May 01, 2013

Jay Carney: Benghazi "Happened a Long Time Ago"
— Ace

Yes, long ago.

Hillary Clinton employed this same tactic in the Whitewater investigation.

Early in the investigation, she refused to comment because it was "too early" to do so and she wanted to "let the investigation proceed" so she could "have all the facts."

Now, after about a year -- a year over the course of which it was always "too early" to discuss these matters -- she announced that it was now too late to discuss them, as Whitewater was now "old news" and "all of the questions have been asked and answered before."

Well, no. They were asked, but never answered, as you always previously claimed it was "too early" to answer them. And now, Bang!, without notice, it's announced that it has suddenly moved from "far too early" to "far too late."

Same thing here in Benghazi. We went from it being too early to discuss these matters or ask questions about it to, Bang!, without any prior notice, it now being too late, as this is all ancient history that could not possibly have anything to do with current events.

Apparently there was a sweet spot in there, perhaps lasting several minutes to an hour, when it was neither too early to answer questions about Benghazi, nor too late. And this Time of Ripeness, alas, passed without our knowing it. They forgot to mention that for sixteen minutes it was now The Right Time to ask and answer questions about Benghazi, and we didn't notice ourselves, so now it's Just Too Late and that's Our Fault for not divining those Golden Minutes when questions could be asked.

UPDATE [JohnE.]: Video below the fold.

Posted by: Ace at 10:34 AM | Comments (263)
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1 The sweet spot was before reelecting this cock gobbler.

Posted by: nip at May 01, 2013 10:35 AM (lGVXf)

2 Makes sense to us!

Posted by: The Election Swaying Media at May 01, 2013 10:35 AM (NF2Bf)

3 In dog years?

Posted by: huerfano at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (bAGA/)

4 There's apparently also a sweet spot to making posts here before ace memory holes it .

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (GaqMa)

5

(Un?)fortunately she was sick during those minutes and was unavailable for congressional testimony.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (VLifP)

6 Does this mean the statute of limitations is almost up for blaming Bush?

Posted by: huerfano at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (bAGA/)

7 I like the quasi-German capitalization. It makes me chuckle with the portentousness

Posted by: imp at May 01, 2013 10:37 AM (UaxA0)

8 Does this mean the statute of limitations is almost up for blaming Bush?

Posted by: huerfano

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

*catches breath*

 

*giggles*

 

Oh, that was priceless.  Top shelf sir!

Posted by: The Election Swaying Media at May 01, 2013 10:38 AM (NF2Bf)

9 >>>I like the quasi-German capitalization. It makes me chuckle with the portentousness thanks, I like that too. It's something I started doing some time ago, and now am doing so much I almost write For Real in this way.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2013 10:39 AM (LCRYB)

10 That's pretty standard English there imp.

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (UsR5V)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (/PCJa)

12 Newsies: Uh Cousin Oliver UE3 is still over 7.5%

"yeah that was george bush the President inherited a shit sandwich 5 years ago you know...."  //Jay Cousin Oliver Carney

Newsies: uh about benghazi

"yeah look that is from our prehistoric past plebe...now don't spill a drop of what he did not do in your mouth."

//Jay Cousin Oliver Carney

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (LRFds)

13 Just curious; do the families of our murdered countrymen feel "it was a long time ago".?

Posted by: Marcus at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (0aQMV)

14

And this Time of Ripeness, alas, passed without our knowing it.

 

Not quite baby

 

*coos seductively*

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (NF2Bf)

15

 Stall...stall...delay, delay. Then declare it's 'Old News'.

 

Yeah, Ace...the Clintons perfected this tactic, and used it often.

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (3B3wv)

16 Ah, yes. The "brain" issue came first, so Hillary was MIA. Then, the procrastination. Then, "What does it matter, now?"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 10:40 AM (XYSwB)

17 It's kind of like the "vinegar stroke". If it's too early, you get made fun of, it it never happens, you have "whiskey dick" and the chick thinks you can go all night. So the next time with her, she gets real disappointed. Not that this has ever happened to me. I just remember someone in my college dorm telling me about it. I only hit the vinegar stroke at the optimum time for me and the ladies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 10:41 AM (Zd/NW)

18 thanks, I like that too. It's something I started doing some time ago, and now am doing so much I almost write For Real in this way. Posted by: ace at May 01, 2013 02:39 PM (LCRYB) It's really a convention we need to bring to English.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 01, 2013 10:41 AM (uQDuA)

19 Can I try that tactic with my taxes?

Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (FmFB3)

20 Unfortunately, that sweet spot just happened to coincide with a long round of golf BHO was having.  If you would have asked him at the 3rd hole, he could have discussed it.  By the 18th it was already old news.

Posted by: BigDaddyD at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (S4N/h)

21 This guy's got balls!!

Posted by: Evel Knievel at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (HYHG7)

22 Fuck them in their fuckholes those fucking fucks. *does Interpretative Dance of Rage*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (VtjlW)

23 So was slavery and Jim Crow but we still hear about that all the time.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (44PWr)

24

"Why you bringin' up old shit!?"

-Jay Carney

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (Gc7Cx)

25 *looks around at each other and then begins to nod their heads in agreement*

Posted by: The MSM at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (R18D0)

26 If Carney's cocksucker is moving, he's lying.  Simple as that.

Posted by: toby928 at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (evdj2)

27 ~5 months until Mooch discovers the Benghazi file in an east wing room under a couch.

edit: they discover the file when the couch is being sent out for reupholstering (using the fabric from one of her old dresses.)

Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (fGPLK)

28 24 garrett,

South Carolina REPRESENT!

//Brawndo 2016

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (LRFds)

29 let's seeÂ… By comparison, Cheneybush responded to the mass murder of several thousand Americans, by invading a country completely unassociated with the perpetration of 9/11, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, and the total destruction of Iraq. BENGHAAAAZI!!

Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (4DESt)

30 Haven't  we  all  moved  on?

Posted by: Hilllary 2016 at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (q4QfH)

31
Jay Carney wipes off the palimpsest...again.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (vzLhi)

32

And, as a reminder, it was as a result of my review of the Benghazi documents that I began declaring TFG to be the SCOAMT.

 

It will always either be too early or too late to ask/answer these questions- they are inconvenient and so must not be answered.

