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January 21, 2013

Kremlin to Begin Evacuating Russians Out of Syria
— Ace

I wonder if they'll be evacuating any interesting toxins, too.

There's always been a suspicion on the right that the Russians evacuated a lot of chemical and bio material out of Iraq, just before the invasion.

The Emergency Situations Ministry said two of its planes will fly to Beirut on Tuesday to carry more than 100 Russians from Syria.
Monday's announcement appears to reflect Moscow's increasing doubts about Assad's ability to cling to power and growing concerns about the safety of its citizens.
Russia's Foreign Ministry has said that it has contingency plans in place to evacuate thousands of Russians from Syria.

Posted by: Ace at 09:45 AM | Comments (180)
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1 I am indifferent.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 09:45 AM (evdj2)

2 All the nasty stuff evacuated from Iraq to Syria is going to Russia. For the children.

Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2013 09:47 AM (bAGA/)

Suspicions is putting it mildly

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2013 09:47 AM (zhe90)

4 "Emergency Situations Ministry" reminds me of the saying "we don't get heart attacks...we give them".

Posted by: Bob, person of Hench at January 21, 2013 09:47 AM (RUsmm)

5 Red-letter post.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 09:48 AM (ZKzrr)

6 If they're using the heavy lift Antonovs, you know something's up.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2013 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

Interesting. I thought Assad was regaining his power over the country?

Guess a Modern Sporting Rifle or two does work in beating back tyranny, if the cause and people are committed. Eh?

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 21, 2013 09:48 AM (tVTLU)

8 Can't wait to see the new American flexibility put into action. This will involve Obama looking closely at his knees, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 09:48 AM (QKKT0)

9 That's a whole lotta red text for the Ruskies. Make sure you save some for our domestic commies.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 21, 2013 09:49 AM (hpYnL)

10 This is some what related--really. Michelle Kwan is marrying a guy with the job description-- "Director of Strategic Planning For the National Security Staff. He is 31--and his experience is JAG--for the Coast Guard. Sorry but--- OMG!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 09:49 AM (r2PLg)

11 All the nasty stuff evacuated from Iraq to Syria is going ~~to Russia~~ to be dumped in the ocean. For ~~the children~~ Gaia.

FIFY

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 09:49 AM (SY2Kh)

12 Red Text Rising.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2013 09:50 AM (Q7CEv)

13 That's a whole lotta red text for the Ruskies. Make sure you save some for our domestic commies. Posted by: mugiwara at January 21, 2013 01:49 PM (hpYnL) I personally enjoy watching them flail in a third world shithole.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 09:50 AM (l86i3)

14 Eh, if I were Russia, I woulda been outta there years ago.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 21, 2013 09:50 AM (a0nis)

15 I hope Bashar has kept his ophthalmology skills current. He'll be needing income.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 09:51 AM (QKKT0)

16 Ace's posts: Now with more red text than the KJV New Testament!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2013 09:52 AM (Q7CEv)

17 Kwan, 32, married Clay Pell, 31, director for strategic planning on the National Security staff at the White House, on Saturday at the First Unitarian Church of Providence, R.I., PEOPLE has confirmed. Pell, a JAG and Lieutenant in the U.S. Coast Guard, was dressed in full uniform for the ceremony. Kwan, who cried while walking down the aisle with her father, Danny Kwan, wore an ivoryVera Wang gown. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20665953,00.html ____________________ Someone please tell me that People magazine has his job title wrong.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 09:53 AM (r2PLg)

18 Monday's announcement appears to reflect Moscow's increasing doubts about Assad's ability to cling to power and growing concerns about the safety of its citizens. Um, but, the news said the other day that Asaad was winning, he had the upper hand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 09:53 AM (l86i3)

19 Yawn. Inaugurating is hard.

Posted by: Child King Barry at January 21, 2013 09:53 AM (wAQA5)

20 There's always been a suspicion on the right that the Russians evacuated a lot of chemical and bio material out of Iraq, just before the invasion. I don't wanna hear that, you wingnutz. Are you trying to spoil my new gig on MSNBC?

Posted by: ColinIscariotPowell at January 21, 2013 09:53 AM (7ObY1)

21 11 Gaia may need a large dose of Zantac

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 09:54 AM (M/TDA)

22 Hey Assad, don't forget to duck.

Posted by: Nicolae Ceaușescu at January 21, 2013 09:54 AM (QKKT0)

23 This is Ace's artistic interpretation of-- Better Off Red Than Dead.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 09:54 AM (r2PLg)

24 I hope Bashar has kept his ophthalmology skills current. He'll be needing income.

I'm sure he'll manage to scrape by somehow on the billion dollars he squirreled away in his rainy day fund.

