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January 02, 2013

Kathy Griffin Offers Fellatio to Anderson Cooper
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Kathy Griffin, who is to comedy what Cher is to music, that is to say, irrelevant and old and weird-looking from plastic surgery, continues scrabbling at her last possible handhold of cultural relevance.

Again swiped from @benk84:

[C]ompletely out of the blue, Griffin said, Â“I'm going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That's not bad.Â”
An obviously nervous Cooper responded, Â“I don't know what you're talking about. I have no sack of gifts here.Â”
Griffin then suggested the camera pan lower so the audience can see her Â“naughty gestures.Â”
...
National correspondent Gary Tuchman reported live that thereÂ’s a custom in the town to kiss a statue of an eight-foot sardine that they drop from the museum at the stroke of midnight. People were then shown kissing the sardine.
As Tuchman finished his report, Griffin in the left split-screen bent down and kissed Cooper's crotch.
As she continued to try to kiss it, Cooper asked her, Â“Did you drop something?Â”
Â“No, I was kissing your sardine,Â” Griffin replied.
Â“Thank you. I got it,Â” giggled Cooper.
Â“I can do it again,Â” Griffin said kneeling. Â“I can do this all night long."
Â“No, sweetie,Â” said Cooper lifting her back on her feet.
Â“I'm going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,Â” argued Griffin as she went down again.
Â“I'm going down,Â” she said. Â“You know you want to.Â”

I see a a great deal of cultural and political bias here. Almost all of the media continues chasing the same minority cohort -- liberal, urban, sexually loose. There is an awful lot of money to be made by chasing the majority cohort, which isn't those things.

But all networks (entertainment too) continue chasing smaller and smaller pieces of this minority pie instead of making an uncontested play for the fat majority of the pie. You have to be very hateful of group of people to essentially make the decision, "No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk."

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1 Doesn't she know Cooper's gay?

Posted by: EC at January 02, 2013 08:11 AM (GQ8sn)

2 ::::I see a a great deal of cultural and political bias here. Almost all of the media continues chasing the same minority cohort -- liberal, urban, sexually loose. There is an awful lot of money to be made by chasing the majority cohort, which isn't those things:::: Because the gatekeepers at places like HBO buy piece of shit "properties" like Lena Dunham's stupid show. Fortunately, there is some counter-programming available. I forget the network, but Tim Allen's latest sitcom "Last Man Standing" is very funny and solidly conservative without bashing you over the head with dogma.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 02, 2013 08:14 AM (4uh3z)

3 Even though Cooper is gay, he should have driven a knee into that fugly whore's face like he was stretching carpet.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 02, 2013 08:16 AM (4uh3z)

4 It's ironic cuz he's gay lololol i geddit

Posted by: Enlightened Liberal Hilar at January 02, 2013 08:26 AM (8HhF2)

5 1 Doesn't she know Cooper's gay?

She's obviously a fag hag.

Posted by: jeanne at January 02, 2013 08:26 AM (GdalM)

6 I guess nobody told Griffin that Cooper is gay and that sardine's been swimming in dirty waters.

Posted by: marcus at January 02, 2013 08:27 AM (GGCsk)

7 Doesn't she know Cooper's gay?

If he wasn't already, he is now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:27 AM (T0NGe)

8 She just made him more gay, if that's possible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:27 AM (UOM48)

9 I don't think they're being hateful by ignoring the majority. I think they are being ignored by the majority.

Posted by: Roy at January 02, 2013 08:27 AM (VndSC)

10 Does that make her a teabagger?

Posted by: pat at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (vY2MW)

11 Dammit, EoJ. *reaches for something to clean keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (UOM48)

12 Skanky Griffin is the nation's leading fag hag...she knows he's gay.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

13 By the way, this is part of a strategy I've been thinking might work.

Attack the media.

When you go on one of those shows, just come equipped with a bunch of stuff from Newsbusters and attack them with it. Make it about them.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (T0NGe)

14 there is a funny scene in Faggots by Larry Kramer, where a rich connected old gal tries to seduce a totally gay guy, and he tries to get it up for her...I LOL'd..

