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September 25, 2013

Kanye West: I'm a Living God and if You Disagree You're Racist
— Ace

Right now you're thinking I juiced the headline, and that he said no such thing.

The All Of The Lights singer hit out at what he perceived to be a racist response to his song I Am A God from of his latest album Yeezus, on Monday with an hourlong interview with BBC Radio 1.
Kanye said people might ask him who he thinks he is calling himself a god, but the rapper has an answer to that question: 'I just told you who I thought I was: A god. I just told you. ThatÂ’s who I think I am.
'Would it have been better if I had a song that said "I am a gangster" or if I had a song that said "I am a pimp." All those colours and patinas fit better on a person like me, right?

Ima let you finish but the best god is still Zeus, yo.

There's a parallel here with the Cult of Obama -- if you don't worship him like unto a god, then you're racist.

Really?

Okay.

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM | Comments (233)
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1 Ima god

Posted by: Deliriumtremens at September 25, 2013 12:32 PM (rc8dj)

2 I would like to knock this stupid dope out. Another indication that our culture is degraded beyond redemption.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2013 12:33 PM (32Ze2)

3 Ima not.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at September 25, 2013 12:33 PM (fyehr)

4 There's a parallel here with the Cult of Obama -- if you don't worship him like unto a god, then you're racist.

I'd kind of like to see the two of them in a slapfight over which one of them is more godlike. Is that wrong?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 25, 2013 12:34 PM (/kI1Q)

5 Who's up for some Celebrity Knock-out Game? Meet at the park.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at September 25, 2013 12:34 PM (fyehr)

6 Would that make Kim kardasian's ass Jesus?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (igDix)

7 Racist!

WTF? Everything.. every fucking thing has a racist bent to it nowadays with these people. You cannot criticize a black person in America without it being racism.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (f9c2L)

8 I would like to pay to watch Truck Monkey knock this Kenny West out. Kid can't play a lick of football anyway.

Posted by: Coach Howard Schnellenberger (burp) at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (T+Zre)

9 Did he actually say colours with a U in it?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (32Ze2)

10 Don't they have comfortable rooms for people who think they're a god?

Posted by: Adriane... at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (4MemD)

11 Ima racist.

Posted by: Aquaviva at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (5hZmj)

12 He and that slut of a baby mama kardasian can kiss my white cracker butt. God? Really?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (9+ccr)

13 "You cannot criticize a black person in America without it being racism."

Finally, you bitter clingers are coming around on this.

Posted by: Mainstream Media at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (T+Zre)

14 Yo soy un animal.

Posted by: Buddha at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (8NlUk)

15 When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at September 25, 2013 12:35 PM (/kI1Q)

16 Piker

Posted by: Zeus at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (32Ze2)

17 This shitstain is a Chicagoan.

And he's black.

Is this really any surprise to anybody???

Posted by: Bob Beckel's Nasal Drip at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (0duDc)

18 Most Gods can speak in complete sentences.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (9jLim)

19 When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!"

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (Y92Nd)

20 Who was the Greek god of shit and pus? That's who Kenya West happens to be.

Posted by: imp at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (L9AnB)

21 Didn't Obama call West a jackass? That's the smartest thing to ever come out of Barry's mouth.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2013 12:36 PM (UzPAd)

22 Kanye is nothing to me.

Posted by: Buddha at September 25, 2013 12:37 PM (8NlUk)

23 I've said it before and I'll say it again: those who claim to be God are either liars, lunatics or, well, God.

I report, you decide.

Posted by: CS Lewis at September 25, 2013 12:37 PM (whMsz)

24 17. No he's not

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:37 PM (igDix)

25 Immorality Challenge! Please hop into the nearest volcano, Kanye, and not the fire pit betwixt a certain gal's thighs.

Posted by: adams Flo Rida porn at September 25, 2013 12:37 PM (gQKHE)

26 Just curious...if Kanye is a god what's that make jay-z?

Posted by: Deliriumtremens at September 25, 2013 12:37 PM (rc8dj)

27 Ye shall not surely die.

Posted by: Snake at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (3ZtZW)

28 Good for him. He thinks he's a god. I think I'm Kanye West's gift to women. Obama thinks he's a great president. We all lie to ourselves to get through the day.

Posted by: Hilldawg's Cooter at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (Y/HG5)

29 He's the God of Bad Dance Moves, PBUH.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (9jLim)

30 Now that Matt Demon, now, there's a god for ya.

Posted by: Buddha at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (8NlUk)

31 I would like to take this fucker for a swim

Posted by: Poseiden at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (32Ze2)

32 Kanye West-- he's basically a well paid troll.

Posted by: tasker at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (r2PLg)

33 ~~Kanye West~~ Hollowpoint: I'm a Living God and if You Disagree You're ~~Racist~~ Stupid.

