December 04, 2013

Karl: It Would Take a Miracle to Screw Up the Pryor-Cotton Race
Hans Gruber: You Asked For a Miracle? I Give You The G. O. P.
— Ace

Okay, so, the RNSC jumped on Pryor's newfound devotion to Jesus, or, as Pryor calls him, "The Jay Man," contrasting his recent ad with previous statements averring (when convenient) that the Bible should not be used to inform political choices.

Actually, that seems perfectly reasonable to me. If Pryor previously claimed that the Bible shouldn't guide his votes, it is perfectly fair to point out his hypocrisy in now waving around the Good Book to help him out in a political campaign.

But I guess they didn't clear this with the candidate Tom Cotton. Or something. I don't know. The Pryor campaign has claimed the RNSC is "questioning mah faith!!!!," and the Cotton campaign is now agreeing: Yes, you questioned his faith, and that's horrible. Stop questioning people's faith.

RSC communications director Brad Dayspring emailed reporters to say that statement contradicts one Pryor made last year, however, when he said the Bible "is really not a rulebook for political issues" and that "everyone can see it differently."

"So is the Bible Mark Pryor's compass, providing the 'comfort and guidance to do what's best for Arkansas?' Or is it really not a good rule book for political issues and decisions made in the Senate? Guess it depends on which Mark Pryor that you ask," Dayspring said.

Cotton's campaign ripped Dayspring's remarks.

"That is an incredibly bizarre and offensive email from the NRSCÂ’s press secretary. We should all agree that America is better off when all our public officials in both parties have the humility to seek guidance from God," Cotton campaign spokesman David Ray told The Hill.

ItÂ’s an unusual break for Cotton from the NRSC, which has provided strong backing for his campaign while regularly attacking Pryor.

Pryor's campaign seized on the controversy to strike at Cotton.

"It's frankly despicable that Congressman Cotton's Washington allies are manipulating quotes to question the sincerity of Mark's religious beliefs," said Pryor campaign manager Jeff Weaver. "Tom Cotton needs to step up and denounce these shameful attacks on Mark Pryor's faith."

To me, a secular guy, the RNSC attack seemed perfectly fair game. Pryor is plainly trying to have it both ways here. When he casts votes that offend the religious, he says the Bible shouldn't inform public policy. When he's about to get voted out of office, he's on the air saying Jesus is his Copilot.

But I guess maybe... among Arkansans, questioning someone's actual religiosity (even when there's a fair justification for questioning it) is considered dirty pool and out-of-bounds?

I don't know. But I know there's a botch here. Somehow this Fat Ass Elmer Gantry Motherf***er has turned his despicable "Re-Elect Me Because God Wants You To n' Stuff" ad into a referendum on whether his opponent sufficiently respects religious faith.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM | Comments (348)
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1 It's a double barrel day for the head ewok

Posted by: phreshone at December 04, 2013 04:01 PM (Pr6hk)

2 Your chariot awaits.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2013 04:02 PM (hpYnL)

3 Congratulations, Sir.

Posted by: Royal Flushmaster II at December 04, 2013 04:03 PM (QupBk)

4 *ding* You were saying?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:04 PM (doBIb)

5 I would be surprised if Arkansas voters give a shit about this.

But then, I'm always surprised at how stupid people are.

Posted by: Mr Estrada at December 04, 2013 04:05 PM (qmOgr)

6 I dont give a rats ass if the Cheney girls eat carpet or smoke pole.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at December 04, 2013 04:06 PM (j6DTo)

7 *Head hits desk*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2013 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

8 When he's about to get voted out of office, he's on the air saying Jesus is his Copilot.

It's good that he's finding solace in the arms of Jesus, because down here...fuck him sideways with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 04, 2013 04:07 PM (/kI1Q)

9 Apparently Cotton doesn't realize that Pryor's peeps will be calling him everything but a nice guy over the next year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 04:07 PM (wNF3N)

10 Good move by Cotton that essentially gives him both sides of this non-issue. The NRSC gets to point out Pryor's laughable desperation, while Cotton gets to take the high road and blunt Pryor's moronic outrage. It's a two-fer.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 04, 2013 04:08 PM (+lsX1)

11 Elections. bwahaha

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 04, 2013 04:08 PM (XvrTA)

12 Gladly the cross I'd bear.  Wingnuts.

Posted by: Mark Pryor, Walking In The Light of Jesus And Stuff at December 04, 2013 04:08 PM (8ZskC)

13 Aren't they really shameful attacks on Mark Pryor's lack of faith?

Posted by: Royal Flushmaster II at December 04, 2013 04:09 PM (QupBk)

14 IN YO FAITH! Haha beyotch

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at December 04, 2013 04:09 PM (RLTt1)

15 Mark Pryor's campaign: "We're back in business!"

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:09 PM (doBIb)

16 When you use a Bible as a prop and you've never used it as a prop before, yeah, I'm not just questioning your faith... I'm asserting you don't have it.

So FYNQ.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2013 04:09 PM (eHIJJ)

17 'eff' the mcconnell and his rnsc

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:10 PM (dsgCY)

18 "Hello, God. It's Me Mark Pryor"

Posted by: by Judy Blum [/i] [/b] at December 04, 2013 04:10 PM (uCNam)

19 "Get in their faith, punch back twice as hard"

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at December 04, 2013 04:10 PM (RLTt1)

20 Desperation, it smells like...victory.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (L0b3J)

21 the rnsc is mcconnell run so their sh*t stinks

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (dsgCY)

22 They bring a service record to the fight, we bring a crucifix.

Posted by: Mark Pryor, Walking In The Light of Jesus And Stuff at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

23 Sounds like the patented "Juan McCain" move

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (nTgAI)

24 Has Jesus told him to repeal ObamaCare yet?

Posted by: Royal Flushmaster II at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (QupBk)

25 Dayspring?   As in Dayspring's ecards Dayspring?


Because if so, they know a little something about Jesus. 



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

26 The next thing you know, Pryor will be kissing babies and eatin' fried chicken.
 
At the same time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 04:11 PM (wNF3N)

27 Bending future election results with our minds.

Posted by: GOP Strategery Squad at December 04, 2013 04:12 PM (5ikDv)

28 Ho ho ho! Now I have a political ad.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:12 PM (doBIb)

29 Mark Pryor.

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Jesus (no, not the one who robbed the truck in Mexico) at December 04, 2013 04:12 PM (bvtgt)

30 I believe it was Jesus who said "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."  Or maybe that was Moses.

Posted by: Mark Pryor, Walking In The Light of Jesus And Stuff at December 04, 2013 04:12 PM (8ZskC)

31 I thought this Cotton was a smart Harvard man. Doesn't he understand how to turn this into a back-handed compliment of his opponent's faith while subtly reenforcing the NRSC's message? If Pryor's supposed pro-life inclinations and religion were not a selling point with AR voters, he wouldn't bring it up. Where's Huckabee to advise?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2013 04:12 PM (Y92Nd)

32 mitchy mcconnell would rather be minority chair with the "right" people like pryor to deal with

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (dsgCY)

33 Some things can come back and bite you in the ass - such as questioning the sincerity of someone's religious beliefs. If there is a good case to be made, that what surrogates are for. If something goes bad, the candidate doesn't get the blame, but the hypocrisy of the opponent has still been exposed.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (IN7k+)

34 The next thing you know, Pryor will be kissing babies and eatin' fried chicken. At the same time. Chicken right hand, baby left hand, chicken right hand, baby left hand ... shit.

Posted by: Mark Pryor's Brain at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (QupBk)

35 10 Totally agree. W a lot of folks in ARK still uncomfortable w voting R, Cotton's assertion he is not part of the DC R's is smart, imo. Take the money and claim his independence: what's wrong w that?

Posted by: NeverEvermore at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (dd5lM)

36 Karl? I thought it was Theo.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (celt+)

37 The next thing you know, Pryor will be kissing babies and eatin' fried chicken. At the same time. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 08:11 PM (wNF3N) More like eating fried babies.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (Y92Nd)

38 It worked for Bill Clinton and his phony Giant Bible back in '92 -- which is exactly what Pryor was banking on. In Arkie country, waving a bible around really does grant you instant invincibility powers and instant gravitas (despite all previous and subsequent actions).

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2013 04:13 PM (+cx5n)

39 Dude prolly just put a bible dust jacket over his copy of Das Capital

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 04:14 PM (L0b3J)

40 Pryor should be beaten senseless by a bible wielding robot toilet.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (QupBk)

41 If you are a democrat voter, and your candidate says something you don't agree with you just naturally assume he is lying trying to fool voters into voting for him.

If you are a democrat voter and your candidate says something you believe in or agree with you naturally assume he is telling the truth.

It's 'doublethink' all the way up, down, sideways, inside out.

