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June 20, 2013

Kate Upton, Topless on a Horse
— Ace

You're either going to hear about this from me, or from someone less responsible who won't be there to talk you through it and discuss the "context" of what you've just seen and what "feelings" you may be experiencing.

So it might as well be me.

The feeling you're feeling is very natural, and nothing to be ashamed about. When a man really loves a woman, you see, he sometimes feels the need to hit that shit like the fist of an angry god, and hit it unto the fires burn out from the heavens themselves.

And while we're on the general topic.

All links not really safe for work, but seriously, who could blame you?

Posted by: Ace at 12:46 PM | Comments (238)
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1 The Master is pleased.

Posted by: Torgo at June 20, 2013 12:48 PM (DAcx0)

2 This is a cruel trick, isn't it?

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 12:49 PM (MMC8r)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:49 PM (/PCJa)

Ace, I love you man.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at June 20, 2013 12:49 PM (0tHG6)

5 Ace knew we were going stroke out from the last post.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 12:49 PM (4Mv1T)

6 I'm so glad you're here to walk this through this, ace. Because I might be too frail for that.

Posted by: joncelli at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

7 Darn you, ace, I'm at work- and then I have to make a 3 hour round trip to pick up my kid from my parent's. I'm not going to get to look at this at all tonight.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (/PCJa)

Release the hounds!

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (O/fK8)

9 I just want the rest of you to know, I feel very left out.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (/PCJa)

10 Not even gonna click on that. Not gonna do it. It wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

Posted by: teej at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (xDlyw)

11 Also- nice hit-trolling.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:50 PM (/PCJa)

12 Star shaped nips? who knew?

Posted by: real joe at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (G2kTU)

13 I was afraid to click, but I had too.

PENIS STATUS : ERECT

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (v1mq9)

14 Walk US through this. See? Even with ace here I'm flustered.

Posted by: joncelli at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

15 Posted by: teej at June 20, 2013 04:50 PM (xDlyw) If it helps, the links at least claim to go where Ace says they do. I can't find any evidence that the London Boys are in any way involved.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (/PCJa)

16 This could be, at worst, a very good evening.

Posted by: My Prick at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (lq3Ak)

17 from someone less responsible

You mean Dave in Texas?

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (z9HTb)

18 The chafing will be epic.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:51 PM (DAcx0)

19 You mean Dave in Texas? Nah. Maet.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (/PCJa)

20 The video hung right when she opened her bra.

Fuck off, NSA. Watch on your own browser.

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 12:52 PM (z9HTb)

21 Ace knew we were going stroke out from the last post. So he did something to make our collective blood pressure drop?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (/PCJa)

22 I'm happy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (9Bj8R)

Ace, you are a gentleman, a scholar and a good judge of bad whiskey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (A9hpr)

...and Sofia Vergara's ass.

There are no words.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (DAcx0)

25 Red stars? She a commie?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (4Mv1T)

26 If that link had gone to the London Boys,I swear I would track ace down and murder him.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 12:53 PM (9XBK2)

27 Unmoved. Mostly because I have nothing TO move.

Posted by: Y-not at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (eYiNi)

28 So this is in Sharknado?

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (9221z)

29 Fuck off, NSA. Watch on your own browser. But if I watch on your browser, I can claim it as part of my job duties.

Posted by: NSA Douche at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (/PCJa)

30 Sofia is hotter than hawt. And isn't she dating a Republican state senator from Florida or something? Double hott.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (HDgX3)

31 When do we get walked through this?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (v1mq9)

32 Hey, do you know about the Billionaire Tom Steyer. An eco-activist who funds all the politicians, like Obama, who oppose the Keystone Pipeline. Hey, guess who's a major investor in the Trans-Mountain Pipeline System -- the main competitor to Keystone? If you guessed Tom Steyer you are a winner. Tom Steyer is determined to use his billions to set American energy policy. Yet he's kept a fairly low profile for a billionaire Democrat eco-activist.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (ZPrif)

33 Shit status : Turgid

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (DAcx0)

34 Ms. Upton appears to favor a balanced approach.

Posted by: AltonJackson@work (on the road) at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (bkyWo)

35 It's not that Allen. Call me stupid but I think ace would misrepresent something like that.

Posted by: teej at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (xDlyw)

36 So he did something to make our collective blood pressure drop?
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Mine moved from my boiling brain to, to my...
oh nevermind

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (4Mv1T)

37 I'm scared. Hold me ace.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (32Ze2)

38 That video makes me slap-happy in so many ways . . .

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (7vimm)

39 Posted by: Y-not at June 20, 2013 04:54 PM (eYiNi) Not to be crude (well, okay, a little), but I think we need AtC's take on this.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:54 PM (/PCJa)

40 Ennui. It's not just for petit-dÃ©jeuner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 12:55 PM (+98Gb)

41 38 That video makes me slap-happy in so many ways . . . Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2013 04:54 PM (7vimm) Fap-happy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (+98Gb)

>>> I think we need AtC's take on this.

