion dollar gig? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2014 12:28 PM (659DL) just wait to see how crazy he gets when you take his job away!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (u8GsB) 52 Fuck the pasty ape. Somebody give soothsayer a valium. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/) lol! To be fair, an ape is not a monkey. Though I don't think soothsayer would care too much about the differences. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (4df7R) 53 Gregory should act more like an alpha male and wear more earth tones. Posted by: Burt Toste at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (7QnCd) 54 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (fWAjv) Read the update that came after that. The WaPo reporter is sticking by his story. Posted by: DrewM. at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (wdXFj) 55 this is all the rage with management and head hunting search firms. They do what they call "360" reviews, wherein they have everybody rate everybody, superiors, subordinates, and equals. They then collect the reviews and use it to evaluate the performance of the executive. They do this in the military too now, because the DoD must copy everything business does. When large companies are looking for executives, they employ search firms. The search firms then interview all of the above, and sometimes the spouse, to see if the candidate fits the "corporate culture" If they are looking to promote someone within the company to an executive position, they do all of the above, and hire a "coach" for the internal candidates as part of their "professional development" of the candidates. And the "coach" wants to meet with the spouse and sometimes the kids. And all of this interviewing and reviewing and coaching can take more than a year and the large companies pay for all this. Its all pushed on them from the Human Resources department of the company. Its part of the chickafication of business sometimes, after al lthe review, and interviews and coaching they use the information to fire the person bye bye Gregory Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (zOTsN) 56 The answer to the lack of appeal of Gregory seems much simpler, IMO. If you just want to leftwing talking points you can just as easily see them presented by clowns like Colbert and Stewart, or idiotic eye candy like the latest Hollywood starlets. Considering that why would you watch a boring old guy who just talks and talks? Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (78TbK) 57 Pasty, crazy, and at the bottom of the ratings heap is o way to go through life, Gregory. Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (RD7QR) 58 False dichotomy in the headline. Of course, sharing the news department with MSNBC staff, the fact that management thinks he might be crazy is kind of telling... Posted by: can of spam at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (g0aRc) 59 Posted by: Chris Wallace Not sure which would be more amusing, that as a sock, or that NOT a sock... Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (rt3TY) 60 All of the Sunday shows are unwatchable because they are trying to create their own reality that just isn't so. Fox is the least worst on Sunday..... but frankly, I have stopped watching. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (32Ze2) 61 Archer says: "Uh, both?" Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (4+AaH) 62 How does this not merit a lawsuit by Mr.Gregory against NBC? Think about it. Your company admits to having a psychologist out interviewing your friends. If this is something Gregory gave permission to do(I can't imagine doing it) , then at the very least, there is a privacy violation issue in NBC somehow allowing a competitive media outlet(Wash. Post) to announce it. Psychological services fall under health care provisions offered by an employer. They are private and need to be initiated by the employee. The opposite would be if there were an agreement between NBC and Gregory that he would seek counseling due to behavior issues, etc. that was jeopardizing his job and in discussions, counseling was required if continued employment was desired. Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (OPPHX) 63 David, show us on the magazine where the nasty old gun touched you. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (0HooB) 64 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just And An Unlikable Jackass? FIFY and... yes Posted by: WaitingForMartel at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (BYSrJ) 65 Yeah, they must be trying to figure out how to weasel out of his contract. Most likely he is a real SOB to work with but he hasn't done anything that qualifies as bullying or sexual harassment yet. Posted by: spongeworthy at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (8Pg2o) 66 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (zF6Iw) 67 I've worked for myself for most of my adult life and don't have any real experience with working in a cooperate environment, so maybe this is totally normal. Doesn't seem at all normal to me. Normal people who become unstable and bring it into the workplace (nevermind committing a crime on live TV), just get fired. But Gregory's probably got ties to people who can funnel our tax dollars into NBC's coffers. Posted by: HR at April 21, 2014 12:32 PM (ZKzrr) 68 52 Fuck the pasty ape. Somebody give soothsayer a valium. Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2014 12:22 PM (Ua6T/) lol! To be fair, an ape is not a monkey. Though I don't think soothsayer would care too much about the differences. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:29 PM (4df7R) I'm afraid to ask..... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:32 PM (da5Wo) 69 "Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time." FUCK! THAT! NOISE! Since the left is constantly calling for the arest, silencing, termination (job wise) andtermination (life wise) of those that dare disagree with their little utiopian ideals, I wish them nothing but long, slow, painful lives. Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at April 21, 2014 12:32 PM (znT2j) 70 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:30 PM (32Ze2) i skipped through all of fox new sunday except the piece on george washington's distillery i haven't watched david gregory in over a year.... Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:32 PM (u8GsB) 71 his mouth looks like Homer Simpson's. Posted by: X at April 21, 2014 12:32 PM (KHo8t) 72 it isn't a psychologist per se its a psychologist who does executive "coaching" and they are looking to fire him Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (zOTsN) 73 so He passed The specific psychologists exam? anyway as all they have on are liberals and liberal republicans what were they afraid of? Someone disagreeing with the program? He would throw the clip at one of them? It certainly sin't that Gregory thinks or does anything differently than the rest of them. of course they do not have to follow laws they want to burden us with. and they are not made to. Posted by: willow at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (nqBYe) 74 NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report. I'll say this: as a general rule, if you want to get greater insight into someone's personality, you speak TO THAT PERSON, not to the people around them. You talk to their friends, family and acquaintances when you're trying to compile evidence for something. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (4df7R) 75 David, if I can just take a moment and read to you what some have said, at this time is a difficult position, granted, but it says here, and bear with me, "Many have said that David Gregory is an masturbatory obtuse dumbass with massive personality problems and is so warped and bent that to begin to take him apart will leave him a crying, drooling mess." Thoughts, reactions, comments? Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (HQml1) 76 He's just keeping the seat warm for Luke Russert. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (BAS5M) 77 no wonder i always want to call him dick gregory instead of david........ Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (u8GsB) 78 Anyone want to see inside my colon? Posted by: Katie Couric at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (RjEEc) 79 Alternatively, perhaps Gregory is just getting ready to tag up with Carney, and its the cover story for the background checks. Remember, just because it is in the paper doesn't mean its true. Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (4+AaH) 80 Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2014 12:31 PM (OPPHX) I'd have to think really hard about this, but I'm not sure that's necessarily true. If it's "therapy" yeah it's probably covered by one of the privacy laws. But if Gregory's not a patient then I'm not so sure this is true. Analogous example: your company brings in a "team building expert" to assess your team dynamics. Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy? Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (HDwDg) 81 Anybody else here want to see the MSM collapse in a cloud of leaks and lawsuits? Because I'd pay damn good money to watch that. From my throne of skulls within my bunker in an undisclosed location, 'cause that would get messy in a hurry. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (rt3TY) 82 Any one of us here could parody a Sunday Morning Talk Show host and do a better job than Gregory. The more "Over the top" the better. NBC would lap it up. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (32Ze2) 83 and another thing. Even though i despise Gregory, they bring in a psychologist because he held a clip? if they'd do that to him what about us that might hold a whole damn gun and still want a job? or is this not only related to the pic? Posted by: willow at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (nqBYe) 84 I'm thinking that the part of the interview where David screamed "Fuck the weasels! Kill all paisley apes! Mommy!" didn't help him much. Just a hunch. Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2014 12:35 PM (RD7QR) 85 the "coach" gives him performance "standards" he has to achieve by a certain timeline. He doesn't meet them, he is fired Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:35 PM (zOTsN) 86 Although I miss working, I'm glad that I got out before I had to try to deal with the new paradigm of people who have no connection or clue about the requirements of a position being in charge of finding someone to fill it. I had one experience and that was enough. It was a hoist repair mechanic job and I knew I was out as soon as the HR Chicklet asked me "where do you see yourself in 5 years?". Psychological mumbo jumbo may be okay for corporate execs and managers but for the grunts on the line, it's skill, dexterity and stamina that are the big requirements. None of which can be determined by your score on some test some pointy headed Psych major dreamed up. And people wonder why all the jobs got outsourced to China. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (JS0vr) 87 They're just laying the groundwork to replace him with Eric Holder. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (SO2Q 88 85 the "coach" gives him performance "standards" he has to achieve by a certain timeline. He doesn't meet them, he is fired Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:35 PM (zOTsN) Which, of course, leads us to the question of what "standards" they have in mind. Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (RD7QR) 89 No network wants another Chris Matthews breakdown. Not now. Not right before the election. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (cu9Nx) 90 Anyone want to see inside my colon? Posted by: Katie Couric ;--) Posted by: Will Folks at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (Ua6T/) 91 Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy? Uh...the desire to ever have a paying client again, which if you get a rep as being someone who burns your clients, you won't? Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (rt3TY) 92 Yes, you and my twin (Beth) have the right description. I have always thought that he looks like a non-human primate. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 21, 2014 12:27 PM (r+7wo) Guess we're not the only ones. http://tinyurl.com/k729uzu 10 orangutans that look like David Gregory Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (fWAjv) 93 Greeaaaat. Ok, Mr. Gregory, now could you scratch your head with one arm and scratch your pit with the other. Greaaaat. Now how about some vocalization. I'm thinking something like "Oook, ook, ook." Posted by: Psych & Brand Consultant at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (ujux6) 94 Analogous example: your company brings in a "team building expert" to assess your team dynamics. Excluding NDA's the company makes the person sign, what would bind the consultant to your privacy? Posted by: tsrblke this is what it is I would be. not a team building "expert" but a "coach" I really think it is a way for HR to outsource their documentation so they can get rid of somebody Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (zOTsN) 95 Ronan Farrow needs to spruce up his resume. And let his chin whiskers grow out a little. Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (oJUxt) 96 Chris forgot to mention that there was a large bowl of tortilla chips on the table with salsa and guacamole on the side David double dips EVERY ... FUCKING ... TIME Posted by: Mrs Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (aTXUx) 97 This news seems to come after he just fucked over the dancer who had her leg blown off by those Muslim pieces of shit. He did that, on purpose. That is how much of an asshole he is. Can you imagine going to work and having to deal with someone who is such a nasty piece of shit? But he has great hair, of course. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (HQml1) 98 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:33 PM (4df7R Generally speaking. But take the case of an arrogant asshole. I happen to be one as well, so I have some expertise in this area. I'm unlikely to tell the therapist much more than what I suspect they want to hear. And since I'm just shy of crazy myself, I tend to tweak my persona to fit the perceived social situation I'm in (I say "perceived" because I'm not always all that great at assessing it.) So actually if you really want to figure out what's up with me, and I don't have reason to trust you it might be better to flip a few of my friends. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (HDwDg) 99 Nothing a little mandible reduction surgery won't fix. Posted by: wth at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (wAQA5) 100 If I wasn't such a tool I would feel bad about the way I abused little Gregory years ago. Once he was 13 years old I lost interest in him, but it has been nice seeing how well he's recovered from the years of abuse in Searchlight. Certainly glad I kept the pictures as they have come in "handy" over the years. Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (GgPam) 101 Whenever I want 'perspective and insight from people who know him best', I always hire someone I don't know so that I can get the straight, thirdhand scoop. Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2014 12:37 PM (FcR7P) 102 NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report. Well, he was quiet, never caused no problems. Would wave back if waved to. Kinda kept to himself in the house. Rarely saw him or the wife out in the yard. This is so shocking . . . . Posted by: A Neighbor at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (BAS5M) 103 I am glad I work for myself too. Corporate "culture" is not for me because it requires you to kiss ass. I don't kiss ass. It also requires you to work for and line the pockets of stupid people. I hate stupid people. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (32Ze2) 104 Can the Psychologist do Chris Matthews next, or is that just an easily diagnosed case of tourettes and drunkeness? Posted by: taylork at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (9bPUR) 105 Why no, my Davey is a perfectly normal boy, why do you ask? Posted by: David Gregory's Sister/Mother at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (TOk1P) 106 Anyone want to see inside my colon? Posted by: Katie Couric at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (RjEEc) Talk about your Jersey Turnpike. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (zF6Iw) 107 In an email, Pianta challenged Farhi's reporting, saying that the network brought in a "brand consultant" not a psychological one as Farhi reported: Last year Meet the Press brought in a brand consultant — not, as reported, a psychological one — to better understand how its anchor connects. This is certainly not unusual for any television program, especially one thatÂ’s driven so heavily by one person. Was this "brand consultant" meeting with Gregory's friends and family, as originally reported? Because again, what the hell does that have to do with the purpose of a "brand" consultant? You'd want to have interviews with the audience, not the man's close acquaintances. All they're going to do is tell you, "He's a nice guy, really!" like every gangbanger's mother says about her son after the little angel has just shot six people. Your brand doesn't necessarily have to have anything to do with how you are IN REALITY. Rather, it has everything to do with how you are PERCEIVED. Johnny Carson was an asshole, but he was perceived by the audience as a great guy. That was his brand. If they want to fix Gregory's brand they need to start by identifying why everyone hates him ("smarmy son of a bitch" should fit the bill), then work with HIM to fix that aspect of his persona. It's got jack shit to do with those in his close circle of friends, family and colleagues. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (4df7R) 108 Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:36 PM (rt3TY) Well yeah. But my point was more if NBC wanted this out, I'm not sure Gregory has any recourse to stop it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (HDwDg) 109 Psychological screening. It was a big thing in the USSR just before the preference cascade. The liberal left lusts after the power of mind control, both individual and the masses. Anyone who doesn't agree with liberal ideology must be insane. They can be no other explanation. Posted by: Williams the Youngest at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (TYYSB) 110 To be replaced by award winning hard hitting news hound Ronin Farrow. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (fWAjv) 111 Maybe he just has a potassium deficiency. A good source of potasium? Bananas. Posted by: Jane Goodall at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (29vnO) 112 Yes, the "brand" comment is CYA big time. No one believes this. The lawyers have to be lining up and truthfully, I think he has a case. NBC, the brilliance shows through..... Posted by: Jen at April 21, 2014 12:40 PM (OPPHX) 113 27 I've never watched Gregory. Ever. Not one stinking second. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2014 12:25 PM (cu9Nx) Me, either. He looks like quite the ignorant doorknob, though. Doesn't appear that many synapses are firing in there. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 21, 2014 12:40 PM (lbj7A) 114 They didn't even try to find the reason why Amanpour didn't connect with viewers on the Sunday talk shows. WAR ON WOMENZ! Hint: rhymes with "bureau hunt" Posted by: resist we much at April 21, 2014 12:40 PM (u0wJh) 115 Leave David Gregory alooooone!! Posted by: Chris Crocker at April 21, 2014 12:40 PM (TOk1P) 116 That Wayne LaPierre didn't go over the table and kick the shit out of DG during the infamious banned hicap mag interview is both a testament to LaPierre's self control and proof that there are no longer any consequences for being a complete dickbag. Thanks a lot, legal industry. Helluva job. Posted by: Jaws at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (eKZp1) 117 OT. How can we adapt to the coming obliteration of privacy from omnipresent technology, freeing our lives from increased subjugation by lawyers? Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (wu/TK) 118 I wouldn't try someone for an act that shouldn't be illegal in the first place. Of course, that isn't the reason David Gregory wasn't tried. Posted by: whoever at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (pjMym) 119 59 - exactly and 60 - exactly Posted by: Roscoe at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (MIovV) 120 Just remember that the rule is superheroes names are both First Names Bruce Wayne Clark Kent Peter Parker Barry Allen Diana Prince Hal Jordan Steve Rogers .... David Gregory??? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (SO2Q 121 NBC News last year hired a "psychological consultant" to interview David Gregory's friends and family, part of an effort to get greater insight into the "Meet the Press" host's personality, according to a new report. I. I really don't know how to respond to that. Other than if someone told me my job required that I allow a "psychological consultant" to interview my friends and family, I would tell that person that, no, it didn't, because I would no longer be in that job. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (mf5HN) 122 You couldn't prove he was sane by me. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (XUKZU) 123 110 To be replaced by award winning hard hitting news hound Ronin Farrow. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:39 PM (fWAjv) *goes into kitchen to get dishtowel to wipe off keyboard* Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (lbj7A) 124 We all go a little mad sometimes. Posted by: Norman Bates at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (Ks4nX) 125 One study has found that on average across the country, people of color are living in neighborhoods with 38% more air pollution than in neighborhoods where white Americans live. Today on MHP. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (fWAjv) 126 Crazy and unlikable jackass are not mutually exclusive categories. Also, I don't know if "cooperate environment" was an intended play on words, but I did get a chuckle, being someone that did not play well with others in such an environment. Posted by: flounder at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (Kkt/i) 127 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (mf5HN) Limelight disease. Gregory will consent to whatever to stay in the limelight I suspect Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 12:43 PM (HDwDg) 128 usually if you are an asshole in one arena, you are an asshole in all of them. Interviewing the family and friends is just a way, creepy as it is, to confirm what they got in the 360 review from his coworkers, superiors and subordinates. I am not defending this practice, I am just saying what it is. This isn't "therapy" per se, but coaching, which they are going to use as documentation to fire him and the fact someone has leaked this means that they have already made the decision to do it Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:43 PM (zOTsN) 129 But my point was more if NBC wanted this out, I'm not sure Gregory has any recourse to stop it. Well no, of course not. All it takes is a patsy and the deed gets done. Still has consequences for the patsy, natch. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 21, 2014 12:43 PM (rt3TY) 130 So Obama and Holder are laying the groundwork for mass pardoning of prisoners. Laying the groundwork means the media trotting out the most sympathetic possible prisoners -- ideally white and female -- as the face of Obama's mass pardons. Fox News ‏@FoxNews #DOJ broadening criteria for clemency, expects thousands of new applications http://fxn.ws/1fguyDb Posted by: Separate but Stupid at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (ZPrif) 131 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) 132 With that much space between his nose and his upper lip,Gregory could grow a stache that would put Tom Selleck to shame. Posted by: resist we much at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (u0wJh) 133 If it was a brand consultant, why talk to friends/family? That sound odd to anyone else? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (SO2Q 134 I read this and immediately thought no way. He's a gay in good political standing. Untouchable. Then I realized I had him mixed uo with that other silver headed asshole on CNN. If Gregs (British term of affection) can just bring himself to perform a little bathhouse duty Im sure this can be written off as a simple misunderstanding. The media for males is pretty much a closed shop nowadays. If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay. Cough Strahan Cough Posted by: pc at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (P5lQ4) 135 people of color are living in neighborhoods with 38% more air pollution than in neighborhoods where white Americans live. ___ I blame all those damn "healthy" beans. Why the hell does Michelle get to eat the ribs while I get tofu, sprouts, and bean surprise? Posted by: Barack Obama at April 21, 2014 12:45 PM (78TbK) 136 In fairness though, one has to wonder exactly how Chris Matthews or "take my liver" ED have made it past scrutiny for this long. Is it just assumed that they are fucking lunatics?? lol Posted by: prescient11 at April 21, 2014 12:45 PM (tVTLU) 137 Why no, my Davey is a perfectly normal boy, why do you ask? Posted by: David Gregory's Sister/Mother at April 21, 2014 12:38 PM (TOk1P) ------------------------------------------- He plays with his penis a lot, and eats his poop, but other than that....... Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (cu9Nx) 138 The media for males is pretty much a closed shop nowadays. If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay. Cough Strahan Cough Posted by: pc at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (P5lQ4) __________________ Why do you think I kept the gap in my front teeth.... Posted by: Michael Strahan at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (32Ze2) 139 @49 Brand consultants don't usually wear white labcoats, carry big ol' nets, and shake little toy choo choos in your face. Posted by: They're Coming To Take Me Away _______________________ All the brand consultants that my pal Barry brings to my play dates do. Posted by: Joe Biden at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (yFb77) 140 83 and another thing. Even though i despise Gregory, they bring in a psychologist because he held a clip? if they'd do that to him what about us that might hold a whole damn gun and still want a job? or is this not only related to the pic? Posted by: willow at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (nqBYe) Who knows. But remember its not just that he brought an illegal magazine onto his show. They also requested to the police that they be allowed to do it, were denied, and then he did it anyways. Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LI48c) 141 If I see a male moving up the ladder I automatically assume it's because he's gay. ___ I WON Posted by: Barack Obama at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (78TbK) 142 Does he have an alcohol problem? It seems that on more than one occasion he is obviously under the influence while theoretically on the job. Posted by: Sad Pug at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (8c12T) 143 David Gregory??? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 21, 2014 12:41 PM (SO2Q Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (fWAjv) 144 Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:42 PM (fWAjv) EVEN WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER !!1!1!1!!! How do White people DO THAT? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (JS0vr) 145 "The government, these days, is a mass media with a military" - Greg Gutfeld, from NOT COOL Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (7ObY1) 146 NBC Meet the Press host David Gregory reportedly threw quite the tantrum on Tuesday over a charity event held on a street near his home that has temporarily caused a shortage of on-street Google abd neighbor He flipped on his neighbor. Posted by: Madamex at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (cVpGD) 147 If it was a brand consultant, why talk to friends/family? That sound odd to anyone else? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 I think it was really an executive coach. see my posts above Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (zOTsN) 148 131 - Three first names, forgetaboutit. Posted by: L.H. Oswald at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (TOk1P) 149 Considering all the other mental health case studies employed by (MS)NBC, if David were the only one being psychologically "brand profiled" it would be...profoundly hilarious. Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (AiYlm) 150 Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (fWAjv) Or assassin. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (4df7R) 151 I believe he is a Jackass.. Does anyone else think his mouth looks like a chimps mouth? Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (thLL 152 Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (fWAjv) ___________________ Nah. Actual serial killers have Wayne as a middle name. Posted by: My Middle Name is Wayne at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (32Ze2) 153 Scrivner will be the face of the Obama's mass clemency. As a white female she is not at all representative of the group that will be pardoned, which will be mostly black gang members. I like the bit where they emphasize that she's a god-fearing Christian. Not subtle, but pieces like this aren't trying to be subtle. This is propaganda. Obama's gonna save an innocent white Christian lady. Yahoo News ‏@YahooNews Barbara Scrivner, sentenced to 30 years, holds hope for Obama clemency promise: http://yhoo.it/1ffVQJK pic.twitter.com/Db3FecB77I Posted by: Separate but Stupid at April 21, 2014 12:47 PM (ZPrif) 154 if dick i mean david gregory had a nut sack, he'd say you know what's crazy? washington dc gun laws....how the hell can it be illegal to be in possesion of an empty or even a partially or fully loaded magazine ? Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 21, 2014 12:48 PM (u8GsB) 155 Unlikeable, nobody wants him around, annoying. I get that a lot too. But then I don't have a national news program. Posted by: Fique el-Material at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (bbivj) 156 If they want ratings they need to give the people what they want. I'm thinking Celebrity Deathmatch with David Gregory v. Keith Olbermann. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (XUKZU) 157 Our gun laws are awesome..... Posted by: 9 Dead in Chi-Ca-Go at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (32Ze2) 158 How do White people DO THAT? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (JS0vr) shhhhh. Ancient Whitey Secret... Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (fWAjv) 159 NOBODY HAS EVER PSYCHOLOGICALLY PROFILED ME. BECAUSE I AM SANE. I AM PERFECTLY SANE, AND VERY WISE. AND SMART. AND RIGHT ABOUT THINGS. MR. LORD PRESIDENT OBAMA SIR I LOVE YOU!!!!11!!!! Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (AiYlm) 160 they prolly got him a coach cause his co-workers hate him. and to rule out any nasty backstabbing climbers they interviewed his family too. The thing with the neighbor proves the rule, asshole in one arena, asshole in all of them Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (zOTsN) 161 Sounds like a serial killer. ___ Now look, you can't judge a man just by his name. Why look at me. Why with a name like mine you might say that guy has a sound proofed basement, a big backyard with lots of dirt, and a new shovel every few months. But, uh, I just like to garden, and uh, experiment on my plants in a quiet room Wait, what were we talking about? Posted by: Harry Reid at April 21, 2014 12:49 PM (78TbK) 162 131 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A) 163 I hate most people, because they suck. That is all. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (mUtlc) 164 too bad. Al Jezeera not hiring these days Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN) 165 162 131 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (7ObY1) 166 I bet David Gregory's mom had him tested. So ashamed that it took that long for it to be said, Horde. So ashamed. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (mf5HN) 167 Gregorys next job? where is it that Rather "works"? Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN) 168 where is it that Rather "works"? Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN) Doesn't he work for some trumped-up Infomercial channel? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:52 PM (4df7R) 169 where is it that Rather "works"? Obtaining the frequency, at an undisclosed location. Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 12:52 PM (7ObY1) 170 Harry Reid --- Dude, your middle name is Mason... Posted by: sirhan wayne sirhan at April 21, 2014 12:52 PM (SO2Q 171 I know. With the Clinton Global Initiative. Where all failed "journalists" go. Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:52 PM (zOTsN) 172 152 Actually David Michael Gregory. Sounds like a serial killer. ------------ Or someone with a whole lot in common with Harry Reid... Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (AiYlm) 173 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets. Posted by: Walknot at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (86zol) 174 Gregory is a smug jackass...... Of thread, but: Six conundrums for socialists in the USA 1. Socialist Americans, like Obama, believe the US is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives control the government. 4. Their representatives control the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries. Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (YG/LY) 175 Alan Colmes was on FOX talking how great a President obama is. Then why is the world going to hell in a handbag? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (t3UFN) 176 Not a serial killer, just got my dick cut off by my cray-cray wife, but I do have the classic middle name. Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (7ObY1) 177 Go with "borderline personality disorder". It's the term psychologists use when they mean "asshole". Posted by: ZBBMcFate at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (Hj9yW) 178 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets. Posted by: Walknot at April 21, 2014 12:53 PM (86zol) Well he shouldn't have gone crushing all those explorer's skulls with stone paddles in "Congo," then. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R) 179 So... running around NBC while screaming "My LIFE for YOU!" whenever Obama's name has mentioned is starting to be considered odd? Posted by: Damiano at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (j0wOO) 180 Naturally all of us here at the HQ wish Mr. Gregory the best in this difficult time. Oh, sarcasm. That is so awesome..... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (TIIx5) 181 I think this guy is a major tool as much as the next person but to have your employer bring in a "psychological consultant" to talk to friends and family to get insight as to why you suck so bad is...well about as harsh as it gets. Posted by: Walknot the more money at stake, the more likely you have to put up with some form of this new HR scrutiny Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (zOTsN) 182 Odds on David Michael Gregory being Jay Carney's eventual replacement as Press Sec? He'd be a perfect fit. Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (AiYlm) 183 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? No, he is just a liberal (stupid) jackass. Are you surprised? Posted by: georgeofthedesert at April 21, 2014 12:55 PM (Eq2MX) 184 Beware the consultant! We hired a corporate psychologist for a couple of months. It's usually a maneuver by management to absolve itself of any culpability. I told them I would only participate if I got to see the report to address any potential problems they had with my performance as it pertained to my work. Even though they promised, I never received a copy. Posted by: Travis McGee at April 21, 2014 12:55 PM (Ph479) 185 "I believe in God," Scrivner says. "I'm really mad with him." - Hey, Babs. God had nothing to do with you deciding to go into the shade tree pharmaceuticals market. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 12:55 PM (XUKZU) 186 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) 187 @138: Nah. That whole "dude on tv gotta be teh ghey" thing doesn't apply to the brothers. You need to bone up on the intracies that form progressive double standards. Posted by: Jaws at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (eKZp1) 188 I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future. zzzzZZZZZzzzz Posted by: The Sleeping Prophet at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (QupBk) 189 I'll take about three yards of the David Gregory brand horse-shit, I'll spread it on old flowers and shrubs that I want to die a horrible death. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (HQml1) 190 182 Odds on David Michael Gregory being Jay Carney's eventual replacement as Press Sec? He'd be a perfect fit. David Gregory needs to fight Chuck Todd for that job in a Cage Match. Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (7ObY1) 191 Go with "borderline personality disorder". It's the term psychologists use when they mean "asshole". Posted by: ZBBMcFate Ding ding ding ding ding! Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) 192 >>> Six conundrums for socialists in the USA 1. Socialist Americans, like Obama, believe the US is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives control the government. 4. Their representatives control the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer. 5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. 6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries. ... Everything you need to know about why the world is going to hell in a hand basket in 6 simple points. *stands up and applauds* Posted by: Damiano at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (j0wOO) 193 Chuck Todd = 2 first names Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (7ObY1) 194 Beware the consultant! We hired a corporate psychologist for a couple of months. It's usually a maneuver by management to absolve itself of any culpability. I told them I would only participate if I got to see the report to address any potential problems they had with my performance as it pertained to my work. Even though they promised, I never received a copy. Posted by: Travis McGee they should give you a copy but only the boss gets to opt out of it. And by boss, I mean CEO Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (zOTsN) 195 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R) *taps foot* ........................ “HeÂ’s my very own Christian Grey flavor Popsicle.” “HmmÂ… heÂ’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty…” “My subconscious purses her lips and mouths the word ‘ho.Â’ I ignore her.” “Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down again. Up and down like whoresÂ’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go.” “It slips down my throat, all seawater, salt, the sharp tang of citrus, and fleshinessÂ… ooh. I lick my lips, and heÂ’s watching me intently, his eyes hooded.” Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (da5Wo) 196 They also requested to the police that they be allowed to do it, were denied, and then he did it anyways. Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LI48c) buzzion, i had not known that . thank you. Posted by: willow at April 21, 2014 12:58 PM (nqBYe) 197 I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future. zzzzZZZZZzzzz Posted by: The Sleeping Prophet at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (QupBk) "I will cut a bitch if he gets up in my hizzy." - Nic Nolte, in a mint condition Frigidaire box behind Grauman's Chinese Theater Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:58 PM (4df7R) 198 David Michael Gregory of New York, New York was arraigned today on 127 counts of murder, attempted murder, attempted rape, and conspiracy to commit lewd acts with a weasel. Posted by: joncelli at April 21, 2014 12:58 PM (RD7QR) 199 How long did it take ABC to figure out that people just really, really, REALLY didn't like Christine Amanpour looking down her nose and addressing them in a smug, condescending manner in her non-American accent? They're still trying to climb up out of that hole they dug for themselves. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth (@Teresa_Koch) at April 21, 2014 12:58 PM (PZ6/M) 200 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (da5Wo) *WHIIINE* Oh God, noooooooo! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:58 PM (4df7R) 201 188 I see a cardboard box in Mr. Gregory's future. zzzzZZZZZzzzz Posted by: The Sleeping Prophet at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (QupBk) ---------------- Or a white van that he borrows from Harry Reid. Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (AiYlm) 202 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) 203 Well he shouldn't have gone crushing all those explorer's skulls with stone paddles in "Congo," then. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R) Was that movie as terrible as I remember to anybody else? With that annoying ass 'talking' Lucy I believe it was. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (fWAjv) 204 So David Gregory is a banana with a clip? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (DlqJm) 205 202 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) --------- Please elaborate. Posted by: Stu-22 at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (AiYlm) 206 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) We are far more interested in justice than most people. Posted by: Nancy Grace at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (XUKZU) 207 202 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) Sorry that your son has 'come out' there bud. It gets better! Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (fWAjv) 208 ABC figure that they could get rid of Amanpour and she would just do something else. She wouldn't sue Gregory cant do anything else. He is Ron Burgandy. And he is an asshole. And he will sue they are covering their asses Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:00 PM (zOTsN) 209 Cookie truck. Nets. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (aDwsi) 210 My van isn't plain white. It's a Mister Softee ice cream truck that I bought for fifty bucks at the junkyard. The bell still works, too. I offer 51 flavors to the kiddies. But I really only have one flavor. Posted by: Noted Pederast Hairy Reid at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (7ObY1) 211 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 12:57 PM (da5Wo) Is the idea to have Beth read bad prOn or good prOn? Because, frankly, I can write better prOn than that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (zF6Iw) 212 And the Prosecutor's wife just happens to be buds with Gregory's wife and the Prosecutor is fighting a FOIA request by Legal Insurrection for all the emails, reports, recordings etc. that relate to how and why the Prosecutor declined to indict Mr. Gregory for his KNOWN crime of possession of contraband. Meanwhile a guy was arrested and convicted of possessing AN EMPTY SHOTGUN SHELL by the same Prosecutor's office. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (JS0vr) 213 If I may just add David, people have said, and these are credible sources, that you are such an asshole you make Woody Allen look like Mr Rogers. Any truth to the rumors you are a hissy fit away from wetting your pants at all times? Care to comment? Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (HQml1) 214 Is NBC'S David Gregory Crazy Or Just An Unlikable Jackass? Yes. Posted by: model_1066 at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (tNrYO) 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) ________________ Nonsense Posted by: Chris Wallace at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (32Ze2) 216 * ponders Ron Paul * Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (aDwsi) 217 they may or ay not be gay, but I had read that both of Juan Williams' sons are conservatives Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (zOTsN) 218 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) --------- Please elaborate. - Masochistic for liberals. Sadistic toward conservatives. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (XUKZU) 219 BC screwing around with pills again?!? Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (fWAjv) 220 Two sentence Pr0n??? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (DlqJm) 221 Okay, I need a thread about stupid women doing stupid, misandry-riddled things so that I may pen a suitable rant to prevent me from having to read from "Fifty Shades of Grey" at the MoMee. Please, Cobs, MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR ME. I'm desperate! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (4df7R) 222 Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) Hi there, girlfriend! Posted by: Barney Frank at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (lbj7A) 223 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (JS0vr) Empty ammo is ammo now? Does that mean everyone with those empty bullet casing key chains is committing a crime?! Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (HDwDg) 224 May we, for just once, talk about MY problems? Posted by: Juan Williams at April 21, 2014 12:59 PM (cu9Nx) Like how your sons turned out to be right-wingers? Quelle horreur! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (TIIx5) 225 217 they may or ay not be gay, but I had read that both of Juan Williams' sons are conservatives Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:02 PM (zOTsN) That's what I meant. Came out of the closet and admitted being conservative. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (fWAjv) 226 "How long did it take ABC to figure out that people just really, really, REALLY didn't like Christine Amanpour looking down her nose and addressing them in a smug, condescending manner in her non-American accent?" I t took a long time because the ABC executives really do agree with looking down their noses at the American people and addressing them in a smug condescending manner. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (hLRSq) 227 Is the idea to have Beth read bad prOn or good prOn? Because, frankly, I can write better prOn than that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:01 PM (zF6Iw) This is why I am bitter bitter bitter about the success of 50 Shade of Grey or Gray or whatever it is. I, too, can write moderately competently written quasi D/s Cinemax level smut. But did I do that and make all that money? No. No, I did not. I'm just going to go back to pondering Faramir wandering out of an airplane hanger with grease smudged on his cheek and hold a wrench and where the hell did I leave those cigarettes and cookies. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (mf5HN) 228 A man so dedicated to world socialism and the democrat party line is valuable. Even if he has mental health issues. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM

258 they should give you a copy

but only the boss gets to opt out of it. And by boss, I mean CEO

Should, but won't. It has to contain some unflattering remarks. I should've got the promise in writing. BTW, why shouldn't I be allowed to opt out? Why should I live with some subjective assessment on my psychological well-being on my permanent record?

259 Fuck.

260 my mangina purses its lips and releases the scent of Sex Panther

261 “I’m losing all sense of self, every atom of my being concentrating hard on that small, potent powerhouse at the apex of my thighs.”

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:08 PM (da5Wo)

You are a cruel, cruel man.  

262 got s/b gotten

263 OH WHAT THE FUCK???? Of course it was Luap Nor. Of Fucking Course.

264 243 230 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) ********** YEAH, YOU JERKS.

265 Ron Paul to the Barrel!  Holy SHIT to the Barrel!

266 I always knew Ron Paul was crazy

267 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 01:07 PM (JS0vr) How do you...huh? I acutally own a bit of ammo for weapons I don't own. My friends and I share guns at the range, and for simplicity in accounting we provide and keep the ammo we shoot. Exactly why should that be made illegal?

268 Luap Nor to the Great and Mighty Saarlac.

Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200.

269 Thank you, Ron Paul, for the extensive yet uneccessary recap. Go chase a chemtrail or something.

270 I've never seen one minute of Gregory on air, I do trust the horde to give an apt description of this tool.

271 Gregory (and are his ilk in the MFM) is a stronzo.*

* Italian:  n. floating piece of shit.

272 The Barrel has lifeless eyes...... black eyes......like a doll's eyes.....

273 For crime deterrence you have two main levers 1. Odds of being caught 2. Severity of punishment Sentencing was toughened in the 90s to deal with the huge crime wave because cops found it impossible to increase the odds of being caught much. Low odds of being caught + light punishment = a lot more career criminals. Which is where America is headed again, most likely. We'll see.

274 Cut and paste is part of the Vast Jew Conspiracy, Ron. You of all people should knew this.

275 The Barrel has Harry Reid eyes?

276 And people wonder why all the jobs got outsourced to China. It's not HR mumbo-jumbo that caused offshoring to China. It's regulations, especially those that are designed solely to benefit Unions and funnel money to Democrats and their constituents. I've worked with teams in China and India. It's a pain in the butt. It takes 24 hours to get even simple requests done. There are all sorts of communications issues that you just don't have when you're dealing with a local team. Then there's differences in work product. Some of the programmers I've worked with in India returned the most buggy half-assed code I've ever seen in my life. I'm including the stuff I saw college kids half-assing. People here in the US wouldn't put up with what they have to by offshoring if it weren't so difficult to function here in the US.

277

265 243 230 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2)

 

But what about me?

278 This week on Meet the Press:  50 Shades of David Gregory:

Eroticism or Collective Suicide?

279 Luap Nor to the Great and Mighty Saarlac.

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2014 01:10 PM (DlqJm)

However, DO dust yourself with Old Bay and some garlic powder.   The Mighty   Saarlac    has   a craving.

280 272 Gregory (and are his ilk in the MFM) is a stronzo.* * Italian: n. floating piece of shit. The Italics have the best putdowns evah.

281 you can be replaced with just about anyone, have no unique skills, and your results consistently suck. Posted by: Damiano ------------------- In many ways, this is the story of the Obama presidency. Hillary Chelsea Lurch Mooch

282 252 My mistake, the shotgun shell was not empty. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 21, 2014 01:07 PM (JS0vr) They got the shell open? What was in it, powder or shot? Assistant Attorney General Peter Saba said that the government wanted to open the shell but that, “It is dangerous to do outside a lab.” The prosecutors and police officers left the courtroom to try to find a lab that was open in the afternoon to bring the judge to cut the plastic off the section that holds the pellets. When that proved not possible in the same day, the judge decided to just rule on the bullets.

283 this is the one thread I have heavily commented on in days, and now the number of my posts will be doubled! drat!!

284 276 The Barrel has Harry Reid eyes? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2014 01:12 PM (DlqJm) And pink, hairless little monkey hands. Very creepy.

285 This week on Meet the Press: 50 Shades of David Gregory:

Eroticism or Collective Suicide?

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2014 01:12 PM (oJUxt)

They'd be insane to do that.   They'd kill off the few audience members they actually HAVE.

286 Maybe if he stopped living in an alternate reality and continually feeding people lies which are the product of contra-factual thinking, he wouldn't be crazy?

It must be difficult always trying to match outcomes to political persuasions. That kind of thinking would drive anyone mad.

In fact, I hope the rest of his liberal friends join him.

He's had no sympathy for the truth. I have none for him.

287 I think I may have found it. MWR? Beth? Here you go........ “I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind.” “Christian squirts baby oil onto his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness — from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked ass, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid.”

288 Phone users are gonna lynch them some Ron Paul.

289 Do you have to "connect" to host a Sunday talk show? It seems to me detachment would be an OK thing for an interviewer to have actually. Especially one who would have to be occasionally confrontation. You'd have to feign personabilty for the audience in certain segments, but that should be easy enough. Actually, David Brinkley was quite standoffish and quite popular. He just let Will and Donaldson and the guests go at it.

290 Holy crap there's a vast Jew conspiracy? ::looks behind me::

291 243 230 215 Never trust a Douchebag with two first names. Posted by: Chuck Todd at April 21, 2014 12:44 PM (32Ze2) I know, right? Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A Leave me out of this. Posted by: Ed Henry Fuckers. Posted by: Nancy Drew at April 21, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o) Hi there, girlfriend! Barney Frank at April 21, 2014 12:50 PM (lbj7A) ________________ Nonsense Does an "s" at the end still count? Hope not... Posted by: Barbara Walters at April 21, 2014 01:03 PM (7ObY1) ------------ Opie and I resent these insinuations. And we secretly direct custom home movies for Harry Reid. Posted by: Ron Howard at April 21, 2014 01:06 PM (AiYlm) -------- And they said I'm the weird one?

292 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:14 PM (da5Wo)


I will be forced to hide behind Vendette if you    make me read that.    *SHUDDER*

293 I propose a new rule; Any pic of a butt ugly news anchor must be counterbalanced by a picture of Patti Anne Browne http://tinyurl.com/m6usazg

294 Fuck. Posted by: Ron Paul The great "Ctrl + A" & "Ctrl + V" Affectoniately known as "Copy & Paste All"

295 NBC Strong !!!

296 R'yleh rises from the sea and Cthulhu shambles out to twist David Gregory's head off like a PEZ dispenser before he completes one page of his opus stupdendii 50 Shades of David Gregory.

Cthulhu is heard to say as he leaves, "Some horrors are too great even for me."

297 Actually, David Brinkley was quite standoffish and quite popular. He just let Will and Donaldson and the guests go at it.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2014 01:14 PM (T0NGe)

That's because a good interviewer and host    knows when to ask the question and when to let the interviewee (or panelists) speak.   S/he doesn't feel the need to go blundering into the conversation with leading questions.   The Great White Ape    has no such skill.

298 WTF?

299 Ron Paul.  Please bypass the barrel, and kindly tie your hands  to  that stake.  You know, the one  with all the wood around it. 

300 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 21, 2014 01:10 PM (HDwDg)

You're asking the wrong person to explain the "logic" of the gun laws in DC, MD, IL and others.

Apparently it revolves around the idea that you must have a license to buy/possess ammunition.

And you only get a license if you own a weapon that you've registered and gotten license for.

When buying ammunition, you present said license.

Of course those on the coastal insane states can just toodle up to New Hampshire (?) or west to PA and buy anything they want to buy. And they do.

If they are caught with it, they can be prosecuted.

301

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:14 PM (da5Wo)

 

I find it disturbing you can easily access such quotes, Cochran.

302 Me, a douchenozzle?

303 OT: How liberals think a gun works: http://tinyurl.com/mh538xb

304 Does NBC think there is something wrong as in unappealing or crazy about Gregory? That is usually how shrinks are used OR do they think he is a great ass kisser propagandist and there is something wrong with the audience and they need help for him so he can snooker the audience better with his brilliant insight and natural charm. It isn't him it is the audience.

305 It was nice to get a recap of the entire thread, inside the thread. Can we recap the thread with the recap of the thread inside it?

306 The prosecutors and police officers left the courtroom to try to find a lab that was open in the afternoon to bring the judge to cut the plastic off the section that holds the pellets. When that proved not possible in the same day, the judge decided to just rule on the bullets. --------------- A lab ? To open a shotgun shell?

307 I find it disturbing you can easily access such quotes, Cochran.

Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at April 21, 2014 01:18 PM (zF6Iw)

Google and Bing are terrifying tools.

308 Someone call in that Spaceball Colonel Sanders, we need another instant replay.

309 The Left is pushing for sharply reduced drug-crime sentences, but sharply higher gun-crime sentence. Both have low odds of getting caught. Light penalties mean very little deterrence.

310 Whoops.  Sock off.

311 A lab ? To open a shotgun shell?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 21, 2014 01:18 PM (aDwsi)

Well of COURSE.   Its' full of icky scary   boom boom powder   and   splodey bits that go PING!

312 They were afraid it was an Assault Shotgun Shell.

313 I find it disturbing you can easily access such quotes, Cochran. Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at April 21, 2014 01:18 PM (zF6Iw) Googling "horrible passages in 50 Shades" brought back all kinds of results.

314 Posted by: Ron Paul at April 21, 2014 01:08 PM (0LHZx)

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 05:26 PM (0LHZx)


... just sayin'

315 So ... Hungry ...

316 Off, dumbass sock

317 It's why treason historically carried such a harsh penalty -- ie death -- because it was so hard to catch. Often the actual crime a traitor commits is quite small -- some info here, a document there -- but the point is deterrence of future treason, not equitable punishment. So the punishment is out-sized and uber-harsh to set an example for others.

318 Can we recap the thread with the recap of the thread inside it? Threadception.

319 I guess this is because they can no longer just put him out to pasture at CurrentTV?

320 Perhaps I should go and write the steamy sex scene between Sluggor and Moonlight Rain.  Just market that as a short story via Kindle.  See how many Feminist Harpies I can offend...

321 OT: When I heard about a courthouse shooting in Utah, I expected the worst, but actually . . . . At least one individual has been injured during a Monday morning shooting at a federal courthouse in Salt Lake City, the U.S. attorneyÂ’s office said. Officials reportedly say the shooting happened during a gang-related trial when a defendant attacked a witness with either a pen or pencil. A U.S. Marshall immediately fired several rounds at him, hitting the defendant in the chest. The witness was not injured.

