October 25, 2013
— Open Blogger It's Friday! Time to boogie down. Time to get your twerk on.
In that spirit, a post full of news guaranteed to lighten your mood and, with that in mind, I'm saving the best for last. So, no skipping ahead!
Sporting news:
You know that feeling, when your team is losing.... again... and you find it hard to support them. You don't WANT to be a fair-weather fan, but HEY! they made you do it. They left you no choice, right? Tell it to this bloke --> Skip ahead to the 40 sec mark.
In Parenting news:
There's this guy. Tell me, now. How will that little girl ever find a man who measures up to dear, old dad? (HT to BCochran for the link)
Trivial Pursuit-type news:
In Pop Culture news:
The Maltese Falcon can now be yours, but it won't come cheap.
For the moronettes: This fella has held up well over the years.
In news that's bound to break a few hearts. Miranda Kerr will no longer model for Victoria's Secret. VS cites Kerr as being "difficult" and failing to sell as much as the other models. Uh huh. I'm detecting sour grapes. Remember how nasty they were about Kate Upton, saying "She is too obvious. She's like a Page 3 girl. She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy. We would never use [Kate]". That was, if you remember, just before they published old photos of her in their catalog.
And, in breaking news, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announce plans to divorce. Really, who can blame him? Who wants an unemployed wife just lounging about all day?
Well, that's all I've got for tonight. Be sure to consume responsibly and, while you're at it....
Get down with your bad selves!
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Posted by: toby928© goes Cockney Bookblack at October 25, 2013 04:00 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 25, 2013 04:01 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Barry "Clubber Lang" Soetoro at October 25, 2013 04:02 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 25, 2013 04:03 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Justamom at October 25, 2013 04:04 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: no good deed at October 25, 2013 04:04 PM (k55Fc)
Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at October 25, 2013 04:05 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 25, 2013 04:05 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2013 04:05 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Justamom at October 25, 2013 04:06 PM (Sptt8)
http://tinyurl.com/n59954d
Gawker article about him dipping his wick in the company ink well.
But then we all KNEW this anyway. On some level.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:06 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2013 04:07 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at October 25, 2013 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:08 PM (lVPtV)
To a woman?!
Posted by: Y-not at October 25, 2013 08:07 PM (5H6zj) <<<
I *sense* this was merely a diversion.
Posted by: Legolas at October 25, 2013 04:09 PM (/C6Mj)
Posted by: mama winger at October 25, 2013 04:09 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:09 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:13 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at October 25, 2013 04:13 PM (tHXgZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 08:09 PM (DmNpO)
Well, I was . . diverted.
Yeah that's the word I want to use.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:13 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 25, 2013 04:13 PM (sByIH)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 25, 2013 04:14 PM (+w+60)
The French are to Hygiene like the British are to Dental Care.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:15 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:15 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:17 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 25, 2013 04:17 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 25, 2013 04:17 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:18 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2013 04:20 PM (4BA+Y)
Posted by: chango butt at October 25, 2013 04:20 PM (qQk+U)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 25, 2013 04:21 PM (As/N8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:21 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 25, 2013 04:22 PM (As/N8)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 25, 2013 04:23 PM (oTbs2)
Posted by: DC in Towson at October 25, 2013 04:23 PM (eQJwb)
Fap counts. We did the software.
Posted by: CGI federal at October 25, 2013 04:24 PM (tHXgZ)
Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2013 04:24 PM (4BA+Y)
I mean, really, just look at the guy. I'll wait....
Who votes for that as their representative?
The dude is a straight-up dunce.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at October 25, 2013 04:24 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:25 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami -GO CARDS!!!! at October 25, 2013 04:26 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:26 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami -GO CARDS!!!! at October 25, 2013 04:27 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami -GO CARDS!!!! at October 25, 2013 04:28 PM (bCEmE)
@45Just to keep it light and airy: Alan Grayson.
I mean, really, just look at the guy. I'll wait....
Who votes for that as their representative?