Posted by: jeanne at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (GdalM)

15 2 you know there's been a not-insignificant numbers of conservative writers who say "Girls" has a conservative tinge cuz like, it shows the bad side of the sexual revolution 'n stuff. i'll take their word on the last part but the first part seems like a little grasping for straws to me, like saying the last Batman movie is arch-capitatist just cuz it's not a fan of Jacobin revolution

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:28 AM (8HhF2)

16 I think he would have preferred tongue in the bung hole...

Posted by: marcus at January 02, 2013 08:29 AM (GGCsk)

17 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 02, 2013 08:29 AM (8y9MW)

18 It was reported that An.Coopers Boyfriend became extremely jealous after witnessing another man hit on his Coop...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at January 02, 2013 08:29 AM (rBK2Z)

19 CNN: Keeping it klassy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:29 AM (UOM48)

Over / under on how many comments until someone says I'd hit it.... 39482934823492

Place your bets.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 02, 2013 08:29 AM (C2//T)

21 Yes, Mr Kathy Griffin knows that Cooper is gay. He also knows that Griffin isn't female.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (wwsoB)

22 I've added CNN to my Dead Pool for 2013.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (UOM48)

23 A not-quite-ever-has-been getting a fake BJ from a never-was is pretty meh stuff.

Posted by: Roy at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (VndSC)

24 She shocked her audience with that gesture. He mom was displeased.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (53z96)

25 Over / under on how many comments until someone says I'd hit it

I don't care what your number is. I'm taking the over.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (8y9MW)

26 Methinks Kathy is more Gargoyle than Griffin.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 08:30 AM (b1VIZ)

I named my blood clot 'Minnie Cooper'. Gotta stay in the headlines!

Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (Cm5S0)

28 like saying the last Batman movie is arch-capitatist just cuz it's not a fan of Jacobin revolution

But that is why it's arch capitalist. (a) They're all for Jacobin revolutions. (b) Nobody mentions the Jacobin revolutions. It's like trying to sell a dog by mentioning how often it poops.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (T0NGe)

29 >>>You have to be very hateful of group of people to essentially make the decision, "No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk."

Well they do self flagellate any time they even think about profit. Maybe this is there way of avoiding the temptation to make money.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (0q2P7)

30 Over/under on seeing Hildebeast's face stretched as tight as Kathy's when she finally resurfaces.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (UOM48)

31 I hit that in '99'

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (rBK2Z)

32 Methinks Kathy is more Gargoyle than Griffin.

We don't want her, either.

Posted by: Goliath at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (8y9MW)

33 I'd hit it. With a tire iron.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at January 02, 2013 08:31 AM (xGX1p)

34 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Shovel at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (UOM48)

35 CNN is trying to grab the free spending hipster market, which already is fiercely loyal to the MSLSD brand.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (wwsoB)

36 Doesn't she know Cooper's gay?

Posted by: EC at January 02, 2013 12:11 PM (GQ8sn)

Andi thought it was a tranny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (1Jaio)

37 If he wasn't already, he is now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 12:27 PM (T0NGe)

Ha!

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (3PHCO)

38 I'd hit it....repeatedly.

Posted by: Baseball Bat at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (UOM48)

39 I wouldn't hit Kathy Griffin with a Mac Truck. It may injure the truck.

Posted by: marcus at January 02, 2013 08:32 AM (GGCsk)

40 I think all she's going to find down there is a Tootsie Roll, and not in the front door. It's part of her diet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:33 AM (Lxw+T)

41 You have to be very hateful of group of people to essentially make the decision, "No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk."

You assume they're in business to make money. Not so. Their money is assured anyway, so there's no point in chasing yet more profit.

No, they're in business to "change the culture." That means portraying ever smaller segments as if they were "normal." Which is what they do.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 02, 2013 08:33 AM (8y9MW)

42 >>Over / under on how many comments until someone says I'd hit it

Winehouse yes
Griffin no

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 02, 2013 08:33 AM (epxV4)

43 WoooHoo, that must mean a BJ is possible after giving her anal.

Posted by: Will Folks at January 02, 2013 08:33 AM (vYB+W)

44 Two words: echo chamber.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 02, 2013 08:33 AM (v9Cj5)

45 Jake Tapper weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:34 AM (UOM48)

46 1 Doesn't she know Cooper's gay? She must believe she can turn him straight. I might believe scared straight, but I'm thinking that he ran home to his boyfriend and asked to be held.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 02, 2013 08:34 AM (1hM1d)

47 Gingers. Is there nothing more vile?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:34 AM (Lxw+T)

48 Her boobehs leave little to desire. http://tinyurl.com/adxa6m6

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2013 08:34 AM (fWAjv)

49 That was awkward to watch. Well, folks, theres your professional news media for you.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 02, 2013 08:34 AM (Fazon)

50 I'd hit it. With Anderson Cooper. Tied to a bullet train.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:35 AM (Lxw+T)

51 Cooper ought to have asked her to let him know if she found her tits laying around down there.

Posted by: Roy at January 02, 2013 08:35 AM (VndSC)

52 She says she doesn't drink, so what was her excuse, other than being nasty and clueless?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:35 AM (UOM48)

53 She's trying to keep up with Madge Madonna.

Old irrelevant fag hags who'll do anything for attention. Thank you so much gay men of the world.

