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October 17, 2013

Joe Biden Caption Contest And Open Thread
— DrewM

Joe Biden welcomed EPA workers back from their paid vacation with muffins.

Go!

Related: Obama thanked federal workers for, wait for it, their service.

I remain unthankful.

I hate to break it to people but just because you have an office job in the federal government doesn't mean you are "serving" your country.
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 17, 2013

In the world of government loving Democrats, DC bureaucrats and a soldier in Afghanistan are both "serving" their county.
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 17, 2013

Posted by: DrewM at 08:25 AM | Comments (289)
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Joey Plugs snuck past security by telling them he was the donut delivery guy again?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 17, 2013 08:27 AM (PZ6/M)

2 Muffins for my honeys!

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2013 08:27 AM (DrC22)

3 20 bucks says the big one in the red trampled everyone to get to those muffins first.

Posted by: brak at October 17, 2013 08:27 AM (NaTky)

4 Mine! All mine!

Posted by: huerfano at October 17, 2013 08:27 AM (bAGA/)

5 Piss Boy! Ooooh Piss Boy!

Posted by: Count DeMoney [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 08:28 AM (08zV/)

6 Some idiot govt engineer was on my TL yesterday freaking out when I suggested we take their vacay time in exchange for the paid leave they just got.

Posted by: Y-not, evil hobbit at October 17, 2013 08:28 AM (5H6zj)

7 That's gotta be like $80k worth of muffins he's got there!

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 17, 2013 08:28 AM (OtQXp)

8 I wonder how Hillary will respond...

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2013 08:28 AM (HjPtV)

9 I too thank federal workers for their service, those selfless heroes who keep the machine that is America humming every, every day (except Sat, Sun, and holidays).

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2013 08:29 AM (DrC22)

10 Mini muffins? Seems appropriate.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 17, 2013 08:29 AM (bCEmE)

11 Idiot.

Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 08:29 AM (CV9aS)

12 "Butter? Try them with paste!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ just needs to get to 1700 without stabbing anyone at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (/kI1Q)

13 Aaaand!....Your 2013 Easy Bake Oven bakeoff winner....the Vice President Joe "He`s clean and articulate" Biden!!!!!!.....c`mon folks .... give him a round of applause!!!!

Posted by: Heh at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (bKX6s)

Joe did this because he talked to his daddy who said "You ain't seen nothin' till your down on a muffin then you're sure to be a changin' your ways."

Needless to say, Joe has serious problems with metaphors.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (/Crba)

15 So is that what Biden does at work..?

Posted by: mallfly at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (bJm7W)

16 Muffins are a big fucking deal!

Posted by: dantesed at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (YLWzq)

17 Woo-hoo, back to regulatin'!!

Posted by: EPA at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (FcR7P)

18 Good Tweets, DrewM

Posted by: Baldy at October 17, 2013 08:30 AM (tyDFN)

19 I'm Poppin' Fresh!

Posted by: Former Lurker at October 17, 2013 08:31 AM (4hp6w)

Even though it's illegal to purchase a 100W bulb, I had Barack give me a waiver so I could make these for you in my EasyBake Oven.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 08:31 AM (IpCfi)

21 Here comes The Muffin Man

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 17, 2013 08:31 AM (8sCoq)

22 So muffins are now ok to eat says Michelle?

Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 08:31 AM (CV9aS)

This is from the other thread but its dead so I'm posting it here. I'm a provocateur.

I'll sum up the problem I have with membersof the Tea Party and not what the Tea Party stands for.

Ted Cruz is just one misstep away from being shunned by the Tea Party advocates.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 12:27 PM (m2CN7)

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 08:31 AM (m2CN7)

24 The workers were dismayed when they found out that these were just muffin stumps, not muffin tops.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (/Crba)

25 "Stand up Chuck, these are for you".

Posted by: redenzo at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (vx61Q)

He couldn't even get the white house's pastry chef to bake FRESH muffins? He had to buy them?

Odds anyone bothers to recycle those plastic containers? Even though this is the EPA? Yeah, fat ZERO.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (4df7R)

27 "Hey, these are lead free, and free, load up"

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (nTgAI)

28 Jesus . It just hit me. He really doesn't know he's retarded

Posted by: Albie Damned at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (O3bF+)

29 Civil Servants are the real heroes of the United States Drew...

not soldiers....and definitely not private sector innovators.

fuck Obama.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (9jfyN)

30 Heh, heh. I got your cream-filled muffins right here...

Posted by: Joey B. at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

31 The taxpayers paid for the muffins, too!

Posted by: PJ at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (ZWaLo)

32 So muffins are now ok to eat says Michelle? Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 12:31 PM (CV9aS) Barack don't do that shit, He says it's nasty.

Posted by: Mooshell at October 17, 2013 08:32 AM (XIxXP)

33 Uggggh I'll be quiet cause ill get banned

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (PwTLl)

34 Well, I imagine even Slow Joe has the chops required to deliver muffins. Which reminds of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptoN-5QE0Lw

Posted by: WVinMN at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (4Pleu)

35 Joe Biden: Any workers who are from Colorado, I've got some of these pot brownies for you. Your welcome.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (m2CN7)

36 Jeez, what an embarrassment....

Posted by: Preznint Say Stuff at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (ULH4o)

37 The don't just serve their country...they are HEROES!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (oJ5Fd)

32So muffins are now ok to eat says Michelle?
Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 12:31 PM (CV9aS)

Barack don't do that shit, He says it's nasty.

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You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (/Crba)

39 19 Former Lurker at October 17, 2013 12:31 PM (4hp6w)

Nice....

"Here is the body of Ed Morrisey...ah shit get some prune juice...here is the blood of Ed Morrissey..."

//Father Joey Plugz

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (9jfyN)

40 "Look, mommy baked them! Well, somebody's mommy."

Posted by: joncelli at October 17, 2013 08:33 AM (RD7QR)

41 Here ya go, folks! Last night's Taco Bell!

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (Dwehj)

42 I know we have fed workers who hang out here who were furloughed during the shut down. The ONLY thing I find good about the gubmint reopening is that these workers can get a paycheck again. They're the only fuckers who work in the DC area who deserve one red cent of my tax money, because I know they respect it. The rest of them can go to Hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (4df7R)

43 Ted Cruz is just one misstep away from being shunned by the Tea Party advocates.
Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 12:27 PM (m2CN7)

As opposed to one "misstep" away from being shunned by McCain?