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His ads for his reelection campaign used to pop up all the time over at NRO (and no doubt will once again as it gets closer to 2014). His appearance in those ads always struck me as the prototype for the "white collar antagonist" type of character.
Posted by: junior at October 25, 2013 04:28 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 08:17 PM (lVPtV)
I looked....can't find any either. But I did find this: <<<
Oh, they're T-bone's sisters.
Posted by: Cory Booker at October 25, 2013 04:29 PM (/C6Mj)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami -GO CARDS!!!! at October 25, 2013 04:29 PM (bCEmE)
"Patti Freese" of New York, New York. They have been a couple for 10 years. YES, Shepard Smith is a straight man and, YES, his fiancee is a straight woman. No great mystery, just a loving, passionate romantic relationship. Shepard prefers not to discuss his fiancee in interviews to protect her anonymity (that's why there are no public photos of them together, either). Miss Freese prefers to remain 'behind' the camera(s) to preserve her privacy. They will tie-the-knot later this year (2013). (wiki answers)
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A lengthy hetero engagement before the guy is revealed as gay...
Sounds familiar...
Posted by: junior at October 25, 2013 04:30 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Beto at October 25, 2013 04:31 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:31 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: president schwarzenegger at October 25, 2013 04:32 PM (tHXgZ)
(it's the teeth. And she needs to eat a cookie now and then)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:32 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: no good deed at October 25, 2013 04:32 PM (k55Fc)
Posted by: Beto at October 25, 2013 04:33 PM (MhA4j)
http://tinyurl.com/m7ouclg
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:34 PM (aTXUx)
Just turned down freshly laundered linens to crawl in bed and read.
SPIDER ON THE PILLOW.
Killed it. Now I'm conflicted as to whether to burn the pillowcase in the fireplace.
Jeebus Jiminy Cricket. Kill me now. Gah. {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:34 PM (lVPtV)
Ha.. who am I kiddin? One twerk and I'd be in traction.. but, hey.. it's fun to pretend!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2013 04:35 PM (b/lt+)
Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2013 04:35 PM (TKFmG)
Jenna-Louise Coleman Open Thread Compliance pic #3
http://tinyurl.com/c8cwgwv
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:36 PM (aTXUx)
So either they're about to get sued into oblivion or they know what they're talking about. (or Maria doesn't give a shit.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:36 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:37 PM (lVPtV)
Jenna-Louise Coleman Open Thread Compliance pic #4
http://tinyurl.com/n5uetfg
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:38 PM (aTXUx)
Try and remember that as icky and creepy spiders are, they EAT other more creepy and icky critters THAT YOU CAN'T SEE!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
So cut them a little slack.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:38 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami -GO CARDS!!!! at October 25, 2013 04:39 PM (bCEmE)
Sounds familiar...
Posted by: junior
..........
Yup.. just like George Clooney..
hehehe.. I've been kidding my wife with this running joke that Clooney is gay for years.. and it just pisses her off enough that I have kept it up all these years.. We must have our little torments, eh guys?
Maybe I'll start with the rumor.. "Hey, I heard that Jonathan Rhys Meyers guy is gay.." tonight before that Dracula show.. I may get something thrown at me for that though!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2013 04:40 PM (b/lt+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 25, 2013 04:40 PM (oFCZn)
Jenna-Louise Coleman Open Thread Compliance pic #5
http://tinyurl.com/lqtfap6
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:40 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 25, 2013 04:41 PM (oFCZn)
So cut them a little slack.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 08:38 PM (lAZep)
Not when the fuckers are crawling on my pillow. Oh, and husband woke up one night several years ago with his hand feeling like it was on fire. Next morning, there's a wolf spider crawling around on the floor next to his side of the bed. He had a bite on his left hand that took forever to heal. And yeah, the spider was squished.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)
I don't know what the ckuf is going on here.
Why post her picture for a story about gay shep?
is it a conspiracy? is it maria making hints (you know those body builders are a little *strange*)
Or is shep really a Kennedy f*cker and figures being gay is the way to get there?