Assuming he GTFO before being beheaded.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 09:55 AM (SY2Kh)

Comrade! Look at this rebar.

This is what happens to those who make undesirable allegations.

Posted by: Chest Master 2000 at January 21, 2013 09:56 AM (NF2Bf)

26 Assuming he GTFO before being beheaded. Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 01:55 PM (SY2Kh) I hope he goes out like Kadaffy. Shot in the head by a couple of citizens in the back of a pick-up truck.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 09:56 AM (l86i3)

27 I think Assad is safe from hanging. With no chin, nooses will simply slip off the top of his head.

Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (q4KYY)

28 Assuming he GTFO before being beheaded.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 01:55 PM (SY2Kh)

Nah. That's old-school.

All the cool-kid rebels are doing bayonet raping now.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (Q7CEv)

29 Speaking of red, the next Senator from Kentucky tweets:

ashley judd@Ashley Judd

All my ball gowns packed, & cold weather gear, for the inauguration. What a special American institution to be allowed to witness! Powerful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (UOM48)

30 Vera Wang gown with tasteful Long Dong John dildo, strapped in with leather harness. 'Splains a lot...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (fdyPW)

31 OT But help. Just got an email asking if something is true. You guys are so good at this and I'm phone limited. FEMA graduates a class of their youth corporation numbering 231. These 18-24 year olds will be armed. Might be called homeland security youth corp. Think the info or some of it came from Rense dot com. Can forward email to someone if you want it.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (GnJ7A)

32 I think Assad is safe from hanging. With no chin, nooses will simply slip off the top of his head. Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 01:57 PM (q4KYY) LOL, like trying to hang a bowling pin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 09:57 AM (l86i3)

33 Russia has growing concerns about the safety of its citizens or its operatives?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 09:58 AM (aZ6ew)

"Clay Pell, 31, director for strategic planning on the National Security staff at the White House, on Saturday at the First Unitarian Church of Providence, R.I., PEOPLE has confirmed.

Pell, a JAG and Lieutenant in the U.S. Coast Guard..."

Much is explained.

Posted by: troyriser at January 21, 2013 09:58 AM (vtiE6)

35 Russia has growing concerns about the safety of its citizens or its operatives? Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 01:58 PM (aZ6ew) Da.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 09:58 AM (l86i3)

36 Those are not WMDs, comrades, but White Russians in 55 gallon drums!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:58 AM (fdyPW)

37 >>>I hope he goes out like Kadaffy. Shot in the head by a couple of citizens in the back of a pick-up truck. After he got sodomized by a bayonet. Bayonets, being ancient relics that have no place in a modern military. According to the preezy.

Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 09:58 AM (q4KYY)

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 01:53 PM (r2PLg)

..."strategic cruise planning.."?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 21, 2013 09:59 AM (1Y+hH)

39 I think Assad is safe from hanging. With no chin, nooses will simply slip off the top of his head.

Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 01:57 PM (q4KYY)

Crucifixion used to be popular in that part of the world but it requires specialized carpentry skills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 09:59 AM (QKKT0)

40 Bayonets, being ancient relics that have no place in a modern military. According to the preezy.

Posted by: U. S. Marines at January 21, 2013 09:59 AM (UOM48)

This is all elitist theater. Do you think, if Americans took up arms against the Federal Government, they would do anything differently than Assad?

The outrage is staged PR of the most hypocritical kind.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:00 AM (OQpzc)

"Russia's Foreign Ministry has said that it has contingency plans in place to evacuate thousands of Russians from Syria."

What were all those 'thousands of Russians' doing in Syria anyway?

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 10:00 AM (fH4X9)

"Good luck, Bashar ol'buddy.

Fyi -' the assraping is the hardest part'."

Posted by: Zombie Quadafy at January 21, 2013 10:00 AM (of+x8)

44 Youth corp not corporation. Sorry.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 10:00 AM (EWy0D)

45 This is all elitist theater. Do you think, if Americans took up arms against the Federal Government, they would do anything differently than Assad? The outrage is staged PR of the most hypocritical kind. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 02:00 PM (OQpzc) I'd like to find out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:01 AM (l86i3)

46 44 Youth corp not corporation. Sorry.