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (p7BzH)

44 Woman in red: "Oh, Joey, you can taste MY muffins any time!"

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (FUbuZ)

45 You owe me a new monitor. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 12:33 PM (/Crba) Your welcome.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (XIxXP)

46 Back pay and muffins. The economy should be humming from that.

Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (CV9aS)

47 ain't that a kick in the head http://tinyurl.com/ol2lxlb

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (MhA4j)

48 Fifteen days worth of "back muffins", I guess. Shutdown is over!

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (FcR7P)

49 BANK CHARGES FEE; RAINY IN MIDWEST; SUN STILL IN SKY

Posted by: Trudgereport [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 08:34 AM (08zV/)

50 Whose the EPA tough guy with the fists?

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (CMlD4)

51 Thank you for taking paid time off.
And that says it all, doesn't it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (JRmiD)

52 I ran one of these muffins thru the crack of my ass. The lucky recipient gets an extended furlough.

Posted by: Joey Plugs at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (UzPAd)

53 "Ok, I'm ready for some Muffin Stuffin, you in the red, come sit on my lap"

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (nTgAI)

54 What's is amazing is that as arrogant as obama was, he was 3X as arrogant this AM. Way to go Senate Republicans. Fuck them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (1RQeV)

55 Ted Cruz is just one misstep away from being shunned by the Tea Party advocates. You say it like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (FcR7P)

56 Doesn't even one of those office workers realize Joe is an idiot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (BLAfs)

57 They are thanking them for their fidelity to Obama and assisting in their screwing and with 'other' americans

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (nqBYe)

58 Joe Biden: These muffins were left over from the shut down and I did not want them to go to waste.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (m2CN7)

59 in before the ticks start whining

Posted by: X at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (KHo8t)

60 He couldn't even get the white house's pastry chef to bake FRESH muffins? He had to buy them?

I'm pretty sure *we* bought them. He charges the SS rent, he's not going to use his own money to buy muffins.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ just needs to get to 1700 without stabbing anyone at October 17, 2013 08:35 AM (/kI1Q)

61 "Look, mommy baked them! Well, somebody's mommy." Look. They cooked mommy.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (MhA4j)

62 Why the EPA, btw? Why not the fucking National Park Service, to thank them for their tireless efforts to restrict the freedoms of the American people and our foreign visitors? I'd think that'd be something our commie preezy and his dumbfuck VP would want to celebrate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (4df7R)

63 I'm a happy boy. http://tinyurl.com/4xk2sy3

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (mETGQ)

Looking at that photo I don't know who's dumber.

Biden or the tards applauding him.

Posted by: ExSnipe at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (57ubW)

44Woman in red: "Oh, Joey, you can taste MY muffins any time!"

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I think the last person to taste that muffin was wearing a flannel shirt, a crew cut, and a WNBA hat.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (/Crba)

66 My cat's breath smells like cat food!

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at October 17, 2013 08:36 AM (yf2S8)

67 I'm pretty sure *we* bought them. He charges the SS rent, he's not going to use his own money to buy muffins.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ just needs to get to 1700 without stabbing anyone at October 17, 2013 12:35 PM (/kI1Q)

True.

brb, seething.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:37 AM (4df7R)

68 Odds anyone bothers to recycle those plastic containers? Even though this is the EPA? Yeah, fat ZERO. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 12:32 PM (4df7R) Odds they end up strewn on the ground because picking up trash is someone else's job? I don't know. Is 1:1 considered an odds?

Posted by: mugiwara at October 17, 2013 08:37 AM (X5g7w)

69 56 Doesn't even one of those office workers realize Joe is an idiot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2013 12:35 PM (BLAfs)

Why do you think they're laughing? "Bwahahaha! This submoronic cretin is one bullet away from the presidency! BWAhahahahaha!"

Posted by: joncelli at October 17, 2013 08:37 AM (RD7QR)

70 da muffin man, no mo' sheriffin' bidin' time

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:37 AM (MhA4j)

71 Those assclowns applauding are who we're losing to???

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 17, 2013 08:37 AM (P7ej2)

72 >Doesn't even one of those office workers realize Joe is an idiot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2013 12:35 PM (BLAfs)

fish don't know they're wet

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (8sCoq)

73 Why do you think they're laughing? "Bwahahaha! This submoronic cretin is one bullet away from the presidency! BWAhahahahaha!" Posted by: joncelli at October 17, 2013 12:37 PM (RD7QR) I'd rather have stupid than evil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (XIxXP)

74 Ted Cruz is just one misstep away from being shunned by the Tea Party advocates.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 12:27 PM (m2CN7)

As opposed to one "misstep" away from being shunned by McCain?

Posted by: KG at October 17, 2013 12:34 PM (p7BzH)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (m2CN7)

56Doesn't even one of those office workers realize Joe is an idiot?

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They don't care.

My sister used to work in a weatherization office propped up by the "Stimulus Bill" and it was talked up as a big thing when Biden might use them as a big example of the program working correctly.

Then again, this was well before a lot of the accounting "irregularities" at the agency reared their ugly head.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (/Crba)

76 My God! It's full of

Posted by: jakeman Bowman at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (vH4YP)

77 Tammy Baldwin....eat your heart out!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (wmU4G)

78 Also how much shunning have tea party folks actually done? Primarying incumbents isn't shunning, btw.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:38 AM (p7BzH)

79 71 shared values with Republican members of Congress applauding McConnell/Biden cave. MUFFINS! The Shared Value Party

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (MhA4j)

80 "These are the whitest teeth Hillary Clinton has ever come across."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (rCcgA)

81 sorry folks, FLOTUS tweeted no sweets, these are going with me

Posted by: chelsea danger at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (KfDDN)

82 Let me reiterate I will work with any reasonable extremist faction of hostage-taking terrorists by not negotiating.

Posted by: Barky I at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (sOtz/)

83 What does that even mean? Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 12:38 PM (m2CN7) My translation says the Tea party will turn on Cruz like it did McCain.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (XIxXP)

Â“They said there would be pudding cups. They lied to me. There werenÂ’t any pudding cups. So I took all their muffins. Â“

Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (RGDtb)

85 Joe Biden welcomed EPA workers back from their paid vacation with ~~muffins~~ paste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (t+DWU)

86 Will Maddow provide coverage of the muffin stimulus?

Posted by: NCKate at October 17, 2013 08:39 AM (CV9aS)

87 >>Why the EPA, btw?