 

Maybe the Bengahzi whistleblowers will make it not "too late" when they testify before Congress.  But not likely.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (/PCJa)

33 Were any of us even alive back then?

Posted by: Dang, waking up from one of his blackouts at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (R18D0)

34 And 9/11 happened a really, really, really, long, long, long time ago.  Like almost last century.  So ease up on the Islamophobia shit.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (slkJy)

35

You know, I can't really blame the  political  left for acting as it does.  I mean, how could you not treat the population at large like complete fucking retards when pathetically obvious tactics like this are barely questioned, distributed by a fawning media, believed or ignored by probably 3/4 of the population, and when election time rolls around, you rarely get punished for it.

 

I really need to look into this whole 'scruples' and 'character' thing.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (NF2Bf)

36 But it's never too early or too late to ask the shooting victims families to shill for gun control.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (uQDuA)

37 See Hillary run.

Posted by: dick and jane at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (XYSwB)

38 All so predictable and stupid.  It's like cooking a souffle.  Wait for it, wait for it, don't peak in the oven....oops, you waited to long and burned it.  What a pathetic cook you are.

If the media had any sense of embarrassment, well, they wouldn't be the media. 

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (YXmuI)

39 "A time of ripeness," is an inappropriate phrase in any post about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (/WLC3)

40 peek

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (YXmuI)

41

edit: they discover the file when the couch is being sent out for reupholstering (using the fabric from one of her old dresses.)

 

So are they just expecting to have a lot of scrap, or are they doing the loveseat, too?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (/PCJa)

42 You miss Saddam, eh douchenozzle?

Posted by: real joe at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (HYHG7)

43

terrorism related and administration denying related, but really OT

stupid media is stupid


they think Jikar's suitemate got rid of his stuff cause they were friends

they got rid of his stuff because they were in on it and they got rid of the proof of that

they said they saw a jar of Vaseline in his room and one of them said he knew he used it for making bombs

if I saw a jar of Vaseline in a dorm room I would think it was for a spank bank, not a bomb

feds have NOT said they have found the computer, only the backpack with bomb materials

where is the computer

it will implicate them even further

 

they were in on it

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (nH8jP)

44 But the 'It's Bush's fault' is foooorevvvvveeeer.



Screw Jay Carney with his little step stool.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (X6akg)

45 I wonder if the Obama, Hilary!, Carney, the Dems, and the media would have reacted the same way if the Reagan Administration had done the same thing with Iran/Contra, or Bush 2 with L'affaire de Plame?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (Zd/NW)

46 Isn't Ben Gandhi the strange little villian with the Fu Manchu mustache in Iron Man 3?

Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (G9Mmf)

47 "Happened a long time ago."

Funny,  that's what Vince Foster said,  right before I shot him in the head.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (R18D0)

48 And Erg's got nuthin.

Posted by: Situation Normal at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (evdj2)

49 Almost 8 months is a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (1Jaio)

50 so that means Newtown CT is about past its sell-by date, right?

Posted by: Bigby's OK at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (Zabb4)

51 Wow I never thought about it before but Jay Carney does look like cousin Oliver. How weird.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (RZ8pf)

52

This all comes down to the media,  which is a clear and present danger to the continuation of this Republic. And even though I am apoplectically mad about their treasonous behavior I honestly, truly don't know what we can do about it. Don't tell me to stop watching them because I already fucking did,  20 years ago when Dan Fucking Rather,  teamed with Connnie  Fucking  Chung (remember that?) fellated Bill  and Hillary  Clinton on his nightly 'news' program,   drooling that if he and Connie could be only 1/100th as good as Bill and Hill he would be happy. That's the day I stopped watching all of the  fucking  fuckers. And what good did it do? Nothing. Zip. Nada.  ( throwing in a little Hispanic  there,  just  trying to stay culturally sensitive  ya know) Zilch. We now have a communist as President. And half the fucking country doesn't know it because he's smarter than they  are. Smarter because he doesn't fucking call himself a communist, knowing that that's all it takes to pull the wool over  their eyes, thanks to the fucking treasonous, communist, wannabe Pravda media  that we have.

 

Fuck.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 01, 2013 10:46 AM (4x8W0)

53 After what I've just read at Breitbart about our military under Obama, I'm in a mood and have no patience for idiot trolls.

Fuck off, erg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (lVPtV)

54 22 Fuck them in their fuckholes those fucking fucks. *does Interpretative Dance of Rage* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 02:42 PM (VtjlW) This. I hope this dance involves a sledgehammer as a prop.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (uQDuA)

55 Look, we are handling this wrong, an openly GAY Ambassador was murdered because Hillary and Barack did nothing.  They "Matthew Shephard"ed this poor man.  Where are the Liberal activists and others who continually weep for Gay marriage?  Is not being torn to shreds by a foreign mob while gay more important than rescinding Don't Ask Don't Tell and Gay Marriage? 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (kXoT0)

Posted by: Jethro Tull at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (Gc7Cx)

57 The old heads I win, tails you lose gambit. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (m2CN7)

58 What's done is spun.

Posted by: Shakespearean Liberalism at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (XYSwB)

59 At least two morons here with no self control.

Posted by: nip at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (lGVXf)

60 27 ~5 months until Mooch discovers the Benghazi file in an east wing room under a couch. edit: they discover the file when the couch is being sent out for reupholstering (using the fabric from one of her old dresses.) Posted by: 13times at May 01, 2013 02:43 PM (fGPLK) Definitely wouldn't take 5 months for her to find it if they were under a case of Ding Dongs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (Zd/NW)

61 Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 02:44 PM (4DESt)

Well, if you can disassociate Iraqi-supported Islamic terrorism directed against the U.S. from Al-Queda terrorism directed against the U.S., then you have an interesting logical construct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (/WLC3)

62 22 Fuck them in their fuckholes those fucking fucks. *does Interpretative Dance of Rage* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 02:42 PM (VtjlW) Is there lots of bouncing in the IDoR? Bouncing would be good.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (TIIx5)

63 It's too early to discuss what happened in your mouth. We need more time to gather the facts about what happened in your mouth. ... ... What happened in your mouth happened so long ago. It's in the past. We've already discussed what happened in your mouth. Questions have been asked and answered. It's important we Move On with regards to what may or may not have happened in your mouth.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (ZPrif)

64

At least two morons here with no self control.

 

Just two?

Posted by: The Fapping Horde at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (NF2Bf)

65 they said they saw a jar of Vaseline in his room and one of them said he knew he used it for making bombs

if I saw a jar of Vaseline in a dorm room I would think it was for a spank bank, not a bomb


These particular defendants, we should assume it's for the buttsecks. With each other or with goats, what difference does that make now?

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (/kI1Q)

66

At least two morons here with no self control.

 

Crap.  Was the webcam on?