Fixed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2013 12:38 PM (SY2Kh)

34 Kanye has a very punchable face. But anyone with that kind of attitude has a punchable face, so maybe it's not the face at all. But I'm pretty sure it's at least partly the face.

Posted by: yinzer at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (/Mla1)

35 No wonder this asshole thinks he can jump up on stages and interrupt anyone he likes. He's actually being polite, kind and patient.

Being as he could just strike them with lightning so he wouldn't have to do something mortal like, you know actually wait to speak.

Posted by: no one of consequence at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (whMsz)

36 He can wrestle microphones from young girls-- like a BOSS!!

Posted by: tasker at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (r2PLg)

37 So, who is white that gets worshipped no questions asked? Even John Lennon got shit for that statement.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (Y92Nd)

38 Right now you're thinking I juiced the headline, and that he said no such thing. See, I assumed that wasn't what he really said because it wasn't stupid enough. Annnnnd now I have Dennis Hopper saying "I'm eccentric!" running on a loop in my head.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (VtjlW)

39 I hope this "god" doesn't believe in Karma.. cuz he won;t see it when it comes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (f9c2L)

40 If a white guy said that shit it would be on the news all day. If he was a Republican it would be front page headlines for a month.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (zZbNF)

41 If only I could reanimate Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Billie Holliday and Coleman Hawkins so that they could rip this fucking insects limbs from him and beat him to death with them. Pieces of shit like him are one of the reasons blacks have been degenerating for at least the past 30 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (WjLUf)

well, he has millions of people spending money on his stuff-he make hundreds of millions posing and strutting

people crawling over each other to photograph and document his every move

spends over 100,000 for one mattress-has money to burn

he propably thinks he is very special

Posted by: ploome at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (UoreL)

43 He makes a good point; liberals think gangsta rap is just "fine" and "dandy" because it's "the street". He's pointing out the hypocrisy while simultaneously being a mega-douche.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at September 25, 2013 12:39 PM (09o/X)

44 So, who is white that gets worshipped no questions asked? Even John Lennon got shit for that statement. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2013 04:39 PM (Y92Nd) Steve Jobs.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (VtjlW)

45 I would like to take this fucker for a swim Posted by: Poseiden at September 25, 2013 04:38 PM (32Ze2) Me, too.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (Y92Nd)

46 He probably needs to hook up with women who drive around with bumpers stickers saying "Goddess on board". Then maybe they can have children which spring fully grown from the top of his head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (a4Omg)

47 But... but but... Liberals agree, God is DEAD!11!

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (5aT64)

48 I would like to take this fucker for a swim

Posted by: Poseiden at September 25, 2013 04:38 PM (32Ze2)

____________________

I would think that Gods know how to spell their names

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (32Ze2)

49 It turns out that whole "peed on a 14 year old girl" incident was just a very misunderstood baptismal rite.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2013 12:40 PM (SY2Kh)

50 Little white boys and girls will still download his latest single enough to make him a couple more millions. As will older white boys & girls.

Posted by: yinzer at September 25, 2013 12:41 PM (/Mla1)

51 I'm a dog. Sorry about the cushions.

Posted by: Rex at September 25, 2013 12:41 PM (Ec6wH)

52 How about that guy who was a god (king) in Bedlam: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/The_Rake%27s_Progress_8.jpg SQUIRT!

Posted by: imp at September 25, 2013 12:41 PM (L9AnB)

53 How the West was One.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 25, 2013 12:41 PM (mvenn)

54 Yo Dog is Kayne Dyslexic?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 25, 2013 12:42 PM (wrS2o)

55 49 Wrong weirdo. That was R. Kelly, who does believe he can fly.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 25, 2013 12:42 PM (GmTxn)

Ima let you finish but the best god is still Zeus, yo.

WWZD = What Would Zeus Do?

Answer: Castrate his dad, marry his sister, impregnate any good-looking woman his eye lit upon, and hurl thunderbolts at anyone who dared raise an eyebrow at his behavior.

I have a theory that the Greeks invented philosophy in order to explain to their children why it was wrong to imitate Zeus.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 25, 2013 12:42 PM (dKCMD)

57 There is no Kanye West in my iTunes. But I have Jeezy.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 25, 2013 12:42 PM (Y92Nd)

58 I think of god when I think of Kanye. I also think of damn.

Posted by: Roy at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (VndSC)

Actually he could be. There was a greek god named KOALEMOS.

He was the god or spirit of stupidity and foolishness.

Posted by: ExSnipe at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (57ubW)

60 Someone ask him if he likes fish sticks.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (TOk1P)

Fucketh off, piker.

Yea verily thou shalt taste the blood of yaks whence I smite thee with Mjolnir.