Maybe because it was about 72% of the EPA staff that was declared "non-essential", so it's probably the biggest returning crowd.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:40 AM (JRmiD)

88 These are my favorite type of muffins. Paste filled.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 08:40 AM (mETGQ)

89 So Barry finally let Joe out of the cage, and gave him an errand. Muffin man.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:40 AM (MhA4j)

90 Jesus, that has to be the biggest barrel hit we've ever seen.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2013 08:40 AM (FcR7P)

91 80 "These are the whitest teeth Hillary Clinton has ever come across." Posted by: Sharkman ISWYDT no matter how much I want to unsee it.

Posted by: X at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (KHo8t)

Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (RGDtb)

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Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (/Crba)

93 IE 4? Try Mosaic....

Posted by: Preznint Say Stuff at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (ULH4o)

94 I think I just sharted.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (lVPtV)

95 Sorry Joe, you get to much out the barrel again.

Posted by: Barry at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (RD7QR)

96 People never learn about cut n paste

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (8sCoq)

97 Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (RGDtb) Just follow the trail of empty paste jars to the barrel.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (mETGQ)

90Jesus, that has to be the biggest barrel hit we've ever seen.

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No, we've had ones where 300+ comments got reposted in one comment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (/Crba)

99 Joe Biden... , would you stop laughing? I know he's a two-word joke as in himself.

Joe Biden... no seriously guys?

Joe Biden finally matched to the his skills level - door greeter.

Posted by: Comrade J at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (6kkPP)

100 84. (RGDtb) insanity, trying the same shit expecting new shit

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (MhA4j)

101 DAMN, RGDtb! You're going to be so deep in the barrel after that one you'd better buy it dinner!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:41 AM (4df7R)

102 Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (RGDtb)
Posted by: Chairman Mow at November 12, 2012 01:45 PM (RGDtb)

A cold, cold barrel awaits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (08zV/)

103 These are my favorite type of muffins. Paste filled. Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2013 12:40 PM (mETGQ) Ya know joe, maybe dat aint no paste.

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (XIxXP)

104 62 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 12:36 PM (4df7R)

Why EPA?

Uh because the only difference between lois lerner and EPA is Lerner got caught....

EPA is the sword of the revolution comrade...

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (9jfyN)

105 "In the world of government loving Democrats, DC bureaucrats and a soldier in Afghanistan are both "serving" their county."

I fear it's worse than that - a lot of the bureaucrats are lauded for making our lives safer and better. And Obama seems to think the military serves him.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (JRmiD)

106 #84

Oh my God! What did I do there ?

Pleas can I just press a button ? Maybe this red one under the glass plate ?

Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (RGDtb)

107 "Would you like a muffin?"

I got a million of em.

"Go fuck yourself America!"

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 08:42 AM (KXm42)

108 Posted by: Joe Bidens Dain Bramage at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (RGDtb)

**

Joe, muffins are NOT allowed in the barrel.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (wmU4G)

109 He was told to go get his fuckin' shoeshine box...but he came back with muffins instead. Billy Batts lost his shit

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (qnIhA)

110 BTW, working out here with business operators, its clear there's little love for the scoamf amongst the productive class, even here in the metro NYC area. Unfortunately, the productive class is being done away with. Not unrelated, just had a training for the upcoming FEMA nuclear response drill for Indian Point. Spoiler alert: Some FEMA jackass just mandated some new requirement that will be impossible to comply with. I doubt they'll get relicensed, for 'safety' reasons.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (X5g7w)

111 apropos 84 was from who it was from

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (pgQxn)

112 Epic fail.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (Dwehj)

113 83 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (XIxXP)

Yeah the "Tea Party can't forgive Juan Queeg" thing...

uh really...

and holding elected officials accountable for their fucktardery and alliances....?

What are we teahadists communists?

Posted by: sven10077 at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (9jfyN)

114 After delivering the muffins, Barry wants me to get to work on Michelle's garden. Yay!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (lVPtV)

115 Mooooo-fins! Moooo-fins!

Posted by: COW IN RED BLAZER [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 08:43 AM (08zV/)

116 Special Joe is stealing Hillarys muffins!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 17, 2013 08:44 AM (NsWus)

117 10 more votes for Joe Biden in 2016

Posted by: Darkkan at October 17, 2013 08:44 AM (bnNlk)

118 12 "Butter? Try them with paste!" Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ just needs to get to 1700 without stabbing anyone at October 17, 2013 12:30 PM (/kI1Q) -------------------- Okay, that one gets my vote!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 17, 2013 08:44 AM (dfYL9)

119 Given the headline story on HotAir about the MoveOn.Org petition to arrest Boehner and Cantor, I started a counter petition on Move On.org, calling for the arrest of Reid, Pelosi and Obama for treason against the United States. Go sign it, lets have some fund using Soros own money against him!
The link should be under my username.

Posted by: chefwes at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (nsB4u)

120

And after Joey B. delivered the muffins, Kevin Costner rode through and delivered the damn mail.

*heroic music!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (4df7R)

121

Not unrelated, just had a training for the upcoming FEMA nuclear response drill for Indian Point. Spoiler alert: Some FEMA jackass just mandated some new requirement that will be impossible to comply with. I doubt they'll get relicensed, for 'safety' reasons.

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Why am I not surprised? This administration is against everything but "green" power, so trying to find a way to force nuke plants out of service is not unexpected.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (/Crba)

122 OT

enjoy this video of a guy playing with his cats

they're really big cats too

http://is.gd/m4cusM

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (8sCoq)

123 What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2013 12:38 PM (m2CN7)

Oh, so you're gonna play your little passive-aggressive game, huh? Ok, have fun.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (p7BzH)

124 I wonder - I'm out of a full time position at the moment and have avoided looking at any government job listing because the prospect sickens me. However, we have to infiltrate the machinery and start to expose the leftist scum for what they are. So, to blow a whistle, I have to get hired by them and "be amongst 'em". But it makes me feel like I've showered in a hot rain of diarrhea when I look at these job postings. So - should I get a job to nail the collabos, or is it too vichy?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (/cq36)

125 The guy at the pastry shop said they're topped with "baby batter." Sounds delicious!

Posted by: MacGruber at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (xvtYZ)

126 This must be why Obama in his speech last night explicitly said that people need to stop listening to bloggers.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (B/VB5)

127

116Special Joe is stealing Hillarys muffins!