Posted by: Situation Normal at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (evdj2)

67 Look, we are handling this wrong, an openly GAY Ambassador was murdered because Hillary and Barack did nothing. They "Matthew Shephard"ed this poor man. Where are the Liberal activists and others who continually weep for Gay marriage? Is not being torn to shreds by a foreign mob while gay more important than rescinding Don't Ask Don't Tell and Gay Marriage? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 02:47 PM (kXoT0) Given that the Professional Gay Left does not give a shit about all the other gay people being slaughtered by the ROP, I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (VtjlW)

68 Apparently there was a sweet spot in there, perhaps lasting several minutes to an hour, when it was neither too early to answer questions about Benghazi, nor too late. And this Time of Ripeness, alas, passed without our knowing it.

________________________________


Unfortunately that time overlapped with the Secretary's much needed vacation time.  Sorry.  Perhaps next abject international intelligence/diplomatic failure?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (nnkXw)

69 this is what we get for living in a Twitter, Instagram, Facebook world, everything that isn't happening this minute is a super long time ago. For realz.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (RZ8pf)

70 ' "Jay Carney: Benghazi "Happened a Long Time Ago" ' Obvious response, we need to know exactly what happened so that any mistakes that led to 4 people being killed, and others being injured won't be repeated in the future. But then that would mean that the Obama cheerleaders, oops I mean serious journalists, would have to give a damn about the people who were killed and injured.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (ynec7)

71 Yo, Ding Dong, man.  Ding Dong.  Ding Dong, yo.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)

72 51 Paranoid Girl In Seattle,

Yup and a smug fuck as well....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (LRFds)

73

Just came back from the store...

Dude in front of me sporting full sleeves, ear gauges  and a Tapout t-shirt. 

He was buying a box of Summer's Eve Douche and a Red Bull.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (Gc7Cx)

74

If Benghazi is too long ago than the expiration date on blaming Bush is about 4 years overdue

 

if it is too long ago there is no harm in the survivors being allowed to speak

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (nH8jP)

75 Fuck them in their fuckholes those fucking fucks.


*does Interpretative Dance of Rage*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 02:42 PM (VtjlW)


----


aaaaaaaaaannnnndddd .... THIS is why I keep coming here.


Short, sweet, simple, to the point repartee...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (nELVU)

76 Benghazi was a long time ago, wasn't it? So long ago that they've had plenty of time to track down and capture those responsible, right?

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (X7MDA)

77 If any informative news reports had been written about Benghazi right after it happened they would have been in sandscript, hieroglyphics or some such shit - so why even bother?

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 10:50 AM (R18D0)

78 And the Constitution?  That was a Millenia Ago!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2013 10:50 AM (lZBBB)

79

this is what we get for living in a Twitter, Instagram, Facebook world, everything that isn't happening this minute is a super long time ago. For realz.

 

TL;DR

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 01, 2013 10:50 AM (NF2Bf)

80 They get away with this shit because the press hides it.  The LIV doesn't read conservative blogs or watch Fox.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 10:50 AM (53z96)

81 He was buying a box of Summer's Eve Douche    Posted by: garrett

What flavor?

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (R18D0)

82 There's no statute of limitations on government accountability.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (ynec7)

Posted by: BOSTON at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (Gc7Cx)

84  They forgot to mention that for sixteen minutes it was now The Right Time to ask and answer questions about Benghazi, and we didn't notice ourselves, so now it's Just Too Late and that's Our Fault for not divining those Golden Minutes when questions could be asked.

 

So you're saying that the Benghazi hearings are kind of like a late night infomercial for Bowflex, where "If you    order     in the next twenty minutes you'll    also receive this DVD from world renowned physical trainer Bob Bobson,   his patented      Upper    Body     Sculpter, AND the "Diet Your Way to a Better Body Cookbook"       completely free!   Just pay separate shipping and handling!"

 

Only in this case:

 

Bowflex = Benghazi testimony

Free bonuses = TRUTHFUL Benghazi testimony

Separate shipping and handling = State Department: "WE tell YOU who's guilty.  You don't get to throw anyone under our bus.  We do that ourselves."

 

...

 

Yeah, sounds about right.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (4df7R)

85 Yesterday it was too soon to chase women half my age, today it's too late to aim for 1/3rd.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (epxV4)

86 He's just cueing the media for their next assigned talking point.

Posted by: Bret at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (LQf9e)

87 The election happened a long time ago.  I'm pretty sure the SCOAMF's term is over.  Who's President now?

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (ggRof)

88 These particular defendants, we should assume it's for the buttsecks. With each other or with goats, what difference does that make now?

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at May 01, 2013 02:48 PM (/kI1Q)

 

 

I'm playing "stunningly stupid or terrorist wannabe" as I read the affidavit.

 

Given that their plan was to not alert the roommate by taking both the backpack and the laptop (rather than just the backpack.)

 

I'm going with stupid.

Still not good, equally as dangerous.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (GaqMa)

89 It's like the R's livin in the 2012's, when they're not living in the 50's.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (FmFB3)

90

There's no statute of limitations on government accountability.

 

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (/PCJa)

91 this is what we get for living in a Twitter, Instagram, Facebook world, everything that isn't happening this minute is a super long time ago. For realz.

But don't you worry.  We'll be sure to save enough money for our pensions, cause we're far-thinking that way.

Posted by: The American work force at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (YXmuI)

92

>>What flavor?

 

Balsamic.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (Gc7Cx)

93 I can't wait for Trey Gowdy to get a hold of this during the hearings.

Posted by: jd at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (ROXo4)

94

Top reasons why Hillary did not see the Embassy e-mails:

 

1.  The sun was in her eyes

 

2.  They were lost until they were found in an rarely used room in the White House.

 

3.  Bo ate them

 

4. Because it doesn't matter whether I saw them or not.

 

5.  Some guy named Pixy screwed up the format.

Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (m2CN7)

95 thunderb, That's a very interesting fact (about the Vaseline); can you tell me where you got it from? Because if that's a real fact, then I think your conclusion is pretty darn sound -- Who, outside the bomb-making business, would think that Vaseline in a man's room was used for bomb-making?

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (LCRYB)

96 And the Constitution? That was a Millenia Ago!

Posted by: Romeo13

 

What's a mill N E A.

 

Is that more or less than 100 years?

Posted by: Ezra Klein at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (NF2Bf)

97 Fuck them. Fuck ALL of them.

Get everything out into the open, and make sure the public sees every single detail. The more damaging the revelation, the better.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (vd7A8)

98

Stall...stall...delay, delay. Then declare it's 'Old News'.

 


Yeah, Ace...the Clintons perfected this tactic, and used it often. 