Don't you mean "corpse?"

Posted by: King Baracka Vomitus I at January 21, 2013 10:01 AM (UOM48)

47 Unitarians have reserved the express elevator to the lowest circle of Hell. "Creeds are for chumps"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 10:01 AM (fdyPW)

48 teej Can't find a reliable source for that. Also factcheck.org supposedly debunks it--but they aren't reliable either.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:01 AM (r2PLg)

49 If they're using the heavy lift Antonovs, you know something's up. When Russians bug out, shit just got real. When they use heavy lifters, they don't plan on coming back.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:02 AM (GFM2b)

50 Don't you mean "corpse?" Posted by: King Baracka Vomitus I at January 21, 2013 02:01 PM (UOM4

Only if they come to my hood.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:02 AM (l86i3)

51 If you're in Syria and you're an Alawite, Maronite Christian, Jew, or Shia Muzzie, you'd be advised to shag ass out of Dodge too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 10:02 AM (wwsoB)

52 Crucifixion used to be popular in that part of the world but it requires specialized carpentry skills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 01:59 PM (QKKT0)

No it does not. A little angle iron and some bolts will work just as well. All you require to go old roman is a cold, cold heart.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:02 AM (OQpzc)

53 I have a problem with how the article was titled. It says, Russia "begins" to draw down, imlpying much more is to come soon. But there is no evidence whatsoever that a dramatic further drawdown is imminent beyond this initial 100. And actually this 100 was announced quite some time ago, with the announced closing of their Aleppo embassy offices (they are consolidating everything in Damascus) So people are using this to say Russia thinks Syria is losing, but there actually is no evidence of this.

Posted by: Village Idiot at January 21, 2013 10:02 AM (utXSy)

54 Someone please tell me that People magazine has his job title wrong. Appears to be correct. I always did like Kristi Yamaguchi better.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (7ObY1)

55 47
Unitarians have reserved the express elevator to the lowest circle of Hell. "Creeds are for chumps"

Aren't they the idiots behind the "Coexist" stickers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (UOM48)

56 Whenever I see the word 'Kremlin' I always think 'White House' for some reason.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (p/cQy)

57 Man, would love to see that chinless wonder and his VogueÂ™-approved wife dangling by their ankles, side-by-side, from telephone poles, but hey, I'm a romantic...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (kbOju)

58 Crucifixion used to be popular in that part of the world but it requires specialized carpentry skills. I know this Jewish carpenter...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (GFM2b)

59 Syrians killing Syrians with Russian lives in danger.

What's not to like?

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:03 AM (KXm42)

60 White Russians in 55 gallon drums

Wheel one of those into my cube, will ya?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:04 AM (ZKzrr)

61 Unitarians have reserved the express elevator to the lowest circle of Hell. "Creeds are for chumps" Aren't they the idiots behind the "Coexist" stickers? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:03 PM (UOM4

Yep, those phony fucks take hedonistic relitivism to a whole new level.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:04 AM (l86i3)

62 Unitarians have reserved the express elevator to the lowest circle of Hell. "Creeds are for chumps"

Who needs dogma when you can just be generically spiritual, man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 10:04 AM (QKKT0)

63 This is all elitist theater. Do you think, if Americans took up arms against the Federal Government, they would do anything differently than Assad?

I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 10:04 AM (SY2Kh)

64 Of course the MSM will tell us that the new regime will be all "reasonable, moderate, pragmatic, pro-Western, and secular". Until they sack an embassy "because of a video"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 10:04 AM (wwsoB)

65 I just want someone to debunk People magazine. A 31 year old JAG from the COast Guard is really -- "The Director for Strategic Planning for National Security at the White House"? Gawd--they have to be wrong.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:05 AM (r2PLg)

66 I know this Jewish carpenter...

Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Jesus coffe table?

Talk about a conversation piece.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:05 AM (KXm42)

67 Thanks for trying tasker!

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 10:05 AM (7MSnD)

68 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities.

Depends on the city.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 10:05 AM (QKKT0)

69 All you require to go old roman is a cold, cold heart. Who knew I was old roman?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (GFM2b)

70 If you're in Syria and you're an Alawite, Maronite Christian, Jew, or Shia Muzzie, you'd be advised to shag ass out of Dodge too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 02:02 PM (wwsoB)

We support illegal immigration of Maronites, as does the Rodent Liberation Front. They can stay at our house. Fuck the federal immigration laws. We will help hide them We will feed them. The Feds can go fuck themselves on this issue, and yes I know nsa already is running my name.

