1 first again

2 Not for them, for you, silly.

3 and shouldn't O'Keefe have a regular slot for specials on FOX? If I were a liberal, I'd hate to think what this guy could do with some real funding (hint hint if anyone from the evil Koch Brothers empire is out there.)

4 Imagine if we had a thousand James OKeefes out there...

5 maybe he can next ask celebs to sign a petition to bring back the old Hollywood code, part of which was that the bad guys always had to lose in the end.

6 You know....

...the CIA should look into hiring O'Keefe to run some "jobs" or "actions" or "pieces of work" for them.  He seems to be quite good at this kind of stuff.  And having Hannah f'n Giles (whom ace could have met and taken a pudding cup picture with but he was too chicken-ass to do it!!!!!!) as "backup" couldn't hurt either. 

Hannah Giles dressed up like Black Widow from Avengers....mmm mmmm mmmm.

7 I note from a TV commercial that Robert DeNiro has a new movie to avoid.

8 Liberal Motto: It's good for thee, but not for me

9 Do as I say, not as I don't do.

10 Remember they did it to movies with cigs. Just picture the Scarface scene in the mansion with the cig cropped out and Pacino holding a broomstick.

11 People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf guns have been removed from movies.

12 Imagine if we had a thousand James OKeefes out there...

Posted by: Soothsayer

Perish the thought, old boy.

Better that we spend our money on consultants. ( sniff ) Have you met my son? He's a very good consultant.

13 Define "bad guys". US troops, perhaps? They always lose.

14 Remember they did it to movies with cigs. Yep. Smoking is nearly impossible to find in TV or in non-R-rated movies. Even then it's usually the villain chomping on a cigar.

15 Wish all conservative journolists would be as imaginative as O'Keefe.   Talk radio does a good job, but for pure genius  and a camera to record it all, O'Keefe outdoes them all.

16 If Adam Lanza didn't have a gun, he would have made a bomb. He was determined.

17

At a "workshop" for the film 42 in the State Dining Room of the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama told the assembled guests that "this is your house, too." "I want to make sure that you all know how welcome you are here in this house, because the truth is we do these things -- we make sure that we do these workshops so that you all know that this is your house, too," Obama told the guests. "So we want you to make yourselves at home.  We want you to feel good and relaxed and learn and ask questions, okay?" So, any of you faggot Hollywood Clowns don't agree, the Secret Service and IRS pay you visit.......MoFo's. The White House is currently not allowing the public to tour or access the White House. Only invited guests are allowed inside because this is Mine and Barry's house MoFo's, not yours.................

18 Let me guess before I look at the vid... We are going to get "Art!", and "free speech", but mostly --"We are artists." Off to go listen to the b.s.

19 Pow pow pow, ka-pow!!!

20 Spielberg and Lucas would be on board for this. Indiana Jones shouldnt have used his gun in Raiders. They can just CGI him using his bull whip to make that one guy's pants fall down.

21 Spielberg and Lucas would be on board for this.


Spielberg would have some difficulty with Saving Private Ryan.

22 If fuckwad Adam Lanza had paused to light up a cigarette, he would have killed fewer people.  We should bring back smoking on grade-school campuses.

23 Greedo slapped first.

24 Greedo slapped first.


Ummm...that should be "Han slapped first."

25 Remember they did it to movies with cigs.

Yep. Smoking is nearly impossible to find in TV or in non-R-rated movies. Even then it's usually the villain chomping on a cigar.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:00 PM (T0NGe)

We need to fight fire with fire and kudos to O'Keefe for returning the lefties salvo. C'mon Peeeerz. if it saves just one life it's worth it!

26 I note from a TV commercial that Robert DeNiro has a new movie to avoid.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 02, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

Dear God, you must have seen the same turd trailer that I did last night.  If my eyes rolled any more at seeing these egomaniacs just putting their mugs out there for some simpleton script that has all the maturity of kindergarten, they'd be permanently stuck above my eyelids.  So much for even a semblance of artistic integrity to hide getting another payday.

27 The petition drives on college campuses to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide--that's probably one of the best punks ever.

28 >>>19 If Adam Lanza didn't have a gun, he would have made a bomb. He was determined. Bombs used to massacre school children? Never happening...

29 23 Spielberg and Lucas would be on board for this. Indiana Jones shouldnt have used his gun in Raiders. They can just CGI him using his bull whip to make that one guy's pants fall down. Posted by: wooga at April 02, 2013 02:01 PM


Saving Private Ryan would have been Germans and Americans chucking sausages at each other

30 No guns at Navarone.

31 All Hannah Giles does anymore is run a little-visited Facebook page. Girl had a chance to hit the big time...get her back in the game, James!

32 >and he was talking about how if only the guy had a different type of gun, less people would've died. This doesn't make sense. It implies there is a certain number of dead 1st graders that is acceptable. man, people say dumb shit. It's like they don't even run it thru a common sense filter before spewing it.

33 They should have included keeping the guns out of all Pop-Tart packages too. The world isn't safe until all Pop-Tart guns are abolished!

34 I wish he had pushed the "what would you do" line. One guy spouted, take the guns out of future movies. Any other brilliant ideas?

35

#25,

Works for me. BTW, anyone see the storyline MSNBPutrid was pimping about rounds/minute + number of clips used that didn't add up?

Encouragingly, enough comments questioned it, so it's hit that mysterious black hole.

..

Oh, and I denounce myself in advance for that last bit.

36

"The Shootist" becomes....."The PopTartist"?

37 Next on TMC....... The classic western...spitball fight at the O.K. Corral.

38 >>>Spielberg would have some difficulty with Saving Private Ryan. Bull whips and Walkie Talkies. Everybody storming the beaches gets de-pantsed.

39 James O'Keefe for President.

40 Bullshit to all this

When I had to fight the Gorn without a phaser, did I make a bunch of lizard traps?

No, I made a big ass GUN out of bamboo and twine

41

At a speech this morning at the White House to outline a new science initiative, President Barack Obama named himself "Scientist-in-Chief." "IÂ’m glad IÂ’ve been promoted Scientist-in-Chief," Obama said to laughter at the White House. "Given my grades in physics, IÂ’m not sure itÂ’s deserving.  But I hold science in proper esteem, so maybe that gives me a little credit." Obama said he brought together a lot of smart people, which would help grow the eocnomy. "Today IÂ’ve invited some of the smartest people in the country, some of the most imaginative and effective researchers in the country -- some very smart people to talk about the challenge that I issued in my State of the Union address:  to grow our economy, to create new jobs, to reignite a rising, thriving middle class by investing in one of our core strengths, and thatÂ’s American innovation," said Obama. Ideas are what power our economy.  ItÂ’s what sets us apart.  ItÂ’s what America has been all about.  We have been a nation of dreamers and risk-takers; people who see what nobody else sees sooner than anybody else sees it.  We do innovation better than anybody else -- and that makes our economy stronger.  When we invest in the best ideas before anybody else does, our businesses and our workers can make the best products and deliver the best services before anybody else." Obama then explained his proposal: "So the founders of Google got their early support from the National Science Foundation.  The Apollo project that put a man on the moon also gave us eventually CAT scans.  And every dollar we spent to map the human genome has returned $140 to our economy -- $1 of investment, $140 in return.  Dr. Collins helped lead that genome effort, and thatÂ’s why we thought it was appropriate to have him here to announce the next great American project, and thatÂ’s what we're calling the BRAIN Initiative.  I have spoken...so it is said, so it is written, so it is done.... The economy is growing at 30% yearly now..........

