The Buzzfeed parody is the best thing about this post.

Hey, speaking of traitor, how come Maj Hassan is being tried for murder  but not treason?

Or maybe "workplace violence?"

Sorry but I have been using this Windows 8 computer all afternoon and  it sucks.

Leno was pretty funny. I might watch him sometimes now.  I haven't watched any of them since Carson's last show 21 years ago, I believe?  Someone posted it was two weeks ago.  I think the date was the 23rd of May. 

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and Lesbian Pron.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 05, 2013 04:18 PM (ZPrif)

Yeah.  That would be new and exciting, here.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2013 04:07 PM (LCRYB)

Wasn't he a big Arnold supporter?  I think Leno was there when Arnold officially announced he was running for gov.

Female voice: Our border is unsecure, our laws are unenforced. We don't know who's here, what they're doing or even why.

That part is pure unadulterated pee-pee stroking.

Male voice: What we have now is a national security nightmare waiting to happen.

Male voice: ...they're working on plans to change that

/guffaw

Female voice: It all starts with real border security: more fencing, more manpower and high-tech surveillance.

My leg, it's been pulled clean off!

Male voice: Next, deport any illegal immigrant guilty of a serious crime. For the rest, no amnesty, period.

This is crap because we'll never have a clear definition of 'serious crime.' For the rest, no amnesty? Oh dear! That means they'll, what, they'll still be allowed to remain here anyway?

Female voice: If they have a job, if they pay a fine and if they learn English...

Male voice: ...they can go to the back of the line with no federal benefits. That means no welfare, no Obamacare -- nothing.

Wow, that's harsh! But, wait, you mean if they do comply they automatically qualify for all that social welfare? Why that's pretty damn conservative!

Female voice: It's a tough approach...

Male voice: ...and conservatives are working to make it tougher.

My. Ass.

Female voice: But it's fair and enforceable

Well, as long as it's fair. Fairness is important to a conservative like myself.

Male voice: And that's the opposite of what we have now.

It's crap.

Female voice: Call Congress. Tell them to fix our broken immigration system.

Blow me.

Paid for by Americans for a Conservative Direction.

Eat poop.

>>>Wasn't he a big Arnold supporter? I think Leno was there when Arnold officially announced he was running for gov.

I bet he supported Christie too.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 05, 2013 04:20 PM (ZPrif)

Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2013 04:21 PM (VndSC)

Relatively speaking.....

I've got a joke for Jay.  No charge.

Q:  What does Obama say when he's licking Reggie's balls?

A:  Bli blub byou.

Here's a lame one for you Jay. 

With how the  White House  has  been responding to the  scandals    it seems Obama  has  reversed his repeal of   Don't Ask, Don't Tell 

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 05, 2013 04:15 PM (5RUlF)

If we speak of "traitor" why are we not talking about the sell-out brass that labeled it work place violence?

Now they are getting their ass reamed on sexual harassment/ rape, and I hope they burn.

I think Leno understands something Michael Jordan once understood.  "Republcans buy shoes too."  Republicans watch tv too.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 05, 2013 04:24 PM (ZPrif)

Having Ryan as part of that was a major disappointment.  Not a fatal flaw but one mark on the negative side of the ledger.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2013 04:28 PM (9XBK2)

Paul Ryan and Rubio (spit) from the one's I've heard. Rand says he needs real teeth in the border enforcement to okay it, which is his way of saying "fuck amnesty." I have not heard Ryan (spit) or Rubio (urge to defecate) object to the ads.

Posted by: joncelli at June 05, 2013 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

I bought an iPad in 2011, then an iPhone in October of that year when the 4S came out.  I needed new laptop last year and bought a Mac.  The old Dell came with Windows Vista.  I had it changed to XP and then Windows 7. I continued to use old Dell laptop to work from home with.

It kept crashing and I was working from home a lot.  I haven't figured out how to change keys on Mac to make F2 as edit key, etc.  I have 13 inch Mac and it was the easiest computer ever to set up.

I forgot how difficult Windows is after the Mac. It sucks worse than most Windows with the exception of Vista.  I refuse to load Google Chrome because they spy on you and you cannot use Safari on many sites.  I only got Windows 8 because I was in a hurry. I should have held out and waited for Windows 7 to be built. The old Dell still works but crashes occasionally. 

I bought the cheapest Dell I could buy. It cost $438 if not a little less. 

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 05, 2013 04:29 PM (Eflez)

It all depends on who is currently under Lorne Michaels desk.  That's how Fallon and Meyers got the Late Night gig.

The President has denied any knowledge of the  targeting by the IRS  or the targeting of reporters or targeting a video for the cause of the attack in Benghazi.    