Posted by: Thor at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (t06LC)

62 How YOU doin' Kanye?

Posted by: Nemesis at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (sOtz/)

63 Obviously racism still exists, and I'm not suggesting for a second that Kanye hasn't encountered any. However, I get the feeling that the derogatory N-word most often used about him is actually 'Nutjob'.

Posted by: jic at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (zKUhI)

64 Die, mortal!

Posted by: Zool! at September 25, 2013 12:43 PM (RFeQD)

65 He is the god of underbites.

Posted by: polynikes at September 25, 2013 12:44 PM (m2CN7)

66 >Ima let you finish but the best god is still Zeus, yo. *ahem*

Posted by: Savior Obama at September 25, 2013 12:44 PM (X866z)

67 Pieces of shit like him are one of the reasons blacks have been degenerating for at least the past 30 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 04:39 PM (WjLUf)

____________________________________

Word

Posted by: 'Lil Wayne at September 25, 2013 12:44 PM (32Ze2)

68 Word on the street is that Kanye West likes fishsticks.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 25, 2013 12:44 PM (sCynV)

69 Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here for free!

Posted by: Back Bus Boy at September 25, 2013 12:44 PM (fPXto)

70 Behold a god who bleeds!

Posted by: Salish at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (JawqV)

71 Punks such as he make millions off the idiots who would agree with him. It's disgusting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (DmNpO)

72 Someone ask him if he likes fish sticks. Posted by: BurtTC He could feed the multitudes at his concerts with 3 boxes of Mrs. Paul's Fishsticks and 5 loaves of Wonder Bread.

Posted by: Don Imus, from his radio show, 1970 at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (RFeQD)

73 Why would a god choose this as his mate?

http://tinyurl.com/lc62nwo

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (TJw7K)

74 49. When you can't pee on young girls the terrorists have won You know if my kid reads this I couldnt eat at the house for fear of poisoning

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (oR0vZ)

75 Kanye is nothing to me. Posted by: Buddha I see what you did there (or do I?) tip o' the chapeau good sir.

Posted by: imp at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (L9AnB)

>>Word on the street is that Kanye West likes fishsticks.<<

Did they say fish dicks?

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 25, 2013 12:45 PM (VndSC)

77 Nah he just got confused, dyslexia I think.. People sayin "What's up dog"? All the time.

Posted by: Snail racing champion, on the go at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (dWF1u)

78 >>>He is the god of underbites.<<<

What's up with that grill? Did the holy pipeth of crack rot his teeth?

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (UzPAd)

79 Steve Jobs. Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 25, 2013 04:40 PM (VtjlW) So you're saying Nietzsche was right after all?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (qyfb5)

80 New levels of fuckstick-ery reached every day. Damn.

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (tZIYc)

81 I like my gods taller. Like tom cruise sized.

Posted by: NCKate at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (WtZbx)

82 He's going thru his John Lennon phase.

Posted by: ClemsonGrad96 at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (5CSVY)

83 He's dyslexic, yo.

Posted by: King Dog at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (IXrOn)

84 So you're saying Nietzsche was right after all? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at September 25, 2013 04:46 PM (qyfb5)

Well played, well played.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (VtjlW)

If he's a god, why did he just buy two armor-plated limos? My source for this is of course the Daily Mail, so its little better than unverified Brit tabloid rumor that he bought the cars, but still...

Just kidding. Seek help now Kanye. Better living through chemistry.

Posted by: MTF at September 25, 2013 12:46 PM (B5y+v)

86 .......but the best god is still Zeus, yo. -------------- This was discussed and settled a week or two ago. The supreme god is Bilious. The others are wannabes. When the baleful eye of Bilious falls upon you, mighty is the suffering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (aDwsi)

87 Kanye? Conyo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (WjLUf)

88 I always love to meet the person who helps to validate stereotypes effecting themselves.

.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (XJzm5)

89 61. Ahhhh! It's a ice wop!!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (oR0vZ)

90 I guess that makes me an atheist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (sj9LN)

91 Someone's trying to buy the Stairway to...Heaven....

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (Ec6wH)

92 and in my previous life i was a Queen.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (nqBYe)

93 I don't know, there is a certain resemblance to Hanuman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanuman (I denounce myself)

Posted by: imp at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (L9AnB)

94 Posted by: Tacky Adhesive
..........
In ancient Greece? Yes. They liked them with a little meat on the bones..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2013 12:47 PM (f9c2L)

95 So from this story the takeaway is that being "authentically black" means you're mentally ill. Do I have that about right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (yz6yg)

96 I have literally never consciously heard anything this fucking idiot has ever created. I might have heard it thumping out the window of a car as a couple of equally retarded lumpenproletariat drove past and wished them a speedy plunge off an overpass, but putting a face to the din, that I couldn't do.