Posted by: Rules do not apply at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (AkR6I)

42 Clay. Bill Clay.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (doBIb)

43 You shoulda heard Mitt Romney squeal when I broke his fuckin' neck!

Posted by: John McRove at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (JDIKC)

44 "Somehow this Fat Ass Elmer Gantry Motherf***er has turned his despicable "Re-Elect Me Because God Wants You To n' Stuff" ad into a referendum on whether his opponent sufficiently respects religious faith."

The Poetry that IS Ace Of Spades...

Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (BpTC0)

45 Stupid GOP is as stupid GOP does. Only they could take an own goal and put a point on the board for the guys that made it.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at December 04, 2013 04:15 PM (zJoRO)

46 The only religious liberals are the ones who spend 6 months researching just the right (dying) mainstream denomination (like Methodists or Quakers) that will not call them out on their vile lifestyles. Then they use church teachings as an excuse to get selectively outraged about shit like the death penalty while claiming "God is too big to bring into the abortion debate." Bottom Line: Fuck these people.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:16 PM (zeV2E)

47 Wait, so yesterday conservative blogs were posting this video and pointing out what a desperate hypocrite this guy is but when the NRSC says it its wrong? Screw 'em. Throw their bullshit right back in their faces.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2013 04:16 PM (g1DWB)

48 Some things can come back and bite you in the ass - such as questioning the sincerity of someone's religious beliefs.

It's a pretty easy call to question the sincerity of any politician's religious beliefs. Has been since Abd al-Malik put that ugly dome over the Temple ruins, at least.

"I am the caliph of God!" "But why did God choose you? Your breath stinks and that long hair makes you look like a faggot." "Because... God said so, that's why"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 04, 2013 04:16 PM (Nsoq9)

49 Maybe the RNSC could invest in a telephone?

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 04:17 PM (VIaw0)

50 Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 04, 2013 04:17 PM (kUgpq)

51 So Pryor wants to get in a tiff with the RNSC over the sincerity of the senator's religious beliefs.  Hahahahahahahahaha  ... clown show.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 04:17 PM (HjPtV)

52 Note to Tom Cotton: When the enemy is destroying himself, try not to get in the way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 04:17 PM (DmNpO)

53 This is why we need to import a few million illiterate aliens with limited skills and no understanding of the English language. Sure, they won't pay taxes, won't obey laws, and will suck up every cent of welfare they can. But THEY LOVE THEMSELVES TEH JESUS and will vote for the GOP as God's Own Party right? Wait, why is Nancy Pelosi smiling along with the creepy old pederast lurking in the Senate? /Bitch McCornhole's team and probably some of McLame's people

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 04, 2013 04:17 PM (KCvsd)

54 Mmmmmm. Does that instant gravytas come with biscuits?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 04, 2013 04:18 PM (N/Sup)

55 I guess we're gonna need some new GOP guys, huh?

Posted by: Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson at December 04, 2013 04:18 PM (celt+)

56
Good move by Cotton that essentially gives him both sides of this non-issue. The NRSC gets to point out Pryor's laughable desperation, while Cotton gets to take the high road and blunt Pryor's moronic outrage. It's a two-fer.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head




Hyper-King's Ultra-Pawn to Astro-Bishop 4.

Checkmate.

Sure.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 04:18 PM (kdS6q)

57 There was no episode of Person of Interest last nite and that is just bullshit. There also isn't a normal female lead - just the two psychos. I wonder if they have another actress coming in to round it out?

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 04:18 PM (kkbgQ)

58 If all they got on Pryor is this, oh boy, the R's might even lose seats in the Senate in '14.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:18 PM (IngfV)

59 I posted it earlier, but I'm doing so again. I can't help but think of THIS while watching Pryor's 'Jesus Save Me' ad. https://t.co/kDe5HRPMtg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 04:19 PM (DmNpO)

60 Cotton ran at the first sign of a fight. What Dayspring said is demonstrably true and showed some of the spirit that has been sadly lacking from the GOP. Hopefully, this dies down, or we're going to get Akin 2.0. (and don't start about Akin being a lousy candidate, etc., etc. The amount of friendly fire Akin took made a bad situation worse. It would have been best if Akin owned up, which he did, and then everyone shut up about it, which they didn't do)

Posted by: Blake at December 04, 2013 04:19 PM (M1cQU)

61 Looks to me like an attempt to benefit from the party's attack, while saying to the local electorate that he thinks references to the Bible are okay in general. Makes perfect sense from his electoral perspective. And I can guarantee that his local electorate doesn't give two monkey shits about anything else.

Posted by: dawnfire82 at December 04, 2013 04:19 PM (1/hzQ)

62 57 There was no episode of Person of Interest last nite and that is just bullshit. There also isn't a normal female lead - just the two psychos. I wonder if they have another actress coming in to round it out? I noticed too. The next new ep is next week. And Shaw is supposed to be the new girl lead.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:20 PM (doBIb)

63
I'd just start calling him Pryor the Liar.  Because he is. 

Then again, I know nothing of how some of these people choose what to vote on.  How do you end up with somebody like Pryor in the first place?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 04:21 PM (caCiW)

64 Pryor left it to his ---campaign manager----, Jeff Weaver, to defend the senator's faith.  If the matter was that important, why leave it to a hired political hack for the defense? 

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 04:22 PM (HjPtV)

65 ...Is you is or is you ain't my consitchency?

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 04:22 PM (MMC8r)

66 Prayer? I thought Dear Leader ordered Happy Hours for Democratic causes.

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 04:23 PM (VIaw0)

67 Damn. Before this thread, I thought we were on course to break the world's record for radioactive shit jokes.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2013 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

68

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

 

William Shakespeare

Posted by: Ook at December 04, 2013 04:23 PM (FBkKA)

69 So, we're somehow trying to fuck up a win before we've even started?
Sounds pretty normal.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 04, 2013 04:23 PM (GrtrJ)

70 Shoot. The. Glass.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:24 PM (doBIb)

71 And thank you all for your thoughts/prayers.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 04, 2013 04:24 PM (GrtrJ)

72 So over/under Pryor losing by 15+ points? Let's see, it's Arkansas, in an off year election, during a Democratic bloodbath. The candidate is unusually attractive on paper at least.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:24 PM (zeV2E)

73 I'm sorry, DangerGirl. I neglected to mention that in the earlier thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2013 04:26 PM (sdi6R)

74 There was no episode of Person of Interest last nite and that is just bullshit. There also isn't a normal female lead - just the two psychos. I wonder if they have another actress coming in to round it out? Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 08:18 PM (kkbgQ) --------------------- Thank you for pointing out that PoI has jumped the shark. Now this stupid Root twat is a ripoff of fucking "Chuck", except instead of having a burst of images from the Intersect in her head, she has The Machine injecting her skull with Sooper Soldier competence through a Bluetooth earbud. Goddamn, she is one annoying bitch.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:26 PM (JDIKC)

75 Dayspring is no stranger to controversy. Earlier this year he drew criticism from Democrats for calling Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes (D) an “empty dress.” Lundergan Grimes is seeking the Democratic nomination in Kentucky to challenge Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) in 2014. Looks like a great bona fide to me. Dayspring also abruptly left a position with House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) in 2012 after clashing with other staffers and reporters. Dayspring didn't get along with Eric "legalize them now" Cantor's staff? More points in favor of Dayspring.

Posted by: Blake at December 04, 2013 04:26 PM (M1cQU)

76 btw, in b4 AngleBuckAkinODonnellMourdoch!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:27 PM (IngfV)

77 67... quit trying to start shit...kiddin

Posted by: dumbartist at December 04, 2013 04:27 PM (ahBY0)

78 "Dayspring is no stranger to controversy. Earlier this year he drew criticism from Democrats for calling Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes (D) an “empty dress.” Lundergan Grimes is seeking the Democratic nomination in Kentucky to challenge Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) in 2014. " Looks like a great bona fide to me. "Dayspring also abruptly left a position with House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) in 2012 after clashing with other staffers and reporters. Dayspring didn't get along with Eric "legalize them now" Cantor's staff? " More points in favor of Dayspring. for the clarity.

