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May 21, 2013

Jay Carney Shows Off His Superpower
— JohnE.

Precognition.

Posted by: JohnE. at 11:55 AM | Comments (194)
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ITS A BOXXX

w00t i canna write init noooo

Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 11:57 AM (3ZtZW)

2 Am I the only one that just sees a bunch of code?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 21, 2013 12:00 PM (IxrDK)

3 almost first

Posted by: Mallfly at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (bJm7W)

4 This post isn't working for me. It's all broken

Posted by: L, elle at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (0PiQ4)

5 The embed code was screwed up. Had to manually fix it.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (nRTou)

6 It's all white. Racist!

Posted by: wooga at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (/c7NM)

It's all gone white!

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (NJUCa)

8 It takes a second to load, and if you've blocked brightcove.com then you need to unblock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 12:01 PM (dwArK)

9 nah, I see something. In particular, a reminder that there's a revolving door between the MSM and Dem Administrations.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 21, 2013 12:02 PM (bJm7W)

10 So mean I wish I'd posted it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 12:02 PM (VtjlW)

11 I knew John E. was going to post this.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2013 12:02 PM (BFgg1)

12 That's right up there with one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:02 PM (lVPtV)

13 Carney: "I wouldn't be any good as press secretary." Well, at least he was right once.

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (gjIQF)

14 Behold my superpower: BAM!!

Posted by: David Sirota at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (5XiGv)

15 >>>I knew John E. was going to post this. Shut up, Canadian!

Posted by: JohnE. at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (nRTou)

16 This post isn't working for me. It's all broken

A while back, Ace was thinking about changing the slogan on the masthead.

This one would probably work.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (kEkFk)

17 "I'm sure I wouldn't be any good at it..."

Posted by: Mallfly at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (bJm7W)

HAH! The caption at the link:

Jay Carney, then-Time Magazine Washington bureau chief, tells C-SPAN why he "probably wouldn't be any good" as a White House press secretary. (2006)

Should have listened to yourself, Skippy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (4df7R)

19 Lord of the Lies.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:03 PM (wbmaj)

20 TOTALLY precognitive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:04 PM (aDwsi)

21 Actually, he's pretty good at lying his ass off for his lying mo-fo boss.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 12:04 PM (f9c2L)

22 Carney is a type of weasel. A lying shitweasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (lVPtV)

How many times did this twerp get his ass kicked in school? Elementary to post-graduate.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (wbmaj)

24 omfg and, he was right

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (XYSwB)

25 22 Jane D'oh Carney is on a winning team and you are rolling with losers. Whose laughing now?

Posted by: Can't stop me at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (8JTY0)

26 O/T

Heads up, Dallas-area morons. Tornado watch up.

Stay safe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (lVPtV)

27 323 I'm not merry.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (wbmaj)

28 He was right, he isn't any good at being press secretary. But why should that be any different from the multitude of other things he isn't any good at, like telling the truth for instance.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (OlN4e)

29 >>> 20 I just laugh seeing how pathetic ace and his merry band of losers are. Post after after attacking Obama and he's stronger than ever. Come back in a couple months and repeat that, ok?

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:05 PM (5XiGv)

30 Lord of the Lies.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (wbmaj)

He's got the glasses for it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (4df7R)

31 Then: "A press secty should not be seen just spinning" Now: Spinning like a top.

Posted by: imp at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (UaxA0)

32
Small hands and the smell of cabbage.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (jKWYf)

33 Actually, he's pretty good at lying his ass off for his lying mo-fo boss.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

How hard is it to say A ) The president doesn't know OR B ) You'll have to talk to Dept. X ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (dwArK)

So Carney's a Pre-Cog, eh?

It's time to put him back in the pool so someone can brush his teeth for him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (+z4pE)

35 #25 Of course, you're right. I want to be on Jay Carney's team.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:06 PM (wbmaj)

36 Carney is on a winning team.

Posted by: The Power at May 21, 2013 12:07 PM (SqCxf)

37 Carney is on a winning team and you are rolling with losers. Whose laughing now?

I am. At you. It's "who's" twerp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:07 PM (lVPtV)

38 carny 1 |ˈkÃ¤rnē| (also carnie or carney)
noun [usu. as adj. ] informal
a carnival or amusement show : a carny atmosphere.
Â• a person who works in a carnival or amusement show.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 21, 2013 12:07 PM (slkJy)

39 No.. he should come back after the 2014 elections...
and, hey, where did hi comment go?

I think that is kos.. he needs some attention since his site is dying.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 12:07 PM (f9c2L)

40 Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2013 12:08 PM (XYSwB)

41 This post isn't working for me. It's all broken Posted by: L, elle Do men usually have this problem around you?

Posted by: imp at May 21, 2013 12:08 PM (UaxA0)

(8JTY0)

Hmm... I recognize that hash.