Fuck you too, nsa if you have a problem with that.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (OQpzc)

71 Talk about a conversation piece. Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 02:05 PM (KXm42) It would prolly have built in cup holders.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (l86i3)

72 54 Someone please tell me that People magazine has his job title wrong. Appears to be correct. I always did like Kristi Yamaguchi better. Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 02:03 PM (7ObY1) ____________________________ LOL! Cripes I like Coasties but come on!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (r2PLg)

73 Is the Barky-fest going to last all day on tee vee? I can't even listen to Steyn on the radio because Fox news radio keeps playing TFG droning during his coronation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (UOM48)

74 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities. Depends on the city. District 13.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

75 Who knew I was old roman?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 02:06 PM (GFM2b)

The old ways are the best.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:06 AM (OQpzc)

76 Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Jesus coffe table? Talk about a conversation piece. With matching end tables.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:07 AM (GFM2b)

77 So people are using this to say Russia thinks Syria is losing, but there actually is no evidence of this. Posted by: Village Idiot at January 21, 2013 02:02 PM

But it's an AP wire story through Yahoo News! If you can't trust them for solid news, well, who can you trust!

Posted by: Naive News Consumer at January 21, 2013 10:08 AM (wwsoB)

78 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

It is good to have faith.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:09 AM (OQpzc)

79 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities. Sadly, I'm less sanguine.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 10:09 AM (evdj2)

80 73 Is the Barky-fest going to last all day on tee vee? I can't even listen to Steyn on the radio because Fox news radio keeps playing TFG droning during his coronation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:06 PM

Try the cable channels that are non-news. Except ESPN or Weather Channel, since they have to fit their boyfriend into every angle

I'm watching BBC America today. Crash Course and Top Gear marathons

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 10:09 AM (wwsoB)

81 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities.

Suburbs, OTOH...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:09 AM (ZKzrr)

82 I'm watching BBC America today. Crash Course and Top Gear marathons Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 02:09 PM (wwsoB) How about copper? Did they bring back Copper yet?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:10 AM (l86i3)

83 From The Hill:

Tens of thousands of people who flocked to the Mall to watch Monday's inaugural ceremony will have to watch a replay to hear what President Obama said.

A television set up just north of the Washington Monument was streaming terribly, sending a garbled signal Â— both audial and visual Â— that left observers west of 15th Street having to guess half of what Obama was saying.

Many in the crowd Â– perhaps thinking there was another big screen on the south side of the monument Â– trudged that way only to find nothing, and were forced to loop back into the north-end throng that was trying its best to be upbeat despite the malfunctioning screen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:11 AM (UOM48)

84 Since DC is known for title inflation "Director for strategic planning on the National Security staff" could very well mean that he organizes the meetings, books flights, that type of stuff. A scheduler, essentially (this is just a guess).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 10:11 AM (X11b6)

85 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:11 PM (UOM4

Glenn Becks stuff worked great.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:11 AM (l86i3)

86 Invictus- Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 10:12 AM (dxLXf)

87 TFG's jumbotron killed itself.

Bwahahahaha! Poor Obamabots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:12 AM (UOM48)

88 Atelevision set up just north of the Washington Monument was
streaming terribly, sending a garbled signal Â— both audial and visual Â—
that left observers west of 15th Street having to guess half of what
Obama was saying.

If they understood half of what he was saying the speech would be a huge improvement over the Dogeater's usual gibberish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 10:12 AM (QKKT0)

89 Tammy Bruce ‏@HeyTammyBruce

Reagan announced hostages being freed during his inauguration. Obama presides during their murder

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 10:13 AM (8sCoq)

90 TFG's jumbotron killed itself.

And now they run our medical care.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)

91 89 Tammy Bruce ‏@HeyTammyBruce

Reagan announced hostages being freed during his inauguration. Obama presides during their murder

Wow. Spot on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM48)

92 Win The Future .....and then piss on it for shits n grins.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:14 AM (KXm42)

93 You can't spell Assad without "ass".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 21, 2013 10:16 AM (71LDo)

94 93 You can't spell Assad without "ass".

Barbara Walters interviewed him a few years ago and came away charmed by him. Of course, she also loves Fidel Castro.

Old biddy has never met a tyrant or dictator she didn't adore/want to sleep with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:18 AM (UOM48)

95 I'm pretty sure the Feds wouldn't respond by leveling entire cities.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

Keep thinking those happy thoughts.

