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December 14, 2013

Kids' Test Answers That Are Wrong But Awesome
— Ace

Funny.

You've probably seen a lot of these before. Some of them are so funny/witty I kinda think they're fake.

Ah well. Let's just go with it.

via @DoreenHDickson

Posted by: Ace at 03:39 PM | Comments (294)
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1 ist is fake

Posted by: oj joe at December 14, 2013 03:41 PM (5fkya)

2 1st

Posted by: oj joe at December 14, 2013 03:42 PM (5fkya)

3 Kids say the darndest things.

The little bastards.

Posted by: Art Linkletter at December 14, 2013 03:42 PM (6TB1Z)

4 and first

Posted by: oj joe at December 14, 2013 03:43 PM (5fkya)

5 Those kids are gonna get a smack . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 03:43 PM (LSDdO)

6 I'm thinking the parallelogram SHOULD be renamed to Sam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2013 03:44 PM (cHZB7)

7 An entire thread of commenters trying to guess their post number. Woohoo.

Posted by: Meremortal, counting at December 14, 2013 03:44 PM (jTKU5)

8 I am the Rhombus. Coo-coo Ka-choo, coo-coo Ka-choo.

Posted by: Sam at December 14, 2013 03:45 PM (yC3ah)

9 I gave a similar link but for older students' test answers to logprof on an ONT a long time ago when logprof was complaining about his students' deficiencies. Sorry, I don't know where it is now.

But here's something interesting that a moron posted in one of the daytime threads yesterday...
dangerousminds.net/comments/taxidermied_mice_chess_set
(Sorry, I can't recall who to give him/her full credit for the find.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 03:46 PM (PDhMJ)

10 Number Nine

Posted by: Number Nine at December 14, 2013 03:46 PM (2DunM)

11 Wait. Those were wrong answers?

Posted by: teej at December 14, 2013 03:46 PM (r60DJ)

12 I am the Rhombus.
Coo-coo Ka-choo, coo-coo Ka-choo.

I don't care for this rhombus fellow. He's so two-dimensional.

Posted by: The parallelepiped at December 14, 2013 03:47 PM (6TB1Z)

13 Heh, I had to practice piano 30 minutes a day.

Posted by: The Nerdly Country Singer at December 14, 2013 03:47 PM (LUkGY)

14 Last one is classic smart alec bastard.

Probably something my kid would do.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 03:47 PM (doBIb)

15 8 >> I am the Rhombus.

Dammit Sam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2013 03:48 PM (cHZB7)

16 Taxidermied mice chess set?

Best. Gift. Ever. (for a brainiac cat perhaps)

Evening roonz and roonettez. Skating rink hell yet again.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 03:48 PM (RCSPL)

17 http://dangerousminds.net/comments/taxidermied_mice_chess_set

Best use of mice I've ever seen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 03:49 PM (LSDdO)

18 BTW, what is the yellow "rectangle" that's upright? (Unless you can use the same answer to more than one item so it is still a rectangle.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 03:49 PM (PDhMJ)

19 No offense Ace but Why we're you here? Go to dinner, go to a movie, go on a date, go have a drink Get yourself some weekend

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

20 I once pointed out an incorrect "Correct" answer to a SC Driver's License Examiner when I took their test 30 years ago.

He was one of the more intelligent looking and acting examiners I have seen over the years.

He said, "You know? You're right."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 03:49 PM (4Mv1T)

21 If I could play any musical instrument at all, it would be the piano. I'd be a nerd, but I'd be a ladies nerd.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (RCSPL)

22 I'm hoping that costume/prop staff for Game of Thrones bought the mice chess set for season four use.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (PDhMJ)

23 I'd say fake, but you should see some of the answers I get from my oldest son who has Aspergers. Literal brain is literal.

Posted by: Lauren at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (hFL/3)

24 He said, "You know? You're right."

And then you were put on the watch list.

Evening!

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (doBIb)

25 Why are you here. iPad lobotomy

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

26 Posted by: Number Nine at December 14, 2013 07:46 PM (2DunM)

No. It's Number Forty Two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 03:50 PM (LSDdO)

27 Oh, those are hilarious and, no, I have never seen them before. I actually understood most of them. I skipped a couple due to noncomprehension. I'm not gonna apologize for that. Certainly not here.

Anybody need a beer?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 03:51 PM (8lmkt)

28 Ace gets Saturday night off and we don't?
I'm going to have to talk to my union rep about this.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 03:51 PM (PDhMJ)

29 *shifty eyes*

Number 30 wasn't me.

*shifty eyes*

HCOONa Matata made me wheeze laughing so hard.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 03:51 PM (Gk3SS)

30 I'd be a ladies nerd

Oh, honey, you already are . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 03:52 PM (8lmkt)

31 Taxidermied mice chess set? Best. Gift. Ever. (for a brainiac cat perhaps) -------- I dunno, I used to do mouse research and so I think it's awesome. Not worth $450 but still cool.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 03:52 PM (GaqMa)

32 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 07:50 PM (RCSPL)

It's difficult to travel with.

They frown on letting you on buses and stuff.

I wish my mom hadn't FORCED me to play piano. (I think it was displacement activity to keep me from hanging with my friends)

I hated it and as soon as I could, I quit. Wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 03:53 PM (LSDdO)

33 No. It's Number Forty Two.

This always bothered me. 42 is so.......pedestrian. It's surrounded by two prime numbers. Why not go with one of those?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 03:53 PM (6TB1Z)

34 Lauren my aspire was at the pediatrician getting a physical Tech was doing a cursory vision check. She said to cover the left eye and look at a chart. The cover the right eye and look at the chart. Then she said "now both". Neurotypical kid would have used both eyes to read the chart. My 16 year old aspie, who has a normal IQ, covered both eyes. He couldn't make the inference

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 03:53 PM (zOTsN)

35 Peaches. Were you been lately? At night anyway. Not being nosy or anything.

But spill it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 03:53 PM (4Mv1T)

36 HCOONa Matata made me wheeze laughing so hard.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 07:51 PM (Gk3SS)

That's one I didn't understand. Now y'all will think I am stupid or senile or both. Still, help an old lady across the street, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 03:53 PM (8lmkt)

37 I would love to learn to play the Trombone.

Posted by: Sam the Rhombus at December 14, 2013 03:54 PM (yC3ah)

38 Where, dammit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 03:54 PM (4Mv1T)

39 Anybody need a beer?
Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

Yes, please.

*shoves mini chocolate cupcake with chocolate buttercream frosting through usb port as payment*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 03:55 PM (Gk3SS)

40 #19 should be given full credit.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 03:55 PM (doBIb)

41 And then you were put on the watch list.

Evening!

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 07:50 PM (doBIb)

as if he wasn't already?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 03:55 PM (RCSPL)

42 "He couldn't make the inference" That definitely sounds familiar!