CNN is reporting localized brownouts.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (DAcx0)

43 Hey, Wilbur! How do you like me now?!

Posted by: Mister Ed at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (jz0+s)

44 Number of ejaculations: still calculating.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (doBIb)

45 Greetings: It's moments and moments and moments like this that make me wonder if trying to cure my heterosexuality is all that good of an idea.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (hBYhq)

46 Thanks. Now I am going to have to go to the ER in about four hours when my soldier doesn't go to Parade Rest.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 12:56 PM (F+av1)

47 I don't get it. What are the red star thingies bouncing up and down?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 12:57 PM (n8LUb)

48 27 Unmoved. Mostly because I have nothing TO move. Posted by: Y-not

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at June 20, 2013 12:57 PM (v1mq9)

49 Number of ejaculations: 3.5

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 12:57 PM (codCi)

50 Nice. Bouncy. But the stars. Come on TMZ!

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nL5y5)

51 dammit. you have to be quick in this crowd.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (codCi)

52 CNN is reporting localizedbrownouts. So she gives it four... er... stars?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (/PCJa)

53 What are the red star thingies bouncing up and down? Pasties.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (doBIb)

54
Color me a wee bit disappointed.

..... I wanted GALLOPING dammit.... full stride, "John Wayne chasing the bad guys speed" GALLOPING.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (nELVU)

55 I think we need AtC's take on this.

CNN is reporting localizedbrownouts.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 04:56 PM (DAcx0)

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IN MY PANTS!! The only thing that would make this better are several clowns, a clown car, and a trunk full of deadly spiders! Ain't that tight AtC?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 20, 2013 12:58 PM (32Ze2)

56 Sorry. I don't think ace would misrepresent something like that. Now do ya see why I didn't click on it? That, and I'm tryin' to be one of the good guys.

Posted by: teej at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (/tk/V)

57 What are the red star thingies bouncing up and down? Pasties. Blondies.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (/PCJa)

58 Well that is certainly a palette cleanser from the last thread. And what a lucky fucking horse I must say you guys.

Posted by: Guido- PHD equine eroticism at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (8I9hB)

59 Bunk.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (zUi7I)

60 Gristle Encased Head in...

B O N E R P O C A L Y P S E

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (+lsX1)

Kate should do us all a favor and give those stars to Tara Reid.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (DAcx0)

hit that shit like the fist of an angry god

Classic. And true.

Posted by: alittleenglish at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (SHZnC)

63 Her boobs were so magnificent, I saw stars!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 20, 2013 12:59 PM (jGsIV)

64 Also, we are 50 comments in and...apparently...no 'ettes are commenting....I wonder why? Ace, you may post a Man of Steel topless video. Or something. For the ettes.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:00 PM (n8LUb)

I sense a tremor...from all the fapping going on.

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 01:00 PM (d2B9H)

66 Kate Upton?!? Sofia Vergara?!? Who cares. We already saw the naked painting of Bea Arthur back in May. NOTHING can top that.

Posted by: Slappy at June 20, 2013 01:00 PM (LTbLf)

67 Now.... Where is the unedited video?

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:00 PM (doBIb)

68 We have one 'ette who is, er, unmoved.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (4Mv1T)

69 Unmoved. Mostly because I have nothing TO move.

Posted by: Y-not at June 20, 2013 04:54 PM (eYiNi)

That's OK, I'll be moved enough for both of us.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (yh0zB)

70 Me want be red star.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (pgQxn)

71 That link is why God invented the Internet. Thank you God.

Posted by: Not an Artist at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (uRumV)

No, not safe for work. Unless you have your personal smartphone. At work.