Posted by: Blake at December 04, 2013 04:28 PM (M1cQU)

79 Good move by Cotton that essentially gives him both sides of this non-issue. The NRSC gets to point out Pryor's laughable desperation, while Cotton gets to take the high road and blunt Pryor's moronic outrage. It's a two-fer.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 04, 2013 08:08 PM (+lsX1)



I agree, Cotton immediately contained Pryor's bullshit by denouncing the RNSC ad, meanwhile Pryor's antics only call attention to his blatant hypocrisy which the ad he's whining about highlights. I just can't see how this hurts Cotton, but I don't know Arkansas.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 04, 2013 04:28 PM (hpYnL)

80 Pffft. If this little bit of flotsam washes with anyone, they're a fucking retard. Fuck you Pryor. DIAF.

Posted by: JQP at December 04, 2013 04:29 PM (U4GjV)

81 So, on Obama current and past. "What Clint Eastwood Said"

Posted by: fobdangerclose at December 04, 2013 04:29 PM (Zmbb2)

82 How is this a "blunder?" This isn't even a blip.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:29 PM (zeV2E)

83 I suspect Tom Cotton gets Arkansas voters better than the RNSC. I think the hypocrisy hit is a good call. The problem with the RNSC bit is introducing the rule book question. I would suspect that a lot of the Arkansas Republican voters think the Bible is a good rule book. It may sound weird to a New Yorker but that's the problem. The RNSC guys are trying to play a national game, but its a state election.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2013 04:30 PM (4+AaH)

84 Thank you for pointing out that PoI has jumped the shark. Now this stupid Root twat is a ripoff of fucking "Chuck", except instead of having a burst of images from the Intersect in her head, she has The Machine injecting her skull with Sooper Soldier competence through a Bluetooth earbud. The Machine: this is how you hold a full auto Glock 18 with one hand and shoot 12 bad guys.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:30 PM (doBIb)

85 I'll make the Bold Prediction right now: McConnel will lose.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:30 PM (IngfV)

86 All you have to say, if you're Cotton ... "I hope Mr. Pryor finds peace in his newfound faith." When conveniently pressed by a well-placed surrogate ... "It's not my place to question his sincerity. I wish him well." And that's all. That's all it takes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 04, 2013 04:31 PM (6/+vz)

87 I'll make the Bold Prediction right now: McConnel will lose. In the primary, or the general?

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 04, 2013 04:32 PM (QupBk)

88 If this fails he will go all Obama and throw free rubbers off the back of his pickup truck and get elected by a landslide.

Posted by: fobdangerclose at December 04, 2013 04:32 PM (Zmbb2)

89 Classic Good Cop/Bad Cop. Voters are informed that Pryor is a fraud/and get to see Cotton as a statesman rising above the petty use of religion for political gain.

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (VIaw0)

90

 

Yeah, I'm sorta done with the republicans (says this life long republican voter).  

 

I'm hoping that out of the ashes of the former republican party comes a group actually willing to stand up for liberty, freedom and small government.

 

My husband and I are NOT planning to vote for our republican congressman Mike Coffman next year (due primarily to his planned vote for amnesty (yeah, I'm watching you Coffman), but also to his lack of clear leadership on small government principals).

 

Count me as someone tired of voting for the 'lesser' of evils.  The slow boat to ruin is still the boat to ruin.

 

 

 

Posted by: lily at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (dXCcK)

91 In the general. Democrats will run a 'conservative' D against him, I suspect.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (IngfV)

92 Own goal. The MSM won't leave Cotton alone until he stands on his head and curses the RNSC.

Posted by: whoever at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (zu9Ee)

93 oh good dayspring went from cantor to mcconnell. #winning

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (dsgCY)

94 I have actually been to Arkansas - Camp Ozark, ftw! - so I can attest that what Cotton has done, makes some sense in that state.

The average conservative in Arkansas, if the counselors and kids at Ozark are representative, takes Christianity very seriously indeed. As in: he believes that Noah's Ark was real. He thinks that evolution == Darwinism - that modern biology is, in fact, a cult and a lie; he thinks that Charles Darwin recanted at his deathbed.

As for the Arkansas opinion upon those 1980s soi-disant evangelists known worldwide as religious frauds - Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and on and on - their souls are "between them and God". I didn't know what all this meant at the time, but I'm going to take a stretch here and guess that this meant that the Arkansasians (or whatever) figure that, even if Bakker liked it in the butt and Swaggart was into bitchez and ho's; at least these missionaries were bringing otherwise-lost souls to Christ.

You might not like how the minds of the Arkansas Christian voters work. But, that's how they work. And that's why it doesn't help Republicans to mock the faith of Arkansas politicians. Even if it's fake. Maybe especially because it's fake. God's word is still being preached, you know?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 04, 2013 04:33 PM (Nsoq9)

95 Apropos of nothing, Sooth. I'm part way through Batman Begins, which I have never seen, and I have to say, Bruce Wayne is a dick. Here the League of Shadows take him in, teaches him lots of kill stuff and when they offer him command of the Ninja Legions, he offs them all, destroying a thousand year old brotherhood. Effin dickish that.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 04, 2013 04:34 PM (QupBk)

96 Cotton ran at the first sign of a fight. What Dayspring said is demonstrably true and showed some of the spirit that has been sadly lacking from the GOP.

Hopefully, this dies down, or we're going to get Akin 2.0. (and don't start about Akin being a lousy candidate, etc., etc. The amount of friendly fire Akin took made a bad situation worse. It would have been best if Akin owned up, which he did, and then everyone shut up about it, which they didn't do)

Good call Gomer, start a fight over Pryor's religious bonafides to avoid being the next Akin. Are you posting from a LIV parody account? If so, well done. You captured the tone and intellect of a Hot Airtard almost perfectly.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 04, 2013 04:34 PM (+lsX1)

97 i denounce mcconnell's rnsc. go senate conservatives

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:34 PM (dsgCY)

98 Good evening Horde. Fresh hell? Or more of the same?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 04:35 PM (GEICT)

99 Morons.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2013 04:35 PM (zDsvJ)

100 Cotton will win because he's the real deal and if I lived in AR I'd vote for him, whereas if I still lived in KY I'd stay home for McConnell. Republicans are in for a big shock in Nov when the turnout is very low.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:35 PM (IngfV)

101 #88, the widespread campaign distribution of deluxe Hillary Clinton inflatable girlfriend with Thunder Thighs TM will get legions of lonely men to the polls.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 04, 2013 04:36 PM (KCvsd)

102 WaitÂ…Cotton? Tom Cotton? As in COTTON/RUBIO!!!11!!!!? That guy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 04:36 PM (GEICT)

103 The Machine: this is how you hold a full auto Glock 18 with one hand and shoot 12 bad guys. ----------------- Two guns. One in each hand. Shooting through heavy panes of glass. And hitting all of the bad guys in their legs. Seriously. This fucking broad needs to die soon.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:36 PM (JDIKC)

104 Two guns. One in each hand. Shooting through heavy panes of glass. And hitting all of the bad guys in their legs. Almost robot-like precision, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 04, 2013 04:37 PM (QupBk)

105 But is Raza Zool or whatever his name is really dead?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:37 PM (IngfV)

106 But is Raza Zool or whatever his name is really dead? No spoilers! I just turned it back on.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 04, 2013 04:38 PM (QupBk)

107 Mark Pryor's faith is a private matter between himself, God, Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman Schutlz, and Barack Obama.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 04:39 PM (HjPtV)

108 Somehow this Fat Ass Elmer Gantry Motherf***er has turned his despicable "Re-Elect Me Because God Wants You To n' Stuff" ad into a referendum on whether his opponent sufficiently respects religious faith. I detect something here and it isn't puppies and gumdrops!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 04:39 PM (oFCZn)

109 *moves AR from EXTREMELY likely R to just REALLY REALLY likely R*

Posted by: CAC at December 04, 2013 04:39 PM (6RRQT)

110 Two guns. One in each hand. Shooting through heavy panes of glass. And hitting all of the bad guys in their legs. The episode prior to that where she kidnaps Shaw, shows her putting a G18 underneath a park bench for later. She mows down a dozen bad guys with it, one-handed.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (doBIb)

111 As for the Arkansas opinion upon those 1980s soi-disant evangelists known worldwide as religious frauds - Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and on and on - their souls are "between them and God". I didn't know what all this meant at the time, but I'm going to take a stretch here and guess that this meant that the Arkansasians (or whatever) figure that, even if Bakker liked it in the butt and Swaggart was into bitchez and ho's; at least these missionaries were bringing otherwise-lost souls to Christ. *** It's these folks who make me admire Rev. Billy Graham all the more. He realized the importance of his message to the extent that he wouldn't even get on an elevator alone with a woman to lessen the risk that someone would try to weaken his message.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (DmNpO)

112 Isn't Tom Cotton a character in Lord of the Rings? A farmer I believe he was.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (BLAfs)

113 I don't see the problem for Cotton here?

I assume I'm missing something?

Posted by: Mr Estrada at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (qmOgr)

114 No spoilers! I just turned it back on. I think BB is the best of the three.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (doBIb)

115 btw, the last time I voted for a 'winner' was January 2010 and that winner was... Scott Brown

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:40 PM (IngfV)

116 It isn't even 2014 yet and I'm already sick of hearing about the 2014 elections.


I'm gonna need a better liver.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)

117 Remember folks...the right is held to standards, and we lwt the left set them

Posted by: sven10077 at December 04, 2013 04:41 PM (9jfyN)

118 What show are you talking about EC???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 04:41 PM (GEICT)

119 Isn't Tom Cotton a character in Lord of the Rings? A farmer I believe he was. Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe

No, you're thinking of Clint Eastwood in the film "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 04:41 PM (HjPtV)

120 "113 I don't see the problem for Cotton here? I assume I'm missing something?" Ace just got new shoes while he's got PMS. His feet are swollen so it's made him irritable.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:42 PM (zeV2E)

121 I'm gonna need a better liver. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) Sorry Citizen, the panel says that's not going to happen. Unless, of course, you would be willing to make a sizable contributionÂ….