And just to be safe,  the President has also denied knowledge  of the meaning  of the word targeting. 

Microsquish is releasing an update at the end of June that will allow boot-to-desktop instead of the Metro interface thing.

Also a Start button.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2013 04:33 PM (ujux6)

You mean what they should have included from Day 1.

Obama plans on having a secret meeting with the Kardashian's to discuss how they handle negative publicity in light of all of the scandals he is now experiencing.  

 Unfortunately ,  the Kardashian's publicist didn't think it would be good idea  for the Kardashian's to be seen with the President at this time. 

I'm proud of Leno for breaking the seal on  TFG  jokes. 

May many others  follow him.

Posted by: willow at June 05, 2013 04:37 PM (nqBYe)

I don't know.  They could still be clueless about the scandal and still applaud that joke.  You'd likely have gotten the same laughs/cheers if he had a punchline of closing down the IRS during Bush.  Which is kind of why continuing to push it is important.  People hate the IRS.

but the thing is that Jay Leno is in fact a California liberal. This has been well-established in previous interviews.

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 But he's smart enough (unlike the vast majority of other talk show hosts) to realize that at least 50% of his potential audience doesn't share his political views.  As a result, he's got no problem with skewering both sides.  I'm sure he likes it better when he gets to mock conservatives.  But he doesn't let political affiliation stand in the way of a good joke.

I also suspect that the simple fact that he's willing to step back and look at both sides for political mockery also means that he's more aware of just how serious the IRS mess is, and the potential repercussions of it if it isn't nipped in the bud.

Posted by: Ook? at June 05, 2013 04:29 PM (OQpzc)

If the Joint Chiefs were true military leaders instead of suckup politicians they would have resigned long ago. They are gutless, worthless POS.

The leaks after the OBL raid, Benghazi, supporting muzzie terrorists from Libya to Syria, green fuels, etc.

Considering the 'Jay Walking' segments and other jokes he's told over the years, that's somewhat odd.

Of course, maybe it's just odd to me that a liberal in a media position could actually try to be current and funny.

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Leno was accused of being conservative a few years ago, since he was the only late-night host willing to mock the Obamessiah.  And even then his mockery was pretty tame.  In response, he revealed himself to be a liberal, but also indicated that he knows that at least half the country isn't.  So from his perspective as a business person and showman, it makes sense to include political jokes from both right and left.  He'll attract a bigger audience share that way.

I wrote my don't ask don't tell post  without knowing that was the lame joke that  ace  had posted at  the link.   I guess I could be on their lame writing staff. 

131It seems to me that Jay is unleashing on the WH now that NBC has decided to go with the full Barky ring kisser Fallon in the 10:30 slot. Too bad the election was last fall.

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I've got a friend who works for Leno.  I keep meaning to ask her what she thinks about the switch, but somehow I keep not meeting her (which is odd, since I would normally say hello at least once a month if not more).

 86 Or maybe "workplace violence?"
Posted by: Arms Merchant
at June 05, 2013 04:15 PM (5RUlF)
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And did you hear the defense that the "workplace violence" perpetrator is going to use at his trial?  Defense of others.  That's right, this tool is going to claim that he was entirely justified in gunning down 13 unarmed fellow U.S. soldiers, because he was protecting Islamofascist militants in Afghanistan who were being targeted by the U.S. military.

That's like if a U.S. soldier in Germany in WW II had shot down 13 of his fellow soldiers, then tried to defend himself by saying he was defending Hitler and his lieutenants from the U.S. Army!  He'd have been court-martialed and executed as a traitor, and the same should have happened to Hasan.

The Tonight Show has always been a very reliable gauge of public opinion.  Leno actually liked George W. Bush, but he knew when it was OK to start lampooning him because the audience laughed.  And that's when I knew that we had no chance in the 2008 election.  He waited a while to start skewering Mitt Romney too, and generally went harder after the nuttier people like Michele Bachman and Herman Cain.

He was Arnold's #1 supporter.  Arnold actually announced he was running for Governor on The Tonight Show.  Leno was at his victory party.  So he isn't a hardcore California liberal.

Don't forget he has had both Barack and Michelle on his show a few times.  I think he likes them too.  He would not be joking about them if his audience wasn't laughing.  This has nothing to do with him sticking a finger in the eye of NBC after they fired him.  He is giving his audience what it wants.  And that should encourage all of us. 

Middle America has turned on Obama. 

"How about someone in the media acknowledge the supposedly boring, non-hip, non-edgy Jay Leno is doing that"

Leno's RATINGS do   that for him. I read he dominated the  other  day.  The MSM is so out of touch with the PEOPLE.