Thank you for producing this for all of us.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2013 08:35 AM (KXm42)

54 Hey, you know what would be an outrageous, transgressive stunt? Griffin drinking bleach from a chalice on camera. I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:37 AM (Lxw+T)

55 The only time i've ever seen Griffin in anything was some two early American version of Who's Line is it anyway episodes, back when they were trying to figure out who the main cast was going to be. Needless to say she was one of the worst they had.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 08:37 AM (obHYs)

56 1) How is this not sexual harrassment? 2) How is it not just secual harrassment but sexual assault? If Anderson Cooper had any hetero left in him, it has surely been purged now.

Posted by: blindside at January 02, 2013 08:38 AM (x7g7t)

57 -52 She says she doesn't drink, so what was her excuse, other than being nasty and clueless?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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She's also BatChit Crazy ! I blame Reagan for cutting funding to all the Mental Institutions...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at January 02, 2013 08:38 AM (rBK2Z)

What Alleng said, they are in it to change the culture into accepting the idea that this is all normal and OK, to witness a woman fake sucking a man's privates on national television. Like that is funny humor or something. If you don't get how funny that is, then you are uptight or maybe even evil.

I am really sick of the perverted, sick, twisted segments of the population splashing their ideas of what is funny across my television and movie screens. Can 2013 be the year when stupid gross sight gags like someone barfing all over everything can just be over. We've already had that shock, do something else.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 02, 2013 08:38 AM (RZ8pf)

59

Sooooooooooo....... Coopers a teabagger now???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2013 08:39 AM (nELVU)

60 Listen all I know is I like to shoot guns, watch sports, home improvement shows an in search of big foot.

I'm married, I don't know what a sack tickle is and I don't know if I want to know.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 02, 2013 08:39 AM (RrD4h)

61 Kathy Be careful - You don't want to know where that dick has been..

Posted by: TexasJew at January 02, 2013 08:39 AM (lD8ju)

62 Going down? I think we've hit bottom-or maybe not quite yet.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 02, 2013 08:39 AM (wbmaj)

63 :::54 Hey, you know what would be an outrageous, transgressive stunt? Griffin drinking bleach from a chalice on camera. I'd pay to see that. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 12:37 PM (Lxw+T):::: Let's put together a 15-page treatment and pitch that shit. I think you've got a winner.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 02, 2013 08:40 AM (4uh3z)

64 Anderson likes Hershey Kisses.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 02, 2013 08:40 AM (wbmaj)

65 I have seen the future. It is stupid.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (KXm42)

66 When you got nuthin', you got nuthin' to lose....

Posted by: Robert Zimmerman at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (Dll6b)

67 He's gay? What? No! Fer realz? Get out.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (HDgX3)

68 Of course she's knows he's gay. . .half her audience is gay.

That way she can be "edgy" with no chance of him actually accepting the proposal.

Cooper should have just said "OK" and dropped trou right there.

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (PwGfd)

69 That was awkward to watch. Well, folks, theres your professional news media for you.

This is the salient point here. This isn't MTV, this is supposed to be a news network. Well just remember this the next time they tell you how important their job is and how much serious they are, THIS is the MSM.

Far worse than any tabloidy thing on Fox News.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (T0NGe)

70 I'd hit it....and hit it....and hit it.....

Posted by: NYC subway train at January 02, 2013 08:41 AM (UOM48)

71 The Bar is lower then I thought, I must hurry to raise it.

Posted by: James Cameron at January 02, 2013 08:42 AM (obHYs)

72 I suppose the test would be to have a heterosexual guest kiss the crotch of an out lesbian on CNN after being rebuffed and see how funny they'd think that was.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 02, 2013 08:42 AM (Nfpnr)

73 "Idiocracy" was on basic cable last night

seems more and more like prophecy; prescience; both

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at January 02, 2013 08:42 AM (Dll6b)

74 They do this shit because they know people will talk about it. If she were ignored, she'd go away. Much like trolls here.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:43 AM (HDgX3)

75 >>"No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk."

Not so sure. . .
TV executives are definitely a short-sighted bunch, but it is a free market. If it were that "easy" they'd be "cottoning".

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2013 08:43 AM (PwGfd)

76 She looks like him with a red wig.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 08:43 AM (aZ6ew)

77 'Hateful" probably sums it up well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2013 08:43 AM (DuH+r)

78 It's true I got a semi-chub for a moment. But that's only because I thought it was Carrot-Top down there.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (/Mla1)

Crazy ginger comedian with annoying voice tries to go down (and actually does so on her knees) and give fellatio to homosexual anchor man.