Posted by: Lauren at December 14, 2013 03:55 PM (hFL/3)

43 OMG, I will send you a 12-pack for that, atc. nom nom nom . . . here you go, girl!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 03:55 PM (8lmkt)

44 as if he wasn't already?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
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Yea, well. When you consider the company I keep.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 03:56 PM (4Mv1T)

45 Oh, honey, you already are . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt)

Good to see you Peaches. Hope you are warm.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 03:56 PM (RCSPL)

46 That's one I didn't understand. Now y'all will think I am stupid or senile or both. Still, help an old lady across the street, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 07:53 PM (8lmkt)

http://youtu.be/xB5ceAruYrI

*is helpful*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 03:57 PM (Gk3SS)

47 Anybody need a beer? Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt) Already got one as a reward for getting the tree in the house without injury!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 03:57 PM (GaqMa)

48 It was symbolic to me. He followed her instructions to the letter and was going to try and read a chart with both eyes covered. That is how he experiences the world. A lot of nonsensical rules he does not understand but follows anyway

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 03:57 PM (zOTsN)

49 That's one I didn't understand. Now y'all will think I am stupid or senile or both. Still, help an old lady across the street, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 07:53 PM (8lmkt)

Makes me think you didn't have kids the right age to subject you to the torture that was "The Lion King" over and over and over and over and over...

Yea, well. When you consider the company I keep.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

Good point.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 03:58 PM (RCSPL)

50 It was symbolic to me. He followed her instructions to the letter and was going to try and read a chart with both eyes covered. That is how he experiences the world. A lot of nonsensical rules he does not understand but follows anyway Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 07:57 PM (zOTsN)

Dude, I would have done that because that is what the instructions were. You said cover one eye then the other eye and then both. That means cover both eyes. Obviously.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 03:59 PM (Gk3SS)

51 He followed her instructions to the letter and was going to try and read a chart with both eyes covered. That is how he experiences the world. Just be happy she didn't start playing with her hair.

Posted by: Best, Mike at December 14, 2013 04:00 PM (yC3ah)

52 What's a matta baby?

That's an old old joke. (which I forgot but that's the lead in.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 04:00 PM (LSDdO)

53 Not fake. There's a joker like this in every class. Always a boy, BTW. I absolutely love it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2013 04:01 PM (dfYL9)

54 *is helpful*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 07:57 PM (Gk3SS)

Ah, a movie reference. Yay, I'm not retarded after all!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:01 PM (8lmkt)

55 In the small world department, I drove across town today to give some clay throwing equipment and clays for skeet shooting to a scout leader I met on the local gun forum. He lives 30 miles away. Within 10 minutes we determined he had gone to high school with my wife 30 years ago.

His nickname then? "Combat"
20 years USMC, then DEA.

There's a cool nickname in high school.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:02 PM (4Mv1T)

56 I showed these to my 11 year old and he had a good laugh. Now I think he's going to try writing some of those answers on tests.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:02 PM (doBIb)

57 Mom forced me to take band in 7th grade Bitter Clinger due to having a transistor radio pinned to my ear since 4th grade (British invasion) among other things from younger years. I said "Fine, I'm gonna play drums." Her eyes rolled as she looked up. The counselor enrolling me laughed. The rest is a history. A sad, sordid history.

Posted by: teej at December 14, 2013 04:03 PM (Nsomq)

58 Always a boy, BTW. A Boy named Hope?

Posted by: Sam the Rhombus at December 14, 2013 04:03 PM (yC3ah)

59 Ah, a movie reference. Yay, I'm not retarded after all!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:01 PM (8lmkt)

Of course you aren't!

*clinks*

Speaking of Disney movies, the South Park movie is even more hilarious when you realize that it follows the rules for a Disney kids movie to the letter. Pacing, song placement, the whole shebang.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)

60 I liked the 'if I had one hour to live' answer. I imagine the author had to suffer a few hate dagger stares from the teacher for the rest of the year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2013 04:03 PM (cHZB7)

61 Posted by: teej at December 14, 2013 08:03 PM (Nsomq)

Drums? DRUMS?

I woulda killed to play drums.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 04:04 PM (LSDdO)

62 20 years USMC, then DEA.

There's a cool nickname in high school.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 08:02 PM (4Mv1T)

Very cool. Plus he knew who to aim his fuckin' weapon at and it wasn't the other kids in the school. Is he, by any chance, single?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:06 PM (8lmkt)

63 Speaking of kids, Rudolph is on!

Gotta watch ' email on the tee-vee. Santa's kind of an ass, tho.

Posted by: Gem at December 14, 2013 04:07 PM (zw+pb)

64 I liked the 'if I had one hour to live' answer.

Yes, I almost ruined my keyboard on that one, Gnu!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:07 PM (8lmkt)

65 Is he, by any chance, single?
Posted by: Peaches
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He started his family AFTER he retired from shooting at people. He's a burly little bear with a shaggy beard, bad knee, and dog hair all over his lumber jack shirt. Owns a security company now.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:09 PM (4Mv1T)

66 Morons and moronettes in training, every one of them!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 04:09 PM (6fSty)

67 58 Always a boy, BTW. A Boy named Hope? Posted by: Sam the Rhombus at December 14, 2013 08:03 PM (yC3ah) ----------------------- I guess not! But usually a boy, in my experience.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2013 04:10 PM (dfYL9)

68 BTW, who is moronette Neets?

I've never seen that nic before unless she posts during the wee hours of the ONT.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:10 PM (doBIb)

69 I dunno, I used to do mouse research and so I think it's awesome. Not worth $450 but still cool. You ever skin a small rodent? Not. Easy.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 04:10 PM (6fSty)

70 Oh, you're killin' me here, TR . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:10 PM (8lmkt)

71 BTW, who is moronette Neets?

Apparently, she's on the AoS Facebook thing and her husband was killed by a shelf falling off on him. Absolutely awful. Never seen her before either but prayers have been said. So sad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:12 PM (8lmkt)

72 There's an Ace of Spades facebook page?

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:14 PM (doBIb)

73 Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 08:10 PM (6fSty) When I said "research" I meant "wrist deep in mouse blood." although even the dozen or so I did skin probably couldn't have been taxidermied. (the other thousand or so were not skinned.) I recognize it's hard, I'm just saying it's not worth it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 04:14 PM (GaqMa)

74 i once had a teacher that would give partial credit for witty but wrong answers

Posted by: Avi at December 14, 2013 04:15 PM (kcF49)

75 Oh, you're killin' me here, TR . . .
Posted by: Peaches
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Yea, sorry. But he's taught half the youth in his county how to shoot. Started with Boy Scouts, then the Girls Scouts heard about him, then the Explorers.

Then some church youth groups.

I told him when he got done with them to head over to my county.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:15 PM (4Mv1T)

76 There's an Ace of Spades facebook page? Great. Now he knows.

Posted by: Sam the Rhombus at December 14, 2013 04:15 PM (yC3ah)

77 There's an Ace of Spades facebook page? Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 08:14 PM (doBIb Indeed, I could pies off my liberal friends with that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 04:15 PM (GaqMa)

78 can't wait to see Broadway Rocky-sarc

Posted by: Avi at December 14, 2013 04:16 PM (kcF49)

79 That is so horribly sad about Neets. God help and comfort her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2013 04:16 PM (dfYL9)

80 I don't see any links to the AoS fb page anywhere. Is it a "secret" type page?

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:16 PM (doBIb)

81 i once had a teacher that would give partial credit for witty but wrong answers Had a Prof in College who would accept any excuse that made him laugh.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2013 04:16 PM (yC3ah)

82 My son loves the "F in Exams" and "F for Effort" books which are filled with these kinds of comedic answers.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 04:17 PM (RZ8pf)

83 I recognize it's hard, I'm just saying it's not worth it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 08:14 PM (GaqMa Had a gerbil die of old age when I was younger. Skinned and tanned it. Pretty cool, I thought!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 04:18 PM (6fSty)

84 There's an Ace of Spades Facebook page?
It should be called "Acebook". (I think "Assbook" is already copyrighted.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:18 PM (PDhMJ)

85 There's an Ace of Spades facebook page?

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 08:14 PM (doBIb)

This is what I was told my a moron I communicate with behind the scenes. I don't facebook. I don't publish my banking info online either. I am a luddite.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:18 PM (8lmkt)

86 I agree, Peaches. I don't own a cellphone either.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:19 PM (PDhMJ)

87 Had a Prof in College who would accept any excuse that made him laugh. Posted by: garrett
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I had a home room teacher in HS who was about 50 and single. Typing teacher. I think she drank, in the mornings, because I could walk up to here desk, stand right next to it and talk to her while surreptitiously sliding excuse slips off her desk under her nose.