Posted by: troyriser at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (vtiE6)

96 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (UOM48)

TFG's jumbotron killed itself.

There can be only one.

Posted by: TOTUS at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (/oBE+)

98 A television set up just north of the Washington Monument was
streaming terribly, sending a garbled signal Â— both audial and visual

So it was working perfectly then.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (gCa4h)

99 Old biddy has never met a tyrant or dictator she didn't adore/want to sleep with. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:18 PM (UOM4

Or get a check from.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (l86i3)

100 Old biddy has never met a tyrant or dictator she didn't adore/want to sleep with. That was probably part of the negotiation for the interview.

Posted by: cicero skip at January 21, 2013 10:20 AM (3m9Uc)

101 96 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM4

Yes, since November....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 21, 2013 10:20 AM (9+ccr)

102 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM4

Just finished the first tall brandy and coke.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:20 AM (l86i3)

103 Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 02:12 PM (dxLXf)

I'm tired of being politic. We need action, on the ground. If the borders will not be enforced then let's help the people who actually are oppressed to come here instead of greedy fucks who only see the land of freebees.

I stand with all Christians against the evil that is Islam.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:21 AM (OQpzc)

104 About 150 Turkish Communist Party supporters fired pink smoke grenades and burned an American flag at a port entrance.

http://tinyurl.com/am79yao

Nice touch.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 10:21 AM (0It32)

105 Next election cycle cannot get here fast enough. Then when I think about the current state of the GOP, I think I can wait. A lot has to change. Just not sure if the country is up for it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (mSxBj)

106 Tammy Bruce ‏@HeyTammyBruce Reagan announced hostages being freed during his inauguration. Obama presides during their murder I was a young, dumb Democrat at the time (luckily I was too young to vote.) But when that fucking awesome inauguration came, with the hostages being freed, I began to become a Reaganite. By the time I was old enough to vote, I was a full-fledged Repub, thanks to the Ronaldus Maximus. Oh, and Tammy Bruce is da bomb. Our gheys are so much better than the donks' gheys.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (7ObY1)

107 You can't spell Assad without "ass".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 21, 2013 02:16 PM (71LDo)

You can't spell Liberty without LIB.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (OQpzc)

108 I stand with all Christians against the evil that is Islam. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 02:21 PM (OQpzc) Oh hell yes, I would support patriation of middle eastern Christians.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (l86i3)

109 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?

Why would I be depressed? I'm at work on a holiday, and SCOAMF will take half my OT pittance and give it to his donors.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (ZKzrr)

110 Oh gross!! Leahy and Obama are practically cuddling and whispering in each other's ears. It's really that bad.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (r2PLg)

111

Beyonce.

In the Treaty Room.

With the Strap-On.

Posted by: Inaugural Clue! at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (/oBE+)

112 104 About 150 Turkish Communist Party supporters fired pink smoke grenades and burned an American flag at a port entrance.

http://tinyurl.com/am79yao

Nice touch.

Turkish Code Pinkos?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (UOM48)

113 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM4

A bit? I have had to hide my shoelaces since November.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (zhe90)

114 Did those lazy and slack-jawed FSA losers clean up after themselves on the Mall? I keed! I keed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 10:23 AM (sr7ZF)

115 66 I know this Jewish carpenter...

Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Jesus coffe table?

Talk about a conversation piece.
---
My wife'd still find something wrong with it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 10:24 AM (SO2Q8)

116 Did those lazy and slack-jawed FSA losers clean up after themselves on the Mall? I keed! I keed! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 02:23 PM (sr7ZF) It would be amazing if they knew how to wipe their own asses.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:24 AM (l86i3)

117 96 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else? My advice to you is to drink heavily. (HT to Bluto in Animal House)

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 21, 2013 10:24 AM (mSxBj)

118 110 Oh gross!!

Leahy and Obama are practically cuddling and whispering in each other's ears.

It's really that bad.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 02:22 PM (r2PLg)

You're actually watching that shit?! I admire your fortitude. My house is completely silent today. Too bummed to even listen to music.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:24 AM (UOM48)

119 54 And I rooted for Michelle all those years. Kind of makes glad she never won that Gold medal.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 10:24 AM (M/TDA)

120 Did those lazy and slack-jawed FSA losers clean up after themselves on the Mall?

I keed! I keed![/]

Who gives a fuck.