42 > The classic western...spitball fight at the O.K. Corral. here we go

43

#42,

Sounds like the Folsom Street Fair.

44

>Smoking is nearly impossible to find in TV or in non-R-rated movies. Even then it's usually the villain chomping on a cigar.

Hobbit, anyone? Longbottom Leaf.

45 Yep. Smoking is nearly impossible to find in TV or in non-R-rated movies. Even then it's usually the villain chomping on a cigar. Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:00 PM

Ahem!!

46 Oh in The Godfather, did Brian Denehy play the toll booth or the car Sonny got whacked in?

47 The petition drives on college campuses to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide--that's probably one of the best punks ever. I still say you should call it Hydroxyl Acid. Sounds much scarier. You can also say it has a higher pH than any other known acid. In fact, we should tell our physics-flunking scientist-in-chief that he should ban it.

48 Kind of on-topic. The NRA has released it's 'School Shield' recommendations. On cue, the PSH has begun.

49 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Espresso-makers

50 I like his "first we visited one of Piers Morgan's Beverly Hills homes..."

51 There's another Riddick movie, too. Maybe I should get more surgery done so I lose the other eye too

52 All Hannah Giles does anymore is run a little-visited Facebook page.

Girl had a chance to hit the big time...get her back in the game, James!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 02, 2013 02:04 PM (7ObY1)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Send an email to Beck.  They  would make a great addition to the Blaze line-up.

53

...."I'm gonna call Security."

 

Haaaaa.

54 When did DeNiro lose his Man Card? It's gone, and we couldnt do nothing about it.

55 >Oh in The Godfather, did Brian Denehy play the toll booth or the car Sonny got whacked in? he played the Bronx

56 The only excuse beside 'I can't" is "Reductive." It's great he gets Hollywood to admit it would be too hard to take the guns out of the movies that already exist and are out there. Ghee just like reality. Gun control would not get guns already out there and out of the hands of people who get them illegally.

57 Hypocrite we much!

58 That vid was a big meh.

59 When the GDP was revised from 0.1% growth to 0.2% growth, the Administration had the guts to say that the economy was growing at double the rate everyone thought it was.  It depends on what the definition of what the word "is" is.

60 Hobbit, anyone? Longbottom Leaf. Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 02, 2013 02:07 PM (SCcgT) IIRC, Peter Jackson kvetched about that one and apologized on the DVDs. Also, not Hollywood. Believe me, if it weren't an integral part of a beloved story, they would have cut it out.

61 Its pathetic to watch people sign the petition they don't believe in whenever someone brings up a sob story.

62 awesome

63 59 ...."I'm gonna call Security."

Haaaaa.

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2013 02:09 PM (5kUwW)

The best was, "Does security have guns?"

64 Piers Morgan has a sign in his yard.."ARMED guards" LOL.. why isnt that plastered everywhere?

65 Remember the scene in "Heat" where there was a very spirited debate about banking on Figueroa St. in downtown LA?

66 Weird for people who like to talk about "root causes"

Ban people who talk about root causes.

67 if we are going to save one child, is it worth it to ban them from all movies?

68 Yeah, remember that part in Dirty Harry when Callahan pulls that flashlight out of his jacket pocket and Psycho Killer says "My... that's a big one."

69

#45,

"The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.

Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific technological elite"

DDE, January 17, 1961.

Known to useful idiots the world over as the "military industrial complex" speech.

70 PG, if we can save one child.  Lets ban all movies.

71 If we can save one movie, let's ban all children.

72 My favorite classic western, "Nuanced Whispers at the OK Corral."

73

O'Keefe is trying to show us how to use the left's own rules against them.

 

Do you want little children to get shot?  Then why won't you sign the petition?

 

Use the technique any chance you get.

74 Remember that part in The Matrix where Neo and Trinity politely ask the receptionist in the lobby what floor Morpheus is on?

75 anyone who sees movies should be banned from having guns

76 ok obama!!!!!!

77 Or that part in Sin City when topless Carla Gugino goes to the dresser drawer and pulls out that big shiny curling iron

78 I think it would be sort of ironic if one of your unaborted fetuses made it to puberty and was slaughtered by some madman with an assault rifle. As a maven practitioner of the fine art of the politics of ruddy solipsism, I'd imagine you change your tune.

79 Anyone who has guns should be banned from seeing movies.

80 What the hell has happened to DeNiro?  I used to have him my top 5 best actors of all time.  He's not even in the top 50 anymore.  His movies anymore are just shit.

81

This is too  much like work.

 

Let's  just ban everything and be done with   it.

82 So the Star Trek: TOS episode Spectre of the Gun will become Spectre of the Strongly Worded Letter.

83 Shouldnt actors just pee on themselves as a response from now on.. if it saves one child?

84 So can an educator carry a gun on campus? I know as a parent I can't, but the head of my son's Christian school is at the range routinely with me, and took his CCW course a couple weeks ago. Haven't had a chance to ask him if it is in response to Newtown. I would absolutely support him carrying on campus, if he can within the law.

85

70 59
...."I'm gonna call Security."



 

Haaaaa.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2013 02:09 PM (5kUwW)
 

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The best was, "Does security have guns?"

 

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2013 02:10 PM (X6akg)

 

----------

 

Heh. I know.

Here's a guy, coming at them with a....sign....*gasp*, and their reaction was to call for an armed security guard to remove him.

 

Fuckin hypocrites.

 

 

86

All in all, this is a nothingburger.  The left has the narrative.  Words to the contrary are becoming lost more quickly than ever.  Soon our  views will become totally extinct in the  broadcast universe. 

 

They're slowly  and deliberately backing us into a corner.

 

 

87 49 Hobbit, anyone? Longbottom Leaf. 67 IIRC, Peter Jackson kvetched about that one and apologized on the DVDs. Not only that, IÂ’m pretty sure they tried to make it sound like it was marijuana, not tobacco. I loved the movies, but that really grated on me. I have friends who watched the movies without reading the book, who thought the hobbits were potsmokers.

88 Interesting, erg actually has less than nothing today.

89

New titles?

 

Slap 'em Up

90 85 I think it would be sort of ironic if one of your unaborted fetuses made it to puberty and was slaughtered by some madman with an assault rifle. As a maven practitioner of the fine art of the politics of ruddy solipsism, I'd imagine you change your tune.