Good times.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:19 PM (4Mv1T)

88 Hubby was a smart ass in high school. Teacher thought he wasn't applying himself. He was handing g in his final! Handing it in early. She told him "you know to get an A you need a 97". So he erased two answers. He still got an A. Smart ass

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 04:20 PM (zOTsN)

89 Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 08:18 PM (6fSty) Heh, neat trick. I just don't need a $450 chess set. If someone made a fake version though i'd be all over that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at December 14, 2013 04:20 PM (GaqMa)

90 74 Do palindromes fall under the 'witty' column?

A status report I wrote as a palindrome saved my job back in the free-wheelin VC days.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 14, 2013 04:20 PM (aUQgu)

91 I agree, Peaches. I don't own a cellphone either.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2013 08:19 PM (PDhMJ)

I could not live without my ancient RazR flip-phone. But, hey, that's just me. I'm not Canadian.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:21 PM (8lmkt)

92 Real? Fake? I don't care I had a few chuckles & that's what counts.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2013 04:22 PM (HVff2)

93 Not that i am complaining, but why is the Boss having to work on a Saturday? O_o

Posted by: sithkhan at December 14, 2013 04:23 PM (a2ykg)

94 Hubby was a smart ass in high school. Teacher thought he wasn't applying himself. He was handing g in his final! Handing it in early. She told him "you know to get an A you need a 97". So he erased two answers. He still got an A. Smart ass
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That's Ferris Buhler material right there, that is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:23 PM (4Mv1T)

95 Can someone please explain to me what sort of assholes conceived of a drunk Santa event? Is there a particular reason that the younger generation has to skull fuck every good and wholesome thing in this country?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 04:23 PM (RZ8pf)

96 "Mandrake" on HBO ( on demand ) is a Brazilian TV show, where the people speaking Brazilian are dubbed into Spanish by HBO for its Spanish-language channel, with subtitles in English

odd, but not bad

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 14, 2013 04:24 PM (omBWL)

97 Can someone please explain to me what sort of assholes conceived of a drunk Santa event?

I know, right? What we need are slutty Mrs. Clause events.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 04:25 PM (6TB1Z)

98 Is there a particular reason that the younger generation has to skull fuck every good and wholesome thing in this country? Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle
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It's the decline of civilization as we know it.

You just sorta gotta go with it.

Which I'm not, and hanging here with you fine folks. I don't even watch TV anymore. Nothing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:25 PM (4Mv1T)

99 When the NSA tracks you down, Peaches, don't phone me long distance to complain!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:26 PM (PDhMJ)

100 Mrs. Clause, Mrs. Claus, whatever.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 04:26 PM (6TB1Z)

101 When the NSA tracks you down, Peaches, don't phone me long distance to complain!
Posted by: andycanuck
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Too late. We got you on satellite.

And put on some pants the next time you take out the trash.

Posted by: The NSA at December 14, 2013 04:28 PM (4Mv1T)

102 Can someone please explain to me what sort of assholes conceived of a drunk Santa event?

I know, right? What we need are slutty Mrs. Clause events.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2013 08:25 PM (6TB1Z)

You mean SantaConda?

Wife did it last year. It's a Santa flashmob type thing where we went on a bar crawl.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:28 PM (doBIb)

103 Crap! I knew I shouldn't have looked for lesbian midget pron from Peruvia before I took out the garbage on Thursday night!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:30 PM (PDhMJ)

104 I could not live without my ancient RazR flip-phone. But, hey, that's just me. I'm not Canadian.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:21 PM (8lmkt)

Believe it or not the f'n flip phones are more expensive than smart phones...which is why I have a smart phone and the 14yo has my old flip phone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 04:30 PM (pSM1g)

105 I could not live without my ancient RazR flip-phone. But, hey, that's just me. I'm not Canadian. Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:21 PM (8lmkt) I think I have like three of those. If you need parts or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at December 14, 2013 04:31 PM (qyfb5)

106 EC from the description on Twitchy it sounds more like a bunch of drunks behaving badly while dressed like Santa. I don't know, it strikes me the wrong way. Sorry for being a no fun sort about it but the image of a bunch of drunk and rowdy Santas on the streets of NYC does not fill me with the Christmas spirit.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 04:32 PM (RZ8pf)

107 Believe it or not the f'n flip phones are more expensive than smart phones...which is why I have a smart phone and the 14yo has my old flip phone.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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My two yoot keep breaking phones, so I have discovered this, too.

You know why?

'Cause Verizon makes more money getting me on a data plan for each phone.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:33 PM (4Mv1T)

108 I think I have like three of those. If you need parts or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 14, 2013 08:31 PM (qyfb5)

Mero, you are the awesomest!! Last summer, my sis caved and got a smartphone, so I have all her extra batteries and assorted crap. I can work this magenta bitch till I die. Haha!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:33 PM (8lmkt)

109 >>>the image of a bunch of drunk and rowdy Santas on the streets of NYC does not fill me with the Christmas spirit. Do what now? It doesn't get Christmasy than that, except when I put a Santa hat and some tinsel on my johnson.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 04:35 PM (eQJwb)

110 "I would love to learn to play the Trombone."

So would I and I already derive about 60% of my income from doing that.

Posted by: navybrat at December 14, 2013 04:35 PM (AW7Gr)

111 EC from the description on Twitchy it sounds more like a bunch of drunks behaving badly while dressed like Santa. I don't know, it strikes me the wrong way. Sorry for being a no fun sort about it but the image of a bunch of drunk and rowdy Santas on the streets of NYC does not fill me with the Christmas spirit.

If it's the same event, then it's supposed to be a non-rowdy type thing where people dressed up as Santa show up at bars, sing Christmas carols, have some drinks, and move on to the next bar.

I guess it all depends on who shows up.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:36 PM (doBIb)

112 Why does the Left ruin every American tradition? Why do dogs lick their balls? (same answer)

Posted by: soothsayer at December 14, 2013 04:36 PM (gnIRz)

113 @86 That makes two of us.

When kids ask how I can live without one, I tell them I know how to climb the pole, tap into the telegraph line, and short-circuit Morse.