IDK
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:42 PM (lAZep)
Down came the shoe and wiped the spider out
Posted by: HHS Sec Syphilis at October 25, 2013 04:42 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2013 04:42 PM (4BA+Y)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 25, 2013 04:42 PM (d7tB2)
...........
I have no idea who this Jenna-Louise Coleman is.. but out of respect for a fellow moron, I will click on these links...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2013 04:42 PM (b/lt+)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 25, 2013 08:42 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:43 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:43 PM (DmNpO)
we have gay spiders that look like maria shriver getting into a pillow fight at janes house?
Or did i misread something.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 25, 2013 04:44 PM (lAZep)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 04:45 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 25, 2013 04:45 PM (As/N8)
I was in Kroger a few days ago, reaching for a package of precious bacon, when a spider descended from somewhere in front of me.
I left without bacon.
Will someone rid me of this spider curse?!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:45 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 25, 2013 04:46 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Prozac the Killer Clown at October 25, 2013 04:47 PM (ujMoa)
From the WTF files:
BOSTON, Oct. 25 (UPI) --
The Harvard School of Public health gave former President Clinton and his daughter, Chelsea, awards for their work in health programs, the school said.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2013 04:48 PM (nKUHR)
Posted by: Beto at October 25, 2013 04:48 PM (MhA4j)
I first heard that term in Monster Manual II - the "stench kine". Demon cows.
A pretty stupid monster, actually. Probably should have been inserted in the Fiend Folio.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 25, 2013 04:48 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:49 PM (DmNpO)
Jenna-Louise Coleman is a British actress who is the latest Companion to Doctor Who
I liked the ginger Karen Gillan, but when Jenna replaced her I had an urge to duck into the TARDIS for a private moment
In a few weeks we meet the Twelfth Doctor.. I guess on the BBC if you like your Doctor, don't get too used to him
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 25, 2013 04:49 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 25, 2013 04:50 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: CMU VET at October 25, 2013 04:51 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:51 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at October 25, 2013 04:52 PM (iv+Ix)
Posted by: Beto at October 25, 2013 04:52 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 25, 2013 04:54 PM (ujMoa)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 25, 2013 04:54 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at October 25, 2013 04:54 PM (QupBk)
She's making her mark in the world of diarrhea. Which after the shit daddums and mummy pulled, she should have a clue about it.
From NewsBusters
http://tinyurl.com/lapfj95
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 04:56 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 08:49 PM (DmNpO)
The Jags were actually really good early in their existence during the Coughlin years. They were 9-7 and a playoff team in only their second year. Then they went 11-5, 11-5, and 14-2 in 1999.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:56 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 25, 2013 04:56 PM (ujMoa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 04:57 PM (DmNpO)
Awoke to what I thought was a moth flying my head one night, one quick backhand to shoo him away resulted in me knocking a bat out against the wall. I was pretty impressed with myself.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 25, 2013 04:57 PM (IV4od)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 25, 2013 08:54 PM (ujMoa)
I wonder how much of that was Katy Perry paying him off to get the fuck out of her life
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:57 PM (aTXUx)
10874
hehehe.. I've been kidding my wife with this running joke that Clooney is gay for years..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2013 08:40 PM (b/lt+)
-------------------------
He isn't?
Always struck me as excessively ...um....pretty.
---------------
He is the actor who revealed that he assumed Bruce Wayne was gay when he had the role...
Posted by: junior at October 25, 2013 04:57 PM (UWFpX)
Jeez louise. Now I've scared myself to death. Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 04:58 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: fluffy at October 25, 2013 04:59 PM (wHzpq)
Posted by: Sam in va at October 25, 2013 04:59 PM (cX7eZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 08:57 PM (DmNpO)
If the Giants don't turn things around very quickly, there will be calls for the Giants to fire him
He seems to have privately mellowed in his old age, but he still gives the players coming to the sideline a look like they just backed into his car
Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2013 04:59 PM (aTXUx)
Hope husband and son enjoy sleeping in the wild with the Scouts tonight. Lucky fucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:00 PM (lVPtV)
Hope husband and son enjoy sleeping in the wild with the Scouts tonight. Lucky fucks.