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 04:42 PM (GEICT)

122 Sounds like a good response to me on the part of Cotton. I don't see the problem.

Posted by: mama winger's iPad at December 04, 2013 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)

123 We should all agree that America is better off when all our public officials in both parties have the humility to seek guidance from God," Cotton campaign spokesman David Ray told The Hill. Trap set. Bait taken. When will they learn? They will ALWAYS bring up Women/Abortion and Religion/God as an attack point. It's all they've got. And, now, they used it. Lesson learned GOP? Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 04:43 PM (IXrOn)

124 > *moves AR from EXTREMELY likely R to just REALLY REALLY likely R*< minor kerfluffle no one will remember next week

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 04:43 PM (dsgCY)

125 116 alexthechick, Majesty get a revolving line of credit with Hagen-Daz instead.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 04, 2013 04:43 PM (9jfyN)

126 dude, that's some hatin' on tha south. just sayin'

Posted by: rocksalot at December 04, 2013 04:44 PM (vV6rF)

127 The episode prior to that where she kidnaps Shaw, shows her putting a G18 underneath a park bench for later. She mows down a dozen bad guys with it, one-handed. --------------- I just want Shaw to cave in her skull with a sharp piece of brick. And then go have a burrito for lunch.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:44 PM (JDIKC)

128 Yea, people will definitely forget all about Obamacare by next fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2013 04:44 PM (g1DWB)

129 Oh, eff off, geh. Cotton could have said something other than attacking his own party. Instead, he denounces them. Cotton could have made a stand. Or, kept his mouth shut and let the whole thing slide by. Instead, Pryor now has a twofer. Pryor gets to question Cottons association with the RNSC and gets to question why Cotton would allow someone to question Pryor's sincerity.

Posted by: Blake at December 04, 2013 04:44 PM (M1cQU)

130 Rejoice, for our long national nightmare has ended with the arrival of Siamese Twin porn!

http://youtu.be/oFkL605m1-o
(safe for work trailer)

via Screenjunkies

Posted by: Eng can cook at December 04, 2013 04:45 PM (R6JT1)

131
The RNSC guys are trying to play a national game, but its a state election.
Posted by: blaster



That's the problem.  There's more to 2014 than just Arkansas.  30 odd other Senate seats, the House, the state seats and what have you. No "I" in TEAM and all that.

Taking a Scott Brown "save your own butt and devil take the rest" position  isn't necessarily constructive, especially when you're dissin' the guys who are in part paying for your campaign.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 04:45 PM (kdS6q)

132 Thank you for pointing out that PoI has jumped the shark. Now this stupid Root twat is a ripoff of fucking "Chuck", except instead of having a burst of images from the Intersect in her head, she has The Machine injecting her skull with Sooper Soldier competence through a Bluetooth earbud. Goddamn, she is one annoying bitch. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 08:26 PM (JDIKC) Shhhh! I think Ace is sweet on her...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 04:45 PM (kkbgQ)

133 my only complaint with PoI is Reese's mumbling

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:45 PM (IngfV)

134 Silence can be ones best friend. The best form of defense. Let the offense simmer and fizzle out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 04:46 PM (IXrOn)

135 I just want Shaw to cave in her skull with a sharp piece of brick. And then go have a burrito for lunch. You dummy! I just want Shaw to cave in her skull with a sharp piece of brick. rub her body down with coconut oil and spend the episode scissoring. And then go have a burrito for lunch.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:46 PM (doBIb)

136 The N/A-theists, as usual, have no comment on this matter.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 04, 2013 04:46 PM (54dkR)

137 In the comics Ras Al Ghul could be resurrected in the so called " Lazarus Pit".Nolan doesn't seem to have wanted to include that kind of stuff.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2013 04:47 PM (zqvg6)

138 my favorite character on the show is the German Shepherd

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:47 PM (IngfV)

139 I like the fixer chick. Cougarlicious.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:48 PM (doBIb)

140 Shhhh! I think Ace is sweet on her... Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 08:45 PM (kkbgQ) --------------- Oh, he is. But I've been ignoring his taste in women since he started talking up Zooey Deschanel.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:48 PM (JDIKC)

141 126 dude, that's some hatin' on tha south. just sayin' If the south broke away from the union today, 35 states would join including my own- Arizona. The north needs the south much more than the south needs the north. The people in New England and the left coast would do well to understand that.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:48 PM (zeV2E)

142 Yeah, we get it - Cotton's a Republican.  Big deal.  Pryor has a 100% pro-ObamaCare voting record.  Everybody gets abortion and contraception coverage thanks to Mark Pryor.  Mark Pryor says "You're Welcome!"

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 04:48 PM (HjPtV)

143 Carter has nice lady pecs.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:48 PM (IngfV)

144 "It would have been best if Akin owned up..."

But he didn't, so there's no "Both sides" here.  That was all on Akin.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 04, 2013 04:49 PM (qiXMt)

145 Carter has had nice lady pecs.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:49 PM (doBIb)

146 You dummy! -------------- NO. I would withhold my essence from her.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:50 PM (JDIKC)

147 Something happen to them?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:50 PM (IngfV)

148 Hey!  I kind of like the Root character on PoI.  I mean, I find her interesting, and I want to see what's going to happen between her, Harold, and the machine.

As for the shooting perfectly thing...yeah, suspension of disbelief and all, but if you had an all seeing presence in your ear telling you when exactly to pull the trigger, you probably wouldn't miss much either.

Posted by: Gman at December 04, 2013 04:50 PM (UkbKS)

149 I would withhold my essence from her. I would make them both look like a Krispy Kreme donut.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:50 PM (doBIb)

150 You're one sick fuck.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:51 PM (IngfV)

151 Thank you for pointing out that PoI has jumped the shark. Now this stupid Root twat is a ripoff of fucking "Chuck", except instead of having a burst of images from the Intersect in her head, she has The Machine injecting her skull with Sooper Soldier competence through a Bluetooth earbud.

Goddamn, she is one annoying bitch.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 08:26 PM (JDIKC)


Coming in January:  Chuck but Serious You Guys.

http://youtu.be/gsXdFtz2mi8


It looks utterly idiotic but Josh Holloway shooting things will get me to watch.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)

152 147 Something happen to them? You didn't see last week?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:51 PM (doBIb)

153 I would make them both look like a Krispy Kreme donut. Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 08:50 PM (doBIb) Dammit, now we're gonna have the NJ Fat Boy stomping through the comments.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

154 " Isn't Tom Cotton a character in Lord of the Rings? A farmer I believe he was.
Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe."

I think you mean Tom Bombadil, portrayed by Brian Denehey.

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 04:52 PM (BpTC0)

155 "137 In the comics Ras Al Ghul could be resurrected in the so called " Lazarus Pit".Nolan doesn't seem to have wanted to include that kind of stuff." I loved those movies... I hated Man of Steel though.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 04:52 PM (zeV2E)

156 116 >> It isn't even 2014 yet and I'm already sick of hearing about the 2014 elections.
 
Suck it up, buttercup. Besides, now that you have guaranteed health insurance you can get a new liver. Maybe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 04:52 PM (wNF3N)

157 I think you mean Tom Bombadil, portrayed by Brian Denehey. I believe he portrayed Middle Earth.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 04:53 PM (doBIb)

158 Do you think Revolution would be better if they could do gratuitous noodie shots? I do.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:53 PM (IngfV)

159 Awesome! http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/2893070006001/is-obamacare-better-for-the-country/ Vice Provost for Global Initiatives Ezekiel Emanuel and FBNÂ’s Charles Payne weigh in on ObamaCare.

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 04:53 PM (VIaw0)

160 Those Tea Partiers attacked a decent Christian man.


MOAR HALO!!

Posted by: Arkansas LIVs at December 04, 2013 04:54 PM (5ikDv)

161 Maybe Cotton as the guy on the ground knows what he should do and not the national party. Personally being from East Texas I think that this is a stupid line of attack. The Cotton already has the super religious bible vote, he is reaching out to the general muddle in the middle and they don't like this. But then what do I know about it, other than having a grandma from Arkansas and having lots of ties to the last Democratic county in East Texas.... This is a long game, and Pryor was flailing till now. If voters wanted ideological and intellectual purity they would never have voted for Pryor in the first place.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2013 04:55 PM (fbrwf)

162 You didn't see last week? No. But I think I know what happens now.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 04:55 PM (IngfV)

163 Wait.... the O just said that he would spend the rest of his term working on Wealth disparity (wealth redistribution)... Yesterday he said he was spending the rest of his term working on Obamacare... Tacit admission that O'care IS Wealth redistribution?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 04:55 PM (lZBBB)

164 They should make bumper stickers,

"I'm pickin' Cotton!"