Wow CNN, just wow. I'm no prude, but give me a break, this is a serious channel??

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (tVTLU)

80 Hey, you know what would be an outrageous, transgressive stunt? Griffin drinking bleach from a chalice on camera. I'd pay to see that. --- Let's put together a 15-page treatment and pitch that shit. I think you've got a winner. It's a solid lock we'll get an offer from Lifetime.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (Lxw+T)

81 Seinfeld was right.....she's 'untalented'.

Posted by: Tami at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (X6akg)

82 45 Jake Tapper weeps.

Humanity weeps...

FIFY

Posted by: marcus at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (GGCsk)

seems more and more like prophecy; prescience; both

It's a documentary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (yiIja)

84 Well if Cooper wasn't gay before he certainly is now.

Posted by: Kronos at January 02, 2013 08:44 AM (6EFOB)

85 Is this sack tickling stunt something only dirty old whores perform? I've never heard of that particular maneuver.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2013 08:45 AM (/ZZCn)

86 It's true I got a semi-chub for a moment. But that's only because I thought it was Carrot-Top down there. He's got bigger tits.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:45 AM (Lxw+T)

87 Far worse than any tabloidy thing on Fox News.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 12:41 PM (T0NGe)

------

*** looks longingly at Kim Guilfoyle.....***

Well????

Posted by: Bob Beckel at January 02, 2013 08:45 AM (nELVU)

88 What time is Ow My Balls on tonight? I need to pickup some Big Ass Fries and Brawndo on the way home.

Posted by: Frito at January 02, 2013 08:45 AM (v9Cj5)

89 Someone has to get in the barrel with Griffin, and he's at #82.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 08:45 AM (Lxw+T)

90
Woot...

Moron meetup...... in the barrel

Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2013 08:46 AM (nELVU)

91 Griffin could turn Hugh Hefner gay, who, by the way, married his 26 year-old girlfriend New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:46 AM (UOM48)

92 Marcus: barrel

Posted by: Frito at January 02, 2013 08:46 AM (v9Cj5)

93 What time is Ow My Balls on tonight? I need to pickup some Big Ass Fries and Brawndo on the way home. I'm coming, my friend. I'm nearly here.

Posted by: Idiocracy at January 02, 2013 08:46 AM (Lxw+T)

Completely out of the blue, Griffin said, Â“I'm going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That's not bad.Â”

----

I dunno, that seems pretty in the blue to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (SO2Q8)

95 Of course she's knows he's gay. . .half her audience is gay.

I think all of "her" audience is gay men. (a) Most of the time she gets gigs like this where nobody is really tuning in for her. (b) They think she's a drag queen. (c) They're right.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (T0NGe)

96 She's revolting. Even with all that plastic surgery. Very sad.

Posted by: Sassy at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (lhBr9)

97 Brawndo has what plants crave.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (obHYs)

98 the woodpeckers in my yard are huge-----the adult males look remarkably like Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (Dll6b)

99 You know the sound that brakes make when the pads are gone and the metal is grinding against the discs?

I'd listen to that for hours before listening to Mr Griffin for 10 seconds.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 08:47 AM (wwsoB)

100 41 nails it. Good job, Allen.

Posted by: Truman North at January 02, 2013 08:48 AM (I2LwF)

101 I forget the network, but Tim Allen's latest sitcom "Last Man Standing" is very funny and solidly conservative without bashing you over the head with dogma. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 02, 2013 12:14 PM (4uh3z) I keep forgetting to add that to the dvr queue. I don't know why, I quite like him. People mock the various Christian movies that are being made but the ROI on those is fantastic. There is absolutely a market for the religious crowd.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 02, 2013 08:48 AM (VtjlW)

102 We need to have a national conversation about televised ball sack tickling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:48 AM (UOM48)

103 No, we're not interested in making a great deal of easy money if it means cottoning to your ilk." Oh, but they'd be all over your ass like Republican consultants, eager to "help" you start a new network if you rounded up a few billion dollars.

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 08:48 AM (FcR7P)

104 93 What time is Ow My Balls on tonight? I need to pickup some Big Ass Fries and Brawndo on the way home.

I'm coming, my friend. I'm nearly here.

Posted by: Idiocracy at January 02, 2013 12:46 PM (Lxw+T)

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Posted by: EC at January 02, 2013 08:48 AM (GQ8sn)

105 A well-placed shot about her skanky looks would have been more effective than a well-placed knee to her snout. Though the knee would have made me feel better.