Posted by: ace's aborted fetuses at April 02, 2013 02:15 PM (beXI9)

What the actual fuck.  I cannot begin to figure out how to parse this.

91 Pipesmoke

92

65 That vid was a big meh.

 

Eh?

I thought it was awesome.

 

Kudos to O'Keefe and Co. for making it.

 

93 If Adam Lanza didn't have a gun, he would have made a bomb. He was determined. What's up with Colorado and bombs? Columbine, Aurora Colorado Theater shooter's apartment. Are they trying to out muzzie the muzzies?

94 Fen's Law.

95 Point To Kill

96

OT a bit but Hollywood did pratically eliminate smoking from the TV and movies.    

97 I bet we can also do a really good remake of "No Yelling on the Western Front"

98 Posted by: Mrs. Bamster at April 02, 2013 02:00 PM (HlUFk) Shorter Michelle: "This is your house too, so long as you have $500,000 to get an invitation!"

99 Yeah, the smoking thing. Once in awhile I'll pull up some Swedish film on Netflix and they'll be huffing like nobody's bidness. Then I get all nic-fitty so maybe there's something to that.

100

All in all, this is a nothingburger. The left has the narrative. Words to the contrary are becoming lost more quickly than ever. Soon our views will become totally extinct in the broadcast universe. 

 

Actually, I like this. It puts the Hollyweird Leftard's hypocrisy on display for the whole world  to see.

101
topless Carla Gugino


Thanks for the mental image.  My day is complete.

102 What the hell has happened to DeNiro? I used to have him my top 5 best actors of all time. He's not even in the top 50 anymore. His movies anymore are just shit.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 02, 2013 02:15 PM (l/N7H)

He's been mailing it in for a long time.  The last thing he did that I'd say contained any amount of integrity is when he stood up for Elia Kazan to the academy dimwits despite ratting out the commies that infiltrated Whoreyweird.

103 I would ban #85, imho.

104 And remember in The Longest Day when waves of US troops came ashore armed with metal clickers

105 John Wayne in: The Pianist

106 103 OT a bit but Hollywood did pratically eliminate smoking from theTV and movies. Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2013 02:21 PM

That's almost funny because I worked for one of the major studios 10 years ago and most actors smoke like a 1972 Ford Pinto

107

103 OT a bit but Hollywood did pratically eliminate smoking from theTV and movies.

 

And...the 'two martini lunch'.

Drinking at lunch, and on the job, used to be portrayed as 'normal' in the movies.

 

108 >Thanks for the mental image. My day is complete. Posted by: grognard at April 02, 2013 02:23 PM (oA4wp) it was glorious to see

109

I note from a TV commercial that Robert DeNiro has a new movie to avoid.


Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 02, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

 

Oh God, he is?   What's it called, so I can studiously avoid all mentions of it?

110 Act Against Arms is a great fake name. It reeks of the 'Creative Class'.

111 erg Ebert is here with some more jawdroppingly dumbfuck comments?

112 Moonrise Kingdom had the good kind of weapons*. Held by boyscouts, even. hehe *guns, axes, knives, clubs with nails...

113 >OT a bit but Hollywood did pratically eliminate smoking from theTV and movies. I saw The King's Speech and people in that were smoking like chimneys

114 Or that part in Sin City when topless Carla Gugino You mean my favorite part?

115 I think it would be sort of ironic if one of your unaborted fetuses made it to puberty and was slaughtered by some madman with an assault rifle. Marvel at this.

116 Remember in Scarface when Al Pacino tossed a water balloon and screamed "say hallo to my leetle frand!!"

117

>>>Drinking at lunch, and on the job, used to be portrayed as 'normal' in the movies.

 

Now you fkn tell me

118 It's like a raging volcano of poseurdom.

119 You guys have seen this, right?
http://www.thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk/

120
Marvel at this.


Yeah, irony doesn't even begin to describe it.

121 Marvel at this.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 02, 2013 02:27 PM (QupBk)

I just wish people would stop copying it....

122 What the actual fuck. I cannot begin to figure out how to parse this.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 02, 2013 02:19 PM (5SJfP)

 

It must be ... randy?   Was that the troll who was     such an   illiterate dickweed that his troll    comments    always read like so much word salad? 

123 I saw The King's Speech and people in that were smoking like chimneys

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2013 02:26 PM (8sCoq)

 

British Studio

124 It's a white guy that sings the "popin tags" song they use.

I'm just sayin.

125 I just wish people would stop copying it.... I disagree. In erg's case, Res ipsa loquitur.

126

>>>Remember in Scarface when Al Pacino tossed a water balloon and screamed "say hallo to my leetle frand!!"

 

 

It was a SALAD. And he said "Frond"

127 85 I think it would be sort of ironic if one of your unaborted fetuses made it to puberty and was slaughtered by some madman with an assault rifle. As a maven practitioner of the fine art of the politics of ruddy solipsism, I'd imagine you change your tune. Posted by: ace's aborted fetuses at April 02, 2013 02:15 PM

My unaborted fetus would crack you over the head with a tire iron and steal your precious i-Phone, ergie

I'm ok with that

128 He's been mailing it in for a long time. DeNiro and Pacino both. But movie acting isn't really acting. It's either portraying yourself or a specifically-crafted version of yourself. It's hard to portray different characters because the camera is so close and if you're well-known, it's difficult to keep that 4th wall in place. I'd say Gary Oldman is the most prominent name to do it well today. A couple of decades ago it was Dustin Hoffman, but he's never in anything worth watching these days.

129 I saw The King's Speech and people in that were smoking like chimneys

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2013 02:26 PM (8sCoq)........................//I think they can still smoke in R rated movies and on cable. But broadcast TV and under an R rating I believe is a no-no. O'Keefe's line of attack is brilliant!

130 Longshot. COULD THIS LAWSUIT REALLY KILL ‘OBAMACARE’? http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/01/could-this-lawsuit-really-kill-obamacare/ if we followed laws, well, yea

131 Ask erg how long it's been since Reagan was President.  Prepare to be amused.

132 Ask erg how long it's been since Reagan was President. Prepare to be amused.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2013 02:30 PM (ahT6Z)

 

And then ask where he was the day Ronnie's coffin was lowered into that volcano, with   glorious pomp and circumstance.

133 I watched the illustrative video "for the children". But DeNiro? The headline should be Depp instead.

134 Meryl Streep has range, though she's not to my taste.

135 Erg thinks Adam Lanza is a horror, but Kermit Gosnell isn't. Sad, sad erg.

136 Marvel at this. Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 02, 2013 02:27 PM (QupBk) To be fair, Captain America is a Marvel property.

137

Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:29 PM (T0NGe)

 

I just watched The Fighter again and have to say that Christian Bale is pretty good in that category.

138 Ask erg how long it's been since Reagan was President. Prepare to be amused.

Posted by: Captain Hate

Brain-damaged sociopaths shouldn't be encouraged.