Yeah. Lucky bastards.
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 25, 2013 05:01 PM (UNAH3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV)
Maybe that'll help.
Posted by: Retread at October 25, 2013 05:02 PM (IiAs3)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 05:03 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: fastfreefall at October 25, 2013 05:04 PM (Swihg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 25, 2013 05:05 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Sign the Petition! Ban deadly DST! at October 25, 2013 05:07 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:09 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 25, 2013 05:10 PM (4tK7k)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 25, 2013 05:12 PM (Uzdb3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 25, 2013 05:12 PM (aDwsi)
'Night all. Hope those of you mocking me dream of face spiders eating your eyeballs tonight. {{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: fastfreefall at October 25, 2013 05:14 PM (Swihg)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 05:15 PM (doBIb)
Figures. Should have known.
First Lady Michelle ObamaÂ’s Princeton classmate is a top executive at the company that earned the contract to build the failed Obamacare website.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2013 05:15 PM (nKUHR)
So you're telling me there's a chance?
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 09:15 PM (doBIb)
With Orlando? Pretty sure.
*ducks*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:16 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 05:17 PM (doBIb)
Srsly.
Anyhow, Zeke Emmanuel, the Angel of Doom, is coming up on Megyn Kelly in a few minutes.
I'd pop popcorn, but it would probably attract spiders.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:18 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] The spiders in Jane's kitchen at October 25, 2013 05:19 PM (bCEmE)
Dammit. Now I've freaked myself out again.
Anyhow, 'night all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:19 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Alan Grayson phone home at October 25, 2013 05:21 PM (i9tfZ)
Posted by: Beto at October 25, 2013 05:21 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 25, 2013 05:22 PM (4tK7k)
Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2013 05:22 PM (tyDFN)
Miss Shepard Smith is an ass bandit? Who knew? Does Miss Lindsey acknowledge Miss Smith's predilection?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 25, 2013 05:23 PM (pJF+c)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 25, 2013 05:24 PM (WD0KF)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 05:25 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 05:26 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at October 25, 2013 05:27 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 25, 2013 05:27 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 05:30 PM (doBIb)
Klux Klan wrote on page 21 of the September 1928 edition
Neat trick for someone who repudiated the Klan, and by the way died in 1877
Please not to be polluting comment-threads with partisan hack bullshit
Posted by: Ridley Scott and James Cameron at October 25, 2013 05:30 PM (d7tB2)
"D3L3T3 Th3 3LIT3 @ DRON3Z Fuck Politically Correct, End The Fed, NWO = REAL, Zionist Bankers = Satan, Truther, Sandy Hook False Flag, Boston Bombing False Flag, Ron Paul "
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 05:31 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:32 PM (IvCqi)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Morley
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 25, 2013 05:32 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: model_1066 at October 25, 2013 05:35 PM (3OFnS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 05:36 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: fastfreefall at October 25, 2013 05:38 PM (Swihg)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 25, 2013 05:38 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: T. Rantula at October 25, 2013 05:39 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 09:36 PM (DmNpO)
If I bust a move it will cost too much with Obamacare to get it fixed.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:39 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:40 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 05:41 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 05:42 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:43 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 09:41 PM (1jQhu)
no selfies, ya punk?
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)
wow
that dancing was extraordinary. Some rather ahead of Michael Jackson, some straight off the pole, and a couple of guys who are clearly friends of Reggie IYKWIMAITTYD
and pretty funny since they are all middle aged by now
Posted by: thunderb at October 25, 2013 05:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 09:42 PM (DmNpO)
I like their little chicky sammiches too.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:44 PM (IvCqi)
Did anyone see Megyn vs. "Doctor" Zeke Emmanuel?
Jeebus, he exudes evil over the TV. He's the Margaret Sanger worshiping brother of Rahm. He believes in less-than-perfect babies being forced to die after birth and the elderly to be denied care.