They buy it, every time. Because they live at the cutting edge of technology.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2013 04:36 PM (xq1UY)

114 29 HCOONa Matata made me wheeze laughing so hard. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 07:51 PM (Gk3SS) I have absolutely no idea what that means. It must be some geeky sci-fi reference.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 04:38 PM (sdi6R)

115 I have absolutely no idea what that means. It must be some geeky sci-fi reference. Posted by: rickl
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Lion King

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:39 PM (4Mv1T)

116 I have absolutely no idea what that means. It must be some geeky sci-fi reference.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

I didn't either, rickl. It's something about the Lion King movie. For a bit, I thought I might qualify for handicapped parking but no such luck.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:39 PM (8lmkt)

117 Looks like Santa Conda is a Raleigh, NC specific thing.

Here's the one the wife and I went to last year.

http://youtu.be/pG55QfOAHCA

Lots of fun.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:40 PM (doBIb)

118 In my freshman writing class in college we were given a few subjects to choose from to write a paper , one of which was National Defense. I wrote my entire paper on different type of fences in our country and ended with Oh Defense? Nevermind . I got away with it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2013 04:41 PM (3aj5/)

119 Thanks. Nope, didn't see that movie.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 04:41 PM (sdi6R)

120 Canadian politician appears in lesbian shower scene in a television show and then whines when kid puts clip on internet. She wants him investigated: http://goo.gl/OtnlTG

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 14, 2013 04:41 PM (h4eud)

121 It doesn't get Christmasy than that, except when I put a Santa hat and some tinsel on my johnson. Ho ho ho. Bwaaaahhh. So how do you "decorate" for New Years?! PGIS, unfortunately those drunk Santas are a throwback to when Christmas wasn't quite so wholesome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 04:42 PM (65k1D)

122 'Cause Verizon makes more money getting me on a data plan for each phone.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 08:33 PM (4Mv1T)

Probably true. I'm on a group plan, because me being the answer to everyone's problems means I get to pay for everyone to have a phone...for the next 4 years.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 04:42 PM (rK5gH)

123 It's a song from the Lion King (loosely based on Obama's life).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vLAa-kylM

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:43 PM (PDhMJ)

124 for the next 4 years.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 08:42 PM (rK5gH)

GGE, you really think you'll be clear in 4? {shakes head, laughs ass off, puts GGE on prayer list}

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:44 PM (8lmkt)

125 96 "Mandrake" on HBO ( on demand ) is a Brazilian TV show, where the people speaking Brazilian are dubbed into Spanish by HBO for its Spanish-language channel, with subtitles in English odd, but not bad Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 14, 2013 08:24 PM (omBWL) Sorry Obama but they are speaking Portuguese .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2013 04:45 PM (Wf0TQ)

126 I have absolutely no idea what that means. It must be some geeky sci-fi reference.>>

No Chemistry Sodium formate Duh.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 14, 2013 04:45 PM (TI3xG)

127 106 EC from the description on Twitchy it sounds more like a bunch of drunks behaving badly while dressed like Santa. I don't know, it strikes me the wrong way. Sorry for being a no fun sort about it but the image of a bunch of drunk and rowdy Santas on the streets of NYC does not fill me with the Christmas spirit. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 08:32 PM (RZ8pf) From what I have heard, medieval Christmas celebrations could get pretty rowdy, which is one reason why the Puritans discouraged celebrations of Christmas.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 04:46 PM (sdi6R)

128 Probably true. I'm on a group plan, because me being the answer to everyone's problems means I get to pay for everyone to have a phone...for the next 4 years.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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I would be also , but my legacy Alltel plan (now owned by Verizon) is still about $15 cheaper than Verizon's current plans for four.

Verizon bill- $250
ATT landline, just because copper works when nothing else will - $42
Broad band office phone - $72
Cable TV and Internet - $103 (begged down from $155)

$467 to stay connected to the outside world and each other, every month.

Something has GOT to give.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:46 PM (4Mv1T)

129 so, hey, as long as we're not gettin' spanked for going OT, did you guys see how Bruce Jenner is getting his adam's apple flattened out? but, no sex change.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:47 PM (8lmkt)

130 >>>Ho ho ho. Bwaaaahhh. So how do you "decorate" for New Years?! Sparklers and a party hat and one of those annoying spinny noisemaker things. Duh.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 04:47 PM (eQJwb)

131 $467 to stay connected to the outside world and each other, every month.

Cut cable and get yourself a media streaming box. Do you have Amazon Prime or Netflix?

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:47 PM (doBIb)

132 114 29 HCOONa Matata made me wheeze laughing so hard. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 14, 2013 07:51 PM (Gk3SS) Heh. the daughter and I were laughing so hard wifey came in to check on us.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 14, 2013 04:47 PM (6fSty)

133 GGE, you really think you'll be clear in 4? {shakes head, laughs ass off, puts GGE on prayer list}

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:44 PM (8lmkt)

Thanks for that, but in 4 I stop paying for everything and everyone moves out of my house (even if that means I have to burn the mf'r down). Nobody believes me yet, of course, especially my 14 yo. Won't he be surprised to find his things out on the street in front of the house...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 04:47 PM (rK5gH)

134 #120 She's from Canada's "left-wing Democrats"... the New Democrat Party although just a provincial politician and not federal. It's okay---the Left is allowed to censor the truth when convenient. See the Denver Post for an example.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 04:48 PM (PDhMJ)

135 in 4 I stop paying for everything and everyone moves out of my house

Oh, of course, how could I be so stupid and insensitive. You know I'm gonna remember this in 4 years, right, my friend?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:49 PM (8lmkt)

136 Cut cable and get yourself a media streaming box. Do you have Amazon Prime or Netflix?
Posted by: EC
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I have begged the wife to let me do this but my straight arrow 17 yo watches ESPN 24/7, and she watches Hallmark shows every evening.

I

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

137 I haven't been around the HQ in a couple of days...

Where/how can I send condolences to Moronette Neets? How unbelievably horrible for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)

138 The little girl who answered that she wished her mom would drink less wine will be getting a visit from DCFS in 3, 2, 1... that question alone is entirely inappropriate for the school to ask in the 1st place and proves all they do is spy on kids' homelife.

20 years ago there was a case of a little girl who said her mom's bf had teasingly "chased her around the house with a lobster" -- her mistake was saying this while in school. DCFS launched an investigation because they just knew that "chasing with a lobster" was code for "he raped me".

When I was in 1st grade (before my mom began homeschooling), the teacher had us write daily journals under the pretense of checking on our spelling and grammar -- I know it was really to spy. My 1st grade teacher would also use the entries to openly mock students for what they wrote.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 14, 2013 04:49 PM (KL49F)

139 129 so, hey, as long as we're not gettin' spanked for going OT, did you guys see how Bruce Jenner is getting his adam's apple flattened out? but, no sex change. Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:47 PM (8lmkt) Since Kris Jenner cut his balls off he might as well get his Adam's apple shaved.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2013 04:49 PM (Wf0TQ)

140 129 so, hey, as long as we're not gettin' spanked for going OT, did you guys see how Bruce Jenner is getting his adam's apple flattened out? but, no sex change. Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:47 PM (8lmkt) -------------------------- :shock: Gaaaaaack.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 14, 2013 04:50 PM (dfYL9)

141 Where/how can I send condolences to Moronette Neets? How unbelievably horrible for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 08:49 PM (lVPtV)

I was told that she is on the AoS facebook group, if you have access to that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:50 PM (8lmkt)

142 I was told that she is on the AoS facebook group, if you have access to that.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:50 PM (8lmkt)

Dammit. I'm not on Facebook, Yahoo Group, etc.