Jon the troll? That you? You ever manage to wash all that shit out of your hair? I'm sure it's hard, what with having your head so far up your own ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:08 PM (4df7R)

43 Obama has the same power, he said he was too inexperienced to run for prezzie.

Posted by: joeindc44 feels better already at May 21, 2013 12:08 PM (QxSug)

44 is that what he calls his penis?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2013 12:08 PM (GVxQo)

45 Now, for the ultimate trick, do a future video of...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2013 12:09 PM (XYSwB)

46 Where did the troll go? Haven't had a good troll bashing in a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:09 PM (lVPtV)

47 That troll called us a "merry bunch of losers." I'll say it again, I'm not merry.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:09 PM (wbmaj)

48 number's getting screwed up now. deletions? man, fk this post its all 'fk it, we'll do it live' and horrible. imma do some work or whatever

Posted by: Bigby the Troubleshooter at May 21, 2013 12:09 PM (3ZtZW)

49 hey! That's revved up like a douche!

I know..I know... but it's funnier that way..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 12:10 PM (f9c2L)

50 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:09 PM (lVPtV)

I think he got confused, something about TFG being the head of the "Tee Party" and he's not sure who he's supposed to mad at.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 12:10 PM (cnmE6)

51 >>> imma do some work or whatever Let us not be hasty, my good fellow.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:10 PM (5XiGv)

52 If Carney Barker is a precog, then do you think he's foreseen being elbowed in the nose by Miller under The Bus?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (4df7R)

O/T...sorry, but I thought the Horde would like this:

"LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT. ...Just a reminder, we shoot Looters here."

This was from a local OKC news anchor here, Kevin Ogle...not an angry tea partier.

He anchors on Channel 4, the local NBC affiliate, which hardly ever even displays the peacock logo any more.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (8i8XT)

Luv the Majikul Disappearin' Troll Act, JohnE.

However, we coulda had a good time batting that one around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (+z4pE)

55 What is Carney going to do post Zero? He can forget journalism, he burned his credibility up in this job by telling the most umbelievable and transparent lies imaginable. He isn't useful for a damn thing save some crook's mouthpiece.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (OlN4e)

56 That's some fancy banhammer work.

Posted by: joncelli at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

57 Troll boy ran away?

Awww, come on back!

We won't humiliate you that much, troll boy!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (wtvvX)

58 WTF did that asshat just say. All I heard was just a bunch of mumbling mealy mouther libtard speak.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (jvd3N)

59 Jay Carney, you suck. Hey unions, especially sheet metal workers local No. 2 KC/Topeka, you suck even more. Throw your best pre-apprentice off the jobsite cause you're all butt hurt he wouldn't enter your apprentice program. Keep pre-apprentices who can't even pass your stupidly easy test. Here's an idea idiots. Don't make it such a financial hardship to enter the damn program.

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (r60DJ)

60 Gosh..., watched the presser this morning. I thought Carney was going to break into tears. I make the odds no more than even that he will last out the year. I expect he has become a daily Xanax consumer. Only a question of time until he can not take it any longer, burdened with too many Pinocchios

My favorite picture of the 'laughing Carney; http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2013/05/20/56598718-c17e-11e2-ab60-67bba7be7813_story.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:11 PM (aDwsi)

61 Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (OlN4e)

We're hirin'!

Posted by: MSNBC at May 21, 2013 12:12 PM (cnmE6)

62 Carney is a bigger dope than the fat kid with the big forehead that came before him.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2013 12:12 PM (UzPAd)

63 What is Carney going to do post Zero? He can forget journalism, he burned his credibility up in this job by telling the most umbelievable and transparent lies imaginable. He isn't useful for a damn thing save some crook's mouthpiece.