Megyn was good, but I kept yelling at her to be tougher.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:44 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 05:45 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 05:45 PM (doBIb)
Their chilli cheese fries were soggy at times, but good in a soggy salty cheesy chilli kind of way.
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 05:45 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 05:45 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 05:46 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 05:46 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:46 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 05:47 PM (MpP9p)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 09:46 PM (1jQhu)
thanks, man . . . i am feeling like warmed over crap, just like i have for days now, only this is the slightly inebriated version. so, yeah, better but nowhere near good. and i'm not pissed, never was (well, that one time with chemjeff, but that was in another life and, well, wtf ever happened to him?)
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 09:45 PM (MnSla)
uhhhh...I can feel my arteries hardening...kraving Krystals...how far from Raleigh to Pooler? *checks* crap, they'll be closed by the time I get there...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:48 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 05:48 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 09:47 PM (MpP9p)
Southern version of White Castle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:48 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 25, 2013 05:48 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 05:49 PM (MpP9p)
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 05:49 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 09:47 PM (MpP9p)
Chain of hamburger joints in the Southeast, same as White Castle in the NE. Heart attacks in little boxes. Delicious heart attacks...little boxes...*drools*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:49 PM (IvCqi)
Neat trick for someone who repudiated the Klan, and by the way died in 1877
Please not to be polluting comment-threads with partisan hack bullshit
Grandson with the same name, I think. The text says that his grandfather was the one that founded the Klan.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 25, 2013 05:50 PM (oTbs2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 05:50 PM (1jQhu)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 05:51 PM (MpP9p)
everybody kinda does. which, of course, would be totes awesome, since then we could win it in the Fens.
regarding the fat kitty, she's still all cool and no evidence of that 18 inches of dental floss in her poo. yeah, i've been on poo watch for, what, 5-6 days now?
she likes to shit around 11 pm, i'm up and naked and puttin' on lights. if i were capable of being embarrassed, that ship would have already sailed. 
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:51 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 25, 2013 09:50 PM (1jQhu)
If there was decadence Kratos slew him.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:51 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Eddie Money at October 25, 2013 05:52 PM (DajPN)
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 09:49 PM (9gNQd)
Jeez louise thanks. Just killed one earlier on my freshly laundered pillow case. I'm still freaked out about going to bed.
Evil fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:52 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 05:52 PM (MpP9p)
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:53 PM (8lmkt)
http://tinyurl.com/lqzlvon
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:53 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 05:54 PM (MnSla)
Evil fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 09:52 PM
Ooooohhh. Pillow spiders. Not good. Wanna hear a pillow spider story?
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 05:54 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)
Seriously.
{{{shudders}}}
I may come screaming back later if some hairy fucking spider is in my bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 05:55 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 05:55 PM (MpP9p)
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 09:55 PM (MpP9p)
Yes on both counts. He once told a story and I said "That was YOU???" lol, good times, good times...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:57 PM (IvCqi)
Seriously.
{{{shudders}}}
I may come screaming back later if some hairy fucking spider is in my bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2013 09:55 PM
Don't be a piker. It's a great story. I promise it won't involve an actual fatality.
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 05:57 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 25, 2013 05:58 PM (DajPN)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is too sober for this at October 25, 2013 05:58 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:58 PM (IvCqi)
Maybe it's the steamed onions ...
... but those friggin' things make me beg for the death that will not come.
My personal Hell will be starvation - while offered a plate of White Castles - served by Moochelle.
Posted by: ScoggDog ... hates those damned things at October 25, 2013 05:59 PM (6/+vz)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is too sober for this at October 25, 2013 09:58 PM (hO8IJ)
HAI I'm stuck in skating rink hell wishing I was DRUNMK.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 05:59 PM (IvCqi)
This came up in my weekly YouTube battle with mein Freund and now I miss Andrew Breitbart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nonGWDxcJNA
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2013 05:59 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 06:00 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is too sober for this at October 25, 2013 09:58 PM (hO8IJ)
Here, sweetie, come sit by me . . . (wanna smoke some pot, I'm srsly considering that as an alternative to yet another can o' cheap swill). xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 09:57 PM (9gNQd)
Keep talking and it might end up in one.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:00 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 09:59 PM (IvCqi)
Okay, now I feel like I will be taking one for the team . . . brb!!