Posted by: David Gillies at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (ECf6n)

>>>There's a parallel here with the Cult of Obama -- if you don't worship him like unto a god, then you're racist.

Also, if you get called a Jackass by Obama, you get promoted to a god!

Posted by: Bigby's Dice-Rolling Hand at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (3ZtZW)

If you want to laugh, look up the youtube of Kayne West hits head on sign.

Posted by: polynikes at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (m2CN7)

99 Well, he did say that he should be in the Bible because he is such a great storyteller. And who can argue with that?

Posted by: chique d'afrique, formerly Chelsea, now back to being an actual female at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (r+7wo)

100 I guess i won't accuse him of being humble.

see that is a nice thing right?

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (nqBYe)

101 guess I'm a racist.

Posted by: bamboo at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (Y6pVe)

102 Gods would get better ass

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (nTgAI)

103 There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Posted by: Steve Rogers[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (qyfb5)

104 and in my previous life i was a Queen. You still are. Or....were you using the term in the thoroughly British sense?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (yz6yg)

105 *Kanye said people might ask him who he thinks he is calling himself a god, but the rapper has an answer to that question: 'I just told you who I thought I was: A god. I just told you. ThatÂ’s who I think I am. If Kanye can withstand a blast from my Omega beams, only then should he consider himself a God.

Posted by: Darkseid at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (X866z)

106 2,000 years ago we worshiped Phillip. We would pray, "oh Phillip, please don't put our eyes out, please don't stomp on us." And then one day, Phil got hit by lightning, and we all looked up and said... "There's something bigger than Phil!..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:48 PM (WjLUf)

107 >>>Ima let you finish but the best god is still Zeus, yo.

Sun God still numero uno.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (9jLim)

108 I like my gods taller. Like tom cruise sized. Posted by: NCKate ------------------- Piker. The left most truly admire Robert Reich. Probably because he can be packed into a suitcase.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (aDwsi)

109 Did anybody else notice that he forgot to say, "verily"?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (mvenn)

110 >>>the best god is still Zeus, yo.

Cthulhu all the way. Pussies worship Gods that actually like them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (0q2P7)

111 and in my previous life i was a Queen.

You still are.

Or....were you using the term in the thoroughly British sense?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 25, 2013 04:48 PM (yz6yg)

ow, licks wound

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (nqBYe)

112 fish sticks

Posted by: brak at September 25, 2013 12:49 PM (M2qTM)

113 He's going thru his John Lennon phase.

When does he go through his David Chapman phase then?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (SY2Kh)

114 Obama is just Kanye West with a phony college degree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (WjLUf)

115 And once again Kanye West reclaims the title of Biggest Celebrity Fuckwit on Planet Earth and All Surrounding Planets

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (awxTv)

116 Lets hear it for Ra!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (Ec6wH)

117 Homey D. Clown, why hast thou forsaken us? Seriously, I would pay good money to see Homey make some appearances at these Celebrity Malfunctions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (qyfb5)

118 Special Snowflake Syndrome, cranked up to 11.

Posted by: Splunge at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (bKA83)

119 A god should do a little better job of releasing music and selling it.

Posted by: Roy at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (VndSC)

120 BELLEROPHON wasn't a god, but he's the best. The slayer of monsters and shit. * pronounced bel-lair-oh-fon

Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 12:50 PM (7LG6+)

121 Yo Yahweh, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Vishnu had one of the best Creations of all time....

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 25, 2013 12:51 PM (ZshNr)

122 Now THIS is a g-d!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCTaxGhRC5M

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:51 PM (WjLUf)

123 Why he let his moms die, yo?

Posted by: NCKate at September 25, 2013 12:51 PM (WtZbx)

124 He's so desperate for relevance he calls himself god with the bbc.

Posted by: god of insignificance at September 25, 2013 12:51 PM (IXrOn)

125 120 Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 04:50 PM (7LG6+) Isn't he from "Forbidden Planet?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 12:51 PM (WjLUf)

126 but it'd be funny if Kanye West died cuz gods dont die

Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (7LG6+)

127 "There's something bigger than Phil!..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
............
You can't beat the classics!

And he later played Uncle Phil.. one of my favorite TV characters.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (f9c2L)

128 123 Why he let his moms die, yo? Posted by: NCKate at September 25, 2013 04:51 PM (WtZbx) ************* Did you see the fur sandals he made Kim wear? He made those.

Posted by: tasker at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (r2PLg)

129

I'm rather tired of these rappers thinking they're so fucking great. I'd like to put a bass guitar in their hands (preferably a 6-string) and park them onstage just about anywhere and see what they can do.