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (OlN4e)

So Mayor of NYC is what you're saying.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:12 PM (4df7R)

64 Uh, Jay, you got hit with the ball....that means you're out.....Uh, Jay, you need to move----go stand to the side.........Jay?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:12 PM (wbmaj)

65 Another runner in the night.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:13 PM (wbmaj)

66 teej, sue 'em.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:13 PM (+z4pE)

67 What is Carney going to do post Zero? He can forget journalism, he burned his credibility up in this job by telling the most umbelievable and transparent lies imaginable. He isn't useful for a damn thing save some crook's mouthpiece. Posted by: maddogg
.........
Are you kidding? He'll make millions selling a book that's an insider's look into the White House to all the libtards. They lick this stuff up.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 12:13 PM (f9c2L)

68 >>> We won't humiliate you that much, troll boy! Yeah, yer mowth ain't that purty.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:14 PM (5XiGv)

69 >>>Luv the Majikul Disappearin' Troll Act, JohnE. I didn't do it. His hash might have already been in the system and was getting deleted during sweeps.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 21, 2013 12:14 PM (nRTou)

70 What is Carney going to do post Zero? He can forget journalism, he burned his credibility up in this job by telling the most umbelievable and transparent lies imaginable. He isn't useful for a damn thing save some crook's mouthpiece. Posted by: maddogg
-------------

Worked for Stephanopoulos

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:14 PM (aDwsi)

71 If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 12:14 PM (wbmaj)

72 Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (wbmaj)

Yes

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (cnmE6)

73 Are you kidding? He'll make millions selling a book that's an insider's look into the White House to all the libtards. They lick this stuff up. I don't know. By that time, Obama will be the Last Shiny Thing. I mean, he won't be hurting for jobs, don't get me wrong, but I don't think the book will sell as well as you think it will.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (T0NGe)

74 Gosh..., watched the presser this morning. I thought Carney was going to
break into tears. Posted by: Mike Hammer
.........
Yeah.. I imagine his wife, Claire Shipman, slaps him around when he gets home just for being a pussy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (f9c2L)

75 The important thing to remember is that Carney is a low level employee and Obama has no idea what he's doing or saying.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (Hx5uv)

76 45 Jane D'oh Look at this, Obama's poll numbers holding steady because the economy is doing good. http://tinyurl.com/k83w49k Republicans keep losing, I love it!

Posted by: The Power at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (SqCxf)

77 If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (wbmaj)

carney for sure

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 21, 2013 12:15 PM (nTgAI)

78 I sense the hammer being posed....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:16 PM (aDwsi)

Title for Carney's book?

Suggestion: A day in the life of a lying shitweasel. ?

Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2013 12:16 PM (OlN4e)

80 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2013 04:15 PM (f9c2L)

That's what Michelle does to me...does Claire use a strap-on, too?

Posted by: Barky the Munificent at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (cnmE6)

81 If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?

Can I smash Gibbs in the face with Carney?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (ZKzrr)

59...Posted by: teej at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (r60DJ)

That sucks, teej...sorry that happened to you.

Fuckn union goons.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (8i8XT)

83 @BreakingNews: Update: National Weather Service confirms tornado that hit Moore, Okla., was a top-of-the-scale EF-5 - @AP

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (X6akg)

84 I have to disagree, he's an amazing press secretary for the JEF. I've seen less blind devotion among suicide bombers. There are very few people who can spew nonstop lies without showing the slightest sense of shame or guilt. His ability to keep a straight face is almost supernatural.

Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (9ScGj)

I didn't do it. His hash might have already been in the system and was getting deleted during sweeps.

Hmm, one of Pixy's hamsters is awake then. Good.

That was so fast I never even saw the original post before he got disappeared. I'll give you credit anyway. I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (+z4pE)

86 Keith Olbermann...if he's still alive, this might be the perfect gig to revive his "career"

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (4eNxd)

87 I think we have to use this scandal to knee cap the IRS, figuratively of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 12:17 PM (9Bj8R)

88 If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (wbmaj)

Candy Crowley

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (jvd3N)

89 >>> Look at this, Obama's poll numbers holding steady because the economy is doing good. Wall Street is living high on inflated currency. Main Street? Not so much. Didn't realize that lefties were so fond of trickle-down economics.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (5XiGv)

90 Somebody call Professor Xavier, looks like we have a New Mutant to recruit. I'll fire up the quinjet.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (q177U)

91 >>>Hmm, one of Pixy's hamsters is awake then. Good. Most likely Maet, actually.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (nRTou)

92 "deleted during sweeps" WOW, excellent! Pixy has a program that deletes known troll posts based on hashtag. That is actually quite awesome.

Posted by: imp at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (UaxA0)

93 86 Keith Olbermann...if he's still alive, this might be the perfect gig to revive his "career"

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (4eNxd

OMG. I just blew tea through my nose.