139 "Ban the guns. Ban the cannolis." Mayor Mike Clemenza

140 Half the serial killer movies I watch, the whole time I'm thinking  "This shit would be over if this idiot had a gun and didn't have to go to the kitchen to get a knife or grab a baseball bat" and it would have saved me 30 minutes of life-wasting screaming at the television.

141 90 Shouldnt actors just pee on themselves as a response from now on.. if it saves one child?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at April 02, 2013 02:16 PM (DGIjM)

------

I think they're already required to do this. It's in the SAG bylaws and code of conduct, I hear.

142 You guys have seen this, right?
http://www.thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 02, 2013 02:27 PM (/kI1Q)

So, you don't read the blog either, huh....

143

I'd say Gary Oldman is the most prominent name to do it well today. A couple of decades ago it was Dustin Hoffman, but he's never in anything worth watching these days.

 

I'll agree. GO knows how to pick a script. I can't count the numbers of times I've seen him in   flicks and didn't even  recognize him. Hannibal  doesn't count,  though.

144 My unaborted fetus mixes rat turds into ergies fair trade coffee grounds

145 Who could forget the classic. "The Pointest"

146 I just watched The Fighter again and have to say that Christian Bale is pretty good in that category.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2013 02:32 PM (m2CN7)

 

Agreed.   christian Bale is very good at becoming his character.     Playing Bruce Wayne has made him a more well-known face, but not to the point that you watch "American Psycho" and think, "Hey look!  It's Batman!"

147 Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:29 PM (T0NGe)



I disagree a bit about Pacino.  As buffoonish as he can be almost continually, he will still surprise me by doing theater and/or Shakespeare.

148 Erg = Gerg after the sequester.

149 Realism "is" assassinated by the lasted vogue of propaganda ministry.

150 My unaborted fetus mixes rat turds into ergies fair trade coffee grounds

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2013 02:33 PM (mCvL4)

is that a test question?

151 My unaborted fetus just got a new carry pistol. Now he's a true Jazz Man.

152 An Al Gored ox??

153 If ace has an unborn fetus, he's throwing ergie into the volcano

154 I think that's my favorite scene in The Godfather- when Michael goes to the restaurant with Solozzo and McCluskey, and he goes to the bathroom, and taped to the back of the toilet tank is a strongly-worded letter

155 73 Weird for people who like to talk about "root causes" Ban people who talk about root causes. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 02, 2013 02:12 PM (/kI1Q) "Roots?" That's racist.

156

Playing Bruce Wayne has made him a more well-known face, but not to the point that you watch "American Psycho" and think, "Hey look! It's Batman!"

 

That reminds me.  I have to return some videotapes.

157 My favorite scene in "Boondock Saints" is when the Saints fall through the    hotel     ceiling and proceed to pepper the assembled Russian mobsters with sharp rebukes

158 Erg, don't you mean "that thing in her uterus?"

159 Busy day with Navy Shit

160 I'll agree. GO knows how to pick a script. I can't count the numbers of times I've seen him in flicks and didn't even recognize him. I think he knows how to pick a character. And he's not afraid not to be the star. That is really key. Has he ever starred in a big movie? I think he could star in a medium-sized movie if he wanted, but I think he seems always to be a featured but secondary character. He also puts his heart and soul into his performance, he doesn't mail it in.

161 It must be ... randy? Was that the troll who was such an illiterate dickweed that his troll comments always read like so much word salad? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:28 PM (4df7R)

They figure they can obscure their illiteracy by throwing in some extra words.  You know....like this guy.

http://tinyurl.com/7tbo3lh

Being liberal means there's no requirement to be coherent.  Which is why liberalism is so attractive to the unintelligent

162 That reminds me. I have to return some videotapes.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 02, 2013 02:36 PM (BrQrN)

while you're out, don't forget to pick up the latest 8-track from ABBA.

(freakin canadians)

163 I shoulda given your daddy a blowjob instead

164

I think that's my favorite scene in The Godfather- when Michael goes to the restaurant with Solozzo and McCluskey, and he goes to the bathroom, and taped to the back of the toilet tank is a strongly-worded letter

 

Then Solozzo stomps on it!

 

What symbolism!

165 OKC is getting some sweet sweet rain today, but damn!  It's fucking cold.  40 degrees.

166 And then ask where he was the day Ronnie's coffin was lowered into that volcano, with glorious pomp and circumstance. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:31 PM (4df7R) Was there for the procession- the horse drawn carriage and the 'missing man' flyover was awesome. Great day. Didn't stay for the volcano though.

167

One of my favorite Deep Thought quotes is:

 

 

If  butterflies  could carry a gun,  birds wouldn't fuck with them. 

168 166 Busy day with Navy Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (9Bj8R)

It's hard being a force for good.

169 ot This is just crazy, if it it real footage. I have family and friends in AZ. It's such a beautiful state. VIDEO ALLEGEDLY SHOWS MEXICAN CARTELS AT WORK IN THE ARIZONA DESERT http://tinyurl.com/cguvkoz

170 I think that's my favorite scene in The Godfather- when Michael goes to the restaurant with Solozzo and McCluskey, and he goes to the bathroom, and taped to the back of the toilet tank is a strongly-worded letter

Posted by: Jones in CO at April ./.................That scene gave me the chills! I think there was even swearing in said strongly worded letter!

171 Busy day with Navy Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (9Bj8R)

something needed painting?

172 Busy day with Navy Shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (9Bj8R)

 

Aren't you a dentist?   I think you're looking in the    wrong    orifice    if you're dealing with shit.

173 I disagree a bit about Pacino. As buffoonish as he can be almost continually, he will still surprise me by doing theater and/or Shakespeare. I think in films these days, he is hired just to "be Al Pacino". He does it, gets paid and moves on.

174

while you're out, don't forget to pick up the latest 8-track from ABBA.
(freakin canadians)

 

You should see ABBA in Concert on laser disc.

 

Frickkin' stellar!

175 The Merchant Ivory guy with those Obama sayings are great but so much bullshit. I wonder if he'd state that publicly?

176 My unaborted fetus has a Gold Schutzenschnur medal.  Be afraid, ergie, be very afraid.

177 170 I shoulda given your daddy a blowjob instead Posted by: ergie's mom at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (mCvL4) "Somebody peed in his mom." (What the grocer said about his retard assistant in "Amelie.")

178 O'Keefe found the 1 sane person in the Hollywood industry, the needle with advice in the libtard haystack.

179 > pepper the assembled Russian mobsters with sharp rebukes Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:36 PM (4df7R) For my money, a movie needs car chases, an explosion, a little boobage and plenty of sharp rebukes

180

"Or that part in Sin City when topless Carla Gugino "

Never saw the flick, and can't believe no one told me about this.