Because that's really creative and shit.


Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 04:55 PM (YWXTN)

165 I would be surprised if Arkansas voters give a shit about this. But then, I'm always surprised at how stupid people are. Posted by: Mr Estrada at December 04, 2013 08:05 PM (qmOgr) Hell, I live in Arkansas and I didn't hear a thing about it. This will make little to no difference in the election. It's just too "inside baseball". Despite being a red state since 2000, we only flipped the legislature to the Rs in 2012. Until 2010, the Dems controlled both houses and every state-wide elected office except John Boozeman's seat. At the local level in most parts, you don't run for office unless you are a D. I rarely get to vote for things like mayor or county judge because there are no R candidates, so the primary decides everything. Pryor has been elected to every position because of his daddy. Cotton is a one-termer from the House. if he pulls it off, it will be abloodbath across the country. Short of that, he has a chance, but I don't think its a good one.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at December 04, 2013 04:57 PM (uzmcT)

166 The website is fixed.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 04:57 PM (Dwehj)

167 I've picked cotton before.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 04:57 PM (0HooB)

168 It looks utterly idiotic but Josh Holloway shooting things will get me to watch. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 08:51 PM (Gk3SS) ------------------ So, his superpower is that he has Google Glass in his head? Or is it that he can look at the tightly stretched leather covering Marg Helgenberger's skeleton without screaming?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 04:57 PM (JDIKC)

169 >>>>>Taking a Scott Brown "save your own butt and devil take the rest" position isn't necessarily constructive, especially when you're dissin' the guys who are in part paying for your campaign. Of course having the guys who are in part paying for your campaign saying something that you see as potentially harmful to your campaign isn't constructive either.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2013 04:57 PM (m/Bi8)

170 >>>Isn't Tom Cotton a character in Lord of the Rings? A farmer I believe he was.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe."

I think you mean Tom Bombadil, portrayed by Brian Denehey.

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 08:52 PM (BpTC0)<<<


No, no, no. Tom Cotton was the guy from the Scream Movies that was wrongly accused of murder, played by Liev Schrieber.

Posted by: trust me, I know at December 04, 2013 04:58 PM (bvtgt)

171 They should make bumper stickers,

"I'm pickin' Cotton!"

That's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Andrea Brazier at December 04, 2013 04:58 PM (vgH+s)

172 So, his superpower is that he has Google Glass in his head? Or is it that he can look at the tightly stretched leather covering Marg Helgenberger's skeleton without screaming? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 04, 2013 08:57 PM (JDIKC)


Little from column A, little from column B . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 04:58 PM (Gk3SS)

173 SNL special on at 9. Seldom do you see viewer advisories for "strong coarse language" & "intensely suggestive dialogue" in a Christmas show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:00 PM (DmNpO)

174 I'm surprise the Ewok hasn't been seen in the back ground of one of POI episodes. He'd be a good extra.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 05:00 PM (kkbgQ)

175

Pryor's new found devotion to Jesus, or, as Pryor calls him, "The Jay Man,"

Did I miss it or has no one here taken exception to Pryor's referring to the Savior by reducing his name to common, cheap slang?

Posted by: soggybottom at December 04, 2013 05:00 PM (+60zx)

176 Shouldn't we just stop talking about the Bible and talk about RAPE, that's always worked for us in the past.

Posted by: robtr at December 04, 2013 05:01 PM (rTgOf)

177 Oy F'ing vey.  Such meshuga.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2013 05:01 PM (VxV3H)

178 Tom Cotton was Rosie Cottons' pa , the one that married Samwise . I denounce myself .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:01 PM (XWw96)

179 Isn't Tom Cotton a character in Lord of the Rings? A farmer I believe he was.
Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe

Ready to have your mind blown?  Tom Cotton is the name of a stuntman who is in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.  *finishes urinating in a jar, puts the lid back on, turns the volume back up on the tv*

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:01 PM (YWXTN)

180 *bored* *streaks through blog*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

181 *bored*

*streaks through blog* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS6I-dEO9W8

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:03 PM (YWXTN)

182 174 I'm surprise the Ewok hasn't been seen in the back ground of one of POI episodes. He'd be a good extra. Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 09:00 PM (kkbgQ) "Mr. Reese, we have a new number. A blogger who makes his living writing for smart, military blogs and accosting hobos."

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 05:03 PM (doBIb)

183 116 It isn't even 2014 yet and I'm already sick of hearing about the 2014 elections. I'm gonna need a better liver. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) That's kind of where I was at in 2011 about the 2012 elections.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2013 05:03 PM (sdi6R)

184 I feel like a teenage girl continuing to watch American Horror Story but it's not like there is anything else on the tube.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 05:03 PM (kkbgQ)

185 Good move by Cotton that essentially gives him both sides of this non-issue. The NRSC gets to point out Pryor's laughable desperation, while Cotton gets to take the high road and blunt Pryor's moronic outrage. It's a two-fer. I kinda like this Machiavellian analysis. Besides, Pryor has to double-down on the Jesus thing and Cotton must know that Pryor's voting history would not be so amenable to this. But damn I am sick and tired of Democrats being victims all the time.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2013 05:04 PM (T0NGe)

186 *bored*

*streaks through blog* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)


Too bad you missed the ginger I posted earlier.  


*wanders off*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:04 PM (Gk3SS)

187 Didn't Pryor die in a freebasing oops ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:04 PM (XWw96)

188 >>>*streaks through blog* Bannion, you still got that eyebleach handy? It's kind of an emergency.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:04 PM (eQJwb)

189 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS6I-dEO9W8 Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 09:03 PM (YWXTN) Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

190 "Mr. Reese, we have a new number. A blogger who makes his living writing for smart, military blogs and accosting hobos." Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:03 PM (doBIb) It would certainly work: who's the perp and who's the victim? Ewok vs. Hobo.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 05:05 PM (kkbgQ)

191 remember when we were gonna run Herb Cain? heh

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:05 PM (IngfV)

192 Too bad you missed the ginger I posted earlier. *wanders off* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:04 PM (Gk3SS) You want pics/video of me at the recital? Give up the ginger.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

193  Nothing matters anymore.  Amnesty will finish the Republican party.

Posted by: Dan in Michigan at December 04, 2013 05:06 PM (Jb9NO)

194 Had to read this post again. I tend to agree that Cotton should axe Pryor WTF? Over. He maybe could've thrown in some dig about Pryor willing to say anything to get elected. Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:06 PM (0HooB)

195 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS6I-dEO9W8
Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 09:03 PM (YWXTN)


Hahahahahaha. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

It just never gets old.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:07 PM (YWXTN)

196 Only 20 days until the most dismal Christmas since 1929!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 05:07 PM (Dwehj)

197 holy shit we musta looked like fools Human Cain, Noot, chinaman Huntsman, Ron Paul, Sweater Vest, and Mitt. We were destined for FAIL from the getgo.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (IngfV)

198 "remember when we were gonna run Herb Cain?

heh "

You wanna try that again?


Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (BpTC0)

199 I can save O-care!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (q4QfH)

200 Pryor is the incumbent right? The NSRC is supporting his primary challenger?

If so, just what in the hell did Pryor do to get on bMitch's bad side?

I think the rat got out of the trap somehow.

Posted by: John and Mitch at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (nkPV9)

201 Pleasure to burn.

Posted by: Jose Camel at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (R6JT1)

202 oh and T-Paw, who quit the day after he entered

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (IngfV)

203 Only 20 days until the most dismal Christmas since 1929!
Posted by: Prez'nit 404

Well that's just because the shopping season was so much closer to Thanksgiving.  So...

Posted by: The MSM spinning like mad men at December 04, 2013 05:08 PM (YWXTN)

204 You want pics/video of me at the recital?

Give up the ginger. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT)


Sheesh so demanding.


http://bit.ly/IEOyVs

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:09 PM (Gk3SS)

205 Fucking Democrat scum.

Posted by: WOW at December 04, 2013 05:09 PM (6j8ke)

206 Bachmann was the best of the bunch.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:09 PM (IngfV)

207 Pryor is the incumbent right? The NSRC is supporting his primary challenger? *** Pryor is a Dem

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:10 PM (DmNpO)

208 Ginger bewbs!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 05:10 PM (doBIb)

209 Tom Cotton: Hi, I'm Tom Cotton. I'm in charge here. The Media: Not anymore.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 04, 2013 05:10 PM (4/o9U)

210 Sheesh so demanding. http://bit.ly/IEOyVs Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:09 PM (Gk3SS) I have that one bookmarked. Never had the chance to use it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:10 PM (GEICT)

211 AtC,
That girl should cover-up(is that you?), she could very well get a fatal chest-cold...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 05:11 PM (BpTC0)

212 "Pryor is a Dem"

Thanks for clarifying that. Now I could care even less than I did before.