That would be fucking priceless!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:18 PM (lVPtV)

94

Lying sack-O-sh$t??? Never heard of him

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (Pr6hk)

95 I think we have to use this scandal to knee cap the IRS, figuratively of course Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (9Bj8R) Happy Audit!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (q177U)

96 86 If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (wbmaj)

Gibbs.

I would prefer to hoof Carney in the nuts

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (4eNxd)

97 89 >>>Hmm, one of Pixy's hamsters is awake then. Good.
Most likely Maet, actually.
Posted by: JohnE. at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (nRTou)

Hey don't involve me in this. The beauty of the TB3K is that it never sleeps and never gets tired or distracted by retro pr0n.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (pAlYe)

98 I think we have to use this scandal to knee cap the IRS, figuratively of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (9Bj8R)

Only figuratively?

*lip wibble*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

99 85 Nevergiveup' You losers aint doing crap. The American people are with us Democrats not you Republicans. You are relics of the past and we own the future. Obama laughs at you.

Posted by: The Power at May 21, 2013 12:19 PM (SqCxf)

100 WOW, excellent! Pixy has a program that deletes known troll posts based on hashtag. That is actually quite awesome. It's like having a TomTom for a horse & buggy.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 12:20 PM (T0NGe)

101 @MonicaCrowley: So Lois Lerner set to take the Fifth. @DarrellIssa is going to subpoena her anyway. Excellent.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:20 PM (X6akg)

102

Premonition???

Jay is about to take a midnight stroll through Ft. Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince at May 21, 2013 12:20 PM (Pr6hk)

103 OT- I want to apologize for a post I submitted in an earlier thread. I included a link to Roger Simon about a new witness in Benghazi regarding State supplied Stinger missiles. I was called away and didn't see the stink I had created. In the post, I speculated about ties to the downing of Seal Team Six. That was my theory and I enclosed in the phrase, "tin foil hat," in angle brackets. Apparently the server software strips anything not actually html. Again, my apologies.

Posted by: nobody at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (Snak9)

104 You losers aint doing crap. The American people are with us Democrats not you Republicans. You are relics of the past and we own the future.

***

That's what Mussolini thought about the Italians but he wound up hung upside down in public.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (Hx5uv)

105 Gibbs was more punchable,with that doughy smirking face.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (9XBK2)

106

Keith Olbermann...if he's still alive, this might be the perfect gig to revive his "career"

HAH!

I think that might just achieve what was previously thought impossible: installing someone in Obama's inner circle with an even BIGGER ego than the Preezy himself.

The Hadron Collider people just called to say, "Whoa, that's heavy."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (4df7R)

107 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the hobo up on his killing hooks, and begin to harvest skin suits"

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (q177U)

108 Every mother fucking comment section anymore has some asshole fucking type a huge string of bullshit like haha for an hour a huge line so I can't even look at the comments anymore. Thanks assholes

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (xtacm)

109 Posted by: The Power at May 21, 2013 04:15 PM (SqCxf)

**

Hope you got your binky and favorite pacifier ready cuz things are about to get a lot worse for your boy-king.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 12:21 PM (jvd3N)

110 Jay is about to take a midnight stroll through Ft. Marcy Park Posted by: Vince at May 21, 2013 04:20 PM (Pr6hk) How big is Ft. Marcy Park? Because it's getting full as it is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (V1ZIU)

111 What is the name of the little crapweasel who worked briefly for Bush and wrote a book stabbing him in the back? For the life of me I can't remember his name. I do remember he was the darling of the left for a while, and then disappeared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (lVPtV)

112 >>> You losers aint doing crap. The American people are with us Democrats not you Republicans. You are relics of the past and we own the future Was your grandfather hanging around Munich in the 30s? They owned the future, too.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (5XiGv)

113 Obama needs some soothing ball washing:

@arishapiro
Spotted: @joshtpm @CapehartJ @ezraklein & other lefty columnists headed into the West Wing as a group. POTUS coffee? Carney meeting? Anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (dwArK)

114 I think that might just achieve what was previously thought impossible: installing someone in Obama's inner circle with an even BIGGER ego than the Preezy himself.

and that's the rub

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (4eNxd)

115

Hey don't involve me in this. The beauty of the TB3K is that it never sleeps and never gets tired or distracted by retro pr0n.