 

That's if they were ever aware of anything. They've used that  pitiful excuse, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (+z4pE)

99 That  whole  "It  tastes  good"   and  "I  did  not  have  sex  with  that  woman"  misunderstanding  was  a   long  time  ago  but  Hillary  keeps  bringing  it  up.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (q4QfH)

100

The idiots in the press aren't seriously going to accept that as an answer?    Even if they are trying to help hide the bodies, they have to have some self-respect, no?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (YgotP)

101

>>There's no statute of limitations on government accountability.

 

It's 'statue'.

Posted by: Kramer at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (Gc7Cx)

102 Despicable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (piMMO)

103 "We are unaware of any agency blocking an employee...."

So then he admits that they're incompetent?  Seeing as he's "unaware" and all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:53 AM (sbV1u)

104 hmm, is there some new hipster use for Summer's Eve I am unaware of? Or was that guy a victim of some pussy whipping? Did he buy them with an EBT card?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 01, 2013 10:53 AM (RZ8pf)

105 Vaseline is used for polishing rockets, not making bombs.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2013 10:53 AM (Gc7Cx)

106 All those men and women killed at Ft. Hood?  Never mind.  It was a long time ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:53 AM (lVPtV)

107 AtC - May I suggest that these fucking fucks could also use a dorking in their squeak holes? 

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2013 10:53 AM (KjlbF)

108 I would not believe any self serving thing these assholes say.  They have already proved they are liars. 

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (nH8jP)

109

So we've got Jay Carney saying Benghazi happened a "long time ago."

 

We've got John Kerry saying that we have "More important things to focus on."

 

We've got Hillary Clinton asking "What difference does it make?"

 

Noooooooo, they're not trying to cover up     any    criminal incompetence or   malicious    abdication of duty    or anything.   They're just, you know,    sayin' stuff.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (4df7R)

110 I can't wait for Trey Gowdy to get a hold of this during the hearings. Posted by: jd at May 01, 2013 02:52 PM (ROXo4) fify

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (XYSwB)

111 Isn't it one of those apt ironies of  history  that Obama's mouthpiece is named Carney?

Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (KXm42)

112 Yeah, Ace...the Clintons perfected this tactic, and used it often

We have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Whitewater papers "found" behind the couch after the elections at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (YXmuI)

113 There is no statue of limitation for murders

Posted by: Comrade j at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (Cq/0w)

114 I wish the camera had been aimed at the press pool when he made that statement. I would have loved to see their reactions.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 10:54 AM (piMMO)

115 Obama Strategy: Lie, Deny, Make Counter-Accusations

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (ZPrif)

116 thunderb, Nevermind, I found it now. Great catch.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (LCRYB)

117 Jane, do yourself a favor, stop watching Fox news and reading my libelous website. Read Proverbs, and the collected works of Abigail Van Buren. And pray for all the American soldiers lost in a pointless war, caused by a chronic dry drunk and liar. Sad, aint it?

Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (4DESt)

118 Republicans have a tough row to hoe when they have to fight the Democrats, the FSA, and the News Media.



The conservatives have it even tougher.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (53z96)

119 Despicable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 02:52 PM (piMMO)

 

 

 

I know how dare Ed Henry ask this of my jester!

Posted by: King Barky I at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (GaqMa)

120

We went from it being too early to discuss these matters or ask questions about it to, Bang!, without any prior notice, it now being too late

 

Watching the video, it seems like  the reference to "happened a long time ago"  meant that 'it's been almost a year and we haven't heard of anyone coming forward.' Not, 'It's old news.'   My first  take on it.

Posted by: CJ at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (9KqcB)

121 Glen Doherty, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods and Chris Stevens were unavailable for comment.  Concerning Hillary Clinton and her testimony, counsel Vince Foster could not be reached.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (71LDo)

122 The Dems have just come up with another great excuse for getting away with shit. After all the Billy Jeff shit, it was "we have so many pressing items, let's 'Move On'", and now it is "just get plastered, pass out and hit your head, and every thing done previously is washed away"! Brillfuckulent. Can't wait to try it out on the cops, judges, and MrsCaniac. (she will not be referred to as "Mrs Puffy Scamper")

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (Zd/NW)

123 Shorter Erg:  Squirrel!!

Posted by: Situation Normal at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (evdj2)

124

Ace they are reporting it on Fox news.  If my kid had Vaseline in his room I would think spank bank not bomb.  Fox also reported that they admitted he told them he knew how to make a bomb and that they experimented with fireworks.

 

In. on. it

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (nH8jP)

125 So if     the eight months between the attack in Benghazi and the deaths of four Americans   there      counts as "a long time,"   then    how   would Carney classify the three fucking weeks it took for the gubmint to secure the g-ddamn scene?   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (4df7R)

126 OK sock off, also time to try to finish cutting the law (if the damned mower will start)

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (GaqMa)

127

Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 02:55 PM (4DESt)

 

I would call you a fucking shit-stain, but at least shit serves a useful purpose.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (/PCJa)

128

>>>Isn't it one of those apt ironies of history that Obama's mouthpiece is named Carney?

 

***

 

Mouth of Sauron would be more apt.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (4x8W0)

129 Ooh, Erg. Fuck me now!

Posted by: off at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (ByB6m)

130

He was buying a box of Summer's Eve Douche and a Red Bull.

 

Hmm, a hipster shot and chaser?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (+z4pE)

131 I would call you a fucking shit-stain, but at least shit serves a useful purpose. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 02:56 PM (/PCJa)

No, it's still accurate because the stain itself serves no useful purpose.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (sbV1u)

132 And how many years has the Left been going on about the Voting Rights Act, Vietnam, and Watergate?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (YXmuI)

133 Don't waste my time with ancient history. Instead let's focus our attention on reparations.

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (mV8sg)

134 And just like that, erg goes from an odious little bastard to an   iminent resident of Hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (4df7R)

135    long ago?

Oh, Do we have the rules to what constitutes get out of trouble clauses everywhere?

hey i killed a guy(not) 2 years ago, Still ok?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (nqBYe)

136 yeah, the Kasakh cocks are clearly in on it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (ZPrif)

137 The crusades were left unfinished a long time ago.

Posted by: Attila at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (Cs2tJ)

138
This WH is big on expiration dates: promises, questions,

enthusiasms....enthusiasms....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (jKWYf)

139 Benghazi?  Bush's fault.

Posted by: MFM at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (evdj2)

140 Vaseline? 

Baby oil!!!

Posted by: EC at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (GQ8sn)

141

No, it's still accurate because the stain itself serves no useful purpose.