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I thought that Huma's job was to take care of Hillary's muffins.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 17, 2013 08:45 AM (/Crba)

128 Are they allowed out of the house without their helmets on?

Is the floor soft?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 17, 2013 08:46 AM (pgQxn)

129 My translation says the Tea party will turn on Cruz like it did McCain.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 12:39 PM (XIxXP)

Uh, no, as in McCain turned on Cruz for the "misstep" of filibustering.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:46 AM (p7BzH)

130 He said you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin,
Then you're sure to be a changin' your ways.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:46 AM (S1X4V)

131 >>>...And after Joey B. delivered the muffins, Kevin Costner rode through and delivered the damn mail.

Heh! At least Costner is providing a useful service (and lookin good while doing it).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:46 AM (JRmiD)

132 (XIxXP) Uh, no, as in McCain turned on Cruz for the "misstep" of filibustering. Posted by: KG at October 17, 2013 12:46 PM (p7BzH) You good no write.

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 08:47 AM (XIxXP)

133 Drew,
Thank you for your service!

Posted by: looking closely at October 17, 2013 08:47 AM (PwGfd)

134 Joe fired two shots, then picked up the muffin trays. After he heard the sound of scampering feet, he stepped through door, smiling broadly as he was greeted with thundering applause by a joyful and ravenous clutch of government ladies.
The End.

Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2013 08:47 AM (HjPtV)

135 I like Abe Lincoln in the back, holding onto his lapels

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2013 08:47 AM (DrC22)

136 Why are they clapping? Didn't Joe and his boss decide that 97% of the EPA is non-essential? Shoosh, fat chicks will do anything for muffins.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 17, 2013 08:47 AM (oDCMR)

137 Thanks for saving the environment, fatties!

Posted by: Lallie at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (hSsN3)

138 So - should I get a job to nail the collabos, or is it too vichy?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 17, 2013 12:45 PM (/cq36)

Get the job, keep the money. Dont' give any of it back to the fuckwads. If the job requires you to join a union, don't take the job.

I'd rather folks on MY side be getting my money than folks on THEIR side.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (4df7R)

139 I singed the petition as Dirk Tempest.

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (KXm42)

140 You good no write.

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 12:47 PM (XIxXP)

Yea, I'm thinking you need to brush on those skills boyo.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (p7BzH)

141

I'm smiling because this is the first muffin I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (S1X4V)

142 "Handlers for the VP handed Biden some muffins, afraid he'd burn himself if he attempted to carry coffee."

Posted by: MacGruber at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (xvtYZ)

143 Surprised he is not at NPS handing out commemorative shotguns.

Posted by: gracepmc at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (rznx3)

144

MOAR CIRKKKULAAR FIE-RING SKWAD!!!1!1!!

All you 'nutters, pre-TP RINOs, post-TP RINOs (eg EOJ), GOPers, DCers, Country ppl....

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (73P68)

145 I see that the compromise that the saved the world included a pay raise for federal workers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2013 08:48 AM (XUKZU)

146

That picture encapsulates everything that is wrong with this country. A grinning buffoon too stupid to breathe being applauded by a bunch of overweight parasites.

Bunch of rotten nickelfuckers, every last one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (zF6Iw)

147 After standing outside since October 1st, Joe Biden's mission is accomplished

Posted by: xanderphife at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (3ePq6)

148 I can't even laugh a Joe anymore, I'm going off-thread.

Did anyone see the OCare/IPod comparison (via WeaselZippers: hhttp://tinyurl.com/mzhyek

Not many people realize that Apple's iOS7 'update' that rolled out to 300M+ devices with a few glitches not only spiffied up the UI but it also transitioned the OS from 32bit to 64bit across millions of devices and hundreds of thousdands of third part apps. And the government can't get a registration website up.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (CMlD4)

149 135 I like Abe Lincoln in the back, holding onto his lapels

I was wondering about that.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (pgQxn)

150 Well, hello there Joey!

Climb inside and experience the shame that is ME!

Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (YEelc)

151 Let them eat cake!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (S1X4V)

152 Yea, I'm thinking you need to brush on those skills boyo. Posted by: KG at October 17, 2013 12:48 PM (p7BzH) So do you mean the skills come in a bucket and I brush it on?

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (XIxXP)

153

Yeah I never got the idea of government jobs as service. That idea died with the rise of the current leviathan.

I don't think my wife sees it as service either. Its a job and while she supports troops in a way no more than someone working at say Boeing who works to build a better APC.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (GaqMa)

154 I remember reading a story a while back about somebody who worked for Michael Moore that would bring in jelly donuts every day. After he found another job he admitted that the reason he brought them in was so that Moore, who ate several of the jelly donuts every day, would become more obese and die of a heart attack. Apparently, Michael Moore is not a lot of fun to work for.

Anyway, I wonder if Joe Biden is conducting some sort of cut government spending by attrition program aimed at ballancing the budget by making government workers die of heart attacks.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (q1sF4)

155 Crap that

was an eight)

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 08:49 AM (CMlD4)

156 What, no mandarin oranges?

Posted by: milton at October 17, 2013 08:50 AM (gQKHE)

157 Fire two blasts...from a pastry bag.

Posted by: jakeman at October 17, 2013 08:50 AM (vH4YP)

158 I cannot be the only one looking at that and thinking "Gee, how much did we pay for those muffins?"

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (VtjlW)

159 A potentially embarrassing catastrophe was averted when one of the Vice President's handlers quickly interceded after the VP misheard "muffins" as "merkins."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (4df7R)

160 My translation says the Tea party will turn on Cruz like it did McCain.

---

I don't expect perfection or complete agreement with me. What I expect is no outright betrayal and no dishonesty.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (XUKZU)

161
So do you mean the skills come in a bucket and I brush it on?

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 12:49 PM (XIxXP)

Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (p7BzH)