She's a pretty lady.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (TOk1P)

73 In the same vein- The movie "Lifeforce" was just released on blu-ray. "Lifeforce" which is a fun "B" SF movie in and of itself is vaulted into Valhalla by the completely nude performance throughout the entire movie (!) of the absolutely all-natural Mathilda May. Really, she is just spectacular. The movie was directed by Tobe Hooper from a book called "The Space Vampires" by Colin Wilson and had a reasonably big budget. And for those who swing that way - you get to see Jean-Luc Picard kiss a dude. But, seriously, Mathilda May!!!!

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 20, 2013 01:01 PM (n0B9h)

Sofia for the win!!!

Posted by: OH YES!!!! at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (45xbG)

75 There would be a lot more comments in this thread if the 'rons weren't busy fapping.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (9XBK2)

76 Yeah, we saw that a while back.

Not as good as the selfies we scooped up from her cell phone.

Fuck you. I deserve these little bonuses.

No, I'm not sharing.

Posted by: NSA Fuckweasel at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (VjL9S)

77 Lucky horse. Too bad he isn't in a race.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (xw77v)

78 I wish I was that horse. In more ways than one.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (doBIb)

79 What a gyp- she's got her boobies censored and that stupid TMZ watermark on the video don't tell me 'topless kate upton' and then not deliver seriously

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (8sCoq)

80 Can I get me a huntin' license here?

Posted by: John Kerry at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (l3vZN)

81 Someone has to know where to find the uncensored copy

Posted by: Shonuff at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (jo0fs)

82
Who's this James Comey? He's described as a Republican from the Bush admin.

The fact that Obama is picking him to head the FBI tells me that he's a big govt bureaucrat shitheel.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (052zE)

83 71 Me want be red star. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2013 05:01 PM (pgQxn) In Soviet Russia, Red Star be You!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (+98Gb)

84 what's with all the hairy palms in here.....ohhhhhhh i see

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 20, 2013 01:02 PM (8JJ6O)

85 >>>But, seriously, Mathilda May!!!!

She is hot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (v1mq9)

86 I feel a disturbance in the force .. as though a million morons cried out in joy .. and were suddenly silent, for 2 minutes.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (codCi)

87 That link is why God invented the Internet. Thank you God. Well, I'm not God, but you're welcome anyway.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (/PCJa)

88 47 I don't get it. What are the red star thingies bouncing up and down?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 04:57 PM (n8LUb)

Deformed nipples. Upton grew up near a nuclear power plant. Now you know why she is careful not to be photographed completely naked.

Posted by: Slappy at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (LTbLf)

89 and thus, God decided that today, all of America shall be unproductive. Well, more unproductive than usual.

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (QxSug)

90 I am always impressed by the forbearance the 'Ettes display toward us in our knuckle-dragging moments.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (F+av1)

91 Hey! NSA? Can you hook us up with the unedited version? We KNOW you have it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (lZBBB)

92 John McAfee is bat shit crazy.....and hysterical. http://tinyurl.com/mgy5s9f

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 20, 2013 01:03 PM (X6akg)

Switching to smartphone internet...take that you I.T. goons!

I WILL see this Video...yessssss

Posted by: USMC8541 at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (NmR1a)

94 Lifeforce is one of those bad movies that I like.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (v1mq9)

95 for 2 minutes. Braggart.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (/PCJa)

96 92 Hey! NSA? Can you hook us up with the unedited version? We KNOW you have it! Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2013 05:03 PM (lZBBB) They're too busy looking at the internals...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (+98Gb)

97 Come on, TMZ. The first sixty seconds I'll never get back. Just run the second half twice.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (xw77v)

98
I love this. The day the UE rate ticks up (in this 'recovery'), we have idiot Republicans such as John McCain shouting on the Senate floor about our obligation to bring illegals out of the shadows and end their exploitation.

The GOP is hopeless.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 01:04 PM (Y4TdB)

99 I am always impressed by the forbearance the 'Ettes display toward us in our knuckle-dragging moments.
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And jaws. Don't forget jaws.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 01:05 PM (4Mv1T)

100 She's alright, I guess.

Posted by: Fat Guy Living in Mom's Basement at June 20, 2013 01:05 PM (9eDbm)

101 The mind is willing, but the flesh is too weak.

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at June 20, 2013 01:05 PM (DAcx0)

102 99 The GOP is hopeless. Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 05:04 PM (Y4TdB) No, not hopeless. HELPFUL... to the leftists, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:05 PM (+98Gb)

103 87 I feel a disturbance in the force .. as though a million morons cried out in joy .. and were suddenly silent, for 2 minutes. Is that how long it takes for the blood to go back to the brain?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (n8LUb)