Not kidding.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:25 AM (KXm42)

121 Turkish Code Pinkos?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:22 PM

In pink turkey papier-mÃ¢chÃ© heads

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 10:25 AM (0It32)

122 I am into my third bottle of wine. My nap will be sweet.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 10:26 AM (wR+pz)

123 too depressed for italics

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:26 AM (KXm42)

124 Hopefully, after obeying Dear Leader's orders to use Saturday as a national day of service (because libs have to be ordered to serve), some of the FSA learned how to reach down and pick up their trash.

hahahahahahaha. I kill myself sometimes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (UOM48)

125

Old biddy has never met a tyrant or dictator she didn't adore/~~want to~~ sleep with.

-----

FIFY

Posted by: Barbara W at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (SO2Q8)

126 You're actually watching that shit?! I admire your fortitude. My house is completely silent today. Too bummed to even listen to music. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:24 PM (UOM48 ____________ Ya--but I'm use to torture. I don't know if it is usual protocol but they are Hiding Harry. I swear they don't want America to know the Dems lead the Senate and the Senate has more power than The House. And with that--Boehner is up.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (r2PLg)

127 Heading back home on I-95 after having spent four days in God's Country visiting Mom. First order of business: figure out why the missus' car is acting up... ugh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (8Jp6C)

128 I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM4

Yeah, watching the demise of a once-great nation in real time will do that.

Oh well, dark ages probably aren't as bad as they sound. Only the serfs have shit all over them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (QKKT0)

129 Oh well, dark ages probably aren't as bad as they sound. Only the serfs have shit all over them.

It's not so bad, then?

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2013 10:28 AM (KXm42)

130 Oh hell yes, I would support patriation of middle eastern Christians.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 02:22 PM (l86i3)

There are Maronite churches all over America. They won't sell out like many of the socialist romans. Honor God. Celebrate Chrisianity in the orginal Aramaic. And donate to the priests who do real good.

I was a protestant until I learned that all my papist hate derived from the pos that was Henry VIII. What a douche. If he was alive today, his name would be Barak.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:29 AM (OQpzc)

131 Have they rolled out Joey Biden yet, or is he still locked in a back room somewhere eating paste?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:29 AM (UOM48)

132 Man, would love to see that chinless wonder and his VogueÂ™-approved wife dangling by their ankles, side-by-side, from telephone poles, but hey, I'm a romantic...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 21, 2013 02:03 PM (kbOju)

Sure, Assad's an evil bastard. So was Khadaffy. But the evil bastards that replaced the latter, and who bid fair to replace the former, are even worse.

I'd sooner see Assad and his boys go full tilt on killing Al Qaeda and their Salafist supporters, than see those bastards gain power like they did in Libya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2013 10:29 AM (673KB)

133 after obeying Dear Leader's orders to use Saturday as a national day of service

I still can't get over this glove.
http://is.gd/pAMd8O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:30 AM (ZKzrr)

134 Anybody got recommendation for a good inexpensive printer that works with an IPad?. I could print if I felt like lifting the lid to my laptop, turning it on and waiting for it to boot up but I can't be bothered.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 10:30 AM (M/TDA)

135

I don't know if it is usual protocol but they are Hiding Harry.

For some reason, the kids like playing Hide and Seek better.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 21, 2013 10:30 AM (NF2Bf)

136 What's the story with Baba Wawa? Called out to her greater reward yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 10:30 AM (8Jp6C)

137 Oh well, dark ages probably aren't as bad as they sound. Only the serfs have shit all over them. It's not so bad, then? Well, the serfs do get better.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (GFM2b)

138 If you are depressed--never give a lurking Liberal the satisfaction.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (r2PLg)

139

48 months to go. Just 48 months to go. and just next month, it'll be 47 months to go.

Just like AA, take it one day at a time.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (SO2Q8)

140 I know this Jewish carpenter...Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Jesus coffe table? Talk about a conversation piece.
---
My wife'd still find something wrong with it.

According to Paul Jesus was an expert on the coming Kingdom of God but only so-so in furniture design trends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (QKKT0)

141 I still can't get over this glove.
http://is.gd/pAMd8O

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 02:30 PM (ZKzrr

I can't get over that face...and the bangs. She makes Flip Wilson's Geraldine look gorgeous. Crikey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (UOM48)

142

I still can't get over this glove.
http://is.gd/pAMd8O

Posted by: HeatherRadish

Few can.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (NF2Bf)

143 I don't know if it is usual protocol but they are Hiding Harry. Why did I first read that as "Hiding Hillary"?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:32 AM (GFM2b)

144 136
What's the story with Baba Wawa? Called out to her greater reward yet?