322 293 I propose a new rule; Any pic of a butt ugly news anchor must be counterbalanced by a picture of Patti Anne Browne http://tinyurl.com/m6usazg Now I want milk. Strange.

323 *waves at all the lurkers from H2*

324 Just as a matter of curiosity, Moo, why would you be copying the entire thread?

325 I will be forced to hide behind Vendette if you make me read that. *SHUDDER* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:15 PM (4df7R) MWR, you can hide behind me. I mean that won't help or anything but you can. Caring. Giver. Oh speaking of here for to soothe your troubled soul shaped place: http://bit.ly/1pn4fot

326 Googling "horrible passages in 50 Shades" brought back all kinds of results.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:20 PM (da5Wo)

I'm surprised you didn't get a copyright violation warning for google  results that would bring up the text of the entire book (series).   *pout*

Okay, I need another post about Koch Derangement Syndrome courtesy of Hairy Reed.   I've got some good stuff cooking about that.  

327 “I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind.” This Christian Whatshisface is stealing my best lines.

328 Perhaps I should go and write the steamy sex scene between Sluggor and Moonlight Rain. Just market that as a short story via Kindle. See how many Feminist Harpies I can offend...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 21, 2014 01:22 PM (DlqJm)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Nah.  Piss them off by copying the sex scene between Henry and Dagny.

329 I was terrified as the rabid bear approached me but when he got close he said, "Hey, bab7y, what's your sign?" and I knew I would be OK. More than OK. I'd be satisfied like never before.

330 can you crib literary porn?

331 319 I guess this is because they can no longer just put him out to pasture at CurrentTV? Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2014 01:22 PM (pt5t7) RT is hiring but Vlad Putin does the interviews personally. Snowden recommends an investment in kneepads.

332
MWR, you can hide behind me.

I mean that won't help or anything but you can.

Caring. Giver.


Oh speaking of here for to soothe your troubled soul shaped place:

http://bit.ly/1pn4fot

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:24 PM (mf5HN)

These are the reasons why    you are my favoritest benevolentish dictator EVA:   promises of sanctuary, and T Hiddy doing snakehips.   Life is beautiful.

333 Butt Ugly News Personality Counterweight Pic Maria Molina http://tinyurl.com/kqpnqse

334 MWR, you can hide behind me. I mean that won't help or anything but you can. Caring. Giver. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:24 PM (mf5HN) A 6' curly haired blonde hiding behind a 5' tiger striped ginger. ............that would be awesome.

335 Googling "horrible passages in 50 Shades" brought back all kinds of results. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:20 PM (da5Wo) And THIS is why you are the chief quote collector for NoVAMoMee. That's my boy!!! Now bring me a sammich.

336 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:20 PM (4df7R) They probably thought you opened it with a blow torch

337 A 6' curly haired blonde hiding behind a 5' tiger striped ginger.

............that would be awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:27 PM (da5Wo)

Hey!

I'm a ginger blonde.

338 #323, see #21.

339 *waves back at Bcock*

340 Now bring me a sammich. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:27 PM (oX+oL) Sure. Here, extra "mayo".

341
And THIS is why you are the chief quote collector for NoVAMoMee.

That's my boy!!!

Now bring me a sammich.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:27 PM (oX+oL)

*sniffles*

*big eyes*

You're not really gonna be mean and make   me read  cut rate   BDSM porn, are you?  

*whimper*

I'll be forced to do the British accent for Christian, you understand.  This can only end in tears.

342 Hey! I'm a ginger blonde. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:27 PM (4df7R) And.....and.....trampoline? :::: puppy eyes ::::

343 My vote goes for "Insufferable Douchebag."

344 That's my boy!!! Now bring me a sammich.
NTTAWWT

345 Tom Nichols ‏@TheWarRoom_Tom "Instantly" regretted smthing he taped in advance. MT @Mediaite: #Snowden 'Instantly Regretted' Putin Q&A http://bit.ly/1i8cIrR

346
Sure. Here, extra "mayo".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:28 PM (da5Wo)

THAT'S NOT MAYO.

- Ben Roethlisberger

347 Okay, I need another post about Koch Derangement Syndrome courtesy of Hairy Reed. I've got some good stuff cooking about that. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:25 PM (4df7R) So you are cooking up stuff to say about Koch. *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes* For the record, I am positive that Bannion and BC have way worse comments than I would make.

348 “My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face.”

349 I'll be forced to do the British accent for Christian, you understand. This can only end in tears. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:29 PM (4df7R) *clappy hands* Oh is this going to be fun. Hey Bannion? Is the bar going to throw us out for her reading this stuff? Should we save it for the end of the night?

350 Did we ever get into how crazy the lady who threw the shoe at Hillary was? Because they were reading some letter from her on Glenn Beck the other day, and it was NUTS.

351 Gregory needs to show more cleavage. Toss in some flirty playing with his hair, too.

352 “My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face.”

Posted by: Fifty Shades of Really Bad Writing at April 21, 2014 01:30 PM (aDwsi)/i]

I FUCKING REFUSE TO READ A DAMN THING ABOUT THAT STUPID BINT'S "INNER G-DDAMN GODDESS."   It's in my contract, and I am unanimous in that!

353 *sniffles* *big eyes* You're not really gonna be mean and make me read cut rate BDSM porn, are you? No. Only the first rate BDSM porn. You may continue. I'll be over there. In the bunk.

354

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:29 PM (4df7R)

 

Actually, between arriving Horde members kneeling before Her Imperial Malevolence, you reading cut-rate porn to a disbelieving tavern and people having to say "Mary Poppins" before they can get a drink, it sounds like an interesting meet-up.

355 So you are cooking up stuff to say about Koch. *types* *deletes* *types* *deletes* For the record, I am positive that Bannion and BC have way worse comments than I would make. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:30 PM (mf5HN) “My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheer-leading pom-poms shouting yes at me.”

356 Hey Bannion? Is the bar going to throw us out for her reading this stuff? Should we save it for the end of the night? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:30 PM (da5Wo) If you have to ask that question, Bannion chose the wrong bar

357 My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face. What's that buzzing sound?

358 And THIS is why you are the chief quote collector for NoVAMoMee.
=====
When is this NoVaMoMee thing happening?

359 its in VA right? In Alexandria? you should have a wake for Moran

360 Hey Bannion? Is the bar going to throw us out for her reading this stuff? Should we save it for the end of the night? It will all be good provided that you can keep it under 125 decibels. This time.

361 For the record, I am positive that Bannion and BC have way worse comments than I would make.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:30 PM (mf5HN)

But at least your comments come with the occasional Tom Hiddleston or Karl Urban gif of sexiness.   

*leans*

They're going to make me read awful fanfic-style porn in front of the MoMee.    

362 The SLC court house shooting was a US Marshall that shot someone that was assaulting people.

363 ATTENTION: NoVaMoMee is June 21 in Alexandria, VA. Email Bannion for details. sbannion at gmail.

364 Shee-it, I should be able to make that one. We're in Columbia now.

365 Snowden is a stooge, among so many other things.

366 Actually, between arriving Horde members kneeling before Her Imperial Malevolence, you reading cut-rate porn to a disbelieving tavern and people having to say "Mary Poppins" before they can get a drink, it sounds like an interesting meet-up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:31 PM (zF6Iw)

...

My God.   It's the ONT made flesh.

367 Assault pen or pencil, no doubt. With the thing that goes up.

368 It will all be good provided that you can keep it under 125 decibels. This time. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:33 PM (oX+oL) Ummmmmm.........

369 Slow news day. Gregory is neither this important or interesting

370 *leans* They're going to make me read awful fanfic-style porn in front of the MoMee. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:33 PM (4df7R) If you keep letting the cat out of the bag you'll be doing it in a dog collar and a hogtie. Mmmmkay?

371 can you crib literary porn? Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:26 PM (zOTsN) So tempted to corgi off looking for Man With A Maid quotes. So tempted. Actually, between arriving Horde members kneeling before Her Imperial Malevolence, you reading cut-rate porn to a disbelieving tavern and people having to say "Mary Poppins" before they can get a drink, it sounds like an interesting meet-up. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:31 PM (zF6Iw) And that's before Bannion has to help me off the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness.