OK, I'll just let you two wrestle over this coupon for Hamster Chow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:22 PM (+z4pE)

116 @TWCBreaking

Tornado Warning for Poinsett County in AR until 3:45 PM CDT

3:20pm CDT: Quite a few reports of wind damage from earlier storms northeast of Nashville TN. Half of Jackson County, TN without power.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:23 PM (X6akg)

117 *lip wibble*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 04:19 PM (4df7R)

BRB, need new monitor.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 12:23 PM (cnmE6)

118 108 What is the name of the little crapweasel who worked briefly for Bush and wrote a book stabbing him in the back? For the life of me I can't remember his name. I do remember he was the darling of the left for a while, and then disappeared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (lVPtV)

Scott McClellan.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:23 PM (X6akg)

119

108 What is the name of the little crapweasel who worked briefly for Bush and wrote a book stabbing him in the back?

I know who you're talking about, Jane...but I have blocked his name from my memory.

Mc-Something?

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (8i8XT)

120 Posted by: WalrusRex at May 21, 2013 04:21 PM (Hx5uv) Mussolini hung upside down? That's news to me!

Posted by: zombie Clara Petacci at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (673KB)

121 The beauty of the TB3K is that it never sleeps and never gets tired or distracted by retro pr0n. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch
-------------------

Yeah, and it doesn't mooch my scotch either..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (aDwsi)

122 "#108 - What is the name of the little crapweasel who worked briefly for Bush and wrote a book stabbing him in the back? For the life of me I can't remember his name. I do remember he was the darling of the left for a while, and then disappeared." ---- Scott Mcclellan

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (7mQyC)

123

You losers aint doing crap. The American people are with us Democrats
not you Republicans. You are relics of the past and we own the future.

And you JUST identified yourself as a kid between the ages of 18-24 who hasn't had an original thought in his life, can only recycle trite slogans from regressive pamphlets you read while stoned, hasn't had to pay a dime in taxes yet, and is just about to encounter a job market that hates you.

Enjoy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (4df7R)

124 MÃ¯Â¿Â½tenloch, You are a Cowardly propagandist.

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 12:24 PM (j1qzG)

125 In the post, I speculated about ties to the downing of Seal Team Six. That was my theory and I enclosed in the phrase, "tin foil hat," in angle brackets. Apparently the server software strips anything not actually html.

Again, my apologies.

Posted by: nobody at May 21, 2013 04:21 PM (Snak9)

Yeah, noticed that, after reading the column. Plausible theory though.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (jvd3N)

126 "Jay Carney in 2007: 'Scandal, Power and the President'"- http://bit.ly/13vQsPc

"Carney Compares IRS Questions to POTUS Birth Certificate Inquiries"- http://bit.ly/Zb7jHT

"Pressed by reporters, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney flees the podium"- http://bit.ly/YSYqxn

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (YjDyJ)

127 He's a rocket surgeon!

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (Gkhxf)

128 119 I'd suppressed that name to prevent rage stroke.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (9XBK2)

129 The beauty of the TB3K is that it never sleeps and never gets tired or distracted by retro pr0n. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch *sidles over* Retro pr0n you say?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (VtjlW)

130 120 MWR, Proud Tea We reject the racism and bigotry of Republicans. Like the Nazis, you will be relics of the past.

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (j1qzG)

131 Scott McClellan.

The McClellan name holds a storied legacy in the history of American shitweasels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (8ZskC)

132
Scott McClellan.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2013 04:23 PM (X6akg

Thanks, Tami. I asked a family member of my husband's who worked for W about him. He said everyone who knew him was stunned.

Anyhow, he's down the memory hole now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:25 PM (lVPtV)

133 Spotted: @joshtpm @CapehartJ @ezraklein other lefty columnists headed into the West Wing as a group. POTUS coffee? Carney meeting? Anyone?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Circle jerk

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (aDwsi)

134 "I know who you're talking about, Jane...but I have blocked his name from my memory.
Mc-Something?"

Posted by: wheatie

You know, it's pretty damn funny that none of us can remember the little prick's name. I'm drawing a blank, too.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (am0ie)

135 Lois Lerner, the IRS official who headed the tax-exempt division when the targeting of tea-party groups took place, plans to invoke her Fifth Amendment right to refuse to answer questions before Congress on Wednesday. But Republican Rep. Darrell Issa, the chairman of the House oversight committee where Lerner was to appear, has issued a subpoena to Lerner anyway. The subpoena was delivered after the committee received the letter from LernerÂ’s attorney, a committee aide said. GOOD. Make her show the fuck up and in person take the 5th.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (9Bj8R)

136 What is Carney going to do post Zero? He can forget journalism, he burned his credibility up in this job by telling the most umbelievable and transparent lies imaginable. He isn't useful for a damn thing save some crook's mouthpiece.
--

You're right, he will end up at MSDNC.