104 Who knew a horse had 5 legs?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (uVkIH)

105 I'd hit it so hard if you could pull me out you'd be crowned King of England.

Posted by: packsoldier at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (yFBJG)

106 While the Dow is down 2.34% today, certain other things have responded to stimulus and are standing right up.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (xw77v)

107 104 87 I feel a disturbance in the force .. as though a million morons cried out in joy .. and were suddenly silent, for 2 minutes. Until they all cried out for a cigarette... Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 05:06 PM (n8LUb)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (+98Gb)

108 Is that how long it takes for the blood to go back to the brain? Go away, baitin'!

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (doBIb)

109
..... see I TOLD you new guys that intimidation wont work. Throw them something SPECTACULAR to look at. They'll stop complaining about the administration.

Posted by: NSA Management at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (nELVU)

110 Wow. I thought Kate was now Catherine the Great, when you said she was on top of a horse. http://tinyurl.com/6xlhzr6

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 20, 2013 01:06 PM (wR+pz)

111 Is Aaron Hernandez going to give us an OJ moment? I don't think you erase your house security tapes for no reason.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 20, 2013 01:07 PM (b9K4P)

112 I'd hit it so hard her gynecologist would need therapy.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 20, 2013 01:07 PM (+lsX1)

113 Lifeforce is one of those bad movies that I like.

1985 It was the Year of the Vampire. Lifeforce, Once bitten, Vampire Hunter D, Mr. Vampire, A Polish Vampire in Burbank.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 01:07 PM (codCi)

114 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] An Observation at June 20, 2013 01:07 PM (ylhEn)

115 I'd hit it so hard if you could pull me out you'd be crowned King of England. Yeah, but the bad part is I'd have to be pure of heart and a virgin. Ain't gittin' that back, no how.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:08 PM (xw77v)

116 don't tell me 'topless kate upton' and then not deliver seriously

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq) --------------

Ya know what? You have a point here. Come to think of it I feel denied, nay.... betrayed. I'm not going anywhere till I se the nips. I WANT NIPS DAMMIT!!!!

Posted by: Guido- PHD equine eroticism at June 20, 2013 01:09 PM (8I9hB)

117 95 Lifeforce is one of those bad movies that I like. Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 05:04 PM (v1mq9) Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Not great but fun. Like "Big Trouble in Little China", it's one of those movies that I can always watch.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 20, 2013 01:09 PM (n0B9h)

118 My dick just told me, "No matter what happens, you don't stop this fight. No matter what."

Posted by: General Mills at June 20, 2013 01:10 PM (R81jp)

119 The smoking lamp is now lit. Thanks to Ace, productivity in the moron-o-sphere has been shot to hell. Time to call it a day.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:10 PM (n8LUb)

120

I WANT NIPS DAMMIT!!!!

Come and get'em!

Posted by: Tara Reid's Burnt Pepperoni Nips at June 20, 2013 01:11 PM (DAcx0)

121 I remember Lifeforce because the picture of the naked vampire chick was in one of the sci fi mags(Starlog probably).No internet porn in those days,a boy took what he could get.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:11 PM (9XBK2)

122 But seriously, we'll see Kate in all her uncensored naked glory sooner or later. It's just a matter of time. But this isn't it.

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 01:11 PM (8sCoq)

123 Sofia Vergara's ass. Hawt damn! Excuse me now, I have to go shave my palms, before my eyesight goes out.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 01:11 PM (qoQi/)

124 Wait .. isn't her daddy in Congress?

Would someone want to tell him that his daughter behaving in this way might .. hinder his re-election chances? NTISAWWI, of course, but .. religious right happens...

Mew

Posted by: acat at June 20, 2013 01:12 PM (4UkCP)

125 President Obama's soon-to-be-revealed second-term climate change proposal is Â“absolutely crazy,Â” Speaker John Boehner said Thursday.

The Ohio Republican was incredulous when asked to react to reports that the White House plans to regulate carbon emissions from power plants as part of its climate change strategy.

Â“I think this is absolutely crazy,Â” Boehner said at his weekly press conference. Â“Why would you want to increase the cost of energy and kill more American jobs at a time when American people are asking, 'Where are the jobs.' "

Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), one of the leading advocates for climate change rules, shot back that the House has become the "last refuge of the flat earth society."