Posted by: John and Mitch at December 04, 2013 05:11 PM (nkPV9)

213 208 Ginger bewbs!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:10 PM (doBIb)




Have you recovered from the hawt ginger at the Smoking Gun?  You know, the one who blew up her vagina with the glass meth pipe.



  



*runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:12 PM (lVPtV)

214 >>>Sheesh so demanding. She seems nice. In other news, Princess finally stopped her screaming.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:12 PM (eQJwb)

215 The Recital training is still going on? Man, that's turning into the Bataan Death March of prancing Daddies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:13 PM (oFCZn)

216 Have you recovered from the hawt ginger at the Smoking Gun? You know, the one who blew up her vagina with the glass meth pipe. *frowny face*

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 05:13 PM (doBIb)

217 I must get busy on my next "income equality" tirade. Goin' full on Marxist, baby.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 05:13 PM (Dwehj)

218 Lunatic Fringe is on the radio. What a weird song. Way too much electronic keyboard.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:14 PM (IngfV)

219 AtC,
That girl should cover-up(is that you?), she could very well get a fatal chest-cold...
Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 09:11 PM (BpTC0)


I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!


No.   No, that is not me. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:14 PM (Gk3SS)

220 OT:  This new movie, American Hustle,  is about Abscam,  right?  Six  democrats and one republican convicted.  So did Hollywood make them republicans or do they just not mention political parties?

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:14 PM (YWXTN)

221 The Recital training is still going on? Man, that's turning into the Bataan Death March of prancing Daddies. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 09:13 PM (oFCZn) This was the 3rd practice. Another tomorrow. Couple next week. Recital next Saturday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

222 He be gettin' down wit de Jay Man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (BrrWI)

223 obama just doing what he do: rousing the rabble

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (IngfV)

224 *frowny face*

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:13 PM (doBIb)


I want it duly noted for the record that I am better than BC.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

225 Sheesh so demanding.


http://bit.ly/IEOyVs
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch

Remember that memory eraser thing in MiB?  I think someone just used it on me.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (HjPtV)

226 219 AtC, That girl should cover-up(is that you?), she could very well get a fatal chest-cold... Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 09:11 PM (BpTC0) I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! No. No, that is not me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:14 PM (Gk3SS) It is if we concentrate really hard.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (AO9UG)

227 The Pope's on my speed dial.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 05:15 PM (Dwehj)

228 Yeah, but I've blocked your number.

Posted by: The Pope at December 04, 2013 05:16 PM (nsOJa)

229 eman,

+1!

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 05:16 PM (BpTC0)

230

Future predictions:

 

- Dingy gets his 60 in 2014.  It also means that, without seating any of the Senators elected in 2016, the Rats will have a quorum.

 

- In 2017, before they seat the incoming Senators, Dingy changes the Senate rules to allow a simple majority to officially change any rule.

 

- In the lame duck between the election that tosses the Rats out of the majority and the swearing-in of said Senators, Dingy reinstates the filibuster, requires 2/3rds majority of all possible Senators (not just 2/3rds of the seated Senators) to overrule the chair, and requires 2/3rds majority of all possible Senators to change the rules.

 

Fuck you very much, NRSC.

Posted by: steveegg at December 04, 2013 05:17 PM (o44nj)

231 Here AtC, not a ginger, but Dita and Scarlett. http://lchan.org/rezu/src/1247125800122.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:17 PM (GEICT)

232 The Pope's on my speed dial.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404

The fuck... ? *brp*

Posted by: The Pope at December 04, 2013 05:17 PM (YWXTN)

233 >>>I want it duly noted for the record that I am better than BC. That's like saying "I want it duly noted for the record that bacon is better than herpes." Sure, it's true, but there's really no need to point it out.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:17 PM (eQJwb)

234 I want it duly noted for the record that I am better than BC. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:15 PM (Gk3SS) That seemed an odd jump.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:18 PM (GEICT)

235
Weird, Breitbart plays "name that party".

http://tinyurl.com/m2m9ucj

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 05:18 PM (caCiW)

236 Yeah, but I've blocked your number.

You didn't like the Best of Barack Vol. III DVD collection Michelle and I sent you?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 05:18 PM (Dwehj)

237 btw, E Warren assured everyone today she will not seek the D nom in '16. phew! I was really worried after seeing her get 7% support from Leftists on that CNN poll.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:18 PM (IngfV)

238 Thank gawd Alan Colmes is not an in-law of mine.  I've got some stupid Obamabots, but they don't have purple lips and look like the un-dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:19 PM (lVPtV)

239 Here AtC, not a ginger, but Dita and Scarlett.

http://lchan.org/rezu/src/1247125800122.jpg Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT)


I'll allow it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:19 PM (Gk3SS)

240

  Rosie Cotton was the daughter of Tolman (Tom) Cotton in the Lord of the Rings...

 

  Tom Cotton!  Bitchez.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 04, 2013 05:19 PM (cVMdY)

241 The fuck??

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

242 Megyn is bitch-slapping Colmes. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:20 PM (lVPtV)

243 Why don't these idiots just campaign for their opponents?

Posted by: name at December 04, 2013 05:20 PM (KqnY1)

244 I've had bacon before.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:20 PM (0HooB)

245 OT: This new movie, American Hustle, is about Abscam, right? Six democrats and one republican convicted. So did Hollywood make them republicans or do they just not mention political parties? *** The movie is billed as fiction and I can't really see why they reference ABSCAM at all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

246 - In 2017, before they seat the incoming Senators, Dingy changes the Senate rules to allow a simple majority to officially change any rule. - In the lame duck between the election that tosses the Rats out of the majority and the swearing-in of said Senators, Dingy reinstates the filibuster, requires 2/3rds majority of all possible Senators (not just 2/3rds of the seated Senators) to overrule the chair, and requires 2/3rds majority of all possible Senators to change the rules. Fuck you very much, NRSC. Posted by: steveegg at December 04, 2013 09:17 PM (o44nj) The 2017 part just happened with the nuclear option.

Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2013 05:22 PM (MpP9p)

247 If Harold broke into Pixy it might work better, or The Machine would lose it's ampersands.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 05:22 PM (DL2i+)

248 Dunno how many of y'all are TV watchers, but I have never seen as many commercials for federal government programs as I have this last 18 months. They were simply never on TV before assface came in. Anyone else notice?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 04, 2013 05:23 PM (4/o9U)

249 *puts ear to ground* ONT come soon. Many boobehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:24 PM (0HooB)

250 I want it duly noted for the record that I am better than BC.

Posted by: Cartiercheap at December 04, 2013 05:24 PM (ZDrUB)

251
This new movie, American Hustle, is about Abscam, right? Six democrats and one republican convicted. So did Hollywood make them republicans or do they just not mention political parties?
Posted by: Dang



Apparently that Capitol Hill scandal has been morphed in the movie to a corrupt Camden New Jersey mayor.

So, guess.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 05:24 PM (kdS6q)

252 Who gives a fuck? This is a deep red state, and if the voters there are too fucking stupid to vote for a DEM, no matter what bullshit "controversy" is swirling, they deserve what they get! They deserve Obamacare! You fucking morons in red states who elect far left liberals and then act shocked when you get Obamacare! You make me sick! Oh on another note, Montana, what the fuck are you doing? You want free shit, huh? Rugged tough blah blah bullshit. You want free shit form the liberal overlords. How much longer will you keep TESTER!?

Posted by: Dan at December 04, 2013 05:24 PM (gR5OX)

253 Why do you neglect me so after all the love I've written you, bro?

Posted by: Pueblo Colorado at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (R6JT1)

254 @249 , Heart .... Soars ...like eagle .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (XWw96)

255 The Machine would lose it's ampersands.

I'm going with this one...

Posted by: Gman at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (UkbKS)

256 Anyone else notice? Posted by: The Mega Independent



I don't watch enough to notice.  But I'm not surprised.