I'm certain hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (0HooB)

130 All my leftard FB 'friends" are flooding the page with DU links about how Cruz turned around and voted for cloture. I know that they must be wrong but I don;t have time to look at it right now. Anyone know the real story?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (YmPwQ)

131 Who was the Hollywood guy that went through the 'they're out to get me phase'? Got busted at an airport? Can't remember.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 25, 2013 12:52 PM (aDwsi)

132 Well poop. I was waiting for Kanyeee West to determine if I was or wasn't racist and now here I am. Racist. Damn the luck.

Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 12:53 PM (x3YFz)

133 >>>Lets hear it for Ra!

No one talks about Ptah anymore.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 25, 2013 12:53 PM (0q2P7)

134 What's Forbidden Planet, some Roger Corman sci-fi titty flick?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 12:53 PM (7LG6+)

135 Yes, Kanye is definitely the living god of self-love, violent stupidity, shitty singing and lyrics, and phat-assed biotches on his videos.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 25, 2013 12:53 PM (PzbX0)

136 He MUST be a god 'cause he spelled "colors" with a 'u'.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (U6BWX)

137 All my leftard FB 'friends" are flooding the page with DU links about how Cruz turned around and voted for cloture. I know that they must be wrong but I don;t have time to look at it right now. Anyone know the real story? Posted by: Damn --------------------------- He did indeed....., on the *unamended bill*. So what? Why shouldn't he?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (aDwsi)

138 George Bush doesn't like Deities!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (ZshNr)

139 He's a gay fish.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (NEIxp)

140

Stupidity. And arrogance. Looks like Dear Leader has a running mate for 2016.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (3sDOE)

141 129. He's black, of course he not only can play bass but he has one in his basement Don't you watch southpark?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (oR0vZ)

142 ow, licks wound I fear you have mistaken my meaning. *slides tea and scones*

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (yz6yg)

143 $6,000 fur sandals made by Kanye--modeled by Kim. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article- 2111284/Kim-Kardashian-happily-poses-good-friend-Kanye-West-Paris-fashion-show.html

Posted by: tasker at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (r2PLg)

144 He's not even a Nut.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 25, 2013 12:54 PM (Ec6wH)

145 Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame them.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)

146 Behold a god who bleeds!

Posted by: Salish at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (bYRF2)

147 McLame is on now telling us he's a war hero and a patriot.

I swear, if I ever find the NVA that held him I'm going to personally kick their asses, and probably not for the reason you might imagine.

Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (x3YFz)

148 And as his Gulfstream encounters trouble mid-air? "Oh holy Me! Oh My Me! My holy Me, where are you, great Me please save me!!!11!

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (5aT64)

149 Talentlessness is next to KanyeWestliness

Posted by: that old saying at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (Ze8oh)

150 You know who else thought they were living gods? Hellenistic autocrats and conquerors. You see any of them around lately? Keep it up, dude. Hopefully when you're shitting yourself on your deathbed in 60 years, someone will play that recording back to you.

Posted by: imp at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (L9AnB)

151 Sorry, Kanye. All pedestals still reserved for Elvis.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2013 12:55 PM (IXrOn)

152 Quick, let's see if he bleeds?

At times like this I'd love to see Loki touch down put this piker egomaniac in his place.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (U6BWX)

153 Jesus Walks was pretty good. Something went badly wrong with that guy.

Posted by: forest at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (stMuz)

154 What's Forbidden Planet, some Roger Corman sci-fi titty flick?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 04:53 PM (7LG6+)

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It was my first fap movie. Other than Snow White, of course.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (3sDOE)

155 He recently announced that he will charge for all photos published of his daughter. Sorry, Kanye, she's not that cute.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (T0Pku)

156 All my leftard FB 'friends Your Lefttard friends didn't pay too much attention to the process of this thing, did they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (a4Omg)

157 I swear, if I ever find the NVA that held him I'm going to personally kick their asses, and probably not for the reason you might imagine. Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 04:55 PM (x3YFz) not even funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (IXrOn)

158 Can't stand this no talent fuck.

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2013 12:56 PM (fWAjv)

159 Or better yet, put him on stage with a largemouth bass and see what he could do.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 25, 2013 12:57 PM (mvenn)

160 Stupid fuck. He thinks he is a god? Ok turn this sammich into a woman. Thought so.

Posted by: Melvin Frohike at September 25, 2013 12:57 PM (sYLzD)

161 Hah. If he thought he was a woman and you laughed at him, you'd be a knuckle-dragging bigot, no? So if he thinks he's a god, who are we to argue?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 25, 2013 12:57 PM (dfYL9)

162 *slides tea and scones*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 25, 2013 04:54 PM (yz6yg)

that was easy. what if i weep gently for a minute?

blink, blink. sniff.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 12:57 PM (nqBYe)

163 ///I am a god.///

You misspelled douchecanoe

Posted by: Turnip Defense League [/i] at September 25, 2013 12:57 PM (O7Q1u)

164 I don't think God would wear those faggy argyle sweaters Kanye West likes so much.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2013 12:58 PM (4Qxjl)

165

Don't you watch southpark?