Posted by: Carter Chipman Hull at June 20, 2013 01:12 PM (e8kgV)

126 Fellow morons, I dare say that this is one time "pics, or it didn't happen" does not apply here.

Posted by: Bill H at June 20, 2013 01:13 PM (3sZO1)

127 OT: Zimmerman's jury is made up of all women.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 20, 2013 01:13 PM (X4HxX)

128 Wait .. isn't her daddy in Congress? Uncle. He's the fucking asshole who banned 100-watt light bulbs.

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

129 Godiva-licious

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 01:13 PM (FRe+O)

130 Â“I think this is absolutely crazy,Â” Boehner said at his weekly press conference. Â“Why would you want to increase the cost of energy and kill more American jobs at a time when American people are asking, 'Where are the jobs.' " Two weeks later, Boehner told his press conference that he is committed to working with the President in a spirit of compromise, whether the GOP majority was willing to or not.

Posted by: things in the future at June 20, 2013 01:14 PM (xw77v)

131

126 Wait .. isn't her daddy in Congress?

I believe it's an Uncle. ...Not her dad.

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 01:14 PM (d2B9H)

132 Barack would NEVER look at this!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 20, 2013 01:14 PM (5rVux)

133 Dow Dow Down...Scoamfa omfa Down dooby down down....

350+ points baby

Keep up the good work Ben, Tim, and Bury

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:14 PM (LRFds)

134 FOUND THE UNCENSORED VERSION damn I love the internet http://is.gd/8wPbcI

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 01:15 PM (8sCoq)

135 Are all the ettes waiting for all the morons to return form the men's room?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:15 PM (n8LUb)

136

My first thought was "London Boys!"

But now I'm waiting for my female office mate to go make tinkles.

*makes waterfall sounds*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hooligan at June 20, 2013 01:15 PM (K+mtQ)

137 What the hell? It's censored.

Posted by: booger at June 20, 2013 01:15 PM (E1tcO)

138 132 things in the future,

It's almost like the GOP can't grasp they're being handed 500 pound sledgehammers to hit the democrats with on Ogabe's overreach....

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:15 PM (LRFds)

139 FOUND THE UNCENSORED VERSION Them's some weird looking nipples.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (xw77v)

140 OT (heresy in this case,I apologize0 but Zimmerman jury is all female.6 black apparently.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (9XBK2)

141 I'm in the "religious right," and I wouldn't hold this against her uncle.

The 100-watt lightbulb ban, though? THAT I would hold against him.

Posted by: Kensington at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (5rVux)

142 129 OT: Zimmerman's jury is made up of all women. --- Are they riding horses?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (n8LUb)

143 This will help you lose your woodies..... Senator Brian SchatzÂ’s (D-HI) filed an amendment for the immigration bill Wednesday that would allow stateless people in the U.S. to seek conditional lawful status if their nations have been made uninhabitable by climate change.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (X6akg)

144 Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

You suck, and I hate you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (yh0zB)

145 "I think this is absolutely crazy," Boehner said at his weekly press conference. "Why would you want to ~~increase the cost of energy~~ flood the market with 11 million minimum-wage workers and kill more American jobs at a time when American people are asking, 'Where are the jobs.' " Fixed it for that fucking oompa-loompa dumbfuck.

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (MMC8r)

146 Jones you ricrollin' bastard!

Posted by: Tara Reid's Burnt Pepperoni Nips at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (DAcx0)

147 Sofia Vergara is so unbelievably gorgeous.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (R81jp)

148 142 OT (heresy in this case,I apologize0 but Zimmerman jury is all female.6 black apparently. Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 05:16 PM (9XBK2) 5 White, 1 Latino.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 20, 2013 01:16 PM (X6akg)

149 "OT (heresy in this case,I apologize0 but Zimmerman jury is all female.6 black apparently."
===============

So he's boned, then?

Posted by: Kensington at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (5rVux)

150 145 This will help you lose your woodies..... *checks* Not yet.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (doBIb)

151 145 Tami,

if he gets reciprocity I may vocally back him...

Sweden's pretty bitchin and Muzzy Wuzzy is there already

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (LRFds)

152 >Jones you ricrollin' bastard! THIS WHOLE POST WAS A RICK ROLL

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (8sCoq)

153 Why are the two TMZ fags laughing?

Posted by: waldo at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (RZwdH)

154 The 100-watt lightbulb ban, though? THAT I would hold against him.

I'd do something a little more painful.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (ZKzrr)

155 Yeah, it's not working for me, so I guess I'll have to view later, from my bunk....undisturbed.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (xmcEQ)

156 FOUND THE UNCENSORED VERSION

That was quick.