But remember when Obama criticized pharmaceutical companies for advertising so much?  I do.  Man,  I hate TFG.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (YWXTN)

257 Lots of radio ads, too, even during Rush. From stroke prevention to landlord discrimination. All bullshit.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (IngfV)

258 Ah..., here's a game we can play..., Call the ONT. Closest guess to time of first post wins a virtual T-Shirt. I'm calling 10:03

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

259 This new movie, American Hustle, is about Abscam, right? It's not about disco? Count me out...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:26 PM (0HooB)

260 I could watch my Best of... collection for hours on end. I always skip over the umbrella and Lady Schwinn scenes but other than that, I never tire of seeing me.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 04, 2013 05:26 PM (Dwehj)

261 I'm calling 10:03 Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 09:25 PM (aDwsi) 10:12

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

262 >I guess they didn't clear this with the candidate Tom Cotton. < all together now: the rnsc sux because of cantor's aides running mcconnell's outfit

Posted by: newrouter at December 04, 2013 05:26 PM (dsgCY)

263 9:15 Central Time

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:26 PM (oFCZn)

264 210 Sheesh so demanding. http://bit.ly/IEOyVs Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:09 PM (Gk3SS) I have that one bookmarked. Never had the chance to use it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT) I work in a printing shop, and today I printed a postcard for an insurance adjuster company that featured an astonishing and most delectable ginger with incredibly mischievous eyes. I'd love to share, but I can't. She's apparently an employee there, not a professional model. I'm thinking about setting my house on fire, though.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2013 05:27 PM (sdi6R)

265 10:07

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:27 PM (0HooB)

266 As regards the duly noted comments about BC , relax , It was always implied .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:27 PM (XWw96)

267 You fucking morons in red states who elect far left liberals and then act shocked when you get Obamacare! ----------------------- And Hillary, and Chu, and Kerry, and Hagel, and Foxx, and Watt, and as-yet-to-be-named Supremes. , and the toadies in all of the bureaucratic positions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

268 >>>The fuck?? The hour-long screaming fit from Princess might have emfuckened my humor sensors.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:29 PM (eQJwb)

269 *ahem* I'll just say thisÂ…anyone else here married to a former NFL cheerleader? No? *smug*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

270 Oh, he is. But I've been ignoring his taste in women since he started talking up Zooey Deschanel. You mean Emily Blunt, Siwan Morris, Mia Kirshner, Katie Featherston, Katy Perry?

Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2013 05:29 PM (z9q+b)

271 Apparently there's this thing called the SNAP program. I just fast forwarded through one that aired in the daytime, no doubt letting daytime (wink, wink) viewers know how they can "take advantage".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 04, 2013 05:29 PM (4/o9U)

272 The hour-long screaming fit from Princess might have emfuckened my humor sensors. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 09:29 PM (eQJwb) The youngest drunken midget has come out of her room at least 3 times so far. I'm considering returning her to her room by her toes if she comes out again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

273 I'll just say thisÂ…anyone else here married to a former NFL cheerleader?

I believe the woman who plays Shaw on PoI was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at some point...


Posted by: Still talking about PoI at December 04, 2013 05:30 PM (UkbKS)

274 Ace's type is Parker Posey. Serious u guys.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2013 05:30 PM (IngfV)

275 I'm thinking about setting my house on fire, though. Well played.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2013 05:31 PM (4+AaH)

276 Nothing wrong with Parker Posey.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2013 05:32 PM (H3RPX)

277 I bet Maet is lurking. And laughing his ass off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:32 PM (0HooB)

278 Oh and Zooey Deschanel? Like you wouldn't?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2013 05:32 PM (4+AaH)

279 Gal Gadot has been picked to play Wonder Woman in the Batman/Superman flick.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (AO9UG)

280 That's amazing.  How does Bill Burton speak with Obama's dick in his mouth? 

Posted by: dogfish at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (nsOJa)

281 Do you really think Pryor's changed the trajectory with this? Is it trajectory if it is shooting straight into the ground? That's ok, you can panic and calm down many times before the election. Cotton's "Washington allies". Ha ha ha.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (l7oVN)

282 >>>I'm considering returning her to her room by her toes if she comes out again. Don't. That will bring on the giggles, and she'll be out every five minutes to do it again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (eQJwb)

283 I'll just say thisÂ…anyone else here married to a former NFL cheerleader? Well I have the linked pic of former Dallas cheerleader Sarah Shahi as my desktop, so by Obamacare standards, I am "more or less" married to her.

Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (z9q+b)

284 *ahem*


I'll just say thisÂ…anyone else here married to a former NFL cheerleader?

No?

*smug* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)


You know all those things I have wished to occur to Ryan?  


Yeah.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

285 I played Wonder Woman at bandcamp .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:34 PM (XWw96)

286 Only a miracle can save us now!

Posted by: History of the World Part One at December 04, 2013 05:34 PM (sZBpq)

287 Oh and Zooey Deschanel? Like you wouldn't? Posted by: blaster That Quirky Gurl shit is getting old. Fast. Like the lines in her face. ( mike drop )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 04, 2013 05:34 PM (uCNam)

288 ONT guess: 9:57 p.m. eastern.

Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2013 05:35 PM (MpP9p)

289 OT - A Distant Eden by Lloyd Tackett is free on kindle right now, for those who enjoy SHTF future fiction....

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at December 04, 2013 05:35 PM (Bjpw6)

290 Don't. That will bring on the giggles, and she'll be out every five minutes to do it again. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 09:33 PM (eQJwb) I'm pretty sure that 35lbs suspended by her pinky toes won't result in giggles. If so, the next time it's the ears.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

291 Ace gettin the "MF" on... get it out brother.  We've got claymores on the perimeter so go bananas.  Yer good. 

We just need ATC on QRF.

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 05:35 PM (x3YFz)

292 You know all those things I have wished to occur to Ryan? Yeah. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS) What Ryan are we talking about?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

293 Fill those lines with love spackle
it's a bass mouth I can't tackle

Posted by: Floating on a wallboard barge at December 04, 2013 05:36 PM (R6JT1)

294 I never went to camp. My family was to poor. Can I have some money please?

Posted by: GMB at December 04, 2013 05:37 PM (nkPV9)

295 What Ryan are we talking about? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 09:36 PM (GEICT)


Cake Girl's Ryan.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

296 Brent,
Remind her that;
"I brought you in to this world, and I can take you out."
Okay,
that would probably work better when she is 15-16.
Never mind...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 05:38 PM (BpTC0)

297 293 Fill those lines with love spackle
it's a bass mouth I can't tackle

Posted by: Floating on a wallboard barge at December 04, 2013 09:36 PM (R6JT1)

Are those lyrics from a song or a personal nightmare?

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 05:38 PM (x3YFz)

298 Cake Girl's Ryan. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:37 PM (Gk3SS) Ahhhh. Well. Careful now, I could take you out of the will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

299 "I brought you in to this world, and I can take you out." Okay, that would probably work better when she is 15-16. Never mind... Posted by: ChrisP at December 04, 2013 09:38 PM (BpTC0) Lol. Yeah, she's 3. That one would likely be lost on her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

300 Cake Girl's Ryan.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch.

She's finished the last case of Yorkies.  I can tell.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 05:40 PM (HjPtV)

301 Fill those lines with love spackle
it's a bass mouth I can't tackle

There are only two things a good welder can't join:
The crack of dawn and a broken heart.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 04, 2013 05:41 PM (kxSZr)

302 Speaking of ankle biters, with Amazon's new delivery service, millions of parents just got off the hook on the "Where did I come from?" question. "The drone brought you."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:41 PM (0HooB)

303 Unless Cotton wants to go into the SoCon idiocy that cost Mourdock and Akin (ie rape and abortion) Pryor is toast.

Posted by: Uniden at December 04, 2013 05:42 PM (pS6g3)

304 Backwards Boy- IÂ’m glad you found a job. How is it going? Carol

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:42 PM (z4WKX)

305 Not to worry. Cotton has the race sewed up so snugly that he can claim he is offended by these attacks on Pryor's new-found religiosity.

Posted by: Banjo at December 04, 2013 05:42 PM (lMtGt)

306 There are only two things a good welder can't join: The crack of dawn and a broken heart. Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 04, 2013 09:41 PM (kxSZr) Can't do a butt crack either I'm guessing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:43 PM (oFCZn)

307 This thread?  Still?

*drums fingers*

Oh, and I need a hug.  I was surrounded by screaming ankle biters at an event tonight. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:46 PM (lVPtV)

308 Can't do a butt crack either I'm guessing.

I'm willing to give it a go, do you want me to use the wire welder or the TIG on you?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 04, 2013 05:46 PM (kxSZr)

309 ???

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:46 PM (XWw96)

310 It's Arkansas. Never forget that we elected the actual Elmer Gantry as Governor.
(yeah, I'm not Breitbart. I don't have 5 hours to read all the other comments...)

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at December 04, 2013 05:46 PM (kQkvK)

311 Carol: I'm having a lot of fun. I work with 5 guys: two play guitar, one plays drums and the two more play bass. The work part is fairly easy, I'm running the shop, but didn't find that out until the first day. I hope I pass the audition...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:47 PM (0HooB)

312 Pryor supported Zerocare. He is fucking history here. Fucking socialist cocksucker. He can share a dust bin of history with Blank Stare Blanche.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2013 05:48 PM (yc0vz)

313 As long as you read the posts , Mr Hamm , as long as you read the posts .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2013 05:49 PM (XWw96)

314 Senator Menendez had an elementary school named after him today. You can't make this shit up anymore. Parallel universe.

Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2013 05:50 PM (X/4E9)

315 Oh, and I need a hug. I was surrounded by screaming ankle biters at an event tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:46 PM (lVPtV)


*hugs*


Booze?   I have Val U Rite and Val U Rite. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:50 PM (Gk3SS)

316

  Pryor should be toast.

 

  If you like your plan you can keep your plan.  If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.  This plan will reduce the cost of insurance by 2500 dollars a year.  This plan won't add one dime to the debt.  Lies all around.  Gotta pass this plan to find out what's in it...