(weeps and bangs head on desk)

 

"I think it would be sort of ironic if one of your unaborted fetuses
made it to puberty and was slaughtered by some madman with an assault
rifle. As a maven practitioner of the fine art of the politics of ruddy
solipsism, I'd imagine you change your tune"

It's called a "late term abortion", by your standards. Also, look up "ironic" before using again before you hurt yourself, 'k?

181

Has he ever starred in a big movie?

 

Hmm, that's  a good question. I wanted to say Book of Eli,  but that was Denzel Washington's baby. Now that I think about it, I can't name one.

182 something needed painting? Rust never sleeps. Neither does the sodomy but that's not important right now.

183 Did your mom have any unaborted fetuses, erg?

184 135 Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, and a few others can actually play a character. Pretty much everyone else in hollywood just plays themselves

185 Speaking of movies,  we just watched Children of Men.  WOW!  Very intense action.  Not Hollywood style action but the "what the hell?" kind of action that seems much more realistic.  And the director is great for not overusing music and for having some very long,  exciting scenes with no cuts.  No obvious CGI either.  Seemed like a very pro-life message as well.

186 171 I think that's my favorite scene in The Godfather- when Michael goes to the restaurant with Solozzo and McCluskey, and he goes to the bathroom, and taped to the back of the toilet tank is a strongly-worded letter Then Solozzo stomps on it! What symbolism! Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (BrQrN) You will recall that just before they take Michael to the restaurant Sonny says "I don't want my brother to come out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand..." If only...

187 You should see ABBA in Concert on laser disc.

Frickkin' stellar!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 02, 2013 02:38 PM (BrQrN)

"you should see ABBA in Concert" is code for "Need extract most riki-tik!  Surrounded!  Danger close fires.  BROKEN FUCKING ARROW!"

188 Yep. Smoking is nearly impossible to find in TV or in non-R-rated movies. Even then it's usually the villain chomping on a cigar.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:00 PM (T0NGe)

 

We got the Ellery Queen mystery series from Netflix. The boy spawn was sitting, staring in open mouthed wonder at the possibility that the people on a tv show were smoking cigs and were actually the good guys. This kid just turned 18 and never seen a character in a tv show smoke cigarettes. 

The complete lack of political correctness in that old movie "Murder by Death" had him rolling around laughing while gasping out the phrase "that is horrible, Mom" every 3.5 minutes.

189 What happened to Schrödinger? New name?

190

Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2013 02:37 PM (T0NGe)

 

He did star as Dracula opposite Keanu Reeves.  Of course he only had to out act Reeves so no big deal.

 

I say that with the acknowledgement that I not only like but love 90% of all of Reeves movies.  He knows how to pick a movie.

191
Has he ever starred in a big movie?


He was Dracula.  Not sure if that qualifies.  But it was the name of the movie.

192 Agreed. christian Bale is very good at becoming his character. Playing Bruce Wayne has made him a more well-known face, but not to the point that you watch "American Psycho" and think, "Hey look! It's Batman!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:34 PM (4df7R)

In fact Bale is such a good actor that he can portray a character who is himself such a good actor that the other characters don't point "Hey look! It's Bruce Wayne!"

193 polynikes beat me to it

194 >I think in films these days, he is hired just to "be Al Pacino". He does it, gets paid and moves on. in his next film, he plays Phil Spector, on trial for murder... his lawyer is played by Helen Mirren, so maybe Al/Phil will get a chance to say- in open court- "She's got a GREAT ASS!!!"

195 What happened to Schrödinger? New name?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (XYSwB)

he disappeared when no one was looking.

196

"It's hard being a force for combating extreme climate events"

FIFY

197

172 OKC is getting some sweet sweet rain today, but damn! It's fucking cold. 40 degrees.

 

Nice thing about it, though...is that it's slowing down our lawns from growing.

I'm not ready for the mowing season yet.

 

198 Has he ever starred in a big movie? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?

199
Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, and a few others can actually play a character. Pretty much everyone else in hollywood just plays themselves Posted by: BSR at April 02, 2013 02:40 PM

My characters play ME

200 In Soviet Shatner ...

201 Now that I think about it, I can't name one.


 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy  was pretty good.

202 we just watched Children of Men. I liked that flick, too. But, I watch most Clive Owen movies, anyway.

203

202,

On little cat feet?

204

In fact Bale is such a good actor that he can portray a character who is himself such a good actor that the other characters don't point "Hey look! It's Bruce Wayne!"

 

Seems like he's insisting upon himself.

205 >Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, and a few others can actually play a character. Pretty much everyone else in hollywood just plays themselves Stay tuned for Jason Statham Action Movie

206 watched a Christian Slater movie (western) on Netflix yesterday.  mistake.

207

My favorite scene in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" is when Guy and Dean, the two northern thieves, break into that rich couple's house to steal all of the    Pop Tarts they have stored in their Pop Tart cabinet.

208 Aren't you a dentist? I think you're looking in the wrong orifice if you're dealing with shit. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R) depends on whether you pre-pay or make us bill you

209

If we can only save one child........so says the President who voted twice in the Illinois senate to approve late term abortions and for babies who survived - shelve them until they die.

I guess they are not baby babies.

210 An unaborted fetus mixes rat turds into ergies fair trade on a train leaving Chicago at 9am, a train load of coffee grounds leaves LA at 6pm.
If both trains are traveling @ 45 mph, when does the Chicago train dump it's coffee grounds in the LA train?

211 polynikes beat me to it

Posted by: grognard at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (oA4wp)

 

Only by the width of erg's brain.

212 30The petition drives on college campuses to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide--that's probably one of the best punks ever.  Best one I heard, and this is personally unconfirmed mind you, was about 15 years ago someone set up some shie at the U of Illinois saying that there was a casting call for extras for the upcoming movie "good will hunting II".  As you well know, the mathematical prodigy was last seen headed west in a convertible and this prank alleged that he was to set down roots at the U of I in the sequel. Casting call was held at 6:00 a.m sharp, so lots of half wits got up early that day to get a prime spot in line.

213 "So Oprah's OK with dead kids?" LOL

214
"She's got a GREAT ASS!!!"


She actually does.  Helen Mirren is gorgeous.  I loved her in "Red."

And she's one of the only British actresses that can pull off a convincing American accent rather effortlessly.

215

OK. I'm off.

 

And I'm   leaving,  too. Errands to run, then a party for B'Gal's #2  Son.

 

BBL.

216

 

What happened to Schrödinger? New name?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (XYSwB)

 

Put me in a box with a flask of poison?  You see what you get!!!

217 On little cat feet?

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at April 02, 2013 02:43 PM (lbiWb)

I sent my Shepherd, Heisenberg, after him, but he was moving so fast we couldn't figure out which direction he went.

218

Keanu Reeves is an actor? Huh?

219 In fact Bale is such a good actor that he can portray a character who is himself such a good actor that the other characters don't point "Hey look! It's Bruce Wayne!"

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (29vnO) ]/i]

 

LOL!   Well hey, at least Batman has a MASK.   Unlike some supermen I could mention.  