 

But because it at least comes from something that serves a useful purpose, it is therefore worth infinitely more than derp.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (/PCJa)

142

It is completely untrue that I threatened to throw the whistle-blowers in a volcano.

 

I said "drop" them in a volcano.

Posted by: Ergie Hussein Obama at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (ggRof)

143 I wish the camera had been aimed at the press pool when he made that statement. I would have loved to see their reactions.

Staring at the ceiling, whistling, and polishing their fingernails on their lapels.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (YXmuI)

144 Meanwhile, Hollywood is planning a movie about "the epic love story of Bill and Hillary" (their words) for release in 2015.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (B/VB5)

145 then how would Carney classify the three fucking weeks it took for the gubmint to secure the g-ddamn scene?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 01, 2013 02:56 PM (4df7R)


Well you Know, The media (CNN) and 'others had to go through it first!

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)

146 I was about to post "Fuck these fucking fuckheads in their fucking fuckholes", but AtC trumped me with the IDoR so I shall cede the floor to her superior claim!!!

And has anyone else noticed a smell of vinegary ashes in the room?  What could that be?

Hmmmmm.......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (wtvvX)

147 *doing my happy dance for at least expressing one quasi-interesting fact* 

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (nH8jP)

148
We invaded Iraq in response to 9/11????

I thought we invaded Afghanistan in an Islamophobic knee-jerk response to 9/11, not to mention getting control of the poppy fields in order to push heroin on poor urban youths in the US. The invasion of Iraq was about non-existent WMDs, oil profits, and getting back at Saddam for trying to whack Poppa Bush in Kuwait in the 90's.

I'm thinking that erg is even more confused about leftist bullshit memes than I am.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (TIIx5)

149 Can we please ban the ass with this hashtag:  (4DESt)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2013 10:58 AM (P7hip)

150 OT" Coupe Deval now speaking, it appears. http://preview.tinyurl.com/blntyus

Posted by: Baldy at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (tyDFN)

151 vaseline can be used for dry skin too. I mean, I am sure it is really helpful for spanking monkeys and other acts of lewd and lacivious behavior. But someone could have it for perfectly innocent reasons too. (not the bomber guys of course, but you know, just in case any of you come to my house and look in my medicine cabinet)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (RZ8pf)

152 You care about the victims of BENGHAAAAZI!! never have, never will give a shit about the thousands of maimed and dead American soldiers fighting forÂ… what in Iraq?

Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (4DESt)

153 just like the Mackinaw peaches, ripe only for a short time!

Posted by: Immigrant in CA at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (89P1m)

154 "a box of Summer's Eve Douche and a Red Bull." Proper planning?

Posted by: nip at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (lGVXf)

155 We're all for gays being able to get married, but don't think we're going to try to help you when your ass is being attacked by terrorists.  That,  well... that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: The Obama White House at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (R18D0)

156 It happened so long ago the families even forgot!

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (nqBYe)

157

Meanwhile, Hollywood is planning a movie about "the epic love story of Bill and Hillary" (their words) for release in 2015.

 

Of course they are; they have to rehabilitate Hillary's image somehow, don't they?  Somehow I think the aiding and abetting (at least to the extent of covering it up) of rape won't make it into the script, though.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (/PCJa)

158 94 Top reasons why Hillary did not see the Embassy e-mails: 1. The sun was in her eyes 2. They were lost until they were found in an rarely used room in the White House. 3. Bo ate them 4. Because it doesn't matter whether I saw them or not. 5. Some guy named Pixy screwed up the format. Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2013 02:52 PM (m2CN7) 2 real reasons why she didn't see the Embassy e-mails: 1. Up to her eyes in bourbon 2. Up to her shoulders in Huma's thighs

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (Zd/NW)

159 Who is this ancient gay ambassador of which you speak?

Posted by: The Obama White House at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (R18D0)

160 We are unaware of any agency blocking an employee who would like to appear before Congress to provide information related to Benghazi.

----

Lets dissect the legaleze here.

"We are unaware....."  plural "we".   Im sure there are some in "we" not in the know.

".... of any agency....."   The White House -or- the administration -or their political hatchet hacks are not an "agency". 

"..... blocking an employee...."    Yes Jay......... intimidated, threatened, inferred, deterred, frightened, impugned or restrained is technically not "blocking".


As a worldly scholar and philosopher once aptly scribed   "
Fuck them in their fuckholes those fucking fucks"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (nELVU)

161

I thought we invaded Afghanistan in an Islamophobic knee-jerk response to 9/11

 

*cough*

Posted by: TransAfghan Oil Pipeline at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (evdj2)

162 Timeline: Fog of battle ---> 2 milliseconds ---> Ancient past.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (FmFB3)

163

All that shit about discrimination against the black farmers was a long time ago.  So why the hell are we paying them billions of dollars now? 

 

The Great Financial Crisis happened a long time ago.  Why are we talking about more bank regulations?

Posted by: rockmom at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (aBlZ1)

164 Carney may be a lying piece of shit crapweasel, but he's a millionaire lying piece of shit crapweasel.
 
That's per his financial disclosure forms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (ccXZP)

165

117...Posted by: andrew breitbart at May 01, 2013 02:55 PM (4DESt) 

 

You miserable little nozzle.

You're not fit to type her name!

 

Like you actually *care* about the welfare of our military?

Fuck off you fucking fucktard.

Posted by: wheatie at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (3B3wv)

166 caused by a chronic dry drunk and liar.<<<<

Exactly, although I think Obama was more of coke head and choom blower.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (jKWYf)

167 I also heard that the guy in the center of the now-famous photo was no longer enrolled at Dartmouth.  I suppose that Dartmouth was still accepting some money for his enrollment, else they would have gone looking for him,  wouldn't they?

I side with Bob Beckel, of all people,  who said we need to stop admitting students from these countries until we get a handle on who is already here and where they are.  Also establish some sort of intense screening.

So, when did Dartmouth notice he was no longer enrolled?  Did they report this to anyone?  Was anyone looking for him?

Was THIS guy on some watch list and  also ignored?

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (GoIUi)

168

Come on guys,  that happened a long time ago.

Posted by: Gosnell at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (m2CN7)

169 the point is Vaseline does not equal bomb unless you are a bomb maker

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (nH8jP)

170 Zimmerman. Long time. Drop the case.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (XYSwB)

171 You care about the victims of BENGHAAAAZI!! never have, never will give a shit about the thousands of maimed and dead American soldiers fighting for  what in Iraq?

You do?  As what?  A prop?