 

  Just keep pointing out that Obamacare is costing middle class people 4 or 5 grand more a year...and Pryor voted for it...and doesn't seem to be all that interested in repealing it....

  Just keep pointing out that Obama and Pryor (who wasn't outraged about it) wanted to arm our friendly radical Islamist enemies in Syria to overthrow the Syrian gov... and send in troops to train terrorists...hey!... this should work on John McCain also...when the time comes.....

 

  SOON.

Posted by: Oh for God's sake at December 04, 2013 05:50 PM (cVMdY)

317 Booze? I have Val U Rite and Val U Rite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:50 PM (Gk3SS)




Can I have it in an IV?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:51 PM (lVPtV)

318 There is a zen like balance between this thread and the preceding Purp post on the toilet that reports your shit to the NSA.

Posted by: MTF at December 04, 2013 05:52 PM (qCtp4)

319 Booze? I have Val U Rite and Val U Rite. With a Guinness chaser. Please to be checking your USB port.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:52 PM (0HooB)

320 Can I have it in an IV?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:51 PM (lVPtV)


Mais naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (Gk3SS)

321 "303 Unless Cotton wants to go into the SoCon idiocy that cost Mourdock and Akin (ie rape and abortion) Pryor is toast." Get ready for questions like this from the media: "Mr. Cotton, if your daughters were gang-raped by AIDS infected al-Qaidea members while on board a swastika covered zeppelin, would you force your daughter to bring up the triplets are practicing Sunnis and more importantly would you circumcise those children without their consent and force them into a binary gender identity?" The proper response is of course: "Wait? A Zeppelin?" But seriously I wish the next time someone asks a Republican the rape question they just respond with "Fuck you."

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (zeV2E)

322 I am offended by Pryor calling Jesus the J Man! it shows he clearly has no respect for Jesus. GOP, learn to shut up!

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (z4WKX)

323 Dunno how many of y'all are TV watchers, but I have never seen as many commercials for federal government programs as I have this last 18 months. They were simply never on TV before assface came in. Anyone else notice? Posted by: The Mega Independent I've noticed there's a ton more. In fairness there were some before "assface" and they always oissed me off, wasting govt. (our) $$$ to get people to leech off of the govt. (us). Is there any truth to the story that there are ads running Mexico to tell them of benefits here? All a complete idiotic waste of money. In this day and age anyone w/ contact w/ other humans and any media exposure knows our govt. (us, not willingly on my part) will hand over bennies hand over fist. Welcome to Socialist Amerika.

Posted by: The Farmer at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (eBupg)

324 There is a zen like balance between this thread and the preceding Purp post on the toilet that reports your shit to the NSA. Posted by: MTF

With every flush, you leave a paper trail.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (HjPtV)

325 Mais naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:53 PM (Gk3SS)



Merci!  *rolls up sleeve*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV)

326 hope I pass the audition... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at December 04, 2013 09:47 PM (0HooB) When will you know BWB?

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:54 PM (z4WKX)

327
Basically Cotton just has to get the same voters as Boozman did, should be pretty easy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 05:55 PM (caCiW)

328 pre-ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:55 PM (DmNpO)

329 Obamacare is literally destroying this country's health care system. And what is the #1 burning topic? Jesus. Awesomeness!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (cALu3)

330 ONT up

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (oFCZn)

331 Non ONT thread up.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (eQJwb)

332 Senator Menendez had an elementary school named after him today. You can't make this shit up anymore. Parallel universe. Posted by: NCKate ------------------ Did they name it 'Black Tie Elementary' ? I always oppose naming *anything* after living folk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (aDwsi)

333 Yeah user error on my part. Get off my back I was blinded by the Pelosi pic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (oFCZn)

334 I'll just say thisÂ…anyone else here married to a former NFL cheerleader? My wife tried out for the Buffalo Jills when she was working as a cocktail waitress during college. Didn't make it.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (doBIb)

335 When will you know BWB? As soon as my direct supervisor tells me to bring in my toolboxes. Technically, there's a 90 day probationary period, but the guy they hired before me didn't make the cut. He was out in a month. On to the new thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (0HooB)

336 buncha clusterfuckers, this GOP. These are the guys we need more of to save the country?

Posted by: Normal man spitting on his hands at December 04, 2013 06:00 PM (agLwc)

337 Senator Menendez had an elementary school named after him today. You can't make this shit up anymore. Parallel universe. Posted by: NCKate did they name it Sen Menendez and Assorted Domican Whores?

Posted by: The Farmer at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (eBupg)

338 There's basically no way he can lose. Being respectful actually enhances his chances.

Posted by: MJ at December 04, 2013 06:41 PM (PRPp1)

339 Reid can make all the Senate rules that he wants to. If/when the GOP takes over, they can ignore those rules and make their own. The key question is: Would the GOP have the balls to do it? Yeah, thought not.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at December 04, 2013 07:14 PM (1j9qS)

340 Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 08:16 PM (zeV2E) There are far more liberal mainstream denominations than the United Methodist Church. The standard in the "Book of Discipline" is that the practice of homosexuality is incompatible with the Christian faith and UM ministers cannot perform gay weddings. It's not to say they don't but they will be brought up on charges if they do so. That will not change in the UMC in the US unless there is a break in the denomination and since there are a lot of Methodists in others countries the view about homosexuality will not change anytime soon. There are not too many comparisons between the Quaker faith and the UM as the only doctrine of the Quakers is the inner light and the, peace testimony.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 07:21 PM (BC6cY)

341 Yes, the GOP, Party of the unforced errors. Christine O'Donnel or Todd Akin, anyone?

Posted by: rexbatt at December 04, 2013 07:58 PM (9NHfs)

342 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2013 09:56 PM (cALu3) It's not the burning topic. It's one post on a thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 08:15 PM (BC6cY)

343 There was no way Todd Akin was going to lose, until he decided to start talking about rape...

Posted by: rexbatt at December 04, 2013 08:18 PM (9NHfs)

344 The NRSC should refrain from issuing statements on races without at least giving the Republican candidate a heads-up. 

Sure, Pryor is a hypocrite, but his defense was very predictable in the Bible Belt.  It's probably too far out from the election to make any difference, but this is the sort of misstep that could cost a close race if committed in the final days.

Posted by: Adjoran at December 04, 2013 09:38 PM (473jB)

345 Hi, I'm an Arkie and follow local politics fairly closely. Pryor's not a bad guy (we shared locker space at the downtown Y for several years before it closed), but he's toast this time around in Arkansas. The GOP can always screw up a steel bar, but they'd really have to work overtime to overcome the general disaffection that Pryor is facing (excluding true believers, of course). Arkansas seems to have about had it with democrats in general and political dynasty families in particular. There are very good reasons that Bildo and Hillary! rarely return to Arkansas.

Posted by: Jay Wills at December 05, 2013 04:57 AM (g98Pg)

346

This actually sets up well.  A third party gets to call this an out and out fraud, which of course that is, is that fucker Pryor holding on his Bible everytime PP commits an abortion, paid for by his favorite law obamacare?

 

But Cotton can come in and say, whoa foul play.  Even though one might suspect that Pryor's bible propaganda is bullshit, we need to respect all people's religious beliefs, and that criticism shouldn't be made.

 

I know my devotion to Jesus Christ is deep and I wouldn't want to be criticized for it.  Etc., etc.  Not a bad set up at all.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 05, 2013 05:14 AM (u+Dc+)

347 There was no way Todd Akin was going to lose, until he decided to start talking about rape... Posted by: rexbatt at December 05, 2013 12:18 AM (9NHfs) I think Akin was an NSA casualty. Mind you, there have been weirdo friends of Huckabee spouting this magical vagina theory before. but Akin had to know this wouldn't play. Notice his only campaign staff was family members and he had some ethics problems. I bet those problems went way deeper than any of us knew. McCaskill won him the nomination and then blackmailed him, and nothing his colleagues or friends could say would talk him down. Unless he was insane.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 05, 2013 07:49 AM (Y92Nd)

348 Ace,
As a former Arkansan and someone who actually knew Pryor's father and Mark's previous career, this is not going to be a big deal.  First, Mark won because his father was well liked and a good personal campaigner.  Mark is not.  He is stiff, prone to errors, and was basically a legacy guy like Lincoln Chafee in RI who was a pale shadow of his father. 

Nevertheless, the RSC would do well to vacate the imperial city and relocate in somewhere like St. Louis.  First, it would scare off many of the urbanite malleable campaign consultants who would never dare actually live in a red state.  Second, it would remove the bubble that these people live in so that they actually had to relate to real folks.  An alternate would be relocate to the state of the senator who chair the RSC and move around.  Who knows, it might actually teach them about the diversity of this country (which is not the same as vibrancy).

Posted by: wg at December 05, 2013 07:55 AM (UCd8k)

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