372 His body was urgent against her, and she didn't have the heart anymore to fight...She saw his eyes, tense and brilliant, fierce, not loving. But her will had left her. A strange weight was on her limbs. She was giving way. She was giving up...she had to lie down there under the boughs of the tree, like an animal, while he waited, standing there in his shirt and breeches, watching her with haunted eyes...He too had bared the front part of his body and she felt his naked flesh against her as he came into her. For a moment he was still inside her, turgid there and quivering. Then as he began to move, in the sudden helpless orgasm, there awoke in her new strange thrills rippling inside her. Rippling, rippling, rippling, like a flapping overlapping of soft flames, soft as feathers, running to points of brilliance, exquisite and melting her all molten inside. It was like bells rippling up and up to a culmination. She lay unconscious of the wild little cries she uttered at the last. But it was over too soon, too soon, and she could no longer force her own conclusion with her own activity. This was different, different. She could do nothing. She could no longer harden and grip for her own satisfaction upon him. She could only wait, wait and moan in spirit and she felt him withdrawing, withdrawing and contracting, coming to the terrible moment when he would slip out of her and be gone. Whilst all her womb was open and soft, and softly clamouring, like a sea anenome under the tide, clamouring for him to come in again and make fulfillment for her. She clung to him unconscious in passion, and he never quite slipped from her, and she felt the soft bud of him within her stirring, and strange rhythms flushing up into her with a strange rhythmic growing motion, swelling and swelling til it filled all her cleaving consciousness, and then began again the unspeakable motion that was not really motion, but pure deepening whirlpools of sensation swirling deeper and deeper through all her tissue and consciousness, til she was one perfect concentric fluid of feeling, and she lay there crying in unconscious inarticulate cries.” ¯ D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

373 It will all be good provided that you can keep it under 125 decibels.

This time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:33 PM (oX+oL)

*pounces*   So this means that BC will be the one reading the 50 Shades passages, right?   Because my    voice is mellow and sweet, and I have never ONCE shouted "YOU FUCKING RINO!" loud enough to silence a rowdy Friday night bar crowd,   so clearly you were not addressing this comment to me!

374 D.H. Lawrence was absent the day they learned "paragraphs."

375 Its not just monkeyface Gregory. Its also the idiots he regularly has on his panel. Doris Plagiarist- Goodwin, Krugotron, Gwen 'I wrote a book about the Greatness that is Obama and was a debate moderator' Ifil, etc.

376 D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:35 PM (zOTsN)

Well now I'm just having all kinds of delightful images of Sean Bean (who once played the titular Lover of Lady Chatterley).

Brb.  Bunk.

377 “In the short summer night she learned so much. She would have thought a woman would have died of shame... She felt, now, she had come to the real bedrock of her nature, and was essentially shameless. She was her sensual self, naked an unashamed. She felt a triumph, almost a vainglory. So! That was how it was! That was life! That was how onself really was! There was nothing left to disguise or be ashamed of. She shared her ultimate nakedness with a man, another being.” ¯ D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

378 Off you filthy pedo-sock

379 Slow news day. Gregory is neither this important or interesting Ace is "making pancakes." And masturbating.

380 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:30 PM (mf5HN) Beware The Red Queen http://tinyurl.com/khbp73f

381 Officials reportedly say the shooting happened during a gang-related trial when a defendant attacked a witness with either a pen or pencil. A U.S. Marshall immediately fired several rounds at him, hitting the defendant in the chest.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 21, 2014 01:23 PM (XUKZU)

Unproportional response!!11!

382 My God. It's the ONT made flesh. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:34 PM (4df7R) And it dwelt among us.

383 Ace is "making pancakes."











And masturbating.

Posted by: eleven at April 21, 2014 01:37 PM (GXZgZ)

He's using the wrong kind of    batter for those pancakes, IYKWIMAITYD.

384 And here I thought "making pancakes" was just a euphemism for fapping.

385 So this means that BC will be the one reading the 50 Shades passages, right? Because my voice is mellow and sweet, and I have never ONCE shouted "YOU FUCKING RINO!" loud enough to silence a rowdy Friday night bar crowd, so clearly you were not addressing this comment to me! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:35 PM (4df7R) No. This means I will be bellowing YOU FUCKING RINO in order to silence the rowdy Friday night bar so that we all may here you say “I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”

386 Apparently, our #1 race baiter, Eric Holder has ordered the Justice Brothers dept. to utilize new "rules" for evaluating clemency requests from prisoners who have been incarcerated for drug crimes. My guess is EVERYONE jailed for MJ possession, distribution, sales, etc. gets out in the next few weeks. Extra speedy points if they are a brother.

387

So tempted to corgi off looking for Man With A Maid quotes.

So tempted.

 

"I'm getting hungry for Connie, Jack," Alice said to me one day.  "Very hungry."

388 No. This means I will be bellowing YOU FUCKING RINO in order to silence the rowdy Friday night bar so that we all may here you say “I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2014 01:38 PM (da5Wo)

*curses under breath*

Foiled again!

389 Whilst all her womb was open and soft, and softly clamouring, like a sea anenome under the tide, clamouring for him to come in again and make fulfillment for her. I just hate those clamoring wombs.

390 And here I thought "making pancakes" was just a euphemism for fapping. According to the style guide, if you are making pancakes, you do not need to fap. Though of course, if you want to, you still can.

391 Actually, all this chatter about the MoMee has me wishing it was closer to June.      This sucks.    I have a trip to Louisville between now and then that I'm not looking forward to.  

392 MWR, please pic up the white courtesy phone

393 Ace is on one of his epic quests for the perfect tan lines.

394
I just hate those clamoring wombs.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 01:39 PM (7ObY1)

They're a bitch, lemme tell you.

MWR:  *sitting down to dinner*

WOMB:  *clamors*

MWR:  Shut up!  I'm eating!

WOMB:   *CLAMORS*

MWR:  FGS, you have GOT to    work on your timing.  

395 I saw Clamoring Wombs open for Bananarama at Leyton in '88.

396 I actually sometimes enjoyed watching Tim Russert when he hosted "Meet the Press". Everyone knew he was a down-the-line Liberal, but he honestly tried to be fair and even handed, even though he was pals with James Carville (spit). He had Rush Limbaugh on for his evening interview show for several consecutive weeks, and it was funny and interesting, and Russert was fair and friendly with Rush. They got on quite well. The only thing that Russert ever did that really peeved me was once he had Rudy Giuliani on for his Sunday interview show (not Meet The Press) and deliberately had Rudy sit in a smaller chair because he is not a big guy. It was a conscious effort to demean Giuliani (and this was prior to 9/11). But Russert was verbally nice to Rudy. It was weird. Gregory is close to unwatchable. He is an obnoxious person. I don't know if NBC could have made a worse choice (well , Andrea Mitchell, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, so yes a worse choice could have been made). But pretty much ALL the network news departments are rotten now, so what are we missing? Nothing.

397 Executive Order legalizing pot nationwide to come next? 2016: Republicans want to take your weed away!

398 So, yea, if some private citizen had shot a gangbanger that was attacking them with a pencil, said private citizen would be on their way to anus-enlargement therapy if our betters had their way.

399 Woo hoo! USA USA An American won the marathon. Hasn't happened since the 80's.

400 Meb Keflezighi becomes the first American male to win the Boston Marathon since 1983. His name looks like one of those jumbled-word puzzles in the Sunday paper.

401 *leans* They're going to make me read awful fanfic-style porn in front of the MoMee. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:33 PM (4df7R) *leans in as well* If they are going to make you read awful fanfic porn, then I switch out the pages so that you are reading some of mine. That would be infinitely amusing. For me.

402 As long as he isn't talking about using his thetan to travel to Io or throwing 60 year old women off of his yacht because they displease him, Gregory is probably okay.

403 Meb Keflezighi becomes the first American male to win the Boston Marathon since 1983.


Good for him!



His name looks like one of those jumbled-word puzzles in the Sunday paper.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 01:42 PM (7ObY1)

I was going to say it looks like the keyboard smash you accidentally make if you're typing and suddenly sneeze really, really hard.

404 Keflezighi held off Wilson Chebet of Kenya who finished 11 seconds behind. The 38-year-old from San Diego looked over his shoulder several times over the final mile. After realizing he wouldnÂ’t be caught, he raised his sunglasses, began pumping his right fist and made the sign of the cross. Must. Be. Destroyed.

405 He's using the wrong kind of batter for those pancakes, IYKWIMAITYD. Annnnnnd suddenly, I'm not hungry any more.

406 *pounces* So this means that BC will be the one reading the 50 Shades passages, right? Because my voice is mellow and sweet, and I have never ONCE shouted "YOU FUCKING RINO!" loud enough to silence a rowdy Friday night bar crowd, so clearly you were not addressing this comment to me!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:35 PM (4df7R)

Hmmmmmm.

::: taps chin :::

The Entertainment Committee - comprised only of myself and AtC - will now take this motion under advisement.

407 I've got a vacation/reunion coming up in June that has literally been in the works for twenty years. A bunch of Army buddies w/wives and kids coming to the family cottage (along with the local campground, hotels, etc.) at Cape Cod.

408 Can we recap the thread with the recap of the thread inside it? M O R O N C E P T I O N

409 That would be infinitely amusing. For me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

*snicker!*  

Ah well.   IT is my lot in life.   It's my    cross to bear for not being sufficiently ranty of late, a failing for which I have no one to blame but myself.  

410 An American won the marathon. Hasn't happened since the 80's. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 01:41 PM (fWAjv) mlblmfff ggllffggrrrgglll ... BAWSTIN STWAWNNGGG!!

411 'bout time a good-ol' American gave those damned barefoot Kenyans a what-for.

412

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

 

 

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7th grade study hall.   A torn tattered copy of a book, and the  embarrassment of having to stand up when the bell rang for the next class.