I'll try to contact someone via e-mail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 04:52 PM (lVPtV)

143 You know I'm gonna remember this in 4 years, right, my friend?

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:49 PM (8lmkt)

And I know you will bring the snark with you...and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 04:53 PM (jK6EH)

144 It's wintry out now. Cold and snowy. Our first storm. I'm naming it obama.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 14, 2013 04:53 PM (gnIRz)

145 Mero, you are the awesomest!! Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:33 PM (8lmkt) I hear I'm a little slow to respond on comment threads sometimes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at December 14, 2013 04:54 PM (qyfb5)

146 I have begged the wife to let me do this but my straight arrow 17 yo watches ESPN 24/7, and she watches Hallmark shows every evening.

Well it sounds like you are in a tough spot. 2 vs 1.

Posted by: EC at December 14, 2013 04:55 PM (doBIb)

147 The HCOONa Matata one and the "risk" one had me cracking up.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 04:55 PM (HsJeN)

148 Sparklers and a party hat and one of those annoying spinny noisemaker things. Duh. Sparklers get mighty toasty to be near sensitive acreage.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 04:55 PM (65k1D)

149 Well it sounds like you are in a tough spot. 2 vs 1.

Posted by: EC
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It would probably save me less than $50 a month anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

150 Since we're passed 100 and I'm a nuisance anyway: Any WoW players out there who are willing to make an Alliance toon on Rexxar? I'm trying to create a guild there called "Val U Rite Pudding" and am collecting signatures. Son and WeirdDave have signed so far. I'll start buying sigs if I need to but would rather have HQ players if possible. I was willing to pay at least a little for sigs and would much prefer the gold to go to HQ toons than to strangers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 14, 2013 04:58 PM (GDulk)

151 It's wintry out now. Cold and snowy. Our first storm. I'm naming it obama.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 14, 2013 08:53 PM (gnIRz)

Wet and cold and in the 40's here in Raleigh.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 04:58 PM (jK6EH)

152 OMG, they just had Prince Harry on the news with his arctic wounded warriors thing. Hottest. Ginger. Ever. I almost swooned . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 04:59 PM (8lmkt)

153 Frankie the Freeloader- for the win!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 14, 2013 05:00 PM (N/Sup)

154 No surprise, but Flarda State Criminole Jameis Winston wins the Heisman, in case anyone was wondering.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2013 05:01 PM (LUkGY)

155 Once given a punishment to compute the squares of all the numbers from 1 to 100, the child got graph paper and proceeded to put the number 1 to 100 inside of the squares on the graph paper

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at December 14, 2013 05:01 PM (e8kgV)

156 152 OMG, they just had Prince Harry on the news with his arctic wounded warriors thing. Hottest. Ginger. Ever. I almost swooned . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:59 PM (8lmkt)

I know! Anyone still believe Charles is his father?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)

157 It snowed here during the afternoon, about 2-3", then changed over to freezing rain. My driveway will be a skating rink in the morning.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 05:02 PM (sdi6R)

158 That girl who claimed he raped her is gonna be a Gloria Alred client before you know it

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:02 PM (zOTsN)

159 Canadian politician appears in lesbian shower scene in a television show and then whines when kid puts clip on internet. She wants him investigated: http://goo.gl/OtnlTG What the f...? There's no clip at the link!

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2013 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

160 Any WoW players out there who are willing to make an Alliance toon on Rexxar?

I think that bleg is going to be on tomorrow's gaming thread.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:03 PM (HsJeN)

161 Who picks a fight on a special night? Santa picks a fight on a special night! Who packs a punch that is filled with might? Santa packs a punch that is filled with might! Picks a fight, special night! Packs a punch, filled with might! Must be drunken, must be drunken, Must be drunken Santa Claus!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 14, 2013 05:03 PM (HsTG8)

162 I know! Anyone still believe Charles is his father?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 09:01 PM (lVPtV)

What do you mean, "still?"

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:03 PM (8lmkt)

163 152 OMG, they just had Prince Harry on the news with his arctic wounded warriors thing. Hottest. Ginger. Ever. I almost swooned . . . Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 08:59 PM (8lmkt) There was a guy here by the name of Paul who was a wounded vet. In fact he was a quad. He said one night he was feeling sorry for himself. He was on the internet and saw where this guy was walking to the north pole. He emailed him and the guy wrote him back. Talked to him about the necessity of keeping strong no matter what his disability . Anyway, it had a positive affect on him. I often wonder what happened to Paul. I've asked here a few times but never got a response. He even went to a moron meetup in New York, I think. This was probably back in 2005 or 2006.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 14, 2013 05:05 PM (h4eud)

164 What do you mean, "still?"

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 09:03 PM (8lmkt)

Heh. He doesn't look a thing like the rest of the Royals. Thank gawd he doesn't have that royal in-breeding thing going.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

165 Once given a punishment to compute the squares of all the numbers from 1 to 100,[/i[ You know the trick, right? 0,1,4,9,16,... just keep consecutive odd numbers.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2013 05:05 PM (FcR7P)

166 eh.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2013 05:06 PM (FcR7P)

167 Geez...just keep adding consecutive odd numbers.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2013 05:06 PM (FcR7P)

168 Sigh. NY Post has a photo of the girl arapahoe shooter shot in the head. She was lovely

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:07 PM (zOTsN)

169 Okay, so I got a letter from Anthem Blue Shitheels telling me that the "pediatric dental coverage" I am now forced to pay for is going to cost me $5.97 a month. Because as a 60 year old woman with no children, this is important to me. I swear, it's a mutherfuckin' wonder I have not yet made the news at 11.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:07 PM (8lmkt)

170 Sometimes doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
As an alternative, we could force a corncob up our President's backside .. it would be doing something .. and don't get all judgemental on me about whether it's good or bad .. it was you who wanted to do something.

Posted by: Newt at December 14, 2013 05:08 PM (e8kgV)

171 Wet and cold and in the 40's here in Raleigh. Mid 70s here. Did my 3 miles on the strand this afternoon. Sunset was incredible

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 05:08 PM (65k1D)

172 Get the Hell off my lawn or I'm not paying your dental insurance! Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:08 PM (HsJeN)

173 It is bitterly cold here in El Lay. I'm talking, like, 60s. Brutal. Someone should really take up a collection.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:09 PM (8lmkt)

174 40s in Houston. End of times

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

175 Anyone still believe Charles is his father? He got the spencer looks. Diana kept to the aristocracy's rule: no messing around until after you squeeze out the heir & the spare.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 05:10 PM (65k1D)

176 What the f...? There's no clip at the link!>>

NSFW and this link also needs the warning that what is seen can not be unseen.

http://tinyurl.com/l6yhsoj

Posted by: The Hickster at December 14, 2013 05:11 PM (TI3xG)

177 Anthem send notice last month. I get all stuff done last month, blow off this month. Get bill from Anthem today for this month, due 1st. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Wonga-Taa, King of Jungle at December 14, 2013 05:11 PM (FlRtG)

178 She didn't meet the ginger she had the affair with until Harry was a toddler.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

179 Thunderb, were you in Houston for the ice storm of '97? I was in San Antonio for basic training, and damn, was it cold!