Posted by: Mayday at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (F3s39)

137 >>> just about to encounter a job market that hates you Stealing a copy of that for later use.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (5XiGv)

138 Didn't even Brown of "Heck of a job,Brownie!",infamy also rip GW?

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (9XBK2)

139 Like the Nazis, you will be relics of the past. Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (j1qzG) And like the Nazis, you are relics of the Present.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 21, 2013 12:26 PM (bb5+k)

140 Ah, Average Joe. I know it's Average Joe because of the capital letters in the nic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:27 PM (4df7R)

141 Baraka was the original teabagger. I should know. Note to Jay. Remember, Baraka doesn't like it when you tickle his balls while you are going down on him.

Posted by: Reggie at May 21, 2013 12:27 PM (YYyqq)

142 A bunch of Journolisters were just spotted heading into the West Wing as a group, according to Twitter. Prepare for New Improved Teh Narrative(tm).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (B/VB5)

143 Ahh, baby troll is upset.

Hey troll, I've heard Draino tastes great. Try it out and get back to us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (dwArK)

144 What's happened to erg? I miss being called a knucklehead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (lVPtV)

145 Now, for the ultimate trick, do a future video of... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2113 05:09 PM (XYSwB) The future is now apparently...

Posted by: CAC at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (xeigO)

146 Stay Calm! All is well!

Posted by: Jay "Chip Diller" Carney at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (4I3Uo)

147 Hey troll, I've heard Draino tastes great. Try it out and get back to us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (dwArK)

Tastes like Pixy Sticks!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (4df7R)

148 Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (j1qzG) The past is all bad an stuff. The future will be a bright shining place with 10% unemployment forever, 25 trillion in national debt, a gutted pc military, and the dollar being worth less than toilet paper. Fuck it sign me up for being a relic of the past. You think that's a fucking insult?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (xtacm)

149 >>And you JUST identified yourself as a kid between the ages of 18-24 who hasn't had an original thought in his life, can only recycle trite slogans from regressive pamphlets you read while stoned, hasn't had to pay a dime in taxes yet, and is just about to encounter a job market that hates you. Its funny that so many youngsters and other assorted idiots have no clue that there's nothing new about Obama, socialism has been around a long, long time. And its never worked. Ever. Still, it was a lot easier for Obama to appear new and fresh when the msm had his balls in their mouths for the last 5 years. Going forward, not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (g1DWB)

150 @MonicaCrowley: So Lois Lerner set to take the Fifth. @DarrellIssa is going to subpoena her anyway. Excellent. Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2013 04:20 PM (X6akg) Zip called it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (XYSwB)

151 The troll knows about Nazis. Funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (8ZskC)

152

A troll using the name...'Liars'?

Mmmphf. Mwahahaha.

Too stupid to realize that they're admitting that everything they are saying is a Lie.

Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2013 12:28 PM (8i8XT)

153 136 Diogenes' Lamp How did that 2012 election turned out? There were not enough old White bigots to win an election. Its over for you Republicans. All the groups you have abused and insulted have allied and now we got the power. Don't like the shoe on the other foot?

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 12:29 PM (j1qzG)

154 @147: Issa (and Zip) understand optics. Apparently none of these modern progtards do, given the regime's behavior.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 21, 2013 12:29 PM (B/VB5)

155

Again, my apologies.

No problem. We kinda figured that may have been your speculative analysis, since we couldn't find that statement in your Roger Simon link.

However, it's within the realm of possibility. Lord knows, anything's possible with these fucktards in office these days. And if it turns out that really happened, you'll be set upon the shoulders of the Horde and hailed as an accidental hero.

Then we'll probably drop you, cause we're all clumsy and shit, especially after a couple of shots of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 12:29 PM (+z4pE)

156 130 Spotted: @joshtpm @CapehartJ @ezraklein other lefty
columnists headed into the West Wing as a group. POTUS coffee? Carney
meeting? Anyone?

Hmmm...Jonathan Capehart? He and Barry can give each other back rubs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:30 PM (lVPtV)

157 Rather amusing to hear a Democratic Socialist accusing someone of being 'racist', and 'Nazi'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:30 PM (aDwsi)

158 It's rather ironic for the troll to brag about owning the future when it's been sold out. Birthright traded for a cup of soup.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2013 12:30 PM (oY6Yp)

159 146 JackStraw What are Republicans offering? The last time we had a Republican, all we had was war, economic collapse and hatred towards non Whites. Now we have the power and vengeance is a bitch.