Bitch, puh-leeeze.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (sbV1u)

172 So the obscure video guy has paid His debt to society?

because it was sooo long ago?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (nqBYe)

173

Also, note that ergie pops up..... when?


 

When we start talking about Benghazi.

 

Ergie     lurgie     really doesn't want people talking about Benghazi.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (4df7R)

174 the point is Vaseline does not equal bomb unless you are a bomb maker


What does the vaseline do?  Is it for insulation?

Posted by: EC at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (GQ8sn)

175 I find Erg's homophobia concerning.

Posted by: toby928 at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (evdj2)

176 52 ----"This all comes down to the media, which is a clear and present danger to the continuation of this Republic.... the fucking treasonous, communist, wannabe Pravda media that we have." Posted by: LGoPs at May 01, 2013 02:46 PM (4x8W0) -------------------------------- Yes. If it ever came down to hanging people from lampposts, I wouldn't bother with the Obamas and Pelosis of the world. I'd go for the real rulers and destroyers.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (C8mVl)

177 Boston Marathon bombing?Ancient history.
Jay Carney

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (9XBK2)

178 Hassan should be released cause soooo long ago?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (nqBYe)

179 yeah, that Kazakh guy had to be in on it. Kelly says they destroyed evidence on their own -- the Chechnyans didn't ask them.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (ZPrif)

180

I have no ffin clue

 

not a bomb maker

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (nH8jP)

181 Given that the Professional Gay Left does not give a shit about all the other gay people being slaughtered by the ROP, I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 02:49 PM (VtjlW)

That is why we should call them on it.  If the Liberal Agenda is LGBT 24/7, then let them east shite for not caring about the GAY Ambassador.

I must confess to ignorance, my Empress, WTH is ROP?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (kXoT0)

182 erg Collins is out of a job

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (hG6cG)

183 Ace fought the good wars until his fingers bled from typing so hard. Good times.

Posted by: BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIII!! at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (4DESt)

184 God, I need some air.  Please ace, post a thread about the Breitbart piece on the threats by the Pentagon against Christians and Jews in our military who openly profess their faith.

I can't believe what's happening to this country I love.

Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (lVPtV)

185 mths so long ago.


geesh well yes honey i did have an affair with your best friend 6 mths ago, but you know that was sooo long ago.
"What does it matter , now"?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (nqBYe)

186 Ergie lurgie really doesn't want people talking about Benghazi. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit


This one's making them nervous.  You can tell what is freaking them out when they send out Debbie Wasserman-Bullshitz to spew her crazy-talk.

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 11:03 AM (R18D0)

187 You do? As what? A prop?

He cares about our soldiers, but only to the extent that he jerks off in his Mom's basement whenever one of our troops is killed.

Most leftists are psychopaths, and dum-dum is no exception.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2013 11:04 AM (SY2Kh)

188 OT Any electrical engineers out there? I need to buy my nephew a graduation gift. Any ideas? thankies in advance

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 11:04 AM (XYSwB)

189 Never forget the Memo from the Clinton years on how to handle just about everything:
Deflect, Deny, Evade and Act Stupid.

That's going on 20 years old now . . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 01, 2013 11:04 AM (VjL9S)

190

ohh Fox just reported do have Jikar's laptop

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 11:04 AM (nH8jP)

191

I'd bet erg hasn't given a cent to any military charity that helps the wounded or families of those lost. 

 

I'd say the same for 80% of self confessed liberals.

Posted by: Gosnell at May 01, 2013 11:04 AM (m2CN7)

192 Summer's Eve and a Red Bull?

We call that an "erg", which is short for "volcanic douchebag"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (wtvvX)

193 I must confess to ignorance, my Empress, WTH is ROP? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 03:03 PM (kXoT0)

Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (sbV1u)

194 Vaseline and bombs... www.bombshock.com/old-forums-archive/oldforums...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (kXoT0)

195

"if you need something in my room, take it"

 

perhaps a clue from Jikar to destroy the evidence?

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (nH8jP)

196 I'd bet erg hasn't given a cent to any military charity that helps the wounded or families of those lost. I'd say the same for 80% of self confessed liberals.

We're only good as a talking point.  You can't actually expect them to give a shit about any of us.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (sbV1u)

197

>>What does the vaseline do?

 

Nothing butter can't!

Posted by: Marlon Brando at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (CZcCU)

198 WTH is ROP? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 03:03 PM (kXoT0) Religion Of Peace.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (VtjlW)

199 Come on people! Two moslem guys sharing an apartment? And you don't know what the vaseline was for?

Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (FmFB3)

200

You know what else happened a long time ago? This comment.

 


Eventually.

 

"When will then be now?"

 


"Soon!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (+z4pE)

201 Summer's Eve and a Red Bull?

Does he drink the Red Bull and dab the Summer's Eve behind his ears and the backs of his knees?  Or do they use the SE to rinse out those knit hats they were 24/7/365?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (kXoT0)

202 Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 01, 2013 03:05 PM (wtvvX)

----

**golf clap**

Well played, sir.   Well played indeed.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (nELVU)

203 >>Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 03:04 PM (XYSwB)<<



Speaking as a dork engineer, you can't go wrong getting wimmens for us. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (KjlbF)

204 You know what else happened a long time ago? This comment.



Eventually.


"When will then be now?"


"Soon!" Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit

Damn,  I just missed it.

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 11:06 AM (R18D0)

205 This one's making them nervous. You can tell what is freaking them out when they send out Debbie Wasserman-Bullshitz to spew her crazy-talk.

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 03:03 PM (R18D0)

 

Indeed.

 

I just find it intriguing that,   bar none,   ergie always pops his head up to spew     fart noises from his      assface    when there is a Benghazi-related discussion.   Other threads it's a craps shoot, but Benghazi?          Buttmunch    is right there,    like a    lightning   strike.

 

Ergie   pergie   really doesn't like it when people   talk about Benghazi.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)

206 Good lord.  Netflix suggested today on Twitter that "Nazis on the Moon" is about Palin.  From their official account.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (B/VB5)

207 You know what else happened a long time ago? This comment.

Eventually.



What happened to then?

We passed then.


When?


Just now. We're at now now.




Posted by: EC at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (GQ8sn)

208 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 1m Letter to Pres. Obama with @KellyAyotte & @SenJohnMcCain to release to Congress names of #Benghazi survivors. http://t.co/IAfOZfW4jR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (piMMO)

209

The future is ... NOW!   No, wait ... NOW!  Err ... NOW!

 

Crap.

Posted by: toby928 Time Traveler at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (evdj2)

210 The Manson Family Murders?   Ancient history.   Let ole Charlie out of prison.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)

211 We're not preventing anyone from testifying.  We just made it clear it would be a crying shame if your job was sequestered. 