I tried once, but I can't understand one word of anything anybody says.

Closed caption, maybe?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 25, 2013 12:58 PM (0HooB)

166 Sun God still numero uno. Posted by: Dr Spank at September 25, 2013 04:49 PM (9jLim) As a Sun Worshipper, I must concur.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: worshipper of the sun at September 25, 2013 12:58 PM (IXrOn)

167 but it'd be funny if Kanye West died cuz gods dont die

That would be news to Osiris.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at September 25, 2013 12:58 PM (/kI1Q)

168 "The concept of the Short Duration Personal Savior (or ShorDurPerSav, the proper Tibetian term) is a new one-- traditional religions tend to emphasize "unwavering servitude" over convenience. But is absolute devotion to one savior always best? Buddha is a wonderful role model for certain aspects of life, but when that po'bucker shoves you out of the way as he walks by, don't you wish that you worshipped George Foreman instead, if only for the next few minutes?"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (bYRF2)

169 First George Burns, now Kanye West...

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (ZshNr)

170

@147

"you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain"

Posted by: Thor at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (t06LC)

171 About five years ago, Kanye West was a B-list rapper; rap being a B-list musical genre; music itself having by now been relegated to B-list cultural art form status. And that was five years ago. By now, most of his intended demographic says "Kayne Who?" Humiliating the Pretty White Girl was his last attempt at cultural relevancy. If that counts as God, your religion sucks more than Islam.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (+cx5n)

172 159. They did He created north Don't you read tmz?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (oR0vZ)

173 Let's drop him off in the ocean and see if he can part the sea.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 25, 2013 12:59 PM (IXrOn)

174 Does anybody believe Kim Karasscan is not into him for the money? I think he is in for a real surprise. It's going to be one hell of a prenup.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (T0Pku)

175 Other than Snow White, of course.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 04:56 PM (3sDOE)

Thank God (not Kanye West) you didn't say "other than Bambi, of course." But I know that's what you really meant.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (6H6o8)

176 He turned hubris into whine.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (ZshNr)

177 So his point is that he's dumb fuggin talentless hack.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (wmU4G)

178 What does a god need with a talent agent?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (7LG6+)

179 #40

Do you really think so?

Hmm...

Now THAT sounds like a plan!

Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at September 25, 2013 01:00 PM (El+h4)

180 You all are expecting logic and coherence from Kanye West?

Posted by: baldilocks at September 25, 2013 01:01 PM (Tnlh/)

181

I did not smite that bitch...

Posted by: Kanye at September 25, 2013 01:01 PM (wAQA5)

182 Morgan Freeman hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 25, 2013 01:01 PM (0HooB)

183 Moloch, Kayne West, Allah and the Flying Spaghetti Monster walk into a bar. That's it. That's the punchline.

Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2013 01:01 PM (+cx5n)

184 McCain on Cavuto is just astounding. With friends like these... He pins any shutdown on Republicans. And his main point, if you can call it that, is that we for sure are going to lose. Also, his family fought in WWII. Don't ever call him appeaser. Basically, it is all about him and his reputation.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2013 01:02 PM (sOtz/)

185 Sure he is -- but which one? God of Pestilence? God of Venereal Disease? God of Asshats?

Posted by: acethepug at September 25, 2013 01:02 PM (RpQpx)

186 true story i once saw Kanye singing to himself in the mens bathroom of mickeyd's 20 years or so ago.
o l-rd it's hard to be humble, when yer perfect in ev. er.y. way .

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 01:02 PM (nqBYe)

187 I don't think I have ever heard a Kanye West song and I am happy with it. I think of him as the guy who says stupid things and who has a trap set for him by the biggest gold digger around but is too stupid to know it.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2013 01:02 PM (T0Pku)

188 that was easy. what if i weep gently for a minute? Cuddles. But then....I expect a sammich.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 25, 2013 01:02 PM (yz6yg)

189 Trey Parker singing the gay fish song auto tuned to hell as Kanye west is better than any of his drivel. Oh and trey said he had to intentionally sing poorly in order for the auto tune to properly work And new episodes of South Park start tonight.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2013 01:03 PM (3y9wF)

190 Thank God (not Kanye West) you didn't say "other than Bambi, of course." But I know that's what you really meant.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 25, 2013 05:00 PM (6H6o

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Now that you remind me, Bambi did look pretty tight.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 01:03 PM (3sDOE)

191 >>>McLame is on now telling us he's a war hero and a patriot.