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 12:30 PM (j1qzG)

160 GOOD. Make her show the fuck up and in person take the 5th. Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (9Bj8R) And that is how it's done. Republicans need to bring the Drama to the Democrats for a change.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 21, 2013 12:30 PM (bb5+k)

161 I know it's not the first time, but I think it's hilarious for a suspect/witness to request to be excused from testimony because they aren't going to tell the truth anyway. I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (qyfb5)

162 now we got the power. Don't like the shoe on the other foot? Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (j1qzG) Seems like you and yours are choking on that "power"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (9Bj8R)

163 Don't like the shoe on the other foot? Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (j1qzG) Aw...look who returned.

Posted by: CAC at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (xeigO)

164 Damn it! is it really AvJoe...I usually can spot him a mile away!!

Damn you to hell joe!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (jvd3N)

165 >>> We reject the racism... We? Got a mouse in your pocket, Sport? Do you not have the spine to hold an opinion of your own??

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (5XiGv)

166 but I think it's hilarious for a suspect/witness to request to be excused from testimony because they aren't going to tell the truth anyway. I'll have to remember that one. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (qyfb5) If you try that, you will find yourself sharing a jail cell with Mongo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 12:31 PM (9Bj8R)

167 I see our troll, who thinks history started sometime in the 60s, is also unfamiliar with Andronicus Comnenus.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 21, 2013 12:32 PM (cnmE6)

168 The troll knows about Nazis. Funny. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (8ZskC) Why should he not know about them? He's part of their cheering squad!

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (bb5+k)

169 nood

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (lVPtV)

170 Hey troll, I've heard Draino tastes great. Try it out and get back to us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (dwArK)

Tastes like Pixy Sticks!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (4df7R)

Can you put it in your snatch?

Posted by: Jodi Arias at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (Hx5uv)

171 If you try that, you will find yourself sharing a jail cell with Mongo Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (9Bj8R) The secret is to be a Democrat, I think.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (qyfb5)

172 A troll using the name...'Liars'? Mmmphf. Mwahahaha. Too stupid to realize that they're admitting that everything they are saying is a Lie. Posted by: wheatie at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (8i8XT) LOL, I know. I was thinking the same thing. He/she is just assigning the entire JEF administration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (XYSwB)

173 155 Nevergiveup Look at the approval ratings, Obama is still the Champ and Republicans are chumps.

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (j1qzG)

174 Hey Mero, have you logged into Neverwinter and claimed your, "I survived Caturday and got this lousy cape" reward?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2013 12:33 PM (sGtp+)

175 Tragedy in Golan: Mine blast kills IDF soldier Engineering Corps soldier recruited only a few months ago killed during minesweeping activity; two soldiers lightly hurt; army launches investigation Yoav Zitun Published: 05.21.13, 22:22 / Israel News Cleared for publication: An IDF soldier from the Engineering Corps was killed at around noon Tuesday when an old anti-tank mine exploded in the southern Golan Heights. Two other soldiers sustained very mild injuries in the blast. The soldier who was killed was recruited only a few months ago. The tragic incident occurred during the clearing of a minefield near Moshav Yonatan. Medical teams that were alerted to the scene pronounced the soldier's death. The army has launched an investigation. Tragic. It is usually just a few stray cows. But it is dangerous up on the Golan. There are "Beware Mines" signs all over.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 12:34 PM (9Bj8R)

176 Haha why is this limp dicked piece of scrotum cheese using the word "we"? As in "we" got the power? Yes you have so much "power", come get me.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 21, 2013 12:34 PM (xtacm)

177 What is Carney going to do post Zero?

Excerpts from Carney's upcoming expose book - My Life as Obama's fluffer and Val Jarrett's bitch.

"No, Obama's cock didn't taste like strawberry as everyone thought. It pretty much tastes like cock."

"The most horrific thing I ever experienced in the Obama administration was Val in a latex bondage suit wielding electrodes while she had me lashed to an old bed frame in the WH basement. She went through a period where she was heavily into that weird German porn and everyone was terrified. We all breathed a huge sigh of relief when she switched to Hentai tentacle porn."