220

"you should see ABBA in Concert" is code for "Need extract most riki-tik! Surrounded! Danger close fires. BROKEN FUCKING ARROW!"

 

Quick!  Take cover under the laser disc!

221 The uncertainty always gets you.

222 Has he ever starred in a big movie? Hmm, that's a good question. I wanted to say Book of Eli, but that was Denzel Washington's baby. Now that I think about it, I can't name one. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 02, 2013 02:39 PM (+z4pE) "Lost in Space," you guys.

223 It's the glasses.

224 Oldman, Daniel Day Lewis, and a few others can
actually play a character. Pretty much everyone else in hollywood just
plays themselves

Posted by: BSR at April 02, 2013 02:40 PM

My characters play ME

Posted by: William Shatner at April 02, 2013 02:42 PM (mCvL4)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

And then there's the total versitility of Brian Denehey.

225 "So Oprah's OK with dead kids?" LOL

Posted by: JWF at April 02, 2013 02:45 PM (1l37M)

she's eaten pretty much everything in a 10K radius so I imagine there's some baby gristle stuck in her molars.

226 >And she's one of the only British actresses that can pull off a convincing American accent rather effortlessly. Posted by: grognard at April 02, 2013 02:45 PM (oA4wp) Kate Beckinsale does a pretty good American too

227 Nice thing about it, though...is that it's slowing down our lawns from growing.
I'm not ready for the mowing season yet.  Posted by: wheatie////////////////////............I have a better way up here of slowing down the growth of your lawn. It's called 30 degrees and 2 feet of snow still on it. No bugs though! Good thing we have all that fucking global warming going for us.

228 He was Dracula. Not sure if that qualifies. But it was the name of the movie. It doesn't qualify, in my mind. He isn't the lead. He isn't the protagonist. He's a character. I wonder how much screen time he actually had.

229

30The petition drives on college campuses to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide--that's probably one of the best punks ever.

 

I think that prank was at it's most hilarious when some folks pulled it on the attendees at one of those annual    Global Climate Change symposiums; I think in Costa Rica?  Somewhere in central America.   They fell for it lock, stock and barrel.   Hysterical.

230

Kate Beckinsale does a pretty good American too

 

Does she do Canadians?

231 Oldman's best role was in The Professional.  He beat everyone in that one.   EVERYONE!!!!

232 Stay tuned for Jason Statham Action Movie Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2013 02:44 PM (8sCoq) I nice Friday night snack.

233
Currently in theaters:  Fast and Furious 6.

The irony burns.

234 If I had been asked to sign that petition, maybe I would have promised. "But first you will blow me." At which point my armed security would toss your ass on the pavement. From the roof.

235 O/T This is kind of interesting. The ring that might have inspired Tolkien is put on view. http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/apr/02/hobbit-tolkien-ring-exhibition

236 And then there's the total versitility of Brian Denehey.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2013 02:47 PM (Oa0Hi)

 

Have you ever seen Brian Dennehy as Judi Dench    as   M     in the James Bond films?   GENIUS.

237 Kate Beckinsale does a pretty good American too

Is that a promise or a statement?

238 Kate Beckinsale doesn't say a word in this video, but it still makes my point http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwu2j0r4z3g

239
Kate Beckinsale does a pretty good American too



I wish she'd do this one.

240 you guys don't miss a thing

241 This is kind of interesting. The ring that might have inspired Tolkien is put on view. http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/apr/02/hobbit-tolkien-ring-exhibition Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2013 02:49 PM (r2PLg) thanks

242

also in theaters:  White House Down

More irony.

243 24 Spielberg and Lucas would be on board for this.


Spielberg would have some difficulty with Saving Private Ryan.

South Park'd, in the episode where they try to save "Raiders" from being Special Edition'd

244 Brian Dennehy's death scene as Judi Dench as M in the last Bond film was.. well, masterful!

Ooops.. spoilers!

245 also in theaters: White House Down

More irony.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2013 02:53 PM (IY7Ir)

I...

Overwhelmed...

Halp..!

246 James O'Keefe posted a sign on Morgan's property: JNT Armed Response Security Systems.

247

But remember, only police should be allowed to have guns.

 

Norfolk deputy leaves gun in Macy's dressing room

Virginian Pilot online: http://hamptonroads.com/2013/04/norfolk-deputy-leaves-gun-macys-dressing-room

248 Spielberg would have some difficulty with Saving Private Ryan.
..........
It would be three minutes long!

249 Gary Oldman was in The Fifth Element, but he wasn't the lead.

250 All movie themed merchandise sales have NOTHING to do with any movie influencing people. 'Movies aren't to blame for anything. Don't blame the movies, man.' Ask anyone in the media industry to assume responsibility, they will only accept the resulting profits.

251 The complete lack of political correctness in that old movie "Murder by Death" had him rolling around laughing while gasping out the phrase "that is horrible, Mom" every 3.5 minutes.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (S2RnE)

It!. It is confusing. Say your goddamn pronouns!

252 'Movies aren't to blame for anything. Don't blame the movies, man.'

Ask anyone in the media industry to assume responsibility, they will only accept the resulting profits.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 02, 2013 02:55 PM (MhA4j)

In all honesty, that quote is correct.  Don't blame the movies.  Don't blame guns.  Blame the dumbass.  There, I done said it.

253 Spielberg would have some difficulty with Saving Private Ryan.
..........
It would be three minutes long!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 02, 2013 02:54 PM (f9c2L)

The shorter the better

254

also in theaters: White House Down

More irony.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2013 02:53 PM (IY7Ir)

 

With Ashley Judd as the First Lady!

 

Who I believe gets offed in the first fifteen minutes?   I may be wrong about that.  Possibly it's just wishful thinking.

 

But it DOES     have    Morgan Freeman    sermonizing at us    about... I don't know, stuff.   How awesome we are or something.   I'd be more inclined to care if I had any respect left for Morgan Freeman.

255

Good movies, real movies, still have smoking.

 

Do not shrink from the truth.  propaganda is the fucking government's job.

 

Art, truth, serious analytical thought, used to be the media's job.  Unfortunately, they have become nothing but propaganda of the worst order.

256

"Lost in Space," you guys.

 

I wanted to put Ma Robinson in the airlock  in that flick.

 

But that was the best portrayal of Dr. Smith  evah.  Even better than the original.

257 White House Down.. hahahahaha Olympus Has Fallen came out first, suckers!  Might as well go direct to DVD.

258 With Ashley Judd as the First Lady!

That's no moon.

259

With Ashley Judd as the First Lady!

That's no moon.

 

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 02, 2013 02:57 PM (QupBk)

 

 

It's Brian Dennehy.

260 Morgan Freeman has a voice so soothing, even his granddaughter would want to sleep with him.

261 It's Brian Dennehy. Posted by: MWR
.........
Ahhh.. hence the puffy face.

262 Want a good movie rec:   For Greater Glory (2012)  2:15ish long, worth every minute of your time.  Surprised CommieWood allowed it to be made.