*adds to Dead Pool*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 10:32 AM (UOM48)

145 I was a protestant until I learned that all my papist hate derived from the pos that was Henry VIII. What a douche. If he was alive today, his name would be Barak. Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 02:29 PM (OQpzc) In my book, Did you know I wrote a book?, one of the Characters is a Maronite Christian. Studied up on them quite a bit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:33 AM (l86i3)

146 "Atelevision set up just north of the Washington Monument was
streaming terribly, sending a garbled signal Â— both audial and visual Â—
that left observers west of 15th Street having to guess half of what
Obama was saying."

Sounds like the description of a perfectly-working TV to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2013 10:33 AM (673KB)

147 143 I don't know if it is usual protocol but they are Hiding Harry. Why did I first read that as "Hiding Hillary"? Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 02:32 PM (GFM2b) ________________ Okay that's ironic because I think he is actually sitting next to Hillary at some lower table that is not the head table.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:33 AM (r2PLg)

148 "Hiding Hillary--the Benghazi Story"

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:34 AM (r2PLg)

149 145 He was a nasty piece of work. It's no wonder Elizabeth was allergic to marriage.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 10:35 AM (M/TDA)

150 48 months to go. Just 48 months to go. and just next month, it'll be 47 months to go. Just like AA, take it one day at a time. Thank God it's not exactly like AA. I'd hate to think that if I get drunk the counter would start over.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:35 AM (GFM2b)

151 New post. Same torture.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 10:35 AM (r2PLg)

152 Sounds like the description of a perfectly-working TV to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2013 02:33 PM

Probably just a Max Headroom rebounce from Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 10:35 AM (0It32)

153 Did you know I wrote a book?

Is it available for Kindle yet?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 10:36 AM (ZKzrr)

154 "Hiding Hillary--the Benghazi Story" Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 02:34 PM (r2PLg) It wasn't hard, I think they kept her in a room feeding her old Scotch and young third world teenage girls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:36 AM (l86i3)

155 Did you know I wrote a book? Is it available for Kindle yet? Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 02:36 PM (ZKzrr) Another week, I hope.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:36 AM (l86i3)

156 >>>"Creeds are for chumps"

The best part. Holding such beliefs that a good written "word of God" does not exist requires someone to spend a lot of time in theological contemplation regarding metaphysics. Scratch the surface of one of these dweebs and you find someone using it as a shield to justify a rejection of common morality without the need for contemplation. Most folks who espouse said beliefs are no more ready to contemplate metaphysics than they are to perform brain surgery. So when they say "Creeds are for chumps" the natural response is they were written for people like you because it was known you'd be far to lazy and stupid to come up with well thought answers on the nature of morality all by yourself.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (0q2P7)

157 149 145 He was a nasty piece of work. It's no wonder Elizabeth was allergic to marriage. ---- We grow up leaning history from an English perspective. Now that i'm much more Catholic in my outlook, i wish the Armada had won.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (SO2Q8)

158 In my book, Did you know I wrote a book?, one of the Characters is a Maronite Christian. Studied up on them quite a bit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 02:33 PM (l86i3)

I heard a rumor.

My wife is a Maronite. I was raised Pentecostal. She is a damn fine ambassador. Converted me from the usual idolatry bullshit I was raised on. We had very little to argue over when she explained things.

We need more ambassadors between the sects of Christianity. We have much more in common than not.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (OQpzc)

159 I was a protestant until I learned that all my papist hate derived from the pos that was Henry VIII. What a douche. If he was alive today, his name would be Barak.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 02:29 PM (OQpzc)

Protestantism originates from Martin Luther, not Henry VIII. Won't go into some other reasons Catholicism might not be attractive to Protestants, although I sure am relieved the late Pope John Paul II once conceded that perhaps not all Protestants go to Hell. Big of him.