Whoever that man was. I've never seen him. I look and the McCain of todat and I hope he didn't treat the US the same way he treats conservatism when he is met with mild opposition.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 25, 2013 01:03 PM (0q2P7)

192 Somewhere in this clip-perhaps the first 20 minutes or so- Cruz describes the process in the Senate over the next few days. No, he did NOT vote for Obamacare.: https://soundcloud.com/senator-ted-cruz/sen-ted-cruz-talks-defund

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2013 01:03 PM (a4Omg)

193 http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pumpkin-Bavarian-Cream-Tart/Detail.aspx

I think I want to try this.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at September 25, 2013 01:04 PM (/kI1Q)

194 133 >>>Lets hear it for Ra! No one talks about Ptah anymore. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at September 25, 2013 04:53 PM (0q2P7) So the cheer would be, "Ra-ra, RAH!" ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 01:04 PM (WjLUf)

195 Alexander the Grape

Posted by: adams Aristotelian porn at September 25, 2013 01:04 PM (gQKHE)

196 Biggest difference between women and men. I really dislike Kim Kardashian for a number of reasons but I would still take her out and spend a chunk of money on dinner and drinks if it would lead to a romp in the sack. I am a typical male pig. sorry.

Posted by: polynikes at September 25, 2013 01:05 PM (m2CN7)

197 Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 25, 2013 04:59 PM (oR0vZ)

Dude! Missed you (don't put your tongue in my ear). Have a PO1 corpsman in my class this semester. He's a good kid (kid.... shoot... as we get older everyone's a kid, right).

"Kid" served with MARSOC, few tours... shit I wanna snatch him up and adopt him.

I love you navy squirrels.

Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 01:05 PM (x3YFz)

198 183 Moloch, Kayne West, Allah and the Flying Spaghetti Monster walk into a bar. That's it. That's the punchline. Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2013 05:01 PM (+cx5n) Bartender sez, "we don't serve your kind."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2013 01:05 PM (WjLUf)

199 If I was a God I think I'd be getting a little better than Kardashian ass.

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2013 01:05 PM (fWAjv)

200 pastrami on rye with a slice of provolone cheese light on horseradish , and a pickle!

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 01:05 PM (nqBYe)

201 He pins any shutdown on Republicans. And his main point, if you can call it that, is that we for sure are going to lose. Also, his family fought in WWII. Don't ever call him appeaser. Basically, it is all about him and his reputation.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2013 05:02 PM (sOtz/)

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And his "maverick" legacy. He knows that when he loses or retires this next time around, that most people will forget his name within a year.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 01:06 PM (3sDOE)

202 Now that you remind me, Bambi did look pretty tight.

Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2013 05:03 PM (3sDOE)

Hilariously sick!

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 25, 2013 01:06 PM (6H6o8)

203

Ima let you finish but the best god is still Zeus, yo.

You may wish to.... rethink.... your opinion...

Posted by: Odin, All Father at September 25, 2013 01:06 PM (lZBBB)

204 178 - What does a god need with a talent agent? Posted by: soothsayer Nothing - but Kanye needs a No Talent Agent

Posted by: DamnCat at September 25, 2013 01:07 PM (TBN/J)

205 Seriously, I can't help but think something improbable and horrible is going to happen to Kanye. So much for my modern rational mind.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2013 01:08 PM (sOtz/)

206 I thought he was in the closet?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2013 01:08 PM (T0Pku)

207 170
@147

"you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain"

Posted by: Thor at September 25, 2013 04:59 PM (t06LC)

Dumbest quote ever.

Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 01:08 PM (x3YFz)

208 Kanye, if you were a g-d which g-d would you be?

Posted by: media at September 25, 2013 01:08 PM (nqBYe)

209 I'm sure McCain forgot to mention his participation in the Keating Five along with his gang of eight.

Posted by: polynikes at September 25, 2013 01:09 PM (m2CN7)

210 Fighting back in the culture wars! (Yes it's shameless, self-promotion, an excerpt from my new novel.) Link in nick.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 25, 2013 01:10 PM (Tnlh/)

211 Sadly there will be no negative consequences to his being a douchebag since his fans have no standards. Isn't he presently with that Kardashian? If he's a god, you'd think that he could do a little better than a woman who's famous for f**king on camera.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2013 01:11 PM (mHUKK)

212 So the cheer would be, "Ra-ra, RAH!" ?

There's only one god!
He is the Sun god!

RA! RA! RA!