Posted by: no good deed at May 01, 2013 11:08 AM (mjR67)

212 Two moslem guys sharing an apartment? And you don't know what the vaseline was for? Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 03:06 PM (FmFB3)

No, we don't.  Because in Muslim culture the Vaseline is only supposed to be used as a sexual lubricant for goats.

For humans it's beef tallow.

It's right in Sura 69:69.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 11:08 AM (sbV1u)

213 Next years tax form will just say - "this happened a long time ago. Move on". I'll let you guys know how it works out.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 01, 2013 11:08 AM (FmFB3)

214 ce fought the good wars until his fingers bled from typing so hard. Good times. Posted by: BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIII!! at May 01, 2013 03:03 PM (4DESt) You darlin' Ace lover. Been here that long? Ace lover's can't stay away. Ace's blood? The ritual was orgasmic. You missed out little one.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 11:08 AM (XYSwB)

215 I must confess to ignorance, my Empress, WTH is ROP? Religion Of Pieces.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2013 11:09 AM (GFM2b)

216
gotta get those dead bodies, right eggmcmuffin?

no dead bodies, no moral superiority

right, jerkoff?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 01, 2013 11:09 AM (ZgBZU)

217 so when court comes around for Jokar, will the defense be. Hey that was long ago.

so why does it matter now?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 11:09 AM (nqBYe)

218

I also happened a long time ago.

Posted by: Obama focusing on creating jobs at May 01, 2013 11:09 AM (mETGQ)

219 (sound of car door slamming outside) (front door opens and closes) (sound of running up stairs) (door to room opens) MFM delenda est! Because we're doing the job they won't do, without their resources, directly opposed by their infantile fan club for the political left! (gasps) Sorry I'm late. (closes door slowly)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 01, 2013 11:10 AM (qyfb5)

220 MWR  Very interesting.

Also interesting is his choice of screen name.  Since these people seem to get a kick out of "in your face stuff,"  one begins to wonder why this name,  and not, say, George Bush or Dick Cheney.

Perhaps he knows something about the circumstances surrounding Andrew's death and thinks he is being clever.  In which case,  perhaps he is more connected than just  being what we assume, a basement-dwelling unemployed loser.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 01, 2013 11:10 AM (GoIUi)

221

Nothing to worry about, folks.  It's all part  of the show.  It's all part of the show.

Posted by: Soona at May 01, 2013 11:10 AM (usafZ)

222 New thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 11:10 AM (piMMO)

223 Benghazi is so last season, dahlings. 

Posted by: Anna Wintour at May 01, 2013 11:10 AM (mjR67)

224 Congress names of #Benghazi survivors. http://t.co/IAfOZfW4jR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 01, 2013 03:07 PM (piMMO)


is that a heads up For the administration  to screw with them?


(see how jaded i've become)

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 11:11 AM (nqBYe)

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at May 01, 2013 11:11 AM (CZcCU)

226

189 OT Any electrical engineers out there? I need to buy my nephew a graduation gift. Any ideas?

 

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How much money we talking 'bout here? Maybe some sort of Arduino starter kit? Or an oscilloscope if we're talking a couple grand?



 

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 01, 2013 11:11 AM (xGZ+b)

227 Nude Erg-bait thread.

Posted by: toby928 Time Traveler at May 01, 2013 11:11 AM (evdj2)

228 216 RickB223,

ROPMA,

Religion of Peace My Ass

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 11:12 AM (LRFds)

229 225 Willow,

ideally it is a fucking DARE to fuck with them and they impeach the bastard

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 11:13 AM (LRFds)

230 ROPMA, Religion of Peace My Ass So true.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2013 11:13 AM (GFM2b)

231 109 'So we've got Jay Carney saying Benghazi happened a "long time ago." We've got John Kerry saying that we have "More important things to focus on." We've got Hillary Clinton asking "What difference does it make?" ' And we have the "serious journalists" giving a free pass to this shit. Has half the staff of the LA Times quit yet? These worthless bastards have to go.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 11:14 AM (ynec7)

232 How much money we talking 'bout here? Maybe some sort of Arduino starter kit? Or an oscilloscope if we're talking a couple grand? Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 01, 2013 03:11 PM (xGZ+b) thanks I will look those up. He's also my God son.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2013 11:15 AM (XYSwB)

233 144 Meanwhile, Hollywood is planning a movie about "the epic love story of Bill and Hillary" (their words) for release in 2015. Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2013 02:58 PM (B/VB5) Who is going to play Hilary!? Who is going to play Bill? Who is going to play Princess Seabiscuit? Who is gonna play Princess Seabiscuit's dad? 1. Meryl Streep older/ Amanda Seyfried younger 2. Matt Damon 3. Beyonce 4. Rosie O'Donnel as Webb

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 01, 2013 11:15 AM (Zd/NW)

234 "A lon-n-n-n-g time ago." Seven months, and counting?

Posted by: m at May 01, 2013 11:16 AM (ajtU+)

235 114" I wish the camera had been aimed at the press pool when he made that statement. I would have loved to see their reactions." You would have seen them on their knees, mouths open, ready to do the full Lewinsky.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 11:17 AM (ynec7)

236 Listening to Carney makes me wonder how close we are to the night of pitchforks and torches. This administration effortlessly pushes the nation closer and closer to an intellectual breaking point. All you have to do is ask yourself a question:

"what if Benghazi had happened with a republican in the White House?"

Posted by: Pizza at May 01, 2013 11:19 AM (fAhKx)

237

Baby oil definitely beats Vaseline for use during primate corporal punishment

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 01, 2013 11:20 AM (MPEti)

238 Fuck.  Him.

Okay, let's play by their retarded, make-it-up-as-we-go-along game.  I'd best not hear word one from the JEF about Bush from here on.  Because that happened even LONGER ago then his (Preezy Sleazy's) or Hildeebeast's treasonous actions over Benghazi.  No more comments on or allusions to slavery, or racism, both happened way before Benghazi, right?

They want to play?  Let's play.  Every fucking time Carney opens his vomitous mouth, ask if this is a pre-Benghazi or post-Benghazi matter.

God, someone else mentioned how, every day they felt they couldn't hate this bunch more, and every day they were proven wrong.  That sums them up perfectly.

Hate!  Hate them!  So.  Fucking.  Much.