Posted by: slug at January 02, 2013 08:49 AM (vVv3V)

106
I'd listen to that for hours before listening to Mr Griffin for 10 seconds.

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What Id do???

Posted by: Peter Griffin at January 02, 2013 08:49 AM (nELVU)

107 Mr Marcus, your agonizer please

Posted by: Bearded Ace at January 02, 2013 08:49 AM (wwsoB)

108 What time is Ow My Balls on tonight? I need to pickup some Big Ass Fries and Brawndo on the way home.

Mike Judge is a genius.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2013 08:49 AM (KXm42)

109 I'd hit it....whoops....already did.

Posted by: Ugly Stick at January 02, 2013 08:49 AM (UOM48)

110

>>Wow CNN, just wow. I'm no prude, but give me a break, this is a serious channel??

We need a Style Guide update.

CNN should always be referred to with a mention of this.

"In a break from sack licking, CNN today said..."

"CNN, best known for sack licking..."

etc.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (SUKHu)

111

Bitch. Why didn't I get offered that gig?

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (wAQA5)

112 How is that not sexual assault? Would he not have been arrested if the roles were reversed?

Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (XDC0v)

113 Drudge had it best with the juxtaposition: "Kathy Griffen kisses Anderson Cooper's crotch...on National TV" "Related: Zucker offers a hands-on approach" Tee-hee!

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (Y5I9o)

114 Is it safe to drop back out of his abdomen yet?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Sack at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (FcR7P)

115 Must repeat every day. You can not copy and paste from Word into AOS comments. Must put it in Notepad first to strip code.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (53z96)

116 Mike Judge is a genius. Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2013 12:49 PM (KXm42) Only after Seth McFarland.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (l86i3)

117 Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Posted by: EC at January 02, 2013 12:48 PM (GQ8sn)

Carl's Junior. Fuck you, I'm eating.

Posted by: yinzer at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (/Mla1)

118 #95

You raise a good point.

If her core audience consists of gay mean (which. . .it does) then an otherwise inexplicable stunt like this one might make sense. She's acting out a perceived audience fantasy.

Posted by: looking closely at January 02, 2013 08:50 AM (PwGfd)

119 How is that not sexual assault? Would he not have been arrested if the roles were reversed? We'll find out when she goes on Letterman. Is there a dirtier old man on TV than Bitter Dave?

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 08:51 AM (FcR7P)

120 We need a Style Guide update.
CNN should always be referred to with a mention of this.
"In a break from sack licking, CNN today said..."
"CNN, best known for sack licking..."
etc.

This is what I was talking about in #13. If you're getting interviewed, attack the media. Have it ready. Newsbusters is a pretty easy site to search on.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:51 AM (T0NGe)

121 Posted by: marcus at January 02, 2013 12:44 PM (GGCsk

Barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 02, 2013 08:51 AM (8y9MW)

122 Even Dennis Prager is mocking the ginger limpet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 02, 2013 08:52 AM (Lxw+T)

123 If memory serves, Ms. Griffin was married to some idiot for a nano-second.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:52 AM (UOM48)

124

btw guys, as I said last night I am happy with the fiscal cliff deal. This is a great way to sum it up from instapundit:

Â“The Democrats have made the Bush tax rates permanent for 98 percent of the public, which Republicans couldnÂ’t even do when they controlled both houses of Congress and the presidency.Â”

Yeah, but thereÂ’s this rule: Anything less than a 100% victory for the GOP is instead a major victory for the Dems, according to all Democrats and most Republicans.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:52 AM (tVTLU)

125 >>>How is that not sexual assault? Would he not have been arrested if the roles were reversed?

Kathy's ball sack isn't ticklish.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2013 08:53 AM (/ZZCn)

126 Insert that photo of Carrot top. Kathie Griffith belongs on the d list.

Posted by: Fresh at January 02, 2013 08:54 AM (O7ksG)

127 Just tried the Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger from the McD's dollar menu. They (I got two) were good, reminiscent of the Cheddar Melt but kind of puny in comparison. 3 stars out of 5.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2013 08:54 AM (tkoGU)

128 If her core audience consists of gay mean (which. . .it does) then an otherwise inexplicable stunt like this one might make sense. She's acting out a perceived audience fantasy.

I don't think it's so much a fantasy as it's sex. I want to say "sexual innuendo" but she doesn't go for such subtleties. It's a particular version of "applause laughter". It's not really funny, but it has all the trappings and timing of a joke.