413 Hmmmmmm. ::: taps chin ::: The Entertainment Committee - comprised only of myself and AtC - will now take this motion under advisement. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:43 PM (6T8Ay) BC reading 50 Shades would be most cromulent indeed. Most cromulent.

414 Yeah, maybe the terrorists shouldn't have released that brag video. Luckily terrorists, like criminals, are mostly dumb. Agence France-Presse ‏@AFP 38m Yemen says 55 Qaeda suspects killed in Sunday air raids http://u.afp.com/MMi via @YahooNews

415 Understand that if you make me read 50 Shades, I will do it at a volume that makes YOU FUCKING RINO seem like a whisper. I will also be walking around and reading it to specific Rons and Ettes. Perhaps with an arm over a shoulder or a hand held and an earnest look. No one wants this. No one.

416 Fun with anagrams: Meb Keflezighi = Lib Geek Fez Him

417 MWR: *sitting down to dinner* WOMB: *clamors* MWR: Shut up! I'm eating! WOMB: *CLAMORS* MWR: FGS, you have GOT to work on your timing. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:41 PM (4df7R) I laughed. Then my testicles started arguing and I yelled at them.

418 Ah well. IT is my lot in life. It's my cross to bear for not being sufficiently ranty of late, a failing for which I have no one to blame but myself.  Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:44 PM (4df7R

I am to understand that the trampoline is a wonderful muse.

419 Understand that if you make me read 50 Shades, I will do it at a volume that makes YOU FUCKING RINO seem like a whisper. I will also be walking around and reading it to specific Rons and Ettes. Perhaps with an arm over a shoulder or a hand held and an earnest look. No one wants this. No one. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 21, 2014 01:46 PM (5iwgy) I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat.

420 East Africans are no better at long distance running than anyone else!!!!!!!!11!!

421 Understand that if you make me read 50 Shades, I will do it at a volume that makes YOU FUCKING RINO seem like a whisper. I will also be walking around and reading it to specific Rons and Ettes. Perhaps with an arm over a shoulder or a hand held and an earnest look.

No one wants this. No one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 21, 2014 01:46 PM (5iwgy)

Hmm... The man has a point...   We don't want members of the Horde leaving the MoMee traumatized.

422 Anyone want to see inside my colon?
Posted by: Katie Couric at April 21, 2014 12:34 PM (RjEEc)

I have that segment on Tivo and replay it constantly

423 411 'bout time a good-ol' American gave those damned barefoot Kenyans a what-for. Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 01:44 PM (7ObY1) Actually I wear Tanino Crisci.

424 I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:48 PM (mf5HN) You're gonna need a bigger stepstool.

425 I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:48 PM (mf5HN)

The only option which got more votes on the throat punching was jwest.

Jus' sayin'

426 419 I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat. Yeah, I definitely go over 15% for that kinda entertainment.

427 Meb is originally from Eritrea, but moved to the States when he was 12.   He's 39 now.   I'm amazed someone his age was able to put together a winning time.   Excellent.   Just excellent.   *applauds!*   

428 My parents told me we were members of the NoVaMoMee tribe.

429

If they are going to make you read awful fanfic porn, then I switch out the pages so that you are reading some of mine.

That would be infinitely amusing. For me.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

 

I'll send along some of mine.  Very A Man With A Maid.

430 All muscle fibers are the same! Genetics is a neocon lie!! All lung tissue is biologically identical!!

431 I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:48 PM (mf5HN)


You're gonna need a bigger stepstool.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 21, 2014 01:49 PM (5iwgy)

This is the kind of witty repartee you just don't get at Hot Air.

432 Hmm... The man has a point... We don't want members of the Horde leaving the MoMee traumatized.  Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 21, 2014 01:48 PM (4df7R)


Who says?!?!?

Isn't that sorta the point?!??!

433 427 Meb is originally from Eritrea, but moved to the States when he was 12. He's 39 now. I'm amazed someone his age was able to put together a winning time. Excellent. Just excellent. *applauds!* Let's wish him our best. He made the sign of the cross. Cue the Lib hatred. And probably an IRS audit.

434 425 I am reasonably certain the Horde would like video footage of me actually punching you in the throat. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 21, 2014 01:48 PM (mf5HN) The only option which got more votes on the throat punching was jwest. Jus' sayin' Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2014 01:50 PM (6T8Ay) Nah, you know Moo Moo came in second.

435 Meb's father apparently moved the whole family over, none of them speaking English, and they're all doctors and lawyers now.

436 An American won the marathon. Hasn't happened since the 80's. Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 01:41 PM (fWAjv) Someone trip? I smell fix.

437 I'll send along some of mine. Very A Man With A Maid. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 21, 2014 01:50 PM (zF6Iw) Also most cromulent. I do adore when Kids These Days think that they invented smut and I point them to The Romance of Lust and point out that the Victorians are pointing and laughing at them. A lot.

438 Ace is awake.

439 nood Kind of sorry to see this one die.

440 Meb's father apparently moved the whole family over, none of them speaking English, and they're all doctors and lawyers now.

More Mebs, less Zeitunis.

441 Let's wish him our best. He made the sign of the cross. Cue the Lib hatred. And probably an IRS audit.

 

Posted by: Citizen X at April 21, 2014 01:51 PM (7ObY1)

 

No, no, you see, he gets a pass.  He's one of those delightful, funny little people of color.  They have such quaint customs, like that - what did you call it?  Sign of the cross?

442 Look, if reading from 50 Shades is that bad, just do it in the style of the narrator from Rocky & Bullwinkle...

443 Nah, you know Moo Moo came in second. Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 21, 2014 01:52 PM (5iwgy)

No, you actually beat out Moo Moo just by sheer volume of posts.

"Nail which stick up tallest gets hammered first"  - Ancient Chinese Secret Saying

444 I hope the pron didn't offend anyone

445 Yeah, I wish my ancestor's did as well as Meb's. Mine were coal miners and soldiers for generations.

446 I hope the pron didn't offend anyone  Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

Oh.  Ummmm.  No.   No, not at all.

*ahem*

::: zip :::

447 His body was urgent against her, and she didn't have the heart anymore to fight...She saw his eyes, tense and brilliant, fierce, not loving. But her will had left her. A strange weight was on her limbs. She was giving way. She was giving up...she had to lie down there under the boughs of the tree, like an animal, while he waited, standing there in his shirt and breeches, watching her with haunted eyes...He too had bared the front part of his body and she felt his naked flesh against her as he came into her. For a moment he was still inside her, turgid there and quivering. Then as he began to move, in the sudden helpless orgasm, there awoke in her new strange thrills rippling inside her. Rippling, rippling, rippling, like a flapping overlapping of soft flames, soft as feathers, running to points of brilliance, exquisite and melting her all molten inside. It was like bells rippling up and up to a culmination. She lay unconscious of the wild little cries she uttered at the last. But it was over too soon, too soon, and she could no longer force her own conclusion with her own activity. This was different, different. She could do nothing. She could no longer harden and grip for her own satisfaction upon him. She could only wait, wait and moan in spirit and she felt him withdrawing, withdrawing and contracting, coming to the terrible moment when he would slip out of her and be gone. Whilst all her womb was open and soft, and softly clamouring, like a sea anenome under the tide, clamouring for him to come in again and make fulfillment for her. She clung to him unconscious in passion, and he never quite slipped from her, and she felt the soft bud of him within her stirring, and strange rhythms flushing up into her with a strange rhythmic growing motion, swelling and swelling til it filled all her cleaving consciousness, and then began again the unspeakable motion that was not really motion, but pure deepening whirlpools of sensation swirling deeper and deeper through all her tissue and consciousness, til she was one perfect concentric fluid of feeling, and she lay there crying in unconscious inarticulate cries. ”
And then a thrill ran down her leg

448 I've worked for myself for most of my adult life and don't have any real experience with working in a cooperate environment, so maybe this is totally normal-Ace I don't see you being a hypocritical adolescent. But, that's just me. Perhaps the cobs think differently. I don't work with you or hang with you.

449 What's the medical term for bat shi& crazy.

450 It's tougher to walk away from somebody in meat-space berating and belittling your beliefs, the urge to defend you POV or punch the offender so great. But most of us do, most of the time. Changing the channel and never going back, when it's clear you and yours have been labeled the enemy.......not so tough Psychological analysis complete.

451 False choice. Why not both?

452 If a boil on Chris Matthews' shoulder sprouted into a head it would look like David Gregory.

453
"The liberal left lusts after the power of mind control, both individual and the masses. Anyone who doesn't agree with liberal ideology must be insane. They can be no other explanation."

You forgot evil: those who disagree must be insane, or evil.

Or, if they're feeling charitable, merely stupid.

454 What are they trying to hide from us by making this news, I wonder?

If they are indeed looking for Gregory's monkey-scalp, what is the more serious issue this will take the air away from?

455 > If they are indeed looking for Gregory's monkey-scalp, what is the more serious issue this will take the air away from?

Harry Reid's pederasty?

456 Moonbat crazy.

457
A jackass.

458 A least thy didn't air the episode where Davis Gregory demonstrated how evil child rape is and how it should be illegal - for the children.

459 Reminds me of that Ford commercial: AND is so much better than OR. Ah, here it is: http://youtu.be/773mIAk9Y2Q