Posted by: troyriser at January 21, 2013 10:38 AM (vtiE6)

160 Okay that's ironic because I think he is actually sitting next to Hillary at some lower table that is not the head table. Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 02:33 PM (r2PLg) Leahy is at the head table and Harry isn't because Leahy, as President Pro Tempore*, is in the line of succession and under the Senate's rules he's the guy charged with presiding over the Senate when the VP isn't around (which is most of the time). So he's equal to Boehner, not Harry. *Leahy became President Pro Tem when Inouye died last month.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 10:39 AM (X11b6)

161 I can't get over that face...and the bangs. She makes Flip Wilson's Geraldine look gorgeous. Crikey. A cross between Redd Foxx's sister and a Wookey.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 21, 2013 10:39 AM (mSxBj)

162 It wasn't hard, I think they kept her in a room feeding her old Scotch and young third world teenage girls.>>

Wow make them college age and I want a gig like that.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 10:40 AM (qo244)

163 I can't get over that face...and the bangs. She makes Flip Wilson's Geraldine look gorgeous. Crikey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:31 PM (UOM4

With the bangs she looks like Dave Chappelle as Rick James minus the moustace.

Posted by: Mario at January 21, 2013 10:43 AM (t06LC)

164 > I'm a bit depressed today. Anyone else?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM4

thick-sliced applewood smoked bacon for b'fst followed by hours and hours of Pawn Stars

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

165 With the bangs she looks like Dave Chappelle as Rick James minus the moustace. Posted by: Mario at January 21, 2013 02:43 PM (t06LC) Aunt Esther.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 10:46 AM (l86i3)

166 some other reasons Catholicism might not be attractive to Protestants, although I sure am relieved the late Pope John Paul II once conceded that perhaps not all Protestants go to Hell. Big of him.

Posted by: troyriser at January 21, 2013 02:38 PM (vtiE6)

I'm aware the Church is not perfect. It is made up of humans. Both side. Maybe we could make peace and focus on the ones who'd like to slaughter us both? Include Jews and you get thrice. Crazy that we might form an allicance, I know, but maybe we could think about it?

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 10:48 AM (OQpzc)

167 It's no wonder Elizabeth was allergic to marriage. Either that or Liz was a hermaphrodite. It's been denied for centuries but there is also some basis for the rumors. Or rumours. Was Elizabeth the "master-mistress" of Shakespeare's "passion?"

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

168

Lutherans are Catholics who listened to Luther, got pissed and cut out the preisthood and the Pope.

Church of England are Catholics who were afraid of Henry the VIII and were sick of the Pope controlling sovereign nations

Episcopalians are Church of England in America

Calvinist are Lutherans without the jello salad. Lutherans were too party-all-the-time for them

Baptists are Church of England who got pissed with them and decided to do their own thing

My Scottish ancesters were Baptists, who became Lutherans, some married Catholics, and I converted to Judiasm. My first cousin was a Catholic preist. Go figure

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 10:58 AM (Dnbau)

169 I told a co-worker she looked like a drag queen that lost a bar fight.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:00 AM (41VCE)

170 I told a co-worker she looked like a drag queen that lost a bar fight. Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 03:00 PM (41VCE) Look for that line in my next book.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 11:01 AM (l86i3)

171 Do we really need more fiction about a cross dressing wookie?

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:03 AM (41VCE)

172 Do we really need more fiction about a cross dressing wookie? Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 03:03 PM (41VCE) Actually I thought I would use it to describe a Polish prostitute.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)

173 Do we really need more fiction about a cross dressing wookie? Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 03:03 PM (41VCE) Actually I thought I would use it to describe a Polish prostitute.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)

174 Well regardless I would be honored.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (41VCE)

175 Well regardless I would be honored.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (41VCE)

176 Do we really need more fiction about a cross dressing wookie?

I heard George Lucas plans to have Chewbacca come out of the closet in the next Star Wars.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (gCa4h)

177 Do we really need more fiction about a cross dressing wookie?

I heard George Lucas plans to have Chewbacca come out of the closet in the next Star Wars.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (gCa4h)

178 Maybe the Russians are preparing to nuke Syria from orbit. After all it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Paladin at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (MXyBs)

179 There's always been a suspicion on the right that the Russians evacuated a lot of chemical and bio material out of Iraq, just before the invasion. the Israelis have been saying that for years

Posted by: Avi at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (/ZEtn)

180 I'm aware the Church is not perfect. It is made up of humans. Both side. Maybe we could make peace and focus on the ones who'd like to slaughter us both? Include Jews and you get thrice. Crazy that we might form an allicance, I know, but maybe we could think about it?

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 02:48 PM (OQpzc)

A man or woman's faith is their own. When I'm looking for like-minded friends in troubling times, a belief in freedom is all that's required.

Posted by: troyriser at January 21, 2013 11:33 AM (vtiE6)

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