263

Wait. The Deputy left his gun in a dressing room?

 

What kinda man tries his clothes on before buying 'em? Fuck next you'll tell me it was all floral prints and paisleys and shit

264

TheQuietMan at April 02, 2013 02:55 PM (1Jaio)

 

A John Wayne fan?

265 Sanitized Saving Private Ryan:  (fade in)
 
Sergeant Horvath: Yes, sir. Listen up...
Private Caparzo: What are we gonna do?
Sergeant Horvath: What?
Private Caparzo: What are we gonna do?
Sergeant Horvath: You're goin' home wrapped in an American flag with a hunk of cheese in your ass, Caparzo, you smart-ass! Now listen up...
Private Reiben: I thought you liked it in the ass.
Sergeant Horvath: What?
Private Reiben: I thought you liked it in the ass!

The End.

266 Has he ever starred in a big movie? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy? Brought down $80MM box office. Don't know what the budget was (boxofficemojo doesn't say). Medium-sized.

267 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 02:56 PM (4df7R) .....Yea I am ashamed to admit I got tricked into going to that movie. But (Spoiler Alert) Ashley Jugghead get's offed pretty quick so that was redeeming at least. And yea, it was like Die Hard4 meets Point Break. What a pile of shit movie. The only thing from making that turd stinkier would have been Keanu Reeeves in it.

268 Sergeant Horvath: Yes, sir. Listen up...
Private Caparzo: What are we gonna do?
Sergeant Horvath: What?
Private Caparzo: What are we gonna do?
Sergeant Horvath: You're goin' home wrapped in an American flag with a hunk of cheese in your ass, Caparzo, you smart-ass! Now listen up...
Private Reiben: I thought you liked it in the ass.
Sergeant Horvath: What?
Private Reiben: I thought you liked it in the ass!

The End.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2013 03:00 PM (UzPAd)

welcome to every conversation in afghanistan/iraq

269 "Posing as a group called 'Act Against Arms,' they seek signatures for a petition to take guns out of all future movies... and all old movies, too."

Time to take this one beyond agitprop. Time to grab these clowns where it hurts, and not let go. Time for Hollyweird to face an actual, for-real threat to its bottom line over its gun hypocrisy.

The courts have repeatedly held you can't tell a moviemaker or game developer that they can't have certain content in what they produce. That's prior restraint on free speech.

However, the courts have also repeatedly held that you ABSOLUTELY CAN have enforceable limits on providing certain types of entertainment content to those under a particular age.

So, it's time for the GV rating on movies, television and games. GV for Gun Violence. Any gun violence. Even a gun being brandished threateningly without use. (Since people do get prosecuted for that in real life.)

GV rating? Absolutely no one under age 21 admitted. Not mature enough yet to handle demon liquor? Then also not mature enough yet to face the soul-shattering and psyche-warping influence of graphic gun violence. That's for grownups only from now on. Rated GV, adults only.

Put this in a House GOP gun control bill. Insist that it be built into any measure that the House GOP sign on to from now on. And watch Hollyweird absolutely shit themselves. Also watch a bunch of liberals accustomed to reliable and abundant Hollyweird campaign money also shit themselves.

Because gun violence _sells_. Sells big. Hollyweird know it. And they're shameless hypocrites about it, as O'Keefe just proved again.

270 Art, truth, serious analytical thought, used to be the media's job. Unfortunately, they have become nothing but propaganda of the worst order.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 02, 2013 02:56 PM (tVTLU)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

How true this is.  I'm so proud of my Hollwood brothers and  sisters.

271

272 -

 

I think Carlin had a routine like that, where he replaced every instance of "kill" with the word "fuck"

 

So you had stuff like "Stop me before I fuck again!"

272 Replace all guns in movies with... unicorns... for the children!

273 way the hell O/T   If anyone else was wishing to spend our money on a brain mapping project, which really might lead to some phenomenally beneficial results for those of us getting older, I would be cheering. As it is, with the BO behind it, my paranoia meter is bouncing on the peg. The sobBO gives me the creeps and I have just enough imagination to be able to envision bad uses for the results of that effort.

274 My favorite is the FB post from the guy that doesn't own a gun, will never own a gun and probably lives where it's even illegal for him to have a gun saying he's got no problem with universal background checks if it will save the life of one child.

That's like a white guy proudly proclaiming they can't make him sit at the back of the bus.

Yeah, he's the stupid lib I keep 'cause you gotta have them around. You gotta let this stupid roll off you back like water off a duck's.

The one time I did respond to his stupid was when he threw out that "Teacher's don't do it for the money" thing. I said, "So, they'll work for free?"
He got all tolerant and civilized. By which I mean he started throwing f-bombs.

275 White House Down.. hahahahaha Olympus Has Fallen came out first, suckers! Might as well go direct to DVD. Ah, the days of Armegeddon and Deep Impact. These kinds of movies about Washington really disturb me. It's like we're only concerned about royal intrigue anymore.

276 Gary Oldman was the bad guy in Air Force One.. a pretty movie in its time..
He's been in two of the recent Batman movies as well, as COmissioner Gordon.

277

Torquewrench, I fucking love it.  love it.  love it.  unfortunately, I won't do it out of principle.  Because the First Amendment is the Second Amendment.

 

But what we should do is point out the utter hypocrisy at every stage.  WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE RECOMMENDATIONS ON HOLLYWOOD AND VIDEO GAMES.

 

Guns guns guns, that's all these fuckers can say.

 

Sin City was a pretty good movie, btw, and also where are some fucking t-shirt designs gonna be floated.  I'm excited to support AOSHQ.

278

"How true this is. I'm so proud of my Hollwood brothers and sisters."

Meh. You're a piker in comparison now, Leni.

279
So you had stuff like "Stop me before I fuck again!"

Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 02, 2013 03:03 PM (3ZtZW)

Fuck the ump! Fuck the ump! Fuck the ump! Fuck the ump!


Take it easy on that clutch, Bill, or you'll fuck that engine again.

280 ......."do whatever, blah, blah, to protect one child's life, blah, blah"......... - he might start by stop playing Mau Mau all the time. He wants to turn the place into the seedier side of Mombasa.

281 So these @$$hat clowns will refuse to have their security teams use, have or own guns? Maybe we could suggest silly string.

282 I don't want anyone petitioning Hollywood to remove guns from their movies.

I would LOVE for someone to petition for Hollywood movie studios to PAY THE GOING RATE FOR TAXES.

That's ALL I'M ASKING for.  Pay YOUR fucking fair share, bitches.

283 Hey, I would have signed that petition!

284

So you had stuff like "Stop me before I fuck again!"

Posted by: Bigby's Rosy Palm at April 02, 2013 03:03 PM (3ZtZW)

 

We're gonna fuck ya now.  But, we're gonna fuck ya slow.

285

So I see another    firearms   company     is flipping CO the bird and moving out of state.    This time it's Hiviz.