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Newt at October 25, 2013 06:01 PM (1jQhu)
Meijer has this $4 screwtop wine from Chile with a black cat on the label. I seem to have finished the bottle.
Ok, I'm nbot drunk enough if I can still work pixy.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2013 06:01 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 09:59 PM (doBIb)
Yes. I. Am. The one in Wake Forest. Halloween party night tonight. I need a trench coat and a park bench.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:02 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 25, 2013 09:58 PM
It's for her own good, dave. Spider stories before bed will desensitize her. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 06:02 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2013 10:00 PM (hO8IJ)
Yes. Yes they do. So do drive ins, but the one near me might be closing soon. This, too, will make me a little sad.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:03 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 06:03 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ is too sober for this at October 25, 2013 09:58 PM (hO8IJ)
DRUNMK or sober. You're giving off mixed signals.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 25, 2013 06:03 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 25, 2013 10:01 PM (hO8IJ)
You are perfect and pixy is our bitch. That's all I got right now, busy pounding another brewski. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 06:04 PM (MpP9p)
Wow ... sorry I missed the party.
Heather - drink water. And take an Ibuprofen. Trust me.
Adios.
Posted by: ScoggDog ... is in the wrong rooom at October 25, 2013 06:04 PM (6/+vz)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 10:03 PM (doBIb)
Get yourself over there and have a Moron Meetup!
Yesh, EC . . . do it, do it now!!!
Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 25, 2013 06:05 PM (DajPN)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 25, 2013 06:05 PM (WD0KF)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 10:03 PM (doBIb)
Not too bad, in fact what crowd there was is clearing out a bit. If you saw the red Mustang convertible in the parking lot, it was mine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:05 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 06:06 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: stating the obvious at October 25, 2013 10:04 PM (tHXgZ)
If I could find a pig nose I'd go as Henry Waxman.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:06 PM (IvCqi)
Good Night All
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 25, 2013 06:07 PM (MnSla)
It's teenybopper night! No way!
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 10:06 PM (doBIb)
Hence the term "skating rink hell"...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:07 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 06:07 PM (MpP9p)
NO BID CONTRACT: Michelle O's Princeton classmate is executive at company that built Obamacare site...
Hell of a coincidence.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2013 06:08 PM (PjgvN)
Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2013 06:08 PM (4BA+Y)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vendette at October 25, 2013 10:07 PM (MpP9p)
I'll be in the parking lot at 11 waiting for The Boy to make an appearance. I'm only allowed to come along because I have a cool car and he needs a ride. Kids these days...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:09 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 10:09 PM (doBIb)
Point of interest...I work nights. 6:30PM-7AM Sun-Wednesday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 06:10 PM (IvCqi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 06:11 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 25, 2013 06:11 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: EC at October 25, 2013 06:13 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 25, 2013 10:00 PM
But it's a funny story. It involves a lot of rum. Sure there's a pillow and a funnel web, but it's still funny, since it didn't happen to me.
Posted by: otho at October 25, 2013 06:15 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 25, 2013 06:16 PM (DmNpO)
NO BID CONTRACT: Michelle O's Princeton classmate is executive at company that built Obamacare site...
Hell of a coincidence.
Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2013 10:08 PM (PjgvN)
Only if coincidence were a synonym for corruption.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 25, 2013 06:17 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: logprof at October 25, 2013 06:20 PM (4BA+Y)
He is the actor who revealed that he assumed Bruce Wayne was gay when he had the role...
Posted by: junior at October 25, 2013 08:57 PM (UWFpX)
There's a reason the BatSuit had nipples.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2013 06:29 PM (MBqvE)
Yes, I am a geek.
Posted by: acethepug at October 25, 2013 06:30 PM (luH5j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2013 06:58 PM (23Kgq)
Posted by: mojo at October 25, 2013 08:00 PM (AIC5Z)
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