I think Anderson Cooper is only gay inasmuch as he wants to have sex with himself.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 08:54 AM (T0NGe)

129 How is that not sexual assault? Would he not have been arrested if the roles were reversed? If it were me and Megan Kelly, I would have looked like that face sucking creature from Alien, Yeah, I would have been arrested.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:54 AM (l86i3)

130 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Soona at January 02, 2013 08:55 AM (wogps)

131 127 - Was it like biting into "everything you wished for"? like the marketing slogan says?

Posted by: Sassy at January 02, 2013 08:55 AM (lhBr9)

132 I got nuthin'. Posted by: Soona at January 02, 2013 12:55 PM (wogps) I'm tryin, maybe too hard. Time to fold laundry and clean the kitchen

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:56 AM (l86i3)

133 >>I forget the network, but Tim Allen's latest sitcom "Last Man Standing" is very funny and solidly conservative without bashing you over the head with dogma.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 02, 2013 12:14 PM (4uh3z)

Just finished a "Last Man" about half hour ago.

One of Allen's lines was about Obama being good for business (Outdoor, Sporting Goods) but most of the customers are sleeping under bridges.

He's good for at least one conservative joke one per episode which unfortunately is unheard of these days.

He took some flack for this stuff in the lead up to the election.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 08:56 AM (aZ6ew)

134 CNN keeps Piers Morgan the prize 9 pm slot even though he trails not only Hannity and Madcow in the ratings, but trails guys looking for junk in backyards, nutty professors talking about aliens, and hipsters walking around in dark basements with night vision cameras.

Time-Warner accepts their money bleeding for the same reason Comcast and GE accept MSNBC's money losses. The return to the parent company in favors from TFG are probably in the range of 100 dollars in government contracts to every dollar thrown down the hole in those networks

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 08:56 AM (wwsoB)

135 This woman will do anything for attention: excessive plastic surgery, showing her ugly butt, canoodling with that morn Levi Johnson, and now this crap. Didn't she say fuck on air last year? It's clear that it is all planned. I'm not sure why Cooper would agree to appear with this ugly fag hag.

Posted by: red at January 02, 2013 08:56 AM (ymJbM)

136 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ ... yes, hair as red as the sun setting over the desert ... it was the sexiest camel you have ever seen ... wait? this microphone, it is on? Oh. And so ... Hello! It is I, Hadji, the Muslim comic. The question is asked of Hadji and of other, lesser comedics, whether or not women can be funny. Or 'the funny' as us funny people are to say. Hadji ... Hadji knows funny. Kathy Griffin she is not the funny. Kathy Griffin is - Hadji think - a woman. Thereupon, using the logic we Muslims have used for the past one thousand years, it is most evident that women are not funny. Or 'the funny' as we funny persons say. Hadji will make the demonstration. What is red and hairy and creates a lack of tumescence among men? The merest notion of Kathy Griffin. Thank you thank you thank you! Attempt the veal. The waitresses are deserving of alms. _

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at January 02, 2013 08:56 AM (RuUvx)

137

I believe it's traditional and expected for the female to either perform or offer to give head on New Year's Eve.

Let's not give up our heritage.

Posted by: jwest at January 02, 2013 08:57 AM (ZDsRL)

138

Somehow I doubt it smells as good as a sardine.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2013 08:57 AM (wAQA5)

139

>>How is that not sexual assault?

"Anderson Cooper, seemingly recovered from workplace harassment..."

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2013 08:58 AM (SUKHu)

140

But all networks (entertainment too) continue chasing smaller and smaller pieces of this minority pie instead of making an uncontested play for the fat majority of the pie.

CNN was on at the NYE party we attended. Everyone there, even the liberals, were repulsed by Kathy Griffin and that CNN put her stunt on the air.

Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 08:58 AM (pWeX5)

141 Were the words, "coochie-coochie-coo" ever mentioned?

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2013 08:59 AM (/ZZCn)

142
Tickle your sack with a feather?

Did not.

I CLEARLY said "Particularly nasty weather".

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 02, 2013 08:59 AM (nELVU)

143 Kathy Griffin jumped me a long time ago. I decided not to pursue, the smell of fish was too strong.

Posted by: The Shark at January 02, 2013 08:59 AM (/Mla1)

144 I see from Shorpy today that in 1941 a new refrigerator cost $127. That seems cheap until you factor in inflation. Using the gov numbers that would be the equivalent of $1900. That is half of what one costs now.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2013 09:01 AM (53z96)

145

Stacy McCain on Twitter:

>> Next year, CNN should get Andrew Sullivan to co-host New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin. That would be lively, eh?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2013 09:02 AM (SUKHu)

146

I believe it's traditional and expected for the female to either perform or offer to give head on New Year's Eve.