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:12 PM (HsJeN)

180 number 9, number 9, number 9...nice

Posted by: dumbartist at December 14, 2013 05:12 PM (ahBY0)

181
Stolen from Gateway P:

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAYÂ—
Al Gore predicted the North Polar Ice Cap would be completely ice free in five years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 14, 2013 05:12 PM (MaP11)

182 Mid 70s here. Did my 3 miles on the strand this afternoon. Sunset was incredible

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 09:08 PM (65k1D)

sure...that's not rubbing it in, not a bit...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:12 PM (tz1GZ)

183 So, what you're saying is, Harry won the genetic lottery? I agree. He is super, super fine.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:12 PM (8lmkt)

184 We had cold yesterday here in Savannah, warm and wet today (with tornado watches/warnings) and due to be coldish again tomorrow.

Everyone I know has had upper respiratory crap this fall, myself included (two months).

I just want it to get cold and stay that way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)

185 Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 09:03 PM (HsJeN) It will if I can be around for the thread. Unfortunately I have unavoidable plans tomorrow that make it unlikely that I can be online during the most common Gaming Thread hours.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 14, 2013 05:13 PM (GDulk)

186 Well I guess I am Polly Puritan here tonight. I can console myself that I am in good company with Greg Gutfield on this subject.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 05:14 PM (RZ8pf)

187 97 I was still in NJ. I imagine any snow or ice at all here in Houston and we would have to wait for Ra to free us from our icy prison

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:14 PM (zOTsN)

188 expert, textpert, smoking chokers...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 14, 2013 05:14 PM (ahBY0)

189 sure...that's not rubbing it in, not a bit... Sorry gge, hope you find a nice ginger to keep your ... hands warm.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 05:14 PM (65k1D)

190 Got ya', Polliwog.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:15 PM (HsJeN)

191 Sorry gge, hope you find a nice ginger to keep your ... hands warm.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 09:14 PM (65k1D)

so do I...or better yet, a naughty ginger...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:15 PM (tz1GZ)

192 I finally found the link at the top of the page with all the funnies.

Duh.

I wondered what the heck everybody was going on about.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:16 PM (4Mv1T)

193 >>>Mid 70s here. Did my 3 miles on the strand this afternoon. Sunset was incredible You're just a great big meanie, that's what you are. It snowed here today. I haven't run in 3 weeks because its cold enough to freeze the air in my lungs.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 05:17 PM (eQJwb)

194 I don't know what the deal is today, but lots of kids at the skating rink today dressed up like reindeer, with the antlers and the facepaint. One girl is wearing all purple...a purple reindeer...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:17 PM (tz1GZ)

195 Oh, hey, check out the link on Drudge. The boy wonder is taking a 17 day vaca in Hawaii, starting 12/20. I hate him.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:18 PM (8lmkt)

196 I just got back from the Denver Morondezvous; it was a good time! I met some really cool people. If you ever see a Moron Meetup in your neck of the woods, I highly recommend going.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2013 05:18 PM (RGQmh)

197 186 Well I guess I am Polly Puritan here tonight. I can console myself that I am in good company with Greg Gutfield on this subject.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 09:14 PM (RZ8pf)

I agree with you.

On another note, I remember taking D'oh Boy to see Santa at Lenox Square in Atlanta. The guy had an actual real beard, and I swear, I nearly crawled in his lap myself. He WAS Santa.

Then, we moved to the Chicago area. Worst fake Santas on earth. Went so far as to drive downtown to Marshall Fields, and even their Santa looked like some random guy in a fakey-fake beard.

Our son looked at us one year and said, "The real Santa only comes to Atlanta. These guys up here are just his helpers."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:18 PM (lVPtV)

198 In other news, I ate asparagus for the first time in my life tonight. Tossed with olive oil, broiled for 10 minutes, and sprinkled with lemon juice. Not bad.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 05:18 PM (sdi6R)

199 That's Rudolph's little sister, Petunia the purple reindeer. They don't like to talk about her....

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 05:18 PM (RZ8pf)

200 In other news, I ate asparagus for the first time in my life tonight.

Tossed with olive oil, broiled for 10 minutes, and sprinkled with lemon juice. Not bad. Posted by: rickl
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Sprinkle a little parmesan cheese. Just gets better.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:20 PM (4Mv1T)

201 OMG Ashley Judd's sister Wynonna put a GPS tracking device on her car and Ashley filed a complaint with the police! Bwahahaha

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:20 PM (zOTsN)

202 Asparagus? Bah. Vile swamp weed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2013 05:20 PM (RGQmh)

203 One girl is wearing all purple... a purple reindeer...
I bet you hate black Santa too!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:21 PM (PDhMJ)

204 wow, rickl, that's great . . . plus, you are about to find out about asparagus pee, which is pretty much the coolest thing ever!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:21 PM (8lmkt)

205 198 In other news, I ate asparagus for the first time in my life tonight.

Tossed with olive oil, broiled for 10 minutes, and sprinkled with lemon juice. Not bad.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

Congrats! I do brussel sprouts the same way. Sometimes toss them with a little Parmesan and red pepper flakes.

Yum.

And great...tornado warning going off..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:21 PM (lVPtV)

206 I haven't run in 3 weeks because its cold enough to freeze the air in my lungs Sounds like you need to get your resume out down in BC's neck of the woods. Although the 2 of you hanging together is probably like crossing the streams.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 05:21 PM (65k1D)

207 >>>Sprinkle a little parmesan cheese. Just gets better. Fuck that noise. Wrap it in bacon or prosciutto.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 05:21 PM (eQJwb)

208 I would have to give the Eye of Sauron an A.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at December 14, 2013 05:22 PM (P/gm7)

209 Jane I put up my son's Santa photos this week. He is through visiting Santa now. Made me a bit nostalgic to look at the photos. There was one Santa in particular we got for several years who looked like the real deal. Then he lost a bunch of weight and didn't look quite so jolly anymore.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 05:22 PM (RZ8pf)

210 You'll have to note, rickl, whether your pee smells funny tonight. (It's a side effect for most people.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:22 PM (PDhMJ)

211 Although the 2 of you hanging together is probably like crossing the streams.
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The asparagus green streams.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:22 PM (4Mv1T)

212 Oh, hey, check out the link on Drudge. The boy wonder is taking a 17 day vaca in Hawaii, starting 12/20. I hate him.

really worries me this shit sometimes...didn't there used to be someone to hold these assholes to the letter of the used to be law? Who is that now, no one?