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (z9HTb)

157 Come for the Cap'n Crunch debate.

Stay for Kate Upton's ta-ta's.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 20, 2013 01:17 PM (kqqGm)

158 http://is.gd/8wPbcI Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq) London Boys?

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 20, 2013 01:18 PM (X4HxX)

159 151 Kensington,

some truths are self-evident...

if the darlings give in to their impulses I say it is time to use Jury nullification in all cases we get on the jury for...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:18 PM (LRFds)

160 That link is why God invented the Internet. Thank you God. Posted by: Not an Artist at June 20, 2013 05:01 PM (uRumV) You're welcome.

Posted by: Algore the Bore at June 20, 2013 01:18 PM (3sZO1)

161 What I'm feeling? I'm feeling gyp'd (racist?). I only saw stars.

Posted by: dogfish at June 20, 2013 01:18 PM (nsOJa)

162 The SyFy channel is proud to presesent_ Kate Upton in TITNADO Here comes the real titty twister!

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 20, 2013 01:19 PM (n0B9h)

163 I scrolled down to see if there were more pics and I saw the first comment and they are probably right. Everyone that saw it there are immediately going to google to get the uncensored image on a different website.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 20, 2013 01:19 PM (KmJGS)

164 Wall St. plunges, S&P posts biggest drop since Nov 2011 AOS surges, drops biggest post since Christina Hendricks

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:19 PM (xw77v)

165 "My God, she's full of stars!!" - last transmission from David Bowman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 01:19 PM (FRe+O)

166 145 This will help you lose your woodies..... Senator Brian SchatzÂ’s (D-HI) filed an amendment for the immigration bill Wednesday that would allow stateless people in the U.S. to seek conditional lawful status if their nations have been made uninhabitable by climate change. ----- Did a cold front just move in?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 20, 2013 01:20 PM (n8LUb)

167 Howie Kurtz to go to Fox News, where he will continue to be a feckless crapweasel.

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

168 Well, found another site with it...and damn you TMZ and your stars covering all the good shit.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:21 PM (xmcEQ)

169 "My God, she's full of stars!!" - last transmission from David Bowman. 2013: The Year We Better Damn Well Make Contact

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:21 PM (xw77v)

170 Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), one of the leading advocates for climate change rules, shot back that the House has become the "last refuge of the flat earth society."
Posted by:Carter Chipman Hull at June 20, 2013 05:12 PM (e8kgV)

Waxman looks like that because he sleeps with salted bread sticks up his nose. Nobody knows why.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 01:21 PM (F+av1)

171 Sofia Vergara is not a Rickroll.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:21 PM (doBIb)

172
It's almost like the GOP can't grasp they're being handed 500 pound sledgehammers to hit the democrats with on Ogabe's overreach....

They'll ignore it....it's another of those Hills not worth dying on, and the entire country will get to experience rolling blackouts, more jobs will be lost, and the funniest part is....CO2 emissions from this country are down well below the levels they were when Obumbles was elected (thanks to his crap economy, and the switch to cheap natural gas.....which enviros hate too).

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 01:21 PM (qoQi/)

173 Henry Waxman is what happens when a pregnant woman watches Phantom of the Opera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (FRe+O)

174 Awesomeness...

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (/+EhN)

175 Drudge: Michael Hastings told Wikileaks before his death that he was being investigated by the FBI...

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (MMC8r)

176 Yeah well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (xjpRj)

177 Harry Waxman has a dick nose.

Posted by: dogfish at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (nsOJa)

178 I would never have believed I could hate little stars so much.

http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=175046964_kat2_123_423lo.jpg

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:22 PM (9XBK2)

179 an amendment for the immigration bill Wednesday that would allow stateless people in the U.S. to seek conditional lawful status if their nations have been made uninhabitable by climate change. If the climate is so bad, stay in the shadows. Cooler in there.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:23 PM (xw77v)

180 Kate Upton, Topless on a Horse... The awed reactions were entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:23 PM (/+EhN)

181 There's one week left in June here in Texas and we've not even APPROACHED 100 degrees yet. Take your global warming and shove it up your ass. It ain't happenin....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:23 PM (xmcEQ)

182 "Bodacious Ta-Ta's"

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 01:24 PM (F+av1)

183 http://___159.imagevenue.com/___.php?image=175046964_kat2_123_423lo.jpg Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 05:22 PM (9XBK2) yeah, that link sucks in several ways.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:24 PM (xmcEQ)