Let's not give up our heritage.

---

I had no idea. I am now SO looking forward to next New Years Eve. I hope i can get Wolf. He's dreamy...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 02, 2013 09:02 AM (SO2Q8)

147 Griffin is so repulsive even her own melanin is scrambling to escape her body. This explains why she is covered in freckles.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 02, 2013 09:03 AM (Lxw+T)

148 I believe it's traditional and expected for the female to either perform or offer to give head on New Year's Eve. Let's not give up our heritage. Posted by: jwest at January 02, 2013 12:57 PM (ZDsRL) I thought that was saved for Steak and BJ Day, aka March 14th.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 02, 2013 09:03 AM (VtjlW)

149 If wasn't gay before her suggestion, he is now.

Posted by: Peej at January 02, 2013 09:03 AM (u0XTA)

150 Domino's sucks BTW.

Posted by: Too early to go off on a tangent? at January 02, 2013 09:05 AM (KXm42)

151 I'm not used to news and cultural analysis from Hadji but he nailed it.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 09:05 AM (aZ6ew)

152 Crap wrong thread.

Go to the next thread to see a repat performance of this comment.

Posted by: Too early to go off on a tangent? at January 02, 2013 09:06 AM (KXm42)

153 Kathy Griffen: making fag hags look bad.

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2013 09:07 AM (z63Tr)

154 124 I absolutely agree. The stupidity and whining and posturing that was going on here yesterday got so retarded and childish i had to leave twice and go do something else. So I bought more ammo and I felt much better.

Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:07 AM (XDC0v)

155 Also from Instapundit:

Remember, ObamaÂ’s first offer was for a $1.6 trillion tax hike and an infinite debt limit hike. Boehner countered with $800 billion. The final deal was for only $600 billion.

How is that not a Â“winÂ” for Republicans?

Go read it-

Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:08 AM (XDC0v)

156

I thought that was saved for Steak and BJ Day, aka March 14th.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 02, 2013 01:03 PM (VtjlW)

Blow jobs are go-to gift for just about any occasion. I'm having trouble accepting the credibility of those commenters who act as though they've never accepted head from any less-than-beautiful woman after midnight.

Posted by: jwest at January 02, 2013 09:10 AM (ZDsRL)

157 I'd rather have my sack tickled by a woodchipper

Posted by: Jaws at January 02, 2013 09:16 AM (4I3Uo)

158 I'd hit it. With a gorillas fist!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2013 09:23 AM (WX65W)

159 Griffin's comedy is disturbingly revealing of her insecurity. Watching her trash celebs while getting her face carved up by surgeons is like watching an anorexic chick get thinner and thinner. Yet networks still put her on TV for public consumption.

Posted by: Brisco_County at January 02, 2013 09:23 AM (iQ0hj)

160

That whole scene was so awful, it reminded me of the comment: "Huffing Liquid A$$" which was made at AoSHQ regarding Sean Penn's intelligence.

CNN is clearly re-branding - although to what, I have no idea. Seriously. Do they they think getting a 52yo red headed skank to faux-tease a 45yo prematurely graying douche-bag-of-a-phony journlist is appealing to ratings? In what particular demographic? The CNN producers should be tatooed with Coptic Christian symbols and dropped buck naked in Tahir Square. Or worse yet - have to spend an evening with Kathy Griffen.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 02, 2013 09:25 AM (n8LUb)

161

That whole scene was so awful, it reminded me of the comment: "Huffing Liquid A$$" which was made at AoSHQ regarding Sean Penn's intelligence.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 02, 2013 09:25 AM (n8LUb)

162 In all likelihood, some rich dude on the board put her up to it, just to embarrass the gay guy.

Posted by: sTevo at January 02, 2013 09:26 AM (UEh55)

163 In all likelihood, some rich dude on the board put her up to it, just to embarrass the gay guy.

Posted by: sTevo at January 02, 2013 09:26 AM (UEh55)

164

161 In all likelihood, some rich dude on the board put her up to it, just to embarrass the gay guy.

There's gotta be a better way for her to earn $5.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 02, 2013 09:27 AM (n8LUb)

165

One more reason why "America" is dead and why I won't do one more damned thing to help this godforsaken "country." We are saturated with debauchery and parasitism and you all expect me to give a crap about the debt ceiling? Don't you get it? We're DONE. FINISHED. OVER.