162 Anyway, I wonder if Joe Biden is conducting some sort of cut government spending by attrition program aimed at ballancing the budget by making government workers die of heart attacks. Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at October 17, 2013 12:49 PM (q1sF4) He could have passed out pink slips and killed them all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (XIxXP)

163 I also signed the petition as Dirk Tempest.

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 08:51 AM (KXm42)

164 Well, I started checking comments for my thought, "Oh, look, the crisis must be over, they let Biden out." I found Panz sounded that note at 89 or so: So Barry finally let Joe out of the cage, and gave him an errand. : panzernashorn oot oot eet eet ::mashes banana into keyboard::

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (U13jb)

165
I dreamed about your handle, weft cut-loop, last night, taking it apart like an anagram. What does it mean? I have to know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2013 12:42 PM (08zV/)

Posted by: Sphynx at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (OZmbA)

166 Biden: These are fresh from Katie's Diner.

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (BAPj3)

167 Anyway, I wonder if Joe Biden is conducting some sort of cut government spending by attrition program aimed at ballancing the budget by making government workers die of heart attacks.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at October 17, 2013 12:49 PM (q1sF4)

No, he just sneaks up behind them and yells "GUN" and then pops a balloon. Suffice it to say that his Secret Service detail is not wild about him.

Posted by: Barry at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (RD7QR)

168 Another success story via the Affordable Muffins Act

Posted by: Darkkan at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (bnNlk)

169 Not many people realize that Apple's iOS7 'update' that rolled out to 300M+ devices with a few glitches not only spiffied up the UI but it also transitioned the OS from 32bit to 64bit...

Posted by: Jean

I look forward to a world of suicide kiosks and automated deathcare. MOO -eew! MOO-eew!

Posted by: COW IN RED BLAZER [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (08zV/)

170 After this I am headed over to the NPS with cookies to thank them for keeping those pesky fucking vets off my damn lawn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (S1X4V)

171 Great. A man whose brain could be classified as a Superfund waste site delivering muffins to a room full of EPA asshats ready to get back to work screwing America. Check his expense report.

Posted by: yobobbyb at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (VzkNh)

172 "Federal employees cheer as Biden walks while holding muffins at the same time."

Posted by: MacGruber at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (xvtYZ)

173 *crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 17, 2013 08:52 AM (GjPnA)

174 Yes, the country governed solely by the Koran, publicly beheads people, funds al-Qaeda, uses its oil wealth to spread radical Salafist ideology across the Muslim world, is on the U.N. Security Council for the next two years. What could possibly go wrong? UNITED NATIONS (AP) Â— The U.N. General Assembly has elected Nigeria, Chad, Saudi Arabia, Lithuania and Chile to the Security Council. And the hits just keep on coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2013 08:53 AM (1RQeV)

175 "Made from Neil Kinnock's mother's secret family recipe."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 17, 2013 08:53 AM (659DL)

176 I'd like to throat-punch everyone in that picture, except Joey because he's "special."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 08:53 AM (lVPtV)

177 Sure, whatever floats your boat. Posted by: KG at October 17, 2013 12:51 PM (p7BzH) So you're saying that skills are liquid? Floating a boat requires displacement. I'm not sure of the ability of your liquid skills to suppot such a vessel.

Posted by: Pervert Eddie, Bakers Local 370 at October 17, 2013 08:53 AM (XIxXP)

178 I wouldn't trust Biden to serve lunch, let alone his country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (XdnQT)

179 Does Michelle know muffins are being passed around ?

or is this another moment of peas and carrots for you but goodies for us?

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (nqBYe)

180 We're all gonna get fucking muffins OK.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (S1X4V)

181 #147

If Obama had just contracted out Obamacare to Apple, we'd all have I-insurance now.

Posted by: looking closely at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (PwGfd)

182 Another success story via the Affordable Muffins Act ...which involves simply stealing the muffins from a bakery.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (FcR7P)

183 "Good news, the company credit card worked this morning, I just dropped 5 mil on some snacks"

Posted by: juhoey at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (9JwTs)

184 UNITED NATIONS (AP) Â— The U.N. General Assembly has elected Nigeria, Chad, Saudi Arabia, Lithuania and Chile to the Security Council. I think it's cute when countries that do not, in fact, possess a government-type thing is on the security council.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 17, 2013 08:54 AM (659DL)

185

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 17, 2013 08:55 AM (659DL)

186 178 Does Michelle know muffins are being passed around ?

I'm sure she's busy weeding her garden and harvesting her veggies, now that the shutdown is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 08:55 AM (lVPtV)

187 I suck. I'll try to do a better job and be funnier.

Posted by: Chariman Moe at October 17, 2013 08:55 AM (RGDtb)

188

I'm torn. I don't know which of these is the THREAD WINNAH

"Federal employees cheer as Biden walks while holding muffins at the same time."

Posted by: MacGruber at October 17, 2013 12:52 PM (xvtYZ)

"Made from Neil Kinnock's mother's secret family recipe."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 17, 2013 12:53 PM (659DL)

I love them both like my own children.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:55 AM (4df7R)

189 Does Michelle know muffins are being passed around ?

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2013 12:54 PM ...........Please, go on...

Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2013 08:55 AM (S1X4V)

190 >>...or is this another moment of peas and carrots for you but goodies for us?

That would make it just another Thursday, right?

BTW, where is Michelle? Why do I get the feeling Barry will need to reward her for keeping quiet during the oh-so trying shutdown time with some sort of vacation for her and a coupla hundred friends....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (JRmiD)

191 I'd like to throat-punch everyone in that picture, except Joey because he's "special."

He's not that special. Boot to the groin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ just needs to get to 1700 without stabbing anyone at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (/kI1Q)

192 I'd like to throat-punch everyone in that picture, except Joey because he's "special."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 12:53 PM (lVPtV)

Do you know your French Revolution? Because I'd like to give every one of them the Princesse de Lamballe treatment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (zF6Iw)

193 I filled these muffins with my extra special creme.Enjoy!
Joe Biden.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (zqvg6)

194 Joe Biden welcomed EPA workers back from their paid vacation with muffins.

Please tell me they were at least the muffins that cost $16 each that DoJ got busted for at a conference a couple years ago.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Disgruntled Federal Drone [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (JpC1K)