Posted by: dumbartist at December 14, 2013 05:23 PM (ahBY0)

213 A friend had prosciutto wrapped around dates (rather than melon) and said it was great.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:24 PM (PDhMJ)

214 In other news, I ate asparagus for the first time in my life tonight.

Tossed with olive oil, broiled for 10 minutes, and sprinkled with lemon juice. Not bad.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

____________________

Be prepared for some smelly pee.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 05:24 PM (jucos)

215 Waxing gibbous, thank you.

Posted by: The Moon at December 14, 2013 05:24 PM (aDwsi)

216 Fuck that noise. Wrap it in bacon or prosciutto.>>

Isn't it easier and tastier to just eat the bacon or prosciutto sans asparagus?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 14, 2013 05:24 PM (TI3xG)

217 Whaddaya bet he sparks up when he is in Hawaii

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (zOTsN)

218 Isn't it easier and tastier to just eat the bacon or prosciutto sans asparagus? Posted by: The Hickster
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Gets MY vote.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (4Mv1T)

219 A restaurant here stuffs dates with a creamy cheese and wraps them in bacon. Then finishes with a drizzle of some sort of sweet sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (RZ8pf)

220 Asparagus? Bah. Vile swamp weed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 14, 2013 09:20 PM (RGQmh)

This. I had a bad experience with asparagus once. Suffice it to say that crawling up and down the rows in the hot Iowa sun cutting 2 1/2" weeds out of 2" asparagus plants with a putty knife when you're hung over is something you're glad you missed. There may or may not have been some girl involved...in the attainment of the hangover anyway...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (SuCx3)

221 Better than waxing gibbons. They don't hold still particularly well.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (PDhMJ)

222 We have a friend who starts growing out his Santa beard in August. I swear the guy really is St. Nick. Has his own suit and everything.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (HsJeN)

223 prosciutto wrapped around dates Prosciutto wrapped cantelope is tasty

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 14, 2013 05:25 PM (65k1D)

224 Then he lost a bunch of weight and didn't look quite so jolly anymore. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle --------------------- Probably ate to much asparagus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 14, 2013 05:26 PM (aDwsi)

225 209 Jane I put up my son's Santa photos this week. He is through visiting Santa now. Made me a bit nostalgic to look at the photos. There was one Santa in particular we got for several years who looked like the real deal. Then he lost a bunch of weight and didn't look quite so jolly anymore.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 09:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Aww...I still get teary and nostalgic. I have an amazing picture of our boy with "the real" Santa, not just at Lenox Square, but at my in-laws' club. I'm still convinced he really was Santa. I was so sad to read that he died a few years ago. He re-habbed wheelchairs for the poor, served the community. He literally was Santa Claus.

Cherish those times with your boy. They really do go by too quickly.

And, the tornado warning on our weather radio was a Marine Warning. Like we're on a boat or something. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:26 PM (lVPtV)

226 *too much

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 14, 2013 05:26 PM (aDwsi)

227 rickl, you know that asparagus also comes in white, right? I denounce myself.

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:26 PM (8lmkt)

228 That does sound delicious, PGiS.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:26 PM (PDhMJ)

229 prosciutto wrapped around dates
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I used to wrap my dates in a tarp when I was done.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at December 14, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

230 Prosciutto wrapped cream cheese and green olive. Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 05:27 PM (jucos)

231 (It's a side effect for most people.)

It's a side effect for all people, but some only some people can smell it.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:27 PM (HsJeN)

232 Easier? Yes. Tastier? Maybe. The crunch of the 'gusses adds something to the prosciutto.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 05:27 PM (eQJwb)

233 A friend had prosciutto wrapped around dates (rather than melon) and said it was great.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2013 09:24 PM (PDhMJ)

yeah, what I wouldn't give right now for a date who would let me wrap prosciutto around her...wait, we're talking about the fruit here, aren't we?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:27 PM (SuCx3)

234 That should be *only some people.* Dang, this bourbon and ginger ale is stronger than I thought.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:28 PM (HsJeN)

235 Every Easter I serve asparagus wrapped in proscuitto and roasted with olive oil. We have a friend who is the pickiest eater ever, who loves it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV)

236 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 14, 2013 09:25 PM (RZ8pf) That sounds really yummy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 14, 2013 05:29 PM (GDulk)

237 Dang, this bourbon and ginger ale is stronger than I thought.
Posted by: no good deed
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My typing turns to absolute shit after about 11PM here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:29 PM (4Mv1T)

238 We have a friend who starts growing out his Santa beard in August. I swear the guy really is St. Nick. Has his own suit and everything.
That reminds me of the Cheers episode where Norm brings all the other part-time Santas to the bar after work and there's one guy with a real beard who seems to be the real Santa enough to convince, briefly, Frasier that he is the real Santa. It's probably on YouTube but I don't feel like searching for it. (Not near enough to Christmas for me to be feeling seasonal just yet.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:30 PM (PDhMJ)

239 Jane, that sounds divine!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 14, 2013 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

240 >>>A restaurant here stuffs dates with a creamy cheese and wraps them in bacon. Easy to make. Cut date in half, remove pit. Replace pit with goat cheese, wrap with bacon. Place on baking rack over oven tray, bake until bacon is crispy. No sauce needed, the dates are sweet enough.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 05:30 PM (eQJwb)

241 Wynonna Judd hired a PI to bug Ashley's car! Voters love messy family drama. Bwahahaha

Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

242 Petunia the purple reindeer... *snicker* well done, well done indeed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:30 PM (SuCx3)

243 we're talking about the fruit here, aren't we?
I don't want to know the details of your sexual preferences... oddly enough!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:31 PM (PDhMJ)

244 So Teh JEF will be in Hawaii when there will be actual deaths occurring because of OVomitcare. Nice. These grifters are on an 8 year bender at the taxpayers expense. Disgusting.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 05:32 PM (jucos)

245 And the best thing about goat cheese is you can pick your teeth with the horns when you're done.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:33 PM (PDhMJ)

246 I am confident that TFG's legacy will correctly label him the worst.

btw, the word "grifter" to describe him and her is spot on.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 14, 2013 05:34 PM (V70Uh)

247 244 So Teh JEF will be in Hawaii when there will be actual deaths occurring because of OVomitcare. Nice. These grifters are on an 8 year bender at the taxpayers expense. Disgusting.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 09:32 PM (jucos)

And we'll still have our military dying and being wounded. 3/4 of all deaths in Afghanistan have occurred under Preezy Nobel Peace Prize.

Cannot wait to spend Christmas day with the Obamabots. Cannot wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:35 PM (lVPtV)

248 First time I filled out an application that asked Sex, I answered good. True story.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:35 PM (u25eL)

249 Check out all of the wreaths at Arlington. It gives me chills. (From Weasel Zippers.) http://tinyurl.com/mx7f5dm

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:35 PM (HsJeN)

250 I am confident that TFG's legacy will correctly label him the worst.

btw, the word "grifter" to describe him and her is spot on.
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After they're out, could we have a Cambodian style purge for the low lifes that voted them in the second time?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

251 I love it, jewells45! Next time, answer "not on the first date."

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:36 PM (HsJeN)

252 248 First time I filled out an application that asked Sex, I answered good. True story.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 09:35 PM (u25eL)

Heh.

A few months ago an old WW II vet was in line behind me at Kroger, buying a six-pack of beer.

The young check-out girl mumbled, "Birth date?"

He replied, "July 4th, 1776."

The bag boy giggled and I gave the old guy a huge smile. Check-out girl looked perplexed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 14, 2013 05:37 PM (lVPtV)

253 "Then, we moved to the Chicago area. Worst fake Santas on earth."

It's the fake Presidents from Chicago that I can't stand.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 14, 2013 05:38 PM (gqT4g)

254 Actually, 42 is a rather unique number

It is composed of two digits the first is the first non prime number 4

and the 2nd is the only even prime number 2.