Posted by: acethepug at May 01, 2013 11:21 AM (AZykp)

239 Benghazi...Benghazi...hm, um, isn't that the new Italian spot that Nick Kristof was raving about?

Posted by: The severely conservative David Brooks at May 01, 2013 11:22 AM (4eNxd)

240 " Meanwhile, Hollywood is planning a movie about "the epic love story of Bill and Hillary" (their words) for release in 2015." I think Lena Dumbass should play Lewinsky. They can pick up ho's off the street to play all the other "receptacles" in his life. And my beagle can play Chelsea.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 11:23 AM (ynec7)

241

The regime has been able to skate (thus far) on Fast & Furious and Benghazi becuase they didn;t happen on live TV. They are going to try to do the same with Boston but the big problem they have is that most of the country saw the coverage live. The MFM is going to do their level best to shield the JEF but this may be a bridge too far.

 

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 01, 2013 11:25 AM (YmPwQ)

242 Hillary Clinton employed this same tactic in the Whitewater Whitewash investigation.

FIFY

Posted by: Beorn at May 01, 2013 11:26 AM (dGF4J)

243 I think Lena Dumbass should play Lewinsky.
They can pick up ho's off the street to play all the other "receptacles" in his life.
And my beagle can play Chelsea.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 03:23 PM (ynec7)


oh god NO! Say what you want about Lewinsky, but she had some serious tits on her. Dunham is fat & FLAT.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at May 01, 2013 11:26 AM (4eNxd)

244 "87 You do? As what? A prop? He cares about our soldiers, but only to the extent that he jerks off in his Mom's basement whenever one of our troops is killed." Nah, he jerks off to our troops because they look hot in their uniforms. Barbie likes GI Joe better than Ken.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2013 11:29 AM (ynec7)

245 "Let's be clear" seems to be a catch phrase of this administration. I think it means "don't ask any questions about this".

Posted by: mr_jack at May 01, 2013 11:37 AM (TMG3G)

246 "Long long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile...." 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 01, 2013 11:42 AM (wbmaj)

247 Jay, it's not over until the fat lady sings.  Over at TWS there is a copy of an FBI poster seeking information from Libyans on Benghazi suspects --  3 photos on poster.  Also there is an fbi benghazi tip line.  This does appear to be a new poster -- as in post Carney press briefing .  Could be wrong.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 01, 2013 11:46 AM (rznx3)

248 Viet Nam . Now that was a long time ago. Did I ever mention I was there?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at May 01, 2013 11:59 AM (l3vZN)

249 .....In a Muslim Country Far, Far Away....

Posted by: George Lucas at May 01, 2013 12:00 PM (r7C0T)

250 Remember the big deal Dems made about BOOOOSH finishing My Pet Goat? He didn't leave immediately and get right on the job? Yeah, well, SCOAMF just went to bed. Slept right through, and got on a plane for a Vegas fundraiser. Deep in their black hearts, they know what they did to Bush was petty politics, but what SCOAMF did was cold and disturbing juxtaposed with the aura they created in their minds that he *cares* just like every good liberal.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 01, 2013 12:13 PM (UU0OF)

251 The Alamo happened a long time ago too.... and we haven't forgotten that either!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at May 01, 2013 12:17 PM (L4CWX)

252 artisnal I'm an EE. Get him a Playstation 3 with Battlefield 3 game. Nothing beats stress like fake combat

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 01, 2013 12:19 PM (UU0OF)

253 The victims are still dead. 

So, Mr Carney, how long before we let the surviving Tsarnaev go, because Boston was so last week?

Posted by: MarkD at May 01, 2013 12:47 PM (+xUiW)

254 Let's remember this fiasco has three parts: The first part is the failure to prepare for an attack on the consulate. We have proof that Hillary Clinton was directly given complaints by consulate staff of the poor security. The response was further reductions. The second part is the failure to interdict a ten-hour attack on two different locations by any outside military force. Such forces are on standby and Libya is a few hours flight from the core of NATO. Decisions were made at least on the Cabinet level not to employ these forces for a rescue. The third part is the coordinated lies by every level of the Administration from the President on down, that any coordinated attack occurred, and the refusal to account for the failed decisions made before and during the attack. Remember that we're all to give Barack Obama the direct credit for deciding to assault the bin Laden compound; but he supposedly has no clue who decided not to rescue our diplomats in Benghazi. He's not upset about that. On the contrary he has gone out of his way to praise his subordinates for the job they did. Benghazi is not a screwup. Benghazi is policy. It is secret policy. It is policy in line with the purge of "Islamist" from FBI training manuals, and the refusal to acknowledge the Fort Hood shooting as an act of Islamist terror. This Administration makes policies to avoid acknowledging there is a loose global conspiracy to kill Americans here and abroad, and that the Administration has not broken Al Qaeda. The policy calls for the Administration to avoid firefights with Al Qaeda rather than admit such firefights are necessary. The policy calls for the Administration to refuse to engage the American people as to why we will not forcibly prevent, or forcibly interdict, terrorist acts. And as with all government policies, it will be employed repeatedly in the same circumstances. Benghazi is merely the first terror attack we won't stop in time. Whether it is the last, is up to Al Qaeda. That's why it matters.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 01, 2013 12:58 PM (jy8KE)

255 It was a long time ago.  The flesh of my corpse is almost completely decomposed. 

Posted by: Christopher Stevens at May 01, 2013 01:19 PM (1I9ZC)

256 given the short attention span and even shorter term memory of the American public, Obama's Benghazi fubar didn't happen so long ago since Americans are still talking about it.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 01, 2013 02:00 PM (MhA4j)

257 From "let the investigation proceed" to "What Does It Matter" to It "Happened a Long Time Ago"

Posted by: DANEgerus at May 01, 2013 02:40 PM (e3/KR)

258 So if Benghazi was "a long time ago", then Bush has been out of office for practically eons. Why is our economy still shit?

Posted by: Mauser757 at May 01, 2013 02:57 PM (sVobu)

259 The right is ready: "_______ happened a long time ago"

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2013 03:17 PM (vHlQ5)

260

Considering it took JugEars from Nov 2008 to April 2009 to select the 'First Pup", yeah Bengazi , back in September, was a long time ago.

 

On the other hand, most families I know take less than an afternoon to pick out a family pet... 

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2013 03:20 PM (vHlQ5)

261

"Happened a Long Time Ago"

 

Explains alot about this administration's lack of success in solving the Israeli-Palestinian problem.  No?

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2013 03:23 PM (vHlQ5)

262 It's too late to do a goddamned thing about that$16 trillion too. fuckers

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2013 06:53 PM (DPwE3)

263 Next these vipers will call Benghazi a victory.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2013 06:57 PM (DPwE3)

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