Posted by: F. Yoo at January 02, 2013 09:30 AM (x9s9/)

166 Kathy Griffin likes the "worm that's been fishing for brown trout"... she gives skanks a bad name

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 02, 2013 09:32 AM (Jls4P)

167 112 How is that not sexual assault? Would he not have been arrested if the roles were reversed? Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 12:50 PM (XDC0v Don't worry, Kathy, I rely on the affirmative defense of being better than the unwashed rabble. It works. Have your peeps call my peeps.

Posted by: David Gregory at January 02, 2013 09:43 AM (XfHMV)

168 hee hee hee He said pie.

Posted by: Beavis at January 02, 2013 09:47 AM (71LDo)

169 Here is why she does it....would you guess she is worth between $13,000,000 and $15,000,000? I would not. For a skank of her "beauty and talent", any publicity feeds the bulldog.

http://networth.org/kathy-griffin-net-worth-933/

http://tinyurl.com/bhnvnsu

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 02, 2013 09:48 AM (kXoT0)

170 Kathy Griffin obviously enjoys the taste of poo-poo.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at January 02, 2013 09:50 AM (VTeUD)

171 She should have told Cooper, "Just close your eyes, and visualize Barack Obama." He probably would've whipped it right out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2013 09:55 AM (29+x5)

172 Regarding Kathy Griffin as I posted on the other thread:
Here is why she does it....would you guess she is worth between $13,000,000 and $15,000,000? I would not. For a skank of her "beauty and talent", any publicity feeds the bulldog.
http://networth.org/kathy-griffin-net-worth-933/
http://tinyurl.com/bhnvnsu

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 02, 2013 10:02 AM (kXoT0)

173 This confirms what I have always thought; Kathy Griffin is a gay man.

Posted by: Opinionator at January 02, 2013 10:28 AM (H14Av)

174

If Kathy Griffin is on, I turn the channel and/or turn off the TV.

We used to use a word called "skeeves," to describe something that makes your flesh crawl. Kathy Griffin "skeeves me out."

I'd be afraid to be in the same room with her. I'd be afraid to breathe the same air, for fear of catching something. It's not just that she is pathetic, or coarse, or nasty, etc.

She seems *nasty.*

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 02, 2013 10:57 AM (4WC+3)

175 I predict she will die ugly and miserable.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 11:03 AM (DoZD+)

176 Didn't Griffin do the same schtick the previous New Year's program. She is a comedy genius. Transgresive. Cutting edge.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 02, 2013 11:10 AM (qwK3S)

177 Why does the homophobic and vulgar Kathy Griffin insist on sexually harassing the dreamy yet sexually unavailable Anderson Cooper? If she were a lesbian, and I would support that completely, and Anderson Cooper instead a straight male who insisted on inappropriately touching her, there would be outrage! Justified outrage! Despite her correctly-thinking stance on a wide range of social issues, the Brattleboro Democratic Women's Club cannot support her by taking a charter bus to her next appearance at Foxwoods Casino.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 02, 2013 11:32 AM (jCQ+I)

178 173 I predict she will die ugly and miserable.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 03:03 PM (DoZD+)

Yep, kids of the future will look at her the same way we look at Sally Struthers: "Was there ever a time when she was considered attractive? What were they on?"

For the record, Kathy Griffin was kind of cute in Shakes the Clown, but that was 20 years and a lot of mileage ago.

Posted by: Rod Munsch at January 02, 2013 12:22 PM (2aB+q)

179 Well... I hope she cleaned it real good with a Clorox Wipe before sticking it in her mouth. If you know what I mean...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 02, 2013 02:07 PM (niZvt)

180 Truly a master of skanktitude

Posted by: kawfytawk at January 02, 2013 02:21 PM (qdzWt)

181 Repeal the Hollywood tax cuts. The left wing mass media is a political enemy, and degenerate. It doesn't deserve sweetheart intellectual property laws and tax breaks.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 02, 2013 04:45 PM (7UXGr)

182 CoolCzech lives? Wow. Welcome back to the poor side of town. We've missed you.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 02, 2013 05:30 PM (dPSpR)

183 Kathy Griffin = Gross.

Just plain GROSS. Remember that word? that describes so much of the Leftoid "zeitgeist." (And I ain't no bluenose, either.)

Posted by: beverly at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (AtjNT)

184 She makes me embarrassed to be a human, let alone a female. Skank.

Posted by: tired at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (adOUE)

185 pretty sure you're wrong about how the pie is divided. people act conservative because for some reason it's the thing to do in public. my issue is that this is seen as a joke. even when viewed as a bad joke this missed the mark by far. when is sexual harassment okay? if it was the other way around i'm certain anderson would be arrested by now.

Posted by: anthony at January 03, 2013 11:16 AM (hpHsL)

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