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:34 PM (QFWBu)

178 So, how exactly does the troll gig work anyway?

Do you get a copy of some little red book, and randomly type (or, more likely cut-and-paste, as typing is probably beyond the capabilities of the Common Troll) slogans and shibboleths at odd intervals, and post them even more randomly?

I assume some kind of pay is involved, but in thinking about it, perhaps not, because the collectivist ethic would mitigate against that, wouldn't it? In theory, anyway. Perhaps, as they have given their souls to The Cause, they are simply chained to small cages like the pathetic monkeys that they are, cutting-and-pasting to comment sections.

The good ones make an effort to try to sound coherent, I guess. The remainder get to post on this thread, it seems.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 21, 2013 12:35 PM (kEkFk)

179 Apropos of nothing, I was thinking of going with these for a change - http://bit.ly/10KxuPV What say the Horde?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 12:35 PM (VtjlW)

180 150 136 Diogenes' Lamp

How did that 2012 election turned (sic) out? There were not enough old White bigots to win an (sic -"the"?) election. Its (sic) over for you Republicans. All the groups you have abused and insulted have allied and now we got the power.

Don't like the shoe on the other foot?

Posted by: Liars at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (j1qzG)

English as a second language troll?

The general message is interesting. Injustice as an antidote to injustice. Yes, that is a wonderful idea!

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 21, 2013 12:35 PM (4eNxd)

181 Good luck to the White House with that group of felchers...the media they needed the most is now the most pissed off and they are the ones that control the narrative now.

Posted by: H Badger at May 21, 2013 12:37 PM (n/0Nw)

182 169 @PurpAv Your blog owes the readers an apology. You lies to them and instructed them not to believe the polls showing Obama was winning. Now you are telling them to ignore the polls about Obama's approval ratings. Have no shame?

Posted by: Apologize at May 21, 2013 12:37 PM (o1k4v)

183 What say the Horde?

The black is probably more intimidating.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:38 PM (QFWBu)

184 171 Apropos of nothing, I was thinking of going with these for a change - http://bit.ly/10KxuPV What say the Horde?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 04:35 PM (VtjlW)

I think they'd need to see you put it on to have a proper opinion.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2013 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)

185 ...now we ~~got~~ have the power.

Trying to read past troll grammar is akin to driving by an automobile wreck. One always takes a look at the carnage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 12:39 PM (aDwsi)

186 What say the Horde?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 21, 2013 04:35 PM (VtjlW)

I approve of this message.

Drive by comment, off to work now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2013 12:39 PM (yh0zB)

187 154 I know it's not the first time, but I think it's hilarious for a suspect/witness to request to be excused from testimony because they aren't going to tell the truth anyway.

I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (qyfb5)

===

Liddy did it the easy way. When they asked him if he would tell the truth, the whole truth, etc. -- he simply answered "no."

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2013 12:39 PM (i8c5b)

188 You know who are the relics of the past? Ukranians, Chinese peasants, Koreans, Cambodians, Cubans, and lots of other people who applauded when the totalitarians took over....just like you, little empty-head.

Posted by: zsasz at May 21, 2013 12:41 PM (MMC8r)

189 Can a machine rage against itself?

That's the problem with having the power. You spend your whole life fighting the man and the system seeking something or other, then you find out you've become the man...

...and suddenly being the man feels kinda comfy.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 12:42 PM (QFWBu)

190 173 Good luck to the White House with that group of felchers...the media they needed the most is now the most pissed off and they are the ones that control the narrative now.

Posted by: H Badger at May 21, 2013 04:37 PM (n/0Nw)

somebody threw the switch and dropped the deflector shields. the media whores and true believers take paychecks from somebody.

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2013 12:42 PM (i8c5b)

191 @181 A chance to be the modern Woodward or Berstein and live off of that gravy train until you're put in the ground is too good to pass up is my guess.

Posted by: H Badger at May 21, 2013 12:47 PM (n/0Nw)

192 GOOD. Make her show the fuck up and in person take the 5th.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (9Bj8R)

He had to call her bluff. The R's also need to ask her questions and make her weasel out each time. They need it on the record that they asked X and she refused to answer. That way, there's no "Well, they never asked me about that" crap.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at May 21, 2013 12:54 PM (Gkhxf)

193 My 1st thought when reading Politico headline, NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 21, 2013 01:18 PM (HVff2)

194 "If you could smash Carney or Gibbs in the face, who would it be?"

Why stop at one?

Although, admittedly, Carney's the type who makes you want to hunt down his parents, and smash them in the face, as well...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 21, 2013 02:59 PM (pIfuh)

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