195 I suck. I'll try to do a better job and be funnier.

Posted by: Chariman Moe at October 17, 2013 12:55 PM (RGDtb)

Give the barrel a good scrub while you're in there and all will be forgiven.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:56 AM (4df7R)

196 this whole Affordable Cakes Act is great for us all!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chelsea danger at October 17, 2013 08:57 AM (KfDDN)

197 Do you know your French Revolution? Because I'd like to give every one of them the Princesse de Lamballe treatment. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2013 12:56 PM (zF6Iw) Thanks, now I have to look that up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:57 AM (XIxXP)

198 I love getting my hands on muffins!

Posted by: Dave Head at October 17, 2013 08:57 AM (kH/If)

199 I see you ladies already have all the muffin tops you need, so I'll just keep these.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 17, 2013 08:57 AM (ZshNr)

200 I wish one of the cobs would post the video of Trey Gowdy hammering the National Park Service brown shirt.

I don't smoke, but I felt the need for a cigarette after watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 08:57 AM (lVPtV)

201 Hey, I said, we're all gonna get fucking muffins o.k.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (S1X4V)

202 Lizzy, I'm sure it was a hrrendous ordeal for Her. She couldn't even find the energy to pick her own garden!

srsly look at all the work invested in the garden (coughing ) until one actually needed to go and pick the rewards.

Posted by: willow at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (nqBYe)

203 I wish one of the cobs would post the video of Trey Gowdy hammering the National Park Service brown shirt.

I don't smoke, but I felt the need for a cigarette after watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 12:57 PM (lVPtV)

I heard some of the audio from that during Jeff Kuhner's show this morning on the radio. Daaaaaayum.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (4df7R)

204 Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 12:49 PM (CMlD4)

Apple is trying to provide a service to a customer base.

Obamacare is trying to provide a disservice to a customer base.

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (XdnQT)

205 Hey, I said, we're all gonna get fucking muffins o.k.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 12:58 PM (S1X4V)

Is this before or after the guys get shirts?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (4df7R)

206 "Sorry folks, only muffins today. The Republicans ate all the free pizza".

Posted by: yobobbyb at October 17, 2013 08:58 AM (VzkNh)

207 Moments later Biden discovered he had mistakenly delivered the muffins to a meeting of Muffins Anonymous

Posted by: Darkkan at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (bnNlk)

208 Yaaaay! I can buy muffins for two of my friends. How much is 5 muffins?

Posted by: juhoey at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (9JwTs)

209 Non-essential employees applaud free stuff.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (oDCMR)

210 Wait....haven't we already seen an overpriced muffin rant by Ted Poe?

(the songified version is better) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3RCP4jHGHY

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (JRmiD)

211 Do you know your French Revolution? Because I'd like to give every one of them the Princesse de Lamballe treatment. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2013 12:56 PM (zF6Iw) Thanks, now I have to look that up. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 12:57 PM (XIxXP) Yeah, That'll work.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (XIxXP)

212 In the world of government loving Democrats, DC bureaucrats and a soldier in Afghanistan are both "serving" their county. Sorry, wrong again Drew. In the world of government loving Democrats, DC bureaucrats are serving the country while the soldier in Afghanistan is just dodging juvenile court.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (yL0v8)

213

Quick - everybody clap! He CAN walk and carry muffins at the same time!

But don't give him any gum.

Posted by: Former Lurker at October 17, 2013 08:59 AM (4hp6w)

214 #194

<scrub>
It smells like feet and Ben Gay in here.
<scrub>

Posted by: Chariman Mow at October 17, 2013 09:00 AM (RGDtb)

215 "I see you ladies already have all the muffin tops you need, so I'll just keep these." Ha!

Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2013 09:00 AM (BAPj3)

216 I am really staring to think that I will need to start acting like it is 1936 and start rethinking not giving a token to the DNC. Only cash to Teaparty and access to sites like this through a paid overseas proxy. If "the Chicago Way" is the new normal, then I hate to tell Ace, Big Kong will be successful with his paper chase. Read the story about the dude arrested from the facebook quote from a movie. He was an idiot yes, but look at the chilling time frame of the event. They were at the door BEFORE the movie he was quoting from was over.. Brief article here..http://tinyurl.com/2w8e8dk The act was reprehensible but the swiftness of action by the police is breathtaking.. And we think we "the hoard" are not being watched? Or our Tax returns not looked at. Or our passports noted? Our professional accreditation's messed with? Our Business licences delayed, denied? We need to start Glen Beck paranoid hats on.. just sayin' Paranoid? Not, after last week is isn't

Posted by: catman at October 17, 2013 09:00 AM (KFR3j)

217 I think it's cute when countries that do not, in fact, possess a government-type thing is on the security council.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 17, 2013 12:54 PM (659DL)

Chile is sane, and I expect Lithuania is, too. After all, they were under the Soviet bootheel for many, many years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2013 09:00 AM (8Fl6F)

218 I think that's a tad harsh, dontcha think!

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at October 17, 2013 09:00 AM (Jsiw/)

219 Guess which ones I pissed on?

Posted by: Joey Pluggz at October 17, 2013 09:01 AM (32Ze2)

220 Is this before or after the guys get shirts?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 12:58 ........Before. It looks like these goobers might drop some crumbs so we don't want them to ruin their. "The government shutdown for 16 days and all I got was time off with back pay and muffins" shirts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 09:01 AM (S1X4V)

221 I love them both like my own children. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 12:55 PM (4df7R) Here in case you missed it from earlier: http://bit.ly/GSF7kO

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 17, 2013 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

222 The U.N. General Assembly has elected Nigeria, Chad, Saudi Arabia, Lithuania and Chile to the Security Council.

I think it's cute when countries that do not, in fact, possess a government-type thing is on the security council.

Posted by: Circa

I trained a bunch crazy Lithuanians; we need them on the Security Council with nukes, lots of nukes.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 09:02 AM (CMlD4)

223 Maria Molina Open Thread Compliance Pic #1

http://tinyurl.com/kfn248s

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2013 09:02 AM (aTXUx)

224 Sorry, wrong again Drew. In the world of government loving Democrats, DC bureaucrats are serving the country while the soldier in Afghanistan is just dodging juvenile court.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at October 17, 2013 12:59 PM (yL0v

This x1000 to the power of infinity

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 09:03 AM (4df7R)

225

Hey Drew, do you realize one in four federal employees is a veteran of the U.S. Armed Forces and quite a few of us spent many a day in Afghainistan and Iraq prior to getting wounded and put out - lucky to get a job.