184 185 Yeah,it has the stars anyway.Total tease.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (9XBK2)

185 The link is a screen grab of the TMZ vid. Don't bother.

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (doBIb)

186 BCochran is going to be miserable when he sees all the links he has missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (FRe+O)

187 Thank you Mr. Ace for looking out for my best interests. I thank you.. & I suspect Mrs. Misanthrope does as well. Nah j/k

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (HVff2)

188 Harry Waxman has a dick nose. Posted by: dogfish at June 20, 2013 05:22 PM (nsOJa) Actually, it's a pussy nose. I've heard that he as 2 pet monkeys that mount his face every night and fuck away......

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (xmcEQ)

189 BCochran is going to be miserable when he sees all the links he has missed Hehe...

Posted by: EC at June 20, 2013 01:25 PM (doBIb)

190 So, the douchebag with the camera phone that actually took the vid...... How much you think he sold it to TMZ for?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:26 PM (xmcEQ)

191 Mother, Jugs, & Steed.

Posted by: Bamboozled at June 20, 2013 01:27 PM (YrgUc)

192 The problem with this climate change nonsense is that all the Democrats have to do is point at a storm or a hot day, and the dummies amongst us will believe it's the fault of our engines and air conditioners.

Posted by: Kensington at June 20, 2013 01:27 PM (5rVux)

193 177 Difficult to not be a little suspicious.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:27 PM (9XBK2)

194 142 OT (heresy in this case,I apologize0 but Zimmerman jury is all female.6 black apparently. - So George Zimmerman will get justice from the kind of demographic he supports. I wish they could all be Occupy protesters. For his sake.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:27 PM (/+EhN)

195 We have the original video if anyone wants to see it. Just shoot us a FOIA and I'll be happy to hook you right up.

Posted by: NSA at June 20, 2013 01:28 PM (B5y+v)

196 Instead of TMZ, you would think for all they cost the taxpayer the NSA could provide this.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:28 PM (xw77v)

197 Kate Upton phhhttt. I had lunch at the San Clemente pier today. You guy's gotta get out more. She's an 8 at best.

Posted by: x-ray spex at June 20, 2013 01:28 PM (V+Pei)

198 122 I WANT NIPS DAMMIT!!!! Come and get'em! Posted by: Tara Reid's Burnt Pepperoni Nips at June 20, 2013 05:11 PM (DAcx0) Gah! Burnt pepperoni nips!

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2013 01:29 PM (/lA+S)

199 Lien Placed On Mayor NutterÂ’s Home For Failure To Pay PGW Bill http://preview.tinyurl.com/lre4hsh

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:29 PM (MMC8r)

200 Difficult to not be a little suspicious. Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 05:27 PM (9XBK2) Yes, but it's pretty clear by the video, he wasn't being chased. He was just driving like an asshole in his Merc because LAWS are INCONSEQUENTIAL to his elite ass. I want to see the tox report. I'm betting he was toasted and just driving like the dick that he was.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (xmcEQ)

201 The other horses in the stable will never let this poor stallion hear the end of this.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (xw77v)

202 Jesus,Drew is a fucking killjoy.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (9XBK2)

203 In a case that has had racial overtones since Martin's death in February 2012, the ethnic makeup of the panel comes as a surprise. Five members of the panel are white and one is Hispanic. Martin was black, and Zimmerman is white and Hispanic. Actually, Zimmerman is white, hispanic, and black. They always leave out that last one...

Posted by: waldo at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (RZwdH)

204 Kate's looking a little pudgy lately. She's gonna need bigger hands.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (6TB1Z)

205 150 5 White, 1 Latino. - No Asians, only one Latino? Racist! We still need to know how many Occupy supporters. George Zimmerman deserves justice from his peers.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:30 PM (/+EhN)

206 Sorry, can't look at Kate without thinking, 1. fat, and 2. blood relation to an idiot that wrote the law banning incandescents.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2013 01:31 PM (UhTsC)

207 Posted by: x-ray spex at June 20, 2013 05:28 PM (V+Pei) Bullshit. I ordered those from my Archie comic book when I was a kid and didn't see ONE BOOB.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:31 PM (xmcEQ)

208 196 5 white and 1 "latina",I was confused because I didn't know the jury was only 6 people.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2013 01:31 PM (9XBK2)

209 Oh my.

Posted by: SHAWING! at June 20, 2013 01:32 PM (Aif/5)

210 She appears to be some type of Sneetch. Probably from the unpublished sequel to that book.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 20, 2013 01:32 PM (AP87j)

211

183 There's one week left in June here in Texas and we've not even APPROACHED 100 degrees yet.

Now you've done it, Sponge.