Posted by: The Nine Unknown Men in their ceremonial football helmets at September 25, 2013 01:12 PM (JawqV)

213 When someone asks if you are a God.. say YES..

Posted by: Who ya gonna call at September 25, 2013 01:12 PM (lZBBB)

214 Now, Sammy Davis Jr.....there was a real god!

Posted by: hercules at September 25, 2013 01:13 PM (oldIZ)

215 @210 Sometimes "Maverick" is more like "horrible team player." Cruz is guilty of that as well, but McCain just took it to eleven. Our message discipline isn't. The Dems need not pin all the blame on Republicans because McCain was out of the gate as soon as anyone.

Posted by: Beagle at September 25, 2013 01:13 PM (sOtz/)

216 200 pastrami on rye with a slice of provolone cheese light on horseradish , and a pickle!

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2013 05:05 PM (nqBYe)

The best sandwiches have tons of veggies: sliced peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, sprouts. You balance the starch with the crunchy bits.

The meat and cheese is actually unimportant in the sense it doesn't matter what it is as long as you throw in a little of each.

It's that splash on the tongue when you bite into a fresh bun of tomato, lettuce, sprouts, peppers, olives that makes and sandwich awesome. and pro-tip: it's always better if your wife/husband made it for you.

Posted by: tangonine at September 25, 2013 01:13 PM (x3YFz)

217

You give a brother a bindle and he smokes for a day.

You teach a brother to cook meth and he's hooked for life.

Posted by: Wisdom of Kanye at September 25, 2013 01:14 PM (wAQA5)

218 211 Sadly there will be no negative consequences to his being a douchebag since his fans have no standards. Isn't he presently with that Kardashian? If he's a god, you'd think that he could do a little better than a woman who's famous for f**king on camera. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2013 05:11 PM (mHUKK) She's a specialist in blow jobs for very rich black guys.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2013 01:16 PM (T0Pku)

219 Kanye, you aren't a god until you prove that you can turn yourself into an ugly white girl. Everybody knows that. Even Michael knew that.

Posted by: cackfinger at September 25, 2013 01:19 PM (OsCtd)

220 I'm onna slap you down, Kunta Yeast.

Posted by: God of Hip Hop at September 25, 2013 01:28 PM (OZmbA)

221 156 All my leftard FB 'friends

Your Lefttard friends didn't pay too much attention to the process of this thing, did they?
-----

Nope, they're just looking for any kind of snark and mockery. That they look foolish in the process doesn't occur to them.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 25, 2013 01:29 PM (YmPwQ)

222 Holy cow! Ace is quoted on The Five!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 25, 2013 01:32 PM (DmNpO)

223 Funny, he doesn't look like George Burns.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 25, 2013 01:40 PM (dvRYt)

224 Maybe Kanye's a secret 5%er? For those who don't want to click that wikipedia link, it's an even crazier offshoot of the Nation of Islam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-Percent_Nation

Posted by: Not Claude Akins at September 25, 2013 01:41 PM (6Xmh/)

225 Mentally ill people often come off as jackasses. Maybe he's just not well.

Posted by: Sarahw at September 25, 2013 01:42 PM (LYwCh)

226 He had the weakest rhymes in Mercy.

Posted by: CAC at September 25, 2013 01:46 PM (4mAJ2)

227 Kanye West: I'm a Living God... No, he's a living example of how someone stupid can get rich off even stupider people.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 25, 2013 02:08 PM (vd7A8)

228 And let's ponder the fact that Kanye's mother died as a result of seeking cheap plastic surgery in Mexico. With a son who could have paid for any top notch surgeon in the US with his pocket money. Nice move, Mr. Ima god. I believe we can assume you failed 'Healing' and 'Honoring the Parents' in deity school.

Posted by: dwagyak at September 25, 2013 02:44 PM (QThyp)

229 Anyone else starting to get Caligula vibes from this guy?

Posted by: Rosa E. at September 25, 2013 02:50 PM (IKVkI)

230 Well - that really shoots the moon when it comes to racism - "If you disagree with my full-on Napoleonic complex you are a racist."*

*Without the actual competence of Napoleon Bonaparte who required the united powers of Europe over much of a decade or more to take down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at September 25, 2013 03:30 PM (gmoEG)

231 The first time I saw him was on the Katrina telethon. I thought he was a random illiterate guy off the street. Turns out he's a wealthy, hip-hoppin' illiterate guy.

Posted by: Titanium at September 25, 2013 04:52 PM (IgOQg)

232 Kanye....bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: tired at September 25, 2013 05:35 PM (adOUE)

233 Well at least he's honest about his self-idolatry. Millions of people (no probably Billions) are walking around every day in our world worshipping themselves and wrapping it in silly humanistic platitudes - like "me time" and "follow your heart". Somehow though I don't think it will go over very well when Kanye stands before Jesus on judgement day.. I think it might be something like that "This is Sparta" meme but more like "This is Heaven".

Posted by: justasheep7 at September 26, 2013 07:02 PM (JW5mf)

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