What have you done for your country today besides bi*ch about it?

Posted by: Big Daddy B at October 17, 2013 09:03 AM (vC6Bj)

226 It would be wrong to hope the next jihadi aiming for NY hits the UN building by mistake, wouldn't it? Even on a day off with everybody out of the building, and nobody killed by the jihadi, still wrong. Darn these wrong thoughts. ::smacks head:: Joe Biden by way of Will Rogers, a webwork from last May: Best Job in the Country Plus, you get to applaud like a wind-up monkey. http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/best-job-in-the-country

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 17, 2013 09:03 AM (U13jb)

227 http://bit.ly/GSF7kO

Frankenstein head!

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 09:03 AM (KXm42)

228 I will comply with whatever Maria wants.

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 09:04 AM (KXm42)

229 Look. I know you folks had a tough couple of weeks off with backpay. So here, have a muffin, paid for by the same people who gave you those 2 weeks of paid vacation !

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 09:04 AM (S1X4V)

230 Hey, I said, we're all gonna get fucking muffins o.k. Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 12:58 PM (S1X4V) Is this before or after the guys get shirts? My shirt had better say "Team Bushmaster"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2013 09:04 AM (t+DWU)

231 #32. Winner.

Posted by: Big Daddy B at October 17, 2013 09:04 AM (vC6Bj)

232 Maria Molina Open Thread Compliance Pic #2

http://tinyurl.com/k5nuz9r

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2013 09:04 AM (aTXUx)

233 Frankenstein head! Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 01:03 PM (KXm42) Well, the vibrations from the guttural grunts prolly feel pretty good.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (XIxXP)

234 Look at those stupid sheeple all starstruck and taking pictures of Slow Joe. He works for us, you stupid sheeple.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (7ObY1)

235 Here's the muffins. I even had to use my Indian, dot not feather, accent to order them.

Posted by: RWC at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

236 I sent an e-mail to rdbrewer asking him to please post the Trey Gowdy vs. NPS Brown Shirt video.

It's delish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (lVPtV)

237 The woman in the red jacket usually has to play a song on the bicycle horns with her nose before she gets a muffin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (8ZskC)

238

<scrub>

It smells like feet and Ben Gay in here.

<scrub>

Posted by: Chariman Mow at October 17, 2013 01:00 PM (RGDtb)

*tosses in a spray bottle of Febreze*

You're doing the Lord's work. Keep it up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (4df7R)

239 Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2013 01:02 PM (aTXUx)

I see some big build-ups over OKC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (8Fl6F)

240 Nood

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 17, 2013 09:05 AM (bCEmE)

241
"Doesn't even one of those office workers realize Joe is an idiot?"

Dumb as he is, compared to most bureaucrats he's a rocket scientist.

Posted by: Brown Line at October 17, 2013 09:06 AM (VrNoa)

242 >>srsly look at all the work invested in the garden (coughing ) until one actually needed to go and pick the rewards.

It pretty much encapsulates their attitude, no? She has a bunch of paid staff and child volunteers (yes, she's had DC schoolkids work there, too) create this fake garden from which she can lecture and profit (she's got her own garden book).
But when she doesn't have her full staff she just walks away, ruining all the work put in by others and money spent on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 09:06 AM (JRmiD)

243 bdee bdee bde ok buck

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at October 17, 2013 09:06 AM (AFLVz)

244 Chile is sane, and I expect Lithuania is, too. After all, they were under the Soviet bootheel for many, many years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2013 01:00 PM (8Fl6F)

And then there's Chad.

With a name like CHAD you know it's a crazy fuckup of a country.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 09:06 AM (4df7R)

245 >>>>Ted Cruz is just one misstep away from being shunned by the Tea Party advocates. You mean they are actually concerned about the policy issues and are not just a cult looking for a personality. That they don't blindly follow someone no matter what. That they are looking to support those that are trying to forward their agenda and are willing to dump them when it's demonstrated they no longer support it. Oh the horror!!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at October 17, 2013 09:07 AM (L21D3)

246

Posted by: Big Daddy B at October 17, 2013 01:03 PM (vC6Bj)

You could have just said, "chickenhawk!" and saved some pixels.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2013 09:07 AM (zF6Iw)

247 Here in case you missed it from earlier:

http://bit.ly/GSF7kO

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 17, 2013 01:02 PM (VtjlW)

Nnnngh!

*paws at screen!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 17, 2013 09:07 AM (4df7R)

248 http://tinyurl.com/k5nuz9r

I think she wants me.....

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 09:08 AM (KXm42)

249 Big Daddy, you think the veteran presence at EPA is anywhere near 25%, I suspect if you take out DoD, VA, Border Patrol, the other various gunwavers, and the USPS - the veteran presence drops to numbers below the general economy.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 09:08 AM (CMlD4)

250 Here guys, more free shit! Yea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 09:08 AM (S1X4V)

251 With a name like CHAD you know it's acrazy fuckup of a country.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 01:06 PM (4df7R)

You got that right.

Posted by: Jeremy at October 17, 2013 09:08 AM (8Fl6F)

252 Maria Molina Open Thread Compliance Pic #3

http://tinyurl.com/mc3fmac

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2013 09:08 AM (aTXUx)

253 Princesse de Lamballe Like a true moron, I had to look it up. I draw the line at debreastification. That's just wrong. Tittehs are just too important.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

254 It looks as if someone just promised Joe a train ride

Posted by: MTF at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (qf2kI)

255 Princesse de Lamballe...

Some reports allege that she was raped and that her breasts were cut off, in addition to other bodily mutilations, and that her head was cut off and stuck on a pike. Other reports say that it was brought to a nearby cafÃ© where it was laid in front of the customers, who were asked to drink in celebration of her death. Other reports state that the head was taken to a barber in order to dress the hair to make it instantly recognizable, though this has been contested. Following this, the head was replaced upon the pike and was paraded beneath Marie AntoinetteÂ’s window at the Temple.