Add the 2 digits and you get the 2nd non prime number

2 is also the only factor of 4 (besides 1 of course)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 05:38 PM (LSDdO)

255 For "Expiry date:" try "I don't know when I'm going to die. Did you hear something? Did you?"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:38 PM (PDhMJ)

256 Needless to say, my mother was mortified. lol.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:38 PM (u25eL)

257 First time I filled out an application that asked Sex, I answered good. True story.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 09:35 PM (u25eL)

__________________

My response is always "Please". They actually are trying to ascertain gender. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 05:39 PM (jucos)

258 Sex?

As often as possible.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 14, 2013 05:40 PM (V70Uh)

259 Back from the Colorado morondezvous. Thanks so much to Mindy for setting it up. It was fun to meet other local Morons.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2013 05:40 PM (m+nIW)

260 Well, truck monkey.. I actually did mix it up a bit a few years later and answered Yes.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:40 PM (u25eL)

261 Intermission

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:45 PM (4Mv1T)

262 Why can't we ever put together a meet up for the KC area morons?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:45 PM (u25eL)

263 I set up FB page in early 2010 & never used it. I set up to help get Scott Brown elected. Where is AOS FB page? How can we see it?

Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2013 05:46 PM (z4WKX)

264 lol.. geez no shit.. where did everyone go? Did I scare everyone off?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:46 PM (u25eL)

265 Thanks for joining us, PaleRider! We all agreed we need to meet up again in the spring, so all the bashful Coloradoans who didn't make it this time get another chance.

Posted by: Mindy at December 14, 2013 05:46 PM (FBmYf)

266 Jewells, I'm here, but not too communicative due to typing on phone in car.

Posted by: Mindy at December 14, 2013 05:49 PM (FBmYf)

267 It's this, or watch lame Hallmark movies with the Mrs. She loves 'em.

Somebody say something outrageous. You know you want to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:49 PM (4Mv1T)

268 I think they're just taking a break before the ONT, jewells45. I might do the same too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:49 PM (PDhMJ)

269 Why can't we ever put together a meet up for the KC area morons?

Ice storms.

Sunspots.

St. Louis.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2013 05:50 PM (roTS7)

270 I wrote Obama sucks on the bottom of all my Christmas cards this year. Is that outrageous? I think not.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:50 PM (u25eL)

271 I wrote Obama sucks on the bottom of all my Christmas cards this year. Is that outrageous? I think not.
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Hey. We just call 'em like we see 'em, right?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

272 Filbert, you live in LS don't you?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (u25eL)

273 My impeccable comment-post-timing remains impeccable. See ya on the ONT.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (roTS7)

274 Go ahead and put "and so does the ACA" so you can say you talked about it.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (HsJeN)

275 The nude prison shower lesbian scene wasn't enough for you, Tobacco Road?
There's no pleasing some people! Harrumph!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (PDhMJ)

276 Id be up for a moron meet in KC....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (IrLKP)

277 >>>Why can't we ever put together a meet up for the KC area morons? I didn't get the job, otherwise I would have added one to the local Moron count. It's been three weeks and I'm still pissed about it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 14, 2013 05:51 PM (eQJwb)

278 Jewells, maybe that will remind people that Obama and the Savior are two different people.

Posted by: Mindy at December 14, 2013 05:52 PM (FBmYf)

279 I didn't send any Christmas Cards this year. Not receiving many either. Was at the mall today and not only was it not crowded... they were practically giving the shit away. Obama has taken his toll. I think that most people have a rather gray outlook. I do.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 14, 2013 05:53 PM (jucos)

280 I don't want to know the details of your sexual preferences... oddly enough!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2013 09:31 PM (PDhMJ)

At this point I'd just be glad to have one...fml...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:53 PM (75RA9)

281 Id be up for a moron meet in KC....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 14, 2013 09:51 PM (IrLKP)

Me too, depending on the time of year...and ONT!!!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 14, 2013 05:54 PM (75RA9)

282 Christ.. wish I could say the same TM.. Independence Center was packed. I don't go near the damn place this time of year but had to pass it on the way home from moms.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 14, 2013 05:55 PM (u25eL)

283 Facebook can know when you've NOT submitted something.

It's possible they could determine what and store that also.

When you delete or discard any posting, your browser sends Facebook metadata about what you were doing and could be set up to send exactly what you erased or didn't post.

Now don't you feel better?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 14, 2013 05:55 PM (LSDdO)

284 See you later on the ONT, night owls.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 05:59 PM (PDhMJ)

285 Oh. The ONT's been up for 10 minutes already. Still, see you a bit later.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 14, 2013 06:00 PM (PDhMJ)

286 Short video of a student talking about the school shooter: http://tinyurl.com/mfk5n7o

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2013 06:00 PM (sdi6R)

287 I was going to send out a few cards today but never got around to it. I will do it later or tomorrow.

Posted by: Carol at December 14, 2013 06:02 PM (z4WKX)

288 Damn, those test answers are hysterical.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2013 06:06 PM (FMbng)

289 154 No surprise, but Flarda State Criminole Jameis Winston wins the Heisman, in case anyone was wondering.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2013 09:01 PM (LUkGY)

Now, darlin,' you know I love you as you are a MS moron like me. But I have read the facts of this case from Tallahassee and know them cold. Like my weird obsession with Benghazi, which I know like Rainman and have no idea why I can focus on some things and not math or, uh, things I need to get done before Christmas. I guess that makes me a Criminole as well as a Clanga Bulldog fan. You don't want to get me started, but if you want to read the facts of the case, I suggest you start at the Tallahassee Democrat and why the State Attorney did not press charges on a story that changed at least three times (for starters).

Had I read the facts of this case and thought for one moment there was anything more than a lot of drinking and hooking up and disposable sex(apparently rampant on college campuses today, which is horrible and I have learned stuff I can't unlearn) I would not be defending Jameis Winston and FSU. And he is deserving of the Heisman Trophy. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at December 14, 2013 06:29 PM (baL2B)

290 The teacher evaluations are always pretty interesting. You get completely opposite suggestions from various students, and then you also get these bizarre wack-o comments about your hair, clothing, or even the nick nacks on your desk. The "If I had an hour..." comment was quite brilliant. At least it was well written and clever.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at December 14, 2013 07:04 PM (2/oBD)

291 I like Judy's answer the best. You can tell the teacher is ready to clobber her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a genius compared to preznit at December 14, 2013 07:08 PM (baL2B)

292 It was symbolic to me. He followed her instructions to the letter and was going to try and read a chart with both eyes covered. That is how he experiences the world. A lot of nonsensical rules he does not understand but follows anyway Posted by: Thunderb at December 14, 2013 07:57 PM (zOTsN) ############# Sounds like my son.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 14, 2013 08:17 PM (RXQ2T)

293 Reason in three answers and the meme extends way past teenagers.

Given the opportunity of a summer labor job three discrete demographic groups have consistently similar responses each.

teenager groups:
1. How many breaks, how long are the breaks, how long is lunch and
what time do I get off?
2. Asks more succinctly: What you got for me?
3. Pick me, pick me, pick me.

Child labor laws/indulgent parents, chicken/egg

Posted by: CO at December 14, 2013 08:34 PM (eb70/)

294 true story, when I was in high school I had a psychology test I had forgotten about and so hadn't studied for. one of the questions was "name the 3 types of modeling" and knowing I was going down in flames on this one I wrote "clay, landscape, and swimsuit"

Posted by: tintex at December 14, 2013 11:42 PM (n36K8)

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