You've jinxed it.

We'll now get scorched for the rest of the summer.

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (d2B9H)

212 134 Barack would NEVER look at this!

Damn straight he wouldn't!

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (4VfpG)

213 I hit that, repeatedly.

Posted by: Justin Verlander at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (Aif/5)

214 Remember. For every beautiful woman, there's some guy tired of fucking her.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 01:34 PM (GIlRF)

215 177 195 I have had this nagging feeling that Brietbart's passing was a little too convenient.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 01:35 PM (F+av1)

216 209 Ya, but did you use in combination with a tinfoil hat?

Posted by: x-ray spex at June 20, 2013 01:36 PM (V+Pei)

217 Something's wrong with those nipples.

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:36 PM (Hx2XA)

218

217 177 195 I have had this nagging feeling that Brietbart's passing was a little too convenient.

And the coroner who did his autopsy died of poisoning...also, convenient.

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 01:36 PM (d2B9H)

219 I'm actually working on a weaponized version to use on my bike.

Posted by: x-ray spex at June 20, 2013 01:39 PM (V+Pei)

220 220 I can envision a scenario where someone's family would conclude that their best safest course of action is to not talk about it.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 20, 2013 01:39 PM (F+av1)

221 I'm a girl, and I'm in awe.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 20, 2013 01:41 PM (7v5Ct)

222 Seriously for a moment, is there any way the "justice for Trayvon" trial isn't as good as over now the jury is chosen?

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:41 PM (/+EhN)

223 Hello, Human resources? I'd like to turn myself in and also, could you get a housekeeper up here?

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 20, 2013 01:46 PM (OCYEY)

224 Well, damn, she's not riding the horse at a gallop...I want my money back!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (1hM1d)

225 I just read the jury is all women 5 white 1 minority. Doesn't say what the minority is.

No offense to women but logic and reason rank second and third next to emotion. So Zimmerman will probably be convicted.

Posted by: Shonuff at June 20, 2013 01:59 PM (jo0fs)

226 I'll check back in four hours. If its still a problem, call a doctor.

Posted by: thunderb at June 20, 2013 02:03 PM (zbLbv)

227 Not bad, but.... I demand my boobage be presented to me sans the virtual pasties. Mellow status = harshed. You harshed my mellow, TMZ.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at June 20, 2013 02:19 PM (5g2Fy)

228 I love red stars.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 20, 2013 02:21 PM (n8115)

229 Sofia Vergara in a thong. My day is made.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2013 02:44 PM (+iA5G)

230 231 Sofia Vergara in a thong. My day is made. - And she was talking sense, not complaining.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 02:58 PM (/+EhN)

231 Obviously you 'rons have forgotten about Betsy Russell in Private School. Now 'dat wuz sum perfect.

Posted by: TheSev at June 20, 2013 03:09 PM (iHeMr)

232 Surfer doc are you in Santa Cruz? I'm here till Friday

Posted by: Sunny at June 20, 2013 03:20 PM (QRf5S)

233 .........there.........were....stars...... *sniff*

Posted by: Baconfat at June 20, 2013 04:19 PM (pLCXL)

234 2nd link goes to infected site. Don't click.

Posted by: fsdgzdfg at June 20, 2013 05:56 PM (bpEU3)

235 Call me, Kate. I'm hung like... well... me.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at June 20, 2013 07:08 PM (9Xu0X)

236 Definitely fap-fap-worthy despite the f'n stars...!

Posted by: Mr. Clean at June 20, 2013 07:27 PM (FYvb/)

237 Settle down, Ace: it's not yours, and you can't borrow it. Here's yours: http://tinyurl.com/nmoesd4 You'll eat your asparagus and you'll LIKE it, goddamit.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at June 20, 2013 09:00 PM (21TJo)

238

Kate Upton was discovered at a horse show. She's actually a pretty good rider. The intertubes are littered with photos of her showing horses as a young teen.

I heard years ago that Christy Turlington was also discovered at a horse show, but more recent interviews indicate that she was just out riding when discovered.

Posted by: the other coyote at June 21, 2013 10:38 AM (yK44T)

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