French Revolution was a bitch.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (wmU4G)

256 Did he get the muffins from 7/11?

Posted by: Matlock at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (wV3Q1)

257 I'm pretty sure the government of Chad got evacuated out of their country by French paratroopers recently, maybe they moved to New York.

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (CMlD4)

258 It ain't walkers we should be afraid of. It's these drooling fuckwits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (K+mtQ)

259 The woman in the red jacket usually has to play a song on the bicycle horns with her nose before she gets a muffin. -Cicero (@cicero) Actually, this got the biggest snort (of laughter) from me, so far, despite all the chuckles. The unexpected imagery!

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (U13jb)

260 Nnnngh! *paws at screen!* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 17, 2013 01:07 PM (4df7R) See how I give you nice things?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 17, 2013 09:09 AM (VtjlW)

261 Posted by: Big Daddy B at October 17, 2013 01:03 PM ..............So that of course means that criticizing the federal government and it's massive bloated shitty self is beyond criticizing. GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2013 09:10 AM (S1X4V)

262 I would like to remember "The Big Red One' as a movie...not a muffin whore

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at October 17, 2013 09:10 AM (OoDEm)

263 I got these at a Dunkin Donuts... I had to use my slight Indian accent ... I'm not joking.

Posted by: CFMatzke at October 17, 2013 09:11 AM (YSzRR)

264 236 The woman in the red jacket usually has to play a song on the bicycle horns with her nose before she gets a muffin.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 17, 2013 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

265 Here's my contribution -

"Here you go ladies. Sorry, but security wouldn't let me bring in the shotguns..."

Posted by: fred zeppelin at October 17, 2013 09:14 AM (zL/eJ)

266 They get muffins AND a raise:

"The promise of a modest pay raise and back pay for furloughed government employees are good first steps in recognizing the value of federal workers,Â” said Sen. Barbara A. Mikulski, chairwoman of the Senate Appropriations Committee in a joint statement with Sen. Ben Cardin.

Â“IÂ’m proud we were able to fulfill our promise to make them whole again with back pay and finally break through the pay freeze with a modest adjustment for next year,Â” said Cardin, a member of the Senate Finance Committee."

*****

Glad we've got our priorities straight: making federal employees "whole again." Thanks, McConnell, McCain, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2013 09:15 AM (JRmiD)

267

This is a big muffin deal.

Posted by: Slapweasel at October 17, 2013 09:16 AM (lq3Ak)

268 http://tinyurl.com/k5nuz9r

I think she wants me.....

Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2013 01:08 PM (KXm42)

Oh she definitely had a boobeh job since doing the local NY broadcast.

Not complaining, just saying.

Brb.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2013 09:16 AM (wmU4G)

269 Biden welcomes government workers with muffins purchased by taxpayers.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 17, 2013 09:17 AM (Iyg03)

270 No thanks Joe, I think I should lay off the muffin for a while.

http://tinyurl.com/lv848xs

Posted by: Adrian Peterson at October 17, 2013 09:20 AM (wmU4G)

271 And now that the government has reopened and this threat to our economy is removed, all of us need to stop focusing on the lobbyists, and the bloggers, and the talking heads on radio

Nooooooo! ( buries face in pillow )

Posted by: Midol Medved [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2013 09:25 AM (08zV/)

272 266 wins

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 17, 2013 09:32 AM (euT4G)

273 That was some great barricading they did. And drinking fountain dehandlification...no one can do it like these fkking idiots.

Posted by: dirks strewn at October 17, 2013 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

274 Hillary was not behind the muffin raid.

Posted by: dirks strewn at October 17, 2013 09:39 AM (kfcYC)

275 Here's my dick in a box

Posted by: Patrap at October 17, 2013 09:40 AM (m+unH)

276 It ain't service unless there's a sacrifice. I'm not seeing a whole lot of sacrifice in that photo.

And I'm sure their pensions and bank accounts aren't seeing a whole lot of sacrifice either.

Posted by: grognard at October 17, 2013 09:44 AM (/29Nl)

277 Re: 274 Step 1: Get a muffin box....

Posted by: dirks strewn at October 17, 2013 09:45 AM (kfcYC)

278 The difference between a republican and a democrat. The republican would be holding a large box from a bakery, the democrat ran over quick to Trader Joes.

Posted by: just a citizen at October 17, 2013 09:45 AM (Nx76m)

279 #274/276...classic!

Posted by: Big Daddy B at October 17, 2013 09:55 AM (kl3xJ)

280 "Am I too late for the party? I brought pudding, lots and lots of pudding."

Posted by: Hari Seldon at October 17, 2013 10:00 AM (fJNR2)

281 Just think - nobody in that picture could hold down a real job.

Posted by: Reality Man at October 17, 2013 10:08 AM (obXkJ)

282 I read that he bought muffins and hugs and kisses too. My first thought was if he were a republican, after the hugs and kisses, the sexual harassment suits would have been filed.

Posted by: just a citizen at October 17, 2013 10:22 AM (Nx76m)

283 Now that the government is open again I'll have to turn in my EBT card, anyhow I have a truck full of these bran muffins I yanked off Wal-Mart shelves yesterday when my card had an unlimited balance.

Posted by: doug at October 17, 2013 10:25 AM (uJ8q7)

284 Wow. That fat bitch in the red jacket is all ready to catch a few muffins like a trained seal.

Posted by: Dang at October 17, 2013 10:56 AM (Hx2XA)

285 Would somebody with skillz photoshop that pic to make Biden the emperor who has no clothes, parading past his adoring subjects?

Posted by: the other coyote at October 17, 2013 11:41 AM (yK44T)

286 I was raised on a farm, I know what service means.

Posted by: B Moe at October 17, 2013 01:57 PM (AdfzU)

287 I don't know why it took me all day but how did we not think of the muffin man song?
Do you know the Muffin Man?[Full Song]+Lyrics ♫♫
http://tinyurl.com/bpx978

Posted by: just a citizen at October 17, 2013 04:22 PM (Nx76m)

288 You would think the way everyone in that pic was reacting, muffins are a big fuckin' deal.

Posted by: Bill H at October 17, 2013 05:29 PM (3sZO1)

289 Joe Biden finds work he is qualified to do.

Posted by: RickH at October 18, 2013 09:46 AM (O7l6D)

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