 

Found via Insty:  http://preview.tinyurl.com/btedvqr

 

286 Sid and Nancy.  Oldman was great Harsh,  dark,  funny.  Sid's mom gave him Sid's actual padlock necklace.  (Maybe)  Steve Jones has sold his "Sex Pistols guitar" several times.

287

259....Don't blame the movies. Don't blame guns. Blame the dumbass. There, I done said it.

 

Yep.

And I think that is what O'Keefe is going for, in doing this video.

 

Hollywood should be on the side of protecting the 2nd Amendment.

They make millions off of portraying gun violence.

 

But instead, they're being hypocrites and trying to have it both ways.

 

 

288 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 03:07 PM (4df7R)


Damn my state for not courting these guys like the business whores we should be!

289 We haven't paid for a movie (other than Netflix sub) in years.  We used to love going to a late breakfast and hitting the matinee.

No more.  If it's good, I'll see it next year.

Hell, we cancelled all television (DirecTV for us) just because it's all bullshit.  Wall-to-wall reality shows, shopping channels, crappy news networks, et al infinitum. 

Now:  I pick what I watch, when I want to watch it, and no goddam commercials.

290 I wish future President Pence would woo these gun companies to IN.

291 292 So I see another firearms company is flipping CO the bird and moving out of state. This time it's Hiviz.

Found via Insty: http://preview.tinyurl.com/btedvqr

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 02, 2013 03:07 PM (4df7R) 

Colorado is pretty much California este now.

292 I dunno, since when did Deniro ever need a gun to break another head?

293 Morgan Freeman is actually not the Numinous Negro in "Olympus". I can handle him in movies where he's a normal human being. "Gone Baby Gone" being another one.

294 I thought Merchant Ivory only did films about Gay Men In Love?

295 Meh. You're a piker in comparison now, Leni.

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at April 02, 2013 03:03 PM (lbiWb)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

I only had a few short years before the market abruptly changed.

296

 tangonine at April 02, 2013 03:09 PM (x3YFz)

 

We have only seen a couple of movies in the theater in the last few yrs.  The Expendables 2 was worth it.  I seriously wish I had seen the Avengers on the big screen also.

297 Colorado is pretty much California este now.

Posted by: tubal at April 02, 2013 03:09 PM (BoE3Z)

well, don't be so hasty.  I won't post my personal armory but suffice it to say with my Sheriff I'm not too concerned.  My CC permit is still easily obtainable/renewable.

I lived in CA.  Even with the stupid CO laws (which will be overturned after the next election or by the CO supreme court) I'll still win a gunfight and not go to jail.

298

Sponge:

 

Indeed.  End the Hollywood tax credit for fuck's sake.  That's a "tax" I can get behind in a big way.  Fucking oil companies are pikers compared to the commies in Hollywood.

299 Too bad about CO.  I was considering moving there from Maryland.  (I like snow and mountain levels in video games.)

300 >I think Carlin had a routine like that, where he replaced every instance of "kill" with the word "fuck" "Alright Sheriff- we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow..."

301 196

What happened to Schrödinger? New name?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 02, 2013 02:41 PM (XYSwB)

Schrödinger is fine, but his cat was banned.

302 >Colorado is pretty much California este now. that's an exaggeration

303 I    considered   doing   this    when    I    colorized    all   those    movies.  Jane    talked    me   out   of    it.

304 Too bad about CO. I was considering moving there from Maryland. (I like snow and mountain levels in video games.)

Posted by: Misophonia Sufferer at April 02, 2013 03:16 PM (UypUQ)

It's still fantastic.  Just avoid the denver/boulder hippie zone and you'll be fine.

305 Are there IT jobs in CO?

306 And for you folks thinking about moving to CO.  Us true CO folks (not hippie implants fleeing from Kalifornia, The Peoples Republic Of).  We fight a low-level insurgency against 'em hippies.

We've been here a while.  We know building inspectors.  Sheriffs.  Licensing agents for the counties.  Hell, we grew up with them.  They don't take to hippies, either.

There's the east coast Italian Mafia, then there's the Cowboy Mafia.  Permits are hard to get around here.  City council members' kids don't make football teams when things go south.  You want pressure, hippies?  Want this state?  Well, pack a lunch fuckers.

307 "IÂ’m glad IÂ’ve been promoted Scientist-in-Chief, (laughter) and  (more laughter) funny enough Michelle said": (uproarious laughter) 'well, Barack you really must do a better job of communicating how wonderful your policies are' (standing ovation and applause) "and do you know what? she's right!"

308 Is that DeNiro or Danny Bonaduce?

309 @ 22 Pow pow pow, ka-pow!!!

Posted by: Scarface 2013 at April 02, 2013 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

Tankety tankety tank.

310 "Blame the dumbass. There, I done said it." Plenty of dumbass to go 'round, running the gamut from organized crime that runs the show to the lamebrains insisting there's no hill worth defending. btw, again, O'Keefe found the 'only' logical Hollywood voice, generously gifting good advice, like a needle in the haystack. tangonine, as if propaganda, educational curriculum and training do not impact the person's mind and influence public opinion. If there were no effect, there'd be no advertising. To say that movies, tv, games, classes, relations, books, ideas or years of experience have no bearing on a person's mindset is ignorant. Rather, argue what the impact of stimuli is per individual, age, tribe, region or era. Responsibility, each for one's own actions, I agree with you; that is the traditional point within society. And until the 1960s, The Golden Rule was applied rather universally, just as all the world's major religions teach it. We are each responsible to build our better nature and to do good in life. Where the law of liberty is concerned, teachers and advertisers bear the heavier judgment, and judges bear the heaviest. People should refrain from seeking to be the social leader and the propagandist (Book of James). Finally, to offend innocence or sabotage integrity, the offender would be better off dead than to destroy what is pure in others (millstone/neck/water). For what it's worth, "Art for its own sake" is just another 20th Century bluff, like Schoenberg's serial music, that led to a dead-end. (Ask Boulez) Sure, for its own sake. As if that means squat aside from its own limited sake.

311 The lesson of Colorado is that you can't run. It's not possible. 41% of Texas voters chose Obama, and the left is targeting the state deliberately and openly. It is not *possible* to run. You have to fight.

312 Ask anyone in the media industry to assume responsibility, they will only accept the resulting profits. PROFITS? WHO SAID WE MADE A PROFIT?

313 All women should be required to carry a toaster and two pop tarts in their purses.  That way, when they are subjected to rape rape, they will be able to toss one in the toaster, bite off one corner, and scare their would be attacker away.  Of course, with a real weapon, they could just kill the mofo, but that's just me.

314

If Lanza fired 154 rounds from his bushmaster. They found 3 empty 30-round magazines, so that is 3 X 30 = 90. The magazine he had had 15 rounds, so assuming he shot 15 rounds that would be 90 + 15 = 105 rounds.

 

Where did the other  49